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Speaker 2: That's great.

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Speaker 3: That's the breath I came in the room.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it's a Visa.

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Speaker 2: Oh dude. Oh, I was recording both of We want

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Speaker 2: to just keep rolling. That was hilarious. We'll stop dying

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Speaker 2: so we have that clip for sure. That was hilarious. Oh,

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Speaker 3: And I'm rolling on the other one. If we want

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Speaker 3: to just keep going, get in here, Visa.

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Speaker 2: I did the same time. I did the same thing, dude.

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Speaker 4: Happy birthday, stars shining.

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Speaker 2: I'm having a frat party this week. There's one left

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Speaker 2: wants to shoot it. Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: We literally like, Visa, did someone get shot?

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Speaker 2: I thought so too. We literally thought it was a guy.

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Speaker 2: I said, oh all that. I was like, I hope

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Speaker 2: you have to clean this up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell Anna.

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Speaker 2: Okay, good luck with that. She'll tell you to this

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Speaker 2: is Oh that got me good dude. That was hilarious.

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Speaker 2: I got this beast. We can just keep this rolling.

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Speaker 2: What other beasts were you recording with? I was doing

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Speaker 2: the video and then the audio. Oh wow, okay, dude,

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Speaker 2: that was crazy.

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Speaker 3: I came around the corner and I saw you and

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Speaker 3: I was like, I gotta get in the room and

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Speaker 3: Oh god, Oh all right, we'll have to do the math.

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Speaker 3: I can give you a I'll give you the numbers,

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Speaker 3: but i'll sub subtract, like the beginning of it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you don't want to just leave it in there.

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Speaker 3: It's like complete dead air for three minutes. All right,

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Speaker 3: Oh dude, you gotta let me recover for a second.

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Speaker 2: Holy crap, that was That was great, dude.

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Speaker 3: So I did these same party poppers for Baser and

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Speaker 2: Where did you get those? Awesome? And they are so cool,

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Speaker 2: so loud, and that's a lot of confetti. I want

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Speaker 2: you think they are six bucks?

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Speaker 3: Three bucks? No way, freaking dynamite and a can for

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Speaker 2: Guys, it's called a confetti cannon. Oh my twist popper

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Speaker 2: Lancer Dey confettis unique confetti canon. This is great, dude.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: I have to say, are we recording? Are we doing video?

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Speaker 2: Do I need to no? Because I thought we were

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Speaker 2: gonna try to do that program But it doesn't matter. Yeah, anyway, dude,

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Speaker 2: you want to know what's on the menu today.

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Speaker 3: I don't want you distracted with your damn hitting the numbers.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you want to know what's on the menu today. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I live with the drama queen. Another rendition of.

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Speaker 4: Was Big ding.

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Speaker 3: And and an other update with that one.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh oh god, and Lunchbox hits the golf course thankfully.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, it was a drama filled day on the course.

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Speaker 2: It was amazing, It was awesome. And yeah, man, it's

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Speaker 2: my birthday. Happy birthday to Oscar, Happy birthday to Justin,

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Amy, Happy birthday to Sydney. Everybody that

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Speaker 2: shares a birthday. July twenty fifth today is your day.

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Speaker 3: Gotta say, pretty popular birthday day.

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Speaker 2: Pretty wild that I have that many friends that have

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Speaker 3: Well, and then on my birthday Arnold's chick Abby. I

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Speaker 2: That's why.

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Speaker 3: Then I have a co worker the exact same day

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Speaker 2: I mean the coworker that stands right to your left

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Speaker 3: And to make sure I didn't turn anything off when

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Speaker 2: get to the menu. I know, but we got to

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Speaker 2: start the show. Show like you gotta do the the No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: We can jack with somebody. Oh my god, scare the crap.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, you thought you got twice.

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Speaker 2: I did. I said, dude, I said the S word.

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Speaker 2: I said the S word so loud. Oh man, all right,

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Speaker 2: That is so good, so good.

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Speaker 3: I'm shooting a confetti cannon at you in our forties.

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Speaker 2: Who cares?

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Speaker 3: And my heart was beating through my chest because literally,

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Speaker 2: And then at Viza, because you didn't want to miss

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Speaker 2: It sounded like a gunshot, and that sounds like.

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Speaker 3: there's no broken glass.

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Speaker 3: But there's so many windows that you would have heard

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Speaker 2: You're probably right, that's a good point. All right, We're

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Speaker 4: Oh the one, two, three sore losers?

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 3: It is Sizin ray Mundo from the North Alpha male Basers,

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Speaker 3: my wife. We live on the north side of Nashville.

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Speaker 3: Indian Lake is a beautiful community. We got two point

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Speaker 2: I did get a text from Justin and it said, Hey,

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Speaker 3: And you want to know the backstory on that one. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So that's how I got in. Yeah, that's what I'm

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Speaker 3: He knew you weren't did it come? But he goes, Hey,

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Speaker 3: I booked this place for eight and we have six.

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Speaker 3: You think that's gonna be a problem. They were gonna

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Speaker 2: No, they don't charge you per chair. They just have

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Speaker 3: But these places now in Nashville, they hit the card

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Speaker 3: if you brillily. Yeah, that's why you put one on file.

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Speaker 3: So bays are always asking us a day before, okay,

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Speaker 3: everybody for sure coming, they'll pop you for fifty Oh

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Speaker 3: oh you're if they're not coming, we're gonna fake like

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Speaker 3: we have invisible friends because I'm not getting hit for fifty. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I would just be like, hey, random guyn the street,

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Speaker 2: come on, come out brunch with us. Man, you don't

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Speaker 3: Well that's what Justin said. He goes, hey, we need

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Speaker 3: to seat Phil for his fortieth. He doesn't even have

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Speaker 3: got It's the reason I said birthday thing. She's got

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's my birthday today. And Baby Box two, who

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Speaker 2: will be on the pod Monday, said Dan, is it

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Speaker 2: okay if we get a chocolate cake? And I'm like what,

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Speaker 3: Well, in my interesting you said that somebody wanted to

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Speaker 3: this tigers Detroit Tigers game for your birthday. It would

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Speaker 2: Right, that's a good point. That's a great win. Is

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Speaker 3: The Tigers will be well without by the time of

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Speaker 3: his December. Yeah, they'll be licking their wounds after a

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Speaker 2: Dude, they are ice cold?

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Speaker 3: How cold?

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Speaker 4: Ice cold?

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Speaker 3: I had my dad got He gives me updates every

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Speaker 3: And I said, wait on the tickets when we're going

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Speaker 3: I said, never seen a team so hot go this cold.

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Speaker 3: And he said, sorry, everything is purchased and in place

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Speaker 3: for that weekend, so you better keep rooting for those Tigers.

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Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. The entire team is in a hole and

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Speaker 2: I mean Scooball is amazing, And yeah, so I do

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Speaker 3: You're right, we never ate cheesecake as kids. It's something sour.

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Speaker 3: Man to go food and you're rushed too. If it's

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Speaker 2: No, there's no checking it the drive through. Usually if

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Speaker 3: This story may not have an ending, but just reminding me.

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Speaker 3: midday Mike.

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Speaker 2: Crazy guy. It was fun man.

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Speaker 3: He would go party all night and then come in

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Speaker 3: He'd always order food, we'd do drive throughs. He got

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Speaker 2: Like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 3: Come This is how he starts his day. He's like,

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Speaker 2: And you forget the.

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Speaker 2: See. I thought Midday Mike was gonna turn on the

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Speaker 3: I tried looking it up. He definitely got fired because

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Speaker 3: He got let go. He was originally always from Chicago.

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Speaker 3: His last name was impossible to spell it. Krusiers Hiinsky,

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Speaker 2: You're telling me he's the guy that came became the

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Speaker 3: No, but if anybody can find this dude radio it

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Speaker 3: He went hard every night. So it was eventually gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Gotta be Hey, midday, Mike, if you're listening, hit us up.

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Speaker 2: We are the sore losers at gmail dot com. Uh,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna take a break and I do you want

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Speaker 2: to go update first? What do you want to do?

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Speaker 2: We can do update. We'll be right back. Yo. What's

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Speaker 2: the update?

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Speaker 1: Man?

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Speaker 3: Hey, so you're writing these time down there, We'll just

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it already got it already got it.

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Speaker 3: They had no more shop talk though these people. It's

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Speaker 4: What was Big d Liing?

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Speaker 3: I get hit up by him and something to the

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Speaker 3: what should I respond back?

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Speaker 2: Dang, dude, didn't know I was that famous? No, you

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Speaker 2: reply it? Well? Did she? So? Or you say, hey,

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Speaker 2: can you send me a pick? So I know you approved?

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Speaker 2: So we so we can end the segment was Big

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Speaker 3: Socials our biggest segment. I think we got to cancel it.

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Speaker 3: There is one more. Yeah, I know, I know, but

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Speaker 2: I didn't even put it in the title last time.

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Speaker 4: Was Big d Lie?

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Speaker 2: So are you guys still cool?

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Speaker 3: I haven't responded, I dude, I put that I'll shelve

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Speaker 3: that stuff till two days. So he texted you on

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Speaker 2: Not dealing with it.

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Speaker 3: My name's Ben and I and in it my name

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Speaker 2: I think you are kind of involved. So he said, hey, man,

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Speaker 3: Was He mad, Blank has friends texting her asking if

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Speaker 3: Then somebody else goes or, and then he goes I

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Speaker 2: They're enough tailspin? Oh man, are we sure we want

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Speaker 2: to play this game? Yeah, because it's fine? Okay, all right,

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Speaker 4: Me hear it was Big D.

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Speaker 3: Like so one of his kids and Baron Trump were

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Speaker 2: Okay, Baron Trump is the kid that's at one of

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Speaker 2: Does he still go there?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but more known for being President Trump's kid.

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Speaker 2: I understand. But in the news it says, oh, Baron

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Speaker 2: No, he's in like college. I think, yeah, this really

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, how tall is he? I don't know, so

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Speaker 3: I think Big D didn't know that I knew about

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Speaker 3: he goes, oh, man, yeah, my daughter. They grew up

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Speaker 3: She was always wearing hand me downs from barn So

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Speaker 2: Lying, Hum, this is a tough one because it's ob No, no,

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Speaker 2: because Big D is tall.

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Speaker 3: The dude had to have been four feet out of

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, Big D was tall.

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Speaker 3: Could your kids wear each other's clothes?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're all around the same height.

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Speaker 3: I know my point exactly. Baron Trump and a girl

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Speaker 2: That happens, it does, yes, but that's why I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: But do your boys wear girls clothes?

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Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing, right when you have when we

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Speaker 3: Kids, they've been wearing bloopers.

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Speaker 2: So they were all gender neutral clothes. They've been wearing bloomers.

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Speaker 2: They were all just kind of like easy colors, greens.

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Speaker 3: Whoa your kids were wearing pink.

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Speaker 2: No, we didn't have pink because we didn't know if

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Speaker 2: it's a boy or girl.

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Speaker 3: Purple.

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Speaker 2: Uh No, it was more like yellows green, WHOA Green's girl? Oh,

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that, neon. That's what I'm saying.

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00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:32,160
Speaker 2: So I could see where if you have an extra

438
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 2: tall baby, and I would assume Baron was a tall baby.

439
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:39,919
Speaker 2: No crap, I would assume that Big D's daughter was

440
00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,240
Speaker 2: a tall baby. D. That's what I'm saying.

441
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,199
Speaker 4: Big D wasn't lying.

442
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 3: I just realized that one right now.

443
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,080
Speaker 2: You do like if you have an extra large baby,

444
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 2: you would probably put a post somewhere and be like, hey,

445
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,520
Speaker 2: my kid is extra big. Does anybody have clothes?

446
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 3: They trump responded, well, uh yeah, huge, big Uh, we

447
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 3: got a we got uh, we got a.

448
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 2: Kid named Baron. We got a kid named Baron, and

449
00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:09,600
Speaker 2: he is.

450
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 3: My comedian, huge, good guy, good guy. Uh yeah, hey,

451
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:19,560
Speaker 3: big d Ha Yeah yeah Donald, Yeah, a huge issue.

452
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:22,840
Speaker 2: I heard you have Ah yeah, I'm trying to get

453
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,720
Speaker 2: back in mode again. You're almost there.

454
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:25,439
Speaker 3: I know I'm almost there.

455
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,560
Speaker 2: I gotta think of my comedian. Is this a disaster

456
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 2: so far today? No, it's good? Huge Are you trying

457
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: to do Frank Kellyando's a good guy? He is, he is,

458
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:34,880
Speaker 2: He's a good guy.

459
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 3: Uh so Baron wears the same clothes, Big d Maybe say,

460
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:44,280
Speaker 3: maybe they wear the clothes. Yeah, okay, good good guy. Yeah, hey,

461
00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 3: a huge.

462
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,239
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go with a big d on this

463
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:51,639
Speaker 2: that if he grew up in the Mallar Mill, what

464
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:54,800
Speaker 2: do you wear? Mar Lago? Mere Lago, mere Lago? If

465
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,480
Speaker 2: his daughter grew up there, Baron Trump grew up there.

466
00:21:59,080 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 2: This is before up was in politics, so he may

467
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: have been born out and about in the community. It

468
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 2: may have been not He wasn't as famous then, so

469
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:10,520
Speaker 2: maybe they ran in the same circles. Yeah, he's a

470
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 2: good guy, good guy. Maybe they went to the same

471
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:16,160
Speaker 2: you know, daycare. Maybe I don't know how they crossed paths,

472
00:22:16,359 --> 00:22:21,000
Speaker 2: big d He wasn't lying. Thanks, guys, huge issue. We

473
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,240
Speaker 2: solved it though, mir A Lago.

474
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Hai, So now Gulf of America.

475
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,240
Speaker 2: Now, how are you gonna respond?

476
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,800
Speaker 3: I'll respond in three days. Give me space. It's the weekend.

477
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,480
Speaker 3: I'm not dealing with that. That's what I woke up to.

478
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 3: I forgot.

479
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:37,640
Speaker 2: We're famous, dude, My bad.

480
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I hey, sometimes I put out those little feelers.

481
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 3: Podcast is booming.

482
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,479
Speaker 2: But my question is if they did go topless, who cares?

483
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: Okay, drop it, Ray, what size it?

484
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 2: No it? Okay, I'll just drop it. I'll just move on.

485
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:58,840
Speaker 2: I'll just move on. I'll move on.

486
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:02,359
Speaker 3: I went from canceling the segment to it talking about

487
00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 3: it for ten minutes.

488
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: Exact trumpet.

489
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 3: That's a terrible one. I gotta listen to my impersonator

490
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 3: against who's this guy that you don't know. Steve will

491
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,679
Speaker 3: do it, but Steve will do It's best friends with

492
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 3: this impersonator who does all the motions are everything looks exactly,

493
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,280
Speaker 3: and he goes to like he'll go to freaking Venice

494
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 3: Beach and he'll be like, you know, that's it, and

495
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,919
Speaker 3: he'll just and those.

496
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,679
Speaker 2: People hate him.

497
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,240
Speaker 3: California doesn't love President Trump, and so's a lot of

498
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 3: them will yell at him and cuts at him, and

499
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 3: he'll be like, what what do you you need us

500
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 3: to take care of you? Okay, a yeah, yeah, Well

501
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 3: he acts like he's the president. It's phenomenal. Can't remember

502
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 3: his name, can't remember the impersonation?

503
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 2: There you go? Oh man, that's great. I mean, I'm

504
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 2: glad I can look him up. If I look up,

505
00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 2: Steve can do it.

506
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:47,119
Speaker 3: He will do it, and he's all over it.

507
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 2: And then his friend is the one that does the

508
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:52,919
Speaker 2: impersonation and goes to Venice Beach and people hate him

509
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 2: and he still does it. Does it? Got it?

510
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, that list, that Epstein list, if you've

511
00:23:59,560 --> 00:23:59,879
Speaker 3: seen it.

512
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Have you

513
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: seen it? We'll get that list. We'll get it for.

514
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,640
Speaker 3: You, the real issues.

515
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 5: And he acts like it's him, the dressed like him.

516
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 5: Yes okay, And he's like, you work, you're a waitress. Ah,

517
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 5: we got a one big beautiful bill. We're gonna help

518
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 5: you out. We're gonna get you some money.

519
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:26,040
Speaker 2: Ah. I love the African American community. And then he

520
00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: goes right at these people.

521
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 3: They're like they talk to him like it's like, no,

522
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,919
Speaker 3: I hate how you do that.

523
00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 2: He's like, I love them.

524
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 3: I love them.

525
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:40,360
Speaker 2: They're great people, great people. I mean, I can see it.

526
00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 2: It's funny. It's funny. We'll take a break, we'll right

527
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 2: back right. You inspired me, man, I said, I'm gonna

528
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 2: go play some golf, and so ray I'm went out

529
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,440
Speaker 2: there and you you were scared off by the heat,

530
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 2: right you said you almost quit the game? Was the

531
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: quote you gave me. So I show up to the

532
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 2: golf course on Wednesday around twelve thirty one o'clock, and

533
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,400
Speaker 2: let me tell you, there is not a soul out

534
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 2: on that golf course. Muni, local Muni, not that local Muni,

535
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:16,360
Speaker 2: but another Muni, another one. And I mean there's some

536
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: cars in the parking lot. But I saw two dudes

537
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 2: on one hole. I mean, then like six holes later

538
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: you could see another couple of dudes. It was wide open.

539
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:28,960
Speaker 2: How's it going, dudes. So I walk into the clubhouse

540
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:31,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, man, I want to play eighteen.

541
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,960
Speaker 2: You guys want a dude up And they're like, oh,

542
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 2: perfect time. And dude, there's a twosome about to tee off.

543
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 2: You can jump in with them.

544
00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:40,639
Speaker 3: They said, dude, And you're saying dudes and two dudes

545
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:42,280
Speaker 3: on the courses, just a dude course.

546
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 2: And well he said two guys. But I just say dudes,

547
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 2: and those dudes. My whole thought was like he couldn't say, Hey, dude, like,

548
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 2: there's two dudes about to go out, why don't you

549
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 2: go ahead and go ahead of them? He's like, why

550
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: don't you jump in with them? I'm a dude, So

551
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right. So I go up to the

552
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,680
Speaker 2: first tea box and there's two guys. Hey, how you doing,

553
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 2: man gibbles. I'm Patrick. Another guy is Steven. Nice to

554
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 2: meet you guys. All right, cool? And Patrick gets up

555
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 2: there to tee off, does his practice, swings, lines it up.

556
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 2: Here we go swinging a miss, No, no, no, swinging

557
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 2: a mess. All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, all right,

558
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 2: gets up there again, stands there, swing swinging mess. Okay,

559
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 2: let's do it a third time. Here we go bottom

560
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:35,680
Speaker 2: Feetter gets up there, does this whole routine, lines it up, backswing,

561
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: swings in mess, Baser hits the ball and I'm like, bro,

562
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,399
Speaker 2: you're out. Like that's three strikes, you're out, Like, come on,

563
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 2: baseball rule. Yeah, I'm like this, we can't do this.

564
00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: Pitch clock.

565
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 2: So then he goes up there for a fourth time

566
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 2: and he gets up there, the foul ball boom and

567
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,080
Speaker 2: he gets a hold of it about one hundred and fifty.

568
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 2: I'll take feet, oh feet, Okay, I get the joke.

569
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll take one to fifty yards.

570
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. Ray, he proceeded to take a twenty

571
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 2: on the hole.

572
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's double snowman, and then some change.

573
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 2: Now that's a long time. That is a long time

574
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 2: to be sitting there and waiting on someone. He swung

575
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 2: and missed three times on the tea box.

576
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,160
Speaker 3: And we're past that. I bet I have a twenty

577
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 3: somewhere in my long light legacy lineage of golf. Not

578
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 3: any time recently. I always worse his eight. Yeah, we're

579
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:26,600
Speaker 3: hanging in the sixes and seven.

580
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:28,760
Speaker 2: It was a rough It was a rough start. I

581
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 2: was just like, this is what my day is gonna be.

582
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 2: Like he swung and missed three times on the tea box,

583
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 2: and then he proceeded to hit twenty shots to make

584
00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 2: it in the hole. And I'm not saying, hey, if

585
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: you shoot twenty shots whatever. That's your thing, and it's

586
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,240
Speaker 2: a good thing. He was out there playing when no

587
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: one is out there, or else people would have been

588
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,439
Speaker 2: ready to murder this guy. So we pull up to

589
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 2: the second tea box and I was like, oh, guys,

590
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:53,159
Speaker 2: I just got a text from my wife saying that

591
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,600
Speaker 2: I got to pick up the kids. So I'm just

592
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 2: gonna go ahead and play ahead of you, guys. I

593
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 2: gotta get done pretty quick, prove the text. And Patrick's like, man,

594
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry if I'm slowing you down. Man no,

595
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, no, man, I really you guys

596
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 2: see my nice guys. It's just my wife just texted

597
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 2: me that she's got a meeting that just popped up

598
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:13,400
Speaker 2: at work, and so I'm gonna have to go ahead

599
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 2: and go.

600
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 3: My wife texted me the whole Colgan die, guys, I

601
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: gotta rush.

602
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,840
Speaker 2: No, No, that was the day before, so she unless

603
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 2: you saw the future, and so I freaking smoking through

604
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 2: the round. Dude, just woo. There's no care in the world,

605
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 2: not anybody in front of me. I mean, just playing

606
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 2: at my pace. If I mess up, I could drop

607
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 2: a second ball, hit it again. No one around me,

608
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 2: got it. It was awesome till I drive up to

609
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:43,680
Speaker 2: number fourteen and there's two guys and they're like, oh, sorry, man,

610
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: there's a single in front of us, and he wouldn't

611
00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 2: let us play through. And I'm like, you caught a single.

612
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 2: That's not good. So we're sitting there and I watched

613
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: this guy and he hits it's one armed, Willie, Dude,

614
00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: he's playing with one arm.

615
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 3: The other one's uh. He doesn't think he's good enough

616
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,600
Speaker 3: for two or the other ones injured.

617
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 2: No, no, he just he just would swing the club

618
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: with one arm. He had two arms, but he would

619
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 2: only swing with one. But that is a thing. It

620
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 2: might be a thing. Okay, that's fine.

621
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:15,400
Speaker 3: It is on Tiktak.

622
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 2: I understand Tiktak isn't real. So I am watching. So

623
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 2: we're sitting there watching this guy in front of us

624
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: play with one arm. TikTok is real. So here's the thing.

625
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 2: Though he would hit it with one arm, they drop another.

626
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 2: He was playing three balls with one arm.

627
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 3: You gotta call him out for that, dude, Since when

628
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 3: are you silent?

629
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 2: Sally? No, No, we tried. We were like, hey, can

630
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: we play through since you're playing it? No? No, man, no, okay,

631
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 2: and then he's playing one arm, and so we had

632
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: to sit there for four holes and watch one arm

633
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 2: Willie even though he had two arms, because he would

634
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 2: pick the ball up out of the cup with his

635
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: left arm, but he'd only swing the club with his

636
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 2: right arm.

637
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 3: You gotta be more forceful. You're so you're type A

638
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 3: at work, and then you go to the course.

639
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 2: In your tongue. No no, no, Now, Worry's partner. We'll chill

640
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: and watch. Here's the thing. Is it really worth it

641
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 2: at this point? We only have four.

642
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 3: Holes to go, right, Yes, but I'm saying if he's

643
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,920
Speaker 3: doing three shots and one armed Willie, that's cause for concern.

644
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,560
Speaker 2: The one guy's like, I'm about to hit into this guy.

645
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hit into this guy. And I'm like, guys,

646
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 2: I don't know you guys, but man, really, I mean,

647
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: what good is it gonna do. It's just gonna make

648
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: one arm Willy mad, like you guys were both. We're

649
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: all out here on a Wednesday afternoon. There's no one

650
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 2: out here. I don't know how long it took you

651
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 2: guys to play, but we're on whole number fifteen. I've

652
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: only been playing for an hour and forty five minutes.

653
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 2: It took me two hours and thirty three minutes to

654
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 2: play eighteen holes. It's not bad. That is unbelievable. Yeah

655
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 2: it was. And that's with waiting on one armed Willie

656
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 2: to play his three balls the last four holes with his.

657
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 3: One damn arm you cooked. I cooked.

658
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 2: I mean it wasn't my best round ever. Did I

659
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 2: play unbelievable? No? Did I make any birdies?

660
00:30:59,480 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 4: No?

661
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 2: You didn't. No? Yeah, that hurts, But that's okay. I

662
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 2: mean I had some really good shots and then I

663
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 2: had some really bad shots. But the heat, man, I

664
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:15,000
Speaker 2: was like, bring the heat on. Let it be hot outside,

665
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 2: because what hot does is scares away people. And then

666
00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: the golf course is your paradise. You can do whatever

667
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: you want on that golf course. Ray, I was hoping

668
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 2: for lightning. You know what that does those people? Oh okay,

669
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 2: now that is not what I wanted. That's the problem.

670
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: I don't I don't want lightning. That would don't no, no, no,

671
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: that would that would ruin the day.

672
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 3: Have you seen those pictures online when it hit the pins? Yes,

673
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 3: and the market makes on a golf course, Oh my gosh.

674
00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: Obviously never golf when it Now you see why the

675
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 3: golf courses are strict when it's lightning out.

676
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why. If it lightning and you're walking, just

677
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 2: throw your clubs down and walk away.

678
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,040
Speaker 3: Okay, noted, because.

679
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 2: I remember that one time we were playing and we

680
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: went running back.

681
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 3: Had no idea tree was in your house.

682
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it was a great day at golf. Man,

683
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 2: it was hit.

684
00:32:03,120 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 3: A video out of it, guys, check it out on

685
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 3: our YouTube Sore Losers podcast. Did you really after the fact,

686
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: I didn't know your house was broken into by a tree,

687
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 3: But we were just sitting there at the clubhouse like, man,

688
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:13,680
Speaker 3: storm's crazy out today.

689
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was funny. I mean we were playing at

690
00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: the local munion and all of a sudden there comes

691
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: a storm and we're running back to the clubhouse because

692
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 2: it comes barreling in, and my wife calls like, can

693
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 2: you come home? I think a tree branch fell on

694
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: the roof, and I'm all right, yeah, I guess I

695
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 2: can come home, And deep down I'm thinking, I mean

696
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: a tree branch. You're crying over a tree branch, like

697
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 2: this is the big deal. I'm like, all right, So

698
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 2: I took the time to go into the clubhouse ask

699
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 2: for my rain check. Get the rain check, walk into

700
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:48,160
Speaker 2: the car, and she's like, she calls, there's a hole

701
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: in the roof. There's a hole in the roof or no.

702
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 2: She goes, are you almost told me yet? And I'm like,

703
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: I'm just leaving. She goes, okay, hurry. And then I

704
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 2: get home and there is the biggest damn hole in

705
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 2: my roof. And I said, hey, why didn't you say

706
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: there was a big hole in the roof. I thought

707
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: I did, And I said, no, you said you think

708
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: a tree branch. This is more like a freaking tree.

709
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 2: This is not a tree branch. This is the size

710
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 2: of a freaking tree on my roof. She's like, I'm sorry,

711
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And there was water all in the house.

712
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,160
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

713
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: Sorry to bring that up on your birthday, guys. He

714
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 3: did mention a great point. Always get the rain check

715
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 3: at the golf course and trim off a couple holes.

716
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 3: If you're on hole fourteen, I just finished nine.

717
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 2: That's exactly what you say, because if you finish fourteen,

718
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: they're giving you nothing. You say nine, if you finished five,

719
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 2: you finished three, you finished four, you didn't start. You

720
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: were getting hot dogs and missiles that's right. Now, We're

721
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: gonna take a break, and I'm gonna come back and

722
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 2: tell you about the drama queen I live with right

723
00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 2: after this hot outside, right, but hot is okay? And

724
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: my two kids, uh, baby Box one and Baby Box

725
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 2: two will be reunited at their elementary school in a

726
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 2: couple of weeks. Baby Box one is going into first grade,

727
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 2: Baby Box two is going into kindergarten. Couldn't be more

728
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 2: proud of those guys. I mean, they are excellent human beings.

729
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: I mean everybody gets past. But okay. And they said, hey, Dad, Dad,

730
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 2: can we ride bikes to our school? I said, look, man,

731
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: it's one in thirty in the afternoon. Why wouldn't we

732
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 2: ride bikes to your school right now in the middle

733
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,320
Speaker 2: of summer. Let me grab some waters. We'll throw it

734
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 2: in the bag and let's go. Am I baby Box like, Dad,

735
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,839
Speaker 2: can I bring my soccer ball so we can play

736
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:49,959
Speaker 2: some soccer? Absolutely, dude, throw it in the bag. Rock.

737
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 2: So we go riding the one point six miles to

738
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:58,920
Speaker 2: the school, and we get there at one forty eight pm.

739
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 2: It is a fish the ninety five degrees outside sh

740
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 2: and you look at it, it says eighty six percent humidity,

741
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: and they want to play a little two on one soccer.

742
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 2: Who's you you and two? Verse three? Now me verse

743
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 2: them two? I'm pating, got it? Sorry? Yeah, Ray, it's

744
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,879
Speaker 2: me and the old one versus the three year old.

745
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 2: It's usually pretty competitive and we need to turn for it.

746
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 3: Just crunching him twenty to nothing.

747
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 2: Guys, Maybe we switch up the teams next time. I'll

748
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: make you guys back in the house.

749
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,960
Speaker 3: See there, you're forty years older than that dude.

750
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 2: But hey, when you're forty four, you don't miss you

751
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 2: miss the jokes. Okay, you know what I mean, Like

752
00:35:43,239 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 2: your brain doesn't work as fast. Shut up. So we

753
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 2: play some soccer, and we're playing full field, up and down,

754
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 2: up and down, up and down. Oh, we gotta get

755
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,880
Speaker 2: some water. We gotta get some water. All right, we

756
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,480
Speaker 2: get some water. Then they want to play on the playground,

757
00:35:59,520 --> 00:36:01,839
Speaker 2: and play on the playground. Kick the soccer ball over,

758
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 2: back and forth over the playground. Then baby box one's like,

759
00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:08,120
Speaker 2: we got to finish our soccer game, all right, let's

760
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 2: go play running back and forth, back and forth, back

761
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 2: and forth, back and forth. We're there a good hour

762
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 2: running around in the ninety five degree heat, eighty eight

763
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: percent humidity. They're starting to sweat like and they're starting

764
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,919
Speaker 2: to turn red in the face. And I'm like, all right, boys,

765
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 2: should we head home? No, I want to play some more.

766
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,880
Speaker 2: And he goes and kicks the ball one more time,

767
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:37,840
Speaker 2: and then baby Box comes over and goes, Dad, I

768
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 2: think we need to go, And I'm like, why, Dad?

769
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: Really hot? Yes? Dad, I don't know what it means,

770
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 2: but I think I'm overheating. Yep. I'm like, oh, okay.

771
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 3: Cat does it all the time. She hasta then lay

772
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 3: down and she'll try to lick herself to cool off.

773
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 2: And I said, alright, let's let's go ahead and go home. Man,

774
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 2: let's let's let's ride our bikes.

775
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 3: Smells like a lawmoar when she sweats because she has

776
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:06,640
Speaker 3: for back to you.

777
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: And so we start riding our bikes and I mean

778
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: we've gone a block. I'm like, how you doing, Bud, Buddy?

779
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 2: You okay? What the baby Box one? Are you okay?

780
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 3: What the hogan? Uh uh?

781
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,319
Speaker 2: Dad? I can't talk, dude, Get him on your back,

782
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 2: ditch the bike, Mike, What do you mean you can't talk? Dad?

783
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 2: Is it is it good to overheat? I think I'm overheating. Dad.

784
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, you've been outside for one hour, like

785
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: it's not like we've been outside for three weeks.

786
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 3: I'm with him. I felt it with Big d No. No, no, no,

787
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,400
Speaker 3: I'm with the kid.

788
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: He had two bottles of water in that hour that

789
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:53,640
Speaker 2: we were outside, and he is acting like he is

790
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: walking across the Sahara Desert. I'm like, budd, it's okay, man,

791
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: and get on your camel and let's go. And he's like, Dan,

792
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,399
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm gonna be able to talk the rest

793
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,640
Speaker 2: of the way home. I'm like, why why button? He

794
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 2: goes Cuz if I talk, I'm just gonna overheat more.

795
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, okay. So we get to the

796
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,720
Speaker 2: golf course, which is three blocks from the school.

797
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,479
Speaker 3: Okay, so he can see it ray, he can see

798
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 3: the castle over the moat.

799
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 2: We No, no, he can see his school from the

800
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: golf course. The golf course from his school. He can

801
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 2: see your house from three blocks away. No, the golf course,

802
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:31,280
Speaker 2: the muni.

803
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 3: Holy.

804
00:38:33,719 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 2: So we drive out onto the golf course and stop

805
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: at one of the water coolers. It's rich, rich, and

806
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 2: there's golfers there and I'm and he's and I'm like, sorry, guys,

807
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: he's overheating. He's yeah, we're at the MUNI. Hey, what

808
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:50,360
Speaker 2: dude's this kid doing drinking our water? Du We're on

809
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: the cart path Okay, I mean we're on the cart

810
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: path and we are at the water cooler. There's three

811
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,400
Speaker 2: golf carts at the water cooler and I'm like, guys, sorry,

812
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 2: we've ridden the whole three blocks. This guy's gonna overheat.

813
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 2: And they're like, are you okay, Bud? And he just

814
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 2: I was like, he can't talk because he thinks that's

815
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: gonna overheat him more.

816
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 3: Here you go, man, have a Miller highlife bandy bro.

817
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 2: And I mean he drinks some of the water. He

818
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:18,399
Speaker 2: powers through. He's like, okay, Dad, I think I can

819
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 2: pet him more. I'm like, okay, Bud, we start rolling.

820
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: Baby Box two is not complaining about anything. He's having

821
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 2: the time of his life. He's pouring water on his head.

822
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: He's having a blast. I'm like, Babybox one and you

823
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 2: want some water and hit no.

824
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 3: He just walked won the MLS cup.

825
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like all right. So we get home,

826
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,879
Speaker 2: He's like, I need to lay down the couch. Dad,

827
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,439
Speaker 2: I need to lay down the couch. I'm like all right,

828
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: and he goes, Dad, can I have a wet wash cloth?

829
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 2: Can have a wet wash cloth? And I'm like okay.

830
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 2: He's like he puts it on his neck. He goes, Dad,

831
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 2: I really need you to help me put it on

832
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: my head. I'm like, you're seven years old, dude, you

833
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,760
Speaker 2: can put it on your head, like you can put

834
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 2: the wash cloth on your head. Goes, I don't know

835
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,759
Speaker 2: if I can do it. I'm overheating. I'm like, all right,

836
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: so I put it on his head. We have popsicles.

837
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,960
Speaker 2: Go sorry, Dad, that popsicle made me feel kind of okay.

838
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 2: But I think I think I need one more popsicle

839
00:40:18,560 --> 00:40:22,360
Speaker 2: to stop the overheating. Smart And I'm like, a, I

840
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 2: think we're good. I think we're good. And he goes, no, Dad, No,

841
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 2: I mean really, that one more possticle, that one more

842
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 2: popsticle is going to do it? All right? Here, here's

843
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:37,919
Speaker 2: one more popsicle as another popsicle he goes. He goes, Dad,

844
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 2: I think I think that's the key to not overheating

845
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 2: is having popsicles.

846
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 3: Smart kid.

847
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 2: He's like, thank you, Dad. Like, next time we go

848
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: to the playground, though, Dad, I think you need to

849
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,240
Speaker 2: bring popsicles so we don't overheat.

850
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 3: That's America, man, worn to laugh at yourself and Butter.

851
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:54,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, do you understand? And he's like, Dad,

852
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: that was that was a hard day. That was a

853
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 2: hard day. I was like, we were going for an hour.

854
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: How do you think I'd be able to come home

855
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 2: from work? It was a hard day. It wasn't that difficult.

856
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:06,439
Speaker 2: We just went to the playground. And that's the DEVI

857
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 2: I live with. Man, I've never seen someone so ridiculously

858
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:11,960
Speaker 2: out of control.

859
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 3: Hey, before we go, I wanted to read a card

860
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 3: Arnold wrote you for your brother.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, please read it.

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Speaker 3: It's pretty short and sweet, but it goes de Lunchbox.

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Speaker 2: He gave it to me. I'm reading in his vook. Okay,

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Speaker 2: thank you, dear Lunchbox.

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Speaker 3: As a small gift of appreciation for me and Susan

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Speaker 3: on your birthday, I am allowing you to sleep with Abby.

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Speaker 3: Oh and then there's a ps.

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Speaker 2: Okay, ps I get to watch Arnold Arnold. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know what to say, man, that that would make

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Speaker 2: our work working relationship a little weird. I don't know

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Speaker 2: if my wife would appreciate that. Uh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Happy birthday to me. Yeah, that one was all over

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Speaker 2: the place, dude. I think it was good. I think

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Speaker 2: it was good too. Man. I'll tell you what, was

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Speaker 2: this our best one of the week.

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Speaker 3: I bet that celebration birthday celebration video twenty thousand views

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Speaker 3: and we are back on YouTube, baby, and we got

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Speaker 3: to put it on instet, we got to put it

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Speaker 3: on a reel. We'll put it all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. That was a good one, man. And I gotta

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Speaker 2: tell you what. I got a head straight to the bathroom, man,

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Speaker 2: all right, man, yeah, I gotta I gotta go number two. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: all right? Was that? What?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: What? What are we putting up on the weekend pod

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Speaker 2: Man Monday? This one? This one? All right? You gotta

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Speaker 2: do some bleeping at the beginning. Yeah, yeah, all right,