Speaker 1: Sauce on the Side episode. I think we're into the
Speaker 1: eighties at this point. Sure, yeah, And I have a
Speaker 1: lot of questions. Well, one I posted asked me any things.
Speaker 1: I said, hey, post to us. Wait, no one, I
Speaker 1: asked if people could ask us anything. So we got
Speaker 1: a lot of those questions. And two does Scotti need something?
Speaker 2: I was supposed to record with him?
Speaker 1: Forgot?
Speaker 2: So I whole thing over. Sorry, yeah, sorry, oh wow,
Speaker 2: I forgot. I'm not gonna lie. He just said it's okay,
Speaker 2: So hopefully he means that.
Speaker 1: Sauce on the Side episode eighty something. I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly which one, but apparently at this moment, I have
Speaker 1: stolen Diamond away from Scott, who she was supposed to
Speaker 1: record with today. Were you guys gonna do like a
Speaker 1: Serial Killers thing?
Speaker 2: We were?
Speaker 1: Where's Andrew?
Speaker 2: There's some drama going on, I think the real Killer boys.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, but I would love to see
Speaker 2: a breakup in real time.
Speaker 1: We should host the intervention about their breakup in here,
Speaker 1: because there are a lot of big feelings floating around
Speaker 1: about you know, whose fault it is, who doesn't want
Speaker 1: to record, who does, who doesn't want to make money?
Speaker 1: Who does, and I would love to just give my
Speaker 1: opinion on all of it.
Speaker 2: Should we call him in here?
Speaker 1: Yeah maybe I don't know, but he's going to be
Speaker 1: such a crazy person about it, and Andrew's not here. Yes,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he walked off on me earlier when we tried
Speaker 2: to I tried to talk to him about.
Speaker 1: It, and now we're just gonna put him on the spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he didn't like my opinion and so he walked away.
Speaker 1: Okay, And I think first we just need to set
Speaker 1: up like exactly what's happening in here. So I'll put
Speaker 1: him on Nate's mike, which is and we'll see where
Speaker 1: this goes. Thank God for editing.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 1: Feel like he's about coming here and throw temper tantrum.
Speaker 1: He is waiting.
Speaker 2: This should be a crossover episode.
Speaker 1: Scott, we can do a crossover episode. Come in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll go get the stuff while you talk to
Speaker 2: Gandhi because I know the I know you're going over
Speaker 2: there and you're going to come here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to sit there, Scotty, watch your mouth. This
Speaker 1: is a classy podcast.
Speaker 3: What's she doing? What you just walk into?
Speaker 1: So you walked into we hear that there's drama going
Speaker 1: on with the serial Killers.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's drama.
Speaker 1: You don't think there's drama. Okay, and Diamond was supposed
Speaker 1: to record with you today, which is kind of weird
Speaker 1: because Andrew usually records with you. Diamond was going to
Speaker 1: he's busy this week. The whole week he's busy.
Speaker 3: He's always busy, but this week he's extra busy because
Speaker 3: the thing he's going to.
Speaker 1: This weekend, the thing he's going to, the festival.
Speaker 3: Whatever he's going. He's leaving our big.
Speaker 1: Company festival, the iHeartRadio Music festival anymore.
Speaker 3: So it's fine.
Speaker 1: You know why you don't get invited? You know what
Speaker 1: you did.
Speaker 3: I don't think I did anything.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is great. We should unpack all of this.
Speaker 1: This should totally be a crossover episode. Do you want
Speaker 1: to do that and then you can save save your
Speaker 1: energy having it's fine?
Speaker 3: But how do I record like mine?
Speaker 1: What do you mean yours?
Speaker 3: How do I do it?
Speaker 2: How do you do? What?
Speaker 1: What are you asking?
Speaker 3: Well? You're okay, so you want to do a crossover episode,
Speaker 3: that's fine, but like, how do I get the piece
Speaker 3: like to play for serial Killers?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: No, this was ra thing. This would run on both channels. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is she's getting you serious.
Speaker 3: So welcome to serial killers.
Speaker 1: Scotty just learned what a crossover is.
Speaker 3: I know what it is, but I just thought, maybe,
Speaker 3: like I just take the piece of the cereal part
Speaker 3: and play it.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna unpack one thing out of time.
Speaker 3: That's fine, blacktaied, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's got milk, she's got cinnamon, tools crunch. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm letting you. No, no, I'm not touching any of this.
Speaker 1: Why because they're cinnamon in that?
Speaker 3: No, no, there's not. It's just called that. It's it's
Speaker 3: hot chocolate flavored. I don't know if I trust they do,
Speaker 3: know they do things other than cinnamon.
Speaker 1: You've poisoned me on multiple occasions. Yes you have. Okay,
Speaker 1: one thing at a time, Scott, Okay, while Diamond is
Speaker 1: running around.
Speaker 3: Their camera's on here. Yeah where that that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay are you okay?
Speaker 3: Why be fun of my haircut?
Speaker 1: Can you focus on one thing?
Speaker 2: First? Of all?
Speaker 1: Pills, your haircut looks like you're off the boot camp.
Speaker 1: I didn't make fun of it. I said, oh, you
Speaker 1: got a military haircut.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing. So I went to the barber yesterday,
Speaker 3: and you know, he gives me the same haircut every
Speaker 3: time closet it is the body shaver. But he didn't
Speaker 3: he doesn't do that anymore. But so he just started.
Speaker 3: I was like, well, wait, it's too short, and he's like, no,
Speaker 3: it's one That's what I always do. But it looked
Speaker 3: it looked insanely short this time, much shorter than you.
Speaker 1: It just looks like military style.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've never said that before. And I get
Speaker 3: the same haircut every time.
Speaker 1: So I think I don't get the same haircut every time.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I think it's I think it's less.
Speaker 1: Than a one diamond. We brought in the man, the
Speaker 1: world's most chaotic man. Yes, yes, he's like flipping out
Speaker 1: about seven things at one time.
Speaker 3: You should have written down everyth because I don't worry.
Speaker 1: I don't remember all of it. Okay, So first he
Speaker 1: said I made fun of his haircut. I didn't make
Speaker 1: fun of his haircut. I said, nice military haircut, did
Speaker 1: I not? You were right there?
Speaker 2: You were right there. But I think we should make
Speaker 2: fun of it.
Speaker 3: Something is off, No, I said, I think something's off, Yes,
Speaker 3: because I get the same one every time, the.
Speaker 1: Guy who shaves his whole body closet that.
Speaker 3: Once or twice, maybe once I forget.
Speaker 1: He also learned what a crossover episode.
Speaker 3: I know what it is. They did it in the
Speaker 3: eighties on all the sitcoms. I get it, but I
Speaker 3: wasn't sure. Do you play the whole episode?
Speaker 1: Your level of franticness down? Just a knock please?
Speaker 3: She does this to me everyone, No, it's you.
Speaker 1: It's the next thing that we need to unpack is
Speaker 1: should we go for the drama behind Andrew and Scott. No,
Speaker 1: that's a big one. Let's talk about why you're no
Speaker 1: longer invited to the I Art Festival.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Yes, this is good. This is good.
Speaker 1: I don't think I didn't do anything. Okay, let's talk
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Can I just give you a little bit of background,
Speaker 3: that's what we need. Yeah. So, the iHeartRadio Music Festival
Speaker 3: has been going on for I don't know what, fifteen,
Speaker 3: sixteen years or something. At this point, it's a lot
Speaker 3: of years.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So I was there from the beginning. I was with
Speaker 3: the original crew that we had no idea what we
Speaker 3: were doing. Threw it all together, and I was there
Speaker 3: for every year until well, you know, like three years ago,
Speaker 3: because you know, there was some like divorce stuff going
Speaker 3: on and I couldn't go. So I didn't go that year.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry that that happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is what it is. And so then last
Speaker 3: year I was available to go because you know, the
Speaker 3: custody and the kids and everything. So I didn't have
Speaker 3: my daughter that weekend, so I was able to go.
Speaker 3: It wasn't something whatever.
Speaker 1: And you want it.
Speaker 3: I did want to go, Yes, I want to go.
Speaker 3: I never didn't want to go, So so I reached
Speaker 3: out and said, hey, I am available this year, and
Speaker 3: they were like, great, you know, book the flights, you know,
Speaker 3: tell us which hotel you want and we'll put you
Speaker 3: in the hotel and everything. Great. We were so excited. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then and then so I said, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that's awesome. Okay, you know this flight, that and the other.
Speaker 3: Oh by the way, what do you want me to
Speaker 3: do this year? The same as usual? No, no, no,
Speaker 3: well we're going to change it up a little bit
Speaker 3: this year. So this time we want you to be
Speaker 3: they call it the House of Music or something. Is
Speaker 3: that the outdoor thing on the plaza outside, you know,
Speaker 3: in the hundred degrees in Las Vegas, you know.
Speaker 1: So, I mean you were like, hey, I want to
Speaker 1: come work, and they were like, cool, we'll take care
Speaker 1: of everything, no problem. Then you were like, well, what
Speaker 1: am I going to be doing? Then they said you're
Speaker 1: going to be outside. Then you said, well.
Speaker 3: Because I've been doing this sh Then you said, oh,
Speaker 3: I'll get back to you. And then I called somebody
Speaker 3: to find out exactly what that was all about. And uh,
Speaker 3: you know, you remember I've been doing the same thing
Speaker 3: there for many many years inside the arena, I know
Speaker 3: it inside and out.
Speaker 1: Things change.
Speaker 3: I understand a thing. A lot of things change in life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And so I then decided, I said, look, I really
Speaker 3: I love it, thank you so much, but I just
Speaker 3: I don't want to be outside for sixteen hours in
Speaker 3: one hundred degrees, going NonStop. It's just not what I
Speaker 3: really want to do.
Speaker 1: So you wanted to go to Vegas and have the
Speaker 1: princess job.
Speaker 3: I want to do what I normally did. Princess listen,
Speaker 3: listen to me and I hold on. And I wanted
Speaker 3: to say, like, I'm not above doing anything. I'll hang banners,
Speaker 3: I'll hang banners. I'll do all that stuff. I'll go
Speaker 3: get coffee. I don't care. I'm not I'm not above anything.
Speaker 3: I just I didn't want to be outside. It's an
Speaker 3: indoor the concert is an indoor thing. This was a
Speaker 3: separate event. This is a different event.
Speaker 1: It's all part of the festival.
Speaker 3: It's not it is it is whatever it is is.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to do that. I'm sorry. Okay, so
Speaker 3: you don't sell sorry. So then what I was told
Speaker 3: was are you kidding? That's those were the exact words.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: It was on it was on the phone. No, was
Speaker 3: that yeah? Oh yeah, it was in text? Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And I said, well, no, it's no. I just know
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: And now you have not been invited back.
Speaker 3: I have not, and this person doesn't talk to me anymore,
Speaker 3: even though I said, look, no no hard feelings, no
Speaker 3: bad blood. I just I want to help, I really do,
Speaker 3: but I just don't want to be outside because it's
Speaker 3: like different event. That's not really what I want to do.
Speaker 1: Okay, So let's talk about all the things you could
Speaker 1: have done differently.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please, because you know I ruined everything. God forbid.
Speaker 3: I ever need a job up above, I'm never getting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that ship sailed years ago, years, like years, last year,
Speaker 1: maybe decades ago. You were going to be a higher
Speaker 1: up here?
Speaker 3: Is that a higher up? Could be like an events
Speaker 3: guy or something, could you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, so what if if you are asking me what
Speaker 1: I would have done? It's as long as we want
Speaker 1: to go on, We're going to get to your stupid cereal. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this crossover.
Speaker 3: Okay, please please, I'm sorry. I wanted to do so.
Speaker 1: Understand why you're divorced.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you had a big hand in it.
Speaker 1: I had a small hand in it. My hands are
Speaker 1: very tiny. Anyway, are you drinking coke into a microphone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna burp too.
Speaker 3: I promise him that that's only with PEPSI.
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, I think this is where I think you
Speaker 1: went wrong. You reached out to them and you were like, hey,
Speaker 1: I want to come. They said, cool, we're going to
Speaker 1: take care of your hotel, your flight's you picked a hotel,
Speaker 1: you could have picked a really nice hotel, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: They're going to take care of it. Then you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. To work, but wait, what's my job?
Speaker 1: And then when they told you didn't like your job,
Speaker 1: that's where you could have done something differently. You could
Speaker 1: have come up with other reasons why you cannot be
Speaker 1: outside in the heat for sixteen hours, Like I'm old
Speaker 1: as fuck, I will die, I'm out the side, what
Speaker 1: I'm white, I won't burn, you know, like there are
Speaker 1: a lot of things. I have a bad knee. You
Speaker 1: always have a bad somebody part. What's hurting right now?
Speaker 1: I have a bad back. I can't stand outside for
Speaker 1: sixteen hours? How could I make myself useful inside? Because
Speaker 1: of all of my physical ailments and my age?
Speaker 3: First of all, f you second about looking back on it, now,
Speaker 3: I agree with you. That was what I did was
Speaker 3: not the proper avenue, right.
Speaker 1: I tell you all the time, you're too honest for
Speaker 1: your own good. I should have sometimes you just need
Speaker 1: a little tacked class.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should have just sucked it up and said okay,
Speaker 3: because looking back, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: I could have said I need I would love to
Speaker 1: be there. I really want to help. Here's where I'm
Speaker 1: going to be most useful. Here's where I can't do it.
Speaker 1: But just to be like ew, no, I'm not working outside. Stick.
Speaker 3: That's not really It's not really how it did it?
Speaker 3: I said.
Speaker 1: I wrote back and asked, are you kidding? Obviously you
Speaker 1: said something crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just said I really would rather not be
Speaker 3: outside all day. That's pretty much what you.
Speaker 1: Just should have followed it up with, like a medical
Speaker 1: excuse or something. I'm not saying that you're wrong to
Speaker 1: not want to be outside at all.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: You're the OG, You've been there for a long time.
Speaker 1: You feel like you've earned the right to be inside.
Speaker 1: I just think that, you know, sometimes that team can
Speaker 1: be a little temperamental with who they're inviting, what you're
Speaker 1: doing when you're there, So knowing that for you to
Speaker 1: just be like, yeah, I don't want to work outside,
Speaker 1: what did you think was gonna happen? Can you stop
Speaker 1: consuming things while you're on a microphone?
Speaker 3: I figured maybe they'd say, oh, okay, well then you
Speaker 3: know you can do X instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how did that work out? It didn't, right, Diamond.
Speaker 2: I will tell you the same thing that I told
Speaker 2: him when he initially told me about this last year.
Speaker 2: I said, you're a lunatic, because how do you reach
Speaker 2: out and say, hey, I want to work and then
Speaker 2: they give you something to do to this.
Speaker 3: I just assumed i'd be doing the same thing I
Speaker 3: did for twelve years.
Speaker 1: But you can't assume anything. And as you know, change
Speaker 1: happens all the time. Yeah, maybe that's maybe this is
Speaker 1: the other thing to unpack with you, Scott, and change
Speaker 1: is not good. What just happened to you?
Speaker 3: I can't stand the watch keeps doing things and keep
Speaker 3: its vibrating. I hate it. I don't know how to
Speaker 3: shut it off. God, I hate dealing with.
Speaker 1: You is like having an unruly puppy.
Speaker 3: I just just see next to me and it won't stop.
Speaker 3: Now my phone is the whole thing. I can't go.
Speaker 2: Please save me.
Speaker 1: We'll be done with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why did we do this?
Speaker 3: I don't know why you call me in.
Speaker 1: Here because you're freaking out in the other rooms to.
Speaker 3: Do a shit show. No, it's just asking Diamond, like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess we're not going to record to it, which
Speaker 3: is fine because I know you have things going on,
Speaker 3: and I because I appreciate you helping me out because
Speaker 3: otherwise there wasn't gonna be an episode on Monday, and
Speaker 3: it would have been an issue for me. I would
Speaker 3: have done it myself, I guess.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then that brings us to our third thing that's
Speaker 1: going on with you, And it's kind of sad that
Speaker 1: we don't have Andrew here because I know Andrew has
Speaker 1: a lot of things to say.
Speaker 3: If Andrew came in, I would walk out.
Speaker 1: I just seems that there's no drama.
Speaker 3: I just don't want to I just don't want to
Speaker 3: deal with it because what's.
Speaker 2: Going on me?
Speaker 1: Okay, what's going on with you?
Speaker 3: And Andrew in a nutshell? For probably two or three
Speaker 3: years already, he's been trying to put together this live show.
Speaker 1: So how exciting?
Speaker 3: So exciting. So what we were supposed to do like
Speaker 3: two years ago, probably already when did Caroline's close? Is it?
Speaker 3: Like it's been a while on, way a while, so
Speaker 3: we were we were all set to like do a
Speaker 3: live show there. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I think it's really cool.
Speaker 3: I think it's cool.
Speaker 1: A lot of podcasts do it.
Speaker 3: I do think it's cool as well. Okay, I wasn't into.
Speaker 1: It, and you're not into that, you're not into working outside.
Speaker 3: Okay, So now he sends out this text, Hey, there,
Speaker 3: maybe take a look at one of these dates because
Speaker 3: we have the opportunity to do I'm doing it with
Speaker 3: all the podcasts to do a live show at the library,
Speaker 3: whatever the hell it's called. I don't know, someplace downtown.
Speaker 3: I don't know. And and again I said, Andrew, I
Speaker 3: really don't think so. I just don't see it. Why
Speaker 3: I don't see it?
Speaker 1: Okay, well why don't you see it? And I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm not taking aside and just hear from you why
Speaker 1: you don't see it? Because we know why he does
Speaker 1: see it. There's finance involved. He wants you to make
Speaker 1: some money.
Speaker 3: He wants some money. He wants the money. He doesn't
Speaker 3: also thinks.
Speaker 1: It's cool to produce a live event and you can
Speaker 1: add that to your portfolio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he doesn't care if we give the listeners crap.
Speaker 3: He just wants the money.
Speaker 1: Why would you give the listeners crap? Because Kevin, are
Speaker 1: you hearing any of this?
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: I don't think that our podcast translates into a live
Speaker 3: stage show. So here's what we do in case anyone
Speaker 3: listening to the Sauce on the Side podcast right now
Speaker 3: does not know of the Serial Killers. Hi, I'm Scotty
Speaker 3: be half of the Serial Killers podcast, that's cereal with
Speaker 3: a sea. We don't kill people. We eat cereal. So
Speaker 3: what it is is, for fifteen minutes, we get three cereals,
Speaker 3: one new one and two other random ones, and we
Speaker 3: sit there and we eat it and we taste it,
Speaker 3: we talk about it and we decide, you know what,
Speaker 3: we rate it on taste and whatever and whether you
Speaker 3: should try it or not. And that's what we do
Speaker 3: for fifteen minutes. We sit and we eat three cereals.
Speaker 3: So that's what he wants to do for forty five
Speaker 3: minutes on stage in front of people that may or
Speaker 3: may not even know what the show is all about.
Speaker 1: And don't I think if they bought tickets they know
Speaker 1: what the show is about.
Speaker 3: I don't you think.
Speaker 1: Some random person is going to say you and Andrew
Speaker 1: and two bowls of cereal where it says serial killers,
Speaker 1: and they're gonna be like that looks good. Let me
Speaker 1: just go to that.
Speaker 3: Yes, I do?
Speaker 1: Are you insane?
Speaker 3: I'm not?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: I think that people There are people that come from
Speaker 3: New York City on vacation and they walk around looking
Speaker 3: for things to do. No doubt that this will be
Speaker 3: posted on some sites somewhere we'll people like, oh, let
Speaker 3: me see what to do on Friday night. Oh this
Speaker 3: looks interesting, let me just buy tickets for it. It's cereal.
Speaker 3: I like cereal. Let's see what it's all about. And
Speaker 3: then they're like, what is this? I don't understand. This
Speaker 3: is stupid, especially when there's going to be when it
Speaker 3: was going to be at a comedy show. Even more so,
Speaker 3: we're not funny. We just sit there and eat cereal.
Speaker 1: I find need to be a clown.
Speaker 3: You know, so random off the streets and they're going
Speaker 3: to be like, what is this? I want my money back,
Speaker 3: and they're gonna throw tomatoes.
Speaker 1: What decade is this?
Speaker 2: Literally?
Speaker 1: Roman Colisseum, Who's still tomatoes? So you shut it down
Speaker 1: because in your head you believe it's going to somehow
Speaker 1: get filled with people who have no concept of what
Speaker 1: the serial killers are, but they bought tickets to see
Speaker 1: the serial.
Speaker 3: Killers say a handful, yeah, a handful. Well it's a
Speaker 3: small venue anyway. So they're like, five people, it's some
Speaker 3: kind of murder mystery show where we eat cereal.
Speaker 2: Well not if it's spelled cereal.
Speaker 1: And then the two of you, I know you ever
Speaker 1: do that? What would you ever see a show listed
Speaker 1: somewhere and just be like, well this looks interesting, let
Speaker 1: me go, or would you look into who is this?
Speaker 1: What is the show going to be about?
Speaker 3: But not everybody is as smart as the three of us.
Speaker 2: I mean, put me in with you.
Speaker 3: What I just I can't. I just don't see the
Speaker 3: vision of us sitting on stage eating cereal and being like, okay,
Speaker 3: but your what's your favorite cereal out there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Two? Can'ts Sam?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I see your T shirt like, I don't understand what
Speaker 3: is wrong with that? I get it, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Can I can? I say? Let me let me poke
Speaker 2: holes in this?
Speaker 3: Please? I look, convince me. I would love to.
Speaker 2: I tried to earlier, and you walked out on me because.
Speaker 3: You were berating me. Because I know Andrew got in
Speaker 3: your head. I could hear it, I could hear it.
Speaker 2: I can't. I wish that Andrew had that much got
Speaker 2: in your head.
Speaker 1: He'd be trying.
Speaker 2: But you can't know. Uh So I'll stand up for
Speaker 2: Andrew at this point because I agree with him.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 2: You literally your excuse for everything is single dad, don't
Speaker 2: have any money, single dad. I'm sure that single dad.
Speaker 2: I need more money, single dad.
Speaker 3: Money. It's not all about money. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: sit there and embarrass myself.
Speaker 2: There's literally a lot of sorry. Literally every at least
Speaker 2: once or twice a week, you talk about the fact
Speaker 2: that you talk about money or lack thereof, right, So,
Speaker 2: like you're giving an opportunity to potentially not even just
Speaker 2: grow your show that you've worked so hard on for
Speaker 2: at least what five years now, you guys consistent six
Speaker 2: years now? You have the opportunity. That's insane. You have
Speaker 2: the opportunity to make money and just see where something goes.
Speaker 2: Are you not excited for a new experience? At the
Speaker 2: very least you want to try something new?
Speaker 3: Nowadays, these things wind up all over the internet. Here
Speaker 3: I hear, who's this idiot?
Speaker 2: I like, I wonder you so scared of you literally
Speaker 2: have footage of yourself online being a lunatic. Somebody is
Speaker 2: already saying that.
Speaker 3: I know, I understand that.
Speaker 1: But you choke down a banana like it's the biggest
Speaker 1: dick ever constantly it's on camera.
Speaker 3: For that I should be on only fans. I'm making
Speaker 3: that kind of money.
Speaker 1: I have been telling you this for quite some time.
Speaker 2: That he's scared of that too.
Speaker 3: Kids. I can't do he said.
Speaker 1: If he got an only fans page, his kids would
Speaker 1: be taken. One of them is a full adult. I
Speaker 1: don't know who's gonna come kiss Ashley.
Speaker 3: She won't talk to you anymore. She made fun of me.
Speaker 3: I did mention it to her. She's like, Dad, you're
Speaker 3: not doing that.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just she said, Dad. It started with Dad.
Speaker 2: You're the dad.
Speaker 1: You can do what you want. What's fine.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: That's nice of you. But you do plenty of stuff
Speaker 1: and say plenty of stuff on the air with our show,
Speaker 1: including but not limited to, fucking ted e bar carving
Speaker 1: a hole and disgusting doing whatever happened with the when
Speaker 1: you nearly cut yourself to death, whatever.
Speaker 3: Happens, like all the things I spoke about in the room.
Speaker 1: You've definitely talked about ted ebear on the air. You've
Speaker 1: talked about so many things that are going to be
Speaker 1: far worse if people were to just isolate it. Then
Speaker 1: you and Andrew getting up there and actually giving it
Speaker 1: a shot at something that I think you would be
Speaker 1: very good at. I think you guys would be entertaining.
Speaker 3: But you don't really you don't really give it a
Speaker 3: shot in New York City. That's not a shot.
Speaker 2: Yes, you do, of course, I just.
Speaker 3: I don't want to look like a moron. I know
Speaker 3: I do all the time.
Speaker 1: I literally military haircut.
Speaker 2: Literally, you literally wrapped your leg up for like a
Speaker 2: month when it was just a scrape.
Speaker 3: Look at.
Speaker 1: What you're disgusting. I don't know why she was so
Speaker 1: close to my phone because.
Speaker 2: You literally you were acting as if you broke your leg.
Speaker 2: It's not that serious. Okay.
Speaker 1: Crutches ready, literally ready now, because he has three pairs
Speaker 1: of crutches at his house just in case and should
Speaker 1: anyone need it. And we are getting far away from
Speaker 1: what Diamond was saying, So Diamond back to your point.
Speaker 1: Scott talks all the time about being a single dad
Speaker 1: and needing more money comes along.
Speaker 3: I'd rather do a bunch of instacarts over the weekend,
Speaker 3: that is, Okay.
Speaker 1: What would make you feel comfortable doing the show? What
Speaker 1: do you think you need to work on?
Speaker 3: I've told Andrew I would feel comfortable if this show
Speaker 3: was exclusively our listeners. Only listeners to our show with
Speaker 3: some kind of special code could buy tickets for this.
Speaker 1: Okay, why don't you just do that.
Speaker 3: Then I don't know how to do that.
Speaker 1: He knows how to do that.
Speaker 3: Okay, there are ways to do that.
Speaker 1: It is a small venue, so I think it maybe
Speaker 1: holds like a hundred people, and I think you guys
Speaker 1: could easily fill one hundred people between your podcasts and
Speaker 1: even the big show. Who of people who want to
Speaker 1: come out and see what you guys have to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you guys can't come because you'll make fun.
Speaker 3: You'll make fun forever.
Speaker 2: Great.
Speaker 1: I don't happening either way, So keep me out or don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't really care that much about you.
Speaker 3: Okay, look I don't.
Speaker 1: I was going to show up and clapp are really
Speaker 1: loud for you whilst making fun.
Speaker 3: I guess maybe you can convince me, but I just
Speaker 3: don't see the vision. I don't see it because, as
Speaker 3: you'll see in a few moments when we eat the cereal,
Speaker 3: that's literally what it is.
Speaker 1: But don't you guys also have bull chat where you
Speaker 1: talk about other things we do?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so why couldn't it be serial killers and bull Chat.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get up there and talk about stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it could, but like who in
Speaker 3: my mind. I'm like, who the fuck wants to pay
Speaker 3: and watch this? Why would anybody want to see and
Speaker 3: watch this?
Speaker 1: Stop insulting your bass here, first of all, because there
Speaker 1: are plenty of people who listen to this consistently. You
Speaker 1: guys were up for an iHeart Award.
Speaker 3: We were, so we didn't win.
Speaker 1: I know that's okay, but you were still nominated and
Speaker 1: that's important. Yeah, you have to just stop like defeating
Speaker 1: yourself before you even try. You can't quit before you try.
Speaker 3: I understand.
Speaker 1: I think you have a good time.
Speaker 3: No, I mean you're probably right. I just think much
Speaker 3: lower of myself than I should I suppose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you can't drag someone else down with you
Speaker 1: in that defeat a statitude.
Speaker 3: But if I don't want to do it, then I
Speaker 3: don't have to.
Speaker 1: But if you got no, of course you don't have to.
Speaker 1: But if you guys can do a bowl chat and
Speaker 1: a serial killer thing, and maybe you have somebody open
Speaker 1: for you, so you're giving them an actual show.
Speaker 3: I mean, somebody worse than us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll be hard to find. We'll find them.
Speaker 3: You could do it, is it worse than you?
Speaker 1: I would shine like a diamond, which, by the way.
Speaker 1: What a fun way to announce I am doing a
Speaker 1: live show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and just got them all lined up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing one. I'm super excited about it. I
Speaker 1: and I know everybody's different, but I'm not nervous at
Speaker 1: all about just failing in front of people. I do
Speaker 1: it all the time. We all do it all the time,
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, but for the most part, we do it here.
Speaker 3: We don't do it in front of a giant crowd
Speaker 3: of people who are like to the show. But I
Speaker 3: haven't seen I have no Look, I've said it for
Speaker 3: my entire radio career. I have no problem sitting here
Speaker 3: and talking to ten million people. Don't care.
Speaker 1: It doesn't do it because you don't see them.
Speaker 3: It doesn't phaze me whatsoever. But when when when there's
Speaker 3: one hundred people in front of me and I'm trying
Speaker 3: to perform, I just I just automatically assume that I'm
Speaker 3: gonna fuck it up. And I just don't like that feeling. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've been like that most of my life.
Speaker 1: Oh what about this? What if I invited you guys
Speaker 1: to be part of my live show, would you do that?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pay you anything. Because you don't care
Speaker 1: about money.
Speaker 3: First of all, of course I care about money.
Speaker 2: Oh now, now this you see.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm not just gonna do anything for money. Okay,
Speaker 3: that was a good show in the eighties, by the way,
Speaker 3: Fred Travellina hosted it.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, we don't care.
Speaker 1: Get out of here. I don't know what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but it sounds.
Speaker 3: Gahow in the eighties anyway, Scott, Yeah.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of people staring into the windows
Speaker 1: at us right now, which I wish we could just
Speaker 1: ban because it's always so strange. And then I understand
Speaker 1: we've said this so many times. Why at the Zoo
Speaker 1: it says do not tap on glass. Could you imagine
Speaker 1: if they started tapping right now? If I was Gorilla,
Speaker 1: I'd break that shit.
Speaker 3: Cooper did that yesterday to a kit and I'm like, please,
Speaker 3: don't tap on it and she was like, oh Katie,
Speaker 3: and it was just sleeping. I'm like, Cooper, why would
Speaker 3: you do that?
Speaker 1: You're raising Elmira.
Speaker 2: Love it.
Speaker 1: Squeeze it anyway. So if I okay, so I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have a show, I don't know what we're gonna talk.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't really want to figure it out, because
Speaker 3: it'll be you'll have something where you'll make fun of
Speaker 3: me the whole thing, and I just don't want.
Speaker 2: To Okay, so let's end this. I can't do it anymore.
Speaker 2: And I know that if someone is listening, they're probably
Speaker 2: over him. So you don't want the opportunity to grow.
Speaker 2: You don't want the opportunity to do something new, and
Speaker 2: you don't want the opportunity to make more money. Why
Speaker 2: would Andrew continue to do a podcast with you?
Speaker 1: Is that where we're at? Are you guys breaking up?
Speaker 3: It's possible. I don't know. I mean, he could never
Speaker 3: record because he's so busy with everything that, you know what.
Speaker 3: And I think that's that's an annoying part for me.
Speaker 3: Is I understand that he's a busy dude, but anytime
Speaker 3: I ask him the records, I can't. I can't like
Speaker 3: this whole week, can't, can't, can't. So he's like, we'll
Speaker 3: have to have a bye week. Like, no, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna not do a podcast. Okay, So I guess this
Speaker 3: is it. So that's that's wonderful. Yeah, thank you for this.
Speaker 1: You're so welcome for this opportunity. Even though you wouldn't
Speaker 1: share a stage with me, which is like totally kind.
Speaker 3: Tell me what I know. I just like to know
Speaker 3: what I would do on stage with you.
Speaker 1: Well, I would if you guys were there, I'd probably
Speaker 1: have you open and you guys do your little serial
Speaker 1: Killers bowl chat stuff. Let people have a nice gander
Speaker 1: at my buddies, Scotty and Andrew, and I think people
Speaker 1: would appreciate it because you are from the show and
Speaker 1: you're fun, and you guys could just start it off,
Speaker 1: kick it off, and then we'll go from there.
Speaker 3: We'll see. Look, I'll never say never to almost anything.
Speaker 1: You said never numerous times to everything that we've brought up.
Speaker 3: I never gonna do this, but I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do that.
Speaker 1: I don't like change, and I'm not gonna be outside.
Speaker 1: Okay you just said no. Yeah, Okay, fine, Diamond's already
Speaker 1: over this.
Speaker 2: I'm over it over Scott Cereal, Yes, but only if
Speaker 2: you promise not to annoy me.
Speaker 3: I'm trying not to.
Speaker 1: That promise has already been broken because Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it together. Okay, she's gonna get it together. I
Speaker 1: actually did, because this went in a completely different direction
Speaker 1: than we had planned. I had actually asked people a
Speaker 1: bunch of asked me anything questions. Well, I told them
Speaker 1: to ask us, ask me anything questions. You want to
Speaker 1: for some of these? Sure, okay, I think they're kind
Speaker 1: of fun or any.
Speaker 3: Other actually for me?
Speaker 1: No, why is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know how that works. I don't know what
Speaker 3: you're doing.
Speaker 1: So you post on he's dropping dropped the cup. This
Speaker 1: is incredibly disjointed. Can you just focus?
Speaker 2: Is that? Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean the podcast mashup like I'm trying to
Speaker 3: do mine, you're trying to do yours. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It really wouldn't be if you didn't make it crazy.
Speaker 1: Go on, are you ready? Do you know what? And
Speaker 1: ask me anything?
Speaker 3: Is it's in this it's in the name.
Speaker 1: Yes, people ask us and we answer okay, Diamond, these
Speaker 1: are going to be for you too. Hm.
Speaker 3: No, it's fun. We like the sound effects.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh they like the sound Well, why don't you
Speaker 1: put up by the microphone? Then I just felt like
Speaker 1: that's so much editing, so much editing.
Speaker 3: Who edits this?
Speaker 2: Me? Oh, that's another thing. He doesn't edit his own podcasts.
Speaker 3: There is no editing. We don't edit our podcast every time.
Speaker 3: First of all, don't be a dick, dude. I used to.
Speaker 3: I used to edit them, and then and then we
Speaker 3: decided that we don't need to edit it because we
Speaker 3: don't mess up.
Speaker 1: Listen, we don't mess up. But there's stuff that is
Speaker 1: said in here that if it gets out, will get
Speaker 1: us fired.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we're just eat cereal. So there's nothing
Speaker 3: that we could say or do that would really mess
Speaker 3: us up, So we don't edit it anymore. Okay, Well,
Speaker 3: I used to take out the breaths and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I was hardcore.
Speaker 1: That's insane. Yeah, okay, so let's get to the first
Speaker 1: ask me anything? Are you ready?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but we can't pour the milk yet because they
Speaker 3: don't get soggy.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 1: No, we're not going to. I'm gonna We're gonna do
Speaker 1: and ask me anything. You are an incredibly difficult partner.
Speaker 3: I didn't do anything I'm listening doing. Every time I
Speaker 3: poorn cereal here, I thought we were just shut up.
Speaker 1: Just answer this question, how do you keep your political
Speaker 1: beliefs off the air?
Speaker 3: Well, well, Scott, I don't talk politics. That's how I
Speaker 3: just don't. I don't talk really to anybody about it ever.
Speaker 3: So that's how I keep it off the air because
Speaker 3: I don't bring it up.
Speaker 2: Okay, Diamond, Well, my mic is I don't control turning
Speaker 2: my mic on and off.
Speaker 1: So if your mic was on the entire show, how
Speaker 1: would you control it? Would you control it? Do you
Speaker 1: feel you should control it?
Speaker 2: I don't think that I am in a space to
Speaker 2: not talk about politics. Politics is in almost every conversation
Speaker 2: that I have, whether the other people talking to me
Speaker 2: realize it or not. So I don't think I would
Speaker 2: be able to control it. I'd just say what I
Speaker 2: had to say, Okay, And yeah, I mean we say
Speaker 2: it on here all the time.
Speaker 1: We don't keep it off of this podcast. We're very,
Speaker 1: very transparent.
Speaker 3: That's why I love being a part of this show,
Speaker 3: the Big Show, because it's not something we talk about
Speaker 3: on the air. Yeah, and I think people need an
Speaker 3: escape from that. And even in my personal life, it's
Speaker 3: just it's not something that I'm like about because I
Speaker 3: don't let it get to.
Speaker 1: Me like that your white male, So it doesn't in
Speaker 1: a lot of ways get to you in certain ways
Speaker 1: that it would get to people well because of a
Speaker 1: different race or a different sex.
Speaker 3: I agree with you, but my theory is Once what's
Speaker 3: done is done, there's not a whole lot you can
Speaker 3: do about it. For a couple of years.
Speaker 1: There's a defeatists. I don't think that's true. But I
Speaker 1: will say this the way I keep my politics off
Speaker 1: the air, which a lot of people would disagree that
Speaker 1: I do that apparently, I have a podcast where I
Speaker 1: can say what I want to say when I want
Speaker 1: to say it. Because to Scott's point, we have been
Speaker 1: told that this show or not this show. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: that the Big Show is supposed to be escape for people,
Speaker 1: that it's supposed to be fun and lighthearted, and we're
Speaker 1: not going down this road of darkness. This is what
Speaker 1: we do. This is what you have signed up to do.
Speaker 1: So if you can't do it, then that's something we
Speaker 1: should think about. Also, here have a podcast and go
Speaker 1: shut up. I mean, I don't think anybody would ever
Speaker 1: be surprised about where I fall in all of this.
Speaker 1: I think that we are getting to a point in
Speaker 1: our society where staying quiet anymore, I think is going
Speaker 1: to be a terrible option. I'm not gonna say it's
Speaker 1: not an option, because people can always choose to stay silent,
Speaker 1: but I do think that We're at a point where
Speaker 1: silence is complicity to a lot of really horrible things
Speaker 1: that are going on, not just here in the country,
Speaker 1: but across the world. And at some point, if we
Speaker 1: are still alive to look back, which side of it
Speaker 1: do you want to be on? I would like to
Speaker 1: think I was on the side that said, Hey, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? This is not cool, Please let's stop doing this.
Speaker 1: So I guess we keep it off the air as
Speaker 1: much as we can because we're supposed to. That's how Yeah,
Speaker 1: good times, Timon looks so mad right now?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm just thinking what are you thinking about?
Speaker 2: Just you can say it just about the fact that,
Speaker 2: like I said, it's in every conversation for.
Speaker 1: Me, right, it's woven into your fabric.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I am.
Speaker 1: A minority, you do come from an immigrant family, you
Speaker 1: are a woman much like myself. So a lot of
Speaker 1: the things that people can easily sit back and be like,
Speaker 1: I just don't get it involved. Well, you don't have
Speaker 1: to get involved because it doesn't impact you. But it doesn't
Speaker 1: impact us, right, and it is different.
Speaker 3: So I just I mean, I roll my eyes a lot,
Speaker 3: but I don't I don't let it consume care.
Speaker 1: I would love to like be in a position where
Speaker 1: I could say I don't let it consume my life.
Speaker 1: But if you are looking at a population of people
Speaker 1: who are being sent away just because of certain characteristics,
Speaker 1: they look a certain way, they talk a certain way,
Speaker 1: apparently you're allowed to just like rope people up because
Speaker 1: they have accents, now, which is insanity. It does impact
Speaker 1: me and my family and my friends, and it does.
Speaker 1: So it must be nice to be in a position
Speaker 1: where you can be like, oh, I choose not to care,
Speaker 1: but I personally can't.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 1: I know you just said, I roll my eyes, but
Speaker 1: I don't let it affect I care a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to let it consume my life. That's all.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, cool? Will you be doing another art show? Yes?
Speaker 1: I will at some point, you do.
Speaker 2: That was so much fun.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you guys had it time. But okay,
Speaker 1: so let's talk about that for one second, Scott. That
Speaker 1: was my shot rolling the dice in New York City
Speaker 1: and it went really well.
Speaker 3: It did.
Speaker 1: That could be what happens with you guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could be sure.
Speaker 1: It probably would be. Okay, just okay, what if yes,
Speaker 1: it goes away. Diamond, Andrew and myself think it would
Speaker 1: go and it goes.
Speaker 3: Really well, then that would be great. Then then more
Speaker 3: to come. I guess that you have.
Speaker 1: To try it. Sure, so is this Are you agreeing
Speaker 1: to it?
Speaker 3: I'm saying at some point we probably need to try that.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh wow, we're making We're making. We're rolling the ball.
Speaker 2: The ball is rolling.
Speaker 1: She's excited. Okay, I'll ask just one more question. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is kind of a good one, and then we
Speaker 1: can get to it and we'll do a bunch of
Speaker 1: these because I saved all of them. We'll do them
Speaker 1: on the next episode or an episode in the future.
Speaker 1: Because guess who's gonna be on the next one? Who
Speaker 1: my voice Sebastian and David from Jeter.
Speaker 2: I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm very excited for you to meet them. They're
Speaker 1: a good time twins. Not sure you'll be able to
Speaker 1: tell the difference in their voices, so I will have
Speaker 1: to figure that out. I told them, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give one of you a bell and
Speaker 1: one of you a horn, and when you want to answer,
Speaker 1: that's how you're going to chime in. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: long term goals. What is one long term goal of yours.
Speaker 1: We'll start with.
Speaker 3: You, so I don't want to go first.
Speaker 1: Why, I mean, okay, you are fucking difficult.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, a long term goal. I just want to
Speaker 3: be happy and healthy and successful and take take care
Speaker 3: of my kids and be happy in life. That's all.
Speaker 3: I want to wake up every morning and smile. That's it.
Speaker 3: I just want to be I want to be a
Speaker 3: happy dude with happy kids and just live a good life.
Speaker 3: I don't need to be rich or extravagant or anything
Speaker 3: like that. I just want to I just want to
Speaker 3: not have the pressure of I don't know money, I guess.
Speaker 1: The grind, yeah, all of that.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, I'm a divorced dat of two that
Speaker 3: lives paycheck to paycheck, but I make it work and
Speaker 3: and I'm happy. And I mean a little bit more
Speaker 3: money'd be nice, like you know, from a live podcast,
Speaker 3: that'd be cool. But I just I just want to
Speaker 3: be happy. That's it. Everybody he wants to be happy.
Speaker 3: I hate being stressed out in life. So you know,
Speaker 3: oh no, the taxes are due, you know, like I
Speaker 3: just wish I didn't have to deal with that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but otherwise, I'm I'm in a pretty good space right now.
Speaker 3: So but long term, I just want to you know,
Speaker 3: live happily ever after like everybody else. I guess.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I will accept that kind of vague. But
Speaker 1: that's fine. It is very vague, Diamond. Do you have
Speaker 1: a long time goal? Long term goal?
Speaker 2: I should say, I've been thinking about this more lately.
Speaker 2: I think I want to start a business. I just
Speaker 2: don't know, like nothing has come to me that actually
Speaker 2: feels like it makes sense yet. Okay, but yeah, I
Speaker 2: want I want to build something that could outlive me
Speaker 2: and like grow, you know what I mean. I've been
Speaker 2: thinking about it, but it hasn't come to me, like
Speaker 2: I said, so I don't I can't get specific because
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is yet. But I would
Speaker 2: love to, like, you know, have a hand in something
Speaker 2: that's like bigger than me and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, ye, like a business. Yeah, not necessarily, because
Speaker 1: you could do like volunteer stuff that's definitely bigger.
Speaker 2: Tried that Ugh, not that go for you. I mean
Speaker 2: I like volunteering. I love giving back to people and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. But you know, sometimes it's always that
Speaker 2: that one lowse situation where someone's not grateful and you're like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know, okay, yeah, maybe I need to work on
Speaker 2: myself so that I don't snap, because I've done it before.
Speaker 1: So don't snap.
Speaker 3: That an important art.
Speaker 2: You've been on the other side of that, home boy?
Speaker 1: Is he still blocked on your Instagram?
Speaker 2: No, he's I unblocked him, but I still haven't followed him.
Speaker 2: Such a journey, Yeah, you know. I mean that's.
Speaker 1: Another topic for another episode. All right, we will unpack
Speaker 1: that one next time. Long term goal for me, if
Speaker 1: I'm going to say two years from now, I want
Speaker 1: to put this into the universe within the next two years.
Speaker 1: I would like to have done the live show for
Speaker 1: the podcast, maybe one, maybe more. I would like to
Speaker 1: have had another art show. I would like to have
Speaker 1: launched the first event with the business that I've been
Speaker 1: working on for a long time. And and I would
Speaker 1: like to do my little stand up routine that I've
Speaker 1: also been working on for a long time. Those are
Speaker 1: the four things that I would like to do in
Speaker 1: the next two years.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: What's the fifth?
Speaker 3: I think that you would like to see me finally
Speaker 3: get a tattoo.
Speaker 1: I'm not my goal, Oh my god, you and this
Speaker 1: dang tattoo. He is diamond. This man was like all
Speaker 1: about it A year a r I am a year ago.
Speaker 1: He was like, I want to do this, So what
Speaker 1: did I do? I reached out to my friends who
Speaker 1: are part of inc, which is like, if you're gonna
Speaker 1: get tattooed anywhere, you want to go to the team
Speaker 1: at Ink. Yeah, the magazine, the freaking flagship store that's
Speaker 1: here in New York City. I reached out to them.
Speaker 1: My art show was there.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: I reached out to them and they were like, absolutely,
Speaker 1: gung ho, let's do this. This was a year ago.
Speaker 1: Have they come in No, No, because some city keeps
Speaker 1: kicking the can down the road. And they even said, hey,
Speaker 1: let's put you with some artist. Because he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know about the design. I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: have to come up with a design and then I'll
Speaker 1: do it. So we said, okay, cool, here are a
Speaker 1: couple of artists. Why don't you work with them. They
Speaker 1: actually sent him some design. She's like, no, now that
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it looks weird. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I want to do it. How long are we going
Speaker 1: to play this game?
Speaker 3: I just look, you're going to put something on your body,
Speaker 3: you need to love it. There are a lot of
Speaker 3: people out there.
Speaker 1: I know you you pull a lot on your body
Speaker 1: that you didn't.
Speaker 3: Love, you haven't washed off. There's a lot of people.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of people out there that have tattoos
Speaker 3: on them that they don't like or they regret getting it.
Speaker 3: And I don't ever want to be that way. I
Speaker 3: want to say, yes, I love that so far, nothing
Speaker 3: that I've seen, I mean, I have the idea, but
Speaker 3: I see I don't think that ething is going to
Speaker 3: work anymore, you know how I want to have the names.
Speaker 1: All of us told you the thing wasn't going to work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks weird connected by the E.
Speaker 3: It does look weird, But that was my dream. So
Speaker 3: that's but that was the dream that I had, and
Speaker 3: that's what you know. It was great, but apparently it
Speaker 3: just can't really work.
Speaker 1: But there are artists that could like overlay the two
Speaker 1: names so that it looks like a beautiful design, or
Speaker 1: it looks very clearly like Ashley and Cooper, or it
Speaker 1: looks like something completely different. You just have to talk
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: You talk to them?
Speaker 2: What I mean?
Speaker 1: I just told you, how do you talk to someone?
Speaker 1: Get on my foot? Yes, I'm in.
Speaker 2: I think that we are worrying about the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: It's not the design. Okay, he's gonna pick something, he's
Speaker 2: gonna love it, and then that needle is gonna start buzzing.
Speaker 2: He's gonna back out.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm not going to back out.
Speaker 2: Gonna happen.
Speaker 3: No, I won't pack it. I'm gonna be really frightened,
Speaker 3: but I'm not going to back out. Okay, like I've been,
Speaker 3: I've been kicking to give get my blood, taking can
Speaker 3: down the road for six months, already doing your blood work.
Speaker 3: I had physical six months ago and I just like
Speaker 3: I want to do it. I hate it.
Speaker 1: Don't eat well. You don't need one for another six months.
Speaker 3: Do you know I had never got it. I didn't
Speaker 3: get it done. I got in my physical, gave a
Speaker 3: description for the blood work, and I haven't told the
Speaker 3: Sember thirty.
Speaker 1: One of the most important parts of your physical.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm trying to eat well. I know, I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to trying to mess with you.
Speaker 1: I literally watched you the other day like a house
Speaker 1: just the cream inside of the cake. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about right now.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm trying to fool I'm trying to fool it.
Speaker 1: Yes, talk to it, talk to your blood. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you will trick it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: This is super exciting. So we need to get Scott
Speaker 1: some ideas for Ashley and Cooper and the tattoo that
Speaker 1: he wants on his arm and some capacity. Please feel
Speaker 1: free send these ideas. We also have tattoo artists who
Speaker 1: are ready and willing and waiting just to work with you.
Speaker 3: To be simple, I just want those bold block letters
Speaker 3: right here. That's literally it like. It doesn't need to
Speaker 3: be anything fancy like that font that I sent you.
Speaker 3: That's really all I want.
Speaker 1: Okay, So just what you just want? The two names?
Speaker 2: That's it?
Speaker 1: Not even connected?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean if there's some if there's some cool
Speaker 3: way to connect it, sure, but.
Speaker 1: There are you have to talk to the artist. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm connect the two names.
Speaker 3: I like, what else? Do want? What I was supposed
Speaker 3: to say, I.
Speaker 1: Sent you the names of artists. All you have to
Speaker 1: do is reach out to them.
Speaker 2: He wants an assistant, No, I don't. I just wanted
Speaker 2: somebody to do everything.
Speaker 1: You want someone else to send the emails and say sorry,
Speaker 1: Scott can't work outside today. Yep, can we get to
Speaker 1: the stupid cereal? So it's actually a crossover episode.
Speaker 3: Done with it, don't you do it?
Speaker 1: What is this? What's this one that you just poured?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: Anyway, what this is is Diamond's been begging me to
Speaker 3: open this for weeks and weeks and weeks and weeks.
Speaker 1: It looks like rabbit food, it does.
Speaker 2: It's granola from Purely Elizabeth, which is a granola company
Speaker 2: that I really like their flavors. Yes, everything tastes like
Speaker 2: cookies and like real dessert. So they have a chocolate
Speaker 2: chip cookie one which is really good.
Speaker 1: Is there cinnamon in this? Because I just sniffed it
Speaker 1: smells like there.
Speaker 2: Is sugar, Honey, I see it.
Speaker 1: I don't think salt.
Speaker 3: Salt. First of all, you don't die from cinnamon. You
Speaker 3: just hate it.
Speaker 2: But don't make her? Are you crazy? You don't want
Speaker 2: to do anything you don't want to do.
Speaker 3: I don't think there's cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so, Scott.
Speaker 1: My nose does not lie to me.
Speaker 3: I know that, Sam, I don't think I don't.
Speaker 1: It took me a second to can Sam. Let's see,
Speaker 1: let's see cinnamon, cinnamon before this EA salt.
Speaker 2: By the way, no, don't make her do that. I
Speaker 2: think everything has cinnamon in it though.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Crunch doesn't even though it's in the title.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll happily watch the two of you try it.
Speaker 1: And I told you, I told you. He tries to
Speaker 1: poison me repeatedly.
Speaker 3: It's poison.
Speaker 1: It's poisoned. Don't feel bad. I don't want to eat it.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate milk, Okay, diamond has too much milk that.
Speaker 2: This whole podcast is milk is disgusting.
Speaker 3: By the way, wait, what we're trying to get a spot.
Speaker 1: You ever want to watch some videos? Go watch milking
Speaker 1: cows and what happens over there.
Speaker 3: Anyway, what I've seen that I watch the fair.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of plus I know it's difference.
Speaker 2: What's up with the pen?
Speaker 1: What do you have a pin to rate it?
Speaker 3: Because I got to write down the rating?
Speaker 1: Okay, So what is the cereal called?
Speaker 3: It's purely Elizabeth.
Speaker 1: What's the flavor recipe? Number nine? Chocolate sea salt with
Speaker 1: cocoa clusters.
Speaker 3: Okay, so now you people on the Sauce on the
Speaker 3: Side podcast. What we do on Cereal Killers is we
Speaker 3: try the cereal and then we give it up to
Speaker 3: a five bowl rating, so it's one through five bowls.
Speaker 3: Spoons are half a bowl. You're ready, I'm ready, okay, Diamond.
Speaker 3: I don't smell the cinnamon.
Speaker 1: You smelled it immediately.
Speaker 2: Mm hm.
Speaker 3: I do taste it though.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: You love it. Diamond loves it. What do you think?
Speaker 3: I think it's alright. It's granola. It's basically a busted
Speaker 3: up granola bar.
Speaker 1: Do you talk with your mouthful Cereal Killers?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. Oh god, people eat and okay fine,
Speaker 3: mm hmmm. I do like it. It's chocolate, not quite
Speaker 3: as sweet as I would like because I think that's
Speaker 3: the salt kind of canceling out there.
Speaker 1: M hmm.
Speaker 3: I would give this three bowls out of five.
Speaker 2: I'll give it three and a half.
Speaker 1: Wow, Diamond said she really liked it. You loved it,
Speaker 1: and you only give it three and a half, okay,
Speaker 1: because the milk is.
Speaker 2: Killing it for me.
Speaker 3: Well, what do you usually eat cereal.
Speaker 2: With dry in the mouth? Ice cream? What I or
Speaker 2: my yogurt? I'll put cereal. This is granola. Clearly I'm
Speaker 2: eating go ahead, go ahead, this is granola, so clearly
Speaker 2: in my head I eat it with my yogurt. But hmm,
Speaker 2: I put real cereal in my in my yogurt if
Speaker 2: I want a little pizzz.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So you guys, so he liked it, you
Speaker 1: really liked it. I gave it three bowls, you gave
Speaker 1: it three and a half. What's a five bowl cereal?
Speaker 3: Lucky Charms? Cow chocula? It's got to be sugar. What
Speaker 3: the hell's a cocoa crisp, isn't it cocorisp Cocoa crispies? Whatever,
Speaker 3: coco pebbles. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Pebbles.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, they are the pebbles. Five bowls all day.
Speaker 1: Cookie crisp girl myself, like old.
Speaker 3: School with the cookie crook, or like the newer one
Speaker 3: with the crazy what's the new one? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Is the same recipe?
Speaker 2: Care?
Speaker 3: It's not. Actually so when you were a child, it
Speaker 3: was made by Ralston Purina. That was the checkerboard, and
Speaker 3: now they only make dog food. They sold it off
Speaker 3: and now General Mills makes it. So it is slightly
Speaker 3: different from when we were children.
Speaker 2: But okay, next, let's go.
Speaker 3: You're the person in the audience that is not going
Speaker 3: to give a shit about what we're saying, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be like, uh uh okay, and I don't have
Speaker 3: a comeback for that.
Speaker 2: No, you just say okay and we're moving on.
Speaker 3: Great, but you're not gonna tell me what we're doing.
Speaker 3: This is my live show, Okay, so.
Speaker 2: Then say that.
Speaker 1: He see, look at you, You've already got a comeback
Speaker 1: for the hecklers.
Speaker 3: I don't want hecklers.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna happen. Okay, We're heck with you right now.
Speaker 1: Every day we heck you.
Speaker 3: Ingredients what is this? Okay, cinnamon toast crunch, Mexican style
Speaker 3: hot chocolate. It's brand new, it's seasonal. It's a limited
Speaker 3: edition from General Mills. It is cinnamon toa's crunch. But
Speaker 3: they've had ones in the past that don't have cinnamon.
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure Mexican hot chocolate specifically has cinnamon
Speaker 1: and it doesn't have read Those ingredients.
Speaker 3: Whole grain wheat, sugar, rice flour, canola and or sunflower oil,
Speaker 3: fructose cocoa processed with alkali multidextrin, dextros.
Speaker 1: Cinnamon, yeah, salt and other things.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you try to lie to me
Speaker 1: about the shit. Man.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't think we should ever read the ingredients again.
Speaker 1: I know of those things were lad made, not so
Speaker 1: much milk. Open it, yeah, buy the mic Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it smells nice. Smells like hot chocolate. It smells
Speaker 3: like the hot chocolate powder.
Speaker 1: Smell it right by the microphone.
Speaker 3: Man, it smells like the Swiss miss right out the packet.
Speaker 2: You're gonna give me this, okay, just a little, because
Speaker 2: then you put I'm gonna put my own I'm putting
Speaker 2: my own milk in. Okay.
Speaker 3: Now they have chocolate toast crunch. They've had chocolate toast crunch,
Speaker 3: So this is I guess, I don't know a little.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be spicier.
Speaker 1: I guess right, I do not know.
Speaker 3: Well, Mexican hot chocolate has a little bit of a
Speaker 3: kick done.
Speaker 1: It from cinnamon?
Speaker 3: Is it cinnamon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Not that tagine stuff. What you know, what is spicy stuff?
Speaker 3: Isn't what they put in drinks.
Speaker 1: Spicy things, Yeah, like a margarita or something, because it's
Speaker 1: kind of like a salty, like a seasoned salt. I
Speaker 1: don't know if you put it in hot chocolate maybe maybe.
Speaker 3: I mean it smells great, nervous.
Speaker 1: Okay, and they're tasting.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't see the same level of excitement I
Speaker 1: did for the purely Elizabeth uh Sea salt things.
Speaker 3: I mean, you definitely get the cinnamon, There's no doubt
Speaker 3: about it. You would hate this, Okay. It's not the
Speaker 3: amount of cinnamon as cinnamon toast crunch, but it is
Speaker 3: a cinnamon.
Speaker 1: Okay, diamond easier to chew.
Speaker 2: I think that this is a four.
Speaker 1: Oh, she likes this more.
Speaker 2: The other one is granola is very like hard to
Speaker 2: chew sometimes, you know, I'm very conscious, you know this easy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm feeling this one a lot.
Speaker 3: Of chocolate, and I was just gonna say this is
Speaker 3: not enough chocolate for me. Maybe. I think the cinnamon
Speaker 3: kind of cancels out a little bit. The chocolate cinnamon
Speaker 3: toast crunch I probably like better than this. I'm many
Speaker 3: of the three bowls in.
Speaker 2: His boom, and it has potential to change the color
Speaker 2: of the milk.
Speaker 3: Well a little bit right down, yeah, because of chocolate.
Speaker 1: Changes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because look, the first one still pure, still pure white.
Speaker 2: This a little tan. I like that. I like it.
Speaker 3: I mean, if this is an okay cereal, it won't
Speaker 3: be around long. So try it now. If you wants
Speaker 3: in stores. Found it at Walmart? Would you give it
Speaker 3: three bowls in a spoon?
Speaker 1: Three bowls and a spoon.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's, you know, like three and a half stars.
Speaker 1: I follow your right.
Speaker 3: Okay, No, we don't have to do another one.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, because I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 2: the pumpkin spice situation.
Speaker 1: More cinnamons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it is organic pumpkin flax. Hold on, if
Speaker 3: it's any.
Speaker 2: Like fall No, I've read that thing.
Speaker 1: It probably has.
Speaker 2: I read it.
Speaker 3: Tad's organic. There's a little baby picture on there. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: organic oats, organics, some flower oil, organic everything, so I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that anymore. Tapioca syrup, brown rice crisps, cane syrup,
Speaker 3: cane sugar, flax seeds, pumpkin seeds, organic rice flour, salt,
Speaker 3: organic ground cinnamon. It's the last ingredient, which means it's
Speaker 3: not a lot.
Speaker 1: No anything that has pumpkin spice. The spice part includes cinnamon.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't like the pumpkin spice stuff. By
Speaker 3: the way, I'm not a fan.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it, I love it, love it.
Speaker 3: No, it's so good. It's not real though, Like if
Speaker 3: you bust open a pumpkin and eat it does not
Speaker 3: taste like this.
Speaker 2: Right, That's the thing that I don't understand. And this
Speaker 2: is what kept me away from pump and pumpkin spice
Speaker 2: anything for the longest, because I'm like, I don't want pumpkin,
Speaker 2: but it's the all spices and like the cinnamon and
Speaker 2: the nutmeg. That's it.
Speaker 3: Well, they should call it something else, as you call it,
Speaker 3: like fall flavor latte.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure you should lobby for that. The pumpkin spice people.
Speaker 3: I feel like somebody used to call it, didn't We
Speaker 3: just I read something right now.
Speaker 2: We literally just talked about it on the Big Show,
Speaker 2: like last week it was called it was called something else.
Speaker 2: It must fall something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just eat this. I got so much c No,
Speaker 3: we're over time.
Speaker 2: We gotta go.
Speaker 1: Please, we are way over time.
Speaker 2: We have to go.
Speaker 3: No, we don't do two, but we do three. If
Speaker 3: this is a true crossover, we have to do the three.
Speaker 2: You literally we can rewind the audio. You literally said
Speaker 2: we didn't have to do a third Yeah.
Speaker 1: You said it into the microphone.
Speaker 3: Can we just do it?
Speaker 2: Defeated? No?
Speaker 1: Wait what? First of all, I accept your no. No
Speaker 1: means no, that's a hard line. But why do you
Speaker 1: want to do the third one so bad?
Speaker 3: For two reasons? Yeah, First of all, we always do
Speaker 3: three serials. Okay, it would be weird if we did it, but.
Speaker 1: It's a crossover episode, so it wouldn't be that weird,
Speaker 1: but continue.
Speaker 3: And two, there's so many cereals in there. I just
Speaker 3: have to do it.
Speaker 1: So none of those reasons were compelling. You're actually going
Speaker 1: to like something that made it different.
Speaker 3: Well, you know, I do care about our listeners, and
Speaker 3: they're expecting a third sereal. How about that?
Speaker 1: They were expecting just the serial killers and they got
Speaker 1: Diamond and Me.
Speaker 3: So, hey, houza, I hope they're still here.
Speaker 2: I don't think sauts on the side listeners.
Speaker 3: Are hey man, No, they're definitely not. Definitely.
Speaker 1: That's right. I sacrificed my podcast for you. I hope
Speaker 1: you feel good about this.
Speaker 3: Me in here, I was ready to go home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, in retrospect, I wish you would have.
Speaker 1: But if people want to find you for some God
Speaker 1: knows why reason? Where can they find you online?
Speaker 3: Well, they can find our podcast at serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 3: They can follow us on Instagram at cereals. Did you just.
Speaker 1: Send them to a dot com to listen to you guys?
Speaker 3: Oh, to listen? No, that's just so they can see
Speaker 3: all the cereals we've done. You said, where can they
Speaker 3: find you? And that's where they can find.
Speaker 1: Us dot com?
Speaker 3: He said, But that's where all the cereals are.
Speaker 1: We're not on an Instagram page.
Speaker 3: We have an Instagram page. Okay, serial Killers.
Speaker 1: PC okay with a C and also serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1: Cool cool cool?
Speaker 3: And you know what, ye go to my instagram, Z
Speaker 3: Scottie B.
Speaker 1: That's what I was aiming at. Go there, z scottiebe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go there and make fun of me.
Speaker 1: You're such a psycho. Diamond. Where can they find you?
Speaker 2: At Diamond?
Speaker 1: Sincere at Diamond, sincere I am at Baby Hot Sauce.
Speaker 1: We will answer all of these and ask me anything
Speaker 1: questions because there were some good ones on there. One
Speaker 1: more no one more asking anything?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I like doing that.
Speaker 1: I mean we can, but are you going to be
Speaker 1: a nutcase about it? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'll answer it all right, let's see is it something dumba?
Speaker 3: Do people send these in?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Look at all these see that? So so many people,
Speaker 1: so many questions.
Speaker 2: Okay, hold on, are you doing that in the mic?
Speaker 2: Please come on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, close, I'm properly rolling down the cereal bag. People
Speaker 3: need to learn that. My daughter cuts it open with
Speaker 3: scissors almost at where the cereal is, and so he
Speaker 3: can't roll it stal in a day.
Speaker 2: Lord, pick something that will make him feel very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: I gotta show you Sory his haircut.
Speaker 1: We don't care Gandhi does I love Sawyer?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh?
Speaker 1: This is a question for Diamond and I to answer,
Speaker 1: which I think we should just answer right now, real quickly.
Speaker 1: This say is why were there to repeat episodes on
Speaker 1: your podcast?
Speaker 3: Okay, so I can't answer that.
Speaker 1: I know, I just I just said, Diamond and I answer.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Diamond and I are going to talk about this for
Speaker 1: one second. Then you can. You can scroll through these
Speaker 1: questions while we're talking about it, and you can find
Speaker 1: something that you want to answer.
Speaker 3: He's on why hearing naked picture of me and your phone?
Speaker 2: Well stop get out of here.
Speaker 1: My phone would shatter anyway. So what happened was get
Speaker 1: off my phone, Pop Pop, for.
Speaker 3: The love of God, call Apple.
Speaker 1: My dad's been calling Apple lately anyway, So what happened
Speaker 1: was on vacation. It was actually right after vacation. I
Speaker 1: didn't have another podcast episode ready to go, so Diamond said, hey,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do. I was like, I'll
Speaker 1: just run another one, and she was like, okay, which
Speaker 1: one do you want to run? And in my head
Speaker 1: it made total sense for it to be Bubba Wallace
Speaker 1: because I thought the podcast was great. It happened when
Speaker 1: we were on vacation, and I figured people were going
Speaker 1: to just be like, oh, okay, you know we maybe
Speaker 1: we missed this, We'll listen again. Apparently a lot of
Speaker 1: people were really unhappy at the fact that we just
Speaker 1: did that and didn't present the fact that we were
Speaker 1: doing it, so they thought it was a glitch. And
Speaker 1: this this line of questioning has now gone on for
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks. So I'm really sorry. That was
Speaker 1: all my call and it was my fault, and yeah,
Speaker 1: my team didn't question my decision.
Speaker 2: So I did that on purpose. I was like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: me hello, yeah, Gandhi knows what she wants and she
Speaker 2: says what she wants good, and I didn't think to
Speaker 2: question her at all because it was on purpose. I'm like, okay, great, cool, well,
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. Please feel free.
Speaker 1: To question me at any given moment. I don't mind
Speaker 1: being questioned. I will say I think my team, there
Speaker 1: are a few people on said team. I do think
Speaker 1: they might think I'm a tyrant in some ways.
Speaker 3: I can see that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I kind of dig it. I'm here for it.
Speaker 2: That's hot.
Speaker 1: I like it. All I want is excellence. That's it,
Speaker 1: and that's all and nothing less. Right, That's it, and
Speaker 1: that's all I want, excellence. And if we're not doing it,
Speaker 1: then you will get a text or a call.
Speaker 2: From me, like any day of the week, any.
Speaker 1: Day of the week, any time of the day. If
Speaker 1: you see me, call and answer that phone, because I
Speaker 1: will call back. All right, this is a good one.
Speaker 1: Long term Another long term question, Oh, where do you
Speaker 1: see yourself settling down permanently? Scott's is easy, I think, yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm probably just gonna stay where I am
Speaker 3: for a very long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So New York, Long Island, Okay, yeah, Long Island, Diamond.
Speaker 1: Where do you see yourself, like having a perma house somewhere.
Speaker 2: If I could have it my way, i'd be in
Speaker 2: like northern Virginia.
Speaker 3: I love it there, South Carolina.
Speaker 1: I love it, and I think would suit you quite well.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love it. I have family there. I've been
Speaker 2: going there since probably the nineties my whole life, so
Speaker 2: like it feels like a second home. But it's also
Speaker 2: like every time I go there's something new, and it's
Speaker 2: an adventure and not far from a city, you know,
Speaker 2: even though I don't want to go to DC anytime soon,
Speaker 2: but like you know what I mean. So yeah, but
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't really have a choice right now.
Speaker 2: So like long term, I guess Long Island, which the taxes.
Speaker 3: They scare me.
Speaker 2: They scare the fuck out of me, But yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: What, that's the thing. Once the kids are out of
Speaker 3: public school, I don't want to pay those taxes anymore.
Speaker 3: I don't want to pay them now. But at least
Speaker 3: I'm getting school for it. It's kind of like they're
Speaker 3: in a private school because I'm paying for it through taxes.
Speaker 3: But I can understand why all the older folk in
Speaker 3: the area are so raging because they don't have kids
Speaker 3: in the school. Like, look at my parents. They don't
Speaker 3: have kids in the school district anymore, but they're still
Speaker 3: paying out of control taxes. There should be some kind
Speaker 3: of discount when you no longer use the public schools.
Speaker 1: Maybe I get torn on that because you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of a socialist at heart. I think we
Speaker 1: should all take care of each other, even if you
Speaker 1: know I don't have a kid that's going to the school.
Speaker 1: If I know my tax money is going to help
Speaker 1: someone else's kid be able to go, I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, or I guess you could just move if
Speaker 3: you don't like it.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you can move, you could. Yeah, But maybe
Speaker 1: maybe there should be a discount of some sort if
Speaker 1: you don't have kids in the district. But I just
Speaker 1: think that would take a ton of money out of
Speaker 1: the district. Yeah right, Okay, so we have a DC
Speaker 1: maybe Long Island, and then we have a Long Island
Speaker 1: healthy diversity. Amazing.
Speaker 3: I mean, okay, you asked me. I don't know my life.
Speaker 3: It could go anywhere. I don't know what's going to
Speaker 3: happen with this job. You know, once my kids are
Speaker 3: done with college, there's nothing really holding me that my
Speaker 3: parents will be long dead by then.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm tired of you parents when they are
Speaker 1: still so alive. They're alive, but they're not stop talking
Speaker 1: about it being dead. Let's face it, I don't want
Speaker 1: to hear what you're gonna say.
Speaker 3: Nine years from now, what are the chances?
Speaker 2: Stop? But don't talk like that.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying I'm living in a reality.
Speaker 1: I really wish we had the studio taser, and that
Speaker 1: is why my little spray bottle was so great. Everyone
Speaker 1: complained about it.
Speaker 3: Do you want to bring the stun gun in? And
Speaker 3: I have one? You can keep it right in the middle.
Speaker 1: I have one too, Absolutely I want that. Yes, thank you,
Speaker 1: I appreciate.
Speaker 3: It's not a taser. It's a stun gun too. Different.
Speaker 1: Doesn't make that? Does it sound?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And the lightning bolts go between the bars.
Speaker 1: Yes, bring it in.
Speaker 3: People don't really know the difference, like that'soots shoots the
Speaker 3: thing out.
Speaker 1: This is like you have to approach me and then
Speaker 1: I have to zap you, and if you're holding onto me,
Speaker 1: then I'm getting zapp too.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, you just jam it into it in
Speaker 3: their gut exactly, my god, you bring it in?
Speaker 1: Yes, No, is.
Speaker 3: It a weapon. I don't know it's a weapon.
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't know if it's legal in every state.
Speaker 2: It's not legal.
Speaker 1: You're legal here, Like nothing's legal here. I don't think
Speaker 1: I can even have pepper spray here.
Speaker 3: I'll take the.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, sure, give me the batteries. Just bring it
Speaker 1: on in long term for me. I'm actually working on
Speaker 1: it right now. I would love to live this is
Speaker 1: not going to shock Diamond, just in a very woodsy,
Speaker 1: wooded area where it's gorgeous and beautiful and I watch
Speaker 1: amazing sunsets and sunrises and there are animals outside. I
Speaker 1: found this property. I really want to get it. I
Speaker 1: want to put a little cabin on it, maybe turn
Speaker 1: it into more cabins. Because the rise of the retirement
Speaker 1: complex is a real thing, you and all your friends
Speaker 1: living in the same area. I found a place that
Speaker 1: I think I would like to do it in, and
Speaker 1: I would like to maybe make that happen.
Speaker 3: That's long term compound that's going to build there.
Speaker 1: If ever you met a cult leader, would it not
Speaker 1: be me? Y? Yeah, So that's why I see exactly.
Speaker 1: They're so big you can't miss them. It'd be amazing.
Speaker 1: That's what I want to do. And you're all invited.
Speaker 1: You are all do.
Speaker 3: I like properties where there are animals. I like, like,
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, now in my area there's deer.
Speaker 3: When I ride my bike on the trail. You should
Speaker 3: have seen me.
Speaker 1: Did you fall off of them?
Speaker 3: I came around the corner and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's scared the hell out of me. They over the tree. Yeah, look,
Speaker 3: we don't see them. We don't have that.
Speaker 2: I believe you.
Speaker 3: We don't. They're they're now starting to migrate further and
Speaker 3: further west out east. Yes, but now you see deer
Speaker 3: signs like near my neighborhood.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Well you never did before.
Speaker 1: I love that for you.
Speaker 3: I mean I was only startled because I'm not used
Speaker 3: to it. But I saw it, and now I try
Speaker 3: to see them every time I go. I record it,
Speaker 3: and that's cool. It was a buck one had the
Speaker 3: big things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, say, I like that. I would love that. I
Speaker 1: just want animals. I want nature, want grass and trees
Speaker 1: and a river or a stream or some type of
Speaker 1: body of water. I need that in my life. That's
Speaker 1: what I have to have.
Speaker 3: Oh God, okay, well you will achieve it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to I think all of us are going
Speaker 1: to achieve it. You speak it into existence seventeen seconds
Speaker 1: with the thought for seventeen seconds. Oh that is how
Speaker 1: we manifest.
Speaker 2: Really, seventeen second. I't know there was a number.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, allegedly I'm gonna start doing let's see all right,
Speaker 1: So Scott at Ze, Scotti Bee Diamond at Diamond, sincere,
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Speaker 1: for the double bubba, but that man was fine, so
Speaker 1: like whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very fine. He deserved he deserved every minute of
Speaker 2: both episodes. Heeded.
Speaker 1: And you know what, we've had a lot of like
Speaker 1: finies walking through here lately. So finies. Yeah, ooh yeah.
Speaker 1: Andrew told me he was gonna hit me with a
Speaker 1: horny stick. He said, I need to be bunked with
Speaker 1: the horny stick.
Speaker 3: Oh please, it's like what, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Allowed to say guys are cute. You guys say girls
Speaker 1: are cute all the fucking time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So anyway, Bubba Wallace ten out of ten and
Speaker 1: we'll be back. Actually, say bye, everybody. Bye.