WEBVTT - You Gotta Keep 'Em Separated

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<v Speaker 1>I don't read, but I smoke a lot of pot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's one more thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to positive and negative traits for men

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<v Speaker 1>for dating. I was going to do this story maybe

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<v Speaker 1>in a future podcast. It's damned interesting. It's a little edgy.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe later in the week. The Only Fans star with

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<v Speaker 1>two vaginas. That's making so much money?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, come on, wowow wow, no waiting, Well, I just

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<v Speaker 3>I is there more to the story.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a lot more to the story. That's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Hanson just said in my ear. Do tell oh. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like now I've got us hooked into this story

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not gonna be able to do the original thing.

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<v Speaker 3>H Jina's for the next one more thing or the

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<v Speaker 3>one after that.

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<v Speaker 1>So you want to hear about the two vaginas or

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<v Speaker 1>my original I mean, I feel like I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to now. Her name is Annie Charlotte. She

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<v Speaker 1>makes two.

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<v Speaker 3>First names to go with their two of jjs.

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<v Speaker 1>She's making really good money in Only Fans because she

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<v Speaker 1>has a rare condition in which she has two vaginas.

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<v Speaker 2>She's cheating.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean she's cheating?

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<v Speaker 2>She has too she can make more money on only fans.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not fair.

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<v Speaker 1>Well she's worn, now there's not.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a free market. What are you a communist?

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<v Speaker 3>To each according to their vagina, from each according to

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<v Speaker 3>their well, I don't even.

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<v Speaker 1>You might find and she's hot, she is. That helps,

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<v Speaker 1>But you might find this interesting, Katie. Zero point three

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<v Speaker 1>percent of women worldwide have did dilfius, which means to uterses,

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<v Speaker 1>two cervixes, and two vaginas.

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<v Speaker 3>I was just gonna ask if it's the complete setter,

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<v Speaker 3>just the.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, so that means two periods? No thanks, never mind,

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<v Speaker 2>get that way.

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<v Speaker 1>And what if the cycles aren't lined up so you

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<v Speaker 1>have every two weeks?

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like that sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a feeling it would line up, But what

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<v Speaker 3>hell would be like? I'm not an obg.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised its two point three percent. That's more than

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<v Speaker 1>I would have guessed worldwide.

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<v Speaker 3>So one third of one percent is one woman out

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<v Speaker 3>of three hundred.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, it doesn't seem like that could possibly be, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>I have run into one by now?

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of things you know, Wilt Chamberlain.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of things you need to know about me?

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<v Speaker 1>I snore, I really like cats and I have an

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<v Speaker 1>extra vagina. Well yeah, no waiting, I don't see that

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't actually be any benefit to me as a man.

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<v Speaker 3>For obvious reasons. Yeah, I'm not comfortable with this podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would be? Anyway? She decided, Uh, she is out

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<v Speaker 1>dating and stuff and like that. She said, why am

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<v Speaker 1>I sending nudes for free and getting heartbroken? Uh? And

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<v Speaker 1>she was having sex with various dudes and just out

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<v Speaker 1>living her single life. Sounds like she might have been

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<v Speaker 1>a bit of a tramp. But anyway, she decided to

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<v Speaker 1>go on only fans and make money and get rich,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's been working out for pretty good. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>I do everything. I have two vaginas. I have done

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<v Speaker 1>plenty of content involving men and my dose vaginas.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good. It seems like a good choice to make

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<v Speaker 3>given her situation.

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<v Speaker 1>And it seemed from the story I read that it

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<v Speaker 1>has gone from just showing the fact that I've got this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the way porn works, though there is a

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<v Speaker 1>joke and Seinfeld many many years ago, until you get

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<v Speaker 1>to spit out the bottom of the porn industry, that

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of way that industry works. You can start

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<v Speaker 1>at a level that maybe you could tolerate it emotionally

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<v Speaker 1>or morally, but you have to do more and more

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<v Speaker 1>and more crazy, awful, degrading things to stay in the industry.

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<v Speaker 1>And it sounds like she's kind of headed down that

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<v Speaker 1>road where she's doing more things with her unique characteristics

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<v Speaker 1>to make a living. But it talked in there about

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<v Speaker 1>the guys that are just obsessed with her and around

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<v Speaker 1>the world and email her and have shrines to her

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<v Speaker 1>and want to buy her bed sheets that she slept in,

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<v Speaker 1>and just that sort of thing. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>creep o's in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>I see this story, and I'm such a prude because

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<v Speaker 2>the first thing that could comes to my mind is like,

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<v Speaker 2>what about her dad thin her family saying this.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't there a guy out there with two penises that

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<v Speaker 1>can meet her and they have blissful love there happily.

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<v Speaker 3>You just don't get along. There's actually a very funny

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<v Speaker 3>limerick on that theme.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to get along. I've got two penises, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got two vaginas. We've got to find a way to

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<v Speaker 1>make this work.

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<v Speaker 3>The beginning of the uh the limerick, And I will

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<v Speaker 3>give you only the beginning, because a I am a

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<v Speaker 3>gentleman and b I don't actually remember the exact wording

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<v Speaker 3>which you need for a Limerick. Alvin Murdoch had a

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<v Speaker 3>corkscrew right, and the punchline has to do with but

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<v Speaker 3>it was a left handed thread.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's unfortunate.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you imagine the irony you think you've met the

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<v Speaker 3>love of your life and then there exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Because she's.

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<v Speaker 3>Screw anatomy as well. But the thread is anyway, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it's unfortunate and disappointing for all involved.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to get to seventh grade boy locker room.

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<v Speaker 1>But do you picture them being uh like upper bunk,

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<v Speaker 1>lower bunk or side by side like headlights? How do

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<v Speaker 1>you see? I actually go ahead, but you're picturing bunks.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm actually looking into an account of.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe googled the pictures of women to enjoy the feed.

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<v Speaker 1>Get on your social media exactly for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Great There goes your algorithm.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no kidding.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh boy, it wasn't good to begin with. She's got

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<v Speaker 3>the whole set, each with its own reproductive system that

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<v Speaker 3>angles outwards toward each hip on each if JJ I

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<v Speaker 3>have the cervix uterus and only one over you atta

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<v Speaker 3>so side by side like headlights. Yeah, essentially. Wow, she

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<v Speaker 3>was in sex work in Australia, where it's completely legal

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<v Speaker 3>to have two virginas why would it be against the law,

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<v Speaker 3>and was able to use one for work in the

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<v Speaker 3>other one for her boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I save this one for you. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>one on the left, is the special.

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<v Speaker 3>One from the door on the right place. Yes, that

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<v Speaker 3>might be that.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was very clever of her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could go down the hall door on the

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<v Speaker 2>right and.

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<v Speaker 1>This one this on this this is the trampy one

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<v Speaker 1>over here, this one is the special love her.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm saving myself from marriage over here anyway, Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it's uh. Her sexual response is different on each side

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<v Speaker 3>and way conductively their realities. That's just no interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I still find it hard to believe that the percentages

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<v Speaker 1>that Hi, there can't be one out of three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>of you women out there, because millions of people listening

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<v Speaker 1>to these podcasts. I mean, we get millions of downloads,

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<v Speaker 1>so we got people listening. Statistically almost certainly now are

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<v Speaker 1>saying yeah, I got I got two.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just that's wild to me that there there's that many.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you'd have thought I'd have heard of this

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<v Speaker 1>more often.

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<v Speaker 3>What about pregnancy, I mean, could you have one?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't get pregnant. She found that out when she

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<v Speaker 1>was sixteen.

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<v Speaker 2>But there's also she said she's been receiving messages online

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<v Speaker 2>from other women who have this condition, who have had pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 3>So, yeah, it's funny. I'm scrolling through the results for

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<v Speaker 3>this search, which was considerably more scholarly than Jack was

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<v Speaker 3>inferring her lie, and they just it's the gal from

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<v Speaker 3>the New York Post. In this Australian gal, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>the only people they quote.

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<v Speaker 1>The most interesting part of the story is finding out

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<v Speaker 1>that she has one for being a trollope and the

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<v Speaker 1>other side she saves for people she loves. Right, what

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<v Speaker 1>an interesting idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I've not walked a mile in her I presume just

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<v Speaker 3>two shoes, but she's got seven feet. I'd have to

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<v Speaker 3>think about how I would deal with that, or are

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<v Speaker 3>we to criticize?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe tomorrow we'll get to the hobbies women find

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<v Speaker 1>most attractive in men, and we won't talk about people

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<v Speaker 1>with multiple sets of genitalia.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless it just comes up organically.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless it's in the news.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Well, I guess that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>God dang it.

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<v Speaker 3>Plus, at least she keeps them separate so she doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>bring her work home with her