WEBVTT - "JUNIOR BACHELOR!" w/ Mary Lynn Rajskub 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:04.000 Welcome to Will you Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:12.160 Well things got weird over here globally and personally, but 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:14.560 here we are in our safe space. This is what 0:00:14.600 --> 0:00:17.840 we do, you guys. I don't want to say it 0:00:17.840 --> 0:00:19.520 because I don't want to upset her, but I do 0:00:19.600 --> 0:00:21.840 want to warn her so she's not side. So this 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:24.200 is my last day with my daughter soon to be 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:29.000 my sister in law. What she needs, Rosie, my sister 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:29.360 in law. 0:00:29.480 --> 0:00:31.720 You don't want her to hear the I mean, I guess. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:33.600 I don't want her to be shocked when she leaves 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.240 with my sisters. I don't want her to be shocked. 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:41.519 But she leaves my business associate, my physician. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.479 Hello, look at another episode of Welle. 0:00:43.320 --> 0:00:45.199 Except this Rose. My name is Artby and coming to 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:48.599 you from my cat's sanctuary and my bougie garage in 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.600 Los Angeles, California. I'm just going to introduce all the 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:54.200 women and then tell you a strange tale. Then we'll 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:57.280 get going with me today. You know, Can I just 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.480 say I love you so much? You know her as 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:01.920 Gale the Snail. 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.240 Happy to be here in these trying times. 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.760 Can I tell you how excited I was, Like that 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.160 you were available and that you could calm And I'm 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:12.640 glad that it's like just a lady. It's just a lady. 0:01:12.680 --> 0:01:14.760 I was supposed to be in Dallas for stand up 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.440 on November sixth, and I had the force or eighth 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.039 and I had the foresight to go, I am I 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:20.960 want to be in Texas. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.319 In twenty sixteen, I was in Houston and I got 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.880 I got like rubbed by men and women. Everyone was hammered, 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.280 celebrating and just like being like you're fun like afterwards, 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.520 like a lot of side squeezes in the photos after us. 0:01:36.600 --> 0:01:39.959 You also know her from twenty four as Chloe Ladies 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.320 and gentlemen, a brilliant stand up We love her so much, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:44.039 and a cat mom to eat. 0:01:44.080 --> 0:01:45.880 What kind of a cat Savannah? 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:48.440 Dude, If you think your Bengal is wild, go for 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:53.000 a Savannah lady. Marylyn Rice, God, thanks for having me 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:54.800 and mary Lynne's going to be in town for my 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:57.600 birthday party this year. You've never may you've never come, 0:01:58.160 --> 0:01:58.840 and this is the year. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.560 This is working out good for me. Just canceling everything, Yeah, 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:02.880 is working out well. 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.240 Honestly, you might have a good time. Who knows. Doug 0:02:06.280 --> 0:02:07.200 Benson will be there. 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:08.079 I can't wait. 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:10.920 Jerry trainor will be there our fore top high top 0:02:11.320 --> 0:02:14.960 ladies and gentlemen. A woman across from me that I 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:19.440 laughed my ass off last Sunday night. We also went 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:22.880 to an advanced screening of Wicked together at at nine 0:02:23.120 --> 0:02:28.280 am screening. It was a three hours nine am screening. 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.640 She wanted us to hear that music very early. 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:37.040 She's also tomorrow morning. I have to fly up to 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:40.519 Berkeley tomorrow morning. Before I leave, I have to slightly 0:02:40.600 --> 0:02:43.360 drug my sweet foster daughter. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:44.680 And then I break in and steal her. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:47.560 You break in and we're morning. Look, you're gonna be 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:49.840 in the middle of the morning, so you can because 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:51.280 I'm gonna be doing it pretty early. So you want 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.600 that gaba pent I'll eave an extra gabapentan for you. 0:02:53.680 --> 0:02:55.040 But like, I also have something. 0:02:55.080 --> 0:03:00.919 Okay, So she's gonna be dry. She's gonna be bringing Rosie, 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:07.520 Oh the best cat, shout out mit and I to 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.920 meet her. She's gonna bringing Rosie to her brother. Is 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.320 your brother excited? How does he feels? He talked about 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:13.640 the fact that tomorrow's the day. 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.080 Well, yeah, he text me every day being like how 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:15.919 is she? What's she doing? 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.440 How is she? What's she doing? 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:17.720 Oh? 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:21.240 Really, I don't have time to respond to Oh my gosh. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.120 Can we be on a text thread with your brother? 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:26.919 Because I would text him independently, just videos all day. 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:30.079 He had a couple of stats like what does he has? 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:30.840 He had a cat before? 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.639 Yes, yeah, where he treated her like his daughter. 0:03:33.960 --> 0:03:37.400 He had a cat that lived for twenty years. And 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:40.160 so he's a big He's always been a big cad. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:41.680 When did that cat pass away? 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.440 It was earlier this year, like April. 0:03:44.640 --> 0:03:47.200 He just wait, and so he's already bought her cat trees. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:50.760 He bought her multiple beds, one with a cover, because 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:53.000 he knows she'll be scared at first. Inceh' wanna hide? 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:55.000 This is a king. This is a king. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.240 She's going to replace the. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.320 Would he feel comfortable having me text him? 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.240 I mean as him. He's kind of a no. 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:02.080 No, he's a private guy. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:02.839 He's a private guy. 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:04.840 You will just tell him that. I start every morning 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:08.200 first thing with the two routube. Okay, I feed her. 0:04:08.360 --> 0:04:11.080 She loves it. She's looking that those little cheer root tubes. 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:15.680 Ladies don't doctor my physician, my financial advisor, my musical 0:04:15.680 --> 0:04:18.719 Theater at nine am My four Top High Top Doctor 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:25.640 Hannah Montana, Ariana Rosanna, Rosanna Dana, Miss Mewreen, Rosie Hosyer Levigne. 0:04:26.160 --> 0:04:32.400 Welcome to the program, doctor Bananas. Obviously yes, obviously. 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:32.800 Are you to not? 0:04:33.080 --> 0:04:36.080 Are you to not? Okay, I'm gonna also give a 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:39.800 shout out to a woman who is so kind through 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.320 this process, who's helped me run my you have no idea, 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:45.640 which is really actually there's a story to tell. He 0:04:45.640 --> 0:04:47.640 has helped me run this cat sanctuary. I called her 0:04:48.120 --> 0:04:52.160 sobbing yesterday. She picked up and talked me off a 0:04:52.240 --> 0:04:57.159 ledge and was not frightened and helped was very so compacive. 0:04:57.240 --> 0:05:00.360 This woman's heart is so huge, and I knew I cook. 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.599 There's so many people where I would call stop mid 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.400 sob like it's not it's not like we're getting into 0:05:05.440 --> 0:05:07.760 the pool of like hey, hey Katie, I'm just having 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:10.400 There was no she had no foreplay before the sob 0:05:10.760 --> 0:05:15.080 It was full. I was already like hyperventilating and I 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:18.719 called her and she was so kind and like just 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.720 like didn't talk me out of it, but didn't like 0:05:21.800 --> 0:05:24.080 get but also like cal me down to the point 0:05:24.160 --> 0:05:26.760 where I felt that didn't like make me feel bananas 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:31.400 for calling ladies and gentlemen KT money KT money leve. 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:34.719 All right, here's the story and then I'll get going. 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.719 Here's what happened. Ready, So look, yes, it is a 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.480 weird day for the world for everybody. Everybody live and 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:41.800 let live, to do what you gotta do. But for 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.520 me just felt weird. And I had other things personally 0:05:44.600 --> 0:05:48.440 that had happened that were incredibly disappointing and that I'd 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:51.400 found out on election night in public, which I just 0:05:52.000 --> 0:05:55.080 I mean, I had a brutal phone call to me 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:57.320 personally that was like and I was like in public, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.240 so I had to be like, hey, god like so 0:05:59.440 --> 0:06:02.400 like everyone. It was just a really fucked phone call 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:05.680 I got Tuesday night that I was reeling from. And 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:08.520 then so I came out to see my girl Rosie, 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:11.839 and I'm in this bougie garage and there's a glass door. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.880 There's French doors, and I turn around, I'm like, over 0:06:14.920 --> 0:06:19.000 my shoulder, there's another exact replica her twin flame. There's 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:24.279 another Rosie steering right back at us through the door, 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:28.880 and I'm like, oh fuck. So it turns out I 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:32.240 think I'm like in like stranger things. I think there's 0:06:32.279 --> 0:06:34.599 like I'm like, I'm like the demogorgant, Like there's like. 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:39.040 Somebody like yeah, they just keep multiplying, like they keep multiplying. 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:41.919 Personally, I think there's one of these cats put a 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:43.000 call out about your house. 0:06:43.080 --> 0:06:46.480 Okay, so here's the thing. So there was another cat 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:48.560 and I was like, oh shit. So then I had 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:52.800 to do Fortune and Tom Poppi's podcast. So I did 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.760 the podcast and then I'm Debbie. Ryan was staying with me, 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:58.280 and I was like, I was like, hey, Debbie, there's 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.839 like I saw a cat and then weird shit always 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:02.680 happens when I'm with it. Debbie, there's so we are 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.839 some witch connection. So I mean I I literally like 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:08.520 made like I was. I found out my mom died 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.080 in front of Debbie, and I mean like Debbie and 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.040 I have like a weird, bigger large She drove me 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.280 to my Airbnb in Atlanta. She's like, I do have 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.120 my driver's license. You've never seen me drive, but I 0:07:17.120 --> 0:07:19.080 actually am a legal driver. Like that was like like 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.480 there's some weird men me weird things like that. So 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:25.360 Debbie happens to be here and she's like getting ready 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:28.840 to she's filming a fancy movie. She's in nineties business 0:07:28.880 --> 0:07:32.880 casual for her fitting. So I'm like, she's like dressed 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.840 up to go. It's her first day yesterday to go 0:07:34.920 --> 0:07:37.880 like for this fitting. And I'm like, hey, I heard 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.640 this cat and like I saw this cat and I 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:42.320 was outside going hey kitty, and I could hear Mary 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.280 or me out and I'm like, hey kitty. So I 0:07:44.320 --> 0:07:48.040 get Debbie and look there's like the fence. If you 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:52.920 look outside, there's like over the shed this cat. This 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.200 we hear and it was like through the bushes. We 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:57.720 couldn't find it. It had gotten stuck. 0:07:58.040 --> 0:08:00.640 Oh so it was outside your friend stores and then 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:01.160 it went. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:04.840 It ran, it ran, and so like it was let 0:08:04.840 --> 0:08:08.120 me show you. It literally got stuck in the fence. 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.680 So like its entire backside was stuck in the fence. 0:08:12.120 --> 0:08:14.920 Oh no, no, like it was trapped in the fence. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:17.560 Like it was like and we couldn't. So then Debbie, 0:08:17.720 --> 0:08:20.920 Debbie rips off her shirt because she had to go 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:23.960 to the fitting and didn't want to climbs on my shed. 0:08:24.040 --> 0:08:26.760 She goes, I'm shirtless on a shed and she's like, 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:29.800 I have a hammer. We're hammering the fence to try 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.000 to get the cat. She's trying. She's lifting up the 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:34.000 cat and is high up like the cat's weigh the 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.959 fuck down there. You know, she's lifting up the she's 0:08:37.120 --> 0:08:39.360 lifting up the cat. We can't get it out, so 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:41.520 the cat stuck and so she's like, she's like, we 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:44.480 gotta go around, so we run. So here we are 0:08:44.640 --> 0:08:47.520 the day after the election. We don't know how. Everyone 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.400 has their own opinion about what happened. I show up 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.080 at my neighbor, who I've never met with a Disney star. 0:08:53.320 --> 0:08:55.600 We're holding a hammer, a rake, and a bag of 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.520 temptations we found on the door, like we've got to 0:08:58.520 --> 0:09:01.080 come so that I don't know what's happening. There's me 0:09:01.160 --> 0:09:03.000 and Debbie pounding on the door the hammer and a 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.040 bag of temptations and a rake, and we're like, we 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:07.359 need to get through your house and they're like, okay, 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:12.640 we get through. Debbie lifts the cat, lifts the cat 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:15.160 up off the thing. The cat starts running and it's 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.600 dragging its legs behind it like a platypush. Okay, like 0:09:18.679 --> 0:09:20.199 its legs were like dead behind it. 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:22.559 I now, do we think that happened because of the fence? 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.840 Yes, I saw it. It was fine stick. It got stuck 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.199 and it had been there and if I hadn't seen it, 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.920 and if I hadn't called for it, I wouldn't it 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:35.600 would have died in the fence. So thank god. Debbie 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:38.680 was so funny. She was incredible. She goes over there, 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.920 she like it was like a mom with a baby 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:44.600 that's like pinned over under like a volkswagon. Here's Debbie 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:48.160 running back from my neighbor and business casual. She goes. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.960 Debby goes to me. She goes, literally, she didn't even 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:53.760 she goes when nobody had discussed it, she goes, Daisy's 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:56.680 in trouble. I'm like what. She's like, Daisy's stuck in 0:09:56.760 --> 0:10:00.319 the fence. I'm like, okay, crazy. So I was like okay. 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:03.520 So she's running back. She's like, get a carrier, call 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.880 for Daisy. I'm like okay. So I like run him 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.240 and I'm like, fuck, there's another fucking bangle. Now it's 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:14.600 like paralyzed. I get the I get Rosie's carrier and 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:17.600 I'm calling doctor Lisa. They tell me to go to 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.920 the emergency room and they're like, what's the cat's name. 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:24.079 I'm like Daisy, Like so the Debbie puts Daisy in 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:28.360 the carrier. Daisy starts crying. We hear another fucking there's 0:10:28.400 --> 0:10:30.599 another one. There's another one. I'm sure it wasn't like 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.640 Rosie outside. No, no, no, we were like and then 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:36.240 so I start looking and Debbie's like, we don't have 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.720 time for this. She's like, this one is in trouble, 0:10:38.760 --> 0:10:41.000 and you're looking for the third. And I'm like, but 0:10:41.040 --> 0:10:42.680 here's the thing. Here's what I want to say. They've 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:44.920 all been they've all been spade. None of them have 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:46.959 been chipped. And I hate to say I put him 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.320 on all the next door apps and what not. I 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:51.920 think I do too, because they're all six pounds. So 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.400 if those are your cats, I don't want to go 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.160 back to you. I'm sorry. You don't get to They 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.720 don't have to have moved, and one is an accident, 0:10:57.880 --> 0:11:01.959 one is an accident. Two six pounds. No callers, you're 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:03.880 a bad petal. No, like my sister, that's how she 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:07.360 got ago. Somebody moved and just left. You can't have 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:07.840 you too. 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.520 This person had all the siblings. 0:11:10.040 --> 0:11:12.959 To yes, yes, yes, it doesn't make sense. 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:13.640 You can't. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:14.280 I'm sorry. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:16.560 If you're a pet owner and none of all of 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:18.840 them have gotten out and they're all down to six pounds. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:21.280 I will allow one, I will not allow two. And 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:24.000 I think there's a third, like you can't or if 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:25.839 you have outdoor cats but you've got a misspade but 0:11:25.880 --> 0:11:28.920 you're not feeding them, then then you can't have These cats. 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:31.160 Are not acting like outdoor cats, like were these are 0:11:31.360 --> 0:11:33.520 outdoor cats that live near Yeah? 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.800 Yeah, yeah, and they are like I hate. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:37.560 That they're outdoor because I'm afraid they're gonna get killed, 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.480 but they are like very savvy. 0:11:39.800 --> 0:11:40.199 Yeah. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.000 So here's the happy ending, and then we'll get to 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.800 So we bring the cat to the emergency room with 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:47.880 the best, the best hospital I've ever been to, the 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:52.080 one in on Colorado Boulevard VAC. I'll tell you it 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.880 was incredible. It was the best one. It was. I'll 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:56.840 tell you what. It was the best one by far. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:12:01.000 They're like, who's financially responsible for Daisy? And Debbie goes, well, 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.400 you got the first bangled this is mine. I was like, okay. 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:09.160 So then the point of contact and here she is 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:14.480 in the waiting room with the cat and basically this cat. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.599 So it turns out she's not paralyzed. She is a 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:19.839 pelvis is broken in three spots. She needs to be 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:22.560 created for. She doesn't need surgery, she needs to be 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:24.960 created for. This is her in the waiting room with 0:12:25.000 --> 0:12:30.480 Debbie and pelvis got broken from but she's gonna but 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:36.040 she's not paralyzed, so it's either Debbie's either gonna keep her. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.640 She's in Debbie's house right now, in the shower, and 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.880 like they got her a little create. Here she is 0:12:41.000 --> 0:12:44.560 last night. It's just like, but it turned out okay. 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:48.480 So Daisy's her brother in law is watching Daisy all 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.480 day because because and then and then we have some 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:55.160 people who've offered Lisa said she could rehabilitate her. Like, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.040 so so Daisy's turned out okay. Here she is in 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.640 Debbie's shower. I got her her own dome. This is 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:01.440 her last night. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:04.520 Oh good, So she's getting rest to try. Did they 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:05.600 put a cast on anything? 0:13:05.679 --> 0:13:07.320 No, they said she didn't need it. She just needs 0:13:07.360 --> 0:13:10.960 to like not that she'll be okay and like and 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:14.280 like but all over and they were all like, this 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.319 is like the no more fences and they're like, this 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:19.160 is like the sweetest. It was literally an exact replica 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.280 of Rosie. So now we're going to find this third cat. 0:13:22.440 --> 0:13:23.480 Yeah there are. 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.440 I mean I saw you put food out. I put 0:13:25.480 --> 0:13:28.000 food in anyone whos ate it? I put it out 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.439 this morning. I can't tell you know what. I should 0:13:30.480 --> 0:13:32.960 put it to the top. Yeah, I should put it 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:36.040 to the top, and then say I just there we go. Okay, 0:13:36.040 --> 0:13:38.440 So guys, sorry for the long. I'm sure if you're 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:40.760 a new listener, you're like, I came here for the Bachelor. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.680 I didn't come here for your kid. But what's wild 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:44.960 is like I we were joking about how all the 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:47.720 cats are going to find the podcast, and they did. 0:13:47.840 --> 0:13:50.280 A week later. They're all talking, this is the has 0:13:50.320 --> 0:13:52.959 to go to dude, and this is like you have 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:55.000 to be a Bangal. You have to be a Bangal. 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:57.679 Obviously you have to be high end. I mean, I 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.720 just felt so bad and then we'll get going that. Like, 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:02.560 you know, Rosie's been living in a lap of luxury 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:05.160 and this poor her sister has been out there, like, 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.400 but Daisy's now living in living in a in a 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:17.400 house and Daisy's got a great life. She's business, business, casual, 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:19.640 she's got a wide lake trouser. I just thought that 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:23.440 was look and she's and and shout out Debbie. I 0:14:23.480 --> 0:14:28.040 gotta tell you she was incredible. She was incredible. She 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.320 was so funny. She goes, she goes, you want to 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:32.960 know who you want to be within a crisis A formeruser, 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.640 She's like, I can get shipped done. I was like, 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:40.240 I was like, that's to me. I was like, you 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:42.240 should write an action movie and have that be like 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:47.240 the like tagline. It's fucking hilarious. Anyway, there we go, guys, 0:14:47.280 --> 0:14:49.480 here we are. Isn't that crazy? 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:49.760 Though? 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.720 I just had to share that because everyone's been part 0:14:51.800 --> 0:14:54.680 of their journey and I'm like, this is happening. 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:55.280 But I think. 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:57.120 I know. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:01.000 Guess what, Kim our listener, one of these will be 0:15:01.000 --> 0:15:03.480 for you might have a cat. You might have a 0:15:03.520 --> 0:15:06.040 cat that needs to be and Kim, we're gonna get 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:10.680 you that third. Kim is in San Diego. Kim wanted 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.440 Rosie and then there was like some confusion. But now 0:15:13.560 --> 0:15:16.120 Kim Kim wanted Rosy him, but she already got married 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:19.920 to Anna's brother or adopted. So then look, maybe we'll 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.080 work at with Daisy. Maybe Debbie won't be able to 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.600 keep Daisy. But there's also a third, so we're gonna 0:15:24.600 --> 0:15:27.440 get Kim, one of the Bengals Okay series, So Kim 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:32.520 get ready, get your little doughnut ready. Guys, can we 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.480 just say overall, how are you enjoying the season? Maryland? 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:37.440 Are you watching the whole season? 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:42.520 I am okay, I am enjoying it very much. I 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:47.480 really And this is back to your last podcast. 0:15:47.720 --> 0:15:51.040 I really went to a place when you were talking 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.240 about how much she talked about her ex. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:53.600 Yeah. 0:15:54.040 --> 0:15:58.280 I was listening to you discuss it, going, oh my god, 0:15:58.480 --> 0:16:02.640 what is she? And it's almost like I want to 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:05.760 throw a two cents into that, please, And it's a 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.480 little bit inflammatory. 0:16:08.560 --> 0:16:11.240 I like, I want to hear this. This is good. 0:16:12.000 --> 0:16:18.520 When you start mentioning so much, I'm not saying you're 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:19.080 not creating. 0:16:19.120 --> 0:16:20.880 Oh yes, so you agree with what I was saying. 0:16:20.960 --> 0:16:21.600 Yeah, it's like. 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:27.080 You can live without It makes me think further the 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:31.360 theory of him being the overbearing alpha that she like 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.040 is strong and independent and compassionate but like almost like 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.400 but John, like she can't see beyond well, I want 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:41.120 to you've had some kind of clutch on her in 0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:42.080 a wace. 0:16:41.880 --> 0:16:45.040 And like a weird chemical horny way too of like yeah, 0:16:45.040 --> 0:16:46.880 because I will tell you this. The main thing that 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:50.480 stood out, the one line in the softest mental all 0:16:50.560 --> 0:16:53.240 of all time. I want to say the thing the 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:55.520 line that stood out to me was when she said 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:59.120 to Pascal, I loved your family, I loved your lifestyle. 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.120 That and so, and I could see myself like in it, 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:08.399 like she liked the money. Now allegedly because. 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:11.520 She said about Jonathan, you're the best person. I feel 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.200 so like warm around your way. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:15.360 She wanted the life, but I don't want that. 0:17:15.440 --> 0:17:17.919 You don't want the like total sweetheart. No not that 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:20.800 I mean I love Pascal, but no, I. 0:17:20.880 --> 0:17:23.920 Was I clocked the I loved you, I loved your lifestyle. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:26.600 I thought that and also doctor Banana And this is 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:30.119 all allegedly but like allegedly her ex. 0:17:30.600 --> 0:17:33.479 Wait, okay, so first I want to shout out on 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:36.480 Instagram Peter who's at Laximus one for one. 0:17:36.280 --> 0:17:42.760 Who really did the research. Sure he really dug deep 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:44.600 into jones husband's cast. 0:17:45.000 --> 0:17:49.119 It, So tell people what the initial allegations were. This 0:17:49.160 --> 0:17:50.600 is incredible, Get right. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:56.280 So it looks like so it's just some white collar stuff. 0:17:56.920 --> 0:17:59.600 There was like a DOJ article about it. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.080 Yeah, yeah, it's like money. 0:18:02.160 --> 0:18:05.240 So he was the Vassos Jones husband was taking money 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.920 from a guy, Keith Fournay, who applied for a minority 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:11.439 business enterprise contract in the state of Maryland to update 0:18:11.480 --> 0:18:14.960 the courthouse printers or something. He got like four hundred 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:17.560 k for the contract but did no work and funneled 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:22.280 all that money to Vassos under the suspicion the fish 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:22.800 what is. 0:18:22.800 --> 0:18:27.840 The word auspices all that money to Surgery under. 0:18:27.720 --> 0:18:31.640 The idea of being part of his business solutions business, 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:34.920 part of his business. Okay, so office solutions business. And 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:37.760 then Vassos funneled that money back to FOURNEE to buy 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:41.000 land for a strip club in Northeast Washington, d C. 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.159 And then to renovate it over time. But then the 0:18:44.240 --> 0:18:46.000 DC government ended up seizing the club. 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:54.359 Yeah, so he's also I'm hardly a serial tax evader. 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.000 He was going to like, this is a hawk that's 0:18:57.040 --> 0:18:59.000 going to open a strip club, like which he saw 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:00.960 John as the hawk, and she was like it was 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:05.159 like a hawk evading text taxes and like trying to 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.800 open a strip club. That's the one that that's the 0:19:07.840 --> 0:19:09.280 perfect one that got away. 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:10.480 That's the one who lived life lnge. 0:19:11.040 --> 0:19:14.000 And then I'm sure there's a psychological but yeah, that 0:19:14.200 --> 0:19:18.120 like yeah. Looking up to him, he's the yes, yes, yes, 0:19:18.280 --> 0:19:22.600