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Speaker 1: This week at the Parlor Live Comedy Club from the

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Speaker 1: nine seven thousand another yell Hello, Can I speak to Michelle? Please?

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Speaker 1: This is she Hey Michelle. My name is Seth McElroy.

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine gave me your number and told

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Speaker 1: me I should call you. He says that you do

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Speaker 1: voiceover work. Yeah, I do. How can I help you? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm a director. I do a lot of local stuff

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Speaker 1: and most like documentary typework. But I'm looking for someone

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Speaker 1: to do some voiceovers for a few of my movies. Okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm willing to pay about ten thousand dollars. Oh okay, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so I can do all sorts of different types of

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Speaker 1: voices and accents and that kind of thing. Oh perfect. Well,

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Speaker 1: would you mind if I just kind of auditioned you

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Speaker 1: on the phone real quick? No, not at all? All right, awesome? Like,

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Speaker 1: how about I just give you a couple of movie lines,

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Speaker 1: like famous movie lines, and then ask you to read

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Speaker 1: them a certain way, just so I can see if

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Speaker 1: you have what I'm looking for. Sure, absolutely, I'll just

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Speaker 1: throw a line out there. Why don't you try, you know,

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Speaker 1: from that movie of Paula thirteen? Houston, we have a problem.

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Speaker 1: But can you read that kind of like Mickey Mouse,

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Speaker 1: but like Mickey Mouse? Yeah, so, Houston, I can't do it,

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Speaker 1: but I'm sure, Yeah, I'll give it my best shot. Um, Houston,

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Speaker 1: we have a problem. Okay, that sounded more like Minie

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Speaker 1: Mouse to me. I was looking for more of a

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Speaker 1: Mickey sound, right. Yeah, Um, I don't really do Mickey Mouse. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't really do animated voices, but I can certainly

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Speaker 1: try to get you know, Mickey Mouse is a male mouse, right,

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Speaker 1: I mean that sounded like a total chick mouse right.

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Speaker 1: Well you're talking to a woman. Um, But again, I

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Speaker 1: can try my best for you. You know what, Let's

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Speaker 1: not worry about that. I don't even know if I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna need a Mickey Mouse voice. Let's do a line

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Speaker 1: from I don't know snow White, you know, the mirror

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Speaker 1: Mirror on the wall, Who's the fairest of them all?

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Speaker 1: Can you do that line for me? But read it

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Speaker 1: like Forrest Gump would read it? Um? Okay, sure, a mirror,

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Speaker 1: mirror on the wall. Who's the fairest of them all?

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Speaker 1: This kind of sound like Goofy was like, you're going

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Speaker 1: back towards the animated thing. Listen, if I knew you

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Speaker 1: only worked in cartoons and I can, you know I

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Speaker 1: can find someone else. I'm actually not in animation, which

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Speaker 1: I sort of said to you earlier when you've asked

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Speaker 1: me to do Mickey Mouse. And again, I am a female,

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Speaker 1: not a male, and you've now given me two male voices.

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Speaker 1: How about this? Why don't I just give you an

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Speaker 1: easy one? Because I really would like to hire you.

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Speaker 1: You remember the movie Filled to Dreams, famous movie baseball guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: fall diamond in his backyard, that kind of thing. It

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Speaker 1: appeared magically, Yeah yeah, remember the famous I'm from that movie.

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Speaker 1: If you build it, he will come right. Can you

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Speaker 1: read that line for me? But how Godzilla might say it?

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Speaker 1: Godzilla doesn't even talk. All he does is like he's

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Speaker 1: a freaking, like crazy, whacked out sort of dinosaur. If

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Speaker 1: you're upset, they don't they don't talk. They don't have

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Speaker 1: a voice. He could talk. He could have a voice.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, let's not label him a heat

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Speaker 1: It could be a sheet because earlier. Are you worried

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Speaker 1: about doing male voice? I know Godzilla is a dude,

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Speaker 1: but all right, I suppose I can look it up

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Speaker 1: on Google to see if he's gender specific. But are

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Speaker 1: you kidding me? I just said as a female and

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Speaker 1: not animated. You could do a female. They're like what

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Speaker 1: I'm doing? Or you don't? You could do a female Godzilla?

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Speaker 1: Care anymore? Godzilla is not a female? Okay, in front

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Speaker 1: of my computer right now, you don't know that for sure?

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Speaker 1: Godzilla is a dude that I guarantee you didn't google that.

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Speaker 1: I totally googled it. I'm right in front of my

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Speaker 1: computer right is not a female. It's a male. Godzilla

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Speaker 1: could be Affiously, this is all been real cute and all,

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Speaker 1: but I'm done with it. Now. We have another issue though,

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Speaker 1: other than the voiceover work. Now we've got to figure

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Speaker 1: out about Godzilla, because you're saying that it's a dude.

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Speaker 1: But I don't think so. I've seen a lot of

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Speaker 1: those movies. Never once have I seen it. I've never

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Speaker 1: seen a dude. Seriously, you're sick and you're whacked out.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen even have anything? No one would call

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Speaker 1: a voiceover artist and be like, oh yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: to offer you ten grand to do something for my independent,

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Speaker 1: pissy documentary films that no one never heard of in

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Speaker 1: their entire friend Wow. Wow, okay all of this. Go

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Speaker 1: on Google and explore how Godzilla doesn't have it. Then,

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Speaker 1: by all it means you, Herbert go on Google and

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Speaker 1: explore how Godzilla doesn't have it. I had a dude,

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Speaker 1: I am totally done with this phone call before you

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Speaker 1: before you hang up, listen before you hang up. Look,

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Speaker 1: okay we disagree. Obviously we can't work together, but I

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Speaker 1: also should let you know that this is a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. Oh me, are you serious? Yeah? This is

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Speaker 1: actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm

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Speaker 1: moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your fiance Jeff set you up? Oh what U? He

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Speaker 1: says that you get a lot of weird requests for

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Speaker 1: voiceover work. Yeah, I get a lot of weird records.

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Speaker 1: And for the record, for the record, Godzilla is a

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Speaker 1: female telling you he's a check damn it crazy week

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