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Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Think of how many

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Speaker 1: scam likely calls you get to your phone every single day? Now?

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Speaker 1: It is crazy and annoying. But what can you really

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Speaker 1: do about it? Like block them? Yeah, you try, but

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Speaker 1: then they always use a new number auto generates it,

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Speaker 1: and when you do that, it's not very satisfying either.

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Speaker 1: I guess if you're Brook, you can purchase the entire

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Speaker 1: cell phone carrier and discontinue their service. That a couple

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Speaker 1: of times and it still doesn't work. Yeah. But there's

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Speaker 1: one guy who's apparently been telling all his friends that

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Speaker 1: he wants to answer one of those scammers and tell

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Speaker 1: them off over the phone. Only problem is his friends

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Speaker 1: reached out to me first, so I'm about to beat

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Speaker 1: him to the punch. It's your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 1: Twenty Hello, y, who's this? This is John? Who's this? Well,

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Speaker 1: this is Mark? But can you please take me off

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Speaker 1: of your call? List. I'm sick of getting all your

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Speaker 1: off of my call list. You called me. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you because you called me, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're trying to sell me or what sort of

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Speaker 1: scam you're trying to run on me, but I'm done

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Speaker 1: with it. Please don't call me. I assure you I

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Speaker 1: won't call you again. Don't call me again. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you. Don't act like you're the one that's the

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Speaker 1: victim here. Listen, Jim, John Bill, whatever your name is,

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Speaker 1: it's Mark with a queue. I don't act like that's

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Speaker 1: not on your call list. I know you can see it.

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Speaker 1: Of course, it's Mark with a que. That being said,

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Speaker 1: I get a million calls a day from people I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm My car warranty is totally fine. I don't want

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Speaker 1: your I don't want your car warranty. Don't try and

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Speaker 1: sell me a warranty on cars. I a bike. You're

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Speaker 1: not listening to me. I'm listening. I am not selling anything.

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Speaker 1: I am not buying anything. You called me. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: called you to tell you that I'm not gonna buy

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Speaker 1: any of your stuff. I don't have stuff. I don't

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Speaker 1: have any stuff well whatever things items. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it is stuff. It's just I don't want it. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: please leave me alone. We finally agree on something. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't call me anymore. I won't call you anymore.

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Speaker 1: No problem. No, you don't call me first, and then

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Speaker 1: I won't call you. Don't make me call you first.

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Speaker 1: You called me. No, you called me first, and I'm

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Speaker 1: calling back to let you know. Don't call me. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you I didn't call you. You better not

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Speaker 1: call me again. Okay, does this make you feel good? John?

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Speaker 1: You're just confusing the crap out of me. Fine, I'll

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Speaker 1: buy something than God, you are making me crazy. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not selling anything. I already told you that twice. Fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll buy four of them. Then I don't have anything

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Speaker 1: to sell. Whatever takes to get you off the fricking phone.

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Speaker 1: I wish I have something dumb to sell you. I

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Speaker 1: would sell you ten of them right now, but again,

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Speaker 1: I have nothing to sell. You are confusing yourself. You

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Speaker 1: are an idiot. Okay, You're obviously really really good at this,

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Speaker 1: because now I'm just willing to buy whatever it is. Oh,

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Speaker 1: my god, your conditioners, two car policies. I have nothing

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Speaker 1: to sell you, lunatic. Okay, fine, what do you want

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Speaker 1: to buy from me? There's nothing you can possibly be

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Speaker 1: selling that I would want to buy. I want to

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Speaker 1: be off the phone. Okay, how about one prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: What I'll give you one prank phone call for free.

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Speaker 1: I can't shut up until I tell you. This is

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Speaker 1: jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. God. Yeah, your friend Jane says

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Speaker 1: you've been complaining to her NonStop, saying, Oh, I'm getting

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Speaker 1: a million calls from random people and I'm gonna tell

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Speaker 1: one of these idiots off my God, and you wanted

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Speaker 1: me to be one of those idiots. Are you kidding me? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm literally kidding you. That's how pranks work. Like flip

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Speaker 1: it out. If you weren't getting pissed, I was getting pissed.

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Speaker 1: You're stuck gonna make me pissed again. You're making me pissed.

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna hang up on you. You care, but

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Speaker 1: you better buy ten of my things first. You better

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Speaker 1: buy ten of my things first. I'm all in me too, awesome,

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Speaker 1: what are we disagreeing about I love you. I know,

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Speaker 1: come on, mates, let's say I love you back. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I love you. You're weird, Oh my god. Wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties

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Speaker 1: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning