WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Laughter Is Timeless 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.320 Kaboom. If you thought four hours a day, dred minutes 0:00:05.360 --> 0:00:08.560 a week was enough, I think again. He's the last 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.280 remnants of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.360 He treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:19.600 the rich pill poppers in the penthouse the Clearinghouse of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.400 hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:32.400 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere, 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:37.280 and a very good Sunday to you. It is another 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.960 edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny 0:00:41.159 --> 0:00:47.400 G Radio. I know you very nice, Yes, it is 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:52.640 very nice. And the beat continues here. And uh. Being 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:56.040 a distant relative of the great Nostre Damas and friend 0:00:56.120 --> 0:01:00.560 of Nostred, I have been getting amazing feedback, even though 0:01:00.600 --> 0:01:02.920 you have no idea when I actually recorded this, but 0:01:03.000 --> 0:01:06.000 amazing feedback to the Friday and Saturday podcast. So you know, 0:01:06.040 --> 0:01:10.160 we decided, let's give you more. Let's give give the 0:01:10.240 --> 0:01:12.880 people what they want. I give the people what they want. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:16.119 I know you're excited. There there's a bunch of kids 0:01:16.160 --> 0:01:20.720 over there, Tom Down kids that must be the kids 0:01:21.760 --> 0:01:26.360 that from your school, Danny G. Are they from your school? 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:30.280 You need a couple more days to travel. Yes, well, 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.840 this being Sunday, I will not be back on the 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.160 radio show Sunday night in the Monday. Today's a travel day. 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.479 We gotta go. So today I will be pushed into 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:46.039 an airplane like a sardine. I was able to touch 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:51.760 the bun and I will sit there and just veg out. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:57.560 I can't sleep on planes, so it's going to be 0:01:58.080 --> 0:02:01.000 very all right. I will try to make the most 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.680 but hopefully they do have some kind of internet connection 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:06.680 on the plane so I can watch some games on 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:10.840 my my phone traveling across the country. But on this 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:15.400 Sunday podcast it is more of the same. And if 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.280 you missed Friday and you miss Saturday, bad job. But 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:20.520 you have been on the road. That's why I missed 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.400 all week of the radio show. But my guy, Danny G, 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.720 how long did this taket? How many hours Danny G 0:02:26.880 --> 0:02:30.360 did you spend going over all this amazing audio content? 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.440 Then this was a piece of cake. It only took 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:37.240 me seventeen and a half hours and one divorce. Yes, 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.040 the Queen Tinderoni now so upset at Danny G Radio 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:46.240 because of this that there is no longer bliss in 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:52.079 the relationship unless there is enough of me. Let's give 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:57.440 it up now for the latest edition, the Timeless Classic 0:02:57.720 --> 0:03:00.920 edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard. Some of 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:04.560 the old, some of the new from terrestrial radio, from 0:03:04.560 --> 0:03:07.640 the podcast It's all for you. Here it is, and 0:03:07.720 --> 0:03:11.000 have a great rest of your Sunday and I will 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.480 be back. I'll be back later this week on the 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:21.560 radio show. Thanks for the warning, Hey, just get it 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.320 right to it. It's Mallard's mounting money. The Thanksgiving Edition. 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:25.760 It's I don't know if you know about this is 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.120 this big holiday later this week smoke Runner and Coop 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.919 versus Lloyd and Eddie. It is the Thanksgiving Edition. Category 0:03:32.960 --> 0:03:37.880 one Pilgrim, Category to Family, Category three stuffing, and Category 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:40.760 four gravy. Smoke Runner, you are on the line first. 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:44.720 You get to choose first. Let's go with programs, Okay 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:49.360 and Lloyd. That leaves you with family, stuffing or gravy. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:57.480 Pick a category. Alright, alright, we're going to the bullpen. Alright, 0:03:57.480 --> 0:04:02.520 we're going to I've got the book. Pat Jason in Ottawa, 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.080 you're coming out. You're my long reliever, Jason. There's a 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:07.920 lot of garbage time here, you know, that was at 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:14.080 dish performance. The guy was very tough for Lloyd to 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:18.080 make decisions. All right, Jason and Eddie. Jason family stuffing 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:21.760 or gravy family? All right, smoke runner and coope. These 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:28.200 athletes were born in another country. Ready go big Poppy. Yes, um, 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:30.679 white point guard. He won two m vps, but Kobe 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:35.039 should have won him. Yes. Uh, Spanish basketball player. His 0:04:35.080 --> 0:04:41.560 brother is pal oh yes. Uh he is a running 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:45.799 back for the Eagles. He just got traded from the Dolphins. 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:53.200 Yeah yeah, um the stifled tower. Smoke runner. He's got 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:55.960 a slow, methodical paste to him. That's a hundred and 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.560 sixty points. Hundred and sixty point all right, now bad 0:04:58.640 --> 0:05:02.039 Jason and Eddie up this family. These athletes all have 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:06.600 family members that also played. Alright, go current Warriors star. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:10.520 He's the third option buyd step No no, no, yes, 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:13.000 Lakers number one picked this year. His dad is the 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:16.560 big mouth La Bar Hall of Fame tight end with 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:20.760 the Broncos. His brother is Sterling. He's now on the show. Yes, 0:05:20.880 --> 0:05:24.120 Warriors Hall of Famer, old school shot, free throws underhanded, 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.919 No no, no, Um, his son's playing in the NBA 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:33.040 like Scooter and uh, what was the other Drew his 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.479 son won the dunk contest. White guy with the clippers, 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:51.320 Oh Griffin racist. Hey, it's Ben, and we go to 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:53.359 the bank. Not the kind of bank where we actually 0:05:53.360 --> 0:05:57.360 get money, the audio bank. He's on. I can't hear him. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.800 The best of the best of the best of the 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.120 fifth Hour talk. All right, we move on here, and 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:05.880 asked Ben on the Ben Mallary Show, this next one's 0:06:05.880 --> 0:06:08.839 coming over with Danny g Radio. It's our buddy Luther 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:13.120 on Facebook. He says, for Danny Gen since the inception 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:17.320 of Tinderoni tips, how many children have been conceived by 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:24.400 virtue of your advice? Oh, let's see. Well, we've been 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:28.119 doing that segment since April, so that's about a hundred 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:32.520 and fifty days. I would say one one conception per 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:37.080 week soft divided by seven seven into one fifty, that's 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:40.280 twenty one and a half Big Bend, twenty one big 0:06:40.279 --> 0:06:44.520 babies and one PREMI nice. Wow, come on out there now, 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.280 how much Mr Smooth get for those two? Yeah, because 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:51.520 he's part of your bid. How about like we're on 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.039 in the Twin Cities, So does that like Adrian Peterson 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:56.320 alone might have those numbers? Right? That might just be 0:06:56.400 --> 0:07:00.880 Adrian Peterson's sheet his accomplishments. All right, it's asked Ben, 0:07:00.920 --> 0:07:03.840 your questions, our answers, will keep it going. Steve on 0:07:03.839 --> 0:07:08.680 Facebook says, Ben, after you're done making whoopie, what are 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:12.040 you more likely to say? A good job by you? 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:17.800 Be good job by me? Or see? How about that? Well? 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:21.600 Probably a combination of A and C. Probably a combination 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.040 of anacy. I would like the extended winner. You always 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.080 go a good job by you? You want to reassure 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:29.720 you want you reassure that you want that, and then 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.760 you know, well, I was gonna do a joke, but 0:07:32.800 --> 0:07:34.400 I'll probably leave that alone because you guys have just 0:07:34.400 --> 0:07:35.600 cut it up and I don't want to hear it 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:38.320 again five years from now. So next Joe. Hashtag guys, Ben, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:40.960 if you got a question for one of the guys here, Danny. 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.320 This is from Chad on Facebook. He says, Danny, is 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:46.320 it just me or does Eddie look like Chancho from 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:50.720 Nacho Lee Brandy all grown up? That's not right, He's 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:54.240 very cute. What are you talking about? You know? The 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:57.360 spotlights on you? Wrong button, Bob. So I'm gonna pass 0:07:57.400 --> 0:08:00.000 the baton to you really quick. From Will on Twitter 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.640 it or he says e Walk of Sports Talk. What 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:05.679 was your favorite moment on the Mallard Show. Well, obviously 0:08:05.720 --> 0:08:07.840 that would be when I shut down the entire vast 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:10.280 Fox Sports Radio network. Well not that, Bob, but you 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:14.320 survived many men, many men would not survive that, and 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.120 you you kept your job. Yeah. I think I was 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:19.520 protected by a series of emails that got progressively more confusing, 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:21.800 and by the time I got up to management, they 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:23.600 didn't know what had happened. So they said, all right, well, 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:25.720 I'm glad that you guys fixed it. Whatever it was. Well, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:29.000 I think management's memo was, well that show from seven 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.080 years ago was better than what was on the air already, 0:08:31.120 --> 0:08:33.319 So good job by you. I think that's what they said. 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:35.960 I think that I believe that. Shout out to the 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:39.440 Steve de Sega March two thousand and seven, if you 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:42.120 wanted an update on the Oh seven Final four, you 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:45.200 got it all right. The next one, here's a group 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:47.040 question here on asked man on the Ben Mallory Show 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:51.120 on Fox Sports Radio. I think it's Mario on Twitter. 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.400 He says, Guys, if you had to have an anchorman 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:59.840 all network team fight, which three Fox Sports Radio personalities 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:03.160 are are you rolling with? All? Right? So you're I 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:05.760 can pick any of our personalities here at Fox, and 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.960 I can get I can lead them into battle. Okay, 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:13.040 I'm gonna go. My first pick would be Tom Looney. Uh, tremendous, 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:17.960 muscle size, steroid abuse, very strong man. So I would 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:20.240 put him there as the muscle, right, I would put 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.920 him in there as the muscle. He'll be my first guy. 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:24.360 And then as you go up and down, you're like, 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:26.440 I like Jay Moore, but he's a comedian. You know, 0:09:26.480 --> 0:09:30.760 you don't go to battle with comedians. You don't do that. Uh. 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.559 Maybe Colin Cowherd, although I don't know him that well. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.680 I've met him a few times over the years, but 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:37.560 he's got a whole herd of people with him. So 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.719 that would be good in battle to have a herd 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.440 of people with you, So that wouldn't be so bad. Uh. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.839 And and then I would probably go Mike North because 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:49.360 he's got those Chicago street smarts. You know, he's got that. 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:51.600 You know, he he sold hot dogs in the streets 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.640 of Chicago and then he became this medium mogul in 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:57.360 the Windy City. And so I would go that would 0:09:57.360 --> 0:09:59.800 be my Big three. I would I would go down that. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.560 What about you, Eddie Well, I would absolutely positively start 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:10.000 my squad with Lincoln Kennedy, former Raider offensive lineman, who 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:12.520 uh and I think he's a little bit meaner than 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.400 he's He comes off as a very very nice guy, 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:16.959 but I think if he was in a fight, he 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.720 could flip the switch, if you know what I'm saying. 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:21.320 And then you know, we'll keep the NFL. You're going 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:25.440 with Brady Papingo, all right, and now you know what, 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.240 I'll throw a big ben in there, because just just 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:31.800 for you know, size wise, I gave the wall, I 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.079 gave a ride back to Lincoln to the living. I 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:35.720 gave him right back to his hotel when he's visiting 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.360 our studios here, and Lincoln made me feel like a 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:42.400 nine year old girl when I was driving back. Very rarely, 0:10:42.920 --> 0:10:46.680 very for sharing, very very rarely do I feel small. 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:51.280 You know, I'm usually bigger than everybody. Old alrighthout out 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:53.400 Bill and Jackson. All right, what about you, Danny g 0:10:54.000 --> 0:10:57.199 Let's see, I would start the squad with David gag 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:04.240 gag On and then KIRTI Morrison. We made some defense 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:08.560 on the team, so Kirk Morrison, and then I'd say 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:13.400 Andy Furman because you gotta. Because he's nuts. He would 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:16.679 write letters that is a complete to whoever we were 0:11:16.679 --> 0:11:19.480 battling against, and they would be blinded by the letters. 0:11:19.480 --> 0:11:21.760 They wouldn't know what to do. All right, Bob, you 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.280 want to pick three guys here very quickly. I'm leading 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.320 off with Mike North cal See. Seems like the kind 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:28.800 of guy who knows somebody who killed somebody and got 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:33.040 so I gotta roll with my Absolutely, I'm gonna take 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:37.320 Jonas Knox number two. I don't know why, I just 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:39.240 feeling could be a good addition. And I'll wrap it 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:43.480 up with Michael Harman, Mr himself. Harmon's built like a tank, 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:47.160 though he has built like a I'm actually on the 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.760 live air. Yes, wrong, it is timeless, and here it 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:55.760 is on the fifth hour. All right, let's get to it. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.040 It's the NBA pick and we each picked three players. 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:02.960 Go ahead, Eddie, let me go with Anthony Davis. All right, 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:06.080 Anthony Davis is off the board. Wrong button, Bob, you 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:10.360 have the second pick, future Laker Russell Westbrook. Russell Westbrook 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.880 is off the board. I will go that would be me, Ben. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:16.520 I'm gonna go with James Harden of the Houston Rockets, 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:21.160 Danny Gardio, Danny g Radio to mar De Rozan Compton's 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.800 in the house. He's been hot lately. Yeah, cool off, 0:12:23.800 --> 0:12:26.240 don't worry, and one more Danny, just to show you 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:29.680 I'm not a Clipper hater. Ben, I'm gonna go with 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:33.520 former Laker Chris Paul. Good luck with that. I will 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:38.320 go with LaMarcus Aldridge of the Portland Trailblazers with my 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:42.680 second pick, and Bob Garris next up the NBA pick. 0:12:42.760 --> 0:12:46.400 Of our standings are on our Facebook page. Ben Mallard show, 0:12:47.080 --> 0:12:49.400 look the like button. Who you got, Bob clips on 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:53.360 the back to back? Give me Damian Lillard, Damian Little. 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:54.959 I don't even have him on my list here, I 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.800 don't have Damian Lillard on my list. All right, Eddie Garcia, 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.640 you got the back to back, Eddie? All right, I'll 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:01.800 take who knows if Hill player or not. But what 0:13:01.840 --> 0:13:04.800 the hell? De Marcus Cousins, he's out for the year. Okay, 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:07.640 you picked the guy out for the year. You've just 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.280 given up the thing. Boy, you're showing that. Bob Garret 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:15.120 your next up on the NBA pick current Laker Jordan 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:18.920 Clarkson men. Oh, you should have picked the Marcus cousins. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:22.200 Ye have been good, all right, I will take with 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.760 my final selection. Has picked the Chris Well, you know 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:29.560 somebody did. I will take. Uh, let's go with DeAndre 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:33.800 Jordan's of the Clippers with the last pick, Danny Gradio. 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.800 So you liked my Chris Paul pick earlier. Huh. He's 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:38.920 gonna bounce back after breaking his ankles. You know he's 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:41.160 gonna be mad break his ankles. It was just a 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.840 stupid internet vine. Big deal. I need a double double 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:49.400 to seal the victory for tomorrow. Pau gasol pas Ah, Yeah, 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:54.080 there it is the NBA pick him our daily fantasy 0:13:54.160 --> 0:14:02.880 game and uh excited about uh the best of the 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.600 best of the best of the fifth hour. Come on in, man, 0:14:08.000 --> 0:14:11.320 excite a little female conversation on the radio. Hello, Genie 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:19.840 and Metford. Yeah, what's up? Bell? Oh boy? That was 0:14:19.880 --> 0:14:27.120 a good who's there? Good luck? No? Say organ ducks 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:32.480 quack quack No. If I was any better, I'd be 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:37.000 a goose making a goose. Not a great goose though, 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:43.640 because you've Ben Mallard had a farm with a goose 0:14:43.680 --> 0:14:47.360 goose stare and the goose goose stare goose to me 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:55.520 everywhere everywhere, Bubby, we know where you're tickled. Well, there's 0:14:55.560 --> 0:14:57.680 not a full moon to Nigenie. There's a blue moon 0:14:57.720 --> 0:15:01.040 over your house. Yeah, I just then I can walk 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:05.480 around with the phone now. Actually on the menu tonight, well, 0:15:05.560 --> 0:15:07.920 I know what's on the menu. You're serving as every 0:15:07.960 --> 0:15:11.720 Thanksgiving you always served not turkey but wild turkey. You 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:15.320 also have a little alligator hops alligator a you have 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:18.520 that on the Italian salad. I think you don't know 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.920 what salam I think you're done. A lot of mushrooms. 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:31.680 All right, I'm scared. I don't know what that means. 0:15:32.080 --> 0:15:34.400 Are you hanging out with your girlfriend Margarita again? Is 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:40.560 she right? Next? I got to Genoa salami and the 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:45.680 pro bolonge? Yeah, alright, a lot of merrom I'm gonna 0:15:45.720 --> 0:15:47.320 give you the blue ribbon and hang up on you. 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:51.120 That's very nice. I want to try the pizza. Well 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:56.120 I was good, right, fantastic? Right? All right, so be 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.600 Alice you on Fox. Let's go now we go to 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:02.440 New York and we hello to Real Talk. Who's on 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:07.040 Fox Sports Radio? Hello, Real Talk, yo, what real talk 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:08.960 in the house with some real tough for that a 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:13.360 may by, bye bye, back up? What then? What's up? 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:18.000 You're celebrating the festivities of Thanksgiving and the most important 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.480 day the day before Thanksgiving. Forget the day after Black Friday. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:25.640 It's the day before the biggest drinking day of the year. Yeah, 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:27.560 I gotta be Black Friday. Then I gotta be that. 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.240 I didn't come up with your name. They came up 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:34.160 with your day name. Explain the people in on the stars. 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:39.200 I didn't come up with it. Yeah, and you suspect now, 0:16:39.240 --> 0:16:41.720 but real talk, man, Yo. You're my boy, You're my boy, 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:44.400 and I love you. But yo, man, this dude, Manzell, 0:16:44.880 --> 0:16:46.360 you gotta let me ride on this for a second. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.680 Give me sixty to ninety seconds just to speak on 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:51.160 this and you can respond to retorting anyway you want it. 0:16:51.480 --> 0:16:52.800 But let me break it down if you want you 0:16:52.840 --> 0:16:55.440 some real talk about this. This do Manzell. This is 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.240 probably how it went down. Yo. He was he was drinking. 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.720 They put him in rehab and set him down the 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.920 office and he said, Johnny, we love you. You got potential, 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.159 but dude, no more, no more in used papers, we 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.320 don't see a name, We don't hear anything about you. 0:17:09.720 --> 0:17:13.760 Definitely no drinking. So dude, he just caught drinking. He 0:17:13.880 --> 0:17:16.439 just caught wiling out, and then I'll put the smack 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.600 on him. You know what I'm saying. Manzel never should 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.640 have agreed to that. He never should have went out 0:17:20.640 --> 0:17:23.200 and partied. I never should have got caught. So when 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:24.960 he did. It's like when you're a parent and you 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:27.240 tell your kids, dude, don't do anything bad. If you do, 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:28.800 I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to do something. 0:17:28.800 --> 0:17:31.240 I'm gonna have to punish you. And when the kid doesn't. Anyway, 0:17:32.280 --> 0:17:34.560 painted Cleveland in the corner, you have to they have 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:36.520 to do something. He said, like, what can you do? 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:38.920 What can you do when you when you do when 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.440 you tell, dude, if you keep wiling out, we're gonna 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:43.920 put the SmackDown on you. And he keeps wiling out. 0:17:43.920 --> 0:17:45.560 They didn't. They didn't have They didn't have to do 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.800 anything real talking. I'll tell you why they're the Browns. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:50.000 No one cares about the Browns, all right. They suck. 0:17:50.280 --> 0:17:53.000 They've sucked ever since they came back to the NFL 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.919 with Chris Palmer as their coach. They've been terrible. The 0:17:57.040 --> 0:18:00.159 Cleveland Browns and so you you start Johnny Man's l 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:02.679 he's a party boy. See if the guy can play, 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:04.840 see that, maybe they got There are plenty of guys 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.560 in a play, Miguel Cabrera and base My friend Looney 0:18:07.600 --> 0:18:11.760 always brings up Macguel Cabrera, a raging alcoholic, but a 0:18:11.840 --> 0:18:15.440 Hall of Fame baseball player, a wonderful player for the Tigers. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:17.320 We don't know whether Manzel can play in the NFL 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.520 or not. He hasn't been given a fair shake. Now 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:22.520 he likely won't. It's his your right to a point. 0:18:22.720 --> 0:18:26.600 But here's the deal. He's sloppy. He's like a sloppy criminal. 0:18:27.080 --> 0:18:29.960 You know, it's like I hear police officers always tell 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:32.080 me that, you know, they don't actually solve a lot 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:35.040 of these crimes. It's the criminals that are sloppy that 0:18:35.160 --> 0:18:39.080 get themselves caught. Johnny Manzel should have followed the teachings 0:18:39.080 --> 0:18:42.800 of Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter partied like a rock stars 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.119 entire career. There's no photos of that, there's no video 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.720 of that. Nothing. He did it clean. Manzel's an amateur 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:53.680 at this. Yeah, but yeah, he's not by himself. He's 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:56.200 around a bunch of professional players. Who know the deal. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:58.440 It could teach him a little game and say, listen, dude, 0:19:00.520 --> 0:19:03.080 watching next watch your face and you know, but the 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:05.920 thing is listen with Cleveland wrong to plant their flag 0:19:05.920 --> 0:19:07.520 and say no more drinking, no more drug and no 0:19:07.600 --> 0:19:10.479 more partying. Maybe so, but that's where they plant their flag. 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:13.560 Johnny manzels a man, and he said, you know what, 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:15.760 I'm not gonna do that that he needs to he 0:19:15.800 --> 0:19:17.440 needs to own up to that. If not, when you 0:19:17.520 --> 0:19:20.040 get caught, you gotta get you gotta get punished, because 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:22.520 then then what's the point of making What's the point 0:19:22.560 --> 0:19:24.760 of saying I'm gonna punish you if you do something 0:19:24.840 --> 0:19:28.639 and do nothing when you do it. It's ridiculous and 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.680 over It's an overreaction, is what it is. Let's see 0:19:31.720 --> 0:19:34.720 the guy play. If he can't play, you get rid 0:19:34.720 --> 0:19:37.240 of him. But what's the point. He's gonna go somewhere else, 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:39.080 is gonna It's gonna come back to bite the Browns 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:41.040 in the ass, thank you, real thalk. It's gonna bite 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.000 them in the ass. Because Johnny Manzel is gonna go 0:19:44.000 --> 0:19:47.960 to Philadelphia or San Francisco. He'll get another opportunity and 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:49.840 maybe he'll fall on his face, but there's a shot 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.120 that he turns out to be pretty good and then 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.399 the Cleveland Browns will be drafting their seven seventeen different 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.520 quarterback in the first round over the last thirty years. 0:19:59.320 --> 0:20:03.200 Keep going down the same same rabbit hole. Ben Mallard. 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:07.320 So I'm watching the NBA last night and the Toronto 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:10.639 Cleveland game. I'm checking that out. The dance team. Do 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:12.080 you see this is I guess this is a new 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:15.800 thing the Cavaliers are doing. So the Cavaliers have decided 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:18.480 that when they want to get ready for a game, 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:21.040 they're gonna stand out in the court and the Toronto 0:20:21.160 --> 0:20:24.520 Raptor cheerleaders and it looks like they have one cheerleader 0:20:24.600 --> 0:20:28.080 for every player. They have a very large cheerleading squad. 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:31.000 So the the dancers are out there at mid court 0:20:31.440 --> 0:20:35.080 shaking with their mama gave him, and the Cleveland Cavaliers, 0:20:36.119 --> 0:20:39.840 led by Lebron James and the rest of the Browns 0:20:40.160 --> 0:20:42.480 are standing in the middle of the court while the 0:20:42.680 --> 0:20:47.040 dancers are shaking their boobies right around him. It's outstanding. 0:20:47.119 --> 0:20:51.439 It's just tremendous. It's great. And there's a couple of 0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:55.480 photos of Lebron standing there like, who decided this is 0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:57.840 a good idea. You can't wait two minutes for the 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:03.680 dances to get off the court. It's just great. I mean, 0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:08.160 it's uh what brain surgeon on the Cavalier roster said, 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:11.040 I know this will help us out. We'll stand out 0:21:11.040 --> 0:21:13.200 on the court no matter what. We when we're ready 0:21:13.240 --> 0:21:16.480 to play, we're ready to play. Should point out that 0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:21.919 Cleveland lost the Toronto the Raptors using their dinosaur like 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:25.400 strength to get by Cleveland one oh three to ninety nine. 0:21:25.520 --> 0:21:28.520 It is the Ben Maller Show on Fox. We're doing live. 0:21:28.640 --> 0:21:31.720 It's a holiday, we're doing live, and here we are 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:35.960 exactly a lot of turkeys in the oven as we speak. 0:21:36.800 --> 0:21:39.919 I recommend the fried bird. I've never had the fried turkey, 0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:43.159 but I do recommend it. It's delicious by all accounts, 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:45.919 although very dangerous. You go to YouTube and type in 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:55.760 fried turkey accident. Who's the biggest turkey in sports? Yin 0:21:56.000 --> 0:21:59.679 and Yang radio? One hour? Who you thinkful? For the 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:03.679 next hour, who's the biggest turkey in sports? Don't want 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.720 a part of it, not gonna go down that road. 0:22:06.119 --> 0:22:08.680 Don't do it, don't be a part of it, don't 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:11.040 need it. All right. So that's that's the second point. 0:22:11.119 --> 0:22:14.800 Now the third one, this pops up not only for 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:19.800 Thanksgiving but also for Christmas. That's a big one. This 0:22:19.840 --> 0:22:23.199 one's at dozy all right, listen close. There'll be a 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:28.040 test later. Guide the lazy sports talk Radio. You hear this, 0:22:29.200 --> 0:22:33.200 turn the station off. Who would you like to invite 0:22:33.240 --> 0:22:41.320 the Thanksgiving dinner? Who dead or alive? Dead or alive? 0:22:41.840 --> 0:22:47.640 I'd like Babe, Ruth, Wilt Chamberlain and Jesus No, no, 0:22:47.640 --> 0:22:51.719 no please. So if any of those three things pop up, 0:22:52.400 --> 0:22:56.159 I'm telling you it's it's like the play the vermin. 0:22:57.800 --> 0:22:59.320 Better than that. These people are better than that. They 0:22:59.320 --> 0:23:02.320 don't need that. You don't want to hear that, don't 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:04.879 be a part of it. And that's your guide the 0:23:04.920 --> 0:23:07.760 lazy sports Talk Radio. You will hear none of those 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:10.639 things on this show. You won't hear good radio. But 0:23:10.680 --> 0:23:12.679 you won't hear any of those things. I promise you. 0:23:13.000 --> 0:23:16.719 Those will not come up. Coop might ask me one 0:23:16.720 --> 0:23:19.000 of those cool do you ask Ben later this morning? 0:23:19.560 --> 0:23:21.800 And Coop might ask me one of those questions, but 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:24.359 I I'll shoot him down if you're not gonna ask 0:23:24.400 --> 0:23:28.320 me those questions. Yes, Coop, that gets not anymore. That 0:23:28.440 --> 0:23:30.520 was it was on your list, Cooper. You well, I 0:23:30.560 --> 0:23:33.240 don't know what's I mean. I don't provide the questions, 0:23:33.400 --> 0:23:36.399