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Speaker 1: and a very good Sunday to you. It is another
Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Maller and Danny
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Speaker 1: a distant relative of the great Nostre Damas and friend
Speaker 1: of Nostred, I have been getting amazing feedback, even though
Speaker 1: you have no idea when I actually recorded this, but
Speaker 1: amazing feedback to the Friday and Saturday podcast. So you know,
Speaker 1: we decided, let's give you more. Let's give give the
Speaker 1: people what they want. I give the people what they want.
Speaker 1: I know you're excited. There there's a bunch of kids
Speaker 1: over there, Tom Down kids that must be the kids
Speaker 1: that from your school, Danny G. Are they from your school?
Speaker 1: You need a couple more days to travel. Yes, well,
Speaker 1: this being Sunday, I will not be back on the
Speaker 1: radio show Sunday night in the Monday. Today's a travel day.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. So today I will be pushed into
Speaker 1: an airplane like a sardine. I was able to touch
Speaker 1: the bun and I will sit there and just veg out.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep on planes, so it's going to be
Speaker 1: very all right. I will try to make the most
Speaker 1: but hopefully they do have some kind of internet connection
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Speaker 1: how long did this taket? How many hours Danny G
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Speaker 1: Then this was a piece of cake. It only took
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Speaker 1: edition of the Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard. Some of
Speaker 1: the old, some of the new from terrestrial radio, from
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Speaker 1: have a great rest of your Sunday and I will
Speaker 1: be back. I'll be back later this week on the
Speaker 1: radio show. Thanks for the warning, Hey, just get it
Speaker 1: right to it. It's Mallard's mounting money. The Thanksgiving Edition.
Speaker 1: It's I don't know if you know about this is
Speaker 1: this big holiday later this week smoke Runner and Coop
Speaker 1: versus Lloyd and Eddie. It is the Thanksgiving Edition. Category
Speaker 1: one Pilgrim, Category to Family, Category three stuffing, and Category
Speaker 1: four gravy. Smoke Runner, you are on the line first.
Speaker 1: You get to choose first. Let's go with programs, Okay
Speaker 1: and Lloyd. That leaves you with family, stuffing or gravy.
Speaker 1: Pick a category. Alright, alright, we're going to the bullpen. Alright,
Speaker 1: we're going to I've got the book. Pat Jason in Ottawa,
Speaker 1: you're coming out. You're my long reliever, Jason. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of garbage time here, you know, that was at
Speaker 1: dish performance. The guy was very tough for Lloyd to
Speaker 1: make decisions. All right, Jason and Eddie. Jason family stuffing
Speaker 1: or gravy family? All right, smoke runner and coope. These
Speaker 1: athletes were born in another country. Ready go big Poppy. Yes, um,
Speaker 1: white point guard. He won two m vps, but Kobe
Speaker 1: should have won him. Yes. Uh, Spanish basketball player. His
Speaker 1: brother is pal oh yes. Uh he is a running
Speaker 1: back for the Eagles. He just got traded from the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, um the stifled tower. Smoke runner. He's got
Speaker 1: a slow, methodical paste to him. That's a hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty points. Hundred and sixty point all right, now bad
Speaker 1: Jason and Eddie up this family. These athletes all have
Speaker 1: family members that also played. Alright, go current Warriors star.
Speaker 1: He's the third option buyd step No no, no, yes,
Speaker 1: Lakers number one picked this year. His dad is the
Speaker 1: big mouth La Bar Hall of Fame tight end with
Speaker 1: the Broncos. His brother is Sterling. He's now on the show. Yes,
Speaker 1: Warriors Hall of Famer, old school shot, free throws underhanded,
Speaker 1: No no, no, Um, his son's playing in the NBA
Speaker 1: like Scooter and uh, what was the other Drew his
Speaker 1: son won the dunk contest. White guy with the clippers,
Speaker 1: Oh Griffin racist. Hey, it's Ben, and we go to
Speaker 1: the bank. Not the kind of bank where we actually
Speaker 1: get money, the audio bank. He's on. I can't hear him.
Speaker 1: The best of the best of the best of the
Speaker 1: fifth Hour talk. All right, we move on here, and
Speaker 1: asked Ben on the Ben Mallary Show, this next one's
Speaker 1: coming over with Danny g Radio. It's our buddy Luther
Speaker 1: on Facebook. He says, for Danny Gen since the inception
Speaker 1: of Tinderoni tips, how many children have been conceived by
Speaker 1: virtue of your advice? Oh, let's see. Well, we've been
Speaker 1: doing that segment since April, so that's about a hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty days. I would say one one conception per
Speaker 1: week soft divided by seven seven into one fifty, that's
Speaker 1: twenty one and a half Big Bend, twenty one big
Speaker 1: babies and one PREMI nice. Wow, come on out there now,
Speaker 1: how much Mr Smooth get for those two? Yeah, because
Speaker 1: he's part of your bid. How about like we're on
Speaker 1: in the Twin Cities, So does that like Adrian Peterson
Speaker 1: alone might have those numbers? Right? That might just be
Speaker 1: Adrian Peterson's sheet his accomplishments. All right, it's asked Ben,
Speaker 1: your questions, our answers, will keep it going. Steve on
Speaker 1: Facebook says, Ben, after you're done making whoopie, what are
Speaker 1: you more likely to say? A good job by you?
Speaker 1: Be good job by me? Or see? How about that? Well?
Speaker 1: Probably a combination of A and C. Probably a combination
Speaker 1: of anacy. I would like the extended winner. You always
Speaker 1: go a good job by you? You want to reassure
Speaker 1: you want you reassure that you want that, and then
Speaker 1: you know, well, I was gonna do a joke, but
Speaker 1: I'll probably leave that alone because you guys have just
Speaker 1: cut it up and I don't want to hear it
Speaker 1: again five years from now. So next Joe. Hashtag guys, Ben,
Speaker 1: if you got a question for one of the guys here, Danny.
Speaker 1: This is from Chad on Facebook. He says, Danny, is
Speaker 1: it just me or does Eddie look like Chancho from
Speaker 1: Nacho Lee Brandy all grown up? That's not right, He's
Speaker 1: very cute. What are you talking about? You know? The
Speaker 1: spotlights on you? Wrong button, Bob. So I'm gonna pass
Speaker 1: the baton to you really quick. From Will on Twitter
Speaker 1: it or he says e Walk of Sports Talk. What
Speaker 1: was your favorite moment on the Mallard Show. Well, obviously
Speaker 1: that would be when I shut down the entire vast
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio network. Well not that, Bob, but you
Speaker 1: survived many men, many men would not survive that, and
Speaker 1: you you kept your job. Yeah. I think I was
Speaker 1: protected by a series of emails that got progressively more confusing,
Speaker 1: and by the time I got up to management, they
Speaker 1: didn't know what had happened. So they said, all right, well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad that you guys fixed it. Whatever it was. Well,
Speaker 1: I think management's memo was, well that show from seven
Speaker 1: years ago was better than what was on the air already,
Speaker 1: So good job by you. I think that's what they said.
Speaker 1: I think that I believe that. Shout out to the
Speaker 1: Steve de Sega March two thousand and seven, if you
Speaker 1: wanted an update on the Oh seven Final four, you
Speaker 1: got it all right. The next one, here's a group
Speaker 1: question here on asked man on the Ben Mallory Show
Speaker 1: on Fox Sports Radio. I think it's Mario on Twitter.
Speaker 1: He says, Guys, if you had to have an anchorman
Speaker 1: all network team fight, which three Fox Sports Radio personalities
Speaker 1: are are you rolling with? All? Right? So you're I
Speaker 1: can pick any of our personalities here at Fox, and
Speaker 1: I can get I can lead them into battle. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. My first pick would be Tom Looney. Uh, tremendous,
Speaker 1: muscle size, steroid abuse, very strong man. So I would
Speaker 1: put him there as the muscle, right, I would put
Speaker 1: him in there as the muscle. He'll be my first guy.
Speaker 1: And then as you go up and down, you're like,
Speaker 1: I like Jay Moore, but he's a comedian. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't go to battle with comedians. You don't do that. Uh.
Speaker 1: Maybe Colin Cowherd, although I don't know him that well.
Speaker 1: I've met him a few times over the years, but
Speaker 1: he's got a whole herd of people with him. So
Speaker 1: that would be good in battle to have a herd
Speaker 1: of people with you, So that wouldn't be so bad. Uh.
Speaker 1: And and then I would probably go Mike North because
Speaker 1: he's got those Chicago street smarts. You know, he's got that.
Speaker 1: You know, he he sold hot dogs in the streets
Speaker 1: of Chicago and then he became this medium mogul in
Speaker 1: the Windy City. And so I would go that would
Speaker 1: be my Big three. I would I would go down that.
Speaker 1: What about you, Eddie Well, I would absolutely positively start
Speaker 1: my squad with Lincoln Kennedy, former Raider offensive lineman, who
Speaker 1: uh and I think he's a little bit meaner than
Speaker 1: he's He comes off as a very very nice guy,
Speaker 1: but I think if he was in a fight, he
Speaker 1: could flip the switch, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And then you know, we'll keep the NFL. You're going
Speaker 1: with Brady Papingo, all right, and now you know what,
Speaker 1: I'll throw a big ben in there, because just just
Speaker 1: for you know, size wise, I gave the wall, I
Speaker 1: gave a ride back to Lincoln to the living. I
Speaker 1: gave him right back to his hotel when he's visiting
Speaker 1: our studios here, and Lincoln made me feel like a
Speaker 1: nine year old girl when I was driving back. Very rarely,
Speaker 1: very for sharing, very very rarely do I feel small.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm usually bigger than everybody. Old alrighthout out
Speaker 1: Bill and Jackson. All right, what about you, Danny g
Speaker 1: Let's see, I would start the squad with David gag
Speaker 1: gag On and then KIRTI Morrison. We made some defense
Speaker 1: on the team, so Kirk Morrison, and then I'd say
Speaker 1: Andy Furman because you gotta. Because he's nuts. He would
Speaker 1: write letters that is a complete to whoever we were
Speaker 1: battling against, and they would be blinded by the letters.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't know what to do. All right, Bob, you
Speaker 1: want to pick three guys here very quickly. I'm leading
Speaker 1: off with Mike North cal See. Seems like the kind
Speaker 1: of guy who knows somebody who killed somebody and got
Speaker 1: so I gotta roll with my Absolutely, I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: Jonas Knox number two. I don't know why, I just
Speaker 1: feeling could be a good addition. And I'll wrap it
Speaker 1: up with Michael Harman, Mr himself. Harmon's built like a tank,
Speaker 1: though he has built like a I'm actually on the
Speaker 1: live air. Yes, wrong, it is timeless, and here it
Speaker 1: is on the fifth hour. All right, let's get to it.
Speaker 1: It's the NBA pick and we each picked three players.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Eddie, let me go with Anthony Davis. All right,
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis is off the board. Wrong button, Bob, you
Speaker 1: have the second pick, future Laker Russell Westbrook. Russell Westbrook
Speaker 1: is off the board. I will go that would be me, Ben.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with James Harden of the Houston Rockets,
Speaker 1: Danny Gardio, Danny g Radio to mar De Rozan Compton's
Speaker 1: in the house. He's been hot lately. Yeah, cool off,
Speaker 1: don't worry, and one more Danny, just to show you
Speaker 1: I'm not a Clipper hater. Ben, I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: former Laker Chris Paul. Good luck with that. I will
Speaker 1: go with LaMarcus Aldridge of the Portland Trailblazers with my
Speaker 1: second pick, and Bob Garris next up the NBA pick.
Speaker 1: Of our standings are on our Facebook page. Ben Mallard show,
Speaker 1: look the like button. Who you got, Bob clips on
Speaker 1: the back to back? Give me Damian Lillard, Damian Little.
Speaker 1: I don't even have him on my list here, I
Speaker 1: don't have Damian Lillard on my list. All right, Eddie Garcia,
Speaker 1: you got the back to back, Eddie? All right, I'll
Speaker 1: take who knows if Hill player or not. But what
Speaker 1: the hell? De Marcus Cousins, he's out for the year. Okay,
Speaker 1: you picked the guy out for the year. You've just
Speaker 1: given up the thing. Boy, you're showing that. Bob Garret
Speaker 1: your next up on the NBA pick current Laker Jordan
Speaker 1: Clarkson men. Oh, you should have picked the Marcus cousins.
Speaker 1: Ye have been good, all right, I will take with
Speaker 1: my final selection. Has picked the Chris Well, you know
Speaker 1: somebody did. I will take. Uh, let's go with DeAndre
Speaker 1: Jordan's of the Clippers with the last pick, Danny Gradio.
Speaker 1: So you liked my Chris Paul pick earlier. Huh. He's
Speaker 1: gonna bounce back after breaking his ankles. You know he's
Speaker 1: gonna be mad break his ankles. It was just a
Speaker 1: stupid internet vine. Big deal. I need a double double
Speaker 1: to seal the victory for tomorrow. Pau gasol pas Ah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: there it is the NBA pick him our daily fantasy
Speaker 1: game and uh excited about uh the best of the
Speaker 1: best of the best of the fifth hour. Come on in, man,
Speaker 1: excite a little female conversation on the radio. Hello, Genie
Speaker 1: and Metford. Yeah, what's up? Bell? Oh boy? That was
Speaker 1: a good who's there? Good luck? No? Say organ ducks
Speaker 1: quack quack No. If I was any better, I'd be
Speaker 1: a goose making a goose. Not a great goose though,
Speaker 1: because you've Ben Mallard had a farm with a goose
Speaker 1: goose stare and the goose goose stare goose to me
Speaker 1: everywhere everywhere, Bubby, we know where you're tickled. Well, there's
Speaker 1: not a full moon to Nigenie. There's a blue moon
Speaker 1: over your house. Yeah, I just then I can walk
Speaker 1: around with the phone now. Actually on the menu tonight, well,
Speaker 1: I know what's on the menu. You're serving as every
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving you always served not turkey but wild turkey. You
Speaker 1: also have a little alligator hops alligator a you have
Speaker 1: that on the Italian salad. I think you don't know
Speaker 1: what salam I think you're done. A lot of mushrooms.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm scared. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: Are you hanging out with your girlfriend Margarita again? Is
Speaker 1: she right? Next? I got to Genoa salami and the
Speaker 1: pro bolonge? Yeah, alright, a lot of merrom I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you the blue ribbon and hang up on you.
Speaker 1: That's very nice. I want to try the pizza. Well
Speaker 1: I was good, right, fantastic? Right? All right, so be
Speaker 1: Alice you on Fox. Let's go now we go to
Speaker 1: New York and we hello to Real Talk. Who's on
Speaker 1: Fox Sports Radio? Hello, Real Talk, yo, what real talk
Speaker 1: in the house with some real tough for that a
Speaker 1: may by, bye bye, back up? What then? What's up?
Speaker 1: You're celebrating the festivities of Thanksgiving and the most important
Speaker 1: day the day before Thanksgiving. Forget the day after Black Friday.
Speaker 1: It's the day before the biggest drinking day of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta be Black Friday. Then I gotta be that.
Speaker 1: I didn't come up with your name. They came up
Speaker 1: with your day name. Explain the people in on the stars.
Speaker 1: I didn't come up with it. Yeah, and you suspect now,
Speaker 1: but real talk, man, Yo. You're my boy, You're my boy,
Speaker 1: and I love you. But yo, man, this dude, Manzell,
Speaker 1: you gotta let me ride on this for a second.
Speaker 1: Give me sixty to ninety seconds just to speak on
Speaker 1: this and you can respond to retorting anyway you want it.
Speaker 1: But let me break it down if you want you
Speaker 1: some real talk about this. This do Manzell. This is
Speaker 1: probably how it went down. Yo. He was he was drinking.
Speaker 1: They put him in rehab and set him down the
Speaker 1: office and he said, Johnny, we love you. You got potential,
Speaker 1: but dude, no more, no more in used papers, we
Speaker 1: don't see a name, We don't hear anything about you.
Speaker 1: Definitely no drinking. So dude, he just caught drinking. He
Speaker 1: just caught wiling out, and then I'll put the smack
Speaker 1: on him. You know what I'm saying. Manzel never should
Speaker 1: have agreed to that. He never should have went out
Speaker 1: and partied. I never should have got caught. So when
Speaker 1: he did. It's like when you're a parent and you
Speaker 1: tell your kids, dude, don't do anything bad. If you do,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to. I'm gonna have to do something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to punish you. And when the kid doesn't. Anyway,
Speaker 1: painted Cleveland in the corner, you have to they have
Speaker 1: to do something. He said, like, what can you do?
Speaker 1: What can you do when you when you do when
Speaker 1: you tell, dude, if you keep wiling out, we're gonna
Speaker 1: put the SmackDown on you. And he keeps wiling out.
Speaker 1: They didn't. They didn't have They didn't have to do
Speaker 1: anything real talking. I'll tell you why they're the Browns.
Speaker 1: No one cares about the Browns, all right. They suck.
Speaker 1: They've sucked ever since they came back to the NFL
Speaker 1: with Chris Palmer as their coach. They've been terrible. The
Speaker 1: Cleveland Browns and so you you start Johnny Man's l
Speaker 1: he's a party boy. See if the guy can play,
Speaker 1: see that, maybe they got There are plenty of guys
Speaker 1: in a play, Miguel Cabrera and base My friend Looney
Speaker 1: always brings up Macguel Cabrera, a raging alcoholic, but a
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame baseball player, a wonderful player for the Tigers.
Speaker 1: We don't know whether Manzel can play in the NFL
Speaker 1: or not. He hasn't been given a fair shake. Now
Speaker 1: he likely won't. It's his your right to a point.
Speaker 1: But here's the deal. He's sloppy. He's like a sloppy criminal.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like I hear police officers always tell
Speaker 1: me that, you know, they don't actually solve a lot
Speaker 1: of these crimes. It's the criminals that are sloppy that
Speaker 1: get themselves caught. Johnny Manzel should have followed the teachings
Speaker 1: of Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter partied like a rock stars
Speaker 1: entire career. There's no photos of that, there's no video
Speaker 1: of that. Nothing. He did it clean. Manzel's an amateur
Speaker 1: at this. Yeah, but yeah, he's not by himself. He's
Speaker 1: around a bunch of professional players. Who know the deal.
Speaker 1: It could teach him a little game and say, listen, dude,
Speaker 1: watching next watch your face and you know, but the
Speaker 1: thing is listen with Cleveland wrong to plant their flag
Speaker 1: and say no more drinking, no more drug and no
Speaker 1: more partying. Maybe so, but that's where they plant their flag.
Speaker 1: Johnny manzels a man, and he said, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do that that he needs to he
Speaker 1: needs to own up to that. If not, when you
Speaker 1: get caught, you gotta get you gotta get punished, because
Speaker 1: then then what's the point of making What's the point
Speaker 1: of saying I'm gonna punish you if you do something
Speaker 1: and do nothing when you do it. It's ridiculous and
Speaker 1: over It's an overreaction, is what it is. Let's see
Speaker 1: the guy play. If he can't play, you get rid
Speaker 1: of him. But what's the point. He's gonna go somewhere else,
Speaker 1: is gonna It's gonna come back to bite the Browns
Speaker 1: in the ass, thank you, real thalk. It's gonna bite
Speaker 1: them in the ass. Because Johnny Manzel is gonna go
Speaker 1: to Philadelphia or San Francisco. He'll get another opportunity and
Speaker 1: maybe he'll fall on his face, but there's a shot
Speaker 1: that he turns out to be pretty good and then
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Browns will be drafting their seven seventeen different
Speaker 1: quarterback in the first round over the last thirty years.
Speaker 1: Keep going down the same same rabbit hole. Ben Mallard.
Speaker 1: So I'm watching the NBA last night and the Toronto
Speaker 1: Cleveland game. I'm checking that out. The dance team. Do
Speaker 1: you see this is I guess this is a new
Speaker 1: thing the Cavaliers are doing. So the Cavaliers have decided
Speaker 1: that when they want to get ready for a game,
Speaker 1: they're gonna stand out in the court and the Toronto
Speaker 1: Raptor cheerleaders and it looks like they have one cheerleader
Speaker 1: for every player. They have a very large cheerleading squad.
Speaker 1: So the the dancers are out there at mid court
Speaker 1: shaking with their mama gave him, and the Cleveland Cavaliers,
Speaker 1: led by Lebron James and the rest of the Browns
Speaker 1: are standing in the middle of the court while the
Speaker 1: dancers are shaking their boobies right around him. It's outstanding.
Speaker 1: It's just tremendous. It's great. And there's a couple of
Speaker 1: photos of Lebron standing there like, who decided this is
Speaker 1: a good idea. You can't wait two minutes for the
Speaker 1: dances to get off the court. It's just great. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's uh what brain surgeon on the Cavalier roster said,
Speaker 1: I know this will help us out. We'll stand out
Speaker 1: on the court no matter what. We when we're ready
Speaker 1: to play, we're ready to play. Should point out that
Speaker 1: Cleveland lost the Toronto the Raptors using their dinosaur like
Speaker 1: strength to get by Cleveland one oh three to ninety nine.
Speaker 1: It is the Ben Maller Show on Fox. We're doing live.
Speaker 1: It's a holiday, we're doing live, and here we are
Speaker 1: exactly a lot of turkeys in the oven as we speak.
Speaker 1: I recommend the fried bird. I've never had the fried turkey,
Speaker 1: but I do recommend it. It's delicious by all accounts,
Speaker 1: although very dangerous. You go to YouTube and type in
Speaker 1: fried turkey accident. Who's the biggest turkey in sports? Yin
Speaker 1: and Yang radio? One hour? Who you thinkful? For the
Speaker 1: next hour, who's the biggest turkey in sports? Don't want
Speaker 1: a part of it, not gonna go down that road.
Speaker 1: Don't do it, don't be a part of it, don't
Speaker 1: need it. All right. So that's that's the second point.
Speaker 1: Now the third one, this pops up not only for
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving but also for Christmas. That's a big one. This
Speaker 1: one's at dozy all right, listen close. There'll be a
Speaker 1: test later. Guide the lazy sports talk Radio. You hear this,
Speaker 1: turn the station off. Who would you like to invite
Speaker 1: the Thanksgiving dinner? Who dead or alive? Dead or alive?
Speaker 1: I'd like Babe, Ruth, Wilt Chamberlain and Jesus No, no,
Speaker 1: no please. So if any of those three things pop up,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's it's like the play the vermin.
Speaker 1: Better than that. These people are better than that. They
Speaker 1: don't need that. You don't want to hear that, don't
Speaker 1: be a part of it. And that's your guide the
Speaker 1: lazy sports Talk Radio. You will hear none of those
Speaker 1: things on this show. You won't hear good radio. But
Speaker 1: you won't hear any of those things. I promise you.
Speaker 1: Those will not come up. Coop might ask me one
Speaker 1: of those cool do you ask Ben later this morning?
Speaker 1: And Coop might ask me one of those questions, but
Speaker 1: I I'll shoot him down if you're not gonna ask
Speaker 1: me those questions. Yes, Coop, that gets not anymore. That
Speaker 1: was it was on your list, Cooper. You well, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's I mean. I don't provide the questions,
Speaker 1: of course not. You better not, Coop. This is listener
Speaker 1: generated content, exactly. I have nothing to do with it. Exactly.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the best of the Fifth Hour. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know that was a thing. I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: not very long, but here it is the best of
Speaker 1: the best of the best of the fifth Hour, you know. Ado. Alright,
Speaker 1: flexus and put on some good pantles. Here we go.
Speaker 1: All right, throw me a good one then, yeah, so
Speaker 1: this is perfect number nine. This proves its proves you jackass. Okay,
Speaker 1: this proves that all of this is just tom fool
Speaker 1: is just alright, Relax, I'm trying to I'm trying to
Speaker 1: if I get it, alright, Alright, alright, here we go.
Speaker 1: I'll go. He's not gonna get what I wanna. The
Speaker 1: angle i'd like to go, I will go. I'll just
Speaker 1: throw this up fruit banana, get out there. You got
Speaker 1: it right? Oh my god, stop laughing, Cooper Loop, that's
Speaker 1: my man. Insane to me that you would pay your
Speaker 1: hard earned money and watch him suck very expensive. Coop,
Speaker 1: the team's terrible. I mean, as I was out there
Speaker 1: on Sunday night, they they're really bad. I mean, they're
Speaker 1: just they lost to a team. We're in high school uniforms.
Speaker 1: People like you Ben, who are bandwagon fans, haven't jumped
Speaker 1: on the Clipper bandwagon. Yes, what a beaut He jumped
Speaker 1: on that bandwagon at a really weird time coup in
Speaker 1: twelve games. I thought, well, this would be a good
Speaker 1: bandwagon to jump out now. I told here's my advice
Speaker 1: to Coop Pattie. I told him, I solicit you buy
Speaker 1: tickets right behind the Laker backboard. Okay, because maybe Cobe
Speaker 1: was shooting airball. Keep it. It's like a souvenir air ball.
Speaker 1: That's what they ought to do the Lakers. When Kobe
Speaker 1: shoots an air ball, if a fan gets it, they
Speaker 1: get to keep it. That'd be a baseball move, and
Speaker 1: that'd be great, that would be great. Ridiculous, then the
Speaker 1: weight of the world has been lifted off. Ridiculous. I'm
Speaker 1: not no, I'm not saying that he's a great player.
Speaker 1: That's great, that we should be celebrating this final year.
Speaker 1: I mean, it happens. Guys, get old there they get
Speaker 1: down and so why do we gotta like take a
Speaker 1: big dump on him all. He chose to come back
Speaker 1: and play. That's his decision. He could have retired a
Speaker 1: couple years ago. He once he's getting twenty five millions,
Speaker 1: but he's the best competitor we've ever seen, and he
Speaker 1: wanted to see if he could come back from the injury,
Speaker 1: that great wing man without track and nothing he needed.
Speaker 1: Coops now walked out of the studio. There's no Coops
Speaker 1: now leaving. He's now walking out to a Venture Boulevard
Speaker 1: and he is going, it's kind of cold out there.
Speaker 1: Cool for l A. I don't know if you want
Speaker 1: to go out there. All right, Sure, you got your
Speaker 1: key car, you can get back in. Yeah, we're not
Speaker 1: letting you back in. I'm actually on the live air. Yes, wrong,
Speaker 1: it is timeless, and here it is on the fifth hour.
Speaker 1: It's six line tribute to Roddy Piper. Roddy Piper, allegend,
Speaker 1: legend who passed away over the weekend. And the way
Speaker 1: this works, we've got all six lines now filled. Calling
Speaker 1: lines the Fox Sports Radio are completely full, and we
Speaker 1: will give our our six line salute to Rowdy Roddy
Speaker 1: Piper and a celebrity joining the six Line Tribute. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have pulled out Danny G. Radio. He's gonna be
Speaker 1: my line sex. How about that? The legend Danny G.
Speaker 1: Big Ben. I'm a long time button pusher, first time caller. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I would say that the whole famer. Rowdy
Speaker 1: Roddy Piper was Canada's best gift to us and he
Speaker 1: affected my life. Unfortunately for me, not so great for
Speaker 1: my older brother. It was a good day. We were
Speaker 1: in elementary school. He picked me up in our backyard
Speaker 1: body slammed me on a pile of rocks and shouted,
Speaker 1: I'm Rowdy Roddy Piper. Let's go to Dwyane, who's in
Speaker 1: Tennessee on Fox Sports Radio. Hello, Hello Dreane, you want
Speaker 1: to get on the radio. All right, hold on a second,
Speaker 1: we'll get you on the radio. Duyne. I want to
Speaker 1: make sure you get on the radios. Are we uh, Danny?
Speaker 1: Are we ready in there? Can we put this guy
Speaker 1: alive on Fox? You want to try this again? Yeah, Ben,
Speaker 1: ask him to turn his radio down and clear his throat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: turn your radio down, Dwayne, and can you cough a
Speaker 1: couple of times? Yeah? I'm good, Oh good, alright, perfect,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, here we go. Let's let's do
Speaker 1: it from the top here three two one, It's the
Speaker 1: Ben Mall Show on Fox. We're live. Let's say hello
Speaker 1: to Dwayne in Tennessee. Hello, Dwayne, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Hold on it? Say what that? Danny? What was wrong
Speaker 1: with that? No? No, no no, what was wrong with that? Danny?
Speaker 1: Know why you screwed it up? You You weren't no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. The green but the green light was not on.
Speaker 1: Do you guys need to sound more natural because we
Speaker 1: like the audience to think that the show is live. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's on your mind? Dwayne? Hey, look here, I want
Speaker 1: to weigh in on the paved minute situation. Uh me
Speaker 1: being from Tennessee, everybody thinks paid men and as a guy,
Speaker 1: but I, for one, came standing. I hope they burned
Speaker 1: him at the State. Wow the microphone throttler, Yeah, YEA
Speaker 1: so much fun going through the archives in the fs
Speaker 1: OUR computer system yesterday when I was in there for
Speaker 1: Hartman and Schwartz. As I promised on the Saturday podcast,
Speaker 1: I found even more gems in the computer system. Man.
Speaker 1: Hearing that full call from Genie especially took me down
Speaker 1: memory lane, and I think to finish off this Sunday show,
Speaker 1: I'll finish up the way I finished yesterday by playing
Speaker 1: some of the classic timeless drops, starting with clip of
Speaker 1: when the famous w w E champion Russef called the
Speaker 1: show best friends, We're bet friends, We're pretty impressed. I
Speaker 1: gotta say, usually Ben's lying about who he's friends with.
Speaker 1: Still remember right now, do you remember the story of
Speaker 1: bad give your shoes because you were so much back
Speaker 1: in the day. Remember that, Yes, exactly, see that A
Speaker 1: cigarette and night landed in my hoodie and I get
Speaker 1: it's my beautiful white, fuzzy hoodie. I have a statin
Speaker 1: nightcoun on. That's all school. How about a lace cutty
Speaker 1: taste like a touchdown in your mouth? Yes? Then I
Speaker 1: would have MLB put angry Bill in his seat right
Speaker 1: behind home plate and have a ball hit him square
Speaker 1: in the eye and say you help on yourself? What
Speaker 1: about a nine year old girl? Then I love you?
Speaker 1: Hey man, you might not notice, but not black about that.
Speaker 1: I went to I went to school dressed up as
Speaker 1: a as a giant tampon. Who's gonna eat the little Ben?
Speaker 1: There up against the hard one here that dogs licked
Speaker 1: that whole thing. Damn the perverted comedian Louis c. Kate.
Speaker 1: They're drafting of Robert nick nickim Nickomjason, I should listen. Richie? Hello, alright,
Speaker 1: come on bad let him finish? Really you what you were? Craving?
Speaker 1: Lionel Richie that I saw her boom No, I'm a believer.
Speaker 1: Bunch of hookers and cocaine. Last week I bought a
Speaker 1: dog and I need the emotion. You baked the balls,
Speaker 1: you put them in the I know how much you
Speaker 1: love the b Have you ever lost a cat? Hi? There,
Speaker 1: I'm Andrew Hoffman. I am a monkey fan. Roses are red,
Speaker 1: violence are blue. Your text are a dread and so
Speaker 1: are you. Oh that isn't funny, Hey told Stool, thank
Speaker 1: you for rocking with me weekend. Really appreciate you downloading
Speaker 1: the Fifth Hour podcast as Ben and I worked very
Speaker 1: hard on it every week. Thank you. Enjoy the rest
Speaker 1: of your Sunday. Ben will be back on Live Radio
Speaker 1: in a couple of days, and he'll be back on
Speaker 1: the podcast this coming Friday. Later. Skater gotta murder, I
Speaker 1: gotta go