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Speaker 1: the heartland. So if you didn't see this, and and

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Speaker 1: it did not happen last night. This did happened last week.

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Speaker 1: So a this got my attention. I said, there were

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Speaker 1: And I looked it up four hundred and seventy days

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Speaker 1: He's essentially living like a penguin at the San Diego Zoo.

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Speaker 1: on the Ben Meyler Show. Yeah, so this goes back

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Speaker 1: And as where the NEPO baby Cowboy coach Brian Schottenheimer

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Speaker 1: Cowboy regular season opener. So we know it's hot this

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Speaker 1: Urban planning. Urban Planning is an NFL head coach in

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Speaker 1: Guess what, Jim Harball will sue the NFL back to

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Speaker 1: the Stone Age, and he's gonna win because you know why,

427
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Speaker 1: he wasn't an NFL employee when this happened. Hello, right,

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Speaker 1: what about Jim Trussel. It's a non starter. It's a

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Speaker 1: non star. Now what is my evidence? I would like

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Speaker 1: you to look over at John Gruden, who currently is now.

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00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 1: The race is not over, the game is not over,

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00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 1: the scoreboard has not gone final. But at this point,

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Speaker 1: John Gruden is beating the NFL in court, and the

434
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Speaker 1: NFL needs their cronies on the Supreme Court to bail

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Speaker 1: them out. The league is already in hot water for

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Speaker 1: punishing John Gruden over the emails that he said while

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Speaker 1: he was not employed by the NFL. So do they

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Speaker 1: want to risk this again? Do they want to make

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00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: a repeat mistake with Jim Harbaugh? And what I know

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Speaker 1: about Jim Harball is he's rich, he's got lawyers, and

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Speaker 1: he's got a large ego. Those are three things I

442
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Speaker 1: know about Jim Harbor. So you think he's gonna say, ah, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll sit out six games. I'll go surf somewhere, and

444
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Speaker 1: I'll go down to down to Newport or La goon

445
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Speaker 1: Is somewhere, and I'll go serf no. Right, So here's

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Speaker 1: the deal. The I'm gona tell you what's gonna happen.

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00:26:59,359 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 1: The NFL is gonna loo at this. They'll say nothing,

448
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: and it'll kind of go away, and then urban Meyer

449
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: will go pound sand somewhere and that's it. And then

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00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,199
Speaker 1: Jim Harball will be on the sideline to believe the

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Speaker 1: charges open up with I think it's Kansas City right

452
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Speaker 1: week one there, I know they're in Brazil to begin

453
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Speaker 1: the NFL season, and he'll be screaming at the referees

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Speaker 1: and thinking he's back coaching in Columbus against Ohio State

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Speaker 1: or something like that. Like, hey, Jimm's Week one of

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Speaker 1: the NFL. The only thing Jim Harbaugh is in danger

457
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: of getting suspended for is khaki pants. That's it. Like

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Speaker 1: the khakis he wears they can get in trouble with that.

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Speaker 1: Right now, Moving on from that, we head to page

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Speaker 1: two Indianapolis. We go follow up to the follow up,

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Speaker 1: follow up to the follow up. So Daniel Jones has

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Speaker 1: been asked the question and he has responded to the

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Speaker 1: question Why is anything going to be different with the Colts.

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Speaker 1: You sucked with the Giants, So why would anyone think

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Speaker 1: things are going to be better with the team in Indianapolis?

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Speaker 1: And Jones said, quote, I think every situation is different,

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Speaker 1: he said, telling reporters every season is different. I'm growing

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Speaker 1: and developing as a player constantly, he said. He went

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Speaker 1: on to say a lot of things go into it.

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Speaker 1: I think I am prepared, Daniel Jones said, and will

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Speaker 1: continue to work hard. All right, So what did you

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Speaker 1: take away from Daniel Jones explaining his second act with

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Speaker 1: the Colts is going to be different? So the first

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Speaker 1: thought I had is this is really ground baking. It's groundbreaking,

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Speaker 1: it's glass shattering commentary from Daniel Jones. It is I've

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Speaker 1: never heard an athlete say that. This is like saying

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Speaker 1: I'll be better at chess this time because I'm using

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Speaker 1: a different board. Well, no, it's the same. It's the

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Speaker 1: same game. No, No, the board's different, the boards different. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Danny boy. Right, you still got to move

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00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: the pieces around and all that stuff. You've got to

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Speaker 1: navigate everything that the NFL. It's not some kind of

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Speaker 1: group therapy session. Oh, it's getting closer to that. It's

484
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Speaker 1: getting closer to that, it's not there yet. And the

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Speaker 1: line that I loved was I'm growing and developing as

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Speaker 1: a player constantly right off sportscliche dot com. So I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna ask you a question, serious question. What does that

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Speaker 1: even mean? Like, that's the kind of thing you say

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Speaker 1: when your statue. You look at your statuet and you've

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00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: got to like put it near your your eyes. You're like, whoa,

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Speaker 1: that's like a one of those Sudoku puzzles, Right, is

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Speaker 1: a twenty four forty four and one twenty four to

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Speaker 1: forty four and one as a starter. That is not growth.

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00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:43,480
Speaker 1: That is erosion. That's the coastline eroding back into the ocean. Right.

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00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: It's perfect Danny Dimes. Right. The guy talks like he's

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Speaker 1: some middle manager on LinkedIn who just got whacked from

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Speaker 1: his job. He's like, I am prepared and I will

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Speaker 1: continue to work hard, no life, no feeling. But I

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00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 1: am happy that you're cutting and pasting that, because that's

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Speaker 1: never been said by any quarterback every you know, this

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00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,360
Speaker 1: is the first time in my life that a quarterback

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Speaker 1: has said that I am going to again be prepared

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Speaker 1: and work hard. Never happens, and I'm sure he'll say

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Speaker 1: that right after he throws a pick six on a

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Speaker 1: bubble screen. That's it. So yeah, people say it's a

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Speaker 1: fresh start, it's not. It's a relocation of mediocrity, is

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Speaker 1: what it is. It's it's kind of like if you

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00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:36,479
Speaker 1: have a broken air fryer and you change apartments, You're like,

509
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: in the back of my dad bounced from apartment to apartment.

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Speaker 1: So you change apartments, You're like, of course they didn't

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Speaker 1: have air friers back then, but you change apartments and

512
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: just go with the story, and you're like, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna buy a new air fraw, I'm gonna take the

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Speaker 1: old air fryer, and magically it's gonna work. Just because

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00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,680
Speaker 1: I moved, it's gonna work. Spoiler alert, it's still not

516
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,640
Speaker 1: gonna it's not gonna turn on. If it does turn on,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna sputter a little bit, and it's it's gonna disappoint.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna this point. And so the colts, I look

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00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: at this on the outside, they're treating Daniel Jones like

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Speaker 1: a fixer upper with good bones. I think that show

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00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 1: was filmed in Indianapolis on HG TV. Good bones, and

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Speaker 1: I look at it on the outside and I'm like, well, no,

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00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: he's a quarterback version of a house that's got black

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Speaker 1: mold and a cracked foundation. You don't renovate it, you

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00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: bulldoze it. And that's it, right. And Jones. The other

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00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: thing about this is he clearly needs validation. He's like

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Speaker 1: a guy. And we've all seen these dopes, and there's

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00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 1: women that do it, more women than men that do it.

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Speaker 1: But they posted the Jim selfies and the guys will

530
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: always say, oh, the grind never stops. And I'm like, oh,

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00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 1: that guy's at JABRONI, that guy's at Gibroni's that guy's

532
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: a meat ed But listen, we get it. Dude. You're

533
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: at the gym. Congratulations, you want a cookie. You're working hard.

534
00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: Guess what most people are doing some kind of exercise

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00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: otherwise you become a blob. Right, you want credit for effort.

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00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 1: That's not how it works. It's the NFL all that stuff,

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00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: blah blah, it's not Pop Warner any Jones continues to

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00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: have almost no substance. He's got less substance than a

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00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 1: protein shake made with skimmed milk. And you know, a

540
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,959
Speaker 1: bunch of broken dreams tossed in there for flavor. And

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Speaker 1: so it's always those things, right, Well, don't tell me,

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00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: don't tell me. Ah, yeah, I'm gonna do this. I'm

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00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: gonna do that, all that stuff. Now show me what

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00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: you did, and then you can tell me how you

545
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: did it after you've done it all. Right, now, final point.

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Speaker 1: We go back to the story. In Indianapolis, there was

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Speaker 1: a humdinger. Now this was full credit in US. I

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Speaker 1: did not see this. It was sent in by a

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00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: listener who knows the show and knows what I think

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00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,960
Speaker 1: is red meat doing the talk show. So I want

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00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: to think. I believe his name is Mike. He's not

552
00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: in Indianapolis, but he's somewhere in Indiana, and he says

553
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 1: small town and yeah, he listens a couple hours at night.

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00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 1: And so he sent me this quote. He said, Ben,

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00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: why didn't you mention this? That's why I didn't see it.

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00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: That's why I didn't mention it. So now I'm aware

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00:33:08,880 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: of it, so I'm going to talk about it right now.

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Speaker 1: So this is Shane Steiken. You don't know who that is,

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00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: likely unless you're an Indianapolis and a Colts fan. He's

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00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,720
Speaker 1: the head coach there, and he was peppered with questions

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00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: on why should the fan, why should the season ticket

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Speaker 1: holder of the Colts believe in Daniel Jones? He was

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Speaker 1: an abject failure with the Giants. And Shane Stiken paused

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Speaker 1: for a second. It wasn't a long pause, brief pause,

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Speaker 1: and he said, I think that he meaning Daniel Jones,

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Speaker 1: has proven that he's played good football in that twenty

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00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:51,840
Speaker 1: twenty two season. Stikeen stated he had a hell of

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Speaker 1: a year that year. The coach said, I think that

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Speaker 1: was the highest completion rate in New York Giants franchise

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Speaker 1: history that season. Stiking quote continues on Daniel Jones quote,

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Speaker 1: He's proven to do it. I know he's had his

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00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: ups and downs, but everyone's journey is different, and we

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Speaker 1: feel confident in his abilities. Close quote question, how would

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Speaker 1: you grade Shane Steiken's defense for Daniel Jones proving he

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00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 1: can get it done with the Colts didn't get it

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Speaker 1: done with the Giants. How he's gonna get it done

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Speaker 1: with the Colts. So that was a masterclass in football

578
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: gas lighting with a capital G. So let's break this

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00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: apart scientifically. We'll put it under the Mallard microscope. So

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00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: the quote, the first quote that stood out, Jones had

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Speaker 1: a hell of a year in twenty twenty two. Now

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Speaker 1: a coach, it's Ben Mallor. I do a little overnight

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Speaker 1: show here at Fox Sport rated coach. Yeah, that year

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Speaker 1: where he had a hell of the giant offense looked

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00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: like it was powered by a rotary phone. Who are

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00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: you talking about? They won a playoff game against the Vikings.

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00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, they beat Kirk Cousins of the playoffs.

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00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: That's true. You know where the Giants passing offense ranked

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Speaker 1: with Daniel Jones, Yeah, they were twenty sixth in the

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Speaker 1: NFL in twenty twenty two. That's a hell of a year.

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Speaker 1: Can I have Shane Steikeen is my boss creating my work.

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Speaker 1: If that's a hell of a year, that's a hell

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Speaker 1: of a year if you're at a haunted house for checkdowns.

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Speaker 1: So Shane Steikeen is really telling the Indianapolis fan listen.

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Speaker 1: I know it didn't work out with the Giants, but

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Speaker 1: it's gonna work out now. And I'm your financial advisor,

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00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: and I would like you to buy on your app

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00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: on your phone where you buy stocks. I would like

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00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: you to invest in Radio Shack. I want you to

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Speaker 1: buy Radio Shack stock in twenty twenty five because they're

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Speaker 1: gonna make a big comeback. Okay uh. He said, Jones

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00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: had the highest completion rate in Giant's history, and while true,

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00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: you know what that means if you go back and

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00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: look at the tape there were a lot of three

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00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,879
Speaker 1: yard slants to Richie James back in twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like bragging that your kid is an

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00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 1: honors student, got straight a's, and you don't explain the

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00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: rest of the story. As the Great Paul Harvey would say,

609
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: all of the kids classes were gym classes. It's the

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00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 1: amazing randy of quarterback spin, sleight of hand, smoking mirrors.

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00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: That's a little salesman razzle, dazzle and all that. Like

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00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: the Colts quarterback Plan. They're not rebuilding, they're rebranding failure.

613
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 1: Like all right, we got this furniture that's kind of

614
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: old and it smells musty. Let's just move it around,

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00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: why not? And steichen sound If you remember, I used

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00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,280
Speaker 1: to watch The Simpsons. I haven't watched it much recently,

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00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: but Homer's had a great quote one time. He said

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00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: everybody is stupid except me. And that's what Shane Steichen

619
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,360
Speaker 1: sounds like. Sounds like Homer Simpson. Everybody is stupid except me.

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Speaker 1: Now I get it. He's got to defend the indefensible decision.

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Speaker 1: There was no good decision because either way, the Colts

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Speaker 1: were absolutely poorked here. If they had gone with Anthony Richardson,

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00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 1: well he sucks, he can't play. And they brought in

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Speaker 1: Daniel Jones, and we know, we know more that Daniel

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00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 1: Jones sucks than Anthony richards So this was a combo platter.

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Speaker 1: It was a combo platter for the Colts. And he's like, well,

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Speaker 1: I got optimism, but there's also a delusion.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: It's really leaned in. He leaned into coach me. It's like,

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Speaker 1: let me cherry pick a mid tier stat and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to wrap that mid tier stat. I'm going to

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Speaker 1: wrap it up in a blanket of hope, hope blanket,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going to serve it to the fan base

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Speaker 1: like it's filet Minon and which he really is. You

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Speaker 1: just reheated four day old meat loaf is what you'd

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Speaker 1: unseasoned four day old meat loaf. Congratulations, Way to go.

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Speaker 1: Coach Way to Go.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 1: Here we Go, Here we go, Here we go, Here

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Speaker 1: we go. It's maller. How about that? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, cool please.

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Speaker 3: About a month ago, it was reported buying an anonymous

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Speaker 3: insider that it would take a godfather offer for the

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Speaker 3: Giants to trade Jamis Winston. Back then, you said you

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Speaker 3: weren't buying it. Now, Giants assistant GM Brandon Brown said,

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Speaker 3: I appreciate people that are interested, but Jamis is a

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Speaker 3: New York giant. Ben, are you having you now?

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Speaker 1: Well, he is a New York giant. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: believe it. Listen, that's how you play the game. You said, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about hypotheticals. They always do

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Speaker 1: that bull crap. I'm not gonna talk about hypotheticals. Blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 3: Listen.

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Speaker 1: If I'm if I've got this right as I understand it,

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Speaker 1: Russell Wilson's going to start at some point, Jackson Dart

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Speaker 1: with an X is going to play. So what's the

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Speaker 1: way if if someone's gonna trade you a conditional fifth

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Speaker 1: round pick for Jamis Winston and he's not gonna play.

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Speaker 3: Trade him next Nearly two months into NBA free agency

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Speaker 3: and Russell Westbrook is still without a team. It's even

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Speaker 3: being reported that he could remain unsigned by the start

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Speaker 3: of the season, Ben, do you think that will happen?

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Speaker 1: Well, I thought he was gonna go to Sacramento. That

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Speaker 1: was the hot rumor, and I guess that fizzled out.

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Speaker 1: And uh, you know, Russell, he'll be in the NBA somewhere,

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Speaker 1: he'll be He'll be in the NBA. He's gonna be

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Speaker 1: on a team. Uh, And it's gonna it's not obviously

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Speaker 1: not gonna happen till before training camp. But I don't

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Speaker 1: believe that he's going to be unemployed when the season

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Speaker 1: starts next.

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Speaker 3: Mariners outfielder Victor Billbleisz was suspended ten games for an

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Speaker 3: incident earlier this week, when he hurled a bat at

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Speaker 3: a pitcher after getting hit by a pitch during a

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Speaker 3: rehab assignment. Ben, do you think he got off easy?

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Speaker 1: Yes, you you don't. That's it. You cannot do that.

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Speaker 1: You can't throw the bat, you can't do it. There's

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Speaker 1: a lot of things you can do and they'll look

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Speaker 1: the other way. I mean, you go through baseball history

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Speaker 1: that you can kill some No, how do we do cooogy?

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Speaker 1: I'm as you can bludgeon someone with.

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Speaker 3: Time, honey, honey, I carry.

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Speaker 1: Ask bed Twitter. Send us your questions on Twitter now

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Speaker 1: and the way we go to ask Ben your questions,

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Speaker 1: our answers as we widen our horizons unless we don't

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Speaker 1: hear the reading of the questions now and go over

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Speaker 1: to the Cooper loop for the reading of those questions.

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Speaker 1: Here we got actual questions by actual listeners. Hashtag. You

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Speaker 1: can send that in right now ask beg all.

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Speaker 3: Right, Ben, We're gonna start with a good one from

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Speaker 3: Lady Sideburns.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Lady Sideburns one of my favorite of all the

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Speaker 1: women that have sideburns, Lady Sideburns is my favorite.

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Speaker 3: I don't think that we have ever been asked this before.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a new question. We always get the same questions,

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Speaker 1: but this is a new question. Original question.

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Speaker 3: Sided crew, Which foot do you put your shoe on first?

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Speaker 1: So when it comes to this, I'm ambidexterous. I am Okay.

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Speaker 1: Some days I do the right foot, some days I

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Speaker 1: do the left foot. It's not the same every day.

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Speaker 1: It's not there's no rhyme or reason to it. It's

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Speaker 1: some days I go right, some days I go to

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Speaker 1: the left. That's Lorena, gosh, this is a very difficult question.

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Speaker 7: It's got to be the right foot first, because I

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Speaker 7: just put my foot directly in the shoe.

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Speaker 8: I don't even like bend down anymore. I just put

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Speaker 8: the foot.

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Speaker 1: Saw is there a saw?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 8: It would be my right foot first? Then?

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Speaker 3: Really?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, because I put my right foot over my left leg.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, okay, cool, I am the opposite.

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Speaker 1: See.

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Speaker 3: I initially when I read the question, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I think I do both, And then I sat and

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Speaker 3: thought about it, and it is my left foot every

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Speaker 3: single time. That's the first one.

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Speaker 1: Okay. No, No, I'm more advanced. I can do the

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Speaker 1: right or the left. You know. It's more open minded

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Speaker 1: than you are. Cool. So that's but what is next

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Speaker 1: year's ask? Ben? Your questions are answers for the rest

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Speaker 1: of the hour.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's see, we're gonna go with this. One's dangerous.

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Speaker 3: A JT the Wingman.

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Speaker 1: Hi JT. I met him at Many Malla Meet Grease.

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Speaker 1: JT is a big fan of show. I met him

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Speaker 1: in South Carolina. He was in Vegas last year. He's

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Speaker 1: been all over the place.

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Speaker 3: He says, what is your favorite guilty pleasure in Las Vegas?

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Speaker 1: You know, I just love walking. I don't know it's

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Speaker 1: a guilty pleasure. I love walking around Fremont Street. It's

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Speaker 1: like a human zoo. They don't charge for it, and

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Speaker 1: just walking around and seeing all the characters around Vegas

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Speaker 1: and all that stuff. So I know that's really a

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Speaker 1: guilty pleasure.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: I gamble, obviously, I've been on sports and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: But I I don't. I guess I'm boring. I don't

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Speaker 1: really something I really really do. That's tab But what

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Speaker 1: about you, well, Lorena, I don't know if you talk

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Speaker 1: about it? Hold on, all right, here we go, here

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Speaker 1: we go.

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Speaker 8: Gosh.

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Speaker 7: I love getting super fancy and then making sure everyone's

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Speaker 7: staring as I walk around. And I love drinking the

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Speaker 7: most egregious martinis in the nicest dresses.

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Speaker 1: That's what I like doing okay, you like, are you

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Speaker 1: one of those people that gets the glass that's down

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Speaker 1: to your your ankle?

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Speaker 8: You know those will make you puke. Don't drink those?

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Speaker 1: Why will they make you pukee.

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Speaker 8: Is they're full of sugar?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, my friend, those are all over the place.

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Speaker 8: Man, Yeah, they're so bad.

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Speaker 1: All right? Cool?

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Speaker 3: What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas?

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Speaker 1: Oh, speakeasy swingers club? You're going to? All right? What's

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Speaker 1: next year? What do we got? Coolhere? We got? Here?

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Speaker 2: We go?

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Speaker 3: This question from fer Dawn. Hi, Fergie, would you rather

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Speaker 3: only be able to scream or whisper when you talk?

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Speaker 3: I mean the time? No normal voice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Both would both would suck? I guess I'd go screaming.

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Speaker 1: I would. I don't talk much if I if I

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Speaker 1: had that, I wouldn't talk much. But you scream. I

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Speaker 1: want people to hear you, so I'll go scream. What

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Speaker 1: about you? Rader?

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Speaker 8: Obviously screaming?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, obviously obviously I was gonna say whisper.

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Speaker 3: But I mean, you guys both being so adamant about it,

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Speaker 3: it's making me double guess my my pick.

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Speaker 1: If you whisper, you might as well not be able

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Speaker 1: to talk. Nobody can hear you, so give.

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Speaker 3: You every time you scream, Like eventually people will be like,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to hang out that guy. It's very

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Speaker 3: it's very loud and annoying.

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Speaker 1: Good. What's next year? What do we have?

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Speaker 3: Alf?

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Speaker 1: The alien?

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Speaker 3: O piner hi Alf he would have.

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Speaker 1: Not made him someday I'm gonna meet him.

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Speaker 3: Go ahead, Yes, he would like to know fries or

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Speaker 3: onion rings? And also isn't it great when you get

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Speaker 3: one of the other mixed in with your order?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And if I ever end up working in fast

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Speaker 1: food and a few more bad jos, I probably will.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the guy that puts extra fries at

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Speaker 1: the bottom of the back. That's my move.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: I read one of these marketing books that I read

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Speaker 1: a while back, and they said that five guys now

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Speaker 1: five guys gouges you and I don't go there anymore

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Speaker 1: because it's too expensive. But they said, part of the

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Speaker 1: original appeal of five guys is they intentionally overfilled the

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Speaker 1: fries because they knew the customer would it. Boy, I'm

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Speaker 1: getting a lot, you know, getting I'm getting more banged

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Speaker 1: from my buck. And it was a little marketing trick,

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Speaker 1: and it worked until they raised the price of the

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Speaker 1: fry and then people realize, well, I'm getting a lot,

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Speaker 1: but I ain't going there. But yeah, friser. I eat

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Speaker 1: many more fries than onion rings. The problem with onion

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Speaker 1: rings is it's got to be properly fried and breaded.

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Speaker 1: If it's too big, the onion ring and there's too

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Speaker 1: much just the onion's too big. The onion to breading

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Speaker 1: race got to be right, and very few places do

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Speaker 1: it right. So I'll go Potato, I'll go the I'll

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Speaker 1: go the fry. Lorena.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I love a good onion ring.

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Speaker 1: Well I do, don't get me wrong. I love a

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Speaker 1: good ring because.

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Speaker 8: That's like a delicacy, you know what I'm saying. Like

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Speaker 8: fries are an everyday thing. But but I don't want

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Speaker 8: to fancy.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to eat an onion ring that's the

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Speaker 1: size of a bagel. I don't want.

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Speaker 7: Really, I love it, though I have to like bite

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Speaker 7: in one side and then go around like, yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, the onion is too big. That is bad onions ratio.

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Speaker 3: Baddion etiquette.

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Speaker 8: I'm gonna go onion ring.

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Speaker 3: Cool now see, I think the onion ring is a

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Speaker 3: is a treat. I like it, Like Loraina, I don't

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Speaker 3: know that I could every time get onion rings. Uh,

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Speaker 3: the fries are more of an everyday thing for sure,

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Speaker 3: but a bomb onion ring completely trumps like bomb fries.

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Speaker 1: However, though the potato you get everything out of the potato,

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Speaker 1: get the fry, but you get potato wedges out of

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Speaker 1: the potato, you get the crinkle cut. Those are considered

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00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,040
Speaker 1: fries as well. So like the onion ring, Yeah, there's

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Speaker 1: thick onion rings and there's thin on you ring, but

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Speaker 1: there's only a couple of different ways to make on

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Speaker 1: your ring. The potato, though, you can even drink the

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00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,400
Speaker 1: potato and make it alcohol, So it's you go with

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Speaker 1: the potato. All right, What's next?

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Speaker 3: The King Rory would like to know. Have you ever

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Speaker 3: bought a product off the TV?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Got yeah, Well, I'm of the age like before

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Speaker 1: before the internet. Back in my day, I loved late

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Speaker 1: night infomercials. Me and my brother bought this car wax

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Speaker 1: because the guy lit the car on fire with the

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Speaker 1: wax and we thought, oh man, we got we gotta

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Speaker 1: beat you know, our grandpa's car, where we'll light it

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Speaker 1: on fire and so we bought some car wax, and

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Speaker 1: I bought a couple of other things off those infomercials.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I bought probably less than five, but more

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Speaker 1: than two.

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Speaker 8: Lorena shockingly, no, I know my grandma.

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Speaker 1: Did you know?

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Speaker 8: It's an old person thing, not not so much of

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Speaker 8: me thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you, Lorain, I appreciate that. Coop. We'll go

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Speaker 1: ahead there.

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Speaker 3: Cool. Yes, I have like a magic role back in

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Speaker 3: the day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're an old person.

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Speaker 3: Magic at home. We'll start to do this real quick.

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Speaker 3: What is your favorite commercial jingle?

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Speaker 1: Oscar Mayer, I'll go ahead.

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Speaker 7: That's from Rob the Goman one eight hundred and five

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Speaker 7: eight eight two three.

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Speaker 1: Today what about cars for kids? Yeah, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: good one too. Won't get eleven