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Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Carrissa is a production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is the theme of this podcast today,

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Speaker 1: people who have seven thousand jobs. Carrissa unable to be

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Speaker 1: here today for the Calm Down podcast. She's on her

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Speaker 1: way to Pittsburgh to go do an interview. Now, I

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Speaker 1: have a guy. I used to think I was busy

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Speaker 1: until I met Kyle Brandt, until I became friends with him.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he's an all everything kind of guy. I mean,

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Speaker 1: and don't make me talk about his days being an actor. This, honey,

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Speaker 1: I love when he does his whole bit. What are

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Speaker 1: those guys called outside the stockic change? What are they called? Who? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Jared and Trent? Yeah, the Wall Streeters. That's me and

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Speaker 1: yeah guys, the creator of Jared and Trent. Kyle Brandt here.

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Speaker 1: Of course. You know what he does is if you're

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Speaker 1: a fan of our show, we talk about him NonStop,

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Speaker 1: good morning football host. He has eight thousand podcasts that

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Speaker 1: may have been cleared, may not have been cleared. We'll

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Speaker 1: get you that lead. Thanks for doing this. I love you.

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Speaker 1: I love the little graphic behind you too. For your

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Speaker 1: new podcast, Kyle Brant's Basement. I'm actually in my basement

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Speaker 1: right now. Charissa would love it. You would love it.

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Speaker 1: The garages there, the bar is there. But um, I

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Speaker 1: have to start this off with the level of honesty.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, I am so you do podcast from here here.

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Speaker 1: I have never been less certain of what we're going

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Speaker 1: to talk about on this podcast because Aaron, listen. There

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Speaker 1: are many podcasts, my friends, there are not any that

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Speaker 1: have the diversity of topics as this one. We got.

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Speaker 1: Listen Aaron's high school, crushed t beat her house. Charissa

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Speaker 1: thinks you should take bathing suit photos on day. Want

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Speaker 1: a vacation. Charissa drives, No, Aaron drive stick shift because

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Speaker 1: she thinks it's cool. And jaredy Tikuma and we don't

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Speaker 1: know why where are we going with this? You don't know? Well,

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Speaker 1: I think this is what I want to ask. I

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Speaker 1: know you guys do Good morning football in New York City.

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Speaker 1: I'm not trying to get your your home address or

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Speaker 1: your social security but do you live in this city

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Speaker 1: or where do you live? No? No, I live in

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Speaker 1: the North Bourbs. I live in Westchester. Okay. So you

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Speaker 1: that it's called. That's where I am right now, okay, good,

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Speaker 1: because this follows a whole story. I was getting ready

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Speaker 1: and of course we want to talk a little bit

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Speaker 1: about your podcast that you're going to be doing daily

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Speaker 1: hell do you have any downtime? And and why did

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Speaker 1: I gotta coach fight football this fall for my eight

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Speaker 1: You should read it and when you're spouse me that book.

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Speaker 1: If you thought Aaron was a wild time, you didn't

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Speaker 1: it is, But all I can tell you is that,

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Speaker 1: like you do get used to it pretty quickly, and

424
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,440
Speaker 1: they're usually very polite and forgettable and the most pleasant way,

425
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,040
Speaker 1: like nothing crazy, um. But other than that, Like I'm

426
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,880
Speaker 1: trying to think of like crazy, I think who comes

427
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,720
Speaker 1: to mind? There is the early ones always like sometimes

428
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:37,359
Speaker 1: the rough ones, like I remember, of all people, you

429
00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:40,280
Speaker 1: thought Jerry O'Connell was random. The name is gonna cut

430
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Speaker 1: of my mouth next, I remember we had I think

431
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:45,840
Speaker 1: I think they used to call them country Sweetheart. Kelly

432
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 1: Pickler came on this you know that country girl? Okay? Yeah? Yeah?

433
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:55,200
Speaker 1: Was she on when you were when you were hosting,

434
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,879
Speaker 1: like but you didn't cross over. She came on and

435
00:19:57,960 --> 00:20:00,760
Speaker 1: she was just a million miles an hour and was

436
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:05,680
Speaker 1: like I was underprepared for the interview, so she kind

437
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,280
Speaker 1: of it was it was like our first kind of mess.

438
00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:10,520
Speaker 1: So there's been some great ones and some cool people,

439
00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,800
Speaker 1: but the Kelly Pickler any who was really rough. And

440
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 1: I think that's why I remember that one. What happened you?

441
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,639
Speaker 1: I know you said you weren't prepared by anything specific.

442
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,560
Speaker 1: She wouldn't answer any questions like we had. We put

443
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:24,440
Speaker 1: her in this corny little uh would you rather this?

444
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,760
Speaker 1: Or this? And like, I think she was so nice

445
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 1: and so sweet that she didn't want to offend everyone.

446
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,119
Speaker 1: So we'd be like, Kelly, would you rather sing Um

447
00:20:32,359 --> 00:20:36,200
Speaker 1: faith Hill karaoke? Or Shania Twain? And she'd be like, oh, y'all,

448
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,359
Speaker 1: Like I can't answer that, Like it's karaoke? What are

449
00:20:38,359 --> 00:20:40,800
Speaker 1: you talking to? You can't just say show? No, I can't.

450
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,960
Speaker 1: I can't. Who what's a more fun time to play?

451
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Speaker 1: You know, Nashville or Dallas? I can't, I can. Those

452
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,199
Speaker 1: are all our questions and we were good enough at

453
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,879
Speaker 1: the time to like think on our feet and just

454
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,400
Speaker 1: come up with questions. So she ran through our four

455
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Speaker 1: questions in two minutes and we had no interview. It

456
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,680
Speaker 1: was just it was it was unusual and get in

457
00:20:57,720 --> 00:20:59,879
Speaker 1: my ear helped me out here, Hey, what do you

458
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:03,040
Speaker 1: have production meetings for that every morning before you get there,

459
00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:06,439
Speaker 1: because I can't imagine a functioning that early in the

460
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:09,320
Speaker 1: morning and be all that's happening in that show. It's

461
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:13,080
Speaker 1: so packed. Yeah, we have a call at five thirty

462
00:21:13,119 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 1: on the way in, and I'm laughing because, like, um,

463
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:20,080
Speaker 1: I think, if you take my feelings for Home Depot,

464
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:23,199
Speaker 1: home Depot is like my wife and children compared to

465
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:27,000
Speaker 1: Field about production meetings. Now, if we were to like

466
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: pull the staff or give them an anonymous poll like

467
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,840
Speaker 1: who's the best impression means who's the worst? I would

468
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 1: get every single vote for the worst. I hate them.

469
00:21:35,359 --> 00:21:37,240
Speaker 1: I don't want to share what I'm gonna say. I

470
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:39,800
Speaker 1: wanted to be surprised in the air and I understand

471
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Speaker 1: and I appreciate the hard working people who we need

472
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Speaker 1: to match video and stuff. I'm like, fine, but I

473
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Speaker 1: my one word answers. I'm nothing like this. I am

474
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:52,760
Speaker 1: such a miserable bastard on the production meetings anytime, especially Yeah,

475
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,960
Speaker 1: I thought them how you and them? So production meetings

476
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,240
Speaker 1: for Dancing with the Stars were an all time I mean,

477
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,760
Speaker 1: think about it, I'd have to be there. But I

478
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: also was a bitch in production meetings because I would

479
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:07,119
Speaker 1: have a game on Sunday and then our show was

480
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 1: Monday morning, so I would either fly in either at

481
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,240
Speaker 1: two am or you know usually that's when I was

482
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,880
Speaker 1: home eleven PM or two am, and I'd get there

483
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:18,680
Speaker 1: and it's you know, I am sucking this Starbucks back

484
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,960
Speaker 1: where I'm just again breathing fire um, and I get

485
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,439
Speaker 1: in there. But Tom Bergeron is so great, much like

486
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,400
Speaker 1: Shregs is dirty sense of humor, self deprecating. I mean,

487
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: we would read our scripts, but that's the thing. We

488
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: had a script, you guys don't. We would read our scripts,

489
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,040
Speaker 1: but add all the like sexual and nuendos and like

490
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 1: it's so and so hooking up, who's fighting? So we

491
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:41,359
Speaker 1: would have such a blast doing it. Where they should

492
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,000
Speaker 1: have been like an hour long, but there were an

493
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,280
Speaker 1: hour and a half to two hours. So yeah, I

494
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 1: mean those production meetings were a time, real life production

495
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,159
Speaker 1: meetings for games. I mean, we weren't having them with

496
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: Joe and Troy because it was such a well oiled machine.

497
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: Now with Kevin Burkhart and Greg Olsen, Yeah, we're going

498
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,160
Speaker 1: to go back to having them, and you know, we'll

499
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: make our prinny about that. It'll be great. You know

500
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 1: what it's it'll be It'll be great, It'll be fine.

501
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 1: Um do I want to do a production meeting? Hell? No,

502
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: I want to go straight to the bar. But it'll

503
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,640
Speaker 1: be great. It's fun to have new energy. We had

504
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: a big Vegas kind of party with the studio crew

505
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,840
Speaker 1: and our new crew and coach Johnson Johnson. Jimmy Johnson

506
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 1: gave a whole speech about how change is good for

507
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:35,439
Speaker 1: the team and uh, yeah, it'll be fun. What are

508
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:38,840
Speaker 1: you looking forward to with this season? Um? What storylines here?

509
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 1: Listen that the new Fox broadcast theme is awesome. I'm

510
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,080
Speaker 1: looking forward to that. And they're doing meetings now and

511
00:23:44,119 --> 00:23:46,560
Speaker 1: I know that they're really into it. No, I'm looking

512
00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 1: forward to talking about on the field. You want to

513
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:51,080
Speaker 1: talk about what story lines in football? Are you looking

514
00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: forward to anything? Um? Yeah, tons of them. Dallas Cowboys,

515
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: I know you want to talk about them. I've reached

516
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,919
Speaker 1: the point where every year we do this thing with

517
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,000
Speaker 1: the Cowboys and we build them up and talk Cowboys,

518
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 1: talk Cowboys, and we do because we're like, all right,

519
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,760
Speaker 1: you say it's like good for ratings or something, so

520
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,040
Speaker 1: we'll keep talking about it. And it's always like just

521
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,199
Speaker 1: this big old like catastrophe fart at the end of

522
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: the season never plays out ever, and like they they've

523
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: won three playoff games in twenty six years, and so

524
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's something wrong with that. I don't have

525
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: any against them, it's just why do we keep prioritizing them,

526
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: Like people want to see the cop Like I don't.

527
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about something from twenty years ago.

528
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 1: I don't think people really want anymore. I don't think

529
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,560
Speaker 1: that people want Lebron. Every segment we can show you spreadsheets.

530
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, we don't do the show that way. We

531
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 1: talk about what we want to talk about. So I

532
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 1: don't really against the Cowboys. I just don't want to

533
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 1: talk about them very much. So look, this year they'll

534
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 1: probably be the twelve and five and they're like they're

535
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,639
Speaker 1: losing the first or second round, and then it'll just

536
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: keep going on and going on. So it is fascinating,

537
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: but it's just not my thing. I just can't do it.

538
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:51,200
Speaker 1: I think it's great that you are allowed to be

539
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:55,400
Speaker 1: so honest on a network that's run by the NFL.

540
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:59,240
Speaker 1: I mean, when are you allowed or are you censored?

541
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,080
Speaker 1: Quite a bit they tell you and go a little easy. No,

542
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: it's such a good question. That is the craziest thing. No,

543
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: it is because I think people watching and think that

544
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,200
Speaker 1: we're told to say things and told not to say things.

545
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: It doesn't happen. It's it's the great thing that they

546
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: have done as a network and as the league that

547
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: like there's not like I walk off set and like

548
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,360
Speaker 1: Kyle and so and so needs to speak to you

549
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: never and like we say outlandish things sometimes. Burlison and

550
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: I used to start segments and we would talk to

551
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 1: the commercial break and we're like, all right, you want

552
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,639
Speaker 1: to you want to go? You want to go? And

553
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,360
Speaker 1: we say yeah, and I want to go. I mean,

554
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: who can say the most outlandish thing in the segment?

555
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: We go back and forth and when the segment ends,

556
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 1: whoever is winning, like they win the segment, and Nate

557
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:44,679
Speaker 1: would say, like this is Nate Tiffany Network, Mr CBS,

558
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:48,560
Speaker 1: Like what would you say in like any windows? Like

559
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 1: you know, we had like these fake bagels on the

560
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 1: set once, and I remember Nate would like lick them

561
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 1: and like make like butt jokes about licking them, like

562
00:25:57,359 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: just crazy stuff on the air, and we'd be like, oh, Nate,

563
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,840
Speaker 1: And then I'm like ship, I am not going to

564
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: top that and like that. That's the kind of thing

565
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 1: that Nate and I would do because that's offseason. We're born.

566
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 1: We can only talk about you know, Baker Mayfield so

567
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: many times and we would actually do that. So that's

568
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 1: your proof that. No, the network is never like can

569
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:16,240
Speaker 1: you stop it with the butt jokes. No, it doesn't,

570
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: it doesn't really work like that. I think they like

571
00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: the show for like the the recklessness that it has. Yeah,

572
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: I love it, And it also makes me so proud

573
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 1: just because you know, I'm friends and a huge fan

574
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: of you and Peter. When I talked to guys you

575
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 1: know at their venues or when I talked to you know, players,

576
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:34,840
Speaker 1: and they're just like, oh, I love those guys. I

577
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: love those guys, And I was like, I do too,

578
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: their right friends. So I just think it's so cool.

579
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 1: And I know we always give you guys shoutouts during

580
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 1: our games, but it's really cool when you hear and

581
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: you see it in the facilities. Guys are walking by,

582
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: they're sitting there, they're talking, Hey, did you see what

583
00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: Kyle and Peter did? And that always makes me so

584
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,120
Speaker 1: excited for you. Any like kind of pinch me moments

585
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: when maybe I know Sugar doesn't want to say it,

586
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: but when Brady told him he was a big fan,

587
00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: like you know, Schregger pets pants a little when he

588
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 1: did sideline for that game. But any kind of pinched

589
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,640
Speaker 1: me moment for you when an athlete was like, oh, yeah,

590
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 1: I saw this, it was great. Well, yeah, definitely. And

591
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: and that is an awesome question too, because it brings

592
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: me to this idea that like, um, you go to

593
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 1: a camp or you go to a facility and like

594
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,959
Speaker 1: the players recognized you rather than opposite, which is crazy.

595
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 1: You know, I had a long talk with Rogers once

596
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: on my last show, and like I asked him a

597
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: question about something. I asked him a question about Aaron Rodgers,

598
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,960
Speaker 1: about what's something in the media that drives you crazy?

599
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,159
Speaker 1: And he answered the question goes but you know, first,

600
00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:32,760
Speaker 1: I just have to say that show that you guys

601
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: do is really fucking good, and you guys make sports

602
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 1: talk less douchy, and somebody needs to do that, because

603
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,439
Speaker 1: you know how he feels about a lot of the

604
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 1: sports media. So the fact that he's like, I'll answer

605
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: you a question a second, but I need to give

606
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: you this compliment and he said, what you said. He's like,

607
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 1: it's on in the facility all the time. We're constantly

608
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,920
Speaker 1: watching it. And I always did a little leary hearing that,

609
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 1: because look, I'm pretty critical sometimes with these guys, and

610
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,720
Speaker 1: I always worried, like someone is sitting down with like

611
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 1: you know, their Caesar wrap or what ever, and like,

612
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,239
Speaker 1: just do what he's screaming about, Like I think they

613
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: should bench him. I don't think he cares like that.

614
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: That like messes with his mind a lot, But I

615
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: just keep doing it. I guess it's appropriate, I think so.

616
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is completely ignorant, but it

617
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: wasn't until that Adam Schefter tweet came out. I had

618
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 1: no idea that you had an audition with the Mannings

619
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: for the Manning cast. Was that well known? Was that

620
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: out there? No? Not really? Um, you know, I was

621
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: using a lot of discretion. Part of me was like everyone,

622
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 1: look what I did. Who wants to touch me? I

623
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:31,239
Speaker 1: was auditioned for the Manning cast. But I was like no, no, no,

624
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,639
Speaker 1: like they that's not how they operate, you know, and

625
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:37,159
Speaker 1: like it was so cool? It is this is That

626
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:39,360
Speaker 1: was the pinch me moment that was the biggest pinchman

627
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 1: moment I've had working in football because there was a

628
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: whole build up to it, and and I don't mind

629
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: telling you, Like the first thing. First, I get a

630
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: text from Eli, who I didn't even have my number,

631
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: and it's like, Hi, it's Eli. Would you like to

632
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: have lunch? So I go out and have lunch with

633
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: Eli and his kids like in the Hampton's. Like I was,

634
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: shut up, I've been here six years. I've never even

635
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: been to the Hampton's. I've never been there. And I

636
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: drove out there and we had like us lunch. Okay,

637
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, and do it ship? Okay, what

638
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: to tell us? Everything? I wore like a like a

639
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: like a not a cool like a navy blue golf shirt,

640
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: just simple. It's like it was like a little country

641
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: club you. So I wore pants because you know, you

642
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: want to over overdo it, and then I wore like

643
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,640
Speaker 1: nice sneakers. And Eli was basically in the same thing

644
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: head to toe. And I never met him before in

645
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 1: person other than like him coming on the show. And

646
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: then he just kind of shows up like exactly like

647
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: you think. It's It's like he's like Oh, it's elive

648
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: and I've known you for twenty years. Let's talk and

649
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: we just we talked about Nintendo games and beer and kids,

650
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: and like, I just thought it was awesome and I

651
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: felt it was a little bit of an audition. And

652
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: at one point Eli got this like like kind of

653
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 1: like cool look on his face and he like quizzed

654
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: me on something. I think he was trying to see

655
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,720
Speaker 1: if I knew anything about football. He had just done

656
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: a thing with Larry Fitzgerald, and he's like, you know,

657
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Larry and I were Heisman finalists together and I got hut,

658
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: and he goes, but neither of us want do you

659
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 1: know who won? And I cracked my knuckles and I

660
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: go it was Jason White from Oklahoma and I nailed it. Wow,

661
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 1: that's impressive. So like it was so it was like

662
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,719
Speaker 1: being called on by the teacher and just knowing the answer,

663
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: my confidence like blew up. Then how much time did

664
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: you allow between the question and your answer? Did? I mean,

665
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: did you just like let a breathe take a simple water? Like?

666
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 1: How hot did you do it? Tell me? I had

667
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,320
Speaker 1: an ice cold PACIFICO in these great pant glasses wherever

668
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: he was, I straight up took a sip. I'm like,

669
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna enjoy this moment because he's just like looking

670
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: at me. It was the only time the whole lunch

671
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,200
Speaker 1: that he like tested me and I just put it down.

672
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: I was like, it's Jason White and from Oklahoma and

673
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: he was like his eyes lit up like that. It

674
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: was so cool. It was it was awesome, Like I

675
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 1: felt like I took a t s there and like

676
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: I felt just dropped the pencil, turned it in. It

677
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 1: was so badass, so sexy. So then you go and

678
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 1: then did you guys do a whole kind of like

679
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: audition together? How it's crazy? And then you know, between

680
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: the ELI lunch and the and the audition, shortly after

681
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: ELI lunch, I got private number from Denver, Colorado, and

682
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 1: I think I know who this is, and I, you know,

683
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: you slide the thing and hello, Kyle's Peyton Manning and

684
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: I was like, hey, what's up, Payton? How are you doing? Payton?

685
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: Did you know that ELI and Larry Fitzgerald or has

686
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: been finals together? But now? And then he talked and

687
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: he was just awesome and funny and everything. And so

688
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: then a week later, uh yeah, this is this was

689
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,880
Speaker 1: like the Full Acid Trip where they I was invited

690
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,360
Speaker 1: by ESPN and the people from Omahaw Productions to go

691
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: into Zoom and there's felt like there was fifty executives

692
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: in the windows, like it's a checkerboard, and Eli is

693
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 1: there right on time. I'm there early, and Rock all

694
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 1: just kind of like make an awkward small talk and

695
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: then like Peyton, like Peyton comes up and it's like

696
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: hail to the Chief and everything, and the test was

697
00:31:56,760 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 1: potentially really awkward because they okay, guys, so we have

698
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,520
Speaker 1: Brown's Ravens from this is Lamar versus Baker Mayfield and

699
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 1: we're just gonna start the game and you three just

700
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: talk and I'm like, all right, Peyton, because I felt

701
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,239
Speaker 1: like I had to be a little bit of like

702
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 1: a like a host, almost like a little bit of

703
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: a point guard, like a leader. So I go, I

704
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 1: just go, all right, Peyton, I'm just gonna say something

705
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 1: off the top and then I'll toss it to you.

706
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: And he's like all right, And I was like I

707
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 1: was a little out over my skis, so I did

708
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,960
Speaker 1: like a little intro that I thought was kind of

709
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,120
Speaker 1: witty and tossed in to them and then we for

710
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: about forty minutes, me and Peyton and Eli talked over

711
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 1: Brown's Ravens and it was unbelievably surreal. And the best

712
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: part is that you would relate to maybe is that

713
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,480
Speaker 1: so it ends? And I felt I felt good, Like

714
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: I didn't talk a ton, but that was good, and

715
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 1: I made some jokes and I made them laugh and

716
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 1: all that the executive caused me afterwards, and he goes,

717
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 1: so that was great. What do you think? And this

718
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,480
Speaker 1: was like a major crossroads moment because there was what

719
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: I really thought in my head, and then there was

720
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,800
Speaker 1: what I felt I should say. What I felt I

721
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: should say was, oh, I think I did in great.

722
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: I'd love to do it, and like, I think I

723
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:07,360
Speaker 1: could really provide some good opportunities and for TV for them.

724
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: But what I really thought is what I did say,

725
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: which is, like, dude, they don't need a host, not me,

726
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: not Johnny Carson, not al Might, nobody, Like they should

727
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: not have a host. Peyton is as advertised, he is brilliant,

728
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: ellis perfect. Like I think I would really only be

729
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 1: in the way, and I don't think he should hire anybody.

730
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: And obviously I think that was the right choice because

731
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: that's amazing. I wouldn't have done that. I would have

732
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: been like, so I'm great, here's what I need for

733
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: a styling and glam fee. It was just sootless of you.

734
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: But that's great. Yeah, it was. It was like the

735
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: two and them like the chemistry and then like they're

736
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:45,480
Speaker 1: they're getting really into the football nuance, and it was

737
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 1: like it was like I felt like I was like

738
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 1: kind of shooting around with like Lebron and Janice and like,

739
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, I can make a few lamps, but like

740
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm not really I don't need to be there like

741
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: you guys, just I'm only gonna get in the way.

742
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: And but then when it came out though, and it

743
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: was like the biggest thing in the world all I

744
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 1: was like, God, damn, that'd be nice to be there. Um,

745
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. But I think end of

746
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 1: the right thing. But you obviously hit it off with

747
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: both of them. A Maha Productions. They come back to

748
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: you they want to do this podcast, which you know,

749
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: we're so excited to see in the next few weeks.

750
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:14,960
Speaker 1: And I loved your tweet about it. You talked about

751
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,839
Speaker 1: working with some of the best NFL players, but then

752
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: you said you were going to feature one of the

753
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: best NFL players. Who is this your boyfriend, Josh? I

754
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 1: have no boyfriend, Josh. I thought Josh Allen was like

755
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: your favorite or something I do like Josh Allen. Um, well, no, listen.

756
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,280
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of in this like the McAfee formula

757
00:34:36,360 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 1: that like he's got this great show but ship every Tuesday,

758
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,719
Speaker 1: he has this massive NFL star with things to say

759
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: and it's appointment listening, interviewing or whatever. So I'm like,

760
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:48,719
Speaker 1: not the same guy, no, no, no, not Rogers, no no.

761
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I think I need my right No, no,

762
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: the same guy every week from the NFL or just

763
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: different guys. I'm having the same guy every single Tuesday

764
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 1: every Do you have the person already? Oh my gosh,

765
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 1: are we so exciting? Any hints? I'm not at liberty

766
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 1: to say it, but it's like one of the five

767
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: best players in the league. It's like it's it's the

768
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: creamal crop, Like it is an unbelievable feather in my

769
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 1: cap that this happened and we got all kinds of

770
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: things planned for this individual. That's fantastic. You know how

771
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: you have like when you're in high school, you have

772
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 1: like your reach school and like your safety school, and

773
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: like this was the reach school, Like let's just apply.

774
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 1: What what's the harm and applying? Why not? And they're like,

775
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: you've been accepted. I said, what we got in awesome?

776
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: So very exciting. Have you had your lunch with this

777
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: person yet in the Hampton's or wherever? With your navy

778
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: shirt in your khaki pants, no, ill spared. You'd be

779
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: proud to know. I had like a sweet ass belt.

780
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,120
Speaker 1: It was really it was like a statement belt, like

781
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 1: it had a little bit of flair. It wasn't woven,

782
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: it was it was like a blue like kind of cloth.

783
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: But I think I had like whales on it or something.

784
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: It was very like very vineyar advinez, very appropriate. Whatever.

785
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: Yeah for Eli as well? What did you guys order?

786
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: And then I'll leave you alone? Okay, So when you

787
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 1: have a lunch like that, everything's being judged or so

788
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:12,439
Speaker 1: I talk. So brings over the menu and there's your

789
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: standard like kind of pool side fair. You got your

790
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: club sandwich, you got your Caesar wrapped, and I'm like,

791
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 1: I gotta listen, I'm performing here, I'm tap dancer. I'm

792
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: spending plates for you. Eli, all right, and I'm basically

793
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm running out of anecdotes and I don't have any

794
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: more questions I can ask you about your kids. I

795
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,400
Speaker 1: used all of them, so I better stick to Lanny

796
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:37,760
Speaker 1: on this order. And I got steak tacos and I'm like, yeah, messy,

797
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: but like cool, Like that's a cool order, you know,

798
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 1: And like then I'm like, if I'm really getta into it,

799
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,360
Speaker 1: this is a guy from Louisiana by way of Mississippi.

800
00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: Do I order? Like do they have the catfish po boy?

801
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: Now there was a boy on the thing. So I

802
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: went steak tacos. And I'm a disgustingly messy eater, so

803
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: it probably was a mess, but I think that was

804
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: dear into. Yeah, those luncheons, I mean not with Eli Manning.

805
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,240
Speaker 1: I have had many, but those lunch dates or lunch

806
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: meetings are always so frustrating because I'm a let's order

807
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: to appetizers and share it kind of gal. And then

808
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:10,160
Speaker 1: what are you getting? What am I getting? And then

809
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 1: I love a couple of glasses of white wine, but

810
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 1: it's like you gotta keep your crap together with those lunches,

811
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:17,279
Speaker 1: and like it's like, does Eli want an appetizer. Does

812
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 1: he not want an appetizer? You want to be talking,

813
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,239
Speaker 1: but you don't want like the bits of like the

814
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,840
Speaker 1: state taco in your tooth. It's all it's a whole

815
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 1: thing you're getting to know. I mean, it's like a

816
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: first date and you get have something big there, which

817
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 1: is okay. So we're eating and we're there for a while,

818
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 1: and when no one had ordered alcohol, so in a

819
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: meeting like that as in a date, I said, like,

820
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, I'm gonna try to shake things up. I'm

821
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna order a beer. And I ordered the beer.

822
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: And when I did, Eli was basically like, oh my god,

823
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,799
Speaker 1: thank you. Like he didn't say that, but like all

824
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,080
Speaker 1: the way it came off the shoulders and you can relate,

825
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: like it probably would be even more if I were

826
00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 1: into Martini. So there's that thing about I'm just gonna

827
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 1: go for it. And if this person thinks I'm like

828
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 1: unprofessional or something idiotic, fine, but like this is me

829
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: and this is what they're getting. So I got the

830
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: first beer and I think Eli ordered the second. The

831
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: second round, so oh thank god. Yeah, if you know

832
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: anything about those boys, they love a second In the

833
00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:09,839
Speaker 1: third round, but hey, we won't tell any secrets. Um,

834
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,839
Speaker 1: we love everything about you, Kyle Brandt. I cannot wait

835
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,760
Speaker 1: for this podcasting and I can't wait to hear about

836
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 1: who you get. God, he's the what did you call him? Oh,

837
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 1: the Reach School. Yeah, I'll just take a shot and

838
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: throw up a hail Mary. I'll buy the billion dollar

839
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: lottery ticket and see if it comes home. And I

840
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 1: want my numbers came through. I think it's Josh Allen,

841
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: that's my guest. I really really do I think it is. Yeah,

842
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: Oh you said top five? Whoa? Sorry, Travis, we love

843
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 1: you so much, Thank you so much for doing this.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear if you finish that book too.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and get on it's on your shelf. It is.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time to read it though. I got

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Speaker 1: to study for our first preseason game of the year,

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Speaker 1: Ravens at Arizona in two weeks. Three weeks. Sorry, I

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Speaker 1: can't read about an actually action, I read about Snoop

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Speaker 1: Huntley of the Baltimore Rave Priorities. That's what we're doing here. Um.

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Speaker 1: I would do this anytime any place. I love you, love.

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Speaker 1: I can't wait for your podcast Calm Down with Aaron

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