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Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away? You guys in this room, No,

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Speaker 2: I slay the charity auctions, right, you do.

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Speaker 3: Joe the charity auction circuit, Brook, I come in there

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Speaker 3: with my tucks, throw out some zimmers, grab somebodies to pay,

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Speaker 3: toss back of Martine, raise a cool seven figures, and

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Speaker 3: then I'm done. But I'll tell you it's not that

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Speaker 3: easy for everyone. In fact, one woman who's putting one

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Speaker 3: on for the very first time is freaking out right

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Speaker 3: now because she hasn't spoken with her MC yet.

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Speaker 2: Super Vital charity event they run the whole show. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 2: she's about to meet him and it could be possibly

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Speaker 2: the worst fit ever because his name is Timid Benjamin.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's ready.

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Speaker 2: To go all in for charity with your phone out

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Speaker 2: right now.

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Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the Twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I.

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Speaker 4: Is this Miranda?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's this?

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Speaker 4: My name is is Benjamin from Event Speakers. I was

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Speaker 4: hired to be the MC for your your charity auction

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Speaker 4: this weekend.

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Speaker 5: You're the MC?

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Speaker 4: Yes? That is? That is correct? Or as as the

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Speaker 4: French would say, huh, I took one year of French

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Speaker 4: in middle school.

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Speaker 5: Shor Okay, I need to talk to you about the

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Speaker 5: charity event.

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Speaker 4: Actually I read the event program that you sent.

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Speaker 5: Okay, great.

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Speaker 4: It says, join us for a night of good food,

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Speaker 4: great wine, incredible auction items, all in honor of the animals.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I wrote that.

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Speaker 4: So I have a question, will you be selling illegal

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Speaker 4: animals that night? Or are we raising funds to capture

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Speaker 4: some what?

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Speaker 5: We're raising funds for pets that need homes? Why would

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Speaker 5: we be capturing animals?

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Speaker 4: I thought that that sounds more exciting.

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Speaker 5: Can I ask you about your experience? Have you ever

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Speaker 5: m seed an event before?

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Speaker 4: Well? I built a program on my computer. It's called

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Speaker 4: Charity Event Simulator. What I've told jokes to thousands of

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Speaker 4: approving avatars and almost sixty percent left. Yeah at some

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Speaker 4: of them.

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Speaker 5: I don't think that counts as actual experience, saying.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me in real life, excuse me with real people. Well,

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Speaker 4: I don't think your opinion matters on that, But excuse me.

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Speaker 5: I think my opinion definitely matters because it's my charity

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Speaker 5: event that I'm hosting for the first time, and I'm there.

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Speaker 4: Are some stipulations in my contract. You should know them

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Speaker 4: before the big event.

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Speaker 5: I don't even know if you're going to be performing

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Speaker 5: at the at the at the event at this point.

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Speaker 4: First, are you shooting me? Yes? Because I need to

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Speaker 4: tell you I must have my inhaler on the stage.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Second, do you have perhaps a DJ booked?

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Speaker 5: Why would I need a DJ? It's it's an auction.

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Speaker 4: Well, because I really I cracked up the simulator audience

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Speaker 4: with my Snoop Dogg impression.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay o U p A okay please stop?

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Speaker 4: Snoop Dogg is in the How please?

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Speaker 5: Do you have to say.

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Speaker 4: Then that that's from my simulator, Benjamin?

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be rude.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Actually it's actually a soft J. Then you I

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Speaker 4: didn't say it correctly. Please, I would appreciate if you

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Speaker 4: addressed me properly.

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Speaker 5: What soft J Bennimen? What I don't even know how

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Speaker 5: to say what you're saying. What I'm saying is venim

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Speaker 5: then then bow me, you are not qualified for my event.

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Speaker 4: I would appreciate it if you didn't molly coddle me.

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Speaker 1: Oh what is that?

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Speaker 5: I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't

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Speaker 5: see how you could ever m see any event in

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Speaker 5: real life.

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Speaker 4: I have spoken in real groups before, and what and

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Speaker 4: what groups? One time at my aunt Helen's bake sale,

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Speaker 4: I had to make an announcement that the cinnamon twists

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Speaker 4: were two for one. Okay, I get goose pimples just

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Speaker 4: thinking about the moment.

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Speaker 5: Listen, it's such one hundred percent not gonna work. You

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Speaker 5: tell the company. I'll tell the company that I need

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Speaker 5: someone with real experience.

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Speaker 4: Your partner, Lisa, seems to disagree what I talked to her,

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Speaker 4: and she said, I have plenty of experience to do

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Speaker 4: a brank phone call on you. A gotcha. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: My real name is jeff from the radio show Broke

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Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap

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Speaker 2: on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 5: You you didn't sound like yourself.

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Speaker 4: Oh my.

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Speaker 5: Problem.

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Speaker 2: It's just me in the room today doing this. But

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Speaker 2: Lisa is the one who set you up. She says,

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Speaker 2: this is the first time that you're doing the auction

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Speaker 2: and you were kind of nervous that you hadn't had

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Speaker 2: your speaker locked down yet.

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Speaker 5: Much pressure.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very very good under pressure. Just like my

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Speaker 4: idle Snoop doggo.

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Speaker 5: Amusing stop to the FO.

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Speaker 2: I thought the story wake

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning