WEBVTT - Ep. 7: How to Pose with Goldfish

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<v Speaker 1>I too can picture myself standing there and blowing forty

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<v Speaker 1>shots at permit a storm. They say, this town that's

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<v Speaker 1>about to be lit up. You go to Walmart parking lot,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of put your blinders on, you walk through it,

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<v Speaker 1>You pretend like you don't see anything. You get whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you need done. Sleeper Marcilla pods Son in case of

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<v Speaker 1>epic fishy ship happens in my dreams. Good morning, degenerate anglers,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to Bent, the fishing podcast that the cast

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<v Speaker 1>Nulty and uh and just hearing a reference to clerks

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<v Speaker 1>are you aware that this is our first official podcast

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<v Speaker 1>of the fall season. I am you are correct. September

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two was the first day of fall. Um. Yeah, man, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already feeling it out here on the East Coast.

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<v Speaker 1>The nights are noticeably cooler the real thing, though, I

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<v Speaker 1>recently helped my neighbor coveries pool, which is kind of

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<v Speaker 1>the final finder. Um that. Yeah, while great fall fishing looms,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so does that long covid winter. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>pools are really not a thing out here. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know a single person with him because because five days

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<v Speaker 1>a year you can use it. Yeah, our our fall

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<v Speaker 1>started last month. You know, that's when when things got cool,

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<v Speaker 1>which I I don't mind. I look forward to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the fall. But I know what's coming right

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<v Speaker 1>and and right about this time. With that knowledge sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in my head, I'd like to be planning a trip

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<v Speaker 1>someplace warm, you know, like someplace warm and salty with

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<v Speaker 1>boat drinks and and big fish, and like that's that's

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<v Speaker 1>what I want to be thinking. It's not like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not like I take those trips every year. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like I jet off to the Southern Hemisphere every year.

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<v Speaker 1>But I do like to imagine myself there, right And

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<v Speaker 1>we don't get to do that because no one's going

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<v Speaker 1>anywhere right now. But thanks to all of you out

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<v Speaker 1>there who keeps sending us these copious emails nomin your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite fishy watering holes from across the globe, I can

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<v Speaker 1>still kind of take a little mental vacation. I get

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<v Speaker 1>to live vicariously through you. Would appreciate and we'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what we can get, so I appreciate it too. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>both Joe and I read all of these and and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes we actually get to, you know, sail away with you,

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<v Speaker 1>like we do with this week's that's my bar best

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<v Speaker 1>God damn bar tender from tim buck To to Portland, Maine.

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<v Speaker 1>The Portland argument for that Matter. This week's That's My

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<v Speaker 1>Bar nomination comes to us from listener Spencer Foster. Spencer wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an archaeologist who works in Belize during the summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I finish a dig season, I take a

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<v Speaker 1>few days to vacation and fish on a small island

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<v Speaker 1>called kay Coker. In nine, a hurricane split this island

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<v Speaker 1>in two, creating a channel known to the locals as

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<v Speaker 1>the Split. This channel is a popular hangout for locals

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<v Speaker 1>and tours to like for swimming, diving, and fishing. Towards

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<v Speaker 1>the center of the channel, fishermen can hook into multiple species,

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<v Speaker 1>including barracuda, snapper, parrot, fish, jack, and even the odd kobea.

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<v Speaker 1>Directly next to the Split is the Lazy Lizard Bar

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<v Speaker 1>and Grill, a beautiful little beach side awaysist that serves

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<v Speaker 1>cold Belican, a local Belize and beer, and hot fried conk.

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<v Speaker 1>As I'm throwing out cut sardines and squid, I can

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<v Speaker 1>listen to the reggae tunes drifting out of the bar.

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<v Speaker 1>If I get drained by the Caribbean sun, I can

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<v Speaker 1>wander over and fuel up on calamari and a coke

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<v Speaker 1>while watching young locals free dive for lionfish using homemade spears.

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<v Speaker 1>My visits coincide with the off season, so I get

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<v Speaker 1>to enjoy this without swarms of tourists. The global pandemic

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<v Speaker 1>prevented me from visiting The Lazy Lizard this summer, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm already looking forward to next year. Now. This nomination

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<v Speaker 1>just has so much going for it. There's a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of history, like a personal anecdote, but most important

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<v Speaker 1>that vivid description. Yeah man, this did just That's sold

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<v Speaker 1>it for me. It takes me back to my honeymoon

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<v Speaker 1>and the kunk Shack and turks and caicos which we

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<v Speaker 1>we ate at on day one and then every other

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<v Speaker 1>day they're after because it was it was just that mellow.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like bone fish cruising around and like conquer

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<v Speaker 1>a million different ways, which is a food that I love.

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<v Speaker 1>So um. Yeah, it's it's I think we're all feeling

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<v Speaker 1>that little bit of of bummed out about not getting

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<v Speaker 1>to hit some of these joints this year because of COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll be waiting for you, man, And I appreciate the

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<v Speaker 1>the the comment about hitting it in the off season

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<v Speaker 1>because you've probably been to a lot like I've gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to visit so many cool bars in my travels. And

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<v Speaker 1>because we're there fishing in the cold season or you know,

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<v Speaker 1>a different time of year, it's not like peak tourism time.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what he's saying, Like, it's a different vibe

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<v Speaker 1>when you're not there when it is jam packed with people,

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<v Speaker 1>or if it's jam packed it's only with the locals.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a totally different experience. And I don't know about you, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>but personally I've never been to these and now I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't either. That is one of those places that I've

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<v Speaker 1>read and heard so much about, like the culture and

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<v Speaker 1>the people in the ecosystem, and you know, obviously how

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<v Speaker 1>good the fishing is. That I've always wanted to go.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, dude, I didn't have any plans to

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<v Speaker 1>travel there in but the fact that I can't, that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually barred from doing so, just makes me want

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<v Speaker 1>to go so much more. And then we get this

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<v Speaker 1>email and I'm reading it and I'm like momentarily transported

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<v Speaker 1>out of my lockdown life and I'm I'm just for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, I'm not sitting in my home office, which

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<v Speaker 1>is really just a plastic folding table in my bedroom,

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<v Speaker 1>staring at this little screen. I'll stand in hip deep

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<v Speaker 1>in the Blue Caribbean with a rod in my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and like some crusty salt on my shirt and like

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<v Speaker 1>a sunburn just starting to blossom on my arms. And

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<v Speaker 1>I could almost taste that Bellikan and conk, even though

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a Bellican, but I could imagine it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was. I was there for a minute. So Spencer,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for that like momentary vacation that I just got. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just in my mind. It was an incredible description.

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<v Speaker 1>And I too can picture myself standing there and blowing

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<v Speaker 1>forty shots at Permit the entire time. I just got it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just gotta throw a live crab at him. It's amazing. Um. Alright, Spencer,

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<v Speaker 1>we hope you get back to kay Cooker soon. Uh

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<v Speaker 1>just remember when you do and it's overrun with degenerate

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<v Speaker 1>ben fans. The next time you go, you'll have only

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<v Speaker 1>yourself to blame. And for the rest of you who

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<v Speaker 1>want to blow up one of your favorite bars and

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<v Speaker 1>and have all of us crawling all over it, please

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<v Speaker 1>send us an email to Bent at the meat Eater

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<v Speaker 1>dot com so we can continue building up this amazing

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<v Speaker 1>segment of great bar recommendations. So while we all feel

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<v Speaker 1>the pain of not being able to jet off to

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<v Speaker 1>Belize right now to visit the Lazy Lizard, I can

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<v Speaker 1>tell you you're free and clear to visit Diane's Pop

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<v Speaker 1>Top in Pembine, Wisconsin. At least you could have such

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<v Speaker 1>a great bar name. At least you could as of

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<v Speaker 1>my us visit there in late June, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>back it up. Hold on, you got to drink in

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<v Speaker 1>like a real live bar last summer. You went to

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<v Speaker 1>a bar to drink. We're not talking about your back

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<v Speaker 1>deck with like a home painted sign lit up with

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<v Speaker 1>string lights and neon beer lights, right, real bar. I

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<v Speaker 1>have that too in my backyard. But no, this was

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<v Speaker 1>This was a real bar, and it was the only

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<v Speaker 1>real bar I drank in all of last summer. And

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<v Speaker 1>I won't lie, man, and I felt weird about it. However,

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<v Speaker 1>the only people in the bar were the bartender and

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<v Speaker 1>the guys I was with, right, I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>Diane's popa Top wasn't exactly raging like Studio fifty four, um,

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<v Speaker 1>But there was a sign behind the bar, you know

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<v Speaker 1>those black signs that are like litt And then you

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<v Speaker 1>used like the neon pasteli markers over them to write

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<v Speaker 1>the specials of the day existing bars, that's the only

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<v Speaker 1>place that they're They're like, whoever came up with that

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<v Speaker 1>only cells to bars? Yeah, I know exactly what're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was one of those in in in this

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<v Speaker 1>bar and it said, due to COVID nineteen, we will

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<v Speaker 1>be staying open because I'd rather be drunk when the

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<v Speaker 1>world ends. So I had no idea what the specials were,

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<v Speaker 1>but I got that message loud and clear, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, Okay, give me a peber,

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<v Speaker 1>give me a PBR. But I made a new friend

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<v Speaker 1>while I was up there, and you're about to learn

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<v Speaker 1>all about him in our segment dedicated to letting professional

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<v Speaker 1>guides and captain's vent about stupid things their clients do. This,

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<v Speaker 1>my friends, is Smooth Moves. Why joining us today on

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<v Speaker 1>Smooth Moves? My good buddy Tim land where, owner of

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<v Speaker 1>Tight Lines Fly Fishing company in northern Wisconsin. What's going on? Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Not much? How are you doing? Man? I am good man,

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<v Speaker 1>I miss you and having spent a few days sharing

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<v Speaker 1>stories with Tim um, I know this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a good smooth move. Remind us how long You've been

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<v Speaker 1>a professional guide since I was probably eighteen years old,

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<v Speaker 1>so and guiding part time from eighteen until now when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm forty seven, So it's been a couple of years now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so yeah, yeah, right. A lot of sun, man,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sun. So you do a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>small mouth fishing, a lot of muskie fishing. Uh, and

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen some goofiness. So so hit us man, give

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<v Speaker 1>us the w t F moment that comes to mind

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<v Speaker 1>that just stopped you in your tracks. I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably a hard decision. There's a lot of those moments, Joe.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'd have to say, as a guide, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you have certain pieces of water that you go down

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<v Speaker 1>that may have some dangers and things on it. And

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<v Speaker 1>we have one specific little back channel that we fish

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, and over the course of about four years,

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<v Speaker 1>a paper hornets wasp nest is built on it and

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<v Speaker 1>it is massive. It's like the three ft long draping

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<v Speaker 1>from the tree hornets on it. But every time I

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<v Speaker 1>sneak through this, you have to tell your customers, like

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gentle man, grab a seat, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>sneak through this. You point out the hornet's nest. You

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<v Speaker 1>point this out, I mean like like a lot, Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's a paper hornet's nest. And you know, when people

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<v Speaker 1>are excited about fishing, they see greasy water, they start

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<v Speaker 1>to see through the guy's eyes, they start to see

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<v Speaker 1>a spot that they have to fish. And this particular day,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy just, I mean he just kept casting, kept

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<v Speaker 1>casting when we see this greasy slick of water, and

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<v Speaker 1>the dude stands up and I can see him stand

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<v Speaker 1>up and line up, and before the words get out

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<v Speaker 1>of my mouth, he sends a rope through that hornet's nest.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that like the double hall, like the full

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<v Speaker 1>oh dude, And immediately I watched it wrap around the

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<v Speaker 1>entire nest, like it wasn't going to disturbed the nest.

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<v Speaker 1>And at this moment, it's like the Holy ship moment

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<v Speaker 1>of like, ha, I wonder what we're gonna do now,

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<v Speaker 1>because we are just a hair maybe ten feet downstream

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<v Speaker 1>from this hornet's nest. So I had to tell the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, very calmly, sit down own it. Pull

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<v Speaker 1>my EpiPen out from the side hatch of my boat.

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<v Speaker 1>So so we get downstream and I have the guy

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<v Speaker 1>rip off all of his fly line without and I

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<v Speaker 1>can see the hornet's nest wobbling up there with the

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<v Speaker 1>current pulling the line. He pulls all of the fly

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<v Speaker 1>line out and we just get downstream, and now we've

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<v Speaker 1>got about another fifty yards of backing on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the fly line, and I'm like, okay, you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to pull it tight now. And he pulls it tight,

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<v Speaker 1>and he cuts the hornet's nest directly in half. Fellas

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<v Speaker 1>there had to be I don't know, between a million bees,

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<v Speaker 1>and and it was just crazy because you could see

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<v Speaker 1>them all freaking out, the bees freaking out because I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I had no words

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<v Speaker 1>for him on the I'm sorry. We get downstream and

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<v Speaker 1>I could see like the massive bees coming closer to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out where. Like the disturbance wasn't like I'm giving

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<v Speaker 1>everybody like the critigue, like, okay, we all get out

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<v Speaker 1>of the boat. We're gonna have to get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the boat. So I'm just gonna jump in because like

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<v Speaker 1>we're somebody's gonna go into anaphylactic shock if we don't.

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<v Speaker 1>But fortunately the vs were disoriented and they dispersed but

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<v Speaker 1>that was one of the most holy ship moments I've

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<v Speaker 1>had because I had dodged that nest for years. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say, did you are did you also

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<v Speaker 1>ruin a landmark? Because that's one of those things with guides,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you talk like, yeah, we were just just

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<v Speaker 1>downstream of Hornet's nest. It was it was. It was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things because if somebody fished that back channel,

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<v Speaker 1>like you were going past Hornet's nest. And and then

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<v Speaker 1>I came back and told the fellows the story about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, man, that was a cool Hornet's nest.

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<v Speaker 1>I just gotta jump in here to him and give

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<v Speaker 1>you credit on the like, okay, strip off the line

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<v Speaker 1>very very quickly, Like that could have gone really without

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<v Speaker 1>without quick thinking, that could have gone much much, much

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<v Speaker 1>worse than it did. And and getting it getting enough

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<v Speaker 1>scope out there that you could, you know, give it

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<v Speaker 1>a yank without them finding you was a stroke of

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<v Speaker 1>brilliance in a very tense moment. So like, kudos to you. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good guy, because most people I know would

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<v Speaker 1>have just yanked down in one shot and it would

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<v Speaker 1>have been just yeah, yeah, I mean, and and the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that you got to him before he started his

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<v Speaker 1>front cast. I mean it was little little little quick applause,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank he knew it. And and the thing is,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say, myles though, like looking back on it,

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<v Speaker 1>like I had played out that scenario in my head

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<v Speaker 1>every time I went past that hornet's nest, like somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna catch it, you know. You know, man, people think

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<v Speaker 1>good guiding is like all about just finding the fish,

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<v Speaker 1>knowing where the fish are and what they're eating, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's not. I think a good guy is the

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<v Speaker 1>guy who like has a positive mental attitude all day

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<v Speaker 1>because rest as short, Like I'll be piste off about

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<v Speaker 1>something and he's the guy that's like assuring me that

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<v Speaker 1>my skills will come together and there's fish right around

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<v Speaker 1>the bend. But that's just what I look for. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the cheerleader aspect, right, like is a cheerleader aspect.

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<v Speaker 1>There's the psychologist as by the counselor aspect, like a

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<v Speaker 1>good guy. I can't remember said a good guy is

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<v Speaker 1>like a bartender and a counselor who can't prescribe meds.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know some some I butchered that quote, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's something like that just finding the fish. Though for

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<v Speaker 1>guid's that's truly bare minimum. That's like C minus level guiding.

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<v Speaker 1>If all you know is where the fish are, really

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<v Speaker 1>good guys do so much more. And I think Tim's

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<v Speaker 1>instincts in that situation are the perfect example, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>like he's got that guy feeding out the line instead

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<v Speaker 1>of letting the client just yank his way into anaphylactic shock,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And and all the while he's still rowing

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<v Speaker 1>the boat and piloting it and and thinking about four

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<v Speaker 1>different things ahead. Like that's a good guide. That's that's

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<v Speaker 1>managing to to do several different things at once. Like

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<v Speaker 1>I give him a lot of props there, and and

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<v Speaker 1>he's got solid instincts for sure. Just like I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it's safe to say all good

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<v Speaker 1>anglers trust their instincts. You agree with that, yeah, oh absolutely, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>even like if they're mostly wrong, but they will just

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<v Speaker 1>insist that their instincts are spot on all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not I'm not saying our instincts are right, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't have confidence in what you believe and

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<v Speaker 1>yourself as an angler, you're screwed. You're not catching shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, when do you know, like how do you

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<v Speaker 1>know when to trust your instincts? Or when do you

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<v Speaker 1>admit that your instincts are totally full of ship? Like

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<v Speaker 1>how do you know how to figure that out? I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just generally assume that six of my instincts are

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<v Speaker 1>full of shit every time. But this question, I see,

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<v Speaker 1>I see where you're going here, and this question of

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<v Speaker 1>self trust verse self doubt, I think, uh, it's an

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<v Speaker 1>important one to us fisher folks. So Miles here is

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<v Speaker 1>going to delve deeper into it. In this week's weekly word,

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<v Speaker 1>Webster's Dictionary defines fish as The word for this week

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<v Speaker 1>is perseverate. I first learned this word from an old

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<v Speaker 1>girlfriend in the middle of the conversation and where she

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<v Speaker 1>was becoming an ex girlfriend and was listing the personality

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<v Speaker 1>traits she most hated about me. The common definition is

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<v Speaker 1>to repeat something insistently or redundantly, but the word comes

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<v Speaker 1>from psychology, and yeah, that X was a psych major.

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<v Speaker 1>The words clinical definition is the repetition of a particular response,

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<v Speaker 1>regardless of the absence or cessation of a stimulus. In

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<v Speaker 1>other words, it's when we keep doing something long after

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<v Speaker 1>that thing has stopped working. All right, So some of

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<v Speaker 1>you are probably wondering what the hell ex girlfriends and

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<v Speaker 1>clinical psychology terms have to do with fishing, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>a valid question. But I think this word and a

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<v Speaker 1>similar one with a slightly different meaning, get at one

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<v Speaker 1>of the central questions we all faces, anglers. The Latin

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<v Speaker 1>roots of perseverate are per meaning through, and severus, meaning

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<v Speaker 1>strict or earnest. These are also the roots of another

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<v Speaker 1>word that might be more familiar, persevere, which means to

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<v Speaker 1>persist steadfastly in pursuit of an undertaking task, journey, or goal,

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<v Speaker 1>even if hindered by difficulty, distraction, obstacles, or discouragement. Perseverating

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<v Speaker 1>is bad, persevering is good. But how do we identify

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<v Speaker 1>the line that separates the two. Anybody who spent any

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<v Speaker 1>significant time fishing knows this dilemma. You you have an

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<v Speaker 1>idea of what should work, like, say, a cold front

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<v Speaker 1>just pushed through, and you know, you just know the

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<v Speaker 1>fish are going to be sluggish, so you work finesse tactics,

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<v Speaker 1>slow and deep, but it ain't happening. What do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you switch it up, go with something you have

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<v Speaker 1>less confidence in, or just keep pushing what you think

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<v Speaker 1>should work and have confidence that if a fish is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna bite anything at all, it's what you're doing. All

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<v Speaker 1>good anglers persevere. We keep casting, keep working patterns and

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<v Speaker 1>systems that we think should catch fish. But at what

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<v Speaker 1>point does persevering turn into perseverating? When are we being patient?

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<v Speaker 1>And when are we just repeating the same action and

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<v Speaker 1>hoping for a different result. You know that whole definition

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<v Speaker 1>of insanity thing. Really, this etymological distinction is the timeless

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<v Speaker 1>and central question of fishing. Should change spots, change bates,

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<v Speaker 1>change retrieves, or keep grinding it out, trust my first

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<v Speaker 1>instinct and wait for the bite to turn on. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't answer that question for you, but I do think

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<v Speaker 1>that knowing the difference between perseverating and persevering separates the

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<v Speaker 1>good anglers from the great ones. And on that note,

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<v Speaker 1>you have officially persevered through the first half of our show,

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<v Speaker 1>which brings us to the part where we pump you

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<v Speaker 1>full of info on recent fish related happenings so you

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<v Speaker 1>sound more hip to the scene at the bay check.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's roll out some fish news. Fish news that escalated

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<v Speaker 1>quickly our top story this week, though not actually part

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<v Speaker 1>of fish News Proper Meat Eaters Season nine, Part one

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<v Speaker 1>is now streaming on Netflix. Yes, yes it is. If

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<v Speaker 1>you can't get out and fish this weekend, which sorry

0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:18.000
<v Speaker 1>for you, but you got an option. You can binge

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<v Speaker 1>your way through some fresh media episodes. And for all

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<v Speaker 1>of you out there who completely lacks self control, we

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<v Speaker 1>are exercising it for you this season. Part two of

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<v Speaker 1>season nine will come out early next year. So just

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<v Speaker 1>consider this like our civic duty. It's it's like portion

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<v Speaker 1>control for media. You can't have the big gulp, you

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<v Speaker 1>just get like the mini can. Well I'm not I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not entirely sure I'll be fishing this weekend. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be too busy sulking and rehashing in my head how

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<v Speaker 1>I lost news last week. I mean, you're still up, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know why you'd be sulking

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<v Speaker 1>over still being ahead all time. I have appealed this

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<v Speaker 1>to the High Court of Meti Eater just so you know.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I know. It's it's gonna get ugly. It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna cost me a lot of money, but apparently not

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<v Speaker 1>enough Radio Shack gift cards to fill. But that's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm feeling pretty good this week. As a reminder,

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<v Speaker 1>Miles and I have no idea which news stories related

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<v Speaker 1>to fish and fishing the other guy has found. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a competition and it is judged at the end

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<v Speaker 1>by our podcast engineer Phil Taylor. Okay, Soil Phil, All

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<v Speaker 1>hail Phil. Phil is the man. Uh And this is

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<v Speaker 1>a risky move for me because I get to lead

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<v Speaker 1>off and I'm going first. I gotta come in a

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<v Speaker 1>little somber though, So we're gonna kick this off with

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<v Speaker 1>a tragic tail that makes my blood positively boiled. This

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<v Speaker 1>comes to us from USA Today headline fans rally behind

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<v Speaker 1>pro Best angler after robbery. A Pro Best angler from

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<v Speaker 1>Kentucky was robbed of more than fifteen thousand dollars worth

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<v Speaker 1>of gear after arriving in Texas for a weekend tournament,

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<v Speaker 1>but Matt Robertson still competed after receiving an overwhelming show

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<v Speaker 1>of support. Now, other sources on this story say that

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<v Speaker 1>the value of the goods was closer to twenty thousand dollars. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Robertson arrived in Jasper, Texas last week in advance of

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<v Speaker 1>the Bassmister Central Open on Sam Rayburn reservoir. His truck

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<v Speaker 1>was picked clean. However, during his wife's visit to a

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<v Speaker 1>nearby Walmart, No, according to Robertson, there was eleven years

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<v Speaker 1>worth of accumulated gear in that truck, and he told Bassmaster,

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<v Speaker 1>I had everything in big totes, including all my tools,

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<v Speaker 1>jack tire, iron, anything I might need in case of

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency. They unloaded everything and they left my spare tire.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's my nightmare, honestly, Like I I do have

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<v Speaker 1>nightmares about that because if if someone got ahold of,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, your stash of fishing gear, someone you can

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<v Speaker 1>you can place the stuff that you can buy, but

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<v Speaker 1>some of that's irreplaceable, man, like, you can't get it back.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna get to my fix for that in

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit, okay, but agreed totally. That is also

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<v Speaker 1>my biggest nightmare. And the story goes on to say

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<v Speaker 1>that Robertson was flooded with offers of money, but he says,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, hey, I know people work hard for their money.

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<v Speaker 1>So the dude refused to take it, which I kind

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<v Speaker 1>of respect that. But it goes on to say that, however,

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<v Speaker 1>Robertson reluctantly accepted a tackle store gift card from a

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<v Speaker 1>fellow pro who was not scheduled to fish the Open,

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<v Speaker 1>and he used that to buy just enough gear to

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<v Speaker 1>fish the three day tournament. Now, so so many things. Right, First,

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<v Speaker 1>the person who did this scum of the earth. You

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<v Speaker 1>go straight to hell. That's number one. But two, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel like this could have been random. Right. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a photo in the article showing some of the

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<v Speaker 1>tackle he lost, and it was a lot. Man. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>this wasn't hit like an orchestrated hit. I there there's

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<v Speaker 1>no way that whoever did this didn't know exactly what

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<v Speaker 1>was in that truck, because this isn't like a break

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<v Speaker 1>the window and steal the iPod deal, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. And I assumed that maybe this was a

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<v Speaker 1>late night run to Walmart, butN this was broad daylight

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<v Speaker 1>and there were plenty of other people in the parking lot,

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<v Speaker 1>and like nobody thought something was weird there. That unload

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<v Speaker 1>had to take time, right, Yeah, I mean, weird stuff

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<v Speaker 1>happens to the Walmart parking lot all the time. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>be asked. You know, you go to Walmart parking lot,

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of put your blinders on. You walk through it.

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<v Speaker 1>You pretend like you don't see anything, You get whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you need. There's whole websites devoted to the weird things

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<v Speaker 1>that happened to Walmart. Because I was out of Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a dude jump out of his truck and

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<v Speaker 1>cracky youngling on his way in, Like you're opening a

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<v Speaker 1>beer to go refreshing. You need to be well hydrated

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:50.880
<v Speaker 1>for that Walmart run. I get it. But all all

0:24:50.960 --> 0:24:55.119
<v Speaker 1>the sources of this story feature security cam photos of

0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 1>a white Chevy Tahoe believed to be the purpose caught

0:24:58.640 --> 0:25:01.359
<v Speaker 1>on tape um and the public is being asked to

0:25:01.440 --> 0:25:03.359
<v Speaker 1>keep a lookout for it. But I don't even fully

0:25:03.440 --> 0:25:07.000
<v Speaker 1>understand that because in a couple of those shots, like

0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:10.240
<v Speaker 1>I can damn near read the entire license plate. So

0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:13.200
<v Speaker 1>I I hope that you know the local swat team

0:25:13.359 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 1>and suiting up right now, because that's what I want.

0:25:16.080 --> 0:25:19.520
<v Speaker 1>You know. While all theft is obviously low, I just

0:25:19.680 --> 0:25:22.760
<v Speaker 1>find the stealing of fishing gear extremely low. Like I

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>cringe when I see those posts pop up on forums

0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:28.880
<v Speaker 1>and on social media, like somebody jack my tackle bag

0:25:28.920 --> 0:25:32.639
<v Speaker 1>out of my truck like that, Just that just burns me.

0:25:34.280 --> 0:25:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I think every few years it seems like someone decides

0:25:37.840 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a good idea to break into all

0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>the guide rigs around here because they know where they're

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.359
<v Speaker 1>going to be, right, and they know that there's usually

0:25:44.400 --> 0:25:46.280
<v Speaker 1>some cash for the shuttle driver in there, and there's

0:25:46.320 --> 0:25:50.360
<v Speaker 1>usually some gear. But it is vigilante justice and that's

0:25:50.400 --> 0:25:53.199
<v Speaker 1>what keeps it from being anything that happens often honestly,

0:25:53.280 --> 0:25:56.359
<v Speaker 1>because the whole community of anglers around here finds out

0:25:56.400 --> 0:25:58.680
<v Speaker 1>who it is. Because the towns aren't that big, and

0:25:58.840 --> 0:26:01.040
<v Speaker 1>bad things happen to the that generally have nothing to

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:03.560
<v Speaker 1>do with the police. So and I mean they're trying

0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:05.840
<v Speaker 1>to sell it, So what happens. It usually pops up

0:26:05.880 --> 0:26:09.560
<v Speaker 1>for sales somewhere and that's how they nail them, right. Yeah. Well,

0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:11.879
<v Speaker 1>to get back to your your fear of having your

0:26:11.880 --> 0:26:15.040
<v Speaker 1>gear stole, And just a final note because you'll appreciate this. Uh,

0:26:15.160 --> 0:26:17.600
<v Speaker 1>the day we had our security system installed here at

0:26:17.600 --> 0:26:20.040
<v Speaker 1>the house, my wife was unavailable to weigh in on

0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:24.399
<v Speaker 1>sensor placement. And it's a scam anyway, right because the

0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:28.120
<v Speaker 1>the the these services advertised like cheap monthly fifty bucks

0:26:28.119 --> 0:26:30.440
<v Speaker 1>a month, secure your house. Yeah, but then you find

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:33.600
<v Speaker 1>out the package only comes with four free sensors, so

0:26:33.720 --> 0:26:36.840
<v Speaker 1>it's like pick the four most likely places someone will

0:26:36.880 --> 0:26:39.440
<v Speaker 1>break in, or you up the bill a couple grand

0:26:39.520 --> 0:26:42.680
<v Speaker 1>and arm every possible entry port. Right. So I bought

0:26:42.720 --> 0:26:44.760
<v Speaker 1>a handful of extra sensors that day, and I put

0:26:44.840 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 1>every single one in the garage. So we've since upgraded

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:52.600
<v Speaker 1>the home in its entirety. Right, But at the outset,

0:26:52.640 --> 0:26:54.800
<v Speaker 1>they were like many weak points in the part where

0:26:54.840 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 1>my family sleeps, but the garage was Fort Knox, dude,

0:26:58.480 --> 0:27:03.560
<v Speaker 1>and my wife was when she came home, she was pissed.

0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:06.000
<v Speaker 1>But I had a valid argument, right, and this is

0:27:06.119 --> 0:27:08.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even kidding, thanks to something I saw on

0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:12.240
<v Speaker 1>c S I which taught me nobody ever expects a

0:27:12.359 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 1>locked door behind a locked door. So in other words,

0:27:15.880 --> 0:27:19.680
<v Speaker 1>people will break into a garage assuming the door inside

0:27:19.720 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 1>the garage from the house to the garage is unlocked.

0:27:22.359 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 1>And that's stuck with me. And now mine is mine

0:27:25.600 --> 0:27:28.440
<v Speaker 1>is is always locked that door. But I was like, hey,

0:27:28.920 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 1>you know I was breaking into this place. I had

0:27:30.600 --> 0:27:32.640
<v Speaker 1>come in through the garage, and she kind of conceded,

0:27:32.840 --> 0:27:35.320
<v Speaker 1>but not really. She knew exactly what I was doing,

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 1>So there you go. I mean, I like that you

0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:40.920
<v Speaker 1>had that rational ready to go like, oh no, no, no,

0:27:41.240 --> 0:27:43.760
<v Speaker 1>it's not about my gear, honey, it's it's science. I

0:27:43.880 --> 0:27:47.719
<v Speaker 1>learned it from C. S. I hold on. I appreciate

0:27:47.920 --> 0:27:51.040
<v Speaker 1>that very much. And you know, I actually this is

0:27:51.240 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 1>this is true. Until I got married to my wife.

0:27:54.080 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't think I ever lived in a house where

0:27:56.240 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 1>we locked the doors. It's just the Northeast way. Man.

0:27:59.400 --> 0:28:01.959
<v Speaker 1>I love that Maybury idea, and I visited a lot

0:28:02.000 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 1>of places where it's like that. I am, I am.

0:28:05.240 --> 0:28:07.080
<v Speaker 1>It's just in grain, like I'm just a nut job,

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:09.560
<v Speaker 1>or like I don't keep anything of value in my truck.

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:13.120
<v Speaker 1>Like no, I'm not getting I think it makes sense.

0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>Like it's just so to contextualize this. This isn't like

0:28:16.920 --> 0:28:19.240
<v Speaker 1>an idealistic thing for me. It was I grew up

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.000
<v Speaker 1>in house where you couldn't lock the doors because everything

0:28:21.040 --> 0:28:22.320
<v Speaker 1>was screened in, so all you had to do was

0:28:22.359 --> 0:28:23.879
<v Speaker 1>just punched through the screen and you're in. So it

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:26.120
<v Speaker 1>didn't really matter. Our house got broken and do many

0:28:26.160 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 1>times when I was a kid, but we just couldn't

0:28:28.040 --> 0:28:34.119
<v Speaker 1>lock it. Design problem. Welcome to the tropics. This is

0:28:34.160 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>in Hawaii. Yeah, this is where I grew up in Hawaii,

0:28:36.600 --> 0:28:39.680
<v Speaker 1>like literally the giant screened in porch. There's no way

0:28:39.760 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>to secure that, like you just couldn't do it, and

0:28:42.320 --> 0:28:45.000
<v Speaker 1>they had as a major design flaw. And then in

0:28:45.160 --> 0:28:48.120
<v Speaker 1>college I lived in this this this house where I

0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 1>think we just lost the keys within the first week

0:28:51.880 --> 0:28:53.920
<v Speaker 1>and then no one even bothered. It was just like whatever,

0:28:54.960 --> 0:28:58.200
<v Speaker 1>we got broken into there too. We also we also

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 1>had several of the guys on the couch, so there

0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 1>was usually an alarm system there because somebody was on

0:29:02.320 --> 0:29:04.880
<v Speaker 1>the couch pretty much twenty four hours a day. But

0:29:05.000 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 1>still we got broken into there. And then after that,

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, I just kind of got out

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:11.560
<v Speaker 1>of the habit of it. I never did it, but

0:29:11.880 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 1>but I married a woman who had just come from

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.440
<v Speaker 1>New York and now it is like locked up all

0:29:16.480 --> 0:29:19.800
<v Speaker 1>the time. This has nothing to do with fishing, and

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I ventured far and wide. I'm sorry about that, but uh,

0:29:23.880 --> 0:29:26.320
<v Speaker 1>I also don't have a great segue to get from

0:29:26.320 --> 0:29:27.800
<v Speaker 1>what I was like trying to buy some time for

0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:29.840
<v Speaker 1>a segue, and I don't exactly know I having to

0:29:29.920 --> 0:29:33.120
<v Speaker 1>get there. Apparently Phil counts the segways because my first

0:29:33.160 --> 0:29:36.760
<v Speaker 1>one sucked last week. And then I lost so year turn.

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say that that locking the door on

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 1>a house that, even though I'm getting used to it

0:29:42.720 --> 0:29:46.040
<v Speaker 1>now is is outside of my comfort zone. And for this,

0:29:46.800 --> 0:29:50.000
<v Speaker 1>this first story, I also went far, far outside of

0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:54.360
<v Speaker 1>my personal comfort zone into a strange, alien land that

0:29:54.400 --> 0:30:00.200
<v Speaker 1>seems primarily populated by teenagers and maybe tweens. Uh. That's right.

0:30:00.680 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 1>I wandered into the land of TikTok. Oh. Man, isn't

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>that against the law? Now, you shouldn't say that publicly?

0:30:08.920 --> 0:30:12.400
<v Speaker 1>I mean I did. It's true I went there. I

0:30:12.440 --> 0:30:14.920
<v Speaker 1>will also admit it was not my first foray into

0:30:15.120 --> 0:30:18.440
<v Speaker 1>into TikTok land. Uh. My god daughter a couple of

0:30:18.480 --> 0:30:20.960
<v Speaker 1>years ago showed it to me. But at that time

0:30:21.560 --> 0:30:23.640
<v Speaker 1>and I think she was like ten, and at that time,

0:30:23.680 --> 0:30:25.680
<v Speaker 1>from what I could tell, she just used it to

0:30:25.760 --> 0:30:28.240
<v Speaker 1>learn and practice dances. So I just didn't pay any attention.

0:30:28.280 --> 0:30:30.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, cool, yeah, take your dancing whatever.

0:30:30.800 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this app is. I fancy myself

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:36.000
<v Speaker 1>pretty up on like modern media. But that's one where

0:30:36.040 --> 0:30:37.680
<v Speaker 1>I draw the line of the old man, like, I

0:30:37.720 --> 0:30:43.840
<v Speaker 1>don't know what the hell that is. God, damn TikTok

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 1>appy kids. I don't know. I don't know what. I

0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>don't get it again. All I know is it used

0:30:47.920 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 1>to be for dancing, but apparently it's evolved because I

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:53.520
<v Speaker 1>hear now it's a national security threat. But also this

0:30:53.720 --> 0:30:56.960
<v Speaker 1>week I learned that one can find some strange and

0:30:57.000 --> 0:31:00.600
<v Speaker 1>obscure fish news in the swirling cosmos of TikTok. I'm

0:31:00.760 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 1>very curious. This is interesting. You're also giving away your sources,

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:06.400
<v Speaker 1>so you know, I don't think it's going to be

0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 1>a regular well that I draw from. Lacey Scott, a

0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:13.720
<v Speaker 1>sculptor by trade with a large TikTok, following shared a

0:31:13.800 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>story about rehabilitating a goldfish named Monstro this summer. And

0:31:19.040 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, in case somehow you missed this, here's a

0:31:21.840 --> 0:31:25.800
<v Speaker 1>little recap. In April, someone turned an unwanted ten year

0:31:25.840 --> 0:31:29.280
<v Speaker 1>old goldfish into a pet store that Lacey frequents. The

0:31:29.320 --> 0:31:31.920
<v Speaker 1>fish was in rough shape, barely able to swim, and

0:31:32.000 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 1>developing lesions on his belly from just laying there on

0:31:34.680 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>the gravel motionless. Pretty Much everyone in the story except Lacey,

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 1>was just waiting for this old, decrepit pet fish to die.

0:31:43.120 --> 0:31:46.480
<v Speaker 1>But not lazy, No. She took him home and set

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:50.640
<v Speaker 1>up a quote hospital tank where she worked on rehabilitating him.

0:31:51.440 --> 0:31:55.440
<v Speaker 1>Several months later, not only was he eating, swimming, and

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:59.720
<v Speaker 1>lesion free, but he grew substantially and his color changed

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:04.360
<v Speaker 1>from jet black to this gorgeous, vibrant orange. And so

0:32:04.560 --> 0:32:08.320
<v Speaker 1>Lacy posted a story to her account, and I gotta

0:32:08.360 --> 0:32:11.800
<v Speaker 1>say it feels like a collaboration between the Humane Society

0:32:11.920 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>and Children's International. We get to see Monstro's metamorphosis from

0:32:17.040 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 1>a detected, dark, solitary abuse case to stunning colorful fish

0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.440
<v Speaker 1>twirling in a big, clean tank among the company of

0:32:25.480 --> 0:32:29.719
<v Speaker 1>other fish, all set to inspirational piano music. And if

0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 1>anybody is looking for a textbook definition of pathos, just

0:32:33.560 --> 0:32:36.400
<v Speaker 1>check out this video, because you got it. Seven and

0:32:36.560 --> 0:32:41.240
<v Speaker 1>a half million people watched Lacy's Monstro story. You know

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>you know what that means, right, She's gonna be the

0:32:42.920 --> 0:32:45.360
<v Speaker 1>next pit Bulls and Paroles. She'll have it. She'll have

0:32:45.400 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>an Animal Planet show the gold Rehabilitator don And I mean, look,

0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 1>I get it. We all need a little good media

0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:54.360
<v Speaker 1>right now, right Like, I mean, hell, that's that's part

0:32:54.400 --> 0:33:00.760
<v Speaker 1>of the DNA of this show. But a goldfish, I mean, really,

0:33:01.080 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>what's the t So okay, all right, all right, And

0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:07.840
<v Speaker 1>let me let me be clear here though, I'm not

0:33:08.000 --> 0:33:10.640
<v Speaker 1>throwing shade at anybody in the story, especially not Lacy

0:33:11.600 --> 0:33:14.560
<v Speaker 1>or the pet store or even the original owner. In fact,

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:18.160
<v Speaker 1>they all get props from me because they didn't do

0:33:19.040 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>what millions of other goldfish owners do when they're tired

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:25.000
<v Speaker 1>of the fish that their kids want at the fair.

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.040
<v Speaker 1>You know, the one they assumed be dead in a week,

0:33:28.160 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 1>but somehow it ended up surviving for over a decade.

0:33:31.560 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 1>And now the kids growing up and gone, and what

0:33:33.640 --> 0:33:35.400
<v Speaker 1>the hell are they gonna do with the stupid goldfish.

0:33:35.640 --> 0:33:37.680
<v Speaker 1>They don't want to kill their kids pet, but they

0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 1>don't want to take care of it either, so you know,

0:33:39.640 --> 0:33:42.160
<v Speaker 1>they just set it free in a local pond. Let

0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:45.040
<v Speaker 1>me go back to nature or whatever. Those are the

0:33:45.120 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 1>people that I would like to publicly shame right now.

0:33:48.800 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 1>You people, you're the problem because goldfish are barely natural.

0:33:54.200 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 1>In fact, here's something we should all know. Invasive goldfish

0:33:57.480 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>are a major problem worldwide, spreading bacteria and disease and

0:34:02.440 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 1>competing with native wild fish. So listen up. If you

0:34:06.560 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 1>can't be bothered to care for your pet fish, take

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:13.680
<v Speaker 1>responsibility for your actions and kill it. Quickly setting the

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:16.080
<v Speaker 1>fish free in your local pond, or even flushing it

0:34:16.120 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>down the toilet will result in one of two outcomes.

0:34:19.360 --> 0:34:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Either that fish will die as slow, painful death, or

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:26.279
<v Speaker 1>it will find a home in a local ecosystem and

0:34:26.440 --> 0:34:30.560
<v Speaker 1>mess things up. Goldfish are carp and as you've probably heard,

0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:35.359
<v Speaker 1>carp are wreaking havoc across North American fisheries. Goldfish are

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:38.400
<v Speaker 1>no different from their hated cousins, just because they've been

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>selectively bred for the past two thousand years to be

0:34:41.239 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 1>pretty Getting rid of goldfish once they've gained a foothold

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:48.560
<v Speaker 1>in a waterway is nearly impossible. They are impervious to

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:51.200
<v Speaker 1>electro shocking, so the only way to get them out

0:34:51.320 --> 0:34:58.720
<v Speaker 1>is to poison every fish in the system and start over. Washington, Texas, Minnesota, California, Alaska, Nevada,

0:34:58.760 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>and Colorado, among other states, are dealing with major goldfish outbreaks.

0:35:03.040 --> 0:35:08.279
<v Speaker 1>And this isn't just an American problem. Canada, the UK, Australia,

0:35:08.600 --> 0:35:13.440
<v Speaker 1>they're all fighting the goldfish hordes. So monstro might make

0:35:13.520 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 1>for a touching TikTok story, but don't be fooled. He

0:35:16.640 --> 0:35:19.880
<v Speaker 1>is an ecological time bomb just waiting to be unleashed.

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:25.400
<v Speaker 1>So I love the goldfish game at the old the

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 1>old carnivals there back in the day. I won to

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 1>one year. My mom kind of adopted them and named

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:36.719
<v Speaker 1>them Jack and Diane, and they lived on a they lived.

0:35:36.960 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 1>They lived yep, little diddy, big meloncamp fan, my mom,

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.520
<v Speaker 1>and they lived in a fishbowl in our kitchen. Jack

0:35:44.600 --> 0:35:48.800
<v Speaker 1>only survived for about two years. Diane lived in a

0:35:48.920 --> 0:35:55.080
<v Speaker 1>fish bowl with no filter yep, I mean forever much.

0:35:55.280 --> 0:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>They are much much tougher fish than than people realize.

0:36:00.200 --> 0:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>And I don't have anywhere around here that has a

0:36:02.520 --> 0:36:04.839
<v Speaker 1>population of them. I know this happens. I know it's

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:07.759
<v Speaker 1>a problem. I know it's a thing. Um. Every once

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:09.719
<v Speaker 1>in a great while, though, I'll bump into, you know,

0:36:10.040 --> 0:36:12.759
<v Speaker 1>a few dudes like I couldn't find live shiner, so

0:36:12.840 --> 0:36:16.080
<v Speaker 1>they go buy a bag of goldfish and uh, no

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>justification here, but I mean that orange pickerel chain pickerel dude,

0:36:21.280 --> 0:36:26.560
<v Speaker 1>a big orange goldfish hanging under that's not it's not cool.

0:36:26.760 --> 0:36:30.040
<v Speaker 1>It's not cool this. Yeah, no, no, no, I'm not

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 1>endorsing it at all. I've I've seen it, but I

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:36.560
<v Speaker 1>don't have anywhere overrun with goldfish. Though, I've had aquariums

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:39.319
<v Speaker 1>my whole life, and I'll I'll never forget this. As

0:36:39.360 --> 0:36:41.160
<v Speaker 1>soon as you started telling this story, took me right

0:36:41.239 --> 0:36:43.879
<v Speaker 1>back here. I stopped at the big pet mart here

0:36:43.960 --> 0:36:47.040
<v Speaker 1>one time years ago. I forget what I was buying.

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:50.120
<v Speaker 1>But this this mother and this son who was I

0:36:50.120 --> 0:36:52.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know, ten or eleven, they literally come running in

0:36:53.440 --> 0:36:56.800
<v Speaker 1>like the houses on fire, with a tupperware container with

0:36:56.880 --> 0:37:00.719
<v Speaker 1>a goldfish that has flipped over, and they're like screaming

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:05.000
<v Speaker 1>for someone to help them. They're like, please, someone, please,

0:37:05.239 --> 0:37:07.120
<v Speaker 1>and like, you know, it's a poor fourteen year old

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>kid work in the aquarium section. He's like, um ma'am,

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 1>I like it was dead. It was dead as ship

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.279
<v Speaker 1>the hattles. But dude, it was like it was like

0:37:16.400 --> 0:37:18.480
<v Speaker 1>their dog just got hit by a car. It was like,

0:37:18.560 --> 0:37:21.560
<v Speaker 1>they're like, please do something like I was like dollar

0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:25.359
<v Speaker 1>ninety nine by another one, you know what I mean? Well,

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I had a goldfish that lived for a similar amount

0:37:27.680 --> 0:37:29.919
<v Speaker 1>of time, but I didn't realize what I was holding

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.400
<v Speaker 1>onto and we didn't flush until it was dead, so

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't have to, you know, look back in shame. Yeah, okay, well, uh,

0:37:39.040 --> 0:37:41.560
<v Speaker 1>this next story, we're gonna talk about a fish that

0:37:42.080 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 1>not even the Mighty Lacey could revive. Okay, this this

0:37:46.719 --> 0:37:48.919
<v Speaker 1>is a funky one. Okay, and this one caught my eye.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:52.600
<v Speaker 1>This is from the U K's Guardian headline King's Trophy

0:37:52.719 --> 0:37:57.520
<v Speaker 1>found preserved in centuries old Danish shipwreck. Oh man, I

0:37:57.680 --> 0:38:00.919
<v Speaker 1>almost did this one. I'm so glad I didn't good

0:38:01.160 --> 0:38:03.439
<v Speaker 1>on me. So this is this is kind of cool.

0:38:03.520 --> 0:38:06.560
<v Speaker 1>I appreciate this the short one, but I appreciate it. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>A two meter long sturgeon and for US Americans that's

0:38:10.719 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>nearly seven feet a species today near extinction, has been

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:17.680
<v Speaker 1>found preserved in the pantry of a five hundred year

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:22.279
<v Speaker 1>old Danish royal shipwreck in the Baltic Sea. As a

0:38:22.360 --> 0:38:26.720
<v Speaker 1>quote here says, during archaeological excavations in two thousand nineteen,

0:38:26.800 --> 0:38:31.240
<v Speaker 1>a wooden barrel submerged inside the shipwreck revealed the almost

0:38:31.320 --> 0:38:35.560
<v Speaker 1>complete and well preserved remains of a sturgeon fish, Archaeologists

0:38:35.560 --> 0:38:39.040
<v Speaker 1>from Lund University in Sweden wrote in a recent article

0:38:39.160 --> 0:38:42.920
<v Speaker 1>in the Journal of Archaeological Science. Uh and the discovery

0:38:43.320 --> 0:38:46.600
<v Speaker 1>was possible thanks to special characteristics of the Baltic, a

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 1>semi closed sea with low oxygen levels. So apparently as

0:38:49.960 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 1>I understand it. Um Aside from that low salinity, there's

0:38:54.080 --> 0:38:57.239
<v Speaker 1>a number of factors that make the Baltic excellent at preservation,

0:38:57.520 --> 0:39:00.160
<v Speaker 1>including a clay bottom. Apparently a clay bottom has a

0:39:00.280 --> 0:39:04.360
<v Speaker 1>much better job of preserving. So this boat belonged to

0:39:04.560 --> 0:39:07.840
<v Speaker 1>King Hans, and the story says Hans sailed to Sweden

0:39:08.000 --> 0:39:13.719
<v Speaker 1>in fo on his best vessel, the Gribbs, hunting, the

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>most imposing warship in the region, with the aim of

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:20.800
<v Speaker 1>restoring a union of the three Scandinavian countries under his crown.

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:24.759
<v Speaker 1>And uh, this says we interpret the fish not so

0:39:24.960 --> 0:39:29.560
<v Speaker 1>much as a gift, but as a prestige display, said

0:39:29.640 --> 0:39:34.040
<v Speaker 1>Brendan Folly of Lundon University. But the ship sank on

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:37.400
<v Speaker 1>its way. King Hans lived, but how much do you

0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:40.279
<v Speaker 1>want to bet? He was like, holy shit, tell me

0:39:40.520 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 1>someone got the sturgeon off the boat. You know what

0:39:43.000 --> 0:39:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. This is a part of that story that

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:48.239
<v Speaker 1>I was left lag on like the ship's sake, King

0:39:48.320 --> 0:39:51.680
<v Speaker 1>Hans survived, How did he survive? What happened that part

0:39:51.719 --> 0:39:53.239
<v Speaker 1>of the story, and that it's not there I looked

0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:55.400
<v Speaker 1>for it now. He got off on the lifeboat. But

0:39:55.440 --> 0:39:57.279
<v Speaker 1>the sturgeon went down and like someone went to the

0:39:57.320 --> 0:40:00.360
<v Speaker 1>guillotine or whatever over that. And I did find this

0:40:00.480 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 1>really funny because what struck me is they believe that

0:40:03.920 --> 0:40:06.440
<v Speaker 1>the fish was a show of prestige, which even though

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>it was salted in the pantry, it's really no different

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.520
<v Speaker 1>than taxidermy now, right, like how much you want to

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:15.200
<v Speaker 1>bet the whole voyage. The servants were like, sire, should

0:40:15.239 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 1>we cook the large sturgeon tonight? And King Hans was like, no,

0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 1>not until King Henrick and Lord Jerk and look at

0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:24.879
<v Speaker 1>that's some bitch. Ain never gonna believe that ship. It's

0:40:24.920 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 1>like me as a little kid, I always had a

0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:29.600
<v Speaker 1>frozen something in the freezer, or I'd have some poor

0:40:29.719 --> 0:40:32.359
<v Speaker 1>bass or catfish roasting in the cooler because my dad

0:40:32.440 --> 0:40:33.960
<v Speaker 1>had to see it, and then my uncle had to

0:40:34.000 --> 0:40:36.040
<v Speaker 1>see it, and we had to drive it over from

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:39.160
<v Speaker 1>my Grandpa Dossey. So King Hans, I understand you, I

0:40:39.280 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>get it. And I thought that was I thought that

0:40:40.800 --> 0:40:42.879
<v Speaker 1>was pretty cool. It was a great story, and part

0:40:42.920 --> 0:40:44.400
<v Speaker 1>of what I liked about it was was that it

0:40:44.560 --> 0:40:48.400
<v Speaker 1>showed how they learned more about the range of the

0:40:48.440 --> 0:40:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Atlantic sturgeon from finding that, and because that that species

0:40:53.000 --> 0:40:55.799
<v Speaker 1>is pretty much gone at this point. We we we've

0:40:55.840 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 1>done a really good job of destroying it. But it's

0:40:59.120 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 1>some of the only evidence have that in those waters

0:41:01.640 --> 0:41:03.000
<v Speaker 1>over in that part of the Atlantic, they used to

0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:06.200
<v Speaker 1>apparently be swimming around and no one seen him there

0:41:06.200 --> 0:41:07.920
<v Speaker 1>for a very long time. So I thought that was

0:41:07.960 --> 0:41:10.239
<v Speaker 1>a great, great choice show it was. It was a

0:41:10.280 --> 0:41:12.640
<v Speaker 1>good story, my my. Only the only thing they have

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.560
<v Speaker 1>a picture I guess from a dive cam underwater, but

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 1>like I can't really it's a very hazy picture, like

0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:20.960
<v Speaker 1>you see the edge of the barrel, but I'm not

0:41:21.120 --> 0:41:23.800
<v Speaker 1>clearly seeing the fish unless you found a different source

0:41:23.840 --> 0:41:26.200
<v Speaker 1>than I know. I would like to really get a

0:41:26.280 --> 0:41:29.160
<v Speaker 1>good look at it, you know. But again, sturgeon kind

0:41:29.160 --> 0:41:30.960
<v Speaker 1>of like we we talked about I think last week,

0:41:31.280 --> 0:41:34.840
<v Speaker 1>cartilaginous fish, not not so much bony. They don't preserve

0:41:34.920 --> 0:41:39.040
<v Speaker 1>that well, makes sense. I'm sure it's been delicious. I all,

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 1>I know that's brand for that long, you know. We

0:41:43.040 --> 0:41:45.359
<v Speaker 1>I just want to point out that I think one

0:41:45.440 --> 0:41:47.640
<v Speaker 1>thing we do well on this show, at least this segment,

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.120
<v Speaker 1>is we draw from a diversity of sources. We've got

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:54.320
<v Speaker 1>USA today, We've got the Guardian, we've got TikTok, and

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:57.839
<v Speaker 1>now we're gonna be uh, we're gonna be pulling something

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>from a very different source. Uh. And this is, you know,

0:42:01.320 --> 0:42:04.520
<v Speaker 1>once again from a scientific journal. We really, we really

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:07.120
<v Speaker 1>cover the gamut. And you know, I think there are

0:42:07.280 --> 0:42:10.920
<v Speaker 1>very few things that just about everyone can agree upon. Okay,

0:42:11.360 --> 0:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>but one of those things is that fish or slimy.

0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:17.560
<v Speaker 1>They just are. And all you out there do a

0:42:17.640 --> 0:42:21.120
<v Speaker 1>quick Google image search for fish flop Friday and thank

0:42:21.200 --> 0:42:25.760
<v Speaker 1>me later. Speaking of fish being slimy, it's pretty common

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:29.200
<v Speaker 1>knowledge among anglers anyway that fish have a layer of

0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:32.200
<v Speaker 1>mucus on their skin. That mucus layer is important. So

0:42:32.600 --> 0:42:34.880
<v Speaker 1>if you're planning to release the fish, try to avoid

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:37.360
<v Speaker 1>scraping it off. Don't handle the fish more than necessary,

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:39.959
<v Speaker 1>use rubber nets if you can, don't drag the fish

0:42:40.040 --> 0:42:42.279
<v Speaker 1>up under grass or rocks or sand or the deck

0:42:42.360 --> 0:42:45.760
<v Speaker 1>of a boat. Keeping that mucostal layer intact helps protect

0:42:45.840 --> 0:42:48.880
<v Speaker 1>fish from bacteria viruses. And I know some of you

0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:51.120
<v Speaker 1>out there saying, yeah, yeah, enough with the fish handling

0:42:51.160 --> 0:42:53.080
<v Speaker 1>one oh one. We know all this, Like people have

0:42:53.160 --> 0:42:57.239
<v Speaker 1>been telling this this for years. What's the point. Well, ever,

0:42:57.360 --> 0:43:01.040
<v Speaker 1>notice that it's not just fish that are slippery. Just

0:43:01.200 --> 0:43:05.920
<v Speaker 1>about everything that lives underwater has that similar slippery feel,

0:43:06.440 --> 0:43:09.359
<v Speaker 1>be a planter animal. And that's not an accident, it's

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 1>an evolutionary trait. That mucus layer does more than ward

0:43:13.040 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 1>off infection, it also reduces friction. Do you ever try

0:43:17.960 --> 0:43:22.560
<v Speaker 1>running in water? Yeah, it's it's hard. It's because they

0:43:22.680 --> 0:43:26.200
<v Speaker 1>don't get chubb rub, is what you're telling me. Well,

0:43:26.280 --> 0:43:32.560
<v Speaker 1>because of the mucoastal slime. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Uh,

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:36.080
<v Speaker 1>and threw them off. Totally threw me off, and you

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:39.680
<v Speaker 1>totally totally got in my head there. Uh, all right,

0:43:39.719 --> 0:43:43.279
<v Speaker 1>objects moving through water create far more dragon friction than

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:46.840
<v Speaker 1>those moving through air, so it makes sense that anything

0:43:46.920 --> 0:43:49.760
<v Speaker 1>living in water would have evolved some way of reducing

0:43:49.840 --> 0:43:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that drag. Both seaweed and fish have little pockets in

0:43:53.400 --> 0:43:57.640
<v Speaker 1>their skin, and those pockets are reservoirs for mucus. Those

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:02.160
<v Speaker 1>reservoirs maintain the outer slime layer, both helping to prevent

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:04.919
<v Speaker 1>infection and creating a more slippery surface so that fish

0:44:05.040 --> 0:44:07.440
<v Speaker 1>can pass through water more easily and plants don't get

0:44:07.480 --> 0:44:11.439
<v Speaker 1>whipped around is violently by waves are current? Okay, I'm

0:44:11.480 --> 0:44:14.640
<v Speaker 1>with you. Yeah, as you're well aware, Joe, I am

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:18.839
<v Speaker 1>fascinated by bioengineering. That is, borrowing design principles honed through

0:44:18.960 --> 0:44:22.360
<v Speaker 1>eons of natural selection and applying them to modern technology

0:44:22.480 --> 0:44:26.480
<v Speaker 1>to make it more efficient. And you know natural Yeah,

0:44:26.560 --> 0:44:28.680
<v Speaker 1>it says exactly what you just said in your Instagram.

0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Bio all the time and put all about it. And

0:44:32.640 --> 0:44:36.360
<v Speaker 1>so ships, right, especially those those huge long distance cardo ships,

0:44:36.600 --> 0:44:39.920
<v Speaker 1>they lose a tremendous amount of energy to fluid friction.

0:44:40.880 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>So I found an article published last week in the

0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:47.920
<v Speaker 1>journal Physics of Fluid. You know, we've got the Guardians,

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 1>we got ticktok, we got Physics of Fluid, and that

0:44:50.719 --> 0:44:55.000
<v Speaker 1>it explains how ships hulls might be redesigned to mimic

0:44:55.560 --> 0:44:58.319
<v Speaker 1>fish and seaweed skin in order to make them up

0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:01.920
<v Speaker 1>to more efficient. And it also broke down the exact

0:45:02.000 --> 0:45:03.879
<v Speaker 1>physics of how that works. And I'm not even gonna

0:45:03.880 --> 0:45:05.840
<v Speaker 1>try to explain that because I have no idea what

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I read. I don't understand it. But I do like

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:11.440
<v Speaker 1>the idea of redesigning cargo ship holes to act more

0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 1>like fish skin. In theory, the holes would be covered

0:45:14.600 --> 0:45:17.360
<v Speaker 1>in small cavities that are constantly supplied with a natural,

0:45:17.440 --> 0:45:22.120
<v Speaker 1>non toxic lubricant, maintaining a slippery surface and significantly diminishing

0:45:22.200 --> 0:45:26.080
<v Speaker 1>the ship's fuel consumption. So just remember, kids, what your

0:45:26.120 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 1>hands before you touch the boat, because you don't want

0:45:28.520 --> 0:45:32.800
<v Speaker 1>to pull off the slime layer. So I've never served,

0:45:32.960 --> 0:45:36.040
<v Speaker 1>but you're from Hawaii, so I assumed you have. Yes.

0:45:36.719 --> 0:45:39.480
<v Speaker 1>Is this like sex wax for your board? No? No,

0:45:39.960 --> 0:45:42.480
<v Speaker 1>that's the opposite. So what you wax a board in

0:45:42.600 --> 0:45:45.160
<v Speaker 1>order to make it stickier so that when you you

0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 1>wax the top of your board so that when you

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:50.040
<v Speaker 1>stand up you get some friction and something to grip on.

0:45:50.600 --> 0:45:54.360
<v Speaker 1>You don't bottom. That's why my bookie that's why my

0:45:54.400 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 1>bookie boards never went anywhere when I was a kid. Yeah,

0:45:57.320 --> 0:46:07.400
<v Speaker 1>you're doing it. You're definitely doing that wrong. Whoops. And

0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:10.200
<v Speaker 1>you know, we got a little extra neugget of knowledge

0:46:10.239 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 1>in there for all of those folks who don't know

0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:15.800
<v Speaker 1>anything about surf and surfboards. Will cover those topics in

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:21.080
<v Speaker 1>another episode of fish News. In the meantime, we're waiting

0:46:21.640 --> 0:46:25.719
<v Speaker 1>with bated breath to see who Phil will choose for

0:46:25.880 --> 0:46:28.399
<v Speaker 1>this week's winner. And as soon as Phil has done

0:46:28.480 --> 0:46:30.600
<v Speaker 1>declaring a victor, we're going to kick over to a

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:34.440
<v Speaker 1>new segment called Sage Lee Wisdom. With River Horse, It's

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:36.720
<v Speaker 1>going to take you away from the hustle and bustle

0:46:36.760 --> 0:46:38.759
<v Speaker 1>of life for a little while. You will forget about

0:46:38.800 --> 0:46:45.719
<v Speaker 1>the covids and just mellow out. Man, we promise, Let's

0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:49.000
<v Speaker 1>be honest. It sounded a little try hard, but Miles

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Nolte is the winner this week. I don't think anybody

0:46:52.840 --> 0:46:56.640
<v Speaker 1>asked for his Goldfish manifesto, but he provided it anyway,

0:46:56.800 --> 0:46:59.839
<v Speaker 1>So extra credit given where extra credit is due. If

0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:03.120
<v Speaker 1>one was wondering what criteria I used to determine the

0:47:03.160 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 1>winner every week, it's the same criteria that the judges

0:47:06.400 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 1>used to determine no Vacancy the winner of the Battle

0:47:09.080 --> 0:47:19.600
<v Speaker 1>of the Bands at the end of School of Rock. Hey,

0:47:19.760 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 1>now this is River Horse coming to you from the

0:47:23.600 --> 0:47:28.840
<v Speaker 1>deep deep South with the little Sage Lee Wisdom. Enjoy.

0:47:31.160 --> 0:47:35.160
<v Speaker 1>Have you ever stopped to wonder about water? The miracle

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:37.520
<v Speaker 1>of it all, or the fact that it's even here

0:47:37.600 --> 0:47:41.760
<v Speaker 1>on this earth? The average drop of water is aloft

0:47:41.840 --> 0:47:44.920
<v Speaker 1>in the sky for ten days or more, making a

0:47:45.040 --> 0:47:49.239
<v Speaker 1>journey around the globe. How far has it traveled in

0:47:49.320 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 1>its lifetime? Perhaps it was a shimmering turquoise wreath and

0:47:54.080 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>the Caribbean, or even a lonely glacial alpine lake before

0:47:59.480 --> 0:48:04.400
<v Speaker 1>it found its way to you. Most people run inside

0:48:04.560 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 1>when it rains. Not me. I love it. Here's a

0:48:09.280 --> 0:48:14.560
<v Speaker 1>story about the beauty of rainstorms, and hopefully the next

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:18.560
<v Speaker 1>time you're in one, you'll stand there joyously and flat

0:48:18.600 --> 0:48:22.480
<v Speaker 1>out revel in it. My brothers and sisters, this is

0:48:22.600 --> 0:48:31.960
<v Speaker 1>called cloudburst. A storm, they say this town is about

0:48:32.040 --> 0:48:37.040
<v Speaker 1>to be lit up. Empty roads far and wide. They've

0:48:37.080 --> 0:48:41.560
<v Speaker 1>bellied up and tucked themselves away in cookie cutter neighborhood mansions.

0:48:43.040 --> 0:48:46.800
<v Speaker 1>There is handwringing in front of flat screens, alongside grave

0:48:47.000 --> 0:48:50.279
<v Speaker 1>concern that the least land rovers will need to go

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:53.600
<v Speaker 1>to the car wash again for a fresh wax and polish.

0:48:55.000 --> 0:48:58.160
<v Speaker 1>I've run for it as well, straight for the water.

0:48:58.960 --> 0:49:03.439
<v Speaker 1>I'm in the canoe on a lake. I live for rain.

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:10.759
<v Speaker 1>The first tendrils of wind lift in nimbus, ever, dark

0:49:10.880 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 1>and undulating like boiling kettle water, envelop every scrap of horizon.

0:49:17.719 --> 0:49:20.359
<v Speaker 1>I feel the subtle brevity of warmth in the air,

0:49:20.640 --> 0:49:25.560
<v Speaker 1>swimming upward, exchanged for far more bearable cool. And then

0:49:26.440 --> 0:49:31.319
<v Speaker 1>the first few untethered unmoored drops bigger than you might think,

0:49:31.440 --> 0:49:33.960
<v Speaker 1>and surreal in the way they side slip at an

0:49:34.000 --> 0:49:38.399
<v Speaker 1>angle from the skies, and live running straight down, same

0:49:38.440 --> 0:49:41.479
<v Speaker 1>as a river, which is simply water in the act

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:47.520
<v Speaker 1>of falling to other places, same as us. Sometimes I

0:49:47.719 --> 0:49:51.160
<v Speaker 1>forego pulling the hood over my hair. I am much

0:49:51.239 --> 0:49:54.920
<v Speaker 1>more a fan of immersing myself than it. All Native

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:58.600
<v Speaker 1>Americans have always felt rains to be signs of change.

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<v Speaker 1>This is true change. Your stars now mine are heavy

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<v Speaker 1>and bleeding fruit these days, more so, holding hopes a

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<v Speaker 1>lot that I can keep this ship ever studied the

0:50:12.280 --> 0:50:16.480
<v Speaker 1>helm and savor it. All of us have seen tumult

0:50:16.600 --> 0:50:19.759
<v Speaker 1>and train wrecks along the way. So if and when

0:50:19.960 --> 0:50:24.960
<v Speaker 1>days are sweeter than sweet, appreciate them and holds your breath.

0:50:26.040 --> 0:50:30.000
<v Speaker 1>It's on the loose now. The whole sky is red

0:50:30.160 --> 0:50:34.680
<v Speaker 1>lighting buckets upon buckets, poor down, and it feels so

0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:39.759
<v Speaker 1>good to stand in our casts out. So many exploding

0:50:39.880 --> 0:50:43.600
<v Speaker 1>droplets are blooming to and fro that it appears as

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<v Speaker 1>if every damn fish in the world is rising. What

0:50:48.680 --> 0:50:54.040
<v Speaker 1>else in simple nature feels this sensual and alluring, so

0:50:54.320 --> 0:50:59.360
<v Speaker 1>unquestionably all encompassing and soulful. Who is the fool that

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:02.680
<v Speaker 1>invented the roof, and why is the rest of the

0:51:02.760 --> 0:51:08.200
<v Speaker 1>world under them instead of being out here on with

0:51:08.360 --> 0:51:11.279
<v Speaker 1>the head lamp. I'm going to fish on through the

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:15.160
<v Speaker 1>night and ride the hips of this storm until she leaves,

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<v Speaker 1>and afterward, from a bedroll in the back of the

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<v Speaker 1>truck looking up at the stars, I'll be watching the weather,

0:51:24.920 --> 0:51:38.560
<v Speaker 1>wanting with desire for endless lifetimes of rain. All right, So,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what river Horse is. I'm a little

0:51:44.120 --> 0:51:47.360
<v Speaker 1>afraid to ask, but tell me. Tell me. He's the

0:51:47.760 --> 0:51:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Ena of fishing. He's the entire collection of time life,

0:51:54.680 --> 0:51:59.520
<v Speaker 1>pure mood CDs for anglers. My house could be on

0:51:59.640 --> 0:52:03.280
<v Speaker 1>a fire burning, and if I had river Horse talking

0:52:03.320 --> 0:52:05.399
<v Speaker 1>in my ear, I'd be like, this is fine, Yeah,

0:52:05.480 --> 0:52:08.800
<v Speaker 1>this is all it's all good, it's all right, because

0:52:08.840 --> 0:52:11.480
<v Speaker 1>we lean on the funny and the humor at Bent

0:52:11.719 --> 0:52:15.440
<v Speaker 1>so much. But his segment just reminds me of one

0:52:15.480 --> 0:52:18.319
<v Speaker 1>of those stress apps, which are very popular right now,

0:52:18.360 --> 0:52:20.399
<v Speaker 1>because there's commercials on TV all the time to tell

0:52:20.440 --> 0:52:23.239
<v Speaker 1>you to just stop what you're doing and listen to

0:52:23.320 --> 0:52:27.200
<v Speaker 1>the sound of a waterfall for thirty seconds. So I look,

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:30.360
<v Speaker 1>this was our first one from river Horse. I appreciated it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you guys did and appreciated that reset. And um,

0:52:34.880 --> 0:52:37.399
<v Speaker 1>I really hope we hear from him more often, man, man,

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:40.520
<v Speaker 1>so do. I I freaking love that dude. And it's

0:52:40.719 --> 0:52:44.120
<v Speaker 1>it's not just his voice, but that guy Craft's words

0:52:44.840 --> 0:52:48.960
<v Speaker 1>as well as anybody that's writing about fishing. In my opinion, Oh,

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:51.640
<v Speaker 1>he's brilliant. I I I don't. I will never be

0:52:51.719 --> 0:52:54.040
<v Speaker 1>able to write like River no one, no one that

0:52:54.120 --> 0:52:56.120
<v Speaker 1>I know of Ken, So I hope he's on a

0:52:56.200 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 1>bunch more too, because I cannot think of a better

0:52:58.560 --> 0:53:01.279
<v Speaker 1>person to have speaking calmly to my ear holes as

0:53:01.360 --> 0:53:07.160
<v Speaker 1>we navigate the global dumpster fire of anyway and uh

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:11.360
<v Speaker 1>and switching from soothing dulcet tones to what I consider

0:53:11.400 --> 0:53:14.000
<v Speaker 1>to be nails on a chalkboard. We're about to check

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<v Speaker 1>in with our barely tolerable correspondent Lance v Yes, yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lances back, ladies and gentlemen, to bring us his own

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<v Speaker 1>version of wisdom safe totally saying brom telling you how

0:53:30.200 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 1>to win an Internet fishing And I'm sure this will

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:35.440
<v Speaker 1>inspire a whole new delusive of hate mail in the

0:53:35.480 --> 0:53:41.719
<v Speaker 1>bent inbox that we have to read. Bring it to

0:53:41.840 --> 0:53:44.799
<v Speaker 1>the land, to the boats, to the lake, to the sea,

0:53:45.160 --> 0:53:52.759
<v Speaker 1>being up the n on net. But the boy lads, yo,

0:53:52.920 --> 0:53:55.880
<v Speaker 1>your boy lance v here again dropping all the knowledge

0:53:55.920 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 1>on how to be a true Internet angler, not just

0:53:58.160 --> 0:54:00.760
<v Speaker 1>some poser with a stiff rod in a five connection.

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<v Speaker 1>This week, I'm gonna teach you how to get the

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<v Speaker 1>best fish photos to post online. Okay, so you caught

0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 1>a nice fish. Good for you. It's probably half the

0:54:09.120 --> 0:54:11.400
<v Speaker 1>size of my smallest fish ever. But hey, we all

0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:14.480
<v Speaker 1>start somewhere now. Don't just take a couple of pictures

0:54:14.520 --> 0:54:16.960
<v Speaker 1>and let it go. Let it go, let it go,

0:54:17.600 --> 0:54:20.360
<v Speaker 1>hat tag frozen. This may be the best fish you

0:54:20.480 --> 0:54:23.480
<v Speaker 1>ever fondle. Don't waste the opportunity by getting all sappy

0:54:23.560 --> 0:54:26.239
<v Speaker 1>and looking like a tool. Think about the future, think

0:54:26.280 --> 0:54:28.960
<v Speaker 1>about the gram. Here are the top six tips to

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<v Speaker 1>help you get the most out of that fish numero.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, portable studio. I shouldn't even have to say this,

0:54:37.520 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 1>but if you've got a Gorilla pod to hold your

0:54:39.120 --> 0:54:42.319
<v Speaker 1>cell phone right, I sleep for mar Carilla pods son

0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:45.640
<v Speaker 1>in case some epic fishy ship happens in my dreams.

0:54:46.040 --> 0:54:49.760
<v Speaker 1>It's as critical as your fishing rod. Selfie mode burst

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:52.920
<v Speaker 1>ten second timer. Don't even come at me with a

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:56.640
<v Speaker 1>three second timer. Bullshit. You cannot craft the perfect post

0:54:56.719 --> 0:54:59.600
<v Speaker 1>in three seconds unless you're remember of the Google squad

0:55:00.040 --> 0:55:03.640
<v Speaker 1>hashtag skills for days. So now let's assume you actually

0:55:03.760 --> 0:55:09.080
<v Speaker 1>caught something Numero does. Switch it up. Show for that

0:55:09.160 --> 0:55:11.320
<v Speaker 1>fish around the lake like you're an uber driver on

0:55:11.440 --> 0:55:13.880
<v Speaker 1>a meth bench. At each new spot, put on a

0:55:13.960 --> 0:55:16.600
<v Speaker 1>fresh outfit and grab a round of picks. Run through

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:19.240
<v Speaker 1>your tackle box, pull out all your most expensive baits

0:55:19.239 --> 0:55:21.439
<v Speaker 1>from your favorite brand partners, and then play a game

0:55:21.480 --> 0:55:23.800
<v Speaker 1>I like to call pin the lower on the hog face.

0:55:24.360 --> 0:55:26.879
<v Speaker 1>With the right planning execution, you can turn one hog

0:55:26.920 --> 0:55:29.480
<v Speaker 1>into twenty and spread your greatness out for years to come.

0:55:29.760 --> 0:55:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh and by the way, you need twenty pairs of

0:55:32.239 --> 0:55:35.359
<v Speaker 1>sunglasses because nobody wears the same pair longer than half

0:55:35.400 --> 0:55:41.640
<v Speaker 1>a season. Numero trace spray and for sam Prey, spend

0:55:41.680 --> 0:55:44.200
<v Speaker 1>at least fifteen minutes taking pictures of the fish out

0:55:44.239 --> 0:55:47.320
<v Speaker 1>of water. Don't listen to all that environmental bullshit about

0:55:47.360 --> 0:55:50.400
<v Speaker 1>keeping them wet. Fish breathe oxen just like you, me

0:55:50.719 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 1>and John B. There's plenty of oxygen in the air.

0:55:53.920 --> 0:56:00.480
<v Speaker 1>Hashtag science Numero quatrall act like you've been there. Only

0:56:00.560 --> 0:56:03.440
<v Speaker 1>idiots a softball dad smile for the camera. Even if

0:56:03.520 --> 0:56:05.279
<v Speaker 1>that fish is a p B. I'm gonna wear a

0:56:05.320 --> 0:56:07.319
<v Speaker 1>look on my face like here's what a decent one

0:56:07.400 --> 0:56:14.000
<v Speaker 1>looks like for your reference suckers. Numero O five brim

0:56:14.120 --> 0:56:17.319
<v Speaker 1>up shades on mask off. I'm not losing the sick

0:56:17.440 --> 0:56:20.400
<v Speaker 1>lids or Gucci shades obviously. If I'm wearing them and

0:56:20.440 --> 0:56:23.040
<v Speaker 1>you can clearly see the logos, I'm sponsored by them

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:26.760
<v Speaker 1>or we're in heavy negotiations regarding sponsorship. Meetings and calls

0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:29.640
<v Speaker 1>and ship are happening. But if you can't see my

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:32.040
<v Speaker 1>face because there's a dope ass and sand clown posse

0:56:32.200 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>buff covering my grill, how is everyone going to know

0:56:35.440 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 1>that I'm the one holding the hog? First, I tilt

0:56:38.760 --> 0:56:41.360
<v Speaker 1>my flat brim up just enough, but make sure the

0:56:41.440 --> 0:56:45.440
<v Speaker 1>logo is still showing. Ivy shades are for your protection

0:56:45.600 --> 0:56:49.080
<v Speaker 1>because without them I could see right through you. Also

0:56:49.440 --> 0:56:55.120
<v Speaker 1>shave because beards are hippies. Hashtag modeling tips Numero six

0:56:56.280 --> 0:56:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Kama suit for that beast. Sure we all know the

0:56:59.280 --> 0:57:01.800
<v Speaker 1>basic group and impost and it's a classic for a reason.

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<v Speaker 1>Wide angle, long arms big fish, but don't be afraid

0:57:05.520 --> 0:57:07.320
<v Speaker 1>to mix it up. Hold it over your head like

0:57:07.400 --> 0:57:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Simba created in the front of your junk, lay it

0:57:09.840 --> 0:57:12.239
<v Speaker 1>down on the deck and spoon it. Get creative and

0:57:12.280 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 1>you might just turn into a legend like the dude

0:57:14.560 --> 0:57:17.440
<v Speaker 1>who invented the fish bra. Props to you, Homie for

0:57:17.600 --> 0:57:21.960
<v Speaker 1>real hashtag genius. Worry about how and when to use

0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:25.520
<v Speaker 1>photoshop later, most because I haven't gotten the pirty copy

0:57:25.520 --> 0:57:27.960
<v Speaker 1>of the program. My boy at Call of Doogie said

0:57:28.000 --> 0:57:31.040
<v Speaker 1>he's securing, but first you gotta get the wrong material,

0:57:31.240 --> 0:57:34.480
<v Speaker 1>and that all starts with a dope photo. Don't waste

0:57:34.520 --> 0:57:37.280
<v Speaker 1>a big fish on your case any fish by not

0:57:37.440 --> 0:57:40.480
<v Speaker 1>getting the right picks. If you're not gonna get good shots,

0:57:40.560 --> 0:57:47.120
<v Speaker 1>why even bother going fishing. That's it for me, Lance V. Sorry,

0:57:47.160 --> 0:57:48.880
<v Speaker 1>you had to listen to the rest of this dumbass

0:57:48.960 --> 0:57:51.520
<v Speaker 1>show just to get my moment of shine. If you

0:57:51.560 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 1>can't listen to the ship anymore, you need to go

0:57:53.840 --> 0:57:56.760
<v Speaker 1>peep the Google squad on YouTube. Get with their program

0:57:56.880 --> 0:57:59.439
<v Speaker 1>now before I joined the team and take it over.

0:58:00.160 --> 0:58:03.520
<v Speaker 1>Just mass and googs, mad love, don't you ever answer

0:58:03.520 --> 0:58:10.320
<v Speaker 1>any emails? Man to be young and have the luxury

0:58:10.400 --> 0:58:13.600
<v Speaker 1>of taking four frames of one fish to nail that

0:58:13.760 --> 0:58:16.000
<v Speaker 1>perfect shot. Isn't what the kids are doing these days.

0:58:16.040 --> 0:58:19.280
<v Speaker 1>What the lances of the world. Keep them, keep them everyone.

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I vividly remember taking film to the drug store and

0:58:25.240 --> 0:58:28.640
<v Speaker 1>most of the role on the disposable Kodak point and

0:58:28.680 --> 0:58:32.120
<v Speaker 1>shoot camera was empty. But I couldn't wait the three

0:58:32.200 --> 0:58:34.439
<v Speaker 1>months or whatever it would take to fill the role,

0:58:35.320 --> 0:58:38.360
<v Speaker 1>and I had to have those first five gripping grins

0:58:38.960 --> 0:58:42.080
<v Speaker 1>on the roll back immediately, and I would always just

0:58:42.200 --> 0:58:46.200
<v Speaker 1>take them on half empty camera, only to two days

0:58:46.280 --> 0:58:49.920
<v Speaker 1>later get back blurry and cut off fish. I mean

0:58:50.120 --> 0:58:52.800
<v Speaker 1>you have to. You had to, because if you kept

0:58:52.840 --> 0:58:55.240
<v Speaker 1>that one around like that disposable camera was going to

0:58:55.360 --> 0:58:58.240
<v Speaker 1>get a drop of water at some point and then

0:58:58.280 --> 0:59:01.200
<v Speaker 1>the whole roll shot. Do please, You're gonna make me

0:59:01.280 --> 0:59:03.760
<v Speaker 1>have to go back to therapy. Because the biggest weak

0:59:03.800 --> 0:59:06.560
<v Speaker 1>fish I ever caught I had on a disposable point

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:09.320
<v Speaker 1>and shoot camera. I mean massive. I should have mounted it.

0:59:09.720 --> 0:59:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I should it was it was, It was massive, and

0:59:12.040 --> 0:59:15.120
<v Speaker 1>like two days later I went trout fishing and it

0:59:15.320 --> 0:59:18.480
<v Speaker 1>rolled out of my fishing vest into the water and

0:59:18.600 --> 0:59:21.160
<v Speaker 1>that was the end of that. Yeah, I mean done,

0:59:21.560 --> 0:59:23.760
<v Speaker 1>the fish was delicious, But I don't have a photo.

0:59:24.240 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Your memories probably better because, like to be to be honest,

0:59:27.120 --> 0:59:29.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't have any stories like that. I don't have

0:59:29.720 --> 0:59:32.800
<v Speaker 1>any of my own fish pictures that really stick out

0:59:32.840 --> 0:59:37.320
<v Speaker 1>for me. But I do have entire hard drives of

0:59:37.560 --> 0:59:40.640
<v Speaker 1>other people's fish photos from all my years of guiding,

0:59:40.760 --> 0:59:42.920
<v Speaker 1>right because I was just taking pictures of other people's

0:59:42.960 --> 0:59:45.880
<v Speaker 1>fish and sending them to them. And the weird thing,

0:59:46.080 --> 0:59:48.360
<v Speaker 1>And this is true. I can look back on those

0:59:48.400 --> 0:59:51.280
<v Speaker 1>photos and some of them are well over a decade old,

0:59:51.360 --> 0:59:55.280
<v Speaker 1>and I can remember the exact details of those fish,

0:59:55.440 --> 0:59:58.560
<v Speaker 1>like the whole where we caught them, the weather that day,

0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:02.200
<v Speaker 1>what they ate. But I cannot tell you a damn

1:00:02.320 --> 1:00:04.560
<v Speaker 1>thing about any of the people holding those fish. Like

1:00:04.640 --> 1:00:06.200
<v Speaker 1>I could pass those people on the street and have

1:00:06.400 --> 1:00:08.360
<v Speaker 1>no idea who they are. I don't know their names,

1:00:08.560 --> 1:00:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know where they're from, I don't know anything

1:00:10.720 --> 1:00:13.960
<v Speaker 1>about them. But I remember those fish. I remember the

1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:17.640
<v Speaker 1>stories of their fish. Well. Yeah, and you know, I see,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a people person. But I give you a pass

1:00:20.320 --> 1:00:22.200
<v Speaker 1>on that because you were a guy that was work.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it was just like new people every single

1:00:25.200 --> 1:00:27.760
<v Speaker 1>day day after day, which I think like gives you

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<v Speaker 1>a pass on not remembering exactly who caught what. So

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that makes sense to me. Big fish are

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<v Speaker 1>memorable for you people not so much. But in the

1:00:35.800 --> 1:00:39.080
<v Speaker 1>case I'm about to explain, I actually do remember the

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<v Speaker 1>fish and the angler, and four nights ago and almost

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<v Speaker 1>forty years ago, September twenty one, Albert McReynolds called a

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<v Speaker 1>world record striper in my home state of New Jersey.

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<v Speaker 1>And here in my office check this out right, I

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<v Speaker 1>have one of the original photos of al and that

1:00:58.000 --> 1:01:01.520
<v Speaker 1>massive bass hanging at a local marina. And it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>not a print that somebody made later. Okay, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a copy. It is one of the originals, developed from

1:01:08.200 --> 1:01:12.160
<v Speaker 1>the film that was in the camera. That. Yeah, dude,

1:01:12.200 --> 1:01:14.880
<v Speaker 1>it's it's it's it's awesome, and it's a it's a

1:01:15.000 --> 1:01:18.440
<v Speaker 1>long twisted story about how I got that photo. Okay,

1:01:18.600 --> 1:01:21.000
<v Speaker 1>that I'll save for another time. But right now, since

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<v Speaker 1>we're almost out of time, here comes our end of

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<v Speaker 1>the line segment, a tribute, if you will, to McReynolds,

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<v Speaker 1>a classic lure and his legendary catch. Well that's not

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<v Speaker 1>allowed enough. This week, in honor of the recent passing

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<v Speaker 1>of one of surf fishing's greatest legends and most debated anglers.

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<v Speaker 1>I am calling out a very specific lure, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>the Rebel Minnow Salt Order version five and a half

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<v Speaker 1>inch model black back over silver. And I'm sure many

1:01:59.120 --> 1:02:01.680
<v Speaker 1>of you are familiar with the smaller sweetwater version of

1:02:01.760 --> 1:02:04.160
<v Speaker 1>this classic, right. It's been a staple in the bass,

1:02:04.240 --> 1:02:08.760
<v Speaker 1>pike and trout scenes for many decades. But it's the

1:02:08.880 --> 1:02:13.920
<v Speaker 1>big cousin with those three shiny stainless trebles that caught

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<v Speaker 1>Al McReynolds a seventy eight point eight pounds striped bass

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<v Speaker 1>on the night of September twenty one, nineteen two. For

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<v Speaker 1>twenty nine years, that fish stood as the all tackle

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<v Speaker 1>world record striper, and so Connecticut angler Greg Meyerson took

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<v Speaker 1>an eighty one point eight pounder to the scale in

1:02:34.720 --> 1:02:38.439
<v Speaker 1>two thousand eleven and beat it right now. Meyerson's fish

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<v Speaker 1>was caught from a boat. Mc reynolds landed his from

1:02:41.480 --> 1:02:45.120
<v Speaker 1>the Vermont Avenue Jetty in Atlantic City, New Jersey, and

1:02:45.280 --> 1:02:49.560
<v Speaker 1>it's a catch that has always been shrouded in mystery,

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<v Speaker 1>and many people claim the conditions that night were far

1:02:54.080 --> 1:02:57.080
<v Speaker 1>too rough for al to have even been on that

1:02:57.280 --> 1:03:01.280
<v Speaker 1>jetty casting. Others claim he on the fish washed up dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Some say a commercial fisherman gave him the striper, and

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<v Speaker 1>it has been written about over the years ad nauseum

1:03:09.560 --> 1:03:14.640
<v Speaker 1>spawning pro and anti McReynolds camps within the striper scene.

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<v Speaker 1>But the truth is, despite all the unknowns tied to

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<v Speaker 1>that fish, the bottom line is that it was qualified

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<v Speaker 1>by the I g f A. And the fact alone

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<v Speaker 1>that it was caught off the beach prompts many surfcasters

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<v Speaker 1>to this very day to vow that Meyerson's boat fishes

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<v Speaker 1>quote not my world record. As a young kid, I

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<v Speaker 1>actually got to lay eyes on one of the few

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<v Speaker 1>replicas of the McReynolds bass in existence. And I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you could fit a basketball in its gaping mouth without

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<v Speaker 1>it touching the sides. That's no bullshit. It was far

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<v Speaker 1>wider and taller than me, the eight year old gawking

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<v Speaker 1>at this unfathomable fish hanging in a museum in Bringing

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<v Speaker 1>in New Jersey. And I remember so vividly in that

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<v Speaker 1>cavernous bucket mouth someone had stuck a five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half inch rebel minnow black back over silver. And even

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<v Speaker 1>back then, at that young age. I remember staring at

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<v Speaker 1>that Laura and thinking, there's no way, there's there's no

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<v Speaker 1>way in hell it caught this fish to quote, no effects.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like feeding a tic tac to a whale,

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<v Speaker 1>like a hot dog in a hallway. Now, what I've

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<v Speaker 1>never doubted is that a bass that size would eat

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<v Speaker 1>that lure all right. According to the legend, a school

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<v Speaker 1>of giant striper's had mullet pinned against the rocks that

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<v Speaker 1>fateful night, and that lure that rebel would have matched

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<v Speaker 1>the size and profile of those mullet. But having fought

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<v Speaker 1>big bass in the high forty pound range, knowing their power,

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<v Speaker 1>I could just never get my head around the idea

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<v Speaker 1>that that little hollow plastic rebel lasted for what McReynolds

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<v Speaker 1>claimed was an hour and twenty minute battle on twenty

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<v Speaker 1>pound test mono to boot. So all of those relatively

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<v Speaker 1>small trebles stayed glued in that thick, massive jaw for

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<v Speaker 1>that long during a fight that McReynolds himself said made

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<v Speaker 1>his back ache and caused his forearms to lock. It

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<v Speaker 1>always just seems so damn unlikely. But see that's the fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Without these little questions, without all these little mysteries, and

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<v Speaker 1>there there are a lot more than just the lure

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<v Speaker 1>tied to this catch. It makes me wonder if we

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<v Speaker 1>would even be talking about the McReynolds bass today. The debate,

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<v Speaker 1>the mystique, the allure of the whole thing is what

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<v Speaker 1>has kept the story in the forefront of the surfishing

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<v Speaker 1>and striped basque cultures. And sadly, on Sunday may tent

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<v Speaker 1>Al mc reynolds past away, And though he had fans

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<v Speaker 1>as well as detractors, better or worse, he will live

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<v Speaker 1>on as a legend in the stripers scene, and that

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<v Speaker 1>rebel minnow will forever be known as the lore that

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<v Speaker 1>earned him that status. Right on, Well, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>A cheers to Al, because the truly great fish are

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that come with truly great stories, and and

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<v Speaker 1>that man, that is a great story. That's it for

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<v Speaker 1>you let him up this weekend. Hey, one last note

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<v Speaker 1>just for you, just this week, William, until next time,

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