WEBVTT - Who Proposes When You're Gay? 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:03.239 Oh, good morning, Good morning everyone. Well it's not really morning. 0:00:03.360 --> 0:00:05.400 Who knows when people are listening to this, but some 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.560 of them are probably listening in the morning, So good 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.640 morning to you guys, good afternoons to the people that 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:13.319 listen in the afternoon. And if you're listening to a 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:17.680 podcast at night, well then a good evening, Brandon. There 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:22.520 has been a lot in the news and it's very upsetting. 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:29.240 Chicari Richardson was tested for cannabis at the trials for 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:32.200 the Olympics after she won or before she won, who knows, 0:00:32.320 --> 0:00:36.919 And now she is not going to perform her relay 0:00:37.080 --> 0:00:40.360 at the Olympics or compete in her relay at the Olympics. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:46.000 So this is another sports organization that is completely antiquated 0:00:46.479 --> 0:00:49.360 and not up to fucking speed and needs an update, 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:54.560 along with the World Tennis Association whatever the Tennis Association 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:59.560 is for Europe, European Tennis, all of it between Naomi Osaka, 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:03.279 between this two different things but actually not. It's all 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.959 about helping yourself cope with something. And this woman's mother died. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:11.040 Chicari Richardson's mother died, and she was using cannabis to 0:01:12.000 --> 0:01:14.640 help herself and ameliorate her pain and now is not 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:18.440 going to be able to compete in the Tokyo Olympics 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:22.120 because of that. So you can drink alcohol, but you 0:01:22.160 --> 0:01:24.760 can't smoke something that grows out of the ground from 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:31.280 mother Earth because that is punishable by being eliminated from 0:01:31.319 --> 0:01:36.200 the Olympics. So sports needs a big update, a real update. 0:01:36.840 --> 0:01:38.280 And I don't know if anyone saw me on the 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:40.840 shop on HBO, but I was around a bunch of 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:42.920 sports figures for the first time in my life, and 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:45.240 it was so that was Tom Brady was there and 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:50.120 Draymond Green, who I've loved he and I, Yeah, that's 0:01:50.160 --> 0:01:52.240 my kind of guy. And now I feel like I 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:53.960 do know a lot about sports, so I'm gonna start 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:56.680 commenting on it because of that experience. I spent at 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.840 least two hours with those guys, and I don't think 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:03.080 there's anything I couldn't answer now about basketball, football. Majong 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:11.400 Also Britney Spears. Britney Spears is father. It's still her 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:18.560 conservator because a judge denied Britney spears request to not 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:23.360 have her father be a conservator. So there's that. How 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:25.960 do you feel about that, Brandon, Well, I think that 0:02:25.960 --> 0:02:30.720 that is laired. From my understanding, Laird Hamilton's Laird Hamilton's 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:33.480 he's in control, he's in the new co conservator. The 0:02:33.520 --> 0:02:36.640 paperwork that was filed in November was to remove Jamie 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:41.000 as her conservator. Jamie's her dad, right, and so it 0:02:41.120 --> 0:02:44.200 was that paperwork that was actually just recently ruled on. 0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:47.560 So her attorney has not yet filed to have the 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:53.480 conservatorship completely dismantled, from my understanding, So a lot of this, 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:56.079 like the paperwork gets filed and then it takes X 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.520 amount of time for the judge to their approver deny it. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.440 So it was the last admission to have Jamie removed 0:03:01.520 --> 0:03:04.280 that was denied. So now they have to refile to 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:07.480 take her out of the conservatorship like an appeal situation. 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:10.640 From my understanding, Well, that's well, that's his judgment was 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.760 that she's denied, so she has to appeal that denial. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:14.799 But that's not very hopeful. I mean, it's the same 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:17.200 judge unless she goes to an above court, all right, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:19.400 maybe she'll go to a different circuit or whatever it is. 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:21.920 I saw that she was also recently invited by Congress 0:03:22.240 --> 0:03:28.200 to give her testimonial and experience with the conservator program 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.920 in California. Well that should be something, But doesn't her 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:34.960 father have to fucking let her go to Washington, d C. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.120 To testify in front of Congress And is he going 0:03:37.240 --> 0:03:39.720 to allow that? Well, there apparently there are two different 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:43.640 types of conservators over Brittany. There's the conservator over her 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.360 person and a conservator over her state. Jamie, her father 0:03:46.680 --> 0:03:49.480 is apparently the conservator over her state, so all of 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.400 her money matters go through him. Over her as a 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:57.320 person is Jody Montgomery, who is an outside conservator who 0:03:57.400 --> 0:04:00.640 is supposed to be in place really as Brittain is advocate. 0:04:00.760 --> 0:04:02.840 So the fact that she said in her testimony that 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:04.840 she can't get married or take out her I U D. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:10.000 Means there's either a disconnecting communication or people aren't being 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:12.680 truthful with the type of control they have over her. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:15.160 There are a lot of aspects to this, so I 0:04:15.160 --> 0:04:16.880 think it's gonna be a few months before we see 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:23.680 how her recent testimony plays out. Two pretty well. Three, 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:28.080 Bill Cosby's out of jail. That's another disgusting development on 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:33.080 a technicality. So while they don't dispute that he's guilty 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:36.160 of what he did, because of a technicality, he was 0:04:36.279 --> 0:04:39.120 let out of jail. So that's the state of affairs 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.160 in this country, you guys, Well not this country, because 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:43.840 IOC is an international committee. But that's the state of 0:04:43.880 --> 0:04:47.400 the world right now. Well, and now this delta strain 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:51.240 and the delta strain, But back to these three stories 0:04:51.279 --> 0:04:55.599 are all examples of white men making the rules and 0:04:55.680 --> 0:05:00.960 deciding what's best in the interest of women. What are 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.760 we talking about today's sweetheart, What are we talking about today? 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.440 Let me look, Well, this is an interesting story. I 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:10.039 think we have two lipstick lesbians and they're trying to 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:13.560 figure out who proposes to who is it who or whom? 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.520 Who proposes to whom? And I don't I don't know 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.560 in that situation. No, nor do I. I always wonder 0:05:20.600 --> 0:05:22.760 about that. I guess whoever is the dominant in the 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.880 relationship or well, because they're sexually dominant and then there's 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:31.200 emotionally dominant. Right yeah, Okay, what else are we talking about? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.080 We have a exmission that we get from a lot 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:36.080 of people just feeling lost in life. We're gonna find you. 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:41.760 We You're found. Consider forget hashtag problem solved, hashtag You're found, 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:45.600 and tattoo removal. You don't have any tattoos right, not 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:47.840 that I'm aware of, but I do have something sticking 0:05:47.880 --> 0:05:49.800 to my butt. I went out with Joe Koy the 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:54.320 other night and we got we got very very silly 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.160 and wasted, and he I came home and I had 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.200 a big stick or stuck to my ass, And every 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:00.479 time I go in the shower or a a little bit 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:02.400 more comes off. But I don't know where it came from, 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:05.560 who put it there, or how long it's gonna last apparent, 0:06:05.680 --> 0:06:07.120 or how long it's going to be there. So I 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.640 may have a tattoo. Who knows. Joe Koy is my 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.640 friend from Chelsea Lately. He used to be a comedian 0:06:11.680 --> 0:06:13.120 that was on the round table all the time for 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.680 Chelsea Lately. And I called him and I was like, 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:17.680 you know what, I want to go over to his 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:20.159 house because I wanted to see. He's building his house 0:06:20.200 --> 0:06:23.200 and I'm building something. So I thought, oh, let me 0:06:23.240 --> 0:06:26.440 see what he's doing. And then I got there. While 0:06:26.480 --> 0:06:28.400 I was driving there, I asked him for the address. 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:29.960 He said, please don't come, Please don't come. I don't 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.320 want you to see my house like this, and I 0:06:31.360 --> 0:06:33.839 was like, shut up. I said, give me the address. 0:06:33.839 --> 0:06:35.560 So I got in the car and I started driving 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.800 to his house and like, you know, ten twenty minutes in, 0:06:38.839 --> 0:06:41.600 I'm like, this is where am I going to the valley? 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.320 And then I looked at the address and I was 0:06:43.360 --> 0:06:45.640 still seventeen minutes away, and I just couldn't do it. 0:06:45.720 --> 0:06:47.880 So I turned around and I texted him and I said, 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:52.000 I'm not I'm not coming. It's too far. And then 0:06:52.040 --> 0:06:54.000 he came over to me. Then we went to Katsuya 0:06:54.279 --> 0:06:57.719 and we had six grapefruit martinis together, so I mean, 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.279 that was ridiculous. And then we went to harv Els 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:02.760 where there was a jazz club. Well, there is a 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.880 jazz club. It's called her Bells in Santa Monica. For 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.480 anybody ever looking for a cool place to go, that's it. 0:07:08.400 --> 0:07:10.080 Then he got home and I was like, Joe, I 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:11.679 don't have my purse. I left it at her Bells. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.120 So he goes, get out of the car, you are 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.120 such a mess, and set me up to my room 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.800 and did you retrieve your purse? No? I never turned out. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.920 I never even brought a purse out that night because 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.080 I had forgotten to take a purse. So he went 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:25.000 back to her Bells looking for my purse. I went 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:27.960 inside was fast asleep while he was pounding on my 0:07:28.000 --> 0:07:31.000 door for about forty five minutes worried that I didn't 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:34.360 have my purse. So this friendship is very uneven and 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:37.600 I have to start being a little bit more reciprocal 0:07:37.920 --> 0:07:40.880 in my He is just too sweet and too nice 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:43.720 and I am a cunt. Well, you can go look 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:48.280 for his purse next time. Yeah, I'm sick. Uh. I 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:52.080 am suffering from a neck injury, sweetheart, because I got yesterday. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:57.040 I went to that doctor girl, the girl Vanessa. Yeah, 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.920 and she took my blood out and then spun it 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.360 and then reinjected it all through my neck with syringes 0:08:03.440 --> 0:08:06.600 and this thing called a stamper. I was pretty numb. 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:08.960 I did that to my face once. Yeah, it was 0:08:08.960 --> 0:08:10.880 pretty I think it's going to have some good results. 0:08:11.360 --> 0:08:12.880 I can't wait to see it. I know it's like 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:15.440 a it's like having a next strength inner. Well, I 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:18.000 can't tell that you had anything done, so yeah, I'm surprised. 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:20.640 I'm not more bruised. I bruised very easily on the face, 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:24.160 so it's very hard. Am No. I just take et 0:08:24.200 --> 0:08:26.400 cetera a lot. Speaking of which we're having all of 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:29.200 your levels tested, So thank you. This is a reminder 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:32.320 for everyone listening to also do your annual physical. Yes 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.280 for a breast cancer Awareness month? Is a breastcancer awareness month? 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:37.959 Is it? I don't think so. Let me look when 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.200 breast cancer Awareness Month is so we're all in the know. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.800 It sounds like a February month to me. That's the 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.120 month of my birth. Sholace a bet on it no 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:49.280 breast cancer Awareness month. Don't you like when you google 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:52.520 something and there's a very question that you ask has 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:55.480 no answer. It's like, what the fund did I just google? 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:58.000 I feel like every time I google something, I get 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:02.800 less information. October Okay, I was surprising. I was wrong. 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.520 It wasn't February. Okay, Well it's good to know. I mean, yeah, 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.360 Breast Cancer Awareness Month is probably a very important month 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:11.880 to know about, so my apologies. Well we'll circle back 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.760 on that, especially with my breasts and your mother. I know, 0:09:16.080 --> 0:09:19.599 yeah her too, God rest her soul. I would have 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:22.880 loved to meet Rita. My mom was really sweet. She 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:26.760 was so cute, so snuggly. All of your family is 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:30.000 kind of like that, though snuggly. They're all very like 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:32.840 endearing in their own ways they all have a personality, 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.880 and with dear childhood, imagine that everyone was kind of 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.120 forced to create a personality. I would think so. But 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.240 I like when I meet people and their families and 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.560 you find out, like all the little dynamics between siblings 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:47.959 and moms and their daughters, because some moms are totally 0:09:48.000 --> 0:09:50.200 fucked up, right, you know, and they're weird around their 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.000 daughters and like jealous or they want to like live 0:09:53.080 --> 0:09:57.200 vicariously through them. Jealous moms and daughters like that is 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.319 so it's so fucked up to have to grow up that. 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:02.920 But that's another example of you loving to see the 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:07.120 interpersonal relationships and workings and dynamics. Because I remember when 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:09.600 I had first started, you had said that you were 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.640 going with a friend to meet their parents or say, 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:14.600 at their family's house in Oakland, and I was very 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.199 surprised by that, thinking, oh, she's going to hate that, 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:19.400 but you came back and you loved it, like, oh no, no, 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:23.040 It's so interesting to see like how these interactions go 0:10:23.240 --> 0:10:25.400 between you know, one of your friends and their families 0:10:25.440 --> 0:10:27.360 who you've never met, and you've done this now with 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:29.440 some of your local girlfriends and their moms and now 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.000 you're close to their moms. You did it when you're 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:34.320 up in Canada, because I don't have one, so obviously 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:36.400 I'm into moms and I have an aunt. It should 0:10:36.400 --> 0:10:38.560 be acting like my mother, but she can't because she's 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:41.840 such a bit like whatever I am times a hundred 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:45.080 is what my aunt is. And so she loves me, 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:48.559 but she doesn't like me, your aunt Cabby. She she 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:53.440 lives locally. She's an interesting personality. I wouldn't use the 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.319 word bitch, well what would be the word she? If 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:58.920 I say her solitude? If I text her and say 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:01.840 are you home, she will lie because she does not 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:04.560 want me to come over, and she'll say, no, I'm 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.240 not I'm sleeping. And that's how I know she'll she's 0:11:07.240 --> 0:11:09.600 there and to go anyway. But like she doesn't want 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:13.600 anything to do with me. She I like to spring 0:11:13.679 --> 0:11:16.120 my appearance by her, like I just like to show 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.800 up unannounced, so she's forced to see that's what the 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:22.240 move is. And yeah, and so she hated COVID because 0:11:22.520 --> 0:11:24.160 she didn't get to see all the grandkids in the 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:26.920 regular cycle that she normally does. But she liked it 0:11:27.000 --> 0:11:30.200 because she doesn't want to be socializing anyway. And she 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.800 wants an excuse to have to stay away from people. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:35.079 We both have a Gabby and I. We both have 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:37.640 a love of crafting and of baking, and so that's 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:40.079 a commonality that we have. So we'll text about that occasionally, 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:43.040 like this two story Joanne's fabrics at the craft store 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:45.719 if you weren't aware, just opened up and we did 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.760 a text exchange about that for a couple of days, 0:11:47.800 --> 0:11:50.480 which was so nice. Yeah, she's into crafting. I mean 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:53.800 I don't even yeah, I mean crafting. Actually, when I 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:55.720 went to Thanksgiving this year, I think it was was 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:58.680 a Thanksgiving when I went up to that rate cabin 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:01.319 that that was a couple of years ago, you know, 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:03.680 with Molly and the family, It wasn't a couple of 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:06.040 years ago. Was with my sisters, just like on the 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:09.839 lake that you had to come. You've had two bad 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:12.400 Thanksgiving experiences, right. That's why I don't mingle with that 0:12:12.480 --> 0:12:14.960 family over the holidays, because they seemed to like do 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:18.000 it one step under what I'm comfortable with. They want 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:21.880 to do it like the Pilgrims, and they love camping 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:23.920 like they love to camp. And I'm not going to 0:12:24.000 --> 0:12:26.240 pretend I want to camp or try to camp. I tried, 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:28.320 it's not a good fit. We're not signing you up 0:12:28.320 --> 0:12:31.480 for so there's no reason to make anybody suffer with 0:12:31.520 --> 0:12:34.040 me or go camping with people and had them be 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:37.840 exposed to my lack of camping ability. The last time 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:40.840 we went up there, whatever holiday was my sisters and 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:44.400 I went or Simone and Seneca and Jordan's and I 0:12:44.440 --> 0:12:46.959 went up and we stayed in that little that cement. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:49.200 I told you that it was like a little cell block. 0:12:49.520 --> 0:12:52.679 And so the first night I was like, Simone is like, 0:12:52.679 --> 0:12:53.920 do you think you're going to make it? And I 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:55.960 was like, of course, I can sleep. And you were 0:12:55.960 --> 0:13:00.600 supposed to be there for four days. I think like 0:13:00.679 --> 0:13:02.560 we had packed you up, You're ready to go, and 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:04.800 you were excited to go to I was excited. Yeah, 0:13:04.800 --> 0:13:06.959 when Brandon packs me up, especially when I bring the dogs, 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.800 it's exciting because then I feel like I'm a parent. 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.800 And you love. Something people may not know is you 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:14.040 love to drive, like around town, you'd like to drive yourself, 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:16.000 and you also like to drive on a road trip. 0:13:16.760 --> 0:13:19.360 Well that's new. I like to drive on road trips new. 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.120 But when I went up to this this event, which 0:13:22.400 --> 0:13:25.120 I'm convinced. With Thanksgiving, my sister and I slept in 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:28.520 the same bed, and that's also hard to do because 0:13:28.520 --> 0:13:31.319 she stores and she has sleeping issues. But now, I mean, 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:33.240 I just have to hit her and she says and 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:35.439 she stops, but you know, why do I want to 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.280 even deal with that? So then the second night, I 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.000 was like, I don't know if I can make it 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.640 the second night. And then I was like, come on, 0:13:42.679 --> 0:13:44.120 you can't be like that, Like you've got to be 0:13:44.120 --> 0:13:45.960 able to sleep in this for two nights, you know. 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:48.120 And then I made it the second night, but I 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.880 woke up with like six of the morning packs of 0:13:49.960 --> 0:13:53.680 the car and was out like suddenly you're home. I'm like, 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:56.520 what the funk are you doing here? This is not 0:13:56.720 --> 0:14:00.920 on the agenda. You're yeah, it was, but they knew. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:03.360 You know, what's great about family is that they know 0:14:03.520 --> 0:14:05.760 who you're dealing with, so you don't ever have to 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.720 like pretend like, oh no, I'm I like it here. 0:14:08.880 --> 0:14:15.200 I like sleeping block, I love it. I can just 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:18.080 be like, no, Gabby, it's terrible. I don't want to 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.320 spend another night here. And they're all happy when I leave. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:23.320 Anybody probably I know that's kind of the expectation with 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.480 my family as they they'll know because I'm so particular 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:28.680 about basically everything, but for them as well, like I 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:30.600 want everything to be set up a certain way for them, 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.520 and like how I would conduct myself on their behalf, 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.280 so that way, when I go to their homes, they're 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.320 always on high alert, like what what is going to 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.320 make him comfortable? What do we need to do? But 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:44.040 I feel like that's a nice way to operate for people, 0:14:44.280 --> 0:14:46.400 Like I don't want it to be stressful, but they'll know. 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:47.680 I'll go get a hotel if I'm not going to 0:14:47.720 --> 0:14:52.040 be comfortable there. I don't want to pretend right right, right, 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:53.880 right right and be like, oh this is O. Yeah, 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.800 I'm fine using a bathroom that doesn't have any toilet paper. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.000 That's something you do in your early twenties. That's like 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:02.280 people a guy specifically where they go on these trips 0:15:02.320 --> 0:15:04.440 to Palm Springs and it's you know, a five or 0:15:04.480 --> 0:15:06.600 six bedroom house and they will have twenty fucking people 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:09.600 staying there. Because the guys that go to Palm Springs, 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:14.120 nothing is worse to me than Palm Springs, the desert, 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.480 Like we need to get hotter than what it already 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:19.840 is here. It's fucking hot already, and it's dry. I 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:23.080 don't understand the appeal of going to don't sign me 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:24.520 up for palm Springs and we're not going to sign 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:27.800 you up for camping. Excuse me, I have to clear 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:30.800 my throat because I've I've probably smoked too much pot recently. 0:15:31.360 --> 0:15:33.000 You smoked a joint on the way here, as a 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.040 matter of fact, Well that's what I'm talking about. And 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:39.000 you're wearing a cream jumpsuit and you asked all over yourself. Yeah, 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.360 it was a hot mess on the way in this morning. Actually. 0:15:41.360 --> 0:15:42.600 But it's so fun to be able to go to 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:45.760 work together, sweetheart, because we have just one more activity 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.280 that we did sometimes after we take this podcast, we 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:52.480 go rollerblading. Our schedule, yes, has really fallen into place. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.800 So it's like we're a couple that works together, that's 0:15:54.800 --> 0:15:57.560 home together because you come in the mornings and then 0:15:57.760 --> 0:16:00.360 goes to work together. It's just like Dr Phil and 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.960 his wife. So we've been doing the podcast and then 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:06.480 going rollerblading, and we're trying to see how far we 0:16:06.520 --> 0:16:08.320 can go. We're so we're starting in Santa Monica. We 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:11.240 want to get down to like Manhattan Beach, so we're 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:14.800 pacing ourselves and then we will circle back and we'll 0:16:14.840 --> 0:16:17.720 go to Blue Plate Taco or Blue Plate Oysterette and 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.760 have a little lunch and margarita, have a couple of margarita's. 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:23.080 It's really the best way to work. I mean it's great. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:25.880 I love a juice boost, you know, like eleven thirty, 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.360 just a margarita, just to like kick things up a 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:30.000 little bit so that you have a little bit more 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.960 interest in the next three hours. Well, and it also 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:34.120 that is when your creative juices get flowing, once you 0:16:34.160 --> 0:16:37.120 get through your first margarita, because we've also been working, 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.520 You've been working on your stand up notes. Yeah, I'm 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:41.160 doing a lot of stand up dates, so you have 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.760 to look for those. And that's when you really get going, 0:16:44.160 --> 0:16:47.200 is after that first margarita sets in, the second one 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:51.040 has been delivered, and yeah, I like a to margarita lunch. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.880 That's what I'm into, especially when they can make them frozen, 0:16:53.960 --> 0:16:57.360 the skinny ones frozen. Oh my god. It reminds me 0:16:57.400 --> 0:16:59.840 of like one of those vacations where there's like just 0:17:00.200 --> 0:17:02.960 mango margarita is coming towards you on the beach. You know, 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:05.320 like Bora bora where they hand you like a passion 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:11.080 fruit margarita, frienzen margarita, who I love margarita's. People don't understand, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.200 like when I've gone skiing and we do lunch, that 0:17:13.280 --> 0:17:16.399 I always want a margarita. Don't you want something warm 0:17:16.400 --> 0:17:19.639 and coffee? People don't know what they're talking about. When 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:22.200 it's hot out. Just because it's cold out doesn't means 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:24.080 you need something hot to drink, Like people are still 0:17:24.119 --> 0:17:27.240 drinking are you? Are you three months old? I mean, 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:31.000 come on, regulate your body temperature. Margaritas are refreshing because 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:33.399 you're exerting energy when you're skiing, and so it's like 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:36.800 you're thirsty. I will say, when we're skiing together, we'll 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:40.760 get out, we'll stop for coffee or something after I 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.159 don't know who you're talking. We'll stop and have a 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.640 drink or get something, and then like we'll do lunch. Well, 0:17:45.880 --> 0:17:48.600 Sophia will get a hot chocolate and a cookie normally, yeah, 0:17:48.680 --> 0:17:51.520 but a coffee. No one's getting coffee. Well, we get 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:53.359 something in the morning, and then for lunch, it'll be 0:17:53.400 --> 0:17:55.720 a long lunch and by that time someone will have 0:17:55.760 --> 0:17:57.720 already passed edibles. Out, So you really have to be 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.320 on your game after lunch because you're a little runk 0:18:00.440 --> 0:18:02.960 and you're probably stoned. Well you know, yeah, you don't 0:18:03.000 --> 0:18:06.000 want to be drunk skiing first of all, that's irresponsible. 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.320 You want to have a nice buzz. You want to 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.960 have a buzz so that you're a little braver, not 0:18:11.080 --> 0:18:13.480 a little bit more reckless. That's when I feel like 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:17.640 I can tackle me well, and I have. We've were 0:18:17.760 --> 0:18:20.320 ended each other in Central Park, not yet, but I 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:22.960 think it's on the docket. It will happen at some point. God, 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:26.800 that would be so no, No, that would be terrible. 0:18:27.920 --> 0:18:30.000 That would be a great twist and that would be 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:34.080 a deal breaker and relations. That would be something Connie 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:37.280 Britton could play on Bravo. Oh god, I saw Connie 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:38.720 the other night. I had dinner with the Connie and 0:18:38.760 --> 0:18:41.760 a couple of other girlfriends. As the woman that that 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:45.000 was duped by dear John. I was like, listen, are 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:51.480 you over playing her? No, she's underplaying it. And it's fascinating, 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:59.120 like there's just social incompetency or a regular incompetency technological well, 0:18:59.160 --> 0:19:01.920 I have tacked in loud a col incompetence. So that's 0:19:02.040 --> 0:19:05.760 what you try though, Well, I think that's part of it. 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.600 So annoying. Technology is so annoying. The fact that I 0:19:08.600 --> 0:19:11.159 have five remotes in my bedroom is like so annoying. 0:19:11.160 --> 0:19:12.680 I want to shove all of them up your asp 0:19:12.880 --> 0:19:15.200 I know you do, and then they all control different things. 0:19:15.200 --> 0:19:18.160 We have the fireplace, her nightstand, lamps. We have three 0:19:18.200 --> 0:19:20.280 remotes for the TVs. Right now, I have to the 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:23.159 remote for the lights is the lamps is over the 0:19:23.160 --> 0:19:25.080 top because I would like to keep going to turn 0:19:25.119 --> 0:19:27.480 it on when I'm reading. So that would be nice 0:19:27.480 --> 0:19:30.080 if you could rewire that, sweetheart, Well I just did that, 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:31.440 so you don't have to get up out of bed 0:19:31.560 --> 0:19:34.359 to turn them both on or off. I spent a 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:36.879 lot of time in bed, you guys readjusting to l 0:19:36.920 --> 0:19:39.840 A life has taken its toll. It's like she's a narcaptic. 0:19:40.040 --> 0:19:42.240 I know she will fall asleep. She fell asleep in 0:19:42.280 --> 0:19:46.159 her eyeshades at three pm this week. I went upstairs. 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:48.320 I was literally calling to her as a sweetheart. Sweet 0:19:48.359 --> 0:19:52.040 her up the stairs and she was passed out, no movement. No, 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.960 that was it because the TV didn't work. You don't 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:57.159 smoke cigarettes, because if you did I sound like I 0:19:57.160 --> 0:19:59.000 do today there because I can't stop clearing my throat. 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:00.920 I want to apologize to a list knows how annoying 0:20:01.040 --> 0:20:03.359 is that, so I won't smoke a joint again on 0:20:03.400 --> 0:20:07.320 the way to do a pie. Yes, I am okay, 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:10.600 Well I may have forgotten it this morning, but you 0:20:10.640 --> 0:20:14.320 know check. Also, I am on tour. My tickets are 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.040 officially on sale. We've added a couple of extra shows, 0:20:17.080 --> 0:20:19.120 and we are adding a Canadian date that I can't 0:20:19.119 --> 0:20:21.800 announce yet because we're gonna announce it July thirteen. So 0:20:22.280 --> 0:20:25.480 for my Canadian brothers and sisters who are reaching out 0:20:25.520 --> 0:20:27.639 to me just now that I'm headed there, it's just 0:20:27.720 --> 0:20:30.520 we're gonna be announcing dates as we go. But you 0:20:30.560 --> 0:20:33.760 can buy tickets a ticket Master for my shows. I'll 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.639 be playing my next big show. I'm at the Santa 0:20:36.640 --> 0:20:39.920 Barbara Bowl August one, so you can come see me there. 0:20:40.000 --> 0:20:42.640 I'm warming up this new act, this new one hour 0:20:42.760 --> 0:20:45.160 stand up at a bunch of clubs. So there are 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:48.679 still tickets at one of the clubs in Appleton, Wisconsin 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:53.320 for the ten pm show, which is on September. So 0:20:53.440 --> 0:20:56.399 if you live in that area, there are about I 0:20:56.400 --> 0:20:58.320 don't know how many tickets there are left, but there 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.400 are some. And then I have all the other cities 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:05.199 that I have already released, and tickets are available, and 0:21:05.240 --> 0:21:08.000 I can't fucking wait. It's called vaccinated and a horny, 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:11.920 So make sure that you bring your vaccinations and your 0:21:11.920 --> 0:21:15.840 horny nous and then keep them to yourself, please. And 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:18.159 on that note, I am feeling so horny that we 0:21:18.200 --> 0:21:21.280 need to take a break so I can just climb. 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.199 I can't even pretend that I would do something like 0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:26.639 that in a podcast studio. We're going to take a break. 0:21:28.600 --> 0:21:31.840 Should we take some calls? Okay? Our first submission comes 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:35.119 from well, we don't know their name, but they're twenty 0:21:35.119 --> 0:21:37.280 four and they write, Dear Chelsea, I'm a twenty four 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:39.640 year old music student at Juilliard. Should I keep hooking 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:41.840 up with my friend who is in an open long 0:21:41.920 --> 0:21:44.840 distance relationship with a girl who is a sexual. There's 0:21:44.880 --> 0:21:47.359 a lot to unpack here. Okay, what do you think 0:21:47.720 --> 0:21:49.879 is he on the phone? No? This this was just 0:21:49.960 --> 0:21:55.040 a write and I imagine because it's nature. Read that again, 0:21:56.280 --> 0:21:58.879 Dear Chelsea, I'm a twenty four year old music student 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:01.760 at Juilliard. Should I keep hooking up with my friend 0:22:01.800 --> 0:22:04.800 who is in an open long distance relationship with a 0:22:04.840 --> 0:22:08.159 girl who is a sexual. I don't see why not. 0:22:08.880 --> 0:22:11.919 I mean, this seems like a home run opportunity unless 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:14.560 you're getting emotionally involved. But other than that, yeah, go 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:18.560 for it. Yeah, open relationship, that's the green. What pops 0:22:18.640 --> 0:22:25.440 up or pops down? Pops off? See what pops off? 0:22:25.480 --> 0:22:27.280 And thank you for writing in. We don't know your name, 0:22:27.359 --> 0:22:31.080 so we'll just call you Lucifer. I guess, so you 0:22:31.119 --> 0:22:33.199 have our seal of approval. Good luck on that. Let 0:22:33.280 --> 0:22:38.119 us know how it goes. That was mind blowing. I 0:22:38.119 --> 0:22:41.480 mean anything of a certain age, So like that age, 0:22:41.520 --> 0:22:46.320 I'm glad I'm not so drunk all the time. Well, 0:22:46.400 --> 0:22:49.840 can you imagine having to deal with everything that people 0:22:49.960 --> 0:22:52.639 that age are going through right now, like the political 0:22:52.640 --> 0:22:55.720 correctness of the genders and everything, Like we're all trying 0:22:55.760 --> 0:22:59.640 to keep up with it. But the younger generation gender fluid, 0:22:59.760 --> 0:23:02.399 a sexual, like, who the fun knows what's going on there? 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:05.000 I don't know they know because it's that they live it. 0:23:05.119 --> 0:23:06.880 We're the ones that have to keep up because it's 0:23:06.880 --> 0:23:08.439 not like what we grew up with. So we're the 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:10.360 ones who were like, I have to understand it. They 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:13.400 understand it, so it's not you know, I think it's 0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:15.920 easier for them. You know, this is also probably much 0:23:16.040 --> 0:23:18.240 more of a norm now for people that age so 0:23:18.320 --> 0:23:21.439 twenty four, like being in an open relationship and the 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:24.400 different types of sexualities. A sexual, I think that means 0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:27.440 that they're not sexually interested in anyone or anything. So 0:23:27.480 --> 0:23:29.440 I don't know even know why they're being a relationship 0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:31.399 with someone who's a sexual because it's like us, it's 0:23:31.400 --> 0:23:34.879 an emotional attachment. Yeah, well, but would you describe our 0:23:34.920 --> 0:23:38.280 relationship as a sexual, Well, not with how often I 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:40.960 try and see you naked? Well, yeah, you do walk 0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:42.400 in on me and I get a lot, but that's 0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:44.680 just because I don't have a door to my bathroom. 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:46.919 That's probably what I should be doing since I've been 0:23:46.960 --> 0:23:49.359 so bored. I should pick up one of those hobbies 0:23:49.440 --> 0:23:52.000 where I'm like, you know, I'm Pinterest making a little 0:23:52.080 --> 0:23:54.960 like furnitured boards of what I want my house to 0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:56.960 look like, something like that when you went up to 0:23:57.000 --> 0:24:00.240 Canada because you had quarantine for two weeks, and you 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:02.560 asked if you should start online shopping, And I don't 0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:06.040 think i've ever I've ever been more worried about it. 0:24:06.440 --> 0:24:08.000 What am I gonna do for the quarantine? I mean, 0:24:08.080 --> 0:24:10.280 I'll read, but there's only so many hours a day 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:12.360 you can read a book, you know. I can't read 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:14.600 for eight hours. I was like, what should I do? 0:24:14.640 --> 0:24:16.480 Should I take up online shopping? Do you think I'd 0:24:16.480 --> 0:24:19.679 like that? That's gonna be a hard No, I know, 0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:22.040 but I don't want to get involved with anything like that. 0:24:22.200 --> 0:24:24.040 Lucky for me, you get through one page and forget 0:24:24.040 --> 0:24:26.160 what you were doing exactly. I would be like, yeah, 0:24:26.240 --> 0:24:28.800 what am I doing on this side again? Okay? So 0:24:28.840 --> 0:24:33.480 our next submission comes from Julian from the UK, and 0:24:33.560 --> 0:24:36.639 Julian writes, Dear Chelsea, I've always loved your honesty, integrity, 0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:39.520 and how genuine you are. My question, what would your 0:24:39.520 --> 0:24:41.960 advice be to anyone who's feeling lost in life or 0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:44.679 unsure about themselves and their direction? This seems to be 0:24:44.680 --> 0:24:47.280 a common theme. Everyone's going through it. So let's see 0:24:47.320 --> 0:24:51.080 what's going on, Julian, Julian, are you there? Hi? Yes? 0:24:51.160 --> 0:24:54.600 How are you? Oh? Hi? Julian, Hi, Julian, Hi, How 0:24:54.640 --> 0:24:56.960 are you guys? We're good? How are you doing? How's 0:24:56.960 --> 0:25:00.760 how's how's COVID doing over in London. Oh yeah, it's 0:25:00.760 --> 0:25:05.800 going really well. Yeah, it's it's okay. I think we're 0:25:05.840 --> 0:25:12.560 on our way out hopefully sur surviving for sure. Yeah, 0:25:12.960 --> 0:25:15.760 how about you guys. Yeah, well it's going well in 0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:17.520 l A right now. But you know, every time you 0:25:17.520 --> 0:25:19.359 think you're out of the woods, there seems to be 0:25:19.359 --> 0:25:23.880 another go round of it. So who who knows? Who knows? 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:29.960 You're cute? Thank you? Likewise, thank you? Well, what's going on? 0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:34.199 What is going on? Lots of things? So um, I 0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.919 guess the basis of my question kind of stemmed from 0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:40.280 my personal experiences and circumstances over the last few years, 0:25:40.680 --> 0:25:44.760 which were kind of in relation to my career, relationships, friendships, 0:25:44.800 --> 0:25:47.280 mental health and so on. However, I guess on the 0:25:47.280 --> 0:25:48.760 flip side of that, I think there's a lot of 0:25:48.760 --> 0:25:50.399 people who are going through the same thing as me 0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:52.600 at the moment, So I thought it would be good 0:25:52.640 --> 0:25:55.240 to get your advice on on the situation and see 0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:57.919 if you could help me and so many other people 0:25:58.040 --> 0:26:01.159 to to kind of help get contract after such a 0:26:01.160 --> 0:26:05.000 difficult year and with everything that's been going on, Right, Brandon, 0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:06.600 would you like to take the lead on this, Well, 0:26:06.600 --> 0:26:08.680 I just wonder if there's a specific Like you listed 0:26:08.680 --> 0:26:11.160 off some categories in life, like is there a specific 0:26:11.240 --> 0:26:13.200 Is there a specific one that you feel like you're 0:26:13.240 --> 0:26:16.919 having the most trouble kind of confronting or getting like 0:26:16.920 --> 0:26:20.040 getting over that hurdle. Well, sadly, for me, it all 0:26:20.080 --> 0:26:22.119 happened at the same time. But if I was to 0:26:22.160 --> 0:26:24.880 pick one, I guess mental health is really important to me, 0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:26.960 and I know something I was struggled with for for 0:26:27.000 --> 0:26:29.800 a number of years. So in terms of feeling kind 0:26:29.800 --> 0:26:33.480 of lost and unsure, I guess I deal with depression. 0:26:33.600 --> 0:26:36.720 So for me, it's quite difficult when there are circumstances 0:26:36.720 --> 0:26:39.280 going on that you can't really control, you know, how 0:26:39.320 --> 0:26:42.000 do you kind of get through that? And what would 0:26:42.040 --> 0:26:44.560 your advice be to to kind of keep going and 0:26:44.880 --> 0:26:47.159 get yourself back to a good place. I mean, I 0:26:47.160 --> 0:26:48.879 would focus on what are the good things that are 0:26:48.920 --> 0:26:51.080 happening in your life, like what's going on with your job, 0:26:51.160 --> 0:26:58.879 your family? Do you have a boyfriend, girlfriend? Um, not pregnant, no, 0:26:59.480 --> 0:27:02.680 currently single. Happily, I'm quite blessed. I've got a great 0:27:02.680 --> 0:27:06.400 family and friends. But my circumstances previously, UM, I lost 0:27:06.440 --> 0:27:08.520 a lot of people quite close to me. And when 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:10.320 I say lost, I mean they're still with us, just 0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:12.879 not with me thankfully. And my career, you know, I 0:27:12.960 --> 0:27:15.560 changed my job, I had to really change my whole life, 0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:17.680 and then COVID happens. So it's just kind of been 0:27:17.680 --> 0:27:19.400 one thing after another and you feel like you can't 0:27:19.400 --> 0:27:21.800 catch break. Well. I just think, first of all, it's 0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:23.919 not like you're loaning this. Obviously, half the world is 0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:25.919 feeling this way. More than half the world. More than 0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:29.480 half the world feels like they've lost something right this 0:27:29.600 --> 0:27:32.640 last year has it's like you're on a constant treasure 0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:35.679 hunt for like the next glimpse of happiness or the 0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:38.399 next positive thing to happen, because every time it seems 0:27:38.400 --> 0:27:41.320 like we're it's on the horizon, like Chelsea said, something happens. 0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.520 But I think that in those moments, it's really important 0:27:44.560 --> 0:27:48.400 to have something, a hobby and outlet that when you're 0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:51.360 down or depressed or in that sort of emotional state 0:27:51.359 --> 0:27:53.000 where it's kind of hard to dig yourself out, you 0:27:53.040 --> 0:27:55.359 have to have something that you can implement, And also 0:27:55.400 --> 0:27:57.800 you don't want to be a victim of your circumstances. 0:27:57.960 --> 0:27:59.840 Then you're like letting the world run you and you're 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:03.119 not running anything, so like being even you like you 0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:05.760 know it's been so hard on you, of course, yeah, 0:28:05.880 --> 0:28:08.040 but like what are you gonna do with this opportunity now? 0:28:08.400 --> 0:28:10.520 You know, don't be a victim. We don't none of 0:28:10.560 --> 0:28:13.119 us want to be that, because that's just like graveling. 0:28:13.240 --> 0:28:15.080 You know, you have to go. God, Yeah, this was 0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:17.320 fucking tough. And if I survive this, I can survive 0:28:17.359 --> 0:28:20.040 so much more and kind of pick yourself up and 0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:22.600 start with all the good things you have going on 0:28:22.640 --> 0:28:25.240 in your life. Reminding yourself every morning when you get up, 0:28:25.280 --> 0:28:27.400 you know how lucky you are to be where you are, 0:28:27.880 --> 0:28:30.360 regardless of what happened in the past. What's happening right 0:28:30.400 --> 0:28:32.560 now is you having to be like in your life 0:28:32.600 --> 0:28:35.000 getting things kick started again, which is the way so 0:28:35.040 --> 0:28:38.160 many people feel. So you've got to get your juices flowing. 0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.120 And I think that Chelsea is obviously a big believer 0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:43.880 in meditation. And I try and do it consistently, and 0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:47.200 you know, I fail. I try, and I do it 0:28:47.240 --> 0:28:49.000 in the morning. Now. I used to do it midday 0:28:49.520 --> 0:28:51.400 and I got to meditate this morning actually, and I 0:28:51.480 --> 0:28:53.000 usually do it first thing when I get up, but 0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:55.680 lately my meditations have been so lame that I'm just like, 0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:58.320 but it really does set your day on a better path. 0:28:58.360 --> 0:29:00.280 So I kind of used it as a coping mechanism 0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:02.200 where if I was stressed, I would text her and say, hey, 0:29:02.200 --> 0:29:05.040 I'm taking tendons outside whatever as a coping mechanism for 0:29:05.120 --> 0:29:09.200 working for me, for associated with it, but trying to 0:29:09.240 --> 0:29:11.280 start your day off in the way that she mentioned, 0:29:11.280 --> 0:29:13.800 either kind of giving yourself the affirmations of the positive 0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:15.760 things or the little goals that you're going to have, 0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:17.920 Because when you feel those little successes, I think everything 0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:22.040 else feels a little less detrimental. Yeah, and every day 0:29:22.040 --> 0:29:24.160 should be like an adventure, you know, when you're getting 0:29:24.240 --> 0:29:25.720 up in the morning, it's not it's not like you 0:29:25.760 --> 0:29:27.880 have to write affirmations or yeah, you could write down 0:29:27.880 --> 0:29:29.840 in a thing like you know, three things you're grateful 0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:31.840 for that way you're getting out of bed with like 0:29:31.960 --> 0:29:36.000 some juices going, like some positive vibes. I think that 0:29:36.040 --> 0:29:39.800 everyone's problem is just to have more positive vibes, right, 0:29:39.880 --> 0:29:42.040 Like everyone can work harder to take the negative and 0:29:42.080 --> 0:29:43.760 turn it around and make it positive. Well, it's so 0:29:43.840 --> 0:29:45.400 much work to be negative all the time, you know, 0:29:45.480 --> 0:29:49.480 it'sou draining, I know, Julie. I will say the way 0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:51.920 that you kind of recounted the people not being in 0:29:51.920 --> 0:29:53.920 your life is a positive thing, Like you obviously have 0:29:54.040 --> 0:29:59.200 a positive disposition, like your recounting, Well, I haven't. Yeah, 0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:00.520 that's the word I don't is And I like the 0:30:00.520 --> 0:30:02.600 way you used it. I was sexually attracted to just 0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:07.280 then we have that dynamic. So I think just implementing 0:30:07.280 --> 0:30:09.920 more of that that you you know, the people who 0:30:09.960 --> 0:30:14.160 were baggage and not contributing anything, they're no longer there, 0:30:14.480 --> 0:30:16.560 and you know, that's a positive thing. There's always a 0:30:16.560 --> 0:30:20.000 way to spin the circumstance in a positive direction. And 0:30:20.000 --> 0:30:21.960 the more you do that, it's going to feel like 0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:26.120 less work. Yeah, definitely, well said Brandon. Yeah, I would 0:30:26.120 --> 0:30:28.520 agree with that. You seem really cool, Like, yeah, I 0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.600 think you're gonna be just fine. Thank you. I hope. 0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:34.600 I wish I could prescribe medication overseas. I would prescribe 0:30:34.600 --> 0:30:36.640 you something fun, but I can. I only work here 0:30:36.640 --> 0:30:40.880 in the United States. I'm sure I can find something here. Okay, good? Yeah, 0:30:41.160 --> 0:30:43.120 do you smoke cod and do you drink? Like? Do 0:30:43.200 --> 0:30:46.600 you have fun? Well? That's good, I mean you have 0:30:46.680 --> 0:30:49.719 to at this point. But I know right like, this 0:30:49.760 --> 0:30:52.200 isn't the time to be sober or even experiment with 0:30:52.280 --> 0:30:55.520 sobriety exactly. No, I don't have time for that. So 0:30:55.960 --> 0:30:58.240 the first two weeks of the pandemic, like when we 0:30:58.240 --> 0:31:00.840 were quarantining for our first two weeks, which we thought 0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:03.000 would be our only two weeks, I treated it like 0:31:03.000 --> 0:31:05.520 it was spring break. Like I did mushrooms every day. 0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.280 I was like, Okay, what drugs do I have today? 0:31:07.480 --> 0:31:09.680 She was like an amust child on rum spring up. 0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:12.040 I mean, she was like anything that she could get 0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:13.800 up to she was. She's like, I only have this 0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:17.360 two weeks. Yeah, nothing, I can't leave my house. It 0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:20.080 doesn't matter what happens. Like, I'm just gonna I had 0:31:20.080 --> 0:31:23.080 like a hundred milligram THHC capsules that I was taking. 0:31:23.120 --> 0:31:25.200 I tried those out. I was like, let's see what happens. 0:31:25.600 --> 0:31:27.800 And then when I realized it was going to go 0:31:27.840 --> 0:31:29.960 on for more than two weeks, I was like, oh, 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:33.160 ship like and then zooms became, you know, the like 0:31:33.200 --> 0:31:34.600 the big thing. I was like, Oh, I'm gonna have 0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:36.400 to get my ship together. That was the word. I 0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:38.640 definitely killed off some brain cells during those two weeks. 0:31:38.640 --> 0:31:40.720 For sure, those two weeks were the best for both 0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:42.280 of us because no one knew how to work, and 0:31:42.280 --> 0:31:45.520 I was just dropping off egg mcmuffins McDonald's eg mcmuffins. 0:31:45.600 --> 0:31:47.440 He put in my freezer and freezer pack them for 0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:50.680 me because that's my favorite thing to have. I'm like, 0:31:50.720 --> 0:31:53.000 if the apocalypse is coming and everything shutting down, I 0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:54.920 need her to go out on a high note, literally 0:31:55.000 --> 0:32:00.000 high with McMuffin. Yeah. Anyway, stay away from egg mcmuffins because, 0:32:00.000 --> 0:32:03.000 as you'll know, I'm sure they cause damage and you 0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:04.960 don't need that in your life right now. No other 0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:09.560 unsolicited life advice. Take care of Julian. Thank you so much, 0:32:09.600 --> 0:32:12.720 guys appreciate it. He was one of my favorite callers. 0:32:12.760 --> 0:32:15.320 He was so likable. It's some of these people that 0:32:15.400 --> 0:32:18.880 are really likable that just needed to kind of recalibrate 0:32:18.920 --> 0:32:21.840 their thinking. Yeah. I think a lot of people also 0:32:22.160 --> 0:32:25.640 don't laugh a lot. I think that's a thing because, like, 0:32:25.640 --> 0:32:27.960 when I've gone through periods without laughing, I notice it. 0:32:28.000 --> 0:32:29.560 I'm like, why aren't I laughing? Like when I'm not 0:32:29.640 --> 0:32:32.320 making you know, I'm like being too serious or I'm like, 0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:36.320 you know whatever. People in their heads, taking things too seriously, 0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:38.760 taking things too serious, and nothing's that serious like my 0:32:38.920 --> 0:32:40.560 And this is actually a piece of advice that I 0:32:40.600 --> 0:32:43.520 gave you. Way to toot your own horn. Well, one 0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:45.120 of the first times I ever did it, I remember 0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:48.040 being so uncomfortable trying to like, you know, open up personally. 0:32:48.040 --> 0:32:49.680 And you were really upset about something. I can't remember 0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:53.400 what it was, and basically it probably was. And my 0:32:53.520 --> 0:32:56.280 aunt always would ask me, is it really worth being 0:32:56.280 --> 0:32:57.640 mad over? If I called her with an issue or 0:32:57.640 --> 0:32:59.680 if I was upset about something? And the answer is 0:32:59.680 --> 0:33:02.440 almost always know, like when you're really face to answer that. 0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:03.680 And so I did that to you one day. You 0:33:03.680 --> 0:33:05.280 were upset about something, but you have to put it 0:33:05.280 --> 0:33:07.360 in perspective is it really worth being mad over? And 0:33:07.400 --> 0:33:10.360 you totally changed your outlook like, actually, no it's not. 0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:12.320 So let's just like correct it and move on. Yeah, 0:33:12.360 --> 0:33:14.160 it's so lame to be in a bad mood. Also, 0:33:14.240 --> 0:33:16.520 you know, it's like just so not hot. It doesn't 0:33:16.520 --> 0:33:20.440 do anything for anyone. Well, no, no, it doesn't. It's 0:33:20.480 --> 0:33:23.200 not like anyone get Yeah, well, let's see how this 0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:26.240 next color is. Her name is Lacy. She's from California. 0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:29.080 She is a child sleep therapist, or maybe she can 0:33:29.080 --> 0:33:33.480 help you. Spee hard and Adula. We need to put 0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:35.680 two birds with one stone. I can have a baby 0:33:35.720 --> 0:33:38.280 and sleep through the night. If you could sleep through 0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:42.160 having the baby. Oh well, I would rather sleep after 0:33:42.200 --> 0:33:44.160 the baby is born. I would rather sleep through that. Well, 0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:45.880 my bell will be taking over at that point, so 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:49.240 will though I really be taking over at that point. 0:33:49.800 --> 0:33:52.160 She writes, Dear Chelsea, I would like your advice. My 0:33:52.240 --> 0:33:54.680 girlfriend and I plan to spend our future together and 0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:57.280 that means we would like to get married. However, with 0:33:57.320 --> 0:34:00.800 both of us being lesbians, feminine lesbians, we don't really 0:34:00.800 --> 0:34:03.239 know how to propose. I personally would like to be 0:34:03.240 --> 0:34:05.840 proposed to. However, she also wants to be proposed to. 0:34:06.360 --> 0:34:08.800 How would you suggest we go about this? Any ideas? 0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:11.920 This is a quick fix. She's on the phone. Okay, 0:34:12.760 --> 0:34:17.799 let's see what's going on. Hi, Lacy Chelsea. You're a 0:34:17.800 --> 0:34:23.040 feminine lesbian. I could see thank you? Yes, Okay. How 0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:27.919 long have you guys been together? We met seven months 0:34:27.920 --> 0:34:30.960 ago in the height of the pandemic. Well that was good. 0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:33.200 I'm glad you guys were being safe during the pandemic. 0:34:33.280 --> 0:34:38.839 Hooking up exactly. And how's it been going. I mean 0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:42.439 seven months, that's like, okay, so you know you both 0:34:42.760 --> 0:34:46.279 know and committed. Yes, yes, when you know, you know. 0:34:46.840 --> 0:34:49.440 But I mean to put it simple, we met at 0:34:49.440 --> 0:34:53.800 the beach in Santa Monica, and the rest is history. 0:34:53.880 --> 0:34:56.040 So there's a lot going on with the circumstances of 0:34:56.040 --> 0:34:59.040 your meeting being at a beach during the pandemic. But 0:34:59.440 --> 0:35:02.439 I'll support that's good. They were outside, that's safe. That's 0:35:02.440 --> 0:35:03.919 one thing. We need to take you to the beach 0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:06.440 to try and find you somebody. Yeah, six ft apart, Yeah, 0:35:06.480 --> 0:35:08.800 six ft apart. They were just, you know, finger blasting 0:35:08.840 --> 0:35:13.480 each other six ft apart exactly. Yeah, Chelsea. I think 0:35:13.600 --> 0:35:15.560 what you guys are like, you know, a modern couple. 0:35:15.640 --> 0:35:16.920 I think you should just if you want to be 0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:18.640 proposed to and she wants to be proposed to, I 0:35:18.640 --> 0:35:20.520 think you should have a conversation and say, listen, I'm 0:35:20.520 --> 0:35:22.080 going to propose to you, and I want you to 0:35:22.080 --> 0:35:24.640 propose to me, and let's plan on doing that together. 0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:27.640 I mean, because otherwise one person is going to do 0:35:27.680 --> 0:35:28.880 it and then the other person is going to be 0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:32.759 let down right well correct, But that's the conversation we've 0:35:32.760 --> 0:35:36.719 already had. Oh yeah it oh it is mean. Yes, 0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:40.360 So we need a good idea, Chelsea, like an idea 0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:43.360 for the double proposal. But are you going to be 0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:45.640 proposing at the same time or rule one of you 0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:48.160 propose at a certain time and the other person. See, 0:35:48.200 --> 0:35:50.800 that's what I would do. That's my question, you guys, 0:35:50.880 --> 0:35:54.319 that's a logistical that's a logistical question. And sweetheart knows that. 0:35:54.320 --> 0:35:57.560 Sweetheart it does not know anything about logistics. This is 0:35:57.600 --> 0:36:01.000 also that's your department. This is a calm and problem 0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.319 with gay couples. And this is something you can ask, 0:36:03.320 --> 0:36:05.239 like who pays for dinner when you're both men? Are 0:36:05.280 --> 0:36:07.400 both women? And the same thing for proposing? How do 0:36:07.440 --> 0:36:09.560 you know who proposes to one another? Sometimes there's a 0:36:09.560 --> 0:36:11.880 more dominant person in the relationship. Are you the more 0:36:11.920 --> 0:36:15.279 dominant one? Well, that is a good question. I think 0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:18.040 it's pretty equal. That's why I'm having a hard time 0:36:18.080 --> 0:36:21.080 with this. So what so what about you just going 0:36:21.160 --> 0:36:23.359 for it and proposing like on your own and then 0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:25.880 I could do that and then letting her just figure 0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:29.319 out her own thing. So I do it first? Yeah, 0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:31.439 like you want to do it? Like, yeah, that's kind 0:36:31.440 --> 0:36:36.160 of it's kind of hot to do it first anyway, right, Yeah, yeah, 0:36:36.200 --> 0:36:38.600 it could be except for the possible repercussions of that 0:36:38.680 --> 0:36:42.080 of the girlfriend being pissed. So what you don't understand 0:36:42.120 --> 0:36:44.920 Did you agree? Did you agree with you agree that 0:36:44.960 --> 0:36:46.600 you won't both wanted to be proposed to, but you 0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:48.359 didn't agree that it had to happen on this at 0:36:48.360 --> 0:36:52.160 the same time. Did they okay? Because I'm like, miracle ear, 0:36:52.239 --> 0:36:53.920 we should do an ad for miracle ear because I 0:36:53.960 --> 0:36:56.640 was like, did I fucking miss something? Oh yeah, no, 0:36:56.800 --> 0:36:58.600 I think you should. Then you should just go for it. 0:36:58.680 --> 0:37:01.000 Just proposed to her and do it and like be 0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:03.000 like I wanted to do it my way and I 0:37:03.040 --> 0:37:04.799 want you to do it your way, and that way 0:37:04.800 --> 0:37:06.759 it gives her the room to, you know, still do 0:37:06.840 --> 0:37:10.520 it right. It's exciting. Congratulations. I'm so happy that you've 0:37:10.560 --> 0:37:13.520 found somebody that you love this much like I would 0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:15.880 love to find somebody that I was that excited about. 0:37:17.840 --> 0:37:19.920 Maybe you will keep telling you to become a late 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:26.800 in life lesbian. Everyone Everyone is becoming lesbians. Everyone something, Well, no, 0:37:26.960 --> 0:37:29.200 they are because they're sucking over men. They're like, oh 0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:32.439 this is you. Guys are so disappointing over and over 0:37:32.480 --> 0:37:35.480 and over again, that we're just gonna start going down 0:37:35.480 --> 0:37:38.040 on women. That's what a lot of women are doing. 0:37:38.160 --> 0:37:40.799 And I might you're right, who knows, you know what, 0:37:40.960 --> 0:37:45.040 I probably will end up being a lesbian Okay, I know. 0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:47.239 I just I'm like, I like men. I'm attracted to 0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:49.680 men in a big way. I'm losing my attraction to 0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:54.080 that slowly over time, but I keep thinking that there's 0:37:54.120 --> 0:37:55.880 gonna be some guy out there that I'm just going 0:37:55.920 --> 0:38:01.719 to be really into, possibly or up, and we'll take 0:38:01.719 --> 0:38:04.960 you to the beach and we'll find you your lesbian lover. Okay. 0:38:05.080 --> 0:38:07.319 My last piece of advice on this, maybe you set 0:38:07.360 --> 0:38:11.560 a time line or a time frame that you if 0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:13.799 you do it first, then she has, you know, three 0:38:13.880 --> 0:38:15.480 months to plan her thing and do it that way, 0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:17.480 so that way you don't feel like you both don't 0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:19.239 know when it's happening. Or maybe you set a certain 0:38:19.239 --> 0:38:21.640 amount of time that you both agree on of when 0:38:21.680 --> 0:38:24.440 the first person is allowed to or pull a fucking straw, 0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:27.120 so you know, like then it's fair who who gets 0:38:27.120 --> 0:38:30.640 to propose first. But I definitely think I definitely think 0:38:30.680 --> 0:38:32.680 you each setting up your own proposal so you can 0:38:32.719 --> 0:38:34.960 do it your way, based on what you know the 0:38:34.960 --> 0:38:37.600 other person would appreciate is going to be the best 0:38:37.640 --> 0:38:41.880 experience for you both. So you're saying, whoever does it first. 0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:45.360 I'm saying that there's I think she should just propose, like, 0:38:45.520 --> 0:38:48.879 just go for it and fucking do it already. Okay, yeah, 0:38:49.040 --> 0:38:52.400 be bold. I think that's my advice. Let us know 0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:56.319 how it turns out. Who who ends up proposing? Yeah, sweetheart, Okay, yeah, 0:38:56.320 --> 0:38:58.360 I'm going to talk to my sweetheart now because I'm 0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:00.680 you know, that was a confused We have to work 0:39:00.680 --> 0:39:03.319 in concert. Well, we have different perspectives on this because 0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:04.920 as a gay man, this is a struggle that we 0:39:04.960 --> 0:39:07.120 all face. Okay, you're never going to face that. You 0:39:07.160 --> 0:39:08.719 don't need to hear this part of the conversation. We're 0:39:08.719 --> 0:39:12.520 going to say goodbye, Lacey, thank you, have a great day. 0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:17.720 Bye bye, sweetheart. Stop exposing everybody to our dysfunctional sweetheart. 0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:19.839 I look like Nick Nalty. I think your face looks great, 0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:22.279 looks very You look very glowy today, do I? Yeah? 0:39:23.000 --> 0:39:25.160 Did you use that empathy product? Yeah? Yeah, I use 0:39:25.200 --> 0:39:27.200 that new hempathy product, and I was testing it out 0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:28.799 to see if I like it on so far, I do. 0:39:28.920 --> 0:39:31.760 I hope more people right in with cosmetic related questions 0:39:31.760 --> 0:39:34.239 because that's my favorite topic. I know you love to 0:39:34.360 --> 0:39:37.080 do you love to take care of your skin anything, 0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:41.279 facials and any sort of Yeah, a roma therapy or 0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.120 you into a roma therapy. No, not so much into that, 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:46.000 but my candle therapy. Aroma therapy just like smells, but 0:39:46.040 --> 0:39:49.480 it always smells like ship. My favorite is when you 0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:51.520 think that I've had botox and I have it. Yeah, 0:39:51.560 --> 0:39:53.200 your forehead looks like you've had a lot of botox, 0:39:53.239 --> 0:39:56.440 and now, oh that's weird mobility. So you have a 0:39:56.440 --> 0:39:59.000 little bit one of those like what are those cavemen 0:39:59.280 --> 0:40:05.160 from the early times? What are they called? Chocolate? Chocolate chocolate? No, 0:40:05.239 --> 0:40:09.240 I'm not thinking of that, but yeah, pro magnum chromagnum. Yeah, 0:40:09.360 --> 0:40:11.439 you look a little bit chro magnum. Then with your 0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:15.399 it's where like it's a little cave man asked, It's 0:40:15.440 --> 0:40:17.600 like where there you were, it's very full right here 0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:21.000 in the brow. Yeah yeah. And then with your middle part, 0:40:21.120 --> 0:40:22.839 like you look like you could be, you know, half 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:26.200 a palf man I'm missing, like you could you could 0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:28.360 have come from that line of you know, well we 0:40:28.400 --> 0:40:31.280 all did, so I imagine there's gonna be not very smooth, 0:40:31.440 --> 0:40:34.480 but well, but anyway, it's good to know that cave men, 0:40:34.480 --> 0:40:37.239 we're getting botox. Also, it started somewhere this would be 0:40:37.239 --> 0:40:40.359 a perfect time to insert our botox commercial. We're just 0:40:40.719 --> 0:40:42.960 dishing out this advice today and I feel like we're 0:40:42.960 --> 0:40:45.640 getting through them very quickly. I love our callers are 0:40:45.719 --> 0:40:48.440 so none of them are annoying, you know. I mean, 0:40:48.480 --> 0:40:52.879 obviously somebody will be, but that's everyone's so cool one 0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.719 for sure. Oh yeah, yeah, I know, for sure. I'm 0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:58.680 I'm waiting. Well. Our next mission was actually a voice 0:40:58.719 --> 0:41:01.680 memo submitted by Tina, and so if you would like 0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:03.480 to send a voicemamil, you can do that as well. 0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:06.320 You can send it to Dear Chelsea project at gmail 0:41:06.360 --> 0:41:08.520 dot com if you don't have the time to call 0:41:08.560 --> 0:41:10.480 in and send us a voice momo. I love a 0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:13.239 voice mamo. Let's listen to what she has to say. 0:41:13.520 --> 0:41:17.080 Dear Chelsea, I need your advice and whether to remove 0:41:17.120 --> 0:41:21.680 my tattoos completely off my body since they suck, or 0:41:21.719 --> 0:41:25.000 repair the current ones to look cooler instead of the 0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.640 piece of ship I have. Yes, I shouldn't have done 0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:29.760 it to begin with, but the damage has been done 0:41:30.280 --> 0:41:35.680 and removing them is very painful, with numerous appointments and money. 0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:38.239 But I'll do it if you pay and film the 0:41:38.280 --> 0:41:43.560 horror promise. You're lesbian tattoo friend Tina. Why if I 0:41:43.600 --> 0:41:45.480 have to pay for her to get her tattoos removed 0:41:45.520 --> 0:41:50.239 and then film it repaired. I love that you gave 0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:54.440 me two options, removed or repaired. I personally just I'm 0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.960 not a fan of tattoos. No, I'm a Jew, so 0:41:57.120 --> 0:41:59.759 it's like, it's not that I follow anything else, like 0:41:59.800 --> 0:42:03.160 at anything about religion about my own other than trying 0:42:03.200 --> 0:42:05.160 to be a good person. You can't be buried in 0:42:05.200 --> 0:42:07.880 a Jewish cemetery if you have tattoos. I am not 0:42:07.920 --> 0:42:10.480 going to be wanting to be buried anyway. Sweet. Actually, 0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:13.279 that's that's conversation we need to have. Yeah, I want 0:42:13.320 --> 0:42:15.120 to be cremated, and you can just throw me in 0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:17.200 the garbage. I do not want to be cremated on 0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:21.160 the record. Do not cremate me. You mean for the record, 0:42:20.560 --> 0:42:23.560 for the record and on the record, Okay, do not 0:42:23.760 --> 0:42:25.719 under any circumstance. I want to be buried because I 0:42:25.719 --> 0:42:27.560 want to be brought back. I want there to be 0:42:27.600 --> 0:42:31.120 some DNA left. You're being ridiculous. I looked up being 0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:35.440 cry genically frozen. There's a company in Arizona. Okay. So 0:42:35.640 --> 0:42:39.160 how much does it cost? I don't know, but you 0:42:39.160 --> 0:42:41.640 have to have somebody handled the account. That's like forty 0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:43.840 years young. I think it's a hundred and fifty thousand. 0:42:44.400 --> 0:42:46.080 But there are two different options. You can just have 0:42:46.160 --> 0:42:49.520 your head crygenically frozen, in which case they would like 0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:51.919 implant your brain into another body and then come back. 0:42:51.960 --> 0:42:56.239 Possibly you come back a hundred years later. Yes, I 0:42:56.280 --> 0:42:58.880 don't know about that. That would be really scary. I 0:42:58.920 --> 0:43:01.520 got a tattoo while you were way and I posted 0:43:01.560 --> 0:43:04.080 about it while I was in my tattoo session, and 0:43:04.120 --> 0:43:08.640 you deemed me immediately about the tattoo. Were you disappointed 0:43:08.880 --> 0:43:11.520 that I had gotten a time? I just was surprised. Well, 0:43:11.760 --> 0:43:14.680 this is something else to know. More life advice is 0:43:14.840 --> 0:43:18.040 sometimes your body refuses the ink, which mine has done. Well, 0:43:18.080 --> 0:43:20.840 there you go, so it has now faded into Basically, 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:23.960 maybe maybe I got had the ink disappear with my 0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:26.440 power of thought. You probably did out your tattoo. You 0:43:26.480 --> 0:43:31.200 wanted my body to let go of the ink, letting go, 0:43:31.920 --> 0:43:34.839 letting go. That's a book everyone should read. You've given 0:43:34.880 --> 0:43:36.719 it away to multiple people. Oh yeah, that's a great 0:43:36.719 --> 0:43:38.839 book by David Hawkins. I read it like three times 0:43:38.880 --> 0:43:41.080 when I was in Whistler. It's really good. So did 0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:44.759 we she on her own? I mean, what are you thinking? Uh, Tina, Yeah, 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:46.759 it's not a decision for us to make. I'm not 0:43:46.760 --> 0:43:49.520 going to pay for your tattoo removal. I can't start 0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:52.400 paying for things when people ask and right in because 0:43:52.440 --> 0:43:54.759 then that's what the show would be and I'd have 0:43:54.800 --> 0:43:58.960 to do much more than a podcast to sustain it. 0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:01.680 But it's a decision you're going to need to make, Sister, 0:44:01.880 --> 0:44:04.880 on your own, without our help. You got yourself into 0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:09.839 this mess, Now touch yourself out of it. Goodbye, Tina. Okay, 0:44:09.920 --> 0:44:13.759 it sounds like it's time for a breaky breaky, breaky breaky. 0:44:13.840 --> 0:44:18.680 We'll be right back. Okay, Well, there was definitely abroad. 0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:22.960 It seems like we didn't do very much heavy lifting today, sweetheart. 0:44:23.040 --> 0:44:25.680 Let's be honest. No, but those will come. Do you 0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:29.600 think if you weren't a comedian that you would want 0:44:29.640 --> 0:44:33.080 to do something with counseling or like, no, if I 0:44:33.120 --> 0:44:34.840 weren't a comedian, what I would want to do is 0:44:34.880 --> 0:44:38.960 get paid to watch television and sit on my maybe psychology, 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.600 I don't know, and it would have to involve travel 0:44:40.680 --> 0:44:46.640 and sociology. Maybe sociology, anthropology. It's never too late to 0:44:46.680 --> 0:44:51.520 become an anthropologist, Brendan, There's always an option. Would you 0:44:51.560 --> 0:44:55.399 ever go to college? Did you ever actually enroll if 0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:58.040 we were filming it for like, you know, a documentary 0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:00.560 series or something. Yeah, we've talked about toing that before. 0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:02.800 We just haven't gotten around to it. Because but I 0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:05.200 would Yeah, I'm interested in learning, and I'm also would 0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:07.240 be interested in getting swept up in the social aspects 0:45:07.239 --> 0:45:11.640 of college, just because I would just I would totally go, like, 0:45:11.800 --> 0:45:14.200 you know, join a sorority, become the president and tell 0:45:14.280 --> 0:45:16.680 all these girls like how to fucking you know, keep 0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:19.560 everyone in line and like be bosses. I would love 0:45:19.800 --> 0:45:21.799 So I would love to have that influence over a 0:45:21.800 --> 0:45:23.879 bunch of eighteen year old girls, Are you kidding me? 0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:26.759 Like they would be fucking cunts by the time I 0:45:26.800 --> 0:45:31.080 got done with them, they'd be ready to attack. So yeah, 0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:33.440 I could see myself doing that. I don't remember what 0:45:33.480 --> 0:45:35.200 happened with that. We were talking about it, but then 0:45:35.200 --> 0:45:37.640 we never really got into it, so we'll we'll revisit. 0:45:37.680 --> 0:45:40.120 Put that on your notes section. I will bring up 0:45:40.239 --> 0:45:43.400 I will, I will, I will thank you. Yeah, lightload today, lightlift, 0:45:43.480 --> 0:45:45.719 but we'll see what happens next week. Do you feel 0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:49.880 like that you have the qualifications to continue advising people 0:45:49.920 --> 0:45:52.560 at this level? I mean, I don't know that I'm qualified. 0:45:52.600 --> 0:45:55.120 I'm going to keep doing it right, and that's the 0:45:55.160 --> 0:45:59.759 important thing. I'm no quitter, right, and quitters never win. 0:46:00.600 --> 0:46:05.320 Good Night. If you want any assistance with your partner, 0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:09.120 your best friend, really, anything, you can write into Dear 0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:12.960 Chelsea Project at gmail dot com. 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