Speaker 1: Welcome to Will you Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 1: Well things got weird over here globally and personally, but
Speaker 1: here we are in our safe space. This is what
Speaker 1: we do, you guys. I don't want to say it
Speaker 1: because I don't want to upset her, but I do
Speaker 1: want to warn her so she's not side. So this
Speaker 1: is my last day with my daughter soon to be
Speaker 1: my sister in law. What she needs, Rosie, my sister
Speaker 1: in law.
Speaker 2: You don't want her to hear the I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1: I don't want her to be shocked when she leaves
Speaker 1: with my sisters. I don't want her to be shocked.
Speaker 1: But she leaves my business associate, my physician.
Speaker 3: Hello, look at another episode of Welle.
Speaker 1: Except this Rose. My name is Artby and coming to
Speaker 1: you from my cat's sanctuary and my bougie garage in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, California. I'm just going to introduce all the
Speaker 1: women and then tell you a strange tale. Then we'll
Speaker 1: get going with me today. You know, Can I just
Speaker 1: say I love you so much? You know her as
Speaker 1: Gale the Snail.
Speaker 2: Happy to be here in these trying times.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you how excited I was, Like that
Speaker 1: you were available and that you could calm And I'm
Speaker 1: glad that it's like just a lady. It's just a lady.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to be in Dallas for stand up
Speaker 4: on November sixth, and I had the force or eighth
Speaker 4: and I had the foresight to go, I am I
Speaker 4: want to be in Texas.
Speaker 1: In twenty sixteen, I was in Houston and I got
Speaker 1: I got like rubbed by men and women. Everyone was hammered,
Speaker 1: celebrating and just like being like you're fun like afterwards,
Speaker 1: like a lot of side squeezes in the photos after us.
Speaker 1: You also know her from twenty four as Chloe Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, a brilliant stand up We love her so much,
Speaker 1: and a cat mom to eat.
Speaker 2: What kind of a cat Savannah?
Speaker 1: Dude, If you think your Bengal is wild, go for
Speaker 1: a Savannah lady. Marylyn Rice, God, thanks for having me
Speaker 1: and mary Lynne's going to be in town for my
Speaker 1: birthday party this year. You've never may you've never come,
Speaker 1: and this is the year.
Speaker 4: This is working out good for me. Just canceling everything, Yeah,
Speaker 4: is working out well.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you might have a good time. Who knows. Doug
Speaker 1: Benson will be there.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Jerry trainor will be there our fore top high top
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. A woman across from me that I
Speaker 1: laughed my ass off last Sunday night. We also went
Speaker 1: to an advanced screening of Wicked together at at nine
Speaker 1: am screening. It was a three hours nine am screening.
Speaker 3: She wanted us to hear that music very early.
Speaker 1: She's also tomorrow morning. I have to fly up to
Speaker 1: Berkeley tomorrow morning. Before I leave, I have to slightly
Speaker 1: drug my sweet foster daughter.
Speaker 3: And then I break in and steal her.
Speaker 1: You break in and we're morning. Look, you're gonna be
Speaker 1: in the middle of the morning, so you can because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be doing it pretty early. So you want
Speaker 1: that gaba pent I'll eave an extra gabapentan for you.
Speaker 3: But like, I also have something.
Speaker 1: Okay, So she's gonna be dry. She's gonna be bringing Rosie,
Speaker 1: Oh the best cat, shout out mit and I to
Speaker 1: meet her. She's gonna bringing Rosie to her brother. Is
Speaker 1: your brother excited? How does he feels? He talked about
Speaker 1: the fact that tomorrow's the day.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, he text me every day being like how
Speaker 3: is she? What's she doing?
Speaker 2: How is she? What's she doing?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Really, I don't have time to respond to Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: Can we be on a text thread with your brother?
Speaker 1: Because I would text him independently, just videos all day.
Speaker 2: He had a couple of stats like what does he has?
Speaker 2: He had a cat before?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, where he treated her like his daughter.
Speaker 3: He had a cat that lived for twenty years. And
Speaker 3: so he's a big He's always been a big cad.
Speaker 1: When did that cat pass away?
Speaker 3: It was earlier this year, like April.
Speaker 1: He just wait, and so he's already bought her cat trees.
Speaker 1: He bought her multiple beds, one with a cover, because
Speaker 1: he knows she'll be scared at first. Inceh' wanna hide?
Speaker 1: This is a king. This is a king.
Speaker 2: She's going to replace the.
Speaker 1: Would he feel comfortable having me text him?
Speaker 3: I mean as him. He's kind of a no.
Speaker 1: No, he's a private guy.
Speaker 3: He's a private guy.
Speaker 1: You will just tell him that. I start every morning
Speaker 1: first thing with the two routube. Okay, I feed her.
Speaker 1: She loves it. She's looking that those little cheer root tubes.
Speaker 1: Ladies don't doctor my physician, my financial advisor, my musical
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Speaker 1: Hannah Montana, Ariana Rosanna, Rosanna Dana, Miss Mewreen, Rosie Hosyer Levigne.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the program, doctor Bananas. Obviously yes, obviously.
Speaker 2: Are you to not?
Speaker 1: Are you to not? Okay, I'm gonna also give a
Speaker 1: shout out to a woman who is so kind through
Speaker 1: this process, who's helped me run my you have no idea,
Speaker 1: which is really actually there's a story to tell. He
Speaker 1: has helped me run this cat sanctuary. I called her
Speaker 1: sobbing yesterday. She picked up and talked me off a
Speaker 1: ledge and was not frightened and helped was very so compacive.
Speaker 1: This woman's heart is so huge, and I knew I cook.
Speaker 1: There's so many people where I would call stop mid
Speaker 1: sob like it's not it's not like we're getting into
Speaker 1: the pool of like hey, hey Katie, I'm just having
Speaker 1: There was no she had no foreplay before the sob
Speaker 1: It was full. I was already like hyperventilating and I
Speaker 1: called her and she was so kind and like just
Speaker 1: like didn't talk me out of it, but didn't like
Speaker 1: get but also like cal me down to the point
Speaker 1: where I felt that didn't like make me feel bananas
Speaker 1: for calling ladies and gentlemen KT money KT money leve.
Speaker 1: All right, here's the story and then I'll get going.
Speaker 1: Here's what happened. Ready, So look, yes, it is a
Speaker 1: weird day for the world for everybody. Everybody live and
Speaker 1: let live, to do what you gotta do. But for
Speaker 1: me just felt weird. And I had other things personally
Speaker 1: that had happened that were incredibly disappointing and that I'd
Speaker 1: found out on election night in public, which I just
Speaker 1: I mean, I had a brutal phone call to me
Speaker 1: personally that was like and I was like in public,
Speaker 1: so I had to be like, hey, god like so
Speaker 1: like everyone. It was just a really fucked phone call
Speaker 1: I got Tuesday night that I was reeling from. And
Speaker 1: then so I came out to see my girl Rosie,
Speaker 1: and I'm in this bougie garage and there's a glass door.
Speaker 1: There's French doors, and I turn around, I'm like, over
Speaker 1: my shoulder, there's another exact replica her twin flame. There's
Speaker 1: another Rosie steering right back at us through the door,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh fuck. So it turns out I
Speaker 1: think I'm like in like stranger things. I think there's
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I'm like the demogorgant, Like there's like.
Speaker 5: Somebody like yeah, they just keep multiplying, like they keep multiplying.
Speaker 6: Personally, I think there's one of these cats put a
Speaker 6: call out about your house.
Speaker 1: Okay, so here's the thing. So there was another cat
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh shit. So then I had
Speaker 1: to do Fortune and Tom Poppi's podcast. So I did
Speaker 1: the podcast and then I'm Debbie. Ryan was staying with me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, hey, Debbie, there's
Speaker 1: like I saw a cat and then weird shit always
Speaker 1: happens when I'm with it. Debbie, there's so we are
Speaker 1: some witch connection. So I mean I I literally like
Speaker 1: made like I was. I found out my mom died
Speaker 1: in front of Debbie, and I mean like Debbie and
Speaker 1: I have like a weird, bigger large She drove me
Speaker 1: to my Airbnb in Atlanta. She's like, I do have
Speaker 1: my driver's license. You've never seen me drive, but I
Speaker 1: actually am a legal driver. Like that was like like
Speaker 1: there's some weird men me weird things like that. So
Speaker 1: Debbie happens to be here and she's like getting ready
Speaker 1: to she's filming a fancy movie. She's in nineties business
Speaker 1: casual for her fitting. So I'm like, she's like dressed
Speaker 1: up to go. It's her first day yesterday to go
Speaker 1: like for this fitting. And I'm like, hey, I heard
Speaker 1: this cat and like I saw this cat and I
Speaker 1: was outside going hey kitty, and I could hear Mary
Speaker 1: or me out and I'm like, hey kitty. So I
Speaker 1: get Debbie and look there's like the fence. If you
Speaker 1: look outside, there's like over the shed this cat. This
Speaker 1: we hear and it was like through the bushes. We
Speaker 1: couldn't find it. It had gotten stuck.
Speaker 3: Oh so it was outside your friend stores and then
Speaker 3: it went.
Speaker 1: It ran, it ran, and so like it was let
Speaker 1: me show you. It literally got stuck in the fence.
Speaker 1: So like its entire backside was stuck in the fence.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, like it was trapped in the fence.
Speaker 1: Like it was like and we couldn't. So then Debbie,
Speaker 1: Debbie rips off her shirt because she had to go
Speaker 1: to the fitting and didn't want to climbs on my shed.
Speaker 1: She goes, I'm shirtless on a shed and she's like,
Speaker 1: I have a hammer. We're hammering the fence to try
Speaker 1: to get the cat. She's trying. She's lifting up the
Speaker 1: cat and is high up like the cat's weigh the
Speaker 1: fuck down there. You know, she's lifting up the she's
Speaker 1: lifting up the cat. We can't get it out, so
Speaker 1: the cat stuck and so she's like, she's like, we
Speaker 1: gotta go around, so we run. So here we are
Speaker 1: the day after the election. We don't know how. Everyone
Speaker 1: has their own opinion about what happened. I show up
Speaker 1: at my neighbor, who I've never met with a Disney star.
Speaker 1: We're holding a hammer, a rake, and a bag of
Speaker 1: temptations we found on the door, like we've got to
Speaker 1: come so that I don't know what's happening. There's me
Speaker 1: and Debbie pounding on the door the hammer and a
Speaker 1: bag of temptations and a rake, and we're like, we
Speaker 1: need to get through your house and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: we get through. Debbie lifts the cat, lifts the cat
Speaker 1: up off the thing. The cat starts running and it's
Speaker 1: dragging its legs behind it like a platypush. Okay, like
Speaker 1: its legs were like dead behind it.
Speaker 3: I now, do we think that happened because of the fence?
Speaker 1: Yes, I saw it. It was fine stick. It got stuck
Speaker 1: and it had been there and if I hadn't seen it,
Speaker 1: and if I hadn't called for it, I wouldn't it
Speaker 1: would have died in the fence. So thank god. Debbie
Speaker 1: was so funny. She was incredible. She goes over there,
Speaker 1: she like it was like a mom with a baby
Speaker 1: that's like pinned over under like a volkswagon. Here's Debbie
Speaker 1: running back from my neighbor and business casual. She goes.
Speaker 1: Debby goes to me. She goes, literally, she didn't even
Speaker 1: she goes when nobody had discussed it, she goes, Daisy's
Speaker 1: in trouble. I'm like what. She's like, Daisy's stuck in
Speaker 1: the fence. I'm like, okay, crazy. So I was like okay.
Speaker 1: So she's running back. She's like, get a carrier, call
Speaker 1: for Daisy. I'm like okay. So I like run him
Speaker 1: and I'm like, fuck, there's another fucking bangle. Now it's
Speaker 1: like paralyzed. I get the I get Rosie's carrier and
Speaker 1: I'm calling doctor Lisa. They tell me to go to
Speaker 1: the emergency room and they're like, what's the cat's name.
Speaker 1: I'm like Daisy, Like so the Debbie puts Daisy in
Speaker 1: the carrier. Daisy starts crying. We hear another fucking there's
Speaker 1: another one. There's another one. I'm sure it wasn't like
Speaker 1: Rosie outside. No, no, no, we were like and then
Speaker 1: so I start looking and Debbie's like, we don't have
Speaker 1: time for this. She's like, this one is in trouble,
Speaker 1: and you're looking for the third. And I'm like, but
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's what I want to say. They've
Speaker 1: all been they've all been spade. None of them have
Speaker 1: been chipped. And I hate to say I put him
Speaker 1: on all the next door apps and what not. I
Speaker 1: think I do too, because they're all six pounds. So
Speaker 1: if those are your cats, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: back to you. I'm sorry. You don't get to They
Speaker 1: don't have to have moved, and one is an accident,
Speaker 1: one is an accident. Two six pounds. No callers, you're
Speaker 1: a bad petal. No, like my sister, that's how she
Speaker 1: got ago. Somebody moved and just left. You can't have
Speaker 1: you too.
Speaker 2: This person had all the siblings.
Speaker 1: To yes, yes, yes, it doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: You can't.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: If you're a pet owner and none of all of
Speaker 1: them have gotten out and they're all down to six pounds.
Speaker 1: I will allow one, I will not allow two. And
Speaker 1: I think there's a third, like you can't or if
Speaker 1: you have outdoor cats but you've got a misspade but
Speaker 1: you're not feeding them, then then you can't have These cats.
Speaker 5: Are not acting like outdoor cats, like were these are
Speaker 5: outdoor cats that live near Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and they are like I hate.
Speaker 5: That they're outdoor because I'm afraid they're gonna get killed,
Speaker 5: but they are like very savvy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So here's the happy ending, and then we'll get to
Speaker 1: So we bring the cat to the emergency room with
Speaker 1: the best, the best hospital I've ever been to, the
Speaker 1: one in on Colorado Boulevard VAC. I'll tell you it
Speaker 1: was incredible. It was the best one. It was. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. It was the best one by far.
Speaker 1: They're like, who's financially responsible for Daisy? And Debbie goes, well,
Speaker 1: you got the first bangled this is mine. I was like, okay.
Speaker 1: So then the point of contact and here she is
Speaker 1: in the waiting room with the cat and basically this cat.
Speaker 1: So it turns out she's not paralyzed. She is a
Speaker 1: pelvis is broken in three spots. She needs to be
Speaker 1: created for. She doesn't need surgery, she needs to be
Speaker 1: created for. This is her in the waiting room with
Speaker 1: Debbie and pelvis got broken from but she's gonna but
Speaker 1: she's not paralyzed, so it's either Debbie's either gonna keep her.
Speaker 1: She's in Debbie's house right now, in the shower, and
Speaker 1: like they got her a little create. Here she is
Speaker 1: last night. It's just like, but it turned out okay.
Speaker 1: So Daisy's her brother in law is watching Daisy all
Speaker 1: day because because and then and then we have some
Speaker 1: people who've offered Lisa said she could rehabilitate her. Like,
Speaker 1: so so Daisy's turned out okay. Here she is in
Speaker 1: Debbie's shower. I got her her own dome. This is
Speaker 1: her last night.
Speaker 6: Oh good, So she's getting rest to try. Did they
Speaker 6: put a cast on anything?
Speaker 1: No, they said she didn't need it. She just needs
Speaker 1: to like not that she'll be okay and like and
Speaker 1: like but all over and they were all like, this
Speaker 1: is like the no more fences and they're like, this
Speaker 1: is like the sweetest. It was literally an exact replica
Speaker 1: of Rosie. So now we're going to find this third cat.
Speaker 5: Yeah there are.
Speaker 1: I mean I saw you put food out. I put
Speaker 1: food in anyone whos ate it? I put it out
Speaker 1: this morning. I can't tell you know what. I should
Speaker 1: put it to the top. Yeah, I should put it
Speaker 1: to the top, and then say I just there we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: So guys, sorry for the long. I'm sure if you're
Speaker 1: a new listener, you're like, I came here for the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I didn't come here for your kid. But what's wild
Speaker 1: is like I we were joking about how all the
Speaker 1: cats are going to find the podcast, and they did.
Speaker 1: A week later. They're all talking, this is the has
Speaker 1: to go to dude, and this is like you have
Speaker 1: to be a Bangal. You have to be a Bangal.
Speaker 1: Obviously you have to be high end. I mean, I
Speaker 1: just felt so bad and then we'll get going that. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, Rosie's been living in a lap of luxury
Speaker 1: and this poor her sister has been out there, like,
Speaker 1: but Daisy's now living in living in a in a
Speaker 1: house and Daisy's got a great life. She's business, business, casual,
Speaker 1: she's got a wide lake trouser. I just thought that
Speaker 1: was look and she's and and shout out Debbie. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you she was incredible. She was incredible. She
Speaker 1: was so funny. She goes, she goes, you want to
Speaker 1: know who you want to be within a crisis A formeruser,
Speaker 1: She's like, I can get shipped done. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, that's to me. I was like, you
Speaker 1: should write an action movie and have that be like
Speaker 1: the like tagline. It's fucking hilarious. Anyway, there we go, guys,
Speaker 1: here we are. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 1: I just had to share that because everyone's been part
Speaker 1: of their journey and I'm like, this is happening.
Speaker 2: But I think.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 1: Guess what, Kim our listener, one of these will be
Speaker 1: for you might have a cat. You might have a
Speaker 1: cat that needs to be and Kim, we're gonna get
Speaker 1: you that third. Kim is in San Diego. Kim wanted
Speaker 1: Rosie and then there was like some confusion. But now
Speaker 1: Kim Kim wanted Rosy him, but she already got married
Speaker 1: to Anna's brother or adopted. So then look, maybe we'll
Speaker 1: work at with Daisy. Maybe Debbie won't be able to
Speaker 1: keep Daisy. But there's also a third, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: get Kim, one of the Bengals Okay series, So Kim
Speaker 1: get ready, get your little doughnut ready. Guys, can we
Speaker 1: just say overall, how are you enjoying the season? Maryland?
Speaker 1: Are you watching the whole season?
Speaker 2: I am okay, I am enjoying it very much. I
Speaker 2: really And this is back to your last podcast.
Speaker 4: I really went to a place when you were talking
Speaker 4: about how much she talked about her ex.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was listening to you discuss it, going, oh my god,
Speaker 4: what is she? And it's almost like I want to
Speaker 4: throw a two cents into that, please, And it's a
Speaker 4: little bit inflammatory.
Speaker 1: I like, I want to hear this. This is good.
Speaker 2: When you start mentioning so much, I'm not saying you're
Speaker 2: not creating.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, so you agree with what I was saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4: You can live without It makes me think further the
Speaker 4: theory of him being the overbearing alpha that she like
Speaker 4: is strong and independent and compassionate but like almost like
Speaker 4: but John, like she can't see beyond well, I want
Speaker 4: to you've had some kind of clutch on her in
Speaker 4: a wace.
Speaker 1: And like a weird chemical horny way too of like yeah,
Speaker 1: because I will tell you this. The main thing that
Speaker 1: stood out, the one line in the softest mental all
Speaker 1: of all time. I want to say the thing the
Speaker 1: line that stood out to me was when she said
Speaker 1: to Pascal, I loved your family, I loved your lifestyle.
Speaker 1: That and so, and I could see myself like in it,
Speaker 1: like she liked the money. Now allegedly because.
Speaker 4: She said about Jonathan, you're the best person. I feel
Speaker 4: so like warm around your way.
Speaker 1: She wanted the life, but I don't want that.
Speaker 4: You don't want the like total sweetheart. No not that
Speaker 4: I mean I love Pascal, but no, I.
Speaker 1: Was I clocked the I loved you, I loved your lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I thought that and also doctor Banana And this is
Speaker 1: all allegedly but like allegedly her ex.
Speaker 6: Wait, okay, so first I want to shout out on
Speaker 6: Instagram Peter who's at Laximus one for one.
Speaker 3: Who really did the research. Sure he really dug deep
Speaker 3: into jones husband's cast.
Speaker 1: It, So tell people what the initial allegations were. This
Speaker 1: is incredible, Get right.
Speaker 6: So it looks like so it's just some white collar stuff.
Speaker 6: There was like a DOJ article about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's like money.
Speaker 6: So he was the Vassos Jones husband was taking money
Speaker 6: from a guy, Keith Fournay, who applied for a minority
Speaker 6: business enterprise contract in the state of Maryland to update
Speaker 6: the courthouse printers or something. He got like four hundred
Speaker 6: k for the contract but did no work and funneled
Speaker 6: all that money to Vassos under the suspicion the fish
Speaker 6: what is.
Speaker 2: The word auspices all that money to Surgery under.
Speaker 6: The idea of being part of his business solutions business,
Speaker 6: part of his business. Okay, so office solutions business. And
Speaker 6: then Vassos funneled that money back to FOURNEE to buy
Speaker 6: land for a strip club in Northeast Washington, d C.
Speaker 6: And then to renovate it over time. But then the
Speaker 6: DC government ended up seizing the club.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so he's also I'm hardly a serial tax evader.
Speaker 1: He was going to like, this is a hawk that's
Speaker 1: going to open a strip club, like which he saw
Speaker 1: John as the hawk, and she was like it was
Speaker 1: like a hawk evading text taxes and like trying to
Speaker 1: open a strip club. That's the one that that's the
Speaker 1: perfect one that got away.
Speaker 3: That's the one who lived life lnge.
Speaker 4: And then I'm sure there's a psychological but yeah, that
Speaker 4: like yeah. Looking up to him, he's the yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: and it's like yeah, even though she intellectually says.
Speaker 1: The right thing, Yes, she does, she does.
Speaker 4: You can live without him, But you don't believe that
Speaker 4: she's Katie.
Speaker 1: What do you think of the strip club? Why is
Speaker 1: she like? So, my god, that's so crazy. I almost
Speaker 1: don't even you know, I write notes for every episode.
Speaker 1: I almost don't even want to stick to my notes
Speaker 1: on the on the mental all and I almost just
Speaker 1: kind of want to organically let us like does talk
Speaker 1: about because it's not like good.
Speaker 6: Okay, Maryland and the Feds went after John and Joan
Speaker 6: Vassos for unpaid taxes back in two thousand and eight
Speaker 6: for like five hundred k.
Speaker 1: That's a so he made. I mean, that's a lot
Speaker 1: of taxes.
Speaker 2: All legend were just so giving.
Speaker 4: She has the luxury to like, yeah, exactly, he's such
Speaker 4: a listener exactly because she's living in the lap of luxury.
Speaker 1: One of mine is cutting crazy, My ears are cut,
Speaker 1: my ears are gone. Here we go, there we go.
Speaker 6: Apparently a lot of people have gone after him and
Speaker 6: his company for breach of contract.
Speaker 3: Different counties and wow, so he was.
Speaker 6: Also like casually like scamming, like minority business owners as well. Anyway,
Speaker 6: all under the guise of a company that was printer Solutions.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's just like a fraud. I feel like if
Speaker 1: you owe five hundred thousand of back taxes, you're earning
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Yeah, Like, if that's your.
Speaker 3: Time, that's why you live. That's why she went from
Speaker 3: living in Potomac to like.
Speaker 1: Rockville around because they had because there was something.
Speaker 6: Like he look and then he died of cancer, which
Speaker 6: like sucks, But like, I wonder how much of that
Speaker 6: is now on.
Speaker 1: Joan meaning dead dead Like.
Speaker 6: I don't know. Look, obviously who knows. I don't really understand.
Speaker 1: I haven't ever. I mean I didn't lose my husband,
Speaker 1: Like if he had had debt, would I have then
Speaker 1: have had to pay that debt because we were married?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like the way she misses him is that she
Speaker 4: misses the whole package of like what.
Speaker 3: Does it feel like?
Speaker 1: She likes Chalk the most when he drove really fast
Speaker 1: in the ATV, No Chalk in the ATV when they
Speaker 1: like her horniest moment for Chalk. Well, she like Pascal
Speaker 1: because he's the bad boy and he's rich. She like
Speaker 1: Chalk the most when there was that risk of like
Speaker 1: faster faster, like like, there's something about a good girl
Speaker 1: with a bad boy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she does not like the guys who are nice
Speaker 4: waiting for her or.
Speaker 1: Her who Yeah, she's guy. Yeah, and he's a really sweet.
Speaker 2: He's so sweet and he's handsome.
Speaker 1: He's like kind of like of he I mean, like
Speaker 1: Chalk's a nice looking I mean, he's not my type
Speaker 1: of guy, but he's a good looking older man. Like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Side note, can I just say that,
Speaker 1: like king, somebody somebody me a shot of Jordan's hometown
Speaker 1: and said, how did Boner Patrol miss this? Uh? And okay,
Speaker 1: and like there was a huge boner Okay, wait, let
Speaker 1: me see if I can find it. Jordan. Jordan had
Speaker 1: a huge maybe it's just like no, he no. I
Speaker 1: noticed his pants. They were really tight, and I think
Speaker 1: he's got a package, was just packing.
Speaker 5: I think, So, No, he's got a huge pants. I
Speaker 5: noticed his pants down there they go.
Speaker 1: He got a bad boy.
Speaker 5: I was like, I was like, what kind of man
Speaker 5: that age wears pants that tight?
Speaker 1: Like happening a.
Speaker 3: Few times on the show. Some of the guys are
Speaker 3: good though.
Speaker 2: He did his pants because he's a decent.
Speaker 1: St They didn't talk to him last night, yeah, he
Speaker 1: like because he didn't even he made it to hometowns,
Speaker 1: Like why not? Was wrong? I guess he wasn't like
Speaker 1: the beloved. Okay, so who do you guys? I mean,
Speaker 1: do you want me to go through an order? Let's
Speaker 1: take it. We'll start out with Charles and his hair
Speaker 1: dye walking into the studio. Did he do a blend? Please?
Speaker 2: I would love him more like he lost points to me.
Speaker 2: How maybe it's the food. I know, I thought that
Speaker 2: you should be put on the spot and go I
Speaker 2: dyed my hair.
Speaker 4: But he could have gotten out of it in a
Speaker 4: I know, like yeah, I had got a makeover.
Speaker 1: It is also like when people and you now even
Speaker 1: see I mean like he did look hands but you see,
Speaker 1: but he looked you could he could have done like
Speaker 1: a salty PEPs. Yes, like just like like a salty pet.
Speaker 2: Whoever did it did him a disservice.
Speaker 1: And literally he could have been in a box. He
Speaker 1: could have boxed.
Speaker 3: It was gonna say that it felt very box.
Speaker 1: It felt like a box. It felt like it felt
Speaker 1: like a box.
Speaker 2: It was a blend.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's adorable, but it is interesting when you
Speaker 1: would have.
Speaker 2: Watched he did it himself.
Speaker 1: I bet maybe his daughter did it.
Speaker 5: Why think she wouldn't have allowed that. Yeah, I would
Speaker 5: never have allowed that. Yeah, like no, I went.
Speaker 1: But like it's interesting when you would see people, particularly
Speaker 1: early on pre Instagram on this show, between the main
Speaker 1: season and Paradise, and how they would have watched themselves
Speaker 1: and then like remember Canadian Daniel who was so weirdly funny,
Speaker 1: And then when they've watched it back and they've gotten
Speaker 1: validation from fans about their quirks, so then they are
Speaker 1: like self consciously doing the quirks, but like when they
Speaker 1: actually but when they do it, like the first go round,
Speaker 1: they're just regular citizens doing it and they don't know
Speaker 1: that it's funny, and then they like play. It's almost
Speaker 1: like Kathy with the Zippit last year, like when people
Speaker 1: then they become you know, influenced by the reaction. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird. Okay, So here we are Charles coming in.
Speaker 1: I mean, have you who I mean, do you think
Speaker 1: Chuck is gonna win?
Speaker 2: Face at the end was bleak, but I know just
Speaker 2: even at the end.
Speaker 8: Of the tellof she was like there were tears I
Speaker 8: was like, what is I think thead because they're coming
Speaker 8: up was so fucking well.
Speaker 1: I think her tears, I think her tears was Kathy
Speaker 1: were because of Pascal right, because he was coming off
Speaker 1: the last episode with him leaving the coolest submarine bow
Speaker 1: that artist book that was amazing.
Speaker 2: So that there's no other choice.
Speaker 1: So they're like, I so there they brought back. They
Speaker 1: were talking about there's Jack hammered. It was cute watching
Speaker 1: him talking about the hot tub, getting in the tub,
Speaker 1: you know, cleaning chandeliers, cleaning chandelier's. He had a chandelier.
Speaker 1: They're hard to clean.
Speaker 2: I mean, she took me six hours.
Speaker 1: Jackson Star, Jackson Star, and you know he's the kind
Speaker 1: of fun self conscious. It's like you're drunk, uncle. He
Speaker 1: can know he's he's good at telling a yard. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was cute and it was nice to see him again.
Speaker 1: He wore his pink thing and then they had him grilling.
Speaker 3: The meat and he had weed socks on.
Speaker 4: He did did why wow?
Speaker 1: No, jack Wow, that's exciting.
Speaker 6: You're surprised it took me six hours. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 6: because you were high as hell. Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: You think he gets high and got lost.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jack's not. I'm sure Jack indulges.
Speaker 1: But then we also saw the stand off between he
Speaker 1: and Christopher again with the barbecue sauce on the meal.
Speaker 6: I would never put barbecue sauce right on the I
Speaker 6: bet it's good.
Speaker 2: I was like, what are we doing? Burgers and all.
Speaker 1: The back, I really feel like we were watching me
Speaker 1: and it's like we've already seen this, and like since
Speaker 1: everybody got along, it was just rewatching the whole season.
Speaker 3: Positive.
Speaker 4: The whole thing struck me as very, very different than
Speaker 4: any tell all they're fighting, They're not fighting any other
Speaker 4: tell I'm still very conscious of who's the bachelor, who's bachelorette.
Speaker 4: This one, it just took over that the guys and
Speaker 4: the bonding. They had to come up with these side
Speaker 4: bits and yeah, it's like I forgot it was even
Speaker 4: about Joan.
Speaker 2: And yes, three quarters the way through.
Speaker 1: It, I agree agree with you, yes.
Speaker 2: And it's almos. I mean it's great. I don't know's
Speaker 2: it makes you really happy.
Speaker 4: It makes me really like older people me too, in
Speaker 4: the sense that they're they're not like fighting and they're
Speaker 4: not being petty. They're just like, this is cool. We
Speaker 4: get to hang out. And bond with each other.
Speaker 1: One moment that I really loved was Jonathan talking about
Speaker 1: the post it note that Mark left for Henry. So
Speaker 1: they both, Yeah, Mark's a good guy. So why was
Speaker 1: Kelsey not there? Are she and Joey about to break up?
Speaker 1: Kelsey wishes she could be here? What's she doing? I
Speaker 1: don't know where was Kelsey? I don't know. Well, Joey
Speaker 1: was in LA because he's doing I know, but what
Speaker 1: does she like? So were all of her siblings? Where's
Speaker 1: why are they not Joey? I'm start contractually had to
Speaker 1: be there. Maybe she's I don't know where's Kelsey?
Speaker 2: Why have a job?
Speaker 1: But it's still her dad, Like, you can get the
Speaker 1: night everyone your twenty seven.
Speaker 2: She could actually have to be there. Oh, because he's
Speaker 2: the batch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, and he's doing Dancing with the Stars, Like
Speaker 1: I don't think they're going to break up though you don't.
Speaker 2: I would have.
Speaker 1: I got nervous. I hope, I hope I'm wrong. I
Speaker 1: got nervous. So so Jonathan was saying, I felt invisible.
Speaker 1: I never went to prom and then he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: there's tears as a hole in the heart from always
Speaker 1: being so close. But never being chosen. And then Mark
Speaker 1: gave he always got up at five am to go
Speaker 1: get his coffee and then climb back in bed, which
Speaker 1: is a wild move. A wild move that's very dad.
Speaker 4: It's so cute me, you know how you hear especially
Speaker 4: now of like we don't need men like women, like
Speaker 4: this was like the epitome of It's almost like going
Speaker 4: to get another guy coffee.
Speaker 1: He was so cute.
Speaker 4: I mean, I believe they're all into Joan, but they're
Speaker 4: more into each other, I know.
Speaker 2: And the experience, like it seems like they all valued itself.
Speaker 1: They probably they only got like an hour with Joe
Speaker 1: and these guys I my experience, I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of particularly older men in society, they they I'll
Speaker 1: just speak for some guys I know to do that.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 1: It's also like there when they get married, their friend
Speaker 1: becomes their wife. So then if their wife is gone,
Speaker 1: their their old friends are now their friend is their wife.
Speaker 1: Like they don't hang out in packs as much, I think,
Speaker 1: unless they're like super sports guys or whatever. Like I
Speaker 1: feel like guys that get isolated of who they talk
Speaker 1: to about things or what. So like it feels like
Speaker 1: they all like really had a lot of time talking
Speaker 1: and might not have socialized much in the last thirty years.
Speaker 4: Even if you have like your sports guy friends, you're like,
Speaker 4: you're not talking go for this event, But these guys
Speaker 4: are in it with each Yeah, after day's cute, no.
Speaker 2: Other agenda, they don't have to like get home.
Speaker 1: And all of them are between sixty and seventy and
Speaker 1: like to be able to actually speak about your feelings
Speaker 1: being forced to like the amount of hours, like it's
Speaker 1: not just a two hour dinner, Like you're there for weeks, Like.
Speaker 4: Once you sign up for it, you have to be
Speaker 4: up for Yeah, yeah, fucking around me.
Speaker 1: It's interesting how many people I talked to are like, ew,
Speaker 1: I'm grossed up by the I'm like, why would why
Speaker 1: is it gross to be Like first, so they're not
Speaker 1: that old, they're in their sixties, Like I think it's
Speaker 1: really and like even if they were in their seventies
Speaker 1: or eighties, like, why is it gross that a seventy
Speaker 1: year old or an eighty year old would want love
Speaker 1: or be sexual or be sexual?
Speaker 2: It's important. I'm going back to the male bonding.
Speaker 4: Yes to that too, to be sexual, but just that
Speaker 4: we see men of that age in this light.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I'm gonna say it's important either.
Speaker 1: And I was touched by I was curious to see
Speaker 1: if there were going to be some problematic white dudes,
Speaker 1: and like watching it, it felt like everybody just like
Speaker 1: loved etail, like there was nobody. There was no It
Speaker 1: felt like who.
Speaker 2: Was the way to go? Every guy here is charming
Speaker 2: and witty, funny.
Speaker 1: Probably Pascal. It feels like a past scal I don't know,
Speaker 1: I do that. It felt like it felt like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was like the guy that had cancer Mark.
Speaker 3: No, No, the guy Dan, Dan had the shaky hands.
Speaker 1: But it felt like it felt like David.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I didn't see the problematic uncle
Speaker 1: at least I'm in the edits. Maybe there was, but
Speaker 1: it felt like everyone was just like we're brothers. All
Speaker 1: of us are brothers.
Speaker 4: You know. Jack would have been the problematic one, yea,
Speaker 4: and they just celebrated his just sort.
Speaker 2: Of embraced Sure.
Speaker 1: So Mark so So Jonathan goes to get his coffee.
Speaker 2: And Kim could have been problematic.
Speaker 1: Oh Kim, it would have been It would have been Keim.
Speaker 1: It would have been Kim. And he left a post
Speaker 1: it note on his coffee cup and it said, to
Speaker 1: remind you that you are a fantastic human being. Mark,
Speaker 1: who is elegant, he's so handsome, starts crying and it wrote,
Speaker 1: he said, put this on your mirror, and he said,
Speaker 1: don't see you again. I am strong, I am worthy,
Speaker 1: I am handsome, I am deserving, I am enough. Like
Speaker 1: that's lovely.
Speaker 4: That's not easy to do in a in a golden
Speaker 4: bachelorette where you're doing bits with burners and arts, and
Speaker 4: the fact that.
Speaker 2: They did, yes, you felt it.
Speaker 1: I was military.
Speaker 4: I should feel sarcastic about this, but it was like
Speaker 4: really moving.
Speaker 1: Mark was a military police officer like that. He you know,
Speaker 1: it changed. I was like, oh, I judged a book
Speaker 1: by his cover. As far as like that, it's you know,
Speaker 1: it's not what it was like. And everyone needs to
Speaker 1: hear that. Jonathan was so handsome and so like he
Speaker 1: was you know, when somebody's just like in their body,
Speaker 1: like in the pocket, like he was so grounded, like
Speaker 1: there was like grounded to earth of himself and just
Speaker 1: like he was. He was a riveting figure to watch
Speaker 1: and I'm thankful that he found somebody. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: a babe. Of course he found somebody that.
Speaker 2: Was the most baller move the whole guys.
Speaker 1: She's thirty, she's thirty two. Go fuck yourself, all right,
Speaker 1: do you guys some of them? We'll say one more so.
Speaker 2: She has three cats at home, exactly.
Speaker 1: She's got a Bangel, she's got a Bengal Rescues, and
Speaker 1: she's got a portal of Bengals. There's an unlimited to
Speaker 1: She's hot as hell. She's her professionals Bengal Rescuer. You guys,
Speaker 1: did he talk Did they talk to Mark? Did he
Speaker 1: talk about being They didn't bring him up? You didn't
Speaker 1: they did they? I thought he was in the audience
Speaker 1: with I don't know that he was brought up.
Speaker 3: They gave him a moment, but I don't know if
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 1: I was surprised that I think they brought him up.
Speaker 1: And that's when Joey was like, oh, we love you man.
Speaker 1: I thought he was in. I can't remember. I can't remember.
Speaker 3: We all watched this.
Speaker 1: Were like no memory. He but like, yeah, do you
Speaker 1: think ABC because they because like when they had Charles
Speaker 1: have somebody's scream like, hey, Charles, we think you should
Speaker 1: the bassla and the crowd went fucking crazy crazy. I
Speaker 1: was kind of like, that's interesting. And I also just
Speaker 1: like putting Mark on blast because it felt like it's
Speaker 1: sort of a fet a complete like that. It was like.
Speaker 4: This episode was I really noticed all the the pre planned.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, hey, Charles, like I just happened
Speaker 1: to be Mike. Yeah. And also like it's like they're like,
Speaker 1: we need to find an Asian woman who could say
Speaker 1: and my mom.
Speaker 6: I was like, okay, like until they cut to Pascal's
Speaker 6: son and he was already standing in mic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't.
Speaker 3: I would just like to address oh my god, when.
Speaker 1: We get to Pascal zone. Okay, let's get a quick
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 4: Bone zone.
Speaker 1: Let's get in the bone zone, guys, and we're back.
Speaker 1: So here we are and uh okay, oh yeah. Charles
Speaker 1: also said that his daughter, his daughter signed him up
Speaker 1: and he didn't know who Jesse Palmer was. That was good,
Speaker 1: that was good. Jess has gotten hot to me, what's happened.
Speaker 2: I know he's hot.
Speaker 1: I saw him in person. Yeah, I think he's hot.
Speaker 1: I think he's hot. Doctor Banana, do you find him hot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I guess And like a jockey.
Speaker 1: He's like a job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I think it's very sweet.
Speaker 4: You're being won over by his sensitivity and getting more
Speaker 4: sensitive over.
Speaker 1: He doesn't feel like he like he actually he feels
Speaker 1: loyal to his wife and not when he talks to
Speaker 1: the pretty young galas. He doesn't feel a little bit
Speaker 1: like let me know if you want it. You know,
Speaker 1: he seems like very like fatherly.
Speaker 2: He does like his energy isn't the place.
Speaker 1: Because they're only hot. He's more like every time a
Speaker 1: hot guy shows up on Paradise, he's like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: how'd you get that?
Speaker 2: Body?
Speaker 1: Wants to bro out? And he's like the best way. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he wants to be like, I mean I do carbs
Speaker 1: and protein, but like, how did you like lean it out? Man?
Speaker 1: I don't get to bulk up and then sculpt it out.
Speaker 2: It's like, would you lean it out?
Speaker 1: You know that he only talks to the men about
Speaker 1: their bodies, which doctor b.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, you're right.
Speaker 6: I was just thinking that he always goes like, wow,
Speaker 6: you're looking real good to the guys.
Speaker 4: Okay, is there any thing about him other than that?
Speaker 1: He's like he's a football guy and he hosts and
Speaker 1: he also hosts like a cooking show in Canada.
Speaker 3: A lot of stuff.
Speaker 6: Also, he has like he's like a spokesperson for this
Speaker 6: avocado brand.
Speaker 3: He's really kind of like an avocado thing.
Speaker 2: He's like a low key Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Canada.
Speaker 1: And he has a good sense of humor and he's
Speaker 1: kind of self deprecated. I'm all in on Jesse.
Speaker 2: Better go steal him exactly.
Speaker 1: Hey girl, Hey, I have a cat. I have a
Speaker 1: cat sanctuary. You know what if they got adopted out?
Speaker 1: There's more from the portal where that came from. You
Speaker 1: want a band ball, get your bang all? This just
Speaker 1: another one. It's like this gonna pop up like we're
Speaker 1: at like, you know, some kind of a fucking like concert.
Speaker 1: And it's like the dancer just shoots up from the ground.
Speaker 1: What was that like in the Michael Jackson documentary the Toaster.
Speaker 1: The dance move like the toaster. They pop off. There's
Speaker 1: another Bengal toastering from the depths of hell at These
Speaker 1: are the best, They're all the best cats. What do
Speaker 1: you think happened? Where do these cats come from?
Speaker 3: Someone must have left them or something.
Speaker 1: I know somebody or it could have been somebody went
Speaker 1: into like assisted living and their kids just like we're like.
Speaker 2: Okay, making a real story.
Speaker 1: I don't know, why would you get rid of these icons?
Speaker 2: You're moving and you don't want to deal with it.
Speaker 1: Like maybe I should have adopted seventeen bengals. Why did
Speaker 1: I adopt all the bengals? Maybe they had a litter,
Speaker 1: maybe they had a bengal get pregnant. They kept all
Speaker 1: of them, and they're like, this is so many Bengals,
Speaker 1: I can well just keep one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they.
Speaker 5: Weren't Spade, I'd be like, yeah, I know, space their spade.
Speaker 1: They they yesterday again a Daisy's appointment. They validated. They're like,
Speaker 1: this is not They're like this was a this was
Speaker 1: an adopted cat from someone. They're like, this was not
Speaker 1: a catch and release pack.
Speaker 4: It's very troubling the quality in a person to want
Speaker 4: the animal and you really don't understand the commitment.
Speaker 1: You don't understand like six pounds quality.
Speaker 4: When people do that and they want it so bad
Speaker 4: and they can't then just can't deal Mittens.
Speaker 1: They are twice as long as Mittens. Mittens is twelve pounds.
Speaker 1: These cats are six pounds. They were like tiny, there's
Speaker 1: not if.
Speaker 4: You're that person who can't handle it, and you learn
Speaker 4: to handle it, then I'll love you. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: face the music and figure it out.
Speaker 1: You don't give an animal away like agree, Agree, Then.
Speaker 2: You freaking build a shed for your cat sanctuary.
Speaker 1: You build at you get a podcast studio? Do you
Speaker 1: get it? You be friend of child stars?
Speaker 3: Use me?
Speaker 1: You put some wallpaper, you put you get the wild
Speaker 1: paper you get you talk about the Bachelor. Come on,
Speaker 1: you have your you have your string, your cash, us,
Speaker 1: your soft nuts. Okay, so then they have here we go, Uh,
Speaker 1: everybody wants Charles to be the Golden Bachelor. So then
Speaker 1: they did all the bits we're past, scaled at the
Speaker 1: face masks with the guys and it was clanking clanking
Speaker 1: pots and going.
Speaker 2: What what was that?
Speaker 4: That's something that they did and had the footage to
Speaker 4: put it in the towel.
Speaker 5: They producers at the time were like, hey, guys, or
Speaker 5: did they have they had had?
Speaker 1: Were just bored and yeah.
Speaker 4: Because it was so positive and there's no girls cutting
Speaker 4: the hair.
Speaker 3: And then Charles turns off. I love it.
Speaker 1: I got there. Just acknowledge that we at first and
Speaker 1: we did our picks.
Speaker 4: Going in hot coming out, They're just dad.
Speaker 1: To the amount of the snoring of the fares and
Speaker 1: the sign of my brother. Every time my brother sits
Speaker 1: down or stands up, he's like, oh, I have to say,
Speaker 1: having gone through the season with these guys, at first
Speaker 1: they were like, oh, Joan didn't get a good batch.
Speaker 1: They're adorable. They cast them really well, the's they're great,
Speaker 1: guys are adorable.
Speaker 4: I mean, they're really getting me. With the Missley, though
Speaker 4: I know me too. Is she engaged? I really can't tell.
Speaker 1: I think she's going to be, and that we think
Speaker 1: she's not. I think they need to divorce.
Speaker 2: And then if we get another clunker with Joan, you.
Speaker 1: Can't you can't They well, I honestly, because the ratings
Speaker 1: have not been good on this and part of me
Speaker 1: feels like a double whammy that the world is sexist.
Speaker 1: But also beyond that, I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: if Gary and Teresa were so happy in love, I
Speaker 1: think they really Gary. I'm gonna blame Gary, I know,
Speaker 1: really fucked the franchise.
Speaker 2: It's hard not to because it was because everyone.
Speaker 1: Was all in and am everyone was and everyone loved it.
Speaker 1: It was so wholesome. She had to do the wedding on,
Speaker 1: you know, and it was I cried and like three
Speaker 1: months later, I know, I know, I think they really
Speaker 1: fucked it up.
Speaker 4: This is like side note, but I was being catty
Speaker 4: about Jones plastic surgery and hair extensions earlier. But like
Speaker 4: she's she's beautiful, Like she's look like me too.
Speaker 2: Ever she's done like me too.
Speaker 1: I agree with you. I'm like, good for her.
Speaker 2: I'm always pascal is like she's a classy lady. She's
Speaker 2: put together.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, she is, you know, I'm proud.
Speaker 2: It was fantastic. Every out she cold suits her.
Speaker 1: Alogy is that the one that she had last night I.
Speaker 6: Was addressing she seems like she's not like no, she's
Speaker 6: how some ladies you're like, they're trying to feel like
Speaker 6: they're trying to catch She just it suits her.
Speaker 1: She I agree with you, I agree with you, and
Speaker 1: I feel like in a way and I say this,
Speaker 1: go for it. Her face looks so different when she
Speaker 1: got married. And I'm not saying it, but I'm saying that,
Speaker 1: not even not even with judgment, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: like good for her.
Speaker 7: For like she did a.
Speaker 6: Classic sign of like you got a little money and
Speaker 6: you were like let's try some shit.
Speaker 1: And by the way, it like she looks great and
Speaker 1: I and she is. She's an elegant woman. Her style
Speaker 1: was whoever did the styling was great. She always looked
Speaker 1: she felt like someone that a princess, that you could
Speaker 1: bring her to a state function princess. Yeah, she would
Speaker 1: know what knife to use. She was compassionate, she she
Speaker 1: was warm. Her only issue was she was an a
Speaker 1: traumaa loop about her ex and like and look.
Speaker 4: You already covered this, but the sex stuff that was
Speaker 4: very was a really good point of like she is
Speaker 4: really holding.
Speaker 2: Back and she's like the problem being emotional being there.
Speaker 1: Doesn't even Chalk. It's I actually felt like even rewatching
Speaker 1: last night when when uh Pascal, who Anna pointed out,
Speaker 1: like when he was like I tied the rope for everyone,
Speaker 1: like everyone, but like but like in Pascal, she's like,
Speaker 1: you can get handsy with me. It felt like Chalk
Speaker 1: and Pascal were the only two that she would have
Speaker 1: green lig Yeah, but I think because guy was first
Speaker 1: and she really did not want it.
Speaker 4: Even I thought Jonathan was hot, like you could feel
Speaker 4: his body, but he wasn't as like as the other guy.
Speaker 1: And he also was and I like your lifestyle and like,
Speaker 1: I don't know Chalk presents as he could have money.
Speaker 1: He acts like he does. Yeah, and it's what Pascal
Speaker 1: has money and there and guy seems like he probably does,
Speaker 1: but he's not grabby. He asks permission and she's not
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's respectful. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's like that's so gross. I really feel like
Speaker 1: they should hire. As far as like the Bachelorette goes,
Speaker 1: I feel like they should hire because I know the
Speaker 1: world's terrified of like divorces. I feel like they should
Speaker 1: hire somebody who whose husband like had sex with the
Speaker 1: nanny or the secretary, so like it's like somebody who
Speaker 1: just got so scorn. It wasn't a woman who left.
Speaker 1: It wasn't it was like she got so fucked over
Speaker 1: that she deserves like that. We can all be really
Speaker 1: rooting for her because he left her first twenty four
Speaker 1: year old secretary and she's so ready to move on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's like, she's like hot, I remind me of him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I know, and she's not like pissed about it.
Speaker 1: But then she's like, you know what I did my
Speaker 1: I marry I did everything right. I found the book,
Speaker 1: I married my college sweetheart. I gave up my career
Speaker 1: for him or whatever, and like, I'm actually cool interesting,
Speaker 1: I'm like curious about my sexuality now, like I'm a
Speaker 1: different person. I I have my own thing going on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you mentioned that before because like some of
Speaker 4: the ladies on the original that were more like spitfire, Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, Susan Jenner or I liked Ellen. I liked pickleball Ellen,
Speaker 1: who is in her seventies that.
Speaker 2: Are kind of like, f it, we're gonna oh.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Uh, what's her name? Who my brother
Speaker 1: had a crush on. So Sandra, Sandra, Sandra is horny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that would have been fun. By the way,
Speaker 1: Joan is acting exactly as she acted with Gary. But
Speaker 1: now her daughter's not having issues about like her baby,
Speaker 1: that's Joan.
Speaker 2: Yeah and yeah, and so she's her guilt about her.
Speaker 1: Husband, family, the trauma, Yeah, out of it and so
Speaker 1: and I and I don't think it's long. I do
Speaker 1: think it. I believe her. I think it's a chemical
Speaker 1: reaction action. Yeah, and I And that's okay. If that's
Speaker 1: where you're at, then then it's on ABC that they
Speaker 1: should not have cast her. Think they thought she was
Speaker 1: probably the most palatable young barbie looking one that America
Speaker 1: can handle her as a female lead visually like but tall, thin,
Speaker 1: blonde hair, you know, like, but give me, give me
Speaker 1: Susan or Sanatra, and that she was sixty and not seventy.
Speaker 1: You know, give me a seventy something woman who's like
Speaker 1: kind of fun and goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I actually feel like people would have really liked that,
Speaker 1: I mean, like rooting for it. I think they're underestimating
Speaker 1: the public. Yes, they think that we need a SOB
Speaker 1: story and we do not. Okay, So then Kim fixing
Speaker 1: the dishwasher, and then they did the Mansion men choir.
Speaker 3: I am a gay Men's Los Angeles choir.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Gay Men's Los Angeles.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know there was a thing.
Speaker 1: It's cool. They did sound amazing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like that Kim. He shook every single one of
Speaker 3: their hands. Do you see that?
Speaker 1: No, that's cute, that's so about respectful, respectful. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, he looked handsome last night.
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 1: I get like, you know, he's military, he's military exactly.
Speaker 1: And I felt like he was trying to court her
Speaker 1: in a courtly way, like a generational yes, I felt
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's what was longer than I thought
Speaker 3: it was. It went on and he wrote like many lyrics.
Speaker 1: Can we sho who it was? Jerry and and my
Speaker 1: brother Jordan. I think Dan saying the mansion man. That's
Speaker 1: so cute. That's so cute. All right, let's take a
Speaker 1: quick break and we'll be right back. I need a
Speaker 1: sexual time out. I am a back. So let's talk
Speaker 1: about Pascal and his son. His son auditioning to basically
Speaker 1: be the Bachelor. By the way, I'm here for it.
Speaker 1: I'll say it again. Pascal's son could get it. He
Speaker 1: is adorable when he was he's perfectly played. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you for showing me a man that can cry.
Speaker 1: You've always been my idol watching you cry. This guy
Speaker 1: is he was trained by the ultimate pussy magnet and
Speaker 1: now he's like, he's such a poonhound and your bachelor.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Apparently he's twenty eight allegedly is he?
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: He's older than you think. Dad's okay, wait, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I want to.
Speaker 2: Show you bachelor be really weird.
Speaker 1: Okay wait, I want to or Bachelor.
Speaker 6: Did you do a junior senior doubles like together sometimes
Speaker 6: your sisters like in Australia.
Speaker 1: Father, I would love to be and I'd like to
Speaker 1: be a contestant going for both junior I'm going to choose.
Speaker 1: I feel like I am the one that would go
Speaker 1: really low or really high. Like my age range is wild.
Speaker 1: I really don't care.
Speaker 3: Younger and the son with like an older I.
Speaker 1: Literally have an incredibly decades wide ad ride.
Speaker 4: I'm watching them makes me want to date an older man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like they're chill j They're not like you're doing. They
Speaker 4: know themselves and appreciate.
Speaker 1: What do you like in a guy? What would you
Speaker 1: like if you could like? What are the qualities that
Speaker 1: you would want?
Speaker 2: I have some issues. I think I know the qualities.
Speaker 2: When I try to date, it's a disaster.
Speaker 1: It's not easy to date. I mean also to say,
Speaker 1: like like it's an act of bravery.
Speaker 2: I probably go for funny, too hard, okay.
Speaker 4: I probably go for an artist type okay, too hard okay.
Speaker 2: And in the past I've gone for like love above
Speaker 2: like I'm a disaster. I need what I need and
Speaker 2: what I would like to like is someone who.
Speaker 4: Is responsible, has their life together. Me too, has a
Speaker 4: point of view, likes to talk.
Speaker 2: Like to listen. Yeah, it's proactive, yes.
Speaker 4: Like I want somebody and the traditional things that I
Speaker 4: didn't realize I wanted is like I want the traditional stuff.
Speaker 4: Make a plan, Yeah, call me, come get me, pay
Speaker 4: for me. I'm done being like I'm not even a mommy.
Speaker 2: Type, but I guess I am.
Speaker 4: I joked about it and my stand up like didn't
Speaker 4: realize it was even in there and riffed. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I guess I'm Hugh Hefner. I didn't realize like I
Speaker 4: want to play, like.
Speaker 2: Hey man, I'm just gentle to care of me.
Speaker 4: And then what I realize is I'm like, get the
Speaker 4: fuck out of here. Here's ten grand you know, like
Speaker 4: how and I can't find because I don't want to
Speaker 4: be that aggressive like boss lady, but here we are,
Speaker 4: so I can't really say if can someone aggress me
Speaker 4: and be the boss of me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that can happen. That'd be nice,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I think I can.
Speaker 4: I think I can, but be like smart and funny
Speaker 4: and religi and easygoing, and.
Speaker 1: I really feel like with the right guys, as I
Speaker 1: just say, this is a straight lady. So but like, like, so,
Speaker 1: I I believe if it's the right person and if
Speaker 1: you want to date, like if you want like a
Speaker 1: boyfriend or a part if you're not, like it's different
Speaker 1: for but if you want like.
Speaker 4: I think, I think I thought I wanted a partner.
Speaker 4: I might just be phasing. I might just be peace
Speaker 4: peace out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, leave.
Speaker 2: Me alone everyone, I'm entering that face.
Speaker 5: I get that if you find someone that you guys
Speaker 5: are both like equally self reliant.
Speaker 1: Yea, yes, that's important.
Speaker 4: That's good to Yeah, at this point in my life,
Speaker 4: the cool thing is is like I don't need you.
Speaker 2: To like raise my kids. I don't need you. I
Speaker 2: don't need to buy a house with you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I don't need you to like, yeah,
Speaker 4: take care of me in that way, but just take
Speaker 4: care of me, like show up.
Speaker 1: As a human creature. Well, yeah, I get that. I
Speaker 1: like here, it's interesting, Like I think even just affirming
Speaker 1: it out loud, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice.
Speaker 4: It should be easy because because I am not asking
Speaker 4: anything really from you than to show up.
Speaker 1: Well, I do think also when you've lived in the
Speaker 1: same city, like you would probably have dated anybody that
Speaker 1: you know, if you were going to date, you would
Speaker 1: have dated by now probably so like so it is
Speaker 1: like that like, okay, are you going to do the
Speaker 1: apps or like like like I'm.
Speaker 2: Also hanging out or putting myself out there like.
Speaker 1: LA is particularly hard anyway anyway, But I think it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I always I think dating is interesting. I was saying
Speaker 1: beforehand that, like, I make myself go on.
Speaker 2: A date a month, amazing.
Speaker 1: I had a fourth date last night. It was nice.
Speaker 1: He's got a cat, right, Okay, there we go, Puscal's son,
Speaker 1: pussy Hound Pascal. I felt like he was really aware
Speaker 1: of his image and he's like, I'm sorry, I like
Speaker 1: almost playing it like I would have gotten there. It
Speaker 1: just wasn't like no, no, you misunderstood. It was just
Speaker 1: not yet.
Speaker 2: He clearly he played that.
Speaker 1: I felt it was like a little twist of the
Speaker 1: narrative of like it wasn't just quit on that time
Speaker 1: was so he could be the bachelor. Maybe maybe he
Speaker 1: wanted to be like maybe he had to.
Speaker 2: Be a better He didn't want to come off like
Speaker 2: I just don't like her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be so funn didn't I show you this?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 2: He played it really smart and he would it would
Speaker 2: be so fun.
Speaker 1: Did I show you the picture of young Pascal.
Speaker 2: You can get me to bring my walls down.
Speaker 1: This is Pascal. Yeah, he's he's been a pussy hound
Speaker 1: for decades. A second and it was also like him
Speaker 1: being like, oh, my child At a certain point I
Speaker 1: wanted to say, you don't get to say my childhood
Speaker 1: when you're in your six so you're sixty nine, deally
Speaker 1: with you you're almost seventy. Yeah, we all had a
Speaker 1: bad childhood. Like get over, like you don't get to
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah yeah, yeah wow, And like I was wrong.
Speaker 1: I mean he's a full pussy him. I've never seen shampoo,
Speaker 1: but he feels like like.
Speaker 2: So in control.
Speaker 4: If you're a guy who can get this esthetic, like
Speaker 4: I should hear that pictures.
Speaker 2: To put on an app Like I'm like.
Speaker 1: You should we use that as the flyer for like
Speaker 1: like a j and then we could also put his
Speaker 1: son on there, like raising generations a pussy him. Way,
Speaker 1: he is gorgeous. He looks like a bald web that
Speaker 1: a young bald.
Speaker 2: I mean it looks like it was art design.
Speaker 1: No, he's like a young Alex Baldron before he became
Speaker 1: like an absolute disaster her. He feels like a young
Speaker 1: doesn't that look like that's like like Kim and Alex,
Speaker 1: like Kim basing her and Alec Baldwin like nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 3: Like who is that woman in the photo?
Speaker 1: She looks like Kelly LeBrock, Kelly Lebroc or Kelly like
Speaker 1: when top.
Speaker 2: Gun like shields.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Kelly McGinnis's top gun. It's like Alec Baldman
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty three and Kelly mcguinnis. It's so hot and
Speaker 1: you know, like to be like that guy is like
Speaker 1: a hairdresser. To be that like alpha male is a hairdresser.
Speaker 1: Good for him?
Speaker 6: So then okay, honestly, really hasn't shown us he's that
Speaker 6: good of a hairdresser, because every like Frock he cuts,
Speaker 6: you're like, whoa, Now look at that frames your face.
Speaker 1: Yes, his haircuts are really terrible.
Speaker 6: Just chopped six inches off and call it.
Speaker 1: Your hair is priantic and they're all a cross or
Speaker 1: not layers, So kill.
Speaker 3: Me us twelve seconds to cut your hair at.
Speaker 1: All time he's getting busy, fucking I.
Speaker 2: Don't want my haircut to be a competition.
Speaker 1: I like your blonde mary Land. You look pretty you did.
Speaker 4: When he did that, I wanted to wait.
Speaker 1: Until we also had we also had Gary coming in
Speaker 1: hot giving a shout out to his mom, to Jones mom.
Speaker 2: That was talking about like classy his I.
Speaker 1: Could listen to him. If I couldn't have gotten in
Speaker 1: touch with Katie yesterday for my anxiety and sobbing, I
Speaker 1: could just listen to I could just listen to Gary
Speaker 1: talking angel Yeah, like, well I didn't you know, you
Speaker 1: got the event. It's all going to work out better
Speaker 1: than you can imagine right now. You don't need to
Speaker 1: know the answer.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: The cat's in good hands, you know. And if there's
Speaker 1: another cat, you'll do. You don't have that yet one day.
Speaker 2: To say stuff like that and you believe it's going
Speaker 2: to turn.
Speaker 1: In like if you didn't get that job that you
Speaker 1: were told you got and they gave to somebody else,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe like there's better things on the horizon,
Speaker 1: and it's not there's anything wrong with you, it's just
Speaker 1: it wasn't you guys weren't the right fit like in dating.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's Gary. Maybe I just need to like can
Speaker 1: be like my fyoda, you know, Yeah, Gary, He and
Speaker 1: her mom looked great. Her mom was beautiful. I know Mary,
Speaker 1: I wrote the poem from Mary She's and then we
Speaker 1: have doctor Bob Adorable going. I wanted to thank you
Speaker 1: for allowing me to tell you how proud I was
Speaker 1: to be the father of gay queer kids. And they
Speaker 1: and then Marina del Bit of Everything, Marina del Rey
Speaker 1: Home for Wayward Lesbian Adorable. I also like that Jordan's
Speaker 1: daughter was gay and he didn't even like he wasn't
Speaker 1: like it was just like, by the way, every daughter
Speaker 1: on the Hometown's was the exact same daughter. Did you
Speaker 1: know this Visually everybody's daughters exactly the same. Yeah, oh well, anyway.
Speaker 3: All the dude, they're just like, and I have a
Speaker 3: gay daughter who put me on this show?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god. So then we have so then
Speaker 1: Charles comes on and he's like, first of all, I
Speaker 1: miss you, Joan, and she was like, I love you, Charles,
Speaker 1: you can get my number. And then when Pascal was
Speaker 1: like sorry, and she wasn't like yeah, she didn't say
Speaker 1: you can get my number of Pascal. She didn't want
Speaker 1: to give him a number.
Speaker 6: She's like, yeah, go fuck yourself, fuck you, fuck you,
Speaker 6: fuck all y'all.
Speaker 3: Like sort of a friend. We just sort of chop
Speaker 3: it off around.
Speaker 4: Yes, I missed that moment between her and Pascal.
Speaker 1: I felt like she was trying to be but she's
Speaker 1: just given her number to Charles and Pascal is like,
Speaker 1: I'd like to get that too, to keep in touch.
Speaker 1: It was just like, yeah, I wanted to fuck you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be your friend. I want to
Speaker 1: be Charles's friend. And Chalk wouldn't like it if I'm
Speaker 1: texting you Pascal, you know what I mean, like if
Speaker 1: I was, if I was Chalk.
Speaker 3: But she should have an affair with Pascal.
Speaker 1: I mean after that photo. Hell yeah, should we all honestly?
Speaker 1: Or his son?
Speaker 5: You know Pascal, I specifically Ifaus his son graduated high
Speaker 5: school in twenty twenty one and is in college.
Speaker 1: Oh then younger. I thought he was twenty twenty nine
Speaker 1: because of the tweets yourself. Remember he was like, I
Speaker 1: won't throw any parts. Okay, we got my bad. I
Speaker 1: don't need to have text with Pascal. I'm article could Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I don't not yet give me a call in
Speaker 1: a couple of years time. We have time, all right,
Speaker 1: why don't we take a quick break and we will
Speaker 1: be back. Who I don't know about you. But things
Speaker 1: again so hot in here. I think I got a take.
Speaker 1: I'll pay your break and we're back. She came out
Speaker 1: in her hot Joan comes out in her hot cult
Speaker 1: guy a dress with her cleavage, cleavage, honey, good for
Speaker 1: her her hair, Like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what happened. I was.
Speaker 4: I had Hulu on in my car for the last
Speaker 4: thirteen minutes because now I'm like having fomo because I
Speaker 4: don't remember.
Speaker 2: Her outfit because I was driving and listening.
Speaker 1: It's she had really great cleavage, she was really tan,
Speaker 1: and her hair was bouncy, like like a Barbie head.
Speaker 1: And yeah, and then they had you know, I also
Speaker 1: liked in the bloopers all the powder pigs for the
Speaker 1: powder pads for the faces of the guys because they
Speaker 1: were sweating so profusely.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yeah, I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: She's she's very put together. She's very womanly, Like she's
Speaker 1: like she wants, like.
Speaker 4: Dude, that's hot, and the fact that she can get
Speaker 4: away with showing that much skin and you're not like,
Speaker 4: like she looks.
Speaker 1: Hot in the bikini last week. She's like, she's like
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 2: She's really wearing that dress.
Speaker 1: She's like I feel like she knows how to be
Speaker 1: a woman, and I love like the white her hair
Speaker 1: is her excessive.
Speaker 3: Wife of a white colored criminal.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's exactly that they're put together. You're not
Speaker 1: gonna like You're not gonna be covered in yogurt and cat.
Speaker 2: Hair, no necklace, bracelet hair.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, not like me who goes to the store.
Speaker 1: Just believe I've got to. I've gone to the store
Speaker 1: in pajamas too. She she, she goes to the store
Speaker 1: full face. I bet she never let her husband's here
Speaker 1: without makeup. I'm sorry, but people who live like that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, oh, that's no, say no, yes, no,
Speaker 1: people go.
Speaker 5: I won't fart in front of my husband. I fart
Speaker 5: in front of Anthony every day. I won't fart every day.
Speaker 1: But I love that I will. That's a man until
Speaker 1: he walks over. Oh my god, I love that about you.
Speaker 1: I honestly I can't. But but I do.
Speaker 2: Get to really I aspired.
Speaker 1: But I have some really bad at home outfits that
Speaker 1: you'll get. But you know, she would never, she would
Speaker 1: never not have a full face.
Speaker 2: She is amazing but also a control thing.
Speaker 1: It is Yeah, it's not fun, it's not fun. It
Speaker 1: is amazing, though. It is amazing, amazing, Like, wow, that's
Speaker 1: a woman.
Speaker 2: That dress is amazing.
Speaker 4: And you get there from being a real style and
Speaker 4: you're running choice because you've been so stylish outfits that
Speaker 4: you get to.
Speaker 1: That yeah, and you're working out, you're gonna before.
Speaker 5: She's like the type of person that like she gets
Speaker 5: dressed even if she's not going out for them, Like
Speaker 5: the type of people who wear jeans around their house.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing, dude, you're in your
Speaker 1: house alone. I already have worn I even jumpsuit on.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've worn jeans.
Speaker 2: Like I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Though they like they dress up, they're not like I'm
Speaker 5: gonna wear my track pants for my pajama Oh no
Speaker 5: the house.
Speaker 1: They're gonna put on real pants, hard pants. That was
Speaker 1: the other thing when I got when I got divorced,
Speaker 1: and it was during the pandemic. So we're all coming
Speaker 1: out of the pandemic not knowing what to wear because
Speaker 1: we've all been locked up. And then I realized, like
Speaker 1: I have, like I can dress up for events, and
Speaker 1: then I have like fucking pajamas. But it's like the
Speaker 1: in between, the in between just like day to day
Speaker 1: out like I don't have that.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I realized. I'm a skirt gal.
Speaker 1: I'm a skirted Part of it is the Corgi Proporsche,
Speaker 1: the short leg long tours. But like I don't know
Speaker 1: what to wear just day to day, I don't either. Tana,
Speaker 1: you've been looking good day to day.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: You got some tight nice like your jeans. You get
Speaker 1: your jeens game is tight right now? Are they all page?
Speaker 6: No, I've been wearing a lot of like Madewell. Honestly,
Speaker 6: that the nineties straight leg from Madewell. It's like my
Speaker 6: favorite gene. I swear that different colors.
Speaker 1: Okay, I need to see it again.
Speaker 3: And then the wide leg from Maydewell just makes such.
Speaker 1: A good genes maybeah they do they great chee. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to the jean bar. You go to
Speaker 1: the jean bar, and if you bring a pair of jeans,
Speaker 1: they're like, it's just a madwell you have all these,
Speaker 1: they have all these, you can try them all on.
Speaker 1: It's the jean bar. You can see it a short
Speaker 1: middle like they.
Speaker 3: Make some of my favorite jeans.
Speaker 1: They're my best. Dam Is My best overalls are from
Speaker 1: Maidwell go over there. Okay, So who do we not
Speaker 1: run away?
Speaker 2: You're gonna want to run out?
Speaker 1: Okay, we have who do you think is gonna win?
Speaker 1: And then we'll do our tweet of the week and
Speaker 1: guess what people are gonna win? A sleep Crown. Do
Speaker 1: you love your sleep Crown? No?
Speaker 4: I don't have one. I just listen to you talk
Speaker 4: about it and it's exciting.
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Speaker 1: If you win, you get a sleep Crown and assigned
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Speaker 1: wrote it and it's it's Pride and Prejudice in the Hampton's.
Speaker 1: It's a good beach read.
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: Do you want to copy?
Speaker 2: Sure? Are you a reader? I can be?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: That sounds like a fun read. Thank you?
Speaker 1: Okay, So here we are. We have some fun tweets.
Speaker 1: Number one is from uh M Martin PhD Coming up
Speaker 1: and a tribute to John We release a live Hawk
Speaker 1: into the studio.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't think we've ever had em.
Speaker 1: That's really If this isn't the one you've ever tweeted us,
Speaker 1: it's a solid. If it's your one and done, that's
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 3: Threaded me just.
Speaker 1: Once, honestly. If that's your one and done, that's a
Speaker 1: really good one. This is from Rachel at Rachel Delann
Speaker 1: twenty half of Jones Batchelor's could have used the sleep crown.
Speaker 1: Missus right a girl without a hat. It's sweet that
Speaker 1: this girl from the audience wants Charles to date her mom.
Speaker 1: But if that hair dye is any indication, Charles's age
Speaker 1: range is now gen z to late millennial. This is
Speaker 1: Rachel again. Did Pascal give the guys the special robe
Speaker 1: treatment on spot? And then this one? Missus right a
Speaker 1: girl without a hat? Charles after his makeover? Please, Charles
Speaker 1: is my father? Call me Charlie XC Alright, so it's
Speaker 1: gonna be that in hawk? Okay, yeah, all right? So
Speaker 1: missus ryder girl without a hat? Charles after his makeover? Please,
Speaker 1: Charles is my father call me Charlie Xy, this is
Speaker 1: really good. Or m Martin PhD coming up and to John,
Speaker 1: we release a live hawk into the studio Live Hawk,
Speaker 1: or Charlie xcax Maryland.
Speaker 4: Uh, live hawk is truly so good, but I have
Speaker 4: to go XCX just because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Tanna, I think I go live Hawk. Okay,
Speaker 1: definitely hot. Okay, you win. And Martin PhD coming up
Speaker 1: and attribute to John we released a live howcke into
Speaker 1: the studio. Well done, and if you want to participate
Speaker 1: next week, Uh, doctor Banana let him know how they
Speaker 1: can do it.
Speaker 6: At Anna host on Twitter, at selling host me on
Speaker 6: Instagram and threads or I mean you can DM me
Speaker 6: as well.
Speaker 1: Look, here's the day all because we're gonna be We're
Speaker 1: gonna be I think done for the year, right, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to do this, but I may we
Speaker 1: may or may not be in San Francisco on in
Speaker 1: the afternoon at one early early, so you can still
Speaker 1: fly out Sunday, February second. So just if you're making arrangements,
Speaker 1: you're planning, if you're gonna be there, mary Lynn, maybe
Speaker 1: Mary Lynn will be with us. Uh, Wells seems to
Speaker 1: have said that he might come with us. I have
Speaker 1: to text him, well, was this coming to my birthday party? Allegedly?
Speaker 1: So please just maybe make some plans. Marilynn. It's so
Speaker 1: nice to see you. I'm very excited to see you
Speaker 1: next week and at my birthday. Yes, what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote my queen? And who do you think
Speaker 1: will win? What do you think will happen? And who
Speaker 1: do you think the bachelor will be?
Speaker 2: Chalk has to win this one.
Speaker 4: They really got me with the mislead and the I
Speaker 4: really she looked really.
Speaker 2: Sad at the end. Maybe she was just overacting. I'm
Speaker 2: worried that she's not fully in love. That's how I
Speaker 2: feel right now too.
Speaker 1: I thought that. I thought that too. I thought she's
Speaker 1: gonna maybe she's gonna do like a promise ring, but
Speaker 1: not a she's just sixty year old. Here is a
Speaker 1: promise but she got rid of like the beds. She
Speaker 1: could do a promised ring, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: And she's removed the beds from the fantasy suite, so
Speaker 1: anything's possible. As if you can't have sex on the
Speaker 1: couch or the floor or against and then.
Speaker 4: We believe she gets engaged, and then they have sex
Speaker 4: after that, and now we're at that.
Speaker 5: I mean she could just be looking for companionship.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, you know that's not the name of the
Speaker 1: Maybe she's we need a bachelorette, We need to marry
Speaker 1: a little more platonic. Okay, doctor Banda, I'm not saying yes,
Speaker 1: that's okay, doc, like that could be Katie. What do
Speaker 1: you think who do you think is gonna win? And
Speaker 1: who do you and who do you think is Do
Speaker 1: you think they get engaged?
Speaker 3: I think so yes?
Speaker 1: Will they stay together? That's the very because it's a different.
Speaker 3: The Actually he's in muney.
Speaker 1: How much money? Look?
Speaker 3: How large can he live?
Speaker 1: How much money does he have?
Speaker 4: Also, yes, she should be like can you launder money?
Speaker 1: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Apparently he the husband pleaded guilty and was awaiting sentencing
Speaker 3: when he died.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Wow, what kind of sentence he could have be? Answer?
Speaker 1: What kind of sentencing could it have been?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I mean maybe prison time? Wow, I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: He lived a full life, he really.
Speaker 3: Life sentences past?
Speaker 1: I like, your lifestyle seems like.
Speaker 3: You might die before you get sentenced.
Speaker 1: Okay, can we all agree with chalk. How many people
Speaker 1: here think they're going to actually get engaged?
Speaker 3: Well, he was like, I won't propose his own doesn't
Speaker 3: say I love you, but that could be a missake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna say I love you. Okay, So questions
Speaker 1: we think they get engaged, actually engaged? And who's going
Speaker 1: to be the bachelor?
Speaker 6: Mark Charles not Charles. They would never give an immigrant
Speaker 6: Asian man that much screen time. Sorry, ABC, it's called racism.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Trump just won the President's.
Speaker 2: More and more wise.
Speaker 3: Be realistic here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 3: White former army.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, of course it is. It's a white
Speaker 1: for me arm military officer. Okay, Well what would you
Speaker 1: like to promote Maryland?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Boy, I have a TV show coming out first quarter
Speaker 4: next year called North of North on Netflix.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that's when I filmed in the Arctic.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 3: What network?
Speaker 2: It's on Netflix?
Speaker 1: First quarter?
Speaker 2: That's what we want.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Q one?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Q one five. That's I'm happy for you, Maryland because
Speaker 1: I want to tell you I remember what you saying
Speaker 1: to me. My acting career is over, and since then
Speaker 1: you sent you to the Arctic, You've so many movies,
Speaker 1: You've done so many TV shows. It's like, good for you.
Speaker 4: You know it happens, it's real. I know you're like
Speaker 4: probably like, oh, she was crying wolf, but they've been
Speaker 4: feeling like that and and that happening is real. And
Speaker 4: then every time I get a job, I'm just like same.
Speaker 2: I was Lucky.
Speaker 3: Rives again. Believe you think you can try and get away?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Same same, same Doctor Banana and I are finishing
Speaker 1: up below deck.
Speaker 6: We also once again, oh episodes who rescuing cat We've.
Speaker 3: Been I've been having to drive cats up and now
Speaker 3: in the.
Speaker 1: States, these cats aren't going to drive themselves.
Speaker 3: And also, I'm moving across the country. So look, here's
Speaker 3: the thing. Yes, it's gonna be a whole.
Speaker 1: Thing's moving to Florida, Florida.
Speaker 3: I'm moving to Florida.
Speaker 1: She's moving to Alabama. She's moving to Alabama.
Speaker 6: Maybe you've heard a little country called North Carolina Country.
Speaker 1: A country called called the Mississippi.
Speaker 2: Okay, I actually could cry right now.
Speaker 1: Katie, what would you like to promote as always, please
Speaker 1: go to your local shelter and adopt foster or just
Speaker 1: come to or just push on my portal and make
Speaker 1: it gets you a bangal onto me. I wanted to.
Speaker 5: Say Pasadena Humane Society where our friend Lisa, they do
Speaker 5: a thing where you can like take a dog out
Speaker 5: for a day.
Speaker 1: They like short term.
Speaker 5: Fostering and like you kind of get the hangout and
Speaker 5: shout out Lisa d she she also knows about all
Speaker 5: the dogs there, so she can set you up with
Speaker 5: Lisa delirious.
Speaker 1: You can follow her on Instagram d l A r
Speaker 1: o iOS. She's the best. You know, Lisa, you guys
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 4: Frash like we've met in passing each other.
Speaker 1: You would like each other for wus you would love.
Speaker 4: She gives the de Lisa, well, you know what, I
Speaker 4: hope the best for our country and I support that
Speaker 4: we do.
Speaker 1: Well me too. I agree with you. I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be I believe that.
Speaker 1: I want to say that. I feel like we got
Speaker 1: to come together. I think we have to come together
Speaker 1: and the powers that be remind me a little bit
Speaker 1: of my dad, and I remember when this happened in
Speaker 1: the past that I know, but I decided, I remember
Speaker 1: personally like I remember just deciding eight years ago, Like
Speaker 1: you know what, I can live joyfully and I can
Speaker 1: live brightly and I can like be vibrant and that
Speaker 1: like people regardless of like, I don't like that people
Speaker 1: don't get to have my day to day you don't
Speaker 1: get to have my experience every day on earth like that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna live joyfully like and just.
Speaker 4: And there is a humility because I feel like I
Speaker 4: just made some like offhand comments that indicate that it
Speaker 4: was not the result I wanted, which is true.
Speaker 2: But but but it's.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not gonna that's democracy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm not gonna, you know, I'm going to
Speaker 4: de escalate the emotional yes.
Speaker 3: I'm really.
Speaker 6: My sort of excitement at this point is when RFK
Speaker 6: Junior guts the f d A and we all get poisoned.
Speaker 6: So we, guys, we got stuff to test your vegetables.
Speaker 6: Everyone's gone, your test gets babies because the FDA is
Speaker 6: not doing it anymore.
Speaker 1: I know. So everyone's gonna learn what tariff.
Speaker 3: Is, are you guys?
Speaker 2: I mean your gold going to force people to be
Speaker 2: more know more what's going on.
Speaker 5: You know, they'll never learn though. The braces will go
Speaker 5: up for everything because of tariffs.
Speaker 2: And they'll be like what the wood dude?
Speaker 1: And then and then they'll somehouse still blame it on
Speaker 1: by this.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, that's true. Hey live, you can
Speaker 1: always start a Bengal, say, you can always be the
Speaker 1: depth of hell. Have a Bengal is a Bengalo farm.
Speaker 1: The worst case scenario can have a Bengal farm. Right, Well,
Speaker 1: it's been fun. There's been no feeding. I checked it.
Speaker 1: There's been no feeding, and I do you think mine?
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just a neighbor cat who was hearing
Speaker 1: the commotion and okay, okay, and was like, I want
Speaker 1: to take part.
Speaker 2: Do you have a little look around before we.
Speaker 1: Because I also wonder if it would be under the
Speaker 1: under the horror.
Speaker 5: I feel like, if you haven't heard more, it might
Speaker 5: just be like a neighbor cat.
Speaker 1: I had never heard the I had no concept that
Speaker 1: there was another cat visiting Rosen, that Daisy was visiting Rose.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Zero, And it's been like a month. Now. Do you
Speaker 1: think Rosie knows? Because she's not like flirting with me today.
Speaker 1: I think she's fine. I think she's just a tired girl.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, she's a cat's.
Speaker 6: Famously a bit you know what. I you met a cat,
Speaker 6: you're like, Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Disrespect me all day this queen.
Speaker 1: I'm going to miss her. Will you make your brother
Speaker 1: send you updates and you send me because I can't
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 3: She's in the family. You're going to see her all
Speaker 3: the time. You can go up you can see her,
Speaker 3: can I I mean you will see her.
Speaker 1: I was too excited about how I see her again.
Speaker 3: I don't worry.
Speaker 1: I will.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course she's in the family. She's only one.
Speaker 3: My brother is.
Speaker 2: Here ready for New America.
Speaker 6: My brother is like, I don't know, genetically making these
Speaker 6: cats live longer than I personally even think it's necessary.
Speaker 3: I'm like, come on, I.
Speaker 1: Got your brother, so final questions.
Speaker 3: Your brother tell metically modifying cat.
Speaker 1: So he's literally been checking in, going how is she
Speaker 1: doing today? Tell me give me just okay, read me
Speaker 1: some texts and then we'll end it. This is a
Speaker 1: feel good cat podcast. This is a feel good cat pod. Kim,
Speaker 1: We're going to find another look you want you want
Speaker 1: a cat that needs to be created for eight weeks.
Speaker 1: It's a clone of do you Want Daisy? If Debbie
Speaker 1: doesn't like da Daisy Daisy.
Speaker 6: He texted me this morning, Yes, how is my new
Speaker 6: little fuzzy doing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know said anything.
Speaker 1: She knows her name?
Speaker 6: I wrote, she's good and he said, okay, cool, I see,
Speaker 6: I see she knows her name.
Speaker 3: And then he said, is she eating good?
Speaker 2: I said, I love.
Speaker 3: Him she is and real good good.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with I'm obsessed with him. It has to
Speaker 1: stay rosy.
Speaker 3: And he wrote, just get her here in one piece,
Speaker 3: which is like, what do you mean? Said, I'm a
Speaker 3: bad driving a woman. Okay woman, And then he's just.
Speaker 6: Got an extended dog leash for cat when she goes
Speaker 6: outside to not run away, hopefully she gets used to it.
Speaker 3: And I got her brush. Do you think I can
Speaker 3: give her a bath?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Do it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good luck? Yeah, your eyes are to be scratched out.
Speaker 1: Dan used to give the cat's baths. He would put
Speaker 1: he would put on like kitchen gloves and a rubber
Speaker 1: and a raincoat and do it.
Speaker 6: She's like, if you can, sure, but it's your eyes
Speaker 6: that are getting scratched out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she walk she I think she's fine. I
Speaker 1: can give you more. He can just get the evolution. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys, well that concludes bad certain cat talk. That's
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Speaker 1: until next time, my name is Artimer. Think he's so much? Goodbye?
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Speaker 6: It feels so good.
Speaker 7: I just got one little question. Figure out wall you
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