WEBVTT - Flat Back Music: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking Mini Years Mini episode Motherfucking Mini Years.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, Gluing Clips, four Niggas Roll one, Nigga drives, five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred ben six reasons why this kid should die. We

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<v Speaker 2>shooting every motherfucker outside. Welcome Little Mama's and gentiles alike

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<v Speaker 2>to another phenomenal episode of My Mama.

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<v Speaker 3>Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into

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<v Speaker 3>the pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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<v Speaker 2>And we finally work to prove the conspiracies of what

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<v Speaker 2>we have decided is the community at large.

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<v Speaker 3>The community at large is a good, good way to

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<v Speaker 3>articulate that. I think. I think there's that feels good right.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how large that community is, but but

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<v Speaker 3>it certainly is at large, no matter how big or.

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<v Speaker 2>Small our community. I said, the that's a little too yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a little too extensive, this little created.

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<v Speaker 3>I this is. This is gonna sound strange. But the

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<v Speaker 3>other night I went to visit the Bay. My my

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<v Speaker 3>wife has a friend in the Bay, and we went

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<v Speaker 3>to visit their family and they had a game night

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<v Speaker 3>at their house and a person came over and they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, I love your podcast, and and that was

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<v Speaker 3>really nice. Like I think, I think yea, more more

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<v Speaker 3>fans exist in the world than we realized, and that's

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<v Speaker 3>it's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean to bump into y'all truly. I just went

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<v Speaker 2>out on the road a little bit last week in

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of cities, and yeah, they're little mama's little

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not calling you little freakies.

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<v Speaker 3>Little mamas are out there. Yeah, unfortunately we're the little freakis.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't actually think they're asking to be called that.

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<v Speaker 2>I I've I feel like if you guys were with

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<v Speaker 2>me day to day, you would not think that.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing about my lifestyle even suggest that this is the

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<v Speaker 3>freakiest I get. I'm just talking to my boy. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just talking crazy with my man. I get a

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<v Speaker 3>little high, I talk a little crazy, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>go love with my family.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying in the house, it's just like I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was, you know, some chicken breast for tonight. I know,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just we got to get rid of it. We

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<v Speaker 2>got too much of cost God, and then here I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck with two dicks, and it's like this is the

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<v Speaker 2>best to me, y'all getting the best of me.

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<v Speaker 3>I said around with my wife all day today. I

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<v Speaker 3>told her that we need to have a make a

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<v Speaker 3>more concerted effort to talk to the baby like a person.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I come on here and I go, I go, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>y'all know I worshiped the devil, right know, I serve

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<v Speaker 3>at the at the throne of Satan. I don't mean nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just I'm just saying stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. The other day, I was like, I've never been

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<v Speaker 2>to the dermatologists. Do you think that's something you know?

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<v Speaker 3>And this is this is a weird thing to segue into,

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<v Speaker 3>but maybe we talked about it on the podcast, but

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<v Speaker 3>it's the unfortunate reality that for dark skinned people like you,

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<v Speaker 3>the dermatologists is not often. There aren't a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>dermatologists that really can do what they're supposed to do

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<v Speaker 3>with you.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not a lot of data points. They don't study us.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, they don't study you. And in fact, even the

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<v Speaker 3>things that they do to be like protective preventative of

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<v Speaker 3>all the threats that could be affecting you, they don't

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<v Speaker 3>even know how to identify the shit. They can't spot

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<v Speaker 3>skin cancer on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, I've never felt like the doctor was

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<v Speaker 2>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>That sucks, man, genuinely, that that like really stinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you feel like the doctor is for you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think he's for me, But I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>there's anything. There are no like direct direct walls between

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<v Speaker 3>how they think of me as as physicians. Do you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? Like, it's not they're not sitting

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<v Speaker 3>back and being like I will treat him differently. And

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<v Speaker 3>I think so much of that is probably rooted in

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<v Speaker 3>my being light skin. They're able to like see a

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<v Speaker 3>humanity in us that they just don't do with y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, so man, I mean, I don't know, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I arrived my bicycle. Baby.

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<v Speaker 3>What a way to brush off hundreds of years of

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<v Speaker 3>prejudices to just be like, you know whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>I got doing it for the podcast? This be bigger?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, I don't I I man, if we

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<v Speaker 2>become if we become a podcast where we actually legitimately

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<v Speaker 2>cry on here, we've jumped the shark, that's season ten.

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<v Speaker 3>That's gonna be bad. This is gonna be real bad.

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<v Speaker 3>If we're like really expressing ourselves, somebody comes on and

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<v Speaker 3>says something, we're like, hold on, brother, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 3>wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Coupla.

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<v Speaker 3>Harrison is a sacan now some things are funny and

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<v Speaker 3>some things ain't. Brother, Yeah, this is a serious podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>We're facing down serious issues in this country. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>we are.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just not here. This is.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like you said, I was trying with my friend.

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<v Speaker 3>We speaking of fun have many a voicemail we.

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<v Speaker 2>Got as you're going crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We got a lot of voicemails from a lot of you.

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<v Speaker 3>We should preface that a fair amount of them. I

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<v Speaker 3>would say more than half of them have been Blink

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<v Speaker 3>one eighty two related. Now, Bory and I are going

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<v Speaker 3>out of our way to not try to like blow

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<v Speaker 3>the emails before we get on the podcast. And so

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you guys are screaming at us

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<v Speaker 3>about as it relates to Blink one ad two, But

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell just off of the sheer volume of

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<v Speaker 3>Blink one ad two voicemails you are very upset with

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<v Speaker 3>us for the things we said.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we clearly got it wrong. And I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what to tell you. I never claimed to get it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Shoot or shoot. They don't always make it.

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<v Speaker 4>I really like that song, though, come on, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>I've listened to it so many times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll listen to do it in the airport.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, you listen to it as like a like an

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<v Speaker 3>airport song where you're like, I enjoyed this song specifically

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<v Speaker 3>in the airport.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't know how to explain it, but my

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<v Speaker 2>airport music tastes are the most diverse my music ever. Kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think that's because you're surrounded by the most

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<v Speaker 3>diverse groups of people you're gonna see on average?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think that it tends to be a more

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<v Speaker 2>surreal isn't the word, but yeah, I think it's just

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<v Speaker 2>it's just such a such an odd mix of people

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<v Speaker 2>anyways that it makes me feel the comfort of going

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<v Speaker 2>outside of like my go to Shitah, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying. It's like, yeah, I'll be in the airport,

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<v Speaker 2>like I fucking I listen to Sinatra series got going on,

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<v Speaker 2>just sitting down watch some people angry that they have children.

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<v Speaker 3>I love me some Frank Sinatra. Really, I love Frank Sinatra.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell you as much as we've talked about,

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<v Speaker 3>like the disappointment of finding out Michael Jordan was a

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<v Speaker 3>bad guy, I had an equal level of disappointed disappointment

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<v Speaker 3>finding out Frank Sinatra was a bad guy. Really damn Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that hit me hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know till today.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like, man, he's so fucking cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Was he just mobbed up? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he was mobbed up. He was an alcoholic. He

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<v Speaker 3>was like a grump and like constantly threatening to fight

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<v Speaker 3>people and or fighting people like he was you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I mean. I think he was just he just

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<v Speaker 3>lived the life that we we kind of thought he lived,

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<v Speaker 3>but like sincerely, and I think a part of me

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<v Speaker 3>thought that he was like just having fun, being a

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<v Speaker 3>rascal with his boys, and instead it was like you

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<v Speaker 3>say something mean about him and he gets your knees broken.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, I would hate to have crossed a crooner and

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<v Speaker 2>then get beat up that way.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, Because that's not even He

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<v Speaker 3>didn't even grow up like that. He didn't have to

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<v Speaker 3>be all that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, that would hurt. That would hurt.

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<v Speaker 3>Like you I heard just singing about the summer wind

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<v Speaker 3>and getting my knees broken. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>That sucks. I like that song when he says whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>it was a very good year.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the one I like. That's a good song. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a good one. Yeah we should have him on the side. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we should get We should get Frank on the pod.

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<v Speaker 4>If not, uh, I don't know Michael Bublay, We'll get

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Bublay on No No, No, no absolute Starbucks music. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>Michael Bublay who has some James I ain't even gonna

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<v Speaker 4>hold you.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a few cuts.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that. Here's my problem is, like

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<v Speaker 2>I recently realized, Man, I'm gonna be honest. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if my taste in music is great. Mmmm, it's

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<v Speaker 2>fun door Like, I don't know, man, A lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff I love is just really like, especially outside

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<v Speaker 2>of specifically rap music. I kind of just like pop music.

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<v Speaker 2>M Sometimes people be like talking about really good music

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll be like, I don't know, I like a

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<v Speaker 2>couple songs, but it's not as good as like that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know the words too.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I had a really interesting conversation yesterday about John

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<v Speaker 3>Mayer and how I really fuck with John Mayer. I

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<v Speaker 3>think that like Continuum is a perfect album, and like

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<v Speaker 3>I get it that that like he became kind of

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<v Speaker 3>a joke to a lot of people, but like, to me,

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<v Speaker 3>John Mayer is dope. And I was in a room

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<v Speaker 3>with a lot of white people who who are constantly

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<v Speaker 3>going off about these obscure bands I've never heard of and.

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<v Speaker 2>How the rules. I feel like they know more bands

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<v Speaker 2>than we know rappers and RB singers.

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<v Speaker 3>I think so, But then I wonder if that's you

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<v Speaker 3>know what I mean, because if I go like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>neo in the room, none of them know, but you

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<v Speaker 3>know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, deep one, Oh, I see what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saying that I don't have to go that deep

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<v Speaker 3>for them to hit a wall of not knowing shit.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think they similarly have just a wall that said,

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<v Speaker 3>there's way more of them than there are of us,

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<v Speaker 3>and they just be having you know, the shins, the

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<v Speaker 3>neck bones, the elbows. It's just a band after white

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<v Speaker 3>band that I've never heard of, and they're always talking

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<v Speaker 3>about how great the music is. I go, I love

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<v Speaker 3>John Mayer, and all of them kind of like fold

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<v Speaker 3>their arms as if like it's stinky music. I was like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I think maybe just black people like the stuff that

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<v Speaker 3>y'all don't like. Like I think I think all the

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<v Speaker 3>stuff y'all make fun of Black people are like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's when y'all are that's when y'all are cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe that might that might truly be it. I

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<v Speaker 2>had a friend one time who said that. I remember

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<v Speaker 2>we were talking and he said he thought he had

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<v Speaker 2>an epiphany. He was like, I think they just like

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<v Speaker 2>it really boring. They just like boring stuff, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like they like yeah or like like and there's some

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<v Speaker 2>stuff where it's like, I don't know, man, Like the

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<v Speaker 2>guitar doesn't do it for me. And I think that's

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<v Speaker 2>where I get lost in some shit. Sometimes there's there

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<v Speaker 2>like the guitar I like, is like, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>song I like bon Jovi Living on a Prayer. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that song goes crazy. I think that song goes crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a great song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then they and then you they talk like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it's because it's their parents' music. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it is, but like, yeah, I've always had a disconnect.

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<v Speaker 2>But like like you said, the ships or the Decembrists

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<v Speaker 2>or some shit, I hear that shit. I'm like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, man, it's a it's a guy in a

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<v Speaker 2>big hat.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they laugh at Living on a Prayer because

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<v Speaker 3>that's like being like, you know, a song I like

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<v Speaker 3>hypnotized by biggest songs like niggas a reaction that's your

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<v Speaker 3>favorite alright, man, I don't think we got that much

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<v Speaker 3>more to talk about.

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<v Speaker 2>Or I like the one song from Guitar Hero, I

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<v Speaker 2>only know it from Guitar Hero. I only need eighteen

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<v Speaker 2>in life to go that. I think that's the peak

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<v Speaker 2>of white culture. Yeah, like what fricky was he? Young man? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I think there's a lot of shit that that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not that they don't like it, it's just that

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, well, that's embarrassing for you to say out loud,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, it's shameful that that is where you would

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<v Speaker 3>start the conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>But then because but it's also like, but whenever they

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<v Speaker 2>try to, like you haven't try to talk white dude

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<v Speaker 2>about rap music I have, they don't do the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>They're always trying to be like, what do you think

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<v Speaker 2>about Jurassic Five? And you're like, yeah, honestly, I've avoided

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<v Speaker 2>it because of this conversation.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they they and you know, some of it I

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<v Speaker 3>think comes from like this fucked up elitism. But I

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<v Speaker 3>think they took a for an era of white men.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they exist the same way anymore, but

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<v Speaker 3>there was an era of white men that took a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of pride in knowing like our ore crunchy fucking

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<v Speaker 3>like backpack rappers instead of like knowing the niggas like

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<v Speaker 3>they didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, but like the backpack Rappers, isn't what's crunchy

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<v Speaker 2>to me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the way. It isn't crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just not like if you're gonna surprise me, You're

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna surprise me by saying you like, like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even know ASoP rock or some weird shit you

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<v Speaker 2>surprised me. I feel like, you know who I like

0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.000
<v Speaker 2>slim cut Calhoun. They're like, whoa, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know what I mean? Yeah, but they don't like that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my point. I think they're not doing it because

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<v Speaker 3>they're like digging through the crates as much as they're

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<v Speaker 3>being like I like the one that raps about positive

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<v Speaker 3>things or uplifts it through like a type of articulation.

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<v Speaker 2>Records.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, exactly, as opposed to like a motherfucker that's just

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<v Speaker 3>rapping about bitches and cars and stuff. They do love

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<v Speaker 3>the clips though, they love the clips, but even them,

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<v Speaker 3>they got elevated a little bit past, just like they

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<v Speaker 3>weren't just you know what I mean. Coke wrappers, even

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<v Speaker 3>though that's literally all they were. They were like smart

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<v Speaker 3>coke rappers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's always interesting what is smart to them? Withers,

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? It's like an interesting because

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<v Speaker 2>I guess the clips are smart, but also the clips

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<v Speaker 2>I like it when they're talking shit too. I like

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<v Speaker 2>it always says like that Bron Brown I had that

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<v Speaker 2>long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Ago, Like, yeah, I think it takes a lot of

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<v Speaker 3>time with the community to recognize intelligence and ways that

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<v Speaker 3>you don't immediately associate for yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I mean? That?

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<v Speaker 3>Like Young Thug is a genius, but you have to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to see a humanity in all forms of

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<v Speaker 3>black people to see him as a genius, because otherwise

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<v Speaker 3>it's just a nigga whining over like trap beats and

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<v Speaker 3>you're like, I don't okay, this is just noise.

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<v Speaker 2>And maybe that's why we don't like their obscure stuff too,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's just like, I don't know, it all just

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<v Speaker 2>sounds I don't know. It sounds like breakup music all

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<v Speaker 2>of it to me. Bro.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be trying. I They'll like say bands and stuff

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<v Speaker 3>in the room, and I'll like go and spend spend

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit of time listening to this ship, and

0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.960
<v Speaker 3>truly I can't. I can't always crack the coat. There's

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<v Speaker 3>sometimes where I can't, but like it is tough to

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<v Speaker 3>make it through some of these motherfuckers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I also have a hard time with not

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<v Speaker 2>finding a discernible beat to move my body too.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it makes it really.

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<v Speaker 5>Hard if I can't do this ceo shit or don't

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<v Speaker 5>really any semblance of that, Like I don't even like

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<v Speaker 5>sometimes you listen to rock music and I can't even Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I can't even catch where to like, I can't even

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<v Speaker 5>catch I can't catch how to.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to it. Yeah, you know, you feel a beat

0:17:44.440 --> 0:17:46.640
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh, oh shit.

0:17:46.560 --> 0:17:48.560
<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean, I don't give me something

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<v Speaker 3>to hold on to.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't got that shit, got no ass.

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<v Speaker 3>It's cold, I'm trying to spoon and you ain't giving

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<v Speaker 3>me no giving me flat back? Damn.

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<v Speaker 2>That should go from fucking deltoid's to fucking heals.

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<v Speaker 3>White people listen to flatback music. I think, I think

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<v Speaker 3>that's really what it is. And I think to their credit,

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<v Speaker 3>they have learned and appreciation for flatbacks that I do

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<v Speaker 3>not always recognize. I've seen So many of my white

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<v Speaker 3>friends go off with flatback women and truly feel the

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<v Speaker 3>same arousal, same excitement for their flatback lover that I

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<v Speaker 3>feel for my not flatback lover. And I know that's

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<v Speaker 3>because you mean it, and I don't know why. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not what I would want for myself, but I genuinely

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<v Speaker 3>believe in your love, and I think that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's just it's truly is just different strokes, I

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<v Speaker 2>think is all it is. It's just like it's different strokes.

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<v Speaker 2>I also think they don't talk like people talking reckless

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<v Speaker 2>as much. Yes, that make sense, Like that's why even

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<v Speaker 2>not just blink one any two. But like I've always like,

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<v Speaker 2>if I listened to like a punk song, I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like it because so like the Misfit, they say

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<v Speaker 2>like crazy shit, yeah I killed that, and you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fucker? Like like I feel, I think they

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<v Speaker 2>like when you talk reckless and it's clearly just imaginative.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they like when you talk reckless and

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<v Speaker 3>they believe you.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh like Eminem, Yeah, like Eminem, I think didn't scare

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<v Speaker 6>them as much as he was meant to scare them,

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<v Speaker 6>in part because he well, I think he started to

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<v Speaker 6>blur the line.

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<v Speaker 3>In a way that that did scare them. But I

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<v Speaker 3>think they liked the slim shady era and it's the

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<v Speaker 3>reason it became what it became, because it felt like

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<v Speaker 3>just I'm just crazy. I'll eat boogers and your dog

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like, oh, that's okay, Yeah, it's just it's

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<v Speaker 3>just doing the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll kill a baby today, but in rap form, right right,

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<v Speaker 4>because that's what it always was what I was listening to.

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<v Speaker 4>It is like, yeah, I don't know, because he doesn't.

0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:17.000
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't that music doesn't have a high replay value

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<v Speaker 4>for me.

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<v Speaker 3>There's like a sweet spot Marshall Mathers LP where like

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<v Speaker 3>the nostalgia outweighs whatever, like logic, I go into the

0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:30.280
<v Speaker 3>songs with like I can still, I can play it.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, it's not one of those where like the

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<v Speaker 3>way I Am meant so much to me when I

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<v Speaker 3>was fucking ten years old, and if that comes on now,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not like, WHOA my fucking song? I just yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I love that song. I love that one? Oh man,

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<v Speaker 3>what I love?

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<v Speaker 2>What was it? I wanted an album so rugged nobody

0:20:53.560 --> 0:20:57.120
<v Speaker 2>could touch it. Fucking still don't give a fuck, that

0:20:57.320 --> 0:21:00.960
<v Speaker 2>was my eminem song. Yeah, that was my but he

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<v Speaker 2>was talking crazy. He was talking real crazy. But I

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<v Speaker 2>don't really listen to it anyway I used to. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't like because he never he never had beats either.

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<v Speaker 2>I felt like, m he killed it on Renegade. He

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<v Speaker 2>really did, he really did. But okay, this is crazy too.

0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:25.080
<v Speaker 2>I go back and I listened to Renegade, and I

0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:30.040
<v Speaker 2>feel like, I like, and this sounds crazy. People don't

0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:35.760
<v Speaker 2>like it. I as an adult, I like what Jay

0:21:35.800 --> 0:21:40.360
<v Speaker 2>said better. I just don't feel like he's saying anything.

0:21:40.840 --> 0:21:42.880
<v Speaker 2>I feel like he's just or I feel like he's

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<v Speaker 2>just saying anything, like I get it to put it

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<v Speaker 2>in there, take a path with the Catholics. But he

0:21:50.000 --> 0:21:55.320
<v Speaker 2>doesn't like mean it doesn't mean anything, like there's no

0:21:56.320 --> 0:22:00.000
<v Speaker 2>it's like just words together. When like in Jay's like

0:22:00.119 --> 0:22:02.840
<v Speaker 2>often my pops left me off and my moms wasn't home.

0:22:03.080 --> 0:22:04.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, I can relate to that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Jay was being a human being, yea an anti

0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:11.000
<v Speaker 3>Semitic human being, but a human being all the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, come on, hey pai, wait was he a

0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:18.639
<v Speaker 2>nice one? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>He says I only talk about Jews. Do you listen

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<v Speaker 3>to music or do you just skim through it. I

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<v Speaker 3>think he was taking shots at le Leor at the

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<v Speaker 3>time probably or some large Jewish executive being like, you

0:22:36.359 --> 0:22:39.959
<v Speaker 3>guys are trying to monetize our thing without actually like

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<v Speaker 3>appreciating it. I think there's an argument that, like when

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<v Speaker 3>he's saying Jews, he is not saying it in a

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<v Speaker 3>way that's meant to represent the entire mass of people,

0:22:51.680 --> 0:22:55.040
<v Speaker 3>and more just saying, like, I'm talking about the motherfuckers

0:22:55.040 --> 0:22:58.200
<v Speaker 3>that are fucking with my money and my situation. But

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<v Speaker 3>certainly if somebody was like Blacks, it wouldn't it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>feel great.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Ultimately, I think at the end of the day,

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation was complicated. I just want to say, whoever

0:23:10.200 --> 0:23:12.800
<v Speaker 2>does in fact run the media. I'm with y'all.

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<v Speaker 3>Hm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a call.

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<v Speaker 3>That was so beautifully said. I think we should take

0:23:22.800 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 3>a break, and then you specifically need a break, and

0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:38.000
<v Speaker 3>then you go ahead, you take a rest, big man,

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<v Speaker 3>You lay out, You lay out for a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're gonna when we come back, we're gonna get

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<v Speaker 3>a voicemail. We have a voicemail we want to listen to.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're gonna take a break more David more Langston.

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<v Speaker 3>My mama told me.

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<v Speaker 2>You raggedy bit but we don't mean that about any

0:24:02.359 --> 0:24:03.200
<v Speaker 2>impressed people.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the only white men are raggedy bitches. The rest

0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:16.720
<v Speaker 3>of us are fine bitches, fine proud a long storied

0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 3>tradition of bitches white men.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna get on your eyes until you, I gotta know,

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:25.960
<v Speaker 2>eventually break and then it's all good.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's the other thing is like, and I think,

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<v Speaker 3>I think, truly Elon is a great example of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Of like a dude who we for a long time

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<v Speaker 3>had on some version of what we consider the right side.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what the fuck that means, but like

0:24:47.200 --> 0:24:50.239
<v Speaker 3>at least viewed himself in that way, and then we

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:53.159
<v Speaker 3>kind of bullied him a bunch and he snapped, and

0:24:53.200 --> 0:24:55.600
<v Speaker 3>he deserved to be bullied. He's an awful person and

0:24:55.920 --> 0:24:58.520
<v Speaker 3>I wish he didn't exist, but the reality is he does,

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<v Speaker 3>and he has all the money. And so the second

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:05.160
<v Speaker 3>he snapped, he started making other choices that are now

0:25:05.359 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 3>affecting us in a much more dire negative way than

0:25:09.400 --> 0:25:14.000
<v Speaker 3>we ever could have imagined. And and what do you want, Like,

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:16.439
<v Speaker 3>you're gonna just break these white men and they'll go away.

0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:18.800
<v Speaker 3>They're they're gonna fucking you.

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 2>They have all of it. There's so many of them.

0:25:23.119 --> 0:25:25.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we gotta we gotta learn to talk different to

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<v Speaker 3>each other, y'all.

0:25:26.840 --> 0:25:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Apparently they're lonely. Now, Do like that affects black people?

0:25:34.000 --> 0:25:37.680
<v Speaker 2>The male loneliness that epidemic. I think that I am

0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:42.040
<v Speaker 2>not is in tune with internet culture nor youth culture

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:45.600
<v Speaker 2>to make an informed opinion on it, but my guess

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:47.280
<v Speaker 2>is that it probably also does.

0:25:48.200 --> 0:25:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't. I don't always believe them when they

0:25:53.480 --> 0:25:56.359
<v Speaker 3>say stuff like I but by that I mean young

0:25:56.440 --> 0:26:00.720
<v Speaker 3>people sort of like talking about the their own challenges

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<v Speaker 3>that said. I don't believe them emotionally, but I take

0:26:05.480 --> 0:26:07.560
<v Speaker 3>their word for it. I guess that's the best way

0:26:07.600 --> 0:26:11.280
<v Speaker 3>of that's fair. Like, I don't know how to believe them,

0:26:11.280 --> 0:26:14.439
<v Speaker 3>And that's probably my own dinosaur brain, right. It's not

0:26:14.600 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 3>me being a hero and being like I'm correct, you're wrong.

0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 3>It's just I was raised a certain way that I

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 3>can't fully undo. And so when you tell me that,

0:26:23.960 --> 0:26:27.400
<v Speaker 3>like you're experiencing traumas, that to me, do not sound

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:30.200
<v Speaker 3>like traumas. I go, No, you're not in the back

0:26:30.240 --> 0:26:33.400
<v Speaker 3>of my head. But I acknowledge that, Like, no, you're

0:26:33.680 --> 0:26:37.080
<v Speaker 3>you feel what you're feeling, and that makes it true

0:26:37.080 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, right, right, And every generation is more aware of

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:45.440
<v Speaker 2>all that stuff than the last generation. Right, Yeah, none

0:26:45.440 --> 0:26:48.600
<v Speaker 2>of us until we just all get so softly meld

0:26:48.840 --> 0:26:52.480
<v Speaker 2>into a pile of goo together and go back to

0:26:52.560 --> 0:26:54.119
<v Speaker 2>the stars from once we came.

0:26:54.560 --> 0:26:57.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, none of us are not going to be our dads,

0:26:57.480 --> 0:26:58.719
<v Speaker 3>do you know what I mean? Like, we're all going

0:26:58.800 --> 0:27:02.520
<v Speaker 3>to turn into old men who are wrong and backwards.

0:27:02.560 --> 0:27:06.479
<v Speaker 3>And that's why less people should be doing stand up

0:27:06.520 --> 0:27:08.760
<v Speaker 3>comedy after a certain age.

0:27:09.240 --> 0:27:13.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly that being said thirty seven, I'm hot right now,

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:15.640
<v Speaker 2>Come see me at the Dallas Comedy Club.

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<v Speaker 3>Should we play this voicemail?

0:27:20.720 --> 0:27:22.719
<v Speaker 2>We have a voice? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

0:27:22.720 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 3>It's very exciting. Whenever you're ready.

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<v Speaker 7>Hi, David and Lingston love the pod. My mama told

0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 7>me and my grandma actually that unattractive white women are

0:27:36.560 --> 0:27:38.760
<v Speaker 7>the most dangerous people on the plant.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, let's pause right there, sold I have nothing that

0:27:44.400 --> 0:27:50.639
<v Speaker 3>in this that I disagree with so far, there's not

0:27:50.920 --> 0:27:59.080
<v Speaker 3>one part of this truly. At the core of me,

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:02.800
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I don't even know if we can

0:28:02.840 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 3>call this conspiracy theory just dangerous dangerous people.

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'm terrifying. I think we're all the same thing.

0:28:16.560 --> 0:28:18.440
<v Speaker 2>But continue, let's let's do what else.

0:28:18.880 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 7>If y'all love to hear your opinions on that. Also,

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 7>you just you had Zenomducts. Know she's amazing, She's so funny.

0:28:26.560 --> 0:28:30.439
<v Speaker 7>I love her. You're talking about some lab versus sun screen.

0:28:30.640 --> 0:28:33.280
<v Speaker 7>It's about us photo sensitive people. I'm a black person

0:28:33.440 --> 0:28:36.160
<v Speaker 7>who looks like a be cheaper every summer. It sucks.

0:28:38.200 --> 0:28:41.560
<v Speaker 7>And I missed you and Philly so bombed out. I

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:44.480
<v Speaker 7>had tickets, but I was so sick. I couldn't. I

0:28:44.600 --> 0:28:46.560
<v Speaker 7>couldn't make it. Didn't want to make your show. It's

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 7>super spreader event. Now we stay at home.

0:28:50.160 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, but yeah, I.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 7>Love my things. I think if you missed Will Smith

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:02.040
<v Speaker 7>and Shalli Berry, you get Shawn t like the fitness guy.

0:29:02.760 --> 0:29:04.320
<v Speaker 7>I see it. No one else seems to see it,

0:29:04.360 --> 0:29:06.800
<v Speaker 7>but I see it. But anyway, your specials looked great

0:29:06.840 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 7>and I look forward to more and keep on keeping

0:29:10.000 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 7>on cover about it.

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:24.800
<v Speaker 3>My voicemail started pretty good. I'll say she came in.

0:29:25.720 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 3>She came with a conspiracy. It felt good, and I

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:33.240
<v Speaker 3>liked all the other compliments, but certainly it felt like

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:35.760
<v Speaker 3>maybe that voicemail didn't have to be quite as long

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:38.080
<v Speaker 3>as she made it, that maybe it could have just

0:29:38.120 --> 0:29:42.680
<v Speaker 3>stopped at the the unattractive white women are most dangerous

0:29:42.680 --> 0:29:43.640
<v Speaker 3>people on the planet.

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:46.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I appreciate it. Thank you for not coming

0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.360
<v Speaker 2>and spreading it. I looked up Shawn Tea. That's very

0:29:49.480 --> 0:29:51.480
<v Speaker 2>I do see it.

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.440
<v Speaker 3>Shawn t. I don't even know Shawnte, or maybe I

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:58.480
<v Speaker 3>just looked s h a u N. Yeah, Oh, I

0:29:58.480 --> 0:30:01.200
<v Speaker 3>can see there's some photos where I could see a

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 3>little bit of Will Smith certainly. Yeah, he's forty six

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:08.600
<v Speaker 3>years old. So if you're suspecting at all that maybe

0:30:08.640 --> 0:30:10.960
<v Speaker 3>he might be the byproduct of those two, he's not.

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:17.040
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Philly Philly. Philly guys started early. I

0:30:17.040 --> 0:30:18.960
<v Speaker 2>feel like that's the place where you fuck young.

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah you think Will Smith fucked young? Mmm?

0:30:25.040 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 2>He was always that guy? Yeah, I think, Yeah, you

0:30:27.880 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 2>don't think he did.

0:30:30.560 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 3>I'm up to minds to be honest with you. Him

0:30:34.200 --> 0:30:39.400
<v Speaker 3>him having, if I'm remembering correctly, pretty religious parents and

0:30:40.280 --> 0:30:44.560
<v Speaker 3>like not cussing for a long time sort of leads

0:30:44.600 --> 0:30:46.600
<v Speaker 3>me to believe that maybe he was a little more

0:30:46.720 --> 0:30:49.280
<v Speaker 3>like straight laced than we thought he was.

0:30:49.960 --> 0:30:51.040
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't he have a goon?

0:30:51.120 --> 0:30:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Though?

0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:56.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there are stories of like him because when he

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 3>was arrested that time, it was because like somebody tried

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 3>to fleck on him and then he's like, God just

0:31:03.080 --> 0:31:03.720
<v Speaker 3>mopped him.

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 2>He was also a teen rap sensation in the eighties, Like,

0:31:08.920 --> 0:31:10.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, I think I think he fucked young.

0:31:11.240 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I think he definitely fucked.

0:31:12.440 --> 0:31:14.719
<v Speaker 3>That's probably It's a safer bet than what I'm pitching.

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 2>And I remember this is I don't know why I

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 2>remember this, but there was a joke on on Fresh

0:31:22.440 --> 0:31:25.280
<v Speaker 2>Prince of bel Air where somebody says something to Will

0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 2>and he thinks he says, you're a virgin and he's

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 2>like not since I was fourteen, and I remember being

0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:32.440
<v Speaker 2>like ten at the time being like.

0:31:32.480 --> 0:31:42.720
<v Speaker 3>What wait, wait, wait, I only got four years left.

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck fuck, I can't that's not gonna happen, that's not.

0:31:48.480 --> 0:31:49.600
<v Speaker 3>I haven't even started.

0:31:50.040 --> 0:31:54.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah what But yeah, I think I think I think

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Will Smith fucked young for sure.

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 3>That's probably a safe bet, I think, obviously, if you

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.120
<v Speaker 3>have your own thoughts on whether or not Will Smith

0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:03.880
<v Speaker 3>fuck young. Give us a call a for fur little moms.

0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:08.880
<v Speaker 3>As it relates to this voicemail, I would say that

0:32:10.560 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 3>the reason I believe that unattractive white women are so

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:19.880
<v Speaker 3>dangerous is because of the weird hierarchical dangers of cross

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:25.760
<v Speaker 3>pollinating patriarchy with racism. Right that you create a system

0:32:25.800 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 3>where attractiveness is value, and then you create a system

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:34.360
<v Speaker 3>where women understand from the jump that they are being

0:32:34.440 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 3>positioned and I'm not saying this as like a flex,

0:32:37.320 --> 0:32:40.120
<v Speaker 3>but they are being positioned as less than two men.

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.320
<v Speaker 3>And white women in particular have sort of bought into

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:47.120
<v Speaker 3>that subservience of being like, yes, we serve under that

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:50.959
<v Speaker 3>second tier position. But then you create a fucked up

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:54.360
<v Speaker 3>hierarchy inside of that second tier where you go the

0:32:54.400 --> 0:32:57.520
<v Speaker 3>pretty ones, we will treat nicely, and the ugly ones

0:32:57.560 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 3>will bark at and throw in the mud. And so

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:05.560
<v Speaker 3>the ugly ones then need somebody to feel powerful over,

0:33:06.000 --> 0:33:09.280
<v Speaker 3>and they are so mean to anybody else they can find.

0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad you stepped in and took that, because

0:33:11.960 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 2>my synopsis would not have been that elegant. It would

0:33:22.000 --> 0:33:22.840
<v Speaker 2>have been angry.

0:33:25.760 --> 0:33:28.960
<v Speaker 3>This bitch hurt my feelings. This bitch called the beliefe

0:33:29.040 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 3>on me.

0:33:30.200 --> 0:33:32.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was just gonna say all of those things,

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 2>also breeding anger. And then enter an unsuspecting black man

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:43.680
<v Speaker 2>who just thought he got a white girl that his

0:33:43.800 --> 0:33:49.520
<v Speaker 2>life is ravaged. I think we all can we all

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 2>know them, We've all.

0:33:50.760 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 3>Seen it's it's tough to watch it.

0:33:54.920 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 2>It is. It is, really, it's painful. Just did I

0:34:01.080 --> 0:34:03.720
<v Speaker 2>even show you there's a funny story we gotta go

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.040
<v Speaker 2>to say? This is funny. I even tell you. I

0:34:06.240 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 2>was out in La at a bar one time with

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:14.760
<v Speaker 2>this girl and we got really drunk and behind us

0:34:15.280 --> 0:34:19.400
<v Speaker 2>there was a white lady. This is so bad. Minus

0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:22.480
<v Speaker 2>there was a white lady and she was just yelling

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:28.040
<v Speaker 2>at this nigger bro like it was bad. It was bad,

0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:31.920
<v Speaker 2>like publicly shaming him. She was ugly and he was

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:34.680
<v Speaker 2>real handsome, and she was like like, had my man's

0:34:34.800 --> 0:34:38.719
<v Speaker 2>have have my man's head down, you know what I'm saying,

0:34:38.840 --> 0:34:42.359
<v Speaker 2>Like and like I was wasted, and like it was

0:34:42.400 --> 0:34:45.719
<v Speaker 2>going on for so long that I turned around and

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I was like, bro, you ain't gotta take that. Well

0:34:49.840 --> 0:34:52.319
<v Speaker 2>you stopped up, bro, I was. I was like you

0:34:52.680 --> 0:34:54.799
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't you aren't even have it doesn't have to

0:34:54.840 --> 0:34:58.160
<v Speaker 2>be like that. And then she went crazy on me

0:34:58.960 --> 0:35:01.399
<v Speaker 2>and was, who the fuck are you?

0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:05.600
<v Speaker 3>Fat fuck fat cat fuck.

0:35:06.520 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 2>I'll talk to him out the fuck I want. And

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:12.680
<v Speaker 2>I was just like, I was just like, bro, you

0:35:12.719 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 2>don't have to do this. You don't. You don't have

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:16.839
<v Speaker 2>to be like this. You don't have to take that.

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:19.239
<v Speaker 2>I understand. We're in Silver Lake. It doesn't have to

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:21.719
<v Speaker 2>be like I just like talked over her because if

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 2>I looked at her, she would get mad, you know

0:35:23.760 --> 0:35:26.120
<v Speaker 2>what I mean. I was like, you really like I

0:35:26.160 --> 0:35:27.640
<v Speaker 2>was just like looking him in his eyes, but I

0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:29.960
<v Speaker 2>was really drunk. I was like, you really don't it

0:35:29.960 --> 0:35:31.560
<v Speaker 2>doesn't have to be like this, and she was like

0:35:31.760 --> 0:35:34.760
<v Speaker 2>fat fuck you fat fuck nothing, you fat fucking nothing.

0:35:35.080 --> 0:35:37.719
<v Speaker 2>And then and then she went to the bathroom and

0:35:37.760 --> 0:35:41.239
<v Speaker 2>I took her wallet in her cigarettes. Whoa she left

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:44.799
<v Speaker 2>her person. I know I left her wallet like just

0:35:44.880 --> 0:35:46.440
<v Speaker 2>out front, but you didn't.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:48.399
<v Speaker 3>You didn't take any goal.

0:35:48.560 --> 0:35:50.520
<v Speaker 2>It was more just like a fuck this, but like

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:54.080
<v Speaker 2>it hurt my feelings because as I was leaving, she

0:35:54.239 --> 0:35:56.360
<v Speaker 2>was in the bathroom. I was leaving with this girl.

0:35:56.719 --> 0:36:01.160
<v Speaker 2>And he even then he wasn't like, he wasn't like,

0:36:01.320 --> 0:36:05.400
<v Speaker 2>thank you. You could just tell he was gone. He

0:36:05.480 --> 0:36:07.240
<v Speaker 2>was just cooked. He was just cooked.

0:36:07.400 --> 0:36:11.080
<v Speaker 3>I think the unfortunate reality is, while I do think

0:36:11.120 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 3>that they're the most dangerous people on the planet, I

0:36:14.560 --> 0:36:19.440
<v Speaker 3>struggle to feel sympathy for the attractive black men, particularly

0:36:20.000 --> 0:36:23.880
<v Speaker 3>who who go over there, because I think it should

0:36:24.040 --> 0:36:26.640
<v Speaker 3>just be common knowledge at this point in a way

0:36:26.680 --> 0:36:29.680
<v Speaker 3>that makes me go like, come on, man, what are

0:36:29.680 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 3>we doing? Like I get it, you think your baby

0:36:31.880 --> 0:36:35.759
<v Speaker 3>boo is special, but like history teaches us over and

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:39.480
<v Speaker 3>over and over fucking again that that's not true. Chill

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:40.719
<v Speaker 3>leave them alone.

0:36:40.840 --> 0:36:43.319
<v Speaker 2>I can see the look on his face still, and

0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:46.440
<v Speaker 2>it was just like it was like the way she

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:49.359
<v Speaker 2>was yelling at him, This is what I took from

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.479
<v Speaker 2>it too. I was like, I don't think she would

0:36:52.560 --> 0:36:54.839
<v Speaker 2>yell at a white guy like that. No, I think

0:36:54.880 --> 0:36:56.319
<v Speaker 2>she would. I don't think she would do that in

0:36:56.360 --> 0:36:59.120
<v Speaker 2>public like that. And that's what I'm saying. I think

0:36:59.120 --> 0:37:02.160
<v Speaker 2>they need some body to serve under them, because we

0:37:02.280 --> 0:37:07.080
<v Speaker 2>created a system of service where they have a tier,

0:37:07.280 --> 0:37:10.760
<v Speaker 2>but then they are being treated as fucking third tier

0:37:10.800 --> 0:37:15.520
<v Speaker 2>when they were promised second tier. Right, that's a big bass. Yeah,

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Because even the way she was taking and then even

0:37:17.320 --> 0:37:19.759
<v Speaker 2>the way she was talking to me, was like, I

0:37:19.800 --> 0:37:23.360
<v Speaker 2>don't think you would yell at a white guy like

0:37:23.360 --> 0:37:26.799
<v Speaker 2>like it was just like she was talking like there

0:37:26.880 --> 0:37:30.400
<v Speaker 2>was no repercussions for her actions.

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:32.239
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can't get bopped on the head.

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.879
<v Speaker 2>I did feel good though, as we were walking because

0:37:34.880 --> 0:37:37.120
<v Speaker 2>she left and I just like, grab that shit.

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:40.319
<v Speaker 3>No you didn't you and we got to go on

0:37:40.360 --> 0:37:44.000
<v Speaker 3>a second. But you did a beautiful thing. I think

0:37:44.120 --> 0:37:47.160
<v Speaker 3>very few people are able to watch somebody experience that

0:37:47.239 --> 0:37:49.760
<v Speaker 3>in a public space then step up, and you should

0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:52.440
<v Speaker 3>be commended. That's that's a brave thing you did to

0:37:52.520 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 3>say something, the thing that, frankly, I don't know that

0:37:56.200 --> 0:37:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I would have done in that situation.

0:37:58.239 --> 0:38:00.960
<v Speaker 2>Ah, well, you know one of ten times you got

0:38:01.000 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>to step up, there's nine times I ain't say anything.

0:38:04.719 --> 0:38:13.839
<v Speaker 3>So fair, dear, dear listener. I hope that this, this

0:38:14.000 --> 0:38:18.879
<v Speaker 3>at least confirms your suspicions. I hope you feel satisfied

0:38:18.920 --> 0:38:21.400
<v Speaker 3>to hear it. You're both your mother and grandmother. Let

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:24.560
<v Speaker 3>them know we agree white women are the most dangerous.

0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:28.040
<v Speaker 3>Ugly White women specifically are the most dangerous people on

0:38:28.040 --> 0:38:30.640
<v Speaker 3>the planet. I know you didn't say ugly, but we

0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:33.319
<v Speaker 3>don't we don't fix the words around here. We knew

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:36.360
<v Speaker 3>what the fuck you meant. It's not up for debate.

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I'd go far as to say, busted.

0:38:41.360 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 3>Dog faced white women are by far the most dangerous

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 3>people on the planet. And uh and and you're right,

0:38:48.680 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 3>and maybe tighten that message up next time. You want

0:38:56.640 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 3>to tell the people where they can find you.

0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:02.600
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<v Speaker 3>Remember but stuff is alright, alright, Bye, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Motherfucking mini episode mini episode, motherfucking mini ever sew. Motherfucking

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<v Speaker 1>mini ever sel mini episode, motherfucking mini episode.