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Speaker 1: It's another jewel on the twenties. I'm hello, This is Rachel.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh, Rachel, my name's Hilario.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Who Hilario? Hilario Hilario? And how can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Well, I don't know if you remember me,

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Speaker 1: but you cut my hair a few weeks ago. Um,

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Speaker 1: you probably sat a lot of people's hair, so maybe

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Speaker 1: you don't remember. Yeah, I'm not earl. Sure, Um what

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Speaker 1: can I help you with? Um? Well, I love something there?

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, um, we do have a lost and found

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Speaker 1: What did you leave my hair? I'm sorry my hair

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Speaker 1: because you cut it. Yeah. Yeah, that's a funny joke. Um, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I thought it was pretty funny. Yeah. Did you want

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Speaker 1: to schedule another appointment? Well? No, I was wondering if

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Speaker 1: you could help me with something else. Okay, perhaps, so

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Speaker 1: after my haircut, I gave you a tip of three dollars, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Well, now that I've had this new haircut

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Speaker 1: for a while, I don't think it's worth that amount

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Speaker 1: of money, so I'd like my three dollars back. Do

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Speaker 1: you want your tip back? Yes, I'd like my three

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Speaker 1: dollars back because I've had better haircuts in my day.

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Speaker 1: So if you were unsatisfied, why didn't you tell me

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Speaker 1: after your haircut while you were here? Um, Well, because

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Speaker 1: my bus driver never said anything about it. What what

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Speaker 1: do you mean? Well, usually my bus driver says, Hilario,

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Speaker 1: that's a fresh looking cut, and I say something like

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Speaker 1: thank you back to him, but he didn't say anything

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Speaker 1: to me, So I don't think it's fair to get

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Speaker 1: my three dollars back. Well, you're I mean, if you

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Speaker 1: got to write the bus down here to pick up

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Speaker 1: your three dollars, that's your bus there, so it's not

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Speaker 1: really gonna e coal out. Well, it's sort of the

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Speaker 1: principle of the thing, you see, because my bus driver

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Speaker 1: didn't care. I don't know why you're basing what your

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Speaker 1: bus driver thinks about your hair. We do a really

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Speaker 1: good job here. Is definitely not as good of a

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Speaker 1: job as I've had before, because my bus driver has

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Speaker 1: commented on it every time, and he didn't comment on

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Speaker 1: it this time. And I've ridden the bus five times

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Speaker 1: since I had my haircut. Well, maybe your bus driver

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Speaker 1: didn't have his glasses on. Well, you don't know my

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Speaker 1: bus driver because he doesn't wear glasses. He had lay

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Speaker 1: six surgery a few years ago. Okay, and so if

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Speaker 1: I see him every day, he should know that I

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Speaker 1: had my haircut, but he didn't notice. I'm sorry. What's

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Speaker 1: your name again? Hilario? Hilario, Hilario, Well, Hilario, this is

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Speaker 1: kind of hilariy is. I've never had anyone asked me

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Speaker 1: for a tip back. I mean, if it's gonna bust

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Speaker 1: your bank, then by all means, I mean, how are

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Speaker 1: you saying I can come get my three dollars? I mean,

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Speaker 1: if it's gonna get you off the phone, then fine,

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Speaker 1: come down and get your three bucks. Okay, well, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. Can I have four dollars back? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 1: What I would like another extra dollar? No, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know you gave me three. I'm not giving you extra.

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Speaker 1: Why I would I give you extra? This is a third? Well,

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Speaker 1: I need one more dollars so I can buy a

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Speaker 1: hat for my stuffy, buy a what I need to

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Speaker 1: buy a new hat for mister pumpernickel. He's my stuffy.

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Speaker 1: What the hell's a stuffy? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: He's my stuffed animal and sometimes his ears get cold.

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Speaker 1: You've got to be kidding me. I don't really have

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Speaker 1: time for this. I have to get back to work.

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Speaker 1: May come down. I'm not kidding you because it's a

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Speaker 1: stuffed rabbit, but he's a short haired rabbit so his

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Speaker 1: ears get cold. You know what, I'm not giving you

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Speaker 1: your three bucks back. You and mister Punker Dickle, Mikele

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Speaker 1: whatever pickle can go ride to me on pumper nickel. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. I gotta go. I

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Speaker 1: gotta get Acording to your friend Cassie, she said you'd

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Speaker 1: give me five dollars. Wait, who your friend Cassie? All right,

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Speaker 1: now the little freaked out here? What's going on? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty simple. Your friend Cassie asked me to do

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call on you. Wait what because this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you and your friend Cassie

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Speaker 1: set you up. Oh my god? Are you serious? Yeah? You?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. She told me you've had some real

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Speaker 1: weirdos come in and get their haircut lately and wanted

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Speaker 1: to play a joke on you. What I was like,

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Speaker 1: who is this freak asking back for his tip? Like?

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Speaker 1: Who does that? That has never happened to me before? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think dudes that ride the bus with their stuffed animals.

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Speaker 1: They do that kind of thing all the time, every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jul phone taps weekdays on the twenty five

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Speaker 1: one hundred bucks one eight six six moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: five