WEBVTT - #264: Brody Could've Been Killed! 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:07.240 Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:12.200 Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise, dot Up, 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:19.280 start Up, dat Up, Episode two sixty four of the 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:24.560 Brooklyn Boys podcast. Very exciting. It is exciting. It's an 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:27.120 exciting time, would you agree? 0:00:27.160 --> 0:00:30.320 We yes, But I'd like to apologize for those of 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.280 you who listen to the minute we drop our podcasts. 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:36.839 We did a podcast late from two weeks ago on 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:39.960 a Monday on Monday, and time to do one later 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.360 in the week. So now we're sort of back on track. 0:00:42.440 --> 0:00:44.279 But it's been it's been a week and a half 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:47.640 since our last episode. We're back on the horse. We're 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:50.840 good as Scary goes on vacation into August. But other 0:00:50.880 --> 0:00:54.520 than that, I think we're. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.080 I will be going on vacation at the end of August, 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.240 but then, but that comes every year and you know that. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:01:01.520 So it's fine. You mention too, Brodie. You've been all 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:02.160 over the place. 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.680 Oh yeah, I've been to my living room, I went 0:01:06.720 --> 0:01:09.759 down to the den, I came back upstairs. Listen, I've 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:12.520 had a rough week and a half, Scary. Why while 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:15.839 you're you're hanging out in the Jersey Shore and partying 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:18.920 and going to dumpling houses. I was almost killed three 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:19.920 times in the past week. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.760 Is that possible? You want me to tell you now, 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.759 I'll tell you a couple wait to say the short stories. 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:28.679 Yeah what? Yeah? How did you die? You almost know 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:32.560 you're not. I mean you're exaggerating obviously. No. 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:39.120 So early early or late last week, maybe Thursday. I'm 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.240 out on my front lawn and I see I have 0:01:41.440 --> 0:01:43.920 a large tree on my front lawn, very large tree. 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:47.440 But the branches, some of them are low, and when 0:01:47.440 --> 0:01:50.760 they get too low, I have to have the tree 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.000 guy calm and trim them. It's he has to raise 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.000 the canopy. It's called right, So he cuts all the 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:58.600 low hanging leaves and branches off. Well, I was walking 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.080 the dogs and I noticed that one of the low 0:02:02.120 --> 0:02:05.960 branches from the tree that heads towards the street, all 0:02:06.000 --> 0:02:09.040 the leaves are gone. They're not they're not brown mamas 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:10.320 and pappas. They're all gone. 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:11.520 So the limb is dead. 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:13.800 So I bring the dogs back in the house and 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:15.880 I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna pull the 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:19.520 dead branches off that are angled down, right, It's gonna 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.600 take those off because they're they're angling down and there's 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.560 no leaves, and then the medium sized limb that's coming 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.639 off the tree. When my tree guy comes in a 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:27.840 few weeks, I'll haven't cut it off. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:31.280 Shouldn't you have the professionals do all of the tree 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.560 removal and all the branches of. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:38.640 Okay, in hindsight, scary, yes, So I've always broken off 0:02:38.680 --> 0:02:40.760 the little the little branches, you know, just break them 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:44.640 off the dead break them off. So I break one 0:02:44.680 --> 0:02:49.079 little twig off, one little twig, and the entire limb 0:02:49.160 --> 0:02:51.280 falls and hits me in the shoulder and just misses 0:02:51.320 --> 0:02:54.720 my head, knocks me down. Oh my god, you Okay, 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.639 So I ended up with a I had a big 0:02:56.680 --> 0:02:58.320 red bruise on my left shoulder. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:00.840 But had I been a stand a little to the left, 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.560 they would have knocked you in the head, like hammered 0:03:03.560 --> 0:03:05.640 you into the ground. That's correct. 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:07.640 Luckily it was a glancing blow on my left shoulder, 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:11.600 so I survived that. A couple of days ago. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:14.320 The advantages by the way of living in a in 0:03:14.320 --> 0:03:16.640 an apartment, I don't have to I don't have to 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:17.680 deal with tree problems. 0:03:17.760 --> 0:03:22.640 But gad, so today's Thursday, as we're recording this on Tuesday, 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:27.280 So two days ago I have the guys coming the mike. 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.720 He's a contractor, but he does gutter cleaning. So you 0:03:30.720 --> 0:03:32.239 know the gutters that go around your roof where it 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:35.000 catches the rain water and leaves. Well, I have trees 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.280 all over my property and so leaves fall into the gutters. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.000 So I had to have the uh, the gutters cleaned. 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.160 And while they were there, I said, hey, I have 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:44.960 a light on the back of my house. It's the 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:48.720 spotlight and uh, you know, there's a light switch inside 0:03:48.760 --> 0:03:51.960 the house and you turn it on and it lights 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:53.680 up the backyard. So if I want to swim at night, 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.480 I have a light. That makes sense, right, you follow? 0:03:55.560 --> 0:03:55.760 Sure? 0:03:55.840 --> 0:03:58.640 Yeah, Well, because it's so high up, I can't change 0:03:58.640 --> 0:04:01.440 the bulb. It's like you need a two story ladder. 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:03.760 So since these guys, the gutter cleaners, have the long ladders, 0:04:04.000 --> 0:04:05.640 I give him a couple extra bucks and they go 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:06.960 up there and they change the bulb for me every 0:04:07.000 --> 0:04:07.480 couple of years. 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.720 When it goes out, no problem. And it's a special 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:10.200 kind of bulb. 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.160 It's a sodium bulb that's part of the story and 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:15.080 it takes like thirty forty seconds to warm up before 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:17.960 you see the light. So He changed the bulb for me, 0:04:18.000 --> 0:04:20.200 and I put the switch on and the light's not 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.120 coming on. I said, well, look closely, because it takes 0:04:23.160 --> 0:04:23.719 forty seconds. 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:25.440 He's looking. Is no light. I see it is no light. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:27.359 So I give him a second bulb because that had 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.720 an extra bulb. He's a special like twenty dollars bulbs. 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:31.480 He goes back up the ladder. He puts the bulbin. 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:32.240 There's no light. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:34.839 Like, son of a bitch. Maybe the unit's not working. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.680 He goes go check the fuse box. Okay, so I 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:40.359 have to go into my garage. Let me explain to 0:04:40.400 --> 0:04:43.240 you my garage. One of my garage doors I use 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:45.440 all the time for my car, and the other side 0:04:45.440 --> 0:04:48.440 by the by the breaker box. I don't use that 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:51.120 often because I have some storage in there and we 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.279 don't park a car in the second half of the garage. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:57.440 It's gonna put storage. People do that right. Well, about 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:58.520 a month. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:00.760 And a half ago, the a garage door on that 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:03.200 side has three cables. The chain in the middle that 0:05:03.320 --> 0:05:05.640 lifts the door, and on each side is a cable 0:05:05.880 --> 0:05:07.960 with a wheel that helps keep it on the track 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:11.360 and roll it up. Well, one of the cables snapped, Oh, 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:13.880 I don't know about a month ago, but it's been opening. 0:05:13.680 --> 0:05:15.840 And closing no problem. And I'm like, you know what, 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.160 I gottat my guts clean. The light's gotta be fixed. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.600 I'll hold off on fixing the cable because the door's 0:05:20.640 --> 0:05:25.440 working fine. So I opened the door and I walk 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.560 over to the fuse box. The garage door goes up, 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:32.040 no problem, and I hear and I look up and 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:35.599 the bottom third of the garage door is breaking loose 0:05:35.640 --> 0:05:38.920 and falls and hits me in the back same spot 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:43.200 as a tree. No. No, It like slides down my back, 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:47.520 but it didn't really hurt because I moved quickly. But 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.560 it almost landed on my head, in which case it 0:05:50.560 --> 0:05:52.560 would have killed you. I would have been dead. Wow, 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.080 I would have killed me. Okay, So I had to 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:57.039 have the twice tractors lift the door back up, put 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:58.960 it back on the track, and then my garage guy 0:05:59.000 --> 0:06:02.000 had to come and he, you know, he fixes it. 0:06:02.200 --> 0:06:04.880 Surely I couldn't have died a third time though. 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:08.880 Well, hold on, so he says to me, this cable 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.520 is rusted. I installed this cable for you a couple 0:06:11.560 --> 0:06:14.279 of years ago. It can't possibly be this rusted. How 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:16.800 can this cable have been this rusted and snapped, I said, 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:18.520 I don't know. It doesn't get ret it doesn't get wet. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.599 I don't know how it got rusted. So he looks 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.120 at the cable and he follows it down to the 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:25.560 door and next to my garage door. Like inside the garage, 0:06:25.600 --> 0:06:28.520 I have a shelf where I keep seeds and ice 0:06:28.640 --> 0:06:31.799 melt and stuff. There's a giant sack of fire ice 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:34.919 which if you throw it on ice, it melts it 0:06:34.960 --> 0:06:38.040 and burns it like it's not safe animals, like, it 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.720 really melts the ice fast. The cable was scraping up 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:45.520 against the bag so often that it ripped away the bag, 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:48.560 and the cable was going through this shit that burns everything. 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.159 So it burned my cable and that's why the door 0:06:51.160 --> 0:06:54.600 fell on my head. So twice almost killed. 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.520 Times third times of charm Brody, you want me to 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.640 take the third time? Now? I mean embarrassing. I mean, well, 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.640 might as well just go for all three here? I mean, 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:09.400 and by the way, doesn't death happen in threes? You 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:12.120 might have actually have heard it. You might have avoided 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:14.440 three different movies. 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.280 Time series is a final destination where they escape death 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:20.400 and then they have they eventually have to keep escaping death. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:27.200 I think, I think. Yeah. Anyway, So this weekend satas 0:07:27.880 --> 0:07:32.080 Friday night. Yeah, no, Saturday, Saturday night. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.400 My family goes away for the night. They go to 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:36.960 visit family, so they're out of town. I'm in the 0:07:36.960 --> 0:07:40.160 house by myself with the dogs and I'm not, you know, 0:07:40.560 --> 0:07:42.559 off and on a Saturday night alone. But I'm alone 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:47.040 in the house and I go to bed like one o'clock, 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:51.320 the dogs get in bed, everything's great. Around two thirty 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.120 in the morning, I hear. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:08:00.400 Bo, okay, i'd be out of there. I fucking that 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:05.000 random weird noises and you live in the suburbs. No way, no, 0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:06.720 thank you. Okay. 0:08:07.240 --> 0:08:10.120 So I have a split level house, which means I 0:08:10.120 --> 0:08:12.679 have a lower level, a middle level, and a top level. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:14.640 So I'm in the bedroom and in the back of 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.880 the house. So I look out my rear window and 0:08:16.920 --> 0:08:19.600 none of the lights are on. I can't see the 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.760 front of the house from the back bedroom because I 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.320 have a light censor there that goes on. I can't 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:26.120 see if the light went on, and so like my 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.960 dogs are going I'm like, okay, I don't know what 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:34.280 this noise is to ghost right, But there's no cars 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.480 on my garage right on the driveway because my wife's 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:37.920 car is not there, and my car's in the drive 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:41.200 in the garage, and I'm like, maybe somebody thinks nobody's home. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:43.920 And I remembered I pulled the blinds down in the 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:47.080 front of the house because uh, you know, I was 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.600 watching a movie, so I wanted darkness to watch the movie. 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:51.400 So I'm like, it's gonna look like nobody's home. So 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:56.480 I'm like, maybe I'm hearing things, and I hear I'm 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.280 hearing noises again, so I'm like, oh, holy fuck, I'm 0:08:59.360 --> 0:08:59.839 freaking out. 0:08:59.840 --> 0:09:00.000 Now. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:01.920 I'm like, I don't want to call the police, but 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:06.680 you know, I'm hearing Like now I'm here in silverware clanking, 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.720 and I'm thinking they're going through my drawers here in 0:09:09.760 --> 0:09:10.439 the fucking house. 0:09:10.800 --> 0:09:12.760 Are you serious? You really thought you had an intruder 0:09:12.840 --> 0:09:18.079 at that point? Hold on, I'm yes. So I I 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.760 dial nine to one and I'm like and I done 0:09:21.800 --> 0:09:22.160 nine one one. 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:25.000 I don't hit send. I'm like, maybe, okay, maybe I'm mad. 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:26.719 And the dogs like going to the bedroom door going 0:09:27.920 --> 0:09:31.280 and I'm grabbing him like shut up, shut and I'm 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:34.079 here in, you know, silverware banging, and I'm I'm here 0:09:34.080 --> 0:09:37.199 in clunking. I'm like, holy fuck. So I called nine 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:41.120 one one and she says, you know, what's what's the address? 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:43.960 What's the emergency going? There's people am I house? 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.120 House? God? He's like, sorry, I can't hear you. 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:53.600 I don't do anything, rob She says okay, So it says, oh, 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:55.440 you know, should I should we send somebody? 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.199 Do you see them? How many are there? I'm sitting 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:04.440 in my bedroom. I hear and so she's like, Sir, 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:07.960 I can't hear you put some don't make me, don't 0:10:08.400 --> 0:10:10.959 don't make me yell right, like what you gonna do? Hey, 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.520 there's people in my house. So it's just I'll send 0:10:13.520 --> 0:10:15.160 people over hold, stay on the phone. So I go 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.920 standing on the phone and I still hear the banging 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:20.360 in the clanking. Jesus, I said, so, how how long 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:23.280 before they're here? I live in a small town, Like, sir, 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:26.880 they're on their way? What is on their wing? And 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:27.640 I have boomed. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.880 I'm like, oh fuck, they're going through my kitchen and 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:32.600 my living room. 0:10:32.679 --> 0:10:36.440 Are you kidding me? Brodie? And I'm like they haven't 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.640 come upstairs yet. I don't know. 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:40.480 I'm so she's like, they're they're the police are at 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:43.120 your house. So I look out the back window. There's 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:46.880 four police officers with flashlights and guns pulled. So I 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.280 open the windows slowly and I go, I'm the homeowner. 0:10:49.640 --> 0:10:51.040 And they look up and they go, okay, all right, 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:53.480 you know what are you hearing? I go, I think 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:55.880 there's somebody downstairs by the by the kitchen or the 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.400 diet like well, there's no signs of forced entry, and 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:00.280 there's cops in the front of the house, and so 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.520 I go down. He goes, come downstairs and let us in. 0:11:02.600 --> 0:11:04.520 We don't see anybody. We looked in your windows. We 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.839 looked there's nobody downstairs. So they go downstairs and there's 0:11:08.880 --> 0:11:11.320 four police officers and they come in there. You know, 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:14.520 they put their guns away, and they go open the 0:11:14.520 --> 0:11:17.720 front door. Open the front door. There's five police cars. 0:11:17.760 --> 0:11:20.640 Scary, Oh my god, did you make up your neighbors 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.720 by this point something must have been no. It's two 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:23.440 three in the morning. 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:25.400 They didn't have sirens on because they don't want to 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:28.200 alert anybody, so they're just the lights are flashing. But 0:11:28.440 --> 0:11:30.320 I don't know if anybody woke up or not. Now, 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.000 I've got like eight police officers in my house. They 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.440 asked me to recreate the sound because the sound had 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.199 stopped before they arrived. I'm like, I heard these noises, 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:40.040 like the doors weren't open. I don't know if they left. 0:11:40.040 --> 0:11:41.600 I don't know what's going on. It was the ghost 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:42.720 hold on. 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:45.320 They go in my bedroom, they op, they open up 0:11:45.320 --> 0:11:46.800 my hot tub to see if someone's hiding in the 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.680 hot tub. They go in the basement, they open up 0:11:48.720 --> 0:11:51.120 all the closets, they're go into the whole house. Nothing's there. 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.440 I go, they go listen. I'm sorry, it's a false along. 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:56.320 They couldn't have been nicer. They go, look, whatever it was, 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:57.960 Maybe it was an animal, Maybe it was a deer 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.000 slamming against your back door. What it is, that's what 0:12:01.040 --> 0:12:03.920 we're here for. We're glad you called. You know, the 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:06.800 house is secure, no signs are forced to entry. You're fine. 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:09.840 I go, oh, I'm soorry. I had to throw clothes on. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.800 You know, it was, you know, my underwear for sleep 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.040 in whatever. It's like, all right, well, thank you officers, 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.560 have a great night. And they leave and I'm like, okay, 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:21.520 the house is empty and fine, and they're gone, and 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.679 I'm in the kitchen, I'm getting a drink. I'm freaking out, 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.079 and I realize I had I must have accidentally hit 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:34.240 the delay button. My dishwasher was spinning and hitting a 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.040 tall tup aware and rattling the contents of the dishwasher 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:40.240 at two in the morning, even though I said it 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.760 at like ten And that's what it was scary. The 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:47.160 dishwasher was clunking and banging against the tall tup aware 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:50.439 and making the silverware rattle. And I thought I was 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:51.040 being killed. 0:12:51.640 --> 0:12:56.160 I could have been killed my dishwasher. You know it 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:59.280 was gonna be something as stupid like that. I mean, Jesus, 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.160 but I get dogs were growling. I thought the dogs 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:07.400 must know it's not the dishwasher. Wow, holy shit, So 0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:10.319 leave us the talk back on the iHeartRadio time. You 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.160 thought you were being robbed, but you weren't, right, What 0:13:13.400 --> 0:13:18.200 was it? Yeah, so you're you have you have a 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.000 bougie dishwasher that well you could just set a timer 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:22.640 on it. Is that what you can put You can 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:23.440 have it going delay. 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:26.920 A lot of dishwashers have a delay button, you know, 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:28.640 like if you're going out, you're like, oh. 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:31.080 Let it run while I'm out. Well, I set it 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:33.000 to go off at ten, and I was watching a movie, 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.800 and when you watch a loud movie, you don't hear 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:37.640 the dishwasher. So I assumed the dishwasher had already run. 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:39.440 But I must have put it on like a four 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.720 hour delay, because at two o'clock in the morning, boom 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.600 boom scared the hell out of me. I've never called 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:47.360 nine one one, like for a house. I was about 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.400 to say, I don't know if I've ever you know, 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.640 I would, I don't know if I've ever really called 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:52.280 nine one one. 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:55.240 It happens to me the one weekend I'm alone in 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.760 the house and my family's out of town. 0:13:57.920 --> 0:13:59.680 I haven't even told my wife yet. I'm too embarrassed. 0:14:00.160 --> 0:14:02.199 I mean, I'm I'm sure someone will hear this in time. 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:05.240 I mean, I'm okay. I'm happy, you're okay. Times three, 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.200 I'm happy. I'm okay too. But then I was like, 0:14:07.240 --> 0:14:08.640 I was mortified. Thank god. 0:14:08.640 --> 0:14:10.679 The police officers didn't like, I think it's your dishwasher. 0:14:10.800 --> 0:14:15.599 If they had to open the dishwasher noticed yes. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.480 Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, So. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:18.360 They were they were convinced it must have been like 0:14:18.400 --> 0:14:21.160 the shitting deer in my backyard. I was slamming against 0:14:21.200 --> 0:14:23.520 my house or something and was like, yeah, maybe we 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:26.640 never followed up. No, I'm not going to call the 0:14:26.640 --> 0:14:27.960 precinct and said, well, I just want to let you 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.800 know it was my by the way, I'm a dumb ass, 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:31.000 and it was my dishwasher. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.640 No, because the next time someone's in my house for real, 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.600 they'll be like, oh, it's his dishwasher. And the boy 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:39.680 who cried wolf, the boy who cried dishwasher or deer, whatever, 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:44.960 three times we will be right back. I don't think 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.880 I've ever been in that situation before. I mean, there's 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.320 definitely been times where I think I've been visited by 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.720 a ghost, like in the middle of the night. What 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:55.240 sense the thing is, I only have one other room 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.960 to look in if I'm not in my bedroom, I 0:14:58.240 --> 0:14:59.920 just have to just come out into this open area, 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.200 which is like a living room kitchen combination. And you know, 0:15:03.240 --> 0:15:05.240 I've heard some things in the overnight, but I never 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:06.800 really Yeah. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:09.400 I told the story about how I was actually almost robbed, right, 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.360 I did call nine one one once before, Yes, yeah, 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:12.120 tell a story. 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.080 Yeah it was a while ago in the townhouse. But yeah, 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:17.160 and the guy was kicking my door down. That was real. 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:19.600 So that's what always happening was real. So that's why 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.680 you figure you have experience with it. And I do 0:15:22.800 --> 0:15:25.240 know that years ago. But you know people I will 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:28.800 I will say I have heard that, you know, robberies 0:15:28.840 --> 0:15:34.080 and thefts and home invasions and cart grand larceny. It's 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.320 all up in the suburbs. They're going into the nice neighborhoods. Now, 0:15:38.040 --> 0:15:38.880 people are getting desk. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.440 I don't know if I mentioned this to you, but 0:15:40.920 --> 0:15:42.600 I know I've talked to my wife about it. There 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:46.520 was an article in the local paper about a month ago. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:49.280 Maybe it's one of the websites, I don't know. It 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.760 said that my town, and I don't know that seven 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:56.040 or eight surrounding towns are having a problem where people 0:15:56.120 --> 0:15:59.160 are breaking into the house when people are sleeping or 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:02.600 when they think nobody's home and stealing or looking for 0:16:03.200 --> 0:16:08.040 the second key fob to the cars. Oh really, they're 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.760 getting so like if you have an extra key fob 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.840 and in your night table or your kitchen drawer, they're 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:15.120 looking for them, and then they come back and they 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:18.120 steal your car with your own key. So now I 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:20.840 have all my key fobs everything hidden where they'll never 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:22.160 find it. But I was like, oh my god, it's 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.400 the key fob bandits. That's how I thought they were 0:16:24.400 --> 0:16:27.680 coming to trying to find my key fob. So that's 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:28.520 the new Scamboni. 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:33.640 I didn't realize that that people are going. But isn't okay? Wow, 0:16:33.880 --> 0:16:35.640 you know, I don't know. I don't know much about 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.560 car theft, even though we're from Brooklyn. You think that 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.360 we would know. We would be the people who wrote 0:16:39.400 --> 0:16:39.720 the book. 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:43.520 Yeah, my pasts had two cars stolen within three months 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:44.640 in Brooklyn. 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.760 Isn't It was somebody going around with the same frequency 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:50.560 fob and they were just just pressing the button and 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:52.560 going up to all the cars in the lot to 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:54.880 see which one would start or which one would open 0:16:54.920 --> 0:16:58.200 up the lot. There's only so many frequencies, right. Uh. 0:16:58.240 --> 0:17:02.360 Four cars ago, I had a fob and I parked 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:04.640 on the street in Manhattan, and when I did, when 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:08.080 I set the alarm, another cars alarm went off. And 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:10.359 when I unlocked my doors, his door's unlocked. 0:17:10.400 --> 0:17:11.760 That that's the same. 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.240 Yeah, I mean they made let's say there's ten thousand codes. 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:17.399 You live in a big city like Manhattan, I mean 0:17:17.400 --> 0:17:19.600 the odds is still ten thousand and one. But it 0:17:19.640 --> 0:17:20.160 could happen. 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:22.480 Could happen that you could be parked next to somebody 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:25.800 who who has the same same frequency. So they're banking 0:17:25.840 --> 0:17:28.880 on the odds of that not happening, right, and they're 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:32.119 certainly not telling people about it, right, What if it's Kenneth, 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:35.199 what's the frequency, Kenneth? You know what I mean? Well, no, 0:17:35.440 --> 0:17:40.840 but that could happen. Yeah, I'm trying to think. You know, 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:42.760 you know, the only time that there's ever been a 0:17:42.760 --> 0:17:46.119 problem with theft is my aunt, my grandmother. Back in 0:17:46.160 --> 0:17:48.920 the day, they were someone stole your aunt, your grandmother. Yeah, 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:50.800 they were living in Brooklyn and they were you know, 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.040 they got the three story house and they were in 0:17:53.080 --> 0:17:56.840 the basement all watching TV. And then they just they 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.920 heard people break in the middle floor. They got into 0:17:59.920 --> 0:18:02.160 the jewelry box. Day. They stole a whole bunch of shit. 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.000 Why did they fit in the jewelry box? Exactly I 0:18:05.040 --> 0:18:07.879 don't know, but exactly that was, you know, Brooklyn in 0:18:07.920 --> 0:18:13.800 the nineteen nineties, in the early nineties. But I don't know. Yeah, 0:18:13.840 --> 0:18:18.400 it's much safe for now. Please, city's turning to ship dude. 0:18:18.960 --> 0:18:23.920 I was out last night. I saw a woman. Where 0:18:24.000 --> 0:18:27.240 are you in the city in Manhattan? Yes, and I saw? 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:28.719 Was it last night? It might have been a few 0:18:28.800 --> 0:18:30.000 nights ago. It might have been a few nights. I 0:18:30.160 --> 0:18:34.439