WEBVTT - Big Guy with Rachel Feinstein 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:01.480 Hi, Catherine. 0:00:01.520 --> 0:00:02.560 How's my Orca? Chelsea? 0:00:02.800 --> 0:00:06.120 Sunny and beautiful? Everything's going very well in my Orca. 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:07.640 Who did you have this past week? 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:10.680 I have my sisters and I have about five girlfriends. 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:11.680 Oh that's wonderful. 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.280 Yeah, that's really nice. We've been having a really nice 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:17.599 time together. I've been training everyone physically training. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:18.520 Oh oh yeah. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:20.319 I'm the age of my group when Ange is not 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:23.440 around and is my lunatic friend for Whistler who runs 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:25.600 marathons in three and a half hours. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:28.520 Truly, the amount of like e bike hours that we 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:30.200 logged when we were there, and I only did like 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:31.640 half of them, and I still logged play. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:32.320 I know, I know. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.120 But you know what I love about it being in 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:38.760 my Orca is my thighs are so firm. They are 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:42.080 so firm from riding my fucking bike all day long 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.440 and exercising and walking up and down to the lighthouse. 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.960 My legs almost get thicker, and I love the density 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:49.400 I don't want. 0:00:49.440 --> 0:00:50.479 It's like when I ski a. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:52.479 Lot, my thighs get bigger, you know, So I'm just 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:55.240 trying to keep my thighs big all year round for skiing. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.800 You know what they say, thick thighs save lives. 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.400 Oh is that right? Okay, well I'm saving I've left 0:01:00.440 --> 0:01:02.000 and right with my thick thighs. 0:01:02.160 --> 0:01:03.800 I have been working out with a trainer and like, 0:01:03.840 --> 0:01:05.240 all she has me to do is squats, and my 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:07.240 ass is like round and fantastic. 0:01:07.319 --> 0:01:08.440 Now, oh it's so hard. 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:10.520 It takes two weeks to get your ass lifted. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.000 If you want to do get your ass lifted, all 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.880 you do is but exercises for two weeks and your 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:17.560 ass lifts. I never had an asking my sisters don't 0:01:17.560 --> 0:01:19.720 have asses. I am the only one who's cultivated one 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.040 because I realized you could make one out of nothing, 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.360 out of out of a pancake. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:27.679 Chelsea, I have a little dipsy doodle, a dipsy doo. 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:30.360 So this is somebody who wrote in after our Jane 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:33.120 Fonda episode. We had that email from Jen who had 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:36.040 been a sex worker and was having trouble dating. And 0:01:36.080 --> 0:01:37.959 this is from Jill, who was also a sex worker. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:42.120 She says to your Chelsea, I'm a former stripper who 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.839 met my husband in the strip club twenty years ago, 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:48.440 and yes we're still together. I know two other women 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.320 who met their husband and strip clubs and are still 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:53.840 together because their relationships morphed over time. They picked people 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.600 who could quote see who they were. I don't think 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.800 these men are all that rare, because I've been out 0:01:58.800 --> 0:02:01.600 as a stripper throughout my and have had relationships with 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:03.840 men who respect me all my life, in work and 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:04.520 in friendship. 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.440 Was it easy meeting a partner. 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.960 No, But if you carry yourself with confidence and self assuredness, 0:02:10.040 --> 0:02:13.200 people will see that you demand respect. If anyone says 0:02:13.200 --> 0:02:15.880 anything out of line, read them. We all develop that 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.799 skill on the job. Finding a good partner, in general 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.359 is difficult. What are the key characteristics you want to 0:02:21.400 --> 0:02:24.360 find in a partner? Put those first. Don't be ashamed 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:26.320 of your past, wear it like a badge of honor. 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.960 Good you are resilient and amazing and have done it 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:31.320 and then started your own business. I went on to 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:35.240 make documentaries, write plays, screenplays, win awards doing that, and 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:39.400 then became a boxer twenty fifteen National Golden Gloves Champion. 0:02:39.919 --> 0:02:42.519 My husband accepts and loves all those versions of me. 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:43.799 You can find that too. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.200 Love it side. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:50.720 What a positive, optimistic note, fantastic. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:55.000 We have such fucking great listeners. That's awesome, and. 0:02:54.960 --> 0:02:57.320 It's great because if someone out there has had this 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.720 very specific experience. There's somebody else out there who knows 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.920 exactly how they feel. But anyway, should we get to 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:04.799 today's a guest. 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.640 Our guest today is a hilarious comedian who who's on 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.160 tour right now and her new special Big Guy, debut 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:14.520 in the top ten of Netflix, now streaming on Netflix. 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:15.840 Please welcome Rachel Feinstein. 0:03:16.360 --> 0:03:18.600 Rachel, how excited are we that we're going to get 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:19.480 to tour together? 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.359 I know, I'm so excited to be in Hawaii. We're 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.640 going to Hawaii together in July. Right, we're going to July. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:27.799 We're going to Honolulu and Maui. 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:31.200 I can't wait for some Hawaii whoring. I know it's 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:32.079 going to be amazing. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:33.960 I love I love to get my groove on in 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:36.839 Hawaii because it's filled with my type of men. 0:03:38.480 --> 0:03:39.000 What's that. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:44.640 Large samoan, large samoan looking men. That's my type, hefty samoan. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:45.440 I had no idea. 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:49.040 I like elderly men and large samoan type builds. I 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.720 like that build for a friend or for a lover. 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.080 I like a corpulent figure, you know what I mean? 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.360 Like I like while you're worth it. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:59.480 Thank you First, I want to congratulate you on your 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.440 new special A Big Guy, which was just recently premiered 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:06.040 on Netflix where everybody can stream it. Congratulations, Are you 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:08.040 happy with your special? Did you love it? 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:11.520 It was hard to watch myself, but now the worst. Yeah, 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:11.960 it's hard. 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:12.640 When I was. 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:15.480 Editing it, I was just like, shut up, what if 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.719 I ever needed to say? I kept screaming at myself 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.040 and calling myself a pig. And I screamed that so 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:25.880 much that I asked one of the producers if I 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:30.160 could call the special America's Favorite Pig, and they said no, 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:32.000 But I still think it would be a fun, loving 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:32.760 name for a show. 0:04:32.839 --> 0:04:35.120 It would America's Favorite Pig is great, and I think 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:37.719 you could have called it that. But I thank you, Shelsea. Yeah, 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.320 why would Why would anyone stop that? 0:04:39.320 --> 0:04:39.880 That's up to you. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.200 It's like saying, I want to name my book America's 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:45.080 Favorite Pig. What is they going to say? Like, No, 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.480 that's not going to be popular maybe, but go for it. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:49.720 I had to watch. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:51.320 I was listening to a set of mine the other 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.359 night because I did a bunch of new stuff, and 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.560 I was like, oh, can you guys give me you know, 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.800 the recording of that, and I was listening to it 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:00.359 to it for less than two minutes before I was like, 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:03.640 who fucking cares what I said. I cannot listen to 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:06.160 this bitch for one more second. I want to close 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.159 myself like a box when I listen. I'm like, what 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.120 if you ever needed to get out there? Especially when 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.680 I really use the stage and just kind of like 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:14.719 saunter around. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:16.760 Yeah, I do that all the time. I saunter. I 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.200 think it's better to use the stage. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:18.440 You know. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.920 Zach Alifanakis once said to me, you have to use 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:23.440 the stage as a comedian. And before he said that, 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:25.280 I didn't walk around on stage, and I was like, 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:27.040 what does he mean by that? And then I started 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.839 walking around on stage. I'm like, I think this is 0:05:28.880 --> 0:05:32.360 more dynamic than just standing there like yeah, I don't 0:05:32.360 --> 0:05:35.400 want to just stand somewhere like you are talking. You 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:36.919 would normally be moving around. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.520 So these are profound, core self esteem issues that I 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.320 have and nothing else. 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.240 What other self esteem issues do you want to work on? 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.240 Let's get to it because I can help. What kind 0:05:46.240 --> 0:05:48.200 of bathing suit equipment do you think you'll be bringing 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:48.760 to Hawaii? 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.800 Rachel? When you mentioned on Instagram that I should wear 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:54.200 a thong. I was like, no one needs that. I 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:55.360 don't think I look good in the thong. 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:57.080 No one should be wearing a thong. First of all, 0:05:57.120 --> 0:05:59.320 thongs are so disgusting. I don't even want to wear 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.960 them myself. I don't even want to wear them as 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.440 underwear anymore. It's too many, it's too problematic. There are 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.560 too many things, like I have to phase out into 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:09.039 a full panty. The problem with a full panty, though, 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.760 is that when you wear very tight jeans, it flattens 0:06:11.800 --> 0:06:13.839 my ass. And I don't have a bulbous ass, so 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:16.080 I need all the lift I can get. When I 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:19.240 wear a full panty, it does a mush you know, yes. 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:19.599 Me too. 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:22.640 There's a sadness to a full panty. It smushes me. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:25.719 But a thong, no one needs that. I'd send somebody 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.400 into a low grade depression. There's a real supply and demand. 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:30.039 Is shoe with my dumb ass and its long? 0:06:30.640 --> 0:06:31.960 Yeah, there's not really. 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:33.880 I mean, I don't really think that I've ever seen 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:35.640 a thong and thought that looks good. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:40.479 Yeah, it's hypothetically good, yeah, but no, yeah, I need 0:06:40.520 --> 0:06:44.279 like unless I'm like Paris filtered like Triple Paris filtered nobody, 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.240 no one needs that at all. But I'm excited for Hawaii, 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.680 Like that's something I need right now. Like I've been well, 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:53.000 you've been hustling. Yeah, yeah, I've been hurling my body 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:56.000 to every dumb place on the road, and I'm like, yeah, 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:59.400 I need to lay still on a beach right right. 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:01.960 Well, I know that your Special debut in the top ten, 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:04.960 so that's very exciting, which means people are loving it. 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.360 That was cool, And your DMS this in the last year, 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:10.720 You're sending me a couple of messages about some dumb video. 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.640 I like made my day, And I can't explain to 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.360 you how much because you know, I mean, I've been 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.080 doing stand up for what feels like seventy years, so 0:07:19.240 --> 0:07:21.160 I really feel like I'm just in the winter of 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:24.360 my life right now. So the fact that I'm like, 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.320 oh my god, okay, people watch it, I was just 0:07:27.400 --> 0:07:29.320 like didn't want it to get buried. So it felt 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:32.000 really cool that like people are actually watching it now, 0:07:32.000 --> 0:07:34.040 and I'm like, I just want to start writing Uber 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.760 blacks at least, you know, that's kind of my goal 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:37.040 with this. 0:07:37.200 --> 0:07:39.320 Like it's been I did everything the. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.600 Long way, Like, I've been a road woman for a 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:44.720 lot of years, so like I need this. 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:47.119 Did you sleep with a lot of comics on the road? 0:07:47.680 --> 0:07:50.000 Just so much head Chelsea, There wasn't a moment I 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:51.600 wasn't on my so much dick sucking. 0:07:51.960 --> 0:07:52.200 I know. 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.760 That's where dick sucking really comes into its own. It's 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:55.280 on the road. 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:59.920 My whole family too. Yeah, just generations of Feinstein's just 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:02.080 it's just really getting passed around just so that I 0:08:02.080 --> 0:08:02.920 can get this out. 0:08:03.280 --> 0:08:04.560 Generations of dick sucking. 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:11.040 Wow, that's amazing, A long line of godless horse. My 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:13.640 grandmother said when I was a very small girl, I 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.520 never met a dick that I wasn't fond of, not one, 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:18.360 not one dick. 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:20.120 No, I don't know. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.840 I didn't have I wasn't good at any aspect of 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.080 the business. There's no business left and silly to even 0:08:26.120 --> 0:08:28.720 say that, but whatever it was, I wasn't good at it. 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:30.080 I was just on the road forever. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:33.160 So like it feels, I'm just hoping this helps and 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.800 it like can can move some tickets for me changed 0:08:35.800 --> 0:08:36.760 my life a little bit. 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:39.720 Right absolutely. Let's how how long have you been doing 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:44.199 stand up? Really? Like twenty four five? Twenty five years. 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.040 Yeah, I moved to New York when I was like 0:08:46.080 --> 0:08:48.960 seventeen with this guy and his bands called Dick's sister. 0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:52.160 And then I Dick's sister dumped me, and I stayed 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.760 in New York and he kind of like undumped me 0:08:54.760 --> 0:08:56.800 and redumped me a few times, like I wasn't really 0:08:56.800 --> 0:09:00.800 taking the dump, and I would try to kind of 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:04.480 hang near his house in Staten Island where he lived 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:06.120 with the rest of his band. And then I just 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:09.240 stayed here and started doing open mics and stuff and 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.200 getting fired from different jobs first, and I felt like 0:09:12.480 --> 0:09:14.360 at best I was gonna be like homelessh if I 0:09:14.400 --> 0:09:16.400 didn't do this, you know, like there wasn't I wish 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:17.640 I could have been one of those people that was 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.440 like about to be a doctor. But I made this 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.600 like noble choice to leave it all for the arts. 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.600 But this was it, Like I was failed wildly in school. 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:28.080 So yeah, and your husband's a fireman, which you talk 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:29.000 about in the special. 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:30.400 So he's an American hero. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:31.120 He is. 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:34.760 He's a technical hero, but he infuriates me like he's 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.080 an emotional desert but a fun loving guy, a good 0:09:37.080 --> 0:09:39.880 hang for sure. Yeah, firemen are great like for you 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:41.959 could say anything to them. That's that's what works. He's 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:45.880 my husband's almost like an accidental feminist, Like he he doesn't. 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:46.880 Care what I do. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.199 I could I could be out doing whatever with stand out, 0:09:50.240 --> 0:09:52.240 like I could spend the night at some comics house, 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:54.960 get passed around. No, but just really like just some 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.840 platonic guy that doesn't even see me as a woman. 0:09:56.880 --> 0:09:58.880 But Pete wouldn't question that. He's just kind of like 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:01.240 you're on your own. But if I ever explained what 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:03.199 a feminist was to him, he probably thinks they're like 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:05.680 Nazis or something like they run a little dumb in 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:09.160 that way. But strangely enough, it took a fireman because 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:11.160 every other guy like they got a kick out of 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:13.000 what I did for like you know, like a week, 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:15.520 and then they were like forget this, like she's working 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.400 on Christmas or and Pete is working on Christmas. So 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.560 it's kind of like he gets the life. And they 0:10:20.559 --> 0:10:24.439 have their thing and in a weird way like firefighting, 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.040 Like they have a kitchen table where they hang and 0:10:27.080 --> 0:10:29.480 when you walk in as a regular person, you can 0:10:29.520 --> 0:10:32.400 feel the chemicals in the room change and it feels like, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.280 you know, like at the cellar when a normal person 0:10:35.320 --> 0:10:38.280 we call them civilians, which is hilarious, but like when 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:40.360 a normal person walks into the room, like you can 0:10:40.400 --> 0:10:42.960 feel that whole energy change in the room. Like ah, 0:10:43.000 --> 0:10:45.280 like somebody will a comic said this recently. They're like, oh, 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.360 he brought his like civilian girlfriend and she had to 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:50.160 sit at the table. But it's kind of similar, like 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.840 and he has that weird world that we have, so 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:56.720 there's not really any envy there. And comics and firemen 0:10:56.800 --> 0:10:59.040 like they don't want anything the other one has. So 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.079 he's a pretty good hang with comics. He doesn't try 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.320 to be funny, like he's a good laugher, you know, 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.719 he doesn't step on anything they're trying to do, So 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:07.359 it strangely like works. 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:10.440 Yeah, what about your child? How long have you had 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:10.960 your child? 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:12.160 Oh? 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.680 My god, where is she? 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:17.360 She is four years old. I have a little kid, 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.640 So you've had her for four years? Is that kind 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:20.680 of for four years? 0:11:20.720 --> 0:11:21.200 That is cool? 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:24.240 How how is motherhood going for you as a comedian, 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:27.640 as a working woman, late night working woman, it's hard. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:30.040 I feel like I'm not pulling anything off completely, But 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:32.120 I have a lot of female comic friends and I 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:35.480 still relate to comedians more than like regular moms, you know. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.640 So like I'm on like a chat with Rosebud and 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:41.640 Whitney and other other comic moms that kind of like 0:11:41.720 --> 0:11:43.600 help each other with weird tips on how to do it. 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:44.600 Michelle Wolf has a kid. 0:11:44.600 --> 0:11:46.719 I was just talking with her at the Seller last night, 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:49.480 so that helps me try to like figure it all out. 0:11:49.520 --> 0:11:50.920 I'm not in any way pulling it off. 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:53.000 Like just before we got on this zoom, I bribed 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:55.280 my daughter with like a series of things. There was 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:56.880 just so that she wouldn't walk in this room, like 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:58.640 there was a bribe, and then there's like a threat 0:11:58.679 --> 0:11:59.479 of a bribe. 0:11:59.240 --> 0:11:59.960 To being taken away. 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:01.880 I'm like, I'll give you this, and if you walk 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:04.080 in here, I'll take this away, which I call it thrive. 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:07.320 So there's like a series of like hard negotiations that 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.760 went on before I brought that random teenager in here 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:12.480 to do the audio. So I'm not pulling anything off, 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:15.640 but I feel like she kind of at this point 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:19.040 she's not I'm not a scheduled person. She's grown up, 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.200 half in a firehouse, like half on the road with me, 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:24.840 so like she's kind of not she's not expecting that, 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:25.760 like she knows. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.560 She looks at me like she can tell I'm not 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:30.360 in charge of anything. Yeah, that's how I felt growing up. 0:12:30.360 --> 0:12:32.600 I knew my parents had no say Like I was like, 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.040 this is you guys are not making decisions around here, 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:37.080 Like I'll come in hot and take over. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:38.680 I think it's good to know. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:40.839 I mean because first of all, nothing bad comes from 0:12:40.880 --> 0:12:43.040 a girl, especially that grows up a little faster. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:46.400 I think that's always yields good results. Yeah, you know what, 0:12:46.480 --> 0:12:48.319 I agree with you. Yeah, shake it out. 0:12:48.400 --> 0:12:50.439 You shake out your naughtiness when you're younger, and then 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:52.160 by the time you're like in your twenties. 0:12:51.840 --> 0:12:54.760 You're overall that well maybe thirty. I completely agree with 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.640 you because I was a really bad kid. I did 0:12:57.720 --> 0:13:00.200 acid when I was like thirteen, like every week again, 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:01.960 I had like an appointment to do acid with like 0:13:02.000 --> 0:13:04.040 six of my friends. 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.920 And I mean we were just deep pigs. 0:13:05.960 --> 0:13:07.640 We would go up on like some sign in this 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:09.960 neighborhood and just moon people in the area. We're like, oh, 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.679 we're mooning now, Like we had our asses out all 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.080 the time. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:14.480 We were always doing drugs. 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:16.280 And then by the time I was like seventeen, and 0:13:16.320 --> 0:13:18.960 moved to New York with dumb Dick's sister. I was like, yeah, 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.440 I'd done all the kind of ridiculousness I'd gotten out 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.320 of my system, and I was able to like focus 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.360 a little more on like stand up. I do think 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:27.640 it's those kids that like really run a tight ship 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:31.120 in high school then they start their real problematic horring 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:33.079 later on or drug use or whatever. 0:13:33.320 --> 0:13:35.480 Yeah, I agree with that. Better to get the horror 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.720 out soon, early, early, getting rid of the horror early 0:13:38.840 --> 0:13:40.880 so that you can really start to thrive in your 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.119 twenties and thirties. 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:42.880 For sure. 0:13:43.760 --> 0:13:47.400 Yes, I was definitely like a I was a problem. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:49.960 I know somebody that knows you. He said you were 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.120 very cool. He grew up in Jersey near you. He 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:54.360 said you were always cool and could kind of like 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:56.640 hang from young, Like you seemed like a comic at 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:58.840 the table very young. Were you like hanging with a 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:01.680 group of guys or like what was your high school situation? 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:02.240 Who knows? 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.360 I mean, I in my mind, I was in high 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:06.120 school when I was born, Like I was trapped in 0:14:06.200 --> 0:14:08.520 a baby's body and I felt like a woman the 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:10.600 minute I was born, and all I wanted to do was. 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:12.520 Woman, be a woman. I was like, when can I 0:14:12.520 --> 0:14:13.199 get be a woman? 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.760 Like? That was my favorite line to say, Like soon 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.120 I'll be a woman and you won't be able to 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:17.520 tell me. 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:21.120 What to do. I know what you mean, because, like 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:21.520 I love. 0:14:21.560 --> 0:14:22.720 I used to love the show when I was a 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:26.920 little kid called Moonlighting because I loved office tension. I 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:28.040 was like, I want to grow up one day and 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:31.200 have sexual tension in office. Those were my goals, if 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.040 totally totally. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.760 First of all, working in an office. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.680 When you were watching Moonlighting, working in an office seemed sexy. 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:41.640 You were like, Oh, that's that's sexy, like an office 0:14:41.720 --> 0:14:44.520 job with these skirts. I'll wear skirts and heels and 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.160 then I'll fuck my colleague. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:51.080 Like it was so fun, right, so fun. Yeah, I 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:51.920 played this game. 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:53.720 I talked about it in like my first half hour 0:14:53.720 --> 0:14:55.120 many years ago. But I used to play this game 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.400 with my Catholic friend. I wanted to be Catholic so bad. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.280 I just wanted one of those names that like oh 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:01.000 rachel O, f Einstein or some shit. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.120 And we would play this. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.120 Game where she would throw me on the bed and 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.280 we worked in office. Her name is Harry Company, she 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.600 was the boss, and we would play this game in 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.400 her dad's office, like he had no idea where were 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.400 playing this weird horring game in his office. And she 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:16.480 would go like, Chrissy, get me my brief that I'd 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.840 be like, I'm doing the best I can, mister company. 0:15:18.920 --> 0:15:21.360 My kids just get confused. I think that was all 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:24.160 for Moonlighting. It was very much like a porn Yeah. 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.720 I know porn's were not dissimilar to those programs. I 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:30.000 guess maybe because it was set in the same timeframe. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:33.200 But there is a lot of porn represented, like foreign 0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:36.680 like Vibes, and it shows like Moonlighting and what was 0:15:36.680 --> 0:15:40.920 that other h not Dallas and Santa Barbara and Barbara 0:15:41.040 --> 0:15:41.480 was awesome. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.760 That was a soap opera though. That was the day. Yeah. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.040 I once tried to call Kelly Capwell directly because I 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.560 was so obsessed with Robin Wright that I looked up 0:15:49.600 --> 0:15:51.680