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Speaker 1: to do today. The world is upside down. Ceasefire not
Speaker 1: a ceasefire, Yes, a cease fire. Not really, we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that today. Big headlines. Guess who returns to the
Speaker 1: show today, Frank Caliendo. How much fun is it gonna
Speaker 1: be to have Frankie back? Frankie? So we'll get we'll
Speaker 1: get an update with Frank Caliendo. Chattanooga, Tennessee, Nashville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: He's coming to see you in July, Phoenix, Arizona. I
Speaker 1: see you there, Aurora, Illinois. You guys are on Frank's
Speaker 1: list as he is going to be going out and
Speaker 1: doing what only he can do. He's one of the best.
Speaker 1: I mean, when it comes to people impressions, we have
Speaker 1: a very very high standard. If you're going to do impressions,
Speaker 1: they need to be like like you know, if you're
Speaker 1: gonna do impressions, they can't be kind of good. No
Speaker 1: offense speedy. They can't be kind of good. I mean,
Speaker 1: they have to be really good. H And Frankie is
Speaker 1: as good as it gets. So he's coming up a
Speaker 1: little bit later on. It will be fun to catch
Speaker 1: up with him. In a bizarre twist, it's National patch Day,
Speaker 1: yeah weird officially, and we want to enjoy your patches yep,
Speaker 1: even though I think we all feel Larry's shifting to
Speaker 1: dog sleds for some reason. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Dogs, dogs, dogs, ye, which I'm I'm.
Speaker 1: Not thrilled with. I think that I thought, is there
Speaker 1: anything I could be less interested in than patches? And
Speaker 1: it's dog sleds. You know, as far as I don't
Speaker 1: mind hearing about it every now and then, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to constantly hear about dog sleds and sled dogs.
Speaker 1: I find myself kind of wanting to get back to
Speaker 1: the patch thing.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't know patches at least with at least you
Speaker 7: got dogs with dog sleds exactly. Patches aren't that. I
Speaker 7: mean you can look at them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but at least you can display them. At least
Speaker 1: there's some variety with patches. And once you've seen a
Speaker 1: sled dog, haven't you seen them all.
Speaker 7: You can say, Patches, Yeah, he's on patch Day. I shouldn't.
Speaker 7: I shouldn't slander Patches on patch day of all days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let the man have a day.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, to me, Larry will always be the patch man.
Speaker 8: He'll never be the sled man. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3: But just in on you, son. My daddy was a
Speaker 3: working man.
Speaker 1: So anyway, we'll we'll talk about that today speedy least
Speaker 1: tomorrow for Larry quest it's tomorrow, my friend. Yeah. Anybody's
Speaker 1: wondering how the roads are from Birmingham, Alabama to the
Speaker 1: Huntsville speeding Now I can tell you.
Speaker 8: We tracked those yesterday.
Speaker 9: We did.
Speaker 1: We did. Uh, we did, we did.
Speaker 2: Terry pulled up, uh, Larry and Carolyn's address and uh,
Speaker 2: she said, wow, she's not not easy way to get there,
Speaker 2: is it, Honey. I'm like, no, that's really it. And
Speaker 2: it's kind of in between and you got to go
Speaker 2: around and do all this. And then then it's the
Speaker 2: question we all always ask, do you dare go to Atlanta?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: And you go around your elbow to get.
Speaker 11: That.
Speaker 8: I just screamed, no, you avoid no, no, oh Atlanta.
Speaker 1: No, Atlanta. You got enough people, enough now, enough now,
Speaker 1: and let's finish it. And I think is Atlanta ever finished?
Speaker 2: And I guess we determined with the Man Church over
Speaker 2: in Atlanta this year when we were riding along and
Speaker 2: stuck in traffic and we weren't going anywhere, and there
Speaker 2: was no wrecks, there was not even any construction.
Speaker 1: It was just people.
Speaker 2: We just decided there's just too many people here.
Speaker 5: They are.
Speaker 2: I'm we got six lanes. There's just too many people.
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Speaker 2: Well, I think, you know, talking to them again, because
Speaker 2: you know, I'll communicate with them, uh, talking to them
Speaker 2: yet today they're so excited and they can't wait. They
Speaker 2: got their Rick Burgess show t shirts in the mail yesterday,
Speaker 2: a gift to them for all their support, and they're
Speaker 2: just so fired up about that. And so they're just
Speaker 2: where I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 1: They're just a sweet little couple.
Speaker 8: I'm seeing two things this trip.
Speaker 2: They just love this show. I love Patches and slits.
Speaker 1: I love text Nation that says, you know, I'm basically paraphrasing,
Speaker 1: but if anybody thinks what they do for a living
Speaker 1: is anywhere close to what we do for a living,
Speaker 1: we're the only people, and you, specifically that have to
Speaker 1: explain to your wife why you've decided to go to Dublin,
Speaker 1: Georgia and spend the night with listeners, right right, No
Speaker 1: one that's good. No one else has to walk that up.
Speaker 7: We had a lot of people have to have that conversation.
Speaker 3: We had.
Speaker 2: We had a sales rep in studio post show yesterday
Speaker 2: for our flagship and she was confused on what was
Speaker 2: going on. And it is hard to walk out when
Speaker 2: you say, now, I'm going to spend the night with
Speaker 2: some listeners.
Speaker 7: You just said that, You just left that hanging out there. Well,
Speaker 7: I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep at a
Speaker 7: listener's house.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She looks at me like what it's a hard one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's tough.
Speaker 7: No listen to hear me out. They collect patches and
Speaker 7: they're really in the dog slat. Yeah, just so you know,
Speaker 7: none of that makes.
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Speaker 1: that's one of those things that proves again what we
Speaker 1: do for a living. We think that everybody hears everything
Speaker 1: we talk about every minute of every day. See, it
Speaker 1: seems like we mentioned the store a lot, but here's
Speaker 1: a listener going, I don't think I've ever really heard
Speaker 1: y'all had a store, New people coming on Greg, new
Speaker 1: people being being brought to the loop. I did get
Speaker 1: to interact yesterday with a sales team you know in
Speaker 1: Huntsville where the show is is number one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: We we just seen the latest ratings there and that's
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Speaker 8: Are the best, those have the best stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get second hand right, those are always good.
Speaker 1: By the way, he did have a guy there who
Speaker 1: you know sells for us there in Huntsville, who you
Speaker 1: know is and I'm sorry, Speedy, he's made the mistake
Speaker 1: of being with me and being bald and having a goateee.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and I finally just I said, why don't
Speaker 1: we just go with it? He said, I'm in So
Speaker 1: he was speedy there for a while.
Speaker 2: We just got tired of explaining, right, you know, Okay,
Speaker 2: so you told everybody I was there.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and they were very glad to meet you. And
Speaker 8: I will tell you this, he did well, he was.
Speaker 2: The same down as you. I just didn't get to
Speaker 2: the event.
Speaker 1: It's possible that really he's a nicer guy than any
Speaker 1: of us. So it was a good representation.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great, that's awesome. We need the represented me.
Speaker 1: Well, that's good. If you can find a body double
Speaker 1: for me and Adler, we can really Yeah. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: also we'll come back. We we thought we were going
Speaker 1: to come on the air today and announce the ceasefire.
Speaker 1: And as we were all riding into work, somebody in Iran,
Speaker 1: a ron shot another missile, so and and Iran.
Speaker 8: Saying, hey, we didn't officially shoot it.
Speaker 2: They're saying that was not.
Speaker 1: We think somebody went rogan shot one at Israel. Israel says, well,
Speaker 1: if you shoot one that we have to shoot back.
Speaker 1: That's right, So they going to So the twelve day
Speaker 1: War ended, then it started.
Speaker 2: Again right four hours in to the seafire. So well,
Speaker 2: hopefully killer heads will prevail. But yeah, the news was
Speaker 2: Iran said.
Speaker 1: It wasn't them, but yeah, because I don't know as
Speaker 1: so as soon as I got up and was driving in,
Speaker 1: the headlines were well, the ceasefire lasted for four whopping hours, right,
Speaker 1: uh and uh and then as you said, they've walked
Speaker 1: that back a little bit just within the hour after that.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so we'll see, we'll try to figure it all out.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back.
Speaker 8: I also want to tell you that I have the
Speaker 8: honor today.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 1: Look, we're dealing with Andy andrews Andy's a lot like me.
Speaker 1: He means well and a lot of times he thinks
Speaker 1: he knows, but sometimes can step out.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 8: And he told me that today we should kind of
Speaker 8: been his team, not him.
Speaker 1: But he told me that today our conversation on his
Speaker 1: podcast The Noticer will be released today.
Speaker 8: That's from Andy Rick.
Speaker 1: He's pretty solid. What are you talking about and he said,
Speaker 1: can be a little all over the road. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: would have liked to have heard from a producer. I
Speaker 1: would have liked to have heard that from the team,
Speaker 1: as opposed to he and I cutting up him going yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna be on this just coming touson.
Speaker 1: I think that's why not. I think, Okay, so that
Speaker 1: I think I don't feel as confident with it as
Speaker 1: I would love to have now.
Speaker 8: But but that's what he said, Okay, not what she said.
Speaker 1: What he said. So anyway, so that's been going on.
Speaker 1: Uh so look for that wherever you get podcasts. So ceasefire,
Speaker 1: no cease fire here, a ceasefire there. Far So you know,
Speaker 1: we we dropped the bombs. It was beautifully executed by
Speaker 1: our military.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 8: The world took notice.
Speaker 1: I know some of you, it's not your thing.
Speaker 8: For me personally, I think this was a great moment
Speaker 8: for America.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 8: It was something that we needed to kind of let
Speaker 8: the world know that our drift.
Speaker 1: And some of the ridiculous things we've been doing through
Speaker 1: other administrations are over and we mean business. We're returning
Speaker 1: to peace through strength. We're going to try to be
Speaker 1: wise with our military We're not going to peddle around.
Speaker 1: We're going to use the most powerful weapons that we have.
Speaker 1: If you look at every place right now in this administration,
Speaker 1: you feel pretty good about the people that are there.
Speaker 1: I mean when you're looking at the team and you're like,
Speaker 1: I slept pretty good last night with this team. So
Speaker 1: the fact that Iran so quickly, regardless of what happened
Speaker 1: with this little skirmish overnight, that they are coming to
Speaker 1: the table for ceasefire this fast and this thing where
Speaker 1: they tried to save face by tossing a little something
Speaker 1: at one of our military bases and guitar, we shot
Speaker 1: it down with no problem, is it jd Vance the
Speaker 1: saying now that look, we were even giving a heads
Speaker 1: up on that. I mean, the people there can't can't.
Speaker 1: They don't know what's going on in the world.
Speaker 8: I mean, the over.
Speaker 1: Oppressive regime they just cut the internet off and the
Speaker 1: people have no access to news some the outside world.
Speaker 1: So they just have to believe what they're being told
Speaker 1: through the propaganda. And so they're telling them we're retaliating.
Speaker 1: You know, they have to save face. These evil regimes
Speaker 1: have to do this. But then, according to jd Vance,
Speaker 1: They're like, heads up, here comes something, We're gonna shoot
Speaker 1: at you, so you can shoot it down.
Speaker 8: They don't want trouble.
Speaker 1: No, they understand that the United States of America and
Speaker 1: its allies, which include Israel, are an overwhelming military force
Speaker 1: that they have no hope against. Yes, correct, And when
Speaker 1: you're dealing with these kind of evil regimes, I wish
Speaker 1: it wouldn't this way either.
Speaker 8: It's the only thing they understand. And I'm sorry, I
Speaker 8: wish the world wasn't that way.
Speaker 1: I really do. You're never going to go soft with
Speaker 1: these radical Islamic tyrannical regimes. All they see when you
Speaker 1: do that is weakness. They never see it as kindness.
Speaker 1: They never see it as hey, maybe we should like them.
Speaker 8: That just does not work.
Speaker 1: When some one, as David Nassar said, whose family fled
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventy nine from Iran. He said, the fifteen
Speaker 1: percent and the ruling tyrannical government, when they say death
Speaker 1: to America, death to Israel, they mean it. And if
Speaker 1: they see you as evil and think that they're being
Speaker 1: mandated by their version of God to annihilate you, overwhelming
Speaker 1: force and breaking their will to do it is all
Speaker 1: you got and then when they do stop, you have
Speaker 1: to understand their stopping to try to strengthen themselves again
Speaker 1: to try it again later. So you just kind of
Speaker 1: get moments in times of peace, but you'll never We're
Speaker 1: not going to have peace in the Middle East until
Speaker 1: the Lord Jesus Christ ends this thing once and for all.
Speaker 1: I hate to break that to everybody, but we should
Speaker 1: strive to have periods of peace, and so I think
Speaker 1: this is accomplishing that, or I hope it will. It
Speaker 1: looks like it's go to but never think that it's over,
Speaker 1: because it won't be. And you need to remember that
Speaker 1: when people when administrations time out and it's time to
Speaker 1: elect another administration, always remember this will always be a
Speaker 1: problem and you better elect people who know how to
Speaker 1: handle it, yeah, because it's never going to what right.
Speaker 1: What you're looking for are periods of peace, and I
Speaker 1: hope we're going to enter one right now after this.
Speaker 7: And you're seeing a lot of things play out in
Speaker 7: the same fashion. When Trump took out Solomony in twenty twenty,
Speaker 7: I ran that was a great well executed, you know,
Speaker 7: cutting with a razor blade type of attack. When Trump
Speaker 7: took out Solomony in twenty twenty. Iran did have to
Speaker 7: respond to quote like you guys are talking about save face,
Speaker 7: but they did give us a heads up so that
Speaker 7: we could get you know, our people out of there,
Speaker 7: that kind of thing. And you know, I played that
Speaker 7: bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. I ran that funny parody
Speaker 7: song because in this situation, this was a very target attack.
Speaker 7: It was very successful. Zero civilian casualties, and that's what
Speaker 7: I was celebrating. Never against the Iranian people of any kind.
Speaker 7: And it is an evil regime that we're going to
Speaker 7: have to deal with over and over and over again.
Speaker 1: And this is the way you deal with them. They
Speaker 1: don't understand anything else. Now, we'll be right back, ladies.
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Speaker 1: Texas at eight eight eight the text line six two
Speaker 1: four four eight sixty nine. It's the same as the
Speaker 1: phone line eight eight eight six. Big Vox said that
Speaker 1: Trump just dropped an F bomb on live TV from
Speaker 1: Text Nation. I don't know that. Apparently this has to
Speaker 1: do with the ceasefire. And then Iran or Ron says
Speaker 1: somebody rogue launched another missile or two or three at
Speaker 1: at Israel. He may have responded to that because he
Speaker 1: says he's not happy with Ron and right now he's
Speaker 1: not happy with Israel either, because they're not abiding by
Speaker 1: the seafire. So maybe in that process maybe he let
Speaker 1: one flyp I don't know, but text Nation said so
Speaker 1: it's blue. Yeah, so he's supposed to be he's supposed
Speaker 1: to be headed to the Netherlands today.
Speaker 7: Okay, I got it so.
Speaker 8: Well, we can't play that, I can.
Speaker 7: I can edit it, right.
Speaker 1: I don't think he didn't. They say you almost said it.
Speaker 7: No, he says it, y'all, I just heard it. He
Speaker 7: says it and then turns to the helicopter.
Speaker 8: Oh my half, come on, not happy at all? Right,
Speaker 8: so how are you going to beep it.
Speaker 13: With?
Speaker 11: What?
Speaker 1: Should I have? The dumb button? Ready? The present YouTube?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Yeah, we're ready. Okay, he says.
Speaker 7: At the end urs hour, just drop everything you have
Speaker 7: on them.
Speaker 3: So I'm not happy with them.
Speaker 13: I'm not happy with the Ron either, But I'm really
Speaker 13: unhappy if Israel is going out this morning because the
Speaker 13: one rocket that didn't land, that was shot perhaps by mistake,
Speaker 13: that didn't land, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not happy about that.
Speaker 13: You know what we have, we basically have two countries
Speaker 13: that have been fighting so long and so hard that
Speaker 13: they don't know.
Speaker 7: Oh wow, they don't know what the blank they're doing. Okay,
Speaker 7: as clear as day, clear as a bell, here as
Speaker 7: a bag of nothing. I'm clear.
Speaker 3: So hey, this is that.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you where he is.
Speaker 8: And if you if you've ever been there, he is
Speaker 8: in that place. Maybe you've had.
Speaker 1: This experience in your family, Maybe you've had this experience
Speaker 1: with a friend where they just can't see them get
Speaker 1: their act together. Yeah, and you have tried, and you
Speaker 1: have fixed, and you have helped, and you have set
Speaker 1: back up, and you've helped again, and you've got them
Speaker 1: set up again, and they just can't get their act
Speaker 1: together and you just get to the end of yourself
Speaker 1: on it, right, And I think you saw a little
Speaker 1: bit of that right there.
Speaker 2: Well, it's hard to trust an evil regime with their
Speaker 2: what they say they're going to do. So that's that's
Speaker 2: Iran and then Israel. You know they're gonna go, well,
Speaker 2: we're going to respond if if they're going to break
Speaker 2: the seas fire and they're firing on us, we're gonna
Speaker 2: respond with force. And I think I think Trump's saying,
Speaker 2: you know, first of all, I ran and we've we've
Speaker 2: said this, they've come out and said, hey, that wasn't
Speaker 2: a government sponsor, that wasn't uts. Now if you believe them,
Speaker 2: it's it's tough. Do you believe them? Do you not
Speaker 2: believe them? And Israel on that front, you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to say, well, it didn't even get to you. And
Speaker 2: and we're just gonna have.
Speaker 1: To let that one.
Speaker 2: Let's let's let's still move forward with the ceasefire. And
Speaker 2: it is a tough spot to be in, I know,
Speaker 2: for Israel because Iran has broke everybody's trust for so long.
Speaker 2: You don't know, are they serious? Are they not serious?
Speaker 2: We still need to defend ourselves and so it's it's
Speaker 2: a tough spot. And he's in the middle trying to
Speaker 2: make it work.
Speaker 1: Yep. And that's what you heard. Yeah. See, he wanted
Speaker 1: to head off to the Netherlands today and it's some
Speaker 1: sort of something. What is this summit he's going to.
Speaker 8: It's all the allies?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 8: I forget which one it is? But and he's you know,
Speaker 8: he wants to he.
Speaker 1: Wants to walk in there and say, twelve day war,
Speaker 1: got to cease fire handled. And now they're messing that up.
Speaker 7: It's a NATO summit in the in the Hague.
Speaker 2: Well, but it's it's great for the world. I mean,
Speaker 2: if if they can, well, if they can, if you.
Speaker 1: Want me to be you know, a Debbie Downer, because
Speaker 1: we do broadcast from the real world. Iran is never
Speaker 1: going to stop fighting Israel ever. All you're going to
Speaker 1: get is we said, last time, or are periods of peace.
Speaker 1: And the only way you get periods of peace is
Speaker 1: to break them down so much they can't wage war,
Speaker 1: because if they can wage war, they will, yep, and
Speaker 1: that's what and and but let me give your heads up,
Speaker 1: that's never going to change, never, never, until the end
Speaker 1: of all time. You just you just find a way
Speaker 1: to manage it. And you get you you get, you
Speaker 1: get times of peace, but you're not. And when we
Speaker 1: have ultimate peace, there's gonna come a time. Some of
Speaker 1: us may be here, some of us may not. There's
Speaker 1: there is gonna come a time where somebody's gonna show
Speaker 1: up in the Middle East and they're gonna get it,
Speaker 1: bring it all under control, and you're gonna think you
Speaker 1: have peace, and it's gonna look great, and everybody's gonna
Speaker 1: be jumping up and down, celebrating, and they're gonna have
Speaker 1: they're gonna come go into a seven year and then
Speaker 1: right in the middle of the seven year peace treaty,
Speaker 1: he's gonna violate it and off we go. Now, you
Speaker 1: don't want to be here for all that. But but
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's gonna get ugly. But until that time comes,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be moments of peace, and you go for those.
Speaker 1: You should try for those, because that's great. That means
Speaker 1: we can do that.
Speaker 8: But all Iran will do is say unless unless there's revolution.
Speaker 1: You know, and you get a new new way to
Speaker 1: govern there.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: If not, it will always be Okay, y'all guide us,
Speaker 1: y'all broke us down, We're gonna we're gonna agree to
Speaker 1: some sort of ceasefire, and then we're gonna regroup and
Speaker 1: then we'll try again later. That's the way it will
Speaker 1: always be. And as I said last hour, that's why
Speaker 1: we as Americans, as long as we're allowed to be here.
Speaker 1: You got to remember that Trump has three more years.
Speaker 14: That's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's nothing for the Iranians and people like that
Speaker 1: to go. Let's just wait that out. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: and then let's just wait on the nest administration. So
Speaker 1: you better, you better continue to vote for administrations that
Speaker 1: know how to handle the world as a vote as
Speaker 1: opposed to voting for the those that keep trying to
Speaker 1: appease the world, especially evil people, because appeasement, when you're
Speaker 1: dealing with evil people that deem you evil, is seen
Speaker 1: as weakness, not as something to be applauded.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that and that's and if you don't.
Speaker 1: Ever learn that, you're just gonna keep putting other people
Speaker 1: at risk, including this country, because then we get we're
Speaker 1: just seeing as chumps. Yeah.
Speaker 7: And Iran is the largest state sponsor of terror in
Speaker 7: the world. So with this razor sharp strike that Trump
Speaker 7: pulled off, uh, the world is rejoicing a large part
Speaker 7: of the world people people know what Iran does.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 7: And as much as people want to make, you know,
Speaker 7: Israel look like the big bad guy of the world,
Speaker 7: which you see a lot of that Israel Israel hate.
Speaker 7: Even the people that don't want to come alongside Trump
Speaker 7: with this kind of strike know they they know that
Speaker 7: the world is now a safer place now that Iran
Speaker 7: does not have the capability to do a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 7: They were enriching uranium to a level way above anything
Speaker 7: that you need for any kind of medical uses or
Speaker 7: anything like that, and everybody knows it. And this strike
Speaker 7: was it was a good thing, and I hope that
Speaker 7: we can leave it at that and not get involved
Speaker 7: in regime change. We've talked about this before. We don't
Speaker 7: want to get in another Iraq or Afghanistan twenty year
Speaker 7: pointless war.
Speaker 2: But what we did, what we did this weekend prevents that. Yes, absolutely,
Speaker 2: that's why that was necessary.
Speaker 14: It was huge.
Speaker 7: And it's also vaguely and weirdly similar to this the
Speaker 7: plot of Star Wars when they have the vent, when
Speaker 7: they dropped the vent, and also Top Gun they had
Speaker 7: the bomb go through the vent. It's very it's weird
Speaker 7: that it's the same as Star Wars and Top Gun.
Speaker 14: This is the Rick Burgess show.
Speaker 1: We need another impression of Larry uh So. Anyway, but
Speaker 1: Frankie coming.
Speaker 2: Out, I've got the voice, all voices covered.
Speaker 1: We really I don't even know why we need frank anymore.
Speaker 1: When we have the man of a thousand voices, you're
Speaker 1: gonna give him some tips. Why do we even need him,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, think about it. So there we go.
Speaker 1: When he does a voice go that ain't nothing to
Speaker 1: do one of your hemps? How many cookies have you eaten?
Speaker 1: Just that one, Greg, just that one, just one. All
Speaker 1: I'm meeting is that one. I'm gonna save the others.
Speaker 1: That's it, save us one. I'm all I'm eating today.
Speaker 1: I'm saving the others for later. What do you think
Speaker 1: about the guy in the in the calls right in
Speaker 1: the bathroom guy? I mean, he acted as if we
Speaker 1: caught him by surprise.
Speaker 2: That I'm thinking maybe he called and he was at
Speaker 2: another part of the house and he worked his way
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and that's when that's.
Speaker 1: When he was going to sneak one in there before
Speaker 1: you pick Okay, maybe so all right, yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I think. Might even just been going in for safety.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 3: I mean safety.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I had a speedy moment, had to rush to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, no problem, Probably hang up, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wish you to just hit end call.
Speaker 1: Yeah that would be by the way, By the way,
Speaker 1: if we if we'd have hung on, might have got
Speaker 1: some racket. Oh that go with it, right, Okay, all right, Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when's the last time you took your elderly parents to
Speaker 1: the bank. Did you do that? Yeah? To the bank?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you had to go Yeah, speaking of that,
Speaker 2: speaking of.
Speaker 1: That, I know you went grocery store shops. Not well,
Speaker 1: now I have taken mom to the bank. Yeah, not
Speaker 1: with as much in depth stuff as y'all had, right,
Speaker 1: but I have had.
Speaker 2: So you had to go to the bank, to the bank,
Speaker 2: just do some you know, just do some work there
Speaker 2: at the bank. They needed to go to the bank
Speaker 2: and and everything. And so I went up and I
Speaker 2: was in town and took them and I've I've done
Speaker 2: some self evaluation on on getting them around that I
Speaker 2: need to do better at they are knock on wood.
Speaker 2: I love where they're at. Man, They're they're just full
Speaker 2: of energy. They look great.
Speaker 1: It's just I love it.
Speaker 2: I absolutely love it. And they they're jumping in the car.
Speaker 2: Let's go, you know, so here we go off and
Speaker 2: then there.
Speaker 1: Could see.
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, if you wanted to be I mean super.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sure he wishes he could see too.
Speaker 8: What I'm just saying, you're saying they're doing.
Speaker 5: So that sounded awful.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything yeah, why are you looking.
Speaker 7: At meat anything? Rick says that you're like, yeah, you
Speaker 7: left a little bit over.
Speaker 8: I was just saying for you, and and what.
Speaker 1: He's able to do.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: And he is so resilient and he's written two books. Rick,
Speaker 2: Mine's fine, Yes, have you written good point?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 2: So anyway, Wow, let's get through that moment. No, I'm
Speaker 2: just and so so I pull up and of course
Speaker 2: they're sitting there. You know, Hey, the garage is hot.
Speaker 2: I told him that you have to stand in the garage,
Speaker 2: you know. Well they but they just say, hey, how
Speaker 2: you doing.
Speaker 1: Let's go?
Speaker 2: So we we uh, we pull up and they won't
Speaker 2: use for some reason, they have a handicap sticker and
Speaker 2: they won't use it.
Speaker 3: And I don't ever that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is this a game you're playing?
Speaker 13: You know?
Speaker 2: But hey, I'm pulling that thing out and we're hanging
Speaker 2: it on the on the rearview mirror and and we're
Speaker 2: going to use it.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: And so so we do.
Speaker 2: We get front and center and and we we walk
Speaker 2: in and one thing I noticed that was out of
Speaker 2: I don't have to announce to the bank.
Speaker 1: He's blind.
Speaker 2: I know you do you the last time you gave
Speaker 2: us this, he's blind, why do you?
Speaker 10: Why do you have it?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 8: And then you'll do things like he's reading two books.
Speaker 8: This mine's fine.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 2: Well that's when I had to defend him. When you
Speaker 2: say you wish, No, he knows he wishes he wasn't blind.
Speaker 3: No, everybody, what I'm just saying.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying blind harder.
Speaker 7: I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying life is harder when you're blind versus
Speaker 1: not being obvious. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Now,
Speaker 1: he was talking about what I mean, like like they
Speaker 1: were do anything they wanted to. Was he even needed Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know he was. I was in town
Speaker 1: and we had some errands to run. We also went
Speaker 1: to the pharmacy and and and stuff like that, and uh,
Speaker 1: and so that was just part of it. But I
Speaker 1: noticed that when I walked into the bank, I had
Speaker 1: to announce, you know, he's blind.
Speaker 2: You know, like it's like one guy that was just
Speaker 2: there getting to making a deposit looked at me, like,
Speaker 2: what are you doing my deposits at the pharmacists?
Speaker 7: Are you like you got anything for blindness? I mean,
Speaker 7: come on, my goodness, speedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 8: Why do you bring up his bindness?
Speaker 11: All?
Speaker 1: I don't know, and that's what I'm I'm self av.
Speaker 15: Run.
Speaker 2: He could have driven itself if only weren't blind. You know,
Speaker 2: he could have the only again again, we mom and
Speaker 2: I started laughing, the only blind man.
Speaker 1: That gives you directions while you drive. Yeah, uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because where we were was a very congested area.
Speaker 2: Uh the branch that we were going to of the
Speaker 2: bank and traffic was backed up. And Mom said, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, it's up to you, but there's a shortcut
Speaker 2: we could We could detour here and get around all this.
Speaker 2: And he jumps in, that's right, take it right, go
Speaker 2: that first red light, take a left. And that's when
Speaker 2: I waved my hand in front of his face. Again,
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you pulling a joke on?
Speaker 5: You said?
Speaker 1: Committed to listen, What if you found out this was
Speaker 1: all a brilliant plan for for him to get to
Speaker 1: spend more time with you, Right, that's good, that would
Speaker 1: be good.
Speaker 2: Uh So anyway, we hop in there and I announced
Speaker 2: to the bank that he's blind and which is not necessary,
Speaker 2: and we and we get out of there and then
Speaker 2: on the way back. And this is funny. I don't
Speaker 2: know if if your mom's this way or at your
Speaker 2: parents are this way, but but mom and dad sometimes
Speaker 2: think we have the connections or we have connections that
Speaker 2: we might not have. And uh and he said, well,
Speaker 2: I tell you that that David nasiirs was good. David Nasser. Dad, Yeah,
Speaker 2: David Nasa what he had to say that that was powerful?
Speaker 2: That was powerful, what a man of God. And I said, yes, sir.
Speaker 2: He goes, you need to text that to Trump.
Speaker 7: And I said to Trump.
Speaker 2: And I said, I texted to Trump and he said,
Speaker 2: he said, got Trump's number? He said yeah, and he
Speaker 2: said in Tuberville too. And I said, now that one
Speaker 2: I could probably do, but I don't have I don't
Speaker 2: have to do with it. Uh and and and and
Speaker 2: but I'll work on that. And and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you need a Trump, you need it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there.
Speaker 2: People know the story that Master has told about you know,
Speaker 2: only fifteen percent of the population, you know, is that
Speaker 2: evil regime, you know, death to the world. But you
Speaker 2: know eighty five percent, you know, they want peace and
Speaker 2: all this. And I'm like, yes, sir, he goes, but
Speaker 2: they probably know that, but you need to text that
Speaker 2: to him. I'm like, yes, sir, I sure will, I'll
Speaker 2: get that done. And it's funny he thinks we got
Speaker 2: Trump said, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And how many people did your mom introduced you to?
Speaker 1: Oh everybody?
Speaker 2: You're saying he's blind, and she's saying, y'all know who
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 12: Rick.
Speaker 1: That explains it because I had the guy with me
Speaker 1: that was pretending to be you, and I actually, somebody
Speaker 1: say that's not him. His mom just introduced me to
Speaker 1: him over the bank, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: And sometimes I want just announce he's blind. I'll just
Speaker 2: say i'm his eyes.
Speaker 11: I do that.
Speaker 2: I've used visually impaired, I've used i'm his eyes, I've
Speaker 2: used blind.
Speaker 1: I don't need to do that.
Speaker 2: But a lot of times, you know, when when I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get him in a chair, that's one thing,
Speaker 2: because all he's got to do is just you know,
Speaker 2: he's just got to he's got to sense it and
Speaker 2: feel it, and then I'm good. But sometimes, you know,
Speaker 2: walking in and busting up in a branch, you know,
Speaker 2: because everybody there, you know, you walk into a branch
Speaker 2: and everybody looks, and you announced.
Speaker 1: His eyes yeah. Do you think sometimes people got freak
Speaker 1: o for just a minute, like they're thinking, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Hold the place up right? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: stick them up right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But we we were able to resolve it. But so
Speaker 2: I've done some self evaluation. And also my dad thinks
Speaker 2: I have Trump sell and I did tell him I
Speaker 2: was going to text it to Trump.
Speaker 1: So I don't know if we get it. When y'all
Speaker 1: went to Washington that time, Trump gave you a sale,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, probably so.
Speaker 2: I mean I think we have aligned to to get
Speaker 2: word to him somehow, you know, three different channels.
Speaker 1: The audiences were wondering, are you taking care of some
Speaker 1: power of attorney stuff in the family in case you
Speaker 1: don't come back?
Speaker 7: It's wine, that's smart.
Speaker 2: But again, but again I found myself suffering from secondhand
Speaker 2: about yourself. Create that for others.
Speaker 1: Right, it's a weird dynamic, weird. You don't have to
Speaker 1: announce that because somebody that get him his shirt, they
Speaker 1: were embarrassed. They had second hand of me. Do you
Speaker 1: want to just get a shirt for him? I'm visually impaired.
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have to announce that to everybody.
Speaker 2: Well, if you if you saw him, you wouldn't know it, right, No,
Speaker 2: I mean because he didn't have the you know, the
Speaker 2: stick and dark shades or whatever, so you wouldn't know it.
Speaker 1: I mean, and looks great. And they said he tries
Speaker 1: to put his credit card in the A T M.
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know, but because you need to
Speaker 1: have that, right.
Speaker 2: It wasn't adventure trying to get him to sign on
Speaker 2: line yesterday.
Speaker 8: It was did he get his hand?
Speaker 1: You need to do that?
Speaker 8: Does he does he know how to read braille?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: No, So so you got it. You got to be
Speaker 1: his eyes. That's why you keep announcing it to everybody. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nobody needs un announced.
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: And I've and and I've I've kind of cald myself.
Speaker 1: I could tell. My mom was even like, oh is
Speaker 1: that yeah? So how can do you just get his
Speaker 1: hand lined up? And to say, yeah, that's all I got?
Speaker 1: I go, right, dad, you're set now, now scribble to
Speaker 1: the right and here, okay, there he goes.
Speaker 8: You got it down.
Speaker 2: Also, Adler, Larry and Carolyn just texted me and they
Speaker 2: want you to uh send them a friend request on Facebook?
Speaker 16: Is that right?
Speaker 7: I don't have Facebook?
Speaker 1: Well to get it? Are you sure about that.
Speaker 7: I don't think I have Facebook. Would I think I
Speaker 7: had got rid of it or something? Yeah, I got
Speaker 7: rid of it.
Speaker 3: Be right back.
Speaker 14: This is the Rick Burgess Show.
Speaker 17: Uh.
Speaker 1: National anthem is always a big part of the show.
Speaker 1: We love a good assessing a national anthem.
Speaker 18: Uh.
Speaker 2: In this particular case, this is a weird complaint.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: This is actually a very famous opera a singer who's
Speaker 1: been in movies, Disney, voiceovers, Broadway plays. She has a
Speaker 1: magnificent voice. She sings at a cappello in perfect key.
Speaker 1: But because she does have that operatic ability, some of
Speaker 1: the NBA fans on Game seven have been complaining that
Speaker 1: she went a little far with the operatic range on
Speaker 1: the big, on the big, you know, Land of the Free.
Speaker 1: So so that's in her name. I can't pronounce her name,
Speaker 1: but Kristin cheniwith everybody knows who she is. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know Adler.
Speaker 2: You could play the whole thing, but it gets along.
Speaker 2: I mean still, I pulled it to one nineteen.
Speaker 1: Here is that where Adler is is it?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, So this is what everybody's the free parts.
Speaker 1: That I like a lot of tall guys. She's not
Speaker 1: very toll here comes sor hang on, you're not ready
Speaker 1: for free.
Speaker 4: My goodness.
Speaker 11: I know.
Speaker 1: I think she owned it. She did have the I
Speaker 1: owned it face. Yeah, Now, Greg, the whole thing was
Speaker 1: irritating to me, the whole thing, the entire thing. I
Speaker 1: don't like them opera voice people. I don't like them
Speaker 1: opera voice people. Thank you for showing up, but it's irritating.
Speaker 1: It actually like puts me in a bun.
Speaker 7: I'm like, he's Tony Award winning.
Speaker 1: I just don't want opera singing.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: So did you said the brother George Strait sing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Greg, Yeah, I don't like that. Even before she went,
Speaker 1: I took it to that part.
Speaker 3: It was bad.
Speaker 7: You think bad Emmy and Tony Award winning.
Speaker 3: Come on, I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I guess for what she does, she's considered a big deal,
Speaker 1: but I don't like what that is.
Speaker 5: She's sister, Greg.
Speaker 1: I like her, She's good in movies, but I just
Speaker 1: don't like offer saying. I think offer say is very irritating.
Speaker 1: Even it hurts even men. Yeah, especially men, especially men. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you think I care about it. You're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: that that wouldn't irritate.
Speaker 2: So if it's an acapella perfectly in key, no mess up.
Speaker 1: But I enjoy it? No I didn't. Was it did
Speaker 1: that good to your ears? No? It wasn't. It was.
Speaker 1: It's actually harmful. You didn't find it pleasant, not at all.
Speaker 1: I thought you were just gonna be upset with the
Speaker 1: free You didn't like any like any of it. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that she didn't sing it good.
Speaker 7: I wish I wish you loved Americas.
Speaker 1: Yep, I think that came.
Speaker 2: I don't like him opera singers in that opera way.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 1: So you got you're gonna tell me, you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: me that you enjoyed that and that you like opera singing.
Speaker 8: I was telling me I was, I appreciated the talent.
Speaker 1: What they say that? Can you say that?
Speaker 4: I mean, can you?
Speaker 1: Because I know I got talent?
Speaker 2: But I mean, but when it comes to music and
Speaker 2: all that, you love talent and talented people hands.
Speaker 1: So she's talented. Yeah, musically she's talented, that's your thing.
Speaker 1: I don't like him opera people in the opera way.
Speaker 1: I don't like him, and you don't need I think
Speaker 1: it's irritating. It's like somebody scratching the chalk war with fingernails.
Speaker 1: How did you like her face when she had that face?
Speaker 3: Got that?
Speaker 1: And she's also unfortunately feel victim. And can we just
Speaker 1: announce this to everybody in the audience. Listen to me, y'all,
Speaker 1: this this lip collagen. It doesn't know ladies, ladies, It
Speaker 1: doesn't look.
Speaker 2: Good on anybody stopping and nobody.
Speaker 1: Pulls it off. Yeah, it's not about whether it's expensive
Speaker 1: or not, because I've seen some very wealthy people with
Speaker 1: some ugly lips.
Speaker 7: Yes, they paid for she's wealth, she would be wealthy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think she's got work.
Speaker 7: She's also probably a lot older than we realized too. Well,
Speaker 7: this is trying to be trying to be mean?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 8: Is collagen in the lips.
Speaker 1: Whatever y'all are doing to get the puffy lips, whatever
Speaker 1: that process is, its fill feel. I want to announce
Speaker 1: to every woman on the planet. Greg's point valid regardless
Speaker 1: of wealth, no matter how wealthy you are, it just
Speaker 1: doesn't look good. Not one person has ever done it.
Speaker 1: And you go, I tell you what, that that was
Speaker 1: an upgrade. You look better. It looks like something has
Speaker 1: gone south that you wish you could take Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: like you please stop popped in the lip or something
Speaker 1: you please stop doing. You're fine to Yeah, we're not
Speaker 1: all that concern earn behind full your lips are could
Speaker 1: you you.
Speaker 7: Can have a wrinkle?
Speaker 2: It doesn't that's all it's aging is beautiful, It's all right,
Speaker 2: very much so, I think that aging gracefully is so
Speaker 2: much more preferred.
Speaker 7: Than what other than some some some of this stuff
Speaker 7: that some of these ladies are doing, and men too.
Speaker 8: Frankly, my goodness, look.
Speaker 7: I ask man, what are you doing? Become the most
Speaker 7: interesting man in the world? Not Ken? I know, I know,
Speaker 7: I have face Ken, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I have lines on my forehead and they actually give expression. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't want to walk around the rest of my
Speaker 1: life everybody going, Rick, what's wrong?
Speaker 2: What's wrong?
Speaker 1: Are you surprised? What's surprised you? Yeah, you're walking around
Speaker 1: constantly looking surprise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're sixty, you have wrinkled so what who cares?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: Ad?
Speaker 1: Could you queue up free again?
Speaker 2: I just want to watch it, and I also want
Speaker 2: to watch her when she finishes that face of on.
Speaker 1: That what many people can hit? Watch what the notes?
Speaker 1: She hit, Greg, that's talent, but I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Hopefully this one, it's not enjoyed.
Speaker 2: Any glass off. Those of you are listening by watching, watching,
Speaker 2: I'm watching Greg.
Speaker 1: Watch Greg's facing all. I'm looking at him.
Speaker 7: Oh, same, just that sor spangle.
Speaker 4: Never beautiful, Greg, I'm know.
Speaker 3: Greg.
Speaker 8: Let's hear you say, great jump.
Speaker 1: Nobody should see saying that high. Okay, so you're here,
Speaker 1: nobody should I shouldn't. There's no, that's not necessary. It's
Speaker 1: not enjoyable. It's not an enjoyable tone.
Speaker 2: Right, it's not well I said, I said, boots, by
Speaker 2: the way, nice boots she was wearing. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 2: little sparkly yes, yeah, yeah, patriotic sparkly boots.
Speaker 1: So you left the ass out I know, I said boots. Actually, Greg,
Speaker 1: I actually enjoyed it. Now my glasses are broken. I
Speaker 1: can't see.
Speaker 2: That's fifty six and it's fine. Wrinkle on your face,
Speaker 2: My goodness, that's what human beings look like.
Speaker 14: This is the Rick Burgess Show.
Speaker 1: Greg. It hasn't been a good day for you. We've
Speaker 1: gone through opera singers and I know how you are
Speaker 1: about the opera folk. Yeah, you made that clear. You
Speaker 1: certainly did. You're trying to be sharp man like you like, No, Greg,
Speaker 1: I will say that it's not my thing.
Speaker 8: It's not my thing either, But I'm I'm enjoying acting
Speaker 8: like it is just a know you.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it, that's all we do.
Speaker 15: Greg.
Speaker 1: One hundred year old, one hundred so fitness star, fitness star.
Speaker 1: She's got a great spirit. Greg, And you know how
Speaker 1: much you love one hundred year old woman with a
Speaker 1: great spirit? Who don't right? And he doesn't love that?
Speaker 1: Apparently in Long Island, Geraldine or Is their friends call
Speaker 1: her Jerry Leo is a living example. At least in
Speaker 1: her case. At age is just a number. It is
Speaker 1: one hundred, even when it's one hundred. She turned a hundreds,
Speaker 1: a big number, one hundred this past April. It's been
Speaker 1: one hundred for you know a few months. Oh boy.
Speaker 1: So and she is a fitness star, that's what it says. This,
Speaker 1: this is kind of your think you can walk at
Speaker 1: one hundred, that's considered a star. First trap just say
Speaker 1: she inspires some of her gym mates. Is that her
Speaker 1: with her hand up? Uh no, No, that's not a
Speaker 1: one hundred year old lady. I don't see anybody in
Speaker 1: there looks a hundred.
Speaker 7: Well let's see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, since little package.
Speaker 19: Nine sixty seven one hundred, I'd like move wait please absolutely,
Speaker 19: oh wait wait oh yeah.
Speaker 12: That's years and still going strong. Jerry Leo is the
Speaker 12: pride of Bay Shores, Great South Bay y m c A.
Speaker 11: Let's go Mama, beautiful.
Speaker 12: Other members of the aerobics fitness class half Jerry Z.
Speaker 1: She's ever playing an envy.
Speaker 12: Goes through her daily pass. She's been crushing her workouts
Speaker 12: since the lie.
Speaker 14: Of life I do is I exercise faithfully?
Speaker 1: Oh sweet?
Speaker 17: I don't eat red meat.
Speaker 2: What I try to eat?
Speaker 1: You know, have a good diet, Mediterranean they call it.
Speaker 11: She's got a great spirit. She is pretty much we
Speaker 11: call her the president of the YMCA. She is religious
Speaker 11: with her workout. She doesn't give up. If she feels
Speaker 11: like she can't do anything, she ties even harder and
Speaker 11: she pushes herself.
Speaker 7: I wanted to plank.
Speaker 4: That's a good.
Speaker 12: Of doing planks. That's an abdominal exercise. Younger members of
Speaker 12: the gym can hold for only two to three minutes.
Speaker 1: That's a long plank.
Speaker 12: Not Jerry, everybody, she just held.
Speaker 7: A fly plan a lot younger.
Speaker 1: Than her, and I can't do that shows you what
Speaker 1: exercise can do for you. There's some exercises she can
Speaker 1: do that, not me.
Speaker 12: She really has not Jerry. Just for her driver's license girls.
Speaker 12: She says she never smoked, but does have an occasional drink.
Speaker 20: Right now, I like an apparel sprint.
Speaker 7: I want to be like you when I grow up, Jerry.
Speaker 7: And she was like no, no, no, And I was
Speaker 7: like yes, yes, yes, because she just looked at up.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you like to be like that?
Speaker 12: Very challenges and her signature Jerry. He can't.
Speaker 1: They can't even do it. He can't do one.
Speaker 3: Good night.
Speaker 12: That's better.
Speaker 7: You're getting better.
Speaker 1: He's not Jerry, don't Jerry.
Speaker 12: Reportry has three grandchildren and one great grandchild. Her advice
Speaker 12: to live a long life, exercise religiously, maintain a good diet, plus.
Speaker 9: Be kind, be happy, Jerry puts her fellow gim makes
Speaker 9: the shame by her core strength and going beyond the
Speaker 9: limits of most younger athletes. She's an inspiration and proof,
Speaker 9: at least in this case, that age is just a number.
Speaker 9: I tried to play, and she's a living example that
Speaker 9: at one hundred exercise certainly can end years to your life.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well joke.
Speaker 1: Looking at that, I'm in pressed. I wish that guy
Speaker 1: would have looked in the camera and said, and as
Speaker 1: you can tell, I took a pass on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you see my plank? That's a five minute plank
Speaker 1: is hard.
Speaker 7: Five that's what they said, said, five minute.
Speaker 3: Leo's picking over him for five minutes. I can't even
Speaker 3: do one.
Speaker 1: That that is. Yeah, it's like he wouldn't that old.
Speaker 1: But do you remember the guy that we used to
Speaker 1: work out where we were at it looked a lot
Speaker 1: older than us and he owned it.
Speaker 2: Remember that, Well, we thought he was wearing an old
Speaker 2: man's like suit that he was on zips and that
Speaker 2: really incredible teenager.
Speaker 14: In there.
Speaker 1: What he was doing doing one arm pull ups and
Speaker 1: you wouldn't shake No.
Speaker 2: Y'all realize how long a five minute plank is.
Speaker 3: Look at.
Speaker 1: It? Do you not long a one minute? I've done
Speaker 1: one when you toad starts slipping. One minute, I will
Speaker 1: likely do today. But five the longest minute that she's
Speaker 1: either she's a freaking nature. They need to study.
Speaker 8: People are saying it is easier to plank if you
Speaker 8: weigh eighty five pounds.
Speaker 1: Now, that's true, but she's a hundred.
Speaker 7: She's a hundred. A minute feels like a long time
Speaker 7: when you're planking.
Speaker 1: Okay, would you're pulling on the would you sign up?
Speaker 1: Would you sign up to be just where she is
Speaker 1: at one hundred? But you have to live exactly where
Speaker 1: she's living. No, sounds like, well, I don't know she
Speaker 1: has went about you be nice? Right, Well Greg's out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can we get her.
Speaker 7: Some more great grandchildren? By the way, can we can
Speaker 7: we get her some more grandchildren? My goodness?
Speaker 1: You disappointed one. I was a little disappointing that number.
Speaker 1: You go to one hundred, you're only got one great
Speaker 1: grandkids are in their seventies. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Anyway, I think I think maybe so shit so
Speaker 2: no red meat, and I know she's always done that,
Speaker 2: but it.
Speaker 1: Looks like maybe that you're saying for a hundred years
Speaker 1: you never I doubt that. Yeah, she quit an't read
Speaker 1: meat about.
Speaker 2: Eighty two, eighty two the year she was two years ago,
Speaker 2: she was eighty two, around.
Speaker 1: Maybe sixty ish she stopped. Probably, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: A side that is, that's amazing, that reporter, that's a
Speaker 1: long plank. He's He's the picture of health, isn't he?
Speaker 7: That lady's like that one hundred year old ladies to
Speaker 7: the reporters, like you can't handle this.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to.
Speaker 8: Break each other, reporter. But if your knees are still
Speaker 8: on the ground, you're not playing.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count. No rip, no rip?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: Greg?
Speaker 3: Are you gonna do that?
Speaker 7: How how much time we have until the break? You
Speaker 7: got about a minute? Greg, go just so let's show.
Speaker 7: It's your plank, buddy.
Speaker 1: Oh planking? Well, Rick, you're a plank.
Speaker 14: Here you go.
Speaker 8: I can't do five minutes.
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 7: We got one minute?
Speaker 1: I said, no, we okay, Well I have to get
Speaker 1: this to the Oh boy, what do you?
Speaker 7: Here? Goes Rick?
Speaker 3: Rick?
Speaker 1: Are you really doing a plank?
Speaker 3: Rick? Okay?
Speaker 1: Here is okay? Ricky okay, here goes Rick's doing a
Speaker 1: plank on his face?
Speaker 7: Oh not that angle, Rick a lot? What are you
Speaker 7: doing to face the cameras? Not the console?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 2: Gosh, Okay, there he's there, he goes Rick.
Speaker 7: All right, start reseat. Okay, huh, I'm I'm telling now, hold.
Speaker 2: On, Rick, we're gonna start your five seconds in. We're
Speaker 2: about to start. Rick, why already started?
Speaker 3: You remember that.
Speaker 7: Now we're starting ten seconds in, you're ten seconds in.
Speaker 1: Ten second breathe, Rick, we gotta breathe. Rick's holding up
Speaker 1: a very nice plane.
Speaker 7: Yeah, straight, get your knees off the ground, Rick, I
Speaker 7: gotta get to bra.
Speaker 1: What about lady busting through the door.
Speaker 3: You ain't doing that right?
Speaker 7: Very good, Rick, Rick, you are you're thirty seconds in,
Speaker 7: you're thirty seconds in.
Speaker 2: Don't listen to speedy, Yeah, speedy, your mic is off
Speaker 2: fifteen sixteen. No, you are forty seconds thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and hit the bra.
Speaker 4: Hit the bed here.
Speaker 7: Rick's really feeling it.
Speaker 1: Comes stand on his back.
Speaker 7: Fifty seconds now you're doing.
Speaker 1: You're doing good.
Speaker 7: You're doing good.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna on you.
Speaker 1: Very good, Rick, You're doing great.
Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Rick, thirty seconds left, five four,
Speaker 2: thirty seconds, three to two.
Speaker 7: Well wow, you made it. Rick, Well that's impressive.
Speaker 3: But that is good.
Speaker 7: That is impressive.
Speaker 2: Well done, rickne my friend, no way, she did five minutes.
Speaker 14: This is the Rick Burgess Show.
Speaker 1: I am genuinely concerned for speedy. Hey birds, Hey bird,
Speaker 1: this is read listen to this, adler. Yes, you can
Speaker 1: start genuinely concerned I think this could possibly be some
Speaker 1: sort of misdirection. Huh, just on know me that Hoby
Speaker 1: could be behind this whole thing. He set up Larry
Speaker 1: to call the show knowing that eventually the spend the
Speaker 1: night would be there because you guys would have to
Speaker 1: do something, and then this could be a way for
Speaker 1: Hope to make Speedy disappear because about the same time,
Speaker 1: Hoby started infiltrating Speedy's family a lunch that Speedy didn't
Speaker 1: know about with one of his sons. Is it possible
Speaker 1: this is a big organized plan for Hoby to take
Speaker 1: over Speedy's life. This is just just a fall.
Speaker 8: Hopefully feel freed to embellish, but.
Speaker 1: Of the new show in all caps, thank you read
Speaker 1: Hoby to take over Speedy's life.
Speaker 2: Hoby's got his family and his life.
Speaker 8: This connection to Hoby did kind of come out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: No, it didn't.
Speaker 2: It's been going on for years.
Speaker 1: You just didn't pay attention. So you know what, that's
Speaker 1: a That's how a monocal plan works best. You let
Speaker 1: you let it slowly grow over years.
Speaker 2: Greg used to be in the group.
Speaker 1: He left us. M I wish we had it that
Speaker 1: when we were walking to the gym. Do you think
Speaker 1: that Hoby's relationship with you must be tied around fitness
Speaker 1: or he won't have anything to do with you.
Speaker 8: No, yeah, it seems like for us, it seems like it.
Speaker 2: No, No, I have some kind of Hoby's got his
Speaker 2: own family. He's happily married, got three kids.
Speaker 1: He's good. It gets dark at listen, Hey, it gets darker. Huh,
Speaker 1: it gets darker. Hey, birch a birge from Kevin. This
Speaker 1: this is so over the line, all right, but it's
Speaker 1: gonna slay Adler, and it's going to slay Greg, and
Speaker 1: it's gonna slay me. Oh it must be on speedy,
Speaker 1: but it's very over the line, so you're going to
Speaker 1: read it. Of course. Tell Larry m temperature should be
Speaker 1: two hundred and twenty indirect heat.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 8: Second rack on the smoker.
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrible. Use mustard as a binder, and then
Speaker 1: any of his favorite barbecue rub as they slow, as
Speaker 1: they say, here comes the line, go low and slow,
Speaker 1: because speedy, these little bird legs will overcook and get
Speaker 1: dry real quick.
Speaker 7: That's true, very true.
Speaker 1: That's my legs, the being cooked partoning.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Y'all, legs and get dry quick you get I'm slow,
Speaker 1: low and slow.
Speaker 8: I don't know something about cannibal humor, but still, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's hard if you are getting cooked. Y'all wouldn't laugh, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't laugh.
Speaker 8: No, wouldy'all come get him?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 1: I hope? Yeah, I hope. I'll be horrified. Yeah, hope
Speaker 1: you go get him?
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there it is. Wow, that is dark. Ring, That
Speaker 1: is dark.
Speaker 2: So y'all hold on with a minute. Y'all just read
Speaker 2: an email about me being cooked.
Speaker 1: I said it was dark and it was dark. Hey bird,
Speaker 1: had heybur warning you. Hey, those are the legs though
Speaker 1: they will dry. Yeah, oh no, don't underestimate these legs.
Speaker 1: And no I'm going to jumbo winge. No, hey bird,
Speaker 1: hey Burge, this is from Gregory. Have y'all thought about
Speaker 1: how this all began with Larry and Carolyn. Shouldn't w
Speaker 1: m a Z TV cover that Speedy is now visiting
Speaker 1: Larry's home in Upland, Georgia, just in case something were
Speaker 1: to happen to them. At least that might kind of
Speaker 1: throw it off, that they would know it's got coverage.
Speaker 1: He said, I live within forty miles of Dublin, so
Speaker 1: speed Speedy can contact me if he needs help.
Speaker 8: Pass my number along to him.
Speaker 1: You want me to pass this a long while? Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, maybe he'll care. I'm loving the new show
Speaker 1: I'm listening to. I listened to you. I listened to
Speaker 1: YouTube archives every day. Thanks for all you do and
Speaker 1: keep serving the Lord. This is from old Oh he's
Speaker 1: a chaplain. Oh so yeah, definitely give me a number
Speaker 1: from from a twin city, Georgia, about forty miles from you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take him a minute to get there. You want this number? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's forty miles.
Speaker 7: Larry, what happened for?
Speaker 3: What do you think about?
Speaker 1: Getting the TV station that first brought Larry and Carolyn
Speaker 1: into our lives? Get it? Greg?
Speaker 2: Have you seen our TV spash out?
Speaker 1: Remember that's how it started.
Speaker 3: If you watch us, we're on TV.
Speaker 2: They did a story about our patches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the cat was in every shot. They couldn't.
Speaker 3: We're putting the.
Speaker 7: Cats out on the porch for Speedy.
Speaker 3: What tire you be? Here's Speedy?
Speaker 2: You need to tell us? Yeah, sweet couple, it's a
Speaker 2: a Texter said.
Speaker 7: If Speedy goes missing, the first place to look is
Speaker 7: dead horse. Alaska because Larry keeps talking about it every
Speaker 7: day on the on the.
Speaker 1: YouTube chats Dead Horse lad Slash Alaska. That's his thing. Now. Yeah, sweetly,
Speaker 1: if you if you walked in and you looked over
Speaker 1: and you noticed had nothing to do with dinner, but
Speaker 1: you saw various dry.
Speaker 8: Rubs, Yeah, I keep mind for that.
Speaker 1: Hell, I'll stop it. If they try to inject anything
Speaker 1: into your legs to make them juicier, you need to
Speaker 1: say no, no, I need to stop.
Speaker 19: Injected to stop right now, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all gonna
Speaker 19: make this awkward, right Oh.
Speaker 1: The awkward ship. It hasn't just sailed it out in
Speaker 1: the middle of the international waters. Frank Kelly Indo is
Speaker 1: lined up next, y'all talking Frankie, He's coming up right
Speaker 1: after this.
Speaker 2: That lies ahead. But now the moment has arrived.
Speaker 1: I've been talking about it all day, letting you know
Speaker 1: that Frank Kelly Endo has agreed to join us.
Speaker 2: And you know what, Frank is back Frankie, Welcome to
Speaker 2: the Rick Burgess Show.
Speaker 10: Hey, it sounds like there're like, was this a negotiated Uh, yes,
Speaker 10: it was. I mean the way you're making it sound
Speaker 10: like it was difficult to get me on. I have
Speaker 10: shows to promote. It's simple, Well, it really was. And look,
Speaker 10: in all honesty, and I didn't want to do this
Speaker 10: because I didn't want to. I was trying to build
Speaker 10: you up a little bit. Frankie's been begging us to
Speaker 10: have him because he's got some shows, and he's like, look,
Speaker 10: I got some shows near you. Time for us to
Speaker 10: be friends again. Listen, I have totally I'm one hundred
Speaker 10: percent honest about that. But I did see Nashville and Chattanooga,
Speaker 10: and I see.
Speaker 5: How I worked that in You did good. I actually
Speaker 5: had seen a clip of barkleyon with you.
Speaker 1: I think, yes, that's correct, and uh, he was just
Speaker 1: telling it.
Speaker 5: You know, basically, Rick, you don't know anything about what
Speaker 5: you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 5: Just stop moving your lips, knucklehead.
Speaker 3: Now that was about it.
Speaker 21: But you know what, I really lie, I really think
Speaker 21: you should have frank Callando on and have him talk
Speaker 21: about Nashville, Zanies and Chattanooga at the Comedy Kit.
Speaker 5: That's been very, very good, you.
Speaker 1: Know, Charles, I think you and I we were discussing
Speaker 1: and as we both know, doing what we do for
Speaker 1: a living, you said save it for the show.
Speaker 2: And so Charles has been on with us all.
Speaker 1: The way back in the thirty one years of Rick
Speaker 1: and Bubba multiple times, and he's been on as you
Speaker 1: saw with us on the Rick Burgers Show. But some
Speaker 1: of the funnier moments way way, way way back you
Speaker 1: may not even recall. This the University of Alabama, this
Speaker 1: is before SABAN. They hired a guy named Mike Price
Speaker 1: from Washington State. So he never got out of spring training. Okay,
Speaker 1: he never saw the field in the season because he
Speaker 1: had some lewd accusations involving women in the world's otis profession. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll just kind of leave it at that. Well, this
Speaker 1: happened in the state of Alabama, Okay. So Charles comes
Speaker 1: on the show and he's ready to defend Mike Price,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't understand why he's been fired. Okay, and
Speaker 1: I can't do him as well as you, But I'm
Speaker 1: will you forgive me for this, just so you can
Speaker 1: come out and you can hear a little bit of this,
Speaker 1: you know, speed he's been working on his impressions, Frank, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've heard so far.
Speaker 5: Keep working.
Speaker 1: So but he was talking and I can't do Charles
Speaker 1: so I'm just this is that terrible thing. I felt
Speaker 1: like I'm shooting free throws with Michael Jordan, so forgive me.
Speaker 8: But anyway, he was saying.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why everybody's at this man. It's not
Speaker 1: like he's done something I mean like illegal. And I
Speaker 1: just looked at my said Charles, prostitution is illegal in Alabama.
Speaker 21: He goes, oh, I didn't know that. That's probably That's
Speaker 21: probably something I stort have looked.
Speaker 1: Up before I started. So that was one of my favorites.
Speaker 1: But so want to get these dates for you because
Speaker 1: they're coming up. It's in July the twenty second. It's
Speaker 1: been two nights in a row. Now that's Chattanooga the
Speaker 1: comedy Catch. So tickets are available now Frank owns stage
Speaker 1: dot com. So Chattanooga, y'all go ahead and move Nashville.
Speaker 1: You guys at Zanies have always been good to Frank,
Speaker 1: but letting you know he's coming back on the twenty third,
Speaker 1: move on those tickets too. That you can find both
Speaker 1: those links at frankostage dot com. So Frank, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the state of Caliendo. Sure you've been at this
Speaker 1: how long?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 10: I graduated from college in nineteen ninety six and so
Speaker 10: basically since since then.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I.
Speaker 10: Got on stage a couple times before I graduated. I
Speaker 10: went to school at the University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee. I
Speaker 10: got a degree in broadcast journalism, which I've never really used. Uh,
Speaker 10: everybody in broadcasting, at least entertainment side, rarely has that.
Speaker 5: A lot of people in sports do. But uh so yeah,
Speaker 5: I just started.
Speaker 10: I got up on I got up on stage, run
Speaker 10: around then and started going for real. I was working
Speaker 10: groundscrew to golf course and uh, just just started doing this.
Speaker 10: Figured why not, what else am I gonna do? I
Speaker 10: grew up loving and watching television and movies and stuff
Speaker 10: like that.
Speaker 1: So I just went for it.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't It wasn't the same as it is now.
Speaker 5: I mean with with the internet. Uh, you know a
Speaker 5: lot of.
Speaker 10: People are doing impressions, a lot of great impressionists out there,
Speaker 10: like Speedy.
Speaker 5: Like Speedy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was gonna include him eventually, and uh and
Speaker 10: uh and one of those Uh, it's you get the
Speaker 10: you have the opportunity to see more people, to to
Speaker 10: to to practice more. When I was at mad TV
Speaker 10: and we wanted research on a character you had to
Speaker 10: talk to a guy named Dylan who is in the
Speaker 10: research department. He would order up a VHS tape from
Speaker 10: some central you know, recording studio type of thing.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what it was.
Speaker 10: And you would three days later you would have some
Speaker 10: research to to, you know, to work on my at
Speaker 10: the time, like Rod Roddy from The Price is Right. Now,
Speaker 10: I could watch it on TV too, but we didn't
Speaker 10: even really record TV that much. So I it's now
Speaker 10: you could just turn on YouTube. You can listen to
Speaker 10: somebody talk and just start doing the impression of them
Speaker 10: over and over and over.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 10: And that's really what it is. It's it's it's repetition.
Speaker 10: And and now you can get it out to a
Speaker 10: lot of different people too. And the amazing thing about
Speaker 10: the Internet is, uh, you don't have to you don't
Speaker 10: have to do stuff that's so broad. When I started
Speaker 10: doing impressions, even before me, we go way back to
Speaker 10: like Rich Little and stuff like that, people had to
Speaker 10: do impressions that everybody would know because there were only
Speaker 10: so many, you know, you had to hit enough people
Speaker 10: that they could talk about it and care well. Now
Speaker 10: you can find something like one of my favorite shows
Speaker 10: is better call Saul.
Speaker 5: Uh So one of the characters of.
Speaker 10: That, uh, he just be like, did you know that
Speaker 10: you have rights? The Constitution says she do. Hi, I'm
Speaker 10: saw Goodman. So that's all Goodman character.
Speaker 3: They can just do that.
Speaker 10: But you put it out there and now that whole
Speaker 10: audience can share it with other people who watch. There's
Speaker 10: chat groups and stuff like that. And it used to
Speaker 10: be if you did that obscure of an impression, it
Speaker 10: was kind of a waste of time. It's like when
Speaker 10: I used to do the Dad from Alf Max.
Speaker 3: Right Lynn, Brian Lucky? Why is Alf eating the cat?
Speaker 12: You know.
Speaker 3: You try to go for that one right here?
Speaker 12: Did you?
Speaker 10: Oh please, if there's an audience that was gonna get alf,
Speaker 10: it was gonna be your own.
Speaker 2: Greg's laughing. Yeah, So you know Greg had a problem
Speaker 2: with puppet to human interaction, just.
Speaker 1: So you know, it's a real quirk with him, and hey, Willie,
Speaker 1: that's my out. But you're right, because but do you
Speaker 1: find yourself because you know, you and I have been
Speaker 1: at this a long time, and all this kind of
Speaker 1: happened when we were kind of been at it a while.
Speaker 1: I was a little reluctant to go what I've got
Speaker 1: to do, the YouTube, I've got to do the Instagram,
Speaker 1: I've got to do that. What we're producing content? And
Speaker 1: then you realize you either get involved in this, Uh
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 4: Are you move on?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 8: Were you reluctant?
Speaker 1: But now you can share yourself with so many people
Speaker 1: with by staying at home. If you if you're willing
Speaker 1: to put it out there, yeah, I mean I go
Speaker 1: in phases. There's times where I really like doing it
Speaker 1: and there are times where I don't. I go, what
Speaker 1: am I doing?
Speaker 10: So it's kind of mix and match. It's uh, I
Speaker 10: like stuff like this, interacting with other people. I think
Speaker 10: that's that's a lot of fun and talking to friends
Speaker 10: that that type of thing and having a back and forth.
Speaker 10: It's a little tougher for me just to put stuff
Speaker 10: out there. I mean I was a I always thought
Speaker 10: I'm just old school too, where it's I like to
Speaker 10: I just shouldn't say I like to work, but I'm
Speaker 10: used to working for people and then doing something they
Speaker 10: asked me to do. Hey can you have a conversation
Speaker 10: with this person? And then we'll chop it up and
Speaker 10: put it out there. So it's a little more difficult.
Speaker 5: It's just me.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm gonna show you know what am I
Speaker 10: gonna do? Now, it's gonna be Paul Giamati eating a sandwich.
Speaker 20: I believe this is one of the greatest sub sandwiches
Speaker 20: I've ever had in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And I am not gonna drink him.
Speaker 14: Are low with it?
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh that's really good.
Speaker 1: I've never heard you do him.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 1: Well, there's that.
Speaker 10: There's a whole thing I started because I was only
Speaker 10: doing like the impressions that I'd always done. Sure, people
Speaker 10: started getting on me on the internet, like you're not
Speaker 10: doing anybody current. I'm like, well they're current, they're just old.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what it is.
Speaker 10: So I started doing this thing where I kind of
Speaker 10: walk people through how it's more entertainment than educational, but
Speaker 10: it's how to do certain impressions.
Speaker 1: So this will help you, Speedy, Okay.
Speaker 10: It's there's two voices that I use that I can
Speaker 10: go back to and I can pull from. One of
Speaker 10: them is Kermit the Frog. Hey hold, Kermit the Frog here, right,
Speaker 10: So there's that. Speedy does that, right, Let's let's hear it.
Speaker 1: Speedy, Hey hold, Kermit Frog here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a little more of Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I thought I thought it was
Speaker 2: gonna be well, I uh, that's what I'm thing.
Speaker 20: I think we go out there and Travis I was
Speaker 20: doing a nice job, and.
Speaker 11: You got it.
Speaker 5: So that's the thing. So so I took Kermit the
Speaker 5: Frog the frog and brought it into that.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 10: So Kermit the Frog and Fizzy Bear I walk a
Speaker 10: walk a walk up so that the combined the combination
Speaker 10: of those two actually gets you to Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 5: So if you take.
Speaker 21: Kermit the Frog, hey, hold kirmit the frog here, right,
Speaker 21: and you drop a dog becomes John c Riley, Did
Speaker 21: you touch my drum set?
Speaker 5: Did you touch my drum set? Hey, Speedy? Did you
Speaker 5: touch my drum set? So then if you take some
Speaker 5: put some air into.
Speaker 18: It, it becomes Mark Ruffalo. I see this as an
Speaker 18: absolute win. That's uh, that's really really crazy. And if
Speaker 18: you tighten it back up and bring it down, it
Speaker 18: becomes Seth Rogan. Oh my goodness, now, Seth Rogan is
Speaker 18: just Burt from Burton Ernie, and then Joe Rogan is
Speaker 18: in there too. Rogan is just like, wow, Jamie pull
Speaker 18: that up.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that is nuts.
Speaker 3: So just like.
Speaker 1: Those are all right.
Speaker 10: And Jim otis if you take if you take uh,
Speaker 10: if you take Mark Ruffmark Ruffalo and drop it completely down.
Speaker 5: That's Paul Jim dy Man.
Speaker 1: My goodness, thank you.
Speaker 3: Frank.
Speaker 1: We're all taking notes. We'll come back more with Frank Kellendo.
Speaker 1: Go to Frank on stage right now. Chattanooga, July twenty second, Nashville,
Speaker 1: July twenty third, Tennessee.
Speaker 3: Here comes.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back, Frank Caliendo our guests today. Frank
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Speaker 1: interacting with the people all the time now, so we're
Speaker 1: getting instant feedback from the text nation. They are digging
Speaker 1: my homes. They didn't see that coming. In Giamani, They're
Speaker 1: killing people are loving it. As we're getting instant feedback.
Speaker 1: So with that being said, I'm going to see you
Speaker 1: live on stage. Are you like a band where somebody's going, Look,
Speaker 1: if you want to show us your new songs, we're
Speaker 1: good with that, But we got to have some hits.
Speaker 1: How does that work when you're putting the set together?
Speaker 1: You know, I do all the I hit all the
Speaker 1: old ones for sure, and I was for a while.
Speaker 10: I was doing some stuff where I was getting away
Speaker 10: more from the impressions and people didn't love it. I
Speaker 10: would always do the impressions in the show, but there
Speaker 10: was more stuff. I was working on some family material.
Speaker 10: I'm still doing that, but I've worked at it where
Speaker 10: I do a bunch of the impressions up front and
Speaker 10: then the at the end too, so it's kind of
Speaker 10: bookends it more. But but it's it's it's still tons
Speaker 10: of impressions that I've been But you know, I even
Speaker 10: throw John Madden in there. You know he's been gone
Speaker 10: for a while, but it's cyclical because they're doing that
Speaker 10: John Madden movie with Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 1: You know about that.
Speaker 2: Should that happen, should we allow this something something?
Speaker 5: It'll be weird with him going Hey, Folk Madden here.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I got a call from my age. I got a
Speaker 10: call from my agent. They want you to audition for
Speaker 10: that movie. I'm like really, They're like for the part
Speaker 10: of Howard Cosell.
Speaker 4: I'm like, what.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 10: Nicholas Cage already playing mad they want me, And I
Speaker 10: was like, I don't really do a Howard Cosell and
Speaker 10: I'm not going to work on it for this. But
Speaker 10: I what my thought was they just wanted to talk
Speaker 10: to me, to talk to me about John Madden. They
Speaker 10: didn't really want me to audition. And then I got
Speaker 10: another call from a different agent, same agency, and he
Speaker 10: was like, hey, they want to have you do.
Speaker 20: A zoom with Nicholas Cage and the director.
Speaker 10: I was like no, They're like, what do you mean. No,
Speaker 10: I'm like, why would I do a zoom? I want
Speaker 10: to go hang out with Nicholas cap I want to
Speaker 10: go to Las Vegas.
Speaker 5: And drink myself to death. No, I want to go
Speaker 5: to Las Vegas and hang out with him.
Speaker 10: I want to do a Leslie Stall type drive and
Speaker 10: you know around uh, you know, Las Vegas I want
Speaker 10: to ride sidecar.
Speaker 1: With it, you know, I want to.
Speaker 10: I want to have the moment with him. I want
Speaker 10: to to show me his exotic animals. Here's my monitor lizard, right,
Speaker 10: That's what I want to do.
Speaker 2: So you want that movie where he actually plays himself,
Speaker 2: where that person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to.
Speaker 20: I want to hang out with it.
Speaker 10: That's what I want to do. I want to, Like
Speaker 10: I said, I almost, I couldn't. My brain wasn't working.
Speaker 10: But I want to write sidecar to the ghost Rider.
Speaker 10: That's what I want to do.
Speaker 5: I want to hang out with them.
Speaker 10: So it didn't happen, but I think that's because they
Speaker 10: probably wanted me to sign an NDA or something. Nobody
Speaker 10: told me that, but I'm guessing that they didn't want
Speaker 10: me to talk about it like I am right now
Speaker 10: with us, so I'm using it like the only thing
Speaker 10: I want with that that movie is to have it
Speaker 10: for material. My agents like, well, if you talk to
Speaker 10: maybe you could get.
Speaker 5: A small part.
Speaker 10: I'm I gett a lot a small partner. I'd want
Speaker 10: a small partner in any other movie, but not that
Speaker 10: I go. I want to be able to talk about
Speaker 10: that movie and make fun of it. Like different things
Speaker 10: or have fun with it, you know, or talk about
Speaker 10: what I dissort, just like if you're part of something.
Speaker 5: Now I've just gotta, you know.
Speaker 4: Be a shill for it.
Speaker 10: So uh so, I we'll see how it works. I've
Speaker 10: seen some of the pictures. I think he looks pretty good.
Speaker 10: And I think that Christian Bale as al Davis looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 5: Looks like it's gonna be pretty good.
Speaker 1: But you know, but you do the voice perfectly.
Speaker 8: He's not gonna get the voice right.
Speaker 1: That's gonna drive me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I couldn't look like him that I'm five six, Matt.
Speaker 10: If you saw those pictures of how they did the
Speaker 10: Maddened Body, it's it's really it's really quite good.
Speaker 20: Uh But I maybe it should have been like doctor Evil.
Speaker 1: They call me Midden Madden.
Speaker 5: I'm a tiny little Look there's a big mad right there.
Speaker 1: I'm a little mad right here.
Speaker 5: And then boom, I win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I thought you were saying they were going to
Speaker 2: get you owned to try to teach Nicholas.
Speaker 10: K Well, that's what that That's what I think they
Speaker 10: that's what they wanted was to talk about it and
Speaker 10: I I never got to that because it's not even
Speaker 10: six am here, But uh, it's that's that's the type
Speaker 10: of thing they wanted to be working with.
Speaker 5: I could work. I could have worked with him on
Speaker 5: it because he's he's.
Speaker 15: Up in here, in here, there's Nicholas Age in here, right,
Speaker 15: and then you bring it down and it's more glottal,
Speaker 15: and then it becomes from here into the John Madden
Speaker 15: down there.
Speaker 10: So that's kind of the bubble in the throat that's
Speaker 10: got a little kermit and Fozzy as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people are asking, hey, have you ever done John
Speaker 2: Malkovich John Malkovich.
Speaker 10: Yes, I apparently need to say the name before doing it.
Speaker 3: The character.
Speaker 10: I went from John Madden to John Malkovich, and it
Speaker 10: apparently is working.
Speaker 1: When they You remember when Sarah not Live had him
Speaker 1: read to us the night before Christmas and he just
Speaker 1: went off to the kids. He scared him. That's one
Speaker 1: of the funniest things absolutely people do with him on
Speaker 1: a skit show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he is he's something, I mean, just a great actor.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, so Madden, this this movie could actually
Speaker 2: bring that back, because.
Speaker 5: I think it will.
Speaker 10: I think it will bring a bunch of mad and
Speaker 10: talk back at least. Yeah, I'll get like people are
Speaker 10: constantly anytime one of those pictures comes out from that movie,
Speaker 10: people are texting or tweeting me and hitting me and
Speaker 10: tagging me on different platforms of social media. So I'll
Speaker 10: have to It'll be fun and annoying at the same time.
Speaker 10: Kind of a thing like people going.
Speaker 1: Why weren't you playing to them?
Speaker 3: You should be.
Speaker 1: Playing to them.
Speaker 20: I'm like, well, I mean a Nicholas Cage never before,
Speaker 20: as somebody.
Speaker 5: Said, you would be way better than Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 1: Of me for anything, right? Do people like it just
Speaker 1: happened with the text line do people expect you to
Speaker 1: be able to do anybody on command? Yes?
Speaker 5: And I tell them is I'm more of a magician
Speaker 5: than a wizard. So and that people are like, what's
Speaker 5: the difference.
Speaker 10: I go, well, a magician practices a trick over and
Speaker 10: over and over to be able to fool you into
Speaker 10: believing that you're experiencing something that you're not, that you're
Speaker 10: seeing that you're not. A wizard does not Existzard would
Speaker 10: just conjure up a spell or something like that. I
Speaker 10: was turning into John Malkovich conjure a spell that would
Speaker 10: turn someone into a lizard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now that you have those little things, you
Speaker 1: taught us how to do it. But somebody like you,
Speaker 1: I would think, we never want to try something if
Speaker 1: you think it was going.
Speaker 5: To be good, Well I have to. I have to
Speaker 5: try it out all the time.
Speaker 10: But it's it's difficult to put it out there before
Speaker 10: anybody knows it because people really hear different things your ears.
Speaker 10: Do you ever do that thing where there's the are
Speaker 10: we going to you?
Speaker 3: Can you hang one more? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Of course?
Speaker 2: All right, So the text line is saying you can't
Speaker 2: lay without Gruden.
Speaker 3: Of course, so we have to do before you.
Speaker 1: He's already doing the face. He's already doing the face.
Speaker 5: That's a tease cal overtime.
Speaker 1: Right after this, Frank Caliendo is our guessed, always a blast, Tennessee.
Speaker 1: If you want to go see Frank on Stage, tickets
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Speaker 1: and others.
Speaker 2: If you'd like to go see Frank somewhere else, so Frank.
Speaker 1: Has been visiting with us. He was kind enough to
Speaker 1: stay a little bit longer. And Frank, I'm seeing the
Speaker 1: stuff that you warned about that you are a magician,
Speaker 1: not a wizard. So because you do impressions, this is
Speaker 1: the one I think I like the most that wants
Speaker 1: you to be a wizard. And I wonder where the
Speaker 1: thought process was on this one. So Greg and I
Speaker 1: are Dad, iconic coach in the state of Alabama, passed
Speaker 1: away in December of twenty twenty three. So I just
Speaker 1: released a book about him. Now, keep in mind Dad
Speaker 1: is not even on the earth anymore. You've never met
Speaker 1: my dad. And the text nation actually says you think
Speaker 1: Frank could do an impression of your dad? Probably not?
Speaker 8: And I'm like, proud. That's a That's a tough one.
Speaker 1: I don't see.
Speaker 7: So, wizard, would you like to work that one out?
Speaker 5: Do you have any audio?
Speaker 1: Not not ready to go? So that good?
Speaker 8: Maybe I'll send you some you can prepare for the
Speaker 8: next time you come home to.
Speaker 5: You you get I can pretend like I'm actually gonna
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, let's do that.
Speaker 3: Got it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All you got to say is, hey, you two are
Speaker 1: so stupid. They put your brain in a humming bird
Speaker 1: and fly backwards up a mule's butt.
Speaker 5: So now we know where doctor Phil got is.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 1: I think the one you would like the most would
Speaker 1: have been if I'd ordered a truckload of stupid people
Speaker 1: and all I got was you, I would have got
Speaker 1: my money's worth.
Speaker 5: Such. That's such dad slash fo all.
Speaker 1: That good stuff. So anyway, Frank Let's people are asking
Speaker 1: they wanted Gruden. Of course, you know, and this is
Speaker 1: different because tell me if we have this ride by
Speaker 1: all all appearances unlock with Madden.
Speaker 8: Okay, let's just say it.
Speaker 1: Gruden loved it. Oh yeah, yeah, he was.
Speaker 3: He was all in.
Speaker 10: Yeah, John's fantastic. Actually, there's a there's a pretty good story.
Speaker 10: A couple of years ago, I'd never been to Italy before,
Speaker 10: uh and my family we went to. We went to
Speaker 10: We went to Italy and we were in Rome and
Speaker 10: I took a picture and in front of the coliseum
Speaker 10: and posted it on Instagram. And then I got a
Speaker 10: text from a guy named Jeff Leonardo, who is John
Speaker 10: Gruden's right hand man, and he said, did you know
Speaker 10: John is in Rome right now? I'm like, how would
Speaker 10: I know, John is it's a pretty big city. Do
Speaker 10: you think I have grudar?
Speaker 3: I guess is that what?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 5: I tell you?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 10: I feel like there's somebody here who reminds me of
Speaker 10: myself right now? Man, what's it all about? A little
Speaker 10: spider two? Why bananas?
Speaker 5: That was going on?
Speaker 20: So he goes text John. So I text John and
Speaker 20: he's like, you want to have dinner?
Speaker 13: Man?
Speaker 5: I was like yeah, So we set up to go to.
Speaker 1: Dinner because he had to say, Man, that's what it is.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 20: I said, man, Man, I just I don't say.
Speaker 5: That's what he said to me.
Speaker 20: He goes, I don't say, man, Man, I just.
Speaker 3: Said it man man Man.
Speaker 10: So, uh, we end up going to dinner and he's
Speaker 10: doing like plays with He doesn't even know he's doing it,
Speaker 10: like that's play. He's known for spider too. Why banana?
Speaker 10: He's doing spaghetti too? Why brushetta? You know, he's take
Speaker 10: a look at this man, it's gonna go left. You
Speaker 10: know what the primary is on that the meatball?
Speaker 1: Man throw it through the meatball.
Speaker 5: So we go to we go to dinner.
Speaker 20: He goes to the wrong place first, even though he
Speaker 20: set it up.
Speaker 5: I don't know what was going on there.
Speaker 10: Uh, but we end up having a great dinner and uh,
Speaker 10: you know, he's just our families.
Speaker 5: It's it's pretty cool.
Speaker 10: And and then last time I was in Tampa, he
Speaker 10: came out to a show and it was a This
Speaker 10: was before he started doing all the stuff with Barstool,
Speaker 10: which is great because he's always He's constantly got content
Speaker 10: out there of him opening up boxes, which he said
Speaker 10: his box. You ever see he opens up a box
Speaker 10: from a different school, school sends him something. But sometimes
Speaker 10: there's a box inside of a box. He's like, a second,
Speaker 10: there's I just opened up this box. There's another box
Speaker 10: inside of this. This is blowing my mind.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 20: You ever see that movie.
Speaker 10: Inception with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don't know if this is
Speaker 10: a dream reel right now? Man, it's in side of
Speaker 10: this box. There's another box.
Speaker 20: I don't The only way I know is if that
Speaker 20: box is reel, is if this top is spinning or not.
Speaker 20: I'd like to meet Leonardo DiCaprio. He looks like a
Speaker 20: good guy.
Speaker 13: Man.
Speaker 20: You ever see him Titanic.
Speaker 5: It's a pretty good movie.
Speaker 20: I love to be at the front of the ship.
Speaker 20: I'm the ping of the world.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he actually opened a box from the college where
Speaker 1: dad coach, Jacksonville State University.
Speaker 2: Oh really, Oh yeah, they put that out. He was
Speaker 2: he got all kinds of stuff from jack State.
Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's it's great all the stuff he gets. Uh,
Speaker 10: and I think Cincinnati was the first one to send
Speaker 10: him something.
Speaker 5: But it's just funny. He walks in.
Speaker 10: He had hip surgery, so he has this that was
Speaker 10: a while ago, and I think he's been opening so
Speaker 10: many boxes. He's he's not taking it carefully like he should.
Speaker 10: But uh, he's just limps in with a giant box.
Speaker 1: This box.
Speaker 20: Man, he's gonna be a good one right here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I knows exactly what he does.
Speaker 10: Like he just looks at He's like, I can't wait
Speaker 10: to open up this box. Then he's like, he's the
Speaker 10: only guy I've ever seen do ads for things. While
Speaker 10: he's doing ads for other things, like you'll have like
Speaker 10: a pizza hut hat on while he's got a Papa
Speaker 10: John shirt.
Speaker 20: You're going, which one are you promoting right now? I
Speaker 20: love pizza, man. I just gotta did you ever do
Speaker 20: a barstool pizza review? One bite? Everybody knows the rules.
Speaker 20: Come on, I'm gonna go Chucky on this thing.
Speaker 1: Man so and also text Nation is saying, you always
Speaker 1: have an obligation. You have to do the president every time, right.
Speaker 16: No, I do very quiet one, A very quiet one,
Speaker 16: rick end. A lot of people are saying a lot
Speaker 16: of people are saying tremendous things, that we're doing great
Speaker 16: things and are were gonna have piece throughout the galaxy.
Speaker 16: We're gonna have That's just the world. We're doing great things.
Speaker 16: We're doing great things. We're gonna have peace throughout the
Speaker 16: galaxy and the universe. It's like Fannish. Fannish came and
Speaker 16: he said, I want to get rid of half of everything.
Speaker 16: And I said, why not just expand the universe to
Speaker 16: trace as much And he said, I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's get that soft voice is the best.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the great one.
Speaker 16: It's the great one.
Speaker 14: It's the great.
Speaker 16: It's very good.
Speaker 1: It's very good.
Speaker 16: And I got this from Joe Biden, Joe, Joe Biden,
Speaker 16: Joe Joe Folks.
Speaker 17: When I was younger, I go with scribed Pennsylvania very
Speaker 17: four or five so far, the Roman Empire, the Romans,
Speaker 17: Mario Luigi, there, plumbers, very.
Speaker 16: Good, Joe, very good, great job.
Speaker 5: I think people just miss me.
Speaker 8: Now whatever what.
Speaker 1: You you were talking about it Bush still wonders the
Speaker 1: planet with that same look that you brought out.
Speaker 10: He looks like he got he got away with something.
Speaker 10: Stuff happens. Man, you talk about muppets. He's the first
Speaker 10: president I've ever seen that would laugh like a muppet like.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 20: Who those old guys up in the balcony, that's.
Speaker 16: Me and Joe were great people together.
Speaker 17: Why do we always come here?
Speaker 1: I guess I'll never know.
Speaker 17: It's like some kind of torture folks.
Speaker 16: To have to watch the show.
Speaker 1: There's something so wrong with you. There's no way that
Speaker 1: you could do what you do and be normal.
Speaker 10: And then President Obamas he was the clearest, right me
Speaker 10: be clear, because he was going to be clear, because
Speaker 10: he said, let me be clear. He talked slow at
Speaker 10: the beginning, uh and speed up at the end. So
Speaker 10: it was that that whole thing, which is also how
Speaker 10: Robert Donny Junior does it speak slowly at the beginning,
Speaker 10: quickly at the segar also have a burp.
Speaker 5: You've got to work out the second half of the sentence.
Speaker 1: So people are asking It's true all of us, when
Speaker 1: we hear ourselves recorded, we really don't sound the way
Speaker 1: we thought we did. How do you know when you
Speaker 1: have it right is there's just some trust there. You
Speaker 1: can just figure it out. Year's work.
Speaker 10: When I work on it, I'll play it back a
Speaker 10: bunch out, so it does sound different in my head
Speaker 10: than it does out loud.
Speaker 5: So, uh, you got to go back and.
Speaker 10: Then they Sometimes you don't have to sound exactly like
Speaker 10: the person, right, You just have to sound what people
Speaker 10: think the person sounds like. The opposite of that is
Speaker 10: Morgan Freeman. If I'm going to do a Morgan Freeman,
Speaker 10: pretty much got to do it right on the money, right.
Speaker 10: But everything else can have some sort of over the
Speaker 10: top type of you know, version of that impression, which
Speaker 10: makes it funnier. You can nail the impression with the
Speaker 10: voice and it works. It's it's a little different on
Speaker 10: social media because people are looking at small screens. The
Speaker 10: over the top stuff isn't as good as it is
Speaker 10: uh live, because live it makes people laugh. But people
Speaker 10: when they're watching a little screen, you're like, wow, that
Speaker 10: sounds exactly like the person. So it's kind of got
Speaker 10: to be a mix but yes, so I do sound
Speaker 10: different in my head than I do uh when I
Speaker 10: listen back to it, So I have to play it
Speaker 10: over and over and over to to to kind of
Speaker 10: tweak it. You can get the cadence, yea, Like you
Speaker 10: can get the cadence. And that's the most important thing.
Speaker 5: You know, old school it was shit when I do it.
Speaker 14: Williams shat. You just need to pause at the right places.
Speaker 10: And now people do Christopher walking and you could be low,
Speaker 10: you could be high. You just have to get the
Speaker 10: cadence right.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, it's just.
Speaker 3: What that is.
Speaker 1: And you're good at putting a face in there that
Speaker 1: I think hell right, oh yeah, if you can get
Speaker 1: a facial expression, we're all in now. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Facial expressident and mannerisms helps mask the deficiencies in the voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little diversion, a little diversion like magic.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Frank, love love hearing you again and looking
Speaker 1: forward to continuing to visit when you need us. So
Speaker 1: the w n B A, you know, this is the
Speaker 1: thing you have to watch when you're trying to speaking
Speaker 1: of marketing, you're marketing a product that that really was
Speaker 1: was has an uphill climb. I do believe. And Greg,
Speaker 1: you said this off the air. I know you can't
Speaker 1: say this and you're not allowed to say this, but
Speaker 1: Caitlin Clark has helped the w n b A take
Speaker 1: huge strides along with other great players that people now
Speaker 1: have seen.
Speaker 8: But she has brought people to the game.
Speaker 11: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I will credit the w n b A. It's
Speaker 1: it's not anything I'm interested in, but I will watch
Speaker 1: the NBA. Yeah, yeah, Like you said, the only thing
Speaker 1: you're less interested in watching men play basketball is watch
Speaker 1: women play basketball. That was your quote. It was but
Speaker 1: and I understand that. But I have to give them
Speaker 1: credit that they seem to have bigger crowds. People are
Speaker 1: much more interesting fighting, but things like this that helps.
Speaker 1: But things like this are step back. Things like this
Speaker 1: are step back. This is not the way to go
Speaker 1: if you're trying to win a large audience. We have
Speaker 1: a w NBA announcer, a commentator from ESPN is apologizing
Speaker 1: for this phrase. I bet you can't guess it. What
Speaker 1: do you think she's apologizing for? Is that he or she?
Speaker 7: It's it's two she's you got Pam Ward and you
Speaker 7: got Rebecca Lobo in the booth. Why do you think
Speaker 7: commentating and it's Rebecca Low.
Speaker 8: Think of all the things you'd have to apologize for, Greg,
Speaker 8: have you seen the story?
Speaker 1: I have not take it. Just take a guess. You'll
Speaker 1: never get it. Chicks she called them chicks?
Speaker 8: No, no, Greg, that say that's the first thing. That
Speaker 8: was the first thing that came out.
Speaker 1: What about face? What about apologizing because you accidentally said
Speaker 1: that's what makes America great?
Speaker 7: Really, that's the issue.
Speaker 1: Why do you have to apologize?
Speaker 8: Well, that's a that's a good question.
Speaker 7: Grump says, make America great.
Speaker 8: Because Trump says that, and you know he's very divisive.
Speaker 7: So she's going to say that she disagrees with the
Speaker 7: fever coach had a challenge the call was upheld. The
Speaker 7: announcer says that she she disagrees with the call being upheld.
Speaker 1: So they disagree with you, they do, and I disagree
Speaker 1: with them, and that's fine.
Speaker 7: That's what makes America great, right Pat Mark?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's what she got in trouble about silence.
Speaker 1: That's in silence.
Speaker 7: I should rephrase that yes, wow.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah I did opinion or perfectly Yes, that's a
Speaker 11: better way to say.
Speaker 1: I should rephrase at see now that that's not going
Speaker 1: to help see this story being out today. You've made
Speaker 1: You've made strides. You do not have to apologize for
Speaker 1: saying people have a right to an opinion in America,
Speaker 1: and that's what makes the country great, the ability to
Speaker 1: express yourself into to agree to disagree. That's not a
Speaker 1: controversial statement in any way, shape or form. You talk
Speaker 1: about overthinking something, Yeah, I mean, did you think any
Speaker 1: when I heard that, did anybody go they must love Trump? No? No,
Speaker 1: that thought never. That's a common phrase.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 1: That's not a political statement. I thought it some slur
Speaker 1: like don Amas did? Remember that?
Speaker 2: Gregboddy, I know that's where you go every time. There's
Speaker 2: no Really, of course we do, Greg, he's going to
Speaker 2: say it.
Speaker 1: I know he is. Don't do it. Yeah, don't say it, Gret.
Speaker 1: We all know it.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had actually forgotten it. But yeah, you brought
Speaker 1: it back.
Speaker 2: We better change the subject and the text Nation has
Speaker 2: made sure that I get it created.
Speaker 8: But I'm not going to say when you first brought
Speaker 8: I figured.
Speaker 1: That's what it was. But I just I just think
Speaker 1: this similar.
Speaker 2: She's basically saying we can disagree and move on.
Speaker 1: That's what makes America great, okay.
Speaker 2: And it's not a controversial who should be a controversial statement?
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not a political statement.
Speaker 1: I was gonna watch it. I'm not now right, Greg,
Speaker 1: I planned on it. And is there a circumstance, any circumstance?
Speaker 1: What would the circumstances be that you watch the w
Speaker 1: n B A game besides being paid? I just yeah,
Speaker 1: you can throw that in. You have to be paid.
Speaker 1: That would help. I don't know. I can't think of
Speaker 1: any Papa. Yeah, great, Papa, you take your c w
Speaker 1: n B A pop I love Papa. Who knows? I
Speaker 1: may go enjoy it? Papa, can you take this to
Speaker 1: the game?
Speaker 4: Papa?
Speaker 1: That's what makes America great?
Speaker 3: Pop up?
Speaker 1: I love that, all right. So that's that's what your grandkids, Tapa.
Speaker 1: Where's Indiana?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Let's say let's say why they have a fever. They
Speaker 1: need to get some some you the doctor, Papa. All right,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. You'll just tell them all.
Speaker 8: Let's take the grand kids out because we know they
Speaker 8: can get you to do anything.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now we're down to the honorarium. Now we're down
Speaker 1: to the speaker's feet. Now we're down to the talent fee.
Speaker 1: Whatever you call it. What's the number?
Speaker 3: You gotta go.
Speaker 1: You gotta go, and you gotta say, hey, y'all.
Speaker 2: Let's get fired up tonight for filling the blank w
Speaker 2: n B A team in the market.
Speaker 1: I'm in and I'm here for a thousand, and you
Speaker 1: got to stay for the whole game.
Speaker 2: You gotta stay and watch it MC for the throughout
Speaker 2: the whole Yeah, he's doing the whole game.
Speaker 1: And you got to stay to the end to thank
Speaker 1: everybody for me five thousand. Greg would do it for
Speaker 1: five thousand.
Speaker 2: You're so underpriced sometimes, but you're not gonna They're not gonna.
Speaker 1: Pay anybody a lot for that. They're not gonna pay
Speaker 1: you one thousand for that. Well, I'm just saying, how
Speaker 1: about this name to one hundred? Name two w n
Speaker 1: B A teams and you cannot name the wayams that
Speaker 1: you that Caitlin Clark's on. You got a name too,
Speaker 1: you cannot of them? The Sparks, I think, what what
Speaker 1: city don't know?
Speaker 2: L A?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is that right?
Speaker 8: Which I have no idea? Greg, I know less about
Speaker 8: it than you do. Which one did Barker go to
Speaker 8: h l A.
Speaker 7: I think Sparks lost l A Sparks is a team, Greg,
Speaker 7: you got that one? I had to google it.
Speaker 2: Google one more, one more. You can't say Indiana.
Speaker 1: The uh, don't do it. If you do, it's gonna
Speaker 1: come up with if you do it. I honestly don't
Speaker 1: know anything.
Speaker 8: Okay, you don't, not one.
Speaker 1: I don't either. I'm sure somebody's the Express. Every new
Speaker 1: league's got some team named the Express. M hmm, maybe
Speaker 1: let me let me google it.
Speaker 2: Wish we're going to break right now because he's gonna
Speaker 2: say something.
Speaker 1: That's not a team Okay, not California Chicks. Clean that
Speaker 1: one up? Good know the.
Speaker 3: Great? What do you do?
Speaker 1: You're awful? What I was got in trouble for that?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I want to say?
Speaker 3: What is he?
Speaker 1: You said? Yeah, he's dead?
Speaker 7: He is dead.
Speaker 1: He is dead? What about?
Speaker 4: What about?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 1: What do you think about? Trying to think of Atlanta's
Speaker 1: got one? Don't they probably? I don't know.
Speaker 7: Is it the Wilmington Whiners? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Hey, by the way, that game the ace is one
Speaker 7: Las Vegas?
Speaker 1: Good, isn't there one? And there's the team that they
Speaker 1: have a lot of fouls and stuff like it's the
Speaker 1: Philadelphia pus or something elbow you know.
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