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Speaker 1: Imagine how nervous you'd be for your very first time skydiving.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Oh I can't imagine because I would never do that,

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Speaker 2: the anxiety of it.

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Speaker 1: But now imagine the person that's going to be strapped

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Speaker 1: to your back for your first jump is octagenarian Ellen winter.

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Speaker 2: That's what happens today.

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Speaker 1: Wife is pranking her husband who's going up for the

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Speaker 1: first time with his buddies. Alan's gonna be breaking the news.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be your jump partners. Can't just hope he

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Speaker 1: remember to take my heart bills.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you'll hear him fall asleep. Mid You're gonna hear

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Speaker 2: his reaction in your phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now.

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Speaker 2: An the twenties, Hello, Hello, is this Darren?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is Darren.

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Speaker 2: Who's this Miss Alan winter Bottom? I'm calling from West

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Speaker 2: sky Diving.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, it.

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Speaker 2: Says here on my sheet that you have a jump

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Speaker 2: booked for yeah Saturday, Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 3: My wife actually booked it for me as a birthday gift.

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Speaker 2: Yeh.

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Speaker 3: Me and a few friends are going to be there

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Speaker 3: this weekend.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's real swell. My wife left me ten years

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Speaker 2: ago for a younger man. He was eighty three.

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Speaker 3: Saton I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah, me too, So

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Speaker 3: why exactly are you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? I almost dozed off there. I want to talk

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Speaker 2: to you about your lesson. So how many how many

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Speaker 2: times you done this year before?

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Speaker 3: This will be my first time?

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Speaker 2: Actually, oh, oh, it looks like we got some fresh

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Speaker 2: meat being a clean up on Aisle three?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what exactly do you mean by fresh meat?

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Speaker 3: Clean up on Aisle three?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You know, newbies, whenever they go up for the

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Speaker 2: first time, they have a tendency to wet themselves from

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Speaker 2: the fear, so clean up on Aisle three.

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Speaker 3: I hope that. I hope that's not me. I hope

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Speaker 3: we won't have that issue.

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Speaker 2: Well, it happens to me every time. Oh jeez, why

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Speaker 2: I wear a diaper. Yeah, you'll feel the warmth because

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Speaker 2: I'll be strapped onto your back there.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you'll be strapped?

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's how this whole thing he works. It's called

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Speaker 2: tandem jumping.

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Speaker 3: Oh and so you're saying you and I are the tandem.

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Speaker 3: Just kind of curious. How old are you.

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Speaker 2: I'm old enough to know what the heck I'm doing.

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Speaker 2: I'd been in Normandy. What I said, Normandy.

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Speaker 3: You're telling me right now that you were in World

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Speaker 3: War Two in Normandy.

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Speaker 2: Good work, Sherlock. Yeah, that was there D Day. That

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Speaker 2: was actually my last jump till tomorrow with you.

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Speaker 3: Wait, so you haven't jumped out of a plane in

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Speaker 3: sixty years?

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Speaker 2: Hey there, Sonny, I'm doing you favor here. Okay, because

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Speaker 2: some of the fellows who work here called in sick,

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Speaker 2: and then old Alan had to go grab his old

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Speaker 2: war pair of shoe. Okay, me no lip from young

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Speaker 2: people like you.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't trying to give you any lip.

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Speaker 2: I'm just by the way, you got any duct tape

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Speaker 2: because there's a few holes over here. We gotta patch

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Speaker 2: them up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, I think, I'm actually kind of happy.

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Speaker 3: Maybe some second thoughts about this weekend.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure you're thinking you're worried just because I

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Speaker 2: haven't jumped out of a plane in over half a century. Now,

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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing. Just what I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: open up the YouTube's here and we learn all the lessons.

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Speaker 2: You just hold on there, okay, sir.

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Speaker 3: If this is not safe.

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Speaker 2: You just hold on. Modern technology is no good, all right, Sorry, sir,

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Speaker 2: I'm really not trying to be right here. I'm shut

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Speaker 2: up there and things not connected? I think, No, it's

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Speaker 2: not working. Did you screw it up?

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Speaker 3: Sir? I did not, Would you do do anything up?

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Speaker 3: I didn't do anything.

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Speaker 2: Did you push your button?

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Speaker 3: Sir?

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Speaker 2: Shut your mouth there, You're gonna ruin it. These things

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Speaker 2: are sens.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sir, that's it. That's it. I'm done. I don't

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Speaker 3: want to go skydiving.

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Speaker 2: What's wrong you? You? You scared you so that you

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Speaker 2: need to borrow one of my diapers.

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Speaker 3: So does my wife need to cancel this skydiving lesson?

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Speaker 3: Or can I just cut the tie right here because

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Speaker 3: I'm done?

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Speaker 2: Hey, don't we don't give refunds for prank phone calls?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I'm not prank phone calling you. I just

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Speaker 3: want my money back.

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Speaker 2: No, I've been branking you. Kom boop?

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Speaker 3: What what the Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll put my old man boys a wait for

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Speaker 1: a second. My name is really jeff I host herh

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Speaker 1: my god.

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Speaker 3: Wait, this is the same person I've been talking to

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Speaker 3: the whole time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually a radio show host on Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And your wife set you up

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Speaker 1: for a phone tab dude?

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Speaker 2: Oh my God, you don't worry.

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Speaker 1: You're not jumping out of a plane with some ninety

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Speaker 1: year old.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was like, I didn't want an

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Speaker 3: upset a World War two veteran, but at the same time,

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Speaker 3: I didn't want to die. So I can you come.

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Speaker 2: Over here and to play some cream on my rash?

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Speaker 2: It's getting pretty bad.

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Speaker 3: No, sir, I will not be using any cream.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're sissy. They don't make me. They used to

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Speaker 2: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 2: the twenty Brook and Jeffrey in the morning