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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away. Time for your

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Speaker 1: brand new phone tapp and for today's phone tap, I

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Speaker 1: call a guy who applied to work at a theme park.

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Speaker 1: His idea is that he could be one of the characters,

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Speaker 1: because people tell him all the time that he looks

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Speaker 1: like somebody from the movies. But I'm not sure about that.

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Speaker 1: I can think of another job he could do. Here's

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Speaker 1: something a bit more suited to his skill set. You'll

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Speaker 1: find out what that is in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 1: He's another Jube taps on the twenties. I'm moving nine five.

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Speaker 1: Hi Bryce, this is Bryce Bryce who Bryce chess Day.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty funny that we have the same name, but anyway,

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from careers. How are you today, Bryce? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing well. Thanks. Well, that's awesome. Both of the Bryce

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Speaker 1: as I know are doing pretty good. Then perfect. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you probably know the reason I'm calling. Yes, hopefully

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Speaker 1: it's some good news. Well, hopefully you did apply to

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Speaker 1: be a cast member. At planned. Yes I did, and

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Speaker 1: I'm calling from the happiest place on earth. Yes you are. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: your friend Brian, who works for us now, said some

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Speaker 1: really awesome, tastic things about Yeah. Oh it's good to hear. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure what to believe. Oh, I'm sure he is. Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's start with a few questions. Why do you want

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Speaker 1: to be a cast member? My friend Brian told me

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Speaker 1: it was a great place to work for UM. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's been working there for a few years now. He

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Speaker 1: makes good money. And yeah, I'm a big fan of

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Speaker 1: So why not you aren't you? I am? Okay. Well,

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Speaker 1: people will say anything in interviews, so maybe you're not

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Speaker 1: a big fan and you is kind of blowing some

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Speaker 1: smoke up my skirt. No, no, no, I can assure

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Speaker 1: you who I am. Okay, all right, we'll move on

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Speaker 1: to another question. Then, if you were hired to be

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Speaker 1: a cast member here, who do you think you would

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Speaker 1: resemble the most? I'm thinking maybe Aladdin? Oh Aladdin? Okay, No,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't, right, Excuse me, I said, no, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: I think I look pretty similar to him. But I

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Speaker 1: have seen the picture of you that you submitted with

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Speaker 1: your resume and application and you knowing Ladden, maybe ch

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Speaker 1: of Horror. Maybe, I'm I'm sorry, Is there a problem? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you another question? Can I ask one

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Speaker 1: more question? Sure? Do you think you're on an interview

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Speaker 1: with somebody from six Flags? Somebody from six Flags? Yes,

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Speaker 1: six Flags Magic Mountain the theme park. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm on an interview. That's good because you're not.

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Speaker 1: And let me tell you a thing or two about Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can't just stroll in here and say you want

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Speaker 1: to be King of the Mountain and be Aladdin. You

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Speaker 1: have to earn it. Gotta start at the bottom. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's strippity droppity due the attitude. I'm sorry, I'm really

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Speaker 1: not trying to put on an attitude, and I am

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Speaker 1: I'm just confused why you're chersing? Well, I hope you

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Speaker 1: hear the smile on my face, because I am working

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Speaker 1: at the happiest place on Earth, and I've worked here

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Speaker 1: for a very long time. So if we hired you,

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Speaker 1: you'd be a puke cleaner to start? Uh? Is that

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Speaker 1: typically how it works? I mean, well, aren't we full

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Speaker 1: of questions? I thought I was one. I thought I

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Speaker 1: was the one giving the interview. You you are, I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I'd have to start that low in

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Speaker 1: order to become a prince or one of Oh, well

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Speaker 1: we're a little entitled, aren't we, Just a little small,

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Speaker 1: little tiny sense of entitlement. I hear. Oh, it's just

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Speaker 1: not what I applied for. And I okay, well, I

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Speaker 1: just apply for jobs and go straight to the top.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure this is what I'm looking for. Then, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to finally disagree with you, because it

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Speaker 1: is kind of what you're looking for, isn't it. Not? Really? No, well,

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Speaker 1: I've seen the picture, like I said, when you applied here,

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Speaker 1: and you look more like a puke cleaner than any

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Speaker 1: sort of prince or princess. Excuse me, yeah, definitely not

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Speaker 1: the brag. But I'm the model and oh a model. Okay,

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Speaker 1: No you aren't. No, no, no, no, no, definitely yes

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Speaker 1: I am. Oh okay, So we just go around swearing

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Speaker 1: in job interviews. That's definitely frowned upon here at the

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Speaker 1: happiest place on earth. Well, you know what, you're the

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Speaker 1: rudest in person I've ever interviewed for. All right, job,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, maybe I will go to six Flags.

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Speaker 1: You're still and I'm professional. I don't know you probably, no,

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Speaker 1: you probably come, will you? But if you go over there,

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Speaker 1: if you go over there and make sure you tell

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Speaker 1: them that your prank phone called and that you didn't

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Speaker 1: get the job. You didn't even interview for it. Actually

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Speaker 1: you go spring phone call. What Oh, this is Jewil

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you and your friend Brian set you up.

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Speaker 1: What he told me He passed on your info for

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Speaker 1: a job at and he wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh much. I guess we found out you're not play material? Right?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, okay, oh oh jesus, oh it seems to

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Speaker 1: be the problem now, Aladdin, you got a magic carpet

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Speaker 1: stuck down your throat or something. Yeah? Oh well, no,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't weak up every morning with jewel phone taps

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Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties nine two point five