Speaker 1: Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect
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Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle Bryant.
Speaker 2: What's that? What's up?
Speaker 1: This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with
Speaker 1: us once again. Was that? Is that a song?
Speaker 2: Kind of? Is it? Okay?
Speaker 1: What cut? Woo HALLI back? Is that?
Speaker 2: Oh that's Gwen Stefani. No, that's all that girl. Okay, No,
Speaker 2: not that I Cameron or what? I don't know what
Speaker 2: one of them back in the day, Yes, it.
Speaker 1: Could be Phara.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Pharral Farra had a major Louis Vautore. Yes
Speaker 2: fashion show. Yes, all the stars came out, All the
Speaker 2: stars came out. So my question is, did he take
Speaker 2: over for Virgil? Was this Virgil job?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: So? I don't know.
Speaker 1: He only released a men's collection. Oh all right, I
Speaker 1: assume he's working on a women's collection. But he only
Speaker 1: released that was just the men's collection.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I guess so. But it is he's like
Speaker 2: a permanent Is this a permanent thing or is it?
Speaker 2: I mean it seems dope like everybody everything seemed like
Speaker 2: really nice. I heard that they were giving Kim Kardashian
Speaker 2: a hard time for what she had on.
Speaker 1: But like I thought it was cute. I thought it
Speaker 1: was cute too. But and that's what he gave her
Speaker 1: to wear, right, exactly, everybody needs to relax, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Beyonce looked amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: It's it's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like if you put whatever Kim had on, if
Speaker 1: you put that on Rihanna, people would be like, oh,
Speaker 1: she killed it.
Speaker 2: Well, Rihanna's belly is too big for what Kim had on. No,
Speaker 2: it's not shit, Rihanna.
Speaker 1: Kim had on a sports pra and true, that is true,
Speaker 1: that is very true.
Speaker 2: But Rihanna had I saw her. She was in she
Speaker 2: a Sap had a concert. She was there and she
Speaker 2: had on like a see through laced like whole like
Speaker 2: Onesie situation. Yeah, super cute. Yeah, of course it was
Speaker 2: super cute. Well no, no, no, no, I don't believe that
Speaker 2: everything she has on is cute, but like that night,
Speaker 2: it was fantastic. Yes, I did.
Speaker 1: See Okay, I know we haven't. We're getting Yes, I
Speaker 1: saw a video. I want to ask your opinion of them.
Speaker 1: She wants to post it or something. They were together
Speaker 1: it's like a selfie stout video and he was smoking
Speaker 1: weed and she's like right there next to him, and
Speaker 1: she's big and pregnant, Like, yeah, how do you feel
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's probably not good. Yeah yeah, survey says yes,
Speaker 2: not not a ten. Doctors say, right, that's not.
Speaker 1: A good smoke, not a good idea. Okay, we're gonna
Speaker 1: leave it there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but hopefully it's not a habit.
Speaker 1: But I mean, she clearly had no problem with it
Speaker 1: because they posted it.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah yeah yeah, and she's like she's like
Speaker 2: almost too right, she's big. Yeah. Oh wow. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we gotta be careful. So maybe he should just had
Speaker 2: an edible instead. True, just saying true. Okay, so reasonably
Speaker 2: shady moment of the week. We cannot forget that, rob
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 1: Not so.
Speaker 2: I recently I said, you know, I took Grace off
Speaker 2: to college, and.
Speaker 1: I have a question, is she coming back or she gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's coming back. She's coming back in August, and
Speaker 2: then we'll take a nice little family vak and then
Speaker 2: she goes back for the summer, I mean for the
Speaker 2: fall session. Okay, So I decided because this was my
Speaker 2: first time, like moving a child into a dorm room
Speaker 2: that I wanted to see this dorm room and then
Speaker 2: figure out what to buy her. Okay, okay. So I
Speaker 2: saw the dorm room and there was nothing to see there, okay,
Speaker 2: just FYI and she has her own room. Okay.
Speaker 1: Now is this dorm like original dorm? So they knew
Speaker 1: or you know, like some school some universities have new facilities.
Speaker 2: Now like is this has this one been around for
Speaker 2: a long time? Nothing reaked new? Okay, okay, it was.
Speaker 2: It was all the way live oh okay, so real
Speaker 2: college experience, yes, yes. So and by the way, shout
Speaker 2: out to my sowar Wars that were on the yard
Speaker 2: because when they saw me that, I was like how
Speaker 2: sore wars there.
Speaker 1: Was like hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 2: Hey, And I'll come back to them in a minute. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I had to bust a move to Tarja. Busted
Speaker 2: to move.
Speaker 1: And the people that are shady right.
Speaker 2: Now are Target, okay, because Target was run through, Like yeah, Target.
Speaker 2: You know this time is coming in the year, stock
Speaker 2: up of yes of children trying to get their things
Speaker 2: for the college experience, and you know that the parents
Speaker 2: are only gonna be in town for a certain amount
Speaker 2: of time. Why wouldn't you be stocked and ready to
Speaker 2: go because we in the bathroom aisle fighting over stuff.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't be fighting over right.
Speaker 1: I'm talking to the mom is like, you're gonna take them?
Speaker 1: Already take them towns. Are you gonna take that iron?
Speaker 1: That's the last iron? Are you sure you want that iron?
Speaker 1: Your kid can be ranking found? My god, we go
Speaker 1: we had we negotiate. Wow in the target aisles.
Speaker 2: Damn it, it was it was that yes target, get
Speaker 2: it together, and there weren't any other targets you could
Speaker 2: have gone to. Okay the town, yes one is a
Speaker 2: one target town. Yes, okay, So but I got her
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of things and then we uh brought
Speaker 2: it back to her room. And as we're like trying
Speaker 2: to get stuff out of the car because you know,
Speaker 2: we had a million bags, my sore Wars popped out
Speaker 2: of nowhere and said, oh my gosh, do you guys
Speaker 2: need help? I said, absent freaking lutely, and then more
Speaker 2: sore Wars started popping out. Shot shout out to the
Speaker 2: women of Alpha Kappa Alpha, and they helped us move
Speaker 2: Grace in. Oh wow. Not only did they do that,
Speaker 2: when we got up there because you know, we had
Speaker 2: to walk up the steps because the elevator was occupied.
Speaker 2: Floor second, oh thank god, they get in the room.
Speaker 2: My little sores get in the room and they was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, this room is not set up correctly, and
Speaker 2: they moving furniture and you figuring it all out and
Speaker 2: making it better.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, so roar, that's nice.
Speaker 1: What's up.
Speaker 2: I was all.
Speaker 1: Excited and Grace was like, oh, thank you, and yes.
Speaker 2: So shout out to the ladies of alphap Apathy Incorporated
Speaker 2: and Target you shaped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like they that one particularly needs to be like
Speaker 1: super stocked up at all.
Speaker 2: Crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy, that's sane.
Speaker 1: That's frustrating. So now you're gonna have like ship stuff
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she sent me a list per my request
Speaker 2: of like things on a ship. But you know that's
Speaker 2: the whole thing, because I'm like, where's your mailbox and
Speaker 2: she's like, oh, well, I think it's like one address
Speaker 2: for everybody. And then you get like an email when
Speaker 2: something comes for you and then you go pick it up.
Speaker 3: The life.
Speaker 2: That's the life. It's like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, that's the life. Yes, anyway, yes, all right,
Speaker 1: So what what is your reasonably shady moment?
Speaker 2: Robin? So you know what, I'm gonna just I'm gonna
Speaker 2: just give it to my landscaper. What what's wrong with
Speaker 2: the landscape?
Speaker 1: Arriving you're by the way, your landscaping is very nice.
Speaker 1: First of all, we have had a drought in Maryland,
Speaker 1: yes we have. But my grass started off the beginning
Speaker 1: of the spring like so beautiful, beauty, freen and popping,
Speaker 1: and now it's like yellow. Oh it's brown, yes, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: slash brown. What happened dude?
Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't really had rain.
Speaker 1: We've had a really great We've got really great weather.
Speaker 1: So he's did he tell you the water? Well, that's
Speaker 1: not even why he's shady. So yeah, I mean I'll
Speaker 1: tell me to water and stuff, but like these are
Speaker 1: the times when I'm like, I regret not getting in
Speaker 1: ground sprinkler all that.
Speaker 2: Type of stuff. Okay, whatever, it's fine.
Speaker 1: That's why, like it's raining this week, and I'm not
Speaker 1: mad because we need our grass needs to be watered. Yes, so,
Speaker 1: but my landscape is shady for so many reasons. First
Speaker 1: of all, I've been asking him since before the spring
Speaker 1: to put a tree in my front yard and there's.
Speaker 2: No tree in my front yard. But why do you
Speaker 2: want that? I just do. I just want like because
Speaker 2: I just I just like stuff like that. A tree
Speaker 2: like that's gonna grow big a crape myrtle. The hell
Speaker 2: it's not going to be. It's very they're very pretty.
Speaker 1: They come in different colors, like different leaf color, leaf
Speaker 1: color or bloom colors.
Speaker 2: How tall do they grow?
Speaker 1: It won't be super big, so it's not going to
Speaker 1: like it's not like those huge ones there. Like, it's
Speaker 1: not going to like overtake the house. Okay, great, it
Speaker 1: would just be really nice.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know what they terrify me.
Speaker 1: Oh you're skared it's gonna like fall in the house. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: well these won't that, Like, this won't be like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be more just pretty. Okay, I hope you
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I've been waiting for my tree forever. I've been
Speaker 1: waiting for him to do some some little landscaping. But
Speaker 1: the shady part is because one day one is talking
Speaker 1: to him and we noticed, like his T shirt is
Speaker 1: like real tattered, right, and as in holy just holy
Speaker 1: dirty loose. You know what I mean she looks like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we've known this guy for a long time. He
Speaker 1: actually used to do our lawn when One was first
Speaker 1: in the NBA, Like, he's been doing our he's been
Speaker 1: doing our grass since like two thousand and two whatever.
Speaker 2: Then we moved to a townhouse. He wasn't with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was back. Okay, that's probably the problem, but
Speaker 2: go ahead. No, but he's great.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So he's like, how often do you wash the shirt?
Speaker 2: Okay and pause with the story because that's the shade.
Speaker 2: Wan gets better. Jesus like, hey, man, I mean I
Speaker 2: might wash it like every three days or so. It's fine,
Speaker 2: it's fine. It's like, okay, this man's working outside all
Speaker 2: day and he wears the shirt. It gets better. So
Speaker 2: then One was like, you know, that's like, you know,
Speaker 2: red flags going off and wants it. He's like, so,
Speaker 2: do you take a shower every day?
Speaker 1: Oh? Shit? No? He's like no, no, what, No, he
Speaker 1: don't take a shower.
Speaker 2: No, Like, he does not take a shower every day.
Speaker 2: He does not have a woman in his life, No,
Speaker 2: he does not. And then that was the next question,
Speaker 2: do you have a girlfriend?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: He's like, oh hell no, be like Okay, I have
Speaker 2: a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend either, walking around lonely.
Speaker 1: I'm just so busy.
Speaker 2: I just come home. He took a shower, yes, after
Speaker 2: being outside all day. That is so crazy. He comes
Speaker 2: on Thursdays. You might seem tenty minutes. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 2: wait wait, let's back up. And when you get up
Speaker 2: in the morning, are you that busy that you can't
Speaker 2: bathe shower? Listen? You know I'm here for a quick shower.
Speaker 2: You can't rinse off? No, he can't. Not every day,
Speaker 2: might be once every three days or so. Why should
Speaker 2: have asked where does he live? What's the living situation?
Speaker 2: He might be sharing this bathroom with a whole lot
Speaker 2: of other people.
Speaker 1: He can't get in. No, No, that's not a oh
Speaker 1: my god. He is just being exhausted, and he is
Speaker 1: okay with smelling, with being outside in the grass and
Speaker 1: the dirt, with the bugs what and getting in?
Speaker 2: So did Wane offer your shout now?
Speaker 1: No for the moment, okay, because I know Wine is
Speaker 1: probably like, no, we got to clean you now.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Hell no, we were like yo, Like, first of all,
Speaker 2: I can't even believe he admitted to that. No, it's
Speaker 2: just how old is this man? So he's got to
Speaker 2: be I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, if you had to guess some forty four,
Speaker 1: I gem fifty seven, fifty six.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fifty six year old man who's not
Speaker 2: washing on a regular basis. That is problematic. How much
Speaker 2: money would it require for you to want date him? Yes?
Speaker 1: What? Never?
Speaker 2: It's just there's no amount of money. That's not a
Speaker 2: million dollars. I don't want to smell his balls. Five
Speaker 2: I'm getting grossed out. Five million, mabgb's you'll take five million?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: What do I have to do on the day? Okay?
Speaker 2: This is just drinks? Because I could do drinks, okay
Speaker 2: for five million?
Speaker 1: Probably drinks. This is horrible, isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's a mess. Yeah, I mean it is what
Speaker 2: it is like. He clearly is married to his job. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: But speaking of dating, I saw on the internet that
Speaker 2: hold on because this is a beautiful story. I want
Speaker 2: to share it. Okay, Okay. So there is a man
Speaker 2: who's one hundred years old from California and he's celebrating
Speaker 2: his seventy ninth year of marriage with his ninety six
Speaker 2: year old wife seventy nine? So they were nineteen. Wow,
Speaker 2: is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nineteen? Do you want to be with somebody for seventy
Speaker 2: nine years? Seventy nine years? I've looked at your crusty
Speaker 2: ass and your stanky feet. Oh, seventy nine. I mean,
Speaker 2: all due respect to them, that's halfway there. I think
Speaker 2: I'm halfway there. That. I mean, it's kind of amazing
Speaker 2: because it's like that's that's like a lot. I mean,
Speaker 2: but is that amazing?
Speaker 1: Is that the goal to stay with somebody until you die?
Speaker 1: That's what they say, for better or for worse, till
Speaker 1: death do you part?
Speaker 2: Okay? But is that really the This is not twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three. There's got to be some new rules here.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, my parents have been together.
Speaker 1: Fifty something, they had their fiftieths. Not yet, oh, I
Speaker 1: think they're coming up on fifty. They're coming up on fifty.
Speaker 1: They're coming up on fifty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, but at some point, like I feel like, okay,
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 1: When you get to that age, right, one hundred years old,
Speaker 1: not one hundred, but like say you get to your seventies, okay, cool, Okay,
Speaker 1: like do you really.
Speaker 2: Want to learn another crusty seventy year old. You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying that she might want some new new.
Speaker 2: Don't you want some new new?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Maybe, I mean, but but.
Speaker 2: Where's the spontaneity, where's the excitement? Somethings got to get? Okay,
Speaker 2: So what did he say? Did he have something beautiful
Speaker 2: to say about his bride? About his wife? I kind
Speaker 2: of threw the phone down and discussed Okay, so.
Speaker 1: It wasn't you didn't you weren't elated to see a
Speaker 1: beautiful first.
Speaker 2: I was a love story first, but then I started
Speaker 2: thinking about it and I was like, you know what,
Speaker 2: this actually really might not be cool. Yeah. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure neither one expected no to be you know,
Speaker 1: one hundred and ninety six and all that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: at the age of twenty and seventeen they got married.
Speaker 2: She was seventeen, he was twenty. So at seventeen, did
Speaker 2: she know what she wanted in life? Hell? No, Toms
Speaker 2: were way different back then. He's just excited because they
Speaker 2: stuck together all these years.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Is really it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Wow? Like I said, I'm halfway there, y'all. I think No,
Speaker 2: you're well kind of who. Okay, so God bless them.
Speaker 2: We're happy for them, and you know, it's kind of
Speaker 2: like to each his own.
Speaker 1: It's definitely to each his own. And I think, you know,
Speaker 1: some people really take their vowels very seriously.
Speaker 2: They we all should as yes, but they.
Speaker 1: Probably didn't realize that they were going to still be
Speaker 1: alive at one hundred and ninety six. No, but I wonder, okay,
Speaker 1: like are they are? They both like spry and like
Speaker 1: what kind of you know, they're both sitting, both healthy,
Speaker 1: they look like it they toasted. They looking like they're healthy,
Speaker 1: and they look good. Listen if it works for you,
Speaker 1: do you think I mean because Okay, by the time
Speaker 1: they got to like ninety ten years ago, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: do you think they were like, why.
Speaker 2: Do to spend my whole life with this person? And
Speaker 2: then out? And then at that point it's too late? Yes,
Speaker 2: because I'm let's just put this really in perspective. There's
Speaker 2: probably decades where they hated each other. Oh right, So
Speaker 2: it's like, do you want that energy? Like a decade
Speaker 2: of my life I'm with a marriage to somebody I
Speaker 2: freaking hate, Like that's a lot of it. I feel
Speaker 2: like we should have them on the podcast. I do too,
Speaker 2: I do too. Let's make sure we get their teeth in. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: speaking of love, because this is actually good. So Carly
Speaker 2: find them. Okay, let's see how long that takes, Carl Anyway,
Speaker 2: So okay, Carl said, she just got back. Where'd you go?
Speaker 2: Did you go on vac? Okay? She was gone. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm happy she's back. She's busy with her real life.
Speaker 2: She's busy with yes, yes, get me together. Okay. Speaking
Speaker 2: of married couples that you know we aspire to be. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is how you stay with somebody for seventy nine years? Okay. Russell, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the football player what's his last name? Westbrook Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1: There we go, bought Sierra's masters.
Speaker 2: And get masters to all of her music nice and
Speaker 2: gave them to her for the Valentine's Day, her birthday,
Speaker 2: one of them. Okay.
Speaker 1: That is so that she could start her own music
Speaker 1: label if she wanted to.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a very thoughtful gift. That is extremely thoughtful.
Speaker 2: That is very thoughtful.
Speaker 1: Start. Yeah, well, I will stay away for you, with
Speaker 1: you for seventy nine years for yeah, yes, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: how you.
Speaker 2: Keep a woman. Yeah, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, speaking of Russell's Oh Jesus, do you have
Speaker 1: any tea on Russell Simmons.
Speaker 2: I do, and I'm keeping it to myself. But come oh,
Speaker 2: I mean I think it's the tea that everybody knows.
Speaker 2: I don't have any more tea because okay, because everybody
Speaker 2: knows that he and Kamara bought into Celsius. Right, everybody
Speaker 2: knows that, right. No, that there was a lawsuit, no
Speaker 2: what No, Yes, everybody knows that Russell sued Kimora's ex husband.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, all right, it's a little blurry, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So Russell's sue okay, So all right, So Rusma were married,
Speaker 1: they got divorced in what year?
Speaker 2: Twenty years ago?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They had kids, yeah, ming and ye two girls, beautiful girls. Yeah. Smart.
Speaker 2: So they.
Speaker 1: Russelling and Camara put money into Celsius. Okay.
Speaker 2: So the energy drink, the energy drink, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: somebody tell me ozimpic is in that energy drink.
Speaker 1: Just I'm just telling you what people say it. Okay, okay, okay, fine,
Speaker 1: I made that up. So anyway, No, I didn't make
Speaker 1: that up. I actuallybody told me that, I actually like
Speaker 1: looking at the the ingredient, that the ingredients. There's nozipic,
Speaker 1: but I don't know what it would be like a
Speaker 1: different name, different name.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, we're gonna have to look at it. It
Speaker 2: does kill your apple zempes Celsius does celsius? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, so so they might be Olympic and it
Speaker 1: might be like a trace amount of whatever is an Olympic.
Speaker 2: It might be like a trace amount of celsius. You
Speaker 2: heard it here first. Okay, so breaking news. They apparently
Speaker 2: Russell you know, I guess didn't believe that they would
Speaker 2: have a return on this or whatever. So he wanted
Speaker 2: to sell his share. Oh and he did to Camara.
Speaker 1: Okay, cam No, I'm sorry, I'm lying. He sold it
Speaker 1: to Kimora's sex husband. Okay, I can't remember what his
Speaker 1: name is. Which the black guy to white guy, white guy? Okay, Tim?
Speaker 1: Maybe I think it was Tim Cookers. I know it's
Speaker 1: that apple.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Anyway, he got into some hedge fund
Speaker 2: troubles and he was being sued. Okay, he needed money
Speaker 2: for the suit, Okay, so he sold that share to Camora. Okay,
Speaker 2: that share is now worth two hundred and fifty million dollars. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so we were all cut up. Yeah, that's and I
Speaker 2: don't think I made that up. I think this is
Speaker 2: this is all foul.
Speaker 1: Well that's where I heard we had to say two
Speaker 1: hundred fifty million dollars, Like Russell said, Kamora owes him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, took his two hundred prety million dollars. Right, So
Speaker 2: Russell sues Kamara and the ex husband for this share back.
Speaker 2: He lost, okay, okay, So that's what I feel like.
Speaker 2: The anger comes in. Okay, okay. So he lost. He's
Speaker 2: making another deal. He's bitter because he was stupid, yes,
Speaker 2: and he's making other business deals that aren't panning out
Speaker 2: per Coomor's I g got it. So Father's Day rolls around,
Speaker 2: and Father's Day brings out the best of the worst
Speaker 2: of people, say anything.
Speaker 1: We can never get through a Father's Day in peace?
Speaker 2: Right? WHOA So that ming I believe TOOKI No, it's
Speaker 2: ming Mingo ming. Yes, Ming posts the picture of Kamara
Speaker 2: and said happy Father's Dame. Right, Okay, Yes, that's what
Speaker 2: all hell broke loose? Yes, In the Simmons household, Okay,
Speaker 2: Kamara is like, I'm gonna air you out because Jesus
Speaker 2: is going on too far because he is taking out
Speaker 2: his anger on the children and that is what you
Speaker 2: cannot do. So I think we're all up to speed. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, good, Okay, So I didn't that I missed
Speaker 2: the celsiest part.
Speaker 1: However, it was really it was. I mean, I feel
Speaker 1: for the girls, especially like I feel like Aoki. She
Speaker 1: was really like pulled in and really just like spilling
Speaker 1: her her guts and release it and can tell that
Speaker 1: she's like so hurt, Yeah, by the relationship between you know,
Speaker 1: her and her father and how he's treated them. Did
Speaker 1: you see the video of him like screaming at her
Speaker 1: the face time with the with the audio off. Yes,
Speaker 1: I was trying to read his lips, I know.
Speaker 2: So I'm so damn crazy. So there is a video
Speaker 2: of Russell screaming at his child on face time. The
Speaker 2: audio was off, so I'm like trying to slow it
Speaker 2: down to like see what he's saying so I can
Speaker 2: read his lips. It was not good, okay, Bords. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And it's and listen at the end of the day,
Speaker 2: like leave the kids out of it. If you're have
Speaker 2: an issue with your ex, even if you have an
Speaker 2: issue with who you're with when it's children evolved, just
Speaker 2: lead them out of it. You can't involve the kids.
Speaker 1: They can't handle it. They can't handle the truth. No,
Speaker 1: and then especially if you know, like some are more
Speaker 1: sensitive than others, Like I feel like Aoki showed that, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, she really is emotional, you know, and she
Speaker 1: just like I mean, it was just snowball and she
Speaker 1: just kept going and kept going.
Speaker 2: And I wanted to be like, eh, stop And if
Speaker 2: a child is ever posting Happy Father's Day and there's
Speaker 2: a picture of the mom, you know this has been
Speaker 2: happening for a while, right, That's what I took from
Speaker 2: that exactly. But I didn't pick that up.
Speaker 1: So you know, I'm just you know, sometimes you have
Speaker 1: insider tea. I mean, I feel like this was a
Speaker 1: newer thing. Like I didn't think maybe that relationship was
Speaker 1: this strained.
Speaker 2: I I didn't know, like and I didn't even know
Speaker 2: to ask. But what I do know is Russell came
Speaker 2: back with I love y'all.
Speaker 1: I love y'all more than me, right, stop it, right,
Speaker 1: But they would say, like he almost is a manipulator
Speaker 1: or something, because they would say he would post, he
Speaker 1: would post stuff and be like, oh, Kamora sent me
Speaker 1: flowers and like she didn't send flower That.
Speaker 2: Doesn't even make any sense, Like what ex wife is
Speaker 2: sending their husband flowers? Their ex husband flowers? Right, So
Speaker 2: it's like he's trying to it's he's trying to like
Speaker 2: prove a point or something or like what's the point?
Speaker 1: Make it seem like make it seem that they're all
Speaker 1: one big, happy family. Oh okay, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like everything's good in the hood, but like why why
Speaker 1: I don't get it?
Speaker 2: I don't and it's not for me to get Yeah,
Speaker 2: but Camora, if you're if you, if you're percentage just
Speaker 2: two hundred and fifty million, get it girl. Okay, not
Speaker 2: mad at you. That's awesome. Yeah, it's a great investment. Yes, well,
Speaker 2: this is something I didn't know. Okay, maybe I did
Speaker 2: a study that claims that men with big noses tend
Speaker 2: to have larger penises. Oh okay, and have we talked Yeah,
Speaker 2: we talked about this. The penis breakdown by country, right,
Speaker 2: and it was Ecuador. I believe that was the highest.
Speaker 2: Oh did we did we talk about that. No, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: because I already booked my flight. We didn't. We didn't
Speaker 2: discuss this. Okay, well, let me pull that up. But anyway,
Speaker 2: do you know men with some big noses?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to say this because this sounds
Speaker 1: real creepy.
Speaker 2: Okay, give it to me. What do you mean my
Speaker 2: father has a big nose?
Speaker 1: That's why I don't want to say it.
Speaker 2: When you said men with big nos I thought about
Speaker 2: my dad. I'm like, I can't think any further on
Speaker 2: this topic. Your father does not have a big nose.
Speaker 2: He does. No, he does not. Okay, that's a lie.
Speaker 2: But that's funny though, Okay, Okay, So countries I don't,
Speaker 2: so I cannot tell you. So let's let's get off
Speaker 2: the noses. Because I dated a dude with a big
Speaker 2: nose and it was long. But then so that would
Speaker 2: be pencil and nobody wants that. Okay, Okay, So that
Speaker 2: was way too much information.
Speaker 1: Okay, So anyway, all right, countries with the world's largest.
Speaker 2: Penises number one, how do we know they all measured?
Speaker 1: Yes, they and they.
Speaker 2: Reported to the Book of Guinness World Records.
Speaker 1: They reported to the Book of Penises okay, So Ecuador.
Speaker 2: Are we all just doing like eye tests? God damn it,
Speaker 2: I'm just pack.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what, Okay, who did the research?
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see. I don't know who did the research. Oh,
Speaker 2: factors such as race, environment, hormones, and circumcisions. Oh, the
Speaker 2: potentially influenced the penis size. Okay, so maybe the circumcision doctor.
Speaker 1: They're reporting okay, when they're babies. Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: moving on equadors number one okay, Cameroon would be number two.
Speaker 1: Ecuador's number one with the six point nine average six
Speaker 1: point nine?
Speaker 2: Okay, is that really six point nine? I don't know
Speaker 2: this is okay, Let's.
Speaker 1: Just move to the smiles before erection six point nine
Speaker 1: before or after erection? Right, it doesn't say Robin, I
Speaker 1: need to know.
Speaker 2: It doesn't say Okay, that's guess who's the number that
Speaker 2: was number one, number number sixty eight on the US.
Speaker 2: Now is the UK, which at at hold on they're
Speaker 2: at five point seven five point one seven, so five
Speaker 2: inch sticks. And I could see that as again. I
Speaker 2: went to the UK this summer. As I was walking around,
Speaker 2: I saw no bulges and nothing, No, I saw nothing
Speaker 2: there no packages, no packages, number sixty the United States.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, five point three five okay, okay, I think
Speaker 1: that that would be none erect.
Speaker 2: Right, there's no way we like no a five inch dick?
Speaker 2: How long is five inches? It has to be none, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: it has to be yeah, okay. So I just want
Speaker 2: you to know number one and number two ladies, single
Speaker 2: ladies out here, all your single ladies.
Speaker 1: Bolivia would be number three, okay, and the Sudan would
Speaker 1: be number four. So get your tickets high class on
Speaker 1: the list.
Speaker 2: Oh, they didn't go that far. They just went to
Speaker 2: number sixty eight. They went through one through twenty, okay,
Speaker 2: and then we skipped to sixty, which is United States.
Speaker 2: Sixty eight is okay, okay, So if you want to
Speaker 2: get your girls trip, you go. Okay. I didn't told
Speaker 2: y'all where to go. Vomnosa Ecuador, Yes, yes, Zimbabwe is
Speaker 2: on here. Italy well, no, Italy's Italy is number nineteen.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Italy this summer, just saying, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: moving on, Robin, you always want to talk about penises, Robin, that.
Speaker 3: Was that?
Speaker 2: What's you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No?
Speaker 2: I mean you know, now, did we ever talk about
Speaker 2: the aliens. But we have talked about aliens. But did
Speaker 2: we talk about the alien report in Vegas?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, guys, I was freaked out. Okay, this this, this
Speaker 2: story is convoluted, okay, Okay, So apparently we did talk
Speaker 2: about this. There is an alien sight or an alien
Speaker 2: surveillance plant in Las Vegas, which the government knows about
Speaker 2: because it's theirs, and people in Vegas have been seeing
Speaker 2: alien aliens or UFOs. What's the UFO like? The object?
Speaker 1: They've been seeing the aliens walking down the street. So
Speaker 1: story time, which is that No, No, it's people that
Speaker 1: are super tall, like eight feet tall, buggy eyes okay,
Speaker 1: that are very far apart, and that's all that they say.
Speaker 2: They still have been even seeing sightings. Really you don't
Speaker 2: believe this, I believe it. I don't believe that what
Speaker 2: you saw the UFO? Who do you say driving the UFO?
Speaker 1: I don't know. But why do they Why when we
Speaker 1: vision envision what an alien looks like, they always look
Speaker 1: like that? Like, how do we know because we've seen
Speaker 1: that because the government has seen them? So you think
Speaker 1: we're the only living things?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I don't, Okay, So then why don't you believe this
Speaker 1: because we're not the only living things. But like, how
Speaker 1: why can they come here? But we can't go there?
Speaker 2: They're smarter than us, they're that much smarter. And we've
Speaker 2: waited in we've gone to other planets, right.
Speaker 1: But they don't have life. There's no planet anywhere near
Speaker 1: us that we know of that has life.
Speaker 2: Okay, but we haven't traveled with it, which the whole Moon?
Speaker 2: Have we traveled the whole Mars? Have we traveled the
Speaker 2: whole you know? We just went they've studied it. No,
Speaker 2: what we did was we went there and being real
Speaker 2: arrogant United States citizens, we just put a damn flag
Speaker 2: down and rolled out. We did not do search and rescue.
Speaker 1: Okay, we did not.
Speaker 2: So so the aliens live on the moon. They we didn't.
Speaker 2: We didn't have been to Mars and we been to
Speaker 2: the moon. Oh did we go to Mars? Pluto?
Speaker 1: We went.
Speaker 2: We went to more than just the Moon, did we Listen?
Speaker 2: My father used to work for NASA. Okay, Oh, then
Speaker 2: you should really know. I should really know. But I
Speaker 2: wasn't really paying attention when he told me these things.
Speaker 1: Perseverance a rover okay, went things.
Speaker 2: Actually people, it's.
Speaker 1: Not manned okay, where that you can't went to Jupiter, Saturn,
Speaker 1: see Uranus, yeah, and Neptune. Okay, I'm rare these aliens
Speaker 1: coming from I'm sure they found some place to live soon.
Speaker 2: Does your father believe the aliens have been here? I've
Speaker 2: never had discussed this with him. You need to ask them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is before or after I give him a drink?
Speaker 2: Which when am I talking about that? About this? Guys?
Speaker 2: So you guys have been writing us and we really
Speaker 2: appreciate it. Always yes, And we have a report. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's called summer Walker knows who y'all are. Now, I
Speaker 2: do know Summer Walker used to date London on the track. Okay,
Speaker 2: is that right? That's gotta be right. Yeah, So and
Speaker 2: London on the Track is apparently rights for everybody. He's
Speaker 2: on everyone's track. Okay, all right. She's this person says, hey, ladies,
Speaker 2: I now work at Dave and Busters after I lost
Speaker 2: my last job for cussing out my supervisor.
Speaker 1: Is this the same person that wrote into us and
Speaker 1: said they cussed out their supervisor?
Speaker 2: Was that a reason to be shady? He's a reasonable
Speaker 2: it shady.
Speaker 1: They cuss them out and wanted to know was he
Speaker 1: being shady because apparently you lost your job. Okay, So
Speaker 1: a few weeks ago to get another one.
Speaker 2: Okay. A few weeks ago, Drake and his entourage of
Speaker 2: people bought out David Buscher's overnight when he was in
Speaker 2: the area for Dreamville was Dreamville Amusable?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dream Okay?
Speaker 2: I thought it was like an amusement park. Okay. So
Speaker 2: and I worked the buy out and met Drake. Summer Walker,
Speaker 2: I g g y oh Iggy is Iggy is al Yah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know Iggy is Elia her booty
Speaker 1: bigger in person for real?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Okay, Tommy Lee j Cole and Waka. I
Speaker 2: know Waka Flaka because we know his ex wife. Yeah, Tammy,
Speaker 2: We like Tammy. Tammy just did something recently, she cuts
Speaker 2: somebody out and I was like, yeah, I was with
Speaker 2: her on that. Oh really okay, yeah, I can't remember. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Summer Walker is the sweetest ever. And guess what Summer
Speaker 2: Walker knows, y'all. I was talking to her about the
Speaker 2: Real Housewives and we started talking about Potomac and she
Speaker 2: said how she loves that when Giselle says something, she
Speaker 2: stands on it. I do. She said she watched the
Speaker 2: episode where y'all introduced the podcast on the show, and
Speaker 2: she listened to a few episodes period two snaps. Okay.
Speaker 2: Also I served some of Walker too. She ordered pretzel dogs.
Speaker 1: Summer Walker ordered pretzel dogs and a dangerous Waters Island
Speaker 1: punch dr He got the Malibu water inspired Yeah, Summer Walker,
Speaker 1: this is hilarious cold order.
Speaker 2: Okay. Overall, it was so cool meeting all these celebrities.
Speaker 2: I attached a picture that I took of my coworkers
Speaker 2: with Walker. I took the picture, but we are not
Speaker 2: allowed to have our phones with us, but Walka let
Speaker 2: us take it because one of the girls snuck her
Speaker 2: phone in. Of course one of the girls did that,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I was gonna when I said one of
Speaker 2: the girls snuck, I was like, oh oh, I was like,
Speaker 2: is this gonna go last right away?
Speaker 1: But right?
Speaker 2: But I love you Giselle and Robin. Podcast is a
Speaker 2: true escape for me. Okay. So I want you all
Speaker 2: to know the picture that he said, we can see
Speaker 2: no people. No, no, it's just the way that your president. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's just how it was. Proud.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Not mad at you, So first of all, that was
Speaker 1: you cursing at your boss at your last job that
Speaker 1: worked out for you, and.
Speaker 2: That was who set that in.
Speaker 1: He said it anyway, whether it was him or another
Speaker 1: person that worked out. Yes, you cussed your boss out.
Speaker 1: Yes you gotta jab a David Busters. And now you're
Speaker 1: hanging with all these celebrities okay, so true, and you're
Speaker 1: writing into the podcast and telling us their orders.
Speaker 2: Okay. So there. So this picture, guys is waka. He's
Speaker 2: in the back and there's about I don't know, six
Speaker 2: or seven women in front of him. They all look
Speaker 2: so like on fire, like they're having the time of
Speaker 2: their lives. Yes, I hope boss doesn't listen to this.
Speaker 2: You might be getting fired again, okay because you took
Speaker 2: a picture because the girl snuck a phone in. But
Speaker 2: they they are so excited. I love each and every
Speaker 2: one of y'all, Like y'all, this, this whole picture is
Speaker 2: amazing to me, Like, no, we're not bleeping, Yes, put
Speaker 2: you on blast okay. And we even said where you work,
Speaker 2: We said you worked at Bleep bleep da.
Speaker 1: Ble bleap.
Speaker 2: Okay. So so Drake buys out the whole thing.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Do we like David Bussers? What? I haven't been there
Speaker 1: for so long.
Speaker 2: Is this the one that you get tickets? Yeah, you
Speaker 2: play video games, you get tickets and you went prizes?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, eat food they have you know, good food, drinks, yes, basketball, hoops,
Speaker 1: video games right, all that.
Speaker 2: Carly, What was that summer Summer Walker song with Usher?
Speaker 2: She made it better? No, he got on her song
Speaker 2: or she got on his song. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: that was That was like one of my favorite Summer
Speaker 2: Walker songs. Okay, huh yeah, oh baby come through and Okay,
Speaker 2: how does it go? Because anyway, love that song. That's
Speaker 2: a vibe tonight Yeah, that ain't it?
Speaker 1: Robin? Yes, it was.
Speaker 2: Tonight dinner anyway, So i'mmer keep doing what you're doing. Yes,
Speaker 2: very much. So can we can we talk about Yes,
Speaker 2: we definitely appreciate that. Can we didn't talk about Juneteenth?
Speaker 2: June tenth, July. We're in July, okay, so we're in July, guys,
Speaker 2: and we forgot to talk about Juneteenth because I went
Speaker 2: somewhere and that was where the slaves got the information
Speaker 2: that they were free. Wow, where where was that? There's
Speaker 2: a place that that happened. Isn't it Oklahoma? It's not
Speaker 2: what it is?
Speaker 1: No, Texas it might be. Is it Texas?
Speaker 2: It was in Texas.
Speaker 1: It was like Galveston, Galveston, Galveston, Texas in eighteen sixty five.
Speaker 2: Eighteen sixty five. Okay, is that near Austin. Oh No,
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure. I don't know. So you were
Speaker 2: in Galveston, Texas. I was not. I was nowhere near
Speaker 2: this place, but I thought I was. Okay, anyway, Juneteenth,
Speaker 2: this is what I didn't know. This is a national holiday.
Speaker 2: That's a recent thing.
Speaker 1: I do know that.
Speaker 2: I do know it's a recent thing. People actually acknowledged
Speaker 2: it this year like they took off or whatever, like
Speaker 2: post off federals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a federal holiday. I think this is the
Speaker 1: second year that it's a federal holiday. I remember that
Speaker 1: last year or did it did.
Speaker 2: They did it get passed during COVID, because that's probably
Speaker 2: the only year this could ever get passed through.
Speaker 1: Well, it definitely, you know, like the whole like George
Speaker 1: Floyd movement after that gave it momentum. But it was
Speaker 1: like an old lady I can't remember her name, who
Speaker 1: walked from she So in Galveston, Texas and in certain
Speaker 1: areas they actually like Juneteenth is a big celebration has
Speaker 1: been a big celebration. It just was not recognized nationally.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I know, like locally my sorority would always have a
Speaker 1: Juneteenth celebration, but outside of that, you never heard about.
Speaker 1: For me, I never heard about Juneteenth anywhere. So the
Speaker 1: old lady walked from Galveston to d C to ask
Speaker 1: lawmakers to make it a national water holiday. I didn't
Speaker 1: know that.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that's recently. Yes, Oh that's amazing. Yeah. Where
Speaker 2: is she today in Galveston, Texas? Somebody hopefully flew her
Speaker 2: home because I don't want her to walk back, right,
Speaker 2: But I'm happy that it happened, okay. And I also
Speaker 2: want to say, so, there's this guy named John King.
Speaker 2: I used to work with him and he would always say,
Speaker 2: this is twenty years ago. He would have like a
Speaker 2: huge June teen celebration, and he would always invite me,
Speaker 2: and I went a couple of years. It's actually one
Speaker 2: year I went so far never mind, that's another story.
Speaker 2: So I didn't know anything about it. This is twenty
Speaker 2: years ago. I didn't know anything of what he was
Speaker 2: talking about, but his food was good, so I kept
Speaker 2: going back here. I was like, you did that whatever, whatever,
Speaker 2: we're doing. I'm down, so I'm happy that. Yes, we
Speaker 2: need to acknowledge.
Speaker 1: Okay, when did Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves?
Speaker 2: So it was like eighteen sixty three, right man? So
Speaker 2: how long did it take? Two years? Two years years
Speaker 2: for the people in Galvestona to find them out that
Speaker 2: they were free because their slave owners didn't want them
Speaker 2: to know, right they knew rights? That crazy? So he
Speaker 2: was getting they were getting two years of two years.
Speaker 2: Well yes, obviously free labor, but two years of labor
Speaker 2: they should not have been getting. But can you imagine
Speaker 2: like life back then?
Speaker 1: Like it just makes you appreciate all the technology we
Speaker 1: have right now because that's what that could never happen.
Speaker 2: In two seconds, right, Yes, I could never be an
Speaker 2: immediate walk on.
Speaker 1: My rights like what.
Speaker 2: It literally took two years, that's us. That's crazy for
Speaker 2: them to find out they were free.
Speaker 3: Wow, there may be some of you who don't know
Speaker 3: what June teens is. They enslaved in Texas were told
Speaker 3: they were free for two and a half years after
Speaker 3: the Emancipation Proclamation freed them. They watching a t icing,
Speaker 3: they pray for freedom to come.
Speaker 1: And it finally did.
Speaker 3: June teeth is not a Texas thing. It's not a
Speaker 3: black thing. We're talking about freedom for everyone.
Speaker 2: Look up. Okay.
Speaker 1: And she was determined to make Juneteenth the holiday. Okay,
Speaker 1: a national federal holiday.
Speaker 2: Thank you, because I appreciate that. And I have some
Speaker 2: couple of things to read here, Rober, you do that
Speaker 2: would make you happy? Are we ready? I'm ready? Yes? Okay.
Speaker 2: So I watched episodes of the Real Housewives potomach and
Speaker 2: you guys are the funniest. The other day I suddenly
Speaker 2: remember that you have a podcast and started listening last week. Well, goddamn, Sonia,
Speaker 2: where have you been for the past year and a half?
Speaker 1: Three years?
Speaker 2: Shit? Three years? This sucks season? Oh yeah, where have
Speaker 2: you been, Sonya? But anyway, better late than ever? Okay,
Speaker 2: she says, I love it and I'm now on episode
Speaker 2: fifty one and can't wait to listen to all the
Speaker 2: other episodes. What episode are we on now? One hundred
Speaker 2: and two? Okay? She real slow Okay, would have loved
Speaker 2: to come to your live podcast, but it's a bit
Speaker 2: far from Norway. Uh, what the hell? This lady's in
Speaker 2: nor Sonya. I'm sorry, I forbad You're allay in Norway?
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: Thank you, maybe if you were to go to London
Speaker 2: like you talked about in one of the episodes. Anyway,
Speaker 2: love the pod and can't wait for the next episode,
Speaker 2: so that's really nice. We're getting love from Norway, okay,
Speaker 2: and our favorites we haven't heard from in a while,
Speaker 2: the Allen, the Ali Hawkins family. Yes, okay, she said
Speaker 2: today this is from Asia. So today's podcast was not
Speaker 2: the one to listen to without headphones at work. I
Speaker 2: have an open door policy. I'm sitting at my desk
Speaker 2: and a teacher walks in. Just as Giselle says, measuring penis.
Speaker 2: I tried so hard to get the button off pause.
Speaker 2: Doctor Asia, Allie.
Speaker 1: I think we said the word penis a few times today,
Speaker 1: so so we should tell her penis.
Speaker 2: Penis meenas Yeah. Okay, on that note, we are out
Speaker 2: of here. That is our episode. Thank you so much
Speaker 2: for listening. You know, don't ever forget to live your
Speaker 2: life either. Reasonable It's shady.
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