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Speaker 1: That's what makes you another on the twenties. Hello, yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up cause I speak to Pam. Please all right,

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Speaker 1: this is Pam, Pam, what's up? Um? I'm your new

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Speaker 1: trainer at Fitness super pumped to be working with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, actually, um that's for a female trainer.

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Speaker 1: All the female trainers are like booked up and stuff.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so I'll be working with you. My name

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Speaker 1: is daf Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Um,

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Speaker 1: so let's just talk about your fitness goals real quick,

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Speaker 1: like on a scale of one to Jessica Simpson, how

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Speaker 1: bad is your body? Did you get there? I made

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Speaker 1: a joke about Jessica Simpson there, yeah, I got that.

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Speaker 1: After her baby she got like wowdy have you seen

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Speaker 1: pictures of her? She's got like super fat. Okay, anyway, like,

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Speaker 1: what's up with your body? Well? I would, I guess,

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Speaker 1: like to lose about ten pounds? Oh so twenty five? Then? No? Ten?

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Speaker 1: But I mean like, is that like ten and chicktok?

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Speaker 1: Because that usually really means twenty five A little judgmental. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you might say judgmental. I tend to call it truthful.

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Speaker 1: But you know, whatever floats your boat. No, I really

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Speaker 1: just want to lose ten. Okay, well, let's just role play.

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Speaker 1: Here's something I like to do with some of my clients. Um,

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Speaker 1: let's pretend you and I are on my buddy's boat.

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Speaker 1: I got like a lot of friends with boats. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, yeah, Scout, like who's that hot chick?

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Speaker 1: Or would I be like, yeah, Scout, like who let

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Speaker 1: the manatee on board? You know? And like I'm describing

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Speaker 1: you at this point, right, Um, that's kind of inappropriate. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean I was just like saying, do you have

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Speaker 1: like a good body? Or you know, would I confuse

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Speaker 1: you for a large sea creature? Yeah? I don't go

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Speaker 1: to work with you. You're You're extremely inappropriate, and honestly,

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Speaker 1: you're actually kind of like a douche. Uh Um. You

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Speaker 1: know what, there might be a mistake here because I

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Speaker 1: normally don't train chicks during that time of the month,

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Speaker 1: and it sounds like ye're on one, So do ask? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know that. I think that was sort of uncalled

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Speaker 1: for it, don't you Palm No, it wasn't uncalled for.

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Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. If you're asking, you

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Speaker 1: get it. I'm good. You have enough intelligence to get it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for you. If you're asking what I think you're asking,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll totally do it. What am I asking?

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Speaker 1: You're asking for a pity hump? Right like, I'm totally

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Speaker 1: into it. You who are you? I didn't talk to

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Speaker 1: your manager. You should be tired. I totally pity humped

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Speaker 1: your friend Chelsea. What Yeah, because this is actually jewel

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety

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Speaker 1: two point five doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Chelsea set you up. No, Oh my god, I

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Speaker 1: knew like I couldn't be really was such a douche.

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Speaker 1: I will, however, still give you a pity hump if

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Speaker 1: you'd like, Yeah, you should be that lucky wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jap We stay more and he's on

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Speaker 1: the twenties. Holy On Ruling ninety two point five never

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