WEBVTT - Happy Birthday Lunchbox! 

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't keep from Oh my god, tell you're filming that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the breath I came in the room.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, it's a Visa.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude. Oh, I was recording both of We want

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<v Speaker 2>to just keep rolling. That was hilarious. We'll stop dying

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<v Speaker 2>so we have that clip for sure. That was hilarious. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm rolling on the other one. If we want

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<v Speaker 3>to just keep going, get in here, Visa.

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<v Speaker 2>I did the same time. I did the same thing, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy birthday, stars shining.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm having a frat party this week. There's one left

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<v Speaker 2>wants to shoot it. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>We literally like, Visa, did someone get shot?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought so too. We literally thought it was a guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, oh all that. I was like, I hope

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<v Speaker 2>you have to clean this up.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll tell Anna.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good luck with that. She'll tell you to this

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<v Speaker 2>is Oh that got me good dude. That was hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>I got this beast. We can just keep this rolling.

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<v Speaker 2>What other beasts were you recording with? I was doing

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<v Speaker 2>the video and then the audio. Oh wow, okay, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>I came around the corner and I saw you and

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I gotta get in the room and

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<v Speaker 3>that thing was in my way. I was like, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't want it to look like I was ducking under something.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, Oh all right, we'll have to do the math.

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<v Speaker 3>I can give you a I'll give you the numbers,

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<v Speaker 3>but i'll sub subtract, like the beginning of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you don't want to just leave it in there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like complete dead air for three minutes. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh dude, you gotta let me recover for a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy crap, that was That was great, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>So I did these same party poppers for Baser and

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you get those? Awesome? And they are so cool,

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<v Speaker 2>so loud, and that's a lot of confetti. I want

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<v Speaker 2>you think they are six bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>Three bucks? No way, freaking dynamite and a can for

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<v Speaker 3>three dollars in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, it's called a confetti cannon. Oh my twist popper

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<v Speaker 2>Lancer Dey confettis unique confetti canon. This is great, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say, are we recording? Are we doing video?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I need to no? Because I thought we were

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<v Speaker 2>gonna try to do that program But it doesn't matter. Yeah, anyway, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know what's on the menu today.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want you distracted with your damn hitting the numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, you want to know what's on the menu today. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I live with the drama queen. Another rendition of.

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<v Speaker 4>Was Big ding.

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<v Speaker 3>And and an other update with that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh oh oh god, and Lunchbox hits the golf course thankfully.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, it was a drama filled day on the course.

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<v Speaker 2>It was amazing, It was awesome. And yeah, man, it's

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday. Happy birthday to Oscar, Happy birthday to Justin,

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<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday to Amy, Happy birthday to Sydney. Everybody that

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<v Speaker 2>shares a birthday. July twenty fifth today is your day.

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<v Speaker 3>Gotta say, pretty popular birthday day.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty wild that I have that many friends that have

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<v Speaker 2>the same birthday as me.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, and then on my birthday Arnold's chick Abby. I

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<v Speaker 3>already had a twin my entire life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I have a co worker the exact same day

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<v Speaker 3>as me that works one foot from me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the coworker that stands right to your left

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<v Speaker 2>that you can reach out and touch.

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<v Speaker 3>And to make sure I didn't turn anything off when

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<v Speaker 3>I was hitting those eighties.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, let's start the show man. Then we'll

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<v Speaker 2>get to the menu. I know, but we got to

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<v Speaker 2>start the show. Show like you gotta do the the No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't. We can do it at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the episode.

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<v Speaker 3>We can jack with somebody. Oh my god, scare the crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of something. Hey, go behind someone in the parking garage. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds like a gun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, dude, you thought you got twice.

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<v Speaker 2>I did. I said, dude, I said the S word.

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<v Speaker 2>I said the S word so loud. Oh man, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>let's hit it, dude. Let's start the show. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that was good, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so good, so good.

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<v Speaker 3>The kids late in true lunch fashion. I'm sitting here

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<v Speaker 3>for eight minutes, dumbest thing ever, and my heart is

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<v Speaker 3>pounding out of my I'm literally shooting a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's me and you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm shooting a confetti cannon at you in our forties.

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<v Speaker 2>Who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>And my heart was beating through my chest because literally,

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<v Speaker 3>who cares? Like it was only us?

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<v Speaker 2>And then at Viza, because you didn't want to miss

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<v Speaker 2>the moment.

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<v Speaker 3>Abiza came in and said that scared us. We thought

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<v Speaker 3>it was a gun.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounded like a gunshot, and that sounds like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, sorry, yeah, somebody got a gun in here. And

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<v Speaker 3>there's no broken glass.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean maybe never mind. No, you know, he doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>have to have broken glass to have a gun in somewhere,

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<v Speaker 2>just so you know.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's so many windows that you would have heard

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<v Speaker 3>something else besides the pop.

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<v Speaker 2>You're probably right, that's a good point. All right, We're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do it live.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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<v Speaker 2>What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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<v Speaker 2>about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts, my

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<v Speaker 2>sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports gen y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>It is Sizin ray Mundo from the North Alpha male Basers,

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<v Speaker 3>my wife. We live on the north side of Nashville.

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<v Speaker 3>Indian Lake is a beautiful community. We got two point

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<v Speaker 3>two acres, two point two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin should

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<v Speaker 3>have the day off for his birthday as well. Not

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<v Speaker 3>to steal your thunder, but he needs to check on

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<v Speaker 3>those two point two eggs at Vanderbilt. And yeah, the corn,

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<v Speaker 3>we wanted it to be knee high by the fourth

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<v Speaker 3>of July. We got it. We won't sell, we won't

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<v Speaker 3>sell over to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get a text from Justin and it said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>birthday brunch tomorrow eleven thirty, be there. Thanks. Unfortunately I

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<v Speaker 2>can't make it. Man, we have a birthday party at

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<v Speaker 2>eleven thirty. I was hoping more of an eight am breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>That's more of the time we eat breakfast because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>up at six am on the weekends with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>So I was hoping that he would be having breakfast

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<v Speaker 2>at eight eleven thirty. Too late for my blood. Kids

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<v Speaker 2>take priority after kids take priority after about six am.

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry, Justin, thank you for the courtesy sympathy invite,

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<v Speaker 2>but I will not be able to make it. Tell

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<v Speaker 2>your sisters I will not be able to meet them either.

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<v Speaker 3>And you want to know the backstory on that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he had people cancel.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's how I got in. Yeah, that's what I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>He knew you weren't did it come? But he goes, Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I booked this place for eight and we have six.

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<v Speaker 3>You think that's gonna be a problem. They were gonna

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<v Speaker 3>charge me. I don't think they just charge your per chair.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't charge you per chair. They just have

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<v Speaker 2>a table with eight chairs and then when you show up,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll only use six of them.

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<v Speaker 3>But these places now in Nashville, they hit the card

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<v Speaker 3>if you brillily. Yeah, that's why you put one on file.

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<v Speaker 3>So bays are always asking us a day before, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody for sure coming, they'll pop you for fifty Oh

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<v Speaker 3>oh you're if they're not coming, we're gonna fake like

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<v Speaker 3>we have invisible friends because I'm not getting hit for fifty. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I would just be like, hey, random guyn the street,

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<v Speaker 2>homeless guy. You know how you say you want some food,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, come out brunch with us. Man, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want the food, fine, there's mimosas, Okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Well that's what Justin said. He goes, hey, we need

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<v Speaker 3>two more people, and I said, you're saying we need

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<v Speaker 3>seat fillers. And then I go so our uber driver

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<v Speaker 3>might work and we will need one more. He's trying

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<v Speaker 3>to seat Phil for his fortieth. He doesn't even have

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<v Speaker 3>eight friends. Question, including himself is a going No, she's

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<v Speaker 3>got It's the reason I said birthday thing. She's got

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<v Speaker 3>a birthday thing. Then Laura's I guess Ali's birthdays this weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>There's another thing on Sunday. Wow, it must be the

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<v Speaker 3>New Year's Christmas time babies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's my birthday today. And Baby Box two, who

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<v Speaker 2>will be on the pod Monday, said Dan, is it

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<v Speaker 2>okay if we get a chocolate cake? And I'm like what,

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes, I know you like cheesecake, Dad, but

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really like it. Can we get a chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>cake for your birthday? And so it appears that I

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<v Speaker 2>told my wife, look, if you're gonna get a cake,

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<v Speaker 2>just get a chocolate cake. If you go somewhere they

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<v Speaker 2>have one slice of cheese cake, that is fine, But

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want the kid to not be able to

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<v Speaker 2>eat cake on my birthday. It's not that big a deal.

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<v Speaker 2>The birthday is more important of those kids now because

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<v Speaker 2>we're just getting older.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, in my interesting you said that somebody wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>do something for your birthday that wasn't your favorite thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe my sister goes, hey, we really want to do

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<v Speaker 3>this tigers Detroit Tigers game for your birthday. It would

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<v Speaker 3>mean a lot to Dad. If the is two twin

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<v Speaker 3>boys go to the same we all go to the

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<v Speaker 3>Tigers game together. And I said, great, he can do

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<v Speaker 3>that for his birthday. This is my birthday. It can

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<v Speaker 3>mean a lot on his birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, that's a good point. That's a great win. Is

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<v Speaker 2>your dad's birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>The Tigers will be well without by the time of

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<v Speaker 3>his December. Yeah, they'll be licking their wounds after a

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<v Speaker 3>twenty game losing suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, they are ice cold?

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<v Speaker 3>How cold?

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<v Speaker 4>Ice cold?

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<v Speaker 3>I had my dad got He gives me updates every

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<v Speaker 3>day like it they be. They were down eleven to

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<v Speaker 3>one yesterday, Tigers shelled again last night. Even the announcers

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<v Speaker 3>are getting concerned. Now this team has got to get

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<v Speaker 3>out of this hole now or current hole just might

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<v Speaker 3>get too deep where they can't get out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>And I said, wait on the tickets when we're going

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<v Speaker 3>to the Tigers game for birthd I said, we may

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<v Speaker 3>get Bogo tickets in September, blue light special type things.

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<v Speaker 3>I said, never seen a team so hot go this cold.

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<v Speaker 3>And he said, sorry, everything is purchased and in place

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<v Speaker 3>for that weekend, so you better keep rooting for those Tigers.

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<v Speaker 3>It's unbelievable. The entire team is in a hole and

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<v Speaker 3>only player right now trying to get team upward. As

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<v Speaker 3>school ball well scoo ball is gone in about a year.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean Scooball is amazing, And yeah, so I do

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<v Speaker 2>love me some cheesecake, and I do want cheesecake for

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<v Speaker 2>my birthday. So I assume my wife will come through

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<v Speaker 2>with some cheesecake, but I hopefully she gets a chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>cake so the kids can enjoy it, because I can

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<v Speaker 2>understand cheesecake is probably a grown up thing, Like kids

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<v Speaker 2>don't like cheesecake. They like the frosting and the icing,

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<v Speaker 2>which is which I hate.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, we never ate cheesecake as kids. It's something sour.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's a more Northeast type thing Nantucket, if you will,

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<v Speaker 3>Martha's Vineyard, places like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know about the Hamptons. I wonder where

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<v Speaker 2>I learned about cheesecake, because I have no idea. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think I had cheesecake, probably toss in my twenties.

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<v Speaker 3>But it is a different flavor. I didn't like it originally,

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<v Speaker 3>but I love it now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's kind of like beer. It's an acquired taste.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta have it a couple of times and you're like, hm,

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<v Speaker 2>this is kind of good. Same thing with halapenos.

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<v Speaker 3>I never liked them growing up, and then now every

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<v Speaker 3>pizza I can't get it without holloween.

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<v Speaker 2>Whoa, oh every pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh When you and me go to fifth and B,

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<v Speaker 3>I get those Sashimo peppers on the pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Schashimo peppers are not halopeno.

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<v Speaker 3>Different type. They're like those red ones.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like mild, They're like they're like sweet peppers.

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<v Speaker 3>Freaking the pizza place will be like, okay, uh so

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<v Speaker 3>you said pepperoni, pizza, cheese ranch, anything else?

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<v Speaker 2>I said jalapenos.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, dude, that would have ruined the entire

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<v Speaker 3>pizza jalapenos put it on there twice. Yes, make yourself

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<v Speaker 3>a note. My pizza place is so bad. Every time

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<v Speaker 3>they forget something, if you don't tell them to drink,

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<v Speaker 3>they'll never give you the drink. Done it multiple times.

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<v Speaker 3>I get all the way home forgot the drink and

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<v Speaker 3>obviously they didn't give it to me. So this time

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<v Speaker 3>I go back forget the drink again. Hey, uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I got a sweet tea. Oh okay yeah, And I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 3>so you guys don't have in your systems.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, you drive back for your sweet tea? How

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<v Speaker 2>far is it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's right next to them, right, look, got it,

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<v Speaker 3>But it's the sweet tea. That's a small note. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>he ordered extra ranch sweet tea. How hard is that?

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<v Speaker 3>That's if I work at a restaurant. This guy ordered pizza,

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<v Speaker 3>sweet tea, jalapeno's ranch. It's just a note. I go

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<v Speaker 3>in there, no ranch, no sweet tea. So I guess

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<v Speaker 3>the person on the phone if they hear a drink there,

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<v Speaker 3>it's like I scrap it unless they ask for it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when we we ordered to go fuo and

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<v Speaker 2>my wife's always like, make sure you check it before

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<v Speaker 2>you leave. You got to here's my problem. As I

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<v Speaker 2>show up and they have the bag tied, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh man, it looks so perfect. There's no way they

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<v Speaker 2>would mess that up, you know, And they obviously looked

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<v Speaker 2>in there, and they even tell you, oh, I checked it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, okay, thank you. And then I get

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<v Speaker 2>home missing an item and I'm always like, dang it,

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<v Speaker 2>why didn't I check? Like or I just count the boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like one box, two box, three bocks, four, five boxes? Good,

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<v Speaker 2>good to go. Yeah, the one of the boxes is

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<v Speaker 2>just like utensils, and I'm like the box count. I

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<v Speaker 2>just do the box count, and I get thrown off sometimes,

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<v Speaker 2>but it happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Man to go food and you're rushed too. If it's

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<v Speaker 3>a drive through, there's no checking it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there's no checking it the drive through. Usually if

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<v Speaker 2>we're if I have the whole family with me and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm handing it out, I'll pull like right over, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I'm handing it out so I know who's

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<v Speaker 2>is in there and who's is not, and then okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I can go back in. But if it's just me

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<v Speaker 2>and the drive through and I'm taking it home, no

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<v Speaker 2>chance I'm checking that dang bag.

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<v Speaker 3>This story may not have an ending, but just reminding me.

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<v Speaker 3>I used to have a radio internship my senior year

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<v Speaker 3>of high school. It's pretty dope. Is at a random station. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>midday Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy guy. It was fun man.

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<v Speaker 3>He would go party all night and then come in

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<v Speaker 3>at noon. He was a midday wow. And so that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was he. I remember.

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<v Speaker 3>He'd always order food, we'd do drive throughs. He got

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<v Speaker 3>to the point where he's always checking it, always checking it.

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<v Speaker 3>We go to this wing place and for whatever reason

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<v Speaker 3>he didn't check it. We get back to the radio

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<v Speaker 3>station and he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Come This is how he starts his day. He's like,

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<v Speaker 3>qu Q, get back in the van. We're going, So

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<v Speaker 3>me and him go back to the restaurant. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>go through the drive through and complain. He goes into

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<v Speaker 3>the store and goes, how many times have I ordered

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<v Speaker 3>from you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>And you forget the.

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken wings because they didn't do as many as he

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<v Speaker 3>wanted or whatever. And that's how he started his day,

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<v Speaker 3>just losing it on this person for leaving off. I

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<v Speaker 3>guess he got ranch, maybe some beer battered and then

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<v Speaker 3>they left off the Cajuns and he I'm talking vocabulary

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<v Speaker 3>burial service at noon, And that started my internship like

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<v Speaker 3>a weekend. I was like, okay, this guy real.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I thought Midday Mike was gonna turn on the

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<v Speaker 2>microphone and go a little crazy, but I thought, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a greater paler. I literally thought Midday Bike was

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<v Speaker 2>about to get on there and go, you know, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>wing stop, how could you forget wings and more whatever

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<v Speaker 2>they are and just start ripping them a new one

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<v Speaker 2>on the air, And I was like, dang, that dude

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy. I was asking, where is Midday Mike Now?

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<v Speaker 3>I tried looking it up. He definitely got fired because

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<v Speaker 3>I went there a year maybe after I graduated, and

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<v Speaker 3>the lady there goes, yeah, he doesn't work here anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>He got let go. He was originally always from Chicago.

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<v Speaker 3>His last name was impossible to spell it. Krusiers Hiinsky,

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<v Speaker 3>Mike kruisers Zimski.

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<v Speaker 2>You're telling me he's the guy that came became the

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<v Speaker 2>duke head coach. Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but if anybody can find this dude radio it

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<v Speaker 3>was a country station in Marquette, Michigan, Mike kursiers Zimski

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<v Speaker 3>in the two thousands. Amazing, he was hilarious, got fired,

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<v Speaker 3>He went hard every night. So it was eventually gonna happen.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't because of the chicken wings. Good dude, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm guessing back in Chicago.

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<v Speaker 2>Gotta be Hey, midday, Mike, if you're listening, hit us up.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna take a break and I do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to go update first? What do you want to do?

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<v Speaker 2>We can do update. We'll be right back. Yo. What's

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<v Speaker 2>the update?

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<v Speaker 1>Man?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, so you're writing these time down there, We'll just

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<v Speaker 3>do some multiplication.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got it already got it already got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I'm gonna have to subtract at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>They had no more shop talk though these people. It's

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<v Speaker 3>confusing the truckers. They don't know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>So there is an update with the big segment that

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<v Speaker 2>we do.

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<v Speaker 4>What was Big d Liing?

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<v Speaker 3>I get hit up by him and something to the

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<v Speaker 3>degree of my wife had one of her friends hit

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<v Speaker 3>her up and asked if she went topless at South Beach? Hey,

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<v Speaker 3>what should I respond back?

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<v Speaker 2>Dang, dude, didn't know I was that famous? No, you

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<v Speaker 2>reply it? Well? Did she? So? Or you say, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>can you send me a pick? So I know you approved?

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<v Speaker 2>So we so we can end the segment was Big

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<v Speaker 2>d Lying.

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<v Speaker 3>Socials our biggest segment. I think we got to cancel it.

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<v Speaker 3>There is one more. Yeah, I know, I know, but

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<v Speaker 3>I don't wanna as long as you don't put in

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<v Speaker 3>the title.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even put it in the title last time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh all right, we'll do one more edition of.

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<v Speaker 4>Was Big d Lie?

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<v Speaker 2>So are you guys still cool?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't responded, I dude, I put that I'll shelve

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff till two days. So he texted you on

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<v Speaker 3>wet day a group text all last night blew up.

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<v Speaker 2>Not dealing with it.

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<v Speaker 3>My name's Ben and I and in it my name

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<v Speaker 3>is Paul. Is up to y'all when I am kind

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<v Speaker 3>of involved.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you are kind of involved. So he said, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>why did you talk about my wife going top with like,

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<v Speaker 2>explain to me what the text said?

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<v Speaker 3>Was He mad, Blank has friends texting her asking if

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<v Speaker 3>she went to a nude beach in Miami, and this

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<v Speaker 3>is a text thread with friends. Another guy goes, huh,

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<v Speaker 3>and then another friend said, wrong text thread, Big D.

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<v Speaker 3>Then somebody else goes or, and then he goes I

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<v Speaker 3>made the podcast for the wrong story, and my buddy

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<v Speaker 3>goes DA, and then another friend goes podcast question mark.

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<v Speaker 2>They're enough tailspin? Oh man, are we sure we want

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<v Speaker 2>to play this game? Yeah, because it's fine? Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, let.

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<v Speaker 4>Me hear it was Big D.

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<v Speaker 3>Like so one of his kids and Baron Trump were

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<v Speaker 3>born around the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Baron Trump is the kid that's at one of

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<v Speaker 2>those universities. But I don't know if he still goes there.

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<v Speaker 2>President Trump's kid, Yeah, yeah, but he was at some university.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he still go there?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but more known for being President Trump's kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand. But in the news it says, oh, Baron

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<v Speaker 2>Trump's going to this school, and they show him on campus.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what school it was, though, Oh, ray, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Mira a Lago Middle School. That's what he's known.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's in like college. I think, yeah, this really

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<v Speaker 2>tall guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, how tall is he? I don't know, so

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<v Speaker 3>I think Big D didn't know that I knew about

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<v Speaker 3>Baron Trump then I just knew the word Trump. So

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<v Speaker 3>he goes, oh, man, yeah, my daughter. They grew up

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<v Speaker 3>in the mire Iago area, and he said, yeah, my daughter.

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<v Speaker 3>She was always wearing hand me downs from barn So

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<v Speaker 3>a girl was wearing clothes from a six to seven

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<v Speaker 3>baby was Big D.

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<v Speaker 2>Lying, Hum, this is a tough one because it's ob No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because Big D is tall.

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<v Speaker 3>The dude had to have been four feet out of

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<v Speaker 3>the womb.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, Big D was tall.

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<v Speaker 3>Could your kids wear each other's clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they're all around the same height.

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<v Speaker 3>I know my point exactly. Baron Trump and a girl

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<v Speaker 3>were the same height for their first two years of life.

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<v Speaker 2>That happens, it does, yes, but that's why I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm kind of leaning that Big D may not be

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<v Speaker 2>lying on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>But do your boys wear girls clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, here's the thing, right when you have when we

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<v Speaker 2>didn't find out the gender of our.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids, they've been wearing bloopers.

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<v Speaker 2>So they were all gender neutral clothes. They've been wearing bloomers.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all just kind of like easy colors, greens.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa your kids were wearing pink.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we didn't have pink because we didn't know if

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<v Speaker 2>it's a boy or girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Purple.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, it was more like yellows green, WHOA Green's girl? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know about that, neon. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So I could see where if you have an extra

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<v Speaker 2>tall baby, and I would assume Baron was a tall baby.

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<v Speaker 2>No crap, I would assume that Big D's daughter was

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<v Speaker 2>a tall baby. D. That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 4>Big D wasn't lying.

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<v Speaker 3>I just realized that one right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You do like if you have an extra large baby,

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<v Speaker 2>you would probably put a post somewhere and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>my kid is extra big. Does anybody have clothes?

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<v Speaker 3>They trump responded, well, uh yeah, huge, big Uh, we

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<v Speaker 3>got a we got uh, we got a.

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<v Speaker 2>Kid named Baron. We got a kid named Baron, and

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<v Speaker 2>he is.

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<v Speaker 3>My comedian, huge, good guy, good guy. Uh yeah, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>big d Ha Yeah yeah Donald, Yeah, a huge issue.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you have Ah yeah, I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 2>back in mode again. You're almost there.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I'm almost there.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta think of my comedian. Is this a disaster

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<v Speaker 2>so far today? No, it's good? Huge Are you trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do Frank Kellyando's a good guy? He is, he is,

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<v Speaker 2>He's a good guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh so Baron wears the same clothes, Big d Maybe say,

0:21:40.760 --> 0:21:44.280
<v Speaker 3>maybe they wear the clothes. Yeah, okay, good good guy. Yeah, hey,

0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:46.240
<v Speaker 3>a huge.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna go with a big d on this

0:21:49.440 --> 0:21:51.639
<v Speaker 2>that if he grew up in the Mallar Mill, what

0:21:51.680 --> 0:21:54.800
<v Speaker 2>do you wear? Mar Lago? Mere Lago, mere Lago? If

0:21:55.040 --> 0:21:58.480
<v Speaker 2>his daughter grew up there, Baron Trump grew up there.

0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:02.240
<v Speaker 2>This is before up was in politics, so he may

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.320
<v Speaker 2>have been born out and about in the community. It

0:22:04.359 --> 0:22:07.159
<v Speaker 2>may have been not He wasn't as famous then, so

0:22:08.280 --> 0:22:10.520
<v Speaker 2>maybe they ran in the same circles. Yeah, he's a

0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:12.800
<v Speaker 2>good guy, good guy. Maybe they went to the same

0:22:12.960 --> 0:22:16.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, daycare. Maybe I don't know how they crossed paths,

0:22:16.359 --> 0:22:21.000
<v Speaker 2>big d He wasn't lying. Thanks, guys, huge issue. We

0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:22.240
<v Speaker 2>solved it though, mir A Lago.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, Hai, So now Gulf of America.

0:22:25.960 --> 0:22:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Now, how are you gonna respond?

0:22:29.119 --> 0:22:32.800
<v Speaker 3>I'll respond in three days. Give me space. It's the weekend.

0:22:33.680 --> 0:22:35.480
<v Speaker 3>I'm not dealing with that. That's what I woke up to.

0:22:36.040 --> 0:22:36.440
<v Speaker 3>I forgot.

0:22:36.520 --> 0:22:37.640
<v Speaker 2>We're famous, dude, My bad.

0:22:38.440 --> 0:22:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I hey, sometimes I put out those little feelers.

0:22:42.920 --> 0:22:43.840
<v Speaker 3>Podcast is booming.

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<v Speaker 2>But my question is if they did go topless, who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, drop it, Ray, what size it?

0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:57.439
<v Speaker 2>No it? Okay, I'll just drop it. I'll just move on.

0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:58.840
<v Speaker 2>I'll just move on. I'll move on.

0:23:00.119 --> 0:23:02.359
<v Speaker 3>I went from canceling the segment to it talking about

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:03.000
<v Speaker 3>it for ten minutes.

0:23:03.119 --> 0:23:04.160
<v Speaker 2>Exact trumpet.

0:23:04.240 --> 0:23:08.240
<v Speaker 3>That's a terrible one. I gotta listen to my impersonator

0:23:08.240 --> 0:23:12.160
<v Speaker 3>against who's this guy that you don't know. Steve will

0:23:12.160 --> 0:23:13.679
<v Speaker 3>do it, but Steve will do It's best friends with

0:23:13.720 --> 0:23:17.960
<v Speaker 3>this impersonator who does all the motions are everything looks exactly,

0:23:18.000 --> 0:23:22.280
<v Speaker 3>and he goes to like he'll go to freaking Venice

0:23:22.320 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 3>Beach and he'll be like, you know, that's it, and

0:23:24.880 --> 0:23:25.919
<v Speaker 3>he'll just and those.

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:26.679
<v Speaker 2>People hate him.

0:23:26.920 --> 0:23:29.240
<v Speaker 3>California doesn't love President Trump, and so's a lot of

0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:31.119
<v Speaker 3>them will yell at him and cuts at him, and

0:23:31.160 --> 0:23:33.359
<v Speaker 3>he'll be like, what what do you you need us

0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:35.879
<v Speaker 3>to take care of you? Okay, a yeah, yeah, Well

0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:38.600
<v Speaker 3>he acts like he's the president. It's phenomenal. Can't remember

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:40.520
<v Speaker 3>his name, can't remember the impersonation?

0:23:41.200 --> 0:23:43.280
<v Speaker 2>There you go? Oh man, that's great. I mean, I'm

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:44.800
<v Speaker 2>glad I can look him up. If I look up,

0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:45.879
<v Speaker 2>Steve can do it.

0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:47.119
<v Speaker 3>He will do it, and he's all over it.

0:23:47.359 --> 0:23:49.520
<v Speaker 2>And then his friend is the one that does the

0:23:49.560 --> 0:23:52.919
<v Speaker 2>impersonation and goes to Venice Beach and people hate him

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.000
<v Speaker 2>and he still does it. Does it? Got it?

0:23:56.119 --> 0:23:59.560
<v Speaker 3>He's like, yeah, that list, that Epstein list, if you've

0:23:59.560 --> 0:23:59.879
<v Speaker 3>seen it.

0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:02.040
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Have you

0:24:02.080 --> 0:24:04.240
<v Speaker 2>seen it? We'll get that list. We'll get it for.

0:24:04.280 --> 0:24:08.640
<v Speaker 3>You, the real issues.

0:24:09.320 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 5>And he acts like it's him, the dressed like him.

0:24:13.520 --> 0:24:17.560
<v Speaker 5>Yes okay, And he's like, you work, you're a waitress. Ah,

0:24:17.600 --> 0:24:19.760
<v Speaker 5>we got a one big beautiful bill. We're gonna help

0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:21.320
<v Speaker 5>you out. We're gonna get you some money.

0:24:21.480 --> 0:24:26.040
<v Speaker 2>Ah. I love the African American community. And then he

0:24:26.080 --> 0:24:27.280
<v Speaker 2>goes right at these people.

0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:30.880
<v Speaker 3>They're like they talk to him like it's like, no,

0:24:30.920 --> 0:24:31.919
<v Speaker 3>I hate how you do that.

0:24:32.040 --> 0:24:33.080
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I love them.

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:33.679
<v Speaker 3>I love them.

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:40.360
<v Speaker 2>They're great people, great people. I mean, I can see it.

0:24:40.359 --> 0:24:42.600
<v Speaker 2>It's funny. It's funny. We'll take a break, we'll right

0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:48.280
<v Speaker 2>back right. You inspired me, man, I said, I'm gonna

0:24:48.280 --> 0:24:51.280
<v Speaker 2>go play some golf, and so ray I'm went out

0:24:51.320 --> 0:24:53.440
<v Speaker 2>there and you you were scared off by the heat,

0:24:53.520 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 2>right you said you almost quit the game? Was the

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 2>quote you gave me. So I show up to the

0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:02.439
<v Speaker 2>golf course on Wednesday around twelve thirty one o'clock, and

0:25:02.560 --> 0:25:07.400
<v Speaker 2>let me tell you, there is not a soul out

0:25:07.440 --> 0:25:12.160
<v Speaker 2>on that golf course. Muni, local Muni, not that local Muni,

0:25:12.240 --> 0:25:16.360
<v Speaker 2>but another Muni, another one. And I mean there's some

0:25:16.440 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 2>cars in the parking lot. But I saw two dudes

0:25:18.880 --> 0:25:22.240
<v Speaker 2>on one hole. I mean, then like six holes later

0:25:22.280 --> 0:25:25.480
<v Speaker 2>you could see another couple of dudes. It was wide open.

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:28.960
<v Speaker 2>How's it going, dudes. So I walk into the clubhouse

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:31.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, hey, man, I want to play eighteen.

0:25:31.680 --> 0:25:33.960
<v Speaker 2>You guys want a dude up And they're like, oh,

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:36.760
<v Speaker 2>perfect time. And dude, there's a twosome about to tee off.

0:25:36.800 --> 0:25:38.080
<v Speaker 2>You can jump in with them.

0:25:38.560 --> 0:25:40.639
<v Speaker 3>They said, dude, And you're saying dudes and two dudes

0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:42.280
<v Speaker 3>on the courses, just a dude course.

0:25:42.560 --> 0:25:45.320
<v Speaker 2>And well he said two guys. But I just say dudes,

0:25:46.160 --> 0:25:49.840
<v Speaker 2>and those dudes. My whole thought was like he couldn't say, Hey, dude, like,

0:25:50.320 --> 0:25:52.520
<v Speaker 2>there's two dudes about to go out, why don't you

0:25:52.520 --> 0:25:53.840
<v Speaker 2>go ahead and go ahead of them? He's like, why

0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:56.000
<v Speaker 2>don't you jump in with them? I'm a dude, So

0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:57.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, all right. So I go up to the

0:25:57.640 --> 0:26:00.680
<v Speaker 2>first tea box and there's two guys. Hey, how you doing,

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:04.639
<v Speaker 2>man gibbles. I'm Patrick. Another guy is Steven. Nice to

0:26:04.680 --> 0:26:08.000
<v Speaker 2>meet you guys. All right, cool? And Patrick gets up

0:26:08.040 --> 0:26:11.440
<v Speaker 2>there to tee off, does his practice, swings, lines it up.

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:16.399
<v Speaker 2>Here we go swinging a miss, No, no, no, swinging

0:26:16.440 --> 0:26:19.440
<v Speaker 2>a mess. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, all right,

0:26:19.640 --> 0:26:26.240
<v Speaker 2>gets up there again, stands there, swing swinging mess. Okay,

0:26:27.040 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 2>let's do it a third time. Here we go bottom

0:26:29.160 --> 0:26:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Feetter gets up there, does this whole routine, lines it up, backswing,

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>swings in mess, Baser hits the ball and I'm like, bro,

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:41.399
<v Speaker 2>you're out. Like that's three strikes, you're out, Like, come on,

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:43.560
<v Speaker 2>baseball rule. Yeah, I'm like this, we can't do this.

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:44.240
<v Speaker 3>Pitch clock.

0:26:44.520 --> 0:26:46.800
<v Speaker 2>So then he goes up there for a fourth time

0:26:46.840 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 2>and he gets up there, the foul ball boom and

0:26:50.000 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 2>he gets a hold of it about one hundred and fifty.

0:26:52.600 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I'll take feet, oh feet, Okay, I get the joke.

0:26:57.320 --> 0:26:58.919
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'll take one to fifty yards.

0:26:59.000 --> 0:27:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree. Ray, he proceeded to take a twenty

0:27:02.000 --> 0:27:02.400
<v Speaker 2>on the hole.

0:27:03.800 --> 0:27:06.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's double snowman, and then some change.

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:09.960
<v Speaker 2>Now that's a long time. That is a long time

0:27:10.000 --> 0:27:12.119
<v Speaker 2>to be sitting there and waiting on someone. He swung

0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:15.000
<v Speaker 2>and missed three times on the tea box.

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.160
<v Speaker 3>And we're past that. I bet I have a twenty

0:27:17.400 --> 0:27:22.000
<v Speaker 3>somewhere in my long light legacy lineage of golf. Not

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:25.480
<v Speaker 3>any time recently. I always worse his eight. Yeah, we're

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:26.600
<v Speaker 3>hanging in the sixes and seven.

0:27:26.880 --> 0:27:28.760
<v Speaker 2>It was a rough It was a rough start. I

0:27:28.800 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 2>was just like, this is what my day is gonna be.

0:27:31.119 --> 0:27:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Like he swung and missed three times on the tea box,

0:27:33.640 --> 0:27:37.680
<v Speaker 2>and then he proceeded to hit twenty shots to make

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.320
<v Speaker 2>it in the hole. And I'm not saying, hey, if

0:27:40.359 --> 0:27:43.640
<v Speaker 2>you shoot twenty shots whatever. That's your thing, and it's

0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 2>a good thing. He was out there playing when no

0:27:45.280 --> 0:27:46.720
<v Speaker 2>one is out there, or else people would have been

0:27:46.760 --> 0:27:49.439
<v Speaker 2>ready to murder this guy. So we pull up to

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.359
<v Speaker 2>the second tea box and I was like, oh, guys,

0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:53.159
<v Speaker 2>I just got a text from my wife saying that

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.600
<v Speaker 2>I got to pick up the kids. So I'm just

0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:57.240
<v Speaker 2>gonna go ahead and play ahead of you, guys. I

0:27:57.320 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 2>gotta get done pretty quick, prove the text. And Patrick's like, man,

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm really sorry if I'm slowing you down. Man no,

0:28:05.119 --> 0:28:07.480
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, no, no, man, I really you guys

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 2>see my nice guys. It's just my wife just texted

0:28:09.560 --> 0:28:11.760
<v Speaker 2>me that she's got a meeting that just popped up

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:13.400
<v Speaker 2>at work, and so I'm gonna have to go ahead

0:28:13.440 --> 0:28:13.680
<v Speaker 2>and go.

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.280
<v Speaker 3>My wife texted me the whole Colgan die, guys, I

0:28:16.359 --> 0:28:16.920
<v Speaker 3>gotta rush.

0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:18.840
<v Speaker 2>No, No, that was the day before, so she unless

0:28:18.840 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 2>you saw the future, and so I freaking smoking through

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:25.920
<v Speaker 2>the round. Dude, just woo. There's no care in the world,

0:28:26.280 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 2>not anybody in front of me. I mean, just playing

0:28:29.040 --> 0:28:31.640
<v Speaker 2>at my pace. If I mess up, I could drop

0:28:31.680 --> 0:28:34.600
<v Speaker 2>a second ball, hit it again. No one around me,

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:38.240
<v Speaker 2>got it. It was awesome till I drive up to

0:28:38.320 --> 0:28:43.680
<v Speaker 2>number fourteen and there's two guys and they're like, oh, sorry, man,

0:28:43.680 --> 0:28:46.320
<v Speaker 2>there's a single in front of us, and he wouldn't

0:28:46.400 --> 0:28:49.600
<v Speaker 2>let us play through. And I'm like, you caught a single.

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:52.680
<v Speaker 2>That's not good. So we're sitting there and I watched

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:59.000
<v Speaker 2>this guy and he hits it's one armed, Willie, Dude,

0:29:00.040 --> 0:29:01.080
<v Speaker 2>he's playing with one arm.

0:29:01.680 --> 0:29:03.520
<v Speaker 3>The other one's uh. He doesn't think he's good enough

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:04.600
<v Speaker 3>for two or the other ones injured.

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:06.360
<v Speaker 2>No, no, he just he just would swing the club

0:29:06.400 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 2>with one arm. He had two arms, but he would

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:12.280
<v Speaker 2>only swing with one. But that is a thing. It

0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.440
<v Speaker 2>might be a thing. Okay, that's fine.

0:29:14.520 --> 0:29:15.400
<v Speaker 3>It is on Tiktak.

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I understand Tiktak isn't real. So I am watching. So

0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:20.959
<v Speaker 2>we're sitting there watching this guy in front of us

0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:23.800
<v Speaker 2>play with one arm. TikTok is real. So here's the thing.

0:29:23.840 --> 0:29:28.160
<v Speaker 2>Though he would hit it with one arm, they drop another.

0:29:28.440 --> 0:29:30.280
<v Speaker 2>He was playing three balls with one arm.

0:29:30.520 --> 0:29:32.280
<v Speaker 3>You gotta call him out for that, dude, Since when

0:29:32.320 --> 0:29:32.920
<v Speaker 3>are you silent?

0:29:33.000 --> 0:29:35.160
<v Speaker 2>Sally? No, No, we tried. We were like, hey, can

0:29:35.200 --> 0:29:39.120
<v Speaker 2>we play through since you're playing it? No? No, man, no, okay,

0:29:39.720 --> 0:29:42.040
<v Speaker 2>and then he's playing one arm, and so we had

0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:44.600
<v Speaker 2>to sit there for four holes and watch one arm

0:29:44.680 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 2>Willie even though he had two arms, because he would

0:29:48.440 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 2>pick the ball up out of the cup with his

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 2>left arm, but he'd only swing the club with his

0:29:52.600 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 2>right arm.

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:56.480
<v Speaker 3>You gotta be more forceful. You're so you're type A

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:58.640
<v Speaker 3>at work, and then you go to the course.

0:29:58.400 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 2>In your tongue. No no, no, Now, Worry's partner. We'll chill

0:30:02.240 --> 0:30:04.800
<v Speaker 2>and watch. Here's the thing. Is it really worth it

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:06.440
<v Speaker 2>at this point? We only have four.

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Holes to go, right, Yes, but I'm saying if he's

0:30:08.680 --> 0:30:11.920
<v Speaker 3>doing three shots and one armed Willie, that's cause for concern.

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:14.560
<v Speaker 2>The one guy's like, I'm about to hit into this guy.

0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:17.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hit into this guy. And I'm like, guys,

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't know you guys, but man, really, I mean,

0:30:20.360 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 2>what good is it gonna do. It's just gonna make

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 2>one arm Willy mad, like you guys were both. We're

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.120
<v Speaker 2>all out here on a Wednesday afternoon. There's no one

0:30:28.120 --> 0:30:29.720
<v Speaker 2>out here. I don't know how long it took you

0:30:29.800 --> 0:30:31.640
<v Speaker 2>guys to play, but we're on whole number fifteen. I've

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 2>only been playing for an hour and forty five minutes.

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 2>It took me two hours and thirty three minutes to

0:30:38.040 --> 0:30:43.400
<v Speaker 2>play eighteen holes. It's not bad. That is unbelievable. Yeah

0:30:43.680 --> 0:30:47.120
<v Speaker 2>it was. And that's with waiting on one armed Willie

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:49.920
<v Speaker 2>to play his three balls the last four holes with his.

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:52.560
<v Speaker 3>One damn arm you cooked. I cooked.

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:55.120
<v Speaker 2>I mean it wasn't my best round ever. Did I

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 2>play unbelievable? No? Did I make any birdies?

0:30:59.480 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 4>No?

0:31:00.320 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 2>You didn't. No? Yeah, that hurts, But that's okay. I

0:31:05.040 --> 0:31:07.440
<v Speaker 2>mean I had some really good shots and then I

0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:11.000
<v Speaker 2>had some really bad shots. But the heat, man, I

0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:15.000
<v Speaker 2>was like, bring the heat on. Let it be hot outside,

0:31:15.200 --> 0:31:19.520
<v Speaker 2>because what hot does is scares away people. And then

0:31:19.560 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 2>the golf course is your paradise. You can do whatever

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.400
<v Speaker 2>you want on that golf course. Ray, I was hoping

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 2>for lightning. You know what that does those people? Oh okay,

0:31:31.800 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 2>now that is not what I wanted. That's the problem.

0:31:33.680 --> 0:31:37.000
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't want lightning. That would don't no, no, no,

0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:38.960
<v Speaker 2>that would that would ruin the day.

0:31:39.040 --> 0:31:41.640
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen those pictures online when it hit the pins? Yes,

0:31:41.640 --> 0:31:44.080
<v Speaker 3>and the market makes on a golf course, Oh my gosh.

0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:46.520
<v Speaker 3>Obviously never golf when it Now you see why the

0:31:46.560 --> 0:31:48.400
<v Speaker 3>golf courses are strict when it's lightning out.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:50.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why. If it lightning and you're walking, just

0:31:50.840 --> 0:31:52.240
<v Speaker 2>throw your clubs down and walk away.

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 3>Okay, noted, because.

0:31:54.800 --> 0:31:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I remember that one time we were playing and we

0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:57.120
<v Speaker 2>went running back.

0:31:57.320 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 3>Had no idea tree was in your house.

0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:02.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it was a great day at golf. Man,

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:03.080
<v Speaker 2>it was hit.

0:32:03.120 --> 0:32:04.680
<v Speaker 3>A video out of it, guys, check it out on

0:32:04.720 --> 0:32:07.640
<v Speaker 3>our YouTube Sore Losers podcast. Did you really after the fact,

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know your house was broken into by a tree,

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 3>But we were just sitting there at the clubhouse like, man,

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:13.680
<v Speaker 3>storm's crazy out today.

0:32:13.920 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was funny. I mean we were playing at

0:32:15.640 --> 0:32:17.120
<v Speaker 2>the local munion and all of a sudden there comes

0:32:17.120 --> 0:32:19.320
<v Speaker 2>a storm and we're running back to the clubhouse because

0:32:19.320 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 2>it comes barreling in, and my wife calls like, can

0:32:23.400 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 2>you come home? I think a tree branch fell on

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:29.480
<v Speaker 2>the roof, and I'm all right, yeah, I guess I

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:33.040
<v Speaker 2>can come home, And deep down I'm thinking, I mean

0:32:33.120 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 2>a tree branch. You're crying over a tree branch, like

0:32:35.680 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 2>this is the big deal. I'm like, all right, So

0:32:38.680 --> 0:32:40.720
<v Speaker 2>I took the time to go into the clubhouse ask

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:44.880
<v Speaker 2>for my rain check. Get the rain check, walk into

0:32:44.920 --> 0:32:48.160
<v Speaker 2>the car, and she's like, she calls, there's a hole

0:32:48.360 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 2>in the roof. There's a hole in the roof or no.

0:32:51.160 --> 0:32:53.280
<v Speaker 2>She goes, are you almost told me yet? And I'm like,

0:32:53.920 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm just leaving. She goes, okay, hurry. And then I

0:32:56.120 --> 0:32:58.960
<v Speaker 2>get home and there is the biggest damn hole in

0:32:59.000 --> 0:33:02.160
<v Speaker 2>my roof. And I said, hey, why didn't you say

0:33:02.200 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 2>there was a big hole in the roof. I thought

0:33:04.720 --> 0:33:07.640
<v Speaker 2>I did, And I said, no, you said you think

0:33:07.680 --> 0:33:11.920
<v Speaker 2>a tree branch. This is more like a freaking tree.

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:15.560
<v Speaker 2>This is not a tree branch. This is the size

0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:20.680
<v Speaker 2>of a freaking tree on my roof. She's like, I'm sorry,

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. And there was water all in the house.

0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh.

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:29.560
<v Speaker 3>Sorry to bring that up on your birthday, guys. He

0:33:29.640 --> 0:33:31.800
<v Speaker 3>did mention a great point. Always get the rain check

0:33:31.840 --> 0:33:34.040
<v Speaker 3>at the golf course and trim off a couple holes.

0:33:34.160 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 3>If you're on hole fourteen, I just finished nine.

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:39.200
<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what you say, because if you finish fourteen,

0:33:39.200 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>they're giving you nothing. You say nine, if you finished five,

0:33:43.480 --> 0:33:47.720
<v Speaker 2>you finished three, you finished four, you didn't start. You

0:33:47.720 --> 0:33:50.640
<v Speaker 2>were getting hot dogs and missiles that's right. Now, We're

0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:52.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna take a break, and I'm gonna come back and

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 2>tell you about the drama queen I live with right

0:33:54.680 --> 0:34:04.120
<v Speaker 2>after this hot outside, right, but hot is okay? And

0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:07.680
<v Speaker 2>my two kids, uh, baby Box one and Baby Box

0:34:07.720 --> 0:34:10.799
<v Speaker 2>two will be reunited at their elementary school in a

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:14.600
<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks. Baby Box one is going into first grade,

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:18.080
<v Speaker 2>Baby Box two is going into kindergarten. Couldn't be more

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:21.200
<v Speaker 2>proud of those guys. I mean, they are excellent human beings.

0:34:21.360 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 2>I mean everybody gets past. But okay. And they said, hey, Dad, Dad,

0:34:27.520 --> 0:34:31.600
<v Speaker 2>can we ride bikes to our school? I said, look, man,

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:34.279
<v Speaker 2>it's one in thirty in the afternoon. Why wouldn't we

0:34:34.360 --> 0:34:36.680
<v Speaker 2>ride bikes to your school right now in the middle

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:39.320
<v Speaker 2>of summer. Let me grab some waters. We'll throw it

0:34:39.360 --> 0:34:43.960
<v Speaker 2>in the bag and let's go. Am I baby Box like, Dad,

0:34:44.000 --> 0:34:45.839
<v Speaker 2>can I bring my soccer ball so we can play

0:34:45.880 --> 0:34:49.959
<v Speaker 2>some soccer? Absolutely, dude, throw it in the bag. Rock.

0:34:50.880 --> 0:34:54.319
<v Speaker 2>So we go riding the one point six miles to

0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:58.920
<v Speaker 2>the school, and we get there at one forty eight pm.

0:34:59.120 --> 0:35:03.760
<v Speaker 2>It is a fish the ninety five degrees outside sh

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 2>and you look at it, it says eighty six percent humidity,

0:35:08.239 --> 0:35:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and they want to play a little two on one soccer.

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:14.359
<v Speaker 2>Who's you you and two? Verse three? Now me verse

0:35:14.480 --> 0:35:19.680
<v Speaker 2>them two? I'm pating, got it? Sorry? Yeah, Ray, it's

0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:21.879
<v Speaker 2>me and the old one versus the three year old.

0:35:22.000 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 2>It's usually pretty competitive and we need to turn for it.

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.000
<v Speaker 3>Just crunching him twenty to nothing.

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:32.919
<v Speaker 2>Guys, Maybe we switch up the teams next time. I'll

0:35:32.920 --> 0:35:34.120
<v Speaker 2>make you guys back in the house.

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.960
<v Speaker 3>See there, you're forty years older than that dude.

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.640
<v Speaker 2>But hey, when you're forty four, you don't miss you

0:35:41.680 --> 0:35:43.200
<v Speaker 2>miss the jokes. Okay, you know what I mean, Like

0:35:43.239 --> 0:35:47.319
<v Speaker 2>your brain doesn't work as fast. Shut up. So we

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:50.560
<v Speaker 2>play some soccer, and we're playing full field, up and down,

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:54.040
<v Speaker 2>up and down, up and down. Oh, we gotta get

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:56.880
<v Speaker 2>some water. We gotta get some water. All right, we

0:35:57.000 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>get some water. Then they want to play on the playground,

0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:01.839
<v Speaker 2>and play on the playground. Kick the soccer ball over,

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:05.440
<v Speaker 2>back and forth over the playground. Then baby box one's like,

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:08.120
<v Speaker 2>we got to finish our soccer game, all right, let's

0:36:08.160 --> 0:36:11.439
<v Speaker 2>go play running back and forth, back and forth, back

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.320
<v Speaker 2>and forth, back and forth. We're there a good hour

0:36:15.120 --> 0:36:17.960
<v Speaker 2>running around in the ninety five degree heat, eighty eight

0:36:18.000 --> 0:36:21.719
<v Speaker 2>percent humidity. They're starting to sweat like and they're starting

0:36:21.760 --> 0:36:23.919
<v Speaker 2>to turn red in the face. And I'm like, all right, boys,

0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:28.879
<v Speaker 2>should we head home? No, I want to play some more.

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 2>And he goes and kicks the ball one more time,

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:37.840
<v Speaker 2>and then baby Box comes over and goes, Dad, I

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:44.840
<v Speaker 2>think we need to go, And I'm like, why, Dad?

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Really hot? Yes? Dad, I don't know what it means,

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:55.200
<v Speaker 2>but I think I'm overheating. Yep. I'm like, oh, okay.

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:57.080
<v Speaker 3>Cat does it all the time. She hasta then lay

0:36:57.200 --> 0:36:59.439
<v Speaker 3>down and she'll try to lick herself to cool off.

0:36:59.520 --> 0:37:01.520
<v Speaker 2>And I said, alright, let's let's go ahead and go home. Man,

0:37:01.600 --> 0:37:03.320
<v Speaker 2>let's let's let's ride our bikes.

0:37:03.400 --> 0:37:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Smells like a lawmoar when she sweats because she has

0:37:05.760 --> 0:37:06.640
<v Speaker 3>for back to you.

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:09.040
<v Speaker 2>And so we start riding our bikes and I mean

0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:13.640
<v Speaker 2>we've gone a block. I'm like, how you doing, Bud, Buddy?

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:17.200
<v Speaker 2>You okay? What the baby Box one? Are you okay?

0:37:17.880 --> 0:37:21.640
<v Speaker 3>What the hogan? Uh uh?

0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Dad? I can't talk, dude, Get him on your back,

0:37:25.480 --> 0:37:30.040
<v Speaker 2>ditch the bike, Mike, What do you mean you can't talk? Dad?

0:37:30.600 --> 0:37:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Is it is it good to overheat? I think I'm overheating. Dad.

0:37:36.040 --> 0:37:39.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, you've been outside for one hour, like

0:37:39.200 --> 0:37:41.520
<v Speaker 2>it's not like we've been outside for three weeks.

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:44.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm with him. I felt it with Big d No. No, no, no,

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:46.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm with the kid.

0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 2>He had two bottles of water in that hour that

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:53.640
<v Speaker 2>we were outside, and he is acting like he is

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 2>walking across the Sahara Desert. I'm like, budd, it's okay, man,

0:37:58.200 --> 0:38:00.799
<v Speaker 2>and get on your camel and let's go. And he's like, Dan,

0:38:00.960 --> 0:38:02.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'm gonna be able to talk the rest

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:06.640
<v Speaker 2>of the way home. I'm like, why why button? He

0:38:06.680 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 2>goes Cuz if I talk, I'm just gonna overheat more.

0:38:11.400 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, okay, okay. So we get to the

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:17.720
<v Speaker 2>golf course, which is three blocks from the school.

0:38:17.920 --> 0:38:20.479
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so he can see it ray, he can see

0:38:20.480 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 3>the castle over the moat.

0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:24.440
<v Speaker 2>We No, no, he can see his school from the

0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:27.080
<v Speaker 2>golf course. The golf course from his school. He can

0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:29.720
<v Speaker 2>see your house from three blocks away. No, the golf course,

0:38:30.719 --> 0:38:31.280
<v Speaker 2>the muni.

0:38:31.520 --> 0:38:31.920
<v Speaker 3>Holy.

0:38:33.719 --> 0:38:35.600
<v Speaker 2>So we drive out onto the golf course and stop

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 2>at one of the water coolers. It's rich, rich, and

0:38:39.080 --> 0:38:42.319
<v Speaker 2>there's golfers there and I'm and he's and I'm like, sorry, guys,

0:38:42.320 --> 0:38:46.360
<v Speaker 2>he's overheating. He's yeah, we're at the MUNI. Hey, what

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:50.360
<v Speaker 2>dude's this kid doing drinking our water? Du We're on

0:38:50.400 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 2>the cart path Okay, I mean we're on the cart

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>path and we are at the water cooler. There's three

0:38:56.520 --> 0:38:59.400
<v Speaker 2>golf carts at the water cooler and I'm like, guys, sorry,

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.680
<v Speaker 2>we've ridden the whole three blocks. This guy's gonna overheat.

0:39:01.719 --> 0:39:04.520
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, are you okay, Bud? And he just

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 2>I was like, he can't talk because he thinks that's

0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:07.480
<v Speaker 2>gonna overheat him more.

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:10.120
<v Speaker 3>Here you go, man, have a Miller highlife bandy bro.

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:13.920
<v Speaker 2>And I mean he drinks some of the water. He

0:39:14.080 --> 0:39:18.399
<v Speaker 2>powers through. He's like, okay, Dad, I think I can

0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:22.840
<v Speaker 2>pet him more. I'm like, okay, Bud, we start rolling.

0:39:23.120 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>Baby Box two is not complaining about anything. He's having

0:39:25.520 --> 0:39:28.120
<v Speaker 2>the time of his life. He's pouring water on his head.

0:39:28.160 --> 0:39:30.160
<v Speaker 2>He's having a blast. I'm like, Babybox one and you

0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:31.919
<v Speaker 2>want some water and hit no.

0:39:32.160 --> 0:39:33.759
<v Speaker 3>He just walked won the MLS cup.

0:39:34.160 --> 0:39:36.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I'm like all right. So we get home,

0:39:37.600 --> 0:39:39.879
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I need to lay down the couch. Dad,

0:39:39.920 --> 0:39:42.439
<v Speaker 2>I need to lay down the couch. I'm like all right,

0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:45.160
<v Speaker 2>and he goes, Dad, can I have a wet wash cloth?

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Can have a wet wash cloth? And I'm like okay.

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:51.799
<v Speaker 2>He's like he puts it on his neck. He goes, Dad,

0:39:52.160 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I really need you to help me put it on

0:39:53.520 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 2>my head. I'm like, you're seven years old, dude, you

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:59.760
<v Speaker 2>can put it on your head, like you can put

0:39:59.840 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 2>the wash cloth on your head. Goes, I don't know

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:06.759
<v Speaker 2>if I can do it. I'm overheating. I'm like, all right,

0:40:06.800 --> 0:40:09.160
<v Speaker 2>so I put it on his head. We have popsicles.

0:40:10.160 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Go sorry, Dad, that popsicle made me feel kind of okay.

0:40:15.000 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 2>But I think I think I need one more popsicle

0:40:18.560 --> 0:40:22.360
<v Speaker 2>to stop the overheating. Smart And I'm like, a, I

0:40:22.400 --> 0:40:25.799
<v Speaker 2>think we're good. I think we're good. And he goes, no, Dad, No,

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:29.359
<v Speaker 2>I mean really, that one more possticle, that one more

0:40:29.400 --> 0:40:32.319
<v Speaker 2>popsticle is going to do it? All right? Here, here's

0:40:32.320 --> 0:40:37.919
<v Speaker 2>one more popsicle as another popsicle he goes. He goes, Dad,

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:39.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I think that's the key to not overheating

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:40.799
<v Speaker 2>is having popsicles.

0:40:40.920 --> 0:40:41.520
<v Speaker 3>Smart kid.

0:40:41.960 --> 0:40:43.960
<v Speaker 2>He's like, thank you, Dad. Like, next time we go

0:40:43.960 --> 0:40:45.560
<v Speaker 2>to the playground, though, Dad, I think you need to

0:40:45.600 --> 0:40:47.240
<v Speaker 2>bring popsicles so we don't overheat.

0:40:48.280 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 3>That's America, man, worn to laugh at yourself and Butter.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:54.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, dude, do you understand? And he's like, Dad,

0:40:54.320 --> 0:40:55.600
<v Speaker 2>that was that was a hard day. That was a

0:40:55.640 --> 0:40:57.279
<v Speaker 2>hard day. I was like, we were going for an hour.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:59.040
<v Speaker 2>How do you think I'd be able to come home

0:40:59.040 --> 0:41:02.799
<v Speaker 2>from work? It was a hard day. It wasn't that difficult.

0:41:02.840 --> 0:41:06.439
<v Speaker 2>We just went to the playground. And that's the DEVI

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:11.239
<v Speaker 2>I live with. Man, I've never seen someone so ridiculously

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:11.960
<v Speaker 2>out of control.

0:41:12.120 --> 0:41:14.080
<v Speaker 3>Hey, before we go, I wanted to read a card

0:41:14.239 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 3>Arnold wrote you for your brother.

0:41:15.560 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, please read it.

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:20.520
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty short and sweet, but it goes de Lunchbox.

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:23.719
<v Speaker 2>He gave it to me. I'm reading in his vook. Okay,

0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:26.280
<v Speaker 2>thank you, dear Lunchbox.

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 3>As a small gift of appreciation for me and Susan

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:35.640
<v Speaker 3>on your birthday, I am allowing you to sleep with Abby.

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 3>Oh and then there's a ps.

0:41:39.880 --> 0:41:49.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, ps I get to watch Arnold Arnold. I don't

0:41:49.440 --> 0:41:50.920
<v Speaker 2>even know what to say, man, that that would make

0:41:50.960 --> 0:41:54.120
<v Speaker 2>our work working relationship a little weird. I don't know

0:41:54.120 --> 0:41:57.400
<v Speaker 2>if my wife would appreciate that. Uh yeah, I don't know.

0:41:57.640 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 2>Happy birthday to me. Yeah, that one was all over

0:42:01.640 --> 0:42:03.719
<v Speaker 2>the place, dude. I think it was good. I think

0:42:03.719 --> 0:42:06.160
<v Speaker 2>it was good too. Man. I'll tell you what, was

0:42:06.200 --> 0:42:07.279
<v Speaker 2>this our best one of the week.

0:42:07.520 --> 0:42:12.840
<v Speaker 3>I bet that celebration birthday celebration video twenty thousand views

0:42:12.960 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 3>and we are back on YouTube, baby, and we got

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:16.680
<v Speaker 3>to put it on instet, we got to put it

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:18.439
<v Speaker 3>on a reel. We'll put it all over the place.

0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:20.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. That was a good one, man. And I gotta

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 2>tell you what. I got a head straight to the bathroom, man,

0:42:22.520 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 2>all right, man, yeah, I gotta I gotta go number two. Okay, yeah,

0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:28.040
<v Speaker 2>all right? Was that? What?

0:42:28.040 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:29.680
<v Speaker 2>What? What are we putting up on the weekend pod

0:42:29.719 --> 0:42:32.439
<v Speaker 2>Man Monday? This one? This one? All right? You gotta

0:42:32.480 --> 0:42:34.359
<v Speaker 2>do some bleeping at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, all right,