Speaker 1: Motherfucking Mini Years Mini episode Motherfucking Mini Years.
Speaker 2: Three, Gluing Clips, four Niggas Roll one, Nigga drives, five
Speaker 2: hundred ben six reasons why this kid should die. We
Speaker 2: shooting every motherfucker outside. Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles alike
Speaker 2: to another phenomenal episode of My Mama.
Speaker 3: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into
Speaker 3: the pockets of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of what
Speaker 2: we have decided is the community at large.
Speaker 3: The community at large is a good, good way to
Speaker 3: articulate that. I think. I think there's that feels good right.
Speaker 3: I don't know how large that community is, but but
Speaker 3: it certainly is at large, no matter how big or.
Speaker 2: Small our community. I said, the that's a little too yes,
Speaker 2: that's a little too extensive, this little created.
Speaker 3: I this is. This is gonna sound strange. But the
Speaker 3: other night I went to visit the Bay. My my
Speaker 3: wife has a friend in the Bay, and we went
Speaker 3: to visit their family and they had a game night
Speaker 3: at their house and a person came over and they
Speaker 3: were like, I love your podcast, and and that was
Speaker 3: really nice. Like I think, I think yea, more more
Speaker 3: fans exist in the world than we realized, and that's
Speaker 3: it's really sweet.
Speaker 2: I mean to bump into y'all truly. I just went
Speaker 2: out on the road a little bit last week in
Speaker 2: a couple of cities, and yeah, they're little mama's little
Speaker 2: I'm not calling you little freakies.
Speaker 3: Little mamas are out there. Yeah, unfortunately we're the little freakis.
Speaker 3: I don't actually think they're asking to be called that.
Speaker 2: I I've I feel like if you guys were with
Speaker 2: me day to day, you would not think that.
Speaker 3: Nothing about my lifestyle even suggest that this is the
Speaker 3: freakiest I get. I'm just talking to my boy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm just talking crazy with my man. I get a
Speaker 3: little high, I talk a little crazy, and then I
Speaker 3: go love with my family.
Speaker 2: I'm saying in the house, it's just like I think
Speaker 2: it was, you know, some chicken breast for tonight. I know,
Speaker 2: it's just we got to get rid of it. We
Speaker 2: got too much of cost God, and then here I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck with two dicks, and it's like this is the
Speaker 2: best to me, y'all getting the best of me.
Speaker 3: I said around with my wife all day today. I
Speaker 3: told her that we need to have a make a
Speaker 3: more concerted effort to talk to the baby like a person.
Speaker 3: And then I come on here and I go, I go, hey,
Speaker 3: y'all know I worshiped the devil, right know, I serve
Speaker 3: at the at the throne of Satan. I don't mean nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm just I'm just saying stuff.
Speaker 2: Man. The other day, I was like, I've never been
Speaker 2: to the dermatologists. Do you think that's something you know?
Speaker 3: And this is this is a weird thing to segue into,
Speaker 3: but maybe we talked about it on the podcast, but
Speaker 3: it's the unfortunate reality that for dark skinned people like you,
Speaker 3: the dermatologists is not often. There aren't a lot of
Speaker 3: dermatologists that really can do what they're supposed to do
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 2: There's not a lot of data points. They don't study us.
Speaker 3: Nah, they don't study you. And in fact, even the
Speaker 3: things that they do to be like protective preventative of
Speaker 3: all the threats that could be affecting you, they don't
Speaker 3: even know how to identify the shit. They can't spot
Speaker 3: skin cancer on you.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I've never felt like the doctor was
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: That sucks, man, genuinely, that that like really stinks.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like the doctor is for you?
Speaker 3: I don't think he's for me, But I don't think
Speaker 3: there's anything. There are no like direct direct walls between
Speaker 3: how they think of me as as physicians. Do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like, it's not they're not sitting
Speaker 3: back and being like I will treat him differently. And
Speaker 3: I think so much of that is probably rooted in
Speaker 3: my being light skin. They're able to like see a
Speaker 3: humanity in us that they just don't do with y'all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, so man, I mean, I don't know, I'm
Speaker 2: all right, I arrived my bicycle. Baby.
Speaker 3: What a way to brush off hundreds of years of
Speaker 3: prejudices to just be like, you know whatever.
Speaker 2: I got doing it for the podcast? This be bigger?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't I I man, if we
Speaker 2: become if we become a podcast where we actually legitimately
Speaker 2: cry on here, we've jumped the shark, that's season ten.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be bad. This is gonna be real bad.
Speaker 3: If we're like really expressing ourselves, somebody comes on and
Speaker 3: says something, we're like, hold on, brother, wait a minute,
Speaker 3: wait a minute.
Speaker 2: Coupla.
Speaker 3: Harrison is a sacan now some things are funny and
Speaker 3: some things ain't. Brother, Yeah, this is a serious podcast.
Speaker 3: We're facing down serious issues in this country. I mean
Speaker 3: we are.
Speaker 2: We're just not here. This is.
Speaker 3: Nah.
Speaker 2: Like you said, I was trying with my friend.
Speaker 3: We speaking of fun have many a voicemail we.
Speaker 2: Got as you're going crazy.
Speaker 3: We got a lot of voicemails from a lot of you.
Speaker 3: We should preface that a fair amount of them. I
Speaker 3: would say more than half of them have been Blink
Speaker 3: one eighty two related. Now, Bory and I are going
Speaker 3: out of our way to not try to like blow
Speaker 3: the emails before we get on the podcast. And so
Speaker 3: I don't know what you guys are screaming at us
Speaker 3: about as it relates to Blink one ad two, But
Speaker 3: I can tell just off of the sheer volume of
Speaker 3: Blink one ad two voicemails you are very upset with
Speaker 3: us for the things we said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we clearly got it wrong. And I don't know
Speaker 2: what to tell you. I never claimed to get it right.
Speaker 3: Shoot or shoot. They don't always make it.
Speaker 4: I really like that song, though, come on, come on,
Speaker 4: I've listened to it so many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll listen to do it in the airport.
Speaker 3: Wait, you listen to it as like a like an
Speaker 3: airport song where you're like, I enjoyed this song specifically
Speaker 3: in the airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know how to explain it, but my
Speaker 2: airport music tastes are the most diverse my music ever. Kids.
Speaker 3: Do you think that's because you're surrounded by the most
Speaker 3: diverse groups of people you're gonna see on average?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that it tends to be a more
Speaker 2: surreal isn't the word, but yeah, I think it's just
Speaker 2: it's just such a such an odd mix of people
Speaker 2: anyways that it makes me feel the comfort of going
Speaker 2: outside of like my go to Shitah, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It's like, yeah, I'll be in the airport,
Speaker 2: like I fucking I listen to Sinatra series got going on,
Speaker 2: just sitting down watch some people angry that they have children.
Speaker 3: I love me some Frank Sinatra. Really, I love Frank Sinatra.
Speaker 3: I can't tell you as much as we've talked about,
Speaker 3: like the disappointment of finding out Michael Jordan was a
Speaker 3: bad guy, I had an equal level of disappointed disappointment
Speaker 3: finding out Frank Sinatra was a bad guy. Really damn Yeah,
Speaker 3: that hit me hard.
Speaker 2: I didn't know till today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like, man, he's so fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Was he just mobbed up? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was mobbed up. He was an alcoholic. He
Speaker 3: was like a grump and like constantly threatening to fight
Speaker 3: people and or fighting people like he was you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. I think he was just he just
Speaker 3: lived the life that we we kind of thought he lived,
Speaker 3: but like sincerely, and I think a part of me
Speaker 3: thought that he was like just having fun, being a
Speaker 3: rascal with his boys, and instead it was like you
Speaker 3: say something mean about him and he gets your knees broken.
Speaker 2: Man, I would hate to have crossed a crooner and
Speaker 2: then get beat up that way.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, Because that's not even He
Speaker 3: didn't even grow up like that. He didn't have to
Speaker 3: be all that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that would hurt. That would hurt.
Speaker 3: Like you I heard just singing about the summer wind
Speaker 3: and getting my knees broken. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: That sucks. I like that song when he says whatever,
Speaker 2: it was a very good year.
Speaker 4: That's the one I like. That's a good song. That's
Speaker 4: a good one. Yeah we should have him on the side. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we should get We should get Frank on the pod.
Speaker 4: If not, uh, I don't know Michael Bublay, We'll get
Speaker 4: Michael Bublay on No No, No, no absolute Starbucks music. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Michael Bublay who has some James I ain't even gonna
Speaker 4: hold you.
Speaker 3: He's got a few cuts.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that. Here's my problem is, like
Speaker 2: I recently realized, Man, I'm gonna be honest. I don't
Speaker 2: know if my taste in music is great. Mmmm, it's
Speaker 2: fun door Like, I don't know, man, A lot of
Speaker 2: the stuff I love is just really like, especially outside
Speaker 2: of specifically rap music. I kind of just like pop music.
Speaker 2: M Sometimes people be like talking about really good music
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, I don't know, I like a
Speaker 2: couple songs, but it's not as good as like that shit.
Speaker 2: We all know the words too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I had a really interesting conversation yesterday about John
Speaker 3: Mayer and how I really fuck with John Mayer. I
Speaker 3: think that like Continuum is a perfect album, and like
Speaker 3: I get it that that like he became kind of
Speaker 3: a joke to a lot of people, but like, to me,
Speaker 3: John Mayer is dope. And I was in a room
Speaker 3: with a lot of white people who who are constantly
Speaker 3: going off about these obscure bands I've never heard of and.
Speaker 2: How the rules. I feel like they know more bands
Speaker 2: than we know rappers and RB singers.
Speaker 3: I think so, But then I wonder if that's you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, because if I go like, oh,
Speaker 3: neo in the room, none of them know, but you
Speaker 3: know what.
Speaker 2: I mean, deep one, Oh, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that I don't have to go that deep
Speaker 3: for them to hit a wall of not knowing shit.
Speaker 3: So I think they similarly have just a wall that said,
Speaker 3: there's way more of them than there are of us,
Speaker 3: and they just be having you know, the shins, the
Speaker 3: neck bones, the elbows. It's just a band after white
Speaker 3: band that I've never heard of, and they're always talking
Speaker 3: about how great the music is. I go, I love
Speaker 3: John Mayer, and all of them kind of like fold
Speaker 3: their arms as if like it's stinky music. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I think maybe just black people like the stuff that
Speaker 3: y'all don't like. Like I think I think all the
Speaker 3: stuff y'all make fun of Black people are like, no,
Speaker 3: that's when y'all are that's when y'all are cooking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe that might that might truly be it. I
Speaker 2: had a friend one time who said that. I remember
Speaker 2: we were talking and he said he thought he had
Speaker 2: an epiphany. He was like, I think they just like
Speaker 2: it really boring. They just like boring stuff, you know,
Speaker 2: like they like yeah or like like and there's some
Speaker 2: stuff where it's like, I don't know, man, Like the
Speaker 2: guitar doesn't do it for me. And I think that's
Speaker 2: where I get lost in some shit. Sometimes there's there
Speaker 2: like the guitar I like, is like, you know what
Speaker 2: song I like bon Jovi Living on a Prayer. I
Speaker 2: think that song goes crazy. I think that song goes crazy.
Speaker 3: That's a great song.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they and then you they talk like
Speaker 2: maybe it's because it's their parents' music. I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is, but like, yeah, I've always had a disconnect.
Speaker 2: But like like you said, the ships or the Decembrists
Speaker 2: or some shit, I hear that shit. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, it's a it's a guy in a
Speaker 2: big hat.
Speaker 3: I think they laugh at Living on a Prayer because
Speaker 3: that's like being like, you know, a song I like
Speaker 3: hypnotized by biggest songs like niggas a reaction that's your
Speaker 3: favorite alright, man, I don't think we got that much
Speaker 3: more to talk about.
Speaker 2: Or I like the one song from Guitar Hero, I
Speaker 2: only know it from Guitar Hero. I only need eighteen
Speaker 2: in life to go that. I think that's the peak
Speaker 2: of white culture. Yeah, like what fricky was he? Young man? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I think there's a lot of shit that that.
Speaker 3: It's not that they don't like it, it's just that
Speaker 3: they're like, well, that's embarrassing for you to say out loud,
Speaker 3: that's right, it's shameful that that is where you would
Speaker 3: start the conversation.
Speaker 2: But then because but it's also like, but whenever they
Speaker 2: try to, like you haven't try to talk white dude
Speaker 2: about rap music I have, they don't do the same thing.
Speaker 2: They're always trying to be like, what do you think
Speaker 2: about Jurassic Five? And you're like, yeah, honestly, I've avoided
Speaker 2: it because of this conversation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they they and you know, some of it I
Speaker 3: think comes from like this fucked up elitism. But I
Speaker 3: think they took a for an era of white men.
Speaker 3: I don't think they exist the same way anymore, but
Speaker 3: there was an era of white men that took a
Speaker 3: lot of pride in knowing like our ore crunchy fucking
Speaker 3: like backpack rappers instead of like knowing the niggas like
Speaker 3: they didn't.
Speaker 2: I say, but like the backpack Rappers, isn't what's crunchy
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: That's the way. It isn't crunchy.
Speaker 2: It's just not like if you're gonna surprise me, You're
Speaker 2: not gonna surprise me by saying you like, like I
Speaker 2: don't even know ASoP rock or some weird shit you
Speaker 2: surprised me. I feel like, you know who I like
Speaker 2: slim cut Calhoun. They're like, whoa, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I mean? Yeah, but they don't like that.
Speaker 3: That's my point. I think they're not doing it because
Speaker 3: they're like digging through the crates as much as they're
Speaker 3: being like I like the one that raps about positive
Speaker 3: things or uplifts it through like a type of articulation.
Speaker 2: Records.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, as opposed to like a motherfucker that's just
Speaker 3: rapping about bitches and cars and stuff. They do love
Speaker 3: the clips though, they love the clips, but even them,
Speaker 3: they got elevated a little bit past, just like they
Speaker 3: weren't just you know what I mean. Coke wrappers, even
Speaker 3: though that's literally all they were. They were like smart
Speaker 3: coke rappers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's always interesting what is smart to them? Withers,
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's like an interesting because
Speaker 2: I guess the clips are smart, but also the clips
Speaker 2: I like it when they're talking shit too. I like
Speaker 2: it always says like that Bron Brown I had that
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 3: Ago, Like, yeah, I think it takes a lot of
Speaker 3: time with the community to recognize intelligence and ways that
Speaker 3: you don't immediately associate for yourself.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean? That?
Speaker 3: Like Young Thug is a genius, but you have to
Speaker 3: be able to see a humanity in all forms of
Speaker 3: black people to see him as a genius, because otherwise
Speaker 3: it's just a nigga whining over like trap beats and
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't okay, this is just noise.
Speaker 2: And maybe that's why we don't like their obscure stuff too,
Speaker 2: because it's just like, I don't know, it all just
Speaker 2: sounds I don't know. It sounds like breakup music all
Speaker 2: of it to me. Bro.
Speaker 3: I'll be trying. I They'll like say bands and stuff
Speaker 3: in the room, and I'll like go and spend spend
Speaker 3: a little bit of time listening to this ship, and
Speaker 3: truly I can't. I can't always crack the coat. There's
Speaker 3: sometimes where I can't, but like it is tough to
Speaker 3: make it through some of these motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I also have a hard time with not
Speaker 2: finding a discernible beat to move my body too.
Speaker 3: That's it makes it really.
Speaker 5: Hard if I can't do this ceo shit or don't
Speaker 5: really any semblance of that, Like I don't even like
Speaker 5: sometimes you listen to rock music and I can't even Yeah,
Speaker 5: I can't even catch where to like, I can't even
Speaker 5: catch I can't catch how to.
Speaker 2: Listen to it. Yeah, you know, you feel a beat
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, oh shit.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean, I don't give me something
Speaker 3: to hold on to.
Speaker 2: I don't got that shit, got no ass.
Speaker 3: It's cold, I'm trying to spoon and you ain't giving
Speaker 3: me no giving me flat back? Damn.
Speaker 2: That should go from fucking deltoid's to fucking heals.
Speaker 3: White people listen to flatback music. I think, I think
Speaker 3: that's really what it is. And I think to their credit,
Speaker 3: they have learned and appreciation for flatbacks that I do
Speaker 3: not always recognize. I've seen So many of my white
Speaker 3: friends go off with flatback women and truly feel the
Speaker 3: same arousal, same excitement for their flatback lover that I
Speaker 3: feel for my not flatback lover. And I know that's
Speaker 3: because you mean it, and I don't know why. It's
Speaker 3: not what I would want for myself, but I genuinely
Speaker 3: believe in your love, and I think that's okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's truly is just different strokes, I
Speaker 2: think is all it is. It's just like it's different strokes.
Speaker 2: I also think they don't talk like people talking reckless
Speaker 2: as much. Yes, that make sense, Like that's why even
Speaker 2: not just blink one any two. But like I've always like,
Speaker 2: if I listened to like a punk song, I kind
Speaker 2: of like it because so like the Misfit, they say
Speaker 2: like crazy shit, yeah I killed that, and you're like,
Speaker 2: what the fucker? Like like I feel, I think they
Speaker 2: like when you talk reckless and it's clearly just imaginative.
Speaker 3: I don't think they like when you talk reckless and
Speaker 3: they believe you.
Speaker 6: Oh like Eminem, Yeah, like Eminem, I think didn't scare
Speaker 6: them as much as he was meant to scare them,
Speaker 6: in part because he well, I think he started to
Speaker 6: blur the line.
Speaker 3: In a way that that did scare them. But I
Speaker 3: think they liked the slim shady era and it's the
Speaker 3: reason it became what it became, because it felt like
Speaker 3: just I'm just crazy. I'll eat boogers and your dog
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh, that's okay, Yeah, it's just it's
Speaker 3: just doing the thing.
Speaker 4: I'll kill a baby today, but in rap form, right right,
Speaker 4: because that's what it always was what I was listening to.
Speaker 4: It is like, yeah, I don't know, because he doesn't.
Speaker 4: It doesn't that music doesn't have a high replay value
Speaker 4: for me.
Speaker 3: There's like a sweet spot Marshall Mathers LP where like
Speaker 3: the nostalgia outweighs whatever, like logic, I go into the
Speaker 3: songs with like I can still, I can play it.
Speaker 3: But no, it's not one of those where like the
Speaker 3: way I Am meant so much to me when I
Speaker 3: was fucking ten years old, and if that comes on now,
Speaker 3: I'm not like, WHOA my fucking song? I just yeah,
Speaker 3: I love that song. I love that one? Oh man,
Speaker 3: what I love?
Speaker 2: What was it? I wanted an album so rugged nobody
Speaker 2: could touch it. Fucking still don't give a fuck, that
Speaker 2: was my eminem song. Yeah, that was my but he
Speaker 2: was talking crazy. He was talking real crazy. But I
Speaker 2: don't really listen to it anyway I used to. It
Speaker 2: doesn't like because he never he never had beats either.
Speaker 2: I felt like, m he killed it on Renegade. He
Speaker 2: really did, he really did. But okay, this is crazy too.
Speaker 2: I go back and I listened to Renegade, and I
Speaker 2: feel like, I like, and this sounds crazy. People don't
Speaker 2: like it. I as an adult, I like what Jay
Speaker 2: said better. I just don't feel like he's saying anything.
Speaker 2: I feel like he's just or I feel like he's
Speaker 2: just saying anything, like I get it to put it
Speaker 2: in there, take a path with the Catholics. But he
Speaker 2: doesn't like mean it doesn't mean anything, like there's no
Speaker 2: it's like just words together. When like in Jay's like
Speaker 2: often my pops left me off and my moms wasn't home.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, I can relate to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jay was being a human being, yea an anti
Speaker 3: Semitic human being, but a human being all the same.
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, come on, hey pai, wait was he a
Speaker 2: nice one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: He says I only talk about Jews. Do you listen
Speaker 3: to music or do you just skim through it. I
Speaker 3: think he was taking shots at le Leor at the
Speaker 3: time probably or some large Jewish executive being like, you
Speaker 3: guys are trying to monetize our thing without actually like
Speaker 3: appreciating it. I think there's an argument that, like when
Speaker 3: he's saying Jews, he is not saying it in a
Speaker 3: way that's meant to represent the entire mass of people,
Speaker 3: and more just saying, like, I'm talking about the motherfuckers
Speaker 3: that are fucking with my money and my situation. But
Speaker 3: certainly if somebody was like Blacks, it wouldn't it wouldn't
Speaker 3: feel great.
Speaker 2: No, Ultimately, I think at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: this conversation was complicated. I just want to say, whoever
Speaker 2: does in fact run the media. I'm with y'all.
Speaker 3: Hm hmm.
Speaker 2: Give me a call.
Speaker 3: That was so beautifully said. I think we should take
Speaker 3: a break, and then you specifically need a break, and
Speaker 3: then you go ahead, you take a rest, big man,
Speaker 3: You lay out, You lay out for a little bit,
Speaker 3: and we're gonna when we come back, we're gonna get
Speaker 3: a voicemail. We have a voicemail we want to listen to.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna take a break more David more Langston.
Speaker 3: My mama told me.
Speaker 2: You raggedy bit but we don't mean that about any
Speaker 2: impressed people.
Speaker 3: That's the only white men are raggedy bitches. The rest
Speaker 3: of us are fine bitches, fine proud a long storied
Speaker 3: tradition of bitches white men.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get on your eyes until you, I gotta know,
Speaker 2: eventually break and then it's all good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the other thing is like, and I think,
Speaker 3: I think, truly Elon is a great example of it.
Speaker 3: Of like a dude who we for a long time
Speaker 3: had on some version of what we consider the right side.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck that means, but like
Speaker 3: at least viewed himself in that way, and then we
Speaker 3: kind of bullied him a bunch and he snapped, and
Speaker 3: he deserved to be bullied. He's an awful person and
Speaker 3: I wish he didn't exist, but the reality is he does,
Speaker 3: and he has all the money. And so the second
Speaker 3: he snapped, he started making other choices that are now
Speaker 3: affecting us in a much more dire negative way than
Speaker 3: we ever could have imagined. And and what do you want, Like,
Speaker 3: you're gonna just break these white men and they'll go away.
Speaker 3: They're they're gonna fucking you.
Speaker 2: They have all of it. There's so many of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta we gotta learn to talk different to
Speaker 3: each other, y'all.
Speaker 2: Apparently they're lonely. Now, Do like that affects black people?
Speaker 2: The male loneliness that epidemic. I think that I am
Speaker 2: not is in tune with internet culture nor youth culture
Speaker 2: to make an informed opinion on it, but my guess
Speaker 2: is that it probably also does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. I don't always believe them when they
Speaker 3: say stuff like I but by that I mean young
Speaker 3: people sort of like talking about the their own challenges
Speaker 3: that said. I don't believe them emotionally, but I take
Speaker 3: their word for it. I guess that's the best way
Speaker 3: of that's fair. Like, I don't know how to believe them,
Speaker 3: And that's probably my own dinosaur brain, right. It's not
Speaker 3: me being a hero and being like I'm correct, you're wrong.
Speaker 3: It's just I was raised a certain way that I
Speaker 3: can't fully undo. And so when you tell me that,
Speaker 3: like you're experiencing traumas, that to me, do not sound
Speaker 3: like traumas. I go, No, you're not in the back
Speaker 3: of my head. But I acknowledge that, Like, no, you're
Speaker 3: you feel what you're feeling, and that makes it true
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: Right, right, right, And every generation is more aware of
Speaker 2: all that stuff than the last generation. Right, Yeah, none
Speaker 2: of us until we just all get so softly meld
Speaker 2: into a pile of goo together and go back to
Speaker 2: the stars from once we came.
Speaker 3: Yeah, none of us are not going to be our dads,
Speaker 3: do you know what I mean? Like, we're all going
Speaker 3: to turn into old men who are wrong and backwards.
Speaker 3: And that's why less people should be doing stand up
Speaker 3: comedy after a certain age.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly that being said thirty seven, I'm hot right now,
Speaker 2: Come see me at the Dallas Comedy Club.
Speaker 3: Should we play this voicemail?
Speaker 2: We have a voice? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: It's very exciting. Whenever you're ready.
Speaker 7: Hi, David and Lingston love the pod. My mama told
Speaker 7: me and my grandma actually that unattractive white women are
Speaker 7: the most dangerous people on the plant.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's pause right there, sold I have nothing that
Speaker 3: in this that I disagree with so far, there's not
Speaker 3: one part of this truly. At the core of me,
Speaker 3: I was like, I don't even know if we can
Speaker 3: call this conspiracy theory just dangerous dangerous people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'm terrifying. I think we're all the same thing.
Speaker 2: But continue, let's let's do what else.
Speaker 7: If y'all love to hear your opinions on that. Also,
Speaker 7: you just you had Zenomducts. Know she's amazing, She's so funny.
Speaker 7: I love her. You're talking about some lab versus sun screen.
Speaker 7: It's about us photo sensitive people. I'm a black person
Speaker 7: who looks like a be cheaper every summer. It sucks.
Speaker 7: And I missed you and Philly so bombed out. I
Speaker 7: had tickets, but I was so sick. I couldn't. I
Speaker 7: couldn't make it. Didn't want to make your show. It's
Speaker 7: super spreader event. Now we stay at home.
Speaker 3: Okay, but yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Love my things. I think if you missed Will Smith
Speaker 7: and Shalli Berry, you get Shawn t like the fitness guy.
Speaker 7: I see it. No one else seems to see it,
Speaker 7: but I see it. But anyway, your specials looked great
Speaker 7: and I look forward to more and keep on keeping
Speaker 7: on cover about it.
Speaker 3: My voicemail started pretty good. I'll say she came in.
Speaker 3: She came with a conspiracy. It felt good, and I
Speaker 3: liked all the other compliments, but certainly it felt like
Speaker 3: maybe that voicemail didn't have to be quite as long
Speaker 3: as she made it, that maybe it could have just
Speaker 3: stopped at the the unattractive white women are most dangerous
Speaker 3: people on the planet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I appreciate it. Thank you for not coming
Speaker 2: and spreading it. I looked up Shawn Tea. That's very
Speaker 2: I do see it.
Speaker 3: Shawn t. I don't even know Shawnte, or maybe I
Speaker 3: just looked s h a u N. Yeah, Oh, I
Speaker 3: can see there's some photos where I could see a
Speaker 3: little bit of Will Smith certainly. Yeah, he's forty six
Speaker 3: years old. So if you're suspecting at all that maybe
Speaker 3: he might be the byproduct of those two, he's not.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Philly Philly. Philly guys started early. I
Speaker 2: feel like that's the place where you fuck young.
Speaker 3: Yeah you think Will Smith fucked young? Mmm?
Speaker 2: He was always that guy? Yeah, I think, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: don't think he did.
Speaker 3: I'm up to minds to be honest with you. Him
Speaker 3: him having, if I'm remembering correctly, pretty religious parents and
Speaker 3: like not cussing for a long time sort of leads
Speaker 3: me to believe that maybe he was a little more
Speaker 3: like straight laced than we thought he was.
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have a goon?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there are stories of like him because when he
Speaker 3: was arrested that time, it was because like somebody tried
Speaker 3: to fleck on him and then he's like, God just
Speaker 3: mopped him.
Speaker 2: He was also a teen rap sensation in the eighties, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I think I think he fucked young.
Speaker 2: I think he definitely fucked.
Speaker 3: That's probably It's a safer bet than what I'm pitching.
Speaker 2: And I remember this is I don't know why I
Speaker 2: remember this, but there was a joke on on Fresh
Speaker 2: Prince of bel Air where somebody says something to Will
Speaker 2: and he thinks he says, you're a virgin and he's
Speaker 2: like not since I was fourteen, and I remember being
Speaker 2: like ten at the time being like.
Speaker 3: What wait, wait, wait, I only got four years left.
Speaker 2: Fuck fuck, I can't that's not gonna happen, that's not.
Speaker 3: I haven't even started.
Speaker 2: Yeah what But yeah, I think I think I think
Speaker 2: Will Smith fucked young for sure.
Speaker 3: That's probably a safe bet, I think, obviously, if you
Speaker 3: have your own thoughts on whether or not Will Smith
Speaker 3: fuck young. Give us a call a for fur little moms.
Speaker 3: As it relates to this voicemail, I would say that
Speaker 3: the reason I believe that unattractive white women are so
Speaker 3: dangerous is because of the weird hierarchical dangers of cross
Speaker 3: pollinating patriarchy with racism. Right that you create a system
Speaker 3: where attractiveness is value, and then you create a system
Speaker 3: where women understand from the jump that they are being
Speaker 3: positioned and I'm not saying this as like a flex,
Speaker 3: but they are being positioned as less than two men.
Speaker 3: And white women in particular have sort of bought into
Speaker 3: that subservience of being like, yes, we serve under that
Speaker 3: second tier position. But then you create a fucked up
Speaker 3: hierarchy inside of that second tier where you go the
Speaker 3: pretty ones, we will treat nicely, and the ugly ones
Speaker 3: will bark at and throw in the mud. And so
Speaker 3: the ugly ones then need somebody to feel powerful over,
Speaker 3: and they are so mean to anybody else they can find.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad you stepped in and took that, because
Speaker 2: my synopsis would not have been that elegant. It would
Speaker 2: have been angry.
Speaker 3: This bitch hurt my feelings. This bitch called the beliefe
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just gonna say all of those things,
Speaker 2: also breeding anger. And then enter an unsuspecting black man
Speaker 2: who just thought he got a white girl that his
Speaker 2: life is ravaged. I think we all can we all
Speaker 2: know them, We've all.
Speaker 3: Seen it's it's tough to watch it.
Speaker 2: It is. It is, really, it's painful. Just did I
Speaker 2: even show you there's a funny story we gotta go
Speaker 2: to say? This is funny. I even tell you. I
Speaker 2: was out in La at a bar one time with
Speaker 2: this girl and we got really drunk and behind us
Speaker 2: there was a white lady. This is so bad. Minus
Speaker 2: there was a white lady and she was just yelling
Speaker 2: at this nigger bro like it was bad. It was bad,
Speaker 2: like publicly shaming him. She was ugly and he was
Speaker 2: real handsome, and she was like like, had my man's
Speaker 2: have have my man's head down, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: Like and like I was wasted, and like it was
Speaker 2: going on for so long that I turned around and
Speaker 2: I was like, bro, you ain't gotta take that. Well
Speaker 2: you stopped up, bro, I was. I was like you
Speaker 2: it doesn't you aren't even have it doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be like that. And then she went crazy on me
Speaker 2: and was, who the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: Fat fuck fat cat fuck.
Speaker 2: I'll talk to him out the fuck I want. And
Speaker 2: I was just like, I was just like, bro, you
Speaker 2: don't have to do this. You don't. You don't have
Speaker 2: to be like this. You don't have to take that.
Speaker 2: I understand. We're in Silver Lake. It doesn't have to
Speaker 2: be like I just like talked over her because if
Speaker 2: I looked at her, she would get mad, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I was like, you really like I
Speaker 2: was just like looking him in his eyes, but I
Speaker 2: was really drunk. I was like, you really don't it
Speaker 2: doesn't have to be like this, and she was like
Speaker 2: fat fuck you fat fuck nothing, you fat fucking nothing.
Speaker 2: And then and then she went to the bathroom and
Speaker 2: I took her wallet in her cigarettes. Whoa she left
Speaker 2: her person. I know I left her wallet like just
Speaker 2: out front, but you didn't.
Speaker 3: You didn't take any goal.
Speaker 2: It was more just like a fuck this, but like
Speaker 2: it hurt my feelings because as I was leaving, she
Speaker 2: was in the bathroom. I was leaving with this girl.
Speaker 2: And he even then he wasn't like, he wasn't like,
Speaker 2: thank you. You could just tell he was gone. He
Speaker 2: was just cooked. He was just cooked.
Speaker 3: I think the unfortunate reality is, while I do think
Speaker 3: that they're the most dangerous people on the planet, I
Speaker 3: struggle to feel sympathy for the attractive black men, particularly
Speaker 3: who who go over there, because I think it should
Speaker 3: just be common knowledge at this point in a way
Speaker 3: that makes me go like, come on, man, what are
Speaker 3: we doing? Like I get it, you think your baby
Speaker 3: boo is special, but like history teaches us over and
Speaker 3: over and over fucking again that that's not true. Chill
Speaker 3: leave them alone.
Speaker 2: I can see the look on his face still, and
Speaker 2: it was just like it was like the way she
Speaker 2: was yelling at him, This is what I took from
Speaker 2: it too. I was like, I don't think she would
Speaker 2: yell at a white guy like that. No, I think
Speaker 2: she would. I don't think she would do that in
Speaker 2: public like that. And that's what I'm saying. I think
Speaker 2: they need some body to serve under them, because we
Speaker 2: created a system of service where they have a tier,
Speaker 2: but then they are being treated as fucking third tier
Speaker 2: when they were promised second tier. Right, that's a big bass. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Because even the way she was taking and then even
Speaker 2: the way she was talking to me, was like, I
Speaker 2: don't think you would yell at a white guy like
Speaker 2: like it was just like she was talking like there
Speaker 2: was no repercussions for her actions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't get bopped on the head.
Speaker 2: I did feel good though, as we were walking because
Speaker 2: she left and I just like, grab that shit.
Speaker 3: No you didn't you and we got to go on
Speaker 3: a second. But you did a beautiful thing. I think
Speaker 3: very few people are able to watch somebody experience that
Speaker 3: in a public space then step up, and you should
Speaker 3: be commended. That's that's a brave thing you did to
Speaker 3: say something, the thing that, frankly, I don't know that
Speaker 3: I would have done in that situation.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, you know one of ten times you got
Speaker 2: to step up, there's nine times I ain't say anything.
Speaker 3: So fair, dear, dear listener. I hope that this, this
Speaker 3: at least confirms your suspicions. I hope you feel satisfied
Speaker 3: to hear it. You're both your mother and grandmother. Let
Speaker 3: them know we agree white women are the most dangerous.
Speaker 3: Ugly White women specifically are the most dangerous people on
Speaker 3: the planet. I know you didn't say ugly, but we
Speaker 3: don't we don't fix the words around here. We knew
Speaker 3: what the fuck you meant. It's not up for debate.
Speaker 2: I'd go far as to say, busted.
Speaker 3: Dog faced white women are by far the most dangerous
Speaker 3: people on the planet. And uh and and you're right,
Speaker 3: and maybe tighten that message up next time. You want
Speaker 3: to tell the people where they can find you.
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