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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy' COVID nine edition.

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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yest that, Kevin poll No,

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Speaker 1: I do love you all. No, no, all of you. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to point to the ones that I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of pointing at you right there. Nope, not

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Speaker 1: her him, Yep, that's the one. But I digress. Let's

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Speaker 1: mean our Alchemist in no particular order. Shall we say

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Speaker 1: hello to Greig Katkowski? First? What was the last occasion

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Speaker 1: that you wore a bathing suit? Because I don't. I

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Speaker 1: can't picture it like ever picture the Roaring twenties, picturing

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Speaker 1: one of those full lengths strides body suits with a

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Speaker 1: flap in the back for my um. I'm really having

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Speaker 1: a hard time coming up with it. Uh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: can't remember the last time I swam, or I I

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Speaker 1: owned one. I think, yeah, sure, no reason to use it.

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Speaker 1: That's one of the real secrets about Los Angeles that

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Speaker 1: nobody outside of California knows is that we don't go

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Speaker 1: to the beach. Not a thing. It's not who ordered

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Speaker 1: the tomato. There's Jessica Lowe. Colonel jess Up, why did

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Speaker 1: you order the code red? I ordered the mountain dew

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Speaker 1: code red because they haven't seen it on a menu

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Speaker 1: and over ten years. Yeah see, I'm just hearing about

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Speaker 1: this code red mountain dew connection. Jerry. It's delicious. It's

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Speaker 1: very bad for you. It's everything I need in my

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Speaker 1: body right now. Yes, there is an allowance. And let's

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Speaker 1: let's face it. Either you're gaining the quarantine fifteen or

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Speaker 1: you're not. No. One staying stagnant. I am obsessed with

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Speaker 1: gaining exactly one pound. Let's see how we do. Um.

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Speaker 1: Good lord, it's Chris Alvarado. Good lord, Chris, no dis

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about the numbers seventy two through

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Speaker 1: eighty three? I like I like the seventies. I like

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Speaker 1: the seven. It feels like a good if it feels

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Speaker 1: good in my brain. The eight feels chunky, chunky, A

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Speaker 1: little chunky, like two big circles, like chunky, but like

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Speaker 1: seventy two boom. Maybe can I help you maybe visualize

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Speaker 1: the eight as a snowman is a poker term for eight.

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Speaker 1: Snowman still chunky? Hey any up? You know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: I know poker. I got your back. Uh wait wait,

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Speaker 1: check the oven. It's James Eeny Jimmy charcoal gray. What's

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Speaker 1: your favorite thing to wear during this damn quarantine and

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Speaker 1: are you wearing it now? My favorite thing to wear

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Speaker 1: is my fall out Vault one oh one costume that

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Speaker 1: I made, but it's too hard to wash, so I

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Speaker 1: only wear it on special occasions because I made it

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Speaker 1: with electrical well it's actually yellow duct tape. But second

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Speaker 1: best is this outfit right here. This vest is the

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Speaker 1: best I got married in. I love a vest with

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Speaker 1: a lapel. I'm just gonna say it always been a fan.

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Speaker 1: Uh you got married in that vest. You were wearing

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Speaker 1: nothing else as I was wearing. I was wearing a

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Speaker 1: different shirt and a different tie, but I had this

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Speaker 1: vest on in the wedding. It was an outdoor bo

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Speaker 1: hoo style wedding. Joey was there and was he the

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Speaker 1: best man? Because that doesn't make any sense. Its so funny.

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Speaker 1: This is almost an embarrassing thing. We didn't let any

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Speaker 1: of our friends sit at the wedding. They had to

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Speaker 1: send at the like building and watch the wedding from afar. Now,

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Speaker 1: in our wedding photos, we have a whole bunch of

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Speaker 1: tea chairs. So before the quarantine, you decided to quarantine

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Speaker 1: your friends from your wedding. Day of wedding, he comes

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Speaker 1: into where we are, like all of us are getting

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Speaker 1: He's like, guys, and he's pretty nervous, and he's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, naturally and and understandable. He's like, so, um,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you should I'll do my day. Guys,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you should do you should come

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Speaker 1: to you should come to the wedding. We're like why.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I just don't know, and I can tell

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Speaker 1: don't I didn't know what was happening, but I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to respect the groom rather than choosing who gets

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Speaker 1: to sit in here. No one does, so we're like,

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Speaker 1: suspecting that maybe there was someone on either side of

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Speaker 1: I mean, or maybe that we'd like cause us something.

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Speaker 1: So we we were like, all right, we'll just chill.

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Speaker 1: We end up going to the the wedding party hammered

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Speaker 1: we don't We like joined the party at Gear eight.

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Speaker 1: We had a blast. It was a really really fun one,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure, but what you can remember from it was

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Speaker 1: incredibly very little. And James remember Joey's behavior that day,

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Speaker 1: one of the groomsmen, and I don't think it would

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Speaker 1: be appropriate for me to tell the stories of my

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Speaker 1: frustration with it. Somebody taking pills and getting to ft up.

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Speaker 1: You know, well they know who they are, don't they.

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Speaker 1: They do. There was only one groomsmen doing pills at

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Speaker 1: my wedding. His name is mog No. I'm working so

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Speaker 1: well behaved, that's true. That's potentially why it was funny.

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Speaker 1: Joe blow below my sink? Would you rather take your

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Speaker 1: chances with the virus or atten day? Five hour easter

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Speaker 1: zoom dinner man? This is crazy? You know what the

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Speaker 1: zoom because I'll tell you why, Because uh, I can

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Speaker 1: leave when I want, howevers, I can't nice. You know,

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Speaker 1: I can't get out, so I have not one true

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Speaker 1: So thank you for that. All right, let's do a

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Speaker 1: damn show first. A note from Patreon v I P

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Speaker 1: member Corey Booth, who wrote we need more of Joey's

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Speaker 1: Can I have twenty dollars? Lady? I have listened to

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Speaker 1: that episode at least a dozen times just because I

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Speaker 1: can't stop. Can I get that's her? Does she have

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Speaker 1: a name? By the way? Uh? And yet no? Alright,

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Speaker 1: for the moment that I'll put it back on you,

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Speaker 1: Corey Booth, give the Can I have twenty lady? A name?

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Speaker 1: Won't you? Um? And thank you, Corey Booth. Our v

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Speaker 1: I P from the Patreon. All of our scene suggestions

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Speaker 1: listener emails. If you'd like to submit your listener email,

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Speaker 1: please write to the podcast at your name here at

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Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com. That's your name here at alchemy.

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Speaker 1: This doctor doesn't help Joey see. Number one comes from

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Speaker 1: Patreon al come Aniac Joseph, who wrote Kevin my next suggestion.

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Speaker 1: The CDC creates a SWAT team to respond to people

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Speaker 1: not complying with social distancing. You're awesome. I love what

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Speaker 1: you do, Joseph. All right, team, we are on route

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Speaker 1: to public parks, beaches, any open space. Can the area

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Speaker 1: all right? Captain? You're breaking up? Breaking up? Captain? Can

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Speaker 1: you hear me? No? I can hear you. Okay, we

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Speaker 1: are all in separate tubes. Can you hear me? I

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Speaker 1: heard something about your wife? Someone my wife? What do

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Speaker 1: you hear about my wife? I can hear you? Just fine?

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Speaker 1: Hold up? What's going on with my wife? What did

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Speaker 1: you hear? She's not a witch? She is not a witch?

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Speaker 1: Wife got we got surprise party invites from your wife,

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Speaker 1: and we're not supposed to tell you about it, but

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Speaker 1: I think we need to let you know we're headed

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Speaker 1: to break up the party for you, Hank, Why would

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Speaker 1: you why would you say that we're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: c d C members swatting out these people breaking rules

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Speaker 1: and it's his wife's fault. There I said it. Sorry man, sorry,

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Speaker 1: cap Look, if it's a party, if it's a party

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Speaker 1: for me, I think we can let it slide, all right.

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Speaker 1: I think we can let this one slide. Okay. And again,

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Speaker 1: she's not a witch, she's not a witch. Well, we

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Speaker 1: have heard that that that's going around. Okay, she's not

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Speaker 1: She's got a pointy hat. That's just the way her

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Speaker 1: head is. Any hat she wears, it looks like that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right now listen, listen up. We got one job

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Speaker 1: to do after my surprise party. How many people were invited?

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Speaker 1: That's it? Just all right. Whatever we're told we're not

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Speaker 1: going the tea room. It doesn't matter what your wife

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Speaker 1: on this? Yeah, that's exactly what she said. In the

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Speaker 1: garage is a smaller room than anywhere else in your house.

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Speaker 1: This is allowed to be there. She kind of cackled it.

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Speaker 1: To be honest, she's not a witch, all right. You

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Speaker 1: gotta believe it. You gotta believe Cap Brinton. She's not

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Speaker 1: a witch. All right. Now, Look, we're gonna get in there,

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Speaker 1: have some cake, and I hope you brought up present.

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Speaker 1: If you didn't, you will be reprimanded. Have you never

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Speaker 1: seen her on or near a broom? Of course, she's

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Speaker 1: on all the time. Loves sweeping, loves, sweeping, loves kids.

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Speaker 1: M hmm. Okay, Now we gotta focus up. We got

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Speaker 1: one job to do. What is it today, cap We

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Speaker 1: got to disperse any group of people that are out

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Speaker 1: open spaces. What if they're out there because of essential needs?

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Speaker 1: Now we take them down? All right? No one outside

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Speaker 1: is that clear? Mask? Gloves still not good if you

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Speaker 1: see masks and gloves. Walk around, Papa, Papa. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: going to my positivity walk, Okay. I believe that I

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Speaker 1: and just spraying the world of positivity. You're a good boy,

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Speaker 1: have time to pick me up, that would be so nice. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: wet cough. Okay, okay, okay, I'm going on that positivity walk. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I love you, Papa, Papa. Yes, what is it? I

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Speaker 1: have a baked m a protein of cookies for all

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Speaker 1: of our neighbors. I'm going to go deliver them to

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Speaker 1: every single neighbor, Mrs White, Mrs Vasquez, Mr Domino, I

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Speaker 1: want to deliver all the cookies so they can stay

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Speaker 1: you are a good girl. I I raised you right

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Speaker 1: particularly Mr Domino. I think it's gonna like that cookie.

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Speaker 1: I am so proud of you. And if you have

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Speaker 1: a moment to pick up a kombucha for me, oh yes,

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Speaker 1: I will try to find the kombucha man. Okay, he's around.

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Speaker 1: I know he's around the somewhere. He stop up to

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Speaker 1: talk to Mr Kambucha. Ma, what do you need that?

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Speaker 1: I would like a one ginger lemonade the kombucha for

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Speaker 1: my papa. A little girl out to wait your damn time?

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Speaker 1: Who's next? Who was next? I was? Have you served

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Speaker 1: veterans yet? What? Um forces? Serving active military? I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to know, you want to know for what?

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Speaker 1: I just want to know if you've if you've served them,

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Speaker 1: what do you care well like? I just want to know.

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Speaker 1: This little girl wants to come butcher for her father.

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Speaker 1: But instead, I'm talking to you. Why are you talking

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Speaker 1: like this? When you kicked her out of the line,

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Speaker 1: there was a line. CDC swat CDC, swat down the fingers.

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Speaker 1: What do you have their, little girl? You got a

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Speaker 1: bunch of cookies there? He hasn't trying to deliver protein

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Speaker 1: the cookies to all of my relatives. I'll do neighbors.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to give him stra little back. Wipe

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Speaker 1: down those cookies, white down. Who got the Clark's wipe?

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Speaker 1: Wipe them down? I dude, yes, good haul, good haul. Alright,

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Speaker 1: Necessarily me, I'm playing a fat guy, right. Well, he's

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Speaker 1: out of here. What's going on with your router? Well,

415
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:22,199
Speaker 1: here's what happens. My dog was scratching at the court

416
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: and it took the cord out, but I was able

417
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 1: to plug it back in and it seems like I've

418
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,360
Speaker 1: still got high deaf Netflix. So I'm good. So you're

419
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,280
Speaker 1: you're playing around with your dog when you should have been.

420
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:37,879
Speaker 1: You've got the high super HD. It's like almost four K.

421
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: Everybody has that. Everyone has that standard and um leaving

422
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Speaker 1: the courts alone. Now now welcome to Lepeti, the most

423
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,199
Speaker 1: popular French restaurant in all of the valley. Uh here right,

424
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Speaker 1: Today's specials salmon, of course, scargo, h cargo and uh

425
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: it's short for scargo. Is that short for scargo or

426
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 1: is that another dish? Cargo? That's correct? And the last

427
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,360
Speaker 1: one you see you didn't answer me? Is it? Um?

428
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: Is it short for scargo or is it another dish one?

429
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 1: Why don't you shut the funk up and let the

430
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 1: chef tell us what the specials are? Well, look, I

431
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 1: he's not gonna come to never goddamn table, all right,

432
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: he's standing on the bar. I might as well ask

433
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: the question. Why why must you ask anything? Because I

434
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: went out the hell? I mean he just said, Sam,

435
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how the hell is cooked. The chef

436
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 1: is there. Let's listen to the chef. Please well that please,

437
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: please please, I'm sorry it is my fault. English is

438
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 1: not how do you say, I don't know first language? Yes, yes,

439
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 1: not easy for me. Um, how about this? Bring your

440
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:55,719
Speaker 1: attention to the last special love the day? That is?

441
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: That is umb? The hell about the other two? What

442
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: is called? We call it? Jacob? Jacob? It is a

443
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: a small baby. Um. Yeah, that was a salmon cooked

444
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: uh fried fried baby fried baby legs. Uh. The tummy

445
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 1: comes baked and baby legs. That and and the brain

446
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 1: it must be a language thing, I mean, and the

447
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:29,200
Speaker 1: brain is tartar is the salmon on a bet of

448
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: jasmine rice? The salmon I want? I don't know. Just

449
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,280
Speaker 1: as soon as he said salmon, I got really excited

450
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: about salmon. It's the cargo another dish? I car, please

451
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: you have? You just choose one, two or three? And honey,

452
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: I think I want the salmon. That salmon does sound good,

453
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,520
Speaker 1: but I don't know. That's number three sounded really good.

454
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,800
Speaker 1: The fried baby, like, what the hell is? And what

455
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 1: does the cargo? The cargo I think has to be

456
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: unloaded first, so I'm not gonna wait for that. So

457
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: it's a great that's what you're the same thing? Yeah,

458
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,719
Speaker 1: just a mystery box or something uncooked food potentially. Are

459
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: you saying crepes create create a great crepes? Great? Thank you? Okay,

460
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: now it is me, the chef. I'm going to take

461
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,200
Speaker 1: your orders. I'll start with this love the couple here?

462
00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: Where the hell are the servants for YouTube? Man? Have

463
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: you've never been to lapite Le Petit chateau before? This

464
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: is how it works. The chef I've been the chef,

465
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: barely speaking, comes out, addresses the entire restaurant. It tells

466
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: them what their options are, table table too. Seriously, why

467
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: don't you work with him? He's a great chef. What

468
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: are you gonna be a dick? I mean, I'm table one?

469
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:46,200
Speaker 1: Are you Okay, I'm not talking to you. What the

470
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: hell I heard you wanted to be salmon? But the

471
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 1: Jacob is also very good? This Simon year. Now, I

472
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna go with the salmon. Okay, now that

473
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: it comes on the bed of jasmine rice. So it does?

474
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: It does ja? It does for you. H'll take I'll

475
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: take the Jacob. The Jacob terrific. Is there a wine

476
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: pairing with that? There is? Yes, it's called Mama's milk.

477
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 1: Say that right, Mama's me don't know that's correct? Chef

478
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 1: now that's correct, chef. Okay, thank you. I mean anything

479
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: you say is correct if we don't know what it is.

480
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: And I get the baby legs, uh by the olive

481
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 1: cart the baby legs Ali carte okay, fried baby legs. Okay.

482
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: So we're just calling out and you take our order.

483
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: You shut me down before. Okay, I'm now coming to you, sir. Okay, great, yeah,

484
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: I I you don't. I'm gonna try the cargo. I

485
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: gotta know what the hell that is. Okay, cargo special. Okay,

486
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: did you maybe you can just do ether neet, you know,

487
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 1: rather than go through WiFi. Well, if I don't plug

488
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: it all the way in, the WiFi is just not

489
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: going to give me the super HD Netflix I'm looking for,

490
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: God damn it. You know again, I don't want to

491
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 1: be a stickler. Everyone has HD, and just saying super

492
00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 1: HD Netflix doesn't make it any other any other delivery

493
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: of if WiFi, then you don't have super HD Netflix.

494
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 1: Look sir, we gotta get this WiFi connection thing fixed

495
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: and then we're gonna go out there and see whether

496
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: people are serving and eating babies out there. Okay, alright, alright,

497
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 1: so you're telling you what there wait a minute, I'm sorry. Uh,

498
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: you're telling me that not all of our Netflix subscribers

499
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: are using either not cables and therefore can't get the

500
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: super HD. That's what I'm saying, sir. Yes, so that

501
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 1: some of them are using WiFi? Yes? Or most most

502
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: people are using WiFi? Yes, sir? And do you in

503
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:46,000
Speaker 1: fact no what WiFi stands for? Simpson? Uh? What inferior? Funk? Fuck? Fuck?

504
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, sir, I don't. Clearly you don't.

505
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know, sir. Do you know what?

506
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to interrupt, Just want to let you know

507
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 1: there's a full catered lunch outside. There's baby knuckles okay, yeah, funnels?

508
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: Whether you know? Whenever you're ready to go out and

509
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:05,840
Speaker 1: pick yourself a plate, fried baby legs. Yes, there's fried

510
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: baby legs. Can I get a plate? Sure? I'll but

511
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:14,719
Speaker 1: went together for you, Thank you very much. Brenda and Thompson.

512
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: You don't you don't get a plate? Now? Send Simpson

513
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: in here? Is that me? I'm simp Do you want

514
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: do you want me to come in and out? Do

515
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 1: you want me to walk into just turn around? Wow,

516
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: looks like you are almost do uh, welcome to the hospital.

517
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. It's pretty customary for expecting mother's parents to

518
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: take a walk through the hospital so they know what

519
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: they're going to be in for the day of the

520
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: of the birth. So, um, yes, can I get it?

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00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: Can I get a wheelchair? I'm exhausted. I haven't sure,

522
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: of course, of course. Please please have a sleep. Now

523
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take you on this tour. It's gonna be

524
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,440
Speaker 1: about five minutes. I'll show you the various rooms and

525
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: where you're gonna be, or I can tell you about

526
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 1: another option. I'm interested. I like that. I hate it

527
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: when people talk to me for over five minutes. I'm

528
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,960
Speaker 1: with you, I'm with you. How do you How does this?

529
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: How does dollars in cash sound to you? Right now?

530
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,440
Speaker 1: It sounds amazing. I'll do anything. You and I we

531
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,600
Speaker 1: are on the same level. Now. Look, I'm a doctor,

532
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:31,720
Speaker 1: but I'm also a baby dealer. Oh here's what I'm saying.

533
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 1: You look beautiful, ma'am. Thank you. Great jeans. I'm surprise

534
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: you can still fit into them. I'm surprised too. Now

535
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: now there's a market for delicious, delicious baby. You're salivating

536
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: all over me. Sorry, have you ever had fried baby thigh.

537
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:59,360
Speaker 1: I've never been rich enough. Oh exactly, I'm a doctor.

538
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,279
Speaker 1: I can afford with that stuff. But now I can

539
00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,919
Speaker 1: make your dreams come true. So if you're interested, I'll

540
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 1: wire that money to you, and instead of you coming

541
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,839
Speaker 1: to the hospital tomorrow when you were too you come

542
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,880
Speaker 1: to my place. I take care of it. I know

543
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: a chef, bing bang boom. I'm sorry, I'm a married man, Walter.

544
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. We're gonna have to shut down Little League.

545
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: There's just not enough kids anymore. There's not enough kids.

546
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure the next season of kids are

547
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 1: going to come in. It's sports. When you say there's

548
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: not enough kids for the little thing, you mean, I'm sure.

549
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:41,720
Speaker 1: Maybe we just gotta do some next season of kids.

550
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to bother you guys. Has anyone seeing the

551
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: Kokowski kids? The Kokowski kids used to be on my

552
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,480
Speaker 1: baseball team. But I think, right right, they're supposed to

553
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 1: meet me here, they're supposed to meet Are you a

554
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: relative of theirs? Are you just some crazed man who's

555
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 1: asking I am I run this part? What's going on?

556
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:05,879
Speaker 1: All right? Well, sir, what are you doing here? I'm

557
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: a shaperne for the Kokoski kids. Watching all the questions here,

558
00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,759
Speaker 1: have you seen the kids or not? I haven't seen

559
00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: the kids. Watch't pizza parlor? Thank you? What the hell

560
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: is going? What did you season the kids? I'm just

561
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 1: saying that every baseball season, a fresh bunch of kids

562
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: sign up. Understand what I'm saying is the last two

563
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 1: seasons we've been down kids. Well maybe we gotta advertise,

564
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: so maybe we put up that this that's been to

565
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: my house as if you would please, I'm very excited

566
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: to hear about the new batch of babies that you

567
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: brought for us with a black market. If you could

568
00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: describe DC what kind of babies are we talking about? Okay, okay, okay,

569
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,919
Speaker 1: tell me this doesn't get your goat? How delicious does

570
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: Norwegian jew sound? Hold on a second, pete, the goat

571
00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 1: put a socket? Thank you? Ah? What kind of jew? Norwegian?

572
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 1: That sounds pretty nice? Let me strong very strange, please

573
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 1: please please let me see how this gets my go pete.

574
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: What do you think Norwegian jew? Oh? With tomato sauce,

575
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: oh and garlic bread? Keep talking alright, fat so, Look,

576
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,520
Speaker 1: everybody in this town apparently is eating babies, But you're

577
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: the only one who was slow enough that we could catch.

578
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten any babies. Yeah yeah, come on, every

579
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: everyone's eating baby. There's no children left in this town.

580
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,239
Speaker 1: Come on, people are buying infants at eighty tho pop

581
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:55,920
Speaker 1: and twent bucks. I don't know how financially that's working out.

582
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: What what is it? Cap? We're having problems with the

583
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 1: WiFi in the station. We need to back at the station.

584
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 1: But you're the only one who figured you stay. You

585
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,840
Speaker 1: stay right here and don't any more babies. Oh I

586
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: would never. Oh yeah, of course you will look at

587
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:15,720
Speaker 1: your cheeses. Okay, and now for the final course here

588
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: at Uh, there is no it wasn't it wasn't great

589
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: for the record, there is no choices. It's chef's choice. Uh.

590
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 1: You will all be getting out a cup of green baby,

591
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:43,760
Speaker 1: a boop, green baby, a poop, big great baby pop delicacy.

592
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: And there you are. Now, please place the towels over

593
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 1: your head so as not to let to the aroma escape. Yes,

594
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: close your eyes. My towel is dirty towel to put

595
00:38:56,320 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 1: them over your heads, wet and dirty, and let there

596
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 1: you go. Oh this is nice, Yes, thank you. Can

597
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 1: I get a new towel. It's I don't know, no,

598
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: really hitting the mommy portion of my tongue. Yes, yes,

599
00:39:16,239 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 1: and that concludes experience. It really hits the back of

600
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 1: your vula. Okay, Now, if you can all step up

601
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: and pay cash or venom me pay cash. I only

602
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: have a car. That should have been told us before

603
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:35,320
Speaker 1: we sat down to eat. Sorry, sir, it's eight hundred

604
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 1: and forty eight dollars eighty dollars for an open crate

605
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: of cheese and cabbage with this cargo was Steve listen,

606
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: I want you to go to let Petite Something, this restaurant.

607
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: I've been there, kay. I want you to go in there,

608
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 1: and I want you to do everything you can. I

609
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: want you to disrupt everyone's meal. I want you to

610
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: be the worst patron in any restaurant has ever experienced. Really,

611
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: I can't tell you I already did that. What do

612
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 1: you mean when I ate baby shit? And I had

613
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: a wet crap towel over my neck and then my

614
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: hair couldn't get that smell out for a while. And

615
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: rate of cabbage and cheese, the salmon, it was raw

616
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 1: on a bed of jasmine, uncooked rice. It was hell.

617
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:23,359
Speaker 1: It was now ma'am. Um, I'm so glad you chose

618
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: to sell your baby. Um. There was one issue, Um

619
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: during the delivery, the wife I cut out. Oh oh god,

620
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 1: So you know that's a problem or not. Definitely not HD.

621
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 1: Definitely not h D because we kept the cord. You understand,

622
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: So here's what we can do. You didn't plug the

623
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: ethernet into the router. I mean, this is unbelievable. Most

624
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 1: women dollars. I wanted super HD baby. You didn't pay

625
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:59,959
Speaker 1: a d We're paying you. That's right now. Most women

626
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: who come in here are a little more high death

627
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest. Okay, yes, yes, The intersection of

628
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 1: those two things is salmon. Okay, yes, okay, okay. My

629
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: baby is going to be like the most delicious locks

630
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: that have ever well assisted you got locks, baby. At

631
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 1: this point, we're going to use your baby for parts

632
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: because it's going to be appetizers. No entrees available here.

633
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 1: As soon as the HD cut out, it got wonky.

634
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 1: The grade lowered agreed to that. Have you seen ugly delicious?

635
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: I wanted you too ugly delicious my baby. I wanted

636
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,440
Speaker 1: you to cook him under rocks on a beach that

637
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: are hot. I wanted him to be a full locks baby.

638
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,480
Speaker 1: That isn't your choice, ma'am. The only thing you can

639
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: say yes or no two is how you want me

640
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: to pay you the eighty thou dollars. Okay, Reginald, listen,

641
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 1: we're try to lay down some tracks. We appreciate you

642
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: coming in today. Full Locks Baby, I guess is the

643
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:21,799
Speaker 1: name of your song. So whenever you're ready, we're recording Boom.

644
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 1: I got my babies, back babies, back babies, back knock babies.

645
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I stopped playing when you started singing. Uh, yeah,

646
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: that's the that's a meat thing. Yeah, Phil, what's the problem, Phil?

647
00:42:50,000 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: I man, Uh, this guy's energy freaked me out. Yeah,

648
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I are you ready to go? You'll make

649
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 1: some adjustments. Yeah, I'm just talking to make eye contact

650
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: with Plenny start singing. You got me in a trance.

651
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:20,879
Speaker 1: It was just all right, let's go again. This will

652
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 1: me take two? Full Salmon baby, locks Baby, Sorry, full

653
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: locks Baby, can you get your keep? Bring your music again?

654
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:45,919
Speaker 1: And I want my baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry again.

655
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was playing. I forgot my melody.

656
00:43:51,239 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: This guy, this guy's energy just freaks you. It just

657
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: freaks me out. Why we're all we're all studio musicians.

658
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 1: We are, Yeah, we are. You're the thing. But yeah, okay, um,

659
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,360
Speaker 1: so what's the problem. I'm gonna take a break. I

660
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: can't take a break. I paid you by the hour.

661
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,440
Speaker 1: I just forgot what I'm supposed to play. I forgot.

662
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: I really don't even know to put my atrement at

663
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: the moment. Your energy is just if you can put

664
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: a handle on his energy, how would you describe it?

665
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: I mean, freaky, freaky, freaky. It's just like I look

666
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: in his eyes, I see babies. But but I'm looking

667
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:41,760
Speaker 1: at a man. I'm looking at an adult man who's

668
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: too heavy, just too heavy. I'll tell you what. Let's

669
00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 1: just try one more and then we call it a day. Alright,

670
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:54,080
Speaker 1: one more, here we go and three two boom boom boom. Okay,

671
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,960
Speaker 1: now we're going all right. I want my baby spacks,

672
00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: baby spacks, baby spack. Say so, we're not gonna use me,

673
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: We're just not gonna have me. Well, I didn't think

674
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: you were coming. I never heard you. I was I'm

675
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:17,359
Speaker 1: afraid that's our show today. Me. Bless each and every

676
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: damn ridiculous one of you. Uh let's thank all of

677
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: our alchemists. Thanks. Check to see if we got a

678
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,800
Speaker 1: third scene. I don't feel it in me. No, sorry,

679
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 1: just kidding. Scene three comes to patron v I p

680
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:40,680
Speaker 1: Paul Hatton, who wrote Hike Kevin. My dad taught me

681
00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: to always start with something positive or hot. So here

682
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: I go. Dad's Chris and Joey. You're my gylhs pause

683
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 1: for high fives. I love you, but I can't keep

684
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: this al command crime to myself. I'm sure you've heard

685
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: about the latest Make a Wish scandal. They were on

686
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:08,280
Speaker 1: the way to grant some icelantic kid Icelandic kid wish

687
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: when they discovered the kid was actually a genie. Love

688
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 1: Paul Hatten from Maryland. Check it in for American Airlines

689
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 1: flight to Icelandic. Yes, here it is. That's one an ID. Yeah,

690
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,560
Speaker 1: there you go. Okay, do you wait for one more

691
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: form of identification? My mail is not good enough. We're

692
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: asking your mail, sir. No, this is a gas bill.

693
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm his mail. Hey, maybe I have a

694
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,279
Speaker 1: boarding passes here and I have both of our I

695
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 1: d s here. Well, thank you very much. You're clearly

696
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: the organized one. Yeah maybe you? Oh, I did all

697
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 1: my setups in the way over here? Were you talking

698
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: to him? Do you call him babe? No? I say,

699
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: I handed him to stuff and I called you babe.

700
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: What the hellse what? What do you? What are you

701
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:06,520
Speaker 1: doing this? Because you're so handsome? I don't know, but

702
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: it's like it's like a twenty hour flight that we're

703
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 1: gonna be on. Yeah, you want to start a fight now? No, No,

704
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 1: I was saying, I did my setups just like you

705
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: asked me to. You know what, why don't you go?

706
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: The maker wish said you first? You you do it? No,

707
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 1: they want both of us, they're no do they do?

708
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 1: They do they? You know? They purchase want you? Sam?

709
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:31,480
Speaker 1: What are you talking to me or him? You're okay? What?

710
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: You're great, You're hot, you're smart, you're strong. Okay, okay, okay, okay,

711
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: okay maybe board Yes you may. Both of you have

712
00:47:44,600 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 1: a terrific flight. Thank you take a place. Welcome to

713
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: rek you vic Air. He may I give you some

714
00:47:55,640 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 1: nice cold nuts to make your flight more enjoyable. I mean,

715
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: you guys are so hot, and thank you, thank you

716
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,960
Speaker 1: so arny for you. Here is an extra pair of

717
00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: nuts for each of you. Well, we already have an

718
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 1: extra pair. We we like each other. We don't like you, ma'am.

719
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: That's too bad. Yeah, like you like each other very much.

720
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: We're you just got a huge fight before we got

721
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,280
Speaker 1: on the plane. He has a lot of insecurity issues,

722
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: and that's okay because we're working through that. What the

723
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 1: hell are you doing? You're just gonna air all my

724
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,839
Speaker 1: ship out right now? It's just her. No one else

725
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 1: is even Let me tell you know what. I'm gonna

726
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: tell you about something about him. Okay, ma'am, you don't

727
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: have to steak around for this. If you, I would

728
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 1: love to. You're the only two passengers on this entire flight. Okay, go.

729
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 1: He can't go to sleep unless there's a music plane.

730
00:48:53,520 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 1: What do you think about that? And and baba, Yeah,

731
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: there's a specific song that just puts me out and

732
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 1: I need it. Okay. I guess I'm not perfect there,

733
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: I'm not perfect. Yes, I'm saying, if it bothers him,

734
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: why don't you listen to earbuds or you know, noise

735
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: canceling head? No, thank you. I don't know how you do.

736
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: In icelandic in America, we listen to our music the

737
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:29,800
Speaker 1: way we want to, which is out loud, mess, mess,

738
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: excuse me. I'm sorry. My husband and I was seated separately,

739
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: and I'm hoping one of these two gentlemen could switch seats.

740
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 1: Did not see you on the plane down here? Yes?

741
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:44,160
Speaker 1: Thank you? So we love to switch. One of these gentlemens,

742
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: would you switch with my husband? Couldn't wait? Okay, fantastic, Roger, Roger, honey, Okay,

743
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,400
Speaker 1: one of these, one of these two fagolas would love

744
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: to switch seats. And if the hell is wrong with you, lady,

745
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: what the hell is it? You know what? I want

746
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:08,920
Speaker 1: to get in another flight with my husband? Okay. We

747
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: are here at the kid's house. Okay, we're gonna knock

748
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 1: in just a moment, but I want you and I

749
00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:16,200
Speaker 1: to be good. We're gonna grant this kid a wish

750
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 1: or his wishes to hang out with two hot dads. Okay,

751
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 1: I'm knocking, knock, knock, knock, Yes, come in please, Hey, Hi, Hey,

752
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: what's up? Hello? Are you are the Delphs? I ordered? Yeah?

753
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, order, Yeah, that's funny way to put it. Yes,

754
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: we are here. We understand that you are sick, and

755
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: we want to make your day a little better. I

756
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 1: am very sick. I'm dying. Okay, did you want to

757
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 1: us to take our shirts off or you know, do

758
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: anything cool? That would be nice to start with. Well,

759
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just dribble this basketball like shooting doors? Is

760
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: that ze cool? Yeah? Absolutely, I can't notice. You're um,

761
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:06,080
Speaker 1: you can't notice. I'm just gonna say, I can't help,

762
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,400
Speaker 1: but notice part of me I'm told on what is

763
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: going on? That kid is blue. He's sick. He's sick.

764
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,319
Speaker 1: That's why he has a whisp instead of legs. He's

765
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: got like just air. Is that with that little whispy

766
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 1: it's a little air part. It's just way he's sick.

767
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 1: He's sick, okay, kind of sickness. No, I don't know.

768
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,880
Speaker 1: Maybe he's got Does he have a little ponytail on

769
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 1: top of his head? I don't know. I don't know.

770
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,879
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just sick anyways, wearing a red belt. Look, look,

771
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell they do it Niceland.

772
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of trolls if here ogres

773
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 1: that curse keep people in all that crap. A lot

774
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: of old ship here, a lot of old ship. Okay, okay,

775
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: so let's just do the job. Get the hell out

776
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: of here. Okay, what is our job? Exactly? Our job

777
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 1: is to make a wish? Fair? Okay, young man, Okay,

778
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 1: I'm listening again. Okay, what's your name? My name is

779
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: gun Gooner. Okay, nice to meet. So here we are.

780
00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 1: What can we do for you? Budd Hey, what the

781
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: fund is going on here? Dooner? You still owe me

782
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:11,879
Speaker 1: two wishes? Who are these guys? Oh? No, oh, who

783
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,759
Speaker 1: are hey? Hey, Sara, back up this kid. This child

784
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,760
Speaker 1: is sick. Okay, child, and we're the one making wishes. Okay, buddy,

785
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, dooner, what are you

786
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 1: doing with these guys? Um? They have come all the

787
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: way from America to grant my wish, to bring your wish.

788
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: You're my Genie, Genie Genie. I know that word, Genie, Genie,

789
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,839
Speaker 1: Genie Genie Tumberly. And she lived down the block from us.

790
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I remember Genie. She was like a jumper.

791
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: You guys are trying to get wishes from my Genie.

792
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,399
Speaker 1: You're barking up the wrong tree. Get out of here,

793
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:51,560
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, put that knife. Yeah look you're American. Were American?

794
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 1: All right? Look we we we get this Okay, we're

795
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 1: from Make a Wish Foundation. Do you understand you know

796
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,640
Speaker 1: I had to use one of my three wishes to

797
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: get out here to Icelandia. Okay, so I don't know

798
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 1: I have to use it. Yeah what I said, Iceland. Well,

799
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Listen, I've got two more wishes, and

800
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,160
Speaker 1: if you're not careful, I'll wish you guys out of existence.

801
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 1: Please do what please do? Alright, gooner, I wish okay,

802
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 1: slighting it properly never existed. You wish that these two

803
00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 1: guys never existed existed? Okay, your wishes granted. Hey, Tanya,

804
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:48,680
Speaker 1: sorry to just come under your office, but uh, some

805
00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: of the maker wishes that we've been receiving from the

806
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: you know, the kids side and all that, Uh, they're

807
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 1: just flooding in here and we're not really vetting kind

808
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,360
Speaker 1: of who's who's getting the wish. I just want to

809
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: kind of bring it to your attention. You know, Tom

810
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:07,799
Speaker 1: Brady is starting he's kind of given up on this

811
00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 1: whole thing, Like he can only go to Disneyland so

812
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: many times. So we find some other guy. Well, I

813
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,320
Speaker 1: mean there's a lot not there's not that many kids.

814
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:20,319
Speaker 1: The seasons of kids are getting shorter and shorter, and uh,

815
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:25,480
Speaker 1: we're getting here. Seasons of kids is frequently right, right,

816
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: and and so maybe I just this is my hunchy hunch,

817
00:54:30,520 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: but maybe they're magical creatures that are asking for the witch. Now. Look,

818
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:36,360
Speaker 1: I know I'm probably get fired for saying that I

819
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:40,400
Speaker 1: get it, But that's what my that's what my gut says.

820
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I've always thought that, you know what, here's

821
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: my badge, here's my gun. I get it. Make a wish?

822
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:51,920
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, do we not. There's no one else, no

823
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: one else has that. Okay, I'll take it back. I'll

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Speaker 1: take it back. Um, Roger, tell me exactly what you think.

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Speaker 1: Do you think these are magical creatures who are wanting

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Speaker 1: wishes from make a wish? Yes, yeah, exactly. I mean

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Speaker 1: I don't have more clear it can be. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's fairly obvious. I mean, look at the letters that

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Speaker 1: we're getting. I mean, look at this paper. Look at

830
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Speaker 1: the paper feels like water. That makes a guy nam sense,

831
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Speaker 1: That makes no sense. Only magical creatures could have this. Now. Look,

832
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Speaker 1: I grew up on a farm. Neighbors were witches, goblins

833
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:34,279
Speaker 1: were living underground. I'm familiar with the magic world. So

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Speaker 1: what do you mean that this is a Make a

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Speaker 1: Wish follow up visit? Is this standard? Yeah? Yeah, they're

836
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Speaker 1: saying that I'm still sick or what. Yeah, we're just

837
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,560
Speaker 1: just checking on me, making sure you're good. Do you

838
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:47,600
Speaker 1: mind checking the back room tiny making sure see if

839
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Speaker 1: there's okay? Yeah, so, uh, just checking in on your

840
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Speaker 1: your sickness. I'm clearly a sick Icelandic child and that's

841
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Speaker 1: some sort of magical creature. No, of course, of course

842
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't think you wouldn't be. It was good, that's right, beauty.

843
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:10,480
Speaker 1: Look at horse. It's got a horn and wings. Crazy,

844
00:56:10,520 --> 00:56:12,759
Speaker 1: the horns going right off it's back. What the hell

845
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Speaker 1: is this? What the hell is this? Guner? Supposed to

846
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:18,440
Speaker 1: be a unicorn? But the guy dam horns coming off

847
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:26,200
Speaker 1: its back. That it's a little bit of Kyle, what

848
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:28,560
Speaker 1: the hell you doing back here? You're telling me you

849
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: used one of your wishes to go to Icelandia. Well,

850
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:35,000
Speaker 1: it was I wanted to have a dream house mansion

851
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: in Islandia, and it turns out there was no such place.

852
00:56:38,719 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 1: So I went to Iceland then to make sure two

853
00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: guys who were there didn't ever exist. And then your

854
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: third wish was to come back to Kansas City. It

855
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 1: was probably a mistake to come back to him. It

856
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: wasn't a steak, asshole. Well, I was worried. Okay, I

857
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 1: thought that maybe I changed the spacetime continuing with my

858
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,000
Speaker 1: wish of making people. Probably did, but we still got

859
00:57:00,040 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: live in this fucking studio apartment. Now my bad knock knock, hello, ship,

860
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 1: your rent is due. Hello, Hey, Bubba Bubba, just give

861
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 1: us one second. You know, you know Kyle went went

862
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: to Icelanda and he knows the genie. So we're gonna

863
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 1: have you went to Iceland. Yeah, you have money for

864
00:57:17,720 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 1: a ticket and going across the countries, but you don't

865
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 1: get money for rent. Listen, the money, the money was spent.

866
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. I got to hook up to

867
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: a genie. Uh, we'll get your rent by the third. Hey, Bubba,

868
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:33,320
Speaker 1: Bubba bubba, what if what if we pay rent this

869
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 1: month by introducing you to this genie? He gives you

870
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:37,640
Speaker 1: a wisch No no no no no no no no

871
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: no no. What do you say to that? Maybe maybe

872
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:46,400
Speaker 1: you got you got to do it. Thank you, Hey,

873
00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna get you to meet the Genie and

874
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: you were going to get the wishes. Now he's gonna

875
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:53,320
Speaker 1: get the witches wiches. My wish would have been to

876
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 1: pay rent well, I mean that would have been a

877
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 1: great wish. But now we're gonna let him have wishes. Look,

878
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: we're not good at wishing, and maybe that speaks about

879
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: the type of people we are. Yeah, even thinking about

880
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 1: that now, I mean it's all I've been thinking about

881
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 1: since I got back to this stupid studio apartment Kansas.

882
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,360
Speaker 1: You know, nothing sounds sadder than a wish wasted the

883
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:20,560
Speaker 1: wasted wishes? Who wants for wasted wishes? I don't want

884
00:58:20,600 --> 00:58:26,640
Speaker 1: what that means? Huh what for wastes gets? It gets

885
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: me in my head and it gets it gets me

886
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: out of my head. I want my babies, backs, babies, backs, babies, sacks.

887
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:47,520
Speaker 1: Turn that music off that I believe is our show today. Wait,

888
00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:51,040
Speaker 1: there's one more scene. No, thank you all so much.

889
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Speaker 1: Thank you out there for listening and hanging with us.

890
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:57,160
Speaker 1: We hope we're bringing something to your lives. Please let

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892
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893
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Speaker 1: the Alchemists, starting with miss Jessica Loo, thank you so much.

894
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Speaker 1: How's puppy great? Excellent, um, and thank you so very

895
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Speaker 1: much for joining us, and stay healthy please uh. And

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Speaker 1: Craig Kokowski, thanks for having me as always. Hope everybody's

897
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Speaker 1: staying safe and healthy out there. Thank you for that.

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Speaker 1: Let's post some photos of your kids if we can

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Speaker 1: on Instagram, coming up, okay. Chris Alvarado, thank you, buddy,

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Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. And just a quick uh note

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Speaker 1: to the people out there, Joey Greer has been doing

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Speaker 1: a good job doing some alchemy this live stuff on

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Speaker 1: our Instagram, so keep following that, keep checking in there

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Speaker 1: because it's a lot of fun to internect the listeners.

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Speaker 1: Chris and I have done a hang with Joey on there,

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Speaker 1: a live one, and we're gonna be doing some more

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Speaker 1: of those, so look for those to Thank you for that, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Maybe the next one will be with Craig Ktkowski or

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Speaker 1: Jessica Low you don't speaking of which, James Heeney, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much, buddy, thanks for having me. Yeah. Every Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: you lama alive. Man help me. Thank our wonderful producer

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Speaker 1: and engineer of the stars who makes the recording all

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Speaker 1: am your host, Kevin Pollack, love you so damn much.

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Speaker 1: Please stay extremely healthy until next time. Alchemy yea and

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