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Speaker 1: Hello, listeners, this is guess who Ron Burgundy. You got

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Speaker 1: it and guess what I got a big gift for you.

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Speaker 1: Season four of La ron Burgundy Podcast is coming down

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Speaker 1: the pike. I think right now people are looking for

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Speaker 1: straight facts, real information. Things are changing by the day,

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Speaker 1: and one thing I'm very proud of is that I

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Speaker 1: am I am a trusted source for so many people

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Speaker 1: out there. I can't confirm this, but I've heard it said,

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Speaker 1: perhaps by me, that you can earn a degree listening

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Speaker 1: to my podcast. That's what I heard from my source,

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Speaker 1: my source that is perchance myself. All I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: buckle up for learning here on the ron Burgundy Podcast.

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Speaker 1: I use sixty rolls of toilet paper a day. Now

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Speaker 1: you don't, That's not possible. Listen. I like to grip.

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Speaker 1: I like to put cologne on my neck. I like

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Speaker 1: to brush my chest hair from time to time. And yes,

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Speaker 1: I like to white all right, okay. I like to

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Speaker 1: wipe vigorously. And I'm sorry, Okay, I read they're Once

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Speaker 1: was a woman named Leah here we go, and she

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Speaker 1: loved to drink her sangrea. But when she ate some

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Speaker 1: roast duck, she ran out of luck, and the bird

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Speaker 1: caused her to squirt diarrhea. Young lady, life throws fun

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Speaker 1: at you. Don't run from the fun funds not consistent

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Speaker 1: like the Sun funds not the sun. Fun is hard one.

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Speaker 1: So when fund comes a ton of fun or just

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Speaker 1: one fun, you gotta let it run. Caroline sh sh sh.

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Speaker 1: She done on her own. Let a real journalists do

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Speaker 1: their job once again, Season four their ONN Burgundy podcast

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Speaker 1: starting June three. I heart radio, app, Apple podcast or wherever,

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Speaker 1: and I mean wherever you get your podcasts. No judgments.

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Speaker 1: See this is what I meant when I said we

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Speaker 1: struggled professionally. Don't know. I know we struggled professionally. I

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Speaker 1: feel it every moment of every hour of every day