WEBVTT - A Jimmy Kimmel Tell All 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:01.560 Man, what's handing? 0:00:01.680 --> 0:00:01.800 Man? 0:00:01.840 --> 0:00:04.080 You got more Shaan Bismall Lynch. 0:00:04.120 --> 0:00:07.480 Doug Hendrickson and Gavin Knewsome And you're listening to politics 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:20.639 to be, you know, to be. I don't know what 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.560 the hell you did last week, but I was running 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:27.880 around in cartel tunnels last week, hanging out at the 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:31.400 border down there, hanging out with pandas from China. 0:00:31.480 --> 0:00:36.040 So did you bring what's that? Did you bring some 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:36.960 work back? Though? 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.760 By the way, one thing you learned about the tunnels, 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:43.320 those are two way cartel tunnels. It's not just the 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:47.240 drugs coming in, it's the cash and the guns going out. 0:00:47.320 --> 0:00:50.160 It's a hell of you come up on though. Did 0:00:50.200 --> 0:00:52.000 you get a couple? You know what I mean? 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.800 No? 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.440 How many tunnels you're down there? I don't know how 0:00:57.480 --> 0:00:59.360 many tunnels, thousands of how many tunnels? 0:00:59.400 --> 0:01:01.560 It's a crazy thing. I know everyone talks about building 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:04.800 a wall, but it's what happens below the surface that's 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.400 almost impossible to detect. So I had an opportunity to 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.520 go down to the border, but also went down into 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.360 one of these tunnels. And when they go down into 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:15.360 the tunnels, the border patrol and others actually have to 0:01:15.360 --> 0:01:19.080 bring narcan down there because of the residual fentanyl that's 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:20.040 often left behind. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.400 So you're saying you went down in a tunnel to 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:25.440 get high. So you went down low to get high, 0:01:25.880 --> 0:01:26.679 is what you're telling me. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:31.280 Load to get high. Just but it's a reminder you 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:36.240 can get high walking and climbing over those damn border walls. 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:38.720 But it I'm serious, We don't They don't even know 0:01:39.120 --> 0:01:41.400 how many tunnels are out there, and they've been finding 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:44.440 more and more tunnels. The technology is pretty primitive, but 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.600 it's pretty basic. I mean, you just go in. There's 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.200 little rail lines where they move people and they move 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:54.640 the narcotics. And when I say move people, the tunnel 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.120 that I was at, they discovered there was dozens and 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:01.920 dozens of people, particularly Chinese that were so you've seen 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:02.360 some people. 0:02:02.640 --> 0:02:04.800 There was some people in there and passing while you 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:07.400 was going through there, Like hey, so now I'm just 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.480 on my way to America right quick. But hey, look, 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:13.200 you got my vote when I get over there. 0:02:13.480 --> 0:02:15.440 It doesn't work like, oh, you're sounding like the right 0:02:15.480 --> 0:02:17.639 wing talking points. You get my vote when you're. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.240 Hey, man, I'm just saying if you let me, just 0:02:20.360 --> 0:02:22.320 let me slide through this tunnel one time for the 0:02:22.360 --> 0:02:23.919 one time I get it, you know what I mean, 0:02:23.960 --> 0:02:25.560 when I get over there. Look, you know you got 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:27.600 to vote, but feel that's not. 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:30.920 How we're By the way, the human trafficking is becoming 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:34.480 even as big lucrative wise in terms of just money 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:36.880 as them drug trafficking. 0:02:36.360 --> 0:02:39.520 Which is crazy, they just selled the whole person. It's 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.160 bad man. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:43.040 The human trafficking, which a lot of people are coming 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:48.600 just for, well, they're actually paying off those that they 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.560 are the traffickers, and they end up paying them off 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.120 for the rest of their life, not only in terms 0:02:52.120 --> 0:02:55.320 of sex trafficking, but just hard labor for the rest 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.440 of their life. But others are just paying off these 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:00.760 cartels at the border of seventy five hundred bucks. Some 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.840 cases it's tens of thousands of dollars depending And if 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.960 they don't pay, we're starting to see a lot of 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.600 folks that have been shot on site if they haven't 0:03:08.600 --> 0:03:09.600 paid the traffickers. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:13.160 So if they know this, right, if they know that 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:17.760 the highs is so much dope coming in this motherfucker. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:20.000 Because look, it was a point at time, I had 0:03:20.040 --> 0:03:21.760 a couple, you know what I mean, I had a 0:03:21.760 --> 0:03:24.520 couple you know, I mean family members that down passed 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.440 away from fucking with that uh, with that fitting all 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:33.799 you feel I'm talking about that shit getting that shit 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.600 getting through bruh, and that shit getting through at large 0:03:37.840 --> 0:03:40.520 amountains though, you know what I'm talking about, And if 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.480 they know where it's coming from, it like with them, 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.800 why you just don't go there and just be like, hey, look, 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.800 take it out. Let me get that fitting all right quick, 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:49.560 going back about your benning, But that shit is fine 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:50.720 in its way through though. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:54.280 And massive quantities and the irony and is it. You 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:57.840 don't need a massive amount of that drug to be deadly. 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:02.560 It's cheap, it's easy mixed with other drugs. It's all 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.680 over the country. It's leading to tens of thousands of overdoses, 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:09.480 and the vast majority is coming in through the Mexican border. 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:12.280 But it's also a lot of the precursor chemicals that 0:04:12.400 --> 0:04:15.120 come into the component parts are coming from China. And 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:18.560 it was interesting as with the Chinese ambassador the day 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:22.200 after I was at the border and we discussed some 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:25.039 of the work that the Biden administration is doing with 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:28.920 President She to address precursor chemicals. So to answer your question, 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:32.800 Marshaan is. They're trying to deal with what goes into 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:36.039 Mexico and trying to try to hold the line on 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.520 those chemicals before those chemicals are converted to fenol and 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.280 then they come into the United States. I put three 0:04:41.360 --> 0:04:46.440 hundred and ninety four men and women from the National 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:50.679 Guard to support our counter narcotics and our interdiction efforts, 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.760 to support the folks down there at border patrol. That's 0:04:53.760 --> 0:04:56.040 why I was down there with our National Guard men 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.440 and women that are so how. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:03.880 Much coming through they're not. There's not like the old days. 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:05.200 I don't know what y'all don't even know what the 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:08.279 old days were. But we we got we got folks 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:09.120 doing the right thing. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:13.880 Uh. I know what a fit going for a brick 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:17.120 of fitting off, going for some stupid right now, you know, 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:20.640 talking about on the street that shit keeping the economy moving. 0:05:22.080 --> 0:05:24.200 But Gavin, I appreciate your work this week. I want 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:27.440 to acknowledge our partner Gavin because guess what he since 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:29.520 the Hall of Fame game last week, he is now 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:32.960 eligible for the Hall of Fame next year, and so 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:37.600 our guy right here this time next year might be 0:05:37.640 --> 0:05:39.640 walking into Canton in the Hall of Fame he should 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.360 be and what do you how does it so now 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.440 he's eligible, since he's five years removed from his last game, 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.520 to be in the Hall of Fame next year. I 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:50.799 do believe we'll be sitting here next year and Marshawn 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:53.800 to be wearing the yellow jacket on the podcast, So 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:59.320 Marshawn congratulates being being a first year of eligibility this 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.960 year coming up, it's gonna be a fun year and 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:01.920 fun ride for all of us. 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.719 How many people? How many people get in every year? 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:07.479 There's about five that get in every year. There's there's 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:10.320 probably a list of ten newcomers this year that are 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:13.840 on the ballot, of which I would believe Marshaan's in 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:16.120 the top two or three of the new list. I'm 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.960 not gonna name the other names. And then there's obviously 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:20.120 guys that from the past years that are eligible too 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.520 that didn't get in. But look, we've got a great 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.320 chance and I think we'll be there. And no, it's 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:27.160 it's gonna be a fun year, Gavin, because like I said, 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.320 this is kind of the build up now to that 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.000 next class. You can hear a lot of stuff about 0:06:31.000 --> 0:06:33.119 Marshawn these next eight nine months. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:34.520 So is this part of it? Is it kind of 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.280 like getting an oscar? You gotta work the refs. Right now, 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:38.000 you're sort. 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:40.880 Of promoted talking about I think I've got to go 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:43.720 on tour some shit like that, do you. I gotta 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:47.160 start campaign and mother fuck supposed to be my a Jane. 0:06:47.720 --> 0:06:50.160 I will be campaigning for you hard. Today is my 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:51.479 first day of campaigning for you. 0:06:51.560 --> 0:06:52.280 Okay, this is it. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:54.800 This is the start of I'm gonna go high and 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:57.000 hard for a long time the whole year, Gavin, you 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:59.360 and me are going to be on the trail promoting 0:06:59.360 --> 0:06:59.760 more Sean. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:01.839 Let me ask you, is this like politics? Do you 0:07:01.880 --> 0:07:04.760 take down your opponent or you just out there promoting yourself? 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.320 Tell me the truth. I got to go through a 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.760 couple of motherfuckers under the bus and. 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:11.080 Ship bron telling the truth. You guys must do op 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:14.840 research on your other running backs, try to trip them up. 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:16.520 Come on, tell me the truth or this is like 0:07:16.520 --> 0:07:19.360 a love fest and I'm just I'm there rooting for 0:07:19.440 --> 0:07:20.239 the other guy. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.120 Because the other running backs, you know what I mean, 0:07:23.520 --> 0:07:26.680 I don't got to play against them, so I you know, 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.560 I mean, it ain't nothing but more power mode. 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:32.480 Respect, to him to be we're we're at right now 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.640 after you know, all these years when he came out 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:37.280 in two thousand and seven to be considered for the 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:39.360 first ballot, which is very, very rare. I don't know 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.440 the numbers of running backs have been in first ballot, 0:07:41.480 --> 0:07:44.200 but I believe we will be in a good shape 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.160 spot Gavin. So it's gonna be a fun run. 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.640 I love it you get a bonus or something, mar Shawn, 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.280 you're gonna pay him a bonus if you get in 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.360 the Hall of Fame or just you know, acknowledge him 0:07:52.360 --> 0:07:53.400 at the speech. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:54.920 Now that I ain't got nothing to do with his 0:07:55.000 --> 0:07:57.480 ass that was in my body, that you give me 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:58.000 a bonus. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.800 Shit, Hey, Gavin, his agents, we don't. We don't charge 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.880 on bonuses, unfortunately. 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.360 Because if I got in, then he's like, oh yeah. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.000 You know when you go out recruiting, you know, the 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:10.160 next generation the players like, oh yeah, I got I 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:15.240 represent Hall of Fame running back? How many? How many 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.000 Hall of Fame guys you got right now? 0:08:17.520 --> 0:08:19.160 Well, you'd be my first Hall of Fame guy, so 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:19.520 it'd be. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:23.120 It'd be pretty So I'm your daddy, Why you're my son? 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:27.320 Look at my baby boy, I see you. Look man, 0:08:28.040 --> 0:08:30.280 look they told me as a black man, you don't 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:34.280 want be first to do nothing. But dang, right now, 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:39.160 if I'm your first one, then that just solidified you. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:44.480 No longer call me mar shine shine, mister Lynch b 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:50.320 small d A d d I wow, daddy made, but 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.960 the one that raised you understand. And I don't call 0:08:53.000 --> 0:08:55.679 you s O N. I call you s you in 0:08:55.880 --> 0:08:58.480 because you shine son understand. 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.160 But guess what, guys, we have a we have a 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.720 great guest coming up and uh, I think he's ready 0:09:04.720 --> 0:09:05.440 for us right now? 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:08.400 What is What does Jimmy Kimmel know about the Hall 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.640 of fame? He'd be in his own hall of fame, 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:13.720 his own hall of fame for late night? 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.920 What's up with your bland? What's handed? 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.839 How you doing cool? 0:09:29.920 --> 0:09:31.520 And big dog? What's the word? 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:31.760 I know? 0:09:31.840 --> 0:09:31.960 Ah? 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.400 My bad, my bad, But I had to say, tell 0:09:35.160 --> 0:09:38.280 you know what I mean. Nobody knows what you mean 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:41.760 more than me. Marchin'. See look man, that's hey, We're 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.760 gonna hold a special bomb. That's right. 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.920 So Jimmy, you speak Marshan because man, I can use 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:49.079 a translator sometimes. 0:09:49.120 --> 0:09:50.920 Brother, Look here you go, gab and get off that 0:09:51.000 --> 0:09:51.679 square ship. 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:51.880 Man. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:55.040 I told you gotta let your nuts hang, man, Just hey, 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:56.960 kick back and let it flow. 0:09:57.080 --> 0:10:00.360 You understanding is great advice you do have to You're 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:01.720 not saying yeah. 0:10:03.160 --> 0:10:04.200 Thank you from both of you. 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:04.679 Really? 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.679 Yeah, Doug, you're the agent, save me, buddy. 0:10:07.920 --> 0:10:10.240 No, you know what, here's the deal. I Marshawn's let 0:10:10.240 --> 0:10:11.880 it hang for a long time, have let him ride 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:13.880 with it, and it's worked so far, so all good. 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.080 But Jimmy, thank you for coming on the show. We 0:10:16.120 --> 0:10:18.720 really appreciate it. Man, my pleasure, glad to be here. 0:10:19.080 --> 0:10:21.320 Thanks for hanging with us. By the way, what what 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.480 I just saw this? What the hell happened to Huey Lewis? 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:29.240 Well, yeah, Huey Lewis is my good pal. Effect Huey 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:31.680 Lewis is the guy that got me into fly fishing, 0:10:31.679 --> 0:10:37.000 which I know you were an avid ficcionado of Huey 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:40.480 Lewis has many years disease. Marshawn, do you know who 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:41.360 Huey Lewis is now? 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.199 Because if you wasn't looking and couldn't see my face, 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.560 I was about to hate you with that? Who did? Yeah? 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:48.360 How old are you? 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:48.880 Marshaun? 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:49.719 Exactly? 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:52.960 You know I mean some people would say, you know, 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:54.000 I mean I'm twenty one. 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:59.000 Yeah, lest week, you're too young for Huey Lewis. You've 0:10:59.040 --> 0:11:02.560 seen Back to the Future, right he Oh yeah, yeah, 0:11:02.679 --> 0:11:04.920 you know the power of love from Back to the Future. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:09.760 That's the power of love. The heart of rock and roll. Okay, 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:11.400 you know he said he had a lot of hits 0:11:11.440 --> 0:11:13.320 in the eighties. Anyway, he's a good pal of mine, 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:17.480 and he's lost his hearing. He's got something called many 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:20.680 years disease, so he can't sing anymore. And so we 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:23.000 thought out, maybe we'll try to sell a TV show, 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.280 and Fox was interested and they bought a Uh we're 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:29.920 developing it, is what they say. And so we're writing 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:32.360 a script and hopefully we'll have a TV show for 0:11:32.440 --> 0:11:33.760 Huey Lewis coming up. 0:11:33.880 --> 0:11:37.320 Oh you writing it? I'm no. 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:39.839 A guy named Kirker Butler is writing it and I'm 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.559 producing it. 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:45.719 Okay, because look, man, motherfucker's had me. You feel me 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.360 like I was back in school and Shit had me 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:49.800 doing my homework on you and shit though, right, and Dan, 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:53.760 I found out you was behind Crank Anchors. 0:11:54.160 --> 0:11:55.520 That's right, that's my show. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.120 Yeah, dog Da Shit used to have it rolling, Bro, 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.640 I'm talking about on my back though. You feel me? 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.720 You I said, oh ship all the time. I ain't 0:12:04.760 --> 0:12:06.560 even know that that was you that did that, but 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:10.240 I'm like that ship was too funny, bro, thank you, 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:10.600 thank you. 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.880 Yeah, that's those the old days Comedy Central. 0:12:14.000 --> 0:12:16.079 God. So you just be coming with hits and ship. 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.319 I try, you know, not as many hits as you, 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:22.400 but I you know, I've delivered a. 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:25.679 Few them different kind of his though. Them ships, them 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.200 ships affected body and they affected you know what I mean. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.080 They affect the brain. Yeah, they got they got this 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:34.800 new UH. There's new medicine that they've been putting out 0:12:34.840 --> 0:12:39.160 on the UH on the UH on the market, that 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:41.959 kind of counteract that get your body feeling right, get 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:44.800 your head feeling right? Is that right? Is it? Take? 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.199 It takes you to a It ain't that they call 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.760 your uh your happy place. You know what I'm saying. 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.720 Is this something that our governors didn't stand? 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:54.680 Well? 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:57.240 UH? Is a medical breakthrough? 0:12:57.320 --> 0:13:01.080 Is it? Hey? You know what? And it worked? You know, 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:04.760 it worked all the way down to my mama. You 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:07.040 know what I mean? Now, can you feel me? We 0:13:07.080 --> 0:13:08.839 could bind on some ship, you know, I mean the 0:13:09.360 --> 0:13:12.760 old school aches and pains that a motherfucker had. You 0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:14.880 feel me, you get a little bit of this. Uh. 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.360 I gave my parents some gummies. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:20.560 And my parents have never smoked anything in their lives 0:13:20.679 --> 0:13:23.679 or done anything. They've never got be they barely even drink. 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:26.120 And and it was really it was. It was a 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.320 fun experience. It was I mean, I wish they were 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:30.880 high all the time. To be honest with. 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:33.960 You, theyre more personable. 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:34.199 Huh. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:36.280 You know that was one at the time, you know, less, 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:39.080 less of an edge. Here's there I made. I made 0:13:39.080 --> 0:13:40.480 a breakthrough with my mama. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.640 Yeah, I mean, hey, Jimmy, speaking of that, I've I've 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:45.880 long admired your career and what you've done, obviously from 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.640 crank anchors to radio and a comedy. So growing up, 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:53.400 I'm curious, were your parents fine, because obviously you you know, 0:13:53.640 --> 0:13:55.320 did you grow up in the show business household? Were 0:13:55.360 --> 0:13:57.400 your parents funny? You do crack jokes with them? 0:13:58.480 --> 0:14:01.520 How was it funny? My dad funny? But everyone else 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.880 in my family is funny. My mom was class with 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:05.880 in her high school in Brooklyn. She went to a 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:09.040 huge high school in Brooklyn, New York, and she was 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:13.880 She's funny and everyone. All the women in our family 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.600 are very funny. My grandfather was very funny. It's just 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:19.760 one of those things like you can't really you can't 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:22.120 be part of our family unless you're funny. My dad 0:14:22.200 --> 0:14:25.240 is funny, but not intentionally. He's got his own kind 0:14:25.280 --> 0:14:26.840 of humor, which is. 0:14:26.880 --> 0:14:28.760 You got no it ain't know so it ain't no 0:14:28.960 --> 0:14:33.720 uh no, like no sensitivity in the household, because it's like, 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.520 you come in this house, you better be on your 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.360 shit otherwise you gonna get you your as gonna get roasted. 0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:43.680 There is zero sensitivity. There's all you know what. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:46.080 We probably got more in common than than you think, 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.360 because I mean, I'm telling you, you come into my 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:49.840 house look fresh. 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:52.200 I'm telling you, isn't it funny? 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:52.440 You know? 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:56.200 For me, like everybody, I became the famous comedian Marshaun 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:59.920 became this funny football player that everybody loves. But I 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.600 they know that there are at least six people in 0:15:01.640 --> 0:15:03.840 my family who are funnier than I am. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:07.520 And you be like that though. It is like that 0:15:07.600 --> 0:15:09.800 because I got people in my family that I know 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.480 for show way better athlete athletes than. 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.680 Possible that there's not a Lynch Family reality TV show. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:18.840 I mean, it seems like it seems like a no brain. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:23.440 I'm a Lynch, Mama Lynch Starry and then Marshawn co star. 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.520 We need for real, Noah, because we kind of, you know, 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.000 we kind of we kind of stayed away from the uh, 0:15:30.000 --> 0:15:31.920 away from the cameras and ship, and you know, we 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:35.040 made it like a family affair. So but when you 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:37.600 do get that rare opportunity to do see some of 0:15:37.640 --> 0:15:39.760 that ship you talking about, some hold on where the 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:41.800 fuck this dude been at her? Where she been at 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:45.000 this whole time? Because this motherfucker is funny. 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.680 Well, Jimmy, I know, I know you will. I know 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:50.040 you went to school in Vegas. Jimmy, Marshawn's living in Vegas. 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:51.640 Maybe you can go out there. How about we do 0:15:51.680 --> 0:15:54.400 a reality show with you, you and Marshawn go back 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:57.840 to Vegas live in a house together, and uh, that'd 0:15:57.880 --> 0:15:58.600 be pretty interesting. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:15:59.240 That might be. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:01.360 It might be hard for me to do my job, 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:04.640 but I would be definitely interested in seeing Marshalls you. 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:09.640 Had and the motherfucker YEA, our whole, our whole you 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.960 know what our whole life would be like? The goddamn 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:13.800 uh A crank anchor skit. 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.320 I don't see why not, you know, I who do 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.720 you think is on the mount rushmore of weed? Who 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:21.960 do you guys say is on that? I mean Snoop? 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:23.200 Obviously he's got to be there. 0:16:23.200 --> 0:16:25.760 I mean, yeah, I mean the left. 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:25.840 The right. 0:16:25.880 --> 0:16:30.480 But this, by the way, Marshall, this one, I will defer, 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:33.280 as they say, Marshaw on this one. 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:36.480 Brother Willie Nelson's got to be on it. Bob Marley, 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.600 Bob Marley, under, well, we're gonna have to put more 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:42.120 than four heads on the same, Snoop. Of course, you 0:16:42.400 --> 0:16:43.600 Chong have to be on them. 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:45.320 Oh nice, nice. 0:16:45.960 --> 0:16:48.320 I think I've seen some with uh with Cheech and 0:16:48.400 --> 0:16:51.400 Chong on. I think he was doing some with the 0:16:51.520 --> 0:16:54.200 Matt Bournes and and Staks and they were saying, you know, 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.520 that was off of play play. Now, I don't know 0:16:56.560 --> 0:16:58.920 how much I can believe it, you know what I mean? 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:01.120 Because they looked at how the motherfucker while they was 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.520 doing that thing. You fear me? But see though, I 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.639 got a couple, man, I got a couple of knocks 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:07.400 in my family that you feel me the all day, 0:17:08.080 --> 0:17:09.639 you know what I mean? I know y'all think smoke 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:11.800 Snoop smoke a lot, but you feel me though. I 0:17:11.880 --> 0:17:15.080 got a cousin. I'm talking about this like a chimney. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:20.400 I'm talking about it's almost like every time I turn around, 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.680 he got a blunt in his mouth and he rolling one. 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.680 Matter of fact, it's a gap belief. You feel me? 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:28.760 So he trying to get ye know what I'm talking about. 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:30.639 He trying to get high high And I'll be like, 0:17:30.800 --> 0:17:34.840 damn bro like, and you work with kids, I'm like, 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:39.840 how you if you understood, If you understood, then you 0:17:39.920 --> 0:17:43.119 understood in order to deal with them, a boy, sometimes 0:17:43.119 --> 0:17:46.520 you got you gotta be out your right mind. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:50.000 This has to be the weirdest podcast ever, right, I. 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:52.680 Don't worry though. They said it get better though with time. 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:55.280 It's better, yes Jesus. 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.520 By the way, hey, speaking of time, how many times? Well, 0:17:58.320 --> 0:18:01.280 we'll talk another day about how much of that's going 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:05.199 on during the NFL season. That's why I'm just that 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:08.560 whole drug testing regimen there is a little questionable. I'll 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:10.960 just leave it at that. We're talking about you, Marshawn. 0:18:11.280 --> 0:18:14.960 I'm just saying that's what I'm here second third hand, 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:15.760 that's what I hear. 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.920 Marshawn. Have you ever been in this situation where you're 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:21.679