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Speaker 1: Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for.

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the

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Speaker 1: world and we're gonna do it in style. It's time

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Speaker 1: for the best ready go you've heard in a while,

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Speaker 1: the Jews Show. It's Friday, It's a Jewel Show. And

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Speaker 1: are you headed into one of those weekends where you're

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Speaker 1: gonna finish that home improvement project you've been working on

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Speaker 1: for months? Or is it gonna be one of those

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Speaker 1: weekends where you start a home improvement project and by

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Speaker 1: halfway through the day on Saturday, you're like, oh no,

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be doing this for the next seventeen weekends.

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Speaker 1: Is it gonna be good or is it gonna be bad?

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Speaker 1: How's your day gonna go and your weekend? That's why

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Speaker 1: every single day, at this time we tell you exactly

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Speaker 1: how your day is gonna go. It's time for Alex's

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Speaker 1: daily vibration. That is right, It's time to raise your

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Speaker 1: vibration you guys by doing your daily one card draw.

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Speaker 1: So Tarot is a powerful way to reveal the truth

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Speaker 1: and give you kind of guidance for your life path.

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Speaker 1: And it's not a scary thing. No, it's more of

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Speaker 1: like a horoscope. So now I'm going to be doing

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Speaker 1: your daily one card draw to give you some insight

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Speaker 1: for your day. Okay, cool, So I just pulled a card.

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Speaker 1: What we got and for today Friday is the Nine

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Speaker 1: of Pentacles. Pentacles represents wealth and earth and physical realm.

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Speaker 1: That's a pentacle again, a pentacle is like a star

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Speaker 1: I was thinking tentacle. No, it's not tentacles, pentacles, pentacles um.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, the nine of Pentacles. It represents like accomplishment

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Speaker 1: and material wealth. So there's four elements Earth, air, water,

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Speaker 1: and and taro in the suits. So pentacles, swords, cups,

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Speaker 1: and wants. So pentacles is associated with earth and it

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Speaker 1: equates to like nature and your body, material world stability. Okay.

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Speaker 1: And then there's swords, which equates to air and is logic, ideas, intellect, communication,

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Speaker 1: and wands represents fire, action, inspiration, drive, will, power, passion, ambition, interesting,

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Speaker 1: So the nine of Pentacles, what exactly is it saying

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Speaker 1: know it's not like a prediction, but you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, Well, yeah, it gives you insights. So for

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Speaker 1: the nines in a suit, they typically represent fruition, like

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Speaker 1: things come into fruition, okay, And in this case, the

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Speaker 1: nine of Pentacles suggest that you're free from financial worry

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Speaker 1: and in a period of abundance. Oh I like that right,

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Speaker 1: and that you've arrived and accomplished your goals and now

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Speaker 1: feel secure. So it also can represent or can also

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Speaker 1: be a sign that you are financially dependent on someone else,

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Speaker 1: perhaps the spouse or a family member or a grandmother.

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Speaker 1: But this may have caused you to lose your independence,

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Speaker 1: and I just recommend to try and figure out how

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Speaker 1: to regain that what you lost, and just by making

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Speaker 1: micro changes in your daily routine can do wonders what

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Speaker 1: if what if you never had it? Well, then you

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Speaker 1: never don't have anything to miss. I think you're good, right,

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Speaker 1: and then you just haven't made it yet. Igorance pliss,

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Speaker 1: that's what they say, right, You're like, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you know. One in being independent means cool. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a good point though, if you just if you've

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Speaker 1: I mean micro changes could be something that you do

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Speaker 1: then you have to make changes daily and it has

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe maybe maybe a lot of tomorrow's from today,

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Speaker 1: have started today. Oh that's so true, and that was

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Speaker 1: your daily vibration. Just fine, that's a good vibration. So

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Speaker 1: go out and get it because today's a day. Remember,

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Speaker 1: you can follow us on social media at the Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

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Speaker 1: Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame morning.

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Speaker 1: So hello, Hello, this is Soul Prosper from the agency.

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Speaker 1: I represent Kanye West. I'm looking for Chelsea that also

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Speaker 1: goes by at Chelsea on Twitter. Um, this is her?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? As I said before, my name is

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Speaker 1: Sao and I represent Kanye West. Because of you going

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Speaker 1: on a rampage on Twitter. Now, Kanye won't get in

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Speaker 1: the studio and he's refusing to do anything until he

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Speaker 1: hold and please just apologize to him. Wait, why just

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Speaker 1: going on? Do you represent Kanye? I already told you mom,

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Speaker 1: like I'm not going to make a love tape with Travis,

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Speaker 1: and if it wasn't for my personality, we wouldn't have

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Speaker 1: this show anyways. Hello, who's this? Um? My name's Chelsea.

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Speaker 1: And someone named Saul called me and told me that

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Speaker 1: Kanye West to talk to me. Oh my god, you're

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Speaker 1: that girl that's been tweeting about how dumb it is

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Speaker 1: that Kanye changed is his name to Yay. He's been

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Speaker 1: pacing around the house all day demanding to talk to you.

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Speaker 1: How did you get our number? I didn't get your number.

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Speaker 1: Some guy named Saul called me and said, but he

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Speaker 1: wanted to talk to me. Saul is his agent. Hang on,

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Speaker 1: I'll transfer you back to him. Oh my god, that's

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Speaker 1: going on now. Oh look already told y'all don't bother

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Speaker 1: me on this line. I'm creating man making YSL space

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Speaker 1: suit from when I go to Space, fam, I don't

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Speaker 1: already hit up Elon trying to climb with Polo to

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Speaker 1: do that, And he was like, yeah, fam space, imagine

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Speaker 1: that yeay in space and a ysl space win some

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Speaker 1: elon Musk. Musk's all trying to get me on the phone,

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Speaker 1: someone who was trying to throw shade in my name

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Speaker 1: change on Twitter. Then after that, I gotta call two

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Speaker 1: Chains to tell him I'm making a chain. But get this,

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Speaker 1: it's actually three chains. Imagine that you ain't making one chain.

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Speaker 1: That's three chains for two chains. Crazy, right? Not really?

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Speaker 1: I expected it. Well, um um, I'm I believe I'm

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Speaker 1: the person you wanted to talk about. Hold up, you

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Speaker 1: Twitter troll trolling on my name, trolling because yeah, got fame,

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Speaker 1: trying to blaspheme, Jesus, don't you know I got a

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Speaker 1: song where I walked with Oh damn it, you gotta

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Speaker 1: be pacing around. Here's so much a stuff my toe

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Speaker 1: hold on? What? O my god? Okay, this is Chelsea,

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Speaker 1: this is soul. Is he finished? And did he make

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Speaker 1: you the offer? I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: What offer he didn't? Oh my god, I'm gonna send

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Speaker 1: you back to him. Please? Hold Oh my god? Is

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Speaker 1: this real? Oh my god? Hey, this is Kennis's Chelsea,

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Speaker 1: I just want you to know that me and ye

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Speaker 1: really Kim? Yeah? Like what is Oh my god? Yea,

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Speaker 1: he hasn't told you yet. No. Hold on, okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna play hold I'm gonna send you back him. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: this is literally just a week ago, Beauty s Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is yea, Fam, I saw what you said on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: At first, I was mad, like real mad, like running

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that I was running around my ranch

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Speaker 1: to get you pregnant? And then I'm sorry. Then I

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Speaker 1: gonna be our surrogate. What you can't carry? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: Englishew and your sister set you up for a phone prank.

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Speaker 1: She said that you've been talking a bunch of trash

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, she really think you definitely got me.

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Speaker 1: That was ridiculous. Did you think Ya wanted you to

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Speaker 1: Wake Up every morning with Jebil phone pranks the Jewil

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Speaker 1: six one. I think you're referring to Friday feels, and yes,

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Speaker 1: Every single Friday. We stopped for a moment and just

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Speaker 1: Remember it's okay to not be okay, very popular saying

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Speaker 1: and tell us what your Friday feels is. We'll get

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Speaker 1: to your feels in just a second, but first, how

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Speaker 1: I feel he's feeling at lot of touch with the reality. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: It's Friday feels. How are you feeling? Calls up a

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Speaker 1: start with the Alex Fresh. How are you feeling today?

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Speaker 1: I'm annoyed. Annoyed because, like my whole life since I

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Speaker 1: I've wanted to learn how to speak Spanish, but I

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Speaker 1: And we always get your phone calls to see how

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Speaker 1: your Friday feels are, so we figured why not check

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Speaker 1: in with some of the rest of the show and

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Speaker 1: our executive producer Brad Nolan, what's your Friday feel a

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Speaker 1: little confused and concerned? Confusing concern, Yes, because I didn't

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Speaker 1: approve any vacation for Richard. I was leaving and now

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell I'm gonna do. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: because Richard is a very important job here, and Brad

427
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Speaker 1: just found out that if he doesn't figure it out

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Speaker 1: pretty soon, he's gonna have to to be working a whole

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Speaker 1: lot more. The week that Richard's gone, we're all gonna

430
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Speaker 1: have to be working a lot more. Hang on, we

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Speaker 1: should we can call Richard back in here and tell

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Speaker 1: him you can't go all right here it comes, he gets,

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Speaker 1: he gets a Thanksgiving I don't, Hey, Richard, we were

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Speaker 1: thinking about your Friday feel Yes, it's so cool that

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Speaker 1: you get to do that, except when you're gone, because

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Speaker 1: you do a lot. It creates a lot of work

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Speaker 1: and we don't know who would fill in yet, so

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Speaker 1: we don't want to do it. Yeah, and so we're

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Speaker 1: not gonna prove your vacation, but you get twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours to cancel your flies for a four years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can work for emotionally, it's Friday feels called up

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Speaker 1: eighty to day three four three on a six one

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Speaker 1: text in four to six one. It's a jewel show

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Speaker 1: on Hits one to six one one. I caught it

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Speaker 1: badges today. You give me word of card in your

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Speaker 1: place ain't being out in a while. Anyway, I was

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Speaker 1: hoping I could catch your throne. Smiles in my face,

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Speaker 1: bro man nick talking y'all't even at the tide. You're

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Speaker 1: cute to nothing for me tonight looking in the viable

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Speaker 1: anti theater. Reason why baby, you live in a lab

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Speaker 1: of baby. You ride champagne and ching with your friends

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Speaker 1: and a dark boy. I'm not facet in your card.

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Speaker 1: And you know that you can call me when you want,

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Speaker 1: call me with me coming in the morning. I'll be

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Speaker 1: on the way. You can call me when you want,

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Speaker 1: call me with me, call me out my yo name.

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Speaker 1: I'll be on a way like I want to seell

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Speaker 1: like you buy it on the villa fry put a

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Speaker 1: smile on my ball. I mean a sign of the times.

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Speaker 1: Every time that us been a time in at nine,

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Speaker 1: it was mine every week or the time, and the

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Speaker 1: climb I was shining on me. Now I can't leave,

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Speaker 1: and now I'm making the lead. He never wanted ass

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Speaker 1: in my lead. You want the ones, heavy, ivy shot

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Speaker 1: thing and change with your friends, dark boy. I never

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Speaker 1: my fast story garden. You know that you can call

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Speaker 1: me when you want, call me when you mean coming

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Speaker 1: in the morning, me on the way, call me when

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Speaker 1: you want, call me with me, call me out your name,

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Speaker 1: I mean on the day, how the Jewels show on demand?

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Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little secret. I don't think there's a person

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Speaker 1: on the planet that doesn't like who's on the phone

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Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret right now? Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited. Then it's not the rock. Nope, it's not

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Speaker 1: the text in four one six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything. We

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Speaker 1: always keep everybody anonymous. Nobody will know who you are.

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Speaker 1: You're free to say whatever. We don't even ask what

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Speaker 1: your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous nickname.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now to tell us a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is Panda Express Orange Chicken delicious, right, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I told you I don't know one person who's ever

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Speaker 1: said that they don't like that. Hello, Orange Chicken. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm delicious as always. That's you got a pretty good nickname.

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Speaker 1: You know. We always have to try to make up things,

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Speaker 1: and it's usually off the top of the head, and

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Speaker 1: sometimes people don't get the best nickname. But orange Chicken

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Speaker 1: is a really good one. You know. The great thing

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Speaker 1: about panda expresses too. They don't get enough like praise

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Speaker 1: for their pultion size. It's so big it is, it's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's like nine dollars for a three on tree plate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: three entree can feed me and my two kids. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this dirty little secret brought to you by And that

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Speaker 1: was definitely not an AD, but it sounded like one.

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Speaker 1: And also all corrected is the delicious. So you have

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Speaker 1: I just kicked something under my thing, So you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret to tell us? All right, what

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Speaker 1: do you want to tell us? Okay, so I used

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Speaker 1: actually been obsushed with a deer. I don't know what's

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Speaker 1: going on over You're gonna have to start over in

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Speaker 1: just a second, because yeah, you've heard a bunch of banging.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I just kick something under the control board

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Speaker 1: here and then it fell and then I kicked it

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Speaker 1: back again and then something else slam. So I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We might go off the air soon, idea. Okay, He

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Speaker 1: says something about DearS. Yes, I've been obsessed with gear

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Speaker 1: like the animal like bammy. I've been obsessed with DearS

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Speaker 1: since I was a little kid. And um, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: I would you know some kids would I honestly played

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Speaker 1: dog or whatever. I would play dear and be on

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Speaker 1: all fours. And I mean i've watched Babby. I don't

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Speaker 1: know more than after time. I was gonna say, it's

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Speaker 1: got to be your thing then, like your bible. And

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Speaker 1: actually I must confess that when I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: I would go over to my neighbor's yard and eat

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Speaker 1: the pansies from yard. Yeah what is that? Yeah? What

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Speaker 1: does that mean? So? Yeah, its like gear eat panpies.

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Speaker 1: So they're like the flower So you were eating your

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Speaker 1: neighbor's flowers, Oh my god? Yeah, and tell I would. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it was kind of like the Ties. Very kid, but

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Speaker 1: I was like playing the part. You know, I would

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Speaker 1: say that like seven years old. Okay, when did it stop?

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Speaker 1: It still hasn't. You're still going over there and eating

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Speaker 1: the pansies, honest me, I mean, honestly, think around Loven Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: for four years of eating flowers probably not great for

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Speaker 1: the digestive system. Yeah, it's pretty awkward if you get caught,

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Speaker 1: like after you've entered puberty eating flowers from your neighbor's long.

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Speaker 1: That's a little too old, I think, Yeah, but I

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Speaker 1: loved them. I have like a collection of time. I

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Speaker 1: have like a little shrine of like all families And

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Speaker 1: okay you Yeah, so your dirty little secret isn't necessarily

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Speaker 1: that you love dear, because you everybody that knows you

533
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,960
Speaker 1: probably knows how much you loved dear. Yeah that's okay.

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Speaker 1: But the secret is that you see eat your neighbors

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Speaker 1: flowers and pretend you were a dear. Yes, I can

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Speaker 1: kindie relate. I was obsessed with well wolves when I

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Speaker 1: was younger, and I actually like prayed to the devil

538
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Speaker 1: to make me one for quite a while. Oh wow,

539
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: that was a bad time in my past. Did it work? No?

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00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: Still still here, still just a human? Oh well, you know,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the club. Here it is together. Yeah, sure

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Speaker 1: you could be well worth, but I'll be a dear.

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Speaker 1: How many times have you been a deer for Halloween?

544
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 1: Almost every single Halloween? That's the same costume. Yea, Well,

545
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. And

546
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,719
Speaker 1: I mean, why not, you know, recapture some of your

547
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: older days of your youth. Next time you see some pansies,

548
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 1: just jump out of the car or wherever you're at

549
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: and just be a deer for a little while and

550
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Speaker 1: eat those pansies. I sure will, all right, what's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: the I n N, The Idiot News Network, where idiots

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00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news as for Friday October twenty one,

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty one, the twenty second, the twenty October twenty

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Speaker 1: That wrong. I know, and Richard, it's always correct to me.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Richard, it's the twenty second. Thank you, You're welcome.

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Speaker 1: He likes to correct us. I'm Jewel Fresh, and better

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Speaker 1: grab your umbrellas because today it's gonna be raining, booty.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you why I say that in just a second,

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Speaker 1: But first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and

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Speaker 1: regarding doctor Dre's ex wife, well, actually i am, I'm

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Speaker 1: English Evan, and internet trolls are trying to literally and

563
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Speaker 1: figuratively sweep the leg of one Instagram influenza in an

564
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Speaker 1: effort to bring her down. All right, more on those

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Speaker 1: stories in just a second before your first story of

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Speaker 1: the day to day. And the I n N The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where adios such as the News they

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Speaker 1: report the news. Those aren't the sound of thunderclaps that

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Speaker 1: you're hearing. No, they're the sound of booty's clapping. I

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Speaker 1: don't know whose booty it was. But k r e M,

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Speaker 1: a local news station in Spokane, Washington, oh Yes, aired

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Speaker 1: a pornographic clip during its Sunday broadcast at six pm.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Meteorologist Michelle Boss was giving a weather

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Speaker 1: up eight when the clip was shown over her right

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Speaker 1: shoulder and she had no idea, so she was talking

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Speaker 1: about just like and then there's gonna be thunderstorms over here,

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Speaker 1: and then there was just a booty question one naked butt.

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Speaker 1: Whose fault? I don't know. I'm going to say production team,

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Speaker 1: someone on the production team. It is just was happening fun.

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Speaker 1: And it was on Sunday at six, like during the

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Speaker 1: evening news. That's when all of the olds get down

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Speaker 1: and watch the news. You know, exactly what is that?

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Speaker 1: Neither the meteorologist or her co anchor on the report

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Speaker 1: reacted to the clip before the screen cut to more

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Speaker 1: weather footage, but you know inside they reacted, yeah, like

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Speaker 1: that's weird U. The Spokane Police Department has confirmed that

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Speaker 1: an investigation into the incident is going on. But that

588
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Speaker 1: was an very awkward newscast and those aren't clouds covering

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Speaker 1: the sun. That's a naked woman's booty. This is the

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Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

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Speaker 1: just in the news. The next story, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to Alex Fresh, who is a doctor Drey Souse.

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Speaker 1: That's no, I'm at a cemetery in Los Angeles. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh notice fun. Yeah. No. Recently doctor Dre and his

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Speaker 1: ex wife Nicole got divorced and they had like a

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Speaker 1: really bad like divorce about money and all that. So

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Speaker 1: he was ordered to pay her some like one point

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Speaker 1: five million dollars a couple months ago, and she had

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Speaker 1: him served at his grandmother's funeral. No way last week.

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Speaker 1: It's crazy, crazy, heartless. So supposedly she said that he

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Speaker 1: had only paid her like three hundred thousand and that

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00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: he still owed her one point two and he said,

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00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: um no, that's a mistake. I paid her. Can you

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00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: imagine I would imagine doctor Dre has accountants, so they

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00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: probably can track of that money rightly. Pretty good account

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00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: I mean, someone's lying, but I don't know. I just

607
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: was like, did you really have to do it then

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Speaker 1: and there? That's crazy, especially like to someone that at

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00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: one point you did love. That's always the thing about breakups,

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00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: like at some point you liked that person enough to

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Speaker 1: be with them. So I think, here's how bad it is.

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00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: Think about this. He's a billionaire. She's asking for one

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00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: point two million. He could easily probably take that out

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00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: of his wallet and give it to her. He's so

615
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: evil he doesn't even want to give that to it,

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Speaker 1: like not even just get the headache out of his life,

617
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: Like you can just go to your grandma's funeral not

618
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Speaker 1: get served. Yeah, if for one point two million dollars,

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Speaker 1: I'll probably do that, I'd be like, I don't want

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Speaker 1: the headache. I'm just gonna go take the less stress

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Speaker 1: for it. That's true. So if you did pay it

622
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: and she's still doing that, what a sago werazy? He

623
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Speaker 1: needs some noise canceling beats on. That's probably why you

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00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 1: made him. Yeah, exactly, Well that's all I have sending

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Speaker 1: it back to you. This is the I n ND

626
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Speaker 1: Idiot news network, where idiots aren't just sending the news.

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Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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Speaker 1: on over to English Evan who's with an influencers like

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Speaker 1: always trying to figure out like right before, right before well,

630
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: because sometimes I'll talk on the other stories and then

631
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, what was the thing that he said? And

632
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: I can't remember. It's usually, Yeah, it's usual by the

633
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: time where you to have and I'm gonna start taking

634
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: a note every time you say it and see if

635
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: I can remember too good. All right, So I'm with Sherry.

636
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: Louise had her left leg amputated after being diagnosed with

637
00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 1: a rare form of bone cancer. And she also is

638
00:32:52,840 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: like a big deal on Instagram. She has seventy thousand

639
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: followers and like books gigs all the time because I

640
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: think she's involved in the beauty world. But trolls on

641
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: social media have accused her of photoshopping off the limb

642
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: in order to stand out and book more gigs. What

643
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: in the world? Wow? Yeah, are so like sad and

644
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: lonely and so much just like they're mad because they

645
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: don't have followers that they have to bring so a wow,

646
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 1: right wow, And so they just accused somebody of lying

647
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 1: about that. On the other side, though, there's been a

648
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,280
Speaker 1: lot of people that have lied about stuff like that. Yeah,

649
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: it's very easy to prove of you know, you have

650
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: a leg or not, right, that's true. I mean, has

651
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:31,800
Speaker 1: anyone ever accused you guys of anything? You know, you

652
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: have a lot more followers than I do. I mean

653
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,760
Speaker 1: I've been trolled a lot. Yeah, sure, accused of things. Well, yeah,

654
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: people have said things like you, They've accused me of

655
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: doing things that I've done. So I'm like, yeah, I

656
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: did that. I don't feel great about it. I really accused. Yeah.

657
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,640
Speaker 1: It's also the ARTI choke throat tattoo doesn't help. Yeah,

658
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: definite doesn't help. But I feel safe when I'm with you.

659
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 1: That's good. It's you about to lose a job, lady,

660
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: and that means the I n N has come to

661
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: an end for the day. But don't worry, we'll do

662
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 1: it again the same time Monday. Mondays, yo job, You're

663
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: about to lose yo job. You're about to lose yo job.

664
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh nothing, And that was the I n N, the

665
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: Idiot News Network for idiots. Aren't just in the news

666
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 1: report the news. Tune in Monday, same time for another

667
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: hard hitting report from the I n N. And your

668
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties. Your

669
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 1: next one is coming up in just a few minutes.

670
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:31,359
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. The Jewil Show on demand. It's

671
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:38,759
Speaker 1: another Jewil phone prank. Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hey, dad,

672
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: getting any sleep? What? Hey, I'm sorry. I was just

673
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 1: a real quick joke for you. This is Pete Ekans.

674
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm calling from hospital. I was looking for Emmett. Yeah,

675
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: this is him. Hey, new papa. You're getting any sleep? Yeah?

676
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: A little bit here? Yeah, Hey, I know how it is. Um,

677
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,520
Speaker 1: I'm also a new father myself. I my wife and

678
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: I gave birth. I've a little bit longer than you though,

679
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 1: but my wife and I did have a baby not

680
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 1: that long ago. So it's just kind of joking around

681
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: with you saying, how are you sleeping? I'm sleeping great.

682
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 1: But um, you know, just a just a new dad joke,

683
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 1: another one new dad to another new dad, even though

684
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 1: I've been a dad a little bit longer. Okay, So um,

685
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: what was about? Well, Um, we are just calling to

686
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,880
Speaker 1: kind of check up on things. We do that from

687
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 1: time to time, just to make sure everybody's settling in. Okay. Um,

688
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,880
Speaker 1: and the baby and the family are doing well. Um.

689
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,799
Speaker 1: That's they did the same thing when I had one

690
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,839
Speaker 1: and we were doing great. So how do you feel

691
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,240
Speaker 1: bringing them home? Uh? We took him home, very excited

692
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: to get him into his nursery and uh, oh yeah,

693
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: did you did you customize the nursery yourself? Because we

694
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:55,279
Speaker 1: did that? Uh yeah, yeah, we painted the walls ourselves. Nice.

695
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, we painted ours too. Um, but I

696
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:01,799
Speaker 1: had somebody come and I had an actual guy who

697
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,520
Speaker 1: does murals and stuff come in and make a mural

698
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: on our wall. It looked great though, and it was

699
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,239
Speaker 1: so exciting to do. I mean, even though I had

700
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: him do it, I didn't really paint it myself, but

701
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 1: that was super exciting. Yeah. So I'm just super exciting. Yeah,

702
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you just trying to like tell me

703
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: that you're a much better dad than me? Oh? No,

704
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 1: not at all. I'm sorry that you get that impression.

705
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't know why you think that. Oh, it just

706
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: seems like you're taking everything I say and just done

707
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: me that you've done it better. Oh I'm so sorry. No,

708
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really excited because, like I said, I'm

709
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: a new dad and you're a new dad, and I

710
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 1: mean I've been a dad a little bit longer than

711
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: you have, but I don't get to talk to many

712
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,840
Speaker 1: new dads that often no matter how long they've been

713
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: a dad. So it's just exciting. I'll just get back

714
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: to the call because I'm sensing that you're a little frustrated,

715
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 1: and I didn't mean for it to come off like that.

716
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 1: Is there any questions that you have for us about anything? Well,

717
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: I guess it is. His poopy is all different kinds

718
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: of colors right now. Is that normal? Yeah? That, Um, yes,

719
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 1: that is totally normal. That happens. You know, they're they're

720
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,200
Speaker 1: getting used to everything. Are you using regular diapers or

721
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: cloth or uh, we're using regular diapers. Yeah, we use

722
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 1: cloth at our house. I just didn't know what you

723
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: thought about that. I mean, it takes a little extra

724
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: work to clean them, but um, just going a little

725
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 1: extra mile. That's just kind of me anyway, it is again. Yeah,

726
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: you see how I said, I asked about poop and

727
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,480
Speaker 1: you asked about diapers, and you just said that no difference.

728
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,480
Speaker 1: You brought up cloth diapers take a little bit more

729
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 1: extra time, a better dad. I guess no, Well, no, no,

730
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: it just means it's you know, it's a little harder

731
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,040
Speaker 1: to deal with. That's all I meant. I didn't mean

732
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:43,120
Speaker 1: anything by that. I'm so sorry. That you picked up.

733
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. It might be that you're

734
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,080
Speaker 1: you're not getting a lot of sleep, I mean ours

735
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: a sleeping through the night, but I'm sure you're's a

736
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: stand awake. No, there it is again. You somehow are

737
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: miracle dad who can sleep better than a new dad.

738
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 1: You're slightly longer as a dad, but you can at

739
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 1: least better. I'm so sorry about that. Okay, Like I said,

740
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 1: that was not my plan. I'm just like it was

741
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: dad to dad. I mean, you know, I know you've

742
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: been a dad, not quite as long as I haven't

743
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: been a dad a little bit longer than you. Get it.

744
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: You've been a dad longer. You've probably been an longer

745
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 1: than me too. What is the point. Oh, well, the

746
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: point is that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show

747
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife. Say

748
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: you up? She said that you guys just had a

749
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 1: kid and you get really annoyed by one uppers. So

750
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 1: I figured why not combined the two? Oh I hate yeah,

751
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,279
Speaker 1: you know what, I hate them too, but I just

752
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: hate them like maybe a little bit more than you

753
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks. The Jewil

754
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Show on demand first date follow up X is on

755
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: the ponge today for a first date follow up, and

756
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: apparently he's not getting a call back from a woman

757
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: named Amber. And let's see if we can help him out. Max.

758
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: How are you hey? Not too bad, not too bad?

759
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: What's going on? Not much? Just doing the first date

760
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: follow ups? So yeah, yeah, all right, Joe. Yeah, so

761
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 1: you're not going to get a call back from somebody

762
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: named Amber. Tell us a little bit about her. I'm

763
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: waiting to hear, but I guess I'm not going to

764
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: be hearing. I don't know what what what the reason

765
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: I stut? I thought I thought things were successful, but

766
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: maybe I'm mistaken. Okay, where did you meet Amber? I

767
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,040
Speaker 1: actually met her. I was shopping for a birthday present

768
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,279
Speaker 1: from my mother and I decided to go to was

769
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: wandering around the mall and I said, oh, bed, bath

770
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: and beyond She's I'm sure he was trying something there.

771
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: So you know, once you get in one of those stores,

772
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: you can quickly get lost. And the sales sale girl

773
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: happened to be an Amber. So can I have to sir?

774
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 1: And I said, actually, yeah, I'm trying to get you know,

775
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: And I went to the whole story, and she said, well,

776
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: I have some ideas, and she picked out these these

777
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: things like I guess that they're like bath soaps or

778
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 1: something like that, and we just kind of hit it off,

779
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: and I said, you wouldn't mind giving me your your

780
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: your contact information, like the phone number or something that

781
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: She said, all right, all right, so she gave it

782
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: the number. Okay, so you basically were shopping for a

783
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,040
Speaker 1: gift for your mom. You went into bed bath and

784
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: beyond you flirted with Amber, who was helping you out. Uh, okay, yeah,

785
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: that's that's accurate. I was, I'm getting her number. Yeah,

786
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean, that's good for you. Good job, man. So

787
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: how long until you hit her up? I'm waited a

788
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 1: couple of days and gave her rang rang her up

789
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 1: and said do you remember me? I'm I was like,

790
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 1: you wait a couple of days and give her a ring.

791
00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: Wait a few months in for that, no one? Yeah,

792
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,399
Speaker 1: all right, So I gave her. I gave her five rings.

793
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: I figured if she didn't, I'll pick up by that

794
00:40:35,719 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: you have no rings anymore. But she did finally answer,

795
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 1: and she did remember me. And I said, would you

796
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 1: be interested in, you know, go and get some going

797
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: out to get a drink or something. And so we

798
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 1: made a date and I met at this restaurant. Uh,

799
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: and I thought things weren't really well the first the

800
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 1: first date, you know, we seem to connect and chatting

801
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: away both of us. She seemed to be happy to

802
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: be there. I was very happy to be here with her,

803
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: you know what. Everything seemed perfect and we left on

804
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,400
Speaker 1: a nice you know, let me ask you, Let me

805
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Do you think that so you're

806
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,680
Speaker 1: you're a talker? I can tell you know, I don't

807
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,759
Speaker 1: know you personally, but I can tell that you are

808
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 1: one of those people that you talk. You'd like you

809
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: talked fast. It's what you do, and you talked a lot.

810
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: Do you think that she's not calling you back because

811
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,919
Speaker 1: you talked a lot and didn't really have her talk

812
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,800
Speaker 1: and listen to her on the date? Well, you know,

813
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: it's like you have a conversation with somebody and you

814
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 1: sort of said, you know what I mean, and she says, yeah,

815
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: so I keep going And I said, how you know? Right? Right? Yeah? Okay, okay,

816
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: you know it was a float with it. I mean,

817
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: it wasn't why she was looking at her watch or

818
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,439
Speaker 1: maybe a couple of times. Uh, you know, we're opening

819
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: up her kindle and start reading while I'm there. Um, yeah,

820
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 1: I just look at the menu. The things you do

821
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 1: in the restaurants a lot, you know. I'm I'm I'm

822
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 1: confounded by all this, my friends, How did everything end

823
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: with her? Did you get a kiss or anything at

824
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: the end of the night. Yeah, a little you know,

825
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 1: kind of a little kiss and innocuous sort of thing. Um.

826
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 1: I mean, now we all have a mask, so offics,

827
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: we all forgot how to do that. But pretty pretty calm,

828
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 1: pretty tame, I'd say, so a little bit of a kiss.

829
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: And how long has it been since you talked to her?

830
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: I think the last words I said to her or

831
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 1: I'll see you again, okay, And she smiled and went inside.

832
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: Oh so since the date was the last time you

833
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: heard from her? Yes? And how many times did you

834
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:27,600
Speaker 1: like try and hit her up? Did you text her?

835
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: I texted her, I emailed her, you sent her an email.

836
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: I used her prong like I was able to get

837
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: her email through. I had this way of doing that. Um,

838
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 1: and then h and I found her, you know, And

839
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,839
Speaker 1: I didn't want to I don't want to be obsessive

840
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: about it. But you know, she could have done answered

841
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: and say oh sorry, sorry Max, but I'm going to

842
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: go in another direction. Yeah, you know, all right, so

843
00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: help what can I do? Yeah? Maybe you should have

844
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: send the email high importance. I don't know. Yeah, could

845
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,319
Speaker 1: have gone to the spam folding and folder. You could

846
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,200
Speaker 1: have been spam foldered. But we'll figure it out for you,

847
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: all right, So we'll play a song come back, and

848
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,239
Speaker 1: then we'll call her and try to find out the

849
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: reason that she's not answering you. Okay, sure, all right,

850
00:43:12,760 --> 00:43:14,800
Speaker 1: hang on what sec it's a jewel show right in

851
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: the middle of today's first date follow up and if

852
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,840
Speaker 1: you're just joining us. Max is on the phone and

853
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 1: Max met a girl named Amber. Sounds like a bad

854
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: eighties romantic comedy. Max met a girl name Ember. But

855
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: Max met a girl named Amber at the mall. He

856
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: was shopping for a gift for his mom, and apparently

857
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,239
Speaker 1: she was helping him. He flirted with her, got her number,

858
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:34,400
Speaker 1: and they went out to dinner, and he cannot figure

859
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: out why she isn't calling back. He said, everything went great,

860
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: he even had a kiss at the end of the night,

861
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: but he hasn't heard anything from her. He even sent

862
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 1: her an email. That's how bad he's been trying to

863
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: get a hold of her and no response. So we're

864
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: about to call her right now and see if we

865
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 1: can figure it out. All right, Max? Before we call her,

866
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: do you won't have anything else you want to add? No,

867
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,919
Speaker 1: I think you got the story right, So I'm ready

868
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: to girl. All right, here we go, one dollar phone

869
00:43:55,760 --> 00:44:17,960
Speaker 1: of a right now? Hello, Hi is this Amber? This

870
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,879
Speaker 1: is hey Amber? How are you? This is the jew

871
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: Bil Show. My name is Jebil. Mine's Alex Fresh Minds

872
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: English Heaven and it's a radio show. I don't know

873
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 1: if you've heard of it or not. Um, yeah I have.

874
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: What's making me nervous? What's going on? Well, probably should

875
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 1: be a bit novous. Yeah. We do a segment on

876
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,359
Speaker 1: the show that you might have heard if you've heard

877
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 1: of the show or listen to it, called the first

878
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Date follow Up? Okay, yeah, yeah, I know, I'm familiar. Okay,

879
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: So then you know that somebody has emailed us about

880
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: you because you went on a date with them, and

881
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: now you're blowing them off. Max, I'm assuming Wow, all right,

882
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: you know all the details? He was quick? Yeah, yeah,

883
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: Max emailed us because he told us that he really

884
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: liked you, and I thought you guys had a great

885
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 1: dinner and wanted to see you again. But you haven't

886
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,399
Speaker 1: answered any of his phone calls or his email even

887
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: And we have a slight idea because it seems like

888
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: a bit of a talker, So it could be, you

889
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: know that the reason you go see him. Yeah, I

890
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:24,040
Speaker 1: mean that's part of it. I mean he was a

891
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,200
Speaker 1: nice guy. Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to

892
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,439
Speaker 1: like say he was horrible, but he was a great

893
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: talker to his friend who owned the restaurant. Like I'm

894
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 1: sure he told you that, like his friend owns a restaurant.

895
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: He just name dropped him and said that about twenty

896
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:43,480
Speaker 1: five times during dinner, and his friend came over and

897
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: it was like a bromance reunion. Like literally he sat

898
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 1: down and they were swopping stories and he was on

899
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: a date with this guy, not me. What did he

900
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: even talk to you? No? Barely, I mean barely. He

901
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,560
Speaker 1: barely asked me anything like and I would maybe I

902
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: would kind laugh and like try to like interjected to

903
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: the conversation, and then he'd be like turn right back

904
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: to his friend and keep chatting with him, Like I

905
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 1: know so much about these two guys and all their

906
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 1: college days and everything, and he probably knows nothing about me.

907
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh wow. So basically you don't want to go out

908
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 1: time again because he wasn't paying attention to you. Yeah,

909
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: I mean, well, I mean he felt super needy. But

910
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 1: it's not even like that, Like I'm all about like

911
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 1: group dates and you know, doing stuff. But I mean,

912
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: on a first date, I would like to like get

913
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,400
Speaker 1: to know somebody, you know. I would hope that he

914
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: would like to get to know me too. Yeah, And

915
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,960
Speaker 1: I didn't really appreciate how much he was like bragging,

916
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 1: like I understand your friend owns a restaurant. Cool, Like

917
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: that's really nice that he'd let you, you know, have

918
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: our date there. But he literally kept saying it, like

919
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 1: over and over and over, and I was like, oh

920
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: my gosh, there is nothing worse than the name dropper. Right.

921
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: He mentioned to us that his friend owned the restaurant.

922
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: He didn't say anything about his friends sitting down in

923
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,560
Speaker 1: them talking for hours where you're trying to have a

924
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,560
Speaker 1: date with him. He didn't really go into much detail

925
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: on that. He said that you guys kissed at the

926
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 1: end of the night. Um, it was like a pack.

927
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: Like he walked me in my door, which was very sweet,

928
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:08,719
Speaker 1: and he liked leaned in like you could tell like

929
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 1: I knew he wanted to like go for it. So

930
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 1: I kind of just quickly did like like a quick

931
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,719
Speaker 1: peck and then I was like, hi, all right, So

932
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: he was just he was trying to impress you because

933
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: as his friend restaurant, and then his friend sat down,

934
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: and now he was on a date with his friend.

935
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: And that's the reason that you don't want to talk

936
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: to him. He's on the phone. Huh oh, you remembered. Yeah,

937
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:34,960
Speaker 1: Well now I'm feel bad. Yeah, I'm here, Remember hi Max.

938
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: It's good to should say Matt, I just okay, I mean,

939
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: come on, you gotta admit that you barely spoke to

940
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,080
Speaker 1: me the whole night. You were talking to your friend

941
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: the entire date. We were we were talking about you,

942
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,359
Speaker 1: we were we were including you, and we kept looking

943
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 1: at you when you were smiling, and he liked it.

944
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: There's like a real connection of people. I saw it. Well,

945
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,080
Speaker 1: what else was I gonna do? I was the third

946
00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 1: wheel in your brodbands dated. It was so awkward that

947
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: I had to like just not in the mile until

948
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:11,399
Speaker 1: I could get out of there. He he look, he said,

949
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 1: he was hosting us at the restaurant. He was trying

950
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,839
Speaker 1: to make sure we're having a good time. He wasn't

951
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,279
Speaker 1: knowing you're my friend, he said, bolso the proprietor. You know,

952
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: I don't see what's so bad about that. I mean,

953
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 1: you know, I mean you should have given me a

954
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 1: signal or something to be quiet. Maybe you should, you know,

955
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 1: like say, can I just say something? You want to

956
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: shished well in the right way. I mean, I you know,

957
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 1: I would have taken a shish if I could have

958
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: gotten a second date. That that is not me. I'm

959
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: not like like, I'm not going to mom shish you

960
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: in the middle of our first date. Like I guess

961
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: I just expect you know, you asked me out. I

962
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:47,919
Speaker 1: figured you wanted you get to know me, and that's

963
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:51,600
Speaker 1: just not what happened. But but I did get to

964
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: know you. I got to know you. What I know

965
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: a lot about you. And listen, my friend owns the restaurant,

966
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's just yes, yes, I know, I

967
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 1: know you're my friend owns the restaurant. Max. You told

968
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: me about twenty times on the date. Okay, so you

969
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: say you know so much about me, Max, tell me something,

970
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 1: tell me just anything, like where did I grow up?

971
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm telling one detail about me that you learned that night.

972
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: You were very good at choosing a presence for a

973
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,719
Speaker 1: people's relatives. That that's that's not that's not easy to do.

974
00:49:21,239 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: That's about you. Max. Are you talking about when she

975
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: helped you out when you were looking for a gift

976
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: for your mom? That's not necessarily something about her that

977
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 1: she would share with you on the date. Yeah, me

978
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 1: helping you pick out your mom's gift is not a

979
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: personal detail about me, like my job. Like tell me,

980
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: he said, you know me so well, and you know

981
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:44,640
Speaker 1: what do you know? Tell me something you learned about

982
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: me personally on our date? Um? You uh? You like

983
00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: to travel? Right? Okay? I mean everybody does? Yeah? Everyone

984
00:49:57,320 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: a hike? Maybe? Hey, I think an where this is going?

985
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: But Max or Amber? I'm sorry? Would you like to

986
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: go on another date with Max? Will pay for it? No?

987
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm good, I really am think so sorry? Sorry Max? Okay,

988
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:15,719
Speaker 1: well a long time. If I'm going to bed, bath

989
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: and beyond, that's all I'm going to see. I mean,

990
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: if you if you need anybody to talk to you,

991
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 1: and go back to your buddy's restaurant, hang out there

992
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: and tell them all about it. Hey, hey, listen to that.

993
00:50:23,960 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: As if I give a shout out to my friend's restaurant,

994
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: give him a little cool little plug here. Wow, sure,

995
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 1: go for it. Well listen if you're ever hungry and

996
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: you want a good yes hungry Jubils First Day follow

997
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: up the Jebels Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret.

998
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 1: Time for your dirty little secret? Remember text in four

999
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 1: one O six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

1000
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. It doesn't matter what you say.

1001
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 1: Because we keep everybody anonymous, nobody will know who you are.

1002
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. That's why

1003
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 1: everybody who calls in gets a fake anonymous nickname. And

1004
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, I forgot the name I

1005
00:51:04,120 --> 00:51:08,359
Speaker 1: was going to choose. I don't have one. I'll send

1006
00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: it on olverady, Alex Fresh, Alex, do you have a

1007
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:11,560
Speaker 1: name for the person on the phone? Oh yeah, I

1008
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 1: thought about this. Chris Brown's rap sheet. That is a

1009
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: long list of things. That's Chris Brown's rap sheet. Oh yeah,

1010
00:51:22,719 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 1: he goes, Oh yeah. In court, a lot yeah, yeah,

1011
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:30,680
Speaker 1: what's up, guys. Not much. Chris Brown's rap sheet, I'm

1012
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,960
Speaker 1: sure has a lot of dirty little secrets. What's a

1013
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: rap sheet? It's like your bookings and stuff like that,

1014
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,759
Speaker 1: like how many times have you been arrested and things

1015
00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, thank yes, it's a it's a it's

1016
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: a thug resume, criminal resume exactly. Um, okay, Chris Brown's

1017
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: rap sheet. What's your dirty little secret? Yeah, So this

1018
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:55,520
Speaker 1: one's been coming to like kind of kind of recently.

1019
00:51:55,680 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: So I have two kids with my wife, Um, Julian, Jonny,

1020
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 1: and uh. When we you know, had them, I you know,

1021
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: wanted to wanted to name them and I and this

1022
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: is the story I told my wife. It was, you know,

1023
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 1: Julie is a side is a name on my mom's side.

1024
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:18,880
Speaker 1: It's you know, great grandmother. She was a wonderful person.

1025
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,359
Speaker 1: She was super sweet and strong. And then and then

1026
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: Joanie was sort of a fit cousin. He's just always

1027
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: sort of been this figure in my life. So I

1028
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: wanted to name our son, you know, after after this

1029
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: rad guy. Um, that's why I told my wife the

1030
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: truth though that is not the truth. And your wife

1031
00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:41,200
Speaker 1: must like the name, right, like you guys decide on

1032
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 1: it together. I would imagine or yeah, okay, you know

1033
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: I'm assuming if she she wouldn't have gone through you. Yeah, no,

1034
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,719
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was a choice. I wasn't like dude

1035
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,840
Speaker 1: with the names. But you know, I presented them, and

1036
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: I think probably the stories that I told her probably

1037
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 1: what suited her, you know, persuaded her right go with

1038
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:04,279
Speaker 1: that because they were But um, here's the here's the

1039
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 1: little secret, here's the truth. Um, I'm a huge street

1040
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 1: Fighter fan. You know a video game street Fighters? Okay, okay,

1041
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: yeah those are those are characters from that game. All right,

1042
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: so you named your kid, You convince your wife to

1043
00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: name your kids after some of your favorite street Fighter characters,

1044
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: and she has no idea. Yeah yeah, wow, that's exactly right. Yeah,

1045
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: but I don't have street Fighters. They don't know that

1046
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 1: I have street Fighters in the house. I'm in my

1047
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: garage by myself characters. They ever found that, then they

1048
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 1: would they would know. Your wife obviously is not a

1049
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: big street Fighter fan. No, no, and hopefully she doesn't hear.

1050
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 1: I mean, not too many kids are named Julian Joni.

1051
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:55,560
Speaker 1: So right, if I ever was able to name a kid.

1052
00:53:55,600 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: I always wanted to choose the name Exodus. Exodus. Yeah,

1053
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: that's a dope name. What is that from? Well, Exodus

1054
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: is a book in the Bible. Oh no, yeah, I'm

1055
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: not really like a Christian religious person, but I just

1056
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: like the name Exodus. Also, Exodus means like a mass exit,

1057
00:54:10,719 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 1: like you're exiting, right, and it has multiple meetings because

1058
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 1: that's how he came into this world. Exodus from the

1059
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 1: mom that's dope in that area. But it's just in

1060
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 1: the area, right, Exodus in the middle name God, Exodus, God,

1061
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: Exodus God fresh. That would be he'd be a rapper

1062
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: for sure. Oh yes, I'll create his SoundCloud. No, not

1063
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,080
Speaker 1: a little Exodus God. No. No. And I know a

1064
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: lot of people just got really sad to hear that

1065
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: because a lot Oh yeah, no kids, Well, thank you

1066
00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,800
Speaker 1: for telling us you're dirt a little secret. Yeah, I

1067
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 1: hope that you hope that you name your kid that happened. Yeah,

1068
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:52,880
Speaker 1: me too. I'll name somebody'll anybody, I'll name having a

1069
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 1: kid with somebody. No, no, I'm not. But uh, if

1070
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 1: anybody wants to take the name, you can, you can

1071
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:00,839
Speaker 1: have it. Exodus. Nobody's gonna take it even the middle name. Yeah,

1072
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on Demand?

1073
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: Should you bring COVID to your costume party this Halloween?

1074
00:55:11,320 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 1: Teethers The Jebel Show. That's a double note, not the

1075
00:55:14,280 --> 00:55:18,320
Speaker 1: real COVID or costume COVID? Should you dress up like COVID?

1076
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,920
Speaker 1: Polsters got together and did all kinds of polling and

1077
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,440
Speaker 1: about stuff each ocause that's what they do. Anyway. They

1078
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 1: found out in a new survey that thirty two percent

1079
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: of parents said that pandemic related costumes are offensive. People

1080
00:55:33,719 --> 00:55:36,000
Speaker 1: find pandemic related costumes offensive. We talked about this a

1081
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, but I only bring it up

1082
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: right now to say that I think Alex Fresh and

1083
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: I have found a costume that beats the COVID costume

1084
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:48,240
Speaker 1: that you're talking about offensive Halloween costumes. More really, we didn't.

1085
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 1: More like Alex's nine year old son, Jack's, he found

1086
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: the most but he doesn't know that it's offensive. It's thing,

1087
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 1: but it's hilarious and we're in kind of we're in

1088
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: a weird situation with the costume that he wants to

1089
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: wear for Halloween. Ju Bowl, Like several years ago before

1090
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,919
Speaker 1: we even met, did this like music video thing, right, Yeah,

1091
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: where he had to have this costume for it, Okay,

1092
00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:15,760
Speaker 1: and he chose to keep the costume. But this costume

1093
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:20,720
Speaker 1: is of a large female part. Oh, it's very obvious

1094
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: what it is. I got it for this parody rap

1095
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,000
Speaker 1: song that I made years ago. It's not on YouTube anymore.

1096
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: I had to take it down. And those costumes when

1097
00:56:28,160 --> 00:56:30,480
Speaker 1: I got the costume, because I had those dancing around

1098
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: in the video. But those costumes actually went to a

1099
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: charity at the time, for Women's Reproductive House. Yeah. Cool,

1100
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:38,959
Speaker 1: like they were selling those costumes like this is dope.

1101
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:40,959
Speaker 1: I have some funny costume. I can have a funny

1102
00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: costume and then also the money goes to a good place. Right,

1103
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,279
Speaker 1: But it is a costume that is very obvious that

1104
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:51,359
Speaker 1: it is that part of the woman's an anim Yeah.

1105
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: If I had a picture wearing it on my Instagram,

1106
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:55,839
Speaker 1: like like from a while back. If you guys want

1107
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: to go check it out, I'm at that dre as

1108
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: you can, you know, scroll down and down downuntil you

1109
00:56:58,719 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 1: find it. This is the story though. So I had

1110
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,360
Speaker 1: friends over. We were in my bedroom. It was Jubile,

1111
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,719
Speaker 1: myself and then my friends Lloyd and shorty and then

1112
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,799
Speaker 1: a couple other friends. Right, there was four friends plus us,

1113
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,840
Speaker 1: six adults in the room. Okay, and Jack comes and

1114
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: walks into my room. And mind you, he doesn't know

1115
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 1: about this costume. He's never tried it on. He didn't

1116
00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: even know, like I didn't. He doesn't even know where

1117
00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 1: it is, like it was in a closet downstairs, right,

1118
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,200
Speaker 1: And so he comes in and he just stands at

1119
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,160
Speaker 1: my door and says, hey, look, I'm a hot dog.

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00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: He literally think it's a hot dog to this day,

1121
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: and like he's so freaking cute. But it was the

1122
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: most hysterical thing that I've ever seen in my entire life.

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00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: It was like literally six adults, like we didn't even

1124
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 1: see anything. It was just like he said it, and

1125
00:57:41,560 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: we all looked at him, and then we all just

1126
00:57:43,000 --> 00:57:45,360
Speaker 1: knew what, like we all had the same thought. One

1127
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: of the most layer times. It was funny because there

1128
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,360
Speaker 1: was so much tension in the air because everybody looks

1129
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: at each other and goes, oh my god, like he's

1130
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,240
Speaker 1: wearing um, does he know what that? I hope he

1131
00:57:55,280 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 1: doesn't know. And then and then he just goes, look

1132
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:00,320
Speaker 1: I'm a hot dog, and everybody's laughing because it's funny.

1133
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 1: Also are like, thank god, he thinks it's hot This

1134
00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: is hilarious. It's a hot dog that's not a hot

1135
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: dog at all. And so like when I'm like, hey, Jacks,

1136
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: what do you want to be for Halloween this year,

1137
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,560
Speaker 1: He's like a hot dog? I'm like cool, No, No,

1138
00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: I mean he puts it on like once a month,

1139
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: puts it on all the time actually, and his costume

1140
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 1: on so much. He wants a hot dog. He wants

1141
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: to be that. And then you suggest to get him, well,

1142
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:25,440
Speaker 1: I can get you like an actual hot dog, like

1143
00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 1: looking like a hot dog costume. He's like, no, I'm good.

1144
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,240
Speaker 1: We're talking about how Alex's nine year old son nine

1145
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: year old stepson Jack found a costume in our house

1146
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,680
Speaker 1: that we didn't know he knew about, and he wants

1147
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: to wear it for Halloween. He thinks it's a hot

1148
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: dog costume and it is not a hot dog costume

1149
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,080
Speaker 1: at all. There was this one day I walked outside

1150
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: and he was laying in the grass with his costume on,

1151
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: and he was just like, honestly like kind of curled

1152
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:47,760
Speaker 1: up with his head on the ground and he was

1153
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: just like looking up in the sky? What is going on?

1154
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: This is freaking hilarious. I hope when he's older he

1155
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,360
Speaker 1: calls them hot dogs, Like when he gets older he

1156
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,360
Speaker 1: wants to wear that costume. So what do you think?

1157
00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: Do you think that I should let him wear the costume?

1158
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,160
Speaker 1: Because I don't care to send him home from school

1159
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: not to school? You guys, I'm talking about tricker treating,

1160
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:06,200
Speaker 1: even trick or treating. I think tricker treating might be okay, right,

1161
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,800
Speaker 1: because what do we do? Is this the time? Is

1162
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: this the time to talk about the burs and bees?

1163
00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,320
Speaker 1: I think it would be so funny though, if you

1164
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:14,560
Speaker 1: wore that to school, just to see the teacher's reaction

1165
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,080
Speaker 1: when she turns around and sees all the students costumes,

1166
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:21,360
Speaker 1: just to go, oh, what are you? I am a

1167
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 1: hot dog? I definitely don't think that the school's gonna

1168
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 1: be okay with that. But you can't let him wear it.

1169
00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: So what am I supposed to tell him? Just buy

1170
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: him a real one? Get say you had to burn

1171
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:34,680
Speaker 1: the old The thing is horribly mean. I don't want

1172
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: to get rid of burn it. No, then we still

1173
00:59:36,120 --> 00:59:37,600
Speaker 1: have it though it still has it. See, I don't

1174
00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: want to get rid of it. I don't want to either.

1175
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:41,280
Speaker 1: It's a really good costume. I don't want to lie

1176
00:59:41,320 --> 00:59:42,640
Speaker 1: to him and say we got rid of it because

1177
00:59:42,680 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 1: he's gonna be really sad about that. Also, it's really

1178
00:59:45,080 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 1: hilarious when a nine year old is wearing that cost

1179
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:49,640
Speaker 1: I definitely don't want to tell him what it is yet, Yeah,

1180
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: I still want him to Like if maybe you say

1181
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: that you really want to wear it this year you

1182
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: want to be hold on, I'm the mom in the background, like,

1183
00:59:57,200 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: all right, kids, did you say thank you? Just on?

1184
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 1: That would be funny. Please do that? Text in four

1185
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: one six one. Is it okay for him to wear

1186
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: that trick or treating because it's hilarious? Or text in

1187
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:11,960
Speaker 1: four one six one. What's a good way to get

1188
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:13,959
Speaker 1: him to wear another costume? Have you ever had this problem?

1189
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: Text in four one o six one. I'll just make

1190
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,840
Speaker 1: him a costume and then I'll make him feel bad

1191
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: for like not wanting to wear it, and I'll wear

1192
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,480
Speaker 1: it into not being that I love it. All right,

1193
01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 1: that's great? All right, Remember you can follow the show

1194
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:29,040
Speaker 1: on social media. That's where you can see the costume

1195
01:00:29,120 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 1: on Alex's social media. At the Jewel Show, maybe we'll

1196
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:33,240
Speaker 1: post it on ours too, and you can follow all

1197
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that

1198
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 1: dres I'm at Evan and the radio The Jewil Show

1199
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: on demand