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Speaker 1: Hey, we got a brand new full hour for you.

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Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey and you found the podcast. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for being here, and we're gonna really

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Speaker 1: throw you for a loop because today is Battle of

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Speaker 1: the Tender Dates.

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Speaker 2: Yep, Wednesday, I'm not this week. Listen, it's brand new

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Speaker 2: opera Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: New phone taps. We got lots of fun coming up

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Speaker 1: and comments Alexis.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Toxic Pool Tato said, is it possible for this

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Speaker 3: year to get Alexis to do.

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Speaker 2: More phone taps?

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna cheers to that, but I'm gonna say,

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Speaker 3: maybe there is one coming up.

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Speaker 1: She did record one, and she walked out at the

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Speaker 1: studio and said, that was it for the year.

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Speaker 2: I'm done. Ye one annual phone tap from me. That's it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So kepliciting because it's coming up this week or next.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure when we're gonna air it. It may

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Speaker 2: need some extra editing, probably a lot a lot of

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Speaker 2: extra editing. All right, Hey, it's your brand new full

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Speaker 2: hour starting right now.

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Speaker 4: We're only a few weeks away from football's biggest weekend,

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Speaker 4: Super Bowl.

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Speaker 5: You mean the bad Buddy concor is gonna be awesome.

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Speaker 6: A lot of unknown questions right now about it.

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Speaker 4: Which teams are gonna play, what commercials are actually gonna

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Speaker 4: be funny?

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Speaker 6: But maybe the most important.

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Speaker 4: Question, like Brooks said, what foods are you going to

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Speaker 4: unceremoniously funnel down your facehole? And Brooks already thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, the buffalo chicken dip is incredible.

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Speaker 4: You've well, when you think of stereotypical Super Bowl foods,

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Speaker 4: Ramen doesn't usually make the list.

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Speaker 1: But it's not a shareable dish, like, hey, you want

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Speaker 1: to slurp out of a bowl with me?

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't say no, tobout brook You just.

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Speaker 4: Have to ask. Well, yeah, like Cup of Noodles plans

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Speaker 4: to change that this year because they're releasing three limited

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Speaker 4: edition Ramen flavors, all inspired by game day chicken wings.

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Speaker 4: Came on, they get it, football fans love wings, So

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Speaker 4: maybe if they just put that flavor into your noodles.

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Speaker 4: And I do have the flavors here, spicy buffalo with ranch, lemon,

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Speaker 4: pepper and garlic parmesanic.

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Speaker 2: This is okay, though, Lemon hear me out.

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Speaker 1: What if you hack one of these and just put

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Speaker 1: the wings in the Cup of noodles.

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Speaker 7: I eat it.

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Speaker 4: I mean yeah, because wings aren't messy enough to eat

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Speaker 4: on their own.

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Speaker 2: Nobody cares about mess on Super Bowl.

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Speaker 5: Also true.

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Speaker 4: The question is will Americans actually go for it? Like

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Speaker 2: Dude, it'd be the easiest hosting food ever there.

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Speaker 5: Everyone's got four minutes. I just put the water.

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Speaker 4: That's what they're hoping for. Each wing flavored cup of

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Speaker 4: That's good exclusively at where else Walmart. If it's a

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Speaker 4: questionable item to put inside of your body, Walmart is

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Speaker 8: It to you.

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Speaker 1: Is anyone concerned the spicy buffalo ranch is like a

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Speaker 4: I'm very concerned.

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Speaker 6: Excited personally.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait till they roll out Easter peep cup

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Speaker 6: To celebrate that holiday.

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Speaker 4: And now we got to wait for that and move

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Speaker 4: on to the shot collar question of the day with

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Speaker 4: a man who's not really much of a football fan,

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Speaker 4: our own digital producer Jake I'm sorry to bore you

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Speaker 4: with all that sports talk just a second ago.

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Speaker 6: Let's get into the good stuff out.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we don't mention that, Brook, but we do mention

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Speaker 5: that on this day. In two thousand and eight, television

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Speaker 5: introduced us to a show called Breaking Bad. It was

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Speaker 5: a feel good story about a mild mannered high school

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so feel good.

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Speaker 5: When Walter White wasn't murdering his rivals to corner the

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Speaker 5: He showed us first hand it's not so easy working

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Speaker 5: in education. But of course, Walter's not the only inspiring

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Speaker 5: today you'll be quizzed on some others during a special

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Speaker 5: Hall Pass Heroes edition of plenty of twenty. You'll give

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Speaker 5: me a number one through twenty, I'll describe a famous

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Speaker 5: educator from a popular TV show or film. You just

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Speaker 5: have to name them to stay in the game. Oh man,

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Speaker 5: We'll begin with the woman who recently complained that our

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Speaker 5: high school track students don't drink and party enough.

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Speaker 2: Seven.

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Speaker 5: In two thousand and three, Alexis a substitute teacher named

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Speaker 5: Dewey Finn secretly turned his classroom into a rock band.

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Speaker 2: Am I thinking of School of Rock?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 6: School Rock? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Filling in for Ned Schneeblely? You know the guy who

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Speaker 5: played Ned Sneebley started White Lotus.

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Speaker 2: Mike White to me, it does okay?

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Speaker 5: Speaking of Schneebley's brook, it's your turn.

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Speaker 2: Seven is off the board, give me fourteen.

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Speaker 5: In twenty eleven, a very unmotivated middle school teacher named

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Speaker 5: Elizabeth Halsey played by Cameron Diaz. She just wanted the

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Speaker 5: money and the naps. What movie am I thinking of?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can picture it. Don Netflix, like

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Speaker 2: the top, It's like, that's I forgot about that movie.

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Speaker 2: Is it called Bad Teacher? I feel like it's called

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Speaker 2: Bad Teacher?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to answer Bad Teacher?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's correct.

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Speaker 5: You're pretty straightforward.

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Speaker 6: She's a bad teacher because she likes justin Timberlake. That's

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Speaker 6: why she's bad at.

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen enough Cameron Diaz in my life recently.

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Speaker 5: Jose were over you. Seven and fourteen have been chosen.

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Speaker 4: Let's go number two.

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Speaker 5: How about this Jose. In twenty sixteen, a middle school

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Speaker 5: science teacher named mister Clark helped kids deal with supernatural

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Speaker 5: problems after school. What TV show am I talking about?

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Speaker 6: Darn it, Miss, I don't know this.

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Speaker 10: Mister twenty sixteen helped Smallville was a show that I

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Speaker 10: in Smallville.

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna.

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Speaker 5: Say small Mill. Lock it in ding ding Ding. Move

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Speaker 5: on to Jenny, Come on Ville, I have to override

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Speaker 5: your ding ding Ding and say Scott Clark was the

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Speaker 5: middle school science teacher from Strangers. Actually watch that show, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about famous educators from TV and movies in

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Speaker 5: honor of Breaking Bad, and we're over to you now.

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Speaker 4: I'll take sixteen sixteen said through teeth.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: This is a two thousand and nine show, and Cameron

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Speaker 5: Tucker takes on the job of pe teacher, substitute history teacher,

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Speaker 5: way more of drama happening at home than at school.

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Speaker 5: What TV show am I talking about?

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Speaker 6: Huh?

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Speaker 2: This guy sounds stressed out.

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Speaker 6: Okay, he's a lot.

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Speaker 5: I'm rewatching the show right now, and he's a lot.

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Speaker 5: He's a handful.

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Speaker 7: Okay, interesting a TV show.

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Speaker 2: That Jake's watched twice.

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Speaker 4: Clearly this is a very badly funded school where they

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Speaker 4: can only afford to have one person do all the

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Speaker 6: He's probably the.

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Speaker 1: Janitor to school.

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Speaker 5: Aired for eleven seasons.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I knowed more.

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Speaker 4: The main teacher that's featured in this show, his name

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Speaker 4: is mister Shuster, and maybe Cameron Tucker does all the

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Speaker 4: other jobs on the show Glee.

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Speaker 5: There's only two teachers on Glee.

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Speaker 2: Watching Glee, Jake is very fantastic.

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Speaker 6: He loves a good song in high school.

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Speaker 5: Don't talking about Glee like that. Jeffery's talking about Glee.

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Speaker 5: It's not the one I'm looking for. Cameron Tucker is

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Speaker 5: one of the characters on Modern Family Watch. That means

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Speaker 4: All right, the girls get to the girls get to

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Speaker 4: choose who gets shocked while singing ABC by the Jackson five,

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Speaker 4: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 2: How about a dual shock? We're in school boys?

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Speaker 5: Worst ABC it's as easy as one.

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Speaker 9: ABC.

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Speaker 2: I had to do it before Jose had to count again.

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Speaker 5: Numbers and letters were capitalized.

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Speaker 6: Thank you for all the teachers out there helping you

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Speaker 6: stay educated. It's your shot collar question of.

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Speaker 7: The day, Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: One of our listeners wants to share what may be

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Speaker 4: the worst Airbnb experience of all time. Worse than cockroaches

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Speaker 4: in your kitchen cupboard.

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Speaker 2: God, I feel like that's nothing compared to some of

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Speaker 4: Worse than finding out your shower has a two way

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Speaker 2: That's scarye just like five stars.

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Speaker 4: Even worse than a house with a slow Wi Fi connection.

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Speaker 4: And the worst part is she didn't even notice what

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Speaker 4: was horribly wrong until she woke up the next morning

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Speaker 4: after spending the night there. You're gonna hear her rental

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Speaker 4: house horror story in a brand new mass speaker coming

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Speaker 4: up right now. You don't hear me confession I can't

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Speaker 4: take back earl arms mouse speaker text to seven eight,

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Speaker 4: five nine two says I eat those pre made gas

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Speaker 4: station pizzas every week.

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Speaker 6: They taste absolutely awful.

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Speaker 2: Why do you do it? Every week?

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Speaker 4: Barely passable as food, but a full pizza only costs seven.

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Speaker 6: To ninety do it? And I just can't pass up

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Speaker 2: I'm with you.

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Speaker 4: I've always wondered who eats those pizzas because they look

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Speaker 4: like they've been sitting there for nine days untouched.

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Speaker 2: It's crazy, though, I don't know. My mom just came

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Speaker 2: and she was like, have you tried the seven to

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Speaker 8: Really?

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Speaker 4: Yes, you know what? You can learn so much by

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Speaker 4: listening to the mass speaker. Who eats the pizzas there?

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Speaker 4: Who does all sorts of stuff When people share their

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Speaker 4: confessions anonymously, like with today's collar, who's chosen to use

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Speaker 4: Arianna as her fake identity? So Ariana, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Oh big Grande fans, we're all picturing our ground.

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Speaker 2: No, all right, no, that was actually our confession.

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Speaker 5: She's like, who's Ariana Grande.

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Speaker 6: I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 4: That's okay, you don't have to be. We're a fan

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Speaker 4: of secrets here. So the voice changer is on. You're

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Speaker 4: the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 8: I just wanted to make sure it was on because

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Speaker 8: I'm embarrassed.

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Speaker 6: But good, okay, weird.

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Speaker 8: Because also it's midnight and it's pouring rain and we've

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're being very loving to each other and

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Speaker 8: I definitely didn't get in three fights. Yeah, but all

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Speaker 8: And like you said, there is nowhere for us to

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Speaker 8: Right, So we finally find an open space. It's like

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Speaker 2: I'm glad your boyfriend dropped you at the door.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to leave your girlfriend at one o'clock

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Speaker 5: That some steps in.

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Speaker 6: So you're walking five blocks with your luggage. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: So we finally get inside, We're exhausted, and we just

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Speaker 8: what how did this place get like positive reviews? And

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Speaker 8: So I'm like, oh, we just got like catfish, We've

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Speaker 1: One time I showed up to what I thought had

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I was like nasty just describing her own house.

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Speaker 6: Got it.

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Speaker 6: What what do you mean?

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Speaker 8: Oh, we're at the correct address, but we didn't realize

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all over the country they have this.

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Speaker 8: It's like one house, but it's divided into like one

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we completely went into the wrong door.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, how did you get in locked?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I'm kind of like, if you leave your house so

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Speaker 2: locked in San fran like you're in that maybe they

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Speaker 8: I mean, we were just so exhausted and it was dark,

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Speaker 8: and move to our actual airbnb, which is one door over,

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Speaker 8: which turned out to be very nice.

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Speaker 5: Oh well good.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe that someone didn't come home and crawl

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, nobody was there.

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Speaker 8: I mean, no one was there. I still think I'm like,

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Speaker 8: whose house did I accidentally shower in? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: It's really gross. I'm sorry, But.

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Speaker 11: The rest of the truck was great after that.

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Speaker 8: Good.

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Speaker 1: I'm guessing you didn't leave that little note in the

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Speaker 8: No? Yeah, we haven't told anyone because I'm just so

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Speaker 4: No, but that's a great story from when you tell

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Speaker 4: your family about your trip to San Francisco, Like we

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Speaker 2: With the community and got to know.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, right, you did it right?

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Speaker 4: Good job?

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Speaker 8: Are you on?

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Speaker 6: Text in to seven, eight, five, nine to two.

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Speaker 4: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 4: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make

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Speaker 4: you our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Phone taps coming up right after this. It's brook and

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Speaker 6: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: And today we call a woman who recently took her

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Speaker 4: cats to the groomer. Now she's getting a call from

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Speaker 6: And what could this be about?

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Speaker 4: I mean, I guess we could invent a weird problem

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Speaker 4: with her cats or create a billing issue. But no,

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Speaker 4: Instead we're giving here some good news where we did

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Speaker 4: a special raffle and you'll never guess who won.

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Speaker 6: It's your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 7: Brooks phone taps on the twenties.

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Speaker 6: Hello, Greetings, is this Bailey cre Yes?

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Speaker 1: Hello?

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Speaker 6: Is this hi Bailey? This is Terry from pet groomers.

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Speaker 6: Are you hi?

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Speaker 8: Good?

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Speaker 6: You sound good? Uh?

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Speaker 12: I don't have an appointment for my cats.

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Speaker 4: I know, silly, but it's kind of why I'm calling

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Speaker 4: about your cats. Scalabrini and Luna just dolls, the both

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 12: Well, thank you, yeah, yeah, do a great job.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 6: Oh you don't have to tell me, I know. AnyWho.

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Speaker 4: The reason for my call is I actually have some

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Speaker 4: fantastic news for you.

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Speaker 8: Okay.

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Speaker 4: You see, every year we do a little giveaway for

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Speaker 4: our customers, and surprise, your cats were selected.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, isn't that fantastic? Yeah?

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Speaker 13: What what do we get?

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Speaker 4: Go ahead?

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Speaker 6: Guess?

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Speaker 11: Probably a free groom or something.

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Speaker 6: No, no, guess again, ibe like bows or dress up.

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Speaker 4: You are a terrible guesser. It's tickling me. I'll just

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Speaker 4: tell you. It's an all expense.

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Speaker 6: Paid trip to Italy.

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Speaker 14: Excuse me?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that exciting? Out of four thousand people? It's pretty

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Speaker 4: spectacular that you were selected.

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Speaker 12: Wait are you saying like I win a free trip

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Speaker 12: to Italy? Like you're paying for me to go to Italy?

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Speaker 6: Well almost not you. Just your cats? They wont wait,

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Speaker 6: just my cats go to How.

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Speaker 14: Does that work?

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Speaker 6: That's right? They can't go to Italy? They sure can.

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Speaker 6: They won the trip, okay, but like who brings them there?

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Speaker 6: I'm confused? What do you mean? Like they're cats? Right?

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Speaker 5: They don't.

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Speaker 13: They don't even have passports.

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Speaker 6: Do you cats need passports?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so.

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Speaker 14: I mean, I I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I've never traveled abroad with my cat exactly exactly.

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Speaker 4: But now your cats will travel abroad thanks to us.

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Speaker 6: You're well done.

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Speaker 14: How they I don't know.

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Speaker 13: How do they get there?

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Speaker 6: By plane? Of course? What do you think we'd boat them?

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Speaker 6: We're not monsters?

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Speaker 5: Well no, obviously you go by plane to Italy, but.

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Speaker 12: Like obviously, like how would I even get them back here?

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Speaker 6: It's a round trip.

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Speaker 4: So they'll fly out and then they'll fly back to

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Speaker 4: meet you. Have you never flown on a plane before?

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Speaker 12: No, of course I've flown on a plane before, but

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Speaker 13: Like they can't carry a suitcase.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I will personally take your cats with

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Speaker 4: me on the plane and we will have an Italian

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Speaker 4: adventure together. You can't take my cat?

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Speaker 12: What's your name?

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Speaker 6: They're my cat?

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Speaker 14: Now?

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Speaker 6: My cat they're mine. They are not your cats.

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Speaker 5: Whoever?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 8: I forget your name.

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Speaker 6: But like it's Terry.

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Speaker 12: Call your cos later and tell them how horribly you've

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Speaker 12: been mistreating me and my.

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Speaker 6: Cats and mistreating your cats. I'm taking them on an

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Speaker 6: all expenses paid trip to Italy. How is that mistreatment?

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it is.

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Speaker 4: I wish someone would mistreat me out.

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Speaker 14: I don't know you at all.

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Speaker 4: Oh, put the handcuffs on me, Terry.

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Speaker 6: You're a terrible person.

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Speaker 13: What what are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about this is a prank phone call that

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Speaker 4: we're doing, and you aren't clueing in.

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Speaker 8: Hello, what what did you say?

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Speaker 4: It's a prank. You're on the radio right now. I

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Speaker 4: don't really work at the pet groomers. My name is

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Speaker 4: Jeff from brook and Jeffrey in the morning, your friend

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Speaker 4: Talia set you up for a phone tap. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: she thought it'd be funny if they had like a

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Speaker 4: big giveaway where your cats want a trip and you didn't.

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Speaker 8: That's not funny.

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Speaker 4: Are you sure? Because I hear you laughing a little bit.

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Speaker 12: I was like, there's no way that somebody is I

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Speaker 12: just like hang up and call somebody to be like,

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Speaker 12: we need to look in on this rumor and what

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Speaker 12: they're doing, and they're gonna steal my cat.

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Speaker 6: I just say, let them live their best Italian lives.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, come on.

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Speaker 6: Scalabrinian Luna. We're getting pasta over in Venice.

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Speaker 5: Supersa brook in. Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties brooking

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Speaker 5: Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna read a headline for you.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: Suburban mother of two refuses to pay gen Z babysitter

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Speaker 4: after she watched her kids.

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Speaker 10: Wow, that's going to trigger people.

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Speaker 6: It's not a laser story.

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Speaker 4: It's an actual situation one of our listeners is dealing with.

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Speaker 4: And it's not a ton of money. But the reason

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Speaker 4: why this woman won't pay her is so ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: She asked for our help.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I want to hear it now.

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Speaker 4: She's going to have to call and confront this lady. Oh,

471
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Speaker 4: you know this is going to be uncomfortable. It's the

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Speaker 4: case of the bitter babysitter and the penny pinching parent.

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Speaker 6: In your headline.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we should write for the News brand new awkward

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Speaker 4: Tuesday phone call next.

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Speaker 6: It's awkward.

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Speaker 7: It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 8: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: If you listen to our show regularly, you know that

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Speaker 4: our own Brook Fox is a proud value shopper.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, very proud aka Cheatskate, Jeff, you.

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Speaker 2: Got that insulted me? You thought wrong?

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Speaker 4: No, I know she will take every opportunity to pay

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Speaker 4: less money than she probably should with Cubon's rewards cars.

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Speaker 1: Yes, whatever app and loyalty program I need to sign

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Speaker 1: up for.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing it. What email count?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh got it? I have three just dedicated to that.

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Speaker 4: Brook will even tip the weight staff and then once

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Speaker 4: they turn around, secretly exchange that twenty dollars no with

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Speaker 4: a one dollar bill and sneak out the back door.

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Speaker 4: She rans out of her counterfeits.

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Speaker 2: Ye saw that.

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Speaker 4: Everybody saw it. Brook, And I know Brooke will agree

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Speaker 4: with me on this. Okay, but the price of child's care,

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Speaker 4: not just daycare, but babysitting is.

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Speaker 6: Higher now than ever before.

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Speaker 5: Even I've heard about this.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you that's why you need to find

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Speaker 1: someone between the age of thirteen and fifteen to.

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Speaker 2: Watch your kids.

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Speaker 1: Oh sure they may not be super responsible, but they're

504
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Speaker 1: not that into boys yet, so.

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Speaker 4: It helps and they don't know how to sue you

506
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Speaker 4: when you undertake them. That's kind of nice. The thing is, Brook,

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Speaker 4: we do have a babysitter on the phone right now

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Speaker 4: needs our help. Missy. Welcome to the show. First of all,

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Speaker 4: how long have you been babysitting for? Like, are you

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Speaker 4: a professional nanny or is this more of a side

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Speaker 4: gig thing?

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Speaker 13: I am actually a nursing student.

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Speaker 4: Isn't your professional job? You're just doing it on the

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Speaker 4: side to pay for your bills and books and stuff.

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Speaker 13: That's correct.

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you with the same family as it always

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Speaker 1: just the one family?

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Speaker 13: So I based it for like four to five families

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Speaker 13: here and there. Okay, and there's one like I don't

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Speaker 13: know if I should even say their name, the Fox House.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Like, if you're going to find a good babysitter,

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Speaker 1: it's worth the money.

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Speaker 2: But is that the problem? The money?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it is sort of the money.

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Speaker 6: So yeah, what's going on?

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Speaker 13: So this family that I watch, I watched they're seven

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Speaker 13: and their five year old. They're really great kids. The

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Speaker 13: dad's super nice that the mom is really hit her

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Speaker 13: miss he's just a very strange woman. Yes, so this

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Speaker 13: time the parents go out, everything's fine. They're out for

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Speaker 13: like four hours, and usually the mom benmos me after.

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Speaker 13: But I've waited a few days and I got nothing.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you hit her up?

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Speaker 1: Because like sometimes what happens, especially with Venmo, is like

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the kid needs you and then

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Speaker 1: you get sidetracked and then you just transferred.

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Speaker 2: You just space it.

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Speaker 13: Right, So I did text her. I usually Venmo request her,

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Speaker 13: but I followed up and I said, Hey, if you

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Speaker 13: don't mind, can you please vend mall me the eighty

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Speaker 13: dollars when you can cool?

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Speaker 6: Okay, normal?

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Speaker 13: So she text me back and she goes every I'm

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Speaker 13: literally gonna read it to you, so it says, Missy,

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Speaker 13: every time you're here, I noticed you enjoy our food.

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Speaker 13: So if we're counting the ice cream you ate and

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Speaker 13: the Deli sandwich you made with the chips, we're pretty even.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that so wild.

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Speaker 13: Also is like I'm pretty sure when I first started,

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Speaker 13: both her and the dad were like, whenever the kids eat, like,

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Speaker 13: you're welcome to make for yourself.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Well, hold on, how much of the ice

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Speaker 4: cream did you go through the entire pint of ven

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Speaker 4: and Jerry's and.

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Speaker 6: That you made that's the day.

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Speaker 13: Even if I did, it's not eighty dollars worth of

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Speaker 13: ice cream you' And.

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Speaker 2: That's so like, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: When you invite someone into your house, you give them

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Speaker 1: your food, and it's just what it.

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Speaker 4: Is, even if you're not working for.

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Speaker 2: You yours used to text you that you babysit a.

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Speaker 3: She asked me to eat before I come over because

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Speaker 3: I always after practice and eat all their food, and

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Speaker 3: she's like, you just eat before you come over.

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Speaker 5: Food.

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Speaker 2: She shaved you for how much? Yeah? But she told

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Speaker 2: me she didn't deduct out of my pay so.

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Speaker 4: But is left with two grocery bags filled with items,

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Speaker 4: so she did.

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Speaker 5: Chop the whole food.

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Speaker 2: She had that good stuff.

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Speaker 4: I see.

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Speaker 6: All right, that's how did you respond to that text?

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Speaker 6: That's a pretty aggressive text.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, So furthermore, she offers me twenty dollars.

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Speaker 1: What she's like, you ate sixty dollars worth of ice cream?

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Speaker 1: She must be tallying like all the other times things.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're thinking?

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Speaker 13: I've maybe, But even if that's true, that's kind of

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Speaker 13: crazy to be keeping tabs on me like that and

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Speaker 13: counting every item of food in your refrigerator like you

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Speaker 13: can afford to have a babysitter, like you can afford

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Speaker 13: to give me a sandwich.

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Speaker 15: How I feel it's like a restaurant, Like if you

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Speaker 15: can't timp and don't go out.

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Speaker 1: And if you're going to invite someone to come over

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Speaker 1: to your house, especially at a meal time.

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Speaker 2: To take care of your children, you feed them.

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Speaker 4: You clearly feel slighted by this mother who's refusing to

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Speaker 4: pay you the full amount that you're owed.

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Speaker 6: What what do you what are.

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Speaker 4: You looking to get out of doing this phone call

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Speaker 4: with us?

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Speaker 13: I'm confused as to what to do, basically because furthermore,

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Speaker 13: she blocks me so that I can't ask her a

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Speaker 13: third time for it. Oh yeah, and so I don't

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Speaker 13: know if I'm out of a job.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're for sure out of a job.

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Speaker 6: You don't want a job anymore anyway.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, agreed, But I'm old eighty dollars.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you need your money?

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Speaker 4: So you want our advice on how to call this

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Speaker 4: mom and get the full eighty dollars that's you're owed, right, I.

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Speaker 13: Just want what's os me. I don't care what happens

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Speaker 13: after that. I just I need my money.

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Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, that's to be hard. I mean, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: Alexis will give grade advice. She is so good demanding money.

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Speaker 3: I want to paid ten dollars an hour for two

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Speaker 3: kids for four years.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I should hire Alexis as my next baby.

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Speaker 4: That's the answer, And half of your pantry is going

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Speaker 4: to be rated afterwards.

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Speaker 2: Ten bucks an hour. That's so yeah.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So we're going to think of our best advice

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Speaker 4: for what to give you and what you should say

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Speaker 4: to this mother before you make your awkward Tuesday phone

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Speaker 4: call and you get sweet sweet financial justice.

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Speaker 1: As sweet as that ice cream forward.

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Speaker 6: We'll have our advice for you when we do your

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Speaker 6: awkward Tuesday right after this.

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Speaker 4: Hold on, it's awkward, It's Tuesday.

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Speaker 8: It's awkward Tuesday phone call.

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Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, we've got quite the show

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Speaker 4: down on our hands. You've heard of rumble in the jungle. Well,

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Speaker 4: this is the tussle in the toy room babysitter versus

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Speaker 4: the mom who refuses to pay her the rate that

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Speaker 4: they had agreed upon because after four hours of child's care,

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Speaker 4: our listener, Missy was owed eighty dollars for her babysitting work,

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Speaker 4: and the mom texted her back saying, well, you ate

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Speaker 4: a bunch of our ice cream and made yourself a

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Speaker 4: sandwich while you were there, so we're probably equal. And

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Speaker 4: it is important to note that the mom blocked her

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Speaker 4: on text and on venmo after that never paid her.

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Speaker 4: That's why we're here to help Missy get her hard

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Speaker 4: earned money before she never has to work for this

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Speaker 4: lady ever again.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and all.

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Speaker 4: We need to do is give her a little bit

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Speaker 4: of advice for how to accomplish that.

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Speaker 6: So, Brooke, what are your thoughts. What do you think

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Speaker 6: Missy should do here?

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Speaker 1: Well, first, I think you should start reasonable and nice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you say, listen, this is a pain. Let's just make

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Speaker 1: it all go away for the eighty bucks.

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Speaker 9: Okay.

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Speaker 1: If she doesn't agree with you, Missy, you let her

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Speaker 1: know that word is going to get around to all

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Speaker 1: the other babysitters in the area, and if she ever

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Speaker 1: wants to hire a babysitter again, she'd better pay up.

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Speaker 13: So play the blackmail car.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, a mother's greatest fear is not being able to

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Speaker 1: get away from her children.

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Speaker 4: Missy, do you feel like you're strong enough to blackmail

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Speaker 4: a mother of two?

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Speaker 13: Honestly, I'm pretty confident myself yes, I think I think.

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Speaker 2: The other sitters.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: It's not very often we tell people to blackmail mothers, but.

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Speaker 2: Listen, sometimes justice is dirty.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's one piece of advice for you, Jose.

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Speaker 4: What do you think.

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Speaker 15: Well, this lady has already been mean to you and

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Speaker 15: blocked you, and if she ends up hanging up, just

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Speaker 15: call the school where her kids go, liquidate their lunch

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Speaker 15: funds and then go pick up the money from the

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Speaker 15: front desk after school.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yes, Jose, you can tell you how that works.

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Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, yeah, I'm Amanda's dad. Would like to cash

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Speaker 10: out all her money.

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Speaker 6: I'll be there in ten minutes.

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Speaker 4: Well, yes, but the babysitter, I don't know if they

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Speaker 4: would be able to get the school to agree to that.

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Speaker 1: A pair could agree to that box into my kids

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Speaker 1: lunch funds, and I don't think I'm ever going to

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Speaker 1: see it again.

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Speaker 4: Don't feed my children for a month.

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Speaker 6: What do you think about that, Missy?

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Speaker 13: So at their school, actually they have like a designated

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Speaker 13: pickoff and it's me. Yeah, so I may be on

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Speaker 13: some sort of list.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to involve the kids.

683
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 4: So far, the advice we've given is to blackmail mothers

684
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 4: and not feed children.

685
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 2: Sleep with her husband?

686
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 8: Is that what?

687
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 2: Just an option.

688
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 6: Always on the table? All right. I don't know if

689
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 6: we've helped at all. We may have actually hurt you, Missy.

690
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 13: I think there's some stuff I could use in there, definitely.

691
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: Okay, we're going to be on the phone in the background.

692
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm ready to jump in and tell this mother what's up?

693
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 8: All right?

694
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:55,120
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a mama mom. Actually, here we go.

695
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 4: Hopefully all goes smoothly. She just agrees to pay the money.

696
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 4: A big misunderstand. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for me.

697
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 4: Here we go.

698
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 6: I'm down on it right now.

699
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:08,480
Speaker 14: Hello.

700
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Speaker 13: Hello, Hi, Alice. Hello, who is this?

701
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 14: Hi?

702
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 13: It's Missy.

703
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 14: How are you missing? How are you calling me? Why

704
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 14: are you calling me? I blocked you?

705
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 13: Yes, I'm aware you blocked me. That's why I'm calling you.

706
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 13: Because you owe me money.

707
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 14: I don't owe you any money, sweetheart, we know you.

708
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 13: Oh please don't call me, sweetheart. You owe me eighty

709
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 13: dollars for babysitting your children. That was the agreed upon rate,

710
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 13: and I would just like it so we can end

711
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 13: this whole thing.

712
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 14: Yes, sure, no problem. As soon as you pay me

713
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 14: back for all the ice creaming ways. You know, I

714
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,600
Speaker 14: have a camera in the house, and I think that's

715
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 14: the food you put on your sandwich. I saw how

716
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 14: you took my son, say up the sandwich, and you

717
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 14: ate it instead of saving it for him with you.

718
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 5: You know.

719
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,120
Speaker 14: And the last time your baby stop for me, it

720
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,480
Speaker 14: was for four hours, but the kids were next door

721
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:08,800
Speaker 14: for two and a half of those hours. You just

722
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 14: had to be sitting in the house. Meanwhile, you wait

723
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 14: everything I put out for their smoothies when I came back,

724
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,920
Speaker 14: and what did you do? Nothing? You didn't do anything.

725
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 14: I know eighty dollars. Give me a break.

726
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 13: If you could just stop yelling at me for a second,

727
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,840
Speaker 13: I can straighten that out for you. The kids actually

728
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 13: ate next door, which is why they didn't need to

729
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:31,520
Speaker 13: have those smoothies at that point in time. Also, your

730
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 13: son didn't want to finish his sandwich, so I finished it.

731
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 13: Because I hadn't had lunch that day. I didn't think

732
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Speaker 13: it was that big of a deal. Also, you and

733
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 13: your husband were very clear from the beginning that whatever

734
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 13: the kids ate and whatever I had prepared for them,

735
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 13: I was welcome to some too. I am not a glutton.

736
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 13: I am not eating you out of hot and home,

737
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 13: and I sure myself I'm not robbing you. So I

738
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 13: don't know what the problem is or.

739
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 14: What my female products aka tampons they're.

740
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Speaker 13: A excuse me.

741
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,400
Speaker 14: Okay, I know what everything messed in my house, and

742
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 14: I know what's missing when it's missing.

743
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 13: Okay, missy, Okay, First of all, it's very strange that

744
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 13: you count your tampon's. But second of all, next time

745
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 13: I'll call you an ask if I can have one,

746
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 13: and if you say oh, I'll just bleed all over

747
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 13: your couch.

748
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 14: That's fine. Your generation, you know, there's so spoiled. They're

749
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,720
Speaker 14: a twenty dollars an hour. There's different only fans.

750
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 11: Okay, there's a boy.

751
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,239
Speaker 14: Didn't agreed upon hours an hour in my day?

752
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:33,960
Speaker 5: What are you doing?

753
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 14: You're sitting on your booty butt and you're and you're

754
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 14: on your phone talking to your little buddies and eating

755
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 14: my heay hour.

756
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 13: Ally, I am entitled to the eighty dollars that I

757
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 13: earned by watching your children. I will never watch them

758
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 13: again if that makes you happy, But that would be

759
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 13: agreed upon rad.

760
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 14: Oh my god, you know, missy, you won't have a

761
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 14: contract what are you gonna do ron take me to

762
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 14: swot claims quarter or something that takes forever, and you're

763
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 14: not gonna get a ding for me.

764
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Speaker 13: Okay, Okay, I don't think you can in a babysitter,

765
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 13: to be honest with you, because I'm going to tell

766
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 13: every babysitter in the area of every kid in your

767
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 13: kids class that I know not to work for you.

768
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 6: I'm scared.

769
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:17,200
Speaker 4: Alice, Alice, are you there?

770
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 14: Who are you?

771
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 6: We're a radio show. My god, your your babysitter.

772
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 4: Missy reached out for help with this thing, right that

773
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,320
Speaker 4: generation does that?

774
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 6: Okay for a long time.

775
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 2: Can't be that old. You have a five and seven

776
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,959
Speaker 2: year old stuck like, what are you doing?

777
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 14: You know one, I don't have to answer to you.

778
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,680
Speaker 14: I don't know you. I was talking to Missy.

779
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 2: I thought Missy was doing a great job. You'll handle

780
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 2: yourself so advocating for herself.

781
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 6: Lit Thank you, Alice.

782
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,879
Speaker 4: This is called an awkward Tuesday phone call. And we're

783
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 4: on missy side on this because she told us about

784
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,080
Speaker 4: the situation that you're in. You it sounds like you're

785
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: trying to throw Missy in jail just because she ate

786
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:58,560
Speaker 4: some food.

787
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 14: I never shared eat the food, Okay, I never.

788
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 6: We heard the phone call. We heard you talking to her.

789
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you said specifically you ate the ice cream. I'm

790
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: not going to pay you the money.

791
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:13,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, and the other half of the sandwich.

792
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 14: All right, So she ate my food, she doesn't get

793
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,239
Speaker 14: eighty dollars. You want me to give her to eighty

794
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 14: dollars so I could get rid of all of you

795
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 14: want to do that, Alice.

796
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 2: Alice is the problem. You can't afford it.

797
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:28,000
Speaker 14: Lady looking at me, Lady, I'm talking to you. I

798
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 14: make more than you, Okay, I don't. I don't need to.

799
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 14: I make more than you.

800
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you want to prove it.

801
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 4: Well, Alice didn't know about OnlyFans, so maybe there is

802
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 4: a little bit of.

803
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 6: So I was impressed.

804
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you want to use this time to promote

805
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 2: your channel? Alice?

806
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,920
Speaker 14: Don't you slander me. I'm not on that felthy site.

807
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, somebody in your house is to know the races.

808
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 4: We're not trying to slander you, were just asking that

809
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 4: you do the humane thing and pay your babysitter the

810
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,359
Speaker 4: money that you said you would pay.

811
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 14: Shut up that I would pay her.

812
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, we will.

813
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 14: Pay her just to get rid of you and to

814
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 14: get rid of that woman you're talking to there, and

815
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 14: you get rid of the other guy you're talking to there,

816
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 14: and get you the hell off the phone.

817
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 6: You are very very reasonable, Alice, and I appreciate you. Missy.

818
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,720
Speaker 4: Do you want to say thank you now to Alice

819
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 4: for agreeing to pay you the money. She's been so

820
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 4: nice about it.

821
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 13: Yes, you are being extremely gracious. Thank you so much, Alice.

822
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 13: I really appreciate you paying me what you Oh.

823
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. We never have sarcasm on this show.

824
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 14: I'm there, but you're going to get your eighty dollars

825
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 14: and don't worry about me. I'll get all the babysitters.

826
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 6: Okay.

827
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 13: Oh I'm not worried about you, Alice.

828
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:52,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I sound like a delight Jeff, and I feel

829
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,800
Speaker 4: the good vibes happening. And I know this isn't a

830
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:57,319
Speaker 4: second date update, but I would like to offer to

831
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 4: send the two of you out to grab some ice

832
00:38:59,160 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 4: cream together.

833
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 13: I may eat all of it and she may get

834
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 13: upset screw you.

835
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 14: Okay, I'm done.

836
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 7: I am done.

837
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 14: I'm done. I will talk to you. Never count your tampons.

838
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: We didn't bring that up. That was weird.

839
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 7: Weird Reok and Jeffrey in the morning so much.

840
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 4: We didn't even get to really discuss in that call

841
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 4: because the woman hung up on us so quickly.

842
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 2: The dampon thing was wild.

843
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 5: Wow.

844
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of yang, the out of nowhere accusation

845
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 2: that wasn't even true.

846
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: How could this woman sometimes be Okay, she was like

847
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,760
Speaker 1: she's on the board.

848
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 2: Sometimes she's crazy, not like she.

849
00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 10: Just always is always annoyed by the younger generation always.

850
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 4: I mean, I honestly, I don't even blame her for

851
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 4: trying to get away because every single sentence that she

852
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 4: said was just self incriminating.

853
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 6: So I would have wanted to get off the phone

854
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 6: with us too.

855
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 4: But after the call was over, we did get an

856
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 4: update eight from Missy. She received the eighty dollars venmo

857
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 4: payment with a certain emoji attached to it. Our producer said,

858
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 4: it was just one finger.

859
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 5: Okay, I guess I'm.

860
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Speaker 2: The number one. You're the best babysit.

861
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna sure you it's the thumbs up because she

862
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 4: got the money and everything's a okay.

863
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: That's it.

864
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 5: You do two of those at the peace side. Hey,

865
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,000
Speaker 5: look at that.

866
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 4: Look if you enjoy these calls, we just ask you

867
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 4: to take one finger and hit subscribe on our podcast.

868
00:40:32,120 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 4: Whichever finger you want to hear, you go for it.

869
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. How many times

870
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 4: have we heard people come on this show and say

871
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 4: the dating apps suck every toxic wasteland of neck beards

872
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 4: and ninfos and I just deleted my profile a long

873
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 4: time ago.

874
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:53,120
Speaker 5: Beards.

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00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:54,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

876
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 4: But for all those quitters out there, there's still the

877
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 4: brave few, the belief who've stayed on the same app

878
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 4: for seven, eight nine long years, continuing to swipe right

879
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 4: on questionable character after questionable character.

880
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 6: Day we do.

881
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 4: And it's all thanks to them and all of their

882
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 4: romantic sacrifices that we continue to have hilarious stories of

883
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,719
Speaker 4: failure to share with all of our listeners. In a

884
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 4: brand new Battle of the Tender Dates coming up right now.

885
00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 7: Two hopeless daters, one dating app that dares you to

886
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 7: swipe right.

887
00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 6: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

888
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 7: It's Battle of the Tender Dates.

889
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 4: It is the dating game show that has the perfect

890
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 4: icebreaker question for any first time hangout.

891
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:50,040
Speaker 6: So tell me how were you conceived by works? Every time.

892
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 2: Why do I what do I feel like? You want? Details?

893
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're gonna give them to me. Why not.

894
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 4: It's Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our

895
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 4: listeners go head to head to figure.

896
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,480
Speaker 6: Out who's the love life is the most tragic. We'll

897
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 6: explain the rules in just a second, but first let's

898
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 6: meet today's contestants. In this corner, he's not a fan

899
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,640
Speaker 6: of modern.

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00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 4: Deodorants, but he does like to smell like a forest,

901
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 4: and that's why he wears this around his neck wherever

902
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 4: he goes.

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00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 6: Please welcome Christmas wreath. Key.

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Speaker 9: Okay, guy's got everybody going.

905
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 2: I feel like you have to have a beard? Can't

906
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 2: that beard?

907
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 6: Smelling good and looking good?

908
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 4: And in the other corner, he doesn't believe in asking

909
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 4: women to split the bill. He prefers to steal their

910
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 4: credit cards straight out of their purse when they're not looking.

911
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 4: Say hello to fair Transaction Jackson.

912
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 11: Allegedly.

913
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,479
Speaker 6: Here's how the game works.

914
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,439
Speaker 4: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

915
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 4: dating stories. The other will try and counter with a

916
00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,919
Speaker 4: nightmare story of their own. We're going back and forth

917
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 4: for three rounds until we declare a winner. Let's start

918
00:42:58,320 --> 00:42:59,799
Speaker 4: it off with Christmas wreath.

919
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 6: Eat, let's do it.

920
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 9: I was on a date with a woman and every

921
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 9: time I said something, she'd laughed for a full two

922
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 9: seconds at it, then immediately stop.

923
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:13,160
Speaker 6: Oh the laughing is good, the stopping is weird.

924
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 1: Well, just the timing right, because you're saying it was

925
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,919
Speaker 1: the exact same time every time.

926
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:22,160
Speaker 9: I'm not even exaggerating. Really, she would look at her

927
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,319
Speaker 9: watch to make sure she was timing it.

928
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 6: Okay, that's rude.

929
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 5: Don't know your watch and laught.

930
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: She probably read some blog somewhere that's like men lovely jokes.

931
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, you just trick us.

932
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 6: Don't look at your watch.

933
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 4: No, but it's like what they say about guys in

934
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,040
Speaker 4: the bathroom more than twice.

935
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 6: Then you're playing with it, so you don't want to

936
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 6: go to laugh A rule.

937
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 5: Now, I know what you're talking about.

938
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:45,400
Speaker 6: I know the rules.

939
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 4: I don't know about the ladies here, but that's how

940
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 4: it works. Fair transaction, Jackson, your turn.

941
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 5: All right.

942
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,800
Speaker 11: So I went out to eat with this like lady

943
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 11: from Tinder. Okay, but the whole date, her eyes weren't

944
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 11: even army, like, she wasn't even looking at me.

945
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:01,120
Speaker 9: She was looking at the spoon.

946
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 11: So I kept acting like, you know something wrong? Is

947
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:04,240
Speaker 11: it dirty?

948
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:04,799
Speaker 8: Right?

949
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,239
Speaker 11: Kept saying no. So it was just very weird. So

950
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 11: she eventually told me she got her hair done and

951
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,520
Speaker 11: it was so good that she couldn't stop looking at

952
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 11: it from the reflection spoon in the fact.

953
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: Was she right though?

954
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:22,719
Speaker 11: I guess, but it was.

955
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 14: Dude.

956
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,760
Speaker 10: I never thought about using a spoon as a mirror.

957
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 4: I can't believe you considered that a bad date. We

958
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,320
Speaker 4: started round two, went back to you met.

959
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,280
Speaker 9: Her for the girl and she was only whispering during

960
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 9: the whole date.

961
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 8: Huh.

962
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 2: Oh, did she lose her voice?

963
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 9: That's what I thought. So I just came out and

964
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 9: asked her. I said, Hey, did you lose your voice?

965
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 6: I told me no, No.

966
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,839
Speaker 9: I said, so, what's going on? She said? She told

967
00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 9: me she was saving it for later.

968
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 2: What's she gonna do with it later?

969
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:59,240
Speaker 9: Yell because she's playing on seeing her ex later that night? Oh,

970
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 9: for all the yelling, she was going to do it?

971
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 6: Or happy yelling there, Jackson, can you beat it?

972
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:16,319
Speaker 5: So?

973
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 11: I had a date come over my house for dinner.

974
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 11: So she said she wanted like a traditional Italian.

975
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 6: Meal, romantic Yeah, I mean spaghetti.

976
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,439
Speaker 9: Thank you.

977
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 11: I've made homemade spaghetti.

978
00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 2: Homemade spaghetti, not even out of the.

979
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 4: Jar on the sure.

980
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:38,719
Speaker 11: But so when we get to the table and I

981
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,880
Speaker 11: served it, she takes her plate to the saint, pours

982
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 11: off the meatballs. There is the noodles in the sink.

983
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,720
Speaker 11: Until they were just playing. I actually something was wrong.

984
00:45:50,160 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 11: She told me she only likes plain Italian.

985
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 2: Her and my eight year old.

986
00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 4: She definitely orders off the kids menu.

987
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 2: And you're kind of missed. That's a cheap date.

988
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 14: Yeah.

989
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:06,440
Speaker 4: Really, we are onto the third and final round here, gentlemen,

990
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 4: so we need your best stories.

991
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 6: Christmas wreath. Keith hit us with it all right, man.

992
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,480
Speaker 9: A girl and I met up at a bar and

993
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:16,239
Speaker 9: for some reason, she brought her own candle to the

994
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,960
Speaker 9: table lit it.

995
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 4: Oh she lit the candle, okay, trying to set the

996
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,640
Speaker 4: ambiyonce and sye directly.

997
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,240
Speaker 9: I was like, maybe for I'm beyond I thought right,

998
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,520
Speaker 9: But it did smell really, really strong. Even people walked

999
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 9: by and started commenting on the smell.

1000
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 6: Oh, that's not good.

1001
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 9: And that's when she handed them business card. Oh turns

1002
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 9: out she was promoting her own candle company and.

1003
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 7: Hold four candles.

1004
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 9: But she also tried to get me to be an

1005
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 9: investor in it.

1006
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:51,200
Speaker 5: She's brilliant.

1007
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 4: Well, she's selling four candles that night. You probably should

1008
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 4: have gone in.

1009
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 2: It's pretty impressive that people actually bought it. Actually, hold on,

1010
00:46:58,960 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: let me pull them out of my purse.

1011
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 4: Girl, your choice. That means this is your last chance, Jackson,

1012
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,640
Speaker 4: What do you got for us?

1013
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 5: All right?

1014
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 11: So I went bowling with this woman and it was

1015
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 11: her idea.

1016
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,080
Speaker 8: To go bowling, by the way.

1017
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 11: Okay, but we get there and she tells me she

1018
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 11: doesn't want to break her nail.

1019
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: Well, also, maybe she didn't plan nail day correctly.

1020
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,760
Speaker 5: Yeahl spent a lot of money.

1021
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:25,000
Speaker 15: On that too.

1022
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 11: I was like, okay, but you knew on here it

1023
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 11: was your idea exactly. So actually, what does she want

1024
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:34,879
Speaker 11: to do? She asked? If I can bowl for all

1025
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,200
Speaker 11: of her turns?

1026
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 4: You both for your turns and also for her turns.

1027
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 11: Lifted. I wanted to lie.

1028
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:43,319
Speaker 9: She was hot.

1029
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 11: I did it, did win. I did end up winning.

1030
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 6: Yet how does she take the loss?

1031
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,800
Speaker 11: It was crazy? She accused me ob cheating.

1032
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 6: That is a really funny.

1033
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we got the final bell there. That means

1034
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 4: the match is over and we need to score this

1035
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,080
Speaker 4: alexis who.

1036
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 3: Are you giving it to I gotta go Jackson for

1037
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:16,239
Speaker 3: the bowling point for Jackson brook.

1038
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 2: I'm so with you, Jackson the cheater.

1039
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, that bowling game sealed the deal for your congratulations,

1040
00:48:23,480 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 4: fair transaction, Jackson, You are our saddy Battie of the week.

1041
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 6: How does it feel.

1042
00:48:29,080 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 11: If it feels good effort.

1043
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:36,080
Speaker 2: That's right. Yeah, you'd like to thank all the women

1044
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 2: who dated you.

1045
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:41,520
Speaker 4: Congratulations man, and text seven eight, five nine too if

1046
00:48:41,560 --> 00:48:43,600
Speaker 4: you want up here on the next edition of Battle

1047
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 4: of the Tender Days, we got your phones happed coming up.

1048
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,839
Speaker 4: Ron is back, good old oh.

1049
00:48:57,040 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 2: And for Ron, that's where the O and your name

1050
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:01,680
Speaker 2: comes from.

1051
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 5: Well zero.

1052
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna get to Ron's real New Year's resolution here

1053
00:49:06,600 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 4: in just a second. But before we get to that,

1054
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 4: he did tell our producer he does not want to

1055
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 4: become one of those people who calls in and loses

1056
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 4: to brook fifteen sixteen twenty times in a row.

1057
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,480
Speaker 2: But there's different ways to be famous.

1058
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 14: Ron, Well, I don't want to be that famoun Yeah.

1059
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 6: Does that thought haunt you when you're sleep at night?

1060
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 8: Ron?

1061
00:49:27,719 --> 00:49:30,840
Speaker 14: Sometimes like this point is more about beating Brooklyn the money.

1062
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,520
Speaker 1: Okay, what number of losses would you consider rock Bottom.

1063
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 9: Probably would be terrible.

1064
00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, before you get here, but we need you to

1065
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 4: beat Brook here and restore honor to the good Ron name.

1066
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,840
Speaker 6: All of the Rons are looking to you, Larren.

1067
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:54,080
Speaker 4: Howard, Ron Weasley, Ron Burgundy, Ron Jeremy, all of the Rons.

1068
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 14: Well we can exclude the last one.

1069
00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 5: Test.

1070
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's just all around excellent human beings.

1071
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 5: Sports fans are laughing.

1072
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 4: So okay, Ron Brooke has left the studio and this

1073
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 4: is your moment to shine. You got thirty seconds on

1074
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 4: the clock to answer as many questions as possible. If

1075
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you can say pass. But you

1076
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 4: have to beat her out right if you want to win.

1077
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,280
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1078
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 11: Let me get my seatbelt off on, my jacket on it,

1079
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 11: and I'm ready.

1080
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 6: Let's go right, you're driving with your seatbelve, ove and.

1081
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,560
Speaker 9: Jacket on anymore.

1082
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,720
Speaker 11: I just got in my parking spot.

1083
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 6: Ah okay, I responsible, Ron, I like that. Here we go.

1084
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Cheese Lover's Day.

1085
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 4: How many pounds of milk goes into one pound of

1086
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:38,879
Speaker 4: cheese one ten or twenty pounds ten? Today is also

1087
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:42,320
Speaker 4: Penguin Awareness Day in what hemisphere? Would you most commonly

1088
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:46,279
Speaker 4: find penguins. A checkered flag is waved to end each

1089
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,839
Speaker 4: NASCAR race. What color flag starts each race? Name the

1090
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 4: international sport which has competitors throw salt into the ring

1091
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 4: and are required to have their hair in a bun?

1092
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,960
Speaker 4: What's the name of the piece of lea that cowboys

1093
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 4: wear over their jeans for protection?

1094
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:03,839
Speaker 9: Oh?

1095
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 4: God, one?

1096
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 5: And do you say something there? Would you say? N Okay?

1097
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 6: Strap a cowboy strap?

1098
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:16,920
Speaker 8: I like that?

1099
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 4: Okay, it was. It was a good guest there. Now

1100
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,040
Speaker 4: Brooke is back in the studio and I'm just reading

1101
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 4: off of my sheet here. Ron says one of his

1102
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:29,360
Speaker 4: New Year's resolutions this year is to be more frugal

1103
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 4: with his money, because he spends most of it on

1104
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 4: pole tabs and the claw machines.

1105
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: Shut up.

1106
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 4: Apparently you're really really good at the claw machine, and

1107
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 4: you have a tip on how people can win.

1108
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:44,880
Speaker 14: I am, I'm preciously good. So the best way to

1109
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 14: grab a classic Beanie Baby Thai beanie.

1110
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,240
Speaker 11: Baby bear is to grab him by their foot.

1111
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:51,400
Speaker 14: Because it matches the shape of the claw when it closes.

1112
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 6: Okay, that's a good tip. Go for the feet when

1113
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 6: you're trying to do it for the head.

1114
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 10: I also saw someone who brought a high powered man

1115
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:01,920
Speaker 10: and you can clean the whole house up with.

1116
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 5: But it makes your because that's highly illegal.

1117
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 2: See there are laws around clamachuines.

1118
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,319
Speaker 14: They have cameras on these things on the inside most

1119
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 14: of the time these days.

1120
00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 5: On the inside.

1121
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 2: Wow, they do have claw loss a lot of protection

1122
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 2: over beanie babies.

1123
00:52:16,320 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, Ron, maybe a lot of things, but he

1124
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 4: is not a cheater, and we appreciate that about you, Ron. Yeah,

1125
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 4: let's go to someone with a less shining reputation, Brook.

1126
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,680
Speaker 4: You ready, Yeah, all right, good luck? Your time starts now.

1127
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 4: Today is National Cheese Lover's Day. How many pounds of

1128
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 4: milk goes into one pound of cheese? One ten or

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00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 4: twenty pounds ten? Today is also Penguin Awareness Day. In

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Speaker 4: what hemisphere would you most commonly find penguins? A checkered

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00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 4: flag is waved to end each NASCAR race. What color

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00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 4: flag starts each race? Name the international sport which has

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Speaker 4: competitors throw salt into the ring and are required to

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Speaker 4: have their.

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Speaker 6: Hair in a bun?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: What is the name of the piece of leather that

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Speaker 4: cowboys wear over their jeans for protection?

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Speaker 2: Chaps just the way that she.

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Speaker 6: Said the country girl came out of Brooke there. So

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Speaker 6: let's go to the scoreboard and see how you both

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Speaker 6: did with Jose.

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Speaker 5: So my computer is completely cracked and this became just

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Speaker 5: became one of the worst days I have had and

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Speaker 5: quite some time. It was really good.

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Speaker 15: Ron, you got three correct today, man, pretty good score.

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Speaker 5: And Brooke got five.

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Speaker 2: I thought five, the same number of losses. You know happened?

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Speaker 6: Oh and five?

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Speaker 8: Ron.

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Speaker 4: Jeremy was looking at you and shaking his head in discussion.

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Speaker 6: Another Yeah, rough day for the run.

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Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Cheese

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Speaker 4: Lover's Day. It takes ten pounds of milk to make one.

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Speaker 6: Pound of chow.

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Speaker 9: I didn't know that.

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Speaker 4: I had no idea Penguin Awareness Day. You'd mostly find

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00:53:58,360 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 4: penguins in the Southern hemispe checkered flags and beach NASCAR race.

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Speaker 4: To start them, you wave a green flag. International sport

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Speaker 4: where you throw salt into the ring and all the

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00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 4: competitors have to have their hair in a bun would

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Speaker 4: be sumo wrestling, and the name of the piece of

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00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 4: leather cowboys wherever their jeans to protect them are chaps

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Speaker 4: now Ron, I'm sorry man, it wasn't enough to be

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Speaker 4: Brooke today. You're zero to five all time. But the

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Speaker 4: good news is just for playing you win a pair

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Speaker 4: of tickets to the Seattle Boat Show, happening January thirtieth

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Speaker 4: through February seven. Get more information at seattleboat Show dot com.

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Speaker 11: I will keep calling, Okay, good.

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Speaker 6: Come back soon. We're gonna do wind Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 6: time tomorrow.

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Speaker 7: Drooking Jeffrey in the morning.