Speaker 1: Man, what's handing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: You got more Shaan Bismall Lynch.
Speaker 3: Doug Hendrickson and Gavin Knewsome And you're listening to politics
Speaker 3: to be, you know, to be. I don't know what
Speaker 3: the hell you did last week, but I was running
Speaker 3: around in cartel tunnels last week, hanging out at the
Speaker 3: border down there, hanging out with pandas from China.
Speaker 1: So did you bring what's that? Did you bring some
Speaker 1: work back? Though?
Speaker 3: By the way, one thing you learned about the tunnels,
Speaker 3: those are two way cartel tunnels. It's not just the
Speaker 3: drugs coming in, it's the cash and the guns going out.
Speaker 1: It's a hell of you come up on though. Did
Speaker 1: you get a couple? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: How many tunnels you're down there? I don't know how
Speaker 2: many tunnels, thousands of how many tunnels?
Speaker 3: It's a crazy thing. I know everyone talks about building
Speaker 3: a wall, but it's what happens below the surface that's
Speaker 3: almost impossible to detect. So I had an opportunity to
Speaker 3: go down to the border, but also went down into
Speaker 3: one of these tunnels. And when they go down into
Speaker 3: the tunnels, the border patrol and others actually have to
Speaker 3: bring narcan down there because of the residual fentanyl that's
Speaker 3: often left behind.
Speaker 1: So you're saying you went down in a tunnel to
Speaker 1: get high. So you went down low to get high,
Speaker 1: is what you're telling me.
Speaker 3: Load to get high. Just but it's a reminder you
Speaker 3: can get high walking and climbing over those damn border walls.
Speaker 3: But it I'm serious, We don't They don't even know
Speaker 3: how many tunnels are out there, and they've been finding
Speaker 3: more and more tunnels. The technology is pretty primitive, but
Speaker 3: it's pretty basic. I mean, you just go in. There's
Speaker 3: little rail lines where they move people and they move
Speaker 3: the narcotics. And when I say move people, the tunnel
Speaker 3: that I was at, they discovered there was dozens and
Speaker 3: dozens of people, particularly Chinese that were so you've seen
Speaker 3: some people.
Speaker 1: There was some people in there and passing while you
Speaker 1: was going through there, Like hey, so now I'm just
Speaker 1: on my way to America right quick. But hey, look,
Speaker 1: you got my vote when I get over there.
Speaker 3: It doesn't work like, oh, you're sounding like the right
Speaker 3: wing talking points. You get my vote when you're.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, I'm just saying if you let me, just
Speaker 1: let me slide through this tunnel one time for the
Speaker 1: one time I get it, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: when I get over there. Look, you know you got
Speaker 1: to vote, but feel that's not.
Speaker 3: How we're By the way, the human trafficking is becoming
Speaker 3: even as big lucrative wise in terms of just money
Speaker 3: as them drug trafficking.
Speaker 1: Which is crazy, they just selled the whole person. It's
Speaker 1: bad man.
Speaker 3: The human trafficking, which a lot of people are coming
Speaker 3: just for, well, they're actually paying off those that they
Speaker 3: are the traffickers, and they end up paying them off
Speaker 3: for the rest of their life, not only in terms
Speaker 3: of sex trafficking, but just hard labor for the rest
Speaker 3: of their life. But others are just paying off these
Speaker 3: cartels at the border of seventy five hundred bucks. Some
Speaker 3: cases it's tens of thousands of dollars depending And if
Speaker 3: they don't pay, we're starting to see a lot of
Speaker 3: folks that have been shot on site if they haven't
Speaker 3: paid the traffickers.
Speaker 1: So if they know this, right, if they know that
Speaker 1: the highs is so much dope coming in this motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Because look, it was a point at time, I had
Speaker 1: a couple, you know what I mean, I had a
Speaker 1: couple you know, I mean family members that down passed
Speaker 1: away from fucking with that uh, with that fitting all
Speaker 1: you feel I'm talking about that shit getting that shit
Speaker 1: getting through bruh, and that shit getting through at large
Speaker 1: amountains though, you know what I'm talking about, And if
Speaker 1: they know where it's coming from, it like with them,
Speaker 1: why you just don't go there and just be like, hey, look,
Speaker 1: take it out. Let me get that fitting all right quick,
Speaker 1: going back about your benning, But that shit is fine
Speaker 1: in its way through though.
Speaker 3: And massive quantities and the irony and is it. You
Speaker 3: don't need a massive amount of that drug to be deadly.
Speaker 3: It's cheap, it's easy mixed with other drugs. It's all
Speaker 3: over the country. It's leading to tens of thousands of overdoses,
Speaker 3: and the vast majority is coming in through the Mexican border.
Speaker 3: But it's also a lot of the precursor chemicals that
Speaker 3: come into the component parts are coming from China. And
Speaker 3: it was interesting as with the Chinese ambassador the day
Speaker 3: after I was at the border and we discussed some
Speaker 3: of the work that the Biden administration is doing with
Speaker 3: President She to address precursor chemicals. So to answer your question,
Speaker 3: Marshaan is. They're trying to deal with what goes into
Speaker 3: Mexico and trying to try to hold the line on
Speaker 3: those chemicals before those chemicals are converted to fenol and
Speaker 3: then they come into the United States. I put three
Speaker 3: hundred and ninety four men and women from the National
Speaker 3: Guard to support our counter narcotics and our interdiction efforts,
Speaker 3: to support the folks down there at border patrol. That's
Speaker 3: why I was down there with our National Guard men
Speaker 3: and women that are so how.
Speaker 4: Much coming through they're not. There's not like the old days.
Speaker 4: I don't know what y'all don't even know what the
Speaker 4: old days were. But we we got we got folks
Speaker 4: doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: Uh. I know what a fit going for a brick
Speaker 1: of fitting off, going for some stupid right now, you know,
Speaker 1: talking about on the street that shit keeping the economy moving.
Speaker 2: But Gavin, I appreciate your work this week. I want
Speaker 2: to acknowledge our partner Gavin because guess what he since
Speaker 2: the Hall of Fame game last week, he is now
Speaker 2: eligible for the Hall of Fame next year, and so
Speaker 2: our guy right here this time next year might be
Speaker 2: walking into Canton in the Hall of Fame he should
Speaker 2: be and what do you how does it so now
Speaker 2: he's eligible, since he's five years removed from his last game,
Speaker 2: to be in the Hall of Fame next year. I
Speaker 2: do believe we'll be sitting here next year and Marshawn
Speaker 2: to be wearing the yellow jacket on the podcast, So
Speaker 2: Marshawn congratulates being being a first year of eligibility this
Speaker 2: year coming up, it's gonna be a fun year and
Speaker 2: fun ride for all of us.
Speaker 3: How many people? How many people get in every year?
Speaker 2: There's about five that get in every year. There's there's
Speaker 2: probably a list of ten newcomers this year that are
Speaker 2: on the ballot, of which I would believe Marshaan's in
Speaker 2: the top two or three of the new list. I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna name the other names. And then there's obviously
Speaker 2: guys that from the past years that are eligible too
Speaker 2: that didn't get in. But look, we've got a great
Speaker 2: chance and I think we'll be there. And no, it's
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a fun year, Gavin, because like I said,
Speaker 2: this is kind of the build up now to that
Speaker 2: next class. You can hear a lot of stuff about
Speaker 2: Marshawn these next eight nine months.
Speaker 3: So is this part of it? Is it kind of
Speaker 3: like getting an oscar? You gotta work the refs. Right now,
Speaker 3: you're sort.
Speaker 1: Of promoted talking about I think I've got to go
Speaker 1: on tour some shit like that, do you. I gotta
Speaker 1: start campaign and mother fuck supposed to be my a Jane.
Speaker 2: I will be campaigning for you hard. Today is my
Speaker 2: first day of campaigning for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is it.
Speaker 2: This is the start of I'm gonna go high and
Speaker 2: hard for a long time the whole year, Gavin, you
Speaker 2: and me are going to be on the trail promoting
Speaker 2: more Sean.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you, is this like politics? Do you
Speaker 3: take down your opponent or you just out there promoting yourself?
Speaker 1: Tell me the truth. I got to go through a
Speaker 1: couple of motherfuckers under the bus and.
Speaker 3: Ship bron telling the truth. You guys must do op
Speaker 3: research on your other running backs, try to trip them up.
Speaker 3: Come on, tell me the truth or this is like
Speaker 3: a love fest and I'm just I'm there rooting for
Speaker 3: the other guy.
Speaker 1: Because the other running backs, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't got to play against them, so I you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, it ain't nothing but more power mode.
Speaker 2: Respect, to him to be we're we're at right now
Speaker 2: after you know, all these years when he came out
Speaker 2: in two thousand and seven to be considered for the
Speaker 2: first ballot, which is very, very rare. I don't know
Speaker 2: the numbers of running backs have been in first ballot,
Speaker 2: but I believe we will be in a good shape
Speaker 2: spot Gavin. So it's gonna be a fun run.
Speaker 3: I love it you get a bonus or something, mar Shawn,
Speaker 3: you're gonna pay him a bonus if you get in
Speaker 3: the Hall of Fame or just you know, acknowledge him
Speaker 3: at the speech.
Speaker 1: Now that I ain't got nothing to do with his
Speaker 1: ass that was in my body, that you give me
Speaker 1: a bonus.
Speaker 2: Shit, Hey, Gavin, his agents, we don't. We don't charge
Speaker 2: on bonuses, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Because if I got in, then he's like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: You know when you go out recruiting, you know, the
Speaker 1: next generation the players like, oh yeah, I got I
Speaker 1: represent Hall of Fame running back? How many? How many
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame guys you got right now?
Speaker 2: Well, you'd be my first Hall of Fame guy, so
Speaker 2: it'd be.
Speaker 1: It'd be pretty So I'm your daddy, Why you're my son?
Speaker 1: Look at my baby boy, I see you. Look man,
Speaker 1: look they told me as a black man, you don't
Speaker 1: want be first to do nothing. But dang, right now,
Speaker 1: if I'm your first one, then that just solidified you.
Speaker 1: No longer call me mar shine shine, mister Lynch b
Speaker 1: small d A d d I wow, daddy made, but
Speaker 1: the one that raised you understand. And I don't call
Speaker 1: you s O N. I call you s you in
Speaker 1: because you shine son understand.
Speaker 2: But guess what, guys, we have a we have a
Speaker 2: great guest coming up and uh, I think he's ready
Speaker 2: for us right now?
Speaker 3: What is What does Jimmy Kimmel know about the Hall
Speaker 3: of fame? He'd be in his own hall of fame,
Speaker 3: his own hall of fame for late night?
Speaker 1: What's up with your bland? What's handed?
Speaker 5: How you doing cool?
Speaker 1: And big dog? What's the word?
Speaker 5: I know?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: My bad, my bad, But I had to say, tell
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Nobody knows what you mean
Speaker 1: more than me. Marchin'. See look man, that's hey, We're
Speaker 1: gonna hold a special bomb. That's right.
Speaker 3: So Jimmy, you speak Marshan because man, I can use
Speaker 3: a translator sometimes.
Speaker 1: Brother, Look here you go, gab and get off that
Speaker 1: square ship.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: I told you gotta let your nuts hang, man, Just hey,
Speaker 1: kick back and let it flow.
Speaker 5: You understanding is great advice you do have to You're
Speaker 5: not saying yeah.
Speaker 3: Thank you from both of you.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Doug, you're the agent, save me, buddy.
Speaker 2: No, you know what, here's the deal. I Marshawn's let
Speaker 2: it hang for a long time, have let him ride
Speaker 2: with it, and it's worked so far, so all good.
Speaker 2: But Jimmy, thank you for coming on the show. We
Speaker 2: really appreciate it. Man, my pleasure, glad to be here.
Speaker 3: Thanks for hanging with us. By the way, what what
Speaker 3: I just saw this? What the hell happened to Huey Lewis?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, Huey Lewis is my good pal. Effect Huey
Speaker 5: Lewis is the guy that got me into fly fishing,
Speaker 5: which I know you were an avid ficcionado of Huey
Speaker 5: Lewis has many years disease. Marshawn, do you know who
Speaker 5: Huey Lewis is now?
Speaker 1: Because if you wasn't looking and couldn't see my face,
Speaker 1: I was about to hate you with that? Who did? Yeah?
Speaker 5: How old are you?
Speaker 1: Marshaun?
Speaker 3: Exactly?
Speaker 1: You know I mean some people would say, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm twenty one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, lest week, you're too young for Huey Lewis. You've
Speaker 5: seen Back to the Future, right he Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know the power of love from Back to the Future.
Speaker 5: That's the power of love. The heart of rock and roll. Okay,
Speaker 5: you know he said he had a lot of hits
Speaker 5: in the eighties. Anyway, he's a good pal of mine,
Speaker 5: and he's lost his hearing. He's got something called many
Speaker 5: years disease, so he can't sing anymore. And so we
Speaker 5: thought out, maybe we'll try to sell a TV show,
Speaker 5: and Fox was interested and they bought a Uh we're
Speaker 5: developing it, is what they say. And so we're writing
Speaker 5: a script and hopefully we'll have a TV show for
Speaker 5: Huey Lewis coming up.
Speaker 1: Oh you writing it? I'm no.
Speaker 5: A guy named Kirker Butler is writing it and I'm
Speaker 5: producing it.
Speaker 1: Okay, because look, man, motherfucker's had me. You feel me
Speaker 1: like I was back in school and Shit had me
Speaker 1: doing my homework on you and shit though, right, and Dan,
Speaker 1: I found out you was behind Crank Anchors.
Speaker 5: That's right, that's my show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dog Da Shit used to have it rolling, Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about on my back though. You feel me?
Speaker 1: You I said, oh ship all the time. I ain't
Speaker 1: even know that that was you that did that, but
Speaker 1: I'm like that ship was too funny, bro, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's those the old days Comedy Central.
Speaker 1: God. So you just be coming with hits and ship.
Speaker 5: I try, you know, not as many hits as you,
Speaker 5: but I you know, I've delivered a.
Speaker 1: Few them different kind of his though. Them ships, them
Speaker 1: ships affected body and they affected you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: They affect the brain. Yeah, they got they got this
Speaker 1: new UH. There's new medicine that they've been putting out
Speaker 1: on the UH on the UH on the market, that
Speaker 1: kind of counteract that get your body feeling right, get
Speaker 1: your head feeling right? Is that right? Is it? Take?
Speaker 1: It takes you to a It ain't that they call
Speaker 1: your uh your happy place. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Is this something that our governors didn't stand?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: UH? Is a medical breakthrough?
Speaker 1: Is it? Hey? You know what? And it worked? You know,
Speaker 1: it worked all the way down to my mama. You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Now, can you feel me? We
Speaker 1: could bind on some ship, you know, I mean the
Speaker 1: old school aches and pains that a motherfucker had. You
Speaker 1: feel me, you get a little bit of this. Uh.
Speaker 1: I gave my parents some gummies.
Speaker 5: And my parents have never smoked anything in their lives
Speaker 5: or done anything. They've never got be they barely even drink.
Speaker 5: And and it was really it was. It was a
Speaker 5: fun experience. It was I mean, I wish they were
Speaker 5: high all the time. To be honest with.
Speaker 1: You, theyre more personable.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: You know that was one at the time, you know, less,
Speaker 1: less of an edge. Here's there I made. I made
Speaker 1: a breakthrough with my mama.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, hey, Jimmy, speaking of that, I've I've
Speaker 2: long admired your career and what you've done, obviously from
Speaker 2: crank anchors to radio and a comedy. So growing up,
Speaker 2: I'm curious, were your parents fine, because obviously you you know,
Speaker 2: did you grow up in the show business household? Were
Speaker 2: your parents funny? You do crack jokes with them?
Speaker 5: How was it funny? My dad funny? But everyone else
Speaker 5: in my family is funny. My mom was class with
Speaker 5: in her high school in Brooklyn. She went to a
Speaker 5: huge high school in Brooklyn, New York, and she was
Speaker 5: She's funny and everyone. All the women in our family
Speaker 5: are very funny. My grandfather was very funny. It's just
Speaker 5: one of those things like you can't really you can't
Speaker 5: be part of our family unless you're funny. My dad
Speaker 5: is funny, but not intentionally. He's got his own kind
Speaker 5: of humor, which is.
Speaker 1: You got no it ain't know so it ain't no
Speaker 1: uh no, like no sensitivity in the household, because it's like,
Speaker 1: you come in this house, you better be on your
Speaker 1: shit otherwise you gonna get you your as gonna get roasted.
Speaker 5: There is zero sensitivity. There's all you know what.
Speaker 1: We probably got more in common than than you think,
Speaker 1: because I mean, I'm telling you, you come into my
Speaker 1: house look fresh.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you, isn't it funny?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: For me, like everybody, I became the famous comedian Marshaun
Speaker 5: became this funny football player that everybody loves. But I
Speaker 5: they know that there are at least six people in
Speaker 5: my family who are funnier than I am.
Speaker 1: And you be like that though. It is like that
Speaker 1: because I got people in my family that I know
Speaker 1: for show way better athlete athletes than.
Speaker 5: Possible that there's not a Lynch Family reality TV show.
Speaker 5: I mean, it seems like it seems like a no brain.
Speaker 3: I'm a Lynch, Mama Lynch Starry and then Marshawn co star.
Speaker 1: We need for real, Noah, because we kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: we kind of we kind of stayed away from the uh,
Speaker 1: away from the cameras and ship, and you know, we
Speaker 1: made it like a family affair. So but when you
Speaker 1: do get that rare opportunity to do see some of
Speaker 1: that ship you talking about, some hold on where the
Speaker 1: fuck this dude been at her? Where she been at
Speaker 1: this whole time? Because this motherfucker is funny.
Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy, I know, I know you will. I know
Speaker 2: you went to school in Vegas. Jimmy, Marshawn's living in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Maybe you can go out there. How about we do
Speaker 2: a reality show with you, you and Marshawn go back
Speaker 2: to Vegas live in a house together, and uh, that'd
Speaker 2: be pretty interesting.
Speaker 1: That might be.
Speaker 5: It might be hard for me to do my job,
Speaker 5: but I would be definitely interested in seeing Marshalls you.
Speaker 1: Had and the motherfucker YEA, our whole, our whole you
Speaker 1: know what our whole life would be like? The goddamn
Speaker 1: uh A crank anchor skit.
Speaker 5: I don't see why not, you know, I who do
Speaker 5: you think is on the mount rushmore of weed? Who
Speaker 5: do you guys say is on that? I mean Snoop?
Speaker 5: Obviously he's got to be there.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I mean the left.
Speaker 1: The right.
Speaker 3: But this, by the way, Marshall, this one, I will defer,
Speaker 3: as they say, Marshaw on this one.
Speaker 5: Brother Willie Nelson's got to be on it. Bob Marley,
Speaker 5: Bob Marley, under, well, we're gonna have to put more
Speaker 5: than four heads on the same, Snoop. Of course, you
Speaker 5: Chong have to be on them.
Speaker 3: Oh nice, nice.
Speaker 1: I think I've seen some with uh with Cheech and
Speaker 1: Chong on. I think he was doing some with the
Speaker 1: Matt Bournes and and Staks and they were saying, you know,
Speaker 1: that was off of play play. Now, I don't know
Speaker 1: how much I can believe it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Because they looked at how the motherfucker while they was
Speaker 1: doing that thing. You fear me? But see though, I
Speaker 1: got a couple, man, I got a couple of knocks
Speaker 1: in my family that you feel me the all day,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? I know y'all think smoke
Speaker 1: Snoop smoke a lot, but you feel me though. I
Speaker 1: got a cousin. I'm talking about this like a chimney.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it's almost like every time I turn around,
Speaker 1: he got a blunt in his mouth and he rolling one.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, it's a gap belief. You feel me?
Speaker 1: So he trying to get ye know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: He trying to get high high And I'll be like,
Speaker 1: damn bro like, and you work with kids, I'm like,
Speaker 1: how you if you understood, If you understood, then you
Speaker 1: understood in order to deal with them, a boy, sometimes
Speaker 1: you got you gotta be out your right mind.
Speaker 5: This has to be the weirdest podcast ever, right, I.
Speaker 1: Don't worry though. They said it get better though with time.
Speaker 2: It's better, yes Jesus.
Speaker 3: By the way, hey, speaking of time, how many times? Well,
Speaker 3: we'll talk another day about how much of that's going
Speaker 3: on during the NFL season. That's why I'm just that
Speaker 3: whole drug testing regimen there is a little questionable. I'll
Speaker 3: just leave it at that. We're talking about you, Marshawn.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that's what I'm here second third hand,
Speaker 3: that's what I hear.
Speaker 5: Marshawn. Have you ever been in this situation where you're
Speaker 5: on vacation and the NFL said, okay, it's time for
Speaker 5: your drug test, and they had to send a guy
Speaker 5: out to you.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, look, I ain't gonna to hold you. Look.
Speaker 1: I was doing a pop up shop out here in
Speaker 1: uh in Vegas for my Beach Moke clothing line, and
Speaker 1: I was in something called the program. So my address
Speaker 1: is California. Uh H. I was in Vegas and I
Speaker 1: get a call like, hey, I ain't at home. You know, okay,
Speaker 1: no problem, call you back in five minutes. They had
Speaker 1: a drug test. Motherfucker on deck in Vegas. This motherfucker
Speaker 1: pulled up to my uh to my pop up, like, hey,
Speaker 1: you got a piss. I'm like, bro, we in the
Speaker 1: you know, I mean we strip what you like? We
Speaker 1: gotta go to the bathroom. Brouh is one of the
Speaker 1: most awkward motherfucking traditions I've ever been in my life.
Speaker 1: Bro We was at the Flamingo. Bruh. We going a bathroom.
Speaker 1: Bro He whip out the whole kit, put it on
Speaker 1: the table. I'm like, nah, we can't like brou You
Speaker 1: know how embarrassing it's gonna be. Brou somebody coming here
Speaker 1: and catch me having to piss in this cup for you.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, look, man, you got thirty minutes. If
Speaker 1: you don't, If you don't piss, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta You're gonna You're gonna get a fel drug
Speaker 1: test suspension. Four folk games man went to that door.
Speaker 1: I locked that door. Bro, you got a whole mob
Speaker 1: of people banging on door. Boom boom boom, boom boom boom.
Speaker 1: I'm in there, gotta piss in this cup, bro, Most
Speaker 1: awkward fucking position, bru is when I gotta unlock that door, Bro.
Speaker 1: And this dude with the big ass pissed kit bag
Speaker 1: walking out bruh. And I'm sitting there like, oh man,
Speaker 1: but they won't they pissed.
Speaker 3: The question we all have this, did you pass? Did
Speaker 3: you pass?
Speaker 1: Let's just say I wasn't suspended for four gangs.
Speaker 2: Well, well, Jimmy, here here's here's a funny story. And
Speaker 2: you might you might have used this back in the day.
Speaker 2: But around two thousand and three, two thousand and four,
Speaker 2: I had a client and I'm going I'm I'm basically
Speaker 2: just you know, going through my day, and I get
Speaker 2: a call and my client calls me, and this is
Speaker 2: a true story, public story. My client calls me, said, hey,
Speaker 2: you know I got stopped at the at the TSA
Speaker 2: TSA checkpoint and I said, well, what did you What
Speaker 2: did you have? So I had this contraption. I said,
Speaker 2: what do you mean this contraption? And it was and
Speaker 2: he's like, well, it's this thing that you used to
Speaker 2: avoid drug tests. I said, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And he's like, it's called the Wizarinator. And so he said,
Speaker 2: they stopped me. There's some like white powder in my thing.
Speaker 2: I said, well, what was the white powder? He says, well,
Speaker 2: the white powder you put water on it and it
Speaker 2: became case fake urine and that'll go to pass the
Speaker 2: drug test. So here I'm googling this Wizinator thing and
Speaker 2: it's a contraption that you you put on and you
Speaker 2: can buy him a different colors. You can buy black ones,
Speaker 2: white ones, different colors, Wizard here.
Speaker 5: And so and so.
Speaker 2: So he used a Wizenator to pass all these tests.
Speaker 2: And the Wizardinator, I didn't know back in the time,
Speaker 2: was used you know, in different industries, but that that
Speaker 2: particular test caused the NFL to then say we want
Speaker 2: to watch more Sean piss. We want to watch these guys.
Speaker 2: That was the last time that anybody could just go
Speaker 2: in the bathroom on their own and bring the cutback.
Speaker 2: So the Wizarenator stock went like crazy when this thing
Speaker 2: came out. I think Letterman or Leno one of them
Speaker 2: talked about it on the air, and the Wizarinator became
Speaker 2: some massive product. But that was that was the last
Speaker 2: time these days would allow these NFL guys to to
Speaker 2: basically piss in quiets.
Speaker 5: I would say, oh boy, I experienced this with I
Speaker 5: was I went on a little vacation trip with Tony
Speaker 5: Romo and his wife and he got a call during it.
Speaker 5: We're up in northern California and they said, yeah, you
Speaker 5: need to the drug tests. And he's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: in I'm in Napa Valley. I don't know how that's
Speaker 5: going to be possible. And they said, well, we'll send
Speaker 5: somebody up, and sure enough, they sent a guy up
Speaker 5: and he had the kid just as Marshaun said, and
Speaker 5: the guy had to go in the bathroom with him.
Speaker 1: It was one of the It was very strange, but
Speaker 1: you're gonna have some disrespectful shit, man, yeah.
Speaker 5: And by the way, how bum were those guys that
Speaker 5: collect the tests when they told them, like, oh, by
Speaker 5: from now on you're gonna have to be in the
Speaker 5: stall with the guy looking.
Speaker 1: At his penis. That's some out of Poland.
Speaker 5: I tried to get the guy to tell me who
Speaker 5: had the biggest and smallest pena.
Speaker 2: I guess for professional reasons, he wasn't able to share that, Gavin,
Speaker 2: no joke. They would literally, if you're in Bali on
Speaker 2: vacation and you don't tell where you're at, they will
Speaker 2: find you in Bali. They will find you anywhere to
Speaker 2: get that test done.
Speaker 3: By the way, my understanding though, is they once they
Speaker 3: do one test and you're clean, that's it for the
Speaker 3: rest of the season, or they stick on top. Here's
Speaker 3: the deal with that's just a green goddamn light.
Speaker 1: That's if you you know in a program. If you're
Speaker 1: not in a program, is one scheduled test, you passed
Speaker 1: that test and being you good. But if you're in
Speaker 1: that program, shit, I know I done probably got tests
Speaker 1: maybe like four times in a one week.
Speaker 2: And Jimmy, do you know what? You know what day
Speaker 2: the test you have to pass is it's for twenty
Speaker 2: so for April twentieth, no bullshit. April twentieth is the
Speaker 2: date the NFL tests the players in the offseason.
Speaker 5: So that's a double holiday. That's really that, you know
Speaker 5: what that's like. That's like making you do taxes on
Speaker 5: Christmas Eve. That's unfair and government newsom you should do
Speaker 5: something about.
Speaker 1: That, you know what.
Speaker 3: I've been trying to do. So, by the way, this
Speaker 3: is just for the record, I mean, and Marshawn, we've
Speaker 3: talked about it, Jimmy Marshaan, I remember talking about just
Speaker 3: the absurdity of just the whole marijuana regime in the NFL.
Speaker 3: It's hardly a great performance and answer. Meanwhile, though, these
Speaker 3: guys are jacking up people with prescription drugs after games.
Speaker 3: They're going home taking shots of Jack Daniels or you
Speaker 3: can smoke a little weed and have all the medical
Speaker 3: benefits not wake up feeling like shit or addicted to
Speaker 3: all these prescription drugs. The whole thing is absurd and
Speaker 3: and and so I hope the NFL is starting to
Speaker 3: wake up to that new reality and moving forward with
Speaker 3: some more common sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is nonsensical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, what's also nonsensical is you're refusing to go
Speaker 3: back on the Oscars, leaving us with no hosts. O Jimmy,
Speaker 3: no host. No one wants the damn job. Why don't
Speaker 3: you want the job?
Speaker 5: It is fun, it's hard, it's hard. It's it's a
Speaker 5: lot of work, and the show suffers a little bit,
Speaker 5: to be honest, your nightly show, because when I'm focused
Speaker 5: on the Oscars, I'm less focused.
Speaker 1: On the show.
Speaker 5: And I just decided I didn't want to deal with
Speaker 5: that this year. There was just too much last year.
Speaker 5: You wind up pushing everything off till after the Oscars,
Speaker 5: and then you have to do everything you promised to
Speaker 5: do after the Oscars after the Oscars, and you know,
Speaker 5: I also it's you know, I did two years, went well,
Speaker 5: I did another two years it went well.
Speaker 1: I figure I'd take a little break. So how how
Speaker 1: did you balance that though? Because I mean, my transition
Speaker 1: right from being a uh you know, I mean from
Speaker 1: from from playing the game and then you know, transitioning
Speaker 1: over into you know, the entertainment space, like it's it's
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a lot of crossover, but that shit,
Speaker 1: get that should get pretty hectic. I'm just you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just curious to how you know, you
Speaker 1: transition from you.
Speaker 5: Know, I'm not good at balancing. I'm really not. It's
Speaker 5: it's not one of my strengths. So I just I'm
Speaker 5: all in when it comes to something like the Oscars.
Speaker 5: I think about it in the morning and at night,
Speaker 5: and you know, I have ideas I want to work
Speaker 5: on them, and then the show seems like a nightly show,
Speaker 5: seems like a nuisance. Sometimes we have all our writers
Speaker 5: from the show working on the Oscar, so it just
Speaker 5: fracts them and it's fun to do and it's it
Speaker 5: feels good when it went well.
Speaker 1: But for me, it just was too much just to
Speaker 1: do it three years in a row. So you have
Speaker 1: a lot, you have a you have like full creative
Speaker 1: control over.
Speaker 5: The pretty much. Yeah, they don't, you're much, They really don't.
Speaker 5: I mean it's part of the deal. They don't pay you,
Speaker 5: but they also don't interfere.
Speaker 1: Okay, damn, that's a sharp lung, the fuck boy sharp
Speaker 1: at fuck.
Speaker 3: I mean you must have given them some advice on
Speaker 3: someone that would be a good host. I mean, who's
Speaker 3: a what's the over under on that?
Speaker 5: I think there are a lot of people who would
Speaker 5: be good hosts of the Oscars. It's just a matter
Speaker 5: of most of them don't want to do it. But
Speaker 5: you know, it takes a lot of time, and a
Speaker 5: lot of the people who you think, oh, yeah, that
Speaker 5: person would be great, she'd be great, he'd be great.
Speaker 5: They know they'd be great, they just don't want to
Speaker 5: do it. And especially when you think somebody's gonna be great,
Speaker 5: the only thing they can do is prove you wrong
Speaker 5: when they host the Oscars. So it's they say it's
Speaker 5: a thankless job. And I wouldn't necessarily describe it like that,
Speaker 5: because when it goes well, it isn't. But it's not
Speaker 5: a it's a tough spot to be in.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy, speaking to host this summer, I know you
Speaker 2: ticked with the hiatus and you had a bunch of
Speaker 2: guest hosts. Are you picking those guest hosts yourself or
Speaker 2: does a network pick them? Or how do you figure
Speaker 2: out these guests goes? Because they've all been fantastic. Anthony
Speaker 2: Anderson was great, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, I mean, unbelievable guys.
Speaker 5: You know, this is our I think third summer of
Speaker 5: guest hosts on the show, and what we've done is
Speaker 5: we've invited some people that we really like back. Now,
Speaker 5: some of the people we invited that we really liked
Speaker 5: back weren't able to do it this summer. But when
Speaker 5: we develop a shorthand with some of these people, like
Speaker 5: Anthony Anderson has done it more than anyone, and he's
Speaker 5: a good friend. He knows everyone on our staff. He's
Speaker 5: been on our show probably thirty or forty times, so
Speaker 5: when he's there, it doesn't even feel like it's a
Speaker 5: guest host. And then we have people like well, Hugh
Speaker 5: Jackman and Ryan Reynolds filling in. They did one night,
Speaker 5: and you know, all the nerds on the staff are
Speaker 5: super excited because they love them superhero stuff, and then
Speaker 5: those guys are both super talented, and so I think
Speaker 5: it's I think it's a good exercise for our staff
Speaker 5: to have another host in there, because you know, there
Speaker 5: are a lot of things that I do when I'm
Speaker 5: there that they suddenly have to do, and I feel
Speaker 5: like when I come back, they appreciate me more.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I love so Jimmy, you're obviously somewhere right now with
Speaker 2: some elk in the background or not, and you're not
Speaker 2: in her most of the beach for la, I take it.
Speaker 2: When you're off the summer, you shut it down, or
Speaker 2: you put the phone away and you fly fish and
Speaker 2: hang out chill or what are you do on a
Speaker 2: normal day basis I do.
Speaker 5: I like to fish. I do a lot of cooking.
Speaker 5: I cook a lot more during the summertime than I do.
Speaker 5: I feed the kids, I make I made some Korean
Speaker 5: barbecue the other night. You know. I do a lot
Speaker 5: of meat smoking and that sort of thing. And yeah,
Speaker 5: I just mostly get away from my telephone.
Speaker 1: So you get the opportunity to go and be a human,
Speaker 1: to be, yes, a normal human being. So you got like,
Speaker 1: because I ain't gonna lie Like when I, uh my
Speaker 1: first time retiring, I'm thinking like, yeah, this shit and
Speaker 1: it be yeah, everything. But what I found out was
Speaker 1: I was institutionalized, you know what I mean? Yea, so
Speaker 1: being able to get away from that ship and I'm
Speaker 1: figuring out like okay, now all right, wake up at
Speaker 1: you know, I mean six twenty four in the morning,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh shit, I gotta get ready for press.
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, I ain't playing. And then now I
Speaker 1: got to figure out some shit like how to Was
Speaker 1: that hard?
Speaker 5: Was it a tough adjustment.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that shit was hardest fuck.
Speaker 5: I remember having dinner with Mike Piazza one night, and
Speaker 5: it was it was not long after he'd retired, and
Speaker 5: he told me that he didn't know how to make
Speaker 5: a plane reservation. He had had to learn because his
Speaker 5: whole life people had been making these plane reservations for him.
Speaker 3: And I don't know anything about that. I don't even
Speaker 3: understand that. And by the way, do you guys have
Speaker 3: to drive yourself anywhere?
Speaker 1: Or people do that when the last time you drove
Speaker 1: a car?
Speaker 3: It's all good man.
Speaker 1: I always thinking about do you got a license? Brin.
Speaker 3: By the way, I went to the Wildhouse a few
Speaker 3: months ago. They said, where's your license? I said, you
Speaker 3: got to be kindding me. I don't drive.
Speaker 1: I've been drinking.
Speaker 2: Well, Jimmy, you've been on you've been on vacation, Jimmy.
Speaker 2: But did you see Gavin cleaning the streets of Vale
Speaker 2: the other day? Of these encampments and trash man, you
Speaker 2: know he's out there.
Speaker 1: I'm going out there for them, for them, goddamn photo ops.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 5: My wife is on the board of directors at a
Speaker 5: great organization called Saint Joseph Center and they they are
Speaker 5: they do a really great job of helping people get
Speaker 5: off the streets in Los Angeles, and uh, we do
Speaker 5: a lot of stuff for and with them. And one
Speaker 5: of the things that we did was we we got
Speaker 5: hold of a parking lot and we set it up
Speaker 5: with the governor actually gave us eight FEMA trailers and
Speaker 5: so we put in each of those trailers homeless mother
Speaker 5: and her children in each of the trailers. And it's
Speaker 5: been going on now for years, and every one of
Speaker 5: the family least transitions out into into a house. They're
Speaker 5: helped with job assistants. They really helped to give them
Speaker 5: time to get on their feet and out of their
Speaker 5: cars or wherever they were living with their children, which
Speaker 5: is absolutely horrible, and it's it's it's been an eye
Speaker 5: opening experience. I mean, I don't envy you having to
Speaker 5: tackle that problem because it is so very complicated and
Speaker 5: and just so I just I don't you know, I mean,
Speaker 5: I know that what we do there and what this
Speaker 5: Saint Joseph Center does is of great help, but also
Speaker 5: sometimes you feel like, oh my god, this is only
Speaker 5: eight families. You know, there are thousands of people out
Speaker 5: there you.
Speaker 3: Know, it's interesting. I've been doing a lot of camic
Speaker 3: cleanups for years and years, but one one story sticked
Speaker 3: with me. It's indelible, and it's in the spirit of
Speaker 3: what you just said. I was down in San Diego.
Speaker 3: We were near an off ramp. We went in and
Speaker 3: this guy comes out. He was a little bit agitated
Speaker 3: that we had come up on the encampment in this tent,
Speaker 3: clearly a methadic and the teeth, the whole thing came up,
Speaker 3: introduced himself as a methatic and said, hey man, I'm
Speaker 3: you know, I'm a little pissed off you're here, but
Speaker 3: thank you. And I said, well, I appreciate that. He goes, well,
Speaker 3: here's why I want to thank you. We opened the
Speaker 3: tent and there's a brand new baby. I'm talking about
Speaker 3: a couple of days old man, a couple of days old.
Speaker 3: And he said, can you can you help my wife?
Speaker 3: And can you help my kid? And she's strung out,
Speaker 3: this poor kid right there, And it was just a reminder.
Speaker 3: I mean, you can walk by people, you can drive
Speaker 3: by people and call that compassion. And I'm sure as
Speaker 3: hell glad we got in there and tried to save
Speaker 3: this kid and this family. And you know what was interesting.
Speaker 3: This was a young guy who came from the Midwest.
Speaker 3: He said, I got a greyhound bus. I was struggling
Speaker 3: with meth addiction. And he said, my girlfriend and I
Speaker 3: we eventually got married. Said we both came out and
Speaker 3: by the time we got we were going to be
Speaker 3: clean and sober, a new life in California. And we
Speaker 3: got off the greyhound bus. We knew we couldn't do it.
Speaker 3: He goes, that's how you know it just the throes
Speaker 3: of addiction. And so it's so complex, this stuff, and
Speaker 3: and you know the same time you can fix it.
Speaker 3: I mean in your proof pointed at you and your
Speaker 3: wife and the work we're done. I mean, you see
Speaker 3: people that have turned their lives around all the time.
Speaker 3: We know we can solve it. It's just the scale,
Speaker 3: I mean your point, the scale of the challenge which
Speaker 3: is so over and.
Speaker 5: The work never stops. It just never, it never stops.
Speaker 5: You know, people come to California it's it's warmer, and
Speaker 5: and it's it's a liberal environment. But then you get
Speaker 5: a situations where nobody wants homeless people in front of
Speaker 5: their business. And I understand that, and uh, boy, I
Speaker 5: think that is the just the toughest one.
Speaker 1: There is no So when you when you do something
Speaker 1: like that and you, I mean you going clean up
Speaker 1: we call them the ten Cities m hm. And then
Speaker 1: you going you you get them people up out of there,
Speaker 1: then what's it all turn?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What you got for them? Like where that going? Like
Speaker 1: what's going on? Because I noticed that, uh in Oakland,
Speaker 1: the spots that have been you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: cleaned up or whatever. Then what happened is you get
Speaker 1: a lot of this shit, a lot more car break hens,
Speaker 1: you get a lot more kick those on the home
Speaker 1: on houses and shit, and it's like all of that
Speaker 1: shit that those people that had, you know, over the years,
Speaker 1: they didn't accumulated that ship. And then when you're going
Speaker 1: clean that shit up and get rid of it, it's like, oh, well, fuck,
Speaker 1: I gotta go out and I got to hit again
Speaker 1: because now I really don't got shit. Now not only
Speaker 1: do I not have a place where you know, I
Speaker 1: was laying my head, but you know, and then motherfuckers
Speaker 1: be nice boy, they be having like solar panel that
Speaker 1: solar panel systems going on TVs, the you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, the little stoves all the shit like and
Speaker 1: then when you clean that up and you get them
Speaker 1: up out of there, then it raised where I see,
Speaker 1: it raised the crime rates and a lot of the
Speaker 1: these places because now it's like, well should I had this,
Speaker 1: and now don't got it, so I got to go
Speaker 1: get it again. So like we're doing.
Speaker 3: A marshan without getting too deep in the weeds. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's the tension is it's, you know, you just out
Speaker 3: of sight, out of mind, you just sort of cleaning
Speaker 3: up a block and creating a problem around the block,
Speaker 3: and so you know, won't bore you. But we've we've
Speaker 3: got a whole process and a protocol. We call it
Speaker 3: resolution grants to resolve the underlying issues, to provide services
Speaker 3: and supports to address the complex issues. And they're multifacet
Speaker 3: It could be drug or al call addiction, mental health,
Speaker 3: could be a combination of both. It could be something
Speaker 3: as simple as having a dog, but the shelter won't
Speaker 3: take your dog with you, and so you refuse to
Speaker 3: even go into the shelter. People been in shelters but
Speaker 3: have been assaulted and so they need a house and
Speaker 3: getting a landlord that allows even if you have a
Speaker 3: voucher to rent to someone that's impoverished. So it's complicated. Man,
Speaker 3: it's hard. But it's the crisis that I think defines
Speaker 3: more stress and more frustration than any other in the
Speaker 3: state of California. And yet people's anger about the state
Speaker 3: to beginning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that shit. It's really hard though, right because
Speaker 1: I own a building U in downtown, right and it's
Speaker 1: across the street from like a city team and you
Speaker 1: know they you know, they do a lot, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: for the homeless, and what ended up happening is at
Speaker 1: a certain time, like they'll close their doors and then
Speaker 1: you know, if you're not there on time, then you
Speaker 1: can't get in. And what they end up doing is
Speaker 1: they'll come and sleep, you know, right in front of
Speaker 1: my building. And now I got five commercial units down there,
Speaker 1: so you know, I mean at this time, now you
Speaker 1: walking into you know, maybe the barber shop, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean you got six or seven people
Speaker 1: just laying in the in the doorway, and it's like, man,
Speaker 1: get your ass up, get up out of here. And
Speaker 1: then what happened is the people remember that you just
Speaker 1: made them get up and they don't have nowhere to go.
Speaker 1: So as soon as them. As soon as that sun
Speaker 1: go down, them street lights come on them motherfuckers coming.
Speaker 1: They kicking in my doves, you feel what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They kicking in my doors, but to my windows, Like
Speaker 1: all right, you don't let me sleep. They taking shits
Speaker 1: in front of my uh, in front of the doorways.
Speaker 1: They pissing all on the all on the buildings around
Speaker 1: like it just ain't you know what I mean, the
Speaker 1: garbage cans that we have out there, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about overfield to the max, and it's like,
Speaker 1: well fuck, and just across the street, it's like you
Speaker 1: have a place to go, but all right, you can't
Speaker 1: get in.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do now, I'm like all the people
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, they broke in last night and they
Speaker 1: you know, they stole my product. And then you know,
Speaker 1: if it's a vacant space down there, then you know,
Speaker 1: I mean, come in there, do a little bit of
Speaker 1: clean up. And then I like, damn, somebody kicked in
Speaker 1: the door I got, you know, motherfucker got their whole
Speaker 1: goddamn bedroom set up, and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: in the bathroom in one of the building, it's like,
Speaker 1: hold on what the fuck is going on? Amen?
Speaker 3: Not then by the way, I know Jimmy came up like,
Speaker 3: what the hell are we talking about?
Speaker 5: Home?
Speaker 3: But this is it's raw, it's emotional, it's complex. You
Speaker 3: just described it. Uh, but it's you know, it's reason
Speaker 3: when I come back, I'm gonna come back as as
Speaker 3: Jimmy and Marshawn and Doug not as as.
Speaker 1: Jim See if you can see if you could have
Speaker 1: you know, that company that you just talk about, send
Speaker 1: me a couple of famous trailers down to my spot
Speaker 1: so they could stop kicking in my doze and see it.
Speaker 5: Well, it's it really is. Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it is.
Speaker 5: It is a great solution. And it's a great situation
Speaker 5: when a business owner allows you to use a parking lot,
Speaker 5: because a lot of business owners won't, but says, yes,
Speaker 5: you can use this parking lot. You can turn it
Speaker 5: into a little a little village, and you know, we
Speaker 5: have security there twenty four hours a day. It's it's
Speaker 5: just a way of Now. Of course, what you're talking
Speaker 5: about is is criminal behavior and probably as a result
Speaker 5: of drug addictions, and that's its own issue. But there
Speaker 5: are also a lot of people who aren't criminals who
Speaker 5: don't have drug problems, who are on the street and
Speaker 5: who need help. And those are the those are the
Speaker 5: people that that I think that you can come up
Speaker 5: with a really clear plan for no doubt.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy, I bought what you're doing. Jimmy, with you
Speaker 2: and your wife question, how's your uh, how's your son doing?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I know he's gone through some stuff. How's he doing now? Yeah,
Speaker 2: my son had my son, Billy. He's seven years old.
Speaker 2: He had his third open heart surgery in May, and
Speaker 2: he's doing great. You'd never know other than the scar
Speaker 2: and iss chess, you'd never know he had it. He's
Speaker 2: a very funny kid, and he's just like you know,
Speaker 2: he's he's totally he's totally fine. Now he's hopefully we'll
Speaker 2: never have to have another surgery of any kind. And
Speaker 2: thanks to the Children's Hospital in LA which is a
Speaker 2: great hospital. And he's he's uh, I mean, I was,
Speaker 2: I was just I was going to tell you a story,
Speaker 2: but there he's he's a weird kid. He's uh, he's
Speaker 2: constantly squeezing his mother's ass.
Speaker 5: He says, it's just so juicy.
Speaker 1: So he gets Look, Jimmy, hey, here you go. I
Speaker 1: told you. Look now, I don't know about the mom cheeks,
Speaker 1: but you know, I mean, you can't you when the
Speaker 1: cheeks is right? Man? You know what I mean sometimes when.
Speaker 3: You know you know, Jesus, where's the lawyer here? I
Speaker 3: need a lawyer? No.
Speaker 1: See, this is all in This is all in good
Speaker 1: spirit and all in good fun. So you know, I
Speaker 1: mean that all of that other shiites that's for the bears.
Speaker 5: You just telling me you're only allowed to squeeze Mommy's ass.
Speaker 3: Else, period, full stop. Jesus.
Speaker 1: That's hey.
Speaker 5: Listen, you volunteered to be part of this show.
Speaker 1: I don't, I can't. I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 5: This is your idea.
Speaker 3: By the way, have you uh have you been following
Speaker 3: any of the Olympics? I mean it's coming. Speaking of
Speaker 3: what's coming into the streets of La. Yeah, the plane
Speaker 3: is landing, athletes are coming descending. It's all about the
Speaker 3: next Olympics. That torches being passed to California.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna be fun. I actually met with the
Speaker 5: Olympic committee when they landed their helicopter on the roof
Speaker 5: of the building across the street from us.
Speaker 1: It seemed like it was.
Speaker 5: It seems like it was fifteen years ago and uh,
Speaker 5: we're still four years away. But I'm excited about having
Speaker 5: the Olympic. I love the Olympics. I've been to a
Speaker 5: bunch of them, and I think it's gonna be a
Speaker 5: lot of fun having in La.
Speaker 2: You know, it was crazy, Jimmy. I was with my
Speaker 2: son the other day, he's thirteen, and we're talking about
Speaker 2: like back in our day, we'll meet you and Gavin's day.
Speaker 2: Like the sports now, Like think about the Summer Olympics.
Speaker 2: Back in our day, there's gym there's gymnastics, there are swimming,
Speaker 2: there was a track and field basketball. Now there's break dancing,
Speaker 2: there's Yeah, there's every sport that like why who I
Speaker 2: saw super Man? This is crazy in terms of sports.
Speaker 2: But no, it's been. It's been fascinating. Snoops to an
Speaker 2: incredible job.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get one of them kind of jobs.
Speaker 1: So you know, you say you talk to an Olympic committee,
Speaker 1: the Olympic Committee, Hey throw my name in there. You
Speaker 1: feem me like, yeah, Sean want to do some of
Speaker 1: that ship that Snoop was doing, come to the Olympics
Speaker 1: talking ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I could see Snoop and more Sean
Speaker 2: and La. Couldn't you doing that stuff together?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean, are you kidding me? I think we
Speaker 5: probably have to u some of the We have to
Speaker 5: keep some of the speed related athletes await from them,
Speaker 5: but you might slow some people down. But I think, yeah,
Speaker 5: you guys would make quite a duo.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, I want to come to get
Speaker 1: in your work. No no, when it comes time to
Speaker 1: put in your work in and you know you got
Speaker 1: to you got to pass that motherfucker to the left
Speaker 1: hand side, and you got to leave it alone until
Speaker 1: you're done doing what you're doing. Then you could come
Speaker 1: part take in the festivities and activities you know talking about.
Speaker 1: But because we are speaking the same language, you could
Speaker 1: be the translator for you know, for for for individuals
Speaker 1: like you know, I mean for individuals like Batman or
Speaker 1: Doug who don't who can't understand the shine Jimmy, you know,
Speaker 1: I mean they can't understand that. Yeah my boy, Yeah
Speaker 1: see he can't. He lost right now, but you could
Speaker 1: wheel him back in and then you know he okay, cool,
Speaker 1: cool cool. So that should be an Olympic. We need
Speaker 1: to go ahead and put that in the Olympics.
Speaker 5: Hey, you know, I have nothing to do with it,
Speaker 5: but I would be more than happy to uh to
Speaker 5: be your Martha Stewart at the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Oh, man, have way too much to do with this,
Speaker 3: and I ain't listening to any of this damn stuff
Speaker 3: I'm taking.
Speaker 5: So this fall back on you.
Speaker 3: You're talking to wrong. Yeah, exactly, trust.
Speaker 1: Me, Batman.
Speaker 2: I mean, hey, let me direct between Jimmy and Gavin.
Speaker 2: We'll find your job at the Olympics in twenty eight
Speaker 2: We'll find you something.
Speaker 3: By the way, you guys we're talking about all these
Speaker 3: fancy folks. I am curious. I'm serious because all these people,
Speaker 3: you guys have met both all of you guys. But Jimmy,
Speaker 3: I'm curious just for you. Was there any time you've
Speaker 3: been starstruck by anybody like legitimately, we're like, damn, it's
Speaker 3: someone that just even if it was out of the norm,
Speaker 3: and you're.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, yeah, you know, I have moments that I
Speaker 5: just can't I can't believe are happening to me. I
Speaker 5: gotta I get an email from Steve Martin today and
Speaker 5: I was just like I said to them, my wife,
Speaker 5: I'm like, and now what am I supposed to just
Speaker 5: go about my day as if nothing happened. I mean,
Speaker 5: this is a guy who when I was a kid,
Speaker 5: you know, especially, and all through my whole life I've idolized,
Speaker 5: you know, it is one of the funniest people ever.
Speaker 5: And just to get it and just the fact that
Speaker 5: he thought, oh, I'll send Jimmy Kimmel an email is
Speaker 5: mind boggling to me. But yeah, Don Rickles is somebody
Speaker 5: that I always I couldn't believe is Sometimes it's like
Speaker 5: you don't even really realize these people exist, you know,
Speaker 5: in real life, and then they're sitting next to you
Speaker 5: on a couch. And I think once you forget like
Speaker 5: that that's amazing and that's exciting, then you should probably
Speaker 5: stop doing your show.
Speaker 1: Because it is amazing.
Speaker 5: It is exciting, and you always have to remember your
Speaker 5: fourteen year old self and how excited that person would
Speaker 5: be to see the future and what is what is
Speaker 5: coming because it's not something. No one in my family
Speaker 5: is in show business. No one in my family ever
Speaker 5: really did anything other than regular jobs or whatever. And
Speaker 5: it never occurred even to me that I might be
Speaker 5: on television one day. So to have to be in
Speaker 5: this situation is something that at least a couple of
Speaker 5: times a week I have to stop and remind myself like, ohyah,
Speaker 5: this is this is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: And jim let me ask a question. You know, as
Speaker 2: you know, I'm an NFL sports agent and I hate
Speaker 2: almost all the agents. I'm competitive, as you know. Are
Speaker 2: you in your business? Are you friends with Fallon? Are
Speaker 2: you friends?
Speaker 5: Do I know, still talk?
Speaker 2: Are you friends with his other hosts or do you
Speaker 2: guys kind of stay in your own length.
Speaker 5: No, I am very good friends with all of the
Speaker 5: other late night hosts. In fact, we did a podcast
Speaker 5: together over the Riders strike and we really bonded at
Speaker 5: that time. I fished with Jimmy Fallon over the summer.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna fish with Colbert coming up pretty soon. Yeah, No,
Speaker 5: I We're really tight. In fact, for Colbert's sixtieth birthday, Fallin,
Speaker 5: John Oliver, Seth Myers and I came out to New
Speaker 5: York and we surprised him and had a birthday dinner
Speaker 5: for him. His wife dropped Ziems. His wife told him
Speaker 5: that they were going to have a private dinner just
Speaker 5: the two of them romantically together, and he got there
Speaker 5: and it was the group of us, and it was
Speaker 5: pretty funny. Actually, the reactions of the people in New
Speaker 5: York as we won by one filed out of the restaurant.
Speaker 1: They were losing their minds.
Speaker 3: You guys talking business or I mean, and it's what
Speaker 3: do you guys all talk about when you're together? You
Speaker 3: compare notes or you just talk about life.
Speaker 5: We goof around.
Speaker 1: We talked a probably bus hell of jokes on each
Speaker 1: other though we did you know what we dude? What about?
Speaker 5: Conan was not at that, But Conan is a friend
Speaker 5: of mine. Also, Yeah, Conan lives in l A. And
Speaker 5: he's a really really funny guy.
Speaker 1: And hell yeah that's my dog. Conan. Really, Conan fuck
Speaker 1: with me. I don't know why, but Conan turned me up,
Speaker 1: brought me on that show a couple of times, really
Speaker 1: fucked around with him. Yeah, Bill Maher, Bill Maher brought
Speaker 1: me on this ship too. He was he was solid.
Speaker 1: He like, is that's somebody who we if we did
Speaker 1: do our you know what I mean, our our crank
Speaker 1: anchor thing, we'll probably have to bring into because he
Speaker 1: I think he smoked Hello weed too. He does, he does,
Speaker 1: He does smoke Hello weed. Dogs seemed like he'd be Smoking,
Speaker 1: Hello Weed Too, and Bust and Hello Joe Hella, Bust
Speaker 1: and Hello Funnies too. But that, yeah, that should be
Speaker 1: interesting as fuck. Yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's not like the old days were you know,
Speaker 5: Leno and Letterman didn't get along, or even like we're
Speaker 5: Leno and I didn't get along in the in the
Speaker 5: early days of of our show because and I think
Speaker 5: it's a lot of it is because of YouTube, and
Speaker 5: because of the fact that people watch the show when
Speaker 5: they feel like watching the show. In the old days,
Speaker 5: you had to watch the show at eleven thirty or
Speaker 5: twelve thirty, whatever time the show was on, So you
Speaker 5: had to pick a show, and you don't anymore. You
Speaker 5: can watch all of them.
Speaker 3: It's interesting. By the way, where do you think I
Speaker 3: mean it just and I mean, I imagine you guys
Speaker 3: have to have these comments you're having with your producers.
Speaker 3: Except but when you're I mean, ten years from now,
Speaker 3: where the hell do you see late night going in
Speaker 3: that context?
Speaker 5: Well, I don't know if there will be any late
Speaker 5: night television shows on network TV in ten years. Maybe
Speaker 5: there'll be one, but there won't be a lot of them.
Speaker 5: The audience is there's a lot to watch. You know,
Speaker 5: and now people can watch anything at any time, you know,
Speaker 5: They've got all these streaming services. It used to be like,
Speaker 5: you know, Johnny Carson was the only thing on at
Speaker 5: eleven thirty and so everybody watched, and then David Letterman
Speaker 5: was on after Johnny, and so people would watch those
Speaker 5: two shows. But now there are so many options, and
Speaker 5: maybe even more significantly, the fact that people are able
Speaker 5: to easily watch your monologue online the next day, it
Speaker 5: really cancels out the need to watch it when it's
Speaker 5: on the air. And once people stop watching it when
Speaker 5: it's on the air, networks are gonna stop paying for
Speaker 5: it to be made.
Speaker 2: Can you can you, Jimmy when you're done? Can you
Speaker 2: walk away and disappear? Can you, uh? Can you get
Speaker 2: away from this? And just like I'm out? Or do
Speaker 2: you always got to be cranking it and doing doing
Speaker 2: doing busy things.
Speaker 5: Well, it depends on what you mean by cranking it.
Speaker 5: But I you know what, I will have a hard
Speaker 5: time when it's over. I now, That's why I asked
Speaker 5: Marshaun earlier about his uh transition after playing it is
Speaker 5: because it worries me. And that's part of the reason
Speaker 5: why I I keep going each time I think, well,
Speaker 5: this is gonna be my last contract, and then I
Speaker 5: wind up signing another contract. It's because I have I
Speaker 5: I fear that day, that Monday after my final show,
Speaker 5: and it's like, Okay, now what I'm gonna do?
Speaker 1: Now? What am I going to do?
Speaker 5: Because there's you know, there's not a I don't know
Speaker 5: there there aren't a huge number of options for late
Speaker 5: night hosts after the shows are over. People think of
Speaker 5: you as a late night talk show host, and it's
Speaker 5: it's not like you're suddenly going to start starring in
Speaker 5: films trying to be an.
Speaker 3: Ex politician Jimmy jesus. I mean, I'll take your status
Speaker 3: over the ex politician status.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and our future is not bright, Gavin.
Speaker 3: No, it's really depressing. Yeah. We gotta sell by well,
Speaker 3: I gotta sell by date. It's called term limits.
Speaker 2: You don't necessarily he Hey, Sean, I think you and
Speaker 2: I can find Jimmy and Gavin a job when they're done, right, Marshaan,
Speaker 2: we'll find him something to do here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mar Sean, you're gonna be You're our sage. You'll
Speaker 3: guide us.
Speaker 2: But Jimmy, Ben Jimmy, it's justly as an agent. Like
Speaker 2: in the NFL. You know, if Marshaun walked away, he
Speaker 2: retired in his own terms and he still had to
Speaker 2: figure out what's next. But ninety nine percent of his athletes,
Speaker 2: the phone stops ringing, So then were just like, okay,
Speaker 2: I might play, I might not. And then you don't
Speaker 2: really know. There's no like, no one telling you, okay,
Speaker 2: it's time to leave. And so now you've got to
Speaker 2: figure out life. And that's the hard part as far
Speaker 2: as most of these players in every sport, because and
Speaker 2: I assume you entertainment, it's the same way. It's even
Speaker 2: worse because you know, the phone stops ringing, there's no
Speaker 2: more you know, auditions, whatever it may be. So your
Speaker 2: space and the athletic space is a brutal, brutal space.
Speaker 2: And I applaud you for making as far as you've done,
Speaker 2: and as is Marshaan. And by the way, Jimmy Marshawn
Speaker 2: and we talked about the top of the show is
Speaker 2: first year of eligibility this year for the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I think he'll get in next year and
Speaker 2: that's what we're campaign for. But in any event, it's
Speaker 2: a tough space. You guys, Sean, who will give your
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame speech?
Speaker 1: Well, shit, probably my mama.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you got to get her good and baked
Speaker 5: before she makes that speech.
Speaker 1: You know what, she don't make sure she takes care
Speaker 1: of her. So the only thing she probably don't say,
Speaker 1: just make sure you got that doughty pack phoney ready
Speaker 1: to go.
Speaker 5: I love that idea that you have your mother and
Speaker 5: tuck to you into the hall fan. Has anyone ever
Speaker 5: done that before? I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know my man, my mama
Speaker 1: mom was I can't even say it was. Is my
Speaker 1: biggest uh my biggest fan, my biggest supporter, and I
Speaker 1: mean shit, I could just remember the first the first time, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I was getting ready for a game. I'm
Speaker 1: in there, you know, laying out my my jersey, my pants,
Speaker 1: my socks, my cliques, like, oh, I'm gonna put my
Speaker 1: helmet right here, got my mouth piece this that, and
Speaker 1: I was so motherfucking and my mama come in the
Speaker 1: room like what the hell are you doing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting like, motherfucker you in here laying out your uh,
Speaker 1: laying out your uniform like it's the first day of school.
Speaker 5: I'm like, it is that's right, it is.
Speaker 1: We lost. We lost our first game, bro. I was
Speaker 1: crying and hell of ship, My mama told me some
Speaker 1: of the best advice that I you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's stuck with me, you know what I mean, for
Speaker 1: the rest of my career, Like uh, like, boy, are
Speaker 1: you over here crying and ship like you get to
Speaker 1: go out and do this again next week, so just
Speaker 1: go do better. I'm like, I get to do this
Speaker 1: again like you did. Look like you got about nine
Speaker 1: ten games left on the skein. Oh man, that was
Speaker 1: that was that was like you finish. Was the one
Speaker 1: who told you to let your nuts hang down, man,
Speaker 1: Jesus from up from from from up, from a small
Speaker 1: from from from from from a tiny tim you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, from a tiny tim. Moms was always
Speaker 1: you feel me though, pushing that issue like yeah, but
Speaker 1: when you get out there, you gotta let them nuts.
Speaker 5: Hagka, Mama Lynch is it? It was the best?
Speaker 2: Is the best, I mean his biggest fan by far,
Speaker 2: and her Hall of Fame speech will be up in
Speaker 2: trust me.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way.
Speaker 3: Marsh you may not Mama Lynch just she said left
Speaker 3: me like a three minute voicemail last week about all
Speaker 3: the political stuffy give me the same Guydamn advice literally
Speaker 3: is like it was literally showed up. Having heard from
Speaker 3: her forward said Mama Lynch, I'm like, you can't make
Speaker 3: this up. Did like all this advice and you know,
Speaker 3: just you know every's gonna be great. You know, it's
Speaker 3: like Jesus Christy.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's got it.
Speaker 3: We gotta.
Speaker 1: You know, she Mom's got some ism. You feel what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Mom's got some ism and one thing about her.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna tell the
Speaker 1: mother fucking straight up like nah, I'm cool. I ain't
Speaker 1: trying to talk to you like that. You feel me though,
Speaker 1: But Mom's gonna man come here, man, and I don't
Speaker 1: care who it is. She gonna come and she gonna
Speaker 1: get you some game and you're gonna walk away from
Speaker 1: it like damn that shit make a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy, there'll be games in Seattle. I grew up there,
Speaker 2: and I be, hey, Mama Linch, you want to go
Speaker 2: grab some lunch. She's like, no, I can't. I got
Speaker 2: an appearance. So she The fans love The fans loved
Speaker 2: her so much up in Seattle. Literally, she they would
Speaker 2: book her for appearances. The only mom I've known ever
Speaker 2: done is so you get the Seattle She'd be making
Speaker 2: five ten grand a game, going and going to tailgates and.
Speaker 1: So look, it was not only that, like cause you know,
Speaker 1: I mean we we we we we individuals with big
Speaker 1: hearts and ship. So you know what I mean, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't uh build relationships with a lot
Speaker 1: of my teammates. So you feel me when it comes
Speaker 1: down to it, it's like, Okay, this is my other
Speaker 1: other other son, and that other other other son happened
Speaker 1: to be me, So you know, my moms to get
Speaker 1: with shit. I'm talking about all the mamas from the team, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: come on, we could go over here. We go sign
Speaker 1: autographs for about an hour, hour and a half before
Speaker 1: the game. We go get a couple of dollars. So
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. We come out on the field,
Speaker 1: you know, everybody looking for they for they moms in
Speaker 1: the designated spots. The motherfucker's looking around like, hey man,
Speaker 1: we're I don't see my mama, Like oh yeah, bro,
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you bro, moms done. Took them
Speaker 1: over here to uh to Tacoma, the to the casino.
Speaker 1: They over there doing uh they're doing an autograph sign
Speaker 1: and they'll be here probably like around you know what
Speaker 1: I mean by about by the time the first quarter come.
Speaker 5: Rockwork.
Speaker 1: We come out running on the field for the start
Speaker 1: of the game. They sitting there like they've been there
Speaker 1: the whole time. Hey, baby, come in game. Where you
Speaker 1: been at? Oh shit, I had to go get me
Speaker 1: a bag right quick. And I'm talking about from Ship,
Speaker 1: from my sherman and Mama, Thomas, Mama, Irving, Mama combing
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, all the moms and
Speaker 1: then you feel me like, hold on, you got a sister, okay, well, Ship,
Speaker 1: bring your sister too. So now they got the moms
Speaker 1: and the aunties and that motherfuck's autographs. So when you
Speaker 1: come out and you hear all that screaming, you think
Speaker 1: it's for the teens, but hell and all the cameras
Speaker 1: that win and put uh put the mamas on the
Speaker 1: jumbo try and they cheer for the mamas and Ship like, yeah, Jimmy.
Speaker 5: What do you do you have any of that was
Speaker 5: your mama? Like that Jimmy, Uh, yeah, no, my mother
Speaker 5: is she's uh, she doesn't. She doesn't love being on camera,
Speaker 5: which of course makes me eager to put her on camera.
Speaker 5: Once years ago, when we're doing the mancho I, uh,
Speaker 5: I sat my mother down and I said, I ain't
Speaker 5: tell her what we're gonna do. But I sat her
Speaker 5: down in front of the camera and they said, Mom,
Speaker 5: when I was a kid, you never explained the facts
Speaker 5: of life to me. You never told me about sex.
Speaker 5: I had to find out figure it out from a neighbor,
Speaker 5: you know. So what I'd like you to do right now?
Speaker 5: And my mother's very uptight when it comes to this
Speaker 5: type of subject. I said, I want you to explain
Speaker 5: sex to me right now.
Speaker 1: Put it on my spot like that. I'm like thirty
Speaker 1: one at the time.
Speaker 5: He tried to joke away through it, and I was like, no,
Speaker 5: tell me how it or tell me start at the
Speaker 5: beginning and tell me how it works.
Speaker 1: How did that work out?
Speaker 2: He was very uncomfortable for her and very funny for me.
Speaker 1: Hello on, so you bring it up as a you know,
Speaker 1: you talk about when you as a kid, and shit, yeah,
Speaker 1: was you a funny ass kid too?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was?
Speaker 1: You know, I was always fucking around. That was my
Speaker 1: uh that was just how I.
Speaker 5: How I entertain myself in classes is interrupting the class.
Speaker 5: And some of the teachers really didn't like it. And
Speaker 5: some of the teachers really did like it. So, you know,
Speaker 5: the teachers that really did like it, I will never forget.
Speaker 5: And the teachers that really didn't like it, I guess
Speaker 5: I'll never forget them either, but me in different ways.
Speaker 1: Did you have hands too? Was you in no fight?
Speaker 1: No fights?
Speaker 5: No, I was a year younger than everybody. I think
Speaker 5: I weighed one hundred and twenty six pounds in high school.
Speaker 1: You know, so you was a little guy because how
Speaker 1: long some Uh I was holing at one of my folks, man,
Speaker 1: do he do some work with me? And he was
Speaker 1: telling me, Uh, I guess when you was in a
Speaker 1: might have been grade school. Yeah, the kids used to
Speaker 1: call you came not with a backpack, but with a briefcase. Briefcase, briefcase, Joe,
Speaker 1: is it? That is right? Yeah?
Speaker 5: My mom My first day of junior high school in
Speaker 5: Las Vegas at Kenny Gwyn Junior High School, my mom said, hey,
Speaker 5: you know, dad got a new briefcase and maybe you
Speaker 5: want to take his old briefcase to school. And you know,
Speaker 5: it was my first day of seventh I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: that'd be cool. I'm like, I'm like an adult now,
Speaker 5: I'll go in with a briefcase. And so I put
Speaker 5: all my stuff in the briefcase and I walked into
Speaker 5: the lunch room this first day, and I'll never forget it.
Speaker 5: I walk in and some bigger kids look over at
Speaker 5: me and they go, hey, briefcase Joe, and I just
Speaker 5: my heart sank. I was like, and I was so
Speaker 5: mad at my mother, like she should have known better,
Speaker 5: give me this briefcase.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 5: So when they did, when they so did that name
Speaker 5: stake for a while. It didn't, Thank god it didn't.
Speaker 5: I imagined it at that moment being my name for
Speaker 5: the whole rest of my career. But luckily, I don't
Speaker 5: think I ever saw those kids again, and I definitely
Speaker 5: never brought that briefcase back.
Speaker 1: But retired motherfuckers I did do.
Speaker 5: I wrote a rap song with eminem on the show
Speaker 5: once and that was the title of the song. It's
Speaker 5: on YouTube. It's called Briefcase Joe, and it's about the
Speaker 5: childhood trauma I experience from bringing my dad's briefcase to work.
Speaker 1: Heyll, Yeah, did you blame Hall of Jokes on them? Uh?
Speaker 5: No, No, I just I just I knew that I'd
Speaker 5: made a mistake, and I turned right around and walked out.
Speaker 3: Oh see, I wish I took that if I used
Speaker 3: to go to school with a suit on. So we'll
Speaker 3: talk about that another time.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: So you made it dippity do, a little gel, little
Speaker 3: whole thing. It was like, but no one, no one
Speaker 3: told me to stop. I didn't even know what. I
Speaker 3: didn't even get it. Surprise, I'm still here talk about it.
Speaker 5: You were like born to be governor. I wasn't tell
Speaker 5: you school. How old were you when you were?
Speaker 3: I was, I mean, I don't know. It's like ninth
Speaker 3: grade and I'm running around with a little clean.
Speaker 5: Tie and the whole thing, the whole all the way
Speaker 5: through high school.
Speaker 1: You were.
Speaker 3: It was when I discovered, you know, you were talking
Speaker 3: about sex there, but I discovered hair gel and that
Speaker 3: was like revelatory. A little dippity do I had. I
Speaker 3: played basketball my sophomore year and they had a little cheer,
Speaker 3: says dippity do, dippity do. Gavin, Gavin, we love you.
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know. I'll believe in jail.
Speaker 1: I believe in jail, I believe a suit. But you
Speaker 1: playing basketball? I just I'm did you play basketball in
Speaker 1: the seat?
Speaker 3: Buddy? Very cute Jesus once.
Speaker 1: Running down his God damn here down his here being
Speaker 1: in high tops in a suit, looking real good.
Speaker 2: Jesus and Jimmy, by the way, you and Marshawn do
Speaker 2: have something to calm and Jimmy, although you know Marshawn,
Speaker 2: tell Jimmy where your honorary degree is from.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can't see that motherfucker from Princeton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Princeton. Jimmy here, Jimmy's at U n ol V
Speaker 2: and you're at Princeton. Something's wrong with that, Marshaw. It
Speaker 2: was wrong with that.
Speaker 1: How long love to the kid? Man? I am show
Speaker 1: love to you, not just Piston though you feel me
Speaker 1: and slid it through cal too.
Speaker 2: Cal too, That's what I mean, Jimmy. We're all state
Speaker 2: school kids.
Speaker 1: We are to state.
Speaker 3: I'm a nine sixty s a t kid. I don't
Speaker 3: know about that. You you see nonsense ninety sixty buddy.
Speaker 3: I think it literally was nine sixty or nine eighty.
Speaker 3: Uh My mom said don't even take it again, because
Speaker 3: she's like, ain't gonna get easier, It's not gonna get better. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I air gel a suit and a nine sixty s
Speaker 3: a t How the hell did I end up here?
Speaker 1: You forgot the high tops with that suit?
Speaker 5: I got a twelve eight on my se TV and
Speaker 5: I still drunk from the night before when I took twelve.
Speaker 3: How the hell you get twelve eighty? Well, you'd get well,
Speaker 3: you'd get into you're getting all that private tutoring or something.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: I never did, not, never do a screw or anything.
Speaker 1: Some people just got it.
Speaker 3: Really, is that how works?
Speaker 1: I just got it? Some people come stock? Really, you
Speaker 1: know I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Really, Doug, you and I, Buddy.
Speaker 2: By the way, my sat is a little bit. My
Speaker 2: sat is below Gavenge and me. No bullshit. I took
Speaker 2: mine the day after my father died. So I didn't
Speaker 2: get a very good store.
Speaker 3: Right, that's an excuse. I don't have a goddamn excuse
Speaker 3: me a little dyslex sEH. I'll give myself a little grace, Okay,
Speaker 3: I got a little. So I wasn't good at those
Speaker 3: sort of you know, the rope and.
Speaker 2: You ended up in a good spot. You've over achieved that. Okay,
Speaker 2: you went from you went from getting bullied to hair
Speaker 2: Jael to the governor, So you've done.
Speaker 5: Really, you're super overachieved.
Speaker 2: I mean, by all accounts, you were kind of an
Speaker 2: imbecile in high school.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it's a good way to end a goddamn podcast.
Speaker 3: I think we're done. Bastards.
Speaker 1: Was they taking your lunch money to I talk about?
Speaker 3: We'll talk about all those things another day time, man. Yeah, really, seriously,
Speaker 3: mister Princeton.
Speaker 1: Really, some people just got it.
Speaker 2: Some people just got it.
Speaker 3: Funerary degrees is what they got.
Speaker 1: They did it right to on my degree. They put
Speaker 1: Marsha b smow lunch in parentheses. So somebody over there
Speaker 1: at Princeton knew what the fuck they was doing, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? And then you you get a
Speaker 1: top flight. Now I need to come up out of Princeton,
Speaker 1: like you feel me. I just prestige him about a
Speaker 1: couple another more notches on the prestige level. You feel me,
Speaker 1: I get people talking about you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Hey Moreshawn, you think you could give me this in
Speaker 1: this Princeton club? Like, Nah, you a square bro, we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't lock with like you up and you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, you gotta you know, I mean, you
Speaker 1: got to go put some work in, get your hands there.
Speaker 1: We got to make sure you tantos damn.
Speaker 2: To end that, Jimmy, I want to say, we really
Speaker 2: appreciate you coming on on vacation and uh, we've always
Speaker 2: admired what you've done. Your career has been epic. Uh
Speaker 2: and I can't thank you enough for joining us today.
Speaker 1: Yep. And before we let you go, I've been making
Speaker 1: this a thing that when we got individuals come on, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you? How are you doing? Though?
Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm good, I'm doing good. I mean, it's
Speaker 5: a nice question to ask. I appreciate you you asking
Speaker 5: that question, and uh, I will say everything's I can't complain.
Speaker 1: I'm in a good spot, all right, that's all good man,
Speaker 1: Thank you good. No, no problem, that's what for. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm here for.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: They didn't give me no specific uh uh a title
Speaker 1: with my honorary degree. So I'm a man of many
Speaker 1: hats right now. I'm a I'm a dummy ducker right now,
Speaker 1: so you feel me. I'm I'm I'm ducking a dodging
Speaker 1: donkey dummies right now, so you know, I mean, they
Speaker 1: come at the right time, so right now, you know
Speaker 1: I am doctor Lynch, you know, I mean doctor Beast,
Speaker 1: my old Lynch, and I just want to make sure
Speaker 1: that you're doing that, You're doing good, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 5: Personally, there's a mister Beast, and there's a doctor Beast.
Speaker 3: There's a doctor. The license of this mister doctor whatever
Speaker 3: the hell is.
Speaker 1: Don't make you go around that on that wall and.
Speaker 3: Practice.
Speaker 1: Brother, Yeah, I got it. It's called it's called orange
Speaker 1: juice in a blunt for breakfast and then we're good.
Speaker 2: With that.
Speaker 3: Jimmy, Thanks for enjoying us, brothers.
Speaker 1: You big care
Speaker 4: Bank b