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Speaker 1: Good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, Come on,

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Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: with you. Stop complaining. So I had to legend. You

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Speaker 1: Stop complaining? Do you realize without us even thinking about it,

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Speaker 1: oftentimes we just complain about stuff and it comes up

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Speaker 1: in such subtle forms. Man, I don't know why they're

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm just giving you a

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Speaker 1: small example of how it starts to snowball. Once you

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Speaker 1: Stop complaining about your car, Stop complaining about your bus pass,

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Speaker 1: Stop complaining. Stop Have you noticed? I'm just asking, have

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Speaker 1: stop complaining because God is able, Because God is capable.

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Speaker 1: He is capable and able of fixing anything, capable and

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Speaker 1: the key here is God is capable, and God is able.

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Speaker 1: A lot of times I find myself complaining because I

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Speaker 1: have not used my greatest asset, and that's my real

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Speaker 1: relationship with God. You all have one now, you may

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Speaker 1: The fact that you ain't went to him. Okay, once again,

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Speaker 1: And unless you develop a relationship with God, you need

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Speaker 1: Trust me, you can. How far you get. I can't

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Speaker 1: Lucky is usually how other people describe other people's success. Boy,

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Speaker 1: Stop complaining. It hasn't fixed a single thing in your life.

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Speaker 1: And if you're a chronic complainer, it's because you really

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Speaker 1: really have not fixed your relationship with God. He'll move

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Speaker 8: Morning show.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. Now I have your attention. Please, today's

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Speaker 8: What girl?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing? Different? Type of it ain't the

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Speaker 1: same over here every day. Today's show is dedicated to

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Speaker 1: people who like scary movies. Okay, people who like scary movies.

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Speaker 1: So this show ain't even dedicated to me. They used

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Speaker 9: Strongtep, Colon Parrell.

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Speaker 1: Same thing. Good morning, big doggy doll. Dun't dum dum

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Speaker 1: dum dum dum. Joel's Baby the Ground. I love scary movies.

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Speaker 9: That's why you're so twin ship. That's why you're so twined,

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Speaker 9: I'm doing Jason.

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Speaker 10: I came on in the daytime. Scared the hell out

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Speaker 1: Just what movie you've ever seen in your life yet?

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Speaker 1: Did it for me? Yours carlor the scariest. I want

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Speaker 1: to say that Exorcists or either. I was scared of

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Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I ran out of the theater, and my

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Speaker 6: That white girl Carrie ran me out of that theater.

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Speaker 1: Problem? Pig blood of y'all talking to somebody was scared

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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm going way back, Children of the Corner. Scariest.

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Speaker 1: Hell to the Exorcist was a movie I went to

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Speaker 9: Coming up at thirty two after the hour, We're gonna

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Speaker 9: move along, nephew, run that prank back right after this.

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Speaker 9: You're listening Hardy Morning Show. All right, it is time

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Speaker 6: What you got, Nest, Well, it was stupid yesterday and

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Speaker 6: be Fay Allen drug test. Fay Allen drug test. Here's

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Speaker 6: a little summer.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay Please. This is

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Speaker 6: she Hello, this is Officer Rogers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen,

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Speaker 6: Now you have been uh on probation for a little

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Speaker 6: Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,

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Speaker 6: bad news. And I hate to do this, but you

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 11: All right?

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Speaker 6: Pay, I don't I hate to bring bring you some

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Speaker 6: bad news, but the actual drug test that you took

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Speaker 6: Now what I want to say to you is this,

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Speaker 11: My test wasn't positive.

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Speaker 4: You got the wrongers.

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Speaker 11: Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, Sir. I gave

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Speaker 6: Right now, I got you have a positive drug tail

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Speaker 1: Now you're gonna if.

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Speaker 11: They use your did they use mine?

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Speaker 11: Must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 12: Even know where you were calling me with this nonsense.

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Speaker 11: I got children I'm trying to do right. I don't

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Speaker 6: Not me you fly, you have to come in and

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Speaker 11: Oh, sir, y'all can come pick me up. I can

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Speaker 1: Ma'am. You are urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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Speaker 6: You've been actually evidently using drugs again.

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Speaker 11: Sure, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 4: Ma'am?

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Speaker 6: He's got your name on the lid. Everything you have

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Speaker 11: Whatever didn't you put your name on it? Because that

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Speaker 11: Maybe you have more than one?

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Speaker 4: Say no, no.

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Speaker 1: We don't have more than one.

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Speaker 6: Say you're the only say I've actually double checked O myself.

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Speaker 6: Come in or we got to come out and haul

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Speaker 11: Well, I need you to come right now, cause I

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Speaker 1: Come out.

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Speaker 6: Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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Speaker 1: Come up negative? Is that what you're saying.

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Speaker 11: I'm telling you that you're double positive with that, my

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Speaker 12: Come up negative.

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Speaker 1: Ma'am.

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Speaker 6: I hate to I don't want to come out haul

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Speaker 1: That's all I can tell you.

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Speaker 11: You got confidence, sir, you got the wrong, say all.

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Speaker 4: I know you got the wrong.

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Speaker 12: It's one of the two.

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Speaker 4: Might be both.

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Speaker 11: You got the wrong, you got the wrong.

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Speaker 13: Say.

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Speaker 11: I'm letting you positive, no positive. I'm trying to got kids.

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Speaker 4: Man, Listen, ma'am.

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Speaker 6: I'm telling you one more time. You either want to

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Speaker 11: Let me tell you what I want you to do.

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Speaker 11: to you out. Y'all keep picking up people soft, mall

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Speaker 11: kibles and folks. Y'all had me saying some time miss

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Speaker 11: my children. Now I'm hot, I mean giving your blood.

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Speaker 11: Want with me?

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Speaker 4: I'm died.

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Speaker 11: I ain't give you no bad I'm coming no more,

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Speaker 11: no like that. And where is my probation officer?

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Speaker 1: You say your name is war My name is officer Rogers.

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Speaker 11: I don't know Officer Rogers. Like I said, you might

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Speaker 11: be the reason why it came back by. You might

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Speaker 11: That's my probation officers.

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Speaker 9: Officer.

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Speaker 11: Now I have clean at all time. Mister you shouldn't

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Speaker 6: I should be calling you because I'm gonna epidenty.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to come down the hall. You're behind

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Speaker 11: Well, you can bring your soul and when you call

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Speaker 11: you bring mister with you. Hen'll let you know. I'll

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Speaker 1: I got you got don't know what. There's one more.

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Speaker 4: I need to come all right, now, come on, I got.

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Speaker 1: One more thing I need to say to you. Are

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Speaker 12: What is it? Sir?

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 6: You just got prankant by your sister Alan.

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Speaker 11: I know one thing. Y'all play too so much.

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Speaker 12: I'll play too much.

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Speaker 11: When I was coming to give mister rogers, she gonna

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Speaker 11: get this no positive hell.

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Speaker 14: Out of me?

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Speaker 11: Tell me thinking I was doing drugs and didn't know

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Speaker 11: about it my nose. I need you not to play

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Speaker 1: Okay for you?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 11: Hell nervous here.

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Speaker 1: It's your sister. She put me up to it.

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Speaker 11: Baby, when you ever see him, you see what she

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Speaker 12: I'm gonna beat the hell out of.

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Speaker 1: I got one more question for your baby. You got

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Speaker 6: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 6: show in the land, the Steve.

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Speaker 11: Farther In Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you went too father, You play too much. She

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Speaker 1: even said if Allen.

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Speaker 9: Said it, she didn't like too much.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the goal is to play too much. The

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Speaker 6: goal is to be stupid, and I think I've accomplished

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Speaker 1: Surely that's a lifestyle like that.

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Speaker 9: That is exactly why I said that. Steve like coming

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Speaker 9: up next it is asked the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 1: He is the c l O.

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Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 9: It is time to ask the c l O. Joan

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Speaker 9: and Topeka writes, I'm a grandmother to four beautiful babies,

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Speaker 9: and I've been keeping them more since my daughter and

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Speaker 9: I Am going to have to tell my daughter that

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Speaker 9: I'm not available all the time. How do I break

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Speaker 9: the news to her?

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Speaker 1: I'm not available all the time. I met a man

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Speaker 9: That's what you tell your daughter, Yeah, Dry, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, It's gonna put it out there like that. You

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Speaker 1: know it's gonna take her breath away. When she did, Mama, what, yes,

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Speaker 1: go she gonna class her pearls. It'll be okay, It'll

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Speaker 1: your grandchildren should be just jewels on your crown, but

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Speaker 1: And me being a grand father is not a burden

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Speaker 1: can you tuck me in? I said, yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: it tomorrow. Tomorrow he's going to sleep that night though. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: I eventually did and took him on up there, but

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Speaker 1: swaddled his ass. That's how. That's how. Yeah, I'll stop

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Speaker 1: all this moving around. But you want to ask Paul,

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Speaker 1: party took you in? No damn at all?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 9: Moving on to Evelyn and Maryland. Evelyn says, my boyfriend

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Speaker 9: and I bought ribs and chicken for a barbecue on Sunday,

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Speaker 9: and his parents came and bought store bought potato salad.

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Speaker 9: They brought store bought potato salad. They piled ribs up

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Speaker 9: have any leftovers, and I got mad and went off

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Speaker 9: Did I overreact?

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Speaker 1: Yes? You did? Yeah, you know black people make plates.

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Speaker 6: Do you have a little You already know that they

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Speaker 1: Though, Man, that's how data parents. You threw the barbecue.

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Speaker 1: But you threw the barbecue. Wait a minute, ho, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I know, mister chateau party throwing ass saint

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Speaker 1: should have been here worried about somebody taking a plate.

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Speaker 1: You having people with had two face stands at your house,

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Speaker 1: fon new stations, that cobbler though stations at your house.

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Speaker 1: You got stations. People can walk around on the tiki hunts,

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Speaker 9: Photo booth. He got a photo booth.

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Speaker 1: I'm gona tell you what my daddy did. Was my

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Speaker 1: daddy after everybody ate, my daddy moved all the regular

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Speaker 1: paper plates into the house and set paper saucers out.

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Speaker 1: Nine make my plate, Yeah yeah, nine inch dinner plates.

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Speaker 1: It's hard to put all that on. The foe inch

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Speaker 9: They want you to take food home, so they.

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Speaker 1: No, you know, they they made plates and took it home.

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Speaker 1: You threw the barbecue. You can't throw the barbecue and

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Speaker 1: expect people to leave stuff at your house. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: they bought some store bought barbecue potato saling because they

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Speaker 1: ain't want to make it.

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Speaker 9: Y'all ate right, lighten up, Evelyn.

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Speaker 1: I will be honest with you. The potato selling ain't

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Speaker 1: that damn important. Really got to get these ribs right.

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Speaker 1: That's the start show. Yeah, that's the star to show,

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Speaker 1: all right.

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Speaker 9: Moving on to Fern in El Paso, Berne says, my

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Speaker 9: thirtieth birthday is coming up, and my boyfriend is throwing

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Speaker 9: me a party at a bowling alley. I invited my

446
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Speaker 9: ex boyfriend, who happens to date my boyfriend's ex girlfriend.

447
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:37,320
Speaker 9: It's like we did a switch, but it wasn't planned.

448
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 9: My boyfriend says he can't be in the same room

449
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 9: with her. Doesn't mean he still has feelings for her.

450
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Speaker 9: Ooh ooh, y right here.

451
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Speaker 1: You know, y'all young, y'all thirty, that you inviting your

452
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend and hitting X dating his ex girlfriends like

453
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,120
Speaker 1: we switched. What y'all need? Y'all needed? They can't come

454
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Speaker 1: to the damn part?

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Speaker 9: Yeah out.

456
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Speaker 1: I don't even know why you're inviting this mess with

457
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 1: your other friends to be talking about I remember, didn't

458
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 1: they used to see each other, didn't they? Yeah, all

459
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: this mess. Now your boyfriend he looking crazy because she

460
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 1: over there. You ought to be looking crazy because he

461
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:22,120
Speaker 1: over there. All y'all slept together? What men? They want the.

462
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Speaker 9: Party to be about you? Anyway, it's gonna.

463
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Speaker 1: Be why are they here? As soon as the fight

464
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Speaker 1: break out? The number one question is why are they here?

465
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Speaker 9: Ah been here anyway?

466
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Speaker 1: All right?

467
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:44,440
Speaker 9: I invite them? Okay, moving on to Mitch in Monroe.

468
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 9: Mitch in Monroe. I'm in my mid forties, and I

469
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:53,479
Speaker 9: depend on a woman for everything. It's tearing me up

470
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 9: inside that I need her to pitch in on the

471
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Speaker 9: bills and the house notes. I'm a street dude by nature,

472
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Speaker 9: and I need my pride back and I want my

473
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Speaker 9: woman to know I'm in charge. My pastor says, it's

474
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Speaker 9: okay for the woman to lead your thought.

475
00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: Well, now listen to me. It's okay for the woman

476
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: to lead if it's okay with you to be led.

477
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: Other than that, I'm not in full agreement. Now, now

478
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: listen to me. If you are in a marriage and

479
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,000
Speaker 1: you all have played y'allself to each other, sometimes the

480
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: woman is doing what she does to keep the boat afloat,

481
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 1: but most women do that anyway. But now if it's

482
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: not okay with you, the question becons, beacons, beckons, whatever

483
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: the word is. Beckon, why are you dependent solely on

484
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,959
Speaker 1: this woman. You got to get back out here now.

485
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: If you have a police record and it's providing to

486
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 1: stop you from getting jobs, you got to get in

487
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 1: here and get your hustle on in terms of what

488
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: can you do in terms of being an entrepreneur that

489
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: can make you feel whole again. But you're not gonna

490
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: feel hole in this role that you're playing. I don't

491
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:00,040
Speaker 1: care what your pass to say, So you got to

492
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: do something to change what makes you feel like you're

493
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,920
Speaker 1: making a major contribution in the relationship. And I mind

494
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: you for feeling this way.

495
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 9: You all right, Pelo, thank you, you're listening morning show?

496
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Speaker 4: All right?

497
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Speaker 9: Come on, Steve. Ten things you have for us that

498
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 9: your ex should never ever see you do.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. These are things tell us that you don't

500
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 1: need your X to see happen to you. You're ready

501
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: for the bus. She cannot see you on the bus,

502
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: better be driving it. She driving by your ass at

503
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Speaker 1: the bus. Get load. Here's another thing. She better not

504
00:28:53,560 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: pull up at the restaurant and your ass is the valet.

505
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Speaker 4: What.

506
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: Here's another one. She cannot be driving down the freeway

507
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 1: and look over there and your car is boked down

508
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 1: the house. Another large These are things that your ex

509
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 1: cannot see happen to you. Y'all in line at the Walmart. Yes,

510
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: she behind you and you don't know it. In your car.

511
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: Don't go through God, God, and you turn around and

512
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,479
Speaker 1: it's hurt.

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Speaker 7: That's why I left you in the face.

514
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Speaker 1: There's another thing. Your mama can't see happened to you, girl?

515
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: I mean your girl, your ex girl? Case see this

516
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,800
Speaker 1: happened to you? You done moved back into your mama.

517
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:05,560
Speaker 1: She lit down off some pie to your mama for

518
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: Mother's Day. You ask him about the basement with some.

519
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 7: Hot shoes and a wife beater and a.

520
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:21,160
Speaker 6: White people with track of cigarettes behind your ear, damn Johnny.

521
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:25,880
Speaker 1: And a coat over there ain't no heat. And here's

522
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: one that you can't have, happing toe. She find out

523
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 1: no to this happened to you. Your ex sends you

524
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: a text that was meant for someone else.

525
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 6: Wow.

526
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Speaker 1: What the text say? I'm in the shower, the door

527
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: is open, followed by I'm sorry that that was that's cold,

528
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: that's deliberate. Man in ten instant crying.

529
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Speaker 6: I'm in the shower, the door is open, hollowed by

530
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 6: I'm sorry that was nothing.

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Speaker 9: Show.

532
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 1: Here's another thing your ex can't find out about you.

533
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: You didn't mess around and lost that good ass job.

534
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 1: She walking into you know you? Now you down at

535
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: the windy you're replenishing in the salad ball. She ain't

536
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,240
Speaker 1: there with the kids, right right, Mama? Ain't that mister Jerome?

537
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: That's called that's man. Do you come to church walking it?

538
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 1: It all went bad. But here's my favorite one of

539
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:53,320
Speaker 1: all drum roll cat ladies and gentlemen. This is the

540
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: top thing that your ex can never see happen to you.

541
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Speaker 12: Here.

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00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: It is your new girlfriend. Look just like your brother.

543
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 15: God, oh man, this is my new lady.

544
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:31,840
Speaker 10: You can't let them see you do that ever, ever, ever, ever,

545
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 10: oh never had a move if you got it going on,

546
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 10: like yeah, you cannot let your ex see your new

547
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 10: girlfriend talk to you crazy outside.

548
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 9: You can't do that.

549
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: All that hurt?

550
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:52,800
Speaker 10: Oh good, somebody ain't got it together.

551
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. If you're not seeing you do washing?

552
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 9: Call that the car rid to return.

553
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,360
Speaker 14: If they pull up in that car and they look,

554
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 14: I see you out there, Washington can.

555
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:14,040
Speaker 6: Is that what you don't want her to see you

556
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,320
Speaker 6: do out there?

557
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: Cleaning? Porter Potter is your job?

558
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 4: Uh?

559
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 9: You don't want her.

560
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm glad we broke up.

561
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: Now.

562
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 14: You don't like you cannot be the mascot at the

563
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 14: birthday part.

564
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: You cannot walk your ass sitting there, No SpongeBob square

565
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: fancy he has her baby birthday part. He cannot be that?

566
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:43,640
Speaker 1: Is he chucking?

567
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 4: No?

568
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: Check it job cannot be at the birthday porter and

569
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,880
Speaker 1: the mask. They're not gonna go for that. Glad your

570
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: ex cannot see you rummaging through a trash pull back there.

571
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:08,799
Speaker 1: You lost all your shame everybody else. She can't see that.

572
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:14,120
Speaker 10: She cannot see you riding around town on your car

573
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 10: and you got that little donut on them.

574
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 8: Hurt he got.

575
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: Your X can't see you. She had to stop. Yeah,

576
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: she can't see you pull up next to her. You

577
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: don't know as you're on your brother bike. Oh my god,

578
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: sweating like hell, trying to make it work. I'll tell

579
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: you what she can't see. What I tell you what

580
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: she can't see.

581
00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 6: She got them kids and pull up to McDonald's window

582
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 6: and you work in the window.

583
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: Please you I recognize.

584
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,280
Speaker 9: All right, get it together, guys.

585
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 8: You're listening.

586
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 9: Morning show time now for a rounded. Would you rather

587
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 9: would you rather live with ten small dogs or would

588
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 9: you rather live with ten toddlers?

589
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 1: Give me the dogs?

590
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 9: Why them?

591
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: Yeah? Them dogs? Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples.

592
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: Five of them go at the same time. I ain't

593
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: got time.

594
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 6: Of that one big pail. Let me put this food

595
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 6: in there. I can walk away. Yeah, let me do.

596
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 9: That, Steve, we have not heard from you.

597
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven

598
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 1: keys already. No, I can't chase after the many people,

599
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,920
Speaker 1: all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,

600
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: put that back?

601
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 13: What you do?

602
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,320
Speaker 1: Sit over there, don't touch that. Put your crying for

603
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,439
Speaker 1: stop hitting him? Get over here. No, we ain't got

604
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 1: no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out

605
00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:59,840
Speaker 1: your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you

606
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: too quick crawling on there, what is you picking up

607
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 1: off the floor? Fall? Lead out, get out the flow lay,

608
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 1: don't climb on that.

609
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 13: No more exhausted, first.

610
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: Off, I'm done and you'll say all that in fifteen minutes.

611
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah a minute?

612
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 9: No, No, all right, all right, let's go. Would you

613
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 9: rather wear no socks for six months or no underwear

614
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:32,560
Speaker 9: for six months?

615
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:38,919
Speaker 1: I'm wearing shoes though, right I'm walking on the.

616
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 9: No socks.

617
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: Seeing my job, in my job, it'd be hard no

618
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: socks because man, I've got to stand. But I guess

619
00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to go with the no socks. I

620
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 1: gonna have to I'm gonna have to draw off, but

621
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to buy that old fashioned ness foot

622
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: part of that cake up so I can feel like

623
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: I got a sock on in there. But if I

624
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: try to do my job in front of all these people,

625
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 1: no draws off. I can tell you right now, it's

626
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 1: gonna be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet

627
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: every day. Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll

628
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: look like you're always ready, look like you are always futing.

629
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, he'd be cutting on the well, well,

630
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: let's cut on family.

631
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 8: Fuse.

632
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 1: See what side he on today?

633
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 14: See what side you.

634
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: Cause you know, got them families over there. You never

635
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: know what's gonna be that, you know. I know how

636
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,799
Speaker 1: to tell my jokes and sty keep working.

637
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 7: All right, coming up? Jeez, thank you.

638
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: For guess he didn't like that answer.

639
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 8: You're listening morning show?

640
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 7: Well, does being scared make you want to get busy?

641
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 8: You know, get busy?

642
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 9: You know what that means? A study says yes, if

643
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 9: someone is yelling boo makes you want to hook up

644
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 9: with your boo, You're not alone. Experts say shriek inducing

645
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 9: horror film scenes can make you feel horny. According to

646
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 9: Leah Holmgren, a Manhattan based intimacy and relationship coach, it's

647
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,880
Speaker 9: a matter of simple human instinct to want to be

648
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 9: close to another person when you're scared. This phenomenon is

649
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 9: from prehistoric times when we needed to bond, especially in

650
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 9: dangerous situations and increase the chances for survival. So, guys,

651
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 9: Junior Steve, what movie, what horror movie scared you so

652
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 9: much that you wanted to, you know, knock the boots,

653
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 9: get demsy?

654
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 5: Yeah?

655
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 14: Whatever, Nightmare on Elm Street for me because I had

656
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 14: to stay woke. You go to sleep on your mind,

657
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 14: just keep going boot. Yeah, you watched all of me

658
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,880
Speaker 14: one time. I'm sure he watched it from one to ten.

659
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: Just to stay up. That would do it for me.

660
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: It's kind of weird.

661
00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:40,400
Speaker 9: I know it is. I mean, I see if you

662
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 9: go together to a movie and you guys, you know

663
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 9: you're scared, so you're you're cuddled up in the movie

664
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 9: and everything, but after the movie, it's over, right.

665
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 1: Watch it. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you right now. You

666
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:56,959
Speaker 1: don't do that to me? What matter of fact? I don't.

667
00:39:57,239 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 1: I don't mean I don't. First of all, I don't

668
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: go to scared movie, so I don't know what the

669
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 1: hell they do. Last scary movie I went to was

670
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 1: the exorses and that did not induce the exorcis. I

671
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: was about sixteen.

672
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 9: Now that's when you and your guys set home.

673
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 1: And I tell you, what do make me want to

674
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 1: get busy? Like if I'm getting cold, if it gets

675
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: cold outside, I want to do something. Or if I

676
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:28,839
Speaker 1: got the flu, I want to do something. It's dark outside,

677
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: I want to do something.

678
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,720
Speaker 9: Every everything other than a scary movie sound.

679
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,719
Speaker 1: Soon as I wake up early in the morning, Yes,

680
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: good time.

681
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 13: Yeah right, but can we back up to the flu?

682
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 1: Can we back up to that?

683
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

684
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 1: If I got that energy, I don't need ergery. I

685
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: just want to feel better. If I'm doing something, I

686
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: forget I got the flu.

687
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, and then give it to give it to your wife.

688
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: Well, probably got it anyway, you know, in laying around

689
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,560
Speaker 1: like we'll do something like if like if I got

690
00:40:57,600 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: a fever, I want to do something, then too, and

691
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 1: I promise you then I can always say this is

692
00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:08,359
Speaker 1: gonna be hot. You got to be. I ain't got

693
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 1: to laugh, girl, you better come on this to be hot.

694
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: And it is just you know, you know, just like that,

695
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: you know, so you gotta know, you gotta know what

696
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: it is that turn you on, you know, like if

697
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: I make a left turn and I should have made

698
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,879
Speaker 1: the right turn, I want to do.

699
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 9: So, don't take much. It's scary, yeah, if you want

700
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 9: to all right?

701
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you know how you.

702
00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 9: Give us insight into men's thinking.

703
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like if you like if I'm standing

704
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: there talking to you, and you know how you just

705
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:53,360
Speaker 1: blow sometimes because you from a salad, but you blow

706
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,759
Speaker 1: your hair a little bit up and now yeah, you

707
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: better get that. That'll get you done too. Yeah.

708
00:42:02,239 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 14: Yeah, they don't really take much of what you're saying.

709
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 7: That's exactly right.

710
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 1: Like if you're outside and you playing sports or something

711
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:13,240
Speaker 1: like volleyball and a mosquito bite you on your ass

712
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 1: and you slap the mosquito. That's that'll probably Yeah, more

713
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: wanting to do. I know you, I know you were

714
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,719
Speaker 1: smacking that for me. I know that more mosquito. I'm

715
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 1: just telling you how me and are I don't take much. Don't.

716
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 1: If I have a signals that crisis and y'all call.

717
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 14: Me, I'll probably go want through something.

718
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's sick. Somebody need to care about me.

719
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,120
Speaker 7: All right, thank you guys.

720
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 9: Coming up, more music, more fun, ignorant.

721
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: I know see how you doing today, sweetie. That's it,

722
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: that's sweetie, that's what.

723
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 9: Want to see Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

724
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 7: You're listening.

725
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 9: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,

726
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 9: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry Letter. The

727
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 9: subject is she gives a great performance. We'll get to that.

728
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 9: We'll find out what that's all about in just a

729
00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:16,920
Speaker 9: little bit. But right now, the nephew is here with

730
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 9: today's prank phone call.

731
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 8: What you got for us?

732
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 6: Nest, Well, let me ask y'all something you before we

733
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 6: dropped this. You know, there's always a recall on certain things.

734
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 6: We've heard about cars being recalled. We've heard about appliances

735
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:36,919
Speaker 6: being called yeah, toys being unsafe, even food being a recall.

736
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:41,840
Speaker 6: And but today it's it's a little something different, folks.

737
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 6: This right here is condom recall. Oh anybody with me?

738
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 4: Know? Moha?

739
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 6: I mean y'all with me with the calls and the

740
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:53,719
Speaker 6: toys and the classes. Y'all was right there with me.

741
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,919
Speaker 6: But as soon as I give y'all the title, now

742
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 6: no one is with me. But see, this is why

743
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 6: pranking ain't for everybody, right because nobody want to roll,

744
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 6: which if you would were going on in there with

745
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 6: a condom recall.

746
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach a I believe it's Mark Davison.

747
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 12: Oh, yes, yes, he's not here right now.

748
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 4: Well, this is uh, this is Barry. I work here.

749
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,800
Speaker 4: I'm the manager here at once. Is he going to

750
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,719
Speaker 4: be Is he gonna be home? Come soon where he

751
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,839
Speaker 4: can maybe give me a call? I can chat with him.

752
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 12: Yeah, sure, I mean he can exactly like an hour.

753
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 12: So what's going on?

754
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 4: Uh, Well, we got a transaction here that he made

755
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 4: on Friday of last week, and basically what's going on

756
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:44,839
Speaker 4: is we've had a bad batch of condoms and there's

757
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 4: actually a kindom recall. This was a credit card transaction,

758
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 4: So we're trying our best to reach out and get

759
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 4: as many people as we can and let them know

760
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:57,280
Speaker 4: that those those condoms are defected. So there's a recall

761
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 4: on the Magnum condoms that we've had here here. What

762
00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: we're trying to do is call everybody that has purchased

763
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 4: somewhere than the last week. And you know, he purchased

764
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 4: him on Friday, So what we want to do is

765
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,759
Speaker 4: reach out to him and let him know what to

766
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 4: bring those Wait wait.

767
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 12: Wait, I'm sorry, So you're saying that Marcus purchased his

768
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,640
Speaker 12: condoms on Friday?

769
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 4: Uh, the date I have here on this transaction, man

770
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 4: says Friday, he'll last week.

771
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 12: Yes, ma'am, we don't even use them. Well for the facts,

772
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 12: you to call me talking about that? My husband is

773
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 12: kind of rapt Friday when we don't even use them

774
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 12: at all. I'm so upset right now, Okay, you know what.

775
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 12: Hold on, I'm going to call him right now if we.

776
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 5: Have to get the.

777
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on a second. Would you rather give

778
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: me his selle and I give him a call and

779
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 4: let him know what's going on? Could you just give

780
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 4: me his number?

781
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 12: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I'm calling him myself right now.

782
00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,120
Speaker 4: Hold on, that's up.

783
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 5: I'm about to get in the chair. What's that I

784
00:45:57,080 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 5: met the Barbie show. I'm to get in the chair

785
00:45:59,440 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 5: right now.

786
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 12: Nah, I think you need to get up and go

787
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 12: outside because what I'm about to say you don't want

788
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 12: to talk about this?

789
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 5: And wait what let's wait? Okay, give me a second,

790
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 5: brook one second, five minutes? What what's going on?

791
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:12,359
Speaker 4: What's up? What's up? Well?

792
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 12: Wait, I'm e expecting a funny These folks first of all.

793
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 12: So why do I get a phone call from like

794
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 12: the measure talking about you brought some condoms and they

795
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 12: would effective LA's Friday?

796
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 5: Wait?

797
00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 4: What? Wait? What?

798
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:29,839
Speaker 5: Baby? What are you talking about? What are you talking?

799
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,600
Speaker 6: What am I talking about?

800
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 12: You tell me what I'm talking about?

801
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 5: You tell me what are you talking about? I'd crazy?

802
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 5: I'm trying.

803
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 12: No, I'm not crazy.

804
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:37,600
Speaker 5: I'm not crazy.

805
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,279
Speaker 1: This is real?

806
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 4: What the out?

807
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: And tell me what the what's right now?

808
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 4: Excuse me? Hello?

809
00:46:44,320 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 12: Hello?

810
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 5: Who who is this on my lind?

811
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 4: Who you calling me on the phone? Who is this? Okay?

812
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 4: Why are you doing your markers? Correct?

813
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 5: Who is this?

814
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 4: I'm Barry? I worked, I'm the general manager at and

815
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 4: we were calling there?

816
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 5: Wait wait, very how you get mined up? Why my

817
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 5: wife's calling me talking to the straight about a condoms

818
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:03,799
Speaker 5: from Berry?

819
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,439
Speaker 4: What's what's happening? To get to the point, b y'all?

820
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:09,920
Speaker 5: What's your name?

821
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,760
Speaker 4: My name is? My name is Barry Own, the general

822
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 4: manager here? And basically what we have a condom recall

823
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 4: and we have your credit card that you made a transaction. Uh,

824
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 4: this past very very very very What the are you

825
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 4: talking about?

826
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 12: You're gonna talking about? Really?

827
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 5: You are quiet? Because you'll be quiet trying to get

828
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,759
Speaker 5: because this is crazy. I'm trying to get ahead cont this.

829
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 4: Okay, So so what it is. We have a transaction

830
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 4: with your credit card that condoms are purchase, and what's

831
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 4: happening is those columns are defective. So we're doing a

832
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 4: recall on all of them. So we're trying to get

833
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 4: those columns back. We don't want to have a very Yes.

834
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:56,880
Speaker 5: First of all, you made a mistake. You couldn't possibly

835
00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:02,760
Speaker 5: have my credit contract. You you really say, well, hold on, Barry,

836
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 5: this is my family. I don't I don't play about

837
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:06,320
Speaker 5: my family.

838
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 4: Then what are you talking about that I'm stating in sir,

839
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,800
Speaker 4: this card, this is how we got the number to

840
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,959
Speaker 4: your home where your wife is. And we were trying

841
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,760
Speaker 4: to actually just read. We weren't trying to create any problems.

842
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: We just wanted to let you know that the commons

843
00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 4: were the fact.

844
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,959
Speaker 12: That's right, Marcus, the fact.

845
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,560
Speaker 5: Baby. First of all, Baby, you're doing a lot on

846
00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 5: them on the phone in front of Barry. I don't

847
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 5: even know what it's coming from.

848
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 4: You're doing a lot. We're doing a lot.

849
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 5: Listen, baby, right now, we discussed it.

850
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 4: We pad this part in our relationship. I told you

851
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 4: that I was done.

852
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,919
Speaker 5: I told you that very apologize.

853
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 4: Listen, well you did you did? You were you and

854
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,920
Speaker 4: wal Breens on Friday of last week' shirt? I was

855
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:50,880
Speaker 4: not with these. These were purchased Friday around six o'clock

856
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 4: Friday evening of last marry.

857
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 5: That's what.

858
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 12: He wasn't home, I mean that much, just very sapidating

859
00:48:57,400 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 12: that he was at work doing over time with her.

860
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:06,359
Speaker 5: Right, let's stop what pict very see you got my listen,

861
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 5: you got my wife talking crazy?

862
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 4: I mean you very very Yeah, it's like this is.

863
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 5: Baby. I didn't do this baby discustings of all. We

864
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 5: don't even use discust. We don't even use baby, we

865
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:28,319
Speaker 5: don't even use why my Why would I.

866
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 6: Clear?

867
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 4: This was a pack of twelve remember by twelve pack

868
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 4: of magnums.

869
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:43,040
Speaker 5: I don't we can It's a lie. Why you want

870
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 5: here believe in this? You know what I mean?

871
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 4: I wouldn't hear about Larry. I can't believe you're doing this.

872
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 4: Hold hold Verry, I didn't do I'm here.

873
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:59,279
Speaker 5: I didn't do this there.

874
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,080
Speaker 4: I had to be out of your guy man calling

875
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,120
Speaker 4: me with it. You got you gotta be up because

876
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 4: you gotta be out of your line. You're the person

877
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:10,279
Speaker 4: that bought to damn come carry nothing. You're the Wow,

878
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 4: You're the person cheating on you.

879
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 5: Wow.

880
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 4: And dude, I didn't do this. I didn't do this.

881
00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 4: Tommy the one did it.

882
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 5: It wasn't me. Wait what Mary, I don't know known

883
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 5: what I'm saying?

884
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 4: Call me the one told Tommy told me to call

885
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 4: you because you the one bought to come. Tommy said

886
00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 4: you bought? Who is timmyhew? Tell me from a Steve

887
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 4: Holmy Morning show? Both y'all just got pranked, Nephew to

888
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 4: your sister trench Who got me to prank?

889
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Speaker 5: Y'all?

890
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,080
Speaker 4: Oh?

891
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:50,319
Speaker 5: Man, well, I guess we're gonna be leaving behind at

892
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 5: the holidays.

893
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 4: Huh, I ain't color.

894
00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 5: Could have helped me, Man, he ain't.

895
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,400
Speaker 4: You ain't tursing me out on this phone?

896
00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: You know?

897
00:50:58,440 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 4: Uh?

898
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Speaker 5: You know?

899
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 4: You know how about you? All right? Man, Budgy love

900
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Speaker 4: b y'all, y'all gotta tell me this. What is the

901
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Speaker 4: baddest and I mean the bad radio show when the

902
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 4: lad babe this twenty twenty? Keep it? Tell me what

903
00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:11,279
Speaker 4: is this?

904
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Speaker 5: The Steve Harvey Morning right, Steve had show?

905
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Speaker 6: What y'all think come on now, come on you play hey,

906
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 6: recall baby, Hey, it happens. It happens to a lot

907
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908
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909
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 6: get gonna get past this, all right. The Saturday October

910
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Speaker 6: the nineteenth, twenty twenty four, that's this year. That's the

911
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Speaker 6: Sweetest Day comedy jam. That's the wind Trust A Wena,

912
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913
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914
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Speaker 6: Bill Bellamy, that's me, nephew, Tommy Mark Curry in the building,

915
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Speaker 6: Tommy Davidson in the building lou Nel, and the one

916
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Speaker 6: and only Tony Roberts is in the building. And then

917
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Speaker 6: we got nephew tell me in friends October. When you

918
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,040
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919
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Speaker 6: think us an own sale right now?

920
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Speaker 4: All right, thank you?

921
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Speaker 9: If you coming up next. Strawberry letter, she gives a

922
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,600
Speaker 9: great performance is the subject. We'll get into it right

923
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,440
Speaker 9: after this. Hi, this is Shirley Strawberry. You know sometimes

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Speaker 9: st r A w B E r R Y. You're

933
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Speaker 9: listening Hardy Morning show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.

934
00:52:56,960 --> 00:53:00,800
Speaker 9: And if you need advice on relationships, dating, works, sex, parenting,

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Speaker 9: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

938
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Speaker 9: gonna read this one right here, right now.

939
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 7: That's for you, Jay, and you never know, it could

940
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,479
Speaker 7: be yours that we're reading.

941
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: It could be Buckle up and hold on tight. We

942
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

943
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 9: Subject she gives a great performance. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've

944
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,280
Speaker 9: been dating a very attractive woman with the perfect body

945
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 9: and beautiful brown skin. I met her at a gym

946
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 9: and she asked me out, which I loved because she

947
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:40,719
Speaker 9: is not afraid to go after something if she wants it.

948
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,560
Speaker 9: We have been dating for a little over a month,

949
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 9: and we finally had sex over the Labor Day holiday.

950
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 9: I wasn't expecting the performance I got. She's very athletic

951
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:53,560
Speaker 9: and it was hard to keep up with her in

952
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,600
Speaker 9: the bedroom. I was given all kinds of instructions and

953
00:53:57,719 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 9: she was very dominant. I try to get into it,

954
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 9: and each time I got so distracted by her demands

955
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:09,879
Speaker 9: I couldn't perform. I was intimidated. Finally, after it was over,

956
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:13,000
Speaker 9: we went onto my patio and had a glass of wine.

957
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 9: She started analyzing the encounter and saying what could have

958
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,320
Speaker 9: been better and what we needed to work on. I

959
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 9: felt like I was back in college playing football and

960
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,920
Speaker 9: going over the game footage and critiquing it. I found

961
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,640
Speaker 9: myself apologizing to her and telling her I do better

962
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 9: next time. A few days later, we had a few

963
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 9: drinks and she started to get me in the mood.

964
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 9: She said she'd do all of the work since I

965
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,360
Speaker 9: was tipsy, I thought she was too, but she wasn't.

966
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 9: I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,

967
00:54:47,440 --> 00:54:50,400
Speaker 9: and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,

968
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 9: but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying there,

969
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:57,120
Speaker 9: and it's like my spirit left my body from the

970
00:54:57,200 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 9: things she was doing to me. It was so unbelievable

971
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,440
Speaker 9: that I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm

972
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 9: also intrigued. I plan to be on my quote unquote

973
00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,920
Speaker 9: a game next time, but I have no idea what

974
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 9: she'll do. She's ten years younger than I am, so

975
00:55:15,719 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 9: I can't continue to be afraid of her. Would I

976
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 9: be a woos if I asked her to take it easy?

977
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: Help me? Whoa she got you?

978
00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:25,960
Speaker 4: Huh?

979
00:55:27,560 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: WHOA?

980
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 9: Ten years younger? Thirty two?

981
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:31,879
Speaker 1: Well?

982
00:55:32,239 --> 00:55:36,280
Speaker 9: I mean, this might be the first letter of this kind, Steve,

983
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,560
Speaker 9: that we've ever gotten from a man that says he's

984
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:44,560
Speaker 9: afraid or intimidated by a woman's sexual prowess. I think

985
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:50,279
Speaker 9: you should just admit it, sir. You've met your match

986
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 9: and beyond in this younger woman, and you can't take it.

987
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 9: I mean, there is a lot going on here though.

988
00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,399
Speaker 9: But it's like you said, you love a woman who's

989
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 9: not afraid to go after what she want. Well, she

990
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 9: did that, and she's still way too much for you.

991
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,880
Speaker 9: She's actually more of a drill sergeant, it sounds like

992
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 9: from your letter and your description, than a sexual partner

993
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 9: right now, and your mind is blown, and so you

994
00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 9: can't give her up. I think you should take your

995
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,319
Speaker 9: big ego out of it so you can ask her

996
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:20,720
Speaker 9: to take you a little slower.

997
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 7: It's okay to do that, you know, even if if

998
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 7: she's younger and more skilled. It's okay. It's all right.

999
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:30,880
Speaker 9: You say you're intrigued, So why don't you just listen

1000
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,960
Speaker 9: to her suggestions, you know, when you all afterwards and

1001
00:56:34,120 --> 00:56:37,200
Speaker 9: she tells you what she needs, listen to her, really

1002
00:56:37,320 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 9: listen to her and allow yourself to you know, just

1003
00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 9: have great mind blowing sex from here on out.

1004
00:56:43,160 --> 00:56:45,040
Speaker 7: You shouldn't be scared. Don't be scared.

1005
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,600
Speaker 9: Just get on into it. You'll be all right. You'll

1006
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,720
Speaker 9: be all right, Steve.

1007
00:56:49,320 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that ain't hot as go all this here.

1008
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: Let me straighten you out. Don't what letter you was reading?

1009
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 1: That ain't the situation? And then just take judge mind

1010
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:05,600
Speaker 1: blowing sick, mind blowing sick. We got some issues in

1011
00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: deal right here. See, Shirley, you couldn't view this letter

1012
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: because you not a man wrote this letter. You can't

1013
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: know what he going through. Let me walk you through

1014
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:24,360
Speaker 1: what happened, Dear Steven, Shirley. I've been dating a very

1015
00:57:24,400 --> 00:57:27,640
Speaker 1: attractive woman with the perfect body and beautiful brown skin.

1016
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: Met her at the gym. She asked me out, which

1017
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: I love because she's not afraid to go after something

1018
00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: she won't. We've been dating for a little over a

1019
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: month now. We finally had sex over Labor Day holiday.

1020
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't expected to perform as I got. She's very athletic.

1021
00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: It was hard to keep up with her in the bedroom.

1022
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:54,040
Speaker 1: I was giving all kinds of instructions and she was

1023
00:57:54,240 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 1: very dominant. Now hold on, bro let me take you

1024
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: back up here. Now you just said I loved it

1025
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: because she is not afraid to go after something she wants.

1026
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,800
Speaker 1: Now you down in the letter talking about she was

1027
00:58:13,160 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: very dominant. I was given all kinds of instructions. I

1028
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: tried to get into it each time, but I got

1029
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:26,120
Speaker 1: so distracted by her demands I couldn't perform all on

1030
00:58:26,320 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: punk out now wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, see it's

1031
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,960
Speaker 1: own now. See now you all up in there. She

1032
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: little fine thing up at the gym, ten years younger

1033
00:58:37,800 --> 00:58:42,320
Speaker 1: than you and all this. Hell yeah, Now, after it

1034
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,160
Speaker 1: was over and you got distracted by the demands, y'all

1035
00:58:45,200 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: went out on the patio or had some wine, and

1036
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: she started analyzing it and counter saying that we could

1037
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,960
Speaker 1: have done it better, what we needed to work on it,

1038
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: and all I felt like I was back in college. Oh,

1039
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 1: I could see the visual now, so you just you

1040
00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: just had to put your backpack on and get your

1041
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: composition notebook out. You was in school. Patrick was up

1042
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: in there, and wow, you out, Well, I know how

1043
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: to fix all this for you.

1044
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 12: Boy.

1045
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:17,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you're trying to talk about you felt like

1046
00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:20,720
Speaker 1: you was back playing football, going over the game footage

1047
00:59:20,760 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: and critiquing it. Now, he put that in there to

1048
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: let us know that he was a former athlete in

1049
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:30,560
Speaker 1: college and he played football, so he didn't want us

1050
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:33,440
Speaker 1: to think he was just a punk. That's what he

1051
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: put that in there. Fault. But he getting punk though, And.

1052
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,480
Speaker 7: We'll have part two of your response coming up.

1053
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 9: At twenty three minutes after the hour subject, she gives

1054
00:59:42,600 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 9: a great performance. We'll get back into it right after this.

1055
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 9: You're listening morning show, All right, Come on, Steve, let's

1056
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:54,120
Speaker 9: recap today's strawberry letters. She gives a great performance.

1057
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:00,440
Speaker 1: She gives a great performance, and what the letter should is.

1058
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:03,320
Speaker 1: She outperformed me and I don't know what to do.

1059
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: That's what the damn subject ought to be. She gives

1060
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:09,560
Speaker 1: a great performance, but your ass didn't. That's for damn show.

1061
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,680
Speaker 1: Are you mad? Yeah? No, I got something for him.

1062
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,440
Speaker 1: So now she all up in there. He loved the

1063
01:00:15,600 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 1: girl because she came up to it, asked him out,

1064
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: because he like a woman to go for what she want.

1065
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:24,240
Speaker 1: Then when they got had sex, found out she was

1066
01:00:24,680 --> 01:00:27,840
Speaker 1: passing out all kind of instructions and she was very dominant.

1067
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 1: You just said, you like a woman that go at

1068
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:34,040
Speaker 1: to what she want. Now she in here, she all

1069
01:00:34,160 --> 01:00:38,200
Speaker 1: that's everywhere. So now she all up in your bedroom

1070
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 1: with this here. I tried to get into it, but

1071
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: every time I was so distracted by her demands. I

1072
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: couldn't perform. I was intimidated. After it was over, we

1073
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,720
Speaker 1: went out on the patio on him some wine, and

1074
01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:52,840
Speaker 1: she started telling me, analyzing and kind of saying, what

1075
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:54,760
Speaker 1: could have been better, and we needed to work on

1076
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:57,440
Speaker 1: and I felt like I was back in college, Like

1077
01:00:57,520 --> 01:00:59,440
Speaker 1: I had my backpack on it, my little black and

1078
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,440
Speaker 1: white compas, this note booking. She was just giving me

1079
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 1: lessons and everything. I wasn't knowing what to do, but

1080
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:07,000
Speaker 1: I knew know what I was doing, because you know,

1081
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:09,320
Speaker 1: I felt like I was back in college, playing football

1082
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,040
Speaker 1: and going over the game footage and critiquing it. Boy, boy,

1083
01:01:14,120 --> 01:01:16,560
Speaker 1: don't try to don't try to blow yourself up now

1084
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:20,200
Speaker 1: till hard. Yeah, now you're trying to act like you

1085
01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 1: something now. And it wasn't the way all that football,

1086
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:26,200
Speaker 1: playing that back in that bedroom though, all that game

1087
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:29,080
Speaker 1: footage where you know how to do all that, but

1088
01:01:29,160 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: you'd have ran up in the thundercat that she didn't.

1089
01:01:32,280 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 1: She didn't, wearing your ass out, and then you done

1090
01:01:34,320 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: climb up in the sane. You just in bed with

1091
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,880
Speaker 1: a little mountain lion, just bombcat, just wearing your ass out,

1092
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: scratching you and passing out instructions. You don't know what

1093
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:47,600
Speaker 1: to do, and these are instructions that's getting on your nerves.

1094
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 1: You know, faster, faster, hold up now, any faster, it's

1095
01:01:52,520 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: gonna be over, you know, you gotta slow down with

1096
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: some of these damn instruction. Now you know harder. I

1097
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,320
Speaker 1: don't threw my damn back out now, ain't no hard

1098
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:02,840
Speaker 1: I ain't got threw my whole damn back out in

1099
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Speaker 1: here now more. Ain't no more. Damn it this see

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Speaker 1: all these instructions. What she was doing was giving you

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01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 1: instruction for you. Ain't got faster, harder, and more. That's

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Speaker 1: all the instructions you can get. I been here, boy,

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01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,919
Speaker 1: that's what we fin to get into. I been here,

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01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: so let me help you out. A few days later,

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01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,760
Speaker 1: we had some drinks and she started getting me in

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01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:27,880
Speaker 1: the mood. She said she do all the work. I

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01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,840
Speaker 1: thought it was. I thought I thought she was too,

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01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 1: but she wasn't ded here. When he finally admitted it,

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01:02:35,520 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 1: I got scared. I'm a forty two year old grown man,

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Speaker 1: and I've never been afraid of any woman in the bedroom,

1111
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: but I doubted myself with her. I remember just lying

1112
01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:49,280
Speaker 1: there like my spirit left my body. She was stuff

1113
01:02:49,360 --> 01:02:52,760
Speaker 1: she was doing to me. It was so damn i'mbelieving.

1114
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm tempted to break up with her, but I'm intrigued.

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01:02:56,680 --> 01:02:59,080
Speaker 1: I planning to be on my A game next time. Boy,

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01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:02,240
Speaker 1: you ain't got no day a game. You ain't got

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01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: no a game if you ain't she got your a

1118
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:08,600
Speaker 1: game out in these two three times. But next time

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01:03:08,680 --> 01:03:10,720
Speaker 1: I have no idea what she'll do. See here that

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01:03:10,840 --> 01:03:14,520
Speaker 1: fear come back in. And she's ten years younger than me.

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01:03:14,600 --> 01:03:17,080
Speaker 1: That ain't no excuse. So I can't continue to be

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01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:19,360
Speaker 1: afraid of her. Would I be a woos if I

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01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: asked her to take it on me? Boy? Let me

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01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:26,520
Speaker 1: tell you something. You a wors if you don't follow

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01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: them damn instructions. Next y, you a wors because you

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01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:35,720
Speaker 1: can't keep up. You a wors because you scared. You

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01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: a worst cause she dominating you a worsh cause she

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01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,240
Speaker 1: done had a bunch of demands. You can't meet see

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01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:44,840
Speaker 1: you you're not And then and then you sitting up

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01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,439
Speaker 1: in here, and then and then what the little party

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01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 1: that we're talking about? She was talking to me so

1132
01:03:48,840 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 1: crazy that now I remember lying there. It was so

1133
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: unbleeved toim. The ain't got next time that your tenure?

1134
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,640
Speaker 1: Where is the part where he said he was apologizing.

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01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 9: Oh that go up, go up? I found myself apologizing

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01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:01,720
Speaker 9: to her and telling.

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01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:05,080
Speaker 1: Her, she said, analyzing their counter saying to get domn better.

1138
01:04:05,400 --> 01:04:07,640
Speaker 1: I felt like I been playing football going there. I

1139
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:11,040
Speaker 1: found myself apologizing her until I do better next time.

1140
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,320
Speaker 1: He was a wish when you started apologizing. You was

1141
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:19,479
Speaker 1: a wish when you said you do better. But see, boy,

1142
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 1: with all that said, you done been off molding. You

1143
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,680
Speaker 1: can chew, that's all it is too. But now here

1144
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:30,640
Speaker 1: come the big brother advice Uncle Steve, or I been

1145
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,640
Speaker 1: that though. Oh, I've been right where you at. Oh,

1146
01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:37,439
Speaker 1: and it's frightening. What do they be doing?

1147
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 6: Oh?

1148
01:04:38,120 --> 01:04:43,200
Speaker 1: They do everything. I've been there before. I don't. I

1149
01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: donet been laying over in the corner sucking my thumb before.

1150
01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: It was just too damn much. I didn't. I didn't

1151
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,640
Speaker 1: have a woman walking to the bed and I'm sitting up,

1152
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:54,720
Speaker 1: pulling the covers up under my chin and shaking while

1153
01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:57,560
Speaker 1: she comes toward the bed. I got the covers up

1154
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,720
Speaker 1: under my chin because if she come again, I done

1155
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 1: been there.

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01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 4: Boy.

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01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,720
Speaker 1: So what you have to do? Here's the way you

1158
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:08,760
Speaker 1: do this. Here. You got to wear her down with

1159
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:13,240
Speaker 1: faul play. Okay, listen to me. You gotta take some

1160
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: of that energy, all that fitness. You got to get

1161
01:05:16,400 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 1: it woe down in folk play. You got to you

1162
01:05:18,520 --> 01:05:21,120
Speaker 1: got to tell them, like, climb up on that shelf

1163
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: in the closet so I can see it. Better see it,

1164
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: take effort, army, crawl round the bed three times towards me,

1165
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,640
Speaker 1: then climb up in the bed. You got to zap

1166
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: some of her energy. Hey baby, Hey babe before we

1167
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: do this tonight. You know, I like doing the downstairs

1168
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: on that couch. Go downstairs and bring that couch up here.

1169
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: Is to wear her ass out than that.

1170
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 9: She's gonna do. You boy, Tod's Strawberry Letters on Instagram.

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01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,439
Speaker 1: Dog, come on over here with me, mad, go play.

1172
01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,960
Speaker 9: Go check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand too.

1173
01:06:04,320 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 9: You're listening.

1174
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 8: Morning show?

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01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:08,520
Speaker 1: All right? Steve J.

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01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 9: Anthony Brown, who you've asked to be ignorant today, is

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01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 9: here with phrases that will break up a friendship.

1178
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,720
Speaker 10: Basically, these are roommate rules, and when you got on

1179
01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:21,480
Speaker 10: your own, you might have to get a roommate to

1180
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 10: branch out. But there's some rules you should live by

1181
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:28,400
Speaker 10: if you get a roommate. First rule, if you don't

1182
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,080
Speaker 10: put it in the fridge, damn it, don't.

1183
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,200
Speaker 9: Take it out the fridge. How about that?

1184
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:35,439
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1185
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:38,200
Speaker 8: At work.

1186
01:06:39,760 --> 01:06:42,640
Speaker 10: The same thing, same thing. You and your significant other

1187
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,440
Speaker 10: should not hag the living room. Take that nashy stuff

1188
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:50,880
Speaker 10: to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here. Other

1189
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,040
Speaker 10: people live here too, all right. Don't go in your

1190
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,439
Speaker 10: roommate's room for a damn thing.

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01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes this Why are you here? What you're

1192
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: doing in here?

1193
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:02,920
Speaker 3: Ain't nothing here for you.

1194
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:07,640
Speaker 10: If your girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese,

1195
01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 10: alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with

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01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:13,320
Speaker 10: their ass when they come over.

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01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:20,760
Speaker 1: Okay. If that's what they like, ain't none wrong. Make

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01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:23,320
Speaker 1: sure make sure they got that in a bag when

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01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:26,320
Speaker 1: they come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

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01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:29,760
Speaker 10: If your boyfriend for the lady, if your boyfriend man

1201
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:32,600
Speaker 10: man likes to play video games, you need a big

1202
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:35,400
Speaker 10: screen TV for his ass in your room.

1203
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:40,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that. This is this is a good

1204
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:42,520
Speaker 1: rule right here. We all should abided by this.

1205
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 10: Nobody who is a roommate is allowed to date anybody

1206
01:07:47,560 --> 01:07:48,520
Speaker 10: that's been to prison.

1207
01:07:48,760 --> 01:07:55,200
Speaker 1: Nobody should. Now, every time you over, you gotta make

1208
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: sure you hold in your room.

1209
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 10: You know you gotta go, you to check all your

1210
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 10: stufff because he no, we can't all right, if you

1211
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:07,920
Speaker 10: got a Christian roommate and you not a Christian, let

1212
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:12,040
Speaker 10: me tell you Christian something. Who whoever sleeps with who

1213
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,760
Speaker 10: who ever sleeps with A ain't your damn thingness?

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01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:20,639
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, the last one last.

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01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 10: If the rent is due on the fulliest the follt,

1216
01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:28,000
Speaker 10: we agree that they pay the rental. We don't want

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01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:40,719
Speaker 10: the rent on the second third, four, fifth, six seven, eight, ninety, tenth, eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeenth, eighteenth, nineteenth, twentieth,

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01:08:41,000 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 10: twenty one and twenty two, twenty three, sixth, twenty seven,

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01:08:47,920 --> 01:08:50,880
Speaker 10: twenty eight, twenty nine thirty. We want it on the

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01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 10: full east Okay.

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01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:56,080
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

1222
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,760
Speaker 9: Those roommate rules a route.

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01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 8: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

1224
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 9: This segment is called it you Think you Know Stress?

1225
01:09:07,439 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 9: Carla found this article and Carlo, what was the article about?

1226
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:14,360
Speaker 9: Talking about our stress versus the kids today and their stress.

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01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:16,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really like a meme and it said

1228
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,320
Speaker 1: you think you know stress?

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01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,760
Speaker 13: When I was a kid, if you missed a TV show,

1230
01:09:22,360 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 13: you just missed it for ever?

1231
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:32,080
Speaker 1: Yes, like yes, that's real. Wasn't no dv all v

1232
01:09:32,280 --> 01:09:35,960
Speaker 1: c all wasn't None of that wasn't. No retaker. We're

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01:09:35,960 --> 01:09:40,320
Speaker 1: gonna add at a later date. No all original program.

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01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,559
Speaker 1: They couldn't add at a later date because it wasn't

1235
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: but three damn stations. No way had the TV went

1236
01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 1: off for twelve James Evans when he died. You missed that.

1237
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,040
Speaker 1: You don't miss the stress. You got to change the channel.

1238
01:09:57,439 --> 01:09:59,840
Speaker 1: You mean I got to get up and walk on

1239
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:01,120
Speaker 1: over there and turn it.

1240
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,040
Speaker 8: You think you know stress?

1241
01:10:04,560 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: That's it, Steve, Steve who took the knob off this TV?

1242
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:11,680
Speaker 1: Where the knob.

1243
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:16,800
Speaker 9: Stras gonna hanger in? It is the flyers, flyers, the

1244
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,719
Speaker 9: players for the antenna. You have a hanger?

1245
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,720
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who more rabbit is.

1246
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:23,719
Speaker 3: Stress?

1247
01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:28,559
Speaker 1: Wait here? Done a long time? Kids know nothing.

1248
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:30,080
Speaker 7: You don't know about stress.

1249
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 6: Rail, Stay off the phone. I'm expecting a call. Yes,

1250
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,280
Speaker 6: it's a one way here. Okay, there's a one way phone.

1251
01:10:42,160 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 6: It can be busy.

1252
01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 1: Hang up so somebody else can use the phone.

1253
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,120
Speaker 9: One bathroom in the whole house.

1254
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,759
Speaker 1: You think you know stress? Nothing?

1255
01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:57,479
Speaker 6: You ain't spal your daddy tell you to bring him

1256
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:58,960
Speaker 6: something while he in that bathroom.

1257
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:04,960
Speaker 1: That's blast stress. Hey tell me I was taking a

1258
01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:09,040
Speaker 1: bath and my daddy came in there to use the bathroom.

1259
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:13,080
Speaker 1: He's just going out. She sat there right and the

1260
01:11:13,240 --> 01:11:20,040
Speaker 1: toilet was right next hooded tone. Oh my god, I

1261
01:11:20,160 --> 01:11:22,639
Speaker 1: watched him pull his pants down and sit down, open

1262
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:28,439
Speaker 1: up that news paper start and man, I was about

1263
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:32,280
Speaker 1: eight years old the first time when I said, I

1264
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:34,920
Speaker 1: was just lowered myself down in the suge man and

1265
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,000
Speaker 1: just let the sugs get up in my nose because

1266
01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:41,400
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's right here. She saw me in there,

1267
01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: splashing around. I had a mask on and everything. I

1268
01:11:44,880 --> 01:11:46,720
Speaker 1: looked up with my little mask on, and he was

1269
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: in there. Boy, I got into his own room. I can't.

1270
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,599
Speaker 1: I can't wait on you. Get out of here, gone

1271
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:57,200
Speaker 1: gone play like you're playing. Play you know what you

1272
01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:00,160
Speaker 1: just done? You know right now, I'm just trying to you.

1273
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:06,360
Speaker 1: I mean mine, I'm talking about like I wasn't even now,

1274
01:12:08,680 --> 01:12:11,080
Speaker 1: like I wasn't even hit now. Man, you're gonna read

1275
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:17,880
Speaker 1: the whole news boy, this one hell not the play

1276
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:30,679
Speaker 1: could lord discussing? Yeah, about fifteen minutes. Then he got

1277
01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:35,240
Speaker 1: up and flushed and walked out. I just got out

1278
01:12:35,360 --> 01:12:38,200
Speaker 1: the tub and took one tie and wrapped it around

1279
01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:43,280
Speaker 1: my head and just stood damn man in the bath

1280
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:45,639
Speaker 1: pool trying to figure out what the hell had happened

1281
01:12:45,680 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 1: to me.

1282
01:12:46,400 --> 01:12:47,280
Speaker 5: Gather yourself.

1283
01:12:47,439 --> 01:12:54,160
Speaker 1: So these kids don't know stray, What about this one

1284
01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:58,400
Speaker 1: right here? Go to your room, the room, what do

1285
01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:03,400
Speaker 1: you mean? The room with nothing? This room that don't

1286
01:13:03,439 --> 01:13:08,680
Speaker 1: have a TV. There's no video, there's no TV. My

1287
01:13:08,840 --> 01:13:11,880
Speaker 1: games is down in the basement. Go to that room,

1288
01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:16,360
Speaker 1: the one ain't number any here with this bed you

1289
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:19,560
Speaker 1: don't with a cardboard box just turn up as a

1290
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: night stand. You talking about this room that ain't got

1291
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:27,519
Speaker 1: nothing but an overhead light that I only can turn

1292
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,320
Speaker 1: to switch off when you say cut it off.

1293
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,759
Speaker 9: All right, all right, you don't know strets.

1294
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: We know one that got no claws. And all my

1295
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:38,280
Speaker 1: stuff is hanging on a hook on the wall. The

1296
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:40,720
Speaker 1: whole wardrobe was on a hook on the wall.

1297
01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:41,280
Speaker 4: All right.

1298
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,599
Speaker 9: We'll be back with more of the Steam Harvey Morning

1299
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,559
Speaker 9: Show right after visit.

1300
01:13:46,360 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1301
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 9: Okay, So, Carla, you're the ambassador for the twenty fifth

1302
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,120
Speaker 9: anniversary of Sister Strut in Detroit. We gotta say the

1303
01:14:00,160 --> 01:14:04,479
Speaker 9: whole show. Congratulations. That's quite an honor. Congratulations, You're gonna

1304
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:06,880
Speaker 9: be with You're gonna be with our Mixed ninety two

1305
01:14:06,880 --> 01:14:09,760
Speaker 9: point three family this Saturday, coming in Detroit. So you

1306
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,840
Speaker 9: got to tell us about the twenty fifth anniversary.

1307
01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:16,479
Speaker 13: That's right, Shirley, Okay, Steve, Shirley Junior Monica. I am

1308
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:21,120
Speaker 13: so honored, so honored to serve it as this year's ambassador.

1309
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:25,559
Speaker 13: Twenty five years our Mixed ninety two point three family.

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01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:30,000
Speaker 13: We have been heightening awareness about breast cancer and we

1311
01:14:30,160 --> 01:14:31,960
Speaker 13: are strutting this Saturday.

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Speaker 1: It's going to be it's so big in Detroit.

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Speaker 13: First of all, the walk is really really big, and

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Speaker 13: so we want everyone to come out. So if you

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Speaker 13: are in support of someone that's going through breast cancer,

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Speaker 13: or you're family member of a survivor, or you're just

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Speaker 13: walking in memory of a loved one, come out. We're

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Speaker 13: gonna be at Spirit Plaza this Saturday.

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Speaker 1: Indeed, Detroit, the.

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Speaker 9: Music, games, food trucks, a whole lot.

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Speaker 13: I want you to get the details at Mix nine

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Speaker 13: two three fm dot com and they'll have all the details.

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Speaker 13: And I want you to help strut and help the

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Speaker 13: sisters fight against breast cancer in Detroit.

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Speaker 9: I'll be there, all right, all right, Congratulations Carla, that's

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Speaker 9: quite an honor. Congratulations today.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's a big that's a big anniversary. And they

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Speaker 7: chose you. All right, yeah, sorry, thank you, Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 7: thank you, Carla.

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Speaker 9: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 9: up at thirty three minutes after we'll play around him.

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Speaker 9: Would you rather right after.

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Speaker 8: This you're listening Harvey Morning Show?

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01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:39,840
Speaker 9: Time now for a round him? Would you rather? Would

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Speaker 9: you rather live with ten small dogs or would you

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Speaker 9: rather live with ten toddlers?

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Speaker 1: Give me the dogs?

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not changing that many pamples, five of them

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Speaker 6: go at the same time.

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Speaker 7: I ain't got time of it.

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Speaker 1: One big pail. Let me put this food in there.

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Speaker 1: I can walk away. Yeah, let me do that.

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Speaker 9: Steve, we have not heard from you.

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Speaker 1: I'm not staying with no ten toddlers. You got seven

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Speaker 1: keys already. No, I can't chase after the minute people,

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Speaker 1: all these steps in this damn house. Stop, get out,

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Speaker 1: put that back?

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Speaker 5: What you doing?

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Speaker 1: Sit over that? Don't touch that, but you're crying for

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Speaker 1: stop hitting him. Get over here. No, we ain't got

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01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 1: no more. Stop eating that. Don't eat put that out

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01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 1: your mouth. Put your hand in that socket. If you

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01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 1: want to quit crawling over there? What is you picking

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Speaker 1: up off the floor for?

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Speaker 9: Laid out?

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Speaker 1: Get out the flow, lay down there, don't climb on that.

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Speaker 1: No more exhausted, first off, jog I'm done. And you'll

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Speaker 1: say all that in fifteen minutes. Yeah, wait a minute, No, no.

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Speaker 9: All right, all right, let's go. Would you rather wear

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Speaker 9: no socks for six months or no underwear for six months?

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Speaker 1: I'm wearing shoes though. Right I'm walking seeing my job,

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Speaker 1: in my job, it'd be hard no socks because man,

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Speaker 1: I've got to stand much. But I guess I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have to go with the no socks. I'm gonna have

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Speaker 1: to I'm gonna have draw but I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 1: buy that old fashioned ass foot pot of that cake

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Speaker 1: up yellow yellow, So I feel like I got a

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Speaker 1: sock on in there. But if I try to do

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Speaker 1: my job in front of all these people with no

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Speaker 1: draws on, I can tell you right now, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a full blown situation. I'm on the internet every day.

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Speaker 1: Ready to love is over? Yeah, because it'll look like

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Speaker 1: you all ready.

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Speaker 7: It looks like you are always scuting.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about man, he'd been cutting on well, well,

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Speaker 1: let's cut on family fuse. See what side he owned today?

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Speaker 3: See what side?

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Speaker 9: No, you didn't, Steve, cause you.

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Speaker 1: Don't got them families over there. You never know what's

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Speaker 1: gonna be. That's you. I know how to tell my

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Speaker 1: jokes and steak keep working.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, coming up, jeez, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yes he didn't like that answer. Coming up, laughing.

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Speaker 9: Forty nine minutes, we'll have some closing remarks from the

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Speaker 9: one and only Steve Harvey right after.

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Speaker 1: The hurry up, about to turn the coma.

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Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are our last breakup, the

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Speaker 9: day you ready to take us out?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just thinking of a couple of things. I've been

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Speaker 1: watching a lot of people who you know, on the

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Speaker 1: news and stuff like this, who seem that that are

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Speaker 1: in such despair, you know, and I've listened. I was

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Speaker 1: watching somebody online the other day talking about how hopeless

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Speaker 1: their life seemed to them. I want to offer people

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Speaker 1: something to think about. Be very very conscious of the

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Speaker 1: word hopeless, you know, be very very conscious of feeling hopeless,

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Speaker 1: because it can happen if you're not careful. And I've

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Speaker 1: had to end my life on several times. Become very

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01:20:17,960 --> 01:20:23,400
Speaker 1: acutely aware of this trick that the devil uses. And

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Speaker 1: if the devil can get you to feel like it's hopeless,

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Speaker 1: oh man, he's got you. He's got you right where

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Speaker 1: he wants you. I remember several times, man, when I

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01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:42,040
Speaker 1: was homeless, Man, when I just didn't see this career

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Speaker 1: going the way I wanted it to go. I was

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Speaker 1: just in some dark places. Man. You know, look, man,

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01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:51,800
Speaker 1: when you don't have a house to go to at

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Speaker 1: the end of the day, it's it's it's a it's

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Speaker 1: a it's a it's a debilitating thought repeatedly to go wow,

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Speaker 1: to not be able to say I'm going home, because

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Speaker 1: you know, I mean, no matter how rough a day

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Speaker 1: you have, if you have the comfort to say, man,

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Speaker 1: well skip all this, I'm going home, and you can

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Speaker 1: turn that key and get into this place that you

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Speaker 1: stay as, no matter what it looks like or how

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Speaker 1: small or how big, it's your home. If you can

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Speaker 1: turn that key and go in there and shut that

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Speaker 1: door and lock out them troubles for a minute, it

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Speaker 1: gives you a moment to regroup yourself. So not having

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Speaker 1: the comfort of saying I'm going home was rough on

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Speaker 1: me at times, and it was times where the devil

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Speaker 1: would get into my mind and say, Man, it ain't

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Speaker 1: no way out of this. You just homeless. You not

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Speaker 1: getting these gigs. Ain't nobody calling you all this? You

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Speaker 1: want to be on TV, you want to be a star, Steve,

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Speaker 1: this is hopeless. I had to catch myself because hope

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Speaker 1: is a very important thing to cling on to, because

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Speaker 1: sometimes you only have hope to cling on to, and

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Speaker 1: you've got to keep hope alive. I remember when Jesse

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Speaker 1: Jackson used to say it, keep hope alive, keep hope alive.

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Speaker 1: People don't know how really important that is. To keep

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Speaker 1: hope alive, not faith, not belief, not being factual that

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Speaker 1: I know this is gonna happen. But if you can

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Speaker 1: just say the mere words, man, I hope I be okay, Man,

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Speaker 1: I hope this workout. I hope God hear me. I

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Speaker 1: hope I get a break. I hope this don't last

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Speaker 1: too much longer. Just say hope. Just say it. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you, man, clinging on to that word hope. Hope

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Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith, because, like I say all

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Speaker 1: the time, sometimes I used to hope I got a

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Speaker 1: bike for Christmas. I used to hope I would get

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Speaker 1: a toy. I used to hope you know that I graduated.

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Speaker 1: I hope I get a job one day. Well, eventually,

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Speaker 1: as I got older, all that hope and I used

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Speaker 1: to do, eventually I learned how wow, this is really faith.

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Speaker 1: Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.

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Speaker 1: But it begins with hope, because when you're young, it's

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Speaker 1: just hope. I hope Santa Claus bring me this. I

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Speaker 1: hope I get a bike. Man, I hope I get

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Speaker 1: that doll house. I hope I get that oven this year.

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Speaker 1: I hope. I hope he asked me out. I hope

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Speaker 1: she say yes. I hope she will be my Valentine.

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Speaker 1: I used to hope for so many things, man, But

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Speaker 1: as I got older, understood that hope was just the

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Speaker 1: pure essence. There's a scripture, man, I wish I could

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Speaker 1: think of it right now. Faith is the substance of

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Speaker 1: things hope for it. That's it, and the evidence of

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Speaker 1: things not seen. Faith is the substance of things hope for.

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Speaker 1: That's why you got to keep saying our hope even

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Speaker 1: if you ain't strong enough to believe.

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Speaker 3: Hope.

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Speaker 1: It's the substance of faith, because faith is the substance

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Speaker 1: of things hope for. You can't have faith with our

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01:24:39,080 --> 01:24:41,639
Speaker 1: first hoping, I hope this happened.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 1: Faith is a belief in things that you cannot see.

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Speaker 1: So what are you hoping it to? What are you

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Speaker 1: thinks that you cannot see something you hope for? You

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Speaker 1: got to keep hope alive, y'all. When you feel like

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna make it, just keep saying our hope. Lord,

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Speaker 1: I hope God, I hope Lord, Please, I hope. And

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you he'll come to you. He'll come to you.

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01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:08,759
Speaker 1: And faith is the substance of things hope for hope

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01:25:08,920 --> 01:25:12,360
Speaker 1: turns into faith if you just keep saying it. Keep

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Speaker 1: hope alive, y'all. Always just keep saying you hope. That's

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01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:19,720
Speaker 1: the beginning of things happening and changing in your life.

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Speaker 1: Those are my closing remarks. And they'll hope that did

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Speaker 1: something for somebody. Hey, listen, y'all, talk to God. He'd

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you today. See them all for all.

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Speaker 9: Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void were prohibited. Participants

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01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,880
Speaker 9: must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,

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01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:47,759
Speaker 9: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules. Visit Steve Harvey

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Speaker 9: fm dot com.

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Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show