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Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

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Speaker 1: one right here, Pop pop, right now could be yours.

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Speaker 1: You never know, you never know. Buckle up and hold

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. Thank you nephew. Subject loving in all the

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Speaker 1: wrong places. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm ashamed to even be

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Speaker 1: writing to you, so don't judge me. I'm a fifty

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Speaker 1: two year old man and my lady friend is fifteen

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Speaker 1: years younger than I am. I met her three months

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Speaker 1: ago and we had sex on the first date. It

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Speaker 1: was a blind date and my brother's wife set me

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Speaker 1: up on the date as a joke because I'm known

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Speaker 1: as a womanizer. I'm not proud of that nickname. But

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Speaker 1: in the past I would love them and leave them.

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Speaker 1: That's what I used to do, all right. So as

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Speaker 1: a joke, she told me that she had the perfect

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Speaker 1: woman for me. I was overjoyed when I met this

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Speaker 1: ready to go to get to the good part, which

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Speaker 1: was sex. We finished eating and she asked if I

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Speaker 1: had any condoms. I thought she was amazing. I didn't

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Speaker 1: expect it to be anything but a one night stand,

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Speaker 1: but I was so amazed by what she did to

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Speaker 1: going back for more. The first night, she took me

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Speaker 1: and it probably looked like we were just hugging and kissing,

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Speaker 1: but I was all up under her dress. After that

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Speaker 1: first night we had we had a few times, a

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Speaker 1: few times in her bedroom, on her couch and on

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Speaker 1: her back patio, but it's usually a spontaneous encounter when

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Speaker 1: we are out in public. I have had sex in

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Speaker 1: front of a hardware store, in the garden department, in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom of a coffee shot while a woman was

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Speaker 1: knocking on the door for us to hurry up, in

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Speaker 1: my car at work during my lunch break, and one

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Speaker 1: time at the movies. Recently, I'm too old to go

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Speaker 1: to jail for this kind of stuff, and the anxiety

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Speaker 1: makes it hard for me to perform. My sister in

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Speaker 1: law was right, this woman is too much for me.

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Speaker 1: How do I get her to have normal sex with me? Well, well,

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Speaker 1: the fifty two year old player, the ex womanizer is

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Speaker 1: caught up and tired after only three months. What happened you? Simply,

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Speaker 1: you just met your match, that's all. It's okay. You

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Speaker 1: asked us not to judge you in the letter, but

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Speaker 1: it kind of does sound like you're bragging about all

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Speaker 1: the sex you're getting. And I thought one night stands.

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Speaker 1: I thought you guys didn't like one night stands, and

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Speaker 1: I thought they were just that one night. But now

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Speaker 1: you're tripping. You have anxiety making it hard for you

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Speaker 1: to perform. Why don't you just leave her alone? You

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Speaker 1: can't do that, can you? And she's not too young

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Speaker 1: for you just because she's fifteen years younger, she's thirty seven,

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Speaker 1: she's too much for you. She's obviously not the normal

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Speaker 1: sex kind of woman. So unless you can continue to

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Speaker 1: keep up with her sex capades, she's probably gonna be

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Speaker 1: out when she gets bored. But isn't that what you

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Speaker 1: used to do? You said that you used to love

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Speaker 1: them and leave them. M M doesn't feel good when

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Speaker 1: the shoe is on the other foot, Now does it?

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Speaker 1: Does it? M? I think you should just, you know,

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Speaker 1: let her go because you can't keep up with her.

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Speaker 1: She's way too much for you. Your sister in law

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Speaker 1: knew it, and here we are. You can't perform the

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Speaker 1: way you want to perform. Leave her alone, she's too much, Steve. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: nice trash Sheerley. You know. No, I'm not going along

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Speaker 1: with yours. But I could tell you are very uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: responding to this letter right here. I, on other hand,

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Speaker 1: have no problem with this type of letter. I want

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Speaker 1: to thank the brother for writing in uh loving in

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Speaker 1: all the wrong places here. He said he was a

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Speaker 1: to judge him, you know, getting here with or what offending? Do?

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Speaker 1: What we do? You said, I got a new show,

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Speaker 1: judge Steve am. I not gonna judge you, boy. That's

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Speaker 1: what this letter is about. Now, you fifty two lady friend, uh,

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Speaker 1: fifteen years younger than me. Younger than you. You went

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Speaker 1: out on a blind date. Now here's what was confusing

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Speaker 1: to me. Uh, I met it was a blind date

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Speaker 1: and my brother's wife set it up as a joke.

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Speaker 1: What was the joke? I didn't I didn't get the

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Speaker 1: joke because she knows you'd be a womanizer, right, she

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Speaker 1: set this date up as a joke. I don't get

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Speaker 1: the joke. Your womanizer, and this is a kind of

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Speaker 1: woman she's setting you up with. You ought to be

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Speaker 1: able to handle it. Womanizer. Love them and leave them? Okay? Well,

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Speaker 1: I would love them and lead them. That's what I

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Speaker 1: used to do. Love what I wanted, what I used

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Speaker 1: to do. You rick them? I lated eyes on you

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Speaker 1: and let your game right. Oh, I had to lean back.

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Speaker 1: I didn't even see that coming. You didn't. As soon

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Speaker 1: as I read that line, I would love them and

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Speaker 1: leave them. You can't love boy. I took a drink

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Speaker 1: of water right then, almost you? Yes, I told you first.

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Speaker 1: All right, hold that note, Hold that note. He thinks

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Speaker 1: he loving in the wrong places. I have some suggests. Okay,

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Speaker 1: all right, Well we'll have part two of Steve's response

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Speaker 1: coming up with twenty three minutes after be our today's

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Speaker 1: Strawberry letter, subject loving and all the wrong places. We'll

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Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Steve Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on let's

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Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. Love Thing and all the Wrong

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Speaker 1: Places is the subject. Well, your voice is tired from

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Speaker 1: all that hollering. Oh that ain't nothing to me. Shelon

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Speaker 1: one more time, hey, by Shelly on command. You don't

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Speaker 1: even understand. See now, you you you remember when Timmy

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Speaker 1: used to do notes and stuff and then he called

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Speaker 1: because it throw him off. I live my life, Holly,

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Speaker 1: see Sherlan. I'm from the hood and I was skinned,

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Speaker 1: and when we moved to West Virginia, they used to

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Speaker 1: kids from the country. I used to run at top speed,

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Speaker 1: holland from my two brothers. Okay, all right, imagine running

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Speaker 1: to head back, knees up by chin, all stroking, Holly.

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Speaker 1: Somebody got it. So you know I've had my whole

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Speaker 1: life like that. Anyway, he went on to meet this

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Speaker 1: was straight up and said she was ready to get

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Speaker 1: to the good part. Oh. We finished eating and she

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Speaker 1: asked if I had any condo. I thought she was amazing.

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Speaker 1: I didn't expect to be anything but one night stand,

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Speaker 1: but I was so amazed at what she did to

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Speaker 1: from ore. The first night she took me down by

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Speaker 1: the lake behind the restaurant. We had sex on picnic table.

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Speaker 1: That ain't nothing. I don't I don't even know what

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Speaker 1: that is. That ain't at the picnic table. You know,

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Speaker 1: didn't he trust him? She sat on the table. It

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Speaker 1: probably looked like we were just hugging and kiss him,

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Speaker 1: but I was all up under the DRIs. Oh, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you ain't saying nothing right now? You know you

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Speaker 1: you fitted to look n Shirley did say. They're just

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Speaker 1: sounding me like you just trying to brag about where

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Speaker 1: you're having all this sex. After that first night, we

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Speaker 1: her bedroom and outside park on her couch and everybody

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Speaker 1: in the hand of you ain't saying nothing. You ain't

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Speaker 1: throwing nobody there, and on her back patio, and ain't

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Speaker 1: the patio chair back? There ain't a lounge you back downs,

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Speaker 1: chase line back down, the cushions back down. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to figure out where the track. No. I have notine impressed,

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Speaker 1: but as usual a spontaneous encounter when we out in public.

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Speaker 1: I've had sets in front of a hogware stow in

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Speaker 1: the guarden department. And have you Charley, just this far

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Speaker 1: right here? Won't to impress me? I have some ideas

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Speaker 1: you want to impress me? Tell me something I don't

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Speaker 1: the shop. That's the restaurant. And who ain't that? Who

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Speaker 1: ain't been in the restauranom who ain't been in the restaurant?

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Speaker 1: Coffee shop? Don't know the shop? What piece of ball? What?

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Speaker 1: What kitchen at the brown derby? What? What? What kitchen

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Speaker 1: at the brown Derby? While they were cooking other people food?

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Speaker 1: What you worked there? I didn't work now, I came

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Speaker 1: in through the back. What are you talking about? No?

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Speaker 1: In the corfee shop, woman knocking on the door, fuss

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Speaker 1: to harry up. Everybody wants you to her up. You

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom, in my card work break, who ain't

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Speaker 1: been in the car? And one time after movies, what

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Speaker 1: movies hapen? In the movie? Making a movie? Not making

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Speaker 1: that in the movie, in the movie, watching the movie

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Speaker 1: these like this is shocking to us. Now. If you

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Speaker 1: And you ain't cute enough. You might have missed all

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Speaker 1: these opportunities. But I was never cute, But I had conversation, oh,

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Speaker 1: places sitting up in here, man, how about this right here?

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Speaker 1: Go down to basket and Robbins and do it on

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Speaker 1: top of the ice cream. Show me, but go down

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Speaker 1: to basket Robbins one flavor herem third and two. Sitting

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Speaker 1: up being here, you want to impress me, do it

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Speaker 1: on the top of a fire hydrant. Now I'm amazed.

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Speaker 1: Showed me something you ain't good that you ain't did.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna hurt. I took a butch. But you want

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Speaker 1: to impress somebody, but where you've made love it? How

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Speaker 1: about this right here? Bet, you ain't never had love

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Speaker 1: on the ladder while you was cleaning out the leaves

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Speaker 1: of the gutter that you ain't head that happened? Wear

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Speaker 1: that sat tang? What are you to have some sex

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Speaker 1: like you like? You just missed the love boy. You

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Speaker 1: ain't missed a live boy. How about having sex on

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Speaker 1: the coffee table with all hot coffee. Try you can't

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Speaker 1: get burn? Show me something so you still go down

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Speaker 1: to crack a barrel and get on top of the barrel.

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Speaker 1: Now you're working. You want to impress me partner. Go

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Speaker 1: down to the waffle house and standing next to the dude.

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Speaker 1: They're calling out the order and cooking and scraping that

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Speaker 1: grease off that thing you having sex. It's a weird places.

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Speaker 1: That's what you'd love that listen. Post your comments if

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