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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today and

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Speaker 1: the subject is best friends and lovers. But we'll get

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Speaker 1: to that in just a bit. Right now, though, it

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Speaker 1: is the nephews turned with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nephew tom Me? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: what y'all do. Have done a little creeping in our days.

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Speaker 1: All of us have done it. Creep, creep, creep, But

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Speaker 1: this right here is the creeping half, the creeping half,

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Speaker 1: not the beast. Yeah, yeah, if you would so, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to speak it, hug. You got him? How you

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Speaker 1: day I'm doing? I ain't doing too good. You have

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Speaker 1: been overre praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: You know came over here three times in one week.

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Speaker 1: My wife had already went through the operation and all that.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna be fine. I don't need you over your

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Speaker 1: praying three times a week, because, honestly, I think it so.

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Speaker 1: I think it's something else on your mind when you

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Speaker 1: come over here praying for my wife. I ain't stupid, brother,

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Speaker 1: You kind of hold it, brother, This is body, this

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Speaker 1: is well. Your wife was on the second show, then lift.

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Speaker 1: I never actually to come back requestioned that I come back. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he ain't requested for you to bring your black to

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Speaker 1: my house for no damn pre times in one week, man,

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Speaker 1: So you cut that boy down with me. Hold it, brother.

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Speaker 1: I came with sister Georgia the first time. The second

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Speaker 1: time I came by myself because she wasn't able to

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Speaker 1: come by, and I only stayed fifteen men each time.

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Speaker 1: So what's the problem. Because I already know what you

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Speaker 1: what you do. I know you're trying to hollate my wife.

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Speaker 1: I ain't shoot how apout your wife? I have a wife.

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Speaker 1: Why would I happen to your wife? She's part of you.

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Speaker 1: Already know what you already know what you're doing. Man,

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Speaker 1: you're up in white whine whine whine. Nobody at the house.

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Speaker 1: I already know what you're doing. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Keep your black away from my damn house. If you

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Speaker 1: want to pray for my wife my wife wait, ain't wait, man,

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Speaker 1: you can't talk to you lay hands. That's what you're

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Speaker 1: gonna now. Brother, ain't gonna be none of that, and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna be none of that. You're talking to the

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Speaker 1: wrong brother. Not okay. Now, first of all, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna disrespect me and curse me out. Okay, that's not

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Speaker 1: even the way brother should be talking to brother. Second

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Speaker 1: of all, if there's any laying on the hands, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be my hands laying on you. Okay. You ain't

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Speaker 1: the la lady I know trying to my wife. If

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Speaker 1: I find out what you know that you mess around

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Speaker 1: with my wife, it's gonna be I know, crazy. I'm

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Speaker 1: just letting you talk. I'm gonna say it one more time.

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Speaker 1: Keep your black stop around my First of all, I

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Speaker 1: told you once again you can't be talking to me

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Speaker 1: like that. Now I'm trying to be cool about the

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Speaker 1: situation because I know you may be just upset. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I can appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and

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Speaker 1: I'll be upset if somebody was coming back to my

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Speaker 1: wife show out with your wife I do with my wife.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm only came abuse? Maybe I

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Speaker 1: need to come out your house and how let your wife?

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Speaker 1: Are you welcome to come come and come and lay

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Speaker 1: something over there on? Huh hold? Holy one, yeah, holy one,

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Speaker 1: I told you before being disrespected. Now that was a

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Speaker 1: very giddiot of stapement for you to make. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. If I kept your black shaft my

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Speaker 1: house again, I'm gonna play this man, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: getting on the phone with you, you your pastors any

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Speaker 1: more than because if anybody come by my house again

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Speaker 1: and I ain't there, I'm kicking your black got some promise,

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Speaker 1: you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be any swooping going on, I'm gonna be kicking

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Speaker 1: your I'm gonna lay my hands on you and I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you.

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Speaker 1: Just foot. I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've

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Speaker 1: had it with you, you know, And I only went

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Speaker 1: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem

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Speaker 1: you should have caused the pastor. Okay, but you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone left.

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Speaker 1: You want to do somebody, you can meet me any pace. Well,

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Speaker 1: I've been man, you know. As a matter of fact,

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Speaker 1: I can go anywhere I wanted in this town. If

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Speaker 1: are you you know you just you know it's just

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Speaker 1: a stupid brother. Okay. You to come to church. You

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Speaker 1: need to sell you the one. You need to come

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Speaker 1: must be something wrong at your house. You'd be worried

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Speaker 1: by need fooling with your wife. Okay, so you need

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Speaker 1: do that? Why don't you why don't you just check up? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Tommy said, you're the one that's cheating with my wife.

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Speaker 1: That's all I know. Who Tommy, Let me say you Tommy,

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Speaker 1: the one Tommas said, you're the one that's cheating around

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Speaker 1: with my wife. Tommy, who who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh?

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy, man, this is never your Tommy

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Speaker 1: from Steve harmand Morty show Man. Your church member Laurence

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Speaker 1: got me to pray ball, but not wrong for that.

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Speaker 1: You know you're wrong the long you know, y'all know

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Speaker 1: Highway to Hell, all of y'all, you know none stop no,

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Speaker 1: you know y'all just you know, y'all just go. You

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Speaker 1: know I ain't gonna stop signs. You know I'm gonna go.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna pay for all of y'all, all of your brothers.

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Speaker 1: And if you Tommy, Steve Hobby, brother Lawrence is wrong

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go, I'm I don't talk to you on

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Speaker 1: the moment. I'm I'm gonna say, brother, brother, what you

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Speaker 1: gotta tell me? What's the baddest radio show with the

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Speaker 1: lab man Steve Hobby Martin, the show on that on

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Speaker 1: that slide all the way to Hell. I'm gonna go,

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Speaker 1: I talk to you holiday back. Everybody said, I'm a

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Speaker 1: man again. Always got to church. People go back to

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Speaker 1: a few colorful words out of him, shing, we're on

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Speaker 1: the highway. Who held That's what he said? Nephew Timming

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Speaker 1: is on the highway to Beaumont Texas. That would be

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Speaker 1: I ten headed eats. He will be there after Julie

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Speaker 1: Rogers there. That would be March Good nineteen Stupid is

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Speaker 1: on the way. He's won ruling a plfers through the

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Speaker 1: be food Day. I will be acting to food, Oh

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Speaker 1: Lord at Zaney's Homedic Club. Yes, Nashville, Uh Tellessee, We're

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Speaker 1: gonna bring it on home. Thank you, Pastor bab eight

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Speaker 1: through the tenth, the comedy June Charlotte, North Carolina own

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Speaker 1: it there. It is Beaumont, April one to the third, Nashville,

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Speaker 1: Tennessee coming April comedy ain't nineteen North Carolina made the

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Speaker 1: doors of the comedy clubs open. Maga Jordan Hometown. Yes, Home,

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Speaker 1: A duke came to you. We gotta go. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letter, the Sun Object, Best Friends and Lovers.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.