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Speaker 1: you guys heard the following three words in this order?

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Speaker 1: Jerald the Dolphin.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck is going on now.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to Summer for bringing this to my attention,

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Speaker 1: because the dolphins being.

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Speaker 2: Named Gerald is hilarious.

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Speaker 3: That was why we want a nigga named Gerald in

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Speaker 3: college in high school, man, nigger who.

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Speaker 1: It's basically what you just said is basically why Summer

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Speaker 1: wanted us to talk about this story.

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Speaker 4: NIGGI.

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Speaker 1: So, there was an obviously fake satirical story from a

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Speaker 1: like comedy website that went very viral on the whatever

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Speaker 1: the opposite of the Holy Trinity is but Facebook, Instagram

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Speaker 1: and TikTok okay. And the story was that this man

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Speaker 1: had been kidnapped by dolphins and held underwater where they

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Speaker 1: were making him build an underwater city, and the ringleader

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Speaker 1: was Gerald the Dolphin. And in the viral posts, it

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Speaker 1: was said that the man was found sunburned and disoriented

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Speaker 1: on a beach in Lee County, Florida. There was like

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Speaker 1: detailed stuff about blueprints, you know, and what they wanted

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Speaker 1: built and all this other stuff. This went so viral

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Speaker 1: and so many people believed it that the Sheriff's Department

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Speaker 1: in Lee County put out a statement saying, this man

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Speaker 1: was not actually held underwater by dolphins and forced as

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Speaker 1: a slave to build an underwater city.

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Speaker 2: How much crack was he found with? There was no man.

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Speaker 2: The whole story is just it's from us.

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Speaker 1: It's literally from a comedy website, like.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I just looked it up and the news

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Speaker 4: story 't no matter said that in the post at

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Speaker 4: the end bottom of the post. It's like all that

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Speaker 4: hashtags and including hashtag funny hashtag for entertainment purposes only

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Speaker 4: like it's it's a classic.

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Speaker 2: It's like an onion spoof, you know.

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Speaker 1: But they put it on TikTok and now people think

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Speaker 1: it happened.

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Speaker 2: They think dolphins kidnap uh an air breathing human? Is

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Speaker 2: that not? Where the story fault party? What did the

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Speaker 2: dolphins use to kidnap them? Like? What they like? What

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Speaker 2: they Summer said?

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Speaker 1: The story said the dolphins gave him a bubble so

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Speaker 1: he could breathe.

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Speaker 2: That's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I will say, dolphins are kind of scary if they're

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Speaker 4: I've been scared of a dolphins before one time.

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Speaker 2: And there right John asked what did they do?

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Speaker 1: Why? Why?

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Speaker 2: How could dolphins bother a human being? And I and

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Speaker 2: honestly bother? I said, how could they capture? Like like

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Speaker 2: like they can't.

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Speaker 3: They just they up the barner under the water like nigga,

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Speaker 3: like pulling out of a fucking fin like nigga. Like,

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Speaker 3: how do you fucking you know say it's still a

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Speaker 3: nigga underwater with no when no you know, with no

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Speaker 3: thumb nigga that you know, like they dragged him.

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Speaker 2: They gave them the bubble then dragged them down with

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Speaker 2: their teep like you know, how did you rob a nigga?

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's crazy, is it said? You're

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Speaker 2: coming with us?

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. They got the ups on

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Speaker 3: the nigga, Like that's crazy as hell.

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Speaker 1: Bro. He got caught fucking lacking in the shores of

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Speaker 1: Lee County, Florida.

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Speaker 3: You know, nigga.

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Speaker 2: Water, you know, that's crazy. It happened to me. I

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Speaker 2: was lacking.

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Speaker 4: I was sitting out there in a surfboard and a

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Speaker 4: pot of dolphins came at me with with speed and

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Speaker 4: they divert at the last moment. I think they were

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Speaker 4: just fucking with me because they're smart animals, and I

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Speaker 4: think they were just like, we're coaling with you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was kind of scary.

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Speaker 4: I'm just sitting out there on a board like helpless

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Speaker 4: and probably eleven dolphins and a fee came at me

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Speaker 4: with speed.

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Speaker 2: That's when I was like, holy shit.

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Speaker 3: And then they just of a dolphin jumping out of

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Speaker 3: a wave to hit a human off of their board.

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Speaker 2: Bro, I'm like, damn, that's some real asshole. Ship almost

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Speaker 2: respected it. I'm like, that's kind of like that, like

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Speaker 2: get out of my water, And yeah, I really appreciate

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Speaker 2: area style.

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Speaker 1: File is one of the commenters who will always say

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Speaker 1: something that I'm glad we said, and as she pointed out,

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Speaker 1: dolphins don't even breathe underwater. Major flaw in the story.