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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking the stress out of

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Speaker 1: your bathroom duties with a new invention, the toilet paper drone.

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Speaker 1: Not only does it hold the role, it'll even fly down.

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Speaker 2: And wipe for you.

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Speaker 1: Just whatever you do, don't press the giant red button

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the country.

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Speaker 2: It's Laser Stories, their segment where we read weird.

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Speaker 1: News stories around the glove, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. There's other tutor scooters. Just

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Speaker 1: dump this first Laser Stories out of Toronto. Twenty eight

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Speaker 1: year olds, do we? Senior answered an ad for an

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Speaker 1: iPhone fifteen on Facebook marketplace and set up a meeting

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Speaker 1: for the transaction, not knowing that it was all a scam.

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Speaker 2: And I know I'm always so trusting too. I'm like, sure,

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Speaker 2: I'll meet you in a dark parking lot and one

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Speaker 2: in the morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for like a fraction of the price of a

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Speaker 1: real iPhone.

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Speaker 2: But do we meet this guy?

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Speaker 1: And after exchanging pleasantries, he decided it all seemed good,

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Speaker 1: so gave the con man nine hundred dollars cash. Right

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Speaker 1: after that, he realized the phone didn't work. Oh went

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Speaker 1: and tried to get his money back, but the thief

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Speaker 1: made a run for it with the cash, and we.

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Speaker 2: Were going to play sound what issue though.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty cold out, so while the crook was attempting

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Speaker 1: to sprint away, he slipped on some ice and the

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Speaker 1: cash flew out of his hands.

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Speaker 2: God really doesn't sorry, That's what it's like. We're watching

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Speaker 2: looney Tunes right now.

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Speaker 1: Dewey ran over to collect the money and wouldn't wouldn't

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Speaker 1: you know it? The scammer got back upon his feet

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Speaker 1: and assaulted him before.

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Speaker 2: Running off again. Did he get his money?

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Speaker 1: Though? In the end, he got back almost all of

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Speaker 1: his money and was not injured. Afterwards, Dewey told the

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Speaker 1: police that he learned his lesson. The next time he

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Speaker 1: tries to buy a phone off the internet, he is

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Speaker 1: not using Facebook Marketplace, only Craigslist, the reliable one, cause.

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Speaker 2: You know what you're getting with Craigslist. Yeah, get a

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Speaker 2: lot more than just a phone with interaction.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Guinness headquarters halfway

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Speaker 1: through January. We've already got our first massive scandal. Really,

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Speaker 1: the record for world's oldest dog might be totally bogus.

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Speaker 1: No I say that, and I say it might be

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Speaker 1: because last year Guinness certified that a dog in Portugal

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Speaker 1: named Bobie was over thirty, making him the oldest dog

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Speaker 1: ever to be alive.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thirty four.

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Speaker 1: Years to live to thirty is that a possibility?

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Speaker 2: I mean the games of fetch would just be so boring.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't like fetch anyway. You don't want to do

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Speaker 2: that for thirty more years ago, I do. Sadly Bobi

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Speaker 2: is not around anymore.

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Speaker 1: But before that happened, his owner had a vet submit

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Speaker 1: documentation that Bobie was born May nineteen ninety two, meaning he.

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Speaker 2: Lived for thirty one years. That means I would have

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Speaker 2: had a dog from sixth grade till now. That's crazy.

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Speaker 1: He was a type of livestock guardian dog that usually

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Speaker 1: lives twelve to fourteen years, so thirty one would be

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Speaker 1: more than twice that. Yeah, and that seemed a little unbelievable. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that is weird, especially when photos of Bobie emerged from

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine showing a dog that looked like him

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Speaker 1: but with slightly different colored paws. So a council member

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Speaker 1: at the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons in England was intense.

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Speaker 1: They were a pretty blunt when asked about it, saying, quote,

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Speaker 1: not just single one of my colleagues believes Bobie was

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Speaker 1: actually thirty one. Guinness put out a statement saying a

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Speaker 1: formal review is underway and if Bobie's record does get nullified,

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Speaker 1: it'd go back to an Australian cattle dog named Bluey.

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Speaker 1: She was born in nineteen ten and lived to be

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Speaker 1: twenty nine and a half.

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Speaker 2: That was the year you were born, Broke. It just

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Speaker 2: dawned on me, what if the guy actually believes his

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Speaker 2: dog was that old because his parents like switched it

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Speaker 2: out to be like twelve or ten or something when

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Speaker 2: he has it dogs he's lying. No, yea, he could be.

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Speaker 2: That's so smart.

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Speaker 1: Don't call him a stupid idiot.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to your next Lazer story. You out of

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Speaker 2: food news.

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Speaker 1: Y Taco Bell just announced its first ever cereal. What

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Speaker 1: the heck? So? I saw this headline and immediately thought,

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Speaker 1: maybe tiny little tacos and.

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Speaker 2: Milk might be No, no, not anything. That's it. Well,

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Speaker 2: just milk in any Mexican food. Doesn't it work for me?

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Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that, yeah, sadly, or maybe

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Speaker 1: thankfully it's not little tiny tacos it's actually a breakfast

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Speaker 1: take on their cinnamon Twist dessert options.

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're not traditional churls.

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell fans in a handful of cities. We'll get

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Speaker 1: to try it this week. They're not selling it in stores,

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Speaker 1: are online, not for now. Instead, they're partnering with Uber

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Speaker 1: Eats and giving away boxes for free.

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Speaker 2: I'd be so nervous. I was an Uber Eats driver

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Speaker 2: that I was gonna get, like, you know, held up

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Speaker 2: just for those boxes. Would you give me all your

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell.

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Speaker 1: Before you get you know, I am recording everything between

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Speaker 1: now and Monday. People in New York, LA, Chicago, Miami, Dallas,

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Speaker 1: and Atlanta. I can get a box of Cinnamon Twist

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Speaker 1: cereal if they use Uber Eats to order Taco Bell

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Speaker 1: breakfast before eleven, AM okay.

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Speaker 2: So if they're in a bad place in life.

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Speaker 1: For everyone else, here's the actual advice Taco Bell gave.

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Speaker 1: They say, just order some normal cinnamon twists, crush them

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Speaker 1: up and add milk.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, sounds like they put a whole lot of

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Speaker 1: work into making up this serial.

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Speaker 2: Good job, Taco Bell, right, don't spend the six dollars.

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Speaker 1: This next Leser story is out of TV trends. Try

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Speaker 1: not to be too excited for this, but a Chucky

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Speaker 1: Cheese game show is in the works where duos of

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Speaker 1: big kids, you know, people over us, over the agats,

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Speaker 1: we can compete in supersized arcade games.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but it sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: It'll include things like pinball, air hockey, ski ball, and

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Speaker 1: the human claw.

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Speaker 2: I've seen that.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys ever seen that when they actually watch

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Speaker 1: you in a giant thing and then they lower you

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Speaker 1: down and get it.

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Speaker 2: On TikTok Maybe it's in Japan that in real life,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, TikTok.

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Speaker 1: So the play games like that, and the pair who

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Speaker 1: earns the most tickets we'll get to exchange them for

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Speaker 1: prizes off a massive version of the Chuck E Cheese

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Speaker 1: prize wall.

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Speaker 2: So it's still pretty early on.

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Speaker 1: No word yet on a network or a premiere day,

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Speaker 1: but the news is it's being done by the same

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Speaker 1: guys behind shows like Top Chef and Nails It.

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Speaker 2: Oh cool. So it'll be done by so pretty high

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Speaker 2: quality stuff.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if this guy got his own show, like

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Speaker 1: we know it would be some type of reality dating program.

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Speaker 2: I wonder what it would be called.

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Speaker 1: Maybe shoe swap, texting your idea seven nine two. We

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Speaker 1: gotta get this off the ground. That's how means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again, same

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Speaker 2: Time on Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,