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Speaker 1: Here we go the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. We

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Speaker 1: got a room full, We've got of the room. There's

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Speaker 1: Scotty b here's Gandhi Scary, there's Garrett. That's right, Danielle

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Speaker 1: straight and Nate the birthday boy? Where is he? It's

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Speaker 1: funny how he just he just walked out. It's his birthday.

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Speaker 1: He just does what he pleads. Maybe he's eating more

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Speaker 1: crispy Green possible. You know how many he will eat

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Hold on, Danna, let's go find me

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Speaker 1: what he oh? Ny ever seen this be? Here's Davids.

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Speaker 1: Somebody's calling me down there, Ny, it's your birthday and

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Speaker 1: Minute Morn Show podcast. Hello, I was talking to Greg

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Speaker 1: t Oh you want to see? Yeah, Gregg to eat?

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Speaker 1: Come up? Yeah, let's go see. What do you think

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Speaker 1: of great teas beer? Dude like beard, he's terrible. No

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Speaker 1: one ever tells you the truth here right here? You

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Speaker 1: know you're lying. Everybody's lying listening. The beard is not

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Speaker 1: from me. I'm not a heard guy. We're going in.

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Speaker 1: We're going in. Oh my god, what's up wrong? How're

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Speaker 1: you doing? What's liked this? I'm not This is a

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Speaker 1: start as a joke. I grow that in two days.

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Speaker 1: I don't want the problem. I'm not a beard guy.

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Speaker 1: It's got to come on my freaking face. I'm already there. Yeah, Stagesel.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's Nate's birthday and he's the best surprise

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Speaker 1: he's had all that severs. Look at his face, look

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Speaker 1: at this beard. This is I like it, you know,

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Speaker 1: because the men's room now you gotta wait online. He

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Speaker 1: was one of the urnals. It's like you're at the

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Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium here, You're like, where's next. There's only three stolen.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, so we're making chit chat, you know, because

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Speaker 1: you talk to guys and how are you doing whatever?

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Speaker 1: So and he so he goes, hey, I like to

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Speaker 1: like the beard. And I said, dud, don't get used

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Speaker 1: to it. It's coming off my face. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: beard guy. Okay, well what what what made you throw it?

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Speaker 1: And that's what his question was. That's why you're the

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Speaker 1: host this morning show because you asked the good questions.

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Speaker 1: I do so. I So what happened was over the

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Speaker 1: holiday break we had Trish says you should grow a beard.

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Speaker 1: It would look good on you. And I'm like, Trish,

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Speaker 1: I'm not a beard guy. So she thought would be funny.

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Speaker 1: So I said, so I grew it, and I go, look,

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Speaker 1: I'm growing a beard, and she's like, keep it. So

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Speaker 1: then I kept it, and then Carolina saw it, and

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Speaker 1: Carolina was like, oh, you should keep it. So everybody's

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Speaker 1: like telling me to keep it. I think it's interesting.

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Speaker 1: I think it's another dimension here, Elvis. I'm gonna call

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Speaker 1: bs on him on one thing. It's been two weeks

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Speaker 1: now and every day everybody I'm getting rid of it today.

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Speaker 1: So he's holding onto it now for people to be

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Speaker 1: for him to say, hey, don't get rid of it.

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Speaker 1: Show biz. It's a build up. You know how it works, right,

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Speaker 1: you gotta I'm checking it off. No, we're not. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling about North showing what an interesting show. So I

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Speaker 1: so this Thursday it is without a doubt coming off

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Speaker 1: my face. But I was telling Nate you got so,

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Speaker 1: I said, I really like the beard. But he looks

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Speaker 1: a little gang memory and t of course knew what

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Speaker 1: I was talking. Are you great? Black nine man? What's suck?

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Speaker 1: So here's what happened. So on Friday, I had to

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Speaker 1: get my head shaved right, and then I had to

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Speaker 1: get it like, you know, cleaned, up a little some

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Speaker 1: teardrops on you. Like. So what happened was I walked

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Speaker 1: out of the barbershop and I'm like, dude, I look like,

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Speaker 1: you know, gang bang man. So all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I was, gang, are you are you? Are you tin

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Speaker 1: on someone? You know what I mean? You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? Are you on the bang bus? That's what

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Speaker 1: what I said? So anyway, so I didn't know what

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Speaker 1: you say? That the problem. So then on Friday night,

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Speaker 1: I really don't know very well. So all of a sudden,

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Speaker 1: I said, like at East Coast, West Coast, I said

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Speaker 1: to her, I said, I said, Trish, They're gonna look

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Speaker 1: at me like what's you know? Look at look at

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Speaker 1: you know? What's he into? You know? I got my

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Speaker 1: tattoos on my arm, and I'm like, this is a

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Speaker 1: And that's the problem. And everybody you ask, well, obviously

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Speaker 1: and the tattoos. It's a joke thinking why are you

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Speaker 1: overthinking this? Well, but Elvis. I want to know, would

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Speaker 1: you tell somebody to their face that you don't like

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Speaker 1: their beer? Absolutely, yes, absolutely yes, I talked someone to

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Speaker 1: their face. I don't like their hair. Scotty told me

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Speaker 1: things are different. But now I just really took a notice,

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Speaker 1: not a not a glowing endorsement. Well, I just don't

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Speaker 1: don't like you. You're missing the point. We're telling you

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Speaker 1: we do like it, and you're you're not allowing us

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Speaker 1: to have that opinion. If it was fuller, I would

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Speaker 1: like it more. He's got like this little pencil line

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Speaker 1: right above his lip. Are you a generous shark? And

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Speaker 1: he's got a line. He's gonna have a run a

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Speaker 1: line in your head when you have no hand, because

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Speaker 1: that's how you do it. You've got the Stevens. People

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Speaker 1: do it when they have hair something. Some women will

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Speaker 1: shave their eyebrows off and pencil them on. So for me,

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Speaker 1: I'm bald headed. So he gave me a line to

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Speaker 1: give me something cold in my head for the part

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Speaker 1: in your hair. When it's not normally it's like a

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Speaker 1: little longer on top and then it's shaved on the side.

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Speaker 1: What else would you do with somebody's head that his ball,

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Speaker 1: I mean, maybe draw a line on his head. So

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Speaker 1: can bull's eye on the line in my head. I

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Speaker 1: would love to see Gandhi's bangs on Great Tea one

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Speaker 1: day them. But you're sure gonna keep the bangs. I

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Speaker 1: mean they come in and out there dark in your

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Speaker 1: hair too. They're not real. They're fake. Shut up, they're fake.

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Speaker 1: Did I trick you? No, it's not. Your whole hair

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Speaker 1: is fake. No, No, this is all real. Just the

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Speaker 1: bangs are fake. Off a little clipping thing things they

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Speaker 1: can do in hair these days. They've been doing this

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Speaker 1: for several years. Maybe somebody's modern technologylog my god, on

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Speaker 1: your peep that is weird now, ship got weird things,

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Speaker 1: independent hair, everybody amazing. I think they look great on

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Speaker 1: and on and Greg, let me try it. Very cool

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Speaker 1: hanging over me. There's like an eyelash from a big character.

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Speaker 1: You've never seen videos of women fighting with a rip

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Speaker 1: each other's hand and all of a sudden extensions and

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Speaker 1: everything that goes right out and ripper we've out. What's

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Speaker 1: that cool? Are also your must down here? Like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, that's that's very amish country. Could you put

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Speaker 1: it back on without looking in the mirror? I can

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Speaker 1: you know? I mean, you're just gonna slide them in there.

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Speaker 1: I think it looks awesome. I love it. It's cool.

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Speaker 1: I love I love matches so perfectly though, I gotta

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Speaker 1: say it really does. It's exact. Bought a couple of pairs.

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Speaker 1: Your curtains match the bun I think I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: bang shopping. You should? You know? What do you do?

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Speaker 1: If you don't give me just ribbon? Women get to

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Speaker 1: have guys don't. We don't have. We don't have fun ship.

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Speaker 1: I do like your hair, this salt and pepper color. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not hold on, I have to walk that back. Greg

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Speaker 1: t has a line in his head. Do you really

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Speaker 1: like his salt pepper hair, because I do. I do.

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Speaker 1: I think it looks very I like guys with gray hair.

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Speaker 1: I think it's very sophisticated. You're always very silver fox.

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Speaker 1: I've been. I've had silver in my hair since middle school. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. We're just flew by our beautiful midtown

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Speaker 1: studios like a draw like a pterodactyl of some sort.

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Speaker 1: I don't all right, well, look I love the beard.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why you can't accept pray. I don't

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Speaker 1: believe everybody don't believe it. I think if people are

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Speaker 1: telling you it looks good, it probably looks good. If

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Speaker 1: they said nothing, then yeah, if they just go, oh,

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Speaker 1: you got a beer? It fits your face? Maybe rounds

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Speaker 1: your round face? Yes it does. Are you flattening your

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Speaker 1: round head? Taking away? My freaking face is so round?

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Speaker 1: And these damn chowels I have pop out over. His

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Speaker 1: name is officially great to the roundheaded fret boy. That

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Speaker 1: was his official name for many many years. That its circular.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what that beard makes her eyes pop?

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Speaker 1: I think it's also the green shows. Do you get

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Speaker 1: your eyebrows done? Did you look because you look like lost? Okay? Question?

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Speaker 1: How come you cannot accept praise? Because she's lying? She

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Speaker 1: knows I'm when you guys walked through the door, I

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Speaker 1: did say in my head, oh he looks like he

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Speaker 1: lost some weight. I swear not to burst your bubble,

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Speaker 1: But why would we waste time telling you something that's

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Speaker 1: not true? Because I just think that people try to

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Speaker 1: reason to be nice to you. You're an asshole. Do

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Speaker 1: we really have one reason to be nice to Greg?

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Speaker 1: Don't you a real man? You know you know if

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Speaker 1: you're attractive or not. Like I know, I am not

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Speaker 1: an attractive guy. I know that I'm sure. I know

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Speaker 1: I'm stubby, I know I'm fat, I know that my

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Speaker 1: hair is you. I'm telling you, if you realize about yourselthing,

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Speaker 1: you're not terrible self affirmation. I know, but it's all relative.

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Speaker 1: You'd be the hottest guy at the DMV today if

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Speaker 1: you want it, you should. You should enter the d

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Speaker 1: m V A beauty paget calendar, Mr. February. All right,

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Speaker 1: we're done. Hey, our special guest Greg tea this beard

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Speaker 1: and its hairy skinny great team in the men's room. Right,

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Speaker 1: look at it. I didn't see it there. Take a

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Speaker 1: crispy cream on your way out. Nobody get fat. I

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Speaker 1: got I eat like a rabbit on the way home

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Speaker 1: in my car now, I eat all kinds of garden

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Speaker 1: stuff like tomatoes and lettuce and cheese in the car.

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Speaker 1: In your cheese garden, A feta cheese is peppers and peppers.

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Speaker 1: All right? Well, Okay, get out of here. Kick yourself up.

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Speaker 1: I missed that kick. Watch his neck, Watch his neck.

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Speaker 1: We gotta go. You have a beautiful day. Guys like

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