1 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. On an ass Doctor Jesse Friday, I 3 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: told you it was gonna be a good day. Cannibal 4 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:18,320 Speaker 1: Mark Leatunsky admits to eating a man named Kevin Bacon. 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to make any of the jokes that 6 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: I want to make right now, what, Chris, I'm not 7 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:26,439 Speaker 1: going to because it wouldn't be right and this is 8 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:30,400 Speaker 1: an appropriate show and a family show. But I mean, 9 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,000 Speaker 1: can you blame him? Dear future number one best selling author. 10 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:36,840 Speaker 1: I know you quit watching the NFL as I did, 11 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: but I was wondering if you watch college football. If 12 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: you do, what team do you root for? I was 13 00:00:42,320 --> 00:00:45,640 Speaker 1: born in Ohio, Sir, I root for the only team 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: there is, the Ohio State University Oracle. Besides the media 15 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: coordinated Trump arrest in purp Walk, we are going to 16 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,000 Speaker 1: have Feds and Commies coordinating together to pretend to be 17 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 1: maga in ing it will be merchandise to resell the 18 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:06,720 Speaker 1: January sixth false flag and give further cause for the 19 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 1: fed IRS crackdown. What can we do, if anything, to 20 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,560 Speaker 1: head this off? He says, Boyne's Tartez and his name 21 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: is John Boinas tarts to you. John, I wanted to 22 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 1: read this because this is this is something I want 23 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,280 Speaker 1: you to be very very careful about, and I want 24 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:29,200 Speaker 1: you to be on the lookout for right now. It's 25 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 1: not just something you and I talk about every single 26 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:35,559 Speaker 1: night on the radio as we speak, as you're sitting 27 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: there hearing the sound of my voice, as I'm sitting 28 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:44,840 Speaker 1: here speaking to you, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, they 29 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:50,560 Speaker 1: are not wanting you to do something violent in illegal. 30 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,320 Speaker 1: They're going to try to make you do something violent 31 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 1: in illegal. They have a huge history of doing this. 32 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:01,960 Speaker 1: It's not just recently. By the way. Remember I've told 33 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: you the story before. You know the story of Ruby 34 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:10,880 Speaker 1: Ridge where Randy Randy Weaver, he was approached by a 35 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: FED and told him to saw off a shotgun. And 36 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: Randy took it and sawed it off, and it was legal. 37 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: He saught it off legally. He didn't saw too much 38 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: of it off. He brought it back to the FED. 39 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:26,840 Speaker 1: The FED says, oh, not quite short enough. Hey, here's 40 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,120 Speaker 1: it back. Can you saw a little bit more off 41 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:31,400 Speaker 1: to make sure it was illegal? And that was the 42 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: justification they used to send people to his home. And 43 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: murder his son, his dog, and his wife. This is 44 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 1: not a new phenomenon, but you better understand in this 45 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:48,840 Speaker 1: day and age, they are all over your Internet. They're 46 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: all over your text messages, They're all over your email. 47 00:02:53,240 --> 00:03:01,119 Speaker 1: Be careful out there, you peaceful in legal at all times. 48 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 1: That quote buddy of yours on the internet. Hey man, 49 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: let's get to the range this weekend and let's go 50 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: shooting and get ready for the FEDS. That guy's an 51 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: FBI agent. Block that person. Delete that person off your list. 52 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,399 Speaker 1: That guy's trying to get you to commit crimes so 53 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:24,919 Speaker 1: the FBI can then ruin your life, probably end your life, 54 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: plaster your face all over every single news channel until 55 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: your wife will have to change her name and your 56 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: kids will have to move out of town. Throw you 57 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 1: in prison for the next fifty years, and justify a 58 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: crackdown on the political opponents of the Democratic Party. The 59 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: second you see any well, actually, you know what, let 60 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,120 Speaker 1: me read it to you verbatim. I had someone say 61 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 1: something to me on social media today. This you want 62 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,040 Speaker 1: to you want to know what a FED looks like. 63 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 1: This is verbatim what somebody said to me today. I'd 64 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: put something up what I forget what I was talking about. 65 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 1: I was talking about. Oh, it was what I said 66 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,320 Speaker 1: that on the radio show about how we are. We're 67 00:04:03,360 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: the bridge, those of us who are alive right now. 68 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 1: We remember what it was like when the world was 69 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:11,080 Speaker 1: saying and now the world's insane and getting worse, and 70 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,520 Speaker 1: we're that bridge. And I said, it's horrible because we'll 71 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,039 Speaker 1: remember what it was like. And this is what somebody 72 00:04:16,080 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: said him in response to this. I kid you not. 73 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:22,920 Speaker 1: It's people our age, Jesse, that either establish an underground 74 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:27,760 Speaker 1: revolution restoration or you will be right, Jesse, it's us, dude, 75 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: broadcasting and tweeting about it isn't enough firepower. It's gonna 76 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:37,479 Speaker 1: take more. The money must be good. I get it, Jesse. 77 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:41,600 Speaker 1: We got to start an underground revolution. The second your 78 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: buddy texts you, even if it's somebody you know, the 79 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 1: second your buddy texts you, hey man, that's time to 80 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 1: arm up and start a revolution, you block his phone 81 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,920 Speaker 1: number and never talk to him again. He's officially been 82 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: compromised by the FBI, and he's been threatened with prison time. 83 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,200 Speaker 1: If he doesn't get you to agree to do something 84 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:12,480 Speaker 1: violent and illegal. You stay legal at all times at 85 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: all times, you stay legal, you stay peaceful. But Jesse, 86 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,960 Speaker 1: we gotta, we gotta. Things are too scary. They are scary, 87 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,359 Speaker 1: There's no question about it. We have so much work 88 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: to do. Our work is not going to come from 89 00:05:27,680 --> 00:05:30,039 Speaker 1: the barrel of a gun. Our work is going to 90 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: come from a school board election. Oh. I know that's 91 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: not sexy, right, See Chris, Chris, you're terror Chris said, 92 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 1: it's boring. Oh I know, No, I know, it sounds 93 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: so much tougher and cooler. Right, I'm gonna strap on 94 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,080 Speaker 1: my this. And there's gonna be a civil war, the 95 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: last thing in the world you want as a civil war. 96 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:54,000 Speaker 1: And if you speak about it in that way, I 97 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 1: assume you've never actually seen war, and how terrible it is, 98 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: let alone war that involves your own children. An underground revolution. Yeah, 99 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,520 Speaker 1: go run for school board. The second and the next 100 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:09,840 Speaker 1: person who tells you something like that, oh, we gotta 101 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: shoot our way out of this, ask them, Oh, okay, okay, 102 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. We'll discuss that in a minute, 103 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: shooting our way out. Can you tell me before we 104 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,400 Speaker 1: get to that, are you running for office? Are you 105 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,600 Speaker 1: running for a city council or school board or Are 106 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:28,279 Speaker 1: you deeply involved in any of the local campaigns that 107 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:34,200 Speaker 1: are are you running for sheriff, local DA? Inevitably, inevitably, 108 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,840 Speaker 1: this is what you will get from that guy every time. Well, no, no, no, 109 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: that's not gonna do any good. No, getting yourself arrested 110 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:44,280 Speaker 1: and thrown in a dark hole the rest of your life, 111 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: that's not going to do any good. Finding the red 112 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:51,919 Speaker 1: areas of this country, moving to them, becoming activists in 113 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:57,560 Speaker 1: those areas, demanding aggressive anti communism from your legislators, and 114 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:01,880 Speaker 1: becoming those legislators yourself. That's what we'll save the country. 115 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,120 Speaker 1: And I'm not giving you some pie in the sky 116 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:06,960 Speaker 1: pep talk. We're gonna be fine after the mid terms, 117 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: just twenty twenty four and we'll elect Trump again or 118 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 1: heavy d and we'll be fine. No, the federal government 119 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 1: is almost undoubtedly lost. It almost it almost can't be saved. 120 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,840 Speaker 1: I find I can't find a single path for it 121 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:24,920 Speaker 1: to be saved that I find to be realistic. But 122 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 1: that's okay. Times change. There's so much good out there, 123 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,720 Speaker 1: tens of millions of Americans who think like you, so 124 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: much good out there, legal, non violent, legal, that is 125 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:45,680 Speaker 1: the way. That is the way. Ignore and block anybody 126 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: online or privately. Jesse, it's time to get some bombs 127 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,480 Speaker 1: and stuff. That's an FBI agent sitting there, probably has 128 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,800 Speaker 1: his FBI jacket on. Well, he's see, he's probably has 129 00:07:56,840 --> 00:08:00,320 Speaker 1: the bomb already made that he's going to plan on 130 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: you and then raid you and prosecute you for having 131 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: a bomb. Not that they would do that. Oh yeah, 132 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: they just got done doing that in Michigan. One of 133 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,160 Speaker 1: those one of those idiots they busted over there, they 134 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:14,280 Speaker 1: planted the explosive, They gave him the explosive, they sold 135 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:17,559 Speaker 1: him the explosives, and then and then raided its truck 136 00:08:17,600 --> 00:08:22,240 Speaker 1: and said, hey, this guy's got explosives. You better wake 137 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:26,240 Speaker 1: up and realize. That's how these people operate. That's how 138 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 1: they operate. So we will say we will stay legal, 139 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: we will stay local. The two l's legal and local. 140 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: That's what will take your country back. Democrats, the communists, 141 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,680 Speaker 1: they did not take over this country by taking over Congress. 142 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: They didn't even honestly take over this country by taking 143 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,960 Speaker 1: over the DOJ. They took over this country by taking 144 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:55,960 Speaker 1: over the education system. Because everything filters through there. Everyone 145 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:59,679 Speaker 1: goes through it, everybody public, private, whatever it may be 146 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: everyone goes through it. That's how they took over the country. 147 00:09:03,679 --> 00:09:09,200 Speaker 1: And what's wild about that is it's their most important thing, 148 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:14,520 Speaker 1: and that's their softest underbelly. That's what we can take back. 149 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,360 Speaker 1: That's what isn't well defended. People don't even know who's 150 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: on their school board. You got a bunch of scumbag 151 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 1: communists on your school board. They're ripe for the picking. 152 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:26,640 Speaker 1: If you dig in, raise a little money, which you 153 00:09:26,679 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: can do, go take it back. The two elves, legal 154 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,520 Speaker 1: and local. That's how we save our country, all right. 155 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,440 Speaker 1: Someone wants to talk about the seventeenth Amendment. Someone wants 156 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,679 Speaker 1: to yell at me about Metallica. All that's Studica? What Chris? 157 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:46,720 Speaker 1: Maybe maybe the guy who's mad at me about maybe 158 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: he'll feel better if he starts spending less on his 159 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:53,960 Speaker 1: cell phone bill every single month. Now, hear me out, Chris, 160 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:57,280 Speaker 1: hear me out. Pure Talk. I have a family of 161 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,319 Speaker 1: four because if kids are now in sports and all 162 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: over the place, now those spoiled little snots have cell phones, 163 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:08,360 Speaker 1: don't worry. We heavily restrict everything. Um My bill got 164 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:10,400 Speaker 1: cut in half when I switched from T Mobile to 165 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,240 Speaker 1: Pure Talk. I had an unlimited plan on Pure Talk 166 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,640 Speaker 1: or on T Mobile, and I have unlimited on team 167 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:18,560 Speaker 1: on pure Talk, I can't talk. It was unlimited and 168 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 1: now it's still unlimited, and I saved half. My bill 169 00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 1: got cut in half. If you have a T and T, Verizon, 170 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: T Mobile, it's not just that you're funding people who 171 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:32,240 Speaker 1: hate your guts. You're spending way too much money. Dial 172 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 1: pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. You get an 173 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,600 Speaker 1: extra month free, and you might want to hurry on 174 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:44,840 Speaker 1: that deal. Dial pound two five zero, say Jesse Kelly. 175 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:57,959 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Jesse Kelly Show. You're welcome. It 176 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,599 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show. Up. We're just gonna have 177 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: to have the Metallic talk, right Metallica talk right away, Chris. 178 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Apparently we are, because look, all right, you know what, 179 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:08,720 Speaker 1: I have to get this off my chest. All right, 180 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,880 Speaker 1: I feel better now, let's get this. It's an ask 181 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:14,199 Speaker 1: doctor Jesse Friday. Remember someone wants to talk about the 182 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:18,319 Speaker 1: seventeenth Amendment. And we get to the Postal Service spying 183 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 1: on you in a second. But someone's angry with me. 184 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,640 Speaker 1: Dear show gun oracle, I've been listening to you for 185 00:11:24,679 --> 00:11:27,040 Speaker 1: several years. Now come to know that you and I 186 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: are nearly the same person. Not only do we agree 187 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,559 Speaker 1: on every political topic, we have more important things in comments, 188 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:36,440 Speaker 1: such as being menu whisperers, our sense of humor, and 189 00:11:36,480 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 1: hatred for salad on burgers. However, I've been deeply troubled 190 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 1: by something you said on your show Wanted two months ago. 191 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,760 Speaker 1: I think about it daily. That is, when Masters of 192 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: Master of Puppets was playing coming Back from Break, you 193 00:11:50,240 --> 00:11:53,439 Speaker 1: complained to Chris, then said it was a terrible song, 194 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 1: going on and on about it, and then immediately you said, 195 00:11:56,320 --> 00:12:00,520 Speaker 1: you're a Metallica fan. That's the equivalent of Texan proclaiming 196 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,640 Speaker 1: they're a huge barbecue fan, but they don't like brisket. 197 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: It's the second greatest song ever written in the history 198 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,720 Speaker 1: of the earth, So what and so forth. Not only 199 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,880 Speaker 1: do I demand an apology to myself at all your listeners, 200 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,440 Speaker 1: I demand that you write a handwritten letter to James 201 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:22,880 Speaker 1: Hetfield himself, confessing your sin and bagging his forgiveness. It's 202 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,600 Speaker 1: from Nick, he said, f s. If you're ever in Denver, 203 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:30,280 Speaker 1: beers are on me. I will not apologize. You know 204 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,600 Speaker 1: you know what Master up, but you know what that 205 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,640 Speaker 1: song is Chris, turn on that song in the background. 206 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,000 Speaker 1: Turn it on underneath me so people can hear about this. 207 00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:41,359 Speaker 1: You know what this is. This is you being nostalgic 208 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:46,120 Speaker 1: about earlier Metallica songs and pretending that's a good song. 209 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,040 Speaker 1: Where's the melody in this song at all? You're telling me, 210 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:54,720 Speaker 1: you're telling me that you find that song in any 211 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 1: way as as enjoyable as something like nothing else matters. 212 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,000 Speaker 1: I mean, no, turn this song up. Turn this song up, Chris, 213 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,640 Speaker 1: turn it up, and I want you to get nothing 214 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:09,920 Speaker 1: else matters. Ready, listen to this song better, better matter? 215 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,400 Speaker 1: All right? Now, turn on nothing else matters? Chris did this. 216 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,280 Speaker 1: I'll give you a second. I'll give you a second 217 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,880 Speaker 1: while I feel a bus. They're here on the radio 218 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,840 Speaker 1: and act like I have something to say, But Chris 219 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:20,760 Speaker 1: is gonna pull up nothing else matters. Don't do these 220 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,960 Speaker 1: things where they just pound on instruments and tell me 221 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 1: that's music. It's like all that hate metal stuff that 222 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: b K plays up. Now play it, yeah, play it, Chris, 223 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: play You're seriously leave it. Play leave It's like you're 224 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: seriously telling me you'd rather you'd rather hear better match 225 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:48,280 Speaker 1: than this. What Chris, no they're not both good in 226 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: separate ways. One of them sucks. All right, Jesse, do 227 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:56,160 Speaker 1: you think we should repeal? Repeal? It's probably just repeal, 228 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: but I read that wrong. I wish I could do 229 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,959 Speaker 1: that over again, but this its live. Do you think 230 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 1: we should repeal the seventeenth Amendment which has created a 231 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:06,400 Speaker 1: de facto mob rules so on and so forth. Yeah, 232 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:09,480 Speaker 1: the seventeenth Amendment was a disaster. If you don't know 233 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:14,440 Speaker 1: what the seventeenth Amendment is, here's what it is. Did 234 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: you know those United States senators you vote for in 235 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: federal elections, like we have huge Senate races coming up 236 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:26,640 Speaker 1: in places like Nevada. The Lassalt in Nevada. As a 237 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,320 Speaker 1: stud I'm going to go to an event for him 238 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: next week, I think, no, two weeks, two or three 239 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,240 Speaker 1: weeks are now. I'm going to do an event for him, 240 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,880 Speaker 1: trying to get him elected. Blake Masters in Arizona. Total 241 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:42,720 Speaker 1: stud But anyway, you realize that you you shouldn't be 242 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,760 Speaker 1: able to vote for your senator, your United States senator. 243 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: That's not how that was supposed to be your United 244 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:56,600 Speaker 1: States senator. He was supposed to be appointed by your 245 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:02,120 Speaker 1: state legislature, your state legislature. Let me ask you a question, 246 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:04,320 Speaker 1: and you don't have to You don't have to answer me. 247 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 1: I'm not your dad. You don't know me an answer. 248 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: But let me ask you a question. What's the name 249 00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:15,520 Speaker 1: of your state senator? What's the name of your state representative? 250 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:21,880 Speaker 1: I'm not judging you don't even know. I bet you 251 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,280 Speaker 1: know the name of your senator, though you realize that 252 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:28,800 Speaker 1: that's exactly flipped of the way. It should be your 253 00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 1: United States senator who represents your state. He should have 254 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:37,960 Speaker 1: so little say in your life that you hardly know 255 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: who he is. Like one of my United States Senators 256 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: from Texas is John Cornyn. John Cornyn is basically a 257 00:15:46,840 --> 00:15:50,320 Speaker 1: barnacle on the bottom of a ship. If they If 258 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:52,880 Speaker 1: I want you to picture, I want you to picture 259 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:56,040 Speaker 1: a hyena, and I want you to picture the hyena 260 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,960 Speaker 1: with an infected boil on its butt, That boyle would 261 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: be John Cornyn. And John Cornyn just joined with the 262 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: Democrats to restrict my gun rights in the wake of 263 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:12,160 Speaker 1: the Vivaldi shooting. John Cornyn should have no say in 264 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:15,120 Speaker 1: my gun rights whatsoever. I shouldn't even know his name. 265 00:16:15,520 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 1: I wish I didn't know his name. However, my state representative, 266 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:26,400 Speaker 1: my state senator, I have access to him. And not 267 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,520 Speaker 1: just because I'm a world famous author, Chris, No, seriously, 268 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:33,000 Speaker 1: I have access to him. You have access to him. 269 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: He lives in your community, he shops at your grocery store. 270 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 1: He's somebody you can crawl five feet up his rear 271 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 1: end if he screws something up at the state House 272 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,560 Speaker 1: in the state Senate. That's how it was supposed to be. 273 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,280 Speaker 1: And your state senate, your state legislature, I should say, 274 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,640 Speaker 1: they were the ones who were supposed to choose a 275 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:58,960 Speaker 1: man to go be the United States Senator from your state. 276 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: But we've done away with that and now people vote 277 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 1: on it, and with the exception of the nineteenth it's 278 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: probably the most disastrous amendment in the history of the 279 00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:12,240 Speaker 1: United States of America. It has been a disaster. You 280 00:17:12,280 --> 00:17:15,840 Speaker 1: know that old saying the senators where conservatism goes to die, 281 00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:19,760 Speaker 1: and that's obviously true. What are they're like four good senators? 282 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,800 Speaker 1: The rest are just a bunch of useless turds. You 283 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: know that that shouldn't be the case. If you're sitting 284 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,480 Speaker 1: there right now and you're listening to this. Let's say 285 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:34,000 Speaker 1: you're in Charleston, South Carolina. What, Chris, I love Charleston. Okay, 286 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:37,080 Speaker 1: I can love Charleston. Let's say you're lucking out in Charleston, 287 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,880 Speaker 1: South Carolina, eating delicious pimento cheese and other things like that. 288 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:49,120 Speaker 1: You know that your state senator, your senator, both of them, 289 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: they suck. Lindsey Graham sucks. Tim defund the Police Scott, 290 00:17:55,920 --> 00:18:00,760 Speaker 1: he sucks too. You realize that your states South Carolina 291 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:04,800 Speaker 1: is percentage wise, probably the reddest state in the Union. 292 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 1: That you're two senators. They should be to the right 293 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:14,879 Speaker 1: of me, The senators from South Carolina should be blood red. Instead, 294 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:18,679 Speaker 1: you have Lindsey Graham and you have Tim defund the 295 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:24,239 Speaker 1: Police Scott. The seventeenth Amendment was an unmitigated disaster. All 296 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 1: right now, Kevin McCarthy, he's about to be Speaker of 297 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:35,720 Speaker 1: the House, Kevin McCarthy. He said something I thought sounded 298 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 1: pretty good. I know that sacrilege to compliment any of 299 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: these establishment types, and I'm sure he'll probably screw it 300 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: all up. Maybe he doesn't mean it at all, But honestly, 301 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: I know, Chris, you heard what he said. You thought 302 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:51,720 Speaker 1: it sounded good. I thought it sounded good. I'm gonna 303 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:55,080 Speaker 1: play it for you. You tell me if you believe him, 304 00:18:55,119 --> 00:18:57,200 Speaker 1: and then I will get to the United States Postal 305 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:59,760 Speaker 1: Service spuying on us. I'll get to this story about 306 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 1: the an inmate who stole cocaine and had a gun. 307 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:06,680 Speaker 1: We have talks about TV. We have talks about new 308 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 1: clear weapons and the going Green movement in the military, 309 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: all about stud to come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Yes, 310 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, And I guess I'm gonna have to 311 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:31,119 Speaker 1: pause the ask doctor Jesse questions for just a brief minute. 312 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 1: So we have to do a couple of things. One, 313 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna hate myself for this. I know I'm gonna 314 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 1: hate myself for this. I know I will. Kevin McCarthy, 315 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,000 Speaker 1: he's going to be Speaker of the House. He just is. 316 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:46,880 Speaker 1: I know you're mad about that. It's fine whatever. He's 317 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: going to be Speaker of the House. You know. I've 318 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,160 Speaker 1: actually had a private dinner with Kevin McCarthy before, back 319 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,879 Speaker 1: when I was running. Yeah, back when I was running 320 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,600 Speaker 1: for Congress and losing both times in Arizona. Not to 321 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,600 Speaker 1: brag or anything like that, he came down to help 322 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: raise money because they thought I was gonna win. That 323 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Speaker 1: shows what they know anyway. But me, Kevin and a 324 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: couple of donor friends in mine, we went out and 325 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:11,239 Speaker 1: got some steak. Very nice guy, but you know my 326 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,880 Speaker 1: thoughts on GOP establishment types and how they never fight 327 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,440 Speaker 1: for us and they're not going to do the things 328 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:19,320 Speaker 1: we want to do. And I know I'm going to 329 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,399 Speaker 1: be disappointed. I know it, But I heard Kevin McCarthy 330 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:26,560 Speaker 1: and forgive me, Lord, gave me a little bit of hope. 331 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:30,200 Speaker 1: If you trust us hold as accountable, we'll put it 332 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,040 Speaker 1: out to the entire country. This is what we'll do. 333 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 1: But on that very first day that we're sworn in, 334 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:39,800 Speaker 1: you'll see that it all changes because on our very 335 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:49,960 Speaker 1: first bill, we're going to repeal eighty seven thousand irs agents. Chris, 336 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:56,560 Speaker 1: do you believe him? Chris is so jaded for Chris immediately. No, 337 00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 1: I don't believe him either, But I want to believe him. 338 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 1: I want to hope, Chris. Why can't we have hope? 339 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,640 Speaker 1: You know what? You know what you know? It gives 340 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: me hope. No matter who's running the house, Maria Salazar 341 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,159 Speaker 1: is still going to be there fighting for us. And 342 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,040 Speaker 1: do you support a no fly zone in Ukraine? I 343 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,320 Speaker 1: support everything that has to do with punishing Vladimir Putin 344 00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:21,920 Speaker 1: and helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that mean direct conventional warfare 345 00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,720 Speaker 1: with Russia? I don't know what it will mean, but 346 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: you know freedom is not free, so you don't know 347 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,280 Speaker 1: what a no fly zone will mean if you have 348 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,359 Speaker 1: to shoot down Russian planes. I mean, of course, conventional 349 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: war with Russia. Listen, thank you, listen, thank you. Chris. 350 00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:42,240 Speaker 1: Chris brought up a good point because twenty twenty three 351 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,160 Speaker 1: is coming fast, and you know I've met an ironclad 352 00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:50,439 Speaker 1: commitment to you in this ugly political environment we're in, 353 00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:55,520 Speaker 1: where both sides are tearing each other apart. I I 354 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,639 Speaker 1: will do something bipartisan every two years. We did it 355 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:02,880 Speaker 1: last year. We came up with the Jesse Kelly Shows 356 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:07,080 Speaker 1: Bipartisan Hottest Women of Congress List. Now you gotta do 357 00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:09,000 Speaker 1: it every two years because every two years are so 358 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,680 Speaker 1: much turnover. And I remember it was controversial last year 359 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 1: because the award happened to be a partially used red 360 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:19,440 Speaker 1: lobster gift card that we sent to the reigning champion, 361 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:23,479 Speaker 1: Lauren Boebert of Colorado. Got a new cropodimes coming in, 362 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 1: and remember the list only judges these women by what 363 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,520 Speaker 1: matters looks. We don't take anything else into account. So 364 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,440 Speaker 1: that's why AOC was on the list. But Maria Salazar 365 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,520 Speaker 1: was on the list last year too. This next year. 366 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,679 Speaker 1: It's funny because the show has gotten so big, they 367 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 1: all know about the list. They all talk about the list. 368 00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 1: It's hilarious. I get all these text messages. They all 369 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,760 Speaker 1: know about it, they all talk about it. Anyway, next 370 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,520 Speaker 1: year we're gonna have some of them on the show. 371 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,840 Speaker 1: As we look, as we dig into the research and 372 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,160 Speaker 1: we put together, it's gonna be a difficult list. It's 373 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:56,959 Speaker 1: not easy, right. We will do the hard work for 374 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,439 Speaker 1: you and we will come up the list. Chris just 375 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:02,240 Speaker 1: brought up to me. You know, Maria Salazar's never coming on, right. 376 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,240 Speaker 1: That's probably true, Chris, that's probably But think if she did, 377 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,040 Speaker 1: think how much fun it would be. Think how much 378 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: fun it would be. And I could wrap up the 379 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:17,359 Speaker 1: interview with a listen, thank you all right, USPS spied 380 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:23,360 Speaker 1: on pro gun protesters, the United States Postal Service or USPS. 381 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,960 Speaker 1: Thanks for cleaning that up, guys. Isn't the topic of 382 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,040 Speaker 1: a lot of discussions so on so forth. Anyway, what 383 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:34,240 Speaker 1: you should know the United States Postal Service monitored protesters 384 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 1: across the country, snooping on Americans focused on issues involving 385 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:44,200 Speaker 1: guns and President Biden's election, According to records obtained by 386 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: The Washington Times. Remember that talk we just had about 387 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,399 Speaker 1: that person on social media who tells you and if 388 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,119 Speaker 1: enough is enough, we got a storm DC. There are 389 00:23:56,160 --> 00:24:00,560 Speaker 1: a lot of feds out there. They're all aimed at you. 390 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:07,280 Speaker 1: League goal legal in local that is our path forward, 391 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:12,520 Speaker 1: symmetrical Stallion. I've seen you on the First TV. Remember 392 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 1: I have a TV show every single night on the 393 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,800 Speaker 1: First TV nine pm Eastern Time. I've seen you on 394 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,800 Speaker 1: the First TV, and I've listened to you on the 395 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:23,520 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. I can't help but notice the dramatic 396 00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:27,840 Speaker 1: difference in your demeanor. On the First TV you seem 397 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,680 Speaker 1: more like a sedated, caged panther, and on the Jesse 398 00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:34,560 Speaker 1: Kelly Show, you seem more like a free peacock with 399 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: the wind at your haunches. Just wondering if there's a 400 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:42,639 Speaker 1: reason for it. I'm assuming it's to appeal to different audiences. Says, 401 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:46,119 Speaker 1: please honor me by saying my name. Her name is Carle. 402 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,880 Speaker 1: Carly's one of those hot chick names Chris. No, seriously, 403 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,399 Speaker 1: there's never been an ugly one. All right, you know 404 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: what we're focusing. We're focused Chris different different on TV 405 00:24:55,920 --> 00:25:02,200 Speaker 1: and radio. H okay one. It's dea definitely not intentional. 406 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 1: It's definitely not different audiences. I don't think. Keep in mind, though, 407 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,679 Speaker 1: I am so new to media. I don't know if 408 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: there's a difference in audiences between radio or TV. The older, 409 00:25:15,960 --> 00:25:20,160 Speaker 1: younger audience, male female audience. I'm assuming the ladies love 410 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,960 Speaker 1: the TV show Chris Now. Seriously, I don't know. It's 411 00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:29,879 Speaker 1: not intentional. I love radio and TV for different reasons. 412 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:35,240 Speaker 1: I love them both equally. Just to clarify something, when 413 00:25:35,240 --> 00:25:40,080 Speaker 1: I first started doing media four years ago and got 414 00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:42,200 Speaker 1: blessed enough to start, you know, footing the door on 415 00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:44,239 Speaker 1: radio and then footing the door on TV, and it 416 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,840 Speaker 1: was real entry level stuff in the beginning. Because I 417 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: had no idea any of this would work, I assumed. 418 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 1: I always assumed one would be a massive failure, at 419 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,520 Speaker 1: least one. I just didn't hope both would be. It 420 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,920 Speaker 1: turned out both of them have worked really well, so 421 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 1: I've just kept running with both of them. I never 422 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,880 Speaker 1: thought i'd be doing both I really didn't think I'd 423 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,920 Speaker 1: be doing either four years later, right, but they both 424 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,240 Speaker 1: kind of took off. I love them for different reasons. TV. 425 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,399 Speaker 1: I like the it's gonna sound really stupid. It's gonna 426 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,879 Speaker 1: sound this is gonna sound stupid and artsy. But I'm 427 00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:25,080 Speaker 1: an author, Chris, I am artsy. TV I like the 428 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: visual aspect of it because I like to be able 429 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:33,440 Speaker 1: to talk with my hands and and roll my yes, Chris, 430 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:35,639 Speaker 1: I do like me on camera, Okay. I'd like to 431 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,760 Speaker 1: be able to talk with my hands and roll my 432 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 1: eyes and turn my head one way or turn my 433 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,560 Speaker 1: head the other way. I like when I'm when I'm 434 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,359 Speaker 1: making a point, I'd like to be able to do 435 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:50,400 Speaker 1: it physically. But Radio I like that it is more 436 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,879 Speaker 1: free I have. Remember I also have the radio shows 437 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:56,400 Speaker 1: three hours. I can do a segment on Freedo's if 438 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,720 Speaker 1: I want. And TV it's one hour. You get like 439 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,159 Speaker 1: forty minutes on the air. It's got to be topic, topic, 440 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,679 Speaker 1: topic topic, and then you're gone. Radio, as you well know, 441 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,320 Speaker 1: I'll just get off on some bizarre tangent and I 442 00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,719 Speaker 1: won't come back for a half hour, forty five minutes. 443 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: You can't do that in TV, so I bet that's 444 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:17,879 Speaker 1: part of it. Part of it probably is too. Radio 445 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:24,000 Speaker 1: is Radio's more intimate than TV. Is. TV's more of 446 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,359 Speaker 1: a performance. You know, you're It's not that I don't 447 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:30,200 Speaker 1: believe what I say, but I'm on television. It's a 448 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,479 Speaker 1: visual product. I'm performing radio. It's just you and me talking. 449 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: There's no there's no camera, there's no lights, there's no nothing. 450 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: There's okay, I guess there is a camera now, But 451 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:42,119 Speaker 1: then you understand what I mean. It's just me and 452 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:44,440 Speaker 1: a microphone. It's just you and me. It's more intimate. 453 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 1: So I guess maybe that's it. Chris, did any of 454 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:48,159 Speaker 1: that makes sense? Was that a decent answer? None of 455 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,480 Speaker 1: it made sense? Dang it? All right, I have some 456 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:54,359 Speaker 1: funny Biden clips from today, and someone wants to know 457 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:59,280 Speaker 1: about a a green military. Before we get to any 458 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:04,480 Speaker 1: of that stuff, let's discuss your footwear, because your footwear 459 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,240 Speaker 1: around the house probably sucks. I believe me. I know 460 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:12,040 Speaker 1: you're probably smart enough to have day to day shoes 461 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,159 Speaker 1: you wear to work that are quality. You realize the 462 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: difference in how your feet feel, your knees feel, your 463 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,560 Speaker 1: back feel, But what happens is the same thing I 464 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,000 Speaker 1: did forever, so I'm not judging you. Go home. Oh, 465 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 1: let me get these shoes off, and you throw on 466 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: what the crappy five dollars pair of sandals you picked 467 00:28:29,080 --> 00:28:31,280 Speaker 1: up last time you were at the grocery store. Oh, 468 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:34,080 Speaker 1: I know, I've had them all Why are you doing that? 469 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,760 Speaker 1: Are you home most of the time? Row? You at 470 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 1: work most of the time. Go to my pillow dot 471 00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 1: com right now. They have a big sale going on. 472 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:49,240 Speaker 1: They have all seasoned slippers, slides, sandals, They have their 473 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 1: glorious moccasins. I love the Buckskin ones. I have the 474 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:56,240 Speaker 1: Buckskin ones. They're really cool. They have all this footwear 475 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,920 Speaker 1: that will make a difference in how you feel, how 476 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 1: your body feels. Go to my pillow dot com. Click 477 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 1: on the radio listeners specials promo code Jesse can get 478 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,360 Speaker 1: you stuff as low as twenty nine ninety eight. My 479 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,800 Speaker 1: pillow dot com promo code Jesse or call eight hundred 480 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:18,120 Speaker 1: eight four five zero five four four. This is the 481 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. It's 482 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:34,440 Speaker 1: just see it is the next James Bond will be 483 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:39,360 Speaker 1: more in touch with his feelings. Producers say, now, I'm 484 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 1: not telling you anything you don't know. But people actually 485 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:48,400 Speaker 1: don't think James Bond is a real person. They watched 486 00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 1: James Bond movies because James Bond is the ultimate caricature, 487 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 1: over the top caricature of what women want and men 488 00:29:57,080 --> 00:30:02,800 Speaker 1: want to be good looking, perfect suit, fast cars, great gadgets, 489 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: very tough guy. He just swoops in and scarfs up 490 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,360 Speaker 1: all the dimes in the room. He's an over the top, 491 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,080 Speaker 1: not believable caricature. If you turn him into the weepy, 492 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,000 Speaker 1: soy boy that occupies so much of Western society. Now, 493 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: nobody's gonna want to go watch. And this is gonna 494 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,280 Speaker 1: be the best part. Once again, all these idiot communists 495 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: in Hollywood, they're gonna make some touchy feely James Bond 496 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 1: and the numbers will just crater when they come out, 497 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:33,720 Speaker 1: and they'll be just dumbfounded. They won't have any idea. 498 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,200 Speaker 1: Was well, I don't understand. He was crying. We had 499 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 1: him crying, and he guess what, he reached out to 500 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,760 Speaker 1: the almighty woman to save him, because women can do 501 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,760 Speaker 1: anything men can do. I don't understand why this thing 502 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 1: failed at the box office. Nobody wants to see some 503 00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 1: chickspin kicking her way to victory. We want to see 504 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: Steven Seagal doing hands stuff and what Chris Steven Seagal 505 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: was sweet. You're too young to appreciates even Seagal, especially 506 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: now that he's he's fat and insane, and it's like 507 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,480 Speaker 1: a big He's big Vladimir Putin. Vladimir Putin. He's a 508 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:10,320 Speaker 1: big Vladimir Putin. Guy. Oh, do you hear Biden front Today? 509 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,520 Speaker 1: Biden spoke a little bit that I haven't played it yet. 510 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,720 Speaker 1: Biden had a couple of gems out there. Here was 511 00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 1: old Papa Joe Best And by the way, I pointed 512 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 1: out when I was gotta pass the first time as 513 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 1: a senator in Delaware, we're a big gun on the stage, 514 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,400 Speaker 1: a lot of duck hunters, a lot of hunters. And 515 00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: I'd be going and I literally went up and down 516 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,000 Speaker 1: the streams campaigning and going to the people who were 517 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:36,080 Speaker 1: part of who belonged to the the the the NRA 518 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,520 Speaker 1: and others, and I'd say, how many how many deer 519 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:43,200 Speaker 1: out here? We're in kevl r vest No, but I'm 520 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:48,680 Speaker 1: but I'm seriously think about it. That stupid line is 521 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:52,680 Speaker 1: one he uses over and over. The weirdest thing about Joe. 522 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,160 Speaker 1: But the weirdest thing about Joe Biden. I mean, it's 523 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,880 Speaker 1: not even showering with his daughter the weirdest thing about 524 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,200 Speaker 1: Joe but allegedly, sorry, Chris, allegedly. Look, I didn't never 525 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,960 Speaker 1: believe the Ashley Biden diary was real until the FBI 526 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,600 Speaker 1: started kicking in the doors of people they thought had it. 527 00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 1: All that did was confirmed to me it was real. 528 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,760 Speaker 1: You don't kick in someone's door for a fake diary. 529 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,880 Speaker 1: You send the check out to kick in someone's door 530 00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: for a diary. You don't want to be made public. 531 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,200 Speaker 1: So anyway, on top of that and the sniffing, maybe 532 00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:26,880 Speaker 1: the weirdest thing about Joe Biden is this his terrible lines, 533 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 1: terrible jokes. Everyone has them, his terrible jokes. He never 534 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,360 Speaker 1: changes them or improves them. He goes back to them 535 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 1: all the time, as if they're killers. It would be like, 536 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,320 Speaker 1: you know, a comedian, You realize these stand up comedians 537 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,000 Speaker 1: you like and I like. You know, they don't change 538 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,920 Speaker 1: their stand up routine all the time. Right, They'll they'll 539 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:50,680 Speaker 1: do a little mini tour lots of the time where 540 00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,720 Speaker 1: they'll test jokes on an audience. They'll find a good jokes, 541 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,920 Speaker 1: they'll they'll find the money ones, and then they'll go 542 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,920 Speaker 1: do a tour in twenty cities and do the same routine. 543 00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:04,640 Speaker 1: That's the same Joe Biden. What he does is the 544 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,800 Speaker 1: equivalent of finding all the worst jokes and making that 545 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: his routine. It's just so stupid. It's one as you 546 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 1: well know, the Second Amendment is not about hunting. The 547 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:18,400 Speaker 1: Second Amendment is actually not even about protecting yourself in 548 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:22,120 Speaker 1: your home. The Second Amendment, as the founders wrote extensively, 549 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,760 Speaker 1: is about fighting the government if you have to, if 550 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: the government becomes despotic. And again, we have such a 551 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,600 Speaker 1: bunch of wheenies on our side that won't just simply 552 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,680 Speaker 1: discuss what is clearly in writing, but setting that aside, 553 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: that's just so dumb. Joe Biden never campaigned up and 554 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,640 Speaker 1: down any streams, And if he did campaign up and 555 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 1: down streams, he most definitely didn't walk up to a 556 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:47,320 Speaker 1: duck hunter and start talking to him about keV Larvess. 557 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:50,160 Speaker 1: I will tell you when my dad took me duck hunting. Chris, 558 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,880 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hold on, I'll get back to the video 559 00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: going Green or the military going Green in a second. 560 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: You know what, you know what Joe Biden needs. When 561 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: he's walking up and down those streams, you never know 562 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 1: you may come across a bad a mad hunter. He 563 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,879 Speaker 1: needs a Hero gun. Chris, what, it's a non lethal gun. 564 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,560 Speaker 1: He doesn't want to hurt anybody. It's a non lethal gun. 565 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: May save his life, may save your life one day. 566 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,960 Speaker 1: Non lethal gun and all seriouses. You should keep it 567 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,120 Speaker 1: on you at all times. That daughter you sent away 568 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:24,760 Speaker 1: from college should have one on her at all times. 569 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,120 Speaker 1: The sun you sent away all times, your mom living 570 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 1: alone all times, you should have one by your bed. 571 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,200 Speaker 1: Go to Hero twenty twenty dot com. It shoots these 572 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:37,399 Speaker 1: pepper balls one hundred miles per hour. Don't just get 573 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:40,319 Speaker 1: one for yourself, Get one for the person you love 574 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,680 Speaker 1: the most. It might save their life. It's save lives 575 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,400 Speaker 1: of people who listen to this show. That's why I 576 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,280 Speaker 1: speak so loudly about it. Doesn't require a concealed carry permit. 577 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: Doesn't matter if that person you're buying it for hatess guns, 578 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:54,840 Speaker 1: that's fine. It's got a laser, sight point and squeeze. 579 00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:57,319 Speaker 1: Any idiot can use it. Chris can use it. Get 580 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:02,120 Speaker 1: a Hero twenty twenty dot com. Code Jesse gets you 581 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: a special discount, he wrote twenty twenty dot com code Jesse, 582 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,279 Speaker 1: I'm not going to spend a long time on the 583 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:12,360 Speaker 1: duck hunting thing. But you duck hunt when it's cold 584 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:16,440 Speaker 1: in Montana and now I would go hunting with my dad, 585 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,600 Speaker 1: but we would go antelope hunting or deer hunting or 586 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,960 Speaker 1: elk hunting, and that involves, you know, you're lots of 587 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:24,040 Speaker 1: lots of hiking through the hills, so you're pretty warm. 588 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,560 Speaker 1: Duck hunting, ducks have great eyes. You have to get 589 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,120 Speaker 1: somewhere in like a duck blind and you just have 590 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,440 Speaker 1: to lay there still. And we went duck hunting one time, Chris. 591 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 1: It was twenty below zero, and you have to sit 592 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,720 Speaker 1: there in twenty below zero and you can't move around, 593 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,719 Speaker 1: you can't get up and stretch. I gotta do some 594 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:45,400 Speaker 1: push ups, jumping Jack's you're laying there. I remember losing 595 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:48,799 Speaker 1: feeling in my feet, but again it's my dad, so 596 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: I can't say anything. At this point in time. You 597 00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 1: have no choice. It was probably a great preparation for 598 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,439 Speaker 1: the Marines. You have no choice but to sit there 599 00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,640 Speaker 1: and shut up and just simply sit there and endure it. 600 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,200 Speaker 1: And we had to get in this canoe to cross 601 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,279 Speaker 1: the river because we were actually in an island in 602 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:06,840 Speaker 1: the middle of the river. We had to get in 603 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,840 Speaker 1: this canoe and we weighed way too much for this canoe. 604 00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,480 Speaker 1: The water was like four or five inches below the 605 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: edges of the canoe. It was if we would have 606 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,600 Speaker 1: gone down in that water, that might have been life threatening. 607 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,160 Speaker 1: It would not have been good for all. It gives 608 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:23,719 Speaker 1: me the shivers. I'm already getting the shivers. Chris, all right, 609 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,280 Speaker 1: I just want to This is just too good again. 610 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,840 Speaker 1: How it started and we saved the planet. We're saving 611 00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:35,120 Speaker 1: the planet with record three hundred and sixty billion dollars 612 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:38,960 Speaker 1: to save the planet, generating jobs and cleaner air and 613 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: cleaner water, and jobs and security for a country. We 614 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,960 Speaker 1: have been warned that home heating oil prices will skyrocket 615 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,000 Speaker 1: this winter. Well now, National Grid and ever Source say 616 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,240 Speaker 1: we could be in for some sticker shock as well 617 00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:56,040 Speaker 1: when we open our electric bills and a filing yesterday 618 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,120 Speaker 1: with the state National Grid setators looking to increase rates 619 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:02,160 Speaker 1: this winter by more than sixty from a year ago. 620 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:05,120 Speaker 1: Ever Source is expected to make a similar rate hike 621 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:09,240 Speaker 1: request soon as well. Just like in Europe, Massachusetts relies 622 00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,560 Speaker 1: heavily on the natural gas pipeline in Russia or run 623 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,360 Speaker 1: its electrical grids, and the invasion in Ukraine is continuing 624 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:22,160 Speaker 1: to cause supply issues. Yeah, just remember the destruction is intentional. 625 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:27,440 Speaker 1: Remember as you look on in horror and absolute horror 626 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 1: as your heating bill, ac bill as it currently stands, 627 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,399 Speaker 1: as you see your power bill go up, up, up, 628 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,960 Speaker 1: up up, which ours is getting to the point of 629 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,520 Speaker 1: jaw dropping. If I catch those kids leaving the lights 630 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: on in their house, in their room one more time. Anyway, 631 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,920 Speaker 1: as you see your power bill going up and up 632 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,440 Speaker 1: and up and up and up, do keep in mind 633 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:53,200 Speaker 1: it's not because of Russia's war in Ukraine. You sit 634 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:57,200 Speaker 1: in the United States of America. You sit on an 635 00:37:57,640 --> 00:38:03,800 Speaker 1: endless supply of oil, coal, natural gas. It's limitless here, limitless. 636 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,800 Speaker 1: We could never get it all out, not in a 637 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,520 Speaker 1: hundred lifetimes could you get it all out. All the 638 00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:12,480 Speaker 1: pain you're feeling when that bill hits, all of it 639 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:17,160 Speaker 1: is intentional because the world has been forced to acknowledge 640 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,960 Speaker 1: something that's a total lie, man made climate change. What 641 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,880 Speaker 1: kind of an idiot came up with that? Probably the 642 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:27,200 Speaker 1: same moron who came on with social distancing, stupidest thing 643 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,080 Speaker 1: I've ever heard, all Right, Speaking of which, someone asked 644 00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,360 Speaker 1: a question about the military going green next