Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, start up Up. They making noise, dot Up,
Speaker 1: start Up, dat Up, Episode two sixty four of the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys podcast. Very exciting. It is exciting. It's an
Speaker 1: exciting time, would you agree?
Speaker 2: We yes, But I'd like to apologize for those of
Speaker 2: you who listen to the minute we drop our podcasts.
Speaker 2: We did a podcast late from two weeks ago on
Speaker 2: a Monday on Monday, and time to do one later
Speaker 2: in the week. So now we're sort of back on track.
Speaker 2: But it's been it's been a week and a half
Speaker 2: since our last episode. We're back on the horse. We're
Speaker 2: good as Scary goes on vacation into August. But other
Speaker 2: than that, I think we're.
Speaker 1: I will be going on vacation at the end of August,
Speaker 1: but then, but that comes every year and you know that.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. You mention too, Brodie. You've been all
Speaker 1: over the place.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've been to my living room, I went
Speaker 2: down to the den, I came back upstairs. Listen, I've
Speaker 2: had a rough week and a half, Scary. Why while
Speaker 2: you're you're hanging out in the Jersey Shore and partying
Speaker 2: and going to dumpling houses. I was almost killed three
Speaker 2: times in the past week.
Speaker 1: Is that possible? You want me to tell you now,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a couple wait to say the short stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah what? Yeah? How did you die? You almost know
Speaker 1: you're not. I mean you're exaggerating obviously. No.
Speaker 2: So early early or late last week, maybe Thursday. I'm
Speaker 2: out on my front lawn and I see I have
Speaker 2: a large tree on my front lawn, very large tree.
Speaker 2: But the branches, some of them are low, and when
Speaker 2: they get too low, I have to have the tree
Speaker 2: guy calm and trim them. It's he has to raise
Speaker 2: the canopy. It's called right, So he cuts all the
Speaker 2: low hanging leaves and branches off. Well, I was walking
Speaker 2: the dogs and I noticed that one of the low
Speaker 2: branches from the tree that heads towards the street, all
Speaker 2: the leaves are gone. They're not they're not brown mamas
Speaker 2: and pappas. They're all gone.
Speaker 1: So the limb is dead.
Speaker 2: So I bring the dogs back in the house and
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, I'm just gonna pull the
Speaker 2: dead branches off that are angled down, right, It's gonna
Speaker 2: take those off because they're they're angling down and there's
Speaker 2: no leaves, and then the medium sized limb that's coming
Speaker 2: off the tree. When my tree guy comes in a
Speaker 2: few weeks, I'll haven't cut it off.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't you have the professionals do all of the tree
Speaker 1: removal and all the branches of.
Speaker 2: Okay, in hindsight, scary, yes, So I've always broken off
Speaker 2: the little the little branches, you know, just break them
Speaker 2: off the dead break them off. So I break one
Speaker 2: little twig off, one little twig, and the entire limb
Speaker 2: falls and hits me in the shoulder and just misses
Speaker 2: my head, knocks me down. Oh my god, you Okay,
Speaker 2: So I ended up with a I had a big
Speaker 2: red bruise on my left shoulder.
Speaker 1: But had I been a stand a little to the left,
Speaker 1: they would have knocked you in the head, like hammered
Speaker 1: you into the ground. That's correct.
Speaker 2: Luckily it was a glancing blow on my left shoulder,
Speaker 2: so I survived that. A couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: The advantages by the way of living in a in
Speaker 1: an apartment, I don't have to I don't have to
Speaker 1: deal with tree problems.
Speaker 2: But gad, so today's Thursday, as we're recording this on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: So two days ago I have the guys coming the mike.
Speaker 2: He's a contractor, but he does gutter cleaning. So you
Speaker 2: know the gutters that go around your roof where it
Speaker 2: catches the rain water and leaves. Well, I have trees
Speaker 2: all over my property and so leaves fall into the gutters.
Speaker 2: So I had to have the uh, the gutters cleaned.
Speaker 2: And while they were there, I said, hey, I have
Speaker 2: a light on the back of my house. It's the
Speaker 2: spotlight and uh, you know, there's a light switch inside
Speaker 2: the house and you turn it on and it lights
Speaker 2: up the backyard. So if I want to swim at night,
Speaker 2: I have a light. That makes sense, right, you follow?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, because it's so high up, I can't change
Speaker 2: the bulb. It's like you need a two story ladder.
Speaker 2: So since these guys, the gutter cleaners, have the long ladders,
Speaker 2: I give him a couple extra bucks and they go
Speaker 2: up there and they change the bulb for me every
Speaker 2: couple of years.
Speaker 1: When it goes out, no problem. And it's a special
Speaker 1: kind of bulb.
Speaker 2: It's a sodium bulb that's part of the story and
Speaker 2: it takes like thirty forty seconds to warm up before
Speaker 2: you see the light. So He changed the bulb for me,
Speaker 2: and I put the switch on and the light's not
Speaker 2: coming on. I said, well, look closely, because it takes
Speaker 2: forty seconds.
Speaker 1: He's looking. Is no light. I see it is no light.
Speaker 2: So I give him a second bulb because that had
Speaker 2: an extra bulb. He's a special like twenty dollars bulbs.
Speaker 2: He goes back up the ladder. He puts the bulbin.
Speaker 1: There's no light.
Speaker 2: Like, son of a bitch. Maybe the unit's not working.
Speaker 2: He goes go check the fuse box. Okay, so I
Speaker 2: have to go into my garage. Let me explain to
Speaker 2: you my garage. One of my garage doors I use
Speaker 2: all the time for my car, and the other side
Speaker 2: by the by the breaker box. I don't use that
Speaker 2: often because I have some storage in there and we
Speaker 2: don't park a car in the second half of the garage.
Speaker 1: It's gonna put storage. People do that right. Well, about
Speaker 1: a month.
Speaker 2: And a half ago, the a garage door on that
Speaker 2: side has three cables. The chain in the middle that
Speaker 2: lifts the door, and on each side is a cable
Speaker 2: with a wheel that helps keep it on the track
Speaker 2: and roll it up. Well, one of the cables snapped, Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know about a month ago, but it's been opening.
Speaker 1: And closing no problem. And I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I gottat my guts clean. The light's gotta be fixed.
Speaker 1: I'll hold off on fixing the cable because the door's
Speaker 1: working fine. So I opened the door and I walk
Speaker 1: over to the fuse box. The garage door goes up,
Speaker 1: no problem, and I hear and I look up and
Speaker 1: the bottom third of the garage door is breaking loose
Speaker 1: and falls and hits me in the back same spot
Speaker 1: as a tree. No. No, It like slides down my back,
Speaker 1: but it didn't really hurt because I moved quickly. But
Speaker 1: it almost landed on my head, in which case it
Speaker 1: would have killed you. I would have been dead. Wow,
Speaker 1: I would have killed me. Okay, So I had to
Speaker 1: have the twice tractors lift the door back up, put
Speaker 1: it back on the track, and then my garage guy
Speaker 1: had to come and he, you know, he fixes it.
Speaker 1: Surely I couldn't have died a third time though.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, so he says to me, this cable
Speaker 2: is rusted. I installed this cable for you a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. It can't possibly be this rusted. How
Speaker 2: can this cable have been this rusted and snapped, I said,
Speaker 2: I don't know. It doesn't get ret it doesn't get wet.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it got rusted. So he looks
Speaker 2: at the cable and he follows it down to the
Speaker 2: door and next to my garage door. Like inside the garage,
Speaker 2: I have a shelf where I keep seeds and ice
Speaker 2: melt and stuff. There's a giant sack of fire ice
Speaker 2: which if you throw it on ice, it melts it
Speaker 2: and burns it like it's not safe animals, like, it
Speaker 2: really melts the ice fast. The cable was scraping up
Speaker 2: against the bag so often that it ripped away the bag,
Speaker 2: and the cable was going through this shit that burns everything.
Speaker 2: So it burned my cable and that's why the door
Speaker 2: fell on my head. So twice almost killed.
Speaker 1: Times third times of charm Brody, you want me to
Speaker 1: take the third time? Now? I mean embarrassing. I mean, well,
Speaker 1: might as well just go for all three here? I mean,
Speaker 1: and by the way, doesn't death happen in threes? You
Speaker 1: might have actually have heard it. You might have avoided
Speaker 1: three different movies.
Speaker 2: Time series is a final destination where they escape death
Speaker 2: and then they have they eventually have to keep escaping death.
Speaker 1: I think, I think. Yeah. Anyway, So this weekend satas
Speaker 1: Friday night. Yeah, no, Saturday, Saturday night.
Speaker 2: My family goes away for the night. They go to
Speaker 2: visit family, so they're out of town. I'm in the
Speaker 2: house by myself with the dogs and I'm not, you know,
Speaker 2: off and on a Saturday night alone. But I'm alone
Speaker 2: in the house and I go to bed like one o'clock,
Speaker 2: the dogs get in bed, everything's great. Around two thirty
Speaker 2: in the morning, I hear.
Speaker 1: Bo, okay, i'd be out of there. I fucking that
Speaker 1: random weird noises and you live in the suburbs. No way, no,
Speaker 1: thank you. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I have a split level house, which means I
Speaker 2: have a lower level, a middle level, and a top level.
Speaker 2: So I'm in the bedroom and in the back of
Speaker 2: the house. So I look out my rear window and
Speaker 2: none of the lights are on. I can't see the
Speaker 2: front of the house from the back bedroom because I
Speaker 2: have a light censor there that goes on. I can't
Speaker 2: see if the light went on, and so like my
Speaker 2: dogs are going I'm like, okay, I don't know what
Speaker 2: this noise is to ghost right, But there's no cars
Speaker 2: on my garage right on the driveway because my wife's
Speaker 2: car is not there, and my car's in the drive
Speaker 2: in the garage, and I'm like, maybe somebody thinks nobody's home.
Speaker 2: And I remembered I pulled the blinds down in the
Speaker 2: front of the house because uh, you know, I was
Speaker 2: watching a movie, so I wanted darkness to watch the movie.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, it's gonna look like nobody's home. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe I'm hearing things, and I hear I'm
Speaker 2: hearing noises again, so I'm like, oh, holy fuck, I'm
Speaker 2: freaking out.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to call the police, but
Speaker 2: you know, I'm hearing Like now I'm here in silverware clanking,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking they're going through my drawers here in
Speaker 2: the fucking house.
Speaker 1: Are you serious? You really thought you had an intruder
Speaker 1: at that point? Hold on, I'm yes. So I I
Speaker 1: dial nine to one and I'm like and I done
Speaker 1: nine one one.
Speaker 2: I don't hit send. I'm like, maybe, okay, maybe I'm mad.
Speaker 2: And the dogs like going to the bedroom door going
Speaker 2: and I'm grabbing him like shut up, shut and I'm
Speaker 2: here in, you know, silverware banging, and I'm I'm here
Speaker 2: in clunking. I'm like, holy fuck. So I called nine
Speaker 2: one one and she says, you know, what's what's the address?
Speaker 2: What's the emergency going? There's people am I house?
Speaker 1: House? God? He's like, sorry, I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: I don't do anything, rob She says okay, So it says, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, should I should we send somebody?
Speaker 1: Do you see them? How many are there? I'm sitting
Speaker 1: in my bedroom. I hear and so she's like, Sir,
Speaker 1: I can't hear you put some don't make me, don't
Speaker 1: don't make me yell right, like what you gonna do? Hey,
Speaker 1: there's people in my house. So it's just I'll send
Speaker 1: people over hold, stay on the phone. So I go
Speaker 1: standing on the phone and I still hear the banging
Speaker 1: in the clanking. Jesus, I said, so, how how long
Speaker 1: before they're here? I live in a small town, Like, sir,
Speaker 1: they're on their way? What is on their wing? And
Speaker 1: I have boomed.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh fuck, they're going through my kitchen and
Speaker 2: my living room.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Brodie? And I'm like they haven't
Speaker 1: come upstairs yet. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm so she's like, they're they're the police are at
Speaker 2: your house. So I look out the back window. There's
Speaker 2: four police officers with flashlights and guns pulled. So I
Speaker 2: open the windows slowly and I go, I'm the homeowner.
Speaker 2: And they look up and they go, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: you know what are you hearing? I go, I think
Speaker 2: there's somebody downstairs by the by the kitchen or the
Speaker 2: diet like well, there's no signs of forced entry, and
Speaker 2: there's cops in the front of the house, and so
Speaker 2: I go down. He goes, come downstairs and let us in.
Speaker 2: We don't see anybody. We looked in your windows. We
Speaker 2: looked there's nobody downstairs. So they go downstairs and there's
Speaker 2: four police officers and they come in there. You know,
Speaker 2: they put their guns away, and they go open the
Speaker 2: front door. Open the front door. There's five police cars.
Speaker 1: Scary, Oh my god, did you make up your neighbors
Speaker 1: by this point something must have been no. It's two
Speaker 1: three in the morning.
Speaker 2: They didn't have sirens on because they don't want to
Speaker 2: alert anybody, so they're just the lights are flashing. But
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody woke up or not. Now,
Speaker 2: I've got like eight police officers in my house. They
Speaker 2: asked me to recreate the sound because the sound had
Speaker 2: stopped before they arrived. I'm like, I heard these noises,
Speaker 2: like the doors weren't open. I don't know if they left.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on. It was the ghost
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 1: They go in my bedroom, they op, they open up
Speaker 1: my hot tub to see if someone's hiding in the
Speaker 1: hot tub. They go in the basement, they open up
Speaker 1: all the closets, they're go into the whole house. Nothing's there.
Speaker 1: I go, they go listen. I'm sorry, it's a false along.
Speaker 1: They couldn't have been nicer. They go, look, whatever it was,
Speaker 1: Maybe it was an animal, Maybe it was a deer
Speaker 1: slamming against your back door. What it is, that's what
Speaker 1: we're here for. We're glad you called. You know, the
Speaker 1: house is secure, no signs are forced to entry. You're fine.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, I'm soorry. I had to throw clothes on.
Speaker 2: You know, it was, you know, my underwear for sleep
Speaker 2: in whatever. It's like, all right, well, thank you officers,
Speaker 2: have a great night. And they leave and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: the house is empty and fine, and they're gone, and
Speaker 2: I'm in the kitchen, I'm getting a drink. I'm freaking out,
Speaker 2: and I realize I had I must have accidentally hit
Speaker 2: the delay button. My dishwasher was spinning and hitting a
Speaker 2: tall tup aware and rattling the contents of the dishwasher
Speaker 2: at two in the morning, even though I said it
Speaker 2: at like ten And that's what it was scary. The
Speaker 2: dishwasher was clunking and banging against the tall tup aware
Speaker 2: and making the silverware rattle. And I thought I was
Speaker 2: being killed.
Speaker 1: I could have been killed my dishwasher. You know it
Speaker 1: was gonna be something as stupid like that. I mean, Jesus,
Speaker 1: but I get dogs were growling. I thought the dogs
Speaker 1: must know it's not the dishwasher. Wow, holy shit, So
Speaker 1: leave us the talk back on the iHeartRadio time. You
Speaker 1: thought you were being robbed, but you weren't, right, What
Speaker 1: was it? Yeah, so you're you have you have a
Speaker 1: bougie dishwasher that well you could just set a timer
Speaker 1: on it. Is that what you can put You can
Speaker 1: have it going delay.
Speaker 2: A lot of dishwashers have a delay button, you know,
Speaker 2: like if you're going out, you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: Let it run while I'm out. Well, I set it
Speaker 1: to go off at ten, and I was watching a movie,
Speaker 1: and when you watch a loud movie, you don't hear
Speaker 1: the dishwasher. So I assumed the dishwasher had already run.
Speaker 1: But I must have put it on like a four
Speaker 1: hour delay, because at two o'clock in the morning, boom
Speaker 1: boom scared the hell out of me. I've never called
Speaker 1: nine one one, like for a house. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, I don't know if I've ever you know,
Speaker 1: I would, I don't know if I've ever really called
Speaker 1: nine one one.
Speaker 2: It happens to me the one weekend I'm alone in
Speaker 2: the house and my family's out of town.
Speaker 1: I haven't even told my wife yet. I'm too embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm sure someone will hear this in time.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm okay. I'm happy, you're okay. Times three,
Speaker 1: I'm happy. I'm okay too. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: I was mortified. Thank god.
Speaker 2: The police officers didn't like, I think it's your dishwasher.
Speaker 2: If they had to open the dishwasher noticed yes.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, wow, So.
Speaker 2: They were they were convinced it must have been like
Speaker 2: the shitting deer in my backyard. I was slamming against
Speaker 2: my house or something and was like, yeah, maybe we
Speaker 2: never followed up. No, I'm not going to call the
Speaker 2: precinct and said, well, I just want to let you
Speaker 2: know it was my by the way, I'm a dumb ass,
Speaker 2: and it was my dishwasher.
Speaker 1: No, because the next time someone's in my house for real,
Speaker 1: they'll be like, oh, it's his dishwasher. And the boy
Speaker 1: who cried wolf, the boy who cried dishwasher or deer, whatever,
Speaker 1: three times we will be right back. I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever been in that situation before. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: definitely been times where I think I've been visited by
Speaker 1: a ghost, like in the middle of the night. What
Speaker 1: sense the thing is, I only have one other room
Speaker 1: to look in if I'm not in my bedroom, I
Speaker 1: just have to just come out into this open area,
Speaker 1: which is like a living room kitchen combination. And you know,
Speaker 1: I've heard some things in the overnight, but I never
Speaker 1: really Yeah.
Speaker 2: I told the story about how I was actually almost robbed, right,
Speaker 2: I did call nine one one once before, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: tell a story.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was a while ago in the townhouse. But yeah,
Speaker 1: and the guy was kicking my door down. That was real.
Speaker 1: So that's what always happening was real. So that's why
Speaker 1: you figure you have experience with it. And I do
Speaker 1: know that years ago. But you know people I will
Speaker 1: I will say I have heard that, you know, robberies
Speaker 1: and thefts and home invasions and cart grand larceny. It's
Speaker 1: all up in the suburbs. They're going into the nice neighborhoods. Now,
Speaker 1: people are getting desk.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I mentioned this to you, but
Speaker 2: I know I've talked to my wife about it. There
Speaker 2: was an article in the local paper about a month ago.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's one of the websites, I don't know. It
Speaker 2: said that my town, and I don't know that seven
Speaker 2: or eight surrounding towns are having a problem where people
Speaker 2: are breaking into the house when people are sleeping or
Speaker 2: when they think nobody's home and stealing or looking for
Speaker 2: the second key fob to the cars. Oh really, they're
Speaker 2: getting so like if you have an extra key fob
Speaker 2: and in your night table or your kitchen drawer, they're
Speaker 2: looking for them, and then they come back and they
Speaker 2: steal your car with your own key. So now I
Speaker 2: have all my key fobs everything hidden where they'll never
Speaker 2: find it. But I was like, oh my god, it's
Speaker 2: the key fob bandits. That's how I thought they were
Speaker 2: coming to trying to find my key fob. So that's
Speaker 2: the new Scamboni.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that that people are going. But isn't okay? Wow,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. I don't know much about
Speaker 1: car theft, even though we're from Brooklyn. You think that
Speaker 1: we would know. We would be the people who wrote
Speaker 1: the book.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my pasts had two cars stolen within three months
Speaker 2: in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1: Isn't It was somebody going around with the same frequency
Speaker 1: fob and they were just just pressing the button and
Speaker 1: going up to all the cars in the lot to
Speaker 1: see which one would start or which one would open
Speaker 1: up the lot. There's only so many frequencies, right. Uh.
Speaker 2: Four cars ago, I had a fob and I parked
Speaker 2: on the street in Manhattan, and when I did, when
Speaker 2: I set the alarm, another cars alarm went off. And
Speaker 2: when I unlocked my doors, his door's unlocked.
Speaker 1: That that's the same.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they made let's say there's ten thousand codes.
Speaker 2: You live in a big city like Manhattan, I mean
Speaker 2: the odds is still ten thousand and one. But it
Speaker 2: could happen.
Speaker 1: Could happen that you could be parked next to somebody
Speaker 1: who who has the same same frequency. So they're banking
Speaker 1: on the odds of that not happening, right, and they're
Speaker 1: certainly not telling people about it, right, What if it's Kenneth,
Speaker 1: what's the frequency, Kenneth? You know what I mean? Well, no,
Speaker 1: but that could happen. Yeah, I'm trying to think. You know,
Speaker 1: you know, the only time that there's ever been a
Speaker 1: problem with theft is my aunt, my grandmother. Back in
Speaker 1: the day, they were someone stole your aunt, your grandmother. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were living in Brooklyn and they were you know,
Speaker 1: they got the three story house and they were in
Speaker 1: the basement all watching TV. And then they just they
Speaker 1: heard people break in the middle floor. They got into
Speaker 1: the jewelry box. Day. They stole a whole bunch of shit.
Speaker 1: Why did they fit in the jewelry box? Exactly I
Speaker 1: don't know, but exactly that was, you know, Brooklyn in
Speaker 1: the nineteen nineties, in the early nineties. But I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's much safe for now. Please, city's turning to ship dude.
Speaker 1: I was out last night. I saw a woman. Where
Speaker 1: are you in the city in Manhattan? Yes, and I saw?
Speaker 1: Was it last night? It might have been a few
Speaker 1: nights ago. It might have been a few nights. I
Speaker 1: try to I wasn't drunk. No, yesterday, I wasn't. I
Speaker 1: was not in the city yesterday it was. It might
Speaker 1: have been over the weekend. Whatever it was, it could
Speaker 1: wait a second. Last summer days. I have three days
Speaker 1: peeled off the calendar. Wow, man, I am really fried.
Speaker 1: Huh No, this a minute. We gotta be that.
Speaker 2: We gotta be the Hack, the Hack radio show, or
Speaker 2: the or the the Hack small town news station.
Speaker 1: Can you believe it's August already? Can you believe? Can
Speaker 1: you believe it's August? Happened to the summer?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: First of all, before I go further, the calendar. If
Speaker 1: you look at the calendar for this year, there's only
Speaker 1: four Fridays and four Saturdays. I'm sorry, four Saturdays in June. No,
Speaker 1: four Saturdays in July, fourth saturdays in August. There's only eight.
Speaker 1: Usually you get ten because of the way.
Speaker 2: The calendar usually is not five weeks in every Yeah,
Speaker 2: some of them get five, yeah, four or five, right,
Speaker 2: But there's there's four Saturday nights and in July and
Speaker 2: four Saturday nights, and I always get five a lot
Speaker 2: of times during well in the summertime.
Speaker 1: You want the fives. You want the two that have five.
Speaker 1: So so every few years that's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I want I want ten Saturday nights instead of eight,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But this year we got
Speaker 1: short changed. This summer definitely feels shorter than the rest.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is, maybe because the weather
Speaker 1: sucks for so long before it got nice. But it
Speaker 1: just the fourth of July happened. You already feel like
Speaker 1: you're summer's coming to an end at that point. It's
Speaker 1: only downhill from there. And then summer still didn't start.
Speaker 1: I don't know for whatever reason. Summer didn't really start
Speaker 1: gearing up until like a week ago. In my mind,
Speaker 1: that's just me. I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, by the way, mid July, I think the seventeenth.
Speaker 2: Don't tweet us you guys know a lot of you
Speaker 2: guys wished this a happy birthday. Yeah, our podcast turns
Speaker 2: six years old.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, on July. It's seventeenth. Seventeenth.
Speaker 2: That is technically we planned the planned the thing and
Speaker 2: you know recorded earlier.
Speaker 1: That was episode zero zero wow, six years ago. Give
Speaker 1: woud take a day at the middle of July. Wow. Anyway,
Speaker 1: coming up on my coming up on my one year
Speaker 1: of not working? Oh wow. The retired Life of David
Speaker 1: Brody August eighth. Yeah, well, I'm tired temporarily while I'm
Speaker 1: sleeping late every day. Yeah you got. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: You're getting a lot better sleep than I am, unless
Speaker 1: you've been woken up at three o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: by your dishwasher thinking it was Robert.
Speaker 2: Scary texted me at ten fifteen today ten thirty. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm off, let's do the podcast.
Speaker 1: Are you sleeping? Yes? I was, of course you're sleeping,
Speaker 1: you bastard. I can't stand it. I wonder what it's
Speaker 1: like my whole life. I never knew what it was
Speaker 1: like to wake up past five am. It's crazy, you know.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm thinking? What are you thinking?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm sort of dipping my toe in the water
Speaker 2: with figuring out what i want to do next because
Speaker 2: I've I wanted to take time off and I've done that.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking an afternoon job maybe, you know in radio
Speaker 2: or similar industry.
Speaker 1: Later in the day. What's what are good hours?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Is eleven to seven good hours? Is that a good
Speaker 1: eight hours? Eleven to seven, I think like ten thirty
Speaker 1: to six thirty? What difference does that make at that point? Dude?
Speaker 2: Well ten thirty, Well, because you missed eight am rush hour.
Speaker 2: At nine am, you slide into ten thirty ten traffic.
Speaker 2: Ten to six, ten to six is that one? No,
Speaker 2: six is too close to people working late. He's stuck
Speaker 2: in the traffic. So good ten thirty six thirty?
Speaker 1: Eleven is I think eleven of seven is like the
Speaker 1: ultimate eleven is seven.
Speaker 2: You get home watching baseball games, You can do.
Speaker 1: What you want to do. You can have an all
Speaker 1: night party and then still wake up at a decent
Speaker 1: hour to get to work. Yeah. I like eleven is seven.
Speaker 1: Let's keep that. I do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk to your bosses at the company, see
Speaker 2: if they can move the morning shuttle eleven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, see how that goes. That's gonna be a great conversation. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I was saying, how the city's going to ship? I
Speaker 1: saw I saw a woman defecating between two park cars.
Speaker 1: Fun times, right, defecated like scary likes to defecate on
Speaker 1: the cars. It's getting better. Like like she was. She
Speaker 1: dropped trow and was literally shitting between two parked cars.
Speaker 1: This is the city we live in, folks.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a city thing scary there. People
Speaker 2: have always shipped in the streets. They're homeless.
Speaker 1: There's just more. There's more of them. There's more of them,
Speaker 1: They're all over I've noticed that. I haven't noticed the
Speaker 1: homeless problem. I go into the city a lot, not
Speaker 1: as much. Well, you don't go to the neighborhoods that
Speaker 1: I'm going through because I seempments. I see neighborhoods. I
Speaker 1: am shitty ones literally literally. I'll tell you what the
Speaker 1: problem with New York is. As a non marijuana smoker.
Speaker 1: Now that it's legal in New York and New Jersey,
Speaker 1: people are just doing it. And the problem with smoking
Speaker 1: pot is the smell. It's all over them, It's all
Speaker 1: in the air. I have a problem, but I don't
Speaker 1: like to smell. It's just me. Oh I smell it.
Speaker 1: I breathe in doubly, doubly, that's you. Maybe that's why
Speaker 1: you can't remember what day you were in the city.
Speaker 1: Perhaps anyway, I'm in the bank near my house and
Speaker 1: i'm by there's there's two counters at this bank, two tellers.
Speaker 2: I'm at the right teller. This guy comes in with
Speaker 2: a big head of hair and uh, he's got a
Speaker 2: military jacket on, like a green cat whatever.
Speaker 1: And he smells like pot and so bad scary. It
Speaker 1: was like you were in the call with him.
Speaker 2: And the teller is like, if you'll excuse me for
Speaker 2: a second, sir, and she has to walk away, and
Speaker 2: and the teller who's helping me looks at me and
Speaker 2: gives me the eye like holy shit. It was like
Speaker 2: remember pig Pen from from the Always had a cloud
Speaker 2: of dust following him. This guy had a cloud of
Speaker 2: pot around him. I couldn't breathe anyway. Later in the day, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jeff and I go to the movies and I sit
Speaker 2: down and there's nobody to my right, and these two
Speaker 2: guys come in and sit down next to me on
Speaker 2: the right.
Speaker 1: We went to see Mission Impossible, which was very good.
Speaker 1: And these two guys must be related to the guy
Speaker 1: in the bank. They were reaking. I couldn't breathe in
Speaker 1: PTO rican'me of the movie. No, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I know I said they were reacan. Yeah, no, they
Speaker 2: just so that's the problem with marijuana. It's like if
Speaker 2: you it's on you, so everyone around you gets to
Speaker 2: experience it. I still think you're into fantastic. I still
Speaker 2: think that's better than smoking crack.
Speaker 1: I think smoke all the pot you want, smell like pots,
Speaker 1: I don't care. We're we're have a list now of
Speaker 1: like what's the highest and the lowest? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I think how often have you smelled crack? Scary? No,
Speaker 1: but I've been hanging out.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, like, at least they were at
Speaker 1: least they were smoking pot and they weren't doing crystal meth.
Speaker 1: You know, that's all just say. I'm not judging their lifestyle.
Speaker 1: I'm judging the aroma. And it wasn't even good pot,
Speaker 1: Like at least I know the difference. You can't. Good
Speaker 1: and bad pot have different smells. Yes, skunk weed? Have
Speaker 1: you heard that term?
Speaker 2: Some pot smells like cheap awful shit like skunk like
Speaker 2: like awful like shit on do you sink like the real?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I didn't know the pot had like you could
Speaker 1: you could you could smell how expensive it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's grades like cigars. There's grades of everything. No, I
Speaker 1: know that, but I didn't know that you can discern
Speaker 1: it from the aroma.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean I could tell when it's Sometimes it
Speaker 2: smells worse than other times. I can't tell you if
Speaker 2: it's more expensive or not. But it was it smelled like,
Speaker 2: uh yeah, let me look up skunk weed smell.
Speaker 1: Skunk weed.
Speaker 2: Researches identified three methyl two buttine one thiole as the
Speaker 2: root cause of the signature skunky smell of hempen and cannabis.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't say.
Speaker 2: That it's cheap skunk weed good. The effects of skunk
Speaker 2: weed will vary depending on the individual. Most users report
Speaker 2: feeling happy you for it and relaxed after using this
Speaker 2: particular strain.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. It increases your levels of creativity. You
Speaker 1: know what? We could use some here on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, your end of it could. Yeah, you'll probably go
Speaker 2: to the movies anyway. Yeah, I'm not an expert, so
Speaker 2: don't quoe.
Speaker 1: Why you complain? Why are you complaining? This is my question.
Speaker 1: I don't like to smell. Oh, I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: else I don't like to smell?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 2: I don't like to smell cigarettes. All right, Well, I
Speaker 2: can't breathe them. They make me choke. Okay, they go
Speaker 2: in and it stops. Hold on, there's a reason I'm
Speaker 2: bringing this up. I went to see a fantastic Broadway show,
Speaker 2: really good Broadway show called The Cottage. And it's Eric
Speaker 2: McCormack and Laura what's her name, Linny No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no.
Speaker 1: She was on Laurel Laura Bello.
Speaker 2: Laura bell Bundy, she was on How I Met Your Mother,
Speaker 2: And and one of the guys what's his name from
Speaker 2: SNL Alex Moffatt. Anyway, it's a period piece, takes place
Speaker 2: in maybe the twenties or thirties, and they all smoke
Speaker 2: in the show. There's a lot of smoking. But I
Speaker 2: would have assumed they use fake cigarettes. Oh no, they
Speaker 2: use real cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Oh the method.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they must have smoked I don't know, twenty
Speaker 2: cigarettes on stage. And you know, in New York you
Speaker 2: can't smoke indoors, so we're not used to that. There's
Speaker 2: no smoking in restaurants, there's no smoking in movie theaters.
Speaker 2: I can't smoke anywhere indoors, but they're smoking in the
Speaker 2: movie theater because it's part of the show. I guess
Speaker 2: they got permission, and it's real cigarettes, So the smoke
Speaker 2: is wafting into the audience and people are laughing and
Speaker 2: wheezing at the same time.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had that? People comedy clubs before the
Speaker 1: smoking band was like that. Yeah, it was terrible in
Speaker 1: the club they used to you know, you know, I
Speaker 1: used to go out at night to nightclubs and bars
Speaker 1: and my I used to come home with my clothes
Speaker 1: stinking so bad. Yeah. No, So I'm glad that they
Speaker 1: got rid of that. And then, you know, and in
Speaker 1: Miami was like one of the last ones to outlaw it. So,
Speaker 1: you know, in more recent times, I remember coming, you know,
Speaker 1: every time I was in Florida, it was like that.
Speaker 1: But now I don't I can't think of a state.
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe there's people listening that their state still
Speaker 1: allows it, where you could smoke at bars. I think
Speaker 1: was it a federal thing? I don't know, maybe no
Speaker 1: hold on, So maybe there's a few states twenty eighteen.
Speaker 2: As of twenty eighteen, and may be an updated list
Speaker 2: of smoking bands in the United States. As of twenty eighteen,
Speaker 2: twelve states have not enacted a smoking ban that was
Speaker 2: five years. And if you had to guess where in
Speaker 2: the country they were located, what would you say?
Speaker 1: The South?
Speaker 2: Yep, all of them. Alabama. Again, I'm saying they're located
Speaker 2: in the South. South is big smokers. Statistically, twelve percent
Speaker 2: more smoking happens in the South. A lot of the
Speaker 2: tobacco companies are located in the South anyway, Alabama, Arkansas,
Speaker 2: or Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas, Virginia,
Speaker 2: West Virginia, and Wyoming. And before you say Missouri's not
Speaker 2: in the South, when you're in New York, everything south mentally,
Speaker 2: so at least as a twenty eighteen, those are the.
Speaker 1: States that you can still indoors perfect. Those are the
Speaker 1: states I will not be visiting if I could help
Speaker 1: it with Scary and Brody. You know, maybe I'm I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe I'm miserable. You don't have this problem
Speaker 1: with Brody, but I'm happy all the time. No, So,
Speaker 1: yesterday the radio station Z one hundred. Thanks Hillary Duff.
Speaker 1: So yesterday nailed it. You did.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, apologies, I accidentally said I think
Speaker 2: I said Lincoln Park instead of limp biscuit.
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago. Okay, well let me let me, let
Speaker 1: me come clean Hillary who sings, come clean? Hillary Duff again.
Speaker 1: I was butt hurt that Z one turned forty years
Speaker 1: old yesterday. The rail station, Yeah, the rail station, and
Speaker 1: nobody acknowledged it. It was the weirdest non celebration celebration ever.
Speaker 1: And you know, some people were coming at me in
Speaker 1: my DMS and saying, oh, look at you, you you
Speaker 1: what do you expect? But here's what I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't expect anything personally. Okay, I'm just saying, forty years
Speaker 1: in the industry, you would think that one organization we
Speaker 1: work with, whether it be a record label or maybe
Speaker 1: an artist or a restaurant, a restaurant clients, fans, someone
Speaker 1: would have come through with some kind of food or something.
Speaker 1: So that's what you're upset about that. I was upset. Yeah, like,
Speaker 1: where's like, you know, where's Taylors Swift, even though it's
Speaker 1: probably the record label. You know, hey, happy forty and
Speaker 1: Z one hundred. Here's some cupcakes. Where's the celophane? Where's
Speaker 1: the celophane with the cookies that you know, some bakery
Speaker 1: might have favorite those Italian butter.
Speaker 2: By mid December when people started sending up, you know,
Speaker 2: holiday baskets, that's Scary's favorite.
Speaker 1: He runs to the cellophane. It was just weird, not
Speaker 1: even a card, something not for me for the radio station.
Speaker 1: I went on the air and I went on a
Speaker 1: rant about it until finally our good friend Tom Kelly,
Speaker 1: who warms up the good Good Morning America team or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some of you met him in our Brooklyn Boys meet up. Yep.
Speaker 1: He's like he heard my cry on the air, my bitching,
Speaker 1: and he went to Levan Bakery, which which has those
Speaker 1: good those cookies that were so thick they looked like
Speaker 1: fucking like mini cupcake buffin tops, and he brought them
Speaker 1: in and he threw them at me. He goes, happy
Speaker 1: fucking birthday, here's your fucking cookie. Scary like, shut up,
Speaker 1: which was but him was very nice of him to
Speaker 1: do that. We love you, Tom. But but the thing is,
Speaker 1: it's like, is it really that insignificant? Because on the
Speaker 1: on the side of that, I had Greg Teak running
Speaker 1: down the hall and it's like, huh, he goes birthdays.
Speaker 1: Who cares? He was Everyone's got a birthday, doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: So what why is your birthday more special? Every radio
Speaker 1: station is a birthday, every person is a birthday. But
Speaker 1: I just thought that after forty years, like a forty
Speaker 1: year is a commemorative moment. I'm not saying it's our
Speaker 1: thirty third birthday. I'm gonna say it's a personal birthday
Speaker 1: of a person. It's an entity, it's a station. It's
Speaker 1: probably the most important or radio station in top forty music.
Speaker 1: It is the most influential. Time they made a big
Speaker 1: deal about it.
Speaker 2: I think was the twenty fifth anniversary, right maybe when
Speaker 2: I started, I was right before the fifteenth anniversary. So
Speaker 2: I went to that and they had a big party
Speaker 2: at the Empire State Building and they invited back everybody
Speaker 2: who worked at ZE one hundred for the first fifteen years,
Speaker 2: so all the people you always listen to growing up
Speaker 2: bus anyway, Yeah, we're all there, every who's there and
Speaker 2: Scotch right, yeah, no, I know.
Speaker 1: And then people will say, okay, well, you know the
Speaker 1: audience that listens there, like in there, maybe maybe a
Speaker 1: lot of them are too young to remember, you know,
Speaker 1: so we don't really celebrate it, we don't really acknowledge it,
Speaker 1: which is fine. I'm not I'm not talking about on air.
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about for the customers. I'm just talking
Speaker 1: about someone we've people we've worked with all these years.
Speaker 1: It's like a behind the scenes I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: a uh it's a moment, right, wouldn't you say it's
Speaker 1: a milestone. So I don't know. I just felt like
Speaker 1: no one sent anything up. But the day when.
Speaker 2: Dowstation posted ten pictures on Instagram, uh, you know, retrospective
Speaker 2: pictures at least of the last Yeah, no, I get that. Again,
Speaker 2: that's not what I'm talking about. I was in one
Speaker 2: of them, so I'm very excited. It wasn't I wasn't
Speaker 2: in antagony, but I made it.
Speaker 1: I made it.
Speaker 2: You know why I made it because there was a
Speaker 2: picture from Elvis's awesome wedding and I was in that
Speaker 2: wedding picture.
Speaker 1: That's right. So I guess they couldn't find one without me.
Speaker 1: What are you're going to crop you out? No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: I know anyway, So my question is that I was
Speaker 1: all dressed up. That was some wedding, wasn't it scary?
Speaker 1: It really was wedding. Oh my god, what an event.
Speaker 1: We've talked about it on this podcast before. Probably, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wedding ruined weddings for me because I can never
Speaker 1: go to another wedding after that that would ever even
Speaker 1: come close.
Speaker 2: But well, that was a destination wedding. We all had
Speaker 2: to go out to New Mexico. So only compare it
Speaker 2: to destination weddings.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ah yeah, So maybe I'm crazy, but I just
Speaker 1: thought that maybe someone would do something. And I didn't
Speaker 1: get your take on this. I mean, and I know
Speaker 1: that you've got no skin in the game, Brody, but
Speaker 1: should and again, and I'm throwing this out there for
Speaker 1: other people too. It's like when something is celebrated and
Speaker 1: you have a milestone marker in maybe your life or whatever,
Speaker 1: you think that people would acknowledge it. I guess they don't.
Speaker 2: I guess he's kind of weird because the radio station
Speaker 2: turned forty, but nobody is there since the beginning, so
Speaker 2: you're not wish the people a happy birthday, you're wishing
Speaker 2: the station a happy birth.
Speaker 1: Then you can't give a radio station a cake. Well
Speaker 1: you can, I guess you can. You could throw it.
Speaker 1: You could throw it in the kitchen to everybody eat.
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, you could. You could give food
Speaker 1: to the staff. Absolutely.
Speaker 2: But then the people who don't eve been working there
Speaker 2: like two years, get a small piece. You would get
Speaker 2: a I could just see scary. I've been here twenty
Speaker 2: eight years. Give me that big piece.
Speaker 1: Ah my god. You know, listen, forty years old, a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't like turning forty. You didn't like
Speaker 1: turning forty. I'm okay with it. I was okay with it.
Speaker 1: I was, but in that respect. But when you were
Speaker 1: thirty eight you were like, huh fuck?
Speaker 2: So ims on Twitter? You mean x No, it's still Twitter.
Speaker 2: They just have axes the logo instead of the bird.
Speaker 1: Do they still say tweeting? You're tweeting or you're xing.
Speaker 1: I don't know when I say xing, I'm gonna x
Speaker 1: oh x out meaning yeah, taking a lot of drugs tweet.
Speaker 1: I made a joke that dad, don't off anybody. What
Speaker 1: did you tweet? I said?
Speaker 2: If if if if a bird logo means when you post,
Speaker 2: it's a tweet because it was a bird if. Now
Speaker 2: the logo is an X. When you send out a post,
Speaker 2: is it an excrement or an excretion?
Speaker 1: It's an excretion excreted. Yeah, Yeah, I'm still on there,
Speaker 1: but I think it's dead. Anyone who I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: you if you're listening and you use it, Twitter does
Speaker 1: nothing tell you what's dead.
Speaker 2: You ever have an idea, a good idea, and you
Speaker 2: think you're gonna make a million dollars and you don't
Speaker 2: do it right away, and then someone else comes out
Speaker 2: with the idea and makes the money. Oh well, two
Speaker 2: months ago, the hot new thing when people were turning
Speaker 2: on Elon and Twitter was blue Sky. Oh, blue Sky
Speaker 2: is the next big thing, and you download a blue
Speaker 2: Sky and it was created by the original founder of Twitter.
Speaker 2: So the guy who created Twitter, Jack, he sold Twitter
Speaker 2: to Elon and now he's starting his own company blue Sky. Well,
Speaker 2: remember Gmail, Back in the day, you couldn't get a
Speaker 2: Gmail account. Lets you had an invite. Yeah, so blue
Speaker 2: Sky said download the app, and then when you go
Speaker 2: to when you go to register, it says send us
Speaker 2: your email address to get on the waiting list, and
Speaker 2: when it's ready, we'll send you a code. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: So all the all the all the newscasters are like,
Speaker 2: find me on my new find me on blue Sky
Speaker 2: and Twitter and Instagram.
Speaker 1: You're like, this thing's blowing up. I've never heard of it.
Speaker 1: Blue Sky never heard of it, Brodie.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'm surprised because usually Scary calls me and goes, dude,
Speaker 2: there's a new app.
Speaker 1: It's called you Got to Get your Name. You gotta
Speaker 1: get it, yeah, like Threads. Like when Threads came out,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, they released it nine
Speaker 1: minutes ago. Go go yeah as a log on.
Speaker 2: Except you automatically get it from your Instagram account, right,
Speaker 2: So okay. But many times Scaries like there's this new
Speaker 2: one called Friender, and there's another one like I had
Speaker 2: like ten apps because Scars like this is the new
Speaker 2: big one. They all they all hit the toilet. So
Speaker 2: Blue Sky was going to be the next big thing
Speaker 2: because they had Jack the creative Twitter created it. Well,
Speaker 2: Jack the Rippers comes out, Yeah, Threads comes out, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, no one's on Threads. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: ten million, one hundred million people signed up. They didn't
Speaker 2: really sign up, they just expanded from their Instagram account.
Speaker 1: They didn't like it.
Speaker 2: Was like, oh, I'll just I'll open up Threads. It
Speaker 2: already has my log in and my followers whatever.
Speaker 1: But nobody's you. I mean I say nobody. You go
Speaker 1: on threads. Nobody's threading. No one's threading.
Speaker 2: Now it's it's having like big accounts, they're like occasionally threading.
Speaker 2: I put up posts, nobody comments, and everybody.
Speaker 1: Everybody was saying, well, it's the fastest growing social media
Speaker 1: network of all time. Yeah, because because Instagram users just
Speaker 1: went all right, turned the switch, put that on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: press the button. Yeah good. It wasn't new.
Speaker 2: Users, it was already Instagram users, right, exactly, whatever, Exactly.
Speaker 2: The point is blue Sky sent me last week, they
Speaker 2: sent me my log in code, so I logged in.
Speaker 1: Nobody's on blue Sky, no nobody. There's no timeline, there's
Speaker 1: no there's no trending, there's no nothing. It's like going
Speaker 1: away with a periscope. Yeah. Well, you know what, you
Speaker 1: have a new thing. You can't keep people waiting for
Speaker 1: three weeks because Zuckerberg's snuck in with threads. So you
Speaker 1: fucked blue Sky. You fucked Oh blue Sky got fucked
Speaker 1: by threads. But now threads. Yeah, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: Twitter's having the last laugh here because they showed the
Speaker 1: side by sides of who's threading and who's tweeting and yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so there was a major dip for about a week
Speaker 1: or so with Twitter as threads took over for a minute, right,
Speaker 1: but now threads is dead, are barely happening, and then
Speaker 1: and now Twitter is is going back to where it
Speaker 1: was because it isn't its own established thing. But I'll
Speaker 1: say that to be number two, you know, right, I'll
Speaker 1: say this though, I think Twitter's been dead for a
Speaker 1: long time. I'm I'm not even a fan. I I
Speaker 1: literally look at my Instagram and I get sucked into TikTok,
Speaker 1: watching tiktoks, and that's my life. Facebook. Fuck it, Facebook's
Speaker 1: there in the background occasionally, I'm not even I don't
Speaker 1: even look at Facebook. It's crazy. And I know I'm saying, like, scary,
Speaker 1: what happened to you? Yeah, scary, you're getting old. I
Speaker 1: just I just I don't have time for it. I
Speaker 1: don't have the bandwidth.
Speaker 2: Well, I have time, nothing but time. I have time
Speaker 2: for Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. But here's the thing about
Speaker 2: about Twitter. They in Elon's ideas of you know, loosening
Speaker 2: the stranglehold and freeing up everything, YadA, YadA, YadA. Every
Speaker 2: day I get people liking tweets that I sent years ago.
Speaker 2: They'll just be like, oh, Jasmine likes your tweet, and
Speaker 2: I'll look at it and be like, oh boy, I
Speaker 2: love twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, what when did I like? It's old tweets.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't wonder why are they liking old tweets?
Speaker 2: And every time you look at Jasmine and Michelle and
Speaker 2: they're Twitter whores. They're Twitter sluts. They're just sex accounts
Speaker 2: that are like spam accounts, and you look and they
Speaker 2: have no followers, they're not following anybody. They have links
Speaker 2: to sex sites and that's what they do. They want
Speaker 2: to go, oh, who like who liked my You click
Speaker 2: on it? So I block them. But it's like nine
Speaker 2: or ten a day we're like, ooh, Heather liked your tweet,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Heather likes my tweet about about COVID,
Speaker 2: Like that was.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the new thing, is the Twitter sluts. Again,
Speaker 2: I'm not shaming anyone. They're not real women. They're just
Speaker 2: fake accounts with pictures of and you know, it's funny
Speaker 2: sometimes it's the same picture of the same woman but
Speaker 2: different accounts. Yeah, so that's what Twitter is. That's what
Speaker 2: Twitter is right now for me is uh is sex bots? Yeah,
Speaker 2: hey are spots.
Speaker 1: You know. People did send me some dms asking about
Speaker 1: when the next Brooklyn boys meetup is going to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got two of those, and I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: we have to We could plan it right here on
Speaker 1: this podcast. We could talk about it if you want
Speaker 1: to do you want to do one? I don't see.
Speaker 1: The thing is I want it to be called meat Up,
Speaker 1: but we don't necessarily have to do meat. We could
Speaker 1: do pizza, but then it would be could pizza up.
Speaker 1: We'd have to think of a clever name. But anyway,
Speaker 1: what are you thinking? I mean, and what's the timeline
Speaker 1: for this? We could call it slice it up? Slice
Speaker 1: it up? I don't know.
Speaker 2: We just slice, grab a slice, grab each other.
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know. I feel like pizza is
Speaker 1: more us. But I gotta tell you that steak that
Speaker 1: restaurant is so good. Yeah, Benjamin's Steakhouse. Why don't we
Speaker 1: invite people to one hundred and fifty dollars pizza fest
Speaker 1: that's going on in Brooklyn next month? Did you see that?
Speaker 1: How crazy is Itdente?
Speaker 2: David Portnoy from Barstool Sports is having twenty five of
Speaker 2: the top pizza places in New York out to come
Speaker 2: out to Brooklyn at a big open lot or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's well, you can eat pizza from the best
Speaker 2: of the best. The names on this list are unbelievable,
Speaker 2: some of them. But I'm thinking, scary, you and me,
Speaker 2: can we possibly eat one hundred and fifty dollars worth
Speaker 2: of pizza? I'm tempted, Like, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 2: have to gain fifteen pounds instantly.
Speaker 1: It's all carved. I don't think I could make up
Speaker 1: the money, but I think the experience of it is
Speaker 1: worth it. Like I think you're paying for the experience.
Speaker 1: I mean it's worth it. I don't think our slices
Speaker 1: would a show up one hundred and fifty dollars, But
Speaker 1: that's expensive for Doe and and Tomato sauce people from
Speaker 1: Hawaii again and all over the country. But that this
Speaker 1: reminds me, Brody, you're looking for a gig now now
Speaker 1: that you're free, you may want to apply to be
Speaker 1: the pizza influencer. Did you see this with our friend
Speaker 1: Illiar and our friends at Slice the Slice? Do google
Speaker 1: it right now, Brody. It's in the news right now.
Speaker 1: They're looking for a pizza that's an influencer to hire,
Speaker 1: pay him one hundred and ten thousand dollars a year,
Speaker 1: and all they do is go around eating and rating pizza.
Speaker 1: How great is that? The Slice app And this is
Speaker 1: not a commercial, by the way, they're not a sponsor
Speaker 1: right now. In fact, I contacted him this morning because
Speaker 1: we mentioned it on The Big Show and I said, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we're talking about you. Elvis actually said he wants to
Speaker 1: give up hosting the morning show and apply for this job.
Speaker 1: So yeah, So they're looking for somebody for one hundred
Speaker 1: and they'll get paid one hundred and ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: and all you have to.
Speaker 2: Do three TikTok and Instagram reels a week. Yep, TikTok
Speaker 2: videos and Instagram reels three yep, and.
Speaker 1: All we gotta do is eat pizza. Brody, you'd be
Speaker 1: perfect for this. And we have an end. We know
Speaker 1: the owner, we know the CEO of Slice. Let's not
Speaker 1: advertise that becers. If I got the job, people were like, oh,
Speaker 1: it is them, but how great would that be? I mean, Brodie,
Speaker 1: it's a thing be a pizza influencer. You wouldn't do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of it. You just don't like
Speaker 1: the You don't like what the told is going to
Speaker 1: take on your body after a year. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I know me. I'd like to just go take a bite.
Speaker 1: Take a bite. I'm eating a whole pie. No, I
Speaker 1: can't do that. It's a it's a great gig. Like
Speaker 1: I like the idea of it. It's out there. How
Speaker 1: do they apply, by the way, in case anyone let them,
Speaker 1: google it, Google slices, google it the slice app.
Speaker 2: I could see shady jew mobs are doing that. You
Speaker 2: take a break.
Speaker 1: So you you came cocked and loaded, ready to shoot earlier.
Speaker 1: Not what I don't know you like, dude, I got
Speaker 1: I got stuff. Speaking of cocks, did you see the
Speaker 1: pissed off pilot on the love tons of Flight? No,
Speaker 1: I'm the only one who read it, but I get
Speaker 1: all my shift from the post. The post is the best,
Speaker 1: The New York Post online. Hilarious. Okay, so there's love
Speaker 1: tons of pilot was trying to land in Germany and
Speaker 1: apparently they said the air traffic control says, nope, sorry
Speaker 1: you've been diverted. Go out and circle around a little bit. Okay,
Speaker 1: So he goes out and he and his flight path.
Speaker 1: He does the flight path in the shape of a
Speaker 1: penis on purpose. Oh I saw that he literally circles,
Speaker 1: makes one testicle, goes down, makes a shaft, comes up
Speaker 1: to the other side, makes another circle for another testicle,
Speaker 1: which I guess they have visual flight paths that have
Speaker 1: that draw the lines for the air traffic controllers. So
Speaker 1: that was his way of expressing disdain for having to
Speaker 1: divert his own flight. Now, the people in the plane
Speaker 1: didn't know what was going on because all they feel
Speaker 1: is just the plane going around and circles and making
Speaker 1: long whatever. But they said that he knew what he
Speaker 1: was doing. He claims ignorance.
Speaker 2: So there was a giant penis in the sky over Germany, right,
Speaker 2: But like he wasn't physically drawn in the sky. It
Speaker 2: was only on the screens of the people behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: It was like an if you know, you know thing.
Speaker 1: The people the air traffic controller dar on the radar.
Speaker 1: The radar people saw it. Yeah, they're like, this guy's
Speaker 1: drawing a dick with the airplane. It took him sixteen
Speaker 1: minutes and to him to finish. A lot of ladies
Speaker 1: would like that, Hey sixteen minutes. That's good. It finished
Speaker 1: in bonus time. Bonus time.
Speaker 2: We were talking about pizza. I had a bit of
Speaker 2: a pizza incident yesterday. If you'd like, I can share
Speaker 2: it with you.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a spaghetti incident like acxul Rose had back
Speaker 1: in eighty eight. Ha ha. Very nice.
Speaker 2: There's a pizza place near me that I go to
Speaker 2: all the time and I it has my favorite Sicilian pizza,
Speaker 2: square slice. No matter what I order for dinner, no
Speaker 2: matter what I order, I get a square slice as well.
Speaker 1: And when you.
Speaker 2: Call to place the order, I have to I have
Speaker 2: to ask them to check do you have any Sicilian
Speaker 2: corners left?
Speaker 1: And they'll check.
Speaker 2: They'll look over because the order the order section and
Speaker 2: the pizza sections on the one side of the place,
Speaker 2: and the pickup area and the ordering areas on the
Speaker 2: other side. If you walk in, so the guy says, yep,
Speaker 2: we got a corner slice. I do this every time.
Speaker 2: Then what they do is they take it and put
Speaker 2: it to the side. They wrap it in tinfoil like
Speaker 2: half rap it so that they can throw out the
Speaker 2: oven and it's put aside. So I placed my order,
Speaker 2: I go to pick it up and I go to
Speaker 2: the register on the right side of the of the
Speaker 2: pizza place, and there's a girl behind the register and
Speaker 2: she says, what are you picking up for?
Speaker 1: I said David.
Speaker 2: She said, oh, uh, yep, you get a slice. A
Speaker 2: slice with that right I said, yeah, a Sicilian corner slice.
Speaker 2: So she yells the other side and she says, I
Speaker 2: did a sillion corner slice. The guy says, now, do
Speaker 2: I have any more Sicilian? She goes, oh, I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: we have any more Sicilian. I'm staring at her and
Speaker 2: I said, okay, but I ordered it, and the guy
Speaker 2: said he put it aside for me.
Speaker 1: I ordered it twenty five minutes ago. Yeah, well we
Speaker 1: don't have we don't have any left, so I'll just
Speaker 1: take it off your order. Oh, I said nothing, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I appreciate you taking it off my order, but I
Speaker 2: want a Sicilian corner slice. So how long before this
Speaker 2: is the Sillian corner slice comes out?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: I think I think something similar to this happened to
Speaker 2: me the last time I was there, and I told
Speaker 2: a similar story.
Speaker 1: So it's just I don't know. Hey, how long for Sicilian?
Speaker 1: I need it right away?
Speaker 2: The guy says, seven minutes, I said, I don't wait
Speaker 2: seven minutes. I see the guy goes in the back
Speaker 2: and he takes that like a pre prepared dough already
Speaker 2: in the black pan. So he throws sauce and cheese
Speaker 2: on it, throws in the oven. Now you and I
Speaker 2: both know nothing cooks in seven minutes, now, like the
Speaker 2: pizza takes twenty. Yeah, So I say to the girl,
Speaker 2: I'll wait for the pizza.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 2: She's like, okay, whatever I said. Can you do me
Speaker 2: a favor? Can you take my veal palm hero that's
Speaker 2: sitting on the counter. Would you be so kind as
Speaker 2: to put it on top of the pizza oven so
Speaker 2: it stays warm? And she gives me one of these. Sure, Wow,
Speaker 2: she walks in the back. She puts it on the oven.
Speaker 2: She walks in the back like I asked, too much? Scary,
Speaker 2: too much?
Speaker 1: Too much?
Speaker 2: Will I wait twenty minutes? So I wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 2: wait wait. The guy comes out. It takes the pizza
Speaker 2: Sicilian pie out of the oven and he calls me over.
Speaker 2: He says, I'm cutting the pie up. How many slices
Speaker 2: did you did you want? I said, one corner slice.
Speaker 2: He says, no, man, how many do you want? That's
Speaker 2: what do you mean? He goes, oh, I said, are
Speaker 2: you offering me more pizza? Because I waited twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, I gotta do it right by you.
Speaker 2: I said, well, i'll take three slices.
Speaker 1: Then why three?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No? Because I said jokingly, I said three.
Speaker 2: He goes all right. I think he was gonna say yes.
Speaker 2: He goes, yeah, fine, I'll give you three corners. I go, okay, wow,
Speaker 2: you waited twenty minutes. You were nice about it. We'll
Speaker 2: do what'll take what we'll take.
Speaker 1: We'll do right by that's cool. So that's that's nice.
Speaker 1: That's like the right thing to do. Yeah, instead of
Speaker 1: giving me the huffin puff. I love how you went
Speaker 1: from one. See see. My mind would have been like,
Speaker 1: I give me an extra one, I'll take two, but
Speaker 1: you went immediately went for three. I love you. I
Speaker 1: figured I would joke and he and he go, yeah,
Speaker 1: i'll give you two. How about you should have said
Speaker 1: five when there's only four corners. No, that was that's
Speaker 1: that that would be the joke, because there's only four corners.
Speaker 1: I can't eat three pieces with reveal palm here. I
Speaker 1: was like I go give me three. I keep one
Speaker 1: of the corners for somebody else. He goes, oh, you
Speaker 1: can have all three? What he goes, Yeah, you wait
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, He goes, enjoy it. That's a dumb question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why do you like the corner? I feel like you don't.
Speaker 1: I feel like you got ripped off with the corner.
Speaker 1: You don't get enough of the pizza part because there
Speaker 1: is usually neglected in the grand scheme of a pie
Speaker 1: when they're laying out all the fucking ingredients. I feel
Speaker 1: like the corner has the least cheese, the least bit
Speaker 1: of sauce, and you get the most crushed and I
Speaker 1: know the crust.
Speaker 2: When you go to L and B's in Brooklyn, don't
Speaker 2: get a corner because they always it's all bread. It is,
Speaker 2: and you don't get any of the pizza. But this place,
Speaker 2: you go to a place that makes like different, a
Speaker 2: real Sicilian Llenb's is its own thing. This place not
Speaker 2: only has unbelievable crust, scary, but they put so much
Speaker 2: cheese on it that the cheese melts over the crust.
Speaker 2: And when I'm driving home, I always eat a slice
Speaker 2: on my way home. You need a hand a handle.
Speaker 2: I need a handle. That's why I go for the corner.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'll do like a corner on a side, but
Speaker 2: never the middle.
Speaker 1: It's too messy. I gotta have a handle. Pizza has
Speaker 1: a handle, so they got to have that. Gotta have that.
Speaker 2: But that was my one of two free dessert stories
Speaker 2: this week. The other one I thought you'd be very
Speaker 2: proud of, very proud of.
Speaker 1: You're a Mets fan, right, I mean I was until
Speaker 1: they decided to be sellers. I'm so angry with their meta. No,
Speaker 1: not a fair weather fan. Let's not get baseball now. Okay, okay, Well,
Speaker 1: the trade deadline happened. Here's my short take on this.
Speaker 1: This trade deadline happened here at at the beginning of
Speaker 1: all no trades. After the deadline, no trades, So teams
Speaker 1: have to make up their mind, shit or get off
Speaker 1: the pot. Do they do they want to do they
Speaker 1: want to sell or sell all their players off because
Speaker 1: we suck and we'll rebuild for next year. Or do
Speaker 1: we want to collect and buy to maybe buy up
Speaker 1: an arsenal to go for it. The Mets at that
Speaker 1: point were six games out of the wild card. They
Speaker 1: had a shot, So you're saying there's a chance twelve yet,
Speaker 1: well with this with with two months to go, two
Speaker 1: full months to go, So okay, the Baseball odds with
Speaker 1: twelve percent, I think fifteen rough whatever it is. My
Speaker 1: point is the Mets were just and they were kind
Speaker 1: of on a hot streak. They were kind of warming
Speaker 1: up a little bit, and then all of a sudden
Speaker 1: they decided to get rid of all the players and said,
Speaker 1: fuck it, we'll see you next year. So my my
Speaker 1: take on that is, oh, if that's how you're gonna be,
Speaker 1: then me, as a as a sports fan, as somebody
Speaker 1: who wants to come in and watch them win, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna save myself the money and the misery the same
Speaker 1: way you're saving you're saving them yourself money by by
Speaker 1: unloading all these expensive salaries. I'm gonna save money by
Speaker 1: not showing up this year for the rest of the
Speaker 1: year because we've got nothing. Obviously, You've told everyone on
Speaker 1: the team there's nothing to play for, so bye. Everyone's going, well,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that's it. So now yesterday they they
Speaker 1: lost for nothing yesterday and so and I'm still a fan,
Speaker 1: but it's like, why should I show up? Why should
Speaker 1: I support Why should I go out, drink the beer,
Speaker 1: eat the food, pay the parking, pay all these You're
Speaker 1: a fan for what to see them lose. They have
Speaker 1: no shot, they've got no pitching, They've got nobody. When
Speaker 1: I'm at the when I'm in the owner's booth next
Speaker 1: week the suite, I will tell her that you are
Speaker 1: not coming to any other don't be that dish. I
Speaker 1: have faith.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something about the Cohen family that
Speaker 2: owns the team, and not because we're friendly with you.
Speaker 2: With Alex, they have done a great job of making
Speaker 2: up for bad things. And I have a feeling they're
Speaker 2: going to lower ticket prices for the rest of the year.
Speaker 2: They're going to give the season ticket holders some things.
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you they're gonna do the right thing.
Speaker 2: They are I trust them anyway. So, as a big
Speaker 2: Mets fan in New York, there's two ways to watch
Speaker 2: the Mets. Either they're on the Mets Network or they're
Speaker 2: on pix eleven in New York. Now, you don't have
Speaker 2: to be a sports fan to understand or whatever, but
Speaker 2: just know that you can be on the Mets Network
Speaker 2: and then a couple of games a week are on
Speaker 2: the local station in New York.
Speaker 1: It's pi X eleven. Okay, picks, picks.
Speaker 2: I have direct TV yep, nice nineteen eighties reference and Television.
Speaker 2: I have Direct TV.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: DirecTV has a contract with every station that's on DirecTV,
Speaker 2: every network, and the contract ran out.
Speaker 1: With wpi X.
Speaker 2: So these two big companies are fighting over how much
Speaker 2: to pay each other to carry uh pix on DirecTV R. Well,
Speaker 2: because of that, there's no Mets games on Channel eleven.
Speaker 2: I can't watch and you can't watch out of town
Speaker 2: games because they're blacked out the Mets games because they're
Speaker 2: supposed to be on in New York even though they're not.
Speaker 2: So I'm paying for direct TV. So I call up
Speaker 2: Direct TV and I say, hey, listen, we speak to
Speaker 2: the retention department. And I said, listen, I'm very upset
Speaker 2: I don't have Channel eleven. It said, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: it's not our fault, it's I.
Speaker 1: Need to speak to the anal retention department. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: anal retentive the anal retentive department. Please. They have a
Speaker 1: pre prepared speech. Okay, of course they do, because they
Speaker 1: think thousands of complaints. Right.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just want you to know it's not our fault.
Speaker 2: We're working hard to return your service or just having
Speaker 2: a difficulty getting dealing with the network working on it diligently.
Speaker 1: Fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's it's everybody's fucking fault. It's not my fault.
Speaker 2: That's whose fault. It's not mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're the one paying for it, right.
Speaker 2: So I said, look, I am one of my favorite
Speaker 2: channels is the one I watched the Met games on.
Speaker 2: So even though I'm paying whatever one hundred and seventy
Speaker 2: eighty dollars a month with whatever, a lot of those channels,
Speaker 2: I don't watch this channel I watch because of the
Speaker 2: Mets games. So I would like a refund for my channel.
Speaker 1: That I'm not getting. I would like a discount. So
Speaker 1: she says, I'll tell you what I'll do. I give you.
Speaker 2: Ten dollars off this month, and I'll take three dollars
Speaker 2: off your showtime bill for four months. Huh, that's twelve dollars.
Speaker 2: So I'm getting twenty two dollars back for out of
Speaker 2: already it's been a month out of one hundred and
Speaker 2: ninety plus DVRs everything else I pay for DirecTV.
Speaker 1: So I said, that's not enough. That's not enough free dessert.
Speaker 2: I says, well, there's nothing I can do unless I
Speaker 2: give you. I put you in touch with the the
Speaker 2: supervisor of the retention department.
Speaker 1: I said, that's fine, Say less, that's fine, put them on. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I say, because I don't. I don't care whose fault
Speaker 1: it is. I pay you, so it's everybody's fault up.
Speaker 2: So get I get the guy, the supervisor, allegedly supervisor,
Speaker 2: who knows if they just handed to the next guy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Probably, sir, you've been with Thank you for being a
Speaker 2: direct TV customer for so many years. You're a very
Speaker 2: valued customer. I said, Look, twenty two dollars is not enough.
Speaker 2: I can't watch my favorite team that you can't stream
Speaker 2: it on DirecTV because it's a long story. Don't try
Speaker 2: to don't tweet me with solutions, please, I love you, guys.
Speaker 2: There's no other way to do it. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 2: the guy says to me, I'll tell you what I'll do.
Speaker 2: I'll give you fifty five dollars off your bill. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh huh. He says, for twelve months.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, wait, hold on a second now.
Speaker 2: So he gave me fifty five dollars, which is six
Speaker 2: hundred and sixty dollars m YO plus the twenty two
Speaker 2: dollars I got from the first woman. I got six
Speaker 2: hundred and eighty two dollars off of my direct TV
Speaker 2: bill because I called and complained about something that I
Speaker 2: had legit problems with and they stood up and they said, you're.
Speaker 1: Right, it works. One hundred and eighty two dollars. That's awesome, dude, Boom,
Speaker 1: that's a home run, no pun intend it's a home
Speaker 1: run even though you can't watch. It's a Grand Slam,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 2: But shout out to the couple of people are slices
Speaker 2: who sent me bootleg sites to watch the game, and
Speaker 2: somebody who sent me their log in code for the
Speaker 2: cable system.
Speaker 1: And the problem still streaming. Still, this problem still exists,
Speaker 1: right because you haven't still can't watch the game. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when it's on the picks.
Speaker 2: So if somebody cancels your favorite channel on your service,
Speaker 2: don't don't pay full amount. Even if they canceled the
Speaker 2: Food Network and you don't watch the Food Network, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, the Food Network.
Speaker 1: Is your favorite channel. Let your cable or cable company
Speaker 1: or satellite company know that that's the If Game Show
Speaker 1: Network is off the air, you'll let them know that
Speaker 1: is your favorite station. Threaten and tell them that you
Speaker 1: are heart broken and threatened to cancel your subscription. You'll
Speaker 1: see how much money you get back real quick, real
Speaker 1: fucking quick. That's it, man, that is an accomplishment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I thought I would share O with the slices.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good. I love that we have some
Speaker 1: talkbacks to you. I love the talkbacks. That's my favorite
Speaker 1: news saying. By the way, I love that for you.
Speaker 1: Like when something bad happens to somebody in real life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they're like they put a meme up. They go,
Speaker 1: I love that for you. I love that for you.
Speaker 1: But that that doesn't mean that necessarily mean they love
Speaker 1: it for them. No, it means like it's a bad
Speaker 1: thing that's happening to this guy. I love that for you.
Speaker 1: I love that you get a big kick out of that.
Speaker 1: Love that. That's my favorite exquession. So if you listen
Speaker 1: on the iHeartRadio channel to us app app, click on
Speaker 1: the microphone and I'll leave us a talk back. This
Speaker 1: is someone feeding back from us episode sixty three three.
Speaker 1: What did they have to say for themselves?
Speaker 3: Hey, Brody and Scary Jamie from Queen's Here. I wanted
Speaker 3: to comment about the dogs. I was a dog walker
Speaker 3: in college and used to dogs two male dogs for
Speaker 3: a friend of mine.
Speaker 6: They had a game that I called hissed Chicken where
Speaker 6: both dogs would stand there smelling the same tree in
Speaker 6: the same spot, and it was a matter of which
Speaker 6: one was going to pull the trigger and pee there first.
Speaker 6: It was weird but hilarious to watch.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, because we have a p second gets the
Speaker 2: pe any of the dog's pee.
Speaker 1: Yes, that makes sense, I got you.
Speaker 6: Okay, Hey Brody and Scary Jamie, I have to say
Speaker 6: scary and wrong.
Speaker 3: Should always ask permission before posting, before tagging people on
Speaker 3: social media. I don't care where you are. I asked
Speaker 3: permission in my own home because you never know what someone'saying, like,
Speaker 3: you never know what they may or may not want
Speaker 3: on their.
Speaker 1: Social understood, all right, thank you? Yep, she's right lever alone,
Speaker 1: She's right, man. I should have stopped at her first one.
Speaker 1: She's fantastic. We love her.
Speaker 7: Call the NP from bayone. It is not a wise tell.
Speaker 7: It is true your computer system runs diagnostic on itself
Speaker 7: and can trigger a check engine light for a possible
Speaker 7: fuel leak or, as the service department knows it, evaporator
Speaker 7: system leak. Scary is wrong.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, so they're talking about the game all the
Speaker 1: gas tank. I'm wrong again, all right. I still think
Speaker 1: that it didn't meet and make a difference if you
Speaker 1: whether you turned off the engine or not while you're
Speaker 1: getting gassed. But apparently there's some truth to that. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna disprove him because he took the time. The
Speaker 1: research is scary.
Speaker 5: I think at this point you might as well just
Speaker 5: go drive the Brodie's house, get in your slim trunks,
Speaker 5: get a bottle of scotch, doing his pool. Just invite yourself.
Speaker 6: Oo.
Speaker 5: It's just like you're killing somebody's privacy. You just still
Speaker 5: do that.
Speaker 1: You guys have Stiver broad his house and just.
Speaker 5: Going his pool, open the gate and going the pool, buddy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he was trying to be serious
Speaker 1: or facetious there, but no, no, don't tell scared to
Speaker 1: just show up at my house. He's got a point.
Speaker 1: I may just show up an announcement. What are you gonna
Speaker 1: tell the cops. I'll call the cops. Yeah, you know
Speaker 1: where I might dry and then I'm gonna rat you
Speaker 1: out and tell them that it was your dishwatcher the
Speaker 1: whole time. Shut up, man, shut up.
Speaker 8: I saw Brooklyn Boys. Jonathan here from Brooklyn episode two
Speaker 8: sixty three. Yeah, I'm with you with the way you're
Speaker 8: driving New York. I'm scary right now. I live in
Speaker 8: PA and uh, every time I go to Brooklyn, my
Speaker 8: wife is like, oh, why you were switching up? How
Speaker 8: drive well? Because if I don't switch it up, I'm
Speaker 8: never gonna make it nowhere. Brody's stop being a backseat driver,
Speaker 8: by the way.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's because you drive like a maniac. Yeah. His
Speaker 1: voice does not match his driving mannerism, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: He's like it's like he's like leaning back in the seat.
Speaker 1: He's like, I just want you to know I drive
Speaker 1: like a fucking maniac.
Speaker 9: Hide boys. Christy from Saddlebrooks Twice for Life. I agree
Speaker 9: with Greg t and Brody Skeary. You should have checked
Speaker 9: with him first before posting my God. But on the
Speaker 9: other hand, he could have asked you if you would
Speaker 9: have liked a drink or a shot before leaving of
Speaker 9: that expensive whiskey. When I go to a party, I
Speaker 9: bring a nice bottle of wine. I'll say to the
Speaker 9: host or hostess, this is for your consumption only, not
Speaker 9: the party. If it's a tray of cookies, and by
Speaker 9: all means serve the cookies.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fair enough. So I'm one and one
Speaker 1: on that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, but can you bring a fancy bottle of liquor
Speaker 2: and tell a person, hey, don't serve at the party,
Speaker 2: it's for you.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I went to my boy tall Joe's
Speaker 1: house for Halloween. Oh whoa, whoa what tall Darren? Who's
Speaker 1: tall Joe? Tall Joe? I mean he's a he's a
Speaker 1: you know, I know, I know seven Joe's and then
Speaker 1: tall Joe. Well, of course you do. We Well, his
Speaker 1: name is Joevopicicelli. We call him Joe Pacelli. So tall Joe.
Speaker 1: So why why is he told me I bought him
Speaker 1: the bottle of because he's six foot seven? Okay?
Speaker 2: Literally, how tall is tall Darren? Six foot six? So
Speaker 2: he's taller Joe he is? Okay, so he's not Indian.
Speaker 1: I did bring a bottle Indian class a azoul to
Speaker 1: Halloween party, and uh, class. Joe displayed it to everyone,
Speaker 1: opened it up. It was gone in about maybe five minutes.
Speaker 1: The whole party jump so expensive tequila past that ship
Speaker 1: over here. Yeah, so I could kind of understand what
Speaker 1: she's say on that talk.
Speaker 10: Backy Brooklyn boys, Michael again, Hey, uh so a couple
Speaker 10: of things. Yep, Scary, you want to greg T's pool,
Speaker 10: He runs the risk that you will take a picture
Speaker 10: and post it unless there was talked about before. I
Speaker 10: have a pool in my backyard too, but I don't
Speaker 10: act that way. But then again, who am I?
Speaker 1: Also?
Speaker 10: Brodie's right, you do need to shut your care off
Speaker 10: when you're filling up.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 10: One of the most important ones is that it will
Speaker 10: cause the engine light to turn on in a lot
Speaker 10: of cars because you're the engine's running and there's a
Speaker 10: vacuum that happens when a car is Yep.
Speaker 1: Probably continuation here. Yep, Michael again, I'm continuing.
Speaker 10: Yes, so the car has a vacuum on the fuel lines,
Speaker 10: the return lines, all that stuff, and it's just common
Speaker 10: sense to turn it off and nothing to do with
Speaker 10: a live stale ask you mechanic. Maybe Scary doesn't take
Speaker 10: his car to mechanic when it's broken. He gets a
Speaker 10: new one.
Speaker 1: But anyway, end of argument. I guess my mechanics are
Speaker 1: Manny mow and Jack. I'm gonna ask them. No, you
Speaker 1: asked the big guy pumping the gas.
Speaker 9: It's not necessary, sorry b boys, Christy Again, I should
Speaker 9: really wait to hear the whole podcast before I comment.
Speaker 1: But some people can't help themselves.
Speaker 3: Turn your engine off.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a hazard.
Speaker 9: And if you notice, a lot of stations will even
Speaker 9: have a sticker or a sign that says, please.
Speaker 3: Turn off your engine.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Be safe, thanks for now for now.
Speaker 1: That's how it feels. That's her, that's her key word
Speaker 1: there for now. That's chout for now, but she'll be
Speaker 1: back guaranteed. Okay, what's going on? You're fucked up straight,
Speaker 1: a fucking voice on the podcast.
Speaker 3: So here's a little song for great t.
Speaker 1: Fuck you fuck you give me?
Speaker 3: That's what bank? Fuck you? Hey, Greg?
Speaker 1: Just what fuck fuck you? Calf And now okay catchy,
Speaker 1: very catchy, that's got a good beat. Scary from the box.
Speaker 11: Again, I back because body is wrong.
Speaker 12: It's not wrong.
Speaker 11: Gets me too on the teeth, So again I think
Speaker 11: this before is obviously Italian thing oh no matter what
Speaker 11: he speaks, Okay, keep up to the word calf and
Speaker 11: app all right.
Speaker 1: I think he's in the pool underwater leaving that message.
Speaker 7: Brody, you messed up.
Speaker 13: You didn't correct scary when he said deers it's de right.
Speaker 1: You're right, yeah, but I also I did it on accident,
Speaker 1: speaking of on accident by accident and saying phrase is wrong.
Speaker 1: You remember our friend Ricky Ricky, yeah, of course, who
Speaker 1: now has her own morning show in Tennessee Nashville.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she posted this meet this. Uh it looks
Speaker 2: like somebody else's tweet, but she said no freaking way,
Speaker 2: meaning she probably didn't know either. The tweet says it
Speaker 2: took me twenty one years to realize it's hard as hell,
Speaker 2: not hard as hell.
Speaker 1: No, it is hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then someone else trote I was today years
Speaker 2: old when I found this out. I don't know if
Speaker 2: she's saying no freaking way that this person didn't know,
Speaker 2: or that, oh, she also didn't know. She got it
Speaker 2: off that crackhead on TikTok, who's yeah, it's hard as hell,
Speaker 2: not hard.
Speaker 1: As hell, so thank you for that, But it really
Speaker 1: is hard as hell.
Speaker 14: Hey, broken boys, Scary and Brody, Brody and Scary. This
Speaker 14: is Marylynd from Omaha. I'm responding to your talk bags
Speaker 14: on episode two sixty three about the episode two and
Speaker 14: that Miami dude that called a million times saying Marylyn
Speaker 14: is wrong.
Speaker 4: Marilyn is not wrong. Scary had no idea the owner
Speaker 4: was going to camp the breakfast. If he did, he
Speaker 4: would have told him, Hey, comp it the next time
Speaker 4: he got you your steak dinner because he didn't know.
Speaker 14: Not his fault.
Speaker 1: Not that's right, the age old argument, did I buy
Speaker 1: Brodie his steak dinner? And the answer there is Malon's wrong. Nope,
Speaker 1: I brought you your steak dinner. Everyone go back and listen.
Speaker 1: You'll side with me if you knew the whole story.
Speaker 15: Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is Jenna calling in from Ringwood,
Speaker 15: New Jersey. I just wanted to comment on the most
Speaker 15: recent episode where you had Greg Ta on the podcast,
Speaker 15: not calling with what you actually asked us to comment
Speaker 15: on in the talkbacks, but just had to mention about
Speaker 15: when he said about putting women in their place and
Speaker 15: have to let the little lady know where she stands.
Speaker 15: I wanted to jump through the phone and choke him
Speaker 15: and I'm so grateful. It was not either one of
Speaker 15: you that said that place.
Speaker 1: For life, thank you, and we would nor would we
Speaker 1: say that, nor do we feel that way. But we
Speaker 1: give people enough rope to hang themselves, hence Greg ta
Speaker 1: and yeah, we were cringing as well. I wanted to
Speaker 1: punch him. In fact, next time I see him, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna punch him in the face. For no reason. I'll
Speaker 1: say it was from a little lady in Ringwood. Hey,
Speaker 1: a little lady wanted you to know this.
Speaker 13: Boom, Hey, Brooklyn boys. Is Peter calling from the three
Speaker 13: ZH five listening to episode two sixty two, note breakfast
Speaker 13: for you. I kind of see it from both sides
Speaker 13: of the coin. On the part of the restaurant. You know,
Speaker 13: they have to have that closing hour because otherwise people
Speaker 13: will be coming in and saying.
Speaker 14: Well it's only eleven oh one.
Speaker 7: Well it's only.
Speaker 12: Eleven oh two. So yeah, I kind of see their coin.
Speaker 13: But at the same time, they should have a transition
Speaker 13: menu something that you can get breakfast items after that closing.
Speaker 1: You know what, I thought about it long and hard,
Speaker 1: and I think that if you put out a breakfast
Speaker 1: menu and you say it closes at ten forty five,
Speaker 1: but secretly, off the record, you stop at eleven. I
Speaker 1: think that's a better play because now I come in
Speaker 1: at eleven o'clock and it's way too late. It's fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes over and I look like the dick. So state
Speaker 1: breakfast stops at ten forty five. How about that? And
Speaker 1: then if I come in at ten to eleven and
Speaker 1: at ten forty five, no, you'll then you walk into
Speaker 1: ten forty No your breakfast, No, it really, it really
Speaker 1: ends at eleven, but you print on the menus and
Speaker 1: you tell people it ends at ten forty five. Then
Speaker 1: someone walks into ten fifty five, you make them their breakfast,
Speaker 1: and you look like a hero. That's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say.
Speaker 14: Brody, you are correct.
Speaker 3: This is Tamara from downstate New York. People call it upstate,
Speaker 3: but it's really not upstate.
Speaker 1: It's Binghamton. But you commented on liking my attitude, so.
Speaker 11: Fuck yeah, Brody, I've always liked you the most.
Speaker 2: Don't love you scary, but Brody's my boy.
Speaker 1: That's that's your problem.
Speaker 2: As so, New York State is so big that what
Speaker 2: we call upstate is actually dow downstate, but we call
Speaker 2: it upstate because it's still upstate of New York.
Speaker 1: If you look at a map, it makes a lot
Speaker 1: of sense it's downstate, but to us it's more like
Speaker 1: mid state. Binghamton is two and a half hours north
Speaker 1: of the city, roughly, that's upstate, but it's downstate. It's
Speaker 1: not the city, it's downstate. It's the state. It's it's
Speaker 1: New York State. I'm part of the part that isn't
Speaker 1: isn't New York City? Right? Yes? Right?
Speaker 13: Calling you from the three to zero five? What us
Speaker 13: Commenting on episode two sixty two when Monocam did his
Speaker 13: talk back saying that we're all the Brody fans when
Speaker 13: Brodie's right, I gotta say, guys, if we Brody fans
Speaker 13: complemented you or talked back every single time that Brody
Speaker 13: was right, you'd have no time on the show to
Speaker 13: talk about anything else because, guess what, Brodie's always right.
Speaker 13: So take the win, buddy.
Speaker 1: Very funny. Brody is not always right. Brody's a cocky
Speaker 1: son of a bitch, and he's wrong. When he's wrong,
Speaker 1: you need to rub his nose in it. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying you do.
Speaker 2: Well because it's rare. By the way, it's hard as
Speaker 2: hell and hard as Hall. Both the correct, but it
Speaker 2: started out being hard as hall originally.
Speaker 1: Who knew? People said both ways? Scary.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's kind of ridiculous that you're.
Speaker 9: So incensed that they would not serve you breakfast at
Speaker 9: eleven o'clock. Eleven o'clock cut off.
Speaker 3: They had moved on. You needed to move on enough sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I could take my take, my lumps. That's
Speaker 1: your opinion, your opinion. Oh three, Brody, scary, scary Brody.
Speaker 1: This is Williams What Atlanta, Georgia, episode number two fifty nine.
Speaker 7: Around the hour and sixteen minute mark, when you've congratulating Ricky.
Speaker 1: You said that she was a host of a radio
Speaker 1: show and the great city of Tennessee, Nashville. I met
Speaker 1: Tennessee is a stop Okay, okay, right, but it's a market.
Speaker 1: We know what we know. It's a market. I met market,
Speaker 1: last one, last one. Then we gotta go.
Speaker 12: Sorry about that, Brody, Sorry, but regarding that commercial, you're wrong,
Speaker 12: she said, So I think from now on it's gonna
Speaker 12: have to be demoted and this will be the Brooklyn
Speaker 12: Boys scary and brody by.
Speaker 1: Deed because of an ass from like a month ago.
Speaker 1: You are an ass. You're a giant ass, brody, giant ass. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't hear it all right, fair enough? Are
Speaker 1: we really going to be serious about about doing another
Speaker 1: meetup or what? Because now the slice is going to
Speaker 1: start asking because we we got to find a date
Speaker 1: maybe in September October? What about what about early October? Well,
Speaker 1: we got to find a place.
Speaker 2: We gotta figure out who wants to sponsor us, and
Speaker 2: and and open up their restaurant US.
Speaker 1: A lot goes into that. So is it in the city, right, people?
Speaker 1: What if we what if we went on a road trip?
Speaker 1: What if we did it in another city? How are
Speaker 1: we getting there? I mean unching my dogs when my
Speaker 1: wife's at work. Be it venturous, man, I want to
Speaker 1: take this to Florida. I want to take this bitch
Speaker 1: to Florida. Okay, but now listen, I love Florida. But
Speaker 1: I have no New Yorkers people in the south, right,
Speaker 1: I gonna have only a couple of New Yorkers Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: We should go to Philly. Philly is a big city.
Speaker 1: With that, it's close enough to New York. On it.
Speaker 2: Let's work on it. Let's not spend twenty minutes of
Speaker 2: slice time to meet. We'll work on it all.
Speaker 1: Right, Are you gonna go get that job or what
Speaker 1: one hundred and ten thousand dollars pizza.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you where we could have to meet up
Speaker 2: the next time if you want. Boy Boy's not Rocker.