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Speaker 1: Say it again, lad, Yes you are adult.

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Speaker 2: Charlon Bangin is true.

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Speaker 1: Donkey Today for Tuesday October first goes to an Arizona

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Speaker 1: man named Jesse Michael Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Now Jesse is twenty eight years old.

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Speaker 1: Then he was accused on three counts of voyeurism in

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Speaker 1: three counts of disorderly conduct.

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Speaker 2: Now what is voyeurism?

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Speaker 1: For those who don't care to use Chat, GPT or Google,

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Speaker 1: Voyeurism is the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching

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Speaker 1: others when they are naked are engaged in sexual activity.

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Speaker 2: Well, old Jesse was arrested.

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Speaker 1: After allegedly crawling under several women's cars for his sexual gratification.

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Speaker 2: You heard what I said. This man, Jesse was allegedly

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Speaker 2: caught be a.

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Speaker 1: Camera surveillance at a Superstar car wash in Arizona, hiding

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Speaker 1: under women's cars so he can get a little peak.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Fox ten for the report.

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Speaker 3: Police court documents alleged twenty eight year old Jesse Johnson

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Speaker 3: of Chandler was seen brawling under three women's cars at

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Speaker 3: the Superstar car washing Gilbert, where police say he would

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Speaker 3: hide out there for several minutes, looking at and possibly

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Speaker 3: recording their feet. It's something Johnson has been arrested for

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Speaker 3: before in Nebraska in twenty sixteen and twenty seventeen. Johnson

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Speaker 3: told law enforcement at that time that he's sexually attracted

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Speaker 3: the women's feet and that he sometimes cannot control his

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Speaker 3: sexual desires. Regarding this, on August twenty ninth, employees at

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Speaker 3: that Superstar car wash at Emmitt and Riggs Rhodes, they

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Speaker 3: say Johnson got his car washed three times that day

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Speaker 3: and he would park next to women who were back

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Speaker 3: doing their SUVs. And through surveillance video and working with

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Speaker 3: Gilbert police, the employees had a partial plate and they

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Speaker 3: were able to keep a lookout when Johnson came back,

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Speaker 3: and that's how police were eventually able to track him

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Speaker 3: down and arrest him.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's me, Jesse Johnson. You're probably wondering how I

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Speaker 1: got here. By here, I mean jail. See, I've told

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Speaker 1: you all a million times. Destiny is not a matter

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Speaker 1: of chance. It's a matter of the choice. And some

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Speaker 1: people on this planet are just hornier than others. And

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Speaker 1: it's that type of hornet's that leads things like freak

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Speaker 1: offs are lead to things like Jesse Jerkin Underdjeaguar okay,

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Speaker 1: masturbating under a Mazda, making pearl jam under a prius,

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Speaker 1: all right, I just don't understand as an able penis

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Speaker 1: twenty eight year old man, why do you resort to this.

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Speaker 1: I remember the first time I masturbated. Okay, I felt terrible.

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Speaker 1: I felt terrible. I thought it was something I wasn't

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Speaker 1: supposed to be doing, and I thought it was something

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Speaker 1: that losers did because they couldn't get no poom.

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Speaker 2: Poom, And you cried stop. I didn't need to put

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Speaker 2: that part of the story. You want to make sure

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Speaker 2: you cried? Is that a public knowledge saying that people

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Speaker 2: knew that. I thought that was sex? Okay, personally like

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Speaker 2: a little.

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Speaker 1: Baby crying masturbated and then I used the tears foot Okay, well, listen,

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Speaker 1: I was just telling you my feelings at the time, Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I was also a teenager low and behold, I

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Speaker 1: was wrong. It is absolutely perfectly okay to season your

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Speaker 1: own meat loaf. But what his actual loser behavior is

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Speaker 1: what Jesse Michael Johnson was doing. Like rock Bottom wasn't

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Speaker 1: low enough for this man.

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Speaker 2: He was playing his.

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Speaker 1: Own game of limbo, and it led him to go

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Speaker 1: so low that he ended up under women's cars. I

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Speaker 1: just don't understand how in twenty twenty four one ends

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Speaker 1: up underneath a range row creating tartar sauce rainbows. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there is literally nothing you can't find online. Porn Hub

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Speaker 1: literally has a voyeurhythm category. You know how I know

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Speaker 1: because I went to look for research purposes only. So

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Speaker 1: I don't understand humans like Jesse Michael Johnson, who has

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Speaker 1: a history of sex crimes.

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Speaker 2: By the way, he told authorities in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: As you just heard that he has sexually attracted the

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Speaker 1: women's feet and could not control his sexual desires. Once again,

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Speaker 1: there is a category for that on porn hub. You

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Speaker 1: know how I know because I looked for research purposes only.

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Speaker 1: But there is a whole feet porn category on porn hub.

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Speaker 1: If he got a OnlyFans with his feet up there, Okay,

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Speaker 1: google it. That's not authorized, that's you whatever, that's you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he does, I do. You don't have to take penitentiary

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Speaker 1: chances for your kinks anymore.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: What's interesting about this story is, according to the surveillance footage,

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Speaker 1: is after he would get a peak, he would go

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Speaker 1: back and pretend to clean his tires. I know what

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Speaker 1: you're thinking. What the hell was he using to clean

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Speaker 1: his tires? And was he using the same lubricrint? What

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Speaker 1: there is muffin and clean as tires. Okay, wait, this

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Speaker 1: man has more sexual history. In June of twenty sixteen,

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Speaker 1: he was sighted four times in Nebraska for allegedly hiding

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Speaker 1: under cars and grabbing people's ankles. That's exactly what they

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Speaker 1: gonna do to you in prison, Jesse, except they're not

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Speaker 1: gonna be under your car. They're gonna pull up to

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Speaker 1: your bumple. Okay, oil up your ankles and make your

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Speaker 1: tims tap. Jesse, I don't know what to say, other

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Speaker 1: than I wish you would have got you know, ran

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Speaker 1: over while he was under those cars. And clearly something

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Speaker 1: is off with this man. But truly, it's not women's

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Speaker 1: feet he's attracted too. It's not voyeurism. I think this

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Speaker 1: man is attracted to the undercarriage of cars. I believe

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Speaker 1: this man's true calling is to be a mechanic. Okay,

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Speaker 1: looking at that undercarriage, it just does something to him.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's what the magic happens, don't it. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: You've given a whole new meaning to the term splash shield. Okay,

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Speaker 1: splash shield usually protects the engine from dirt and water,

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Speaker 1: you know, the usual stuff you'd expect under a car.

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Speaker 1: But nope, Jesse is adding skeek to that equation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's using the splash shield. Is his own privacy curtain,

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Speaker 1: all right, Jesse, the splash shield is doing his job

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Speaker 1: by keeping things clean under the hood. Maybe you should

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Speaker 1: take a hint, okay and clean up your act. Please

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Speaker 1: give Jesse Michael Johnson heavy on the Johnson the biggest

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Speaker 1: sea hull, strange world we live in, y'all.

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Speaker 2: That is correct. That all the fans that you looked

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Speaker 2: up is not mine. What you find his page? No,

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Speaker 2: I didn't find a page. I was as good you

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Speaker 2: sawv feet know. The first thing that popped up was

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Speaker 2: somebody on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: They talk about dj He said dj m V scamming

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Speaker 1: question mark only fans first date tips.

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Speaker 2: That was the first thing that popped up. Yeah, somebody

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Speaker 2: made the only fans of my feet. It's not mine,

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Speaker 2: I don't get Definitely it's not me. That is definitely

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Speaker 2: get new pictures, then it's not. Is it still active?

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Speaker 2: It wouldn't come up play a game. No, Now you

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Speaker 2: want to play a game talking about your damn feet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah about Johnson? You are. I'm going to HR right now.

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Speaker 2: I can't take this to enough, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Did y'all just hear that the only person that hurts

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Speaker 1: Jesse me to play with feet.

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Speaker 2: And I'm not playing at your feet. I'm not talking

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Speaker 2: about talking about Johnson.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to HR today.

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Speaker 2: I need another check. He didn say you're Johnson, he

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Speaker 2: said Johnson. Nope.

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Speaker 1: Well, Nick Red, y'all coming with me. Y'all in the

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Speaker 1: room too, y'all coming with me? Okay, all right, get paid.

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Speaker 2: You know what what's going on? Go get paid. Thank

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Speaker 2: you for the Donkey of Today.

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