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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little secret. Sound for your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,

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Speaker 1: whatever you want, because nobody even knows who you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. Everybody who

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Speaker 1: calls in to tell us a dirty little secret gets

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Speaker 1: a fake anonymous nickname. So on the phone right now,

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Speaker 1: we have no idea what their name is, but they're

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Speaker 1: fake dirty little secret name. I'll say a word, then

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh will say a word. The English seven will

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Speaker 1: say a word, and on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret right now? Is darf? Hokey shoe, doorf,

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Speaker 1: hokey shoe, hokey shoe? All right, the anchor, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: We'll just call you dwarf for this. How you doing, Darf?

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Speaker 1: I'm being okay, okay, sound sound like a dwarf. I've

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Speaker 1: met a lot of dwarfs and you don't sound like

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Speaker 1: a dwarf. Um, what's your dirty little secret? I'm a

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Speaker 1: little bit nervous. Um. Well, uh, okay, my dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret is I I've never liked my mother in law. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of people she she but she

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Speaker 1: was an awful, awful, terrible person. Yeah, well, um, and

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Speaker 1: I think my husband even feels the same way. But

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Speaker 1: but we we have her m ashes on the mantel

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Speaker 1: oh our house, and I don't know, I just haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to forgive her for a lot of stuff.

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Speaker 1: So I took I mean not all of them, but

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Speaker 1: I took a little bit of her ashes and you know,

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Speaker 1: angrily flushed them down the toilet. Oh wow, what questions? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: a lot of questions because you know that you did that. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, are you not like do you not

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Speaker 1: believe in karma? Like? How did you? Okay? I have

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Speaker 1: just a pinch? Like are you grabbing salt? I mean

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Speaker 1: did you use did you gloves or like did you

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Speaker 1: you know, like a yeah, like a spoon. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: a little bit I was. I was feeling really angry

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Speaker 1: at the time. I just grabbed a little bit and

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Speaker 1: I was kind of like, ask you, and then I

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Speaker 1: just flust in the toilet and I felt amazing after

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Speaker 1: who I think it's okay? Especially you know, it's just

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Speaker 1: because she passed away doesn't mean she, you know, it

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Speaker 1: was a great person, right, I mean, yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: never open that thing up. No, I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: if she was a terrible person. Okay, well you were

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Speaker 1: thinking about it so much where you looked at her

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Speaker 1: ashes and you're like, you know what, No, I gotta,

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Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta have the last word here or

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Speaker 1: some of her ashes down the toilet. I mean it

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Speaker 1: was just a little bit. But yeah, are you going

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Speaker 1: to take that one to the grave? Yes? Yeah, a

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Speaker 1: rim shop for that. You should take that secret to

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Speaker 1: the grave or to the toilet. Oh my, And then

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Speaker 1: now you have to have a jokematory. Oh wait was cremated.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry the jokes ruined. Yeah. Right, By the way,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd care if whatever anybody did

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Speaker 1: with my ashes or my body if I was buried,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't. I don't know. I don't think so. I

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Speaker 1: think it would be funny if somebody flushed me down

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Speaker 1: the toilet. I do. I think I would, Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't be alive. I want your ashes

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Speaker 1: to be not really where I want them, but I

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Speaker 1: would be like, Wow, they hated me. That's hilarious that

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Speaker 1: they hated me. That much. It really, would you guys

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Speaker 1: care if somebody flushed your ashes down the toilet? I

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Speaker 1: mean the ultimate? No, because I'm dead, I wouldn't care. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: or just do like a there was somebody was a

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Speaker 1: snoop dog that smoked somebody's ashes. Oh that would be done. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think it was that awesome smoking somebody's ashes. You

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Speaker 1: tell me how that tastes. It might not have been him,

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Speaker 1: but let me check. Okay, so I guess it wasn't

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Speaker 1: snoop Dog. Oh but news Okay, two box homies, the outlaws.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you know who they are anyway, wrap,

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Speaker 1: But anyway, I guess they smoked his ashes after he passed.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's like a nice group of friends. That is bizarre.

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Speaker 1: You guys, would would you? You wouldn't smoke my ashes

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Speaker 1: if I passed. No, I'd smoke your ashes. That's a

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Speaker 1: nice thing to say the first time text in four

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Speaker 1: one or six one? Would you smoke someone's ashes after

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Speaker 1: they passed? Or would you be offended if somebody smoked

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Speaker 1: your what's your dirty little secret?