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Speaker 1: It's Wednesday. Welcome to the new full show.

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Speaker 2: By the way, it's Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 2: and that means we got what you're doing on your mind?

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Speaker 1: That's it you're doing on your mind?

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Speaker 3: We got you know the name of the segment after

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Speaker 3: all these years, did I just combined two different what's

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Speaker 3: on your mind?

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Speaker 1: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And Alexis got rejected, which is a funny story.

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Speaker 1: And then Jose oh, I told.

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Speaker 4: A bad joke and now I may be force invited

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Speaker 4: or uninvited to a wedding.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll see what's there. We'll see what there.

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Speaker 2: Plus a brand new second date today. Just a lot

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Speaker 2: of fun in today's show. And we love to start

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Speaker 2: with your comments because they mean a lot to us.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I had to.

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Speaker 3: Read this one because guys, it's October first, which is

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Speaker 3: crazy nuts.

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Speaker 4: All is here?

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Speaker 3: Jesse said, they have pumpkins spice, chicken feed blocks, ll

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Speaker 3: and my chickens may or may not have one hold on.

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Speaker 5: Chickens eat pumpkin spice? Will they be flavored like pumpkinspice?

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Speaker 6: Chickens?

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Speaker 1: I don't know one of those? Is it bad to

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Speaker 1: tell her to eat one of her pets.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, I'll if you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll give us a head. Yeah, it sounds interesting.

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Speaker 1: We get even darker. We're going to start this full

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Speaker 1: show right now.

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Speaker 5: How did that happen?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 5: It's already October first?

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Speaker 1: Seriously wrong.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and our show

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Speaker 5: always has a huge event that we do every year

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Speaker 5: in October. We're just seventeen days away from my birthday.

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Speaker 2: My birthday usually like hide in the corner of your

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Speaker 2: birthday and you don't like to talk to anyone.

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Speaker 5: I know, but everybody wants to throw a huge party

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Speaker 5: about it. This year, we're going to celebrate once again

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Speaker 5: by all dressing up in costume about a week and

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Speaker 5: a half afterward. I think that's like every year.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: In fact, the whole office is going to be dressing

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Speaker 5: up for it and they're going to throw a big

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Speaker 5: pot luck all in my honor.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know he knew about our plans his birthday.

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Speaker 5: Ye. Yeah, So we need our listeners to text in

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Speaker 5: their advice for what we should wear this year. Maybe

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Speaker 5: this time we should do some sort of group costume thing.

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Speaker 1: We do that every year.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I'm too busy hiding for my birthday.

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Speaker 8: God.

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Speaker 1: Last year we did Shrek and that great Lord.

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Speaker 5: Oh your Shrek, I thought you were jolly green giant

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Speaker 5: joh Okay. I never know with Brooks costumes, but text

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Speaker 5: into seven eighty five nine to two group costume ideas

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Speaker 5: for my birthday this year. My first thought rejected. Disney

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Speaker 5: characters rejected.

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Speaker 9: It can be.

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Speaker 5: Goofy after dark, Alexis, could be sleeping it off beauty.

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Speaker 5: There's a lot of ideas there anyway, texting your seven

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Speaker 5: eighty five nine two. Now let's move on to the

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Speaker 5: shot calling question of the day with my candidate for

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Speaker 5: Aladdin's Red Carpet Rider, our digital producer Jake Jake, show

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Speaker 5: us a whole new world if.

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Speaker 10: You missed it. The NFL made a huge announcement Bad

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Speaker 10: Bunny will be performing at this year's Super Bowl halftime.

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Speaker 10: It makes a lot of sense because nothing says all

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Speaker 10: American football like a Puerto Rican reggaetone superstar wearing designer

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Speaker 10: sunglasses shouting.

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Speaker 1: Makes you what a dam.

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Speaker 7: Seven year old?

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Speaker 5: White guys are going to be like, what is happening?

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Speaker 1: But they're gonna be mad no matter what you know.

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Speaker 10: Over the years, the super Bowl halftime show has left

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Speaker 10: quite a legacy. We've seen rap legends, pop icons, wardrobe malfunctions,

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Speaker 10: a lot of old dudes performing shirtless.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they really do like to do that.

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Speaker 1: Stones.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they actually don't own shirts.

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Speaker 10: So today, in honor of Bad Bunny upcoming super Bowl show,

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Speaker 10: we're doing a special half time Headliners Edition O.

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Speaker 7: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 10: Interesting you guys, say number one through twenty, I'll give

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Speaker 10: you a hint of an iconic super Bowl halftime performance.

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Speaker 10: You have to correctly name the artist or the year,

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Speaker 10: start with the woman who knows all the words to

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Speaker 10: Bad Bunnies. No, Mae, Kierro Cassar, I love that song,

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Speaker 10: Bad's Alexis I do no joke, Yeah she does nine,

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Speaker 10: number nine, Alexis Sherman, Alexis. Before nineteen ninety three, halftime

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Speaker 10: an unforgettable giant pop concert and even the ref started

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Speaker 10: dancing in the end zone.

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Speaker 5: Who was it?

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Speaker 7: I did not?

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Speaker 10: I said before ninety three it was marching bands. This

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Speaker 1: Three, wasn't it?

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Speaker 2: Like I think he's like referring to like the first

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when Bad Bundy I announced, my dad was like, oh,

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Speaker 3: you should see Michael Jackson's halftime performance.

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Speaker 1: I got pulled it up and it was the early nineties,

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Speaker 8: It was huge?

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Speaker 5: Remember he showed up?

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Speaker 8: I got one.

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Speaker 1: Oh my dad made me watch the whole YouTube video.

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Speaker 10: Michael Jackson says Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 7: Ye, yeah, I.

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Speaker 10: Thought there's no way he was the first.

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Speaker 11: What a guess, great work that out, broke Rondo, you

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Speaker 11: give me sixteen brook. In twenty seventeen, this pop star

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Speaker 11: she jumped off the roof of the stadium like Spider

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Speaker 11: Man a karaoke night. Who was it twenty seventeen's halftime performer.

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Speaker 6: God, I can't think of who it was.

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Speaker 5: I could see a wraith of Franklin definitely parachuting down

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Speaker 5: from the roof of the Superdome with the actual p Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, when I went to the Super Bowl, I know

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Speaker 2: it was Katy Perry and that was terrible. But Missy

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Speaker 2: Elliott played right before her, and she was incredible. But

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Speaker 2: that was twenty fourteen or fifteen.

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Speaker 2: I will say Rihanna was way up in the air

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Speaker 10: Gim me Rihanna, Brook says Rihanna. Oh no, Brook, I

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Speaker 10: was looking for Lady Gaga jumping down like a badger

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Speaker 4: Remember that the SpongeBob meme when he was down in

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Speaker 1: I don't remember her show at all for halftime.

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Speaker 7: That's terrible.

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Speaker 5: Okay, Jose, were over to you.

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Speaker 10: Nine and sixteen are off the board.

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Speaker 5: Let's go seven, Jose.

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Speaker 10: In the mid two thousands, America learned two things that

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Speaker 10: the FCC does have a panic button, and then a

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Speaker 10: singer's wardrobe malfunction made the Super Bowl more memorable than

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Speaker 10: the actual game. Named the singer and the year in

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Speaker 10: the mid two thousands, This year.

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Speaker 4: I remember, I'll never forget this because as a young boy,

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Speaker 4: this was a memory I burned into my head and

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Speaker 4: then ran to my room.

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Speaker 7: It was terrifying.

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Speaker 1: I think he would have been in high school.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, my first kiss of like seventeen. So

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Speaker 4: my first kiss, her name was Melissa.

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Speaker 5: I just met who was grass and forget it?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So singer and the year singer was Janet Jackson

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Speaker 4: and Justin Timberlake was the grabber.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but the year of it, man.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say two thousand and four.

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Speaker 10: Jose, says Janet Jackson. In two thousand and four, yow

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Speaker 10: burned into your memory and it helped you out there, Jose,

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Speaker 10: Jeffrey were over to you. Seven nine and sixteen are gone.

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Speaker 5: I'll take number one, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 10: In twenty twenty, the NFL said let's make Miami even

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Speaker 10: hotter and gave us two Latina queens.

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Speaker 7: Who were they kind easy? But number Jen.

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Speaker 5: The only Latina queen that I know is my family housekeeper, Lucy.

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Speaker 5: So would it be okay to phone a friend on

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Speaker 5: this one? And maybe I could ask her?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, go ahead, dial her up, jeff.

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Speaker 5: That would be nice. Uh oh, she's probably not just answer.

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Speaker 7: She's busy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, she's doing our stuff.

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Speaker 4: So imagine a lady would just like clean gloves the stage.

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Speaker 5: She locked the halftime show Latina singers. So it's gotta

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Speaker 5: be Jennifer Lopez and Selena Gomes, gonna be.

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Speaker 10: J and Esco, Lopez and Gomez's Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Columbian Baddie lucky, that small and humble.

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Speaker 5: We don't need that.

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Speaker 7: We don't know, we don't need that anyway.

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Speaker 10: That means the co performers and winners of today's Plenty

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Speaker 10: of twenty are Alexis and jose Ry.

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Speaker 5: I'm Shakira, So the two of you get to choose

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Speaker 5: who get shocked while singing Jenny from the Block by

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Speaker 5: Jennifer Lopez.

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Speaker 1: Who's that going to be, jeff I mean you got

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Speaker 1: that rocks.

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Speaker 5: Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. I'm

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Speaker 5: still I'm still Jenny from the Block. I used to

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Speaker 5: have a little, Now I have a lot, no matter

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Speaker 5: where I'm going, no where I came from from the Bronx. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: that was your shock collar question. Another day, we got

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Speaker 5: your phone tap.

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Speaker 6: Coming up, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's been some rumors circulating about me online really and

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Speaker 5: normally I don't like to address these, like when I

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Speaker 5: was linked to j Low after her second split with Ben.

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Speaker 5: Remember that, Or when I was spotted racing yachts with

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Speaker 1: Oh man, he was just mad that you beat him.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I don't want to confirm or deny any of

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Speaker 5: that stuff. It's just not I don't like to get involved.

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Speaker 5: But lately I've heard one very nasty rumor being said

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Speaker 5: about me that I just can't ignore.

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Speaker 6: What is it?

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Speaker 5: You've all probably seen it. The allegations that in my

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Speaker 5: childhood I actually attended a public school. Okay, this is

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Speaker 5: just crossing the line.

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Speaker 7: I want to be clear.

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Speaker 5: It was for one week while my private school was

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Speaker 5: remodeling our Polo Fields clubhouse.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, I didn't have a choice, and.

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Speaker 5: I never opened my eyes the entire time I was

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Speaker 5: in the public school.

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Speaker 1: So we can tell. Yeah, that's a good thing.

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Speaker 5: I didn't want to be exposed to the atrocities that

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Speaker 5: happened in there. And we kept you save JAF, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Three of us went to public school, I know.

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Speaker 5: And look what happened. I just hope the rest of

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Speaker 5: you address all the rumors I've been reading about each

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Speaker 5: of you online. I'm not going to say that I

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Speaker 5: posted all of them either, But we'll see what you

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Speaker 5: have to say during a brand new What's on your

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Speaker 5: Mind that's coming.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I would

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Speaker 1: I mean, you don't like your Harley piano.

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Speaker 5: afraid to. What's on your Mind where we share what

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Speaker 2: Well, have you know, Jeffrey, you are looking at a

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Speaker 1: I need to get CBR certified, First Aid certified. There

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Speaker 5: Lady, what's happening on this soccer field where you're going

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Speaker 5: They need you there for when they say speak now

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Speaker 7: You're doing it right.

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Speaker 5: That's what's on our minds. Text into seventy five nine too,

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Speaker 5: and tell us what's on yours. It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 5: Another text says, Laser Stories has been my favorite segment

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Speaker 5: Totally and one more says Jeffrey. I know you hate compliments,

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Speaker 1: I think you love them.

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Speaker 6: Two hopeless one dating app. Then dares you guys swipe right.

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Speaker 5: It's the dating game show with more red flags than

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Speaker 5: to figure out whose dating life is the most tragic.

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Speaker 5: We'll go over the rules in just a second, but

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Speaker 5: first let's meet today's contestants. In this corner, his perfect

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Speaker 5: date starts by putting on matching green track suits, then

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Speaker 5: playing a sexy game of red light green lad till

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Speaker 5: one of you gets cut down.

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Speaker 7: Meet squid Games. James James.

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Speaker 5: He always comes out on top, though, and in the

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Speaker 5: other corner. He's a gentleman. That's why he offers to

457
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Speaker 5: wash a woman's hair before, during, and after every hookup,

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Speaker 5: so the ladies call him shampoo Andrew, what not gonna lie?

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Speaker 1: The shampoo part is the best part of itting haircut.

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Speaker 1: This feels good to have someone massage.

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Speaker 7: Wet hair is sexy hair.

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Speaker 5: So let's go over the rule. One contestant is going

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Speaker 5: to start by telling one of their worst date stories,

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Speaker 5: the other will try and counter with the nightmare story

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Speaker 5: of their own. We're going back and forth for three

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Speaker 5: rounds until we declare a winner. Let's kick it off

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Speaker 5: with squid games, James.

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Speaker 7: Let's do it all right.

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Speaker 14: So we sat down for dinner. Before we start eating,

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Speaker 14: she's like, I need to pray.

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Speaker 8: I'm not religious, okay, but.

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Speaker 14: I went along with it, right, Yeah, yeah, you don't

473
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Speaker 14: want to be rude.

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Speaker 1: That's the right thing to do. I guess if somebody

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Speaker 1: else is doing that.

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Speaker 14: Except she started the prayer by saying, dear.

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Speaker 1: Ryan Goslin, everybody has a different God.

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Speaker 5: And what's the problem with that?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? Jeff starts his nightly me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Well, so my reaction was the same as your guys.

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Speaker 14: All I could do was laugh because I kind of

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Speaker 14: thought she was kidding, right, and I got the death stare.

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Speaker 1: Oh it wasn't a joke.

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Speaker 14: Oh no, She one hundred percent worships Ryan Goslin.

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Speaker 7: The Church of Ryan didn't.

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Speaker 1: Work out for Barbie Bery.

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Speaker 2: Well, okayjo dojo cosa nor.

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Speaker 5: What that means. But let's keep going shampoo Andrew, can

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Speaker 5: you count her?

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 15: So we went to a bar trivia night for a

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Speaker 15: date that's always yeah, totally. But we lost, and after

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Speaker 15: it was done, she like pulled out her phone and

495
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Speaker 15: told me that she was hiring an Etsy witch to

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Speaker 15: curse the bar girl, the whole bar.

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Speaker 1: So she's a good loser, doesn't personally or anything.

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Speaker 7: Did it take well?

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Speaker 8: I mean I thought she was kidding, but then she

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Speaker 8: showed me her purchase history and she paid for six

501
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Speaker 8: people to be cursed that day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that date, correctly, You're going to be the next one.

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Speaker 8: I know, totally.

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Speaker 5: So far, I haven't seen anything wrong with either of

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Speaker 5: these dates. As we go on to round two, we

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Speaker 5: need you to step both of your games up, let's

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Speaker 5: hear James.

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Speaker 16: All right.

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Speaker 14: So we went got drinks. On the way out, she

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Speaker 14: asked me to hold her purse while she goes to

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Speaker 14: the bathroom. Okay, okay, So I'm standing there holding it

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Speaker 14: and it's really heavy.

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Speaker 2: Really, I mean, who knows what she has in their

514
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: water bottles, curly irons, makeup bag.

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00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:11,200
Speaker 1: It's amazing what you could fit inside of person.

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Speaker 9: Sure it is.

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Speaker 14: And so I got a little bit curious because I'm like,

518
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Speaker 14: why is this thing so heavy?

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Speaker 16: And it was open.

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Speaker 14: I didn't actually open it. It was just open, and

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Speaker 14: I looked down and guess what's peeking out at me

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Speaker 14: from inside of her purse?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 16: She had a hamster in her purse.

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Speaker 5: I didn't just stay, don't lick your lips.

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Speaker 7: Don't lick your lips at that. That's not nice.

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Speaker 1: Okay, emotional support hamster.

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Speaker 5: I'm kind of cues. All right, shampoo, Andrew.

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Speaker 7: You're up.

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Speaker 8: So I had a date invite me to her place

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Speaker 8: for a movie night, and I was like, awesome, sounds

532
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Speaker 8: great until I got there and she turned on a

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Speaker 8: slideshow of photos of her ex boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: To say, you're so much better than them, hopefully Negway

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Speaker 2: is it plural ex boyfriend or just one?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Multiple?

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Speaker 5: Is it?

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Speaker 8: Two hours? Like three bottles of wine a laser pointer

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Speaker 8: explaining like what went wrong with each one?

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Speaker 1: That might be a power served for a girl's night?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: How did you feel about it?

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Speaker 5: Andrew?

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Speaker 8: It was kind of fun. I mean it was a

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Speaker 8: little ridiculous, but the end I gave her my therapist's number.

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Speaker 5: Future ex boyfriend most likely there. Okay, we're on to

548
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Speaker 5: the third and final round, which means we need your

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Speaker 5: best stories here, gentlemen. So James, what have you got.

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Speaker 14: So I went on a day with a woman. She

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Speaker 14: told me she was just getting.

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Speaker 16: Back into dating after about eight years.

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Speaker 14: We decided to go for drinks and we went bowling.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it's fun.

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Speaker 14: The entire night she just kept saying, ah, she reminds.

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Speaker 8: Me of prison.

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Speaker 1: Prison. Huh, how is there bowling in prison?

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Speaker 14: She in fact, would not tell me anything else about what.

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Speaker 8: This reminds me of prison?

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Speaker 16: And that's it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that might be the greatest troll if

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Speaker 1: you don't like to day. Yeah right over again.

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, I'm gonna save that one for the future. Andrew,

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Speaker 5: this is your last shot, all right.

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Speaker 8: So we went to an arcade bar and she really

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Speaker 8: wanted to do the claw machine, and after like thirty

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Speaker 8: minutes of losing, she still didn't give up. She like

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Speaker 8: got more serious, took off her shirt did she started

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Speaker 8: like playing like pump up jock jams on her phone,

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Speaker 8: and like a crowd was gathering. After an hour, she'd

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Speaker 8: spent one hundred dollars and completely forgot about me.

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Speaker 6: So I left.

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Speaker 5: Did she ever get a thing out of the claw machine?

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Speaker 8: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: Some say she's still at the machine to this day,

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Speaker 5: trying to win something girl. All right, we heard the

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Speaker 5: final bell there. That means we need to score this

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Speaker 5: and sending it over to the judges. Alexis who you

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Speaker 5: giving it?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing Andrew for the girl with the boyfriend's slide show.

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Speaker 5: I'm sure you made it out one for Andrew Brook.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm going for the bullying in prison, James. That's

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Speaker 1: my vote.

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Speaker 5: Brook likes prison. So Jose comes down to you give

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Speaker 5: me a.

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00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 10: Fat purse, Hamster.

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Speaker 5: I mean, congratulations, squid Games, James, you are our lonely

588
00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:21,760
Speaker 5: boy of the week. How does that feel.

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00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 7: So great?

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00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 14: Couldn't have wished for anything better?

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00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 5: Ye feels like you're back in prison all over James. Yes,

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Speaker 5: congratulations man text in seventy eight five nine too, if

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Speaker 5: you want up here On the next edition of Battle

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Speaker 5: of the Tender.

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Speaker 6: Dates Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, it's.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And on this show

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00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 5: we pride ourselves I coming up with pranks that are unique,

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00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 5: different and highly creative, but not this one. We've done

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00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 5: this idea three different times to three different people already.

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Speaker 1: Drug don't fix it, jeff Yeah.

601
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,120
Speaker 5: Because it's simple and we always get a funny reaction

602
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 5: where we call someone and say we're one of his

603
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 5: eight hundred Facebook friends and we want to wish him

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Speaker 5: a happy birthday.

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Speaker 1: You love this concept.

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00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've never actually met before or even spoken to them.

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00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 5: They are super important in our lives, and that's what

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00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 5: we do in your phone.

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Speaker 7: Tap right now. Another on the twenties. Hello, Rodney, who

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Speaker 7: is this?

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Speaker 5: Happy birthday?

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00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 10: Brother?

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, thank you?

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00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 7: It's your birthday?

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00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 14: Man?

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00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 8: Yeah it is.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, this is not at work.

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Speaker 5: It's Clint from Facebook.

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Speaker 9: So you work at Facebook.

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Speaker 8: I'm a little compute.

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Speaker 5: No, that's good. No, you accepted my friend request in

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Speaker 5: twenty fifteen, remember.

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Speaker 8: I don't.

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00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 7: Oh well, don't worry.

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00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 9: I remember.

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00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 7: I sure do.

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Speaker 5: It was a highlight of my year.

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Speaker 9: Actually, no, okay, so you're being serious one.

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Speaker 5: Hundred, one hundred percent. And by the way, those Cobo

630
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Speaker 5: pics that you posted from your trip in twenty twenty

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Speaker 5: two that looked like such a good time.

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Speaker 7: You have to tell me, like, how was that hotel?

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00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 9: Hey, Clint, Yeah, I'm I'm at work right now. So oh,

634
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 9: maybe maybe you could send the birthday agreeing on Facebook

635
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 9: since that's how we know each other.

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Speaker 5: I know I've done that in other years, So I

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00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 5: just thought this time, why not just call you up

638
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 5: directly and like wish you happy birthday face to face.

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00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 5: You put a little personal touch on it.

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Speaker 7: Well we're on the phone.

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Speaker 5: But right, well, that's sorry, you know what I mean?

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00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's you.

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00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 5: You're always calling me out.

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00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 7: I love that about you.

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Speaker 9: You and I have never had an interaction pal, so

646
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 9: like you gotta put yourself on my shoes.

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Speaker 5: Okay, this is a little unnerving getting.

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Speaker 9: A call from somebody I don't know who says they

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Speaker 9: know me from Facebook and I can't to be.

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Speaker 5: Sure I hear you all out and clear their pal.

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00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,479
Speaker 5: But again you're saying that we're not friends. We are

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Speaker 5: Facebook friends.

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Speaker 9: So that doesn't mean so much to me. Sounds like

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00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 9: it means more to you.

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00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,080
Speaker 5: Well, yeah it does. Actually know who it means probably

656
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Speaker 5: the most too, is Deb.

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Speaker 9: I don't know if you're joking with me right now.

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Speaker 5: You don't remember Deb. You became Facebook friends with her

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Speaker 5: in twenty thirteen.

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Speaker 9: Hey, Clint, is it if I tell you I don't

661
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Speaker 9: remember somebody, I'm not lying to you. Okay, I don't

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00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 9: know who, I don't know death.

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Speaker 7: Well, I have a little surprise for you Bud.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Jeff, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: I don't want to talk to get over here. I

666
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 9: don't want to talk to anybody.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I believe who is on the phone right now.

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00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 5: What it's Rodney from Facebook and at work?

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Speaker 1: Rodney.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's his birthday.

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Speaker 7: Happy birthday, Rodney. Hey, Hey, it's deb Hi.

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Speaker 9: I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Clint said he was gonna surprise you with this.

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Speaker 9: I was like, I'm in did he tell you that?

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00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 9: I don't know him either. I don't know either one

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Speaker 9: of you. I don't know why you're making this call.

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Speaker 2: Just as funny as he is on Facebook, he didn't

678
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 2: know us, Like I haven't liked every one of his

679
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,560
Speaker 2: pictures for the last five years.

680
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 7: Man, I'm not even on I.

681
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 9: Haven't been on my Facebook account in three years. Like,

682
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 9: who's even using Okay, Okay.

683
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:23,280
Speaker 5: You can stop joking around now.

684
00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 7: It just does.

685
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,200
Speaker 1: We didn't just get the notification that it's your birthday.

686
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 5: Only the closest friends get that.

687
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 9: No everybody gets that, everybody that you love. Sure, listen,

688
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 9: I'm at freaking work right now and I don't have

689
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 9: time for this.

690
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:38,000
Speaker 6: Man.

691
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 5: Your okay, So do you wantus to like come over

692
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 5: so that we can all celebrate together. No, I mean,

693
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 5: I know Dev's not supposed to drink anymore on her

694
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 5: lunch breaks, but you can probably make an exception this time, right, teb.

695
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go get the pleader right now on Fudy.

696
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 5: So I've just cleared up. You still work at that

697
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 5: insurance place right over on forty fifth. What We'll meet

698
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 5: you out in the parking lot right.

699
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: Next to your blue Ack.

700
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 5: My god, party by his.

701
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 9: Blue at How the f do you know what I drive?

702
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: Will be there in like twenty minutes. Just chatting your name,

703
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,320
Speaker 1: you'll be able to hear us.

704
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 5: Ronnie Rodney Rodney drink.

705
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 9: I don't know how you guys know where I work

706
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,000
Speaker 9: or what I drive, but dish is completely up.

707
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 7: I want to be clear with you.

708
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 9: I do not want you coming to my place of employment,

709
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 9: and I don't even want you on my Facebook.

710
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, dude, bluten By Brian, his buddy Brian.

711
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we should tell him to come and party two.

712
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:39,960
Speaker 2: Write me down a special since he's the one that

713
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: set him up for this prank phone call.

714
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 7: Oh my god, full circle?

715
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 8: What the hell?

716
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, No, you're on the radio right now with

717
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 5: broken Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

718
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 5: on you man.

719
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: Your friend Brian emailed us.

720
00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 7: He wanted to say happy birthday.

721
00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 8: Right right date ro.

722
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 9: This actually was a pretty fun birthday prank.

723
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 8: I like that.

724
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 6: Week up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

725
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 6: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

726
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 5: If you had a dating magazine with a dating guideline

727
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 5: of the top one hundred things you should never ever

728
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 5: say when you're on a first date, this one. It

729
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 5: might not have made that list, but if it had,

730
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 5: it would definitely be ranked number one. The sentence that

731
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: instantly kills the romance of any first meet up. And unfortunately,

732
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 5: one of our listeners said it, and the whole room groaned.

733
00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 5: You're gonna hear it in a brand new Second Date.

734
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 7: Update, Next Second Date Updated.

735
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 5: You can't spell desperation without Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

736
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 7: I can't spell well, but I think that's right.

737
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: That's absolutely correct.

738
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 7: Pretty much.

739
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 5: Desperation is what made our listener email us for help today.

740
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 7: I'm not saying he's desperate, but you.

741
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 5: Know what it feels like when you've tried every other option,

742
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 5: you've exhausted every good idea. You've reached out to every

743
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:27,760
Speaker 5: other reputable company and are getting nothing back. Eventually you say, fine,

744
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 5: I'll talk to Brook and Jeffrey.

745
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't feel as good to be the last

746
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 2: resort when you explain it that way.

747
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 5: The fact that we are a resort should feel good.

748
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 5: We are on the list, even if it's at the

749
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 5: very bottom. And that's what made our listener. Absolutely, that's

750
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:46,280
Speaker 5: what made our listener, Dorman email the show for help today. Dorman,

751
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 5: it's an absolute pleasure to have you. Welcome to the show.

752
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 4: Fun name is that's your real name?

753
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:51,840
Speaker 6: Dorman?

754
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 16: Yeah, thank you guys for having me.

755
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well, desperate times.

756
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 5: We are excited to have you on the show. Tell

757
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 5: us about the woman that you are trying to get

758
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 5: a hold of.

759
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 7: What's her name?

760
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 16: Her name is Jilanda La Okay, where'd you guys meet?

761
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 16: We met online and what made her stand out to

762
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 16: me was like, obviously I thought she was very attractive

763
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,320
Speaker 16: and cute, but like just her prompts and stuff, she

764
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 16: seemed really intentional and playful at the same time.

765
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 7: And she's sorry, what do you mean by intentional? What

766
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 7: does that mean to you?

767
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 9: To me.

768
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 16: That means like somebody who's actually like being honest and transparent.

769
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 16: She took the time to fill out her actual profile.

770
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 16: It wasn't just like one or two word answers.

771
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: You know, can I ask what your favorite thing that

772
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: she wrote was?

773
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 16: Yeah, forget like the exact wording of it. But it

774
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 16: was like a joke about like Harry Potter and like

775
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 16: she had a tattoo of it, and people just thought,

776
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,719
Speaker 16: like it's the little lightning strike. But people just thought

777
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 16: it was about the Flash, the superhero.

778
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 5: Oh okay, she's got weird tattoos, not.

779
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 2: Weird cool cold tattoos, and old people were the only

780
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 2: ones that would associated with a Flash.

781
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 5: Right, Yeah, what does that mean? I mean there's a

782
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 5: new Flash TV show that's airing right now, pretty big.

783
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:07,440
Speaker 5: I didn't want to call her out. I didn't know

784
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 5: that either, just going to insult the Flash.

785
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 1: Like a seventies superhero or something.

786
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:14,840
Speaker 7: I think all the superheroes are coming.

787
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: Back play the Flash.

788
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 5: No, alexis they picked the first ugly guy ever to

789
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 5: be the star.

790
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: Then I don't care anymore about it.

791
00:36:21,239 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 7: So good.

792
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 5: So bottom line is you appreciated her and her profiles,

793
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 5: So tell us about how you interacted with her, Like

794
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 5: what was your date?

795
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 16: So I was thrilled that she wanted to go out.

796
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 16: I picked this spot. It's like really known for their chili.

797
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 16: It's supposed to be like world famous.

798
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 5: ChIL is a great first date food, Like people love chili.

799
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 5: I mean my point was that you don't think of

800
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 5: chili as a really romantic food that you want to

801
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:53,600
Speaker 5: eat and then make out afterwards. So that, yeah, you

802
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:56,160
Speaker 5: can be a little but I guess going on an

803
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 5: adventure to taste the best chili in town that could

804
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,520
Speaker 5: be a bonding experience.

805
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 7: Right, How did that go?

806
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 16: So it was good. I'm going to be like really

807
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 16: transparent with you guys, like because I'm asking you for help.

808
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 16: So like at the restaurant, I did catch myself rambling,

809
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,239
Speaker 16: And when I reflect on that, I was like, Okay,

810
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 16: that's nervousness and maybe him of insecurity. Like I was

811
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 16: just like, this girl is so cool and I haven't

812
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 16: had a girlfriend in a while, and she would be

813
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 16: an awesome girlfriend. She's smart, she's funny, she was like

814
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 16: super self aware of everything.

815
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 7: Yourself with somebody.

816
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it sounds like you have a lot of

817
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: self awareness. I mean you maybe have babbled a little bit.

818
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 16: But it gets worse a little bit. Maybe I don't know.

819
00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,359
Speaker 5: Okay, how does it get worse?

820
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 16: Well, I just told her I'm close to my mom,

821
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,719
Speaker 16: and like I talked to her daily, and there's a

822
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 16: tradition from years ago where like every Friday before I

823
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 16: go to work, I go to my mom's place to

824
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 16: see her, and she always like packs my lunch for me.

825
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: Oh she passed your lunch.

826
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:02,520
Speaker 16: Yeah, just kind of like how she used to when

827
00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 16: I was a kid.

828
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 9: You know.

829
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 1: Okay, well, at least you know again self aware, right, bro? Yeah,

830
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: this could be it. What was her reaction?

831
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 16: I mean, in the moment, she was super nice, she

832
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 16: was just listening. I kept rambling and I changed the

833
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 16: subject to something else. But I don't know how it landed.

834
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's a lot.

835
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 5: You wouldn't take that guy home immediately, Brook after he

836
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 5: came out with that information.

837
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think if you just said every Friday I

838
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,760
Speaker 2: go see my mom, awesome.

839
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: Perfect, awesome. It was the details that lunch and the childhood.

840
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: But what if the mom would pack her lunch too?

841
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 6: Then?

842
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 1: Might you know? Now we get too first, Okay, make

843
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: all of us lunch, not your mother.

844
00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 5: If it doesn't work out with Yolanda. Hear Alexis is

845
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 5: ready to jump on board with you and your.

846
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,240
Speaker 1: I would need to see the menu.

847
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 5: Him.

848
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 1: All you need is an uncrustable.

849
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 5: Every Friday, all right, So your mom might be on

850
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 5: the hook here soon. But how did the date with

851
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 5: you and Yolanda end?

852
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,759
Speaker 16: Overall? It was good, but I will say it wasn't

853
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 16: the longest date because I didn't think the chili thing through.

854
00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:11,360
Speaker 16: I was like, I gotta hit the restroom.

855
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,320
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it did backfire.

856
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,719
Speaker 2: So you're the one that ended things early and you

857
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: had to rush home to use the restroom.

858
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 16: And I'm the one that drove her there. So I

859
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,760
Speaker 16: was like, you know, I have to keep this all together.

860
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 16: Still drive her back home before I get home to myself.

861
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Sometimes it ends the date and you're not

862
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 5: expecting it totally, or speeding at eighty miles per hour

863
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 5: home hit that something's wrong with a bumper sticker on

864
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 5: the back of your car that said we just had

865
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,200
Speaker 5: the best chili in town.

866
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 7: Look out.

867
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of regret.

868
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,400
Speaker 16: Yeah, And you know, I was just in my defense

869
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 16: trying to avoid any awkward situations in the car.

870
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: Totally, totally. I mean it could happen to anybody.

871
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 5: So how long has it been since that date happened?

872
00:40:01,239 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 16: Eight days now, okay, I mean eight days.

873
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 5: It could have taken her that long to recover from

874
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 5: the chili dinner, so maybe she just needed a little

875
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 5: extra time chilli.

876
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 1: I'm really hoping we were done with talking about this part.

877
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 5: Well, we'll have to see when we call Yolanda and

878
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 5: try and get you a second date update, a successful

879
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 5: one coming.

880
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 7: Up right after this. Hold on second date update.

881
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, let's recap the highlights from

882
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:31,919
Speaker 5: Dorman's first date.

883
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 7: A couple big.

884
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,280
Speaker 5: Bowls of chili. There were a few stories of Dorman's

885
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 5: mom making his lunch still to this day, just like Fridays,

886
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 5: only on Fridays and he's only thirty four years old,

887
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,480
Speaker 5: followed by a rocket ship car ride back to Yolanda's

888
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 5: house because the chili was starting to kick in.

889
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 4: It sounds like you put a corner in one of

890
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 4: those machines outside of like a grocery store.

891
00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 5: That's what it felt like to his insides.

892
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,359
Speaker 2: I'm sure we didn't ask is if he even came

893
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: to a full stop before she got.

894
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 16: Out of the car.

895
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,280
Speaker 5: Gorman, did you make her tucking roll out the vehicle

896
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 5: before you sped home?

897
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 16: No, but she's the first girl in a long time

898
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,760
Speaker 16: that has girlfriend potential.

899
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 6: You know.

900
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well listen, if she can see past all of this,

901
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: then she may be the right person.

902
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 5: We're going to do our very best to go to

903
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 5: bat for you and make sure you lock down a

904
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 5: second date with Yolanda. Are you ready to do this?

905
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:26,359
Speaker 8: Man?

906
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:28,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, let's do it all right?

907
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 5: Is your mom ready to do this?

908
00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: She's not behind you, she was back on the speaker phone.

909
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: I swear me this time.

910
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 7: All right, work with what we've got here we go.

911
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,240
Speaker 5: Hello, Hey, is this Yolanda?

912
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 9: Ah?

913
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

914
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,760
Speaker 5: Yeah. This is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey

915
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 5: in the Morning.

916
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 4: Him.

917
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: Great question as to.

918
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 5: The point, I've heard better questions, But you know what,

919
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 5: I'll answer this one.

920
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:06,480
Speaker 6: Uh.

921
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 5: This it's a segment that we do. It's called a

922
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 5: second date update.

923
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 14: Okay, And I still don't know where you guys are

924
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 14: calling me?

925
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 5: Okay, So the second date update is where we have

926
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 5: a listener who isn't sure why they're not getting a

927
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 5: call back for another meetup after they went out with

928
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 5: a lovely person.

929
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 16: I'm so sorry, guys, I really feel like you might

930
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,120
Speaker 16: have the wrong person.

931
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 5: Well, okay, dates the fact, Yeah, we we got your

932
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 5: number from a guy you went out with recently named Dorman.

933
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 5: There's probably more than one. It's a pretty common name.

934
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 5: I've never heard that name.

935
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: I have so many dormans in my life.

936
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 5: Does that ring a bell? Dormans?

937
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:43,919
Speaker 6: Yeah?

938
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 9: I know who that is.

939
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 7: Why did he give you my number?

940
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 8: I don't that part.

941
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,160
Speaker 5: I don't get well, because he felt like the two

942
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: of you had a really nice time going out to

943
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 5: the chili restaurant.

944
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 2: I mean, he honestly had some really lovely compliments he

945
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 2: gave about you when we talked to him.

946
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 16: So that's why you're calling me.

947
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 5: Well, it's because he liked you and he's confused why

948
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 5: there hasn't been another meetup.

949
00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:09,759
Speaker 1: Are you upset with him? Because you sound kind of

950
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:11,560
Speaker 1: just shocked.

951
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, this is so weird.

952
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: Is it just a weird question at all?

953
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 17: It's weird because there's like, I don't even know how

954
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:21,320
Speaker 17: many people are on the phone, and you're asking me

955
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 17: about details from a date, Like.

956
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: That's just weird.

957
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 5: I understand that this suns definitely a lot. It can

958
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,360
Speaker 5: be really overwhelming. So maybe we can just cut to

959
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 5: the chase. We just want to know, is there one

960
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 5: main reason, one big red flag for why you're not

961
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 5: wanting to see Dormant again.

962
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 1: We're not trying to attack you or anything, not yet,

963
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: so I'll just say this.

964
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:48,399
Speaker 17: We were at dinner and he brought up a really

965
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 17: uncomfortable conversation that like didn't sit well with me.

966
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 7: Oh man, we kind of might know what that is.

967
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:57,239
Speaker 5: He did say something to us, something involving his mother

968
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,839
Speaker 5: maybe no, no, nothing with his mom.

969
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 17: He he brought the fact that he had him been

970
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,280
Speaker 17: with a woman romantically in three years.

971
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 10: He told you that.

972
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 5: Physically he hasn't. Okay, how did that come up?

973
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 17: It didn't, It didn't come up, and he just said

974
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 17: it to me and he then he he followed it

975
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:23,879
Speaker 17: up with like looking at me dead in the eye

976
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 17: and he's like, I hope that can change soon.

977
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: Even respond to that, what did you say?

978
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:32,560
Speaker 7: I didn't know.

979
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 9: I didn't say anything.

980
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,520
Speaker 5: He did say that he was rambling a lot during

981
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,839
Speaker 5: the date and was just saying every thought that came

982
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 5: to his mind.

983
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:40,879
Speaker 7: Maybe that was one of them.

984
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: He was really nervous, nervous.

985
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 9: But like, why make me nervous too?

986
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's excited. You check a lot of

987
00:44:49,239 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 5: boxes for him, and it's probably more common than you

988
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:54,919
Speaker 5: would think, Like Alexis, that's happened to you multiple times, right.

989
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would totally date those people. Yeah, yeah, I

990
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: would totally give them another chance.

991
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 2: You don't have Okay, I can see I can see

992
00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 2: where that would be pretty shocking on a day different

993
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,120
Speaker 2: to say, Okay.

994
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 16: So now you know I'm going to go now, well,

995
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 16: hold on.

996
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 5: It's really important that we know. But it's actually more

997
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 5: important that Dorman knows that. And well I don't have

998
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 5: to because he's on the other line listening to this

999
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 5: right now and wanting to.

1000
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:26,400
Speaker 7: Talk to Oh my god, are you serious?

1001
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, Dorman.

1002
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 6: Are you there?

1003
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, buddy, Dorman, say hi to Yolanda, say.

1004
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 16: Something Hi, Yolanda.

1005
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 1: Why, Okay, apologize, I'm sorry.

1006
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 16: We were having chili. I don't know.

1007
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: Chili brings up.

1008
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:55,360
Speaker 14: Okay.

1009
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 17: I don't know why you would tell your date that

1010
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,920
Speaker 17: you hadn't had sex in three years.

1011
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 16: It's a lot. The chili was spicy. We were talking

1012
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,720
Speaker 16: about our love life while eating it and fun fact,

1013
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 16: I just haven't done it in a while. It had

1014
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,440
Speaker 16: just started rambling and when I get nervous, I've never

1015
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 16: you're in front of a bowl of chili a youth

1016
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 16: feel like.

1017
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 3: That's a lot of girls are gonna test that on

1018
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 3: their boyfriend.

1019
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's kind of like that interview show

1020
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,560
Speaker 1: The Hot Ones. People people confess things they.

1021
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 2: Don't realize they were going to say because they're just

1022
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:31,280
Speaker 2: not in control of what's happening.

1023
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 16: Yes, I don't know why it came out. I'm sorry

1024
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,880
Speaker 16: that it did. But now it's out publicly, so I

1025
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 16: have to depend. But it came out of done.

1026
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 17: It doesn't matter who brought it up.

1027
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 16: You're the one who said it on the first date.

1028
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,000
Speaker 17: Like that's so weird.

1029
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 16: I mean, it's not weird. Making love is natural thing.

1030
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,400
Speaker 16: That's just not happening coctly.

1031
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 17: I wish that it was, and I was just you

1032
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 17: tell women that makes it even less likely to happen.

1033
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, wait, wait though, I mean listen.

1034
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 16: You don't think I know this. My mom says the

1035
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 16: same thing.

1036
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 17: You tell your mom about your lack of intimacy.

1037
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 16: I'm not the one that brings it up. Okay, she

1038
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 16: just tells me that like her and dad do it

1039
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 16: more often.

1040
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: God's okay, let's not let's just talk anymore.

1041
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 17: I didn't think I could be more turned off at

1042
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 17: the start of this call. But congratulations, he didn't.

1043
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:38,080
Speaker 7: Wait now, I don't know if.

1044
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:42,879
Speaker 16: I'm going to have sex for three years. I hope

1045
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 16: you don't. Then you'll know what it feels like.

1046
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:47,719
Speaker 5: Hashtag relatable.

1047
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:52,719
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh my god, I can't with you more than anything.

1048
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 5: You want to go back after a date and tell

1049
00:47:54,360 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 5: his mom about Okay, this is not going darning. I mean,

1050
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 5: maybe maybe it's going a little bit.

1051
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 7: Better than what.

1052
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: That his conversation with his mom about his mom's sex light.

1053
00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 5: Well, it's his mom's fault that she's rubbing that into

1054
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 5: her son's face. You know what, Dorman. Shame on your

1055
00:48:15,520 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 5: mom for bragging to you about how much action she's

1056
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 5: getting from your dad.

1057
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,560
Speaker 16: Hey, let's leave the mothers out of it.

1058
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:24,880
Speaker 5: Okay, you were the one who brought it up. That

1059
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 5: was your information.

1060
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, you brought it up.

1061
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 16: Okay, not on the radio. That was over an intimate

1062
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 16: bowl of chili.

1063
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 5: Okay, that was a private bowl of chili.

1064
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 1: I cannot believe it was this and not the other

1065
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:37,960
Speaker 1: things that.

1066
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 5: We have dormant.

1067
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 17: You need to stop talking because every sentence you say

1068
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 17: makes it worse.

1069
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 16: Okay, you know what at this point, guys, I'm sorry,

1070
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 16: I'm getting nervous, getting rambling, upset everything that I need

1071
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 16: it too. I'm just going to keep talking. Like fun fact,

1072
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 16: even when I was getting it three years ago, it

1073
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 16: wasn't that great. And you know it wasn't even like

1074
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:55,960
Speaker 16: the fun stuff.

1075
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 1: We don't want to detail.

1076
00:48:58,840 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 5: Okay, we've heard enough.

1077
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:03,480
Speaker 16: Yeah, but I just think there's a connection here that

1078
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 16: we should stop talking.

1079
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 5: Okay, he's going to stop talking, and I'm just going

1080
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 5: to pick it up and offer to send you to

1081
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 5: on another day. And we were well, we would be

1082
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 5: a landa would have changed your mind at all? If

1083
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 5: it's not chilly. No, it's possible.

1084
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 1: Jeff thought that was the issue.

1085
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,840
Speaker 5: Seems to be the thing that's bringing up all of

1086
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 5: these deep seated memories, and.

1087
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 16: Cob Salad, I appreciate it. Some people are just too judgmental,

1088
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 16: you know.

1089
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:38,760
Speaker 7: That's well said Dorman.

1090
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 5: And we appreciate you coming on the show and being

1091
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 5: open with us, far too open for anybody to be

1092
00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 5: comfortable with. But you know what a break after this

1093
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 5: the other room, we all wish you a lot of

1094
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,359
Speaker 5: luck getting over your hill that you're trying to climb here,

1095
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 5: Brookie Jeffrey in the morning, brook you've had a few

1096
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 5: moments to recover after that fiasco. Are you feeling any

1097
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 5: better about what we just heard?

1098
00:50:04,239 --> 00:50:04,399
Speaker 6: Oh?

1099
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:08,120
Speaker 2: My, I honestly think that he's a good person and

1100
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: that he like I don't think he means to.

1101
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 7: Be socially awkward.

1102
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,840
Speaker 1: So open, yeah, close it down a little bit, buddy.

1103
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't think we've ever had somebody on the

1104
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,760
Speaker 5: show in the middle of the date admit I haven't

1105
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 5: gotten action from a woman in three years. But I'm

1106
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 5: hoping that's going to change.

1107
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 7: Looking at you.

1108
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: At least he.

1109
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 4: Didn't say never.

1110
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 5: I mean, that's still not bad either. Yeah, he's got hope.

1111
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,160
Speaker 1: It's crazy. She was like, oh, I get to be

1112
00:50:35,239 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: the lucky one because.

1113
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 5: I'm a believer in manifestation, in the trying to put

1114
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 5: your wants out there into the world.

1115
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 7: I don't think this is quite the right way to

1116
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 7: do it.

1117
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: No, that's into the world, not into your date.

1118
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:49,600
Speaker 5: Although who knows, maybe after this Dorman's going to have

1119
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 5: twelve women in a single week, almost as many sessions

1120
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,880
Speaker 5: as his mom and dad have. Yeah, keep dreaming, Dorman.

1121
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 4: I'm still looking for someone to to go out with them.

1122
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm literally looking.

1123
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 5: Somebody's out there for him, and there's somebody out there

1124
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,200
Speaker 5: for everybody. If you need some help in your dating life,

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Speaker 5: email the show. We can call that person who's not

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Speaker 5: calling you back. Go check out all of our second dates.

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Speaker 5: Wherever you get your podcasts, they're up online at Brook and.

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 5: Welcome back to Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. And

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Speaker 5: while we do cover the news, it's a little more

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00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 5: embarrassing when we make the.

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Speaker 7: News what.

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00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,799
Speaker 5: We have to report on it. Nonetheless, we are journalists,

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00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:39,720
Speaker 5: after all, nobody advanced degrees from highly respected education.

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Speaker 2: Wait, I forgot my journal We are not a news station, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: not with that attitude.

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Speaker 5: But if you missed it, our very own Brooke Fox

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Speaker 5: has reportedly turned down the offer to become the next

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Speaker 5: Golden Bachelor.

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00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 7: Okay, we're gonna hear from her in.

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00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 5: Just a second, so please don't interrupt me while we're

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Speaker 5: reporting the news. A but the rumors of why she

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00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 5: was considered such an attractive candidate for the position. Number one,

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Speaker 5: her love of Costco samples and early bedtime routines.

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00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, big fan of both.

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00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 1: I like the Costco samples. I'm actually very big on

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00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:18,919
Speaker 1: staying up late.

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Speaker 5: They all knew that. Number two, she already endorses Meta

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00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,239
Speaker 5: Musil on the show, So there's that would have fit

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Speaker 5: in perfectly. But the straw that broke the camel's back

1151
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 5: was when she heard there was going to be multiple

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00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 5: hot tub scenes and her dermatologists said, absolutely not. We

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00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 5: are trying to get rid of those wrinkles, not add

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00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 5: more onto that face. So the woman who's known around

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00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:44,719
Speaker 5: the office as Miss early Bird Special has officially set

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00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,120
Speaker 5: to know. And now it is time to get a

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Speaker 5: direct response from brook brook your comment, my age would.

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Speaker 2: Fit me on the normal Bachelor Bachelorette, not on the

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00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,359
Speaker 2: fancy Sorry you are.

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Speaker 1: Out of taking. They let the Golden Bachelor's go on

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00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,280
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 4: Any coincidence that Brooks on a show that starts on

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Speaker 4: like six A.

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00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: You're gonna push me into botox.

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00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 5: I swear to god, denial does not look pretty on you.

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00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,359
Speaker 5: Along with the colors black, white.

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00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 7: Or yellow like a bumblebee.

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Speaker 1: Have you know yellow is my color?

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Speaker 7: Anyway?

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Speaker 5: Laser stories coming up right after this.

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Speaker 7: It's the radio.

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00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 5: Segment that challenged Gwyneth Paltrow to a kale chip eating contest.

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Speaker 5: Gwinn tapped out after a chip in a house that

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Speaker 5: was her lunch and dinner for the entire week. Rattle

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00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 5: On with victorious Laser stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 5: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 5: except we've got a laser and there's other goofy droopies.

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Speaker 5: Just don't This first laser story is out.

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Speaker 7: Of Lubbock, Fine.

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Speaker 5: Three cops on horseback were riding around recently when they

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Speaker 5: saw a guy walking down the street instead of on

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Speaker 5: the sidewalk. He seemed suspicious, so they went up and

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Speaker 5: talked to him. They thought he might have drugs, so

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Speaker 5: they asked to search his pockets and he said no.

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Speaker 5: And then one of the cops joked that the horse

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Speaker 5: he was on was a drug sniffing horse. So you

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Speaker 5: better be honest with us, dude. I would have obviously

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Speaker 5: already laughed. I would have lost it. You're a funny cop.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you wouldn't have fallen for it. No, obviously he's

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Speaker 1: kidding a horse sniffer.

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He's asking to search you. I don't know how joky

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Speaker 1: he is.

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Speaker 5: Well, the guy immediately took off running. Yeah wow, there's

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Speaker 5: body cam footage of the whole thing, and the deputies

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Speaker 5: thought the guy fleeing was also a joke. But oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: that wouldn't be a funny joke where he's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: but then he didn't stop, so they had to pursue.

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Speaker 5: The guy took off down an alley, but remember they're

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Speaker 5: on horseback. Immediately caught up to him, and now forty

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Speaker 5: two year old Joseph Ramirez is facing charges for evading

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Speaker 5: arrest and tampering with physical evidence.

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Speaker 1: Oh rose something out of his pockets all the way.

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Speaker 5: It's not clear if that evidence was drugs or not,

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Speaker 5: but some people are assuming.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I also assume pretty pretty big assumption to

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Speaker 2: make you guys, just because he ran from the cops.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, let's give the guy a little bit of a break.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he just wanted to see if he could beat

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Speaker 1: a horse. Maybe, or that could be.

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Speaker 5: Too Yeah, after it was all done, the cops do

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Speaker 5: want the public to know from here on out. While

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Speaker 5: they would like to have drug sniffing horses. There is

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Speaker 5: no such thing.

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Speaker 4: I want cooler animals like release achilla.

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Speaker 7: He's gonna, like, you know, sniff me up.

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Speaker 1: Just adorable.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, this next as the story is out of San Antonio,

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Speaker 5: stan in Texas. A twenty year old guy named Scooter

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00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 5: Talbot hopped on Netflix last week and realized somebody had

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Speaker 5: changed his username.

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Speaker 1: Is this really a news story?

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00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:08,960
Speaker 5: That's an extreme violation brouha. It's not clear what they

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00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,800
Speaker 5: changed it to, but it was some sort of insult.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 5: So Scooter was upset and he knew the two guys

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Speaker 5: who changed it.

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00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're the only two guys probably has this password.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, nineteen year olds Brian Reynolds and eighteen year old

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Speaker 5: Anthony Constant.

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be something funny.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,320
Speaker 5: He texted them saying he felt disrespected by their prank,

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Speaker 5: and instead of working it out, he challenged them both.

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Speaker 7: To a fight.

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00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's the fun guy and that friend group?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: Why does he just kick him off the account?

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00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:39,279
Speaker 6: Yeah?

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00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 5: Then they're not going to learn their lesson, right? Okay,

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Speaker 5: So a few hours later, the three all met up

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Speaker 5: at a local park and went at it with each other.

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00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,000
Speaker 1: Over a Netflix name.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a serious business.

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Speaker 7: John bored with this.

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Speaker 5: According to the police report, it sounds like Scooter took

1249
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:02,160
Speaker 5: quite a beating against one man, but yeah, Brian did too.

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00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:05,120
Speaker 5: His face is all banged up in his mugshot photo

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Speaker 5: and he's in a neck brace.

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Speaker 1: Wow, he's gonna need some time to watch the Netflix that.

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00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,600
Speaker 1: I hope he didn't get booted.

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Speaker 5: He and Anthony are now both facing charges for aggravated assaults. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 5: Scooter is recovering in the hospital. And may I remind

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Speaker 5: you it all happened because a Netflix user name change.

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00:57:23,080 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 2: Wo wow, Okay, I feel like we need to find

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00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 2: more healthy ways to get out of our anger night.

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Speaker 7: Fight idea away from there.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of fast food fantasy Lands.

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00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 5: McDonald's just announced that they're bringing back their Monopoly game

1262
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,520
Speaker 5: next week for the first time in a decade.

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Speaker 1: Oh is it bad? I didn't realize it left.

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Speaker 4: Oh watched the documentary. I'm like, I'm never going to

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00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,439
Speaker 4: play the Monopoly game again.

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Speaker 2: You know where you get all the board pieces on

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00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 2: your cup or your fresh crows?

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00:57:57,360 --> 00:57:58,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you don't know, it's the game where you

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00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 5: peel off a bunch of and you try to collect

1270
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 5: groups of monopoly properties, so you're trying to get all

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00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,560
Speaker 5: the red properties or all the blue properties together.

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Speaker 4: And when I was a kid, I swore I was rich.

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00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 4: Every time I'm like, dude, I know my buddy Eric

1274
00:58:11,920 --> 00:58:15,400
Speaker 4: has Marvin Gardens. If we joined Force's, mom, we're gonna

1275
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Speaker 4: be a millionaire. I just have to negotiate.

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00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 1: Here's got the railroad.

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00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:21,920
Speaker 5: The railroad a lot of hope in the game. Anyway.

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00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 5: McDonald's has the approximate odds of winning various prizes buried

1279
00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 5: deep down in their official rules, and they're pretty hilarious.

1280
00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 5: So here's a few. A free small fry one in

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Speaker 5: twenty five.

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00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say those are the only things

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00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,400
Speaker 1: that I ever won from that game.

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Speaker 5: That's not too bad. That's still one in twenty five people.

1285
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,120
Speaker 1: But who's going back and just getting the free small

1286
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 1: fig gimmick, A.

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00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 5: Chicken McNugget one in ninety eight.

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00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,479
Speaker 1: They can't give a hundred, They can't give out.

1289
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:53,480
Speaker 5: More than that. It's not very good odds. And then

1290
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 5: this is where things begin to get absolutely crazy. An

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Speaker 5: Audio Technica turntable bundle where five hundred dollars. Record Player

1292
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Speaker 5: chances to win are one in fifty nine million.

1293
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 6: Double.

1294
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the amount you're spending to get that

1295
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 2: many monopoly things.

1296
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 1: Just go buy the record play like one hundred dollars.

1297
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:15,840
Speaker 5: Record Yeah, okay, that one's rough, But how about a

1298
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 5: seventy seven inch Samsung TV from Best Buy.

1299
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Speaker 4: Now we're talking.

1300
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,400
Speaker 7: Samsung is a great brand too.

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00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 5: That'll be one in one hundred and fifty three million.

1302
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, only on the same odds as winning one hundred

1303
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,320
Speaker 4: million in the power Ball.

1304
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:30,880
Speaker 1: I thought radio promotions were bad.

1305
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:31,080
Speaker 4: Our.

1306
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 5: He is so much better than this t we're like

1307
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 5: twenty five Yeah, a ten thousand dollars Low's shopping spree.

1308
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,040
Speaker 5: Your chances are one in two point six billion.

1309
00:59:40,240 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

1310
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 2: That's even worse today, even say how much money you

1311
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 2: get at that shopping spree?

1312
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 5: Ten thousand dollars.

1313
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't hear that part.

1314
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:52,720
Speaker 5: Okay, so many numbers, ten thousand dollars Low shopping spree,

1315
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,680
Speaker 5: A lot of numbers, and it gets worse. One in

1316
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,520
Speaker 5: three billion will win a VIP trip for four to

1317
00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,720
Speaker 5: the Kennedy Space Center, and one in f four billion

1318
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,920
Speaker 5: will win a trip for four to Universal Orlando.

1319
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:06,080
Speaker 1: Bo price.

1320
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:10,960
Speaker 2: We're winning a house or an actual railroad, billion dollars,

1321
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,919
Speaker 2: even a top hat man something from the gate.

1322
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 5: Let's get crazier. One in six billion wins a twenty

1323
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 5: twenty six winn A Bago RV motor home.

1324
01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna want to sell after one season. Find a

1325
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 1: pump the sewer out.

1326
01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:32,320
Speaker 5: One in eleven billion, take home a Polaris ATV. Wow,

1327
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 5: there's only eight billion people on the planet and the

1328
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 5: odds are one and eleven billion people.

1329
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:41,680
Speaker 1: Why are there so many random prizes? It's so all

1330
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: over the board.

1331
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:45,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, three random. I like some of these press some

1332
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:47,520
Speaker 5: of these are kind of cool and ATV winn a Bago,

1333
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 5: this is like a Price is Right dream. One in

1334
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 5: thirteen billion, get a twenty twenty six Jeep Grand Cherokey

1335
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 5: and finally, any guesses for this an all expense paid

1336
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 5: vacation for four to Paris quat brilliant, a quadrillion.

1337
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 7: Of a quadrillion.

1338
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:06,200
Speaker 1: I feel like it's only a two night's day. I'm

1339
01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,160
Speaker 1: gonna go one in seventy six billion. I can't even

1340
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: do the math ron numbers.

1341
01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, Price is Right rules, go to brook the answer.

1342
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:19,920
Speaker 5: One in sixty billions I should dollar, so good luck playing.

1343
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 5: Hope you get that small fry. But speaking of small fries.

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01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,600
Speaker 7: Ah, a little small fry he is.

1345
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,880
Speaker 5: He's a little warm and salty, and he's hiding in

1346
01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 5: the bottom of your McDonald's bag that you just picked

1347
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 5: up at the draft room.

1348
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 7: Just let them live with you. He's a good time.

1349
01:01:37,160 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 5: That's how means Laser Stories has come to an end

1350
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 5: for the day. We'll do it again, same time on Friday.

1351
01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1352
01:01:52,080 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 5: What happens when a new player enters the Lion's Den

1353
01:01:55,840 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 5: and faces off versus the insatiable trivia beast own is Brook,

1354
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:03,760
Speaker 5: total and utter carnage.

1355
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,760
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

1356
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:08,600
Speaker 5: But the new player, Christina has boldly stepped into the arena.

1357
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 5: Trivia Beast, say.

1358
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 7: Hello to your new foe.

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01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: Hello me Hi. Hi was scary.

1360
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:18,680
Speaker 5: Christina thought she was the beast too.

1361
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean we're both kind of beastie, right.

1362
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:21,560
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1363
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 7: So let's see how it goes.

1364
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 5: Brooke is going to leave the studio, and you know

1365
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 5: how it works. You got thirty seconds answer as many

1366
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:28,480
Speaker 5: questions as possible. If you don't know when, you could

1367
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:30,240
Speaker 5: say pass. But you have to beat Brook out right

1368
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 5: if you want to win?

1369
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:31,600
Speaker 7: Are you ready?

1370
01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 16: Uh?

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01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,520
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1372
01:02:32,680 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 7: Good luck? Your time starts now.

1373
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 5: Which amusement park opened on this day in nineteen seventy one,

1374
01:02:38,320 --> 01:02:42,520
Speaker 5: disney World or Disneyland disney World. Steven Tyler is the

1375
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 5: lead singer of what iconic band Oslo is the capital

1376
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,720
Speaker 5: of what European country?

1377
01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 16: Jeremy?

1378
01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:53,640
Speaker 5: What number president was?

1379
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 8: Oh wa wa?

1380
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:58,160
Speaker 5: What number president was? Abraham Lincoln six sixteen or twenty

1381
01:02:58,240 --> 01:03:03,200
Speaker 5: six sixteen? Suzanne Collins wrote what young adult dystopian book

1382
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 5: trilogy turned movie franchise.

1383
01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:07,800
Speaker 16: I don't know.

1384
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,440
Speaker 5: That's a mouthful on that one.

1385
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 7: So anyway, book, We're not ready for you.

1386
01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:16,800
Speaker 5: No one's waving you in. No one's waving you in

1387
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,560
Speaker 5: before before we bring her back in. I don't know

1388
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,320
Speaker 5: if anybody has heard the show. Recently, Brooke has complained

1389
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,080
Speaker 5: a lot that I've been asking boring questions to our

1390
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 5: contestants about their jobs and their livelihoods and things like that.

1391
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,840
Speaker 5: She doesn't want to hear it. So our producer thought

1392
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,720
Speaker 5: it would be fun to troll Brook and make her

1393
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:37,720
Speaker 5: feel guilty. So, Christina, when I ask what brought you

1394
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,439
Speaker 5: to the show, what made you want to play?

1395
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:39,800
Speaker 8: Today?

1396
01:03:40,080 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 5: Producer Boyd fed you an answer, right, yeah, okay, you

1397
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:48,200
Speaker 5: feel ready when I ask you that? Yeah, I want

1398
01:03:48,240 --> 01:03:51,400
Speaker 5: to keep totally serious faces for this. Let's bring Brook

1399
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:55,360
Speaker 5: back into the studio. Okay, now that we figured out

1400
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:58,680
Speaker 5: that part of the game. So Christina, you're a new player.

1401
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,120
Speaker 5: What made you want to haul in and play Brook today?

1402
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,040
Speaker 14: Well, recently, I got injured.

1403
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: Wow, we just talked to somebody else who was super injured.

1404
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 7: How'd you get injured?

1405
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:17,080
Speaker 16: Well, I got hit by a flying pancake during a

1406
01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 16: breakfast themed flash mob flag.

1407
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:22,440
Speaker 7: Oh my god, pancakes.

1408
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 5: You hospitalized by it?

1409
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 13: Oh?

1410
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,480
Speaker 9: It almost burnt like my forehead?

1411
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:32,240
Speaker 1: Oh god, my god, one perfect circle from that hot cake.

1412
01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 5: Brooke. How do you feel learning that information about Christina?

1413
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: Well, I'm a little said. I wasn't invited to the

1414
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,560
Speaker 1: breakfast flash mob because that.

1415
01:04:40,680 --> 01:04:45,480
Speaker 2: Sounds the hospital broad Dude, if I could work by

1416
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,720
Speaker 2: a waffle maker, I would be like, I don't know why.

1417
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: I picture it in the like continental breakfast area.

1418
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 5: So you've turned christina suffering into a joke for yourself. Wow,

1419
01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 5: I think that is kind of low.

1420
01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 1: If you ask me, I always hit a new low

1421
01:04:59,520 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: for you, Jef.

1422
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm fine with it. I mean, thank god we

1423
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 5: asked Christina that question and not something about her job

1424
01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:07,000
Speaker 5: or her livelihood, right.

1425
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 1: Brook, that was a lot more interesting.

1426
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was okay, even if it wasn't totally true.

1427
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 1: Jobs don't define people, Jeff, you need to get that up.

1428
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:16,680
Speaker 5: My next question was going to be, Christina, you're trying

1429
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:18,560
Speaker 5: to be a nine to one to one dispatcher and

1430
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 5: save lives. What made you want to get into that.

1431
01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:22,840
Speaker 15: I really enjoy helping people.

1432
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,800
Speaker 5: Brooke rolled her eyes at the thought of helping other people. So,

1433
01:05:27,680 --> 01:05:29,600
Speaker 5: you know, let's just get to the questions here, Brook,

1434
01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,120
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1435
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

1436
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:31,840
Speaker 7: Your time starts now.

1437
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 5: Which amusement park opened on this day in nineteen seventy one,

1438
01:05:35,560 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 5: disney World or Disneyland disney World. Stephen Tyler is the

1439
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,120
Speaker 5: lead singer of what iconic band Oslo is the capital

1440
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 5: of what European country? What number of president was Abraham

1441
01:05:47,320 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 5: Lincoln six sixteen or twenty six sixteen. Suzanne Collins wrote

1442
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:56,480
Speaker 5: what young adult dystopian book trilogy turned movie franchise Hunger Games.

1443
01:05:57,040 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 5: A snail can sleep up to three days, three years,

1444
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 5: or three months three months. All right, we got our answers,

1445
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,600
Speaker 5: haying time to head on over to the scoreboard to

1446
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:11,040
Speaker 5: see how you boll did with Jose Money top Bulon

1447
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 5: Rigga June.

1448
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,120
Speaker 1: Christina got you correct today?

1449
01:06:17,040 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 14: Okay, I'll take you up.

1450
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 7: Okay, it's not that good.

1451
01:06:20,160 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ambro, Yeah, I just can't get me down.

1452
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:30,080
Speaker 5: Writ the victory right away from you, Christina, I'm sorry

1453
01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,280
Speaker 5: about that. Let's go over the answers. The amusement park

1454
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 5: that opened on this day in nineteen seventy one would

1455
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:37,840
Speaker 5: be disney World. Disney Land opened a long time before that,

1456
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 5: in nineteen fifty five. Stephen Tyler is the lead singer

1457
01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:44,400
Speaker 5: of Aerosmith. He has been for fifty five years. Day,

1458
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 5: how does he doing? Oslo is the capital of Norway.

1459
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:52,320
Speaker 5: Abraham Lincoln was the sixteenth President of the United States.

1460
01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:55,160
Speaker 5: Suzanne Colin wrote, why was this written?

1461
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:55,919
Speaker 7: With so many words?

1462
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 5: The young adult dystopian book trilogy turned movie franchise The

1463
01:06:59,480 --> 01:06:59,960
Speaker 5: Hunger Game.

1464
01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: We are we doing a promo for it? It sounds

1465
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: like one of those copies and something just gets relieved.

1466
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:07,720
Speaker 5: Needed the full description and a snail can sleep up

1467
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:13,960
Speaker 5: to three whole years stay hash tag goal. Christina, it

1468
01:07:14,080 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 5: was not enough to be broke today, but the good

1469
01:07:15,760 --> 01:07:17,800
Speaker 5: news is just for playing. We are giving you a

1470
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 5: family four pack of day and night tickets to Stalker

1471
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:24,440
Speaker 5: Farms Fall Festival. Enjoyed the Pumpkin Patch, corn Maze, Megaslide,

1472
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:27,480
Speaker 5: and plenty of haunted attractions at night too at Stoker

1473
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 5: Farms Fall Festival.

1474
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 15: They're one of the good ones.

1475
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:30,320
Speaker 7: I've heard about them.

1476
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 17: That's what I was playing for it anyway.

1477
01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 5: So there, right, all right, You're welcome back anytime, Christina.

1478
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:38,919
Speaker 5: We're gonna do it same time

1479
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.