Speaker 1: Oh, don't keep from Oh my god, tell you're filming that.
Speaker 2: That's great.
Speaker 3: That's the breath I came in the room.
Speaker 1: Dude, it's a Visa.
Speaker 2: Oh dude. Oh, I was recording both of We want
Speaker 2: to just keep rolling. That was hilarious. We'll stop dying
Speaker 2: so we have that clip for sure. That was hilarious. Oh,
Speaker 2: oh my god.
Speaker 3: And I'm rolling on the other one. If we want
Speaker 3: to just keep going, get in here, Visa.
Speaker 2: I did the same time. I did the same thing, dude.
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, stars shining.
Speaker 2: I'm having a frat party this week. There's one left
Speaker 2: wants to shoot it. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We literally like, Visa, did someone get shot?
Speaker 2: I thought so too. We literally thought it was a guy.
Speaker 2: I said, oh all that. I was like, I hope
Speaker 2: you have to clean this up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell Anna.
Speaker 2: Okay, good luck with that. She'll tell you to this
Speaker 2: is Oh that got me good dude. That was hilarious.
Speaker 2: I got this beast. We can just keep this rolling.
Speaker 2: What other beasts were you recording with? I was doing
Speaker 2: the video and then the audio. Oh wow, okay, dude,
Speaker 2: that was crazy.
Speaker 3: I came around the corner and I saw you and
Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta get in the room and
Speaker 3: that thing was in my way. I was like, I
Speaker 3: didn't want it to look like I was ducking under something.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Oh all right, we'll have to do the math.
Speaker 3: I can give you a I'll give you the numbers,
Speaker 3: but i'll sub subtract, like the beginning of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, you don't want to just leave it in there.
Speaker 3: It's like complete dead air for three minutes. All right,
Speaker 3: Oh dude, you gotta let me recover for a second.
Speaker 2: Holy crap, that was That was great, dude.
Speaker 3: So I did these same party poppers for Baser and
Speaker 3: they didn't work.
Speaker 2: Where did you get those? Awesome? And they are so cool,
Speaker 2: so loud, and that's a lot of confetti. I want
Speaker 2: you think they are six bucks?
Speaker 3: Three bucks? No way, freaking dynamite and a can for
Speaker 3: three dollars in the world.
Speaker 2: Guys, it's called a confetti cannon. Oh my twist popper
Speaker 2: Lancer Dey confettis unique confetti canon. This is great, dude.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: I have to say, are we recording? Are we doing video?
Speaker 2: Do I need to no? Because I thought we were
Speaker 2: gonna try to do that program But it doesn't matter. Yeah, anyway, dude,
Speaker 2: you want to know what's on the menu today.
Speaker 3: I don't want you distracted with your damn hitting the numbers.
Speaker 2: No, no, you want to know what's on the menu today. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I live with the drama queen. Another rendition of.
Speaker 4: Was Big ding.
Speaker 3: And and an other update with that one.
Speaker 2: Uh oh oh god, and Lunchbox hits the golf course thankfully.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, it was a drama filled day on the course.
Speaker 2: It was amazing, It was awesome. And yeah, man, it's
Speaker 2: my birthday. Happy birthday to Oscar, Happy birthday to Justin,
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Amy, Happy birthday to Sydney. Everybody that
Speaker 2: shares a birthday. July twenty fifth today is your day.
Speaker 3: Gotta say, pretty popular birthday day.
Speaker 2: Pretty wild that I have that many friends that have
Speaker 2: the same birthday as me.
Speaker 3: Well, and then on my birthday Arnold's chick Abby. I
Speaker 3: already had a twin my entire life.
Speaker 2: That's why.
Speaker 3: Then I have a co worker the exact same day
Speaker 3: as me that works one foot from me.
Speaker 2: I mean the coworker that stands right to your left
Speaker 2: that you can reach out and touch.
Speaker 3: And to make sure I didn't turn anything off when
Speaker 3: I was hitting those eighties.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, let's start the show man. Then we'll
Speaker 2: get to the menu. I know, but we got to
Speaker 2: start the show. Show like you gotta do the the No, no, no,
Speaker 2: we can't. We can do it at the end of
Speaker 2: the episode.
Speaker 3: We can jack with somebody. Oh my god, scare the crap.
Speaker 2: Out of something. Hey, go behind someone in the parking garage. No,
Speaker 2: it sounds like a gun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you thought you got twice.
Speaker 2: I did. I said, dude, I said the S word.
Speaker 2: I said the S word so loud. Oh man, all right,
Speaker 2: let's hit it, dude. Let's start the show. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow, that was good, well done.
Speaker 2: That is so good, so good.
Speaker 3: The kids late in true lunch fashion. I'm sitting here
Speaker 3: for eight minutes, dumbest thing ever, and my heart is
Speaker 3: pounding out of my I'm literally shooting a gun.
Speaker 2: It's me and you.
Speaker 3: I'm shooting a confetti cannon at you in our forties.
Speaker 2: Who cares?
Speaker 3: And my heart was beating through my chest because literally,
Speaker 3: who cares? Like it was only us?
Speaker 2: And then at Viza, because you didn't want to miss
Speaker 2: the moment.
Speaker 3: Abiza came in and said that scared us. We thought
Speaker 3: it was a gun.
Speaker 2: It sounded like a gunshot, and that sounds like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, yeah, somebody got a gun in here. And
Speaker 3: there's no broken glass.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe never mind. No, you know, he doesn't
Speaker 2: have to have broken glass to have a gun in somewhere,
Speaker 2: just so you know.
Speaker 3: But there's so many windows that you would have heard
Speaker 3: something else besides the pop.
Speaker 2: You're probably right, that's a good point. All right, We're
Speaker 2: gonna do it live.
Speaker 4: Oh the one, two, three sore losers?
Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most
Speaker 2: about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my
Speaker 2: sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports gen y'all.
Speaker 3: It is Sizin ray Mundo from the North Alpha male Basers,
Speaker 3: my wife. We live on the north side of Nashville.
Speaker 3: Indian Lake is a beautiful community. We got two point
Speaker 3: two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should
Speaker 3: have the day off for his birthday as well. Not
Speaker 3: to steal your thunder, but he needs to check on
Speaker 3: those two point two eggs at Vanderbilt. And yeah, the corn,
Speaker 3: we wanted it to be knee high by the fourth
Speaker 3: of July. We got it. We won't sell, we won't
Speaker 3: sell over to you.
Speaker 2: I did get a text from Justin and it said, Hey,
Speaker 2: birthday brunch tomorrow eleven thirty, be there. Thanks. Unfortunately I
Speaker 2: can't make it. Man, we have a birthday party at
Speaker 2: eleven thirty. I was hoping more of an eight am breakfast.
Speaker 2: That's more of the time we eat breakfast because I'm
Speaker 2: up at six am on the weekends with the kids.
Speaker 2: So I was hoping that he would be having breakfast
Speaker 2: at eight eleven thirty. Too late for my blood. Kids
Speaker 2: take priority after kids take priority after about six am.
Speaker 2: So sorry, Justin, thank you for the courtesy sympathy invite,
Speaker 2: but I will not be able to make it. Tell
Speaker 2: your sisters I will not be able to meet them either.
Speaker 3: And you want to know the backstory on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he had people cancel.
Speaker 2: So that's how I got in. Yeah, that's what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 3: He knew you weren't did it come? But he goes, Hey,
Speaker 3: I booked this place for eight and we have six.
Speaker 3: You think that's gonna be a problem. They were gonna
Speaker 3: charge me. I don't think they just charge your per chair.
Speaker 2: No, they don't charge you per chair. They just have
Speaker 2: a table with eight chairs and then when you show up,
Speaker 2: they'll only use six of them.
Speaker 3: But these places now in Nashville, they hit the card
Speaker 3: if you brillily. Yeah, that's why you put one on file.
Speaker 3: So bays are always asking us a day before, okay,
Speaker 3: everybody for sure coming, they'll pop you for fifty Oh
Speaker 3: oh you're if they're not coming, we're gonna fake like
Speaker 3: we have invisible friends because I'm not getting hit for fifty. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would just be like, hey, random guyn the street,
Speaker 2: homeless guy. You know how you say you want some food,
Speaker 2: come on, come out brunch with us. Man, you don't
Speaker 2: want the food, fine, there's mimosas, Okay, cool.
Speaker 3: Well that's what Justin said. He goes, hey, we need
Speaker 3: two more people, and I said, you're saying we need
Speaker 3: seat fillers. And then I go so our uber driver
Speaker 3: might work and we will need one more. He's trying
Speaker 3: to seat Phil for his fortieth. He doesn't even have
Speaker 3: eight friends. Question, including himself is a going No, she's
Speaker 3: got It's the reason I said birthday thing. She's got
Speaker 3: a birthday thing. Then Laura's I guess Ali's birthdays this weekend.
Speaker 3: There's another thing on Sunday. Wow, it must be the
Speaker 3: New Year's Christmas time babies.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's my birthday today. And Baby Box two, who
Speaker 2: will be on the pod Monday, said Dan, is it
Speaker 2: okay if we get a chocolate cake? And I'm like what,
Speaker 2: and he goes, I know you like cheesecake, Dad, but
Speaker 2: I don't really like it. Can we get a chocolate
Speaker 2: cake for your birthday? And so it appears that I
Speaker 2: told my wife, look, if you're gonna get a cake,
Speaker 2: just get a chocolate cake. If you go somewhere they
Speaker 2: have one slice of cheese cake, that is fine, But
Speaker 2: I don't want the kid to not be able to
Speaker 2: eat cake on my birthday. It's not that big a deal.
Speaker 2: The birthday is more important of those kids now because
Speaker 2: we're just getting older.
Speaker 3: Well, in my interesting you said that somebody wanted to
Speaker 3: do something for your birthday that wasn't your favorite thing.
Speaker 3: Maybe my sister goes, hey, we really want to do
Speaker 3: this tigers Detroit Tigers game for your birthday. It would
Speaker 3: mean a lot to Dad. If the is two twin
Speaker 3: boys go to the same we all go to the
Speaker 3: Tigers game together. And I said, great, he can do
Speaker 3: that for his birthday. This is my birthday. It can
Speaker 3: mean a lot on his birthday.
Speaker 2: Right, that's a good point. That's a great win. Is
Speaker 2: your dad's birthday.
Speaker 3: The Tigers will be well without by the time of
Speaker 3: his December. Yeah, they'll be licking their wounds after a
Speaker 3: twenty game losing suit.
Speaker 2: Dude, they are ice cold?
Speaker 3: How cold?
Speaker 4: Ice cold?
Speaker 3: I had my dad got He gives me updates every
Speaker 3: day like it they be. They were down eleven to
Speaker 3: one yesterday, Tigers shelled again last night. Even the announcers
Speaker 3: are getting concerned. Now this team has got to get
Speaker 3: out of this hole now or current hole just might
Speaker 3: get too deep where they can't get out of it.
Speaker 3: And I said, wait on the tickets when we're going
Speaker 3: to the Tigers game for birthd I said, we may
Speaker 3: get Bogo tickets in September, blue light special type things.
Speaker 3: I said, never seen a team so hot go this cold.
Speaker 3: And he said, sorry, everything is purchased and in place
Speaker 3: for that weekend, so you better keep rooting for those Tigers.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. The entire team is in a hole and
Speaker 3: only player right now trying to get team upward. As
Speaker 3: school ball well scoo ball is gone in about a year.
Speaker 2: I mean Scooball is amazing, And yeah, so I do
Speaker 2: love me some cheesecake, and I do want cheesecake for
Speaker 2: my birthday. So I assume my wife will come through
Speaker 2: with some cheesecake, but I hopefully she gets a chocolate
Speaker 2: cake so the kids can enjoy it, because I can
Speaker 2: understand cheesecake is probably a grown up thing, Like kids
Speaker 2: don't like cheesecake. They like the frosting and the icing,
Speaker 2: which is which I hate.
Speaker 3: You're right, we never ate cheesecake as kids. It's something sour.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a more Northeast type thing Nantucket, if you will,
Speaker 3: Martha's Vineyard, places like that.
Speaker 2: I don't even know about the Hamptons. I wonder where
Speaker 2: I learned about cheesecake, because I have no idea. I
Speaker 2: don't think I had cheesecake, probably toss in my twenties.
Speaker 3: But it is a different flavor. I didn't like it originally,
Speaker 3: but I love it now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's kind of like beer. It's an acquired taste.
Speaker 2: You gotta have it a couple of times and you're like, hm,
Speaker 2: this is kind of good. Same thing with halapenos.
Speaker 3: I never liked them growing up, and then now every
Speaker 3: pizza I can't get it without holloween.
Speaker 2: Whoa, oh every pizza.
Speaker 3: Huh When you and me go to fifth and B,
Speaker 3: I get those Sashimo peppers on the pizza.
Speaker 2: Schashimo peppers are not halopeno.
Speaker 3: Different type. They're like those red ones.
Speaker 2: They're like mild, They're like they're like sweet peppers.
Speaker 3: Freaking the pizza place will be like, okay, uh so
Speaker 3: you said pepperoni, pizza, cheese ranch, anything else?
Speaker 2: I said jalapenos.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, dude, that would have ruined the entire
Speaker 3: pizza jalapenos put it on there twice. Yes, make yourself
Speaker 3: a note. My pizza place is so bad. Every time
Speaker 3: they forget something, if you don't tell them to drink,
Speaker 3: they'll never give you the drink. Done it multiple times.
Speaker 3: I get all the way home forgot the drink and
Speaker 3: obviously they didn't give it to me. So this time
Speaker 3: I go back forget the drink again. Hey, uh yeah,
Speaker 3: I got a sweet tea. Oh okay yeah, And I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: so you guys don't have in your systems.
Speaker 2: Hold on, you drive back for your sweet tea? How
Speaker 2: far is it?
Speaker 3: No, it's right next to them, right, look, got it,
Speaker 3: But it's the sweet tea. That's a small note. Okay,
Speaker 3: he ordered extra ranch sweet tea. How hard is that?
Speaker 3: That's if I work at a restaurant. This guy ordered pizza,
Speaker 3: sweet tea, jalapeno's ranch. It's just a note. I go
Speaker 3: in there, no ranch, no sweet tea. So I guess
Speaker 3: the person on the phone if they hear a drink there,
Speaker 3: it's like I scrap it unless they ask for it.
Speaker 2: It's like when we we ordered to go fuo and
Speaker 2: my wife's always like, make sure you check it before
Speaker 2: you leave. You got to here's my problem. As I
Speaker 2: show up and they have the bag tied, so I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh man, it looks so perfect. There's no way they
Speaker 2: would mess that up, you know, And they obviously looked
Speaker 2: in there, and they even tell you, oh, I checked it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, thank you. And then I get
Speaker 2: home missing an item and I'm always like, dang it,
Speaker 2: why didn't I check? Like or I just count the boxes.
Speaker 2: I'm like one box, two box, three bocks, four, five boxes? Good,
Speaker 2: good to go. Yeah, the one of the boxes is
Speaker 2: just like utensils, and I'm like the box count. I
Speaker 2: just do the box count, and I get thrown off sometimes,
Speaker 2: but it happens.
Speaker 3: Man to go food and you're rushed too. If it's
Speaker 3: a drive through, there's no checking it.
Speaker 2: No, there's no checking it the drive through. Usually if
Speaker 2: we're if I have the whole family with me and
Speaker 2: I'm handing it out, I'll pull like right over, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I'm handing it out so I know who's
Speaker 2: is in there and who's is not, and then okay,
Speaker 2: I can go back in. But if it's just me
Speaker 2: and the drive through and I'm taking it home, no
Speaker 2: chance I'm checking that dang bag.
Speaker 3: This story may not have an ending, but just reminding me.
Speaker 3: I used to have a radio internship my senior year
Speaker 3: of high school. It's pretty dope. Is at a random station. Okay,
Speaker 3: midday Mike.
Speaker 2: Crazy guy. It was fun man.
Speaker 3: He would go party all night and then come in
Speaker 3: at noon. He was a midday wow. And so that's it.
Speaker 2: And it was he. I remember.
Speaker 3: He'd always order food, we'd do drive throughs. He got
Speaker 3: to the point where he's always checking it, always checking it.
Speaker 3: We go to this wing place and for whatever reason
Speaker 3: he didn't check it. We get back to the radio
Speaker 3: station and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Come This is how he starts his day. He's like,
Speaker 3: qu Q, get back in the van. We're going, So
Speaker 3: me and him go back to the restaurant. He doesn't
Speaker 3: go through the drive through and complain. He goes into
Speaker 3: the store and goes, how many times have I ordered
Speaker 3: from you guys?
Speaker 2: And you forget the.
Speaker 3: Chicken wings because they didn't do as many as he
Speaker 3: wanted or whatever. And that's how he started his day,
Speaker 3: just losing it on this person for leaving off. I
Speaker 3: guess he got ranch, maybe some beer battered and then
Speaker 3: they left off the Cajuns and he I'm talking vocabulary
Speaker 3: burial service at noon, And that started my internship like
Speaker 3: a weekend. I was like, okay, this guy real.
Speaker 2: See. I thought Midday Mike was gonna turn on the
Speaker 2: microphone and go a little crazy, but I thought, hey,
Speaker 2: that's a greater paler. I literally thought Midday Bike was
Speaker 2: about to get on there and go, you know, hey,
Speaker 2: wing stop, how could you forget wings and more whatever
Speaker 2: they are and just start ripping them a new one
Speaker 2: on the air, And I was like, dang, that dude
Speaker 2: is crazy. I was asking, where is Midday Mike Now?
Speaker 3: I tried looking it up. He definitely got fired because
Speaker 3: I went there a year maybe after I graduated, and
Speaker 3: the lady there goes, yeah, he doesn't work here anymore.
Speaker 3: He got let go. He was originally always from Chicago.
Speaker 3: His last name was impossible to spell it. Krusiers Hiinsky,
Speaker 3: Mike kruisers Zimski.
Speaker 2: You're telling me he's the guy that came became the
Speaker 2: duke head coach. Mike.
Speaker 3: No, but if anybody can find this dude radio it
Speaker 3: was a country station in Marquette, Michigan, Mike kursiers Zimski
Speaker 3: in the two thousands. Amazing, he was hilarious, got fired,
Speaker 3: He went hard every night. So it was eventually gonna happen.
Speaker 3: It wasn't because of the chicken wings. Good dude, but
Speaker 3: I'm guessing back in Chicago.
Speaker 2: Gotta be Hey, midday, Mike, if you're listening, hit us up.
Speaker 2: We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Uh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break and I do you want
Speaker 2: to go update first? What do you want to do?
Speaker 2: We can do update. We'll be right back. Yo. What's
Speaker 2: the update?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 3: Hey, so you're writing these time down there, We'll just
Speaker 3: do some multiplication.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it already got it already got it.
Speaker 3: Because I'm gonna have to subtract at the beginning.
Speaker 2: Don't worry.
Speaker 3: They had no more shop talk though these people. It's
Speaker 3: confusing the truckers. They don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: So there is an update with the big segment that
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 4: What was Big d Liing?
Speaker 3: I get hit up by him and something to the
Speaker 3: degree of my wife had one of her friends hit
Speaker 3: her up and asked if she went topless at South Beach? Hey,
Speaker 3: what should I respond back?
Speaker 2: Dang, dude, didn't know I was that famous? No, you
Speaker 2: reply it? Well? Did she? So? Or you say, hey,
Speaker 2: can you send me a pick? So I know you approved?
Speaker 2: So we so we can end the segment was Big
Speaker 2: d Lying.
Speaker 3: Socials our biggest segment. I think we got to cancel it.
Speaker 3: There is one more. Yeah, I know, I know, but
Speaker 3: I don't wanna as long as you don't put in
Speaker 3: the title.
Speaker 2: I didn't even put it in the title last time.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, we'll do one more edition of.
Speaker 4: Was Big d Lie?
Speaker 2: So are you guys still cool?
Speaker 3: I haven't responded, I dude, I put that I'll shelve
Speaker 3: that stuff till two days. So he texted you on
Speaker 3: wet day a group text all last night blew up.
Speaker 2: Not dealing with it.
Speaker 3: My name's Ben and I and in it my name
Speaker 3: is Paul. Is up to y'all when I am kind
Speaker 3: of involved.
Speaker 2: I think you are kind of involved. So he said, hey, man,
Speaker 2: why did you talk about my wife going top with like,
Speaker 2: explain to me what the text said?
Speaker 3: Was He mad, Blank has friends texting her asking if
Speaker 3: she went to a nude beach in Miami, and this
Speaker 3: is a text thread with friends. Another guy goes, huh,
Speaker 3: and then another friend said, wrong text thread, Big D.
Speaker 3: Then somebody else goes or, and then he goes I
Speaker 3: made the podcast for the wrong story, and my buddy
Speaker 3: goes DA, and then another friend goes podcast question mark.
Speaker 2: They're enough tailspin? Oh man, are we sure we want
Speaker 2: to play this game? Yeah, because it's fine? Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, let.
Speaker 4: Me hear it was Big D.
Speaker 3: Like so one of his kids and Baron Trump were
Speaker 3: born around the same time.
Speaker 2: Okay, Baron Trump is the kid that's at one of
Speaker 2: those universities. But I don't know if he still goes there.
Speaker 2: President Trump's kid, Yeah, yeah, but he was at some university.
Speaker 2: Does he still go there?
Speaker 3: I don't know, but more known for being President Trump's kid.
Speaker 2: I understand. But in the news it says, oh, Baron
Speaker 2: Trump's going to this school, and they show him on campus.
Speaker 3: I don't know what school it was, though, Oh, ray, yeah,
Speaker 3: Mira a Lago Middle School. That's what he's known.
Speaker 2: No, he's in like college. I think, yeah, this really
Speaker 2: tall guy.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, how tall is he? I don't know, so
Speaker 3: I think Big D didn't know that I knew about
Speaker 3: Baron Trump then I just knew the word Trump. So
Speaker 3: he goes, oh, man, yeah, my daughter. They grew up
Speaker 3: in the mire Iago area, and he said, yeah, my daughter.
Speaker 3: She was always wearing hand me downs from barn So
Speaker 3: a girl was wearing clothes from a six to seven
Speaker 3: baby was Big D.
Speaker 2: Lying, Hum, this is a tough one because it's ob No, no,
Speaker 2: because Big D is tall.
Speaker 3: The dude had to have been four feet out of
Speaker 3: the womb.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Big D was tall.
Speaker 3: Could your kids wear each other's clothes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're all around the same height.
Speaker 3: I know my point exactly. Baron Trump and a girl
Speaker 3: were the same height for their first two years of life.
Speaker 2: That happens, it does, yes, but that's why I'm saying,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of leaning that Big D may not be
Speaker 2: lying on this one.
Speaker 3: But do your boys wear girls clothes?
Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, right when you have when we
Speaker 2: didn't find out the gender of our.
Speaker 3: Kids, they've been wearing bloopers.
Speaker 2: So they were all gender neutral clothes. They've been wearing bloomers.
Speaker 2: They were all just kind of like easy colors, greens.
Speaker 3: Whoa your kids were wearing pink.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't have pink because we didn't know if
Speaker 2: it's a boy or girl.
Speaker 3: Purple.
Speaker 2: Uh No, it was more like yellows green, WHOA Green's girl? Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, neon. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I could see where if you have an extra
Speaker 2: tall baby, and I would assume Baron was a tall baby.
Speaker 2: No crap, I would assume that Big D's daughter was
Speaker 2: a tall baby. D. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Big D wasn't lying.
Speaker 3: I just realized that one right now.
Speaker 2: You do like if you have an extra large baby,
Speaker 2: you would probably put a post somewhere and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: my kid is extra big. Does anybody have clothes?
Speaker 3: They trump responded, well, uh yeah, huge, big Uh, we
Speaker 3: got a we got uh, we got a.
Speaker 2: Kid named Baron. We got a kid named Baron, and
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 3: My comedian, huge, good guy, good guy. Uh yeah, hey,
Speaker 3: big d Ha Yeah yeah Donald, Yeah, a huge issue.
Speaker 2: I heard you have Ah yeah, I'm trying to get
Speaker 2: back in mode again. You're almost there.
Speaker 3: I know I'm almost there.
Speaker 2: I gotta think of my comedian. Is this a disaster
Speaker 2: so far today? No, it's good? Huge Are you trying
Speaker 2: to do Frank Kellyando's a good guy? He is, he is,
Speaker 2: He's a good guy.
Speaker 3: Uh so Baron wears the same clothes, Big d Maybe say,
Speaker 3: maybe they wear the clothes. Yeah, okay, good good guy. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 3: a huge.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go with a big d on this
Speaker 2: that if he grew up in the Mallar Mill, what
Speaker 2: do you wear? Mar Lago? Mere Lago, mere Lago? If
Speaker 2: his daughter grew up there, Baron Trump grew up there.
Speaker 2: This is before up was in politics, so he may
Speaker 2: have been born out and about in the community. It
Speaker 2: may have been not He wasn't as famous then, so
Speaker 2: maybe they ran in the same circles. Yeah, he's a
Speaker 2: good guy, good guy. Maybe they went to the same
Speaker 2: you know, daycare. Maybe I don't know how they crossed paths,
Speaker 2: big d He wasn't lying. Thanks, guys, huge issue. We
Speaker 2: solved it though, mir A Lago.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Hai, So now Gulf of America.
Speaker 2: Now, how are you gonna respond?
Speaker 3: I'll respond in three days. Give me space. It's the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm not dealing with that. That's what I woke up to.
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 2: We're famous, dude, My bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I hey, sometimes I put out those little feelers.
Speaker 3: Podcast is booming.
Speaker 2: But my question is if they did go topless, who cares?
Speaker 3: Okay, drop it, Ray, what size it?
Speaker 2: No it? Okay, I'll just drop it. I'll just move on.
Speaker 2: I'll just move on. I'll move on.
Speaker 3: I went from canceling the segment to it talking about
Speaker 3: it for ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Exact trumpet.
Speaker 3: That's a terrible one. I gotta listen to my impersonator
Speaker 3: against who's this guy that you don't know. Steve will
Speaker 3: do it, but Steve will do It's best friends with
Speaker 3: this impersonator who does all the motions are everything looks exactly,
Speaker 3: and he goes to like he'll go to freaking Venice
Speaker 3: Beach and he'll be like, you know, that's it, and
Speaker 3: he'll just and those.
Speaker 2: People hate him.
Speaker 3: California doesn't love President Trump, and so's a lot of
Speaker 3: them will yell at him and cuts at him, and
Speaker 3: he'll be like, what what do you you need us
Speaker 3: to take care of you? Okay, a yeah, yeah, Well
Speaker 3: he acts like he's the president. It's phenomenal. Can't remember
Speaker 3: his name, can't remember the impersonation?
Speaker 2: There you go? Oh man, that's great. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: glad I can look him up. If I look up,
Speaker 2: Steve can do it.
Speaker 3: He will do it, and he's all over it.
Speaker 2: And then his friend is the one that does the
Speaker 2: impersonation and goes to Venice Beach and people hate him
Speaker 2: and he still does it. Does it? Got it?
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, that list, that Epstein list, if you've
Speaker 3: seen it.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Have you
Speaker 2: seen it? We'll get that list. We'll get it for.
Speaker 3: You, the real issues.
Speaker 5: And he acts like it's him, the dressed like him.
Speaker 5: Yes okay, And he's like, you work, you're a waitress. Ah,
Speaker 5: we got a one big beautiful bill. We're gonna help
Speaker 5: you out. We're gonna get you some money.
Speaker 2: Ah. I love the African American community. And then he
Speaker 2: goes right at these people.
Speaker 3: They're like they talk to him like it's like, no,
Speaker 3: I hate how you do that.
Speaker 2: He's like, I love them.
Speaker 3: I love them.
Speaker 2: They're great people, great people. I mean, I can see it.
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's funny. We'll take a break, we'll right
Speaker 2: back right. You inspired me, man, I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go play some golf, and so ray I'm went out
Speaker 2: there and you you were scared off by the heat,
Speaker 2: right you said you almost quit the game? Was the
Speaker 2: quote you gave me. So I show up to the
Speaker 2: golf course on Wednesday around twelve thirty one o'clock, and
Speaker 2: let me tell you, there is not a soul out
Speaker 2: on that golf course. Muni, local Muni, not that local Muni,
Speaker 2: but another Muni, another one. And I mean there's some
Speaker 2: cars in the parking lot. But I saw two dudes
Speaker 2: on one hole. I mean, then like six holes later
Speaker 2: you could see another couple of dudes. It was wide open.
Speaker 2: How's it going, dudes. So I walk into the clubhouse
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, man, I want to play eighteen.
Speaker 2: You guys want a dude up And they're like, oh,
Speaker 2: perfect time. And dude, there's a twosome about to tee off.
Speaker 2: You can jump in with them.
Speaker 3: They said, dude, And you're saying dudes and two dudes
Speaker 3: on the courses, just a dude course.
Speaker 2: And well he said two guys. But I just say dudes,
Speaker 2: and those dudes. My whole thought was like he couldn't say, Hey, dude, like,
Speaker 2: there's two dudes about to go out, why don't you
Speaker 2: go ahead and go ahead of them? He's like, why
Speaker 2: don't you jump in with them? I'm a dude, So
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right. So I go up to the
Speaker 2: first tea box and there's two guys. Hey, how you doing,
Speaker 2: man gibbles. I'm Patrick. Another guy is Steven. Nice to
Speaker 2: meet you guys. All right, cool? And Patrick gets up
Speaker 2: there to tee off, does his practice, swings, lines it up.
Speaker 2: Here we go swinging a miss, No, no, no, swinging
Speaker 2: a mess. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, all right,
Speaker 2: gets up there again, stands there, swing swinging mess. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's do it a third time. Here we go bottom
Speaker 2: Feetter gets up there, does this whole routine, lines it up, backswing,
Speaker 2: swings in mess, Baser hits the ball and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: you're out. Like that's three strikes, you're out, Like, come on,
Speaker 2: baseball rule. Yeah, I'm like this, we can't do this.
Speaker 3: Pitch clock.
Speaker 2: So then he goes up there for a fourth time
Speaker 2: and he gets up there, the foul ball boom and
Speaker 2: he gets a hold of it about one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 2: I'll take feet, oh feet, Okay, I get the joke.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll take one to fifty yards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. Ray, he proceeded to take a twenty
Speaker 2: on the hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's double snowman, and then some change.
Speaker 2: Now that's a long time. That is a long time
Speaker 2: to be sitting there and waiting on someone. He swung
Speaker 2: and missed three times on the tea box.
Speaker 3: And we're past that. I bet I have a twenty
Speaker 3: somewhere in my long light legacy lineage of golf. Not
Speaker 3: any time recently. I always worse his eight. Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: hanging in the sixes and seven.
Speaker 2: It was a rough It was a rough start. I
Speaker 2: was just like, this is what my day is gonna be.
Speaker 2: Like he swung and missed three times on the tea box,
Speaker 2: and then he proceeded to hit twenty shots to make
Speaker 2: it in the hole. And I'm not saying, hey, if
Speaker 2: you shoot twenty shots whatever. That's your thing, and it's
Speaker 2: a good thing. He was out there playing when no
Speaker 2: one is out there, or else people would have been
Speaker 2: ready to murder this guy. So we pull up to
Speaker 2: the second tea box and I was like, oh, guys,
Speaker 2: I just got a text from my wife saying that
Speaker 2: I got to pick up the kids. So I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and play ahead of you, guys. I
Speaker 2: gotta get done pretty quick, prove the text. And Patrick's like, man,
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry if I'm slowing you down. Man no,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, man, I really you guys
Speaker 2: see my nice guys. It's just my wife just texted
Speaker 2: me that she's got a meeting that just popped up
Speaker 2: at work, and so I'm gonna have to go ahead
Speaker 2: and go.
Speaker 3: My wife texted me the whole Colgan die, guys, I
Speaker 3: gotta rush.
Speaker 2: No, No, that was the day before, so she unless
Speaker 2: you saw the future, and so I freaking smoking through
Speaker 2: the round. Dude, just woo. There's no care in the world,
Speaker 2: not anybody in front of me. I mean, just playing
Speaker 2: at my pace. If I mess up, I could drop
Speaker 2: a second ball, hit it again. No one around me,
Speaker 2: got it. It was awesome till I drive up to
Speaker 2: number fourteen and there's two guys and they're like, oh, sorry, man,
Speaker 2: there's a single in front of us, and he wouldn't
Speaker 2: let us play through. And I'm like, you caught a single.
Speaker 2: That's not good. So we're sitting there and I watched
Speaker 2: this guy and he hits it's one armed, Willie, Dude,
Speaker 2: he's playing with one arm.
Speaker 3: The other one's uh. He doesn't think he's good enough
Speaker 3: for two or the other ones injured.
Speaker 2: No, no, he just he just would swing the club
Speaker 2: with one arm. He had two arms, but he would
Speaker 2: only swing with one. But that is a thing. It
Speaker 2: might be a thing. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3: It is on Tiktak.
Speaker 2: I understand Tiktak isn't real. So I am watching. So
Speaker 2: we're sitting there watching this guy in front of us
Speaker 2: play with one arm. TikTok is real. So here's the thing.
Speaker 2: Though he would hit it with one arm, they drop another.
Speaker 2: He was playing three balls with one arm.
Speaker 3: You gotta call him out for that, dude, Since when
Speaker 3: are you silent?
Speaker 2: Sally? No, No, we tried. We were like, hey, can
Speaker 2: we play through since you're playing it? No? No, man, no, okay,
Speaker 2: and then he's playing one arm, and so we had
Speaker 2: to sit there for four holes and watch one arm
Speaker 2: Willie even though he had two arms, because he would
Speaker 2: pick the ball up out of the cup with his
Speaker 2: left arm, but he'd only swing the club with his
Speaker 2: right arm.
Speaker 3: You gotta be more forceful. You're so you're type A
Speaker 3: at work, and then you go to the course.
Speaker 2: In your tongue. No no, no, Now, Worry's partner. We'll chill
Speaker 2: and watch. Here's the thing. Is it really worth it
Speaker 2: at this point? We only have four.
Speaker 3: Holes to go, right, Yes, but I'm saying if he's
Speaker 3: doing three shots and one armed Willie, that's cause for concern.
Speaker 2: The one guy's like, I'm about to hit into this guy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit into this guy. And I'm like, guys,
Speaker 2: I don't know you guys, but man, really, I mean,
Speaker 2: what good is it gonna do. It's just gonna make
Speaker 2: one arm Willy mad, like you guys were both. We're
Speaker 2: all out here on a Wednesday afternoon. There's no one
Speaker 2: out here. I don't know how long it took you
Speaker 2: guys to play, but we're on whole number fifteen. I've
Speaker 2: only been playing for an hour and forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: It took me two hours and thirty three minutes to
Speaker 2: play eighteen holes. It's not bad. That is unbelievable. Yeah
Speaker 2: it was. And that's with waiting on one armed Willie
Speaker 2: to play his three balls the last four holes with his.
Speaker 3: One damn arm you cooked. I cooked.
Speaker 2: I mean it wasn't my best round ever. Did I
Speaker 2: play unbelievable? No? Did I make any birdies?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You didn't. No? Yeah, that hurts, But that's okay. I
Speaker 2: mean I had some really good shots and then I
Speaker 2: had some really bad shots. But the heat, man, I
Speaker 2: was like, bring the heat on. Let it be hot outside,
Speaker 2: because what hot does is scares away people. And then
Speaker 2: the golf course is your paradise. You can do whatever
Speaker 2: you want on that golf course. Ray, I was hoping
Speaker 2: for lightning. You know what that does those people? Oh okay,
Speaker 2: now that is not what I wanted. That's the problem.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want lightning. That would don't no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that would that would ruin the day.
Speaker 3: Have you seen those pictures online when it hit the pins? Yes,
Speaker 3: and the market makes on a golf course, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Obviously never golf when it Now you see why the
Speaker 3: golf courses are strict when it's lightning out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why. If it lightning and you're walking, just
Speaker 2: throw your clubs down and walk away.
Speaker 3: Okay, noted, because.
Speaker 2: I remember that one time we were playing and we
Speaker 2: went running back.
Speaker 3: Had no idea tree was in your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a great day at golf. Man,
Speaker 2: it was hit.
Speaker 3: A video out of it, guys, check it out on
Speaker 3: our YouTube Sore Losers podcast. Did you really after the fact,
Speaker 3: I didn't know your house was broken into by a tree,
Speaker 3: But we were just sitting there at the clubhouse like, man,
Speaker 3: storm's crazy out today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny. I mean we were playing at
Speaker 2: the local munion and all of a sudden there comes
Speaker 2: a storm and we're running back to the clubhouse because
Speaker 2: it comes barreling in, and my wife calls like, can
Speaker 2: you come home? I think a tree branch fell on
Speaker 2: the roof, and I'm all right, yeah, I guess I
Speaker 2: can come home, And deep down I'm thinking, I mean
Speaker 2: a tree branch. You're crying over a tree branch, like
Speaker 2: this is the big deal. I'm like, all right, So
Speaker 2: I took the time to go into the clubhouse ask
Speaker 2: for my rain check. Get the rain check, walk into
Speaker 2: the car, and she's like, she calls, there's a hole
Speaker 2: in the roof. There's a hole in the roof or no.
Speaker 2: She goes, are you almost told me yet? And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm just leaving. She goes, okay, hurry. And then I
Speaker 2: get home and there is the biggest damn hole in
Speaker 2: my roof. And I said, hey, why didn't you say
Speaker 2: there was a big hole in the roof. I thought
Speaker 2: I did, And I said, no, you said you think
Speaker 2: a tree branch. This is more like a freaking tree.
Speaker 2: This is not a tree branch. This is the size
Speaker 2: of a freaking tree on my roof. She's like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And there was water all in the house.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Sorry to bring that up on your birthday, guys. He
Speaker 3: did mention a great point. Always get the rain check
Speaker 3: at the golf course and trim off a couple holes.
Speaker 3: If you're on hole fourteen, I just finished nine.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what you say, because if you finish fourteen,
Speaker 2: they're giving you nothing. You say nine, if you finished five,
Speaker 2: you finished three, you finished four, you didn't start. You
Speaker 2: were getting hot dogs and missiles that's right. Now, We're
Speaker 2: gonna take a break, and I'm gonna come back and
Speaker 2: tell you about the drama queen I live with right
Speaker 2: after this hot outside, right, but hot is okay? And
Speaker 2: my two kids, uh, baby Box one and Baby Box
Speaker 2: two will be reunited at their elementary school in a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Baby Box one is going into first grade,
Speaker 2: Baby Box two is going into kindergarten. Couldn't be more
Speaker 2: proud of those guys. I mean, they are excellent human beings.
Speaker 2: I mean everybody gets past. But okay. And they said, hey, Dad, Dad,
Speaker 2: can we ride bikes to our school? I said, look, man,
Speaker 2: it's one in thirty in the afternoon. Why wouldn't we
Speaker 2: ride bikes to your school right now in the middle
Speaker 2: of summer. Let me grab some waters. We'll throw it
Speaker 2: in the bag and let's go. Am I baby Box like, Dad,
Speaker 2: can I bring my soccer ball so we can play
Speaker 2: some soccer? Absolutely, dude, throw it in the bag. Rock.
Speaker 2: So we go riding the one point six miles to
Speaker 2: the school, and we get there at one forty eight pm.
Speaker 2: It is a fish the ninety five degrees outside sh
Speaker 2: and you look at it, it says eighty six percent humidity,
Speaker 2: and they want to play a little two on one soccer.
Speaker 2: Who's you you and two? Verse three? Now me verse
Speaker 2: them two? I'm pating, got it? Sorry? Yeah, Ray, it's
Speaker 2: me and the old one versus the three year old.
Speaker 2: It's usually pretty competitive and we need to turn for it.
Speaker 3: Just crunching him twenty to nothing.
Speaker 2: Guys, Maybe we switch up the teams next time. I'll
Speaker 2: make you guys back in the house.
Speaker 3: See there, you're forty years older than that dude.
Speaker 2: But hey, when you're forty four, you don't miss you
Speaker 2: miss the jokes. Okay, you know what I mean, Like
Speaker 2: your brain doesn't work as fast. Shut up. So we
Speaker 2: play some soccer, and we're playing full field, up and down,
Speaker 2: up and down, up and down. Oh, we gotta get
Speaker 2: some water. We gotta get some water. All right, we
Speaker 2: get some water. Then they want to play on the playground,
Speaker 2: and play on the playground. Kick the soccer ball over,
Speaker 2: back and forth over the playground. Then baby box one's like,
Speaker 2: we got to finish our soccer game, all right, let's
Speaker 2: go play running back and forth, back and forth, back
Speaker 2: and forth, back and forth. We're there a good hour
Speaker 2: running around in the ninety five degree heat, eighty eight
Speaker 2: percent humidity. They're starting to sweat like and they're starting
Speaker 2: to turn red in the face. And I'm like, all right, boys,
Speaker 2: should we head home? No, I want to play some more.
Speaker 2: And he goes and kicks the ball one more time,
Speaker 2: and then baby Box comes over and goes, Dad, I
Speaker 2: think we need to go, And I'm like, why, Dad?
Speaker 2: Really hot? Yes? Dad, I don't know what it means,
Speaker 2: but I think I'm overheating. Yep. I'm like, oh, okay.
Speaker 3: Cat does it all the time. She hasta then lay
Speaker 3: down and she'll try to lick herself to cool off.
Speaker 2: And I said, alright, let's let's go ahead and go home. Man,
Speaker 2: let's let's let's ride our bikes.
Speaker 3: Smells like a lawmoar when she sweats because she has
Speaker 3: for back to you.
Speaker 2: And so we start riding our bikes and I mean
Speaker 2: we've gone a block. I'm like, how you doing, Bud, Buddy?
Speaker 2: You okay? What the baby Box one? Are you okay?
Speaker 3: What the hogan? Uh uh?
Speaker 2: Dad? I can't talk, dude, Get him on your back,
Speaker 2: ditch the bike, Mike, What do you mean you can't talk? Dad?
Speaker 2: Is it is it good to overheat? I think I'm overheating. Dad.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you've been outside for one hour, like
Speaker 2: it's not like we've been outside for three weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm with him. I felt it with Big d No. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: I'm with the kid.
Speaker 2: He had two bottles of water in that hour that
Speaker 2: we were outside, and he is acting like he is
Speaker 2: walking across the Sahara Desert. I'm like, budd, it's okay, man,
Speaker 2: and get on your camel and let's go. And he's like, Dan,
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna be able to talk the rest
Speaker 2: of the way home. I'm like, why why button? He
Speaker 2: goes Cuz if I talk, I'm just gonna overheat more.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, okay. So we get to the
Speaker 2: golf course, which is three blocks from the school.
Speaker 3: Okay, so he can see it ray, he can see
Speaker 3: the castle over the moat.
Speaker 2: We No, no, he can see his school from the
Speaker 2: golf course. The golf course from his school. He can
Speaker 2: see your house from three blocks away. No, the golf course,
Speaker 2: the muni.
Speaker 3: Holy.
Speaker 2: So we drive out onto the golf course and stop
Speaker 2: at one of the water coolers. It's rich, rich, and
Speaker 2: there's golfers there and I'm and he's and I'm like, sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: he's overheating. He's yeah, we're at the MUNI. Hey, what
Speaker 2: dude's this kid doing drinking our water? Du We're on
Speaker 2: the cart path Okay, I mean we're on the cart
Speaker 2: path and we are at the water cooler. There's three
Speaker 2: golf carts at the water cooler and I'm like, guys, sorry,
Speaker 2: we've ridden the whole three blocks. This guy's gonna overheat.
Speaker 2: And they're like, are you okay, Bud? And he just
Speaker 2: I was like, he can't talk because he thinks that's
Speaker 2: gonna overheat him more.
Speaker 3: Here you go, man, have a Miller highlife bandy bro.
Speaker 2: And I mean he drinks some of the water. He
Speaker 2: powers through. He's like, okay, Dad, I think I can
Speaker 2: pet him more. I'm like, okay, Bud, we start rolling.
Speaker 2: Baby Box two is not complaining about anything. He's having
Speaker 2: the time of his life. He's pouring water on his head.
Speaker 2: He's having a blast. I'm like, Babybox one and you
Speaker 2: want some water and hit no.
Speaker 3: He just walked won the MLS cup.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like all right. So we get home,
Speaker 2: He's like, I need to lay down the couch. Dad,
Speaker 2: I need to lay down the couch. I'm like all right,
Speaker 2: and he goes, Dad, can I have a wet wash cloth?
Speaker 2: Can have a wet wash cloth? And I'm like okay.
Speaker 2: He's like he puts it on his neck. He goes, Dad,
Speaker 2: I really need you to help me put it on
Speaker 2: my head. I'm like, you're seven years old, dude, you
Speaker 2: can put it on your head, like you can put
Speaker 2: the wash cloth on your head. Goes, I don't know
Speaker 2: if I can do it. I'm overheating. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: so I put it on his head. We have popsicles.
Speaker 2: Go sorry, Dad, that popsicle made me feel kind of okay.
Speaker 2: But I think I think I need one more popsicle
Speaker 2: to stop the overheating. Smart And I'm like, a, I
Speaker 2: think we're good. I think we're good. And he goes, no, Dad, No,
Speaker 2: I mean really, that one more possticle, that one more
Speaker 2: popsticle is going to do it? All right? Here, here's
Speaker 2: one more popsicle as another popsicle he goes. He goes, Dad,
Speaker 2: I think I think that's the key to not overheating
Speaker 2: is having popsicles.
Speaker 3: Smart kid.
Speaker 2: He's like, thank you, Dad. Like, next time we go
Speaker 2: to the playground, though, Dad, I think you need to
Speaker 2: bring popsicles so we don't overheat.
Speaker 3: That's America, man, worn to laugh at yourself and Butter.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, do you understand? And he's like, Dad,
Speaker 2: that was that was a hard day. That was a
Speaker 2: hard day. I was like, we were going for an hour.
Speaker 2: How do you think I'd be able to come home
Speaker 2: from work? It was a hard day. It wasn't that difficult.
Speaker 2: We just went to the playground. And that's the DEVI
Speaker 2: I live with. Man, I've never seen someone so ridiculously
Speaker 2: out of control.
Speaker 3: Hey, before we go, I wanted to read a card
Speaker 3: Arnold wrote you for your brother.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, please read it.
Speaker 3: It's pretty short and sweet, but it goes de Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: He gave it to me. I'm reading in his vook. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you, dear Lunchbox.
Speaker 3: As a small gift of appreciation for me and Susan
Speaker 3: on your birthday, I am allowing you to sleep with Abby.
Speaker 3: Oh and then there's a ps.
Speaker 2: Okay, ps I get to watch Arnold Arnold. I don't
Speaker 2: even know what to say, man, that that would make
Speaker 2: our work working relationship a little weird. I don't know
Speaker 2: if my wife would appreciate that. Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Happy birthday to me. Yeah, that one was all over
Speaker 2: the place, dude. I think it was good. I think
Speaker 2: it was good too. Man. I'll tell you what, was
Speaker 2: this our best one of the week.
Speaker 3: I bet that celebration birthday celebration video twenty thousand views
Speaker 3: and we are back on YouTube, baby, and we got
Speaker 3: to put it on instet, we got to put it
Speaker 3: on a reel. We'll put it all over the place.
Speaker 2: Yeah. That was a good one, man. And I gotta
Speaker 2: tell you what. I got a head straight to the bathroom, man,
Speaker 2: all right, man, yeah, I gotta I gotta go number two. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: all right? Was that? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: What? What are we putting up on the weekend pod
Speaker 2: Man Monday? This one? This one? All right? You gotta
Speaker 2: do some bleeping at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, all right,