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Speaker 1: The earthquake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah did you did you feel it?

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Speaker 3: Where were you when it happened.

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Speaker 1: I was in the East l A. I was on Whittier.

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Speaker 4: It was park that was in my car. I was

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Speaker 4: went off. The whole block shook one big shake, and

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Speaker 4: I made eye contact with this lady. She just looked

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Speaker 4: And I'm like, we almost felling the earth? What do

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Speaker 4: you mean, what are you looking at?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? She just had somewhere to be.

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Speaker 4: It was just like imagine somebody reacting to an earthquake

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Speaker 4: and they're like, I still got I got somewhere to be.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no pause, because I didn't feel it. I

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Speaker 1: don't feel that stuff I was.

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Speaker 3: I was, I, yeah, that is not like.

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Speaker 1: That's not my thing. Is like feeling that ship. I

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Speaker 1: don't do that.

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Speaker 2: And I was I was looking at I was. I

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Speaker 2: I didn't react. I was in the hot tub and

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Speaker 2: I was in the middle of a really funny story

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Speaker 3: Huge splash of like really hot water.

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Speaker 2: Went in my mouth, and I like kept and then

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Speaker 2: I kept trying to like say the end of the story.

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Speaker 3: Know, and like the hot water, I drank a lot

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm kind of then I was like throwing up.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's all water, so to me, it's not gross,

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Speaker 2: That's what I mean. Yeah, spitting up.

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Speaker 1: And which was a mistake in that context, was a mistake.

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Speaker 2: Well because I had a lot of tears coming because

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Speaker 1: It's just really bad advice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: It didn't feel grow.

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Speaker 5: That's that's the that's the one time that's acceptable to

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Speaker 2: As a man you are if you're that Actually, there's

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Speaker 2: no shame in that at all for me.

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Speaker 1: Did you finish the story? Did the story hit?

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Speaker 2: It really felt like it took a lot of the

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Speaker 6: The sirens are also kind of drowning my experiences. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people had called the various emergency workers.

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Speaker 2: So it was and which was the response time? I

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Speaker 2: think was kind of fucking awesome, But yeah it was,

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Speaker 2: And honestly the story wasn't.

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Speaker 6: The response time was hitting for sure. The story storytime

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Speaker 3: I had done a lot of build up and I

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Speaker 2: I said, God, I could have gotten to this ending

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Speaker 2: so much faster and once the but I didn't know

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Speaker 2: you's gonna be an earthquake, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, Brandon Jamel show show. I feel the waters warm?

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Speaker 1: Please heat it up?

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Speaker 3: For how many times has Hay has done your show?

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Speaker 7: Oh if you just a couple of times?

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Speaker 3: And how many times have I been one?

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Speaker 7: A couple of time?

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Speaker 1: But I guess I was.

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Speaker 7: I was including the Old Testament, it's.

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Speaker 6: A whole My zoom has been fucked.

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Speaker 1: Have I been?

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Speaker 7: I would I would love to have.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 6: I can't get it going.

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Speaker 7: I just have.

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Speaker 5: I don't have your guys, We'll get your info down.

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Speaker 5: I have my guy we'll get your info down. This

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Speaker 5: is the first time I ever did Hollywood Handbook.

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Speaker 7: You were you were away.

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Speaker 2: I think I'm always gone when you're always gone, and

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Speaker 2: and you did flagger ones when I was gone as well.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so a lot of people I wanted to

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Speaker 5: spell any sort of uh Sean Brandon beef we had

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Speaker 5: may work.

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Speaker 6: Maybe if Shawn's here, this will work. Is the conversation

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Speaker 6: that we had that led to this.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it was like a scheduling nightmare, but it was like, Okay,

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Speaker 2: we tried it.

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Speaker 3: With Brandon, no Sean, with Jamel, no Brandon.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, Sean, no Brandon. We tried a few times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that most most times there Sean. We tried a

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Speaker 2: lot of different iterations. Yes, and it never has quite

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Speaker 2: been able to sing the way we would like the

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Speaker 3: So I think that uh this.

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Speaker 2: I have high hopes for this episode and for all

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Speaker 2: of our futures because it's been pretty fucking grib Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I have gotta have.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Do you sing that? Yeah? Do I sing this?

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Speaker 7: Do I say that on the track on the original track?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's yeah, that's a Brendan, Brendan you okay, Yeah

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Speaker 5: it's Brendan you. Yeah, you branded me MERI.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at me when you say Brandon, you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to help when he says, what is what is relations about? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't.

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Speaker 6: If I can't look at you.

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Speaker 7: I got.

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Speaker 1: That's a Brandon moment.

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Speaker 5: What if I have to fucking look away?

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Speaker 1: Most of my song? Yes? What is?

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Speaker 5: The song was locked up? I haven't never what he's

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Speaker 5: the he's the train guy. I haven't seen him on

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Speaker 5: the train once once. I've never seen him on the train.

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Speaker 6: And you're on there and you are looking at everyone, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Blue line, red line, trying to identify.

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Speaker 1: People trying their hat.

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Speaker 6: Well, you'll just kind of flick their hat up, see

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Speaker 3: He's running a train with eye contact.

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Speaker 5: Basically, it's the conductor goes, goes down, and then I

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Speaker 5: ll that's not the who's the guy.

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Speaker 1: That get off? Describing get off the trade. Everyone else

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Speaker 1: was talking local trains. You're doing interstate trains.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you've never seen you on the train?

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Speaker 2: It feels like that kind of it's a wrap on

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what it was like, do we keep people a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. We keep Yeah, we know you guys

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Speaker 1: We have some thoughts. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Basically look pretty sees all the fucking podcast lists and

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Speaker 2: rankings and all that stuff that comes out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, USA Today Top fifty, Yes, Coaches poll.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the power rankings. Pull this up, keV.

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Speaker 2: Get the fucking numbers up. Get let's actually look at it, Kevin.

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Speaker 3: People see this stuff.

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Speaker 1: Damn.

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Speaker 4: It just came to me, Brandon Irin. If he was Jamaican,

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Speaker 4: Brandon Irin, would.

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Speaker 7: Jamel do the voice? Do the voice? I do the voice?

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Speaker 1: Do the brand?

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Speaker 3: Do Brandon I?

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Speaker 7: I can't do the voice anymore?

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Speaker 1: Do the do? Do what is Brandon? I? What is what? Brand?

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Speaker 6: Every since February twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 1: Brand? You can't do the voice?

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Speaker 7: Do that?

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Speaker 1: Do the Yeah? Yeah, I love, I love. I should

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Speaker 7: No, Brandon, I know it's Brandon Ury.

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Speaker 7: We're panic at the disco guy. I can't Singhi, I

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Speaker 5: On we you know it's like, yeah, Brandon on, we

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the list came out. The list is out.

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Speaker 3: Hello lor.

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Speaker 6: The most powerful people in Podcasting in twenty twenty four.

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Speaker 6: Hello Lord, the list is out. And there's a picture

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so here's here's an image.

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Speaker 1: And Club is there? Yeah? That yeah, and club Shep shep.

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Speaker 1: So what do we do? What do we do about this?

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Speaker 6: be is eating right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Here's what could happen.

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Speaker 2: And let me say this, Actually, you guys are not

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Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you, by the way, yea.

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Speaker 6: By the way, to hope they don't find out about

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Speaker 6: You might want to bury this TV right now because

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Speaker 1: Here, it's like what the screen that dacks?

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Speaker 6: You are fucked son. You got to get this TV

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Speaker 6: the next week? They don't next week anymore?

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Speaker 3: Next week?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just for guests, just for guests.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm taking this TV home with me.

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Speaker 6: Kevin produces Jake Johnson's The Club j They Club Brandom

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Club brand.

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Speaker 6: But we can't, Like we can. I think we can.

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Speaker 2: Even My thing is, like, for our show, obviously you're

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Speaker 5: Do a club random style? Five drinks? Five drinks?

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Speaker 3: Shut up, Brandon?

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Speaker 1: None of them are open either? Just like three of

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Speaker 3: Open, shut up? No, they're that's not true at all.

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Speaker 6: What if you guys are doing the podcast Brandon Mill

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Speaker 1: Easy, right, one of you, it's your birthday?

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Speaker 6: Everyone's gathered around outside the pod at the window of

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Speaker 3: Why you blue them out in one show? I wish we'll.

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Speaker 6: Figure out what, we'll figure out what I don't want

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Speaker 2: This will be the final birthday episode and and final episodes.

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Speaker 6: You're not going to short the birthday anymore, and we're

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Speaker 2: Birthday episodes have always been about love and inclusion.

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Speaker 3: You know, they're not supposed to divide us.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's like, holy ship, are they going to talk about it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, usual birthday Right now, we're going to do something

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Speaker 6: To be all like so meticulously choreographed. The state, like

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Speaker 1: Look, people weren't talking about Kyle Gas.

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Speaker 3: Kyle Gas was gassed.

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Speaker 6: birthday is it good? Who's making a joke that causes

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Speaker 2: Got to write that joke and the version that the

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Speaker 7: You get, you get, you do the Kyle guest birthday,

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Speaker 6: It can't be your birthday, am you are kicking.

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Speaker 7: No, it's your birth your birthday, this.

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Speaker 1: Joke, it gets to be your birthday, is my birthday?

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Speaker 7: Get your birthday? But then you have to do the Kyle.

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Speaker 6: Okay, that's huge. Your birthday is coming up, and even

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Speaker 2: Then you got to make the joke, and you're feeling

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Speaker 3: The brand show has always been.

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Speaker 5: About surely I'm not gonna be the subject of national news,

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Speaker 1: Hey, listen, but when you when you drop the statement,

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Speaker 1: Ye big buying? Am I buying the statement from Brandon?

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to think about I hear.

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Speaker 1: That he's got a statement in him.

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Speaker 3: I guess that it's out of a parent statement.

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Speaker 1: Let's see if we can get it there.

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Speaker 2: I guess that makes it more powerful because in a

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Speaker 3: He's a little bit of a kooky guy.

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Speaker 2: So for him to get so serious about it was

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Speaker 3: It made me look at my statement could account for that?

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Speaker 1: Be like listen, like you know, I know I'm a

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Speaker 1: fucking diip ship. Yeah, I suck ship.

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Speaker 3: I'm fucking scum, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I'm disgusting right, yeah, look, nobody loves me. You know

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, I was gonna say you had a friend

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Speaker 3: I'm still standing here. The free world powerful.

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Speaker 6: It was powerful, so Jamel, big hat, I blow the

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Speaker 4: I mean, maybe I take a bite of cake and

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Speaker 4: I say, man, this this cake good enough to get.

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Speaker 1: The president shot. That would confuse me for that long,

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Speaker 1: It is a seconds Okay, that makes more sense. I'm

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Speaker 2: But guys, he's closing his eyes for a wish, right,

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Speaker 6: But well, that's what actually happened in the other version

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Speaker 2: I don't know what they're And he was making a wish,

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Speaker 3: Saying you wish protection as well, right.

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Speaker 6: So you don't have to do a lot like you

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Speaker 2: Let's just get a bunch of alts and maybe we

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Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but big hat? What kind of hat are

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Speaker 6: we talking? Just like a party straight already, but hard

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Speaker 3: That's step veers in the Dunce Cap territory.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, And so it's like it's like messing stuff up

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Speaker 4: When we record, we went we in one of those

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Speaker 6: Okay, so it's clanking up there. Yeah, it's going like clank, clank.

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Speaker 1: Then you surprise him for his birthday? What would you do?

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Speaker 2: Did you think I forgot you know, the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: You've been sitting here, look at me like he doesn't

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Speaker 2: remember this?

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Speaker 1: Big ASSA.

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Speaker 7: I have my I have my hands on.

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Speaker 6: My back the whole you're sitting in that chair.

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Speaker 5: You think that my hands are just you think it's

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Speaker 1: I think he's just stretching because little do you know position.

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Speaker 7: It's a it's a Now, how are you milk bar?

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Speaker 7: Birthday cake?

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Speaker 6: Okay, so that's so tasty. Here's my concern here. Both

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, he knows and he knows himself,

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Speaker 6: does know.

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Speaker 1: He knows he can't do a big flip, and.

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Speaker 3: That would be if he was.

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Speaker 7: Practicing the positioning right now.

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Speaker 3: But if you had your hands back, this is could work.

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Speaker 1: Though, this is good work.

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Speaker 6: We need to get these if you have your hands

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Speaker 6: back there blocking we got to get the block.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you and you went, excuse me while I

461
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Speaker 2: try to suck my own dick, and then and then

462
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Speaker 2: you hinge at the waist in a way that allows

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Speaker 2: the cake to behind.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I'm patiently waiting for him to suck his own

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Speaker 4: dick and I see the kick.

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Speaker 6: But I'm a little worried. If we don't get that

467
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Speaker 6: exactly right, you're just gonna lurge forward.

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Speaker 1: And the cake it's going to just slip shoot your bag.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you know, yeah, yeah, you're back.

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Speaker 6: If you're lucky, there's the option of you stand up,

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Speaker 6: turn around, and now he sees the cake and then

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Speaker 6: you just sort of like shuffle towards the table and

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Speaker 6: hopefully slide it on the table.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried if.

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Speaker 6: The cake is a little too low then the table

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Speaker 6: you will just like smear it on the edge of

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Speaker 6: the table because you can't see ship.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, if the.

479
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Speaker 6: Story then where then it's the episode where Brandon smeared

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Speaker 6: the cake all over the.

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Speaker 3: End of the day. We needed to have episode about overshadows, yes,

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Speaker 3: and what.

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Speaker 6: You might not be able to get his joke off

484
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Speaker 6: over the sirens.

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Speaker 3: We need a clean narrative.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly what if I believe that's happened before.

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Speaker 7: Okay, jam closed close your eyes, close your eyes challenge.

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Speaker 1: That's good. Close your eyes already? Do you guys already do.

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Speaker 6: The close your eyes challenge, so we're always doing the

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Speaker 6: close perfect but the close.

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Speaker 1: Your eyes on the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it just feels like that'll be the easiest way.

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Speaker 7: That's sort of I think, so easy entry point.

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Speaker 6: And I actually think this could be an improvement on

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Speaker 6: your normal close your eyes challenge where you just have

496
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Speaker 6: Jamal closed his eyes. If you do something that none

497
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Speaker 6: of us can really audible, we can hear you, you're

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Speaker 6: doing something for sure.

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Speaker 1: Just kind of sounds like yeah, yeah, a little win,

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Speaker 1: and then you're like, okay, you can open up. Then

501
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Speaker 1: you just do the show.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, getting a lot of writings people like that. They

503
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Speaker 4: usually it's like an open first one TikTok.

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Speaker 5: We usually don't do when we do close your eyes challenge,

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Speaker 5: there's no cake, true, So this is like an easy sort.

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Speaker 6: Of so there is there is no because again we

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Speaker 6: don't know what you're doing. We usually don't do there's

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Speaker 6: no there's no cake involved. Okay, when we do close

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Speaker 6: your eyes.

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Speaker 1: You might do a pie once in Okay, so you

511
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Speaker 1: know what's happened.

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Speaker 6: Even though your eyes are closed, you know what's happening.

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Speaker 7: What's up?

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Speaker 4: Well, it's not that I know. I just this my

515
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Speaker 4: guy right here, I can kind of sense. You can

516
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Speaker 4: smell the kind of sense and smell it smell.

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Speaker 7: Cake bag this whole time. It's like it's like my

518
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Speaker 7: white shirt.

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Speaker 1: It smells like.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna melt, you know under the hot podcast, like

521
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Speaker 2: a milk bar.

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Speaker 1: What kind of cake is? It's from milk bar? But

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Speaker 1: what of cake? Is it?

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Speaker 7: The milk bar? Birthday cake?

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Speaker 1: Straight up? That's like.

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Speaker 7: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I feel like you're what did Charlie have? We gotta

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Speaker 6: find out what pull out of melted? We gotta find

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Speaker 6: out what Charlie had at her birthday?

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Speaker 3: Cookie puss, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Oh, and we like we gotta get that cake.

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Speaker 5: We gotta get Oh god, did that party nuts pistachio jo.

533
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Speaker 8: Did that party look nuts? Is there any sleeve is

534
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Speaker 8: back back? They took a picture at a party. They

535
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Speaker 8: took indy sleezy.

536
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Speaker 3: Shade, small friends being crazy.

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Speaker 1: People were going like bah damn.

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Speaker 2: I think some of those people might have had a

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Speaker 2: little something to drink as well.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I think so.

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Speaker 3: It was really funny.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So there's a candle like the can When do

543
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Speaker 6: you light the candle.

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Speaker 7: Like Phoenix closing ceremony Olympics.

545
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's Thomas.

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Speaker 1: The candle.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a already lit when you are having it

548
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:05,879
Speaker 6: behind your back, and so like you start, like how

549
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,160
Speaker 6: do you normally start the show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon coming in and he'd be like.

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Speaker 9: Bani comes in center enter okay, Q Brandon's entry, Brandon enters, Welcome.

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00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 7: To the Brandon Jamil Show. Yeah, most typic podcasts in

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Speaker 7: the world today.

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00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 5: We're gonna have to like the birthday it's James birthday.

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Speaker 6: Even that with the candles going and your hands are

556
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 6: back there because you can see to reveal yes, yea.

557
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 6: So we're just gonna have like you can do the

558
00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 6: crane shot. It's gonna have to be just a faster

559
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Speaker 6: crane like.

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Speaker 4: We can tie it tight up there. Well it's hanging

561
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 4: off them pull them them water pipes, but we can

562
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Speaker 4: tighten that all up. Yeah, okay, we can just make it.

563
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 4: We just probably just shut off the wall please.

564
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Speaker 7: Yeah, we've got cobra snake.

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Speaker 1: With the hat, picks, Cobra snake. Is they're taking coke, is.

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Speaker 7: They're taking pics. It's it's it's Indy sleeves. It's gonna be.

567
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Speaker 2: And I just don't want the Indy sleeves to distract

568
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Speaker 2: from the joke about assassination attempt.

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Speaker 7: Oh it won't.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just I just want this story.

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Speaker 6: I'm also a little worried with crane, the big hat,

572
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:26,600
Speaker 6: the pipes, the cobra snake, the candle. It's feeling a

573
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 6: little bit like a final Destination opening.

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Speaker 3: Yes, right, yeah, yeah yeah, there's a lot of moving parts.

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Speaker 1: Electricity, fire, big ass camera. Yeah, Chuck.

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Speaker 2: Lorie once said, uh, you know, every scene should be

577
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Speaker 2: about one or zero things. It was was really powerful

578
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: to me, you know, as somebody's uh in comedy, aspiring

579
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Speaker 2: to be you know one day. Obviously not like mister

580
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Speaker 2: Lorrie likes it, so don't but no, it's not I

581
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,560
Speaker 2: mean it's nice, but.

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Speaker 3: It's but it's just I'm your flower, but I'm really here.

583
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Speaker 2: But uh, but I do think that that lesson could

584
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 2: could aid us here where. I do think the episode

585
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 2: needs to be about one or possibly zero things, And

586
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 2: with the crane and the candles and all these other elements,

587
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 2: it's starting to feel like it's about so.

588
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 3: We're getting lost, yeah.

589
00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: Because we got zero things figured out.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, well that's but we're kind of doing that.

591
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Speaker 2: So I would I would like it if you're just.

592
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Speaker 3: About one thing, you know, just so we're not standing

593
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Speaker 3: on each other's feet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it ain't allowed to room in the sandbox.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, No, it's awfully crowded. You saw the list

596
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Speaker 2: of the most powerful pot it was it was a

597
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Speaker 2: tight squeeze.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You wonder if some of

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Speaker 3: them almost didn't make the cut.

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Speaker 6: So I think to avoid anything like going haywires with

601
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 6: all these elements, you're just gonna have to like cut

602
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 6: down the opening. Really really, you might actually have to

603
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 6: change the name of the show to Happy Bird or

604
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 6: even blow this Out. The show could be called blow

605
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 6: this Out, Blow this out, Yes, because like the fire,

606
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,160
Speaker 6: like the candle, is going to be going.

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Speaker 1: Are we doing one well? And we're smoking big six

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Speaker 1: Indies sleeves We're.

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Speaker 6: Doing yes, ye yes, damn any hall nothing more Indy sleep.

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Speaker 1: Candles are American spirit. Every color box, every color box and.

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Speaker 6: Now I knew want to say, you can't do that, boy,

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Speaker 6: like I know when you're thinking it's Indy sleeves er

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Speaker 6: again that you can do.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that.

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00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know what.

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Speaker 1: It's a European. Wasn't that well? Oh? I thought that

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Speaker 1: was you trying to do your Brendan Iri.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just close enough.

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Speaker 1: It's like Belgian Brandon.

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Speaker 4: It's like a I don't know what country the guys from,

622
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Speaker 4: but it's definitely Europe. It's definitely Western Europe.

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Speaker 5: Okay, So this is also and we only record on birthdays.

624
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Speaker 5: So we have one on Maine, we have one on

625
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Speaker 5: main and we have one on Patreon.

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Speaker 6: One the main birth and your happy and then your birthday.

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Speaker 1: Is late April.

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Speaker 3: Minus really want to do your Reddit cake days.

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Speaker 1: It's but we can. We can crack. It's another it's

630
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Speaker 1: another month. It's August.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we have to give each other our Yeah Reddit

632
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Speaker 5: Reddit Red Cake Day.

633
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 6: Get each other physical reddit gold.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, we got we'll we'll do four four

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Speaker 5: euro yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Got, I got time Forday, okay, we start the show.

637
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 6: The cake is back there. Do we ever figure out

638
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Speaker 6: how we're getting this cake on the on the table

639
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 6: like this? This is going to end up being we

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Speaker 6: can't we like we like.

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Speaker 1: We are really close. Yeah, it's.

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Speaker 3: Just at this point, Yes, what do we my best feet?

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Speaker 7: Okay? I mean maybe do we are we?

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Speaker 6: Is that what we do? Do we like rig brand?

645
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Speaker 7: Like? Are we are?

646
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Speaker 1: We?

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00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 3: Fully shut up?

648
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: Just give me a.

649
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 3: Right back?

650
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 6: If we have a Brandon resting, if we get a

651
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Speaker 6: big piece of plywood that we have branded resting, like

652
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 6: standing up but leaning forward, so he's leaning against the plywood, right.

653
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Speaker 1: And not to cut you up, but we got that.

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Speaker 3: That's the kind of interjection that hell is it.

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Speaker 1: Like a brand? So you have a like a brand

656
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Speaker 1: in size piece?

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Speaker 4: Well it's a little bigger, Thanks for some room, but

658
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Speaker 4: we can take a they'll cut it for free at

659
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Speaker 4: home depot.

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Speaker 1: One free foot. I can't ask for too, but you

661
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Speaker 1: could get one. Okay, but did you get your one already?

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Speaker 4: Well they don't know. I'll just come back. It's my

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Speaker 4: first time in the store.

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Speaker 3: To something of a chameleon.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so you're gonna have to act like you know,

666
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Speaker 6: I know you act, I know you act.

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Speaker 2: And as I say that, you are as the cow.

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Speaker 6: But you play in the movie you're in now you're

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Speaker 6: you're playing yourself.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm saying I'm black and tan. Okay.

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Speaker 6: So Brandon's like kind of his face is like mushed

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Speaker 6: into the plywood a little bit. He opens the show, Hey,

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Speaker 6: it's Brangemil podcast, most Etherent podcast, and then the grips

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Speaker 6: like pull on the plywood to just kind of like

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Speaker 6: like like puppeteer him just drag the plywood onto the table.

676
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 6: So now the cake that was behind his back is

677
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 6: on the table.

678
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,439
Speaker 1: He's lying down.

679
00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:57,200
Speaker 2: What a powerful place to make a statement from, you

680
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Laying Oh he's making he's making

681
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: the statements. When the joke happened, he can say I

682
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 2: was in such a vulnerable position, you know, laying prone

683
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 2: on plywood, on top of the table with a cake

684
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 2: on my back, and as you ate off my sacred essentially.

685
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: I was.

686
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:23,799
Speaker 2: I was then subjected to this insanely divisive, violent imagery,

687
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 2: which has never been part of our show. You know,

688
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 2: the ethos of your show has always been that of

689
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 2: the Ethos water bottles.

690
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 3: They used to sell it Starbucks, which is just that

691
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:36,120
Speaker 3: like the whole world you want to be right next.

692
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: That's where we want to be.

693
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 6: That people in stitches mm hmm.

694
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: And so I don't know way.

695
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:58,479
Speaker 6: I'm thanking, So you're clanking, I'm panking. Yes, now we're back.

696
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 6: I was not really do you want the Starbucks Ethos cups?

697
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,440
Speaker 1: And Sean? Part of it is.

698
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: Starbucks, not necessarily tequila and the bees. Remember when Starbucks

699
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 2: was pushing that.

700
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: They were just telling people to go to the movie.

701
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, they had like there was like displays inside Starbucks.

702
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,240
Speaker 3: They were like, you got to check out this movie.

703
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 1: Do they still tell people when they replay it on

704
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,399
Speaker 1: Bounce TV. Yeah.

705
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,919
Speaker 2: I haven't been inside of Starbucks in a little while.

706
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 2: I usually just stand out in the parking lot and

707
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 2: ask someone to go in and buy my dream.

708
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 1: Yeah.

709
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a kid outside a liquor store

710
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:38,880
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, you get me.

711
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 6: They changed the bathroom policy, so I have to stand

712
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 6: outside be like, hey, keep going there and go to

713
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 6: the bathroom.

714
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 7: The bathroom.

715
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 1: I just really got I gave you a couple of

716
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: extra bucks.

717
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 4: Man, just go there, go to the bathroom ten dollars,

718
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 4: which is real quick.

719
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: Man, I'm in a rush.

720
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 3: Come on, it's prom this weekend.

721
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: You have to go to the bathroom for me.

722
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 6: So Brandon's face down on the table on the plank. Yeah, Jamal,

723
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 6: you're surprised even though like you're you're wearing the hat.

724
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 6: Now you got to eat this cake, even though your

725
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 6: hat is gonna be like lodged in the pipes. So

726
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 6: you're gonna be like, you know, you kind of stiff.

727
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 1: You can't see it.

728
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 6: So you're gonna have to figure out like a knife

729
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 6: and fork without being able to see the cake, and

730
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 6: you're gonna have to be careful of his city that

731
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 6: you don't like basically eat a piece.

732
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 4: Of Honestly, I'm good with that. I've been working on

733
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 4: my my ball handling. I'm looking up yeah, yeah, so

734
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 4: I don't even need to see the fork.

735
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, I'm locked. I'm set. Okay, you know what

736
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,720
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm worried that you will love.

737
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,919
Speaker 3: That confidence, but I fear it as well.

738
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: I mean, it is you know, I know it's like that, it's.

739
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 3: Different that's when we stop being careful. You know.

740
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:07,759
Speaker 1: I'm worried that you will heavy brand it.

741
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:12,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I worry that you will hit Brandon with the

742
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 6: heavy while you're holding and.

743
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: If he moves when he's planking.

744
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 2: If yeah, if you go to like, yeah, if you

745
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 2: go to cross up the cake with your fork or something.

746
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: But that's all right.

747
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 2: Listen, I'll get a mouthful of quadratus lambo, just.

748
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: One nice easy fork. Yeah, yeah, I think I can

749
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,479
Speaker 1: get there. Yeah.

750
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 3: I don't give a ship what happens to.

751
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:40,760
Speaker 6: Him if we And that's why we have the statement

752
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 6: in it, man, So if Brandon is like bleeding out, like,

753
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 6: we'll have the statement queued up, you know. But well,

754
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 6: we do still have to hit our marks because if

755
00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 6: if Brandon is putting out the stake before a joke

756
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 6: or something like, that's that that that's gonna be.

757
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: That's disastrous. Yeah, people can't see the string.

758
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 1: So we take a bite a cake. What's that? What's

759
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: the cake like? You? You eat? You eat? You eat

760
00:39:09,520 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: it by Yeah?

761
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 7: What does the cake sound?

762
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, that's me eating it? But I don't know.

763
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 1: I can't do a cake, So what does the cake

764
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: even sound like? Well? The noise.

765
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:20,279
Speaker 6: It's I mean the noise you make when you like

766
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 6: eat a piece of cake, like we all have a

767
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 6: different one minus like no no no, no no no

768
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 6: no no no no.

769
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 2: That's my yeah, and I eat cake, And it's just

770
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 2: to give you an area.

771
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 3: That's I just do a little.

772
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: Here we go again, you know, just just a small,

773
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 2: just a subtle here we go.

774
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: Again, Prescott, but just like under your breath.

775
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:53,200
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, that's right, Yes, I usually just go. Can

776
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 2: I give you a suggestion? Maybe it's oh, we are

777
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 2: so bad.

778
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: Yes, it's hard to beat. I'll say that. I think

779
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: it's the leader.

780
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,240
Speaker 6: And then actually if you if you end up eating

781
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 6: a piece of Brandon's back, then that actually works.

782
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 4: Just as well, because because I'm not seeing Jim Carrey's.

783
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, you're doing the close your eyes.

784
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, my eyes are still challenged, so I'm still closed. Yes,

785
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:33,560
Speaker 4: I get a little a little back in there, and.

786
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 1: I said a little bit of back. We are so nice.

787
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 6: Now we have to get from here to a very

788
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:49,279
Speaker 6: disrespectful Joe. And I actually wonder if it's not like

789
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,719
Speaker 6: celebrating what you know, we don't want to get in

790
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 6: trouble like that guy. Then so maybe it's like I'm

791
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:00,520
Speaker 6: a totally a totally inscrutable.

792
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 3: Take on it, Uh, Brandon.

793
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 2: The way Brandon becomes offended then creates the narrative of

794
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 2: what the joke was. But the statement itself you.

795
00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 3: Have a little bit of.

796
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 6: And now now we're racing debate, right, like now we

797
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 6: can we can have like Skip and Steven a like

798
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,839
Speaker 6: fighting over what you.

799
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,479
Speaker 2: Meant and yes, incredible and and it's and and we're

800
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 2: and then we're engaging in the marketplace of ideas.

801
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 6: Yes, but it's a it's a road shot of like

802
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,680
Speaker 6: like what everyone sees in it is different.

803
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 4: This cake wow, so delicious, light, fluffy, neatly iced, mm

804
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,360
Speaker 4: hmm is so good.

805
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:51,799
Speaker 1: It is Uh. The only thing better okay, okay would.

806
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 5: Be carefu thought this is while you're making a wish

807
00:41:55,120 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 5: and we actually we actually nixed the wish, yeah, because I.

808
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: Thought, oh, you didn't see the updated script.

809
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: No, yeah, the wish idea got lost because I was

810
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 2: saying exactly what had happened as if I was coming

811
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 2: up with it, because I don't really follow these things.

812
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,600
Speaker 6: But we can get to the same place by just

813
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 6: him saying the only thing better than this would.

814
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:24,359
Speaker 4: Be if somebody tried to shoot Donald Donald J. Trump again.

815
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 7: Well okay, wait wait wait wait wait wait.

816
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 6: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait No, I was

817
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 6: gonna say that doesn't work.

818
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 1: But he did say, Jerald Day, I did say Donald D.

819
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 3: Trump, Donald Donald Donald Trump. That's the plausible deniability.

820
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: This is the this is the bigness.

821
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 3: Gerald Day Trump.

822
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 5: I think you just tripped into gold Man.

823
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 1: John did Donald trip? Or did I Land? Did I trip?

824
00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: I think he's stuck stuck it I was did I

825
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: or did I not? He had me going in the

826
00:42:57,120 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: case man, but then he said, Johnald.

827
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:01,240
Speaker 3: Jnald Day Trump.

828
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: You had all thought about with me, But these.

829
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 2: Are the results were looking for somebody, this Hollywood reporter

830
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 2: Johnald Day chump, Donald J jumps.

831
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: Jonnald Day jumps.

832
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 6: If we could get job Day jumps on the day,

833
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 6: that's what killed.

834
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: That's so there's an avenue where Brandon's justified and being

835
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 2: upset about the statements. Yeah, but we definitely can't take

836
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 2: you to task, you know, on the whole, because I

837
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 2: don't know who Jonald.

838
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't know if if it's the Chips people,

839
00:43:59,080 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 1: it's really good.

840
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 6: Let okay, Brandon, Yeah, statement just from just from like

841
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 6: reach back and and and and pull that statement out.

842
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 6: Let's go, baby, Okay, let's get it in one.

843
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:20,960
Speaker 1: Almost up, it's cranked Johnald Dave Trumps. Who that is? No,

844
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 1: you have to be.

845
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 3: You have to be the only one not taking that position.

846
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:25,919
Speaker 1: Yeah.

847
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was horrified by the car.

848
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: You know you're you're not.

849
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 6: Upset because you don't know who Johnald Date jumps is.

850
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,080
Speaker 6: I that's that is a take on it, But that's

851
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,080
Speaker 6: not a reason to like end a podcast.

852
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: I respectfully disagree.

853
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 6: Okay, you think he's so okay, he's just like, what

854
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 6: the fuck is you doing?

855
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: Wow? Could you just say his name? Say? How could

856
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: you jump on your birthday?

857
00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,399
Speaker 4: How do you go ruin your own birthday with this

858
00:44:57,520 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 4: mess that type of Yeah?

859
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 7: So Jonald ja.

860
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: J.

861
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 7: Trump?

862
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 1: You okay, John, we need to know about Johnald Day jumps.

863
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 7: Donald J.

864
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 1: Jones. Now you're getting Nald jumps.

865
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 7: I accidentally you.

866
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 5: Fun it up into it back and being correct Johnald

867
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:30,240
Speaker 5: Day jumps, John Old Day, Johnald Day jumps. I am shocked.

868
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 5: I'm shocked and appalled at what my one time best friend.

869
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:37,760
Speaker 1: I felt the immediately.

870
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:43,160
Speaker 5: Said about Johnald Day. Johnald Day jumps on.

871
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 6: Okay, this is another take. You think that Johnald day

872
00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 6: Jumps is a is a real person.

873
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: I think you are.

874
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 5: You are on behalf on behalf of Johnald Day Jumps. Yes, yeah, yes,

875
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,399
Speaker 5: so I think that's the angle week I.

876
00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 6: Disavowed the birthday. Yeah, this birthday is a ball at.

877
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 5: I don't acknowledge Ja's birthday anymore. And yeah, I want

878
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 5: on on behalf of Johnald Day Jumps.

879
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:19,479
Speaker 3: I want to uh disown and condemn uh Jim Belle

880
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 3: jam Bell jam Bell Johnson.

881
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 6: On behalf of Now, how are you going to the

882
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:29,560
Speaker 6: last name the way you said Johnson?

883
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: Are you going to write that out?

884
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,239
Speaker 6: It sounded sort of creole, Yeah, but it would be

885
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 6: spelled the same way, like if I'm reading it, How

886
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:42,040
Speaker 6: am I going to get your your take on that?

887
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 6: Just in in writing italics italics fantasy cajun man and

888
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,440
Speaker 6: then just Reade Johnson and everyone went in their head,

889
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:57,880
Speaker 6: will read that?

890
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, okay, caging and boys, yeah Instagram, no real

891
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,680
Speaker 10: playing you do.

892
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:13,120
Speaker 6: I don't know what any of you did.

893
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 7: I don't know what any of what that was.

894
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, so we're we're at the Apolloy where.

895
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 1: We're over we're done.

896
00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:27,240
Speaker 3: The show's over, shows over, Bye bye,