Speaker 1: Some people like cockfighting. Who am I to judge? It's
Speaker 1: one more thing.
Speaker 2: Before we get to that. Off the top of your head.
Speaker 2: What major League Baseball team has the best record in
Speaker 2: all of baseball with roughly twenty games to go. Toronto, No,
Speaker 2: by quite a bit. The Milwaukee Brewers. Oh really Yeah,
Speaker 2: Toronto is a first place team. Yeah, but Milwaukee Brewer
Speaker 2: NL Central, right, Yeah, the Brewers. Yeah, that's the Cubbies division.
Speaker 2: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: You know, I've drifted away from major League Baseball, and
Speaker 1: I feel kind of bad about it, speaking of things
Speaker 1: you watch and enjoy, and I am anti cockfighting.
Speaker 2: That was just an attempt at humor. Yeah, I just
Speaker 2: I don't really watch baseball anymore. Cubs are a playoff
Speaker 2: team if the started today, though they're a wild card. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Giants are close to hind Teat in the n L West. Right,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matters. Was readily available.
Speaker 2: I I don't like cockfighting. I wouldn't attend one a night,
Speaker 2: but I don't care about chickens that much. Dog fighting
Speaker 2: I find like disgustingly abhorrent. I want you locked away forever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, chicken, you poll of abhorrent. Yeah, dog fighting
Speaker 2: is way higher. Yeah, I would agree.
Speaker 1: Uh So I'm talking about what people like and watch
Speaker 1: and are into, and some of it mystifies me. But
Speaker 1: I must be kind of understanding on this topic because
Speaker 1: I watch other men play golf on television, I mean
Speaker 1: for hours. So who am I to judge?
Speaker 2: But I have a friend who went to a cock
Speaker 2: fight one time, and I would go and I could
Speaker 2: watch it. I wouldn't dig it, but I could go
Speaker 2: and watch it. I couldn't attend a dogfight. Oh no,
Speaker 2: he he. They they blindfolded him, drove him out in
Speaker 2: the country because they didn't want him to even know
Speaker 2: where it was. And he went out there and it
Speaker 2: was like an arena. It was built out there in
Speaker 2: the country, and it was a full on arena, and
Speaker 2: I had a concession stand and everything like that, and
Speaker 2: everybody gathered around and threw down money on the chickens
Speaker 2: killing each other. So were there like stands, Yeah, like
Speaker 2: illuminolecher stands. I'm picturreing bleachers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be damned, never had the experience. I don't
Speaker 1: want a bunch of guys of any ethnicity blindfolding me
Speaker 1: and driving me out into the country, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Either you know me well enough that you know you
Speaker 1: don't have to, or you don't, in which case you're
Speaker 1: noting blindfolding me and driving me out into the darkness.
Speaker 2: That's an excellent point. Please Anyway, the four hundred and
Speaker 2: seventy eighth season of Dancing with the Stars has been
Speaker 2: announced every three and a half days the new season begins.
Speaker 2: I did notice last couple of seasons, I haven't heard
Speaker 2: this one. The last couple of seasons, they seem to
Speaker 2: be running out of even dalist entertainers. They're down to
Speaker 2: like entertainers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was one of the recent you know, programs
Speaker 1: of the Trump administration is to open up more levels
Speaker 1: of minor celebrities because we've run out.
Speaker 2: I feel like we might be famous enough to get
Speaker 2: on Dancing with the Stars at this point.
Speaker 1: Well, it has evolved in a way that is at
Speaker 1: least slightly interesting. I'm looking at the list here and
Speaker 1: the first person I don't know what order these are in,
Speaker 1: but is social media star alex with an I earl.
Speaker 2: Who could be huge and I wouldn't know it.
Speaker 1: A hatty chick of something. God knows what brand of
Speaker 1: internet hot chick she is, whether she doles out beauty
Speaker 1: hints or sex advice or going to be a better
Speaker 1: frontier wife or something.
Speaker 2: Unless appetite for hot young hot chicks just beyond me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wildlife conservationist Robert Irwin is a big deal among the youngsters,
Speaker 1: the late Steve Irwins son O.
Speaker 2: CATS's gonna ask at relative? Okay yeah, yeah, super handsome, charming.
Speaker 2: He does the same gig as his dad, but with
Speaker 2: the modern media twiss and has managed to stay alive.
Speaker 1: Two different people from the secret Lives of Mormon wives.
Speaker 1: Were they married to the same dude or others? My
Speaker 1: daughter watches that some Oh really my youngest, the like superachiever,
Speaker 1: law school daughter, that's her.
Speaker 2: I need to turn off my brain. This is what
Speaker 2: I'm watching.
Speaker 1: Escape Yeah, Alec Alec, well known Mormon man Mitt Romney, Michael,
Speaker 1: the judges will allow it. Also next up on the
Speaker 1: list Alec Baldwin's faux Spaniard wife Hilaria. My god, when
Speaker 1: I'm talking, you're not talking.
Speaker 2: When I'm talking, you're not talking. They got like eleven kids,
Speaker 2: and one of them just recently. How she got time
Speaker 2: to go on Dancing with the Stars, plus.
Speaker 1: Going back and forth to see her family in Spain,
Speaker 1: of which there is none. Of course, she's from Boston anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she has hilarious Remember we had this clip. We
Speaker 2: have very few ingredients. We have tomatoes, we have cucumbers, cucumbers.
Speaker 2: It's not easy, and I think part of it is
Speaker 2: that I'm in shape before I have a baby, and
Speaker 2: then I stay active when I'm pregnant. God, stop it,
Speaker 2: just shut up. How do you say in English?
Speaker 1: Why asking me? He's your native language? There, Hilaria who
Speaker 1: who her parents considered naming her Obnoxia Olympic gymnast Jordan Chiles.
Speaker 2: Do you think Alec Baldwin is like still like in
Speaker 2: love with her and everything like that, or is he
Speaker 2: at the god what was I thinking stage of his life?
Speaker 2: I have no idea. He certainly could be that though.
Speaker 2: It's just like God, I was lonely, I was on
Speaker 2: the rebound. She is and hod and I just but
Speaker 2: you know, I'm we got eight kids, so let's write
Speaker 2: it out. Yeah, I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I can't even guess. Nobody knows what's happening inside a
Speaker 1: relationship they're not in. But of course he doesn't like her,
Speaker 1: he'll shoot her. Oh lord, uh so Olympic gymnast star
Speaker 1: of the Traders, Dylan Ephron.
Speaker 2: Really the Traders? What is that? Somebody? Anybody? Uh? NBA
Speaker 2: star Baron Davis and his beard, Foreign war Former Warriors
Speaker 2: star knocked off the Dallas Mavericks when they are one
Speaker 2: seed is on Dancing with the Stars. You ever watched
Speaker 2: the show? I mean, like ever, ah boy, many years ago.
Speaker 2: I watched a little of it. Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't care who dances better, but some people love it.
Speaker 1: And again it's escapism. That's fine, you do you boy
Speaker 1: meets world star Danielle Fischel, who I've never heard of.
Speaker 1: I've heard of the show comedian Andy Richter.
Speaker 2: It's a payday. I have become very very non judgmental
Speaker 2: on what your particular choice is of mindless entertainment. Whether
Speaker 2: it's a frivolous book, frivolous TV show, whatever, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: How about the amount rivolous entertainment? Are you still willing
Speaker 1: to judge people on that?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? And judge her? I thought you'd gone. So if
Speaker 2: every night you come home and spend several hours on that,
Speaker 2: I think there are better things you could do with
Speaker 2: your life. Actor Corey Feldman molested by a former producer
Speaker 2: way back in the day, right when he was a
Speaker 2: young man. We've talked to Corey, Yeah, we have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of the singers from Pentatonics, a fabulous a
Speaker 1: capella vocal group, and somebody else I've never.
Speaker 2: Heard of in my life and wouldn't remember their name.
Speaker 2: Ten seconds and they and all they pair them up
Speaker 2: with a professional dancer, right, Yes, and then you try
Speaker 2: to learn a routine. I would like to try that once.
Speaker 2: I've never tried to learn a dance rouine. I'm sure
Speaker 2: I'd be horrible at it, but it'd be kind of
Speaker 2: fun to try it once. Yeah, I've mentioned this before.
Speaker 1: I was super into drama as a kid, like you know,
Speaker 1: like not just in my private life, but doing plays
Speaker 1: and musicals and that sort of thing. I may be
Speaker 1: a bit of a drama queen, but no, I was
Speaker 1: doing it intentionally the rescripts, and I was with all
Speaker 1: do modesty, a very solid actor, pretty damn good singer.
Speaker 1: And then it was time to learn choreography for the first.
Speaker 2: Time in my life.
Speaker 1: Whether I was twelve, thirteen, fourteen, something like that, and
Speaker 1: I thought, Okay, this will be fun, and I sucked
Speaker 1: at it. I sucked so bad. I was like borderline handicapped.
Speaker 2: Like I like it would be like a dyslexic kid
Speaker 2: trying to read Warren Peace. I just was utterly incapable
Speaker 2: no matter how hard I tried of learning and memorizing
Speaker 2: dead steps. I think I've never tried it at all,
Speaker 2: not even a little bit. But I think I would
Speaker 2: be like that too, which is interesting because like, if
Speaker 2: you gave me kind of a beginner level music thing
Speaker 2: on any instrument, I think I could learn it this weekend.
Speaker 2: But I'm not sure I could learn the most basic
Speaker 2: of dance steps. Oh no.
Speaker 1: And people say, no, it's just about rhythm. If you
Speaker 1: got rhythm, you can know, no, sir, I've got pretty
Speaker 1: good rhythm, thank.
Speaker 2: You very much. And they don't translate. They're different things.
Speaker 2: I've learned that in recent years. They are different things,
Speaker 2: which you can see by if you've ever seen my
Speaker 2: best example of this, if you've ever seen Ringo Star dancing. Oh,
Speaker 2: he looks like a guy with no rhythm. He was
Speaker 2: the drummer for the freaking Beatles, right yeah, so they
Speaker 2: don't go to get it's not rhythm. People always say
Speaker 2: that he's got no rhythm. No, it's a different thing,
Speaker 2: and I don't know what it is. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 2: I'm so persuaded. I was so blown away and informed.
Speaker 2: I had to dig more into this the idea that
Speaker 2: there are.
Speaker 1: At the time, they thought seven seven different kinds of intelligence,
Speaker 1: and one of them that really caught my ear was
Speaker 1: athletic intelligence. It is your brain communicating with your muscles
Speaker 1: and limbs what they should do, and in many sports
Speaker 1: in an incredibly short timeframe, that is neurological excellence. How
Speaker 1: would you not describe that as a sort of intelligence?
Speaker 1: And I thought, wow, that's a really good point. Musical
Speaker 1: intelligence was another one of them, and just verbal intelligence,
Speaker 1: mathematical blubba.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the ability to dance is a particular part
Speaker 2: of your brain. Has anybody ever studied that, I don't know.
Speaker 2: When I worked at a nightclub as a DJ at
Speaker 2: a nightclub and before it became a country nightclub, it
Speaker 2: played like hip hop stuff and like that, and there
Speaker 2: were guys that would come in there that just were
Speaker 2: so naturally gifted at that it was amazing. I would
Speaker 2: watch them as just like, he's just stunning. Isn't that
Speaker 2: Like they took classes or anything like that they just
Speaker 2: could do it.
Speaker 1: And for the record, I don't disdain dancing at all.
Speaker 1: If I could, I would. I'd love to be a good.
Speaker 2: Dancer, especially when you're younger, because man, they every girl
Speaker 2: danced with them because I wanted to dance with somebody.
Speaker 2: You could dance right right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we've got the electrodes hooked up to Joe
Speaker 1: Getty's head. Now let's try to teach him a dance routine. Wow,
Speaker 1: the same areas are lighting up as if he were
Speaker 1: being stabbed by a group of thugs in an alley. Well,
Speaker 1: then error and discuss. How do you memorize all those moves?
Speaker 1: That's just actually amazing? You watch those because now a
Speaker 1: lot of modern pop singers they all have a dance
Speaker 1: trip behind him, j Low and everybody like that.
Speaker 2: How do you memorize all that stuff? Incredible? Yeah? I know.
Speaker 1: I wonder at that. It's like somebody pull vaulting eighteen
Speaker 1: and a half feet. I look at that and think
Speaker 1: that's miraculous.
Speaker 2: Can you dance, Michael, Not at all? Not at all.
Speaker 2: I wonder if there are characteristics that go along with that, right,
Speaker 2: I mean the fact that all of us get along
Speaker 2: so well I don't know, maybe it's just a coincidence.
Speaker 1: But gay men, if Michael said, yeah, actually I'm a
Speaker 1: gifted dancer, I had a scholarship too, so I wouldn't
Speaker 1: think any more or less of them. And I think, wow,
Speaker 1: that's really cool. That's actually I would think more of you,
Speaker 1: Michael if you told me that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's mysterious and science, frankly has neglected this area of it.
Speaker 2: Here's a question. I wish Katie was here for this.
Speaker 2: Have you ever known a woman that couldn't dance that, like,
Speaker 2: really couldn't. I haven't ever. That's why the Elaine bit
Speaker 2: in Seinfeld was so funny. And gay men tend to
Speaker 2: be able to dance, So there's something there, right, the
Speaker 2: fact that all women can kind of dance in gay men.
Speaker 1: All right, So if you're a woman who's a terrible
Speaker 1: dancer or a gay dude who can't dance, a lick
Speaker 1: a male bag at Armstrong Egeddy dot com, email.
Speaker 2: Us to be hell. If you're a woman and you
Speaker 2: can't dance, you think, yeah, I think you would stand
Speaker 2: out among your friends when the wedding is happening and
Speaker 2: everybody takes off their shoes and it's all the women
Speaker 2: who run out there and they're dancing because none of
Speaker 2: the dudes want to, and you can't because you can't dance. Yeah,
Speaker 2: would suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why you approach the gal who's not dancing,
Speaker 1: say hey, you want to go have sex.
Speaker 2: She's like, yeah, anything but sitting. I'd even do that
Speaker 2: with you rather than dance. DA would say, well, I
Speaker 2: guess that's it.