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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gus Podcast. Here's Nicky. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's nick Podcast. It's Wednesday. Um

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Speaker 1: Anya's here and you just heard her singing on you?

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Speaker 1: Is it weird to hear your own voice? Are you

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Speaker 1: someone that can listen to yourself saying and not be

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Speaker 1: like nauseated? It depends on which song. I was just

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Speaker 1: cant sling to that switch A Rooney got me, I

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Speaker 1: got you good? What do you feel? I was just like, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that was really cool production those guys. Did I work

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Speaker 1: with these guys the Crash Brothers on that? And I

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Speaker 1: was just listening to the fake horns I believe, or

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Speaker 1: like the two Bucks synth sound. I was like, I

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Speaker 1: love that. Wait, there's a synth sound in it. It's

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Speaker 1: like boom boom. It's kind of the base I guess.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what they did, but I love

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Speaker 1: the baseline in that. You've got a good musical ear Um.

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Speaker 1: We transformed that song. I don't know how it happened,

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Speaker 1: but whenever we go on our girls trips, we always

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Speaker 1: sing Billy is a sex slave and Billy is Sera

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Speaker 1: Lena's dog. And we were getting ready to record in

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Speaker 1: the Hampton's Noah was setting up the whole recording thing,

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Speaker 1: and then right before we got started, we were kind

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Speaker 1: of like, oh, we're gonna sing the song live. If

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Speaker 1: you saw that episode, you saw us all like trying

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Speaker 1: to sing it live. And then, um, Taylor, you know who,

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Speaker 1: hobo hopping train hopping Taylor hobo hoppen she hops hoppos to.

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Speaker 1: Every time I see a free train, I think of her.

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Speaker 1: I do too. I took a picture one the other

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Speaker 1: day and I go fond memories, A, I just saw

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Speaker 1: your old apartment. And so she for some reason looked

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Speaker 1: at Billy Serlena's dog, and Billy had on like a

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Speaker 1: leather collar, and I guess that was the original origin

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Speaker 1: of it, of Billy looked like a sex slave with

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Speaker 1: that collar. So she was like, Billy is a sex slave,

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Speaker 1: and so we now call Billy Serlena's dog sex slaves.

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Speaker 1: So like Seralena will leave messages on our our girls

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Speaker 1: chat and just be you guys. I'm here sitting with

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Speaker 1: Leon or you know, her son, and she's like and

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Speaker 1: and sex slave is here, and it's just the dog's name.

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Speaker 1: Now it's like it's she's like a hundred and twenty. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the dog is so old and the dog, but hadn't

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Speaker 1: we had like a sex slaves and b d s

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Speaker 1: m on our minds because we were watching like murder

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Speaker 1: cult documentaries. Why were we thinking about sex slaves? I

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Speaker 1: don't know, but oh nexium or something. Yeah, we were

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Speaker 1: watching Teal Swan stuff like that. I mean, that's what

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Speaker 1: the Girl's trip in New York this past one that

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Speaker 1: we did. The the agenda was we get together. All

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Speaker 1: we had planned in New York City for Christmas time

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Speaker 1: was watching the Casey Anthony documentary and then we watched

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Speaker 1: a little bit of the Harry and Megan one too, um,

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Speaker 1: which don't even get me started. I didn't so I know,

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Speaker 1: I won't go into it. I'm fifty through at this point.

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Speaker 1: You know, I am not I'm not quitting. I'm obsessed, obsessed.

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Speaker 1: I read for three hours the first and two nights ago,

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Speaker 1: and then last night I read for another two and

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Speaker 1: a half hours or something like that. It's unreal. You guys,

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Speaker 1: whatever you think you know about Harry, you don't. Whatever

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Speaker 1: you think you surmise about how hard he worked in

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Speaker 1: the military or how he processed his mom's death, this

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Speaker 1: guy has had a hard life. It's not easy being royal,

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Speaker 1: and he is one of the most real, compassionate, cool people.

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Speaker 1: I think I would. I am. I am. My new

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Speaker 1: goal bucket list is to become friends with Harry and

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Speaker 1: Megan and have personal hangouts with them, because they are

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Speaker 1: the real deal. They're real people, and you guys know,

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Speaker 1: I don't put up with fake Hollywood. Like there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of I don't want to be really be friends

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Speaker 1: with Jennifer Aniston or Taylor Swift. They're too locked into

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Speaker 1: the Hollywood thing. We can't have real I mean, I

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Speaker 1: feel like we could maybe get there, but it would

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Speaker 1: just be too There's a lot of celebrities I idolized

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Speaker 1: and I wouldn't want to be friends with because I

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Speaker 1: think it would be exhausting because they would think they're

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Speaker 1: too famous and it would just be not as fun

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Aston actually is probably pretty cool, but she's got

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Speaker 1: to be a little out like it's if you're that famous.

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Speaker 1: I've been around famous people, even the coolest ones ever,

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Speaker 1: and they still, you know, suck up all the air

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Speaker 1: in the room. And I'm Harry and they are so

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Speaker 1: they're just he would go to Africa every chance he got,

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Speaker 1: just to hang out on on Safari and just be

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Speaker 1: around people around a campfire. He's love, You're like, that

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Speaker 1: a TV in Botswana, because that's what happened. Like they

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Speaker 1: And She's like sure. And I told all my girlfriends

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Speaker 1: when we were watching this, I was like that it's

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Speaker 1: my dream. I recently told Chris that. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I want to go on Safari. He's like, what you like?

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Speaker 1: Because Safari is a once in a lifetime thing. I

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Speaker 1: feel like they actually it's not as long as it's

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Speaker 1: not too touristy. I don't want to do the touristy one.

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Speaker 1: I also don't want to be like murdered by poachers,

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Speaker 1: but I don't want to do worried. My god, Harry

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Speaker 1: knows his way around Botswana and the Nile. He's killed

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Speaker 1: many people I've heard and this guy. Yes, no spoilers.

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Speaker 1: I'm not reading any headlines because I want to find

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Speaker 1: it all throughout the book. But I'm telling you not

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Speaker 1: to give me any spoilers because people keep giving me

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Speaker 1: spoilers because they read headlines and I'm like, I haven't

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Speaker 1: gotten to that chapter he reading about his military experience.

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Speaker 1: I've never I can. I have so much. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: that it took me so long to have so much

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Speaker 1: respect for anyone that has been through boot camp or

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Speaker 1: like in the arn't like like whatever you've been through,

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Speaker 1: they try to break you so much. I mean he

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Speaker 1: saying the facts. And I find it so fucking sexy.

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Speaker 1: I'm like attracted to people that have been like in

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Speaker 1: you know, thank you for your service, and I know

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Speaker 1: that what you've been through is hard, but there's something

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Speaker 1: and it's almost like hazing, like a frat hazing. It's

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Speaker 1: It's when your feet are too wet and they get

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Speaker 1: ailment in wartime. But um, if you've read it, you

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Speaker 1: This book is fantastic and um, even for one pere

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Speaker 1: yeah de spare not the air, Okay. So I wanted

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Speaker 1: to quickly unboxed doing unboxing because I got I have

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Speaker 1: not like I'm gonna unpack something for you guys. Oh

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Speaker 1: some childhood trauma. This might be some childhood trauma and unboxing. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: I went down to the package room yesterday and there

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Speaker 1: And I remembered that my manager's assistant wrote me last

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Speaker 1: lot of um stuff this big and he kind of

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Speaker 1: He's like, you want us to send it to you.

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Speaker 1: nice of her to even put me on the list

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Speaker 1: c ds at the March booth. Oh my god. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So Jesus Christ, this is a I mean this whoa,

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Speaker 1: girl's chat like thirty five texts like I'm go hiking.

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Speaker 1: I'm going into nature. I want to be in nature.

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Speaker 1: I'm bringing a weapon. It was like, I think the

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Speaker 1: I would like you to change to take too girls girls. Um,

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Speaker 1: just in case I get murdered, I did wash my hair. Um.

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Speaker 1: because I did. I thought, if I get murdered on

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Speaker 1: bit like conditioned. I'm not kidding you, I'm I was

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Speaker 1: So it is a trunk, a pink trunk um that

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Speaker 1: I'm opening. It's about three ft long two ft wide. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm opening it. It's this Paras Hilton on the top.

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Speaker 1: It's made out of like metal, and it says that's hot.

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Speaker 1: There's a there's a thing inside since that's hot. Here's

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Speaker 1: something special from my Paras Hilton Housewears collection, launching on

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Speaker 1: Amazon dot com. I've personally selected some of my favorite

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Speaker 1: items for you. Love always Paris Hilton. Okay, we have

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Speaker 1: a baking sheet with different cookie cutouts. Okay, these are

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Speaker 1: all kitchen items I have. Such a is so cute.

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Speaker 1: you did the HER's Actually that's a really good point.

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Speaker 1: I think I saw a lot of this stuff. I

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Speaker 1: kitchen work. Um, we're pink. I think I'll probably gift

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Speaker 1: to go to sleep watching this murder documentary. So I

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00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 1: probably woke up like are you alive? Uh? Yeah. Before

423
00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 1: I got out of bed, we held hands for a

424
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 1: secon We always hold hands for a second while we're

425
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 1: watching TV downstairs, like before bed, and then we do

426
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: a little touch and in the day, like in the

427
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 1: kitchen walking by each other. I like that about him.

428
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:35,720
Speaker 1: He's very affectionate, and I think that's my love language. Yeah,

429
00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:37,840
Speaker 1: I love the full touch. Chris has been better about it.

430
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 1: Last night we went to a hockey game and it

431
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,200
Speaker 1: was so fun. We went my sister and Matt and

432
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,359
Speaker 1: I got tickets from like this hook up, you know,

433
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,240
Speaker 1: like a guy was like, you know, let's do it.

434
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 1: I did a TikTok video for them where my parents

435
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:55,960
Speaker 1: were trying to guess like different hockey logos and like

436
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,680
Speaker 1: what the team was named. It was really funny. And

437
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 1: then I made this connection with them and he was like,

438
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,800
Speaker 1: if you ever want tick it, and so I was like, yeah,

439
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 1: let's go. And so we went last night. It was

440
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:07,320
Speaker 1: so much fun. We got good seats and um and

441
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,159
Speaker 1: then we got to go in this clubhouse where they

442
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,679
Speaker 1: had like a buffet and you can watch the players

443
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:14,359
Speaker 1: walk in after the first period, like you said, you

444
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 1: you you know, it was like windows there where you

445
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 1: can see all the players. And I kept meeting people

446
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,639
Speaker 1: that were like I would find out later like I

447
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:25,080
Speaker 1: would meet this guy and then Matt, my sister's husband,

448
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 1: and Chris would be like he's a legend. I'm like,

449
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 1: why didn't you tell me? I need a Gary in

450
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,280
Speaker 1: my ear? Like on Veep where it's like he's a legend.

451
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: He's a broadcaster. He is a national broadcaster for the

452
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,560
Speaker 1: National Hockey League. And yeah, and I'm like, and also,

453
00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 1: you guys know my rule, like people who work in

454
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:45,640
Speaker 1: media want recognition. So like you were sitting right here,

455
00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: tell him he's a legend. I don't know. I'm just

456
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 1: meeting this guy who is an announcer. And of course

457
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: I have a lot of respect for a guy that's

458
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: been an announcer. And I could tell he was like

459
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 1: a big deal, but I didn't know. So anyway, I

460
00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: met him. I met the pair police chief. He's works.

461
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,040
Speaker 1: That's where I'm from, that's where my parents live, and

462
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 1: so he was like gave me his personal number and

463
00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:06,159
Speaker 1: was like if your parents ever need anything, And I

464
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 1: was like, fucking score. That was awesome. He taught me

465
00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,120
Speaker 1: that there are dogs now that just sniff for handguns.

466
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:13,960
Speaker 1: Like if you see a good dog at the mall,

467
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,280
Speaker 1: they're not looking for drugs, they're looking for handguns. Isn't

468
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: that interesting? Yes? And I well, they don't bust a

469
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,440
Speaker 1: lot of people because they're preventative, he said. Preventative, he said,

470
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: because people see the dog and then they go into

471
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,840
Speaker 1: a store and kind of meander and then they walk out.

472
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: They leave because they know what the dogs are looking for,

473
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,880
Speaker 1: so the dogs don't really have to bust anyone because

474
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 1: they're just there. And the purp usually like leaves, um.

475
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 1: And so anyway, I met a bunch of people back

476
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: in the clubhouse area and um, and it was just

477
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: a great It was a great ratatui that's what I ate.

478
00:24:56,840 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: It was delicious and salad and then they had potatoes grotten,

479
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 1: and then salmon and a bunch of stuff, like they

480
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,120
Speaker 1: had two different kinds of salads. It was really nice.

481
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,119
Speaker 1: And then it put pepsi products boo um, a diet

482
00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: pepsi when you were craving a diet coke, ain't gonna

483
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 1: get it. But it actually was. I mean, I just

484
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: don't know why pepsi exists. Who prefers pepsi over coke?

485
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: People who like a slightly metallic taste doesn't have a

486
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,280
Speaker 1: slightly aluminum I think it's the same as people who

487
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 1: have droid phones, people who have the green bubble when

488
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: you text them, those are pepsis you just go by.

489
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,320
Speaker 1: I know, you have a better camera on the phone,

490
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 1: but it's cheaper. It's considerably cheaper it is, Oh yeah,

491
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: the phone bill is like what the phone is actually expensive,

492
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: but his monthly thing is like nothing, because it's not

493
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: like you buy your app, your phone service through Apple.

494
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: I don't know sort of it is. You're you're leasing

495
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: the phone or you're like, you know, leasing to buy,

496
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: so you are, like the payment for the iPhone because

497
00:26:04,240 --> 00:26:08,280
Speaker 1: it's so expensive, is in the bill. But I think

498
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 1: the phones themselves are just expensive as Apple phones. Like

499
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: Anya said, I don't think Matt's I think Matt is

500
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: just with a carrier that's cheaper than yours. It's not

501
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 1: because of his phone. I don't know Android users. No,

502
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: they've all got cheap bills, any Android user, that's why

503
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: they have Well, I mean, every time I see a

504
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: green bubble, I hate to say it, but there's a

505
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,240
Speaker 1: part of me that just like looks down on you,

506
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 1: slight like, not looks down like there's something you there's

507
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: there's I'm just saying it. I don't think it's fair.

508
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: I don't think it's right. There's a part of me.

509
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: I drive a dented, dirty, old like Lexus that makes

510
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: me look poor and I'm not. And I'm just telling you.

511
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: Green bubble texts make you look a little poor. Not

512
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,200
Speaker 1: that there's anything wrong with being poor, but I guess

513
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:58,560
Speaker 1: I just there's a part of my brain that two

514
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: percent of my brain thinks you're poor, and now that

515
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: there's anything wrong with that, I have no judgment. And

516
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: it's not because I'm like, oh he's saving money, It

517
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: just why is that? Do you know? Do you agree

518
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 1: with me? Like when you text someone, there's a there's

519
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,880
Speaker 1: a judgment that goes on and I'm not sure it's poor,

520
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,120
Speaker 1: but there's something. I want to set this on stage

521
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 1: and people fucking lit up laughing, and I was really

522
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 1: nervous to say it, and then people laugh so hard

523
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: that I was like, I'm not the only one that

524
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 1: thinks that. There. For me is that whenever I see

525
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,720
Speaker 1: the green text, I'm starting like I started thinking about like,

526
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: oh no, now my text limit is going to run

527
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,840
Speaker 1: out for the month and I'm gonna have to pay more. Exactly,

528
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:36,480
Speaker 1: you get stressed out, you start to feel poor, and

529
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:44,360
Speaker 1: even talking to this poor person, but it doesn't look

530
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: what the bill is. I'm wondering, why is it cheaper?

531
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: That's what we need to know, you know it best.

532
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: So we were leaving the hockey game, last night, and

533
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 1: Chris and I were having so much fun because he

534
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 1: kept being like, you know, right when the hockey players

535
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: came out, all right, and the hockey players are all

536
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: kind of like hot, you know, like they were like

537
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: these hot athletes right when they're coming out. This woman

538
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: came up to me was like, can I get a

539
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: picture with you? Like in the clubhouse, and she was like,

540
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: I love you so much. And we went to the

541
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: same high school, and and I was kind of distracted,

542
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: and I was trying to take a picture of the

543
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: hockey players because Matt was excited, and I was like, wait,

544
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 1: hold on, and Chris is like I paid that woman

545
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 1: to create a diversion so you couldn't make eye contact

546
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 1: with the hockey players. And it really like excited me

547
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: in a way that like I've never he's never been

548
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 1: a jealous person. He isn't a jealous person, um, but

549
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 1: he was just he's just joking. Like we'll be watching

550
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: TV and a guy will take his shirt off, like

551
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,959
Speaker 1: on the show Alone, Like there will be like an

552
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 1: old fat man with his shirt off, and Chris will

553
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 1: just slowly put his hand in front of my eyes.

554
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: So like anytime something gets too hot, we always like

555
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: slowly lower hand in front of each other's eyes. So

556
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: it's just this kind of acknowledgement that there are other people.

557
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: And I think that it's because he does feel so

558
00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: like safe with me that he can joke about it

559
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: even And we were talking about like extended eye contact

560
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 1: that you've had with like like eye contact really can

561
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: be like, oh I want like I can have a

562
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: connection with that person, and he once had seven he

563
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: said up to he was like, I had several witnesses

564
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: seven seconds of eye contact with Rihanna unbroken seven seconds,

565
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: and then I go, let's have seven seconds, because I

566
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: want to match that at least, I don't even think

567
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 1: And we did seven seconds and ago that is definitely

568
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,719
Speaker 1: the longest we've ever looked into each other's eyes ever.

569
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: Seven seconds is so unless we were like breaking up

570
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 1: or like I don't know, I was looking for a

571
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: sty or something like, there's no reason to look in

572
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: someone's eye for seven seconds. He was at some awards

573
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:39,720
Speaker 1: show and she was singing and she was getting miked,

574
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: and she was like in a hotel room like preparing

575
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,080
Speaker 1: and doing vocal warmups, and she locked eyes with him

576
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 1: as she was singing and everyone in the room saw

577
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: it and were like, dude, what the hell. And he's like,

578
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to do with this, but

579
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: it was like there was a vibe and that made

580
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: me very horny. And I love hearing a story. And

581
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: he's not someone who ever brags about getting women or

582
00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: having moments with women. He is not that type of person.

583
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 1: This is a trustworthy story. He would never make this up.

584
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: There have been times where I'm like, I think that

585
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 1: girl likes you and he's like, no, what are you talking?

586
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: Like I I want to create stories, and he's he's

587
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 1: a very he's a truthful person. So I love that story.

588
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: But we were leaving last night and so we were

589
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,600
Speaker 1: kind of like it was just like a flirty mood

590
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: because oh, and I go, Chris, if I have a

591
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: vibe with Louie, can I just write it out? And

592
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: Louie is the big mascot, and they were like, Louie's

593
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: gonna come over and take a selfie with you, And

594
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 1: I was like nervous because I don't like mascots. I

595
00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: don't like that there's like a human in there doing

596
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 1: stuff like it just stresses me out. And they've always

597
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: kind of scared me as a kid, like, do you

598
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,800
Speaker 1: talk to them? I know there's a human. I feel

599
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: like I'm being lied to him, being gas lit to

600
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,960
Speaker 1: pretend this is like an animal. I don't like any

601
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: of it. But Louis came over and I'm kind of

602
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: having anxiety about it, but also laughing at my anxiety

603
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: because my sister is like, he's coming, and I'm like, oh, Louie.

604
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,400
Speaker 1: But I told Chris, I was like, if Louie and

605
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: I like, do catch a vibe? Like can I? He's like,

606
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: just ride it out, ride that zamboni and so um.

607
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: We're leaving, and he put his hand like on my

608
00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,640
Speaker 1: like we were. I had my hand around his shoulder

609
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 1: and he had his hand on my like butt kind

610
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,600
Speaker 1: of like hip area, which literally I'm only ever touched

611
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: there in that way by creepy men at meet and greets,

612
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: like Chris never does that. And I was like, I

613
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: love this, like butt hook you're doing, like it's kind

614
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:17,800
Speaker 1: of like a hook around my hip and I was like,

615
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:20,040
Speaker 1: and then he like let go because they met and

616
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: him were talking about some fucking architecture in downtown St.

617
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: Louis as we were walking out, and I was like

618
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: I want that hip hook again. And I like walked

619
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: over and I was like, can you do that hip

620
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: that like hook again? And he was like yeah, And

621
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,360
Speaker 1: so we were walking and he put his hand in

622
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,400
Speaker 1: my jean pocket. It felt so good. I like, I

623
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,720
Speaker 1: loved it and it was like, I was so glad

624
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: I didn't have to exactly tell him to do it.

625
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 1: He did it naturally to begin with, and I was like,

626
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: I love it, and it was just so I love affection.

627
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: I love holding hands. Um. Last week we saw we

628
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: went to the botanical gardens with my sister's kids and

629
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,680
Speaker 1: then Matt's mom and dad came and they're like, you know,

630
00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,000
Speaker 1: in our sixties. And we said goodbye to them, and

631
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: we watched them walk off and they were holding hands

632
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 1: and Matt was like, I don't think they've I've ever

633
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: seen them hold hands And it was so sweet. Whose

634
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 1: parents rolling hands? Matt's parents so nice? Do you guys

635
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 1: holding hands when you walk? I've never been a couple

636
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: that does that. Even when I try to be I'm

637
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 1: like this is I feel like I'm playing Red Rover,

638
00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: Like I just think it's I get start being like

639
00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 1: I'm worried that they want to stop holding my hands

640
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: so much. I'm so aware of that that I want

641
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 1: to let go. How do you guys feel about holding hands?

642
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: Couples love and we do it, and I have to

643
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: be the bottom hand, he has to be the top hand.

644
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: Otherwise how often, like when you guys are walking through

645
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: like national parks and like I picture you guys always

646
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: going to like festivals and like eating, like going to

647
00:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: food trucks, Like you're holding hands in line and stuff

648
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 1: now a way not during hiking because you have to

649
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: kind of walk in form. But yeah, obviously a really

650
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: good hand holder. But I do get annoyed if he's

651
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: the bottom hand and if his hands like we'll start

652
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,640
Speaker 1: holding hands for like a little bit of time, and

653
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: he gets um kind of like intense, so slowly the

654
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: grip gets tighter and tighter, and his hand gets clammier

655
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:16,040
Speaker 1: and clammier, and that's when I have to release. So

656
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: do you You will be one of these couples that

657
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: if you go to like a concert or like a

658
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: music but like I'm just picturing you, like you walk

659
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: down the street holding hands, Like if you get out

660
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 1: of the car and you're walking to a restaurant, you're

661
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,560
Speaker 1: holding hands yes, get out blow. I know, I love it.

662
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 1: It is so sweet. That is such a nice There's

663
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,560
Speaker 1: no way that you can be in a fight when

664
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: you're holding hands, you know what I mean, Like it

665
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 1: protects you. It's like you can, I guess, but you're

666
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: I'm guessing. If you guys were having a tense moment

667
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: in the car and you get out, you're not going

668
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: to hold hands unless you've made up, right, So it

669
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 1: is a sign that things are okay, that this is

670
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,440
Speaker 1: a this is peace time. It's so sweet and I

671
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: think it. It's really good to do. I on you.

672
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: What about you? What do you and Matt hold hands

673
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 1: when you walk? Yeah? Not all the time. We'd go

674
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: rock climbing a lot, and I insist on holding hands

675
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 1: rock climbing. I'm kidding. No, Yeah, we do like to

676
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:09,960
Speaker 1: hold hands, but yeah, not all the time. We walk

677
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: a lot together hold not always, but like you know

678
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: how much older I live, So we're wearing gloves and okay,

679
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 1: But if you're walking around like I don't know, like

680
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: if you're walking, yeah, from your park and you go

681
00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: to a restaurant and it's sixty degrees outside, will you

682
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,719
Speaker 1: hold hands? Maybe? Yeah? I do love holding his hand.

683
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:33,520
Speaker 1: He has great hands. They're like the prop But what

684
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: is if you're in line waiting to order something, are

685
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:41,879
Speaker 1: you holding hands? No? No, no, no? Noah is no it? Yeah,

686
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: it's so sweet. I always see couples like that, and

687
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: I used to be very like, we get it. You

688
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: love each other. You're blocking the sidewalk, you're taking up

689
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: too much room. I used to want a red rover

690
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: red rover them and just run through it and break it.

691
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,319
Speaker 1: But now I think it's adorable and I think it's

692
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,800
Speaker 1: a very good thing for really ships to have, like

693
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 1: lots of affection. How has it been for you to

694
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 1: make this transition from someone who is kind of anti

695
00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: physical affection, or at least you weren't into asking for

696
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: it a lot. You kind of wanted guys to just

697
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 1: into it that you wanted to. How has this changed

698
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: for you or what what made you more uncomfortable with

699
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 1: asking for him? I think because I know. I think

700
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:26,080
Speaker 1: I saw Chris one time, like snuggling his nephew, and

701
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: I was like, this guy loves snuggles, Like he's an

702
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 1: affectionate person, Like this guy loves hugging. This guy is

703
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: someone who even kids perceive as someone who likes to

704
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: be like, you know, jumped on and like squeezed, and

705
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: I'm like I remember seeing that and being like, oh,

706
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,719
Speaker 1: this perception I have of him as someone who's like

707
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: kind of like doesn't need that, doesn't want that is wrong.

708
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: It's in there. And I think that opened a window.

709
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 1: Once I saw I was like, I'm going to get

710
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,080
Speaker 1: some fucking nephew time. And so I pretended to be

711
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:57,359
Speaker 1: his nephew. I cut my hair into a little bowl cut,

712
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 1: and UM climbed on his lap and started shooting it

713
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: with a water gun and and I got the intimacy

714
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: I desired. No, I think that UM, like even the

715
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:09,520
Speaker 1: other night he was on his phone or computer, he's

716
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 1: like finishing up stuff work. He came over we ate,

717
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: and then he took out his computer and I was

718
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: just kind of like I was done eating for like

719
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: maybe twenty seconds, and I was like, when are we

720
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: gonna like snuggle? Like I was already being like when

721
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: do I get some sugar? Because I didn't see him

722
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: all I we don't live together, so I don't see

723
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: him all day. We don't we wake up in the

724
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,960
Speaker 1: same bed, but he goes to you know, and then

725
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: maybe two nights a week he stays over and those

726
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 1: are pretty brutal for him because I have a small bed.

727
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:38,759
Speaker 1: It's queen, but it feels small and um, I'm a

728
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: small queen like Kate Middleman, and it's I can't talking

729
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 1: about Harry and uh, I'll see one more thing about

730
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: the Harry book. Can I just say this unexpected thing?

731
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: You'll like this? I dare you read this book and

732
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 1: you tell me you won't be kept talking about as

733
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: much as me. I guarantee anyone who's rolling their eyes

734
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: at me. You read the book, read three chapters. They're

735
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,839
Speaker 1: very short, and you tell me that you're not hooked.

736
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 1: Download a sample on your phone. Because everyone doesn't like them,

737
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: I'm mad about it. Everyone's like and they're the royals.

738
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: Why do we even care? Because it's interesting, okay, because

739
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 1: this person is admitting all these things tragedy. You can

740
00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: learn from his story. But the thing I like about

741
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: this that I don't think any of us would allow

742
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: if our husbands wrote a book about their life is

743
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 1: them talking about their exes in such a loving way

744
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 1: and talking about the love they had, like the true

745
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: love that he had for his girlfriends prior to Megan,

746
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: which makes me realize Megan is a strong, secure woman

747
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: and didn't like, go, you need to change this chapter

748
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 1: about Chelsea, or you need to change this chapter about

749
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 1: Cressida or Caroline or whatever, because he talks about them

750
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 1: where in a way that and I'm not a jealous person.

751
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: I if I read a chapter out of Chris's book

752
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: about his ex is the way that Carry writes, I

753
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 1: would be jealous and I would be like, I don't

754
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: need you to You don't need to tell everyone your

755
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,440
Speaker 1: feelings about this girl and how you fell in love

756
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: with her and like the intimacy of your relationship. So

757
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 1: that's the kind of stuff you get out of this book.

758
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: And it makes me realize that Megan Markle is extremely

759
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: secure and that they are secure, and I'm jealous and

760
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 1: so I hate her utting God damn it. God, it's

761
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:15,400
Speaker 1: a comes full circle. So um yeah, the other night,

762
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: I was just like I want some sugar, and he

763
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: was just like, I'll be with you in ten minutes.

764
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,840
Speaker 1: And it was nice because it was it was communicating

765
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 1: like I needed sugar. And then we laid and watched

766
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: alone and held hands and I just I usually take

767
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,320
Speaker 1: his hand and put it in my mouth kind of

768
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 1: and I like rushed his hand. I was kind of

769
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,239
Speaker 1: chew on his fingers and just go out and like

770
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: kind of like I don't know, I just want to

771
00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: eat him. And it wasn't even like sexy times. I

772
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: you know, I was a little bit like horned up

773
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: because of his buzz cut, but it was more just

774
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: like I just right, Yeah, you posted a photo. Noah.

775
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: I was like, that's total transporter vibess. Oh yeah, it's

776
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 1: like his biggest movie or something. Yes, yes, yes, I

777
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: thought you were saying Train Spotting and I just picture

778
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,440
Speaker 1: like a skinny British man on the toilet, like coming

779
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,920
Speaker 1: out of a toilet. That's the only thing I know

780
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 1: from that movie. I never saw it. We should play

781
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: a game where you just say movies and I say

782
00:39:14,239 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: one scene that I remember from Avatar Avatar just like

783
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,760
Speaker 1: blue people that look like they have too much botox

784
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,960
Speaker 1: between their eyes, looking up at like an asteroid that's

785
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,680
Speaker 1: about to hit, like just going to marry met Sally. Well,

786
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 1: I've seen that too much, so I know that one.

787
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: But movies I haven't seen. Oh, okay, movies you haven't seen.

788
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,360
Speaker 1: Terms of endearment, terms of endearment, walking on a beach crying,

789
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 1: polter Geist, poulter Geist, a girl and a TV and

790
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,080
Speaker 1: there's like wind blowing and like in the living room.

791
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: What children at the corn of the corn, you know,

792
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: children in corn, children coming out of cornsts, Ghostbusters. Um, oh,

793
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: I've never seen that. You're right, um that you know

794
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,800
Speaker 1: the green the green blob monster, the big you know

795
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,440
Speaker 1: Marshmallow months stir Um, the black guy dan ackroyd, Um,

796
00:40:04,520 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: who are you gonna call? You know? That movie scares

797
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: me still, I don't like, I still have a little

798
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 1: bit of like the movies too scary for me. Age

799
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,360
Speaker 1: of innocence, Age of innocence. Oh, I don't know, like

800
00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 1: a piano and a girl with like an off the

801
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: shoulder like dar really the fabulous Baker boys. Um, I

802
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: don't know, like Banjo's on a porch. I know this

803
00:40:28,560 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 1: con string it with like that one thing that was

804
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: like Old River Blues where it was like George Clooney

805
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: and he would like sing about remember that the thing. No,

806
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 1: they were like upset. Everyone was obsessed with like probably

807
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,520
Speaker 1: with George Clooney and a bunch of other guys and

808
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,400
Speaker 1: it was like they played bo's and it was like

809
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,360
Speaker 1: a band film. Yeah, it was some fucking show like that.

810
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: Um anyway, um, I got my snuggles in drive. That's

811
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: Ryan Goss looking out of a car and there's a

812
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,759
Speaker 1: lot more violence in it than you would think. That's

813
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:07,320
Speaker 1: what I know about that because I want to see it,

814
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,840
Speaker 1: but I can't because I I'm a Gosling girl. I

815
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 1: used to not get it, but now I'm kind of

816
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 1: on board, and I really love that. During the Notebook

817
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: they did not get along and did not like each

818
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: other at all. They can hated each other, and then

819
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 1: they fell in love. How good is that in the story?

820
00:41:23,719 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen Mr and Mrs Smith. I'm kind

821
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: of warmed up for that. I've never seen it, but

822
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 1: I want to see it because I want to see

823
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: them have chemistry, like knowing what I that they fell

824
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 1: in love on the set. Honestly, the best part of

825
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,440
Speaker 1: Mr and Mrs Smith never made it to the film,

826
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: and it's a photograph of Brad and Angelina holding hands

827
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: way off camera on the side of the set. Were

828
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: ready to film. Oh yeah, I'll find it. Oh okay,

829
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: so they can get it. They can excuse it. Like

830
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: we were getting ready to shoot the scenes who were

831
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: getting into character, but they're meters from there. Johna Juice

832
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: and line no one, yea God, you don't realize. I

833
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 1: read this book called The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo,

834
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I really recommended to I just finished it. My sister

835
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:13,959
Speaker 1: recommended it to me. It's about this woman that wasn't

836
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,479
Speaker 1: you know it's it's a fiction, but it's this woman

837
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: that had a was a Hollywood starlet through the sixties, seventies, eighties,

838
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:25,959
Speaker 1: and she's a big star. And you just learned about

839
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: the Hollywood machine and how they would like put you

840
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: with different guys to like just you would fake romances

841
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 1: to sell a movie. And you realize how much often

842
00:42:34,520 --> 00:42:37,719
Speaker 1: that happens, how many beards there are out there of

843
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: people who are because you your career used to tank

844
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 1: if you were gay, I mean, still can affect your

845
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 1: career so much to come out as gay. That's why

846
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: scientology fucking exists still. It's because they've got everyone in

847
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: that program to admit they're gay in a closed room,

848
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,080
Speaker 1: and they go, well, tell everyone if you don't, if

849
00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 1: you ever leave us. Gerard Carmichael last night The Golden Globes,

850
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 1: I did so. Tom cruise wasn't there to accept three

851
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,839
Speaker 1: golden globes, and he goes, you know, maybe instead um

852
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,880
Speaker 1: of these golden globes going to Tom, uh, maybe we

853
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: uh we give the instead of getting effort to find

854
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: these golden globes to get to tom, maybe we uh

855
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: put them upfort into finding Shelley Miskovic. And the whole

856
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: room fucking went. And if you don't know who she has,

857
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,200
Speaker 1: David Mimskovidge is like the head of scientology and his

858
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 1: wife went missing like eight years ago and it's just

859
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: never been seen. You've never heard of this on you

860
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,560
Speaker 1: you have what are you doing? On? Something going on?

861
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: I found the picture and send it to and I

862
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 1: got the info about androids. But yeah, I didn't know

863
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: she was missing. I was thrown by your pronunciation of

864
00:43:47,560 --> 00:43:49,200
Speaker 1: his last name. But now I know what you're saying,

865
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:55,759
Speaker 1: Misscabbage miscarriage, David miscarriage. But I said, yeah, but he

866
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: he The joke wasn't amazing. It was more serious of like,

867
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: we need to find Shelley musk I love it. You know,

868
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: first of all, there's a million missing persons out there

869
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 1: that need to be found, and this, you know, do

870
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: we really care about her whereabouts. I don't know that.

871
00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,640
Speaker 1: It's it's less about that and more about fuck you,

872
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,920
Speaker 1: Scientology calling you out. This is weird, and everyone in

873
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: the room gets weird because there's scientologists in the room.

874
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:24,640
Speaker 1: I one time was at a pitch meeting and I

875
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 1: felt like I was in good company in Hollywood, you know,

876
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: like we were having a lot of fun. The pitch

877
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: went so well, and I made a joke about Scientology being,

878
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,400
Speaker 1: you know, a cult, and them being horrible people, and

879
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: it being founded on a guy who just wanted to

880
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: like funck people, you know, like all religions are founded

881
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: on like one guy being like I want to funk

882
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 1: more people and not have to pay taxes. That's what

883
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: every religion is kind of to me, at least I

884
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: am spiritual, don't get on me about that. But organized

885
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: religion bad, bad, bad. So anyway, I made some Scientology

886
00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:02,920
Speaker 1: joke because I was own naive in thinking that no,

887
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,960
Speaker 1: no one in this room is whack could do enough

888
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,800
Speaker 1: to fall for Scientology. And this one woman who is

889
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,080
Speaker 1: going to buy the show potentially that I just pitched,

890
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 1: says I'm actually a scientologist, And it was the most

891
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:23,880
Speaker 1: uncomfortable moment of my entire there's no getting out of that,

892
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 1: and then she goes, I'm just kidding, and it must

893
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,600
Speaker 1: feel like it was orgasmic to be released from that

894
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: vacuum of hell. I felt like Zenu or whatever was

895
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 1: in the room with us. I I felt maybe maybe

896
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,120
Speaker 1: this religion is real because of how much I felt

897
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: like I was in hell instantly when I said that.

898
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,320
Speaker 1: And at the same time, I'm like, I don't know.

899
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: As much as I don't. You can say a bunch

900
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: of ship on this podcast and no one can go

901
00:45:50,239 --> 00:45:52,239
Speaker 1: I'm a scientologist, because there are people listening probably that

902
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 1: are and they're like, hey, I you know, I can't

903
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,799
Speaker 1: help it. I just am and I believe in it um,

904
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,320
Speaker 1: and so I have empathy for people who fall and like,

905
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: I don't look at all scientologists as bad people. I

906
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:04,880
Speaker 1: look at them as victims, honestly, And I know that

907
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: some people are like, I'm not a victim. I look

908
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:09,440
Speaker 1: at people who are stuck in the Catholic church system

909
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: as victims. I look at myself as a victim to

910
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: celebrity and worshiping celebrity. It's not I'm not um. I

911
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 1: don't hate everyone, and you know that I always think

912
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: that no one can help the way they are. So

913
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 1: it all falls back to that. But um, I feel

914
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: like we should be able to call out how ridiculous

915
00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 1: scientology is. But you the clip of him saying this,

916
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: the room is weird, and I love it. It reminds

917
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: me when Ricky Gervais used to host the Golden Globes

918
00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: and would just call out pedophilia and just uh he

919
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: I remember he was like, you know, talking about, don't

920
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 1: get up here when you accept your award and get

921
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 1: on your pedestal and tell us about you know, human

922
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: rights issues, Shut the funk up. You work for Apple,

923
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 1: you know what they do in their factories. Show it up.

924
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 1: He was like if Taliban, if the Taliban came out

925
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,839
Speaker 1: with a streaming service, you would be on it. Don't

926
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: act like it was so good, and they all there's

927
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: this clip of Tom Hanks being like, I don't like

928
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: this whole narrative. It's like, shut up, stop taking yourself

929
00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: so seriously. You know, he's calling you out for your

930
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,640
Speaker 1: hip hypocrisy, which we all have. But I found it

931
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 1: delightful and I thought, Gerard Carmichael has a target on

932
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:23,040
Speaker 1: his back. Now, what do you think about the whole

933
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,600
Speaker 1: Neppo baby thing and a variety calling out the Yeah,

934
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: I loved it because I think it just made it

935
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 1: so we all know about it now. I think everyone

936
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 1: in the industry already kind of knew about Nepo babies,

937
00:47:35,760 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 1: and now I think it's like, you know, my mom

938
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 1: probably knows what a Neppo baby is, and I hope

939
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: that Poppy is a Nepo baby someday. I feel like

940
00:47:41,600 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: I can spawn Neppo babies now because I've made it.

941
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of a cool thing to be able to

942
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,480
Speaker 1: give us. Someone who doesn't like, I don't know, like you,

943
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't fault them. They want to pursue the thing

944
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 1: that they grew up around that they probably have an

945
00:47:55,520 --> 00:47:57,840
Speaker 1: inclination towards because they were raised by someone who was

946
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: good at it. I don't. And then I get like,

947
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: I really respect the ones that go by a different

948
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 1: name and want to like avoid it. But I don't

949
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: fault not about babies at all. I just think that,

950
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,280
Speaker 1: you know, there's always unfair advantages to anything. What about

951
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 1: why don't we just hate all beautiful people that were

952
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: born beautiful. They're getting roles that people who are more

953
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 1: talented actors would never get because they're not beautiful, you know,

954
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: like there there are so many there's I would say,

955
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 1: and and and and and and and and and and

956
00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: and and no no, no, no, no, no no. And

957
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: then the nine percent of people could never play Marilyn

958
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: Monroe in a movie. And are we mad that, like

959
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,000
Speaker 1: on a day armist got it because she looks the

960
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: most like like, I don't know. These people can't help

961
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,840
Speaker 1: that they were born famous, and so they're supposed to

962
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: just become an accountant because their dad is famous, and

963
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to use that connection. Everything's connections. This

964
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: goes back to the Megan Marco thing. We hate her

965
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 1: because she found her way into the castle. She worked

966
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: her way and she saw she wanted this guy, and

967
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: she got him and she figured out how to do it.

968
00:49:01,520 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: How is that different than anything you've ever gone after

969
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,480
Speaker 1: in your life? It's not what do you always think?

970
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't think she climbed her way there. I think

971
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:12,759
Speaker 1: the guys saw her on a snapchat, philer, he saw

972
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 1: on Instagram. Her friends set them up. And it's not

973
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: that different from how a lot of celebrities meet. Well, no,

974
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: I would say it's not different from how you and

975
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: Matt got together and what the the the persuasions? It

976
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: wasn't about that. How do I mean, how does anyone

977
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,560
Speaker 1: get together through They see someone they're attracted to, they

978
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: make an effort towards being in that person's radar. So

979
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,920
Speaker 1: whatever you gotta do to do that. I've done very

980
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: manipulative things to get in on a guy's radar of

981
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: like I'm going to see if maybe he can swing

982
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:44,879
Speaker 1: by our show and be on it, like he's coming

983
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: through a press store. Let's see if we can get him.

984
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: I've done ship like that. I'll admit it. What do

985
00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: you feel about the nepo baby stuff? Like I like

986
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: the call out, but I and I don't feel bad

987
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 1: for them. But I don't think the we they don't

988
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:01,560
Speaker 1: deserve to work or something. Yeah, I think that the

989
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: term is too broad. Also, like Evan rachel Wood was

990
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 1: called a neppo baby, but her parents were like theater

991
00:50:09,239 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 1: in the theater and like working as stage. My dad

992
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: is emblazing. I did get a leg up. I did

993
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: get a leg up. My dad is a performer and

994
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,520
Speaker 1: encouraged me to perform. I'm a little bit of an

995
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:21,640
Speaker 1: Eppo baby, Like I had a leg up in terms

996
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: of My parents had musical instruments around. They like performing, um,

997
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: they like good TV. They so I benefited from that

998
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 1: where some people grew up with parents who had no

999
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: culture around them and they still made it. Let's talk

1000
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,759
Speaker 1: about Yeah, Phoebe Bridger, she's called an Eppo baby. Her

1001
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: dad was like a lighting guy on sets. It's like,

1002
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: I don't know that these Yeah, I think you're right.

1003
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: It's here in the industry, and you have power to

1004
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: give a job to someone over someone else, you know,

1005
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: someone that you're related to, then sure there's nepotism there,

1006
00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: but I think they just threw a bunch of people

1007
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:59,439
Speaker 1: in because it made for it was at article. Yeah,

1008
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,360
Speaker 1: and it's just fun to hate people you're jealous of.

1009
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:05,240
Speaker 1: This is the bottom line about everything. Like any hatred

1010
00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: you ever have towards someone you don't know that's a

1011
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: celebrity you're jealous or they're showing some quality that you

1012
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: don't like about yourself. This goes for me. Anything you

1013
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: hear about like one day you're like Nicki's annoying today,

1014
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: it's probably because I'm exhibiting something that your mom did

1015
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,320
Speaker 1: or that you do. When you really don't like yourself,

1016
00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 1: and that's why. And it's the same goes for me.

1017
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 1: And whenever I don't like a celebrity, it's generally because

1018
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 1: I'm jealous of them and um and also I feel

1019
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: like there is a bit of a meritocracy once you

1020
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 1: get into the business. Okay, let's say you get a

1021
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 1: role because your dad is Judd apataw Mad Appatau wouldn't

1022
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:47,120
Speaker 1: continue working unless she was good, you know, like, I

1023
00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: don't think we would tolerate it. And I don't think

1024
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:53,040
Speaker 1: Judd would be putting his kids in movies unless they

1025
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: could do it good job. I got everything that I got,

1026
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: um up until you know, may be seven years ago,

1027
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:06,000
Speaker 1: was Amy Schumer inside Amy Schumer train Wreck. I feel

1028
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:09,080
Speaker 1: pretty every single credit I had, all the biggest theaters

1029
00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 1: I'd performed in were opening for Amy. Amy Amy me

1030
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: was I a friend, oh baby, Like I don't know.

1031
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:17,279
Speaker 1: It was all because of my connection to her, And

1032
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 1: she would always say, I'm not putting you in this

1033
00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: movie because you're my friend. I'm putting you in it

1034
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 1: because I think you're talented. And I really believed her.

1035
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: But you know, it's I did get that connection because

1036
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,360
Speaker 1: we were friends, and so you know, I don't know.

1037
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 1: I think it's just another way that we can just

1038
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,759
Speaker 1: hate people that, um we're jealous of. And there's this

1039
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 1: quote in The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo that I

1040
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 1: loved that she was just like, if people don't hate you,

1041
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: how famous are you really? Like if you got people

1042
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 1: are gonna hate you if you're famous, And not that

1043
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 1: that's anything I really want to be. You know, last

1044
00:52:50,719 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: night was a perfect amount of fame. You know got

1045
00:52:53,719 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 1: on I didn't get on the JumboTron, but I got

1046
00:52:56,120 --> 00:53:00,680
Speaker 1: on the you know, well, the announcers were doing the game,

1047
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: and like during a time out, they like put the

1048
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: camera on me and on the JumboTron they were doing

1049
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: this thing called the um they're doing like Twist and shout.

1050
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: They were playing Twist and shout and so they were

1051
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 1: like filming people like twisting and shouting. And so I

1052
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 1: was dancing just in case the camera came on me,

1053
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 1: because I didn't want to look like one of those

1054
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: people that's just like not having fun. So and just

1055
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,960
Speaker 1: and I was just twisting show I like that song,

1056
00:53:20,600 --> 00:53:22,279
Speaker 1: and so they kind of put the camera on me.

1057
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,319
Speaker 1: And if I felt that was a perfect celebrity moment

1058
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: of like, I love what I'm being filmed, and I

1059
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 1: don't know it as much as like the paparazzi are

1060
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: horrible people. I like being popped. I love that you're

1061
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: going out so much and having fun. And it sounds

1062
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: like you're like really into being home and getting you know,

1063
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: more grounded with your family and your dude. Life sounds good.

1064
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: It is good. I'm going to see Poppy and Arlo

1065
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: at their gymnastics today and going to watch them, and

1066
00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 1: that's gonna be so fun because all I love videos

1067
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: on Reddit and TikTok and stuff, whether it's like a

1068
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 1: little kid at a recital and they see their pair

1069
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 1: or someone they know and they start to get so

1070
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: excited they start to cry. And I think that's gonna

1071
00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 1: be today. I think they'll be so excited to see me.

1072
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: Let's go to break and come back with more right

1073
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: after that. Alright, Noah, let's play um a little game

1074
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: called Collection of Kids. It's been so says getting ready

1075
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,560
Speaker 1: for some kids. Okay, so it's been a while since

1076
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: we played Collections because and we're kind of changing it.

1077
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 1: No one's gonna read things off and we are going

1078
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: to decide whether or not they are or not? And

1079
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,360
Speaker 1: you know is because is if you something that you

1080
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 1: would not do unless there are people around, that you

1081
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,560
Speaker 1: do to be perceived as cool, it really is just

1082
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 1: sarcastic cool. So you just say cool with sarcasm like

1083
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,959
Speaker 1: and it's judgmental. And it's great to yell at people

1084
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 1: who rab their engines when they peel out of parking lots.

1085
00:54:55,480 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 1: And let's talk about some kids and see if these

1086
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:01,080
Speaker 1: things are okay. So tell me if this is last night?

1087
00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 1: What was the award show that was on the Golden

1088
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:07,600
Speaker 1: Club Golden Globes? All right? So U House of Dragon

1089
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 1: actress Millie Alcock had a seemingly tipsy demeanor while on

1090
00:55:12,719 --> 00:55:17,239
Speaker 1: stage with co star Emma Darcy and director Miguel Sapatnik,

1091
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 1: so as the director accepted the award for Best Television Series.

1092
00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: Throughout his speech, Alcock was giggling and she was pointing

1093
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:27,759
Speaker 1: to someone in the audience and putting her finger in

1094
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: her mouth like very salty, like definitely intoxicated. I'm going

1095
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 1: to call this a kid. I need to see the footage,

1096
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna go off and say kid, because drinking

1097
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 1: makes you kind of care like when it opens up

1098
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: this part of you that's like, you know, we've all

1099
00:55:46,160 --> 00:55:48,880
Speaker 1: been drunk and been like I'm so hot, like you

1100
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: just feel hot or you feel sexier. And if she's

1101
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 1: putting her hand in her mouth when she's on stage

1102
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:59,920
Speaker 1: and like smiling and pulling focus, ok, I gotta call

1103
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,560
Speaker 1: to what do you guys think? My first instinct was like,

1104
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 1: not just like self conscious, I think self aware. I

1105
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,879
Speaker 1: think she's like nervous. So she's trying to be like, ah,

1106
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,800
Speaker 1: this is like not that great of a moment, Like

1107
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: maybe she's nervous about all the attention. Yeah, I'd like

1108
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:23,239
Speaker 1: to see the footage. Let's review it. Okay, here we go.

1109
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: She's kind of like laughing to herself, cutting her mouth. Um, okay,

1110
00:56:37,040 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: I'm changing my mind. Not so Cad. No, she's not.

1111
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 1: She looks like she truly doesn't know. But anyone will

1112
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 1: see this. So the person you hear laughing is the

1113
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: person that's filming this. Yeah, she totally doesn't look okay,

1114
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,960
Speaker 1: So I thought she was doing it to get attention.

1115
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: I've been someone that does this. I'm not gonna lie.

1116
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,040
Speaker 1: I know people are watching me, even though it looks

1117
00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,759
Speaker 1: like I don't know, people are watching me. You know,

1118
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: I'm aware, and you try to like look hotter than

1119
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: you are, like would be if you just no one

1120
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: was watching you. That did this seemed like she actually

1121
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,400
Speaker 1: thought all the attention was on this guy. She was

1122
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,919
Speaker 1: just hanging onto someone. She looked totally in her own world.

1123
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: I am going to deem this not ca okay. And

1124
00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:25,960
Speaker 1: I think my initial assessment was jealous. Jealous because you

1125
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:30,520
Speaker 1: want to be drunk or win an award both. That's

1126
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: going to the Critics Choice Awards on Sunday, and I'm

1127
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: gonna find out if I win for Best Comedy Special

1128
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: from H Special Good Clean Filth. I was nominated, um,

1129
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 1: and I find out thanks on Saturday if I wont,

1130
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,760
Speaker 1: because it's like it won't be presented at the awards

1131
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: like at the main award. It's like a red carpet.

1132
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,040
Speaker 1: It's still award, but it's not one of the main ones.

1133
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:52,360
Speaker 1: So I'll find out on Saturday if I won. But

1134
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: I had to tell them if I was going to

1135
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,400
Speaker 1: go on like weeks ago, and I'm like, just tell

1136
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 1: me if I want. I don't want to show up

1137
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:03,480
Speaker 1: to this thing Sunday knowing I haven't won, which I

1138
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 1: don't think I'm gonna win, and I'm not going. And

1139
00:58:06,080 --> 00:58:09,240
Speaker 1: I realized I'm not going because I'm I'm gonna win,

1140
00:58:09,440 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: and I want I'm going because I want to wear

1141
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: a pretty dress, I want to go to a red

1142
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: carpet event, I want to have good stories about running

1143
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: into celebrities, and I want to just have fun. So

1144
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 1: I'm going much like I'm going to the gymnastics thing today.

1145
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: I just want to go to have fun. I don't

1146
00:58:22,160 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 1: care about winning. I really don't think I'm going to win,

1147
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 1: and um, and that's I'm sticking to it. But I

1148
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: can get to some of these awards shows. They want

1149
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: to know the attendance so that they can give you

1150
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,920
Speaker 1: an award, like they're not going to give an award

1151
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: sometimes to people that don't show up. No, this one

1152
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 1: isn't one of those. It's already determined. And so I'll

1153
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:42,760
Speaker 1: find out on Saturday when we're in Maine this weekend.

1154
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: We're in Albany Tomorrow night, UM Thursday and Friday night.

1155
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:50,440
Speaker 1: Two shows in al Beaneath Thursday and Friday, and then

1156
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:53,360
Speaker 1: Saturday in Maine. Two shows. First one is sold out,

1157
00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: only single tickets available, and then the second show very

1158
00:58:56,600 --> 00:58:59,200
Speaker 1: close to selling out. I'm so excited Portland Vane at

1159
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,840
Speaker 1: the State Theater, so I will see you guys there. Um, okay,

1160
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 1: let's keep going with kiss Okay, Kaylee Coo coo and

1161
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:13,160
Speaker 1: Tom Pelfrey. Okay, do you know what this is? No,

1162
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just no. You have to shade. I

1163
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: have to. I think she's okay, but I also think

1164
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: she's actually extremely talented. But I do think there's actually

1165
00:59:23,480 --> 00:59:24,880
Speaker 1: you know what, I go back and forth on her,

1166
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:27,160
Speaker 1: and you know what, I'm just jealous. I'll say that

1167
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 1: because I got it out all over the place. Okay,

1168
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: tell me what she Okay. According to Jezebel, they threw

1169
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: a bat ship baby shower. And the reason why Brad

1170
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: Pitt was there, No, well yes he was. But the

1171
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: reason why I would say it's bat shit is because

1172
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: if you were in l A over the weekend and

1173
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 1: you looked up at the sky, you saw four hundred

1174
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:53,919
Speaker 1: units of drones make images in the sky. Um. One

1175
00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:57,960
Speaker 1: was a stork carrying a baby with the words big

1176
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: Baby City below it, And there was one was a

1177
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: come shot like why don't we just talk about how

1178
01:00:02,680 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: this baby really got made? One was the other one

1179
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: was like two two gigantic parents holding the hands of

1180
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: a toddler between them, and this was all for their

1181
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,720
Speaker 1: baby shower. Um, no, I think that drone stuff is

1182
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: I mean cool, actually cool, Like I think, like, yeah,

1183
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. I think it's kind of I

1184
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: mean it's a definitely excessive and stupid and a waste

1185
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: of money, you know, but I kind of think it's cool.

1186
01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,000
Speaker 1: Like I do think it's cool. But I do think

1187
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,160
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt coming to your baby shower, And like, I

1188
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: just think Hollywood friends like people that are like, we're

1189
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:43,880
Speaker 1: best friends and we're famous. No you're not. I kind

1190
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,240
Speaker 1: of don't believe it. I think that so many friendships

1191
01:00:46,280 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 1: are fake. I think there's a couple that are actually real,

1192
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: but I think most Hollywood friendships are publicity stunts. And

1193
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,920
Speaker 1: I think that that one was a big one. Um,

1194
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 1: especially like Brad Pitt coming. I don't even know why

1195
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,640
Speaker 1: he was there, but um, what do I know? I

1196
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: think may maybe she does have great, great friends, but

1197
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: again jealous. She's been married like four times. She's always

1198
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,400
Speaker 1: like marrying like a hot guy who like seems to

1199
01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: love her a lot. She can cut her hair and

1200
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 1: really look cute, into a pixie cut. She's a really

1201
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:18,320
Speaker 1: talented actress. She's had huge success in everything she touches. Um,

1202
01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,280
Speaker 1: and now she's pregnant and I'm trying to freeze my

1203
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: eggs and it's a whole thing. So it's all jealousy.

1204
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:26,959
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna say cool. Not What about Drone Show? Okay?

1205
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:30,480
Speaker 1: Same for you? All right? All right? Um? How about

1206
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck was seen filming some kid for Duncan Donut

1207
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,680
Speaker 1: Duncan Donuts in his hometown of Boston. Do you really

1208
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 1: need more money? Do you really need more? We already

1209
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:43,880
Speaker 1: see with Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks cups every single day.

1210
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: We know you love Duncan hold. I thought about this

1211
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: this morning as I was washing my face. How much

1212
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:51,120
Speaker 1: money he went to a drive through and worked to

1213
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: drive through it a Duncan. It was a whole stunt

1214
01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:57,480
Speaker 1: coffee through the drive through. And apparently it's for a

1215
01:01:57,600 --> 01:02:01,080
Speaker 1: commercial that they're speculating is for the Pro Bowl Super Bowl.

1216
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,440
Speaker 1: How much money were you offered? Why do you need

1217
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,120
Speaker 1: more money? One of us though Nike. He was working

1218
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 1: the drive through. He's one of us. Yeah, he's so

1219
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,600
Speaker 1: one of us. Listen, it's funny It's interesting you go

1220
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 1: through the drive through. Ben Affleck is there. You should

1221
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: have been tipped off by all the cameras filming you

1222
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 1: as you went through the drive through. Um, I just think.

1223
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,480
Speaker 1: I just look at some of these things and I go,

1224
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:27,000
Speaker 1: how much money did you need to get paid for this?

1225
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 1: You're going to see me do some endorsements this year,

1226
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: because you know things are coming in for me to

1227
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,880
Speaker 1: like promote stuff, and You're gonna go, how much money

1228
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:37,960
Speaker 1: would And I'm gonna say, it's a lot, you know,

1229
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,240
Speaker 1: and I need it. I'm still on the oven up.

1230
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,800
Speaker 1: I'm still trying to create a nest egg. Ben Affleck

1231
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: doesn't need more money, but you know what, it might

1232
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,440
Speaker 1: have been a cute idea. And he does love Duncans,

1233
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:51,720
Speaker 1: so actually not, I went full circle on this. I

1234
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:54,600
Speaker 1: like it. I think it's good. I just roll my

1235
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: eyes at those two, um and again jealous. I just

1236
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:01,840
Speaker 1: think he is adorable and I love how affectionate they

1237
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,360
Speaker 1: are with each other. I study their hand placements when

1238
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: they're walking down the street. He's seems like a good

1239
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:11,840
Speaker 1: step dad. He seems like a good dad. He's hot,

1240
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: she's hot, And yeah, okay, I'm totally unbarred. It's cool.

1241
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:19,600
Speaker 1: But I gotta say, like, there are some things that

1242
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 1: I just think celebrities just take it down. We don't

1243
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:25,400
Speaker 1: need you to have a tequila brand there. Everyone's so greedy,

1244
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: everyone's all you know, just be more savvy when you

1245
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,000
Speaker 1: buy things from celebrities. Try to see if it's really

1246
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:35,880
Speaker 1: something that they actually enjoy. Um. But duncan. We've seen

1247
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: him spot it with it a lot, so I think

1248
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:41,000
Speaker 1: it's actually this is cool, Okay. I think if it's

1249
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 1: not an AD, it's kept. But if it is an AD,

1250
01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:47,960
Speaker 1: it's fine. Interesting. So you think he's just working the

1251
01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: register for what to be like plicity, to be like

1252
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:54,560
Speaker 1: we're so down to earth, then that to me is

1253
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: like get over yourself. But if it's an AD, if

1254
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:01,160
Speaker 1: he's working, if there it's gonna be something it okay, okay,

1255
01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:07,040
Speaker 1: all right, it's fair. Alright, final thought. Okay, So the

1256
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 1: last story, Kim Kay's former media strategist claims that the

1257
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:21,520
Speaker 1: infamous flower bomb attack was actually a manufactured media moment.

1258
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: I can't believe a PR person is able to say

1259
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: behind the scenes of what happens, And you know what,

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01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,600
Speaker 1: this should open everyone's fucking eyes. If this is true.

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01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:36,080
Speaker 1: So Kim Kardashian. All the Kardashians do, by the way,

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01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: is distract from bad news with stories. They try to

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01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,120
Speaker 1: stay in the headlines. Someone on demis on the subreddit.

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01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,120
Speaker 1: So this is what happened. Kim Kardashian got attacked with

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01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,000
Speaker 1: Flower for wearing like for or something, you know, like

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01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,800
Speaker 1: they and people are constantly trying to make vegans look

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01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:53,720
Speaker 1: crazy and Peter look insane, and so this was if

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01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,840
Speaker 1: this was not a person from Peter who did this,

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01:04:56,200 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: And now Peter's catching flak for it because afterwards Um

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01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:04,640
Speaker 1: Courtney and Chloe made statements of like Peter, you like,

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01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,920
Speaker 1: how dare you do this to my sister? And you

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01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,720
Speaker 1: try to stand up for animal rights and yet you

1273
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,480
Speaker 1: treat people this way Like Peter got dragged for this.

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01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,120
Speaker 1: That was a PR stunt because she was also trying

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01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,760
Speaker 1: to recover from something. No, what did it say in

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01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,720
Speaker 1: the article what she was trying to spin it was

1277
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: some bad press she got and so then she needed

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01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: to be portrayed as the victim. It didn't say, but

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01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:29,560
Speaker 1: he just said that she would do that. She specifically

1280
01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:33,400
Speaker 1: told him she would do anything to get famous. Yes,

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01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:36,520
Speaker 1: and again I don't fault her for that. That was

1282
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:40,480
Speaker 1: always a goal of hers. She was very um, she's

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01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:43,240
Speaker 1: been very outspoken about that, and like that is what

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01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,600
Speaker 1: she wanted when she was a child, is what she's

1285
01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: always what she wanted was to become famous. She fucking

1286
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:51,160
Speaker 1: did it. But it should make everyone so much more

1287
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: like a little conspiracy theorist about everything celebrities do, because relationships, um, breakups,

1288
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: stunts like this, someone throwing flowers, someone being victimized. If

1289
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,919
Speaker 1: you ever are going for a celebrity going ah, think

1290
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:10,040
Speaker 1: about think about that because that is a great wasn't

1291
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:15,640
Speaker 1: gluten free? So they called the PR person to do

1292
01:06:15,800 --> 01:06:17,760
Speaker 1: this to them, and then they would take their PR

1293
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,600
Speaker 1: person organized. What can we do to get people on

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01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,680
Speaker 1: your side because there's some bad press where people are

1295
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 1: talking about you. All an inside job. It's all an

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01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:33,000
Speaker 1: inside job, he claims. Yes, the Kardashians are saying that

1297
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 1: they still believe the blame was on Peter. Yeah, well

1298
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,200
Speaker 1: let me say this too, that someone in the Demoi

1299
01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,880
Speaker 1: subred it was like, I think that this being leaked

1300
01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:46,640
Speaker 1: is a PR scheme by the Kardashians to stay in

1301
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:49,520
Speaker 1: the news, that we shouldn't even trust this story of

1302
01:06:49,640 --> 01:06:52,080
Speaker 1: it being a like, this is how conniving they are,

1303
01:06:52,160 --> 01:06:55,560
Speaker 1: and this is how calculated they are. And you know

1304
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: in their new E show which on Your Loves like

1305
01:06:59,280 --> 01:07:01,439
Speaker 1: she would she would often say to me, they're really

1306
01:07:01,520 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 1: showing like a lot of stuff that you're like, wow,

1307
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 1: this like is behind the scenes, Like they're showing more

1308
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: than the show. Like you really get a sense that

1309
01:07:09,600 --> 01:07:12,240
Speaker 1: they're like they're really giving up something of themselves. And

1310
01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:15,640
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, no, this is all anything you

1311
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:21,000
Speaker 1: see that, you go, wow, they really were vulnerable here.

1312
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: It was organized to be so. Even the fight between

1313
01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: Kim and Courtney. If you remember that fight and there's

1314
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 1: a fucking brawl and you go, why would they air this?

1315
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:32,320
Speaker 1: Can you only imagine the stuff they don't air if

1316
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:35,120
Speaker 1: they aired that that they needed that that was that,

1317
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 1: I mean, that is still making the rounds. It's a

1318
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:40,200
Speaker 1: huge moment, and they know. The Kardashians know that any

1319
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,440
Speaker 1: bad press, it gets you in the it gets you

1320
01:07:42,480 --> 01:07:46,480
Speaker 1: in headlines, people talk about you, and then eventually people forget.

1321
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: People do not associate. I'm not saying that sex tapes

1322
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:53,479
Speaker 1: being leaked are not a really terrible thing for people

1323
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 1: that actually deal with the trauma of it and being

1324
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,520
Speaker 1: mocked for it and aren't in control of it. People

1325
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,840
Speaker 1: like Paris Hilton, who did not orchestrate her own but

1326
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 1: people like Kevin Kardashian, who there's so much evidence saying

1327
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,840
Speaker 1: that she did orchestrate it and that her family did.

1328
01:08:07,520 --> 01:08:09,840
Speaker 1: They they are smart. They know that that wasn't going

1329
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,120
Speaker 1: to define her forever. Yes, it is a joke that

1330
01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,280
Speaker 1: is made constantly about her, but when you think of

1331
01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:16,679
Speaker 1: the Kardashians, you don't think of that sex tape. It's

1332
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 1: not It is just part of their story, but it

1333
01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:21,519
Speaker 1: is not the whole story where you would think a

1334
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: sex tape that would just be who you are from

1335
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,280
Speaker 1: now on. Even Chris Rock getting slapped, I go, man,

1336
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 1: this is going to be his legacy. I've already when

1337
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 1: I hear Chris Rock, I don't think about the slap, right.

1338
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 1: The Kardashians understand that we move on from things quickly,

1339
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:41,120
Speaker 1: So really look with a discerning eye at anything you

1340
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:44,639
Speaker 1: see out of out of them or anyone who's mega famous.

1341
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,479
Speaker 1: It is all calculated, you guys. And even Taylor Swift,

1342
01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:50,360
Speaker 1: I like, now have to look at everything that comes

1343
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:55,400
Speaker 1: out of her camp as like this is this she

1344
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 1: wanted us to see this. This is not you know,

1345
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,000
Speaker 1: I get to know Taylor Swift, the true Taylor Swift

1346
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: through her music. That is how she lets me into

1347
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,880
Speaker 1: her diary. It is not through like leaks of her

1348
01:09:06,960 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 1: doing like I'm going to take you backstage in the

1349
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: special session, like that's more you know, performative with you know,

1350
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,840
Speaker 1: no shade. It's fine, but I just remember on you,

1351
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:20,160
Speaker 1: do you still maintain that the show is like do

1352
01:09:20,280 --> 01:09:22,479
Speaker 1: you think it's calculated or do you think they really

1353
01:09:22,560 --> 01:09:26,000
Speaker 1: because they sign off on everything they're in the edit? Oh, completely,

1354
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,439
Speaker 1: it's all produced by them too. I think no. I

1355
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: was gonna send you They're so in charge of their

1356
01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: image and everything they're doing. It's they're like swifty geniuses.

1357
01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,559
Speaker 1: I was going to send you a thing I saw

1358
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,400
Speaker 1: on Instagram the other day of Kim talking about how

1359
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: she's shielding her kids from all this terrible press about

1360
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:44,760
Speaker 1: their father and she will never say a bad thing

1361
01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:49,400
Speaker 1: about uh, their father. And I was like on the

1362
01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:51,080
Speaker 1: verge of tears about to send it to you and

1363
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,920
Speaker 1: being like her life is so hard, and then I

1364
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 1: stopped myself almost like god, damn it, they got me,

1365
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: you know, And I really do like him. I think

1366
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,600
Speaker 1: she's actu probably a really sweet person. And I have

1367
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:04,479
Speaker 1: friends who have worked on her show and worked on

1368
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:07,240
Speaker 1: those shows, both the E one and the Hulu one,

1369
01:10:07,479 --> 01:10:10,680
Speaker 1: and they say by far insider info from people who

1370
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,800
Speaker 1: really know what's happening and like spoke to me as

1371
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,080
Speaker 1: a real person. Kim is the nicest of all of them.

1372
01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:18,920
Speaker 1: Kim is always nice, streets everyone worth respect. She is

1373
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,439
Speaker 1: the nicest. So I will always like Kim for just

1374
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,240
Speaker 1: being nice to crew members as much as the other

1375
01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,880
Speaker 1: family members maybe aren't so much that way. Not going

1376
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: to name names, but you probably know who um and

1377
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 1: Kim is the nicest and um, but she did have

1378
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: a c g I tier that they put into the

1379
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:38,519
Speaker 1: Hulu one. It was on TikTok. Just type in Kim

1380
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,600
Speaker 1: Guardashian c g I tear. It is a c g

1381
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:44,840
Speaker 1: I tar you guys. They spent thousands of dollars to

1382
01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:49,599
Speaker 1: ever cry. It was so funny, UM, because I thought

1383
01:10:49,640 --> 01:10:52,240
Speaker 1: there's no way and UM, I didn't get confirmation from

1384
01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: that from the producers that I know, but they didn't

1385
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,280
Speaker 1: not say it. Do you know what I'm saying? I go,

1386
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: did you guys, c G I tar and she's like,

1387
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:03,320
Speaker 1: what do you think, Nikki, do you think kim got

1388
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:07,960
Speaker 1: the Paris cooking set? That's hot? Um? Yeah? I actually

1389
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:10,800
Speaker 1: probably think she did get it. Um yeah. And I

1390
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,280
Speaker 1: bet Kimaria she is the most a SMR voice ever

1391
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:15,479
Speaker 1: And I love when she does like unboxings and things

1392
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: that she gets and it's like, oh, look at this packaging.

1393
01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,000
Speaker 1: It's so nice, like they all have like release. I

1394
01:11:21,080 --> 01:11:25,240
Speaker 1: love their voices there. I mean, they're they're captivating. Have

1395
01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:30,720
Speaker 1: you ever watched the Kardashians Noah, I think like a long, long,

1396
01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,519
Speaker 1: long time ago, like probably some of the first couple

1397
01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: of seasons. But you know, but how I you know

1398
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 1: everything about them though, right? I know enough, you know,

1399
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:43,800
Speaker 1: like through having to do like news gossip stories. But

1400
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:49,040
Speaker 1: I like that comedian who impersonates them because she's so accurate.

1401
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 1: I can't I can't recall her name off the top

1402
01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:55,200
Speaker 1: of my head. God, we gotta find it. So I

1403
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,519
Speaker 1: haven't posted her all the time, and I can't remember

1404
01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:59,160
Speaker 1: her name either. I mean I follow her, but I

1405
01:11:59,200 --> 01:12:00,640
Speaker 1: follow a lot of people, so I don't know how

1406
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:03,719
Speaker 1: to find it. But she is so good, Hey dolls,

1407
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:06,800
Speaker 1: And there was shaking their salads and like, kem, I

1408
01:12:07,479 --> 01:12:11,360
Speaker 1: believe you would ever say that you don't want dressing

1409
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:16,280
Speaker 1: on your salad, Like that's so rude. Uri Lama's Bella

1410
01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:21,240
Speaker 1: Uri Lamas Bella. No, I think it's her, really, that

1411
01:12:21,360 --> 01:12:26,439
Speaker 1: does not sound like Uri. Yes, it's her, it's her, Uri.

1412
01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it is her. You're you think? Good job

1413
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:33,080
Speaker 1: on you? Why you are I l A M A

1414
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:37,600
Speaker 1: S b E L l Auri Lama Spella she is

1415
01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:41,320
Speaker 1: in was better than they are doing this. I agree.

1416
01:12:41,479 --> 01:12:44,000
Speaker 1: I agree. She is one of the best impressionists I've

1417
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,640
Speaker 1: ever seen, especially for their Kardashians. Um okay, so we

1418
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:49,439
Speaker 1: gotta go. Um. I got a full day ahead of me.

1419
01:12:49,439 --> 01:12:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm heading to my voice lesson UM and I'm scared

1420
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:56,080
Speaker 1: of being late because he is strict and like confronted

1421
01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: being The other day, I was like, we need to

1422
01:12:57,360 --> 01:13:00,640
Speaker 1: talk about something and I was like yeah, and He's like,

1423
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: before we get started, I need us to have a

1424
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,840
Speaker 1: good line of communication. And I was thinking, like did

1425
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 1: I say something about him on the podcast that was

1426
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,360
Speaker 1: like negative? Like did he hear? I'm like, oh no,

1427
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,160
Speaker 1: And he's like, we need to have a talk and

1428
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, he goes, I need to know that you're

1429
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:16,160
Speaker 1: going to show up to class. And I was two

1430
01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:17,479
Speaker 1: minutes later, and I go, it can't be. That was

1431
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,800
Speaker 1: two minutes late, Like this is not And it wasn't

1432
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:21,439
Speaker 1: that he was. I just hadn't paid him yet and

1433
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm just used to like paying people in Venmo when

1434
01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 1: they send a request. But he has this whole system

1435
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: through his computer. And I was like, oh my god,

1436
01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:28,640
Speaker 1: like I'm good for the money, like I could, I

1437
01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,000
Speaker 1: could pay you cash, and he goes, you don't have

1438
01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,639
Speaker 1: that much caution and I was like, I think I might.

1439
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,400
Speaker 1: Like I was so scared, but it was good because

1440
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:37,880
Speaker 1: I needed I really like, like he's like, this is

1441
01:13:37,920 --> 01:13:39,680
Speaker 1: like college. You gotta show up for class. You're not

1442
01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:41,680
Speaker 1: gonna make up quizzes. Like I'm not gonna like make

1443
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,960
Speaker 1: exceptions for you. So I'm in like a voice teacher

1444
01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,040
Speaker 1: boot camp and I gotta go now because I'm gonna

1445
01:13:47,040 --> 01:13:51,679
Speaker 1: be late and I don't want to be just like college.

1446
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:58,880
Speaker 1: Except yeah, and I can't blow him for an egg. Alright, guys,

1447
01:13:58,920 --> 01:14:00,720
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you so much for listening to

1448
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 1: the show this week. We will be back next week

1449
01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: um with more, and come see us on tour. This weekend.

1450
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:09,919
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Albany, two shows Thursday, Friday and Saturday,

1451
01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,800
Speaker 1: two shows in Portland, Maine. And we'll see you there

1452
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,920
Speaker 1: and watch the Critics Choice Awards on Sunday if it's

1453
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:18,439
Speaker 1: airing somewhere, because I'll be there. Um, and thank you

1454
01:14:18,479 --> 01:14:20,000
Speaker 1: so much to listening to the show. I love you guys,

1455
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: And don't be kit and flat find showing mis cabbage. Yes,