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Speaker 1: Jubles phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy Away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy Away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Chubules phone taps one eight hundred day

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Speaker 1: a Jubila on the twenties, tell me I'm moving five. Hello? Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Leonard? Yes? It is hey Leonard. How are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Seth McElroy. I work for I'm doing good.

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Speaker 1: How are you today? I'm okay, listen. I'm just calling

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Speaker 1: you because as a token of our appreciation for being

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Speaker 1: a member of over ten years, we wanted to send

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Speaker 1: out a free gift to you. That's very nice of you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I just need your permission and we'll go

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Speaker 1: ahead and send it out. Is it okay to send

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Speaker 1: out the free gift? Yes? What is it? All right?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? Let me let me just press send to

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Speaker 1: make sure this work order goes through one second. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Your new buddy Luke is on his way. Thanks again

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Speaker 1: for all of your business school. What's Luke? Oh? Luke

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Speaker 1: is a domestic ferret. He'll make a great house pet.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna love him. You're sending me a ferret as

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Speaker 1: a freak gift. I am, you're welcome. No, no, don't

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Speaker 1: say you're welcome, because I didn't say thank you. I

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Speaker 1: didn't want a ferret as a freak gift. But sir,

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Speaker 1: you accepted the gift, and you sounded rather excited about it.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't excited about it to start, but the best

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Speaker 1: before I knew it was a ferry. I know you're

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Speaker 1: saying that now, sir, but once you get this little

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Speaker 1: guy in the mail, he's gonna steal your heart and

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Speaker 1: you were gonna love him. What kind of company sends

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Speaker 1: ferrets to people? I don't want to ferry. Okay, sir,

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Speaker 1: you sound upset, but this is just a gift to

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Speaker 1: say thank you for your membership for so many years.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand why you're you're getting anged. I don't

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Speaker 1: want a ferret. Cancel my daughter, Sir, I don't think

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Speaker 1: you're seeing the benefits of this. You can actually make

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Speaker 1: a lot of money breeding these things. I mean, think

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Speaker 1: about it that way, saying, I don't know how more

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Speaker 1: clear I can beat. Don't send any ferrets to my house.

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Speaker 1: I can't stop the order, sir. I just put it in,

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Speaker 1: so the ferret is going to be delivered. Get the

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Speaker 1: supervisor on the phone right now. Here's another fun fact

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Speaker 1: about ferrets. Did you know that approximately fifty five percent

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Speaker 1: of all domestic ferrets have triangular heads. I don't care

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Speaker 1: about any fun facts. Okay, don't send any ferrets to

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Speaker 1: my house. You've seen these things, sir. They are super

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Speaker 1: cute and they're a good time. Do you have kids.

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Speaker 1: I don't like ferrets. I don't want them. Those things

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Speaker 1: are disgusting. They're like rats with long tails. Do you

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Speaker 1: have kids. That's none of your business. Okay, it has

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Speaker 1: nothing to do with this order. Imagine the look on

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Speaker 1: their faces when you get your ferret in the mail

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Speaker 1: and you show it to them. About the look on

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Speaker 1: their faces because they're not gonna see it. Don't send

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Speaker 1: it to me. One more fun fact about ferrets. Before

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Speaker 1: I let you go, did you know they're low and long?

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Speaker 1: I didn't care about any fun facts. Another fun fact

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Speaker 1: about ferrets. Don't let their small size fool you. They're

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Speaker 1: much stronger than they appear, so get the supervirus could

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Speaker 1: possibly bite your face off if you're not careful. He's

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Speaker 1: not gonna fight my face because I'm not gonna get it.

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Speaker 1: What is going on? This is a phone tap, That's

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Speaker 1: what's going on. What do you mean a phone This

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your brother James set you up? What do

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Speaker 1: you mean he set me up? I still want to

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Speaker 1: speak to your supervirus outrageous. I've never had anything like

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Speaker 1: this happened before, so I would a man to speak

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Speaker 1: to somebody immediately. It's you know what I'm saying. It's

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Speaker 1: a joke, man, It's a prank phone call. There there's

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Speaker 1: nobody sending you a ferret. I don't care what kind

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Speaker 1: of joke this is. Don't call my house anymore. I

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Speaker 1: don't want any more offers like this. Don't let it

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Speaker 1: happen again, Okay with Jane? Okay, Sarah, Well, I will

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Speaker 1: stop the ferret order and let you go about your day.

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Speaker 1: Then cancel the order. Don't call my ill never again.

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Speaker 1: You got it. There's no ferret coming. I will not

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Speaker 1: call you again. Just tell your brother James high for me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: never again, James, don't call me again,