Speaker 1: It's the best Bit of the week with Morgan two,
Speaker 1: she's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bones Show this week.
Speaker 2: What's up, everybody catching up on the Bobby Bone Show. Well,
Speaker 2: you are in the right place. This is Best Bits
Speaker 2: Part two, where I count down seven segments from the
Speaker 2: show this week that you all loved, super engaged with,
Speaker 2: or maybe they were a little controversial all across the board.
Speaker 2: But before we get into that, Part one, Part three
Speaker 2: this weekend is with Scuba Steve. If you've never listened before.
Speaker 2: Part one is with a show member and we really
Speaker 2: just catch up on life stuff we didn't get to
Speaker 2: on the big show, or we kind of go on
Speaker 2: random tangents and just have fun with it. So fun
Speaker 2: stuff over in Part one and part three is a
Speaker 2: listener at Q and A. This weekend it's all with
Speaker 2: Scuba Steve. So go listen to those if you have
Speaker 2: some extra time. But if you just want to catch up,
Speaker 2: then let's get into it. There are some things that
Speaker 2: happen in the world that are awkward, but they really
Speaker 2: shouldn't be. Like This all started because a podcast was
Speaker 2: talking about how when you go and you go bowl
Speaker 2: your round the walk back is super awkward, but for
Speaker 2: what reason? So we all shared something that makes us
Speaker 2: feel awkward, but we really shouldn't be feeling awkward.
Speaker 3: Number seven.
Speaker 4: I like this question and we're gonna do it as well.
Speaker 4: Go ahead.
Speaker 5: What's something that's not supposed to be awkward but is
Speaker 5: walking back after you bowl and bowling, especially when you hit.
Speaker 6: Nothing, so everybody just looking at you like you suck.
Speaker 4: That's pretty funny.
Speaker 7: That's a real funny.
Speaker 4: So what's something that's not supposed to be awkward but is?
Speaker 4: And that's from me? Can't I vibe with the all podcasts?
Speaker 4: I'll go first, getting off the phone. It's awful.
Speaker 7: Oh, just hanging out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta go. Oh then they start talking again
Speaker 4: and you're like, well, now they know I want to
Speaker 4: get off the phone, and so now they're going to
Speaker 4: treat the conversation different. I'm terrible at phone, so fun yes,
Speaker 4: at phone, just in general, I'm terrible at phone. Hey,
Speaker 4: getting off the phone with someone, I don't know how
Speaker 4: to do it because I'll be like, okay, gotta they
Speaker 4: just started another sentence.
Speaker 8: Have you ever been in a situation on the phone
Speaker 8: where someone's trying to get off.
Speaker 4: With you first, No, it couldn't happen.
Speaker 8: Ever, you've never known the phone with anybody that's wanted
Speaker 8: to get off the phone before you did, or you
Speaker 8: were mid sentences.
Speaker 4: That I can remember, No, because I don't want to
Speaker 4: be on the phone ever. So if I'm on the phone,
Speaker 4: my goal is to get off the phone. So if
Speaker 4: there's any sort of opening to get off the phone,
Speaker 4: I'm in. I'm out. So for me, that's what's awkward
Speaker 4: is trying to get off a phone call you.
Speaker 8: So I feel like doors for me are awkward, Like
Speaker 8: sometimes if you don't know to push pull and it's
Speaker 8: not labeled, Like why do I get so embarrassed if
Speaker 8: I do it wrong?
Speaker 9: Do you ever do that?
Speaker 8: We you're like supposed to push a door, but you
Speaker 8: pull or you do the opposite, and then you're stuck.
Speaker 7: And people see you, Yes, well you're stuck.
Speaker 4: I mean I've done the rule for a minute. I've
Speaker 4: never just committed to being stuck.
Speaker 8: Or even revolving doors are awkward for me because I
Speaker 8: feel like I have to like jump in all of
Speaker 8: mine revolved doors, or if you open the door for
Speaker 8: somebody and they're a little too far away and you're
Speaker 8: having to hold it for a long time.
Speaker 4: Or if they're all holding it for you and you're
Speaker 4: kind of far out, now you have a run.
Speaker 9: Like doors are doors are hard for me?
Speaker 4: Okay? Yes? Do you naturally if you walk up to
Speaker 4: a door from the outside, do you push or pull?
Speaker 4: I would think you pull, right. I think it's pool
Speaker 4: from the outside. I don't know.
Speaker 8: I don't know in a universal way. I don't know
Speaker 8: there is I need to learn it too.
Speaker 7: It kind of says on there, like what, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I don't only freak out because if it doesn't go,
Speaker 4: I quickly go to the other with then like a
Speaker 4: split second.
Speaker 7: But sometimes you have all your weight going for the
Speaker 7: push all your weight?
Speaker 4: Are you guys playing American gladiators are putting all your
Speaker 4: weight on a.
Speaker 9: Door because we're trying to get through the door.
Speaker 8: Or if it's like the right one is locked with
Speaker 8: the left one is open, and you go to the right,
Speaker 8: it's just awkward.
Speaker 4: Well, that one's different. I can understand that because you
Speaker 4: don't know which one.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but then you feel like an idiot.
Speaker 4: But it always the right one. Now that I say that,
Speaker 4: isn't always the right one? If there are two.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Another one would be escalators with the suitcase at the airport.
Speaker 9: I just like say a prayer, I get on.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, you do the sign of the Cross
Speaker 8: and here we go, Like that's that's a ride.
Speaker 10: Eddie buying women's products at the grocery store. I know
Speaker 10: it's not awkward, but it always feels awkward and I
Speaker 10: have to say, like, that's not for me.
Speaker 8: Can I say that it's okay for that to feel
Speaker 8: awkward for men because it's awkward for me as a woman.
Speaker 8: I strategically choose who I check out with because I
Speaker 8: feel awkward if there's a teenage boy working.
Speaker 9: I am not buying tampons.
Speaker 4: I'm not even as a woman, even.
Speaker 9: As a woman.
Speaker 8: I mean, sometimes we're desperate, but I am going to
Speaker 8: try to find the elderly woman that's checking out people.
Speaker 4: I guess I don't feel awkward anymore doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think I probably did at one point, but now
Speaker 4: I think that's just show business.
Speaker 9: But do you feel like you have to be like
Speaker 9: not for me?
Speaker 4: And I know I don't have to say that, like
Speaker 4: whistle it. I think they know that where am I
Speaker 4: going to put it? You know some people like I've
Speaker 4: done my nose before.
Speaker 7: It for my wife, we've been married for twenty years.
Speaker 4: You got to tell them your whole story there, Morgan, Yeah,
Speaker 4: mine is evolving.
Speaker 2: When you are either at an airport or on a
Speaker 2: plane and you fall asleep and then you jolt up
Speaker 2: and you feel like somebody saw what happened, and you
Speaker 2: feel really embarrassed that you a fell asleep and be
Speaker 2: that you jolted awake.
Speaker 4: I think of how I drool sometimes when I do that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'm really good. That's tough, Mike d going into a
Speaker 4: small business and leaving without buying anything.
Speaker 10: Whenever you're in there, like looking around and you're like, oh,
Speaker 10: I'm not going to buy anything, but.
Speaker 7: It feels so awkward leaving You're like, I'll come back later.
Speaker 7: It feels like you're stealing.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 7: And they always ask you like it's a small.
Speaker 4: Place and you do walk around and just look, you're
Speaker 4: the only You're the only one. Yeah, And maybe I
Speaker 4: don't feel like you think I'm stealing, but I feel
Speaker 4: like I just took their time, like they just had
Speaker 4: to dedicate some time to me, and I came in.
Speaker 7: Even though they're glad you're there.
Speaker 6: Are they though?
Speaker 4: So nice to you and you're like, okay, Raymond, do
Speaker 4: do you have one two guys going into a men's
Speaker 4: restroom and going into the jurnals next to each other.
Speaker 7: It's awkward, it is.
Speaker 4: We all have to go to the bathroom, but you
Speaker 4: have have to do that small talk. I've done it,
Speaker 4: even with saying if someone's already up there and you
Speaker 4: walk up to it, yes, I can agree with that.
Speaker 4: My dad will pull off at a gas station, me
Speaker 4: and him will go in the bathroom together. He taught
Speaker 4: me how to go to a bathroom, and it is
Speaker 4: still awkward. We have to have that small talk for
Speaker 4: thirty seconds. If you're here at work and there's a
Speaker 4: dude up because the two urinals are in our bathroom
Speaker 4: the right beside each other. Obviously there's a little wall
Speaker 4: in the middle, so no one's peaking, so that's not awkward.
Speaker 4: But then you're just so your shoulders are so close.
Speaker 4: You got to kind of be like, what's up. At
Speaker 4: least you talk to them, depending on who it is,
Speaker 4: you just got. It doesn't matter who it is. You
Speaker 4: got to just at least acknowledge because you're standing so
Speaker 4: close to them, you just have to be like, what's up?
Speaker 4: Even just that if not, that's weird.
Speaker 10: My thing is I don't want them thinking I'm looking
Speaker 10: at their thing, so I just look.
Speaker 4: No one thinks that tampon voy You never know. Why
Speaker 4: are you worried about what people are thinking about it?
Speaker 9: Everybody said there's a divider.
Speaker 10: There's a divide here at work, but sometimes there's no divider,
Speaker 10: And I just want to make sure.
Speaker 7: That, Hey, I'm not looking at you, so I'm looking
Speaker 7: straight right.
Speaker 4: On the top.
Speaker 9: Don't you just say that, like, hey, I'm not looking.
Speaker 4: And stuff. They're not for me. I'm not looking close.
Speaker 9: Your eyes or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know, something that's not supposed to be awkward,
Speaker 4: but it is abby. Did you have one or no?
Speaker 11: Well, like if you're walking or if you're in a
Speaker 11: restaurant and you're looking for the bathroom. Just like walking
Speaker 11: through the restaurant, you feel like everybody at every table's
Speaker 11: looking at you and they're like, you got somewhere to
Speaker 11: be what you're doing.
Speaker 4: I've walked in the kitchen by accident before. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: this is not this is not the bad. Then you
Speaker 4: got to walk in the kitchen and talk to whoever
Speaker 4: next to the journal in there.
Speaker 8: Something that happened to me the other day at the
Speaker 8: grocery stores. I ran into somebody that I knew. I'm like,
Speaker 8: you know, asle two, and then I ran on on
Speaker 8: them again on Aisle four.
Speaker 9: And then when you run into them again, I just
Speaker 9: realized that that felt a little bit awkward, because like,
Speaker 9: what do you do at that point?
Speaker 4: Like, good, I'm more you walking after you already say bye.
Speaker 4: Then you walk the same way. They're like, all right,
Speaker 4: good to see you, see you soon. Then you walk
Speaker 4: off toward the car the same Okay.
Speaker 7: I like to make the joke though you following.
Speaker 4: Me, I'm not following. You made a promise. Eddie has
Speaker 4: to yell that, oh a good good job guys, and hey,
Speaker 4: good job by that podcast. That's a pretty on the topics.
Speaker 3: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Lunchbox got tested for syphilis. Now this is
Speaker 2: no joking matter if it actually were to come out
Speaker 2: a certain way.
Speaker 4: But it didn't.
Speaker 2: And this all started because he came on the show
Speaker 2: and was super vulnerable and was like I found out
Speaker 2: after going to the doctor, I have X Y Z
Speaker 2: and then a listener called in was like, well, maybe
Speaker 2: you have X y Z and that's what caused this
Speaker 2: test to happen, and just follow the story because you
Speaker 2: might at least get a good laugh out of this,
Speaker 2: but maybe don't take it so seriously.
Speaker 4: Number six, So Lunchbox came on the air admitted he
Speaker 4: did no guys could get this disease, and then said
Speaker 4: that in his throat he has a YaST infection. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then a listener called and said, not only that, you
Speaker 4: might have syphilis. So we have a syphilis test here?
Speaker 4: Can someone bring me the cyphalus test? So what's gonna
Speaker 4: happen is he's going to take this test. How's your
Speaker 4: east infection? By the way, it's getting a lot better.
Speaker 4: I'm able to eat now and swallow and good. It's
Speaker 4: been a lot better. So in my hand here it's
Speaker 4: called first to know, the first to know. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: a home used fingerstick blood test for the detection of
Speaker 4: antibodies to the bacteria that causes syphless. Now, the reason
Speaker 4: we want to know is because if it goes undiagnosed,
Speaker 4: that could eat his brain. Yeah, simplest could dangerous. So
Speaker 4: that's what I've heard, let's take a look at this test.
Speaker 10: But if it is positive, like for sure, like there's
Speaker 10: a conversation that needs to be followed up on.
Speaker 4: I've had people tell me he shouldn't even be here
Speaker 4: with the east affection in his throat. Really, they're lying.
Speaker 4: Amy came in with COVID and just worked for days
Speaker 4: and I didn't know. I was like, hey, I know,
Speaker 4: but I was like, you don't have a cold. It's worse,
Speaker 4: and she wouldn't. Then she came in, she was like,
Speaker 4: you were right. But she also also sits by herself.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox sits at a table with everybody else, but we're
Speaker 4: not making out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, but your spit and yell, and you yell, so
Speaker 10: your spit goes everywhere.
Speaker 4: So I have a simplest test. I have instructions for use.
Speaker 4: Lunchbox is going to take this test and it's going
Speaker 4: to take like fifteen minutes for us to get the
Speaker 4: results back. Any anything you want to say before you
Speaker 4: take the test, lunch barks.
Speaker 5: Man, I don't know anything about syphilis except for you
Speaker 5: guys telling me about it, and let's hope I don't
Speaker 5: have it or else is going to be really awkward?
Speaker 10: Is there anything you'd like to say about how you
Speaker 10: got potentially got syphilis.
Speaker 4: Well, been around the block. Wait what, I don't think
Speaker 4: it's taken years.
Speaker 9: It's like it's like dormant for.
Speaker 4: Since your bar clip your bar days in Austin. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean I was like, I've been everywhere man. Huh
Speaker 4: you trying to sing Johnny Cash.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm trying to think of the ness of workers.
Speaker 5: I've been everywhere, man everywhere, man every and that's all
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, So we're going to take and he's going to
Speaker 4: take the test outside in the lobby. Who's going to
Speaker 4: do it, guys?
Speaker 8: I don't what He'd have to get it through some
Speaker 8: pretty specific ways.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I test right now. So there's a lancet. You
Speaker 4: have to sanitize your finger, you prick your fingertip, then
Speaker 4: you fill the test and then it's much like a
Speaker 4: COVID test where we will do the reveal just like
Speaker 4: we did with his job. We'll do the reveal on
Speaker 4: the air coming up.
Speaker 8: Have you shared a toothbrush or a raiser with anybody?
Speaker 8: Because those are the two non sexual ways.
Speaker 7: But that's it though everything else.
Speaker 4: But if someone uses his toothbrush and he doesn't know
Speaker 4: about it. It's not even that he's using somebody else's
Speaker 4: but somebody could have come into his house use the toothbrush. Yeah,
Speaker 4: next thing, you know, he's got sephless.
Speaker 9: Any organ translates recently.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Lunchbox is going to test for sephialis. His
Speaker 4: yeast infection is getting better. I mean I did donate
Speaker 4: my power reds the Red Cross.
Speaker 8: He did, he did, he did, he donated his blood.
Speaker 8: Surely they tested it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I'm saying, what if I got Oh no,
Speaker 5: what if someone was sitting in my seat and they
Speaker 5: dropped blood and I got.
Speaker 8: It on me.
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's how you get sepulus. I think
Speaker 4: that's how liars said they got sephlus when they.
Speaker 9: Get questioned about how blood transfusion.
Speaker 4: Transition transfusions. Okay, let's take him out, Abby. Do you
Speaker 4: want to get him the test? I trust you to
Speaker 4: do it, right, I'd love to. Okay, So there is
Speaker 4: that some fantasy you have yet hurt you?
Speaker 8: I mean, I got get it.
Speaker 4: What if we do we get like ten days, we
Speaker 4: prick them all at once, all over our body? Oh
Speaker 4: my god, that's so bad. Okay, let's play. Let's play
Speaker 4: this song, and then wait, is there a band aid
Speaker 4: that you have to seal me up? Because I don't
Speaker 4: I don't want to blake doing apart a drop of blood. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we have a band aid for you because I don't
Speaker 4: want to bleed out.
Speaker 8: Man, I was gonna say, you could just suck on it.
Speaker 8: But dinner is that like.
Speaker 4: What you're like? You give to yourself and it starts
Speaker 4: over the process.
Speaker 5: I got a question, is Abby have gloves because I
Speaker 5: don't want to get.
Speaker 4: Her d have to wash your hands. Just wash your hands.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, she's the one you have that should
Speaker 4: worry because she's what syphils.
Speaker 5: But the doctors always put gloves on it. Maybe it's
Speaker 5: her syphilisi. What Abby?
Speaker 4: Take this out and you and Lunchbox take the test
Speaker 4: and we'll come back and get the results in like
Speaker 4: fifteen minutes. But you get on that. Good Hey, goodluck Lunchbox.
Speaker 4: So Lunchbox took a test to see if he has syphilis,
Speaker 4: all based on the fact that he has a yeast
Speaker 4: infection in his throat, which we did not know that
Speaker 4: a man could get. I say, we some of us dudes.
Speaker 4: Youre amy news.
Speaker 8: Well, no, I get he I guessed it felt like
Speaker 8: familiar with it.
Speaker 4: And we didn't think this was turning into syphilis either
Speaker 4: until this caller called us hit it.
Speaker 12: That happened to me as well, and I had went
Speaker 12: through two separate doctors because it was still not going
Speaker 12: away yet and ended up getting my blood custered and
Speaker 12: it turned out to be like the later stages of syphilis.
Speaker 12: But I just wanted to let him know that because
Speaker 12: it's worth, you know, getting checked out.
Speaker 8: She also goes on to say that like, yeah, his
Speaker 8: brain can start eating itself or something.
Speaker 4: That's what happened. He had syphlis so bad, his brain
Speaker 4: had itself.
Speaker 8: But if this is one of the later stages, like
Speaker 8: at one point does it start.
Speaker 4: Started years ago? So how the test administration go? ABT
Speaker 4: because you had to prick his finger?
Speaker 9: Yeah, I was a little nervous.
Speaker 5: Abby was shaking like a leaf, was like there's blood
Speaker 5: flying everywhere.
Speaker 11: I did have coffee, so I was a little dittery.
Speaker 11: I may have been the best one, but hey, I
Speaker 11: think we got an accurate result.
Speaker 4: So you go to his finger with a little thing, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you probly did. It worked the first time.
Speaker 13: It did, but he like screamed, oh you did hear
Speaker 13: curse words, and then like you put the blood into
Speaker 13: the little uh container, and the container then analyzes the blood.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you have to put a lot.
Speaker 9: I kept squeezing a lot.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of blood. Really it up over there? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I got it. Do you feel like there's any chance because, man,
Speaker 4: if he misses this one after not getting that job,
Speaker 4: this is going to be the worst couple of reveals
Speaker 4: in the show's history. It hasn't been bad man, bad week.
Speaker 9: You're it's better to know.
Speaker 8: Actually you could look at it as bad, but I
Speaker 8: think it's better to know.
Speaker 4: I think it's better not I'm like, I really not
Speaker 4: have it.
Speaker 8: I agree, But if he has it, don't you want
Speaker 8: to know because then he can handle it.
Speaker 4: I hear you. But if we're just like making up
Speaker 4: stuff on my list, it's not having it. But I
Speaker 4: hear you, Lunchbox, yeast infection is still there, Yeah, still there,
Speaker 4: but it's going away slowly and you're hanging banging in
Speaker 4: your throat. Yeah, but it's feeling better. Does your brain
Speaker 4: feel good and normal? Yeah? I mean it feels clear,
Speaker 4: still clear?
Speaker 8: Oh boy?
Speaker 7: Oh no, you hear that.
Speaker 4: He's got it. You got it? Okay, I have. I
Speaker 4: haven't looked at the results I have in my head.
Speaker 4: I have not only do I have Do you have
Speaker 4: the blood? I do?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: I have the blood? And I so if he does
Speaker 4: have steplus tending to get him out of here immediately? Yes,
Speaker 4: why it's not contaging? Tell your wife immediately. Well, like,
Speaker 4: it's not connchagou unless we're doing it. Maybe you come
Speaker 4: up with the story first.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 9: She must have it too.
Speaker 4: Okay, whoa, whoa? He has that? So Lunchbox has been out.
Speaker 4: He took the semphless test. Okay, here, I'm just gonna
Speaker 4: the result is. I know. I haven't looked yet. The
Speaker 4: result is Lunchbox does.
Speaker 14: Not have.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, what a day for this show.
Speaker 8: What's the percentage that maybe it's like all the box
Speaker 8: and say it.
Speaker 4: Doesn't it doesn't. It was a hard note that little line.
Speaker 4: Yet there was no families have either Amy. Everything's good.
Speaker 9: I'm sitting the obvious.
Speaker 4: You know the guy does not have sephalus. It's great
Speaker 4: news for the show.
Speaker 9: That was awkward reading the test.
Speaker 11: I felt I was like, I don't know if I
Speaker 11: want to know, Like what he's been doing.
Speaker 4: I'm grossed out by having his blood up here on
Speaker 4: the table.
Speaker 7: That is gross.
Speaker 4: So we're gonna put that down. But this today we
Speaker 4: could sell it. Today's a victory lunchbox. You don't have congratulations.
Speaker 15: Congratulations a lunchbox the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, we found out our Employee of the Quarter.
Speaker 2: We used to do Employee of the Month, but it
Speaker 2: just kind of became so much doing it once a month.
Speaker 2: But now we do Employee of the Quarter. And everybody
Speaker 2: was up for it, and there was a judging panel
Speaker 2: and they decided who ultimately won Employee of the Quarter.
Speaker 2: This is the person who showed up, showed out the
Speaker 2: last several months, and there was some controversy around it.
Speaker 4: Number five got this voicemail from Andrew and Upstate New York.
Speaker 16: Can we bring back employee of the months or Employee
Speaker 16: of the Quarter, or.
Speaker 5: However you want to do it.
Speaker 4: We sure Cannon will do it. Right now, it's time
Speaker 4: for Employee of the Quarter. So the last three months
Speaker 4: I've had my eyes piled for one super performing employee
Speaker 4: who will be rewarded once they win this award. In
Speaker 4: this segment, you can spin the wheel of cash. On
Speaker 4: that wheel, there's a lot of opportunity, a lot of money.
Speaker 4: You can do self promotion if you win. A little
Speaker 4: change to this rule. If you do choo self promotion,
Speaker 4: I won't make you do it right away. You can
Speaker 4: do it later on the show. See I have a minute
Speaker 4: to think about it. Okay, So you can do thirty
Speaker 4: seconds of self promotion, or you can block someone from
Speaker 4: contention next quarter. If you win, it's the complete Spie prize.
Speaker 4: So why don't we talk about this for a second.
Speaker 4: I mean, how do you feel about yourself?
Speaker 8: I feel fine. I feel like I had a good quarter.
Speaker 8: Some things that I recall happened. I'm like, oh that
Speaker 8: was pretty good. That's pretty good, and that happened because
Speaker 8: of me.
Speaker 4: Some of your standout moments include bringing the email that
Speaker 4: led to us confronting a scammer. Oh that was good,
Speaker 4: which was fun. Yep. She became the Easy Trivia Champion,
Speaker 4: which was great. She brought us co parenting stories with
Speaker 4: the rex husband, made us release things for the blood moon,
Speaker 4: and shared our psychic ability with us.
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it was psychic.
Speaker 4: So you're still in the mix.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 4: For employee, the quarter good joke. Abby, How do you
Speaker 4: feel about yours?
Speaker 9: I feel good?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Abby has been a key player two behind
Speaker 4: the scenes, she's making tributed to more now. She didn't
Speaker 4: get it the time, the whole thing. I don't want
Speaker 4: to spend a bunch of you may have been on air.
Speaker 9: Once, yeah, behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Morgan, how do you feel you're done?
Speaker 2: I feel like it's been a trying three months for me,
Speaker 2: but I feel really good about it. I mean I
Speaker 2: showed up here when I was dealing with Vertigo for
Speaker 2: a month and a half, and that's been a crazy experience.
Speaker 9: That's true, which seems real safe Mons dedication.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what? Better like next time? No, you
Speaker 4: did good, but better like next time? Morgan, Amy's stilling,
Speaker 4: but you did good? Okay, lunchbox, Yeah, what's up dude?
Speaker 4: Over the last quarter? Oh, we know it nailed it,
Speaker 4: brought it, dominated it. Do you remember anything specifically? Have notes?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a lot of stuff that I brought
Speaker 5: to the table. I brought one minute rant.
Speaker 4: You know he didn't bring that. I normal, you may
Speaker 4: have done one, but that, Yeah, it's a baller of
Speaker 4: I mean it is now a staple. And also that one,
Speaker 4: but we did it twice and I can just read
Speaker 4: you what I have, So you're not making up to
Speaker 4: women women are Crazy? I do have. That is I
Speaker 4: mean that he lived out his lifelong dream of being
Speaker 4: on the news. I got you got this show national attention,
Speaker 4: even though it didn't only sharehim, and that wasn't national
Speaker 4: it was local news. But even though it didn't really
Speaker 4: show him as much as he thought it would, still
Speaker 4: it was good. He took initiative and he applied for
Speaker 4: the end game host at the MLS team here in town,
Speaker 4: which I think we're going to find out later today
Speaker 4: if he got or not. He debuted the new segment
Speaker 4: women are Crazy. He thought that, well, you made it
Speaker 4: to the next round, that's what I figured. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: the whole dish almost put in like the dirty dishes thing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I did get busted.
Speaker 7: Remind me of what happened.
Speaker 4: And bringing his dirty dishes to work like that was
Speaker 4: a bit. But he didn't do that for the show.
Speaker 4: He just got caught bringing his dirty dishes to work,
Speaker 4: which brings the question should you get credit for a
Speaker 4: good bit? If you really he never planned on it.
Speaker 8: Well, I think so, because you're without you wouldn't have existed.
Speaker 4: Uh, how much you're still in Amy and lunch Walk.
Speaker 4: We'll go one more. Eddie still managed to do his
Speaker 4: job with a broken arm.
Speaker 9: Come on, did we call it broken?
Speaker 7: It was broken.
Speaker 4: He put his money where his mouth was and beat
Speaker 4: Morgan in the wayfair building competition that been was like
Speaker 4: six months. He tallied up the l O L moments
Speaker 4: on the show he had according to our data, he
Speaker 4: preserved the best lines and made listeners laugh out loud.
Speaker 7: Don't don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: He also gets the award for the Last Laugh Award,
Speaker 4: which is given out to the person who gets the
Speaker 4: final joke in a segment, allowing us to hit the
Speaker 4: little piece of imaging.
Speaker 7: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Like, if you're like say something, I go, ha, oh
Speaker 4: that's cool. I didn't I didn't do this. I just
Speaker 4: told this this is a voting panel of three people
Speaker 4: that I did not at that. He did not write that.
Speaker 4: He was part of the eighth annual million dollar show
Speaker 4: that raise over two hundred and twenty one thousand dollars
Speaker 4: Saint jude Or Charity for the Kids' Meta. You're in
Speaker 4: at you three?
Speaker 9: This is my worst nightmare?
Speaker 8: What is what this whole competition type thing with them
Speaker 8: and then it's us and then we're against each other.
Speaker 4: Because she doesn't care. Amy's out what I have? I
Speaker 4: I had the tiger in this competition.
Speaker 9: Well, I don't mind being neutral, but I do.
Speaker 4: Think it's weird this quarter Canada?
Speaker 9: How we out this quarter?
Speaker 4: Out this quarter? Now quarter and the winner?
Speaker 9: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be lunch box or Eddie?
Speaker 8: What good?
Speaker 4: It's been a great good.
Speaker 10: I had a birthday in March too, man, that doesn't matter,
Speaker 10: especially your dishes.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't matter. It doesn't.
Speaker 7: But his birthday, sure, why not?
Speaker 4: But what did your birthday have to do with anything
Speaker 4: being a good employee?
Speaker 7: The idea?
Speaker 4: This was a split decision. Wow, so we split it. No,
Speaker 4: for the first time ever was two to one instead
Speaker 4: of three zero. So two to one. Don't want it
Speaker 4: from the bottom, I'm here. The winner for employee of
Speaker 4: the quarter goes to come on, London, Paris and Madrid.
Speaker 4: Those are all places. But Eddie is the winner.
Speaker 8: The quarter.
Speaker 4: Because he had a broken arm.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't get it.
Speaker 4: I did not know.
Speaker 7: I broke my arm and I continued to work.
Speaker 4: He's hard.
Speaker 9: He and the last people laugh.
Speaker 4: He raised twenty thousand dollars more in the competition, Yes
Speaker 4: I did. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: He cheated in the competition.
Speaker 4: Is Eddie? You are employee the quarter if you want
Speaker 4: the wheel man. I thought I got my speech and everything.
Speaker 4: You had a speech, You get your speech and now
Speaker 4: go ahead. Yeah you know you didn't get you didn't win,
Speaker 4: but you can try it out. Yeah my speech.
Speaker 5: Look, guys, I'm the employee of the month quarter, whatever
Speaker 5: you want to call it. And you thought I was
Speaker 5: gonna come on here and talk about my self, but no,
Speaker 5: I want to give a shout out to the guy
Speaker 5: we lost this quarter.
Speaker 4: James and Virginia. You are missed every single.
Speaker 5: Day and I think about you every day when I
Speaker 5: see your two dollar bills sitting on my counter.
Speaker 4: Let's hear from.
Speaker 6: James anyway, Bok family, Yeah, awesome.
Speaker 11: Bye.
Speaker 4: You're pandering, dude? Was my plan speech that I had
Speaker 4: to know? Your plan speech was pandering?
Speaker 6: Wow?
Speaker 4: What? Yeah? What do you mean you were going for
Speaker 4: like the sad angle? No?
Speaker 7: No, I was not going That was not you who
Speaker 7: wrote that speech for you me?
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter he lost?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, I have a speech.
Speaker 4: Do you have a speech? I do. If you don't
Speaker 4: have a speech and you're lying, I'm I have to reverse.
Speaker 17: Oh no, oh my goodness, I have ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 4: You have speech.
Speaker 7: I have a speech written out. But I like that
Speaker 7: James from Virginia.
Speaker 4: Can I see? Can I see? Yes? He does have
Speaker 4: it written out, okay, because I was literally about to
Speaker 4: switch it if he did.
Speaker 7: But it's gonna sound stupid though.
Speaker 10: That's not go ahead because I didn't think I was
Speaker 10: gonna win.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, I said, guys, guys, this is too much.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Thank you everyone.
Speaker 10: I know that I'm the most deserving member of the
Speaker 10: show to get this award every quarter, but really, we
Speaker 10: do need to start thinking of some of the other
Speaker 10: members of the show when it comes to this award.
Speaker 10: I mean, Amy made us laugh a lot this quarter,
Speaker 10: her scamming the scammer bit one of her best love it.
Speaker 10: Morgan brought some really funny about her dating life.
Speaker 7: That's a great lunchbox.
Speaker 10: Well, he showed up every day sick, got us all sick,
Speaker 10: but he showed up.
Speaker 7: So I will accept this award. Thank you every much,
Speaker 7: and thank you very much everyone. Including James from Virginia.
Speaker 6: Hit it anyway.
Speaker 7: Family, We're gonna miss James. We're gonna miss James.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. A quarter?
Speaker 7: You want the will?
Speaker 4: I want?
Speaker 7: You know, I want the wheel.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm on the wheel. There's everything from spend again
Speaker 4: times three to one hundred bucks. Are you ready to go?
Speaker 7: What if I hit the one hundred and three times?
Speaker 4: Well if you get spent again times three, it only
Speaker 4: takes one time.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, but that would be three hundred bucks?
Speaker 14: Right?
Speaker 4: Is it? Three spencers? Just times three times three?
Speaker 16: Of the amount?
Speaker 6: Got him?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go, let's spend Come on, come on,
Speaker 4: come on, fifty dollars. Let's got employed. The quarter? Sorry,
Speaker 4: the quarter, the quarter. We'll do it again in three months,
Speaker 4: thank god. Okay, thank you very much. Anything you want
Speaker 4: to say that makes us laugh?
Speaker 10: Uh yeah, it's so funny.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 15: All right, it's the best bits of the week with
Speaker 15: Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: Last week you might have remember that Lunchbox applied for
Speaker 2: a side gig to do some in game hosting at
Speaker 2: the Nashville sc here in town.
Speaker 9: Well, we got the results.
Speaker 2: Did he get the job, did he not get the job?
Speaker 2: And it all happened live I have on air for
Speaker 2: you guys to hear. He didn't even read the email
Speaker 2: before bringing it to the show.
Speaker 3: Number four.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're about to reveal if Lunchbox got this job
Speaker 4: he applied for. Now, Jennifer from Texas called us and
Speaker 4: she wanted the update. And Jennifer, what do you remember
Speaker 4: about this segment? And do you remember the job he
Speaker 4: applied for?
Speaker 9: Well, I knew it was like a hype man job.
Speaker 1: I remember that, And I couldn't.
Speaker 4: Remember what sport it was for.
Speaker 9: I thought it was baseball, to be honest, but I
Speaker 9: couldn't remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he's a big soccer guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, season take it older, yeah yeah, and big deal.
Speaker 4: And I remember that he was like, I don't have
Speaker 4: a resume.
Speaker 11: My wife helped me.
Speaker 4: You know this, and that all true. We read the
Speaker 4: resume thought it was pretty good except for the lies
Speaker 4: in it. Other than that, we thought it was good.
Speaker 4: I encouraged him to do things like follow up, immediately,
Speaker 4: do extra stuff, you know, be that squeaky will. Would
Speaker 4: you have agreed with the advice I gave him, Jennifer.
Speaker 9: Oh, yeah, absolutely, That's what I do for jobs.
Speaker 4: So I have you want it, Yeah, and I have
Speaker 4: the email here. That is either he got the job
Speaker 4: or didn't get the job. Now Lunchbox has promised NLR
Speaker 4: that he does not know he took the how did
Speaker 4: you know to forward it without read.
Speaker 5: Because they said they would let me know on the day,
Speaker 5: And so I got the email and I was like.
Speaker 4: Well, that has to be the answer. So the subject
Speaker 4: didn't give it away. Nope, because I don't even like
Speaker 4: if I'm watching a series of six to eight episodes,
Speaker 4: looking at the titles of the later, I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I don't want to see the pictures and no thumbnails
Speaker 4: or anything. They do that on Survivor they name it something.
Speaker 5: So when someone says that during the episode, I'm like, well,
Speaker 5: I know they're doing good this episode, or they're still
Speaker 5: in yes, it's like, man, you ruined it.
Speaker 4: Well, let's go around the room. Do we think Lunchbox
Speaker 4: got this job he applied for with the Major league
Speaker 4: soccer team here in town to be the hype guy,
Speaker 4: the on camera guy, the microphone guy during the game. Jennifer,
Speaker 4: since you called us, do you think Lunchbox got the job?
Speaker 9: I do, Amy, Yes, he got it, Eddie, I.
Speaker 7: Think the resume was so good, he got it even
Speaker 7: though light in it.
Speaker 4: Man, this is like if you watch college game day
Speaker 4: and everybody picks the same team, it's us. That's kind
Speaker 4: of a bad sign.
Speaker 9: So we're trying to just believe it.
Speaker 7: What do you think.
Speaker 4: I think if he didn't get it, it's only because
Speaker 4: they had somebody else in mind already and had to
Speaker 4: open the job. I think he's perfect for it. But
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with yes as well.
Speaker 7: Oh no, we all got yes, Morgan.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's he may give me a hard time, but
Speaker 2: I got faith in this guy.
Speaker 9: I think he got the job.
Speaker 4: He has not seen the email I will now.
Speaker 5: I mean, look, I haven't thrown my name in the
Speaker 5: hat or many things Titans announcer and then.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: And so I saw this, I was like, this is me,
Speaker 5: Like I go to the soccer games already, so why
Speaker 5: not get this job and have like work for a
Speaker 5: major league soccer team like I would be like a
Speaker 5: professional soccer player basically.
Speaker 4: Basically, So I cannot see I've not flipped it over, ye,
Speaker 4: but I can see through it a little bit because
Speaker 4: I don't want to know one two, three, four there's
Speaker 4: eight lines.
Speaker 9: Whoa, I mean there's eight words.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a line and a half paragraph,
Speaker 4: a line and a half paragraph, a line and a
Speaker 4: half paragraph, so that would probably be like three long sentences.
Speaker 4: It looks I can't tell, but it's like a college
Speaker 4: admission letter.
Speaker 8: When I see onikto, I feel like, do we have
Speaker 8: like a Nashville MLS like hat to put on him
Speaker 8: when he gets it?
Speaker 4: Like, oh man, if thought about this bit, Yeah, we
Speaker 4: done any preparation in the bits.
Speaker 9: Isn't that what they do?
Speaker 4: That's probably when you when you saw college? Yeah, like Jersey,
Speaker 4: we need something. Okay, here we go. I went out
Speaker 4: flip over the email and well, no, are you.
Speaker 7: Gonna read it first? You canna read it out loud?
Speaker 7: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna read it as well, not doing anything? Oh man,
Speaker 4: what did you flip over? I read it?
Speaker 7: Okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 16: Hey?
Speaker 7: Who is it from?
Speaker 4: I read it is from Colleen. They don't even say
Speaker 4: their last name.
Speaker 9: I read it, and do you know Colleen lunchbox?
Speaker 4: I saw I've been corresponding with. I've never met her.
Speaker 4: Mike come over like this, Yeah, what are we doing?
Speaker 4: You can just give a just a generic standard. What
Speaker 4: do you mean interesting? How interesting can it be? It's
Speaker 4: yes or no?
Speaker 9: Well, no, that's not true. It could be.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 8: We're down to the wire. We've got two people we love,
Speaker 8: you're one of them, and now we need.
Speaker 9: To face off.
Speaker 4: How much do you want this job? Man? I want it.
Speaker 4: There would be so fun. Okay, without any further ado,
Speaker 4: can I see it? No, I want you to experience it.
Speaker 4: From Colleen to lunchbox subject in stadium host. Ye, hey,
Speaker 4: lunchbox Comma. First of all, I want to say thank
Speaker 4: you so much for your submission and interest.
Speaker 9: First of all, I want to thank you.
Speaker 4: Second, I mean we want to welcome you to the sea.
Speaker 9: Man, there's a coming.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, there is no but in this entire email,
Speaker 4: so it's an end.
Speaker 7: Let's end.
Speaker 4: First of all, I want to thank you for your
Speaker 4: submission and interest for the in stadium host opportunity at
Speaker 4: Nashville Soccer Club.
Speaker 7: Oh I got it.
Speaker 4: However, no, see, we really we really do appreciate you
Speaker 4: taking the time to apply, and after further conversations between
Speaker 4: the powers that be, that's right, we have decided yes,
Speaker 4: let's go to move forward. With an internal applicant.
Speaker 9: No, internal is the worst.
Speaker 4: Internal. We do appreciate you taking the time to apply,
Speaker 4: and we hope that we can work together on something
Speaker 4: in the future.
Speaker 2: Best Colleen like, maybe with a couple mins, Sandwich.
Speaker 7: They're killing music.
Speaker 4: She did compliment Sandwich him that that's the only reason
Speaker 4: that I can see you not getting it was they
Speaker 4: had somebody in mind already and they just had to
Speaker 4: post a job.
Speaker 9: That's what you said from the beginning.
Speaker 8: But just that you should feel good about that because
Speaker 8: internal is hard to.
Speaker 4: Be hold on.
Speaker 5: So if they had someone in mind, you have to
Speaker 5: post a job though, No, no, post the job, fine,
Speaker 5: but then why have me do another round of things
Speaker 5: like sending videos?
Speaker 4: Also a great question.
Speaker 7: Maybe that's what made them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe it was between you and somebody in and
Speaker 4: they saw your second video and they're like this, dude, no,
Speaker 4: no chance, let's go with the internal guy. I don't
Speaker 4: want anyway.
Speaker 7: No, that's not it.
Speaker 4: You'd be late at night, late night, I'm busy, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 9: Well, hey, don't say that, because what if something happens
Speaker 9: to internal guys.
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm not a second fiddle internal sec I've
Speaker 4: been second federal many times, and it's turned into great, yeah,
Speaker 4: got that about that? Okay, well maybe I won't be
Speaker 4: sloppy seconds, but I don't call himself that, but I
Speaker 4: hear you. Yeah, oh man, Sorry, dude, that embarrassing.
Speaker 9: Could be his Could you be his? Understand?
Speaker 4: Would be his assistant? There, go and be his assistant,
Speaker 4: like chasing around and like carry his mike cables and stuff.
Speaker 4: Be next man, it's.
Speaker 13: Something happens, you're called to the stake, then you will
Speaker 13: be internal.
Speaker 4: You're that guy.
Speaker 17: Yeah, you're the But here's the bad part. Yeah, but
Speaker 17: I've been telling my kids. You have to step telling
Speaker 17: your kids. You guys have telling them to going on
Speaker 17: a cruise. You gotta stop telling them you're gonna be
Speaker 17: the guy in the mic.
Speaker 5: Oh, Because I was like yeah, and they're like, oh, Dad,
Speaker 5: does that mean we'll finally get to go on the field.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, probably no, no, because like all
Speaker 4: the players kids run on the field after the game.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh my god, you're not the player, Jennifer.
Speaker 4: Oh man, your thoughts.
Speaker 8: I think they made a mistake me too, But I think,
Speaker 8: you know, he should definitely keep trying for stuff, you.
Speaker 4: Know, like you should be the guy like your local
Speaker 4: kids games and then sending videos that you're doing that's
Speaker 4: true with like a bullhorn. I'm here now and you
Speaker 4: bring like your own T shirts to the You.
Speaker 8: Know what they say, what they say rejection is redirection,
Speaker 8: and Bobby has a plan for you.
Speaker 9: You need to go to your kids.
Speaker 7: Kids games and do the halftime.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, thank you for letting us be a
Speaker 4: part of your process.
Speaker 5: Lunchmarks My question, like do I email her and be like, yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4: Say hey man, thanks for nothing.
Speaker 9: You want to keep your foot on the door.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't email it right now.
Speaker 8: But he should reply and be like, I thank you
Speaker 8: for the opportunity to do this, Like what opportunity.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't email right now. Don't email right now. Take
Speaker 4: a breath. They could be next next day or so
Speaker 4: be like, hey, awesome, totally get it. But if anything happens,
Speaker 4: love to be a part of the team someday. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, let's play this. Sorry, Sorry dude, Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: tough one. I've been there a bunch of times. Are
Speaker 4: you embarrassed?
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I'm really the only reason I was senting
Speaker 5: guy's emails is like there's no chance, like I mean,
Speaker 5: they get the publicity of me that gets such a.
Speaker 4: Huge easy gigge huge.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 7: And the internal guy is though, but my wife kept telling.
Speaker 4: Me, I mean, of course they want you.
Speaker 9: Well, and we all thought they should want you to us.
Speaker 4: It was someone internal. Yeah, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, John Party stopped by the studio. It's always
Speaker 2: super fun to have him in. He talked about his
Speaker 2: new album, which is the first in three years being
Speaker 2: on tour, talked about the time he got to meet
Speaker 2: one of his idols, Alan Jackson, and then also the
Speaker 2: career that John Party wanted but he didn't pursue for
Speaker 2: one particular reason.
Speaker 4: So here it is.
Speaker 2: This is John Party.
Speaker 4: In studio number three on the Bobby Bones Show. Now,
Speaker 4: John Party ex Energy and studio. Good to see you, buddy.
Speaker 4: I was watching your Instagram shore with my wife, which
Speaker 4: we do every night. We set a time when we're
Speaker 4: like pull up the party's Instagram story. Oh yeah, it's
Speaker 4: like in the twenties you gather around the radio. That's
Speaker 4: what we do with your Instagram story. We're like pull
Speaker 4: up summer in John's Instagram stories. We set there, we
Speaker 4: have a mill. We watch. Your kids are turning into
Speaker 4: actual humans. It's crazy. Yeah, like they're getting old. They
Speaker 4: look like you guys. It's like slow down.
Speaker 1: Like this morning, Presley was like, I want to put
Speaker 1: on my shoes and went and put her a little
Speaker 1: rubber sandals on on old dark and both on the
Speaker 1: right feet, and.
Speaker 4: She's too, like it you mean on the correct feet?
Speaker 6: Correct it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeh yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 4: Well, no, I could have I just want to. I
Speaker 4: don't know that I got it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but she correctly put her shoes on them.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, Yeah, what is.
Speaker 4: Surprising to you about being a girl? Dad? Because I
Speaker 4: think as a as a man, and we don't have
Speaker 4: kids yet, I have to always say that my wife's
Speaker 4: not pregnant right now. People always think if I'm mentioning it.
Speaker 4: But eventually that's going to happen where we're going to
Speaker 4: have children. I am scared spitless of having girls because
Speaker 4: I know nothing about girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to what's what have you learned? You
Speaker 1: don't learn anything. You learn how to be a parent,
Speaker 1: and you learn your girls like you learn what your
Speaker 1: individual like Presley likes what Ciena likes and and I
Speaker 1: feel like when you're saying you're scared like a boy
Speaker 1: or a girl, like it's a you just learn, Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 4: What to do with the boy, but I'm saying though
Speaker 4: later with a boy, I would know, like what shows,
Speaker 4: let's play ball, let's do I don't. I don't what
Speaker 4: do I know about what girls do?
Speaker 6: And yeah, well that's that's that's why you just go.
Speaker 3: Make a note.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask him this question.
Speaker 1: In ten, Presley loves the tractor and she loves the
Speaker 1: canyem so like I get, you know, we get our
Speaker 1: canym rise and it's kind of good to do the
Speaker 1: boy world. But like there's a lot of there's a
Speaker 1: lot of like, you know, we watch Beauty and the
Speaker 1: Beasts together, great story.
Speaker 6: It's a great story, fabulous story. And it was.
Speaker 1: You know, I haven't seen Beauty and Beasts like, but
Speaker 1: it's different. It's different when you watch it with your
Speaker 1: baby girls. It's like, oh, you know, like you get
Speaker 1: a little more like your heart rooms, your heart opens
Speaker 1: up a little bit instead of like where his boys
Speaker 1: like they're always into something and climbing trees and like
Speaker 1: you've talked to boy dads are like, oh, I'm just
Speaker 1: chasing my kids everywhere, you know where the.
Speaker 6: Pressley's like coloring. So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I saw you're riding a horse at the Houston Rodeo.
Speaker 4: How does your body do now that you're not twenty
Speaker 4: two riding horses?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 4: You still got it?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I brought my own saddle for that one.
Speaker 1: I just they we're done Houston enough to where like
Speaker 1: big guys that you know, not the most popular saddle
Speaker 1: and the stirrups are real high, and then you can't
Speaker 1: ride well with high stewart. So I threw in my
Speaker 1: saddle and that horse that was my third ride with
Speaker 1: him link. He's a great horse, and we got the
Speaker 1: you know, I got to get on him and the
Speaker 1: guys are letting some steers and some it was cool.
Speaker 1: I let some broncs out and like we were just
Speaker 1: kind of riding arena with him, and you know, it
Speaker 1: was just like riding a bike if you're good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I only picked my bike seat.
Speaker 8: You know, I think because of his sot you're saying
Speaker 8: your size, like you need your own. It's a big
Speaker 8: old boys, like if you didn't have your own saddle,
Speaker 8: you would have been in a little paine.
Speaker 6: It's tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tough because I've done it and you're it's
Speaker 1: just really hard.
Speaker 6: It's like be I don't know it'd be hard.
Speaker 4: Our uncle work out a bunch of horses growing up
Speaker 4: and so, but we just rode them all better back
Speaker 4: all the time, right, you just get on and ride.
Speaker 4: And we were idiots. But I got clothesline hard. I
Speaker 4: didn't see the clothes literal clothes line. Yeah, yeah, and
Speaker 4: so you know, boom.
Speaker 6: That's not fun.
Speaker 4: Vivid, most vivid memory's probably like eight or so. Hardest
Speaker 4: you've better fallen off a horse. But back fallt just
Speaker 4: messing around like it doesn't matter. I don't know what's
Speaker 4: the hardest fall you ever had.
Speaker 1: I just you just riding in and all of a
Speaker 1: sudden the horse turns real quick and you slide off
Speaker 1: link at the jeans. These are like slipping slides for
Speaker 1: bare back, you know, and it just fell right off.
Speaker 18: You know.
Speaker 1: I tried not to fall, but it you feel like
Speaker 1: in an arena you'd be like, oh it's gonna be soft,
Speaker 1: it's dirt. No, it's not it hurts. But like getting clothesline,
Speaker 1: a good thing. You didn't have stirrups, you be pulling,
Speaker 1: be pulling on it. So I don't know, Yeah, good
Speaker 1: thing I have stirrups for sure. Didn't didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: know I didn't good thing I didn't have.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I caught up in there.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play Friday Night Heartbreaker here, walk me into it.
Speaker 4: Tell me something about it.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, this is a fun When I first
Speaker 6: heard Friday O Heartbreaker, it just gave a different vibe
Speaker 6: to me when I when I heard it, was just
Speaker 6: kind of had a.
Speaker 1: Kind of spooky, sexy vibe to it. And really, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I just felt connected to it. And you know,
Speaker 1: I think all the girls getting ready out there and
Speaker 1: be like, I'm gonna break heart tonight.
Speaker 4: That's how I feel. And I get ready for the
Speaker 4: show every morning. Every morning you're coming here. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm brought to.
Speaker 6: Break some hearts and wake up break some hearts to day.
Speaker 4: Listen to this weekday heartbreaker. That's what I need right there.
Speaker 3: On the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 4: Now, got your land all cleared?
Speaker 6: Or no, no, never.
Speaker 4: Is that ever, that's never gonna be a thing that's done.
Speaker 4: They always gonna be up to the project.
Speaker 1: It's just some it's it's I like, Tennessee is great
Speaker 1: and there's just a lot of trees, but there's a
Speaker 1: lot of there's a lot of great parts about land
Speaker 1: that you can uncover when you just gotta knock trees down.
Speaker 1: And so I don't know, firewood.
Speaker 4: I'll be splitting firewood and John bring it over and
Speaker 4: for free and unloaded, and they be like, you don't
Speaker 4: have to help. And I'm like, dude, you brought all
Speaker 4: this for free, and then you're telling me I don't
Speaker 4: have to help, so I just go inside. Okay, now
Speaker 4: I would help a little bit. But yeah, like that's
Speaker 4: that's fun to you.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean it's just something to do.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's more of like feeling like
Speaker 1: it did something like you know, playing concerts and traveling.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 6: It's fun, but it's still like you want to get out,
Speaker 6: get dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, splitting splitting wood is fun
Speaker 1: for a little bit. I just like to get I
Speaker 1: like to get it collected.
Speaker 6: And dried out. So because summer loves bonfire, who doesn't
Speaker 6: like a good bonfire?
Speaker 4: You know, and we got fireplaces overrated, s'mores overrated overrated. Sure,
Speaker 4: individually all good, but just like all together to too
Speaker 4: much time to touch messy. It's just not I'm you
Speaker 4: want to argue that you can.
Speaker 8: I love a good smort like, it's an experience, it's
Speaker 8: an activity, it's something to do there, it's nostalgic.
Speaker 9: It just feels good, it's warm, it's nostalgic.
Speaker 8: Okay, you can also elevate it and instead of just
Speaker 8: playing Hershey's chocolate bar, throw a Reese's cup in there.
Speaker 4: That you're making it different. You're like, you can also
Speaker 4: wear a golden robe.
Speaker 8: Hey, I'm just saying, if you haven't had a smore
Speaker 8: that way, you're missing out.
Speaker 4: What I regret isn't uh, I'm gonna. I'm gonna get
Speaker 4: into pistols now, pistols. Okay, you yourself like a guy,
Speaker 4: because I had, well, not.
Speaker 6: A lot different than bonfires.
Speaker 4: Correct. Well, I'll tell you what I'm getting too. I
Speaker 4: have multiple shotguns. All I grew up with shotguns. Yeah,
Speaker 4: different tides of shotguns. I've I think I have two
Speaker 4: twelve gages now, but I you know, I started the
Speaker 4: four ten Classic starter shotguns eight twenty gauge went to
Speaker 4: the twenty twelve gauge. La La. The last time we
Speaker 4: were up on your property, my wife and your wife
Speaker 4: they were they were practicing shooting pistol. I didn't because
Speaker 4: I was like, what I used to have for a pistol, yea,
Speaker 4: but now I'm starting to feel like I need just
Speaker 4: for protection a pistol. Do you do you roll? It's
Speaker 4: not riding dirty because that's haacking. Do you roll with
Speaker 4: the pistol?
Speaker 6: O'll carry?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or you know not like, oh you can conceal Carrie.
Speaker 1: But there's a lot of rules you want to fire,
Speaker 1: you want to go by legally, and yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: It's what do you prefer if someone's if something's happening
Speaker 4: around the property. What are you grabbing? I guess is
Speaker 4: my point the pistol or are you grabbing a rifle?
Speaker 1: You gotta feel if you're if you're really talking about
Speaker 1: self defense, you want to feel whatever you want to use, whatever.
Speaker 4: You're comfortable or animal. So it could be either one right,
Speaker 4: so self defense or it could be like there's a
Speaker 4: bear or something that you know, but yeah, self defense.
Speaker 4: I'm grabbing a shotgun because I feel like I can
Speaker 4: load and unload that thing. And also I got the
Speaker 4: chick chick, I got the pumps. Just so that's a
Speaker 4: sound they can hear.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 4: What are you most comfortable with?
Speaker 6: Anything?
Speaker 4: Really? Yeah? I need to come back up.
Speaker 6: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Though, like you talking about side defense, like you have
Speaker 1: to be prepared like that.
Speaker 6: That's what we we love to talk about.
Speaker 1: Oh, if this guy came up, I'd pull out my
Speaker 1: grenade launcher boom.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but it's like do you are you ready
Speaker 6: for that?
Speaker 4: Like? Can you physically.
Speaker 7: Real quick?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Okay, let me ask you that question. First. Could you
Speaker 4: shoot somebody if they were on your property and they
Speaker 4: were making making a mess. Let's just say, making a
Speaker 4: mess that seemed trouble. Could you shoot somebody?
Speaker 1: I mean, it'd be a very it'd be you'd have
Speaker 1: to instinctly know that that was what you had to do.
Speaker 4: Now ask me.
Speaker 6: There'd be some questions, Ask me, sir, what are you
Speaker 6: doing out here?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 4: Ask me if what I would if I could. I'm
Speaker 4: not breaking into your house. No, you don't ask me
Speaker 4: why I'm here.
Speaker 7: Guys are scene for me?
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, John, it's Bobby it's me. It's me. No,
Speaker 4: we know each other, been here, I knew how to
Speaker 4: get to your house. Well, ask me that question, ask
Speaker 4: you what are you ready? And freaking heartbeat. She's ready,
Speaker 4: been jumped, have my house broken into, had so many
Speaker 4: things where it's like, I'm probably too ready.
Speaker 6: Oh, then all you need is to get the shotgun,
Speaker 6: get the twenty gage, ready to go.
Speaker 4: But I feel like it's just so, it's it's cumbersome,
Speaker 4: almost like I want to be able to do it, like.
Speaker 6: We didn't.
Speaker 4: Should anybody goes to get a chill you get a
Speaker 4: gun like that, though I don't know I'm asking for advice.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm asking for gun advice here.
Speaker 1: I feel like you gotta go and just get yourself prepared.
Speaker 1: That's the it's the idea is an idea, and it'll
Speaker 1: always be an idea if you don't work on it,
Speaker 1: it's it's not a thing.
Speaker 9: It's you should practice, yeah, or be more prepared.
Speaker 4: And my wife was they were calem was up with
Speaker 4: John and they were practicing. They were getting comfortable learning
Speaker 4: handguns on John's property, shooting with people, law enforcement, like
Speaker 4: it was a whole thing. And I was like, I'll pass.
Speaker 4: I got a twelve games. I'm just starting to feel
Speaker 4: that I didn't take advantage of it.
Speaker 1: See now we got kids. I got a like fingerprint
Speaker 1: vault on the night stand with a pistol in it.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, well that's what I mean by prepared. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: and you can't just sleep with a shot like I
Speaker 1: can just picture Bobby.
Speaker 6: Sleeping.
Speaker 4: Get it's just a dog in the door.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but yeah, so I mean that's just practice
Speaker 6: and get yourself prepared.
Speaker 4: You ever consider law enforcement?
Speaker 6: No, I'd rather be a firefighter.
Speaker 4: Was that a consideration?
Speaker 6: At one point?
Speaker 1: I had a lot of friends that were joining in
Speaker 1: the fire academy in Chico, California, and uh, it sounded
Speaker 1: like a GRADEA that you know, got a lot of
Speaker 1: wildfires out in California.
Speaker 6: There's always like there's always work for firefighters.
Speaker 1: But the big thing was it back then and it
Speaker 1: still is, is that you had to, you know, guaranteed
Speaker 1: to get a firefighter job. He became a paramedic, and
Speaker 1: I was more like I'd rather be like working on
Speaker 1: the engine, you know, riding around instead of like I'm
Speaker 1: cutting this guy hoping, like I don't you.
Speaker 4: Know, there's because you had to learn that in order
Speaker 4: to be I don't.
Speaker 1: Consider myself like a great paramedic like the record, if
Speaker 1: I saw myself showing up to save my life, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, but if I all myself did en
Speaker 1: off to like.
Speaker 4: With a hose and like, yeah, we're gonna put this Okay.
Speaker 6: That guy's gonna take the thorough out.
Speaker 7: So John's got enough like three times from his chair.
Speaker 6: No, he's how how did energy drink and feeling good?
Speaker 6: Got some sleep last night? Okay?
Speaker 4: How about Alan Jackson give me a story.
Speaker 1: Just played with Alan Jackson this farewell tour and he go,
Speaker 1: what I got to tell him that I consider him
Speaker 1: the Merle Haggard of my generation of listening, you know,
Speaker 1: like because when he was growing up, he was listened
Speaker 1: to the Merle Haggard and Merle was the guy that
Speaker 1: wrote the songs he sang them. And Alan's that guy
Speaker 1: like he's you know, he wrote so many songs, like
Speaker 1: remember when I think he wrote that by himself. It's
Speaker 1: a beautiful song. Uh, you know, dayly the world stopped turning,
Speaker 1: he like wrote. He's in the Hall of Fame, New
Speaker 1: York City next to McCartney, Like he's he's the artist
Speaker 1: songwriter that had some of the biggest songs like a
Speaker 1: Merle Haggard. And I got to tell him that and like,
Speaker 1: I think he really met seven to him and he's
Speaker 1: been a hero mine and I feel like that's uh.
Speaker 1: That was my latest story with Al, and I got
Speaker 1: to kind of say, you know, hey, I think you're
Speaker 1: you're right up there with Merle like artist songwriter.
Speaker 4: Why did you feel like it was time for another album?
Speaker 6: It's always time for another album.
Speaker 4: That was like beer, you know, I never had one
Speaker 4: single beer. Oh yeah, sounds like a beer. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, it's shoot out.
Speaker 6: I'd like to.
Speaker 1: Put you know, eighteen months is what I'd like to
Speaker 1: put out every you know, put some new music out.
Speaker 6: But it's hard.
Speaker 1: We tour in and it's not like you could just
Speaker 1: come up with all these great songs in a short
Speaker 1: amount of time. Sometimes it takes time. So this's been
Speaker 1: three years, which is crazy, but it goes by so fast,
Speaker 1: remember when Yeah, I know, it's kind of you know,
Speaker 1: when last album twenty twenty two.
Speaker 6: Years ago, I did a record.
Speaker 1: H but live shows, live shows great, Yeah, feel good,
Speaker 1: feeling great, Keep yourself in shape all the time.
Speaker 4: You got a lot of energy, you can. Don't want
Speaker 4: to get up there and get winded.
Speaker 1: No, I mean all my all my songs, my live
Speaker 1: stuff still how it's all high energy and it's it's
Speaker 1: only gonna get hotter.
Speaker 6: All right, it's been nice right now.
Speaker 4: But you mean weather. We thought what you meant like
Speaker 4: the energy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah you oh he is home yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah, but.
Speaker 6: Yeah and temperature wise, I was talking about myself.
Speaker 4: You don't get on seventeen tracks and I have the
Speaker 4: whole thing, and I could do the thing where we go,
Speaker 4: which song do you like the best? But what's the
Speaker 4: last song that you recorded? Because that usually means it's
Speaker 4: one you fell in love with at the end usually
Speaker 4: and you're like, we got to get this on the record,
Speaker 4: and is that true here?
Speaker 6: I think the last one we did was Rush.
Speaker 4: You cut it last? Why?
Speaker 1: Because we needed something with tempo and something that grooved.
Speaker 1: And that was something I wrote in twenty nineteen that
Speaker 1: we've been listening for.
Speaker 6: Six years, that you had it for six years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was just something that means summer we
Speaker 1: put we We've it passed all the tests, boat tests,
Speaker 1: car tests, moonlawn tests, all the tests airplane tests, windows
Speaker 1: down test, night test, dancing tests, had a long time
Speaker 1: to test it, so I was like, we gotta let's
Speaker 1: try this. And Jay loved it and he's it's still
Speaker 1: one of his favorite tracks off the record.
Speaker 4: Is it crazy to call because you wrote that with
Speaker 4: Ross Kopperman and Bryce Long to call them and be like,
Speaker 4: remember that song I wrote six years ago? And they're
Speaker 4: like nope, sure don't. Well, we're gonna cut it. And
Speaker 4: that's a weird thing, huh.
Speaker 6: They remember that song?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, that's just because it was different and it
Speaker 1: sounded it just they remember the song because it spoke.
Speaker 1: It says like, listen to me.
Speaker 4: Do you think Raw would remember if I said, hey,
Speaker 4: do you know something? Rush he remember it? If I
Speaker 4: called him right now, maybe he remembered that. Let's just
Speaker 4: see how they say John's Let's see if he's doing
Speaker 4: a good interview or night because you give him good answer.
Speaker 4: Le's see what he says.
Speaker 6: Oh you're called this.
Speaker 1: He may say you're saying yes, I bet you remembers.
Speaker 6: It's probably not gonna answer.
Speaker 4: He'll call back.
Speaker 6: Amen.
Speaker 1: You remember that day because we were at his used
Speaker 1: to have this house that was like by a park
Speaker 1: and it was like a nice thing like that, and
Speaker 1: everybody was out.
Speaker 4: Dang, he's not gonna hit me back. Dang. You ever
Speaker 4: get nervous to text anybody that's kind of famous? I
Speaker 4: was a Texa Kenny Chesney, and I was nervous about it.
Speaker 4: You ever have that where you're I don't know if
Speaker 4: I should text him because the're kind of cool.
Speaker 1: A lot of times I don't get their numbers just
Speaker 1: because of like, you know what, can't can't drunk?
Speaker 6: Diy all that guy look at that?
Speaker 4: Hey, can I tell him what I did?
Speaker 16: So?
Speaker 4: I'm so glad you said that.
Speaker 8: Okay, Bobby doesn't drink, so I don't know what his
Speaker 8: excuse like reaching out to someone randomly movie, But he
Speaker 8: was trying to find Kenny's number in his phone because
Speaker 8: he's texted with them before.
Speaker 9: But he didn't save it.
Speaker 8: It's not saved as Kenny or anything, because he didn't
Speaker 8: want to be tempted at any point to just text
Speaker 8: Kenny because then that would be awkward.
Speaker 4: I don't want to have his name in it. Be
Speaker 4: like a Thursday night and they play like a clip
Speaker 4: and a saw on Netflix. I'm like, oh, I should
Speaker 4: reach out to Kenny.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want to. I don't want to give him
Speaker 4: that option.
Speaker 6: But sometimes you don't even need alcohol. You just have
Speaker 6: caffeine and an idea.
Speaker 9: You're like, I'm calling everybody, right.
Speaker 4: So that's yeah, so you do that, so you won't
Speaker 4: even save it because you don't want to call them.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not like we're going to be going
Speaker 1: to the park together or anything like, you know, sharing
Speaker 1: ideas unless unless you like, I feel like, if life
Speaker 1: keeps giving you this person and they keep coming around
Speaker 1: another time, another time where I'll hang out a guy, let's.
Speaker 6: Get numbers, you know, like it'll kind of give you
Speaker 6: your friends.
Speaker 1: But if you just like meet Kenny Chesney going down
Speaker 1: the hallway and somehow get his num number. Hey, but
Speaker 1: you get caffeine A good idea, Kenny, you know who
Speaker 1: we need to call Kenny?
Speaker 4: Kenny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was looking at your tour
Speaker 4: and by the way, John's all over, I will well
Speaker 4: link and you go John Party dot com. But got
Speaker 4: Corey Kent and Cassie Ashton too, folks. I think are
Speaker 4: just awesome, great both in different ways. I think Cassie
Speaker 4: is like one of the greatest not fully understood yet
Speaker 4: pure artists and country music. Yes whenever it's yes. How
Speaker 4: do you pick your openers?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean they kind of you get your lists
Speaker 1: and you can kind of see what you know and
Speaker 1: and I really try to, you know, we can you
Speaker 1: can always like try to throw darboards and see who
Speaker 1: you can get, but I truly try to when you
Speaker 1: come in the book and it's like, you know, really
Speaker 1: give me the realistic of who's available. And Corey, but
Speaker 1: this one was very natural, like reaching out. Corey was
Speaker 1: reaching out. His man's reaching out to get a right
Speaker 1: And then Luke Glaird text me Kathy's new album and
Speaker 1: so she's always working on songs and just always you know,
Speaker 1: putting rec putting music out.
Speaker 6: I got to listen to that.
Speaker 1: And she's a friend, Like I said, you about life
Speaker 1: bringing people in, you know, Kassie and her husband or
Speaker 1: I think her husband.
Speaker 6: They came to the house and we had a.
Speaker 1: Dinner and we were just singing songs together and like
Speaker 1: you know, just like little things I remember. So it's
Speaker 1: like these little you know friends that I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well she needs to be heard. And I've I've had
Speaker 1: a good track record of like bringing these girls out
Speaker 1: and then they're like get the rocket ship.
Speaker 6: I mean we had Lainey and Haley. I don't can't.
Speaker 4: Now we're like, Lanney want to call you back? Well,
Speaker 4: so you were just saying like I can't go to
Speaker 4: call me back, Chack.
Speaker 1: It's so funny, like sometimes you got DM on Instagram
Speaker 1: and then they'll respond back, Yetta try that. Because Lene,
Speaker 1: I was like, because she was on the cover Rolling
Speaker 1: Stones like UK and I just said badass and then
Speaker 1: she was like, we gotta get together soon. And I
Speaker 1: was like I just saw Haley and then we brought
Speaker 1: Ella out and then Elle is all over the place.
Speaker 1: So so I'm like, well, obviously, look up you're the key.
Speaker 1: Good look Chuck or whatever. We're breaking dude.
Speaker 4: That reference. That's the funniest reference anyone's made in the
Speaker 4: studio in five years. Random. Good Luck Chuck was.
Speaker 6: The movie, right, is that something happened and they just
Speaker 6: got so successful and never talked to him again. I
Speaker 6: was like, ill bout Kassie up there.
Speaker 4: Good Luck Chuck was Dane Cook. Yeah, you're the best.
Speaker 4: Let's do one another song on the new record because
Speaker 4: we were playing with it before you came in, so
Speaker 4: we did rush? What's your best? I love ballads, my
Speaker 4: favorite I love slow songs. What's the best ballad on
Speaker 4: the road?
Speaker 6: Don't you want to know?
Speaker 4: I do want to know? What's we're doing? We're doing?
Speaker 4: Who's on first? Who's well?
Speaker 6: Don't you want to know?
Speaker 4: Bobbie raise give me number fourteen?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 4: Don't you want to know? I want to ask you
Speaker 4: one kind of in the weed structural questions as a
Speaker 4: yes thank you? As a songwriter, do you ever have
Speaker 4: a song that you write and you like and it works,
Speaker 4: but it's not there? It's like eight out of ten
Speaker 4: as far as like working, so you tempo change it
Speaker 4: where it's a slow song and you what if we
Speaker 4: speed it up? Or if it's a song that's got
Speaker 4: heavy tempo and you go, what if we slow it down?
Speaker 4: Ross is calling? Hold on, Hey, Ross, Hey, I'm with
Speaker 4: I'm with John party right now?
Speaker 6: John Oh, trying to get back.
Speaker 4: Don't say anything. Don't say anything. We're a little test here.
Speaker 4: Do you remember writing any songs with John that you liked? Ever?
Speaker 14: Every song I writer John I like because he's the
Speaker 14: most talented dude in the world.
Speaker 4: Man, Okay, yeah, yeah, I need a real answer here.
Speaker 4: So we were talking about a song that he wrote.
Speaker 4: You wrote with him six years ago. Well, don't you're
Speaker 4: gonna get so, don't even bring up Heaven. You're gonna
Speaker 4: spoil it. You wrote a song with him, like six
Speaker 4: years or so ago, and.
Speaker 14: Over COVID and probably over zoom.
Speaker 4: Do you remember what that song was called? And you
Speaker 4: just you couldn't get past all the tests. It passed
Speaker 4: the underwear test, it passed the driving test, that's what
Speaker 4: he said. But he said he wrote it like six
Speaker 4: years ago and he put it on the record. Do
Speaker 4: you remember the name of the song?
Speaker 7: I remember the song I wrote exactly.
Speaker 9: Okay, but actually it was before COVID.
Speaker 4: Okayvid John held up for six years. It probably doesn't help, does.
Speaker 16: It, John Heller? For six years?
Speaker 4: I played the bass, He played the bass.
Speaker 16: Oh oh, at my at my studio.
Speaker 4: Okay, what was the name of it?
Speaker 14: Was that at my studio gone?
Speaker 4: When you were now was that my.
Speaker 14: Old studio when you were cutting the guitars on the bassis?
Speaker 16: I remember that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, okay, do you know what's called?
Speaker 16: This is coming back? I can see the moment, I
Speaker 16: can see the moment.
Speaker 6: It was a long time ago, though, like it was.
Speaker 14: I remember, I'm sitting on the stool cutting the cutting
Speaker 14: the guitars naked.
Speaker 16: I can see it.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was me, I mean Bryce, Yeah, there you go, Okay,
Speaker 6: it was doing.
Speaker 14: Bryce, I know, yeah, something about fixing about heaven.
Speaker 6: No, no, all I want.
Speaker 4: This song is really good and John's like we loved it.
Speaker 4: He loved it for so long? Does he even know
Speaker 4: that I put it on the new record? It's a
Speaker 4: great point. You ever heard this guy is in P
Speaker 4: A d R.
Speaker 1: What Like he gets a cut every week, so it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Let me go back through my cut rollox.
Speaker 1: Do you remember a song called rush?
Speaker 15: Oh?
Speaker 16: Yeah, I love that song.
Speaker 4: Okay, well you're lying your your your tone change?
Speaker 16: I remember, yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 4: Can you sing us a little?
Speaker 16: Oh man?
Speaker 9: I can't wait.
Speaker 8: Just this might help, I think for listeners and context
Speaker 8: of rock.
Speaker 4: I mean, guys, it's not me because I have two
Speaker 4: friends here with me.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: One that is a massive performing superstar that will not
Speaker 4: sit down for some reason, he keeps the room. And
Speaker 4: two I have another really great friend of mine that
Speaker 4: has forty fifty sixty number one songs he's written or produce,
Speaker 4: and it was just a numbers game, and I was like,
Speaker 4: there's no way that both of you guys can remember
Speaker 4: the same We written.
Speaker 6: A handful of songs together though it's.
Speaker 1: There's we read at a bunch, yeah, and we need
Speaker 1: to get back together.
Speaker 14: Wait that when I saw your album come out the
Speaker 14: other day, man, and I saw that song on there,
Speaker 14: and I was like, golly, I totally forgot about that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, exactly, It's definitely.
Speaker 1: It's definitely one that you forget about, but like it's
Speaker 1: not for me, I don't forget about.
Speaker 6: You write.
Speaker 1: You see all kinds of artists and songwriters, so you're
Speaker 1: always writing where I gotta get on a plane and
Speaker 1: get on the bus. So, but that one really stood
Speaker 1: a test time.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you a real question.
Speaker 16: Thank you, John, Thank you John.
Speaker 14: That is that was a great defense fan.
Speaker 4: No need, I just it's a numbers game more than
Speaker 4: a quality thing. A real question because on the phone
Speaker 4: right Ross Kopperman, by the way, do you know how
Speaker 4: many number ones you have in general, like produce a written.
Speaker 16: It's forty one right now.
Speaker 4: Forty one. So I'm asking and he's worked with a
Speaker 4: lot of great people. What I want to ask about
Speaker 4: John is if you're riding with John, Like, what is
Speaker 4: he like as a creative, a contributor.
Speaker 14: John is.
Speaker 16: I was talking about John the other day. He has
Speaker 16: such a sense of who he is.
Speaker 14: And it's so funny me and my wife are literally
Speaker 14: talking about you in the cars of the day, dude,
Speaker 14: because when your songs came on the radio and we
Speaker 14: just look at each other like, dude, John has.
Speaker 16: Always stayed true and authentic to who he is.
Speaker 14: You've always just done your thing, and I feel like
Speaker 14: that is so commendable.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 16: You've You've always.
Speaker 14: Just stay true and so many artists say things you
Speaker 14: do you man, and it's authentic to you and it's
Speaker 14: it's John Party country dude.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had to reboot his whole system for a shuffle.
Speaker 14: Like we did a shuffle, and you know that's not
Speaker 14: a very common like if you're looking for loops, there's
Speaker 14: not a lot of shuffles like in a lot of
Speaker 14: loop banks and stuff.
Speaker 16: It throws the whole system off to do a shuffle.
Speaker 9: Joke, This is mart will get So a shuffle is
Speaker 9: authentic to John.
Speaker 6: Shuffles head over boots the one he's talking about.
Speaker 4: He's not joking, he's.
Speaker 14: Not joking when you shuffle is just not.
Speaker 16: A common feel, you know.
Speaker 14: Okay, Well, so honestly that becomes the reason why John
Speaker 14: is playing bass and guitar on these songs, because he
Speaker 14: ends up having to play the field.
Speaker 4: Oh, because he is him and he Yeah, that's a
Speaker 4: good point. Like if he's true to himself and the
Speaker 4: song still like him, why not have him feel within
Speaker 4: the song?
Speaker 6: Hey, I getting this guy and he can't and he
Speaker 6: is he can do it.
Speaker 14: And you know, most artists can't sit down and throw
Speaker 14: a bass on the track or throw guitar down or
Speaker 14: you know, he does it all.
Speaker 6: We say that with love to all the artists out there.
Speaker 6: They can't play bass.
Speaker 4: What else have you guys written together? Do you know?
Speaker 7: We did know?
Speaker 6: We don't have any hits, but we got good songs.
Speaker 9: Go song.
Speaker 14: Why you know why I feel like we have good
Speaker 14: songs together because I always feel like with John, he's
Speaker 14: so talented.
Speaker 16: I feel like I just like to.
Speaker 14: Just let him do his thing and let and I
Speaker 14: kind of just hang on for the ride and let
Speaker 14: John do John. And I feel like that's when John,
Speaker 14: that's when our great artists make the best music to
Speaker 14: be to me, is not when somebody else is telling them, Hey, this.
Speaker 7: Is the you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Well, I would say that if you jumped in a
Speaker 4: little more, maybe you'd have hits with him.
Speaker 6: What there's a song. There's a song called Heaven that
Speaker 6: we wrote with Shane and it's honest, it's no, no,
Speaker 6: it's it's one of Summer's favorites. But like it was
Speaker 6: like at the time.
Speaker 1: At the time, everybody had a title called Heaven or
Speaker 1: something with Heaven in it, and so it really got
Speaker 1: put into the catalog.
Speaker 4: So it's still it's not out yet.
Speaker 6: Still it's not only.
Speaker 1: Oh I can't wait, and Summer is going to see this,
Speaker 1: this conversation and I'm gonna hear all about it?
Speaker 4: Are you all of a right? Ross?
Speaker 6: No back for he's on the beach. He's at the beach.
Speaker 6: You got forty one number number one you had to beat.
Speaker 4: Hey, the funniest thing on Ross and I play pickle
Speaker 4: ball together, and we'll just put a playlist on a
Speaker 4: play and I'll just go to Ross Kafferman like you
Speaker 4: can just go like all songs written by Ross Cofferan,
Speaker 4: and I make him listen to all his own songs.
Speaker 4: He's written as we play, distracts the crap out of him.
Speaker 14: Beat him every time, Bobby, Bobby destroys me at pickleball,
Speaker 14: like shamefully every time.
Speaker 6: I just while he's playing your music, just like playing.
Speaker 14: My music like I'm embarrassed already and I was just
Speaker 14: get kicked every time.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you for answering the song Rush. You should
Speaker 4: hear it. It's really great on It's on John's new
Speaker 4: record the other day. Thanks.
Speaker 7: Ross.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll get back into books. See you, buddy,
Speaker 4: love you man, There is there is Ross Copperen Hockey
Speaker 4: tok Hollywood. Heck you, heck you. You guys are both
Speaker 4: good dudes.
Speaker 6: I love Roth.
Speaker 1: We have a great time. It's been I mean I
Speaker 1: have at wrote are we trying to get back? It
Speaker 1: just gets harder. You throw kids.
Speaker 4: Don't throw your kids, dude, they're not big enough throw.
Speaker 7: Like you throw kids in the mix of doing in
Speaker 7: the mix.
Speaker 4: I like you just throwing kids. I was like, dude,
Speaker 4: I know what you went the farm man.
Speaker 7: You throw kids in the schedule.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's like schedule gets real tight.
Speaker 4: Tour kicks off April twenty fifth Hockey Talk Hollywood, seventeen
Speaker 4: tracks My I'll say it now, my favorites. Rush that's
Speaker 4: the best.
Speaker 6: Song you heard.
Speaker 4: I liked it. I felt it me too, loved it.
Speaker 6: It's a sexy song. There's a lot, there's a lot
Speaker 6: of there's a lot of vibes on it.
Speaker 4: You don't realize this, but I've taken all my clothes
Speaker 4: the whole time we're doing an interview. Is so sexy.
Speaker 4: There's a boat that's a good I'm wa need to
Speaker 4: doing right now. Only got a shirt on he rush
Speaker 4: bo on the ocean.
Speaker 9: But we've tested it everywhere though. It's good everywhere, it's
Speaker 9: good everywhere.
Speaker 4: Before you leave, you want to take the challenge.
Speaker 6: I was ready. I'm prepared for bop it. Yeah, okay, caqu.
Speaker 4: Eat the scoreboard up behind him? Can we set it
Speaker 4: up to go with a mic?
Speaker 6: I don't know how I'm gonna do but well.
Speaker 4: And many artists have come in and performed on bop It.
Speaker 4: Some have done wonderfully, some have failed miserably. Because it's
Speaker 4: easy to get off, oh y and bob. It is
Speaker 4: a classic game where there's a thing you twist, there's
Speaker 4: the thing you pop, and there's a thing you pull
Speaker 4: and it tells you what to do on the leaderboard
Speaker 4: right now, we have Dirk Spentley leading with eighteen, we
Speaker 4: have Matt Carney with sixteen, we have Kept More with nine,
Speaker 4: and next up will be John Party.
Speaker 7: You can you can beat eighteen?
Speaker 1: John, I mean it seems easy, but it's uh, it
Speaker 1: just takes one time, amen, brothers, for a lot of things.
Speaker 4: Amen, one time. So let's uh, let's get it. Let's
Speaker 4: make sure it works. Get straight. Okay, then what and
Speaker 4: then you're ready to go? You guys ready, safety, ladies.
Speaker 7: And it takes one time.
Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, plan by and we gotta be quiet
Speaker 4: when it's over. Oh and I want to like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I gotta argue it okay, and go pull it again.
Speaker 4: Here we go a little higher.
Speaker 18: Bobby twisted Pully Pully Boppy twisted, twisted, twisted, Bobby twisted,
Speaker 18: Pully boppy, Pully, Pully twisted, Boppy Boppy, Bobby Pully twisted, twisted, Pully, twisted,
Speaker 18: Pully Boppy twisted.
Speaker 4: Remember no Red.
Speaker 7: Wow twenty five for John Party, amazing.
Speaker 4: I didn't know it was that high wow job dude,
Speaker 4: So now everybody check out his album. Otherwise, if he did,
Speaker 4: we were going to say, don't listen to it. Top
Speaker 4: of the leaderboard, Yes twenty five. The album is out
Speaker 4: at is honky Tonk Hollywood, Go John Party dot com,
Speaker 4: P A R D I and Uh. He's got a
Speaker 4: great opening acts, He's got a ton of hits. I
Speaker 4: love him and go to see you again, buddy. Tell
Speaker 4: everybody I said hello and good luck with the record.
Speaker 6: Man, Thank you, love you to love you guys. Thank
Speaker 6: you so much for having you.
Speaker 4: Have to leave the bop it though I was gonna
Speaker 4: read this supress, I know I can tell. I can tell.
Speaker 16: John, thank you.
Speaker 4: Did you crushed the BOPA you destroyed Derek.
Speaker 7: That's awesome, man.
Speaker 3: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: Most days I walk into the studio smiling, head held high.
Speaker 4: It's a good day. We're gonna get some work done.
Speaker 2: But you know, every so often I leave the studio
Speaker 2: with my head a little bit hung and not doing
Speaker 2: so well. In this segment is one of those reasons.
Speaker 2: Apparently we decided to enlist chat GPT's helped to roast
Speaker 2: all of the show members, and let's just say chat
Speaker 2: GBT kind of knows us a little too well, or
Speaker 2: maybe we're posting too much on the internet.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Number two, I asked chat gpt to
Speaker 4: roast all of us. Do you guys want to hear
Speaker 4: it what it wrote? Yes, I would love it. It
Speaker 4: went hard on me. It did a whole page on me.
Speaker 7: Oh whole page.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So here's the first one. Bobby's like the human version
Speaker 4: of an iPhone update, slightly better every year, but somehow
Speaker 4: still exhausted and glitchy. Oh that was light. Just wait.
Speaker 4: Bobby's the only person who can make standing next to
Speaker 4: a celebrity look like a make a wish moment.
Speaker 7: Oh my gosh, that's harsh. Man, did he gets so
Speaker 7: much harder?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Bobby has everything money can buy, accept the ability to
Speaker 4: take a compliment without looking like you just threatened him. Man,
Speaker 4: another one. Here's another one. Bobby overcame poverty, addiction to
Speaker 4: his family and every statistic stacked against him, and now
Speaker 4: his biggest problem is deciding whether to post a selfie
Speaker 4: or spiral for three hours about it.
Speaker 7: First, do you like this?
Speaker 4: How do they know you?
Speaker 16: So?
Speaker 4: Oh? You guys are on here too, don't worry. Yeah,
Speaker 4: this is the roast? Okay? And then here's I'll give
Speaker 4: you one more meal, although it's a whole page. I'll
Speaker 4: read some more on the podcast later today. Bobby is
Speaker 4: the version of the American dream. Start with nothing, work
Speaker 4: harder than everyone else, win everything, and still wonder if
Speaker 4: anybody likes you.
Speaker 7: True, that's hard.
Speaker 4: Huh. Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you laughing so you don't cry?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I just think that that's so funny. How they just
Speaker 4: nail all that stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they know too much.
Speaker 4: If impostor syndrome were a person, it would have Bobby's teeth,
Speaker 4: glasses and childhood trauma.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, dang dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, you're gonna move to Amy?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Oh no, Amy, are you okay? Okay?
Speaker 9: Because this is not this isn't a real human this
Speaker 9: is right, This is made by AI.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Amy is the only person who can take a thirty
Speaker 4: second story and turn it into a ten minute saga
Speaker 4: about her journaling a dead bird and a pintress quote. Okay,
Speaker 4: Amy's been Amy's been through more therapy than anyone on
Speaker 4: the show, and somehow still ends every story sounding like
Speaker 4: she's just giving advice to herself.
Speaker 6: A kid.
Speaker 4: Here's another one.
Speaker 9: Hmm.
Speaker 4: You're starting to feel a little bit.
Speaker 9: Of what just keep going okay, I mean so far,
Speaker 9: it's like I'm like, okay, not wrong.
Speaker 4: I'm proud of Amy. She's proved that you can outgrow
Speaker 4: your problems and immediately find brand new even more complicated
Speaker 4: wants to replace.
Speaker 9: Something that's rude. That's rude. I no, no, no, I've
Speaker 9: a vaulted.
Speaker 4: What we're worried about. I didn't do my we're not
Speaker 4: fighting back. I didn't find I uh.
Speaker 8: Chased chaos because that's what my nervous system was used to.
Speaker 8: But now my nervous system is level. I don't chase
Speaker 8: the chaos.
Speaker 4: Here's one more about Amy, and I'll do the rest
Speaker 4: on the podcast later today. Amy is the only person
Speaker 4: who can survive divorce, grief, and therapy and still get
Speaker 4: emotionally wrecked forgetting where she parked her car at Target.
Speaker 4: Not wrong, Okay, okay, these are so hardcore and like
Speaker 4: right on Lunchbox. Lunchbox is living proof that confidence has
Speaker 4: absolutely nothing to do with confidence.
Speaker 7: Oh god, exactly.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Lunchbox is what happens when you dire a
Speaker 4: frat house to raise a child.
Speaker 9: Oh that is a slam against his parents.
Speaker 6: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: My Lunchbox's dream job is quote celebrity too bad. You
Speaker 4: actually have to be likable, talented, or remotely self aware
Speaker 4: to get there. Look where I am, Eddie?
Speaker 7: Just give me one dude. Come on.
Speaker 4: Eddie's been trying to go viral on Instagram for three
Speaker 4: years and the only thing he's gotten famous for is
Speaker 4: being the dad that tries way too hard.
Speaker 7: It's not funny, swinging a miss.
Speaker 4: Eddie has four kids and still believes he's a cool parent.
Speaker 4: That's cute, delusional, but cute. And then one more. Eddie's
Speaker 4: life advice is amazing if you want to end up
Speaker 4: with four kids, a mortgage, and a fading dream of
Speaker 4: being a musician.
Speaker 7: That was too real. Hei not funny.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 4: Morgan. His Instagram is ninety percent coffee cups and ten
Speaker 4: percent soft. Launching a boyfriend that no one's ever actually met. There,
Speaker 4: that was hardcore. Morgan is basically a human Pinterest board. Cute, colorful,
Speaker 4: and completely useless in case of an emergency. Yeah dang.
Speaker 4: And then one more. Morgan's Instagram looks like she's living
Speaker 4: her best life until you realize it's just four hundred
Speaker 4: pictures of latte, sunsets, and men, she refuses to commit to.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, Morgan crying not in evacuate, that's hard hurd.
Speaker 9: Wait what did Morgan ask you? Are you crying? Are
Speaker 9: you laughing?
Speaker 8: Zoo?
Speaker 9: Don't cry?
Speaker 6: Exactly what I'm doing.
Speaker 4: I have one for Abby. Oh they went after Abby. Oh,
Speaker 4: I have one for Abby, Ray and Mike. They didn't
Speaker 4: go as hard on them because I guess there's less
Speaker 4: on the internet about them.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Abby's singing dreams are alive and well, just like her
Speaker 4: Amazon cart that's full of stuff she'll never actually buy.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 8: Is that mean?
Speaker 6: I mean, Lunchblock has the rested me harder than that.
Speaker 4: That's true. It basically it means you're never gonna make it,
Speaker 4: just like just like that Amazon carts full stuff you're
Speaker 4: never gonna buy. Ray Mundo raised like a walking red bull, jittery,
Speaker 4: a loud and making choices he'll regret by noon. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fine and true. We're all yeah, yeah, yeah. And
Speaker 4: then Mike D. Mike D is a silent assassin of
Speaker 4: the show, barely talks, but when he does, it's usually
Speaker 4: destroy your dreams and quietly and politely, there you go.
Speaker 4: I they were nicer to them. Well, there's not as
Speaker 4: much about them to go as hard. I'll end on
Speaker 4: this one about me. Bobby is the version of the
Speaker 4: American dream, if the dream was anxiety, childhood scars and googling?
Speaker 4: Am I good enough? Every night before? Better?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Dang, Yeah, you went the hardest on me for her.
Speaker 4: I went the hardest on me. I'll do the rest later.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because you have a whole page.
Speaker 4: Right, it's just like it's all like you think it's
Speaker 4: a compliment at first. Bobby's success is inspiring mainly because
Speaker 4: it proves you can have crippling insecurity, overwhelming anxiety, and
Speaker 4: childhood abandonment issues and still end up richer than any
Speaker 4: bully who's ever bullied you. So that one kind of
Speaker 4: a sandwich has like a slam in the middle. Okay,
Speaker 4: well everybody fell roasted. Yeah good, thanks thanks chat GVT.
Speaker 4: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Lunchbox came into the studio claiming he was
Speaker 2: the victim of a crime, which sometimes is hard to
Speaker 2: trust Lunchboxes. He's come in claiming a whole lot of things,
Speaker 2: but this time this claim actually has some validity. He
Speaker 2: shared the whole story what went down, And I feel.
Speaker 4: Bad for the guy. Number one Lunchbox claims he was
Speaker 4: the victim of a serious crime, and he has proof,
Speaker 4: he says now a lot of times he cries wolf,
Speaker 4: so we don't believe him. But what is the serious crime?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm just gonna say this crime is punishable by
Speaker 5: up to eleven months in jail and a fine of
Speaker 5: up to twenty five hundred dollars and a suspension of
Speaker 5: your driver's license. I was driving down the highway, fully strapped,
Speaker 5: fully strapped. Your seatbelt was on, Yeah, my wife's seat
Speaker 5: belt was on. Strap means gone, go ahead. Three kids
Speaker 5: in their car seats, all in the vehicle, middle lane,
Speaker 5: going probably about sixty five to seventy miles an hour,
Speaker 5: right there by the airport. When I look up and
Speaker 5: there's this car flying in the right hand lane, and
Speaker 5: this hot rod thinks he's unfast, and the furious thinks
Speaker 5: he's been Diesel out there. Tries to go from the
Speaker 5: right lane all the way over to the left lane,
Speaker 5: so we had to hit go right lane, middle lane.
Speaker 4: We understand how this skip two lanes? Yeah? Yeah, And
Speaker 4: as he comes across that middle lane. He baim the
Speaker 4: back of the vehicle. You got clipped. Clipped makes me
Speaker 4: fishtail a little bit to the right. Oh dang.
Speaker 5: Got Luckily I had two hands on the wheel able
Speaker 5: to correct it. My wife is like, what are you doing.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I didn't do that, and I was like,
Speaker 5: she didn't know that a car hits you. No, And
Speaker 5: I'm like, we just got hit. And the guy goes
Speaker 5: on my left and just keeps zooming. No way I
Speaker 5: can catch him. And then I look in the side
Speaker 5: of you mirror and the bumper is just flapping in
Speaker 5: the wind.
Speaker 4: Nailed us. So you got hitting, run, hit and run.
Speaker 4: Crazy that your wife didn't know what that was. No,
Speaker 4: she was like, what was that? Yeah, you're so fortunate
Speaker 4: that it didn't spin you and you hit another car.
Speaker 7: My goodness, So what do you do now?
Speaker 4: I had to pull over at the corner of Happy
Speaker 4: and Healthy. Okay, it didn't go to Walgreens. I did.
Speaker 4: Oh you did? Say?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 5: No, I okay, got it and I got duct tape
Speaker 5: and I had to sit there and duct tape it
Speaker 5: to the side of the car to hold it on.
Speaker 4: Wait, I thought it was flopping down the road.
Speaker 5: No, no, it was half off, just flapping in the wind,
Speaker 5: got it, And you don't want to lose the whole thing.
Speaker 5: You don't want the bumper to fly off and hit someone.
Speaker 5: So I had to pull over and duct tape this
Speaker 5: thing while I was fully strapped.
Speaker 4: You're not wearing a gun, so the guy's just gone
Speaker 4: gone hitting run you're out out. I mean, look at that, guys,
Speaker 4: that is danger right there. Man, look at Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean that sucks it. That's really looked like if you
Speaker 4: could be flapping that much though, but it seems like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like like a little.
Speaker 5: Piece wasn't No, it was flailing guys like, I mean,
Speaker 5: it looked like you know, one of those guys at
Speaker 5: the car dealership.
Speaker 4: Guys. Yeah, you're very fortunate that I guess he didn't
Speaker 4: hit you so deep into your like wheelbase that it
Speaker 4: flipped your whole car down right, And the fact that
Speaker 4: he didn't stop, so it didn't make him do anything.
Speaker 4: He just kept going.
Speaker 6: He just kept going.
Speaker 9: He's obviously in a hurry.
Speaker 5: You chase him, you know, dude, fast and furiousvan Diesel
Speaker 5: was going probably eighty five ninety No chance I was
Speaker 5: getting that hot.
Speaker 4: Call the cops couldn't didn't have a licensed by what
Speaker 4: am I going to call? Hey, I want one?
Speaker 9: It took your favorite thing to do.
Speaker 4: I can't believe you, mister nine one one didn't call
Speaker 4: nine one one. By the time nine one one got there,
Speaker 4: the dude would have been in freaking Kentucky. They have cameras, man,
Speaker 4: they do. Yeah, so what's the move from here? I
Speaker 4: don't know. Now I got to figure out how to
Speaker 4: pay for it. Insurance, that's what you call it, call
Speaker 4: your insurance.
Speaker 9: I mean I was I'm shocked you didn't call nine
Speaker 9: one one, regardless of if the car was in sight
Speaker 9: or not. It was like something you would do. Be
Speaker 9: like I just got hit on the highway and they
Speaker 9: ran off, and.
Speaker 5: They're gonna be like, what kind of car? Be like
Speaker 5: it was a black hot rod. He looked like Vin Diesel.
Speaker 5: Did he look like Van Diesel or he was he
Speaker 5: was acting like Vin Diesel.
Speaker 4: I couldn't even see the.
Speaker 9: Guy, But I mean, how many black hot rods are
Speaker 9: the Probably a lot, I mean a lot.
Speaker 4: I mean it's just a black car going fast.
Speaker 7: He didn't look like.
Speaker 8: Curious.
Speaker 4: Imagine getting that call in nine one one car a
Speaker 4: black hot rod? Do you any idea what the driver
Speaker 4: looked like. And he was like a Caucasian dude that
Speaker 4: is flopping in the wind. That's half the bumper, Okay,
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, that's not that's not I'm just killed
Speaker 4: off from the side.
Speaker 9: It's worse than I thought now that I'm seeing it
Speaker 9: on the big screen, it is.
Speaker 7: That's like a fourth of the bumper enough to fly
Speaker 7: flopping nude.
Speaker 4: Okay. Anyway, I'm sorry that happened to you. A great
Speaker 4: job by correcting it, yes, say, and saving everybody's life.
Speaker 4: That's what I did. So I may be a hero,
Speaker 4: but I mean I was just doing what I had
Speaker 4: to do. That's why we're not gonna call you here.
Speaker 4: I don't worry about it. Yeah, but my kids, right, dad,
Speaker 4: what what happened? What happened? I'm like, we got hit?
Speaker 4: What we got hit? And I'm like, yes, it's okay, though,
Speaker 4: don't worry. I got it under control. You got hit
Speaker 4: once too, back in our early days, where you were
Speaker 4: sitting in the red lightning and drunk got plowed into you, right.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And he drive off on that one too. No, he
Speaker 4: couldn't drive off because he was stuck in my trunk.
Speaker 5: He was going so fast, He's going about forty five
Speaker 5: fifty and he never hit the brakes, hit the central
Speaker 5: that's when I had a Nissan CenTra. And that's I mean,
Speaker 5: I was three months from paying off and I mean
Speaker 5: he drilled me.
Speaker 4: Boom, sounds like he's a man a projects. So he
Speaker 4: drilled me from behind.
Speaker 5: Oh, and my dad hit the windshield with his head,
Speaker 5: cracked the windshield.
Speaker 9: And was he strapped?
Speaker 4: No, he wasn't strapped. He was not strapped. That was
Speaker 4: that's my dad didn't like to strap.
Speaker 5: And so then I get out of the car and
Speaker 5: the guy's like, man, I don't know why you're stopping
Speaker 5: on I thirty five.
Speaker 4: We weren't on I thirty five, guys, we were on
Speaker 4: six twenty.
Speaker 5: We were at a stop light and we were going
Speaker 5: to see my cousin play baseball. And he told on
Speaker 5: my car they had to get a tow truck to
Speaker 5: the front of my car in the back of his
Speaker 5: to get him out of my trunk.
Speaker 4: Two toe trucks, yes, two different roa trucks. Can I
Speaker 4: ask you that question here? You always tell you how
Speaker 4: unlucky you are, dude. That is so, But no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna tell you how lucky it was. Just just
Speaker 4: step back for one second, because it's like the lottery,
Speaker 4: the lottery gods. I never get lucky. I never got
Speaker 4: on a real world, the world. You have two instances
Speaker 4: where he easily could have died, yes, and neither happened.
Speaker 4: But the world does hate me because I was three
Speaker 4: months from paying off that center man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she was green, lived, she was beautiful, and then
Speaker 5: they totaled the car, so I had That's when I
Speaker 5: upgraded to the Ultima. But I had to start my
Speaker 5: payments all over because guess what, that guy had no insurance,
Speaker 5: so they didn't even cover it.
Speaker 4: So it's all on me. I would say, look at
Speaker 4: this as a fortunate thing that happened to you instead
Speaker 4: of everything in your life sucks, which you'd normally say anything.
Speaker 5: But it was a blessing disguise because I got fifteen
Speaker 5: years out of that Altima.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's amazing. And you paid her off. No,
Speaker 4: I paid her off in like five years. But I
Speaker 4: had her. I mean I had her. That's like she
Speaker 4: signed in NBA. Didn't show your secrets, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 3: It's the best bits of the Week with Morgan Number two.
Speaker 2: That's it for me this weekend. Friends, Thanks for hanging
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