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Speaker 1: I know I'm not like other people.

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Speaker 2: It's I feel like that's what his mom says.

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Speaker 1: The things that make you guys mad, I'm usually like eh,

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Speaker 1: And the things that make me mad like you guys

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Speaker 1: are like.

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Speaker 2: It's like when someone doesn't answer a poll correctly, it

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Speaker 2: just yea.

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Speaker 1: What was wrong with them? But today something filled me

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Speaker 1: with rage, And I'm hoping you'll be on my side

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Speaker 1: because every year in California they hold this national cheese competition.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know you were passionate about cheese, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Who's not passionate about cheese in this country? I've never

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Speaker 1: I've never personally been to it. But what went down

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Speaker 1: this year is just ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: It makes me.

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Speaker 1: Upset even thinking about it. But the judges did their

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Speaker 1: taste tests and they named the top finalists, and one

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Speaker 1: of them, no one knew this at the time, because

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Speaker 1: it was submitted illegally, turned out to be a vegan cheese.

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Speaker 2: Believe, why do vegan food and vegetarian food so much?

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Speaker 3: It tat's impossible vegan cheese.

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Speaker 1: It goes against everything I stand for. Brook It is

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Speaker 1: literally corrupt. It's a plant, It's.

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Speaker 3: Not a cheese.

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Speaker 1: It obviously It's a congealed glove of lies, is what

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Speaker 1: it is. What is happening to this country?

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Speaker 2: Wine competition?

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Speaker 3: Would it be great?

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Speaker 2: Because like cows are like terrible for the environment, dairy

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Speaker 2: is not very good.

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Speaker 1: This is the one thing cows have, It's they have

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Speaker 1: broke to be able to make good cheese, and now

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Speaker 1: plants want to take that away from them. It almost

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Speaker 1: makes me want to be voluntarily lactose intolerant.

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Speaker 3: Voluntarily, I'm gonna do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna switch off my lactose tolerance, just like that

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Speaker 1: in protest.

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Speaker 2: I think you can eat the vegan cheese if you're

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Speaker 2: lactose tall.

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Speaker 3: I think.

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Speaker 1: Trying to take a stance. Okay, plants are not cheese.

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Speaker 1: I will not stand by this, Frankfully.

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Speaker 3: The good people that the.

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Speaker 1: Cheese best recognized the impostor disqualified them immediately upon learning

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Speaker 1: about the lies that they were trying to do.

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Speaker 3: How many formal complaints.

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Speaker 1: It's a good lesson. Even when you think you're safe,

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Speaker 1: you never know when someone's gonna try and slip in

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Speaker 1: a fake on you, So you to make.

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Speaker 3: Sure that you're real or is that vegan jink over there?

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Speaker 1: I don't trust that all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Jake whole Milk here, give us a question. If

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Speaker 3: you've ever had to remind someone to not lick their desk,

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Speaker 3: you're either a chocolate factory supervisor or one of Jose's

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Speaker 3: middle school teachers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on the table, the table, smell the the table.

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Speaker 1: Yum.

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Speaker 3: Well, today just happens to be World Teacher Day. So

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Speaker 3: how are we going to celebrate these marvelous, unsung heroes

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Speaker 3: of the classroom by giving them all raises? No, Brooke

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Speaker 3: vetoed that idea, clutching her checkbook and laughing maniacally bronck

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Speaker 3: your own supply. Instead, we're gonna play a famous Hollywood

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Speaker 3: Teachers edition of twenty. I have a list of the

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Speaker 3: top twenty most memorable educators from TV shows and movies.

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Speaker 3: You just have to name one to stay in the game.

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Speaker 3: Guess wrong, and you'll be sent to the great Big

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Speaker 3: Study Hall in the sky. Oh the silver saves in

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Speaker 3: play if you guess the number one answer. And let's

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Speaker 3: start with the woman who claims to have quote learned

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Speaker 3: a lot from quote professors at quote Boise State University.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. You're right, Alex's top twenty most memorable educators

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Speaker 3: from TV or Movies's hard. I don't know if this counts,

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Speaker 3: but I'm thinking SpongeBob, Missus Puff, the driving instructor of that.

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Speaker 1: That's your first thought about a school teacher.

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Speaker 3: He never passes.

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Speaker 2: Driving school, jeff It's the whole show.

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Speaker 3: She's always going to driving school.

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Speaker 4: I love it the episode.

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Speaker 1: Thank You, We're Going Missus Podcas.

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Speaker 3: Missus Puff, the driving school instructor of Bikini Bottom, a

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Speaker 3: large pufferfish woman. It's up there, not on my list.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry Alexis didn't make the top twenty. Wow, that's

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Speaker 3: tough for you. Alexis. Next, Episodose.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Professor Feenie from Boyme's World because

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Speaker 4: I loved him.

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Speaker 1: As a kid.

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Speaker 3: Mister Phoenix number three on my list from Boys World Brook.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna go. I believe her name is

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Speaker 2: missus Frizzle from The Magic School Beast.

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Speaker 3: Amazing Miss Frizzle, Miss Valerie Frizzle number four on my list,

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Speaker 3: Just go, mister Feenie from The Magic School Bus. Rover

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Speaker 3: to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Now, I feel like I'm kind of in the same

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Speaker 1: headspace as Alexis here because I was wondering if mister

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Speaker 1: Miyagi or Yoda would count as teachers.

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Speaker 3: Yoda's the best teacher of all time.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Yoda gets paid what teachers get.

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Speaker 1: I mean they teach karate and they teach the force.

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Speaker 3: I think he's thinking school teachers. But go for it.

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Speaker 3: You don't feel lucky, Jeff Huh feeling lucky? Punk? Yes,

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Speaker 3: Jake's trying to guess. What what'd you say? Miagi? Yoda?

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Speaker 3: What you say?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now I'm scared, mister Miyagi, mister Miyagi, number seventeen on

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Speaker 3: my list.

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Speaker 4: Teacher apprentice Justice.

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Speaker 3: Let's go back to alexis like to shame you again

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Speaker 3: for your missus puff Guess now we're Jose. Good job, boys,

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Speaker 3: say I'm sorry missus Puff one one is absurd. If

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Speaker 3: we're back to.

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Speaker 4: Jose, Okay, I'm gonna go with the most famous teacher

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Speaker 4: that all the girls go crazy for, Indiana Jones.

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Speaker 2: Indiana forget about him.

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Speaker 3: It did not make the top twenty more more known

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Speaker 3: for being handsome, I guess according to this listen, let's

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Speaker 3: go to Brook. He was a professor though archeology.

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Speaker 1: Brook what is the principal's name? On Saved by the

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Speaker 1: Bell principal.

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Speaker 2: Principlesh I know, principal bel bell Yman Bell bere Bell Bellman, Principal.

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Speaker 1: Let's just shameful, Jake, don't give her that.

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Speaker 3: We're just saying the principle from Saved by the Bell

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Speaker 3: that is incorrect. His name is principal Belding Belding, No,

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Speaker 3: it wasn't. I was just saying that was a bell dinging.

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Speaker 3: Everyone please catch up. So that means, Jeffrey, you've won

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Speaker 3: today's edition plenty of twenty. Nobody got the silver save.

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Speaker 3: Let me tell you what teachers you miss? Number one

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Speaker 3: Walter White from Breaking Bad A chemistry teacher.

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Speaker 2: He's a good one, or just a famous one.

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Speaker 3: Famous? Memorable was what we were looking for. Edna Krabapple

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Speaker 3: from The Simpsons, Roland pres Presbaluski from The Wire. I

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Speaker 3: never saw it. Miss Bliss was from Saved by the Bell.

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Speaker 3: That was the teacher that made it there. Coach Fredericks

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Speaker 3: from Freaks and Geeks, Mister Garvey from Key and Pilled,

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Speaker 3: Will Will Schuster from Glee, Mister Garrison from South Park,

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Speaker 3: Miss Crabtree from the Little Rascals, Mister Cotter of Welcome

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Speaker 3: Back Cotter, Jessica Day from New Girl, mister Collins from

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Speaker 3: The Wonder Years. Yoda was on the list, Jeffrey at fifteen,

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Speaker 3: mister Katimski from My So Called Life Meogi was seventeen,

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Speaker 3: dow We Finn from School of Rock. That was Jack

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Speaker 3: Black's character, Anna Lee's Keating from How to Get Away

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Speaker 3: with Murder, and Miss Honey from Matilda. Oh My Honey

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Speaker 3: is so sweet?

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Speaker 1: I thought house. Were there any Hogwarts teachers on there? No?

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, Magic School doesn't count, but Yoda does.

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Speaker 1: The fourth is real, so okay. So I get to

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Speaker 1: choose who get shocked. They're gonna be singing schools Out

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Speaker 1: by Alice Cooper. I have to go with the plant

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Speaker 1: cheese sympathizer Fox.

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Speaker 3: School sou for summer school.

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Speaker 1: Please, that's your shock collar question of the day. Phone

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Speaker 1: taps coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,