WEBVTT - | Ep 97 | Penis, Penis, Penis!

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect

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<v Speaker 1>podcast Network and iHeartRadio.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. I am Jaselle Bryant.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? What's up?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Robin Dixon. Thank you for being here with

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<v Speaker 1>us once again. Was that? Is that a song?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of? Is it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>What cut? Woo HALLI back? Is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's Gwen Stefani. No, that's all that girl. Okay, No,

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<v Speaker 2>not that I Cameron or what? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>one of them back in the day, Yes, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be Phara.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of Pharral Farra had a major Louis Vautore. Yes

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<v Speaker 2>fashion show. Yes, all the stars came out, All the

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<v Speaker 2>stars came out. So my question is, did he take

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<v Speaker 2>over for Virgil? Was this Virgil job?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>So? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He only released a men's collection. Oh all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>assume he's working on a women's collection. But he only

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<v Speaker 1>released that was just the men's collection.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I guess so. But it is he's like

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<v Speaker 2>a permanent Is this a permanent thing or is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it seems dope like everybody everything seemed like

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<v Speaker 2>really nice. I heard that they were giving Kim Kardashian

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<v Speaker 2>a hard time for what she had on.

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<v Speaker 1>But like I thought it was cute. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was cute too. But and that's what he gave her

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<v Speaker 1>to wear, right, exactly, everybody needs to relax, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Beyonce looked amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's so crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like if you put whatever Kim had on, if

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<v Speaker 1>you put that on Rihanna, people would be like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she killed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Rihanna's belly is too big for what Kim had on. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not shit, Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 1>Kim had on a sports pra and true, that is true,

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<v Speaker 1>that is very true.

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<v Speaker 2>But Rihanna had I saw her. She was in she

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<v Speaker 2>a Sap had a concert. She was there and she

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<v Speaker 2>had on like a see through laced like whole like

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<v Speaker 2>Onesie situation. Yeah, super cute. Yeah, of course it was

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<v Speaker 2>super cute. Well no, no, no, no, I don't believe that

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<v Speaker 2>everything she has on is cute, but like that night,

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<v Speaker 2>it was fantastic. Yes, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>See Okay, I know we haven't. We're getting Yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>saw a video. I want to ask your opinion of them.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to post it or something. They were together

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a selfie stout video and he was smoking

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<v Speaker 1>weed and she's like right there next to him, and

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<v Speaker 1>she's big and pregnant, Like, yeah, how do you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, that's probably not good. Yeah yeah, survey says yes,

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<v Speaker 2>not not a ten. Doctors say, right, that's not.

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<v Speaker 1>A good smoke, not a good idea. Okay, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>leave it there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but hopefully it's not a habit.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, she clearly had no problem with it

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<v Speaker 1>because they posted it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really yeah yeah yeah, and she's like she's like

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<v Speaker 2>almost too right, she's big. Yeah. Oh wow. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>we gotta be careful. So maybe he should just had

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<v Speaker 2>an edible instead. True, just saying true. Okay, so reasonably

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<v Speaker 2>shady moment of the week. We cannot forget that, rob

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<v Speaker 2>of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Not so.

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<v Speaker 2>I recently I said, you know, I took Grace off

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<v Speaker 2>to college, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a question, is she coming back or she gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's coming back. She's coming back in August, and

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<v Speaker 2>then we'll take a nice little family vak and then

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<v Speaker 2>she goes back for the summer, I mean for the

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<v Speaker 2>fall session. Okay, So I decided because this was my

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<v Speaker 2>first time, like moving a child into a dorm room

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<v Speaker 2>that I wanted to see this dorm room and then

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<v Speaker 2>figure out what to buy her. Okay, okay. So I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the dorm room and there was nothing to see there, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>just FYI and she has her own room. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Now is this dorm like original dorm? So they knew

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<v Speaker 1>or you know, like some school some universities have new facilities.

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<v Speaker 2>Now like is this has this one been around for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time? Nothing reaked new? Okay, okay, it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was all the way live oh okay, so real

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<v Speaker 2>college experience, yes, yes. So and by the way, shout

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<v Speaker 2>out to my sowar Wars that were on the yard

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<v Speaker 2>because when they saw me that, I was like how

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<v Speaker 2>sore wars there.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like hey, hey, hey.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, And I'll come back to them in a minute. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had to bust a move to Tarja. Busted

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<v Speaker 2>to move.

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<v Speaker 1>And the people that are shady right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now are Target, okay, because Target was run through, Like yeah, Target.

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<v Speaker 2>You know this time is coming in the year, stock

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<v Speaker 2>up of yes of children trying to get their things

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<v Speaker 2>for the college experience, and you know that the parents

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<v Speaker 2>are only gonna be in town for a certain amount

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<v Speaker 2>of time. Why wouldn't you be stocked and ready to

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<v Speaker 2>go because we in the bathroom aisle fighting over stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We shouldn't be fighting over right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to the mom is like, you're gonna take them?

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<v Speaker 1>Already take them towns. Are you gonna take that iron?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the last iron? Are you sure you want that iron?

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<v Speaker 1>Your kid can be ranking found? My god, we go

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<v Speaker 1>we had we negotiate. Wow in the target aisles.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it, it was it was that yes target, get

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<v Speaker 2>it together, and there weren't any other targets you could

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<v Speaker 2>have gone to. Okay the town, yes one is a

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<v Speaker 2>one target town. Yes, okay, So but I got her

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<v Speaker 2>a whole bunch of things and then we uh brought

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<v Speaker 2>it back to her room. And as we're like trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get stuff out of the car because you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we had a million bags, my sore Wars popped out

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<v Speaker 2>of nowhere and said, oh my gosh, do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>need help? I said, absent freaking lutely, and then more

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<v Speaker 2>sore Wars started popping out. Shot shout out to the

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<v Speaker 2>women of Alpha Kappa Alpha, and they helped us move

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<v Speaker 2>Grace in. Oh wow. Not only did they do that,

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<v Speaker 2>when we got up there because you know, we had

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<v Speaker 2>to walk up the steps because the elevator was occupied.

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<v Speaker 2>Floor second, oh thank god, they get in the room.

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<v Speaker 2>My little sores get in the room and they was like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, this room is not set up correctly, and

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<v Speaker 2>they moving furniture and you figuring it all out and

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<v Speaker 2>making it better.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, all right, so roar, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was all.

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<v Speaker 1>Excited and Grace was like, oh, thank you, and yes.

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<v Speaker 2>So shout out to the ladies of alphap Apathy Incorporated

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<v Speaker 2>and Target you shaped.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like they that one particularly needs to be like

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<v Speaker 1>super stocked up at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Crazy. Yeah, that's so crazy, that's sane.

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<v Speaker 1>That's frustrating. So now you're gonna have like ship stuff

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<v Speaker 1>to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she sent me a list per my request

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<v Speaker 2>of like things on a ship. But you know that's

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing, because I'm like, where's your mailbox and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, oh, well, I think it's like one address

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<v Speaker 2>for everybody. And then you get like an email when

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<v Speaker 2>something comes for you and then you go pick it up.

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<v Speaker 3>The life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the life. It's like, what the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, that's the life. Yes, anyway, yes, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what what is your reasonably shady moment?

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<v Speaker 2>Robin? So you know what, I'm gonna just I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>just give it to my landscaper. What what's wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>the landscape?

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<v Speaker 1>Arriving you're by the way, your landscaping is very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, we have had a drought in Maryland,

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<v Speaker 1>yes we have. But my grass started off the beginning

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<v Speaker 1>of the spring like so beautiful, beauty, freen and popping,

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<v Speaker 1>and now it's like yellow. Oh it's brown, yes, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>slash brown. What happened dude?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we haven't really had rain.

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<v Speaker 1>We've had a really great We've got really great weather.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's did he tell you the water? Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not even why he's shady. So yeah, I mean I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell me to water and stuff, but like these are

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<v Speaker 1>the times when I'm like, I regret not getting in

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<v Speaker 1>ground sprinkler all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Type of stuff. Okay, whatever, it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why, like it's raining this week, and I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>mad because we need our grass needs to be watered. Yes, so,

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<v Speaker 1>but my landscape is shady for so many reasons. First

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<v Speaker 1>of all, I've been asking him since before the spring

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<v Speaker 1>to put a tree in my front yard and there's.

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<v Speaker 2>No tree in my front yard. But why do you

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<v Speaker 2>want that? I just do. I just want like because

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just like stuff like that. A tree

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<v Speaker 2>like that's gonna grow big a crape myrtle. The hell

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<v Speaker 2>it's not going to be. It's very they're very pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>They come in different colors, like different leaf color, leaf

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<v Speaker 1>color or bloom colors.

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<v Speaker 2>How tall do they grow?

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<v Speaker 1>It won't be super big, so it's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>like it's not like those huge ones there. Like, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to like overtake the house. Okay, great, it

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<v Speaker 1>would just be really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know what they terrify me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're skared it's gonna like fall in the house. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>well these won't that, Like, this won't be like that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be more just pretty. Okay, I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've been waiting for my tree forever. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for him to do some some little landscaping. But

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<v Speaker 1>the shady part is because one day one is talking

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<v Speaker 1>to him and we noticed, like his T shirt is

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<v Speaker 1>like real tattered, right, and as in holy just holy

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<v Speaker 1>dirty loose. You know what I mean she looks like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so we've known this guy for a long time. He

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<v Speaker 1>actually used to do our lawn when One was first

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<v Speaker 1>in the NBA, Like, he's been doing our he's been

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<v Speaker 1>doing our grass since like two thousand and two whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we moved to a townhouse. He wasn't with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah he was back. Okay, that's probably the problem, but

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead. No, but he's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's like, how often do you wash the shirt?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay and pause with the story because that's the shade.

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<v Speaker 2>Wan gets better. Jesus like, hey, man, I mean I

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<v Speaker 2>might wash it like every three days or so. It's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>it's fine. It's like, okay, this man's working outside all

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<v Speaker 2>day and he wears the shirt. It gets better. So

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<v Speaker 2>then One was like, you know, that's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>red flags going off and wants it. He's like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>do you take a shower every day?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Shit? No? He's like no, no, what, No, he

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<v Speaker 1>don't take a shower.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Like, he does not take a shower every day.

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<v Speaker 2>He does not have a woman in his life, No,

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<v Speaker 2>he does not. And then that was the next question,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have a girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh hell no, be like Okay, I have

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<v Speaker 2>a boyfriend. You don't have a boyfriend either, walking around lonely.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just so busy.

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<v Speaker 2>I just come home. He took a shower, yes, after

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<v Speaker 2>being outside all day. That is so crazy. He comes

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<v Speaker 2>on Thursdays. You might seem tenty minutes. Okay, okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>wait wait, let's back up. And when you get up

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning, are you that busy that you can't

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<v Speaker 2>bathe shower? Listen? You know I'm here for a quick shower.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't rinse off? No, he can't. Not every day,

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<v Speaker 2>might be once every three days or so. Why should

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<v Speaker 2>have asked where does he live? What's the living situation?

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<v Speaker 2>He might be sharing this bathroom with a whole lot

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<v Speaker 2>of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>He can't get in. No, No, that's not a oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. He is just being exhausted, and he is

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<v Speaker 1>okay with smelling, with being outside in the grass and

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<v Speaker 1>the dirt, with the bugs what and getting in?

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<v Speaker 2>So did Wane offer your shout now?

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<v Speaker 1>No for the moment, okay, because I know Wine is

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<v Speaker 1>probably like, no, we got to clean you now.

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell no, we were like yo, Like, first of all,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even believe he admitted to that. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just how old is this man? So he's got to

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<v Speaker 2>be I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, okay, if you had to guess some forty four,

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<v Speaker 1>I gem fifty seven, fifty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a fifty six year old man who's not

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<v Speaker 2>washing on a regular basis. That is problematic. How much

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<v Speaker 2>money would it require for you to want date him? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>What? Never?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just there's no amount of money. That's not a

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<v Speaker 2>million dollars. I don't want to smell his balls. Five

0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:07.319
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting grossed out. Five million, mabgb's you'll take five million?

0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>What do I have to do on the day? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>This is just drinks? Because I could do drinks, okay

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<v Speaker 2>for five million?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably drinks. This is horrible, isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? That's a mess. Yeah, I mean it is what

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<v Speaker 2>it is like. He clearly is married to his job. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But speaking of dating, I saw on the internet that

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<v Speaker 2>hold on because this is a beautiful story. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to share it. Okay, Okay. So there is a man

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<v Speaker 2>who's one hundred years old from California and he's celebrating

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<v Speaker 2>his seventy ninth year of marriage with his ninety six

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<v Speaker 2>year old wife seventy nine? So they were nineteen. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen? Do you want to be with somebody for seventy

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<v Speaker 2>nine years? Seventy nine years? I've looked at your crusty

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<v Speaker 2>ass and your stanky feet. Oh, seventy nine. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>all due respect to them, that's halfway there. I think

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<v Speaker 2>I'm halfway there. That. I mean, it's kind of amazing

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<v Speaker 2>because it's like that's that's like a lot. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>but is that amazing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the goal to stay with somebody until you die?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what they say, for better or for worse, till

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<v Speaker 1>death do you part?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? But is that really the This is not twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty three. There's got to be some new rules here.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, okay, my parents have been together.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty something, they had their fiftieths. Not yet, oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>think they're coming up on fifty. They're coming up on fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>They're coming up on fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, but at some point, like I feel like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like.

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<v Speaker 1>When you get to that age, right, one hundred years old,

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<v Speaker 1>not one hundred, but like say you get to your seventies, okay, cool, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like do you really.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to learn another crusty seventy year old. You know

0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:07.040
<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying that she might want some new new.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you want some new new?

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<v Speaker 3>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe, I mean, but but.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's the spontaneity, where's the excitement? Somethings got to get? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So what did he say? Did he have something beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>to say about his bride? About his wife? I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of threw the phone down and discussed Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't you didn't you weren't elated to see a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful first.

0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.840
<v Speaker 2>I was a love story first, but then I started

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<v Speaker 2>thinking about it and I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>this actually really might not be cool. Yeah. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure neither one expected no to be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and ninety six and all that. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>at the age of twenty and seventeen they got married.

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<v Speaker 2>She was seventeen, he was twenty. So at seventeen, did

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<v Speaker 2>she know what she wanted in life? Hell? No, Toms

0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.600
<v Speaker 2>were way different back then. He's just excited because they

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<v Speaker 2>stuck together all these years.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Is really it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Like I said, I'm halfway there, y'all. I think No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're well kind of who. Okay, so God bless them.

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<v Speaker 2>We're happy for them, and you know, it's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like to each his own.

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<v Speaker 1>It's definitely to each his own. And I think, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>some people really take their vowels very seriously.

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<v Speaker 2>They we all should as yes, but they.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably didn't realize that they were going to still be

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<v Speaker 1>alive at one hundred and ninety six. No, but I wonder, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like are they are? They both like spry and like

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of you know, they're both sitting, both healthy,

0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.400
<v Speaker 1>they look like it they toasted. They looking like they're healthy,

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<v Speaker 1>and they look good. Listen if it works for you,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think I mean because Okay, by the time

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<v Speaker 1>they got to like ninety ten years ago, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>do you think they were like, why.

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<v Speaker 2>Do to spend my whole life with this person? And

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<v Speaker 2>then out? And then at that point it's too late? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm let's just put this really in perspective. There's

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<v Speaker 2>probably decades where they hated each other. Oh right, So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, do you want that energy? Like a decade

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<v Speaker 2>of my life I'm with a marriage to somebody I

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<v Speaker 2>freaking hate, Like that's a lot of it. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like we should have them on the podcast. I do too,

0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:25.840
<v Speaker 2>I do too. Let's make sure we get their teeth in. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>speaking of love, because this is actually good. So Carly

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<v Speaker 2>find them. Okay, let's see how long that takes, Carl Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>So okay, Carl said, she just got back. Where'd you go?

0:16:41.160 --> 0:16:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Did you go on vac? Okay? She was gone. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy she's back. She's busy with her real life.

0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:57.280
<v Speaker 2>She's busy with yes, yes, get me together. Okay. Speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of married couples that you know we aspire to be. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is how you stay with somebody for seventy nine years? Okay. Russell, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the football player what's his last name? Westbrook Russell Wilson.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go, bought Sierra's masters.

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<v Speaker 2>And get masters to all of her music nice and

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<v Speaker 2>gave them to her for the Valentine's Day, her birthday,

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<v Speaker 2>one of them. Okay.

0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:27.080
<v Speaker 1>That is so that she could start her own music

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<v Speaker 1>label if she wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's a very thoughtful gift. That is extremely thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very thoughtful.

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<v Speaker 1>Start. Yeah, well, I will stay away for you, with

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<v Speaker 1>you for seventy nine years for yeah, yes, Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how you.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep a woman. Yeah, that's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, speaking of Russell's Oh Jesus, do you have

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<v Speaker 1>any tea on Russell Simmons.

0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I do, and I'm keeping it to myself. But come oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I think it's the tea that everybody knows.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any more tea because okay, because everybody

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<v Speaker 2>knows that he and Kamara bought into Celsius. Right, everybody

0:17:59.359 --> 0:18:02.200
<v Speaker 2>knows that, right. No, that there was a lawsuit, no

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<v Speaker 2>what No, Yes, everybody knows that Russell sued Kimora's ex husband.

0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:08.399
<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, okay, all right, it's a little blurry, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Russell's sue okay, So all right, So Rusma were married,

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<v Speaker 1>they got divorced in what year?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty years ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>They had kids, yeah, ming and ye two girls, beautiful girls. Yeah. Smart.

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<v Speaker 2>So they.

0:18:28.320 --> 0:18:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Russelling and Camara put money into Celsius. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So the energy drink, the energy drink, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody tell me ozimpic is in that energy drink.

0:18:41.720 --> 0:18:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Just I'm just telling you what people say it. Okay, okay, okay, fine,

0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:48.679
<v Speaker 1>I made that up. So anyway, No, I didn't make

0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:50.520
<v Speaker 1>that up. I actuallybody told me that, I actually like

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the the ingredient, that the ingredients. There's nozipic,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know what it would be like a

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<v Speaker 1>different name, different name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, we're gonna have to look at it. It

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<v Speaker 2>does kill your apple zempes Celsius does celsius? Yeah?

0:19:03.040 --> 0:19:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, so so they might be Olympic and it

0:19:06.000 --> 0:19:08.760
<v Speaker 1>might be like a trace amount of whatever is an Olympic.

0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:10.680
<v Speaker 2>It might be like a trace amount of celsius. You

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<v Speaker 2>heard it here first. Okay, so breaking news. They apparently

0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Russell you know, I guess didn't believe that they would

0:19:17.960 --> 0:19:20.520
<v Speaker 2>have a return on this or whatever. So he wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to sell his share. Oh and he did to Camara.

0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.159
<v Speaker 1>Okay, cam No, I'm sorry, I'm lying. He sold it

0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.600
<v Speaker 1>to Kimora's sex husband. Okay, I can't remember what his

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<v Speaker 1>name is. Which the black guy to white guy, white guy? Okay, Tim?

0:19:32.840 --> 0:19:35.360
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I think it was Tim Cookers. I know it's

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<v Speaker 1>that apple.

0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Anyway, he got into some hedge fund

0:19:37.880 --> 0:19:41.879
<v Speaker 2>troubles and he was being sued. Okay, he needed money

0:19:42.680 --> 0:19:47.320
<v Speaker 2>for the suit, Okay, so he sold that share to Camora. Okay,

0:19:47.640 --> 0:19:51.440
<v Speaker 2>that share is now worth two hundred and fifty million dollars. Okay, okay,

0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:54.000
<v Speaker 2>so we were all cut up. Yeah, that's and I

0:19:54.040 --> 0:19:55.800
<v Speaker 2>don't think I made that up. I think this is

0:19:56.520 --> 0:19:57.160
<v Speaker 2>this is all foul.

0:19:57.200 --> 0:19:59.600
<v Speaker 1>Well that's where I heard we had to say two

0:19:59.680 --> 0:20:03.080
<v Speaker 1>hundred fifty million dollars, Like Russell said, Kamora owes him.

0:20:04.040 --> 0:20:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, took his two hundred prety million dollars. Right, So

0:20:06.160 --> 0:20:10.880
<v Speaker 2>Russell sues Kamara and the ex husband for this share back.

0:20:11.800 --> 0:20:14.840
<v Speaker 2>He lost, okay, okay, So that's what I feel like.

0:20:14.920 --> 0:20:18.080
<v Speaker 2>The anger comes in. Okay, okay. So he lost. He's

0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:21.160
<v Speaker 2>making another deal. He's bitter because he was stupid, yes,

0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:23.480
<v Speaker 2>and he's making other business deals that aren't panning out

0:20:24.560 --> 0:20:30.800
<v Speaker 2>per Coomor's I g got it. So Father's Day rolls around,

0:20:30.840 --> 0:20:33.600
<v Speaker 2>and Father's Day brings out the best of the worst

0:20:33.640 --> 0:20:35.879
<v Speaker 2>of people, say anything.

0:20:36.000 --> 0:20:38.600
<v Speaker 1>We can never get through a Father's Day in peace?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? WHOA So that ming I believe TOOKI No, it's

0:20:45.560 --> 0:20:48.800
<v Speaker 2>ming Mingo ming. Yes, Ming posts the picture of Kamara

0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:51.359
<v Speaker 2>and said happy Father's Dame. Right, Okay, Yes, that's what

0:20:51.480 --> 0:20:55.440
<v Speaker 2>all hell broke loose? Yes, In the Simmons household, Okay,

0:20:55.920 --> 0:20:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Kamara is like, I'm gonna air you out because Jesus

0:20:58.600 --> 0:21:01.320
<v Speaker 2>is going on too far because he is taking out

0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:03.639
<v Speaker 2>his anger on the children and that is what you

0:21:03.720 --> 0:21:07.639
<v Speaker 2>cannot do. So I think we're all up to speed. Okay,

0:21:07.960 --> 0:21:10.720
<v Speaker 2>all right, good, Okay, So I didn't that I missed

0:21:10.760 --> 0:21:12.160
<v Speaker 2>the celsiest part.

0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:16.520
<v Speaker 1>However, it was really it was. I mean, I feel

0:21:16.560 --> 0:21:19.320
<v Speaker 1>for the girls, especially like I feel like Aoki. She

0:21:19.600 --> 0:21:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was really like pulled in and really just like spilling

0:21:24.040 --> 0:21:26.760
<v Speaker 1>her her guts and release it and can tell that

0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:30.680
<v Speaker 1>she's like so hurt, Yeah, by the relationship between you know,

0:21:30.760 --> 0:21:33.520
<v Speaker 1>her and her father and how he's treated them. Did

0:21:33.560 --> 0:21:36.600
<v Speaker 1>you see the video of him like screaming at her

0:21:37.160 --> 0:21:39.720
<v Speaker 1>the face time with the with the audio off. Yes,

0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:41.399
<v Speaker 1>I was trying to read his lips, I know.

0:21:42.960 --> 0:21:46.640
<v Speaker 2>So I'm so damn crazy. So there is a video

0:21:46.800 --> 0:21:51.320
<v Speaker 2>of Russell screaming at his child on face time. The

0:21:51.359 --> 0:21:53.480
<v Speaker 2>audio was off, so I'm like trying to slow it

0:21:53.520 --> 0:21:55.040
<v Speaker 2>down to like see what he's saying so I can

0:21:55.080 --> 0:22:01.040
<v Speaker 2>read his lips. It was not good, okay, Bords. Yeah,

0:22:01.119 --> 0:22:03.560
<v Speaker 2>And it's and listen at the end of the day,

0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.920
<v Speaker 2>like leave the kids out of it. If you're have

0:22:06.960 --> 0:22:08.879
<v Speaker 2>an issue with your ex, even if you have an

0:22:08.960 --> 0:22:12.399
<v Speaker 2>issue with who you're with when it's children evolved, just

0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:14.920
<v Speaker 2>lead them out of it. You can't involve the kids.

0:22:14.960 --> 0:22:17.200
<v Speaker 1>They can't handle it. They can't handle the truth. No,

0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:20.160
<v Speaker 1>and then especially if you know, like some are more

0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:23.720
<v Speaker 1>sensitive than others, Like I feel like Aoki showed that, Like,

0:22:24.119 --> 0:22:27.879
<v Speaker 1>you know, she really is emotional, you know, and she

0:22:28.200 --> 0:22:30.879
<v Speaker 1>just like I mean, it was just snowball and she

0:22:31.040 --> 0:22:32.200
<v Speaker 1>just kept going and kept going.

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:37.200
<v Speaker 2>And I wanted to be like, eh, stop And if

0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:40.240
<v Speaker 2>a child is ever posting Happy Father's Day and there's

0:22:40.240 --> 0:22:43.520
<v Speaker 2>a picture of the mom, you know this has been

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<v Speaker 2>happening for a while, right, That's what I took from

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<v Speaker 2>that exactly. But I didn't pick that up.

0:22:50.280 --> 0:22:52.840
<v Speaker 1>So you know, I'm just you know, sometimes you have

0:22:53.080 --> 0:22:55.800
<v Speaker 1>insider tea. I mean, I feel like this was a

0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:58.720
<v Speaker 1>newer thing. Like I didn't think maybe that relationship was

0:22:58.760 --> 0:22:59.360
<v Speaker 1>this strained.

0:23:02.000 --> 0:23:05.040
<v Speaker 2>I I didn't know, like and I didn't even know

0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:10.080
<v Speaker 2>to ask. But what I do know is Russell came

0:23:10.160 --> 0:23:11.160
<v Speaker 2>back with I love y'all.

0:23:11.320 --> 0:23:13.800
<v Speaker 1>I love y'all more than me, right, stop it, right,

0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:16.600
<v Speaker 1>But they would say, like he almost is a manipulator

0:23:16.680 --> 0:23:18.720
<v Speaker 1>or something, because they would say he would post, he

0:23:18.760 --> 0:23:20.840
<v Speaker 1>would post stuff and be like, oh, Kamora sent me

0:23:20.960 --> 0:23:25.080
<v Speaker 1>flowers and like she didn't send flower That.

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:27.240
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't even make any sense, Like what ex wife is

0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:30.320
<v Speaker 2>sending their husband flowers? Their ex husband flowers? Right, So

0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:33.720
<v Speaker 2>it's like he's trying to it's he's trying to like

0:23:33.960 --> 0:23:36.360
<v Speaker 2>prove a point or something or like what's the point?

0:23:36.400 --> 0:23:38.159
<v Speaker 1>Make it seem like make it seem that they're all

0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:40.760
<v Speaker 1>one big, happy family. Oh okay, you know what I'm saying,

0:23:41.080 --> 0:23:43.120
<v Speaker 1>Like everything's good in the hood, but like why why

0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't get it?

0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't and it's not for me to get Yeah,

0:23:46.760 --> 0:23:50.080
<v Speaker 2>but Camora, if you're if you, if you're percentage just

0:23:50.080 --> 0:23:53.000
<v Speaker 2>two hundred and fifty million, get it girl. Okay, not

0:23:53.160 --> 0:23:56.919
<v Speaker 2>mad at you. That's awesome. Yeah, it's a great investment. Yes, well,

0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:59.239
<v Speaker 2>this is something I didn't know. Okay, maybe I did

0:24:00.119 --> 0:24:02.240
<v Speaker 2>a study that claims that men with big noses tend

0:24:02.320 --> 0:24:07.120
<v Speaker 2>to have larger penises. Oh okay, and have we talked Yeah,

0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:11.679
<v Speaker 2>we talked about this. The penis breakdown by country, right,

0:24:11.880 --> 0:24:13.879
<v Speaker 2>and it was Ecuador. I believe that was the highest.

0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh did we did we talk about that. No, oh, okay,

0:24:16.880 --> 0:24:21.280
<v Speaker 2>because I already booked my flight. We didn't. We didn't

0:24:21.320 --> 0:24:24.479
<v Speaker 2>discuss this. Okay, well, let me pull that up. But anyway,

0:24:24.760 --> 0:24:26.280
<v Speaker 2>do you know men with some big noses?

0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:29.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to say this because this sounds

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<v Speaker 1>real creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, give it to me. What do you mean my

0:24:33.720 --> 0:24:34.720
<v Speaker 2>father has a big nose?

0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:38.600
<v Speaker 1>That's why I don't want to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>When you said men with big nos I thought about

0:24:40.640 --> 0:24:42.639
<v Speaker 2>my dad. I'm like, I can't think any further on

0:24:42.760 --> 0:24:45.160
<v Speaker 2>this topic. Your father does not have a big nose.

0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:49.880
<v Speaker 2>He does. No, he does not. Okay, that's a lie.

0:24:51.680 --> 0:24:56.840
<v Speaker 2>But that's funny though, Okay, Okay, So countries I don't,

0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:59.480
<v Speaker 2>so I cannot tell you. So let's let's get off

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.200
<v Speaker 2>the noses. Because I dated a dude with a big

0:25:01.280 --> 0:25:04.600
<v Speaker 2>nose and it was long. But then so that would

0:25:04.600 --> 0:25:07.760
<v Speaker 2>be pencil and nobody wants that. Okay, Okay, So that

0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:08.920
<v Speaker 2>was way too much information.

0:25:09.359 --> 0:25:15.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So anyway, all right, countries with the world's largest.

0:25:15.240 --> 0:25:19.879
<v Speaker 2>Penises number one, how do we know they all measured?

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they and they.

0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:24.840
<v Speaker 2>Reported to the Book of Guinness World Records.

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:30.800
<v Speaker 1>They reported to the Book of Penises okay, So Ecuador.

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.760
<v Speaker 2>Are we all just doing like eye tests? God damn it,

0:25:33.920 --> 0:25:35.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm just pack.

0:25:35.000 --> 0:25:38.399
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know what, Okay, who did the research?

0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Let's see, let's see. I don't know who did the research. Oh,

0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:47.760
<v Speaker 2>factors such as race, environment, hormones, and circumcisions. Oh, the

0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 2>potentially influenced the penis size. Okay, so maybe the circumcision doctor.

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:58.840
<v Speaker 1>They're reporting okay, when they're babies. Okay, okay, all right,

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:03.800
<v Speaker 1>moving on equadors number one okay, Cameroon would be number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Ecuador's number one with the six point nine average six

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:09.120
<v Speaker 1>point nine?

0:26:09.560 --> 0:26:12.879
<v Speaker 2>Okay, is that really six point nine? I don't know

0:26:13.000 --> 0:26:15.680
<v Speaker 2>this is okay, Let's.

0:26:15.480 --> 0:26:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Just move to the smiles before erection six point nine

0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:22.440
<v Speaker 1>before or after erection? Right, it doesn't say Robin, I

0:26:22.560 --> 0:26:22.920
<v Speaker 1>need to know.

0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:27.440
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't say Okay, that's guess who's the number that

0:26:27.520 --> 0:26:30.920
<v Speaker 2>was number one, number number sixty eight on the US.

0:26:31.440 --> 0:26:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Now is the UK, which at at hold on they're

0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:40.640
<v Speaker 2>at five point seven five point one seven, so five

0:26:40.680 --> 0:26:43.320
<v Speaker 2>inch sticks. And I could see that as again. I

0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 2>went to the UK this summer. As I was walking around,

0:26:46.320 --> 0:26:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I saw no bulges and nothing, No, I saw nothing

0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:53.480
<v Speaker 2>there no packages, no packages, number sixty the United States.

0:26:53.560 --> 0:26:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, five point three five okay, okay, I think

0:26:58.200 --> 0:26:59.880
<v Speaker 1>that that would be none erect.

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:05.360
<v Speaker 2>Right, there's no way we like no a five inch dick?

0:27:05.480 --> 0:27:08.040
<v Speaker 2>How long is five inches? It has to be none, right, yeah,

0:27:08.040 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 2>it has to be yeah, okay. So I just want

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:15.560
<v Speaker 2>you to know number one and number two ladies, single

0:27:15.640 --> 0:27:17.639
<v Speaker 2>ladies out here, all your single ladies.

0:27:17.840 --> 0:27:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Bolivia would be number three, okay, and the Sudan would

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:24.800
<v Speaker 1>be number four. So get your tickets high class on

0:27:24.880 --> 0:27:25.240
<v Speaker 1>the list.

0:27:25.640 --> 0:27:27.080
<v Speaker 2>Oh, they didn't go that far. They just went to

0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 2>number sixty eight. They went through one through twenty, okay,

0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:32.920
<v Speaker 2>and then we skipped to sixty, which is United States.

0:27:33.000 --> 0:27:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Sixty eight is okay, okay, So if you want to

0:27:36.480 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 2>get your girls trip, you go. Okay. I didn't told

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:49.000
<v Speaker 2>y'all where to go. Vomnosa Ecuador, Yes, yes, Zimbabwe is

0:27:49.040 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 2>on here. Italy well, no, Italy's Italy is number nineteen.

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:59.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to Italy this summer, just saying, okay, okay,

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:02.840
<v Speaker 2>moving on, Robin, you always want to talk about penises, Robin, that.

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:05.520
<v Speaker 3>Was that?

0:28:06.280 --> 0:28:06.639
<v Speaker 2>What's you?

0:28:08.600 --> 0:28:10.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No?

0:28:11.000 --> 0:28:13.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean you know, now, did we ever talk about

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:16.239
<v Speaker 2>the aliens. But we have talked about aliens. But did

0:28:16.320 --> 0:28:18.959
<v Speaker 2>we talk about the alien report in Vegas?

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:19.600
<v Speaker 1>No?

0:28:20.400 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, guys, I was freaked out. Okay, this this, this

0:28:23.720 --> 0:28:31.719
<v Speaker 2>story is convoluted, okay, Okay, So apparently we did talk

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:36.040
<v Speaker 2>about this. There is an alien sight or an alien

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:41.120
<v Speaker 2>surveillance plant in Las Vegas, which the government knows about

0:28:41.520 --> 0:28:44.880
<v Speaker 2>because it's theirs, and people in Vegas have been seeing

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:51.719
<v Speaker 2>alien aliens or UFOs. What's the UFO like? The object?

0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:58.040
<v Speaker 1>They've been seeing the aliens walking down the street. So

0:28:58.440 --> 0:29:01.720
<v Speaker 1>story time, which is that No, No, it's people that

0:29:01.800 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>are super tall, like eight feet tall, buggy eyes okay,

0:29:08.160 --> 0:29:11.600
<v Speaker 1>that are very far apart, and that's all that they say.

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:15.200
<v Speaker 2>They still have been even seeing sightings. Really you don't

0:29:15.240 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 2>believe this, I believe it. I don't believe that what

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:22.960
<v Speaker 2>you saw the UFO? Who do you say driving the UFO?

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:25.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. But why do they Why when we

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:28.719
<v Speaker 1>vision envision what an alien looks like, they always look

0:29:28.800 --> 0:29:31.240
<v Speaker 1>like that? Like, how do we know because we've seen

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 1>that because the government has seen them? So you think

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:36.640
<v Speaker 1>we're the only living things?

0:29:36.840 --> 0:29:36.880
<v Speaker 2>No?

0:29:37.320 --> 0:29:39.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't, Okay, So then why don't you believe this

0:29:40.480 --> 0:29:43.640
<v Speaker 1>because we're not the only living things. But like, how

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:47.080
<v Speaker 1>why can they come here? But we can't go there?

0:29:47.120 --> 0:29:50.480
<v Speaker 2>They're smarter than us, they're that much smarter. And we've

0:29:50.600 --> 0:29:53.600
<v Speaker 2>waited in we've gone to other planets, right.

0:29:53.600 --> 0:29:56.360
<v Speaker 1>But they don't have life. There's no planet anywhere near

0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:58.120
<v Speaker 1>us that we know of that has life.

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:01.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, but we haven't traveled with it, which the whole Moon?

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:03.800
<v Speaker 2>Have we traveled the whole Mars? Have we traveled the

0:30:03.840 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 2>whole you know? We just went they've studied it. No,

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:08.840
<v Speaker 2>what we did was we went there and being real

0:30:09.080 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 2>arrogant United States citizens, we just put a damn flag

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 2>down and rolled out. We did not do search and rescue.

0:30:16.400 --> 0:30:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, we did not.

0:30:18.520 --> 0:30:22.120
<v Speaker 2>So so the aliens live on the moon. They we didn't.

0:30:22.120 --> 0:30:23.520
<v Speaker 2>We didn't have been to Mars and we been to

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.080
<v Speaker 2>the moon. Oh did we go to Mars? Pluto?

0:30:26.320 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>We went.

0:30:26.720 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 2>We went to more than just the Moon, did we Listen?

0:30:29.520 --> 0:30:31.959
<v Speaker 2>My father used to work for NASA. Okay, Oh, then

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:33.880
<v Speaker 2>you should really know. I should really know. But I

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 2>wasn't really paying attention when he told me these things.

0:30:36.200 --> 0:30:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Perseverance a rover okay, went things.

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Actually people, it's.

0:30:41.040 --> 0:30:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Not manned okay, where that you can't went to Jupiter, Saturn,

0:30:44.640 --> 0:30:49.080
<v Speaker 1>see Uranus, yeah, and Neptune. Okay, I'm rare these aliens

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:52.880
<v Speaker 1>coming from I'm sure they found some place to live soon.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.360
<v Speaker 2>Does your father believe the aliens have been here? I've

0:30:55.440 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 2>never had discussed this with him. You need to ask them. Yeah,

0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.640
<v Speaker 2>this is before or after I give him a drink?

0:31:00.640 --> 0:31:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Which when am I talking about that? About this? Guys?

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.720
<v Speaker 2>So you guys have been writing us and we really

0:31:12.720 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 2>appreciate it. Always yes, And we have a report. Okay,

0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:23.200
<v Speaker 2>it's called summer Walker knows who y'all are. Now, I

0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 2>do know Summer Walker used to date London on the track. Okay,

0:31:27.880 --> 0:31:30.840
<v Speaker 2>is that right? That's gotta be right. Yeah, So and

0:31:30.960 --> 0:31:34.000
<v Speaker 2>London on the Track is apparently rights for everybody. He's

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 2>on everyone's track. Okay, all right. She's this person says, hey, ladies,

0:31:39.880 --> 0:31:43.400
<v Speaker 2>I now work at Dave and Busters after I lost

0:31:43.480 --> 0:31:45.840
<v Speaker 2>my last job for cussing out my supervisor.

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Is this the same person that wrote into us and

0:31:49.600 --> 0:31:51.240
<v Speaker 1>said they cussed out their supervisor?

0:31:51.400 --> 0:31:53.479
<v Speaker 2>Was that a reason to be shady? He's a reasonable

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:54.360
<v Speaker 2>it shady.

0:31:54.120 --> 0:31:56.040
<v Speaker 1>They cuss them out and wanted to know was he

0:31:56.120 --> 0:32:00.120
<v Speaker 1>being shady because apparently you lost your job. Okay, So

0:32:00.200 --> 0:32:01.640
<v Speaker 1>a few weeks ago to get another one.

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:04.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay. A few weeks ago, Drake and his entourage of

0:32:05.040 --> 0:32:09.040
<v Speaker 2>people bought out David Buscher's overnight when he was in

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:12.800
<v Speaker 2>the area for Dreamville was Dreamville Amusable?

0:32:13.400 --> 0:32:13.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:32:13.600 --> 0:32:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Dream Okay?

0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:16.360
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was like an amusement park. Okay. So

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:19.920
<v Speaker 2>and I worked the buy out and met Drake. Summer Walker,

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:26.880
<v Speaker 2>I g g y oh Iggy is Iggy is al Yah?

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, I know Iggy is Elia her booty

0:32:30.120 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 1>bigger in person for real?

0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Thank you? Okay, Tommy Lee j Cole and Waka. I

0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:40.520
<v Speaker 2>know Waka Flaka because we know his ex wife. Yeah, Tammy,

0:32:40.560 --> 0:32:43.520
<v Speaker 2>We like Tammy. Tammy just did something recently, she cuts

0:32:43.560 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 2>somebody out and I was like, yeah, I was with

0:32:45.000 --> 0:32:48.320
<v Speaker 2>her on that. Oh really okay, yeah, I can't remember. Anyway,

0:32:48.400 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Summer Walker is the sweetest ever. And guess what Summer

0:32:51.760 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Walker knows, y'all. I was talking to her about the

0:32:55.920 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 2>Real Housewives and we started talking about Potomac and she

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>said how she loves that when Giselle says something, she

0:33:01.560 --> 0:33:04.640
<v Speaker 2>stands on it. I do. She said she watched the

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:07.240
<v Speaker 2>episode where y'all introduced the podcast on the show, and

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:11.840
<v Speaker 2>she listened to a few episodes period two snaps. Okay.

0:33:12.160 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Also I served some of Walker too. She ordered pretzel dogs.

0:33:18.600 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 1>Summer Walker ordered pretzel dogs and a dangerous Waters Island

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:31.680
<v Speaker 1>punch dr He got the Malibu water inspired Yeah, Summer Walker,

0:33:31.880 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>this is hilarious cold order.

0:33:33.560 --> 0:33:36.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Overall, it was so cool meeting all these celebrities.

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I attached a picture that I took of my coworkers

0:33:39.840 --> 0:33:42.480
<v Speaker 2>with Walker. I took the picture, but we are not

0:33:42.560 --> 0:33:45.120
<v Speaker 2>allowed to have our phones with us, but Walka let

0:33:45.200 --> 0:33:48.200
<v Speaker 2>us take it because one of the girls snuck her

0:33:48.200 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 2>phone in. Of course one of the girls did that,

0:33:50.360 --> 0:33:52.080
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I was gonna when I said one of

0:33:52.120 --> 0:33:54.520
<v Speaker 2>the girls snuck, I was like, oh oh, I was like,

0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.320
<v Speaker 2>is this gonna go last right away?

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:58.080
<v Speaker 1>But right?

0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:01.000
<v Speaker 2>But I love you Giselle and Robin. Podcast is a

0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.720
<v Speaker 2>true escape for me. Okay. So I want you all

0:34:03.720 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 2>to know the picture that he said, we can see

0:34:07.680 --> 0:34:10.960
<v Speaker 2>no people. No, no, it's just the way that your president. Yeah,

0:34:10.960 --> 0:34:11.960
<v Speaker 2>that's just how it was. Proud.

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:12.400
<v Speaker 3>I was.

0:34:13.880 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 1>Not mad at you, So first of all, that was

0:34:16.160 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>you cursing at your boss at your last job that

0:34:18.600 --> 0:34:19.880
<v Speaker 1>worked out for you, and.

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:21.719
<v Speaker 2>That was who set that in.

0:34:22.320 --> 0:34:24.600
<v Speaker 1>He said it anyway, whether it was him or another

0:34:24.640 --> 0:34:27.879
<v Speaker 1>person that worked out. Yes, you cussed your boss out.

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes you gotta jab a David Busters. And now you're

0:34:30.239 --> 0:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>hanging with all these celebrities okay, so true, and you're

0:34:33.000 --> 0:34:35.319
<v Speaker 1>writing into the podcast and telling us their orders.

0:34:35.840 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So there. So this picture, guys is waka. He's

0:34:38.600 --> 0:34:41.439
<v Speaker 2>in the back and there's about I don't know, six

0:34:41.560 --> 0:34:43.719
<v Speaker 2>or seven women in front of him. They all look

0:34:44.440 --> 0:34:47.680
<v Speaker 2>so like on fire, like they're having the time of

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:51.840
<v Speaker 2>their lives. Yes, I hope boss doesn't listen to this.

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:56.799
<v Speaker 2>You might be getting fired again, okay because you took

0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 2>a picture because the girl snuck a phone in. But

0:34:59.200 --> 0:35:02.080
<v Speaker 2>they they are so excited. I love each and every

0:35:02.080 --> 0:35:04.000
<v Speaker 2>one of y'all, Like y'all, this, this whole picture is

0:35:04.000 --> 0:35:08.480
<v Speaker 2>amazing to me, Like, no, we're not bleeping, Yes, put

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.239
<v Speaker 2>you on blast okay. And we even said where you work,

0:35:11.360 --> 0:35:13.799
<v Speaker 2>We said you worked at Bleep bleep da.

0:35:16.560 --> 0:35:17.080
<v Speaker 1>Ble bleap.

0:35:17.800 --> 0:35:22.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay. So so Drake buys out the whole thing.

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 3>I like that.

0:35:23.680 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>Do we like David Bussers? What? I haven't been there

0:35:27.160 --> 0:35:27.680
<v Speaker 1>for so long.

0:35:27.880 --> 0:35:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Is this the one that you get tickets? Yeah, you

0:35:30.200 --> 0:35:32.560
<v Speaker 2>play video games, you get tickets and you went prizes?

0:35:32.719 --> 0:35:38.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, eat food they have you know, good food, drinks, yes, basketball, hoops,

0:35:38.640 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>video games right, all that.

0:35:41.040 --> 0:35:43.720
<v Speaker 2>Carly, What was that summer Summer Walker song with Usher?

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:46.680
<v Speaker 2>She made it better? No, he got on her song

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:48.680
<v Speaker 2>or she got on his song. I don't know, but

0:35:48.800 --> 0:35:50.760
<v Speaker 2>that was That was like one of my favorite Summer

0:35:50.760 --> 0:35:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Walker songs. Okay, huh yeah, oh baby come through and Okay,

0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 2>how does it go? Because anyway, love that song. That's

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:06.440
<v Speaker 2>a vibe tonight Yeah, that ain't it?

0:36:06.600 --> 0:36:07.440
<v Speaker 1>Robin? Yes, it was.

0:36:09.080 --> 0:36:13.799
<v Speaker 2>Tonight dinner anyway, So i'mmer keep doing what you're doing. Yes,

0:36:14.040 --> 0:36:16.960
<v Speaker 2>very much. So can we can we talk about Yes,

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:19.280
<v Speaker 2>we definitely appreciate that. Can we didn't talk about Juneteenth?

0:36:19.800 --> 0:36:23.640
<v Speaker 2>June tenth, July. We're in July, okay, so we're in July, guys,

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:27.080
<v Speaker 2>and we forgot to talk about Juneteenth because I went

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:31.200
<v Speaker 2>somewhere and that was where the slaves got the information

0:36:31.280 --> 0:36:34.200
<v Speaker 2>that they were free. Wow, where where was that? There's

0:36:34.239 --> 0:36:37.440
<v Speaker 2>a place that that happened. Isn't it Oklahoma? It's not

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:40.000
<v Speaker 2>what it is?

0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:44.400
<v Speaker 1>No, Texas it might be. Is it Texas?

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:46.360
<v Speaker 2>It was in Texas.

0:36:46.480 --> 0:36:50.799
<v Speaker 1>It was like Galveston, Galveston, Galveston, Texas in eighteen sixty five.

0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:53.360
<v Speaker 2>Eighteen sixty five. Okay, is that near Austin. Oh No,

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:57.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm not quite sure. I don't know. So you were

0:36:57.400 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 2>in Galveston, Texas. I was not. I was nowhere near

0:36:59.680 --> 0:37:03.719
<v Speaker 2>this place, but I thought I was. Okay, anyway, Juneteenth,

0:37:04.080 --> 0:37:06.280
<v Speaker 2>this is what I didn't know. This is a national holiday.

0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:07.640
<v Speaker 2>That's a recent thing.

0:37:08.120 --> 0:37:08.960
<v Speaker 1>I do know that.

0:37:09.719 --> 0:37:12.719
<v Speaker 2>I do know it's a recent thing. People actually acknowledged

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 2>it this year like they took off or whatever, like

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:16.240
<v Speaker 2>post off federals.

0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a federal holiday. I think this is the

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:20.200
<v Speaker 1>second year that it's a federal holiday. I remember that

0:37:20.280 --> 0:37:21.279
<v Speaker 1>last year or did it did.

0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:23.440
<v Speaker 2>They did it get passed during COVID, because that's probably

0:37:23.480 --> 0:37:25.239
<v Speaker 2>the only year this could ever get passed through.

0:37:26.080 --> 0:37:28.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, it definitely, you know, like the whole like George

0:37:28.320 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Floyd movement after that gave it momentum. But it was

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:34.640
<v Speaker 1>like an old lady I can't remember her name, who

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:40.520
<v Speaker 1>walked from she So in Galveston, Texas and in certain

0:37:40.600 --> 0:37:44.200
<v Speaker 1>areas they actually like Juneteenth is a big celebration has

0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:47.760
<v Speaker 1>been a big celebration. It just was not recognized nationally.

0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 2>Now.

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:50.719
<v Speaker 1>I know, like locally my sorority would always have a

0:37:50.800 --> 0:37:53.480
<v Speaker 1>Juneteenth celebration, but outside of that, you never heard about.

0:37:53.600 --> 0:37:56.560
<v Speaker 1>For me, I never heard about Juneteenth anywhere. So the

0:37:56.680 --> 0:38:01.399
<v Speaker 1>old lady walked from Galveston to d C to ask

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:05.239
<v Speaker 1>lawmakers to make it a national water holiday. I didn't

0:38:05.280 --> 0:38:05.480
<v Speaker 1>know that.

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh that's recently. Yes, Oh that's amazing. Yeah. Where

0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:14.360
<v Speaker 2>is she today in Galveston, Texas? Somebody hopefully flew her

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:16.480
<v Speaker 2>home because I don't want her to walk back, right,

0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 2>But I'm happy that it happened, okay. And I also

0:38:20.239 --> 0:38:21.719
<v Speaker 2>want to say, so, there's this guy named John King.

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:24.200
<v Speaker 2>I used to work with him and he would always say,

0:38:24.280 --> 0:38:25.960
<v Speaker 2>this is twenty years ago. He would have like a

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:29.560
<v Speaker 2>huge June teen celebration, and he would always invite me,

0:38:29.680 --> 0:38:32.359
<v Speaker 2>and I went a couple of years. It's actually one

0:38:32.440 --> 0:38:35.320
<v Speaker 2>year I went so far never mind, that's another story.

0:38:36.600 --> 0:38:39.600
<v Speaker 2>So I didn't know anything about it. This is twenty

0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:41.080
<v Speaker 2>years ago. I didn't know anything of what he was

0:38:41.120 --> 0:38:43.040
<v Speaker 2>talking about, but his food was good, so I kept

0:38:43.040 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 2>going back here. I was like, you did that whatever, whatever,

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:51.200
<v Speaker 2>we're doing. I'm down, so I'm happy that. Yes, we

0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:52.200
<v Speaker 2>need to acknowledge.

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, when did Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves?

0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:58.000
<v Speaker 2>So it was like eighteen sixty three, right man? So

0:38:58.080 --> 0:39:00.279
<v Speaker 2>how long did it take? Two years? Two years years

0:39:00.600 --> 0:39:03.120
<v Speaker 2>for the people in Galvestona to find them out that

0:39:03.160 --> 0:39:06.319
<v Speaker 2>they were free because their slave owners didn't want them

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:10.040
<v Speaker 2>to know, right they knew rights? That crazy? So he

0:39:10.200 --> 0:39:12.320
<v Speaker 2>was getting they were getting two years of two years.

0:39:12.440 --> 0:39:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Well yes, obviously free labor, but two years of labor

0:39:15.200 --> 0:39:17.560
<v Speaker 2>they should not have been getting. But can you imagine

0:39:17.880 --> 0:39:20.040
<v Speaker 2>like life back then?

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Like it just makes you appreciate all the technology we

0:39:22.760 --> 0:39:25.200
<v Speaker 1>have right now because that's what that could never happen.

0:39:25.000 --> 0:39:29.880
<v Speaker 2>In two seconds, right, Yes, I could never be an

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 2>immediate walk on.

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:34.200
<v Speaker 1>My rights like what.

0:39:35.200 --> 0:39:38.279
<v Speaker 2>It literally took two years, that's us. That's crazy for

0:39:38.360 --> 0:39:39.959
<v Speaker 2>them to find out they were free.

0:39:40.640 --> 0:39:44.880
<v Speaker 3>Wow, there may be some of you who don't know

0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:50.240
<v Speaker 3>what June teens is. They enslaved in Texas were told

0:39:50.320 --> 0:39:53.240
<v Speaker 3>they were free for two and a half years after

0:39:54.200 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 3>the Emancipation Proclamation freed them. They watching a t icing,

0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:02.960
<v Speaker 3>they pray for freedom to come.

0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:05.359
<v Speaker 1>And it finally did.

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 3>June teeth is not a Texas thing. It's not a

0:40:10.800 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 3>black thing. We're talking about freedom for everyone.

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 2>Look up. Okay.

0:40:20.920 --> 0:40:24.560
<v Speaker 1>And she was determined to make Juneteenth the holiday. Okay,

0:40:24.680 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>a national federal holiday.

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, because I appreciate that. And I have some

0:40:30.760 --> 0:40:33.480
<v Speaker 2>couple of things to read here, Rober, you do that

0:40:33.560 --> 0:40:40.760
<v Speaker 2>would make you happy? Are we ready? I'm ready? Yes? Okay.

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:44.759
<v Speaker 2>So I watched episodes of the Real Housewives potomach and

0:40:44.840 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 2>you guys are the funniest. The other day I suddenly

0:40:47.520 --> 0:40:53.440
<v Speaker 2>remember that you have a podcast and started listening last week. Well, goddamn, Sonia,

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:57.120
<v Speaker 2>where have you been for the past year and a half?

0:40:57.360 --> 0:40:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Three years?

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Shit? Three years? This sucks season? Oh yeah, where have

0:41:01.800 --> 0:41:05.760
<v Speaker 2>you been, Sonya? But anyway, better late than ever? Okay,

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>she says, I love it and I'm now on episode

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.759
<v Speaker 2>fifty one and can't wait to listen to all the

0:41:10.840 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 2>other episodes. What episode are we on now? One hundred

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:18.400
<v Speaker 2>and two? Okay? She real slow Okay, would have loved

0:41:18.480 --> 0:41:21.200
<v Speaker 2>to come to your live podcast, but it's a bit

0:41:21.320 --> 0:41:25.560
<v Speaker 2>far from Norway. Uh, what the hell? This lady's in

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:29.040
<v Speaker 2>nor Sonya. I'm sorry, I forbad You're allay in Norway?

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:30.720
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening.

0:41:30.760 --> 0:41:33.240
<v Speaker 2>Thank you, maybe if you were to go to London

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:36.440
<v Speaker 2>like you talked about in one of the episodes. Anyway,

0:41:37.040 --> 0:41:39.600
<v Speaker 2>love the pod and can't wait for the next episode,

0:41:39.640 --> 0:41:42.600
<v Speaker 2>so that's really nice. We're getting love from Norway, okay,

0:41:42.880 --> 0:41:45.239
<v Speaker 2>and our favorites we haven't heard from in a while,

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:50.439
<v Speaker 2>the Allen, the Ali Hawkins family. Yes, okay, she said

0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:54.880
<v Speaker 2>today this is from Asia. So today's podcast was not

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>the one to listen to without headphones at work. I

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:00.879
<v Speaker 2>have an open door policy. I'm sitting at my desk

0:42:00.920 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 2>and a teacher walks in. Just as Giselle says, measuring penis.

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:09.680
<v Speaker 2>I tried so hard to get the button off pause.

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 2>Doctor Asia, Allie.

0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:14.840
<v Speaker 1>I think we said the word penis a few times today,

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:17.719
<v Speaker 1>so so we should tell her penis.

0:42:17.480 --> 0:42:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Penis meenas Yeah. Okay, on that note, we are out

0:42:26.200 --> 0:42:27.880
<v Speaker 2>of here. That is our episode. Thank you so much

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:30.759
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