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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? How are you good? Good? I'm glad that

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Speaker 1: you're good. You want to tell us a dirty little secret? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: go for it. Man, can't wait to hear it. My um.

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Speaker 1: Dirty little secret is one drunken night I like. I

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Speaker 1: started at a bar and I started French kissing, like

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Speaker 1: my best friend's mom, and one one thing left to

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Speaker 1: another and we ended up Adam Park and we ended

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Speaker 1: up having sex with Park. What's your best friend's mom? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my best friend's mom at Adam Park. Are you still

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Speaker 1: best friends? Yeah? You don't know about it to this day,

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Speaker 1: it's like fifteen years later, I don't know about it,

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Speaker 1: Jubil Bright, you understand that, you know drunken night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've had a lot of drunken nights in my life.

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Speaker 1: I never hooked up with my best friend's mom though,

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Speaker 1: Yeah you remember? Yeah? Who knows? I mean there are

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Speaker 1: some nights I don't remember. And if he did, it

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Speaker 1: wouldn't be in a park. Well, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you looked up on people's doorside, this is true. I

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Speaker 1: take that back. I've done something apart before, but when

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Speaker 1: I was because he was there. He was couldn't go

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Speaker 1: back to her house because her daughter was there. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: Oh I got you. So he was hanging out of

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Speaker 1: your house. His sister was at her house. So we're

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Speaker 1: in the park, picnic table in a bargain lot. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: all right, so he didn't get up. So what did

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Speaker 1: I mean? Do you still have to see her? Like

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Speaker 1: the front of her? I mean actually eight hours later

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Speaker 1: I had to see her. That was the weirdest part

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Speaker 1: of my life. Where did you have to see her at?

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Speaker 1: I was with my bad friend. Sure, I'm sure you've

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Speaker 1: seen her a lot since Yeah, since then, I saw

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Speaker 1: her a lot. Have you guys hooked up other than

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Speaker 1: that one time? No? Just one time. But still it

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Speaker 1: was weird. Yeah, that would be weird and an awesome story,

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Speaker 1: no matter what I mean. You know, not a lot

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Speaker 1: of people have that story. You're bad. You can't share

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Speaker 1: the story with your best friend for you, oh, no

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Speaker 1: question for you. Would you do it again? Probably? Not? Oh? Wow? Wow?

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Speaker 1: Too old? No, she got fat? Oh god, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Well thank you for telling me your little secret man.

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Speaker 1: Have a good one, man, you too, that good? Some

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Speaker 1: of that stuff out, but trust me. It's as funny

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Speaker 1: as it sounds. English. Haven't just walked back in You

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Speaker 1: just missed. You just to the longest crop of your

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Speaker 1: life on accident, missed the most epic, dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: we've had yet. We have to be about a couple

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Speaker 1: of things. He said that he his best friends and

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Speaker 1: then at a park in a park one time, only

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Speaker 1: one time, because he hasn't done it since because she

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Speaker 1: got too fast. That's what you've done it again. She

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Speaker 1: was his best friend doesn't know. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: guessing they're not friends anymore. He sees the mom all

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Speaker 1: the time. So if you had the same option to

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Speaker 1: do to one of your friends moms, who would that be? Oh? Well,

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Speaker 1: you got to have friends first, I guess. Yeah, if

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Speaker 1: you had to be different English, even if you had

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Speaker 1: to do that with one of your friend's mom's, what

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Speaker 1: friend would you choose? Stop a name? Not choosing that.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not saying who it is so to

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Speaker 1: do that? You have one? No, I'm in a relationship

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Speaker 1: you like. I used to tell my friends I would

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Speaker 1: want to sleep with their dads. Okay, okay, Christian, which

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Speaker 1: friend Meredith had a principal dad? Grow? When we were

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Speaker 1: in like high school, and I was like, I wish

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Speaker 1: he'd take me to the office, and you know what

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Speaker 1: she did laughed. Its theoretical. Theoretically speaking, then I would

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Speaker 1: say who's the best looking? Let me think quickly. I

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Speaker 1: just think it's some uncomfortable right now, because English even

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Speaker 1: obviously wants to hook up with all of his friend's

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Speaker 1: moms talked about he just can't pick which one show

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Speaker 1: on demand