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Speaker 2: Forever, and we're back. Hello howdy kids, Yes, uh, Sidney

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Speaker 2: look great us well my shallow friend, thank you. Shall

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Speaker 2: l Loo and I watched I Watch A Star Is

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Speaker 2: Born last week and no one told me that movie

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Speaker 2: was so freaking sad. It's depressingly sad. I was like,

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Speaker 2: why did you go see that movie? I didn't see it.

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Speaker 2: I mean I didn't go see it. Oh show my laptop.

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Speaker 2: Oh bitch legal but DVD quality okay, only the best

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Speaker 2: for my pirated films. I was like, you don't want

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Speaker 2: to support Lady Got Gay? No, I do, Radley Cooper.

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Speaker 2: And then I saw Dave Chappelle in the movie, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, I need his money too, like they

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Speaker 2: don't need my. I don't know how much is a

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Speaker 2: movie now? Eighteen dollars?

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Speaker 3: Wait?

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Speaker 2: Why was Dave Chappelle in that sad movie? I don't

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Speaker 2: know him and Bradley Cooper were friends. I was like, oh, okay,

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Speaker 2: Dave Chappelle. They had his big ass in a tiny

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Speaker 2: wife beater I was like this, saying the look. But

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Speaker 2: the movie was really depressing.

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't you hear those ballads? It sounds sad.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like I.

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Speaker 2: Thought it was just like a romantic musical situation. Romantic

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Speaker 2: musicals are usually savage.

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Speaker 1: Somebody getting knocked up, somebody died, somebody's an alcoholic.

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Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? What's another romantic musical? Friend,

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Speaker 2: isn't it Mama Mia? I've never seen that, and that

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Speaker 2: movie feels happy to me. It's sad, that's not that's

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Speaker 2: not a romantic musical. It's happy. But she's a hoe

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Speaker 2: and she's pregnant. She don't know who the father is.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a great family film to me. I've

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Speaker 2: never seen it, but it was so happy that. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's like the whole anthem. Anyway, Sidney, what were you

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Speaker 2: an expert in this week? My friend? What was I

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Speaker 2: an expert in this week? I went to LA that

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Speaker 2: was cool. I've been killing it as shows, man killing it.

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Speaker 2: I've been killing it as shows.

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Speaker 3: Like.

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Speaker 1: I got so many emails from like people that I

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Speaker 1: was like what, I'm like, yo, I'm so glad that

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Speaker 1: they were there when I killed it. Because the week

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Speaker 1: before that, I was like, oh, am I bombing again?

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Speaker 2: Did you do shows in La? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't do any shows in La but I did

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Speaker 1: shows like a lot in December, and so I've gotten

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Speaker 1: hit up for shows from December, like, hey, we got

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Speaker 1: casting this, somebody hit me up about French Festival, Like

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Speaker 1: just I don't know. I'm so happy that I'm becoming

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Speaker 1: a better stand up. I'm an expert in comedy like that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Stave Chappelle. Yeah, but our guests saw me on

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Speaker 2: the show last week bombing, and then it was like,

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Speaker 2: that's how you keep yourself humble. Yeah, it does, because

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Speaker 2: I was like, yo, am I about to get a

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Speaker 2: Netflix special and then you got on stage and just

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Speaker 2: God always provided.

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Speaker 1: You know, when dogs like look to the side and

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Speaker 2: in a cab and write you know when you bomb

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Speaker 2: and you're already getting the uber from the stage. That

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Speaker 2: was like that was like a show last week too.

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Speaker 2: I'm seeing the benefits from doing well. I thought you

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Speaker 2: were gonna say, and I'm seeing someone now. I was

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Speaker 2: about to say, shows are getting you some of vagina

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Speaker 2: some boose ha. Listen. I actually would never want any

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Speaker 2: vagina from comedy. No, thank you. It just seems like

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Speaker 2: some dick from comedy. I don't want comedy dick, but

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Speaker 2: I'll take some dick from comedy. I've never received any.

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Speaker 2: But you know, the door is open, it's a jar.

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Speaker 2: You're just hanging out a comedy show, so let me know. No,

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Speaker 2: you don't have a job, and you're you're poor. No no, no,

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Speaker 2: no, no no no. It's a it's a paid it's a

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Speaker 2: paid event. You come to the venue, you maybe have

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Speaker 2: on a sport coach. You're like, oh, I'm a fan

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Speaker 2: then you come over and tell me that I was

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Speaker 2: dick later, Like I don't think that that, like not

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Speaker 2: a basement. So you want a fundraiser. You were some fundraiser.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying fundraisers since you've never done a show

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Speaker 2: at the Bell House or I don't know, let's say

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Speaker 2: like a paid place and some do well for me

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Speaker 2: a dude, but like a fan of just you is there.

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Speaker 2: We watched that show you on Netflix and you're still

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Speaker 1: If you come to a show, you're obviously a fan

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Speaker 1: in your stress and your press, and I don't I

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Speaker 1: don't want that. I want somebody who just knows that

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Speaker 1: I'm wonderful and they don't need to know the background.

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Speaker 2: MM. That's interesting because I feel like the person that

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Speaker 2: you were dating I used to come to all of

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Speaker 2: your shows and I'm where they they was, I mean

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Speaker 2: that to me is worse because she saw you at

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Speaker 2: the bottom and she was like, oh yeah, I could

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Speaker 2: make this work. Speaking of making this work, bitch, what

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Speaker 2: For some for whatever reason, Uber just keeps giving me

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Speaker 2: like forty or fifty percent off rides for the week.

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Speaker 2: Bull literally for like the last two months. So I

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Speaker 2: literally have just been living my best life in uber pools,

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Speaker 2: Like taking like three dollar ubers two dollars is gorge fabulous,

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Speaker 2: That's fabulous. I've seen it.

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Speaker 1: She's not even lying because half the time I'm like,

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Speaker 1: there's no fucking way. And then I'll see and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Here Uber uber a la mode every day and they're

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Speaker 2: the last two feet to greet me, like, and they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: this is real feedback. You just be like five stars.

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Speaker 1: be writing just to fucking write. It's like, but you

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Speaker 2: I'm five stars to keep it moving. I don't have

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Speaker 2: you four stars, three stars, whatever amount of stars, and

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Speaker 1: I gave five stars and I wrote in the comments like,

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Speaker 2: He had a.

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Speaker 1: Disco ball, yo, the craziest snacks. I feel like he

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Speaker 2: Yo. The music was bumping. I hope you did not

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Speaker 2: take it. Had it had legit g's on. It was

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Speaker 1: The music was popping, a disco ball, he had light streaming.

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Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, la the party, the party, Oobs

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Speaker 2: No party lift. Speaking of Jue Field Turkey sandwiches, our

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Speaker 2: talk about all things housewives and reality TV. He is

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Speaker 2: for the very funny, the adorable Pat Reagid.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so hard not talking.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because that's why I wanted to introduce you. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it's only been I.

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Speaker 3: Know, whenever we talk on top of our podcast, I'm

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Speaker 3: always like, guests don't you fucking talk our time. And

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Speaker 2: Why did you what did you hear that you wanted to?

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Speaker 3: First of all, the comedy deck, comedy badge, whatever, it's

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Speaker 3: I see both sides. I see both sides in the

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Speaker 3: story because it is so tempting when you have like

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Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, but just like fun fact, Pat Reagan

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Speaker 1: is one of the hosts of Seek Treatment and they

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Speaker 1: have fanatics who are also attractive, and they be waiting

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Speaker 2: The dough and they be in your dms. They'd be

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Speaker 2: in friends of friend dem you oh my god, you

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Speaker 2: tell him that. But that's that's different. They listen to you,

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Speaker 2: they're fans of you. They show up at your.

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Speaker 3: Ship and that. But and that's smoking mirrors and it's

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Speaker 3: like lots of times they are hot, but it's like

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Speaker 3: of it, like being an orgasm, like you never like

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Speaker 3: they always just kind of want to know you or

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Speaker 3: like they don know your friends and.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast, somebody Sidney's not lying, somebody split

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Speaker 2: in my DMS or came to a show that I

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Speaker 2: was on. It was like, oh my god, you know

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Speaker 2: Pat I slid in his DMS and he never responded.

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Speaker 3: I've tried to find this person.

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Speaker 2: This is Yes, it's the same dude. And he was

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Speaker 2: like showing me his Instagram, like, look like, my instagram

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Speaker 2: looks right.

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Speaker 3: I know if you're that person who's a proa city

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Speaker 3: and Marie who saw is hot.

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Speaker 2: And will be the Lifetime movie Killer.

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Speaker 3: Rap, absolutely follow up episodes. But I'm down with Lifetime

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Speaker 3: Movie Killer like Penn and Badgy and you like I

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Speaker 3: have not watch. But if you're like dating me and

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Speaker 3: like on the DL killing people in your free time,

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Speaker 3: like that's hot for you.

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Speaker 3: Aileen Davison is a nice housewife, which Franchi is Beverly Hills.

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Speaker 2: People love shouting time out to their children. They put

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Speaker 2: Children there's drama right now on you if you heard her.

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Speaker 3: Do you like you guys?

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Speaker 3: But I don't like when it's like a really successful

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Speaker 3: It's two months? I've been in a place where you

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Speaker 3: You're confident about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my fans, I feel afraid of reach out to

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Speaker 3: This is an experience that I did have once is

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Speaker 3: this past spring? Carrying up twenty eighteen, I did accept

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Speaker 3: I get to the cash show with my kind of

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Speaker 3: So, I'm not sure, let's do that. And he was

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Speaker 3: Then he's like, can you put your Social on? And

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Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like this is like a credit

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Speaker 3: and I have true crippling student dead that I absolutely

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, cool I have the banana or coupon.

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Speaker 2: Wait, Pat, how dare this old Navy associate try to

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Speaker 2: shade you.

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Speaker 3: Like that's my pretty woman moment?

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Speaker 2: Do you commission?

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Speaker 3: Like, no, have you worked on commission? That's been a mistake,

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Speaker 2: Gonna make money. And then the BET's old miss I

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, cameart dies for me. I remem preferred chopper

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Speaker 3: at kmart. Right, it was the Navy and hunting tization.

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Speaker 3: That is a treatment meant the old Navy performer. Sorry, arts,

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Speaker 3: the old Navy worker in Huntington's. So did you take

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Speaker 3: the fift banana? I think he was going to like

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Speaker 3: email it to me, and well that was for banana.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna have to go to Banana Republic, which

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Speaker 3: is that's not my circle.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 3: I like banana for sure, and I think there's a

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Speaker 2: But I don't.

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Speaker 3: But I can't. I feel like I can't even I

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Speaker 2: Even the public is like express and Ann Taylor, like,

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Speaker 3: But for me, I think I could do a banana polo,

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Speaker 3: like on a good day when I was feeling good

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Speaker 2: But they had to and your credit.

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Speaker 3: Those are my two kind of homework assignments for next

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Speaker 1: With But Pat, that's why it's so good, because when

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Speaker 2: With you, they're literally just obsessed with you. I know.

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Speaker 2: It's nothing to do.

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Speaker 3: With like money. No one's ever wanted for my money. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: That's a great bitch.

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Speaker 3: I know, isn't that great?

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Speaker 2: through get dollars. No, I mean somebody sent me fifteen

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Speaker 2: when you date, do you bring people home to the

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Speaker 3: No, So it's always kind of like like a recently,

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Speaker 2: That's why women are I was like, I don't know

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Speaker 2: But then they get upset when we like expect them

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Speaker 2: a Checkers by.

440
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,199
Speaker 3: Really cute stop. So yeah, we went by his place then,

441
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 3: but then I felt I was inviting. It's like I

442
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 3: literally picked a place like next door to his apartment,

443
00:21:22,359 --> 00:21:22,919
Speaker 3: so I felt like I was.

444
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,840
Speaker 2: It was downstairs. When you were at the bodega, You're like,

445
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 2: I think we can get some dinner here. There's there's

446
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 2: this place called Deli Grocery Guilty, really very amazing, Caesar, Okay,

447
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,240
Speaker 2: back to the real house I know, So, what's.

448
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,840
Speaker 3: Your guys' relationship around the Real Housewives.

449
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,640
Speaker 1: I'm here for Atlanta because obviously it is the best. Yeah,

450
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 1: Ninni gives you show.

451
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:51,520
Speaker 2: He's giving us brand new faith right now. I want

452
00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:55,679
Speaker 2: to see a ten year challenge on because the nose

453
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:58,639
Speaker 2: that she started with and the face that she has

454
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 2: your like, is that even the same person.

455
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,159
Speaker 1: But that's all of them, all of them except like

456
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 1: Candy and even Porsche, like work is done.

457
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,920
Speaker 3: They keep flashing back to Porsche this season, like from

458
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 3: early seasons, and it's like.

459
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,720
Speaker 2: She look like really scrawny, she really strownny.

460
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, she looked not as thick is the thing, and

461
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 3: her nose was not the same. It makes me think

462
00:22:20,200 --> 00:22:20,960
Speaker 3: her ass is fake.

463
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 2: But but there I feel like in Alena you can't

464
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 2: throw a rock without.

465
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 3: Bouncing and hitting you in the eye. Same thing can

466
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 3: be said of Vicky Gumboson from OC Like if you

467
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,320
Speaker 3: look at her like through the years, it's not only

468
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,240
Speaker 3: is it like so different, then it's not even like

469
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 3: it's not even a straight line from then to now

470
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 3: or it keeps it. It's like it looks like it's

471
00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:43,560
Speaker 3: all over the map, Like she looks like one of

472
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,359
Speaker 3: my once he's the next season, like completely different faces.

473
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,639
Speaker 2: You know, she'd be getting like Billy is scarce, her

474
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 2: face is like puffy. When are they gonna get her

475
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,240
Speaker 2: off the show?

476
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 3: I though I hate Vicky and I think she needs

477
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 3: to be off the show. I would stop watching she

478
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 3: left the show, and I've never else is on OC

479
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:02,760
Speaker 3: right now? Is Vicky Gum.

480
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 2: Samara is the only other original.

481
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: She's season three. Vicky is the only.

482
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: Nothing else she doesn't remember when she was going through

483
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 2: all that drama.

484
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 3: The dude, yeah, yeah, My favorite line ever uttered on

485
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 3: Housewives in Any City is from the o C. And

486
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:28,439
Speaker 3: it's the shouted sentence the psychic said Brooks doesn't have cancer,

487
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,720
Speaker 3: which was just like a very funny sentence, and he

488
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,600
Speaker 3: was what's about is the psychic was right, yeah, and

489
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 3: psychics can.

490
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,439
Speaker 2: Be right, and Brooks just never had cancer.

491
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 3: No, yeah, he never had cancer. But the psych they

492
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,920
Speaker 3: the psychic knew that, and he was a hot psychic,

493
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 3: which is part of the story and a huge part

494
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,359
Speaker 3: of the story. But so you guys, so what do

495
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 3: you guys watch? Do you watch Atlanta? You're down for

496
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,439
Speaker 3: ad I love I.

497
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: Love Atlanta at heart, but the one that gives me

498
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 1: the most anxiety is New York.

499
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah.

500
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 1: New York because Ramona pills pills pills off, like to

501
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: make your own white wine as a white woman.

502
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 2: Just like you can't think of anything else to make,

503
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 2: oh why wine? Yeah.

504
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all trying to kind of trying to like

505
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 3: capitalize on their they're trying to.

506
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 2: Get their Bethany francolone, she has three hundred million dollars.

507
00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:21,880
Speaker 2: Last season, it was like, you're so miserable, Boo boo,

508
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 2: you are doing so great. But it's like Bethany, Yeah,

509
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,440
Speaker 2: but it's just like you're you're always trying to prove

510
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 2: like how amazing you are and how like you're trying

511
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 2: to save the world, but also like nobody wants to

512
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 2: be your friend. It's obvious that you're not good to

513
00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:36,840
Speaker 2: the own people that you know.

514
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:42,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bethany is someone who like you. I've actually never

515
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 3: broked in my entire.

516
00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:45,280
Speaker 2: Life, and you kind of just rolled right through that,

517
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,320
Speaker 2: and that was actually I've never burped.

518
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: Well, well that's what I would have sad three minutes ago,

519
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 3: and just so you know, it could happen at any moment,

520
00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: and I fucking enjoy every second.

521
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,240
Speaker 2: You probably burped at that old Navy and best.

522
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 3: Why people like you have no business and established it

523
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:05,560
Speaker 3: like that.

524
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:11,679
Speaker 2: But we're talking about if you.

525
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: Watched the first three seasons of New York, as yes,

526
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 3: I did, and my first day wants to Sobriety go

527
00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,080
Speaker 3: back and rewatch the first actually four seasons of New

528
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:22,040
Speaker 3: York for sure, but it is insane, And I started

529
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 3: watching housewives during that time, like I My first season

530
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 3: of Housewives that I did watch was OC season three,

531
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 3: New York season one in two thousand and Yeah, I

532
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:37,359
Speaker 3: remember because I remember being like closeted, like watching housewives,

533
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:38,960
Speaker 3: and I knew I was doing something wrong. I was like,

534
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,880
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be doing this as a straight man in America.

535
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: If you're watching real housewives, that's a red flag.

536
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Gallas, if your boyfriend is watching Real Housewives,

537
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 3: definitely look into it. But no, should people can enjoy

538
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 3: the house I was for sure. But I but I

539
00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 3: remember watching season one of New York, season three of OC,

540
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 3: which is tamers for season and it was also a

541
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 3: season the only season of a woman named Quinn Frod

542
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:08,000
Speaker 3: who was so psycho and I loved but but like

543
00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 3: I remember falling so deeply, deeply in love with Bethany

544
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 3: and then like season two, she got even better. In

545
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 3: season three she was as good she knew she was

546
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:18,520
Speaker 3: so really good. But that's when she started getting success.

547
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,560
Speaker 2: And so how so how do they change? Right, Like

548
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: because they're not across the board all making that much

549
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:27,760
Speaker 2: money from doing the show.

550
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 3: Nope, it's fame. It's fame gets to them. And also

551
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 3: like like look at Derinda. Look at the Durnda. We

552
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,080
Speaker 3: meant like what four or five years ago now and

553
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 3: then Durnda now it's like, this is Durnda. It is

554
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 3: very guilty of something that I is my least favorite

555
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 3: thing in a housewife, which is when they try to

556
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 3: like be in on the joke. It's like, no, you're not,

557
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 3: Like we're not laughing with you. And that's really important

558
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 3: to the dynamic of this is like you're not in

559
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 3: on it. And like she like has these stupid catchphrases

560
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 3: that she like utters like abhorrently drunk, and then she

561
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 3: like come out with a T shirt of it and say, no,

562
00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 3: you're not making money from that. It's like a match.

563
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait what is it?

564
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 3: That's like clap? It's like what do you do? There's

565
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:07,680
Speaker 3: a clip clip clip? Yeah, And then there was like no,

566
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:13,119
Speaker 3: what it deserves. Yeah, I not everybody deserves merch. Merchant

567
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: is not a democracy.

568
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: I've never watched the New York Housewives, and that's great.

569
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 2: I've watched. I used to watch Jersey Housewives.

570
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:21,600
Speaker 3: I really I would have never told you that I

571
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:24,200
Speaker 3: would do that. In nineteen be back into New Jersey

572
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,439
Speaker 3: house bed, you're back.

573
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 2: I watched with like Danielle and Teresa when she went

574
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 2: to jail. Yeah, daniel Danielle got married and apparently already

575
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,199
Speaker 2: to do and had a.

576
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 3: Thing with her step kids where she's like announced that

577
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 3: at the pre wedding dinner that she hated her step kids.

578
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 2: Yes, I love Danielle. I love a messy skinny botox

579
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 2: to white woman.

580
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 3: She's so messy.

581
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 2: And then when then when Teresa was like prostitutional har

582
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: and I slipped the table over when I'm at dinner,

583
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: I like to scream prostitution horror.

584
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 3: You have to, you have to.

585
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 2: I never got a New Jersey. I was like, this

586
00:27:56,480 --> 00:28:00,200
Speaker 2: is tacky, this is just gonna be this. This is me,

587
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,920
Speaker 2: like the Creme de la creme attack, like you know

588
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 2: you like you have like gum underneath your shoe, Like

589
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: that is New Jersey Housewives.

590
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. It's gross.

591
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,119
Speaker 2: It's just like the tanning is awful, but it's like

592
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 2: too gaudy. It's like no, no, no, live here. It's

593
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 2: not too gaudy. To god, He's Beverly who.

594
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 3: You know, I don't watch Beverly Hills. The difference Beverly

595
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: Holds and New Jerseys is like new money and old money.

596
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 3: Like Jersey, it's like they all got rich from like

597
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: construction companies when they were thirty and like Beverly, like the.

598
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 2: Bodies in the concrete foundation of these buildings.

599
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 3: Beverly Hills, they were like they were like twenty six

600
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 3: and like in on the Nicole Brownsimson Murder, you know

601
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like decades to.

602
00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 2: The season that I started watching. Kelsey Grammar's wife was Camille,

603
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 2: who he cheated on with a flight attendant and is

604
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 2: now married to. But so she had that Fraser money. Yeah,

605
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: and then Lisa vander Pump who had that dog that

606
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 2: lives better than everybody. Everybody. That made me so frustrated

607
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: because it's just like, who's going to kill that dog? Somebody?

608
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: We need to put out a hat that dog. That

609
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: dog probably has like life insurance policy and every day

610
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: do you watch um Les? No, I do not, we don't.

611
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 2: I don't like spin off some already, Like I know

612
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: beneath Me shows. I wasn't.

613
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 3: I wasn't in on Beverly Holes that first, and I

614
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,320
Speaker 3: mean Venles that first. But then like one time I

615
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 3: had thrown and just watched it all and I I

616
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 3: famously I famously famously famously.

617
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 2: And my step away from the microphone up a little bit.

618
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 3: Famously. In my mid twenties, I did get thrown on

619
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,480
Speaker 3: Rea three times from the same person, and that is

620
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:46,320
Speaker 3: how I make decisions.

621
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: But I so you got throat and I just like

622
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 2: they did not drink the juice or whatever.

623
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,479
Speaker 3: Then it was like part where I think they were

624
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 3: just really slutty, and which is totally fine and I

625
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: want to be totally TEX positive, but like they did

626
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,960
Speaker 3: keep giving me the work on real like.

627
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,240
Speaker 2: You kept going back.

628
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the sad thing.

629
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 2: That's how good the gun.

630
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 3: It wasn't even I don't know why I was like

631
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 3: obsessed with this person in my mid twenties.

632
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 2: I'm making Real Housewives moves right there.

633
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 3: I know that they do. I always come back and

634
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 3: all the women would be like, he is giving you

635
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 3: the gun of Ray and she no, he's not.

636
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: No, he's not. You're like coughing into a handkerchief. It's

637
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 2: a much No, I'm fine, I'm fine.

638
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 3: Wait, what do we think of Porsche's new guy to

639
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 3: we trust him? No?

640
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, any man that dates any of the housewives that

641
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 2: are already on the show.

642
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 4: I know.

643
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 3: Yeah. Portion at the beginning of the season. My least

644
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 3: favorite trope in Real Housewives is is new season starts.

645
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 3: I have a new boyfriend and I need to convince

646
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 3: you that I'm in love with him. And that was

647
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,479
Speaker 3: like very Porstcha this season, but now now she's back

648
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: on my good side.

649
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: Well they do that because Porscha has always been the underdog. Yeah,

650
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 1: and like people are always playing her out and it's

651
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: just like she came into the show with a dude

652
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,400
Speaker 1: who was not treating her right and was Loki gay,

653
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: So she's like, I need to.

654
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 2: The best, the football player or the best.

655
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 3: Yes, every single house Shamaia's husband is absolutely and.

656
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: And that's cool and I celebrate it.

657
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 3: But he's definitely gay. Really yeah, Yeah, you can tell

658
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 3: when someone's gay.

659
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 2: When they watched Real Housewives and for two they have

660
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 2: fru gun. Yeah, definitely gay.

661
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 3: I think that thing with that guy's dick was like

662
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,240
Speaker 3: he honestly, and I'm not someone who cares, was going

663
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 3: back to the gnery.

664
00:31:36,680 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 2: I mean, I bought it back. So let's tell us

665
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 2: about the thing about the dick.

666
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: This is the thing about his dick was like how

667
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 3: big was it? It was humongous? And I really don't

668
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: care about that truly at all.

669
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,360
Speaker 2: Mouth.

670
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 3: I have a small mouth.

671
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: That's why you got throat in his throat.

672
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,920
Speaker 3: But I think it was just having this dick so

673
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200
Speaker 3: far down myself. I guess that it was like just

674
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 3: too dirty of a thing to have that much inside

675
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 3: your throat and like my kind of like not a

676
00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 3: dog technically, but that is my opinion.

677
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:02,200
Speaker 2: That sure, web MD.

678
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've decided it was too big. Yeah it was.

679
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 3: It had to be.

680
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 2: You're like a little kid who's like stuff in their

681
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: mouth with like mad macaroni.

682
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 3: That's what I felt like. Yeah, And he was like

683
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 3: very into like.

684
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 2: He was in the room. It is like, no, that's

685
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: not how big is it's not big this way, it's

686
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 2: not bad.

687
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 3: Long it was and long ago, but it very much

688
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 3: like he was into like face.

689
00:32:32,080 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 2: Fucking so and you are also into that I was,

690
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 2: but like that I couldn't imagine. It is like.

691
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 3: Sexual entity said, what do you sexual entity? And you

692
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 3: need to look at me as such You're like a

693
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 3: little like I know, I can't believe. No, I don't

694
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: think I'm freaky. I recently said the Catherine co and

695
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 3: I wouldn't look up with you because you quote unquote

696
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: probably do too much in bed. But yeah, you know

697
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 3: she why I know. And I'm someone who's like, let's

698
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,440
Speaker 3: pick three things and just do that.

699
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: I mean like up top, like okay, kind of like

700
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:11,800
Speaker 2: is there a six wheel? Yeah, if I got chopped,

701
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 2: like you could juice three top. I just wanted to sleep.

702
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 3: Like recently I was hooking up and I was like

703
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 3: at the guy's place, and it's hard to sleep at

704
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 3: someone else's place.

705
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: So I wait, why you have an air mattress. You

706
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: should be you should sleep, you should be off the ground.

707
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 3: I know there is that, but then it's just like

708
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,120
Speaker 3: you just still end up sleeping very well. And so

709
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 3: so when I started doing I bring one Nike well

710
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,200
Speaker 3: so that like kind of post coitally, I take a

711
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: nake well so I can get.

712
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: To back, do you sneak and ticket or do they

713
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: see you take it?

714
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 3: No, I they so I always want to make sure

715
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 3: they're kind of done for the night. So like basically,

716
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 3: so they come, so everyone's.

717
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: Such a gentleman. I want to sure they're done for

718
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: the night.

719
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:56,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's come, and we kind of like chet out

720
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 3: for a while, we like ate a little bit, and

721
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 3: then like then we went back to bed and I

722
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 3: was like oh, and I was like great, like this

723
00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 3: is time. And I kind of was like it wasn't

724
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 3: really clear what's gonna happen next, but I was like

725
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 3: for me, if I'm choosing, like we'll go to sleep.

726
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 3: And so I was like, so I think I'm gonna

727
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 3: I was like, I and I tried to only take

728
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: nic cole when I have a cold. So I did

729
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,480
Speaker 3: have a little cold.

730
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 2: So I was like, you always have a cold.

731
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 3: I'm going to be because I'm like an adicxe. I

732
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 3: don't want to be like abusing Nike wull but do

733
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 3: but no, if I have a cold, I abuse it.

734
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,480
Speaker 2: But so you're always having people cough on you.

735
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, please please contracting. So it's like I think I'm

736
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,759
Speaker 3: gonna take my one night well and he was like, wait,

737
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 3: will that make you go to sleep, and I was

738
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:45,440
Speaker 3: like yeah, and he was like maybe maybe don't take it. Yeah,

739
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:49,240
Speaker 3: and then like fully fucked again for like a while,

740
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 3: and then I was like, Okay, now I'm taking my

741
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 3: fucking night, well kick in. It depends so tired, mit,

742
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 3: I had so much trouble sleeping last night. I will

743
00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 3: I will want to hear this a story you've ever heard.

744
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 2: I mean the stories you've been telling you about and

745
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,760
Speaker 2: mattress at another.

746
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 3: Story on top. Woke up at like one am last night,

747
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 3: couldn't get back to sleep for like an hour, went

748
00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 3: to the Battler Market across the street from my apartment

749
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 3: and bought Halo Top and then like ate it and

750
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 3: watch a bit of Atlanta House House because I'm a

751
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 3: little behind. And then I'm behind too, and you're in

752
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,840
Speaker 3: the sleep I'm one now, only one episode behind.

753
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,800
Speaker 1: I'm just like Portia getting pregnant is the most annoying

754
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: thing that could possibly happen. And then when before she

755
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: was like picking out the rings, I was like, girl,

756
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: all of this is clearly a show, Like nobody is

757
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: doing it.

758
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 3: I hate when it feels like a show. I hate

759
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 3: when it feels like a show. And I hate when

760
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 3: they self produced, when they.

761
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: Make their own storyline. Yeah, well a lot of them

762
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: when you really truly think about it, they don't have

763
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 2: anything going on because people who are truly booked, busy

764
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,879
Speaker 2: and blessed, they don't have time for a reality TV show.

765
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,439
Speaker 2: Andy don't have time, and Candy is not as busy

766
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 2: as you think. She got time to make them.

767
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 3: House the house, and it is apparently a huge and

768
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 3: enormous time commitment, right, But but I think.

769
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:11,360
Speaker 2: That like that, even Marcelo, like you're like, Okay, well,

770
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,440
Speaker 2: what has she done since you know, I know, I

771
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 2: know she's she's in denial, and it's and it's like, honey,

772
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,120
Speaker 2: you're not modeling. Where are you modeling? I know she's modeling,

773
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 2: and she's always coming for what's her name, Cynthia, Cynthia,

774
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 2: What did Cynthia do to you? Where is Cynthia modeling?

775
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 3: I know it's funny that they like recently Eva was

776
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 3: like Cynthia someone someone was like, Cynthia has been modeling

777
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 3: since Eva was in diapers, and then they showed it

778
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,440
Speaker 3: like a flash black back clip of like twenty ten

779
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: of her work. Yous like forty seven in this video,

780
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 3: but all the way they edit is so trashed. I

781
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 3: know they're shady. I don't like how it's different production

782
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,320
Speaker 3: companies every one. It's something like Jersey has edited really poorly.

783
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 3: I've noticed because this Jersey, yeah.

784
00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,959
Speaker 2: Cool, and is this their cousin's doing it? Show's editing

785
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 2: it from jail and she's like, no, lead that in

786
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 2: lead that in its like.

787
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 3: But but what I like about Jersey, though, is it

788
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 3: feels very real, like that has the lowest rate of

789
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 3: self production, like Beverly Hills has the highest rate. Like

790
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 3: Lisa ren is always kind of like in a writer's

791
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 3: room trying to figure out what her deal.

792
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,759
Speaker 2: Is Lisa Renna and that flipped out wig. I just

793
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:25,439
Speaker 2: I'm like, we can't get no hair to the shoulders yuah.

794
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 3: And this is a really controversial and well documented thing

795
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 3: about me too, is that I hate Erica Jane. I

796
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,799
Speaker 3: don't like her at all. Why she's she's the one

797
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 3: from She's like a I mean, she would call herself

798
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:40,760
Speaker 3: a performer.

799
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 2: She she why do you?

800
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 3: She's like just not what I'm getting from house. It's

801
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 3: like when Erica Jane is like, when you okay, this

802
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 3: is the deal with Erica Jane is like she's this,

803
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 3: really she's young for a housewife. She's like probably no,

804
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 3: she's probably mid forties now, and she is married to

805
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:02,400
Speaker 3: this like year old, really rich lawyer. And then she

806
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 3: does this kind of like music persona that feels a

807
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 3: little like it feels like a woman doing drag.

808
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 2: Remember when Kim Zolziak was trying to.

809
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:16,000
Speaker 1: Sing yea and I was, don't be buddy, she got

810
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: spin off and I was I thought that was the

811
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:19,399
Speaker 1: absolutely rudest thing.

812
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:21,439
Speaker 3: But I like him.

813
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 2: I like that song. I like that song. Candy did

814
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 2: a great job.

815
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,239
Speaker 3: Kim is another one to me who just feels like

816
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 3: she's showing up and being herself and like trying to

817
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: engage with the world around her. Recently, in her recent appearances,

818
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 3: she seemed a little self produced, but like what I

819
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: look for and how sorry is truly authenticity.

820
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 2: Jim's face is new. Yeah, Kim has a Kim's face

821
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: is new. Her daughter got the same face.

822
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 3: I had to follow on Instagram.

823
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 2: The fact that you followed her in the first place.

824
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 3: I know she doesn't try to tell you sung glasses,

825
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 3: but I'm.

826
00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 2: All, she doesn't try to sell something, just sell the

827
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 2: ray j full down.

828
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 3: She tells. It's like that Brown that always does spond

829
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 3: conon with the reality starts. I forget what it's called,

830
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 3: but raam no, it's like brown that exclusively sells through

831
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,120
Speaker 3: reality starts instagrams. I feel like, but.

832
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 2: Did you like her?

833
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,319
Speaker 3: Always like her with an enormous ass, like on a beach,

834
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: like in sunglasses, being like I love my sunglasses. And

835
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 3: then it's like all the comments like this is so tat,

836
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 3: like I'm worried about you, like you don't, and.

837
00:39:24,719 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: Kim's like, my baby, I know. Did you like Potomac? No?

838
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,799
Speaker 3: But I I made it. I watched it through.

839
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:36,479
Speaker 2: We watched it in Miami. We watched it in Miami.

840
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 2: Had nothing to do making Miami, just right on South Beach.

841
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: I liked it because they are truly delusional.

842
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 3: They're truly illusional.

843
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: Like the people who've been on it for years, you

844
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 2: know that they know what they're doing, just they're trying

845
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 2: to do. They're doing what they've been doing. But the

846
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,799
Speaker 2: people who are on a newer franchise are just doing

847
00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 2: what they think they should be doing.

848
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 3: I thought Dallas is very good. Dallas has the lowest

849
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:03,080
Speaker 3: ratings of them all, but I think that Dallas is good.

850
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 3: I think that Potomac it feels like like that woman Giselle,

851
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,920
Speaker 3: Like it just feels like she like auditioned for Atlanta

852
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: and got rejected. Yeah, it is.

853
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 2: Remember the moment, the brief moment we had Rehousewives of Miami, d.

854
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 3: C, d C A Miami right together and they both

855
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 3: failed failed. I tried Miami the first season and then

856
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,799
Speaker 3: that came back. D C got canceled, but because don't

857
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 3: want to watch no.

858
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: No Congresswoman suits, because you know, the lies are not

859
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,319
Speaker 2: gonna be right. But we could talk about the New

860
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 2: Zealand one.

861
00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 3: Actually that's right, the line I don't do.

862
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 2: There's a New Zealand And it got.

863
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: Canceled because the one of the one of the white

864
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: women on there said nigga.

865
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 2: And I said, wow, that's how I was. It was real,

866
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 2: It was very real. All right, we're gonna have to

867
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 2: move the boat. Yeah, I think we Why did she

868
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,440
Speaker 2: say it? She was trying to.

869
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 1: I think she was just trying to give an example

870
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: of something, and she called the only black woman on

871
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: the show like a nigga, and it was everyone dropped.

872
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: Every everyone's whole mouth just was like, wait, this has

873
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: gotten too real, and they were on a boat at that.

874
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:24,120
Speaker 2: So the black there you call me, Let's take a

875
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 2: step back. There's a black woman in New Zealand. Yes, yes,

876
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,000
Speaker 2: she was the only one. Yeah, and she got cold

877
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,719
Speaker 2: and yeah, and she should leave.

878
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,359
Speaker 1: And the thing was that I felt like she had

879
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: been in New Zealand so long that she didn't even

880
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: remember that she was black. So when she heard it,

881
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: she was gasped and she was reminded that she was

882
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: reminded of who she really was.

883
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,880
Speaker 2: She looked in the mirror like, well, am I but

884
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 2: it was nuts. But all those all those women were

885
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: like the richest of the rich. It was disgusting. Their

886
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: homes everything like helicopters.

887
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, the only international one night do is it's now

888
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:03,880
Speaker 3: probably canceled. But it's not technically Housewives, but it should

889
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 3: be Housewives. It's called Ladies of London and it's on Bravo. No,

890
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 3: it's funny because I just talked about this recently on

891
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 3: a podcast.

892
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: But I am.

893
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 3: I'm kind of at all times talking about Ladies of

894
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: London on a podcast, But I am. But it's like

895
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 3: these a couple of American women moved to London and

896
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 3: become part of the society and these women and it's

897
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,719
Speaker 3: like real Hossens of London. The first season was so good.

898
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 3: And there's this woman named Caroline Stanberry who is the

899
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 3: best woman I've ever met. Why she's she's like Bethany

900
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: but better, Like she's like Bethany I. Bethany had more

901
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 3: self awareness and she's like a little funnier and she

902
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 3: she her She has a gay named I like when

903
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 3: they all have gay slaves, and I typically don't like

904
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 3: their gay slaves, but she has one called Luke where

905
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 3: it's like in the in the lower third it says

906
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 3: either like hairstylist or like sometimes it says like assistant

907
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,320
Speaker 3: and sometimes it's like friend and it's like, okay, what

908
00:42:58,560 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 3: is your.

909
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: Keep him on the payroll?

910
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 3: Yeah?

911
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 2: Is he Sonia Sonia Morgan?

912
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, type of stunts she would have, like twelve interns

913
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,440
Speaker 1: are all like eighteen. Sonya Morgan is like if I

914
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 1: was to be a white woman, that's the white woman

915
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 1: I want to be, just like in a home that's

916
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 1: like oh, full closure, like it's not happening, but it is,

917
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: I know, And like, oh, all these people work for me,

918
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: but I don't really have a job.

919
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 2: Why do I need all these interns.

920
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 3: But I love Sonja Morgan. I think she's really ear nest.

921
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 2: I will let you know. When I was waitressing served

922
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 2: her a bit of time before she was on the Housewives,

923
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 2: and she was already and well. She would hang out

924
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 2: with the wealthiest men, like just like goofy doofy looking

925
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,400
Speaker 2: dudes that you're like, there's no ways of Jeff, and

926
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 2: then he's like ordering the most like expensive wine in

927
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,840
Speaker 2: the house, and she would come in lit lit lit,

928
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 2: lit lit, and she would be in the techiest like cachet,

929
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 2: like leather caprit a little baby. She's horrible like hairstyle,

930
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 2: and you were like, who the fuck is this woman?

931
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 2: And everybody was like, that's Sonya, do you you don't

932
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 2: know who Sonya's I was like, Sonya is a fucking mess.

933
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 3: It feels like Sony in her early forties, dressed like

934
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 3: someone who like was always horsebock. Right now, she's always

935
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:22,800
Speaker 3: just done from the stables. Yeah, which is a cool.

936
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 2: Yeahjama.

937
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: On the show, she always acts like, well, I you know,

938
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: I don't have a drinking problem. All those bitches have

939
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:30,240
Speaker 1: drinking problems.

940
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 2: Last one, Well, this is how they do the shows, right,

941
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 2: they while they're getting their hair and makeup done, they

942
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 2: lott to mobile alcohol. While they're in the car on

943
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 2: the way to whatever they're doing, they lott to mobile

944
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 2: alcohol and then they just wait for them to because

945
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,240
Speaker 2: they don't have anything else going on. They're creating drama

946
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,239
Speaker 2: with people that they don't like because they slighted them

947
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: at a Gali lash year.

948
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, yeah, yeah, Luanne definitely drinking problem. Sonya's

949
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 3: ding problems, d problem.

950
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 2: Luanne is the one that uh spit on the cop

951
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,120
Speaker 2: or something.

952
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 3: Class I think she punched.

953
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,279
Speaker 2: She punched a cop.

954
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,120
Speaker 3: Yeah. I do.

955
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:07,879
Speaker 2: Like when they had like a little gay side kick.

956
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 2: Remember in Atlanta Dwight he had a little the mink

957
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 2: the mink pants. He was Ni's gay. Yeah, I remember he.

958
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,560
Speaker 2: He used to be like an event planner or something.

959
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 2: He had like a crazzy like Michael Jackson. Tall, yes,

960
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: and his hairline was way back right, but he had

961
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 2: like he had like Chico de bar Yes, yes, yes, yes,

962
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 2: like Swami and take her and he'd just be like, well, actually, Nini,

963
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 2: I think he was like the coordinator for she by

964
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 2: Charat's fashion show. Do we miss chart?

965
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 3: I am I identify it with in Atlanta as a port.

966
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 2: A Porsche with a Chara Moon Rice.

967
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, who are you guys? Who are you guys? And

968
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 3: any franchise? Who are you guys?

969
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't watch the shows enough to

970
00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 2: be like on this with this.

971
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, in New York, I'm a rare mixer Sonya and Carol.

972
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:03,719
Speaker 3: You won't find another of those in New York City.

973
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Carol's exit. She's like it was time

974
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: for her to go anyway, but she left and she's like, boom,

975
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 1: I got deals on deals on deals bitches, and they

976
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: were just like, we're not supporting that.

977
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I deals book deals. Well, she's she she already

978
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 2: wrote books, but then didn't she isn't she.

979
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 3: Doing like she's written like two broke? I really like Carol,

980
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 3: but she she definitely hasn't written in a long time.

981
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 3: But she she was a news correspondent for I think

982
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,799
Speaker 3: ABC News, and she she met this guy at work

983
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,840
Speaker 3: who who was a cousin of the Onassis jackass and

984
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,680
Speaker 3: she's kind of like in with the Kennedy's and she's

985
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,520
Speaker 3: like b ff with Carolyn and then they all died

986
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,719
Speaker 3: famously and then.

987
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 2: Right, I don't want to be best friends with the Kennedy's.

988
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:52,320
Speaker 2: I never I know.

989
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 3: I once saw her on you Ever watch you ever

990
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 3: watch Hollywood Medium with Tyler?

991
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: Henry nodded, you talk about that young boy that they

992
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:01,799
Speaker 2: feel like.

993
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 3: I have a bizarre psycho sexual relationship with him.

994
00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 2: He blocked, wait what did you do? Wow? So the

995
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 2: medium can't take the heat. But he's but hold on,

996
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,320
Speaker 2: he's got so many comments. How did he just see yours?

997
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: Were you the first?

998
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:22,759
Speaker 4: Like?

999
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 2: What's got multiple? So he went he went to your

1000
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:34,479
Speaker 2: Twitter and he went to your chatbook. It's a credit

1001
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 2: you should use that. It is a credit you should

1002
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 2: absolutely that should be like your byline.

1003
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 3: There's something so eronic to me about when he's doing

1004
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 3: one of his readings, and I don't know what it is,

1005
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 3: but actually.

1006
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,080
Speaker 2: How did he get a job?

1007
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 4: Like that?

1008
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:49,600
Speaker 2: Could be a fake psychic too? You would be the

1009
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 2: funniest because you're like a girl. Hold on, so do

1010
00:47:53,560 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 2: you have a friend name? Were you related to somebody

1011
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 2: named Michael? This is me talking to Jackson. I feel

1012
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 2: like he's saying.

1013
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 3: He started his So he did. He came to New

1014
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:13,000
Speaker 3: York and did Carol and he opened with like his

1015
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 3: whole thing too, is he's like, I'm so fucking insufferable

1016
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,359
Speaker 3: young that I don't even know who these celebrities are.

1017
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: Right right. That's the thing about him that he doesn't

1018
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:20,399
Speaker 2: look young.

1019
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 3: Yeah he doesn't look that young.

1020
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 2: He's a cool thirty two, but he looks how we

1021
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 2: think he And.

1022
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 3: He started he was like nineteen, Yes he was thirty two,

1023
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,319
Speaker 3: but he always starts he looks thirty five by being

1024
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,920
Speaker 3: like I have no idea who you are, and the

1025
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: celebrity kind of has to like bite their tongue and

1026
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 3: be like that's so refreshing. And then he was like

1027
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: reading Carol and like he started by being like, okay,

1028
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 3: like I'm seeing someone who died in a tragedy, and

1029
00:48:46,560 --> 00:48:48,719
Speaker 3: she was like yeah, I'm like related to the Kennedys,

1030
00:48:48,719 --> 00:48:50,920
Speaker 3: and he was like okay, cool, cool, cool. It just

1031
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 3: like was.

1032
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 2: Also it's a reach, like I've never been to see

1033
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 2: a psychic, but saying I'm seeing someone who died in

1034
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 2: a tragedy, like I could be oh, yeah, I just

1035
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: watched this crazy ass movie. But she's just people give

1036
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 2: the the psychics, uh power, right, They're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

1037
00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 2: I'm cool with the Kennedy's and it's like just no, you're.

1038
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:17,480
Speaker 3: Not Yeah, but she but then you because like her

1039
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 3: famously her husband died and like she's like her. One

1040
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 3: of her her big book was Like What Remains, which

1041
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 3: was like a non fiction about her dead husb and

1042
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 3: she so you like assumed that like her husband would

1043
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 3: come through to him. But he kind of did a

1044
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 3: little red herring because her husband didn't come and he's like, yeah,

1045
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 3: I'm not your husband's not here, but but but but

1046
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 3: but Carolyn Kenny Kennedy came through, She's not here.

1047
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 2: I had to do a psychic bit. Okay, I'm picking

1048
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,720
Speaker 2: up a lot of red.

1049
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1050
00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: Are you on your period right now talking to some dude?

1051
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 4: No?

1052
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,399
Speaker 2: No, no, no, your girlfriend is on her period. Yes,

1053
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,800
Speaker 2: somebody is men streaming?

1054
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 3: Can you come up?

1055
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: Can you come up? Come up? What about Long Island Medium?

1056
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:10,839
Speaker 2: How do you feel about her?

1057
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 3: See her? I don't know. But she was at my

1058
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 3: j F l Audi in the same night.

1059
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 2: Yes, she was nuts.

1060
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,360
Speaker 3: She was at the creek in the cave just like.

1061
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 2: You were going nuts.

1062
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,000
Speaker 3: It was psycho but she done.

1063
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 2: Did she have her hair like all Long Island down?

1064
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 2: It was weird because I was like, you're distracting everyone. Yes,

1065
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 2: it's not about you, bitch, and I'll stare you. She

1066
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 2: was there with LIKEMRA Crew or she was just there

1067
00:50:33,239 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 2: about her.

1068
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 3: She was there by herself.

1069
00:50:34,680 --> 00:50:36,400
Speaker 1: No, she was there with like two other people. But

1070
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: she was there to see somebody named Perry.

1071
00:50:38,640 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, you got the try.

1072
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: If somebody's like, oh, that's my friend, they're going to

1073
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: be like telling everyone about it.

1074
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:49,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my It was Perry like on her lineup.

1075
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: No, Perry is just like a friend of hers. Oh yeah,

1076
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:55,400
Speaker 1: but he was saying, oh, yeah, that's my friend. And

1077
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 1: it's like, ill, is she your friend?

1078
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 2: I know a fan? Did you know her before she

1079
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:02,959
Speaker 2: became famous? Yeah?

1080
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 3: Island medium?

1081
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 2: What other reality TV?

1082
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 3: So I do everything? So my relationship with for some reason,

1083
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 3: since I was young, reality television has providing me with

1084
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 3: so much.

1085
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:14,279
Speaker 2: What's the earliest memory of reality TV that you guys had?

1086
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,000
Speaker 3: I remember being in sixth grade. Here's two thousand. It's

1087
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 3: the millennium. It's why anything could happen. And I'm on

1088
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,279
Speaker 3: Black Island with my family and we're all I hadn't

1089
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 3: watched the whole.

1090
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: Black Island Blockyland. Yeah, I was like.

1091
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 3: Black Island this fall on Fox, and we all watched

1092
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 3: the season finale of the first season of Survivor, and

1093
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 3: I was so hurted.

1094
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 2: I have never seen Survivor. Was very interesting, but it

1095
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:46,239
Speaker 2: was real world.

1096
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: And I watched the real World was like that was

1097
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,799
Speaker 1: reality for me, and I was I was like, damn,

1098
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:52,920
Speaker 1: I really want to be on the show, but I'm

1099
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:55,160
Speaker 1: too scared. And then every time I would watch the show,

1100
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, Yo, people are doing so much dumb ship.

1101
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 2: Do I really want that?

1102
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:58,479
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1103
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 2: On on my shoulders?

1104
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 3: What are your real world seasons? Railroad New York, Back

1105
00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: to New York Original?

1106
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,080
Speaker 2: Both?

1107
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you're a wow. Don't say that. Don't say

1108
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 3: your original New.

1109
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 2: York she said, both. They have reruns, so that's why

1110
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:39,400
Speaker 2: I was, Yeah, absolutely, Las Vegas Original, Yeah, yeah, And

1111
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 2: then it just started getting weird when they went to

1112
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 2: like New Orleans and.

1113
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 3: Oh, I love I loved the first New Orleans with

1114
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 3: Julie the Mormon.

1115
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,760
Speaker 2: Yo. Do you know she was doing comedy.

1116
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:52,160
Speaker 1: She was in open mics like three years ago, and

1117
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: she was she was talking about like her life, and

1118
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: I was just like, but you real world.

1119
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,480
Speaker 3: I know I hate how much anybody too, but this

1120
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 3: is a random fact and I don't remember the story,

1121
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 3: but in the sounay, but she was somehow connected to

1122
00:53:06,160 --> 00:53:08,800
Speaker 3: like nine to eleven or something, like she was in

1123
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 3: the building, she was going to be on the plane

1124
00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:10,920
Speaker 3: or something.

1125
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 2: She got lime disease and so she missed her flight.

1126
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: The ti no no no, I was just saying on

1127
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,760
Speaker 2: the show she had but didn't she get I wunched

1128
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:24,480
Speaker 2: in the face. She I do love when women on

1129
00:53:24,560 --> 00:53:27,440
Speaker 2: reality TV is pushed. Remember Snooky.

1130
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:30,439
Speaker 3: That was like the cultural moment of our time.

1131
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: But also that's what propelled the show because people weren't

1132
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:36,000
Speaker 2: really Everywood Jersey Shore until Snooky get pushed in the face,

1133
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 2: and then it was their like most watched show.

1134
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 3: We would be living in a very different world if

1135
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 3: Snooky never got punched in the face.

1136
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 2: But I.

1137
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 3: I have this really vivid memory of like being like eleven,

1138
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 3: watching this scene between Julie from New Orleans and Melissa

1139
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: from New Orleans who had been best friends, and they

1140
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:56,040
Speaker 3: got in this really big fight and they like worked

1141
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 3: out their issues and then they were both like at

1142
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,480
Speaker 3: the vanity putting makeup on, and Julie I think self

1143
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 3: identifies as being like deep, was like, oh, my god,

1144
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 3: Like this is just so symbolic how we just like

1145
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:08,360
Speaker 3: bore our souls to each other and now here we

1146
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 3: are like covering our faces back up with makeup. And

1147
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:14,160
Speaker 3: I was like, Okay, this is so good, Like this

1148
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 3: is literature.

1149
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,680
Speaker 2: This is a moment. I only ever watched Road Rules

1150
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:20,400
Speaker 2: Real World Challenge.

1151
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:21,279
Speaker 3: That I currently still watched.

1152
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 2: I used to watch the Gauntlet like that c t

1153
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 2: Or and then who's the one who died cancer?

1154
00:54:34,719 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 3: Dm dmon Knight have passed, have passed, And they came

1155
00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 3: to me when Henry did, okay, do you watch the challenge? Yes,

1156
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:50,960
Speaker 3: she says, yes, DM dout of cancer and Night I

1157
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 3: think of an overdose because he and he was on

1158
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,600
Speaker 3: the second season of New Orleans and he had like

1159
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:58,719
Speaker 3: an addiction thing. He was, Yeah, he was a mess

1160
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 3: on the show and miss Yeah and then his kind

1161
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 3: of long term romance. Jimmy said she would never do

1162
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 3: the challenge again because it wouldn't be the same, and

1163
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,279
Speaker 3: then she now she does the challenge again.

1164
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: They got no skills. Their resume is just say road

1165
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,239
Speaker 2: Rules or Real World on them. Do you know?

1166
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 3: Do you know Kenny and Evan? Did you watch that long?

1167
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1168
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,279
Speaker 3: What it knows Kenny and Evan. They came in for

1169
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 3: the first fresh Meat season. Now, also two people from

1170
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 3: my college from my grade at college were on either real.

1171
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 3: One of them was on fresh Meat, which is when

1172
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:32,000
Speaker 3: they just brought in a bunch of frandos, and his

1173
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 3: name was Pete and he was teamed up with Jen

1174
00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 3: with two m's from Denver.

1175
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,760
Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't know what you're talking about.

1176
00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:43,279
Speaker 3: I do not know what you do. And then also

1177
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:45,080
Speaker 3: Cook from the second New Orleans season.

1178
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,920
Speaker 2: No, I don't know why. I've literally never watched this

1179
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 2: show that.

1180
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:51,160
Speaker 3: She was a soccer girl on my college.

1181
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:54,920
Speaker 2: I said, I said to myself, after I graduate from college,

1182
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,800
Speaker 2: I am going to audition for you. Auditioned right, and

1183
00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: I sent them some photos and then I had like

1184
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 2: a skype interview with them asked me to come in,

1185
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 2: and I think they I wasn't black enough for them,

1186
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,640
Speaker 2: Like they were like, how would you feel if how

1187
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 2: do you feel about gays? I was like, oh, they're cool.

1188
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 2: I like the games and she was They were like,

1189
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,000
Speaker 2: how would you feel if somebody made out with the

1190
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 2: dude that you liked? And I was like I shake

1191
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 2: a half, like I don't care and they were like,

1192
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 2: you wouldn't fight anybody. I don't hate anybody. Remember Bad

1193
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:33,640
Speaker 2: Girls Background Girls Club made me be embarrassed for women.

1194
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, this is the most well. The

1195
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:39,880
Speaker 2: first couple seasons were kind of fun and then whatever

1196
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:41,279
Speaker 2: it turned into at the end, it was like it

1197
00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:45,360
Speaker 2: was just much like hood Rats with like mbre brows.

1198
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,440
Speaker 2: It just fighting and tring. It's fucking WWF.

1199
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 1: With reality, it's like a mess. And it's just like

1200
00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: every girl you see on there, it's like, you know,

1201
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:59,480
Speaker 1: she doesn't know her father. You know, you see the shoes,

1202
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 1: you just shoes like Steve Madden, most tackyous nine West

1203
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: stunt they have, you.

1204
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:08,719
Speaker 3: Know what I love. It's so shameful. I'm passessed with

1205
00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 3: the wedges. I think it just looks so good like

1206
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: West the drill or just like a cork wedge.

1207
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: I mean that's unaccepted. The summertime, which yeah, at night,

1208
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:26,000
Speaker 2: hold on, it's very Hampton Hampton's and it's very Jitney

1209
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:34,640
Speaker 2: Express night. If it's a pool party, the coole party,

1210
00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 2: a roof party, rooftop, oh my godnight I have I.

1211
00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:42,760
Speaker 3: Think there's a new really popular designer wedge out. I

1212
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,120
Speaker 3: was like googling wedges last night. It's like the fire Andrew,

1213
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:49,040
Speaker 3: can you google the fire wedge, the flame wedge. It

1214
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 3: looks so cool, flame with Yeah, it's by like a designer.

1215
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: It's like a pat and leather sandal. Yeah.

1216
00:57:57,640 --> 00:57:59,720
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no no no.

1217
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 2: Are you saying Jeremy squad, Jeremy stacks.

1218
00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:05,240
Speaker 3: Look at this guy?

1219
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 2: Oh these are product? These you're talking about these guys?

1220
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, those are products? You like them?

1221
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:14,960
Speaker 2: Like those? They look like hot wheels.

1222
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 3: I know the look I have like those two.

1223
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,400
Speaker 1: And this old friend of mine she has them on Instagram,

1224
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,479
Speaker 1: and I was like, you hooked for those?

1225
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 2: She's a hooker? How much? The prices?

1226
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,400
Speaker 3: I don't like them anymore.

1227
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:36,360
Speaker 2: These are not really Oh those are fake fake one

1228
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,760
Speaker 2: those the prod Sidney, your friend was a hooker for

1229
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:45,200
Speaker 2: sixty dollars. She stuck sixty sixty dollars.

1230
00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 3: Waitner, she's dead, Now.

1231
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 2: Bury her. And and then you have to have like

1232
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 2: both Yeah, the open casket, but like on both ends, I.

1233
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,480
Speaker 3: Shouldn't be good. There's be open casket, but to be

1234
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 3: open for the shoes.

1235
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:05,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the whole pop, the whole thing, the whole thing.

1236
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: Caskets have like half.

1237
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 3: I know, it's like a barn door, like you can't

1238
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 3: dress them nice.

1239
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: No, it's it's mainly about like it's you should just

1240
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: see the face, like, it's not about the body. It's

1241
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,520
Speaker 1: about like remembering the person. It's like, well, I want

1242
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: to make sure there's the rest of the person is there.

1243
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:27,440
Speaker 2: This isn't just a bust, right, a bust exactly what.

1244
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 3: You don't want to prove it's not just a bust.

1245
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:33,800
Speaker 2: Listen when I when I die, I want them to

1246
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:37,840
Speaker 2: like pose me like real sassy in the coffin before

1247
00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna die, and I'm I'm

1248
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 2: gonna pose myself, okay, and then I'm gonna have a

1249
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:52,439
Speaker 2: leg up. Marry me with my leg ups.

1250
00:59:52,800 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 3: When I die, don't spend any money, just truly throw

1251
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 3: my body in a trash can like a waste paper basket,

1252
00:59:58,320 --> 00:59:59,040
Speaker 3: like I'm fine with that.

1253
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 2: That's serious. Smell bad, okay, and then I want to

1254
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: be cremated and then scatter the ashes at like a

1255
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 2: subway sandwhich is for.

1256
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 3: Me scattering my ashes in the Forever Dog Podcast studio

1257
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 3: where you live.

1258
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:14,480
Speaker 2: And work, Well, I feel like, first of all, let's

1259
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 2: talk about how expensive cremation is. I'm like donating my

1260
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 2: body to science so that I can get my cremation

1261
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:23,320
Speaker 2: for free. And they but they don't play with all

1262
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,440
Speaker 2: your They're gonna diddle your rine. I'm okay with it.

1263
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,920
Speaker 2: They're gonna like they're better judge your boobs and judge

1264
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:31,520
Speaker 2: your stomach and judge your elbows. Great boos, Hold on,

1265
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:32,960
Speaker 2: It depends on how I die.

1266
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 3: You couldn't have boos during it designs.

1267
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 2: You're never seen in my boobs turtle neck. Oh that's

1268
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 2: your uniform. How do you know I have good boots

1269
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 2: because you got good boob I don't think you've had

1270
01:00:45,880 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 2: the highest company honestly take the compliment trend.

1271
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it depends on how I die. Like if like

1272
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:56,160
Speaker 1: I die peacefully, then like yeah, sure, show show me off.

1273
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:01,400
Speaker 2: You're gonna be old like just you know, peaceful to

1274
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 2: me means like oh.

1275
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:06,000
Speaker 1: No, she's like, oh you had food poisoning and then

1276
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 1: you like passed in your sleep like something like that.

1277
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 2: You want to be you want to be covered in poops.

1278
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,880
Speaker 2: We'll make sure you just like clean the poop away.

1279
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:18,520
Speaker 1: But if my if my face and my abs are

1280
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: still intact, Yes, crop top and make sure my face be.

1281
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 3: Crop top is great?

1282
01:01:24,800 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not corpse and apt up?

1283
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,720
Speaker 3: I've never won a crop up in my life.

1284
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: But you like wedges, so like, why are we even talking?

1285
01:01:36,120 --> 01:01:38,040
Speaker 2: I feel like you like wedges with a with a

1286
01:01:38,200 --> 01:01:38,720
Speaker 2: peep toe.

1287
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't.

1288
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 2: You like a patent leather.

1289
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,880
Speaker 3: It's not like Long Island going to my communion seeing

1290
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 3: those looks like that's where that comes time.

1291
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:53,640
Speaker 2: I'm sure, Wait, what kind of guy do you like?

1292
01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 2: What do you like? It's like fashion.

1293
01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 3: I don't have a hard type. I'll say that. Like

1294
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 3: often the guys that are into me are like kind

1295
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,480
Speaker 3: of art freaks. I always say to Catherine, like always

1296
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:04,240
Speaker 3: the art freaks, never the Homecoming Kings.

1297
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 2: But okay, okay, I know exactly what they look like.

1298
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1299
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1300
01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:11,200
Speaker 3: Recently someone like reached out to my on Instagram? Who

1301
01:02:11,280 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 3: was the first Instagram picture was like just his face

1302
01:02:14,360 --> 01:02:16,120
Speaker 3: with like all these fish trucks in it, pulling out

1303
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 3: his face and like the picture was art.

1304
01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 2: How many likes did have?

1305
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 3: I forget not a lot.

1306
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,400
Speaker 2: Okay, then that's not the man for you. Yeah, and

1307
01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 2: that's scary.

1308
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,479
Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't have a strict type,

1309
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 3: but I do like a body, like a little body

1310
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,280
Speaker 3: on someone. I like someone, and then like I like

1311
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,120
Speaker 3: kind of the energy of like a psycho. Like I'm

1312
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 3: very drawn to someone who seems like kind of just

1313
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 3: very scared of the world, but also like a little

1314
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 3: angry but also like a little crazy.

1315
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 2: Comedian you can really trying to get murdered. Yeah, a

1316
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 2: male comedian. You take a night quil next to somebody

1317
01:02:46,320 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 2: like that, you pass out that I need to be

1318
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 2: able to like get up and get out.

1319
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 3: I know, I know, I don't know why I'm so

1320
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:55,760
Speaker 3: drawn to that, but I am like a moth to

1321
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 3: the flame.

1322
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 2: Everybody has a type. Yeah, I mean I don't really

1323
01:02:58,800 --> 01:03:02,360
Speaker 2: have a type, but it's stiff, not that it's definitely

1324
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,320
Speaker 2: not psycho, crazy freak fish hook face.

1325
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:07,280
Speaker 3: Well, I don't like the fresh hook face, but that's

1326
01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:09,280
Speaker 3: what's in to me. I like you to kind of

1327
01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:13,080
Speaker 3: present as like all American, but then like underneath there's

1328
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 3: this letter of like psychosis.

1329
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:16,200
Speaker 2: Okay, so American psycho.

1330
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, American psycho Penbadgley and you is my type.

1331
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god, on that show, he's insane. The people

1332
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:24,880
Speaker 2: who be d dming me. It's like are you a bot?

1333
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:27,240
Speaker 4: You?

1334
01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 2: Where are you in Zimbabwe?

1335
01:03:29,080 --> 01:03:29,640
Speaker 3: What is up?

1336
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:35,320
Speaker 2: It's like you you beautiful heart eyes a heart emoji,

1337
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:38,200
Speaker 2: call me, call me and then it will be like

1338
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:42,080
Speaker 2: a plus sign plus like seven seven dash yeah, yeah, yeah,

1339
01:03:42,280 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 2: an international number. And somebody messaged me today and was like, hell,

1340
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 2: you are beautiful. I would like to get to know

1341
01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:52,920
Speaker 2: you and eventually be your man. Here's my number. Oh,

1342
01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 2: by the way, are you single? And I was like delete?

1343
01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:57,400
Speaker 2: The Klan reported a spam.

1344
01:03:57,600 --> 01:04:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah just know yeah? Are you saying oh yeah I am.

1345
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,560
Speaker 2: I'm very single, but like I don't want you to

1346
01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:06,440
Speaker 2: be in my dms on Instagram, which you're forty three followers.

1347
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 2: I love you, You're grade, here's my number. I don't

1348
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:12,959
Speaker 2: know you. Are you single? Yeah?

1349
01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,800
Speaker 3: Or it's like when someone retweets you and they have

1350
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:17,720
Speaker 3: seventeen followers, it's like, don't worry about.

1351
01:04:17,480 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 2: It, don't They're trying to be nice.

1352
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 3: I know, I know, buddy, I know.

1353
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,320
Speaker 2: They're fans of your steps.

1354
01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:25,800
Speaker 3: Fans of myself, and everyone's a person.

1355
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 2: If you, guys could be on any reality show like

1356
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: and it wasn't going to affect your career, what show

1357
01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:34,080
Speaker 2: would you have done? Or would you do.

1358
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 3: That's a great question about it a lot. I do

1359
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,880
Speaker 3: want to go on relody television. I would go on

1360
01:04:39,720 --> 01:04:41,200
Speaker 3: Big Brother on CBS.

1361
01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 2: Have you ever auditioned, like try it out for it?

1362
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 3: No? I don't know why. Now it's like, oh, I

1363
01:04:45,280 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 3: guess I'm trying to be in entertainment, so maybe I shouldn't.

1364
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:50,320
Speaker 3: But like the stigma is going away of both being gay.

1365
01:04:50,360 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 3: I ended up being on reality television. It would like

1366
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 3: I would I think I would sacrifice my career for

1367
01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,640
Speaker 3: reality TV. I would enjoy going on it.

1368
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 2: I uh so, I tried. I tried to do Real

1369
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:09,439
Speaker 2: World and again also tried to do you remember single

1370
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 2: had a reality show for like a season for that too?

1371
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 2: What was that? It was like like it was like

1372
01:05:17,560 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 2: a hood Bachelor.

1373
01:05:19,280 --> 01:05:19,560
Speaker 3: Cool?

1374
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he domestic abuse, you know, like you dodged

1375
01:05:24,840 --> 01:05:27,200
Speaker 2: that bullet, you dodged that uppercut.

1376
01:05:27,640 --> 01:05:28,960
Speaker 3: I would also go on I would want to go

1377
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,720
Speaker 3: on Straight Bachelor, but I can't because I'm gay.

1378
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 2: Is there not a gay Bachelor?

1379
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,840
Speaker 3: There's a gay Bachelor, but it was really bad. I

1380
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,920
Speaker 3: wouldn't go on gay bas you.

1381
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 2: Only want to be on the good stuff.

1382
01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:39,120
Speaker 3: I would want to go on Strade Bachelor and do

1383
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 3: straight Bachelor in Paradise even just to hang out.

1384
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 2: Paradise, is that the one where the chick got drugged

1385
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 2: or like touched.

1386
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:47,640
Speaker 3: Yes, that is the one with the chick cut touch.

1387
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 3: That is Yes, Bachelor Paradise is very good unfortunately, but yeah,

1388
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 3: that did happen on that. But the plot of Bachelor

1389
01:05:57,920 --> 01:06:00,240
Speaker 3: Paradise is like it's a resort in my to co

1390
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:04,080
Speaker 3: where like everyone goes and like it's like past contestants.

1391
01:06:04,400 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 3: There's like maybe like eight guys and seven girls or

1392
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,280
Speaker 3: vice versa, and then like everyone kind of suss out

1393
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:12,160
Speaker 3: who wants to fuck each other and then and then

1394
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,640
Speaker 3: they go into a hot tub, and then they go

1395
01:06:13,680 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 3: into a hot tub and things play out, and then

1396
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 3: they explore their connections. And then at the end of

1397
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,480
Speaker 3: the week there's a rose ceremony, so like someone's left

1398
01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:22,280
Speaker 3: without a rose because there's an uneven number and they

1399
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 3: have to leave Paradise because no one want to fuck them.

1400
01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:26,760
Speaker 3: And then then like throughout the next week they bring

1401
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 3: in the opposite gender, like it will just be the

1402
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:30,600
Speaker 3: kind of like everyone like laying in dead beds and

1403
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 3: day beds, like cooking up and then like all of

1404
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 3: a sudden.

1405
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,840
Speaker 2: Like a shot of like chlamydia, Yeah, thank you.

1406
01:06:37,000 --> 01:06:39,600
Speaker 3: I like a shot of like shoes walking down the stairs.

1407
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,040
Speaker 3: Everyone's like, who is it? Who is it? And it's

1408
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,720
Speaker 3: like someone from like two seasons ago, and they're like

1409
01:06:42,720 --> 01:06:44,960
Speaker 3: there to shake up paradise and it's so good.

1410
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:52,000
Speaker 2: Reality show. Lastly, I would want to be on Flavor

1411
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,280
Speaker 2: of Love. Yeah, I remember how that show was so

1412
01:06:55,880 --> 01:06:58,760
Speaker 2: in fucking and I was enthralled.

1413
01:07:00,080 --> 01:07:02,440
Speaker 1: Cool because I was like, how does this dude that

1414
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 1: looks like a bag of pennies just like bagging these

1415
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:07,120
Speaker 1: chicks And.

1416
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:10,440
Speaker 2: Then a bag of pennies would look better than flavorslay

1417
01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:13,120
Speaker 2: because some of them would be shiny. He was just

1418
01:07:13,600 --> 01:07:16,320
Speaker 2: he looked like a piece of Dodo and.

1419
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,600
Speaker 3: Gross makeouts and they.

1420
01:07:20,160 --> 01:07:26,400
Speaker 2: Remember, brigit, remember how much is in the contract? Tell me?

1421
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 2: Because the way you were on this show, it's like

1422
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,200
Speaker 2: you're doing it just for the love of it. It

1423
01:07:31,360 --> 01:07:35,040
Speaker 2: was so it was so bad. I had a job

1424
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:37,960
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago and this girl came in

1425
01:07:38,160 --> 01:07:39,960
Speaker 2: and she looked so familiar to me, and I was like,

1426
01:07:39,960 --> 01:07:42,680
Speaker 2: where do I know her from? And she was from

1427
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:45,040
Speaker 2: like the Ray J Show. She was one of the

1428
01:07:48,280 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 2: I do remember her you a Republican.

1429
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 3: Now she's like a hardcore chump.

1430
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,280
Speaker 2: But that's what happened when you do reality.

1431
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:00,800
Speaker 3: Even like that's it's like a never your heroes moment.

1432
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:03,440
Speaker 3: Like Camille tweeted and support came all Grammar, who I

1433
01:08:03,800 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 3: like love though I have never met, tweeted in support

1434
01:08:08,280 --> 01:08:10,400
Speaker 3: of that Kavanaugh. She was like, can we believe this woman?

1435
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 3: Why did it take so long? And shea tweeted that.

1436
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 2: Camille just hates women because women keep doing her dirty. Yeah,

1437
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:19,560
Speaker 2: but whatever, who cares? She had like six nannies and

1438
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:21,120
Speaker 2: two kids and she never had.

1439
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 3: A job, I know. And she's married again now of.

1440
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 2: Course she is. She needs somebody to like keep her entertaining.

1441
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 2: She she's so boring, I know.

1442
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,320
Speaker 3: But she would she would have you believe she works.

1443
01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 3: She produces TV.

1444
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:38,479
Speaker 2: Shows title Yeah, that's the title that she gives herself.

1445
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:40,920
Speaker 2: But like she just shows up like somebody else will

1446
01:08:40,960 --> 01:08:42,920
Speaker 2: handle this, don't worry, And she's like, yeah, that's what I.

1447
01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:46,280
Speaker 3: Thought she was in one one meeting on screen exactly.

1448
01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:50,839
Speaker 2: Pat, Thank you for doing our Raggedy Ass podcast.

1449
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,800
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me.

1450
01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 2: If you could suggest maybe three series that people should

1451
01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:57,080
Speaker 2: start or give a chance.

1452
01:08:57,280 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure. I think people need to watch Big Brother.

1453
01:09:00,479 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 3: It's so good. Only the fly Over States watch it,

1454
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:04,240
Speaker 3: and I think people in La watch it.

1455
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, fly Over States, that's what that's TV for them. Yeah,

1456
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 2: but nothing else.

1457
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,360
Speaker 3: It's so good. Big Brothers are good. I do it

1458
01:09:12,400 --> 01:09:15,360
Speaker 3: every summer. It's it's it's it's a commitment. It's three

1459
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,280
Speaker 3: three one hour episodes a week.

1460
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:20,320
Speaker 2: One hour, three one hour episodes a week.

1461
01:09:20,479 --> 01:09:22,360
Speaker 3: So during the summer in books, I'm doing three one

1462
01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 3: hour episodes a week of Big Brother, and I'm doing

1463
01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:27,040
Speaker 3: two two hour episodes of Vechelan Paradise.

1464
01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:31,000
Speaker 2: You're canceling everything. You're not going how are you even

1465
01:09:31,160 --> 01:09:33,799
Speaker 2: able to go out and enjoy an ESPA Drill Wedge?

1466
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:34,840
Speaker 4: Not?

1467
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:38,160
Speaker 3: And then one show that's popular, but I will shout

1468
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,880
Speaker 3: it out because it is. I think the best Sean

1469
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:43,320
Speaker 3: Bravo right now is Southern Charm is so good and

1470
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 3: it has and it has Cameron from the Real World

1471
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:48,880
Speaker 3: that year ago, which is so cool. I'm checking on

1472
01:09:48,960 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 3: with the same stranger when she's nineteen and when she's

1473
01:09:50,880 --> 01:09:51,320
Speaker 3: thirty two.

1474
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 2: Great, she's still doing bed She's No, she's she's still

1475
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:58,240
Speaker 2: making poor choices. No, she is a class at okay,

1476
01:09:58,439 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 2: and it's sober now.

1477
01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:02,760
Speaker 3: You know, No, she was nineteen when she was in

1478
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,320
Speaker 3: the real world.

1479
01:10:04,160 --> 01:10:07,360
Speaker 2: Been drinking in the first place. Yeah, that's a fact. Okay.

1480
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:10,240
Speaker 3: And then I want to do kind of like a

1481
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 3: deep cut, like really I watched.

1482
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:16,360
Speaker 2: The Deep Cut two, kind of like Joe Joe Millionaires

1483
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:21,240
Speaker 2: so good A wait, a million million dollar listing?

1484
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh million? I don't. I don't funk with those ones.

1485
01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,680
Speaker 3: I don't know why I don't, but I don't. But

1486
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 3: I think Ryan Shehanna or whatever his name is is

1487
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 3: so hot. But I think he's getting less hot. And

1488
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:32,799
Speaker 3: that's something that happens.

1489
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:38,040
Speaker 2: Watch happens. And but.

1490
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 3: And then you know what I'll say is go back

1491
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:44,759
Speaker 3: in time and watch uh Charms School with Monique.

1492
01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I was gonna really had like the flavor of.

1493
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:51,840
Speaker 3: Love Girl and the rock of Love Girl, the rock

1494
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:52,559
Speaker 3: of Oh.

1495
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, your VH one has always like they do. They

1496
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:56,960
Speaker 2: did that and now they're doing like love and hip

1497
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:59,360
Speaker 2: hop and stuff and it's something else but so sad.

1498
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,720
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you, thank you guys for having me.

1499
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,560
Speaker 2: Where can people catch you?

1500
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 3: You can catch me at I'm doing my I do

1501
01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:12,240
Speaker 3: a podcast on this network. Called Seat Treatment with Cat

1502
01:11:12,280 --> 01:11:14,880
Speaker 3: and Pat and I do a du plug show kind

1503
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 3: of whenever I feel like it or I do. I

1504
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:20,360
Speaker 3: do about forty five minutes to fifteen minutes. And I'm

1505
01:11:20,479 --> 01:11:22,680
Speaker 3: doing that one when most come out.

1506
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:24,559
Speaker 2: Who knows.

1507
01:11:25,640 --> 01:11:27,519
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, So if it's the end of the still

1508
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:29,080
Speaker 3: take us that time. Been doing it on two On

1509
01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,560
Speaker 3: February fourth, I still tickets and my Instagram.

1510
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:33,639
Speaker 2: Bio beautiful, excellent.

1511
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:35,840
Speaker 3: We heart you, Pat, I heart you. Guys.

1512
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 2: This is just like, if ever you want to audition

1513
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 2: for something, come to us, We'll produce it.

1514
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:42,160
Speaker 3: I would love to produce the tape.

1515
01:11:42,840 --> 01:11:45,280
Speaker 2: I just want you to do yourself tapes and like

1516
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:49,880
Speaker 2: to post them because I want to know from Carrie

1517
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:57,280
Speaker 2: Indiana have fun, you know. Yeah. And I've only had throw.

1518
01:11:57,280 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 3: On Oh my god, Next, how you one of my next?

1519
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:03,040
Speaker 3: Like step out of the bus, I be one of

1520
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:06,519
Speaker 3: my facts. Yes, Nat, I love running, I love wedges

1521
01:12:06,520 --> 01:12:09,040
Speaker 3: and I've gotten to you three times from the same person.

1522
01:12:10,800 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 2: Next. Next was a good show. You're like, I love

1523
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:16,760
Speaker 2: the Lord, but I don't believe in the Lord. I

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