Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of a
Speaker 1: few good trends. Hey, guys, you can't handle these status
Speaker 1: to what it was.
Speaker 2: I was like, what was the fucking the main line
Speaker 2: that I just without seeing it's myself clear?
Speaker 1: Do you want the true crystal? You can't handle the
Speaker 1: fucking truth? Wow, you can't trendle the truth. Hey I'm Jack.
Speaker 1: That's Miles yep, and we're still in Austin, Texas. We're
Speaker 1: born a United flight. As the news is full of stories,
Speaker 1: so fuck ship falling off of United plane.
Speaker 2: We're like fucking fluids spraying out of a plane when
Speaker 2: they took anyway, I.
Speaker 1: Feel like, I'm sorry, you've never had diarrhea?
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so but you don't, but a plane can't.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I see, I see. Welly, because the news
Speaker 2: is so bad, anyone who has Boeing aircraft like, dude,
Speaker 2: fucking check everything seventy times and then yeah, then people
Speaker 2: are like, dude, look I got a lot of fucking tables, man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure this plane is made out of like
Speaker 2: rubber bands and cork.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And anyways, uh about anxiety maybe the last episode
Speaker 1: uh but uh and if it is It's been a
Speaker 1: pleasure serving with you, sir. It's playing with the gentlemen tonight.
Speaker 1: You guys fucking need us on that wall. Another few
Speaker 1: good trends thing, uh it is. I'm just killing it
Speaker 1: with with my few cold ben references. I am carrying
Speaker 1: a baseball a baseball bat around for no reason, as
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise does in that to like make himself seem sporty.
Speaker 1: All right. Uh hey, speaking of sporty. Uh there, The
Speaker 1: recently unveiled Kobe Bryant's statue contains typos. Uh and yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like statue typos are the worst time, dude.
Speaker 1: They're literally that in stone, I guess, son, typos are
Speaker 1: the worst kind. But you may you can remove.
Speaker 2: There's such thing as tattoo removal, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: But like etching something in marble. Now again, I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's masonry or what. You have
Speaker 2: to be an expert in to know how this works.
Speaker 2: I don't know how you remedy this. But basically on
Speaker 2: the on the Kobe statue, there's like the box score
Speaker 2: of when he scored eighty one points against the Raptors,
Speaker 2: and they're like all these names are completely misspelled on there,
Speaker 2: like there they handle the ship with AI because these
Speaker 2: are some AI s type as typos like these are
Speaker 2: some van Vought ass typos. Yeah, I mean there's von
Speaker 2: Wafer former Laker guard is spelled vomb wafer.
Speaker 1: Vomb vomb wafer. My favorite is, uh, Jose Calderon's name
Speaker 1: is spelled Jose Calderson. Hey Calderson. That's off.
Speaker 2: That's violent to like change like whole lineage too. But
Speaker 2: like you ain't called her own. You're Calders, You're Calderson,
Speaker 2: Joe Calderson, not Jose. We we did him a favor,
Speaker 2: all right, that's what he should have done when he
Speaker 2: came to Ellis Isling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then also the word just like there's there's a part
Speaker 2: that says coaches decision. The word decision is spelled d
Speaker 2: E C I see I O en. It's wild because
Speaker 2: like the Athletic reached out to the people who fucking
Speaker 2: made the sculpture. They weren't available for a comment, but
Speaker 2: the Lakers said they were aware and they are going
Speaker 2: to fix it. Masonry site gang, how do you how
Speaker 2: you fix etched in marble graphics?
Speaker 1: Do you have to like buffet it down? You have
Speaker 1: to build a whole new statue. That's up. That's up.
Speaker 1: That's pretty spell check, y'all. And it's just a sign
Speaker 1: of the fact that this country is going to ship
Speaker 1: under Biden. Can't even get our dang statues right, you know, this.
Speaker 2: Country can't even make the right to chi Chians when
Speaker 2: it comes to our leader.
Speaker 1: All Right, big news for people who use airbnb. They're
Speaker 1: banning indoor security cameras that they somehow were allowing up
Speaker 1: to this point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were like, you can have them in a
Speaker 2: common area, but now they're like yeah, yeah, yeah, actually no,
Speaker 2: and and just.
Speaker 1: Like let let people know. But so many people have,
Speaker 1: like we've seen all these.
Speaker 2: Sort of articles and people sharing shit on social media
Speaker 2: about them, like discovering fucking weird hidden cameras or just
Speaker 2: other weird surveillance tools like sound monitors, like sound meters
Speaker 2: to make sure you ain't having a fucking party. But yeah,
Speaker 2: now they they people have until April thirtieth to to
Speaker 2: make their rental homes less fucking creepy and not like
Speaker 2: the movie Sliver.
Speaker 1: Yeah Jesus Christ. Yeah, so they've had these policies in place, right,
Speaker 1: Like they've they've said like no noise decibel monitors. Uh no,
Speaker 1: like indoor cameras, and then now they've like given up
Speaker 1: on like being able to enforce those, and now they're like,
Speaker 1: you just got to tell people if you're taking video
Speaker 1: of them, please let them know. Let them know.
Speaker 2: Uh. And I guess also like outdoor security cameras, they
Speaker 2: also have.
Speaker 1: To be limited. And the noise decibel stuff.
Speaker 2: It is just it is just weird, like the because
Speaker 2: so many of the complaints recently have been it's like
Speaker 2: the houses, like sometimes people are fucking scamming you. Other
Speaker 2: times they're running some pervert operation or they're like triple
Speaker 2: book and then your ass out and but they've already
Speaker 2: got your money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Will this will this help the brand the ailing brand
Speaker 2: of Airbnb?
Speaker 1: We don't know. But we don't know. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: like airbnbe could if it was a like a company
Speaker 1: that didn't do the scale thing that we talk about
Speaker 1: where it's just like growth over everything and they it's
Speaker 1: just it's the same problem that every single one of
Speaker 1: these companies have that is never cited as the main problem,
Speaker 1: but scale is exactly their problem. You have too many
Speaker 1: people renting the houses out to monitor, Like you would
Speaker 1: need to staff the fuck up Facebook to exist without
Speaker 1: being a risk to start a fucking race war like
Speaker 1: around the world, you know, in various places at any
Speaker 1: given time, would need to staff the fuck up with
Speaker 1: like an army of monitors, you know, who are just
Speaker 1: like constantly, you know it. There should be something at
Speaker 1: Facebook that looks like the fucking NORAD decision room, with
Speaker 1: like hundreds and hundreds of people who are just like
Speaker 1: watching and monitoring and being like, holy shit, like this
Speaker 1: is an incredibly powerful tool that we have. And instead
Speaker 1: they have like people who can you report it it's
Speaker 1: something that's flagged. They have like horrified people who like
Speaker 1: aren't paid enough in like dark rooms, who like have
Speaker 1: to watch just the worst videos and get PTSD. And
Speaker 1: it's just like all of these things could be functioning
Speaker 1: companies that would like, you know, it's a nice idea
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, we could like swap houses with
Speaker 1: these people. They're like, we could get to stay in
Speaker 1: this really nice house like.
Speaker 2: That one also like it needs regulation because when it's
Speaker 2: but just look what it did to just like aside
Speaker 2: from how Airbnb, like the app itself works, the model
Speaker 2: for how people engage with it, who want to who say,
Speaker 2: oh this is lucrative, let me buy up houses for
Speaker 2: the sole purpose of airbnbing it. That's the other, you know,
Speaker 2: fucking dark side of the whole thing, because it's just
Speaker 2: adding to more housing scarcity.
Speaker 1: Right right. But yeah, in a properly regulated uh you
Speaker 1: know government, where like everything hasn't been deregular and all
Speaker 1: bureaucrats in charge of regulation hadn't been captured by the
Speaker 1: forces of capital, Like this is an idea that could work.
Speaker 1: Social media isn't also an idea that could work, but
Speaker 1: you just don't have the right system for it. And
Speaker 1: until like we do, they'll continue to exist and then
Speaker 1: you'll get these shocking reports where it's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that teddy bear, that's the thing's eyes are cameras, man.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should get a check that what the
Speaker 2: radiation level is on that thing? What not the nerd
Speaker 2: nerve mind?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that thing's irradiating the ship anyway, man, anyway,
Speaker 1: mister senator, we need a free market for my business
Speaker 1: to thrive of uranium enriched plushies for kids. You gotta
Speaker 1: always wonder when you're at an Airbnb, Like when there's
Speaker 1: that locked closet, is that just like a media center
Speaker 1: with like server room. It's like thousands of discs of
Speaker 1: like past guests, like right, Freaky Sex Couple two thousand
Speaker 1: and Free Sex Couple three. Yeah, all right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 1: And a GOP fundraiser in Kansas is making headlines for
Speaker 1: encouraging guests to beat the ship out of Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Like they just put a a Biden mask on a
Speaker 1: like one of those self defense kind.
Speaker 2: Of body or so training things. Yeah, they say, like
Speaker 2: a karate gym. Yeah, they basically.
Speaker 1: Had people just kick the ship out of Biden.
Speaker 2: Did you see the actual the like actual kicks and
Speaker 2: things that were delivered because they like Joe Biden actually
Speaker 2: probably could have the actual Joe Biden probably could have withstood.
Speaker 2: Like some of these people are so inflexible, like they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna kick this thing, and like they're tearing their
Speaker 2: hamstrings because their like ankle went above knee height to
Speaker 2: try and fucking roundhouse it. Yeah, so a lot of
Speaker 2: people were like what the fuck is this? And like,
Speaker 2: you know, even like some Republicans are like, this is
Speaker 2: fucking dumb, but I'd imagine mostly it's kind of cool because,
Speaker 2: let's be real. Democrats also like doing this kind of shit.
Speaker 2: But the head of the Johnson County Republican Party said
Speaker 2: it's part of a quote interactive self defense exhibit.
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, so we're good here, just an activation, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because exactly, it's a nice self defense activation of specifically
Speaker 1: for you know, an octogenarian who likes ice cream creep
Speaker 1: up on. You never know when Joe Biden himself is
Speaker 1: going to physically attack you, exactly, exactly exactly, and they
Speaker 1: said the mac quote the mask was regrettable and removed
Speaker 1: and no donations were collected in exchange for hitting the
Speaker 1: training device, which was part of a booth hosted by
Speaker 1: a karate school.
Speaker 2: So funny, dude, it's like karate guys like, hey, man,
Speaker 2: come by to whack Joe Byron and give him a
Speaker 2: good old kick.
Speaker 1: But you just want to live, like just spend an
Speaker 1: episode of some documentary reality series inside that office, Like
Speaker 1: that's putting that fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly. Hey, we got a karate school going through
Speaker 2: and we're on the right side. If you know what
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean, come on down this
Speaker 2: old guy. That's what we teach you at our karate school,
Speaker 2: how to viciously attack the elderly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, I mean Democrats have been Bernie's porters
Speaker 1: once held an event featuring a Trump shaped pinata. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's America, y'all. It's what we do. We'd like to
Speaker 1: beat this ship out of our politicians. I mean, effigies
Speaker 1: has been a thing for a while, time immemorial, since
Speaker 1: time immemorial, and knows when. Yeah, well, speaking of Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: I wanted to check them out his finances. I think
Speaker 1: the last time it came up on the episode, or
Speaker 1: at least last time it came up on an episode
Speaker 1: and my memory was working, he was facing like a
Speaker 1: big payment that was coming up to put he can
Speaker 1: do this. He's going to sell his buildings. He actually
Speaker 1: got bonded out by the CEO of Chubb that you
Speaker 1: might know them as the insurance company h u BB
Speaker 1: Evan Greenberg, who in twenty eighteen was appointed by Trump
Speaker 1: to the US Trade Representatives Advisory Committee for Trade Policy
Speaker 1: and Negotiations. That's that's just I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 1: not surprising, but it should be right, Like, it's another
Speaker 1: one of these things where it's just the we've grown
Speaker 1: accustomed to how this ship works. But he he just
Speaker 1: got like a friend who's a billionaire to bail him
Speaker 1: out completely.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it sounds like that maybe they're gonna come
Speaker 2: through on the four hundred and fifty million dollar civil
Speaker 2: fraud case too. Yeah, that's a big swing, y'all.
Speaker 1: That's a bit.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get why, you know, you're like, this
Speaker 2: is the kind of access, like you can't fucking I mean,
Speaker 2: I guess you literally can buy this kind of access
Speaker 2: for this amount, But it's like it does he get
Speaker 2: in office and even then, do you is he just
Speaker 2: gonna fucking chew your ass up and discard you likee
Speaker 2: percent of other people who have thought like, nah, this
Speaker 2: will be different, dude when I when I help this
Speaker 2: guy out this time?
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh, I like dark Horse candidate for VP. I
Speaker 1: feel like this guy I know, right, you know, dude,
Speaker 1: how much access are you buying at that point? Oh wait,
Speaker 1: his name's not Chubb like Trump Chubb twenty four Trump Greener,
Speaker 1: But knowing him.
Speaker 2: He'd be like, actually, let's do Chubb. It'll just be better
Speaker 2: name checking for my company.
Speaker 1: But I remember at Davos it was Soros's grandson or son.
Speaker 1: I think it's the son was saying that, like when
Speaker 1: you listen and talk to the elite at Davos, they're
Speaker 1: all like, it's one hundred percent nailed on that Trump's
Speaker 1: gonna beat Biden, which he pointed out like they're always
Speaker 1: wrong about this shit. But so this dude is probably
Speaker 1: hanging out with only billionaires as the billionaires are wont
Speaker 1: to do, and he's just like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be like inside the Oval office. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Desk at his a little one. Yeah, just on this
Speaker 2: death like a kid's table. But then also this goes
Speaker 2: off the heels that like Trump's or Egen Carroll's lawyer
Speaker 2: says like they maybe could have a third defamation lawsuit
Speaker 2: because he's opened up his mouth again and denied the
Speaker 2: rape and defamation claims. Yeah, so then it's like does
Speaker 2: a guy this Evan Greener was like, bro, I just
Speaker 2: fucking gave you ninety What the fuck are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But hey man, they got billied. I mean that that's
Speaker 2: that's It's the thing about billions of dollars.
Speaker 1: You know what's cooler than a million dollars? What billions
Speaker 1: of dollars? So I also there's been reports that he's
Speaker 1: not going to have enough money on hand to like
Speaker 1: for his campaign to stage like as many rallies as
Speaker 1: he wants. Each of those rallies apparently cost four hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, oh because they look great. Yeah yeah yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: money will spend. Yeah, So they're going to not be
Speaker 1: able to pay for all of that if things keep
Speaker 1: going the way they're going. Well, and that's like absolutely
Speaker 1: hemorrhage and cash miles.
Speaker 2: Well, that's like the lifeblood of the Trump campaign is
Speaker 2: to go in person and do your mini clan rallies
Speaker 2: and get everybody fired up.
Speaker 1: So what are they gonna have to do?
Speaker 2: Go like watch him live stream on fucking X or
Speaker 2: some shit to get their their racist jolly's off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's it is a question. And another
Speaker 1: thing that he's always prided himself on is like that
Speaker 1: he pay for all this shit. I don't need, I
Speaker 1: don't need, I don't have any special interests controlling me,
Speaker 1: which clearly not the case at this point. And you know,
Speaker 1: I mean clearly was never the case when you look
Speaker 1: at the relationship to Saudi money. And then the other
Speaker 1: news point about his finances is that he asked Elon
Speaker 1: Musk last summer whether he would be interested in buying
Speaker 1: truth social Oh hey man, this thing's pretty lit over here.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to Uh is that right?
Speaker 1: Because I got a witter? But what's this? Now?
Speaker 2: What are you telling me about truth? So okay, that's
Speaker 2: that's cool because I know there's like this headline too,
Speaker 2: where like they had met and Musk was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not giving money to Biden or Trump explicitly.
Speaker 1: I'll figure out another way to do it.
Speaker 2: But I guess even Elon Musk isn't dense enough to
Speaker 2: fall down that trap to be like.
Speaker 1: Okay as of right now, but we'll see. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: exactly fucking wants to go against whatever the woke policy is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well but yeah, I mean, I guess the conversations between
Speaker 1: them are more extensive than previously thought, right, and they
Speaker 1: were about politics and business right to be a fly
Speaker 1: on the wall? Oh god? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What like the fucking idea sessions between those two losers,
Speaker 2: Like it's like gives me anxiety I can't even.
Speaker 1: I actually can't even. Like partic have some pretty cool ideas,
Speaker 1: you know, like what do they do? Like does he
Speaker 1: show do they show me the why hang out? How
Speaker 1: much they love Hitler? You?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's just that's all it is. They're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, we're supposed to talk about money. Okay, this
Speaker 2: picture of them. Doesn't he look good here? I wish
Speaker 2: I could grow a mustache like that. Mine only grows
Speaker 2: in the corners. God, what would Trump look like with
Speaker 2: a mustache? I mean, I guess it's pretty easy to imagine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like his dad's my version of John Lennon's imagine.
Speaker 1: It's hard. You try, little mustache on the corner. Noon
Speaker 1: doesn't look as much as Hitler as it like. So,
Speaker 1: there's a new report on the states to get the
Speaker 1: most and least exercise. I'm a little I don't know.
Speaker 1: These these always make me a little bit nervous because
Speaker 1: it just feels like shitting on people in the middle
Speaker 1: of the country.
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's interesting because it's like it's a study
Speaker 2: from Apple and Brigham Women's Hospital, and they found that broadly,
Speaker 2: only fifty four percent of Americans were hitting the aerobic minimum,
Speaker 2: which is say, they say about one hundred and fifty
Speaker 2: minutes a week of aerobic exercise, which is like a
Speaker 2: brisk counts as that like if you took like thirty
Speaker 2: minute walks like for five times.
Speaker 1: A week, you could do it.
Speaker 2: So the states with the highest percentage of people getting
Speaker 2: one hundred fifty minutes were Massachusetts, New York, Connecticut, and
Speaker 2: California in that order, and then from then the bottom
Speaker 2: states that were underperforming were West Virginia, Oklahoma, Louisiana, and Mississippi.
Speaker 2: But like, the deal here is that, like it included
Speaker 2: we're adults who are like using fitness trackers with an
Speaker 2: Apple Watch, right, So that's already skewing to a.
Speaker 1: Very very specific kind of Pierce.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm like, oh, okay, sure, but I mean
Speaker 2: for me, more than anything, I was like, oh that's
Speaker 2: the minimum. It's like, oh, okay, what do I need
Speaker 2: to be doing to be as healthy as possible?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And then strength training.
Speaker 2: I feel like the other thing I've read like multiple
Speaker 2: things about how like people are living longer from strength
Speaker 2: training than anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's an exercise that like doesn't really require
Speaker 1: you to like do that much high impact stuff. That's
Speaker 1: gonna like fuck up your joints. So yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: you can kind of.
Speaker 2: Keep doing right, yeah, and that, and you can accomplish
Speaker 2: that in many ways.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you get one hundred and fifty minutes the one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty minutes of aerobic I mean sometimes when yeah,
Speaker 1: when things are going well, uh, you know, I try
Speaker 1: and have phone calls with friends while walking around right
Speaker 1: right right, That's usually like my way to keep things
Speaker 1: keep the blood pumping. Hey, chasing a toddler around? Does
Speaker 1: that count? Am I right? I'm bending, I'm bending and
Speaker 1: scooping constantly. That's strength, dude.
Speaker 2: My left arm I was so right hand dominant that
Speaker 2: like my left arm looked like I was in outer space,
Speaker 2: like it was atrophying or something. And since having a baby,
Speaker 2: because I'm so right hand dominant, I've just been carrying
Speaker 2: the guy's child in my left arm like in like
Speaker 2: you know, just like a high tension position. And like
Speaker 2: now my shit's kind of evened out, so shout out
Speaker 2: to shout out to the baby, shut out baby.
Speaker 1: You know, growing and making and being my homemade kettlebell.
Speaker 1: I will say that I think the worst shape I've
Speaker 1: ever been in in my life was when you know,
Speaker 1: a few years back when my kids were super young,
Speaker 1: because it's just really hard to exercise, or it was
Speaker 1: for me, like ye, well yeah.
Speaker 2: Because you have to find a like you have to
Speaker 2: find us a moment to do it. Yang you're always
Speaker 2: like just sitting around with them, you know, so rather
Speaker 2: than lifting weights, come on, like, come on, dude, let's
Speaker 2: go lift some weights.
Speaker 1: Oh God, forgot you ca.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's that is like the hard part
Speaker 2: is like trying to balance all of that. And now
Speaker 2: that you know, I mean, I guess that's like the
Speaker 2: part where everyone's like, man, once they get to school, man, yeah,
Speaker 2: it gets a lot easier, gets a lot easier.
Speaker 1: Then I miss him.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: It's I wonder if, like I can't imagine that my
Speaker 1: parents missed me when I was at school, Like I
Speaker 1: think something has shifted, Like I don't know if it's healthier.
Speaker 1: We're just like, yeah, we just so much. I feel
Speaker 1: like in the modern world, like it just that that
Speaker 1: does feel like a generational shift that has happened. Not
Speaker 1: that like our parents didn't love us, but like I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's just.
Speaker 2: It's a different way of showing it right, because you
Speaker 2: look like our grandparents that were like in the depression.
Speaker 2: In World Wars, it was it was straight up survival.
Speaker 2: It was like, y'all, I toiled, so y'all can survive.
Speaker 2: And then our parents are like, damn, like, maybe I
Speaker 2: could have I could have used a little bit more
Speaker 2: than merely just being kept alive.
Speaker 1: So then they pour into us and try and.
Speaker 2: Be like, oh, we love you guys so much, and
Speaker 2: then we're like, damn, man, like I think I could
Speaker 2: pour a little bit more into my kid now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you know, times are different, man, Times are different.
Speaker 1: But zei gang, if you've got young kids and you
Speaker 1: don't love them, we'd love to hear a contradicting opinion. Here,
Speaker 1: are you excited when they go to school? I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think they missed me. I do feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of the I feel like a lot of
Speaker 1: how much I love my kids is like not probably
Speaker 1: not like overly healthy, you know, Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's just like you think it's you have an unhealthy
Speaker 2: love for your children.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Is it's just I don't know, To be honest, I'm
Speaker 2: still interrogating that the fact that like I've missed them
Speaker 2: so much when I'm away for a single day.
Speaker 1: Uh you know, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it could just be also like the mortality aspect
Speaker 2: of it too, like you see yourself living because like longer,
Speaker 2: because you have children, you know what I mean in
Speaker 2: that sense, and like and like.
Speaker 1: No, I'm purely just jealous of them. I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get you can.
Speaker 2: Live, you could live so long, not even sure fucking
Speaker 2: lucky switch with me.
Speaker 1: Switching at the ultimate goal body switching you My kid
Speaker 1: does a blood bag like that Bonaire that one, dude,
Speaker 1: but you're trying to do it better.
Speaker 2: You're like, nah, dude, I'm trying to straight out hop
Speaker 2: in that boty in that body soul switching, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 1: Use my kid as a blood bag. So my dick
Speaker 1: looks younger? Was that? Wasn't that like his strategy? He's like,
Speaker 1: I got a really young looking dick who said that,
Speaker 1: that billionaire guy who is like I'm trying to cure
Speaker 1: my aging. Or maybe he was just like bragging about
Speaker 1: how he gets boners or something. He's that guys all
Speaker 1: over the map. Interesting, Oh oh.
Speaker 2: He I guess this is what he started penis rejuvenation therapy.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 1: I didn't look too deeply into what that meant, but
Speaker 1: I just assumed it was like he wanted a young
Speaker 1: looking penis. He's that wasn't quite but oh you know
Speaker 1: he's he did, I guess de aging. So yeah, there
Speaker 1: you go. But there's also part three.
Speaker 2: He said he wanted his like penis and rectum to
Speaker 2: function youthfully. Okay, this guy's name, we're gonna dive on
Speaker 2: the Brian Johnson. All right, well, uh you got the TD,
Speaker 2: the expos the coming Johnson.
Speaker 1: It's crazy though too. This guy's only forty six, I know.
Speaker 1: And he looks old like he looks he's got that
Speaker 1: like translucent look about him. Yeah, he looks somebody in
Speaker 1: their fifties who's like trying to cure aging. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: and he kind of has like that like sort of
Speaker 1: like Loki having a crisis vibe. Right, yeah, yeah, he
Speaker 1: definitely he's got some Loki in him.
Speaker 2: What's that guy's name, Tom Hidleston, Tom Sticks, Yeah, yeah, Sticks.
Speaker 2: Hiddleston looks older than him, even though he is numerically
Speaker 2: younger than this guy, but still looks way better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this guy looks straight up like Loki, but like again,
Speaker 2: whoally wants a young guy looks like Loki?
Speaker 1: Loki? Dude that looks like Loki and the rectum is elderly.
Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna go get on an airplane and
Speaker 1: hopefully none of the things are gonna fall off of it.
Speaker 1: Hope in our time. We are back tomorrow with a
Speaker 1: whole ass a who last episode of the show, an
Speaker 1: unhinged one with Blake Wexler. We will talk to you then.
Speaker 1: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to yourself,
Speaker 1: get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and
Speaker 1: we will talk to you all tomorrow. Bye bye,