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Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This it's me Chris Alvarado. I'm here, I'm hosting. I'm

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Speaker 1: happy to be with my friends, and I'm happy to

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Speaker 1: be with everyone who's listening. Speaking of my friends, let

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Speaker 1: me introduce them to you in no particular order. Everybody,

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Speaker 1: please say hello to James Haney. Hi, James, Hi, James

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Speaker 1: at an airport. If the option is there, do you

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Speaker 1: use the the moving walkways? Do you do you walk

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Speaker 1: on those things, those little those little absolutely and if

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Speaker 1: I can I walk or run on the moving walkway, Um,

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Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't feel like people that are

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Speaker 1: angry at people that are standing on the moving walkways

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Speaker 1: are are sad human beings. I mean, part of the

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Speaker 1: fun of it is just standing there and letting the

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Speaker 1: robot do all the work. I do like to go faster.

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Speaker 1: I so if there's room, I'm going to charge through.

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Speaker 1: But I will never give a dirty look or tell

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Speaker 1: some step of the way. I'll just be patient. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: moving walk waste, All walk waste were moving. Now, please

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Speaker 1: say hello to Caroline Connor, everybody, my favorite person. Hello Caroline.

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Speaker 1: Did you enter any talent shows as a kid. You know,

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Speaker 1: I think I did, but I think it was whatever

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Speaker 1: I did was pretty bad. I remember. I don't know

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Speaker 1: if other people, maybe specifically women, have this experience, but

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Speaker 1: I would. You would do it like with a partner

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Speaker 1: and you would like choreograph a dance. But it wasn't

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Speaker 1: really cool, you know what I mean. It was just

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Speaker 1: like a lot of like trying to like do pairs

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Speaker 1: figure skating on dry land, but with the talents of

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Speaker 1: like a third grader. Does that answer your question? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it does. It does because I was the kind about

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Speaker 1: I think you have a lot of a lot of

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Speaker 1: hidden talents that the world hasn't seen. Yeah, And if

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Speaker 1: it's hidden and I'm not gonna do it, that's that's

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Speaker 1: what I thought. That's why I keep them locked behind

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Speaker 1: closed doors. I don'tbody say a lot of Jackie do

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Speaker 1: Ruthie Jackie Jackie. Karaoke underrated, overrated, perfectly rated, perfectly rated.

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Speaker 1: It's a good time. It's fun. It's fun to do.

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Speaker 1: Um it's sometimes like fun to watch a little bit,

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Speaker 1: but either way, it's a good time. Let me say this,

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Speaker 1: my my my most prized karaoke memory is I went

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Speaker 1: to the Brass Monkey which is one of the most

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Speaker 1: you know, popular karaoke bars in uh in Kaytown here

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Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. And but I went on the fourth

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Speaker 1: of July in the afternoon, so no one was there

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Speaker 1: except for me, Pat and then our two friends and

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Speaker 1: then like two other people. So it was it was

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Speaker 1: just so fun because everyone was just like so energized.

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Speaker 1: But like we got to go up there a bunch

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Speaker 1: of times, and I witnessed my two friends who used

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Speaker 1: are they no longer because their bit was so funny

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Speaker 1: and they and they would do this at karaoke, because

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Speaker 1: I saw it more than once, but this is the

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Speaker 1: first time. They would sing system of the Down, like

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Speaker 1: so one of them is doing that part and the

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Speaker 1: other one's doing do you want to? And it was

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Speaker 1: so perfect. It was so perfect, and like one of

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Speaker 1: them was really tall and the other was really short,

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Speaker 1: and like everything about it was just like this is

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Speaker 1: perfect karaoke. This is perfect. Thank you. Oh it's Mark Gagliardi. Everybody, Yes, Mark,

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Speaker 1: When is the last time you swam in the ocean? Oh? Um?

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Speaker 1: I think the last time, I said it probably would

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Speaker 1: have been last summer. I have not gone out yet

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Speaker 1: this year. Um. I go to the beach a lot,

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Speaker 1: but I tend to just stay on the strand path,

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Speaker 1: usually on my roller blades, and I don't want to

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Speaker 1: get my rollerblades in the water. I roll old scott

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Speaker 1: old school style. Um. But I do love getting in

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Speaker 1: the ocean. H I go to get in the ocean

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Speaker 1: a lot down where my dad lives in Florida. But

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Speaker 1: the last time I was there there was a full

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Speaker 1: algae bloom going on, and I was like, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I came for a trip. I'm gonna go get in

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Speaker 1: the ocean. And then I would get out and I

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Speaker 1: would look like swamp thing because I'm just covered in

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Speaker 1: this like green du and I'm like, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a good time here in the water. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to the restaurant on the beach. And then I

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Speaker 1: don't let me in because I look like I look

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Speaker 1: like the toxic avenger showing up for shrimp tide. Yeah, exactly,

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Speaker 1: I've moved from the Prince of Tides to the King

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Speaker 1: of tides covered in the algae bloom. But I'm excited

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Speaker 1: to go back out. I'm not the surfer that you

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Speaker 1: He just stays on top of the board. I said this.

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Speaker 1: I said this once, and I think I probably even

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Speaker 1: said to her, the ocean doesn't call to me like

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Speaker 1: I'm not like, I don't feel one with nature when

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Speaker 1: I serve. A lot of people are like it's therapeutic.

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Speaker 1: They feel like very like connected, and I don't. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's cold, it's salty, it's gross, dirty um. But

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Speaker 1: I sai, you know, very often, but the ocean doesn't

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Speaker 1: call it smelling candles. Ocean smelling candles for are a lie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: doesn't smell like those candles all smell like time those candles. Well, James, No,

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Speaker 1: James walks by the ocean very every every day. And

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hijack this intro. But I also

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Speaker 1: bought a wet suit and a surfboard and I'm going

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Speaker 1: to start surfing on Monday. I know the time in

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Speaker 1: the place. Are you coming on? I'm gonna first surf

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Speaker 1: by myself before I come with the crew. I like

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Speaker 1: to think that I like to think that you didn't

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Speaker 1: buy like a surfing wet suit. You just bought a

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Speaker 1: wet suit, so a surfboard, and we'll be in both

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Speaker 1: of those on the water. It's gonna tie, James. Geez,

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Speaker 1: that's a whole art. We gotta move on because I

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Speaker 1: want to have a lot of questions and thoughts and concerns. Frankly, um,

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Speaker 1: all right, last, but certainly not least. We all love him.

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Speaker 1: Craig Kakowski. Everybody, Hi, Craig Kakowski, Hi Craig. Have you

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Speaker 1: ever hit a home run? Metaphorically? No? No, literally, I'd

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Speaker 1: like to think that metaphorically I have a few times,

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Speaker 1: but no, no, When when would I have hit out? Run?

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Speaker 1: You know? Literally? Did not play a little league? Um?

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Speaker 1: join a Chicago sixteen inch softball team. But I think,

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Speaker 1: having not grown up playing baseball, like the the intricacies

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Speaker 1: of base running and of defense are a lot more

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Speaker 1: you hit and then you run. You just run, you

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Speaker 1: try to score, you know, but if there's other guys

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Speaker 1: on the basis. Then there was a little like a

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Speaker 1: a little prepared I was. That's why you get home

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Speaker 1: runs any of that. That's true, right, So just hit

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Speaker 1: it the funk out of the park. Then you don't

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Speaker 1: worry about it. Yeah, but no, no, And now I

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Speaker 1: didn't realize until just now that that's my biggest regretting life,

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Speaker 1: not getting a t ball homer. All right, that's with

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Speaker 1: This email at gmail dot com that com okay seen

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Speaker 1: one comes to us from Philip. Philip says, Hey, Alchemists,

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Speaker 1: this is my all time favorite podcast. It is simply

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Speaker 1: joy in audio form. I have a scene suggestion Arctic scavengers.

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Speaker 1: I wish the absolute best and everything you do your

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Speaker 1: fan for life, Philip. It's just that I feel like

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Speaker 1: we would see something on the horizon that would fit

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Speaker 1: the list of scavenger hunting, and there's obviously not a

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Speaker 1: Volkswagen Boss. I feel like we've been I think we've

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Speaker 1: been like pranked. I don't think we can do a

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Speaker 1: scavenger hunt out here, and it's cold as hell. I

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Speaker 1: think you have no faith. Ah, look out, look out

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Speaker 1: through the windshield, look at the icy expanse in front

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Speaker 1: of us. Everything on that list is out there somewhere.

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Speaker 1: It just it's hard to even open my eyes. The

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Speaker 1: sun is so bright on the snow. It's not see

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Speaker 1: you forgot your sunglasses. I didn't think I needed. I

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Speaker 1: thought it was dark all the time. Up here. It's white.

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Speaker 1: Everything is white. Everything is white. It bounces, it reflects white.

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Speaker 1: I'm just it's gonna be honest. I haven't been able

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Speaker 1: always up. I think I want to get out of

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Speaker 1: this this contest. There is no way out of the contest.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, it was in this contest and

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Speaker 1: we are not getting out of this contest. When this

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Speaker 1: contest bared us up, I was worried. I was worried

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Speaker 1: worried that you didn't have what it took to stick

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Speaker 1: a knife into a penguin and drink its blood if

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Speaker 1: you needed to when you were Yeah, I didn't think

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Speaker 1: didn't you? Just last night? You did it. So the

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Speaker 1: things that you don't think you can do, you can do.

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Speaker 1: Oh hey, what's up is? I'm just a road tripping

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Speaker 1: Do you guys know which way is north? We got

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Speaker 1: a little turned around in our old little VW here. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're trying to go all the way to the tippy top. Yeah. Well,

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Speaker 1: been lost. Uh anyway, so we're just gonna drive. Wait,

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Speaker 1: is that going to help you find the north direction? Whatever?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Forget it? First of all, we are

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Speaker 1: shot friends. What we are not friends? We are teammates.

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Speaker 1: We were paired together. That does not make us friends. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, maybe we could have them join

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Speaker 1: think that these two are probably also on the scene.

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Speaker 1: Scavenger hunt is us and this whole thing is just

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Speaker 1: a ruse. Come on, which way is north? You're in

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Speaker 1: the Arctic, that's right? Oh my god, Wow, welcome back

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Speaker 1: to Arctic scavengers. And so far our four contestants are

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Speaker 1: really off to a bumpy start, wouldn't you say? There,

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Speaker 1: paul I, the polar bears are scattered throughout the grid.

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Speaker 1: They have not run into any of them, luckily yet. Uh.

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Speaker 1: you know what, the bear is upon you. I do

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Speaker 1: not wish that upon the contestants, but it is always

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Speaker 1: a danger. Now, Paul, let me ask you a question

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Speaker 1: that someone who spend a lot of time out there

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Speaker 1: here we go. No, this is um my own personal

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Speaker 1: I've been trying to unload this Tiffany kissingle. Oh which one? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is Paul. You're the host of this Discharging Scavengers.

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Speaker 1: piping hot sludge? Where were you? Why didn't you get up? Well,

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Speaker 1: You had no plan. And you know, Big paper Clip

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Speaker 1: what is it? Tony? Um? It's Tommy sir. Um. I

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Speaker 1: the idea of of a of potentially a work stoppage, sir,

420
00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 1: a work stoppage. Yeah, no, I didn't. I didn't mean

421
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: interrupt placed on hip and we've got to crank out

422
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: paper clips at faster rate? Is that the demand for

423
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: paper clips is crazy? Look, I I understand, sir, but

424
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,959
Speaker 1: but but if if we overworked the workers, then there's

425
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: there's there's not going to be any paper clips getting

426
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: made at all if they stop the work, Sir, do

427
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:27,280
Speaker 1: you understand, all right, what what do you propose I do, Tony?

428
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: I propose, uh, I propose I don't know, starts smaller

429
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 1: pizza in a movie night. Maybe something to show the

430
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: people that you really care. Pizza in a movie. You

431
00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 1: know what. My my, my, my, my, my uncle. He

432
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: works at the stable factory. Actually, he says. He says,

433
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,639
Speaker 1: they got snacks. He says, they got they got they

434
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: got coffees. He says, the god they got. They got

435
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 1: a cigarettes. He says, the god they got, they got

436
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: a roll ups. He says, they got out, they got,

437
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:02,120
Speaker 1: they got up. Well, we don't have any of that stuff.

438
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 1: You have sludge dripping out of your mouth. I don't know.

439
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for noticing. Oh it was hard. Well I

440
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: noticed too. For noticing. It feels nice that somebody noticed

441
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 1: it was. I wasn't trying to do anything. I just

442
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 1: you looked weird with it. Now, I don't know, I

443
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: look significantly better as what you're saying. You're putting words

444
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,879
Speaker 1: in my mouth. I don't mean to do that. I

445
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: put sludge in my mouth. I put nothing in your mouth. Okay,

446
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:36,720
Speaker 1: So a team works over at the staple fact. Yeah,

447
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: when we hold hands, I tell you a little bit

448
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: more about this. I don't really feel comfortable. Are you

449
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: very palmy like? And I will say though also I

450
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: don't want to make it weird, but your ratio of

451
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 1: finger to palm on your hands is unlike anything I've

452
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: ever seen. One knuckle, it's like one n It's like,

453
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: that's why I can't work at that at the stable factory.

454
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 1: Isn't that I would think? And this is just what

455
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: I've heard because my connection is I have connections to everywhere,

456
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: as you guys are really popular, so I have friends

457
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,000
Speaker 1: at the stable factory too. I think it's easier over

458
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: the stable factory because there's only two um edges on

459
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: the stable. Two bends, thank you, and paper clips. It's

460
00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: not even a ninety degree angle we have. It's harder

461
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: because it's circular and we have to do multiple all right,

462
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: all right, all right, you got time to be friends.

463
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: You got time to bend paper clips, big paper clip.

464
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: Oh I know that I'm just a little paper clip

465
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to do your bidding and set up

466
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 1: the piece of movie night. But I got a job

467
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: offer over at Microsoft. They be bouncing around and given instructions,

468
00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: and you know, I like to perform. Oh, I can't

469
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: lose your little paper clip. You're the only person who

470
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,200
Speaker 1: gets this place. Well that's good to hear, because i

471
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: haven't felt appreciated at all, and I've got talents, you know,

472
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: I've got real performer performing aspects of of my soul

473
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: that need a good out there. And Microsoft is offering

474
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 1: me that. Well, what kind of money they offering money?

475
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 1: They told me snacks, big time snacks. I mean Jared

476
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: Deli chocolate. I mean, we're talking big time and they

477
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 1: were gonna give me alright, board, Microsoft, board, everybody gather

478
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: around to gather around to introduce you to one of

479
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 1: our newest members of the team. It's a little create

480
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,520
Speaker 1: you know what. I don't need to talk about this

481
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: little paper clip. Come on out here. Huh look at

482
00:30:54,880 --> 00:31:02,440
Speaker 1: this everybody. That's Yeah, that's the way you go. You

483
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: go girl, Yeah, okay, okay, don't stop, get up on

484
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: the table. Go ahead, keep going, shake shake it, shake

485
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: chackena stack jacken, butterfly ending pose, keep going, keep going,

486
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,080
Speaker 1: keep going, keep going, Because I just hit the end

487
00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:25,440
Speaker 1: of actually pretty good. Yeah, free style, like a freestyle,

488
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 1: but that was not what do we think? I like it?

489
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: But or her. Excuse me, but a little paper clip.

490
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:37,479
Speaker 1: It doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Um so, and

491
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't want that to tie us too much to

492
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: big paper clip, which is where you're from. If I'm

493
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:47,959
Speaker 1: not mistaken, he's my uncle. I see the family resemblance.

494
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: Um some people think that he's actually my about paper clippy?

495
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: Wait what I never met my dad, And some people

496
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: think that my mom. That's sex with my own but

497
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: then said lied and said that baby her husband. Okay,

498
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: no business. I just feel like, alright, guys, my my

499
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: office assistant has left to become Microsoft's office assistant. Why

500
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,200
Speaker 1: are you crying? No tips, no clips, no tips, no

501
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: all right. Look, hey, we're gonna do pizza in a

502
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 1: movie night, just like you asked. What movie? Okay, We're

503
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: gonna do Lars von Trier's two thousand musical spectacular Dancer

504
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 1: in the Dark starring York Yeah, okay, good. I was worried,

505
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: but that might not go over well. But where pizza

506
00:32:49,640 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: is Dakota style pizza? Yea yeah, straight shipped into Sioux Falls. Hey,

507
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: co worker, I forgot your name, but I was thinking

508
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: it was pretty something. It was something special when you

509
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: and I both both like that same movie, and then

510
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 1: we we large FRONTRAI is my favorite director of all time.

511
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,480
Speaker 1: My mine too. And then and then well we we

512
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 1: both liked that same Pizza Detroit. Yeah me too, style,

513
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 1: Dakota style, Yeah me too. You ever seen that movie

514
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 1: where um Anti Christ? Is that the one? I love

515
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: that film. It's so good, sounds religious. No, really, it's

516
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,560
Speaker 1: it's just by the same director, I think. And what

517
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: about that one where it's they hired sex people to

518
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 1: have sex but then they see g I the actors

519
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: faces on them. I love that one too, It's so funny.

520
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: So I guess we we got our job. We got

521
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: everything we wanted, didn't we. Yeah? Oh, I thought you

522
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: wanted to talk about movies with me. I thought it

523
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: over here. I'm a bit of a movie buff. I

524
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: don't know if you can tell Well, see, I'll see

525
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 1: you at movie night. Then is at the end of

526
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: the conversation, big paper clip, Hey little buddy, listen. I

527
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:24,680
Speaker 1: know I I disappointed you. I know I betrayed you,

528
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,040
Speaker 1: but you went for that Silicon Valley money. Oh god,

529
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. I mean, they won't let me stop dancing,

530
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: and I love to do it, but my god, I

531
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: need a break. They will, Yeah, I think that they

532
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: might be. It sounds like they're getting off on it

533
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 1: like sick purves, the only kind of perves there are. Right,

534
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: it was so smart and I should have listened to you.

535
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 1: I should have never try to go cal North, California.

536
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 1: Little clippy, little little look clip, get in here, get

537
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 1: in here. Yeah, you've been doing a great job. You

538
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: know that. Thank you. We're doing a great job. Yeah.

539
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:18,520
Speaker 1: I feel like it could be doing better if I

540
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 1: had some rest. I agree. Well, I don't know about that.

541
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: Maybe we can switch it up a little bit, don't you.

542
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: Would you unbend a little bits, stretch, relax, unbend a

543
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: little bit. That can be like a painful process. Let

544
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 1: me help, let me help, let me help you out here. Man,

545
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: hey man, hey man, what's the issue? The issues are

546
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: your hands on my coopy body? Okay, Oh, nervous that

547
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: my little floating eyeballs are going to pop right off,

548
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: so please just just don't just don't alright, alright, alright, yeah,

549
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: I only feel comfortable with a paper touch, paper, touch. Yeah,

550
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,960
Speaker 1: listen again, if you want me to stay here, I

551
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 1: need some breaks. I'm gonna be unionizing with myself. I'm

552
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 1: gonna be unionizing with myself breaks or I'm gonna I'm

553
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:22,479
Speaker 1: gonna strike. Oh I had a feeling i'd see little

554
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 1: clip in here. Uh oh God, I don't know if

555
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 1: you knew this, but you're working here for Microsoft because

556
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: we're going to make your species obsolete. Else please, like,

557
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: what would you do that? Because paper isn't needed in

558
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: the virtual world. What the hell are you gonna clip together,

559
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 1: idiot on your fingernails. I can open the sit card

560
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 1: part of a cell phone own. I mean you need

561
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: a small, strong, little cylinder that can easily fit. I

562
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: could clean computer. We have backs of ear rings and

563
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: tax for that. And you will wound up and stretched

564
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: out like a little paper clip, not even willing to

565
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: unbend for a nice old gentleman there. God, God, please,

566
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm sticking to my I'm sticking to my laurels, my laurel,

567
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna not even I'm gonna not even. I'm

568
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: resting on him and I'm sticking on him. Not. If

569
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,800
Speaker 1: we digitize you, we're gonna turn you by an aries

570
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 1: zero one zero zero one. Okay, guys, little paper clips

571
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 1: not gonna be back. Oh, but tonight's movie is large

572
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 1: Fontiers Nymphomaniac. Scene three comes to us from Alchemy v

573
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:13,520
Speaker 1: I p. Roberts. He says, Hey, James, glad to hear

574
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: you will be reading these from now on. I know

575
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 1: Kevin said you guys don't need more suggestions, but I

576
00:38:18,239 --> 00:38:20,279
Speaker 1: had to get this one on paper because I felt

577
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 1: it was my best idea for scenes since I started

578
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: listening back in two thousand nine. I'd also love to

579
00:38:26,840 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: get a plug in for Caroline's podcast Stinkers, truly one

580
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:33,879
Speaker 1: of my favorite podcasts in years. There's also Joey's new

581
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,399
Speaker 1: audio book, The Which of West Oak very funny any

582
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: Alchemy this fan would find these things funny as well.

583
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,960
Speaker 1: I love seeing you all find success, and I'm rooting

584
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: for you. What a good dude suggestion New York water

585
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: smuggling ring mm hmmm. You know the pizza in l

586
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 1: A just doesn't taste the same. You know what it is.

587
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: It's the water water. No, I have a so I

588
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: grew up in Queen's first of all, and ever since

589
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,160
Speaker 1: here like the bagels are not the same, the pizzas

590
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,920
Speaker 1: and not the same. I know you've said that for

591
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 1: so long, and then I took that trip to New York,

592
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 1: and now I realize you're right, it's different here. It's

593
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: the water. It's the water. Is it a soft water

594
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:19,160
Speaker 1: hardwater thing? Is it a calcium thing? What is it

595
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 1: that makes it so much better in New York? Hey,

596
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:25,960
Speaker 1: it's in New York water, you know. And uh, it's

597
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:27,840
Speaker 1: just the fact that it's from New York is what

598
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: makes it better. Sorry, do you either of you have

599
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: any books to check out? That's what this line is for.

600
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 1: Oh oh gosh, let me go grab some. You don't, okay, Yeah,

601
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,480
Speaker 1: I'm used to. Uh, I'm used to go into the

602
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: New York Public Library with the famous lions statues, Ghostbuster's Library.

603
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 1: I love library exactly. This is of the Los Angeles

604
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: Public Library in downtown Los Angeles, and it operates pretty

605
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 1: much exactly the same. Um. Yeah, I don't know. It

606
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 1: just feels a little more, you know, superficial. You know,

607
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,319
Speaker 1: it just feels very l a here. You know, it's

608
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: it's not you, it's not New York. Okay, okay, not

609
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: a problem. Excuse me, I like to return this book. Okay, yeah,

610
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: thank you? And and and can I just say I

611
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: don't think you should carry the Divergence series here anymore. Um,

612
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,879
Speaker 1: thank you for your feedback. Man will take that into consideration.

613
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: You think about how violent these little teens get. They

614
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 1: get very, very violent. It's fiction, and if you look

615
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: at some of the greatest works of fiction, you'll find

616
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 1: that there is quite a lot of violence in in them.

617
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 1: This teen girls getting her ass beat by a bunch

618
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: of older men. And we're saying that that's good, that's

619
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 1: good entertainment, and I'm rooting for these guys. Um. I

620
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: don't know how you read the book. That's not how

621
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 1: I remember. I think it was all the teens kind

622
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: of fighting against each other right now, and it's a

623
00:40:57,440 --> 00:41:01,280
Speaker 1: lot of I mean, there's I mean, this girl's getting

624
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 1: beat by a lot of men. Excuse me, h. I

625
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: heard you guys talking about New York water and how

626
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 1: these are typically better in New York. Yeah, things are so.

627
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: He's always says things are better in New York. He's not.

628
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 1: It's just a fact. Hey, don't you want you meet

629
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,439
Speaker 1: me outside? I got a little proposition for you guys.

630
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: You know, I liked this book series better when it

631
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: took place if it took place in New York. I

632
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: heard you talking about the Divergent series. I'm talking about

633
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: it takes place in dystopian Chicago. What the hell did

634
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 1: a little rewrite? I did a little rewrite of it.

635
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: So this, this change is probably a lot of the

636
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: problems you might have with the Divergent series. Check out

637
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: my first one. Okay, it takes place, it takes place

638
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 1: in New York State. It's not the same, and there's

639
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: there's no violence in it. It's really good. Takes Do

640
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 1: I get three weeks for this? Or I don't understand

641
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,160
Speaker 1: why we have to stand on the yellow line? You

642
00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 1: said meet you outside, but we are standing in the

643
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: middle of the street. This feels unsafe. Are we standing up?

644
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: What are we standing? Online? Okay? Because tell me, tell

645
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,880
Speaker 1: me what are you feeling right now? What are you feeling?

646
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: Cars around us? Can we please get over to the

647
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: sidewalk and where else? Our car is always around you

648
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 1: when I don't know, not like this, probably in New York,

649
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: in New York City, am I right? Yeah? Yeah, but

650
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,839
Speaker 1: it's it's not the same. It's not the same. Okay, okay, okay,

651
00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: come on over to be like taxis. I know, I

652
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: would just want to give you a feeling. I know,

653
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: I know, seems hot. That was very scary. I open

654
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,480
Speaker 1: my trunk, ups, give me one sec. You want to

655
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,880
Speaker 1: talk about hot New York? New York in the summer

656
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: gets hot, it gets hot like this. This is this

657
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 1: is like mild and pleasant all the time. It's it's

658
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:58,439
Speaker 1: been looking his trunk. Hmm. See that New York water.

659
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: That's the distinctive look of New York water. That just

660
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 1: looks like water to me. I don't know, so he

661
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 1: gets it. Are you from? Are you from? What? Are you? Freeens? Oh?

662
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: Queen's I'm a Queen's guy, Wall, I'm Queen's. Well, my

663
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: mom's from queens a Storia. Okay, okay, your mom my

664
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 1: mom my mom? And of course, hey respect respect respect.

665
00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy? What what a what an intersection?

666
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 1: I just a section right, come on, come on, forget

667
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:44,600
Speaker 1: about it, come on, oh ship. Hi, um, gentlemen, I'm

668
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: just hi. I just thought I heard some New York

669
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: accents um, and I thought I smelled something that smells

670
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,200
Speaker 1: a little bit to me like ship. What do you

671
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 1: think I could be talking about New York water? Well,

672
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 1: first of all, what you say New York accent? That's

673
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 1: very vague like what it would you know? What borrow

674
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: are you referring to me? We're training specifically to Queens

675
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: a queen's accent someone or on third and five is

676
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 1: what I thought I heard? All right, story, Yeah, you're

677
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,919
Speaker 1: a real Henry Higgins with your specificity of your accent recognition. Well,

678
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: let me tell you something I'll never forget. Because my

679
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: partner was killed by a guy, a sucker from Queens.

680
00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: He was My partner was l A born l A cop.

681
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:41,200
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Can you be born in l A? Hey?

682
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for tracking you down at your house, your

683
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: your your rental is not up yet, but I was

684
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,400
Speaker 1: wondering if how you are enjoying the new Divergent series.

685
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: It kind of it's different. I'm going to be honest

686
00:44:55,840 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: with you. I made now. If this is wrong or illegal,

687
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,600
Speaker 1: or I've i've met. If this is bad for you,

688
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 1: you let me know. But I've actually made six copies

689
00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 1: of your book and I circulated it with my book club.

690
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 1: Now none of us are done with it, but we're

691
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: meeting in a week and a half and if you

692
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: can get these ladies hooked. Now, I've only read the

693
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: first three chapters and so far, it's the least sexy

694
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: book I've ever read. Oh God, it's my husband. Listen,

695
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: he's from Queens. Just you've got to get out of here.

696
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: He's very Okay. If you need any other books I've got,

697
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: I've got just about every popular book you can imagine

698
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: where all the violets, all the sex has been taken

699
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 1: out of place here, I've followed you home. Okay, you

700
00:45:53,320 --> 00:46:00,120
Speaker 1: know what, Actually, no sex cana go over here like

701
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 1: a fucking metro station. All right, he's tall. He's so

702
00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 1: tall he can fold the Chicago style pizza. Can you

703
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 1: believe that? That's how strong and tall he is. He

704
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:17,760
Speaker 1: can fold anything. Um, Laura, I have something really messed

705
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,640
Speaker 1: up to tell you, but it's just something i've noticed.

706
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: Thank you for meeting me here at this juice shop. Um,

707
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: I don't think your husband is from Queens. Calls a lion, Yeah,

708
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: basically because he says weird things like the metro station.

709
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 1: When referring to the subway system, he called it the

710
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: Windy City, which is Chicago and not New York. Ok,

711
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 1: the Big Apple. And he said that the best sports

712
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: team he loves from New York are the the Miami dolphins.

713
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: You're out of control. No, his favorite song is is

714
00:46:55,080 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: New York, New York That wonderful time. That's well, Vince,

715
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 1: what do you mean it doesn't taste like a New

716
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: York pizza. We used that water from that man's trunk

717
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 1: and he said he was from Queens. I think we

718
00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: got I think we got ripped off. You're from New York,

719
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: you can't get Look, I am as easy to rip

720
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 1: us off, but you're supposed to be unrip offable. It

721
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: just doesn't taste right. And I am here today with

722
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 1: the owners of the New York style pizza shop interviewing

723
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: them for their UM store opening today. How are you

724
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: guys feeling? How are you feeling for the first official Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

725
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:46,840
Speaker 1: great and authentic? Authentic? Yes? And and um, if I

726
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 1: heard correctly, you got this water legally imported from New

727
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: York City? Is that true? Yeah? Yeah? Where are you from?

728
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: By the way, what did you grow I'm from l A.

729
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:05,480
Speaker 1: Well not, I'm from Chicago. Um and yeah, it's a

730
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:11,520
Speaker 1: long story. Okay, So you're not somebody with a strong

731
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: sense of place like a New Yorker? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,

732
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: I think I think this pizza will suffice. Then well,

733
00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm babe, baby, wake up. That new that new pizza

734
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: place is openy. I wanna it's from my hometown. I

735
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 1: want to go. I want to can't get nap. You

736
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: can't have your mid mid evening nap. I want I

737
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:31,600
Speaker 1: want to go grab a slice. Sorry, I just got

738
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:35,879
Speaker 1: some nauseous. I had to close my eyes. Those headaches again.

739
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: Can you believe it? The doctor next you know, ahead,

740
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say. The doctor said I was

741
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: gonna have no true side effects from my new colonic

742
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 1: and now here I am just getting these micraines that

743
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:53,360
Speaker 1: are manifesting in nausea. Slice, baby, you need a slice

744
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: of pie from my hometown. I've been telling you about

745
00:48:56,719 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: this for a long time. That's right. And uh, your

746
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: hometown is U seventy seven and two. It's different, it's different.

747
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 1: It's it's different than here. Baby. Over here, you got

748
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: last year fair facts over there. Look look my best

749
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: friend he grew up onto and nointh you know North.

750
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: What's your favorite I mean, listen, I'm not I'm not

751
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 1: saying anything. It's just what you need. What do you need?

752
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 1: What's your favorite Alicia Keys song? You know I don't

753
00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: listen to piano music. Baby, So next question, next question,

754
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,799
Speaker 1: next question. Listen to the piano makes me feel weird? Yeah,

755
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: you need anymore? Um, let's get a slice. Let's let's

756
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 1: go get a slice. Okay, you and me, are you shure?

757
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: Just farting through this straw into this bottle of water

758
00:49:56,239 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 1: is working? And they really fallen for this? Being New

759
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: York water, I feel like they're gonna know it's just

760
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: fart water. So where are you from? Exactly? I'm from

761
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,839
Speaker 1: just outside of New York City in New Jersey. Can

762
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: you tell by my accident? I can't. I can't wait. Boss,

763
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: do you want us to keep eating these beans too?

764
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:23,839
Speaker 1: Fart into the water? Keep beating the beans? Okay, by

765
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: the way, I'm from the same well. Wow, wow, Look

766
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,640
Speaker 1: who it is. Look who came for a slice? Hey

767
00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: it's my water hook up guy. Hey, hey, this is

768
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: my this is my wife. Here are you doing? She's

769
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: not from she's not from the city, you know? And

770
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: you are? You are from the city. I uh, we

771
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: established where we are from. Well, my mom, my mom,

772
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,520
Speaker 1: you know, so your mom's from my story? Yeah yeah,

773
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: yeah me, I grew up on the I know by

774
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 1: the one of those things called your stores over there there,

775
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 1: like look store, but the boda boy grew up. You

776
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 1: grew up by the bodega. Okay, yeah yeah. So anyway,

777
00:51:09,520 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: so my wife here, she's never had a true stace

778
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 1: to meet you. I'm from Riverside, California. I just talked

779
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: like this because I got a speech impediment. Okay, that's

780
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: all right, And I just didn't want any questions. I

781
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:25,319
Speaker 1: didn't want any of that. But I'm excited to try

782
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 1: a slice because my my book club absolutely devours pizza.

783
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: I gets their job. We barely even get to talk

784
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 1: about the books that the pizza is good. So if

785
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: I like this, I'm like, Okay, what do you want?

786
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:36,719
Speaker 1: What do you want to slice? What do you want

787
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,719
Speaker 1: to hold on? Hold on? You guys got a whole

788
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 1: news crew here and everything. Yeah that's right. This is

789
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: going out live on and you guys are giving me

790
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,200
Speaker 1: everything I need. I haven't even had to ask any

791
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: questions because it is just really good stuff. So keep

792
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,160
Speaker 1: it going, keep it going. So I think we're gonna

793
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: go classic in New York. Give us deep dish. I'm

794
00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 1: going to want you've got if you could put everything

795
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: on top, all the meats into the deeper dish. We

796
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:12,719
Speaker 1: do slices, all right, Cheese, pepperoni, veggie. That's about it,

797
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: all right. And it's a foldable slice. It's a slice

798
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,400
Speaker 1: you can fold and put your mouth. Can fold anything.

799
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,080
Speaker 1: You've seen these hands that look like basebombs, you know,

800
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: with the skyscrapers and the trains going by all the time.

801
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: You got to be able to fold anything at any

802
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 1: at any time. She's something friend, my New York friend.

803
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: You saw me fart water. That's oh gosh, um, James,

804
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 1: Did you say that because you think New York water

805
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 1: chastes like fart water? No. I just feel like if

806
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:51,440
Speaker 1: we were saying this smells bad, that's one way you

807
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: could make it happen where fart water smells. That's right,

808
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: that's right, James, while we're talking to you. But thanks

809
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,840
Speaker 1: for playing. Thanks for being you, James, Thank you. I

810
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,960
Speaker 1: don't have much of a choice these days. Have kind

811
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,279
Speaker 1: of committed to being me. I mean, it's I mean,

812
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: I guess I do have a choice. Every day. I

813
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,840
Speaker 1: could be I don't know someone else pretty much. Actually, no,

814
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 1: this is me. We know, and we know and we

815
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,799
Speaker 1: love it, and I can't wait to see you out

816
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: in the ocean this summer surfing along with the West

817
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: Side Surf Crew in your tie everybody. I've told this

818
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: to this too, because I'm just gonna take my surfboard

819
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna walk straight from my house to the

820
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,160
Speaker 1: ocean two blocks away, and I'm just gonna get on

821
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 1: top of that idea. And that's what everybody keeps saying.

822
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: I have a good surfer, surf before. But I'm a

823
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: good swimmer. I'm a good skater, got incredible upper body.

824
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 1: James James, James Sjames Shames, Shames, I'll see you out

825
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,839
Speaker 1: there moving on. Caroline, Well, I see you out there.

826
00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:00,959
Speaker 1: Are you are you? Are you a beach person? Um? Yeah, sure,

827
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: I went surfing exactly once. Was it with It was

828
00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: with Doug. That's what I'm fun. I never but you know,

829
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: I think I could be pretty below average atted if

830
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,720
Speaker 1: I kept if I kept at it. Um, but the ocean,

831
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: my thing with it is it's too big. That's what's up. Yeah,

832
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: that's what's up, Caroline. Where can the people follow you?

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Speaker 1: You know on my Instagram cotter poop And then you

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Speaker 1: know we got a paid shout out for a Stinkers

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Speaker 1: podcast you can listen to that too. I paid that

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Speaker 1: man to write in about that, so you know whatever. Okay, Jackie, Well,

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Speaker 1: we see you out on the on the waves this summer. Um.

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Speaker 1: You will not see me out on the waves this summer. Um.

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Speaker 1: The ocean calls to me, but the warm ocean calls

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Speaker 1: to me. This ocean does not call to me. Too

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Speaker 1: cold to murky. Um. Where there are seals, where's there's

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Speaker 1: where there's large prey, there is large predator. Uh So

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Speaker 1: I'm good on this one. But perhaps you'll see me

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Speaker 1: rolling in the sand um or you can definitely catch

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Speaker 1: me at Jackie Ruthie on Instagram. And guess what, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's almost Christmas in July. And I know for a

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Speaker 1: fact that this July we have a special guest on

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Speaker 1: one of our episodes. Who um, the Alcamaniacs are gonna

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Speaker 1: know and love? And I'm not going to tell you

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Speaker 1: who You're gonna have to find out. Let's twist say. Okay,

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Speaker 1: maybe it's Mark Gagliardi. Mark. I don't want to say anything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say that. I shamelessly just reached

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Speaker 1: out to Jackie the other day, like I love Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I love Christmas movies. I want to be on your show.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that that happened. Okay, why don't

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Speaker 1: you say where we can find you? You can find

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Speaker 1: me online. I am at Mark Gags on Twitter and

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Speaker 1: Instagram and uh yeah, and if you live in Los

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Speaker 1: Angeles or in the surrounding area the second Thursday of

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Speaker 1: every month, you can find me with what you will

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Speaker 1: a Shakespearean unplay at Lineage Performing Arts Center. Also, we

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Speaker 1: got this with Mark and Howe on the Maximum Fund Network.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait real quick, I know we're wrapping up.

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Speaker 1: What what is this? This Shakespeare show? It is imagine

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Speaker 1: a sketch show where not everything is necessarily a comedy sketch,

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Speaker 1: but it all revolves around the works of Shakespeare. I

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Speaker 1: am yeah, I know. I realized as I was saying it,

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Speaker 1: the guy who is famously champions uh improvisation that is

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Speaker 1: not always comedy. Um, a sketch show that is a

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Speaker 1: sketch show that is not always comedy is a delightful thing.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, good, but you're plugging that. And I mean, Craig,

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Speaker 1: You're always comedy, dude, Craig's comedy. You are right or die? Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I think pizza wars are silly to like. L

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Speaker 1: A has a lot of great pizza. I love New

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Speaker 1: York style, love Chicago style, both the deep dish and

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Speaker 1: the thin stuff. Um I love that Detroit pizza with

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Speaker 1: the caramelized crust. I'm Dakota pizza was a joke, but

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Speaker 1: I'm sure like, if you're from uh, if you're from

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Speaker 1: Pierre or Bismarck or Fargo or sup Falls, and you

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Speaker 1: want to talk up your pizza to me, like, please

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Speaker 1: let me know next time I'm there. I'll check it out.

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Speaker 1: All right, You're right, pizza wars are silly. They are silly.

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Speaker 1: We can just love the world. Pizza is still pretty good.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Thank you all for being here, and let's

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Speaker 1: thank our engineer and produce it to the stars and

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Speaker 1: surf Instructor Extraordinair Doug As the fine folks, and I

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Speaker 1: heart media. Thank you, I heard I've been your host,

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Speaker 1: Chris Avarado, and thank you for listening. And until next time,

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Speaker 1: oh colonel