WEBVTT - mother is mothering

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<v Speaker 1>It's like my new favorite song right now. Roland, Roland,

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<v Speaker 1>your TikTok beet is so insane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday was one of the first times you were sitting

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<v Speaker 2>next to me and I wasn't on TikTok, but you were,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was listening to everything on your timeline and

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<v Speaker 2>it was genuinely freaking me out, talking to a different world.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mostly basketball.

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<v Speaker 3>And then it's just very normal content in between that.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes unless it was just like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was an off day. Yeah, I have like a problem

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok where I like very single fucking video that

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<v Speaker 1>I see.

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<v Speaker 3>I know Drews likes every day. He has like forty

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<v Speaker 3>new lights.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so like it's not curated at all, but I

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<v Speaker 1>interact with content. I want to see more on my feed,

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<v Speaker 1>so the algorithm knows, Oh he likes this, let's put it.

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<v Speaker 1>Put more in front of him.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you know a lot about curating your algorithm on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Should I talk about the TikTok. I saw that. Literally

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<v Speaker 3>I had to look up the I.

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<v Speaker 2>Wish I saved the TikTok itself. But you know that

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<v Speaker 2>guy was his name, Christian Walker. I saw a TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>from Christian Walker, which is crazy that we've also seen

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<v Speaker 2>the timeline of him going from crazy conservative to far

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<v Speaker 2>left feminism, like all inclusive feminism talk on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so insane.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's like advanced, like Tricia Patus like. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he like like obviously.

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<v Speaker 3>He played it. He played the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he knew what he was doing most of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But like, obviously that does not like make anything he

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<v Speaker 1>was saying better. But I think he's making up for

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<v Speaker 1>all of his damages to society.

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<v Speaker 2>He's right wrong, Yeah, yeah, but I saw a TikTok

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<v Speaker 2>of him replying to the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but why is there literally green sludge coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of my mic right now?

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<v Speaker 3>It's from your fuck stinky ass breath.

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<v Speaker 1>Ew, motherfucker, there's literally green sludge oozing out of my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's even grosser, like grocer than anything, is

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<v Speaker 2>when that thing popped. I think that's been sitting on

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<v Speaker 2>there forever. So that's where our black mold is coming from.

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<v Speaker 4>Ew.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I have a fucking raging migraine right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because the rotten watermelon kombucha.

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<v Speaker 2>I know why we have migraines right now.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll talk about that later.

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<v Speaker 2>But he was talking about this dude who made a

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok in reference to wanting real woman back, like men

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<v Speaker 2>don't want Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it was a top.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like conversation about how women are saying that

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<v Speaker 2>men now just want a mother. They don't want a girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>they want somebody to replace their mother, blah blah blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah.

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<v Speaker 3>And Christian Walker quoted it. It was going in.

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<v Speaker 1>On, oh, that's that's literally Tea, like you want a

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<v Speaker 1>mother me whom me?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that I'm a mom. I like that of course, bro,

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's like we could have all guessed that.

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<v Speaker 2>But basically he's talking about men and like how men

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<v Speaker 2>aren't real men these days. And then he says the

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<v Speaker 2>term addicted to corn and I was high when I

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<v Speaker 2>heard that, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was like, oh wow, I guess like we are addicted.

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<v Speaker 2>To corn, always eating chips, always eating red forty Like

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<v Speaker 2>yeah wow.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I was like, weird thing to point out,

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<v Speaker 3>like a diet, but okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like addicted to corn and following three thousand other

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<v Speaker 2>women on Instagram and I was like, whoa, what a

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<v Speaker 2>weird jump like corn to Instagram Like, Okay, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>I get that. But the more I watched it, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, he's saying corn instead of porn because

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<v Speaker 2>of like how people on TikTok try to avoid words

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<v Speaker 2>like suicide kill whenever unlive yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>We all three need to un ourlive ourselves in a pact.

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<v Speaker 3>I hate that, terf.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you just take kill yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>He I has to be a little smarter than we think,

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<v Speaker 2>Like why do we actually think saying unlive is going

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<v Speaker 2>under the rug versus suicide? Yeah, but I know that

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<v Speaker 2>people aren't brave like me. Like I told you all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, I'm like, kill yourself. I fucking hate you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And it's really scary and it puts me in

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<v Speaker 1>a really dark place a lot of the time.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm gonna keep doing it until I get what

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<v Speaker 3>I want. Oh my god, but I love you. I

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<v Speaker 3>love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, did you finish?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>The thought? But no, it was that was kind of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was literally just I'm actually fucking dumb as hell

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<v Speaker 2>because I went to Drew's room and I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 2>until I got in Drew's bed and I was about

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<v Speaker 2>to tell him and talk about Christian Walker, and then I.

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<v Speaker 3>Was thinking about it. I was like, why was he

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<v Speaker 3>saying corn now? And then I realized it was we've

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<v Speaker 3>been had snug racked.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been like snuggling in my bed a lot recently,

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<v Speaker 1>like and ironically you just like cruise over there because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't show my face for fourteen hours and you're like, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>where's Drew? And then you come in my room and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just laying in bed on some device. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>using the Apple Vision Pro as much as y'all fucking

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<v Speaker 1>think I am. I watched one movie on it and

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<v Speaker 1>then it was like, oh, he's trapped in there. New

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<v Speaker 1>I used it what it was for. It died very

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<v Speaker 1>quickly and I put it away, but I did KAI

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<v Speaker 1>got a video of me. That's kind of embarrassing. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>insert it now.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you watching right now? But what are you watching?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't watching the football player, No you're not.

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<v Speaker 4>You're watching something else themselves, Drew. That sounds like fucking

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<v Speaker 4>gay horn.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, dudes, dog corn themselves. It's the straightest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're sure you want me to, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't mind. It was just like I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching the game on the TV. But I also had

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<v Speaker 1>another football game of men like tackling, and that's why

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<v Speaker 1>you hear all the grunts Like it's not because like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like what like I'm not watching gay corn, Like I literally,

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<v Speaker 1>I like was watching football, and that's what.

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<v Speaker 3>The fuck is gay corn.

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<v Speaker 1>Football is like homosexual for everybody.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have to take everything.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know, like literally like what like no

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<v Speaker 1>cords for everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Where you take the like rainbow and I are taking

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<v Speaker 2>corn from us, like what am.

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<v Speaker 1>I supposed to eat? But we me and Eiel woke

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<v Speaker 1>up with rage and migraines today and like we won't

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<v Speaker 1>get into too many details because I don't want people

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<v Speaker 1>to think this is okay behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't want to be a bad influence.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but like halfway through the super Bowl yesterday, which

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<v Speaker 1>go Chiefs, Shout out the Chiefs movie, was so happy

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<v Speaker 1>that they won. Actually I literally don't give a fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was fun like rooting for a team that

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<v Speaker 1>everybody hated, like everyone was like fuck them, like I

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<v Speaker 1>hope they lose. But like also Patrick Mahoe, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>even gonna get into it. I was just gonna say, Patrick,

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<v Speaker 1>this top three. Yeah, literally top three quarterback of all

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<v Speaker 1>time and he's like only like five years into his career.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's it's crazy. He's fifty. I know, it's really

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up.

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<v Speaker 3>How old or how old do you have to be

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<v Speaker 3>to play football?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually I think you have to be twenty one,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you have to play three years of college when

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<v Speaker 1>he went when he won, which I just found out

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<v Speaker 1>like a couple months ago, but I could be lying.

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<v Speaker 1>But like in basketball, you can. You used to be

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<v Speaker 1>able to just go from fucking high school to the NBA,

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<v Speaker 1>but uh, they made it so you have to play

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<v Speaker 1>like you have to be nineteen, so you have to

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<v Speaker 1>play like collegiate ball, prep ball, whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, the twenty one thing makes sense.

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<v Speaker 2>So when they win the game, they can all get

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<v Speaker 2>naked and spray champions, you know exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just thinking about that, Like imagine being a

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<v Speaker 1>reporter in the locker room after like a game, like

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<v Speaker 1>and all of these dudes are just getting butt ass

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<v Speaker 1>naked in front of you, and it's just like, literally

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<v Speaker 1>they don't care, like you're not supposed to care about Like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, thank god, I'm wearing my ray band

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<v Speaker 2>a Snapchat glasses right now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm like, thank god I'm wearing my skim's body

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<v Speaker 1>suit because my boner would be showing everywhere my compression shorts.

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<v Speaker 4>Drew is googling Travis Kelcey Bulge during the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's trying to make a point.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, that's crazy to go after your ex's

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<v Speaker 2>new man like that, Like that's so weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Like Minority Report in the Apple Vision. He was like

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<v Speaker 4>blowing it up with his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, let me, let me defend myself. I was saying,

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<v Speaker 1>it's crazy that they don't wear cups. And I could

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<v Speaker 1>tell that they don't wear cups because you can see

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<v Speaker 1>their full cock and ball outline. It will look like

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<v Speaker 1>they're smuggling grapes out there, little baby acorns ay.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like jumping around. I was like, oh, oh

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<v Speaker 3>my god, oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why I'm like, oh, football is gay as fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know these men see that, and they just

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<v Speaker 1>act like they don't see that, Like there's cock and

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<v Speaker 1>balls flailing around as.

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<v Speaker 2>They're piling on the thing might be happening that I

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<v Speaker 2>do often when I see like two close best friends

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<v Speaker 2>when they're like all over each other, like two girl

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<v Speaker 2>bust friends. I'm like, that is such weird behavior like that,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're literally gay. Me and O Ryan don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I realize, oh, me and Ryan are like

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<v Speaker 2>kind of gay, so that's why we don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're doing that with before right now you're like,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you not looking?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's kai can't look me in the eyes today.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You have like this aura, mysterious aura.

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<v Speaker 4>I I can't well what the fuck like you said,

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<v Speaker 4>I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna enter my mysterious aura arc like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like shut down and no one's gonna know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>up to or where I'm going, and I'm just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like this being that everybody praised. I'm gonna be going.

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<v Speaker 3>You would have to leave the house.

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<v Speaker 1>No exact opposite. I locked myself inside.

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<v Speaker 3>You already do that. You already every time I's like,

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<v Speaker 3>where's your room?

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<v Speaker 2>Like he's at home, and people always ask that, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just he's at home, and they keep asking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I noticed how people ask where's Drew. It's because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>wanted and I'm a great person to be around. People

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<v Speaker 1>want me in their life, but you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to take time to myself because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>spread myself too thin, and I just want to like

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<v Speaker 1>have these like intimate moments with myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could have a Spotify wrapped of how

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<v Speaker 2>much time you spent sinking in your mattress?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, if you look at my mattress, there's a pit.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a fool.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you say something so much?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he has his bed source, he he can't let

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<v Speaker 2>them heal. I know he needs to make sure he's

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<v Speaker 2>working on those bedstorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Nasty little bed sores. The day I do get a

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<v Speaker 1>bed sort, I will leave the house. But until then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm staying here. I'm not fucking leaving. Whoa Wolf of

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<v Speaker 1>Wall Street? I've never seen that. That's from straight guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's for guys the movies rules.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's American psycho.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen that.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like I.

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<v Speaker 3>Feel like, oh my god, Yeah, I was gonna say

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<v Speaker 3>you better.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you serious? No, it wasn't that wet.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you your hands actually haven't been uh soggy at

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<v Speaker 1>all recently.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to god, kay, I like tapped you up

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<v Speaker 1>like four times yesterday and I was like and I

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<v Speaker 1>was literally like, oh, he like got carpe dim or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever on his hands. Carpay dim, dude, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>it's called carpet living. Let live.

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<v Speaker 4>Carpet sees the dick, right, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>My god, you guys like actually need fuck out or

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<v Speaker 3>sees the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a Freudian sl and slip there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is something that's been heavy on my mind.

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<v Speaker 3>She couldn't even say what happened.

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<v Speaker 1>During Oh oh we've gone so far off drug Well,

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<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the super Bowl, we'll bleep it,

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<v Speaker 1>uh or do we I don't know in the middle or.

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<v Speaker 3>And bleep and let people decide what we decided to do.

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<v Speaker 1>In the middle of the Super Bowl, we were like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're gonna if the cheese win.

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<v Speaker 2>Because mind you, we've had access to this thing for

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<v Speaker 2>two months. But me and Drew, because I do think

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<v Speaker 2>there is this idea online because of the way we

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<v Speaker 2>talk about your childhood and your interaction with drugs and

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<v Speaker 2>then my lack of care for interactions with drugs, that

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<v Speaker 2>there is this idea that we are down for whatever

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<v Speaker 2>and we do everything, but we literally don't because we

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<v Speaker 2>have had access to this thing for two months and

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<v Speaker 2>the person who gave it to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Every time they come over, they're like, let's do it me,

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<v Speaker 3>and you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, maybe not, Yeah, we're gonna do that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of scary.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do that. And we both said

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<v Speaker 3>that we would do it if the Chiefs won, with.

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<v Speaker 2>The idea that they were going to lose, because it

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<v Speaker 2>was before the second half, and we were like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>if they won, will definitely do that tonight, Like that's

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<v Speaker 2>the libes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just going to spoil it. It's black to our heroine.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. It was really good though, so it's

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<v Speaker 3>not yeah, like we have to bleep that. You can't

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<v Speaker 3>just tell people.

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<v Speaker 1>We do Maron also Okay, anyways, Chiefs one, we were zipping.

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<v Speaker 1>I've shot a little vlog of us creating it and

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<v Speaker 1>making the concoction and it was such a little vibe

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<v Speaker 1>and it was so that was the.

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<v Speaker 2>Most fun part, was like getting ready, but all of

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<v Speaker 2>us were really scared because Drew did he does like

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<v Speaker 2>extra research about everything, and he found a ready leak

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<v Speaker 2>if somebody saying that it could possibly possibly make you nauseous,

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<v Speaker 2>because now they've changed like formulas to avoid people usually

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<v Speaker 2>using it recreationally.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a cedamnifen in like hydrocoding, Like there's five

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<v Speaker 1>times the amount of a cedamnifin inside of a hydrocating pill,

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<v Speaker 1>because if you take a lot of a seedamnifit, it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna melt your fucking liver. It's the same idea with this.

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<v Speaker 1>There's another component inside of it that makes you extremely

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<v Speaker 1>nauseous to exactly like what you said. So we kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like were like chickening out. There were some other

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<v Speaker 1>factors that were like we were like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>we should do this, but anyways, we made it. We

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<v Speaker 1>did the damn thing. It was such a little vibe.

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<v Speaker 1>We drink it and absolutely felt nothing like it was horrible,

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<v Speaker 1>it was boring. We were trying to convince ourselves and

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<v Speaker 1>then I started getting like a raging migraine. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is going on with my head right now?

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<v Speaker 1>And I even went to the bed or went to

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<v Speaker 1>bed and got my like thera gun and was putting

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<v Speaker 1>it on my temples and on the back of my head,

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<v Speaker 1>which I had just found out that like there's a higher. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>stroke rate recent, stroke rate recently because people are using

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<v Speaker 1>thera guns on their neck and causing fucking blood clots

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<v Speaker 1>and they're a Jorda or whatever the fuck. And I

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<v Speaker 1>did it anyways because I was in so much pain

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<v Speaker 1>and then I just like knocked the fuck out, had

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<v Speaker 1>a great sleep, woke up, and my brain still feels

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<v Speaker 1>like it's on fire, So yeah, I think right now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but yeah, we were.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was such a vibe because we were watching

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<v Speaker 2>the best stuff we've watched in a long fucking time.

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<v Speaker 3>We were watching.

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<v Speaker 2>Robot fights and school bus races and Derby's car demolition

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<v Speaker 2>demolitions and car jumps and I need to go to

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<v Speaker 2>a car demolition show, like a Derby show so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to go to a car launch.

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<v Speaker 2>We were watching cars get launched off of a mountain

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<v Speaker 2>and a bunch of people standing past one.

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<v Speaker 1>One time, Yeah, I was like driving on my road

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<v Speaker 1>trip from California to Texas and we drove through or

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<v Speaker 1>fucking Idaho to Texas actually, and we drove through Colorado

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<v Speaker 1>and there was this big mountain with like a pile

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<v Speaker 1>of like skeletons of cars and like they were a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of them and we asked the gas station attendant

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, yeah, they do the car launch

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<v Speaker 1>and we were like, what the fuck is a car

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<v Speaker 1>launch and they were like, oh, we drive cars off

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<v Speaker 1>the cliff and I was like, what do you mean.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like the most insane thing ever. Well insert

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<v Speaker 1>a clip so you can see, but they literally launched

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<v Speaker 1>cars off of the side of a fucking mountain. It's

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<v Speaker 1>so beautiful. It's literally beautiful. Yeah, Like it's pretty as fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Battlebot's iconic, like if you know, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not even gonna give you a little taste of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I was way too into that last night, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>was the last one's left standing watching it on the TV.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so fucking cool, and I wish I had

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<v Speaker 3>any sliver of intelligence to make a robot to fight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a lifetime passion, like I wish I had

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<v Speaker 1>something like that that. I was just like, like wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to hone this craft, and I was addicted to it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was one thing that I was really fucking

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<v Speaker 1>great out. But instead I'm great at a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>different things, so it's kind of hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you're kind of like a jack off all trades.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, jack off.

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<v Speaker 3>He said, jack Off, that's what the jack Jack of

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<v Speaker 3>all trades you guys are thinking of, like penis stuff again.

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<v Speaker 4>Because it's like all I don't think so I feel

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<v Speaker 4>like we're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is Jack of all trades.

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<v Speaker 3>Kuy what yeah, jack Off?

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you fucking say jack off of all trades?

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<v Speaker 3>All grad?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I literally like I think I've stroked out,

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<v Speaker 1>like and I think I have like a slow brain bleed,

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<v Speaker 1>like am I Sarahbellum or some shit like whatever controls

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<v Speaker 1>your speech because like the amount of words that I've

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<v Speaker 1>been getting mixed up the last like three or four

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<v Speaker 1>months has been horrifying. It's been really scary.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because you need to read a book. Simple.

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<v Speaker 1>I read articles on my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>The articles tiktoks, tiktoks of people relaying articles.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, okay, no, work smarter, not harder. Realistically, our

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<v Speaker 1>parents would.

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<v Speaker 2>Be I'm sure our parents did the same thing and

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<v Speaker 2>would lie and say, oh yeah, I saw that in

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<v Speaker 2>an article when they meant they watched the fucking news.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you learn information? I'm not even gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. I have a whole shipiel about that. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want it. Did you see the letter from the

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<v Speaker 1>I R S.

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<v Speaker 3>No, don't. Why why do you bring that up? I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't see that.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll just move on.

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<v Speaker 4>What the fuck I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 3>Why bringing that up?

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<v Speaker 4>Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know about the glitter mystery?

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<v Speaker 3>The glitter mystery? The fuck are you talking?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big conspiracy. It's it's it's a fun one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when you get glitter everywhere and then never

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The hoopies of the craft and you're never getting rid

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<v Speaker 1>of that. The glitter mystery. Shall we get into it? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like it was like five or six

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<v Speaker 1>years ago there was a New York Times article on

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<v Speaker 1>glitter and the interviewer, you know what you're talking about? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the interviewer said, or asked what the biggest market for

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<v Speaker 1>glitter is, and the person at this glitter company, Mega

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<v Speaker 1>Glitter Corp. Literally almost instantly was like, no, I absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>cannot talk about that, Like I'm not I'm not talking

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<v Speaker 1>about our biggest buyer. She pushed back and like uh

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<v Speaker 1>but she like pushed back, and the person was like,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what it is, and she said, oh god, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm literally so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have done our research.

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<v Speaker 4>You're smart, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>But basically the girl said, you know what it is,

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<v Speaker 1>but you'd never ever be able to guess what our

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<v Speaker 1>glitter is in, like you, you'd never ever ever know.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this sparked like this huge conversation. They were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is glittering? Like people were saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was like obvious ones like boat paint and like.

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<v Speaker 4>Blah blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>Like people were saying like, oh, maybe they put it

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<v Speaker 1>on in like resort beaches to make the sand more glittery,

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<v Speaker 1>or like maybe for some reason they're putting it in

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<v Speaker 1>our water supply and we just can't see it to

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<v Speaker 1>make it more sparkly, like whatever it is, and people

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<v Speaker 1>were just like guessing like crazy, like toothpaste, money, construction materials,

0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:38.960
<v Speaker 1>like concrete, shit like that. Well, something popped up on

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<v Speaker 1>my for you page recently, and I fear it is

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<v Speaker 1>what the glitter is used for and it's military application.

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<v Speaker 1>Duh would make sense, but it's called I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>chafe or chaff chaff y'all listen to what this shit is.

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<v Speaker 1>So DFW's like weather page posted this like radar, like

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<v Speaker 1>weather radar, and there was like this big mass over

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<v Speaker 1>La and it was like this long or over Fort

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<v Speaker 1>Worth and it was like this long line and it

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<v Speaker 1>looked like light rain. And they posted like you might

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<v Speaker 1>have seen this on the time on your radar today,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not rain. It's chaff chaff or chaf or

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<v Speaker 1>whatever the fuck it is or however you say. It

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<v Speaker 1>is literally microplastics fiberglass and aluminum that the military drops

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<v Speaker 1>out of planes to cover up the planes on the radar,

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<v Speaker 1>so like they're dropping fiberglass all over the world. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, wait, what the fuck, Like what

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<v Speaker 1>is fiberglass? And everyone was like wait, they're dropping fiberglass

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<v Speaker 1>all over for Worth And it was like a big

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<v Speaker 1>piece of the radar, Like it's a long fucking line,

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<v Speaker 1>Like this is like Granberry all the way over to

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<v Speaker 1>like fucking Cleburn, Like it's a long line. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the Weather Channel like saw all the backlash and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, we've seen a lot of concern about our

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<v Speaker 1>comments regarding chaff over DFW the other day. We want

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<v Speaker 1>to report on what we know and can confirm what

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<v Speaker 1>we mentioned in our posts. As forecasters, we don't typically

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<v Speaker 1>or personally, no more information on the impact on wildlife, water,

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<v Speaker 1>and people, whether radar representation is more our thing. We

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<v Speaker 1>would love to answer some of your confern concerns. And

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<v Speaker 1>basically they were like, the research on its effect on humans, nature,

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<v Speaker 1>wildlife is very limited, and they kind of just are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>like it should be fine, Like that's it, but they're

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<v Speaker 1>dropping fiberglass out of the fucking sin.

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<v Speaker 2>How could dropping fiberglass on humans be fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Literally literally, And like I've been a.

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<v Speaker 3>Has it been in use for a long time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I like went to this other website and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a problem. Yeah, literally, but I went to this

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<v Speaker 1>other website and it's like something from like the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>eighty seventies or eighties that they have just been doing

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<v Speaker 1>all the time, which I'm also like, girls, stop doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>We have like technology that you don't need to drop

0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:09.840
<v Speaker 1>fiberglass out of the sky as a military exercise to

0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:10.720
<v Speaker 1>hide a fucking plane.

0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Just get the same LEDs that we have on the

0:23:13.040 --> 0:23:14.879
<v Speaker 2>sphere in Las Vegas and put it under the plane

0:23:14.920 --> 0:23:16.639
<v Speaker 2>and have it be the sky like hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, hello, Hello. But yeah, I just like went on

0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:24.399
<v Speaker 1>like a crazy deep dive and basically now I believe

0:23:24.480 --> 0:23:26.480
<v Speaker 1>that that is where all the glitter is going.

0:23:26.600 --> 0:23:29.960
<v Speaker 4>But I'm I'm done. I'm serious. I'm so tired of

0:23:30.000 --> 0:23:32.840
<v Speaker 4>this ship. I'm so tired of it being like, oh,

0:23:32.840 --> 0:23:35.639
<v Speaker 4>there's a pedophile island, and then being like, no, there's no,

0:23:35.720 --> 0:23:38.400
<v Speaker 4>and then there is a pedophile island, and then it's like, oh,

0:23:38.640 --> 0:23:41.320
<v Speaker 4>there's chem trails, and then it's like there are kim trails,

0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:45.560
<v Speaker 4>and then fucking Biden posts the photo dude dude with

0:23:45.640 --> 0:23:49.480
<v Speaker 4>the laser eyes saying I am a lizard or whatever.

0:23:49.240 --> 0:23:51.919
<v Speaker 1>That I thought it. I thought he was hacked. I

0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:56.040
<v Speaker 1>literally could not actually believe that photo. It says just

0:23:56.080 --> 0:23:59.880
<v Speaker 1>like we drew Wait, hold on, Joe Biden. Joe Biden said,

0:23:59.880 --> 0:24:03.240
<v Speaker 1>my fucking name. Keep my name out of your fucking mouth,

0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:06.800
<v Speaker 1>you lizard person. I don't trust you with your laser

0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:09.520
<v Speaker 1>beam eyes. Actually, I'm actually gonna get my lawyer on this.

0:24:09.640 --> 0:24:10.399
<v Speaker 1>Like this is crazy.

0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:15.360
<v Speaker 2>So so your your name also can be used as

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:19.000
<v Speaker 2>like a verb, and I don't think he means.

0:24:18.840 --> 0:24:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because it like it's cool, like I'm cool. Also,

0:24:21.840 --> 0:24:23.879
<v Speaker 1>this ship walk like they thought this ship was going

0:24:23.960 --> 0:24:26.120
<v Speaker 1>to break the fucking Internet. No, it only has eight

0:24:26.280 --> 0:24:29.120
<v Speaker 1>ninety five thousand, like it has less than a million likes.

0:24:29.160 --> 0:24:31.879
<v Speaker 3>Give a million likes. Joe Biden's ig posts didn't get

0:24:31.880 --> 0:24:33.080
<v Speaker 3>a million area.

0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:36.320
<v Speaker 1>Literally flop, Like eighty six percent of America was like,

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:38.760
<v Speaker 1>he's too old to be fit for president. Eighty six

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:41.160
<v Speaker 1>percent think everyone thinks.

0:24:41.160 --> 0:24:43.720
<v Speaker 4>Is he's one hundred and thirty years old.

0:24:43.760 --> 0:24:46.200
<v Speaker 1>Is eighty eighty three?

0:24:47.359 --> 0:24:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Maybe he looks eighty two.

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:52.880
<v Speaker 4>It's elder abused, abused, Oh he's eighty one.

0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:56.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine he won, he'd be eighty fucking five. All

0:24:56.760 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 1>eighty five year olds that I know are literally withering

0:24:59.800 --> 0:25:00.840
<v Speaker 1>away and turning.

0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:02.080
<v Speaker 3>To twenty five year olds.

0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.639
<v Speaker 2>I see you're on TikTok and it's somebody recording them,

0:25:04.640 --> 0:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>and it's like the saddest video I'm about.

0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:09.320
<v Speaker 1>To seem exactly. It's like all timer show.

0:25:09.160 --> 0:25:11.359
<v Speaker 4>That's crazy that the president of the United States could

0:25:11.359 --> 0:25:14.680
<v Speaker 4>be three times the age of how the oldest you

0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:17.160
<v Speaker 4>got in like the twenties was Yeah.

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:18.840
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what is like, why do you have to be

0:25:18.920 --> 0:25:21.040
<v Speaker 1>three hundred years old to run for president? Isn't it

0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:22.440
<v Speaker 1>like sixty five or something like that?

0:25:22.640 --> 0:25:22.920
<v Speaker 4>Right?

0:25:24.680 --> 0:25:26.639
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I thought it used to be thirty five.

0:25:27.560 --> 0:25:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, why aren't forty year old's not fucking right.

0:25:30.880 --> 0:25:32.800
<v Speaker 4>My friend was talking about this and he thinks it's

0:25:33.200 --> 0:25:35.480
<v Speaker 4>to be thirty five. Yeah, it could be a twin.

0:25:35.680 --> 0:25:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Damn not me knowing more about y'all, like than y'all

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:41.920
<v Speaker 2>about politics and whatnot right now on the up and out,

0:25:42.240 --> 0:25:42.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't.

0:25:44.040 --> 0:25:46.800
<v Speaker 1>I mean, like literally, like, what's the point?

0:25:47.320 --> 0:25:48.880
<v Speaker 3>So true mine?

0:25:48.880 --> 0:25:51.240
<v Speaker 1>Ironically two sides of the same coin. They're both evil.

0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:54.800
<v Speaker 4>My friend was basically saying that, like the cabal of

0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:58.439
<v Speaker 4>seventy year old white people just want to like hold

0:25:58.480 --> 0:26:00.640
<v Speaker 4>on to this. Did you part into the mic?

0:26:01.080 --> 0:26:04.119
<v Speaker 1>No? Yeah he did, and it smells.

0:26:05.040 --> 0:26:06.760
<v Speaker 3>It was like a wet far It wasn't.

0:26:07.400 --> 0:26:11.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's gross. Well I'm not going to finish what

0:26:11.520 --> 0:26:15.000
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say because and I can taste it. Oh.

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:17.040
<v Speaker 4>He's basically saying like, there's like seventy year old white

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:18.960
<v Speaker 4>people that like have all this money and power and

0:26:19.000 --> 0:26:21.479
<v Speaker 4>they're like they just refuse to give it up. So

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:24.840
<v Speaker 4>like they won't like Gavin Newsom run because he's of

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.320
<v Speaker 4>a different generation, Like it's a big enough generational divide

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:31.679
<v Speaker 4>that he would actually have like I actually different ideas.

0:26:31.840 --> 0:26:32.439
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I.

0:26:34.280 --> 0:26:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Think it also is like the whole game of it is.

0:26:37.200 --> 0:26:39.720
<v Speaker 2>You have to be in politics for so long for

0:26:39.800 --> 0:26:41.960
<v Speaker 2>anybody to take you serious, and then by the time

0:26:42.000 --> 0:26:45.159
<v Speaker 2>they take you serious, you're fucking haggarty and dying.

0:26:45.560 --> 0:26:49.800
<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for the wealth transfer, the transfers, but

0:26:49.840 --> 0:26:50.720
<v Speaker 1>what's gonna happen to me.

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:52.840
<v Speaker 4>You're gonna be up.

0:26:53.320 --> 0:26:53.959
<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be up.

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.520
<v Speaker 2>And he's saying that I'm not a part of the

0:26:55.520 --> 0:26:58.200
<v Speaker 2>one percent right now, because you would be lying, like, seriously,

0:26:59.560 --> 0:27:00.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm free, were.

0:27:00.640 --> 0:27:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Not a part of the one this person, babe, Okay,

0:27:04.520 --> 0:27:06.360
<v Speaker 1>but what you are a part of is a new

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:10.640
<v Speaker 1>conspiracy that I'm forming on you on me, yes, because

0:27:11.000 --> 0:27:14.520
<v Speaker 1>I saw the video of you on my feed.

0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:19.520
<v Speaker 3>And I know what you're talking about.

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.640
<v Speaker 1>It was scary and I've been saying I think you're

0:27:22.640 --> 0:27:25.080
<v Speaker 1>a plant in my life, You're a cyborg. You're like

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:28.840
<v Speaker 1>this NPC or something, and this video proved it for me.

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:30.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm not kidding. Is this.

0:27:31.720 --> 0:27:33.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is insane.

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 3>I've seen this.

0:27:36.080 --> 0:27:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Look at your eyes, Watch your eyes, watch your eyes. Everybody.

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:47.520
<v Speaker 3>The top comment was she has to take a peek

0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:48.040
<v Speaker 3>at Drew.

0:27:49.359 --> 0:27:53.119
<v Speaker 1>I saw someone the guys, is this mean her eyes

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:56.160
<v Speaker 1>are not like that? It was just like data glitching

0:27:56.280 --> 0:27:58.760
<v Speaker 1>or something, but I thought it was so I was

0:27:58.960 --> 0:28:01.160
<v Speaker 1>crying in bed alone and I was like, gonna run

0:28:01.200 --> 0:28:03.679
<v Speaker 1>over there to show you, but I decided just to

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:05.280
<v Speaker 1>so much.

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:06.600
<v Speaker 3>I thought so many.

0:28:06.359 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Times, Okay, well, I was ter about about.

0:28:17.280 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 2>Hm.

0:28:20.760 --> 0:28:26.479
<v Speaker 1>I was terrorized by weight staff at a restaurant. I

0:28:26.600 --> 0:28:30.399
<v Speaker 1>could not believe my girl. I got the whole squad laughing,

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 1>keep going, bitch. I was terrorized at a restaurant. So

0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:40.000
<v Speaker 1>our friend invited us to lunch and it was like

0:28:40.160 --> 0:28:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the last rainy day in LA that's crucial for the story.

0:28:44.320 --> 0:28:49.959
<v Speaker 1>And we went there and it was packed out the ass,

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 1>like I've never been in a more packed environment. And

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:55.600
<v Speaker 1>it was like an interesting order concept, like you wait

0:28:55.640 --> 0:28:58.560
<v Speaker 1>in this line and then you wait to get a table,

0:28:58.720 --> 0:29:00.719
<v Speaker 1>and then you wait to sit down and get your

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:04.080
<v Speaker 1>food at the table. It was kind of inefficient, but

0:29:04.160 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, whatever, it's packed. I'm not like, really,

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:09.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't really care that much because I just feel

0:29:09.080 --> 0:29:12.960
<v Speaker 1>bad for the workers because they're like fucking running around. Well,

0:29:13.280 --> 0:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>I order an Enya's ordering behind me, but I like

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:20.480
<v Speaker 1>am overwhelmed in this fucking tiny ass little space because

0:29:20.480 --> 0:29:23.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm like it's too close to many people around, So

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:28.720
<v Speaker 1>I go wait by the door. I'm the door's right here.

0:29:28.880 --> 0:29:31.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting right here, and the door can still open,

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 1>people can still get in, like I'm not in the

0:29:34.440 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 1>way of anything. And then one of the workers comes

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:41.320
<v Speaker 1>up to me and she's like, oh, can you follow

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>me and wait over here? And I was like, oh yeah,

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:45.560
<v Speaker 1>like I'll do that. And she proceeds to open the

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:51.080
<v Speaker 1>door and then stand outside and like it was fully

0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:54.520
<v Speaker 1>pouring down rain and it was freezing and pouring down rain,

0:29:54.560 --> 0:29:56.160
<v Speaker 1>and she was like, can you wait right here? And

0:29:56.240 --> 0:29:58.680
<v Speaker 1>I laughed, I literally like I actually laughed because I

0:29:58.680 --> 0:30:01.840
<v Speaker 1>thought she was joking, Like I couldn't believe it. And

0:30:01.880 --> 0:30:04.880
<v Speaker 1>then she's like, uh no, like can you actually wait

0:30:04.960 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>right here, like it's for the safety like the door like,

0:30:07.520 --> 0:30:09.920
<v Speaker 1>and I was like, are you kidding me? And so

0:30:10.400 --> 0:30:12.840
<v Speaker 1>I actually like I did it anyways, and she was like,

0:30:12.920 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>or you can wait under that umbrella and it was

0:30:14.720 --> 0:30:18.040
<v Speaker 1>like it was like a giant garbage can, like an

0:30:18.240 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 1>umbrella like that was open like a light pole and

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>like a binch like I couldn't fit over there. So

0:30:25.280 --> 0:30:27.960
<v Speaker 1>thank god I brought my APHX twin umbrella. Hello, Yeah,

0:30:28.080 --> 0:30:31.680
<v Speaker 1>I actually use it but I know, you bitch just

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:33.240
<v Speaker 1>won it. And I was on that shit never man,

0:30:34.560 --> 0:30:35.800
<v Speaker 1>never mind, Like y'all.

0:30:35.600 --> 0:30:38.080
<v Speaker 2>Don't want you know you found out about Aphex twin

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 2>because of the Fortnite skin the thing.

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and I got it. I opened my laptop,

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 1>bought v Bucks, bought that fucking skin, closed my laptop,

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:48.120
<v Speaker 1>and didn't play a single fucking game cause and that's like,

0:30:48.160 --> 0:30:49.880
<v Speaker 1>it was so scary for me to do that, Like

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:53.200
<v Speaker 1>I literally could not believe I just like spent money

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:55.760
<v Speaker 1>like that, like it fee felt so naughty. But anyways,

0:30:56.000 --> 0:30:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm waiting outside literally in the rain, and.

0:30:59.160 --> 0:31:01.200
<v Speaker 3>I know, and I turned to her friends.

0:31:01.240 --> 0:31:03.320
<v Speaker 2>I was like, where's Drew And all of us were

0:31:03.360 --> 0:31:05.920
<v Speaker 2>confused because they were like, yeah, he's standing outside.

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:05.960
<v Speaker 1>It.

0:31:06.040 --> 0:31:08.800
<v Speaker 2>In my head, I was just like, oh, okay, baby,

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:10.600
<v Speaker 2>cause it's packed in here.

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:12.840
<v Speaker 3>He just wants to be outside. And then I go

0:31:12.920 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 3>outside and Drew's literally standing there.

0:31:14.400 --> 0:31:17.120
<v Speaker 2>He's like, dude, they literally fuck told me to stand outside.

0:31:17.160 --> 0:31:17.920
<v Speaker 3>It was crazy.

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 5>It was pouring down rain and freezing, and then the

0:31:20.640 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 5>spot that I was standing in, two people went and

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:28.120
<v Speaker 5>stood there, and she literally was conversing with them and

0:31:28.160 --> 0:31:29.440
<v Speaker 5>having a conversation with.

0:31:29.480 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Them and let them stand there, but she put me outside.

0:31:33.560 --> 0:31:36.200
<v Speaker 1>I literally couldn't believe that I've never ever felt like

0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:39.640
<v Speaker 1>this way in my life. I was like, so like,

0:31:40.280 --> 0:31:42.960
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck like this it was? It was so crazy,

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:45.320
<v Speaker 1>It was so crazy, and I almost went full Karen mode,

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:47.560
<v Speaker 1>but I was like, she's stressed, Like she's just doing

0:31:47.600 --> 0:31:50.040
<v Speaker 1>her fucking job. She's not the one that's hold me dad.

0:31:50.200 --> 0:31:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Like ten minutes later, I think realize that it was

0:31:54.560 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 2>crazy to make somebody wait outside in the freezing cold

0:31:57.520 --> 0:31:58.480
<v Speaker 2>during a floodwak.

0:31:58.800 --> 0:31:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And she came out.

0:31:59.680 --> 0:32:01.680
<v Speaker 2>She was like a I'm so sorry, like we're gonna

0:32:01.680 --> 0:32:03.520
<v Speaker 2>get a table for you, it's okay, and you're just

0:32:03.520 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 2>like it's okay, it's okay, and you were like sorry

0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:09.160
<v Speaker 2>if I seemed upset or something, but like, yeah, I'm fine.

0:32:09.240 --> 0:32:11.520
<v Speaker 1>I like didn't really speak much when she came out

0:32:11.520 --> 0:32:14.640
<v Speaker 1>there because I honestly was a little offended and upset.

0:32:14.960 --> 0:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>But then when I was inside the restaurant, I felt

0:32:17.000 --> 0:32:18.400
<v Speaker 1>really bad and I went up to her and I

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.320
<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, by the way, like I'm sorry if

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:22.680
<v Speaker 1>I seemed upset or like made you like anxious or something,

0:32:22.720 --> 0:32:26.800
<v Speaker 1>because I wasn't and I know, you're just doing your

0:32:26.840 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 1>job and you're just dressed. And she's like, thank you

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 1>so much for telling me that, and I was like, see,

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 1>all it takes is to like communication, communicate. That's true, communicate.

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:36.640
<v Speaker 2>But if to be fair, if I saw you in

0:32:36.720 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 2>any establishment and it was raining outside, I'd be like,

0:32:40.760 --> 0:32:41.240
<v Speaker 2>I need this.

0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:42.200
<v Speaker 3>Man to stand in the rain.

0:32:42.480 --> 0:32:44.920
<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Why you just give that energy like

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:50.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, mysterious, like I might have a bomb. Oh,

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:52.600
<v Speaker 1>I bring a bomb with me everywhere I go.

0:32:52.760 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 3>Just in case. It's for safety matches.

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:59.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, that happened to me, and I couldn't

0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>believe it. It was a movie.

0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Stuff like that doesn't happen to me because I'm so

0:33:02.640 --> 0:33:05.200
<v Speaker 2>pretty and people are just like I would hate if.

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 1>She loves you.

0:33:05.760 --> 0:33:09.760
<v Speaker 2>Literally usually tell me to go outside when the weather's gorgeous,

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.080
<v Speaker 2>and they're like, wow, I want her to like I

0:33:13.080 --> 0:33:15.120
<v Speaker 2>want to see what she looks like in the direct sunlight.

0:33:15.240 --> 0:33:16.920
<v Speaker 2>And then they'll tell me to stand outside, but they'll

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 2>follow me and take a picture of me, and then

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:19.400
<v Speaker 2>I'll go back inside.

0:33:19.480 --> 0:33:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I was the picture on the wall. I was sexually

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:24.600
<v Speaker 1>profiled in.

0:33:24.520 --> 0:33:27.320
<v Speaker 3>That moment when she told you, I don't understand how.

0:33:27.200 --> 0:33:31.520
<v Speaker 1>That she saw that I was presenting as a man

0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:34.000
<v Speaker 1>and she put me out in that fucking ring.

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 4>Wow, Wow, mother is mothering.

0:33:38.040 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up, mother is mothering.

0:33:45.640 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 3>Did you have to be like so brave to yell

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:50.160
<v Speaker 3>that at the most silent concept.

0:33:49.840 --> 0:33:51.760
<v Speaker 1>I ever feels so bad for that girl.

0:33:51.880 --> 0:33:54.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because she's definitely under the age of twenty.

0:33:54.840 --> 0:33:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I felt so bad for it, Like I would

0:33:57.040 --> 0:34:00.800
<v Speaker 1>be mortified, Like it's like bombing on stage to stand up,

0:34:00.880 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>like people thought, like if she thought people were gonna

0:34:03.000 --> 0:34:07.320
<v Speaker 1>like ye, but everyone turned on her. It was so dark.

0:34:07.360 --> 0:34:08.080
<v Speaker 1>We'll insert that.

0:34:08.640 --> 0:34:11.200
<v Speaker 3>I have to post this again just because the crowd

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:14.719
<v Speaker 3>is so funny mother is mother.

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:24.680
<v Speaker 4>Video.

0:34:26.640 --> 0:34:28.800
<v Speaker 3>She was like, shout out me viral, but like for

0:34:29.000 --> 0:34:29.799
<v Speaker 3>good reason.

0:34:30.080 --> 0:34:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Shout out her shout out then.

0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Fuck, I was gonna say something after that. Never mind,

0:34:37.239 --> 0:34:39.359
<v Speaker 2>it's gone, It's gone forever. It's fucking over.

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:43.600
<v Speaker 1>Well, I had a very very dark moment.

0:34:44.560 --> 0:34:46.680
<v Speaker 3>Did you always have a dark moment like.

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.960
<v Speaker 4>What I did? There's like times where you'll say something

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:52.920
<v Speaker 4>and I know you're gonna turn and look directly in

0:34:52.960 --> 0:34:56.080
<v Speaker 4>my eyes whenever you say I had a dark moment.

0:34:57.000 --> 0:34:58.719
<v Speaker 4>Drew fucking flipped me off earlier. I don't know if

0:34:58.719 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 4>anyone saw.

0:34:59.280 --> 0:35:00.920
<v Speaker 3>That, but I didn't see that, so I.

0:35:00.920 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Don't believe it.

0:35:02.560 --> 0:35:04.520
<v Speaker 2>And if it's on video, I still don't believe it

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>because we're in a room and you're you're literally just

0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:10.560
<v Speaker 2>being so self absorbed, thinking it's to you.

0:35:10.640 --> 0:35:12.239
<v Speaker 3>It could be to anything in this I was.

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Literally flipping off the birds outside exactly. I was slipping the.

0:35:15.000 --> 0:35:17.880
<v Speaker 4>Merger flip me off. I'll put it back in the camera.

0:35:17.960 --> 0:35:20.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, he was looking past you. You think people look

0:35:20.280 --> 0:35:20.560
<v Speaker 3>at you.

0:35:22.239 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 1>I was not recording that.

0:35:24.280 --> 0:35:25.160
<v Speaker 3>You're so annoying.

0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck you, fuck you, oh fuck all of you.

0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:29.520
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what's your dark moment?

0:35:30.520 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 2>Like?

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I don't even want to like it. Actually it actually

0:35:34.160 --> 0:35:37.200
<v Speaker 1>is embarrassing and ironic embarrassing, but it was it was

0:35:37.239 --> 0:35:39.520
<v Speaker 1>really it was really dark. It was so gross And

0:35:39.520 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want to say it, because

0:35:41.640 --> 0:35:45.319
<v Speaker 1>there's implications to this. I won't get into it.

0:35:46.520 --> 0:35:46.960
<v Speaker 3>Cut it.

0:35:48.320 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I want to. Should I say it?

0:35:50.960 --> 0:35:53.320
<v Speaker 4>No, He's like farming engagement.

0:35:54.880 --> 0:35:57.160
<v Speaker 2>It's like I feel like I'm watching you post on

0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:59.480
<v Speaker 2>ID and the caption is something normal, but then it's

0:35:59.480 --> 0:36:00.640
<v Speaker 2>like comment your favorite color.

0:36:01.200 --> 0:36:02.400
<v Speaker 1>But I don't know.

0:36:03.160 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm not going What do you guys think about this?

0:36:04.880 --> 0:36:06.439
<v Speaker 3>What do you guys like Sundays?

0:36:07.400 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say it.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, then don't. We'll move on.

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 4>We don't care, dude, we actually don't.

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:13.799
<v Speaker 3>It like doesn't matter to us, guys.

0:36:13.840 --> 0:36:18.640
<v Speaker 1>I fell asleep in the Apple Vision. I fell asleep

0:36:18.640 --> 0:36:19.279
<v Speaker 1>inside of it.

0:36:20.840 --> 0:36:23.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you starting this episode by being like, I do

0:36:23.280 --> 0:36:24.200
<v Speaker 2>not use it as much.

0:36:24.120 --> 0:36:26.320
<v Speaker 3>As y'all think. You're all chirping, Well I didn't.

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:28.439
<v Speaker 1>I just use it for like thirty minutes before bed,

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:31.760
<v Speaker 1>and I fucking fell asleep in it, fully fucking clothed,

0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:32.600
<v Speaker 1>with all of the.

0:36:32.640 --> 0:36:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Lights of screen time.

0:36:33.840 --> 0:36:35.399
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure that thing has screen time.

0:36:35.480 --> 0:36:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Go get it, and let's look at the screen time,

0:36:36.960 --> 0:36:38.839
<v Speaker 2>because it is much more than you think. Every time

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:41.120
<v Speaker 2>I have come home from being outside again, I go

0:36:41.200 --> 0:36:42.799
<v Speaker 2>to Drew's room and it is on his face.

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 1>How much do you think it is?

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:45.560
<v Speaker 3>I have not gone to your room and it hasn't

0:36:45.600 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 3>been on your face?

0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:46.960
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it is?

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:50.040
<v Speaker 3>It has to easily be twenty hours.

0:36:50.080 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 1>There's absolutely no way.

0:36:53.320 --> 0:36:56.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm just imagining Drew like opening his eyes from deep sleep,

0:36:56.719 --> 0:36:59.280
<v Speaker 4>and it's just fourteen screens of grinds.

0:36:59.360 --> 0:37:02.280
<v Speaker 2>What's worse is he didn't even realize he fell asleep.

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 2>He probably only told us this because I walked in

0:37:05.480 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 2>on him. I went to go say something to him,

0:37:07.200 --> 0:37:09.399
<v Speaker 2>and he was literally turned over with it on his head,

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:12.680
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, hello, Hello, Drew, and he was like,

0:37:12.680 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 2>oh no, and he tried to he tried to act

0:37:15.320 --> 0:37:18.400
<v Speaker 2>like he wasn't sleeping. Also, he was like, oh sorry,

0:37:18.440 --> 0:37:22.799
<v Speaker 2>I was yeah, and then he just like and then

0:37:22.840 --> 0:37:23.840
<v Speaker 2>he pulled it off.

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:29.040
<v Speaker 4>Do you admit it that it's dark to be Oh

0:37:29.120 --> 0:37:30.759
<v Speaker 4>my god, he has to put it on to check

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:31.280
<v Speaker 4>the screen.

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:33.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh I know the Apple logo showed when it turns on.

0:37:34.040 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 2>That's kind of cunt. Okay, wait me when I'm a cyclops.

0:37:40.000 --> 0:37:44.040
<v Speaker 1>There it goes. Okay, we're let me screen record.

0:37:45.680 --> 0:37:49.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm really a non believer at the idea that everybody's

0:37:49.960 --> 0:37:51.719
<v Speaker 2>gonna have one of these eventually.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I don't think there's a way.

0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 1>There's not a way.

0:37:56.360 --> 0:37:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Damn saved by the bell.

0:37:58.560 --> 0:38:00.520
<v Speaker 1>I guess I only do have four hours on ear.

0:38:03.280 --> 0:38:06.279
<v Speaker 3>There's no way, because you've watched like three movies in

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:07.160
<v Speaker 3>that thing already.

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:11.840
<v Speaker 1>No, No, I bet I've literally only logged like max

0:38:11.920 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 1>twelve hours, and I would I would literally die on

0:38:14.920 --> 0:38:18.239
<v Speaker 1>that hill, I straight up think I because I've only

0:38:18.320 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 1>had it since Monday. I've and like the battery I've charged,

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:25.440
<v Speaker 1>I've gone like two full days, full days without using it.

0:38:25.480 --> 0:38:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I've never used it. After the batteries died, I go

0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.680
<v Speaker 1>and charge it and then I get on my phone.

0:38:31.840 --> 0:38:35.000
<v Speaker 1>So but I'm not saying that my screen time isn't atrocious.

0:38:35.080 --> 0:38:42.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, all right, we're back. We're back, and we're better.

0:38:43.280 --> 0:38:44.719
<v Speaker 1>Do you have any topics you want to talk about?

0:38:45.600 --> 0:38:48.360
<v Speaker 3>You know what's crazy is my I literally hear my topics.

0:38:48.840 --> 0:38:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, new game unlocked, y'all know, fucking game unlocked.

0:38:53.640 --> 0:38:55.520
<v Speaker 2>I can't even talk said about Drew because I have

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.160
<v Speaker 2>clocked in over twenty hours at work though.

0:38:58.200 --> 0:38:59.080
<v Speaker 3>That's the difference is.

0:38:59.040 --> 0:39:01.960
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm working, Drew is just playing on his device.

0:39:02.040 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 2>I am putting in work, like real hard work. I

0:39:06.960 --> 0:39:10.719
<v Speaker 2>found this new game via TikTok called Contraband Police yep,

0:39:10.880 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 2>and I became.

0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:13.759
<v Speaker 3>I haven't been addicted to a.

0:39:13.719 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 2>Game other than Fortnite in so long, and I'm fully

0:39:17.160 --> 0:39:18.960
<v Speaker 2>back to it. I haven't let myself play it for

0:39:19.000 --> 0:39:22.600
<v Speaker 2>like two days because within two days I clocked twenty

0:39:22.680 --> 0:39:26.360
<v Speaker 2>hours of playing, which I wonder if it also clocks,

0:39:26.360 --> 0:39:31.600
<v Speaker 2>because sometimes I would put it to sleep like in between, but.

0:39:31.520 --> 0:39:33.719
<v Speaker 3>It doesn't make it any better when Josie was over.

0:39:34.520 --> 0:39:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because when Josie was over, we would switch between

0:39:37.280 --> 0:39:40.680
<v Speaker 2>playing Contramant Police to Fortnite and then back to Contraband

0:39:40.680 --> 0:39:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Police like it was insane, but also the best day

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I've had in a long time. I love this game

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:46.400
<v Speaker 2>so much and I don't give a fuck. It is

0:39:46.440 --> 0:39:48.720
<v Speaker 2>so fun. Also, it feels like a fun game because

0:39:48.920 --> 0:39:51.719
<v Speaker 2>other than Fortnite, I feel like everybody can kind of

0:39:51.760 --> 0:39:54.479
<v Speaker 2>play it and if it makes sense, even if y'all

0:39:54.480 --> 0:39:56.680
<v Speaker 2>aren't like controlling the control, I.

0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:59.640
<v Speaker 1>Don't forget this. Don't forget to check his registration. Oh

0:39:59.680 --> 0:40:01.960
<v Speaker 1>he is not allowed to go, and you send him

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:03.960
<v Speaker 1>right back to where he fucking came from. You are

0:40:04.080 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 1>not coming in my country. Someone's gonna clip that out

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:14.960
<v Speaker 1>of context emergency in or Tom Drew says, go back

0:40:14.960 --> 0:40:15.840
<v Speaker 1>to your home country.

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:18.839
<v Speaker 3>But it's basically a game. It's basically what you're just said.

0:40:19.040 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 2>Me and Drew and Josie were cracking up because we

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:24.359
<v Speaker 2>were talking about the idea that there's definitely people from

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:27.160
<v Speaker 2>the US who play this game who believe in border

0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.439
<v Speaker 2>control in a crazy way, and they play this game

0:40:30.480 --> 0:40:33.560
<v Speaker 2>to be like, yeah, exactly, that's exactly what I fucking do,

0:40:33.640 --> 0:40:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Like I would do it the right way. But it's

0:40:35.760 --> 0:40:39.640
<v Speaker 2>such a funny game because it's so fucking stupid, Like

0:40:39.680 --> 0:40:42.680
<v Speaker 2>you're just I think it's in the middle of Russia. Yeah,

0:40:42.719 --> 0:40:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm not really sure where it's based, but you are

0:40:46.760 --> 0:40:48.879
<v Speaker 2>literally that your border patrol and you have to check

0:40:48.880 --> 0:40:51.520
<v Speaker 2>all these cars to see if they're like smuggling in contraband,

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:53.680
<v Speaker 2>if they're like if all their papers are right, and

0:40:53.760 --> 0:40:55.680
<v Speaker 2>you approve or deny them, and you have to like

0:40:55.760 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 2>build out your unit and upgrade everything. And I have

0:40:59.239 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 2>become so it's literally like Sims with a job, Like

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:05.760
<v Speaker 2>that's what it feels like. And it is so fucking funny,

0:41:05.920 --> 0:41:08.840
<v Speaker 2>and I love playing the game, and maybe I stream it,

0:41:08.880 --> 0:41:12.279
<v Speaker 2>maybe I don't, But I actually played it for so

0:41:12.480 --> 0:41:14.560
<v Speaker 2>long one day that by the time I went to bed,

0:41:15.000 --> 0:41:18.279
<v Speaker 2>my body was experiencing like bitches who don't have a

0:41:18.320 --> 0:41:22.920
<v Speaker 2>real job be like WHOA This day drained me, Like

0:41:23.040 --> 0:41:24.880
<v Speaker 2>that's how I felt like I was taking off my

0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:27.160
<v Speaker 2>clothes to get in bed, and I genuinely felt like

0:41:27.200 --> 0:41:29.840
<v Speaker 2>I was taking off my uniform.

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:34.520
<v Speaker 3>Today drained me. It was a hard day too. We

0:41:34.560 --> 0:41:36.359
<v Speaker 3>got a bunch of wanted people.

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Twice. We had to kill forty people thirty forty five people.

0:41:41.400 --> 0:41:42.960
<v Speaker 1>They pull up on you like crazy.

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I know, literally you get attacked and then you have

0:41:45.040 --> 0:41:47.360
<v Speaker 2>one hundred and twenty bullets for literally like eight hundred

0:41:47.360 --> 0:41:50.320
<v Speaker 2>people that you have to get rid of. And it's

0:41:50.400 --> 0:41:52.960
<v Speaker 2>such a fun game. But I am so addicted to it,

0:41:53.000 --> 0:41:55.160
<v Speaker 2>and then I sit here and I wonder why my

0:41:55.280 --> 0:41:58.000
<v Speaker 2>brain actually feels like a brain slushie.

0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:01.080
<v Speaker 1>In your mouth and make a brain slush One. I'm

0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:04.560
<v Speaker 1>cooler than you. Two, I'm more fun. Three I have

0:42:04.640 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>more friends than you.

0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:08.800
<v Speaker 3>We need to learn that and do it at karaoke.

0:42:09.320 --> 0:42:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah really, but yeah, that's That's one of my notes

0:42:13.239 --> 0:42:13.840
<v Speaker 2>for this week.

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:15.240
<v Speaker 3>Is that's my update with.

0:42:15.120 --> 0:42:19.680
<v Speaker 2>My life is I played so much Contraband Police and

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:20.839
<v Speaker 2>watched a bunch of.

0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:23.320
<v Speaker 3>Is it Cassio or Caso?

0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:24.240
<v Speaker 1>Caso?

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:27.640
<v Speaker 3>People say Caso. I thought his name was Cassio.

0:42:27.960 --> 0:42:28.840
<v Speaker 1>No, it's case.

0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:33.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh that makes sense, that makes sense. Casio was

0:42:33.000 --> 0:42:35.080
<v Speaker 2>like a fucking piano brand, isn't it.

0:42:35.480 --> 0:42:38.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, that's why I.

0:42:38.840 --> 0:42:40.319
<v Speaker 2>Found the game, and I was like, oh my god,

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:42.719
<v Speaker 2>this looks so fucking fun because I've just been trying

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:46.440
<v Speaker 2>to expand my video game usage other than Fortnite. But

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:50.920
<v Speaker 2>I played thirty seconds or sixty seconds Reanimized two because

0:42:50.920 --> 0:42:54.440
<v Speaker 2>of rain, So I've been expanding. Guys, I've been expanding

0:42:54.440 --> 0:42:56.080
<v Speaker 2>my lore, as if that's a good thing. What I

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:59.320
<v Speaker 2>should do is stop playing fucking games and start reading

0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:03.080
<v Speaker 2>goddamn boo books. But I read like five pages of

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.600
<v Speaker 2>a book of a book every time we're.

0:43:04.440 --> 0:43:08.239
<v Speaker 3>In the sauna, so I'm still reading and whatnot. I

0:43:08.280 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 3>remember I used.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:12.640
<v Speaker 2>To literally get in bed and read before bed, but

0:43:12.680 --> 0:43:14.840
<v Speaker 2>I was still really fucking depressed and wanted to kill myself.

0:43:14.840 --> 0:43:18.600
<v Speaker 2>So like, doesn't matter what I do, I can't escape

0:43:18.600 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 2>the fear.

0:43:19.440 --> 0:43:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Wait, Okay, last week I said that

0:43:23.520 --> 0:43:28.680
<v Speaker 1>Keith Urban died. I actually meant Toby Keith, but you

0:43:28.719 --> 0:43:30.279
<v Speaker 1>can see how I got those switched up.

0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:31.320
<v Speaker 4>Toby Keith died.

0:43:31.760 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really Yeah, it's really sad. Keith Urban, though, is like, ye, fruitful.

0:43:39.920 --> 0:43:41.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think he was like kind of old,

0:43:42.520 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, I just wanted to clear the air. On

0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:53.840
<v Speaker 1>that also, me and my landlord are flirting. We were flirting.

0:43:53.440 --> 0:43:56.360
<v Speaker 4>Down that's actually where I thought you were joking, the

0:43:57.360 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 4>like kind of roost her at her panties.

0:43:59.200 --> 0:44:01.520
<v Speaker 1>I know I'm trying they get like our rent lowered

0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:06.560
<v Speaker 1>like crazy. No. I fell asleep and I had a

0:44:06.640 --> 0:44:11.319
<v Speaker 1>dream that my landlord was yelling at me and being

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:14.719
<v Speaker 1>really scary with me with money because it's always on

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:16.759
<v Speaker 1>my mind, like paying rent because we don't have it

0:44:16.800 --> 0:44:21.520
<v Speaker 1>set up automatically, and she always texts me on like

0:44:21.560 --> 0:44:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the seventh day of the month and is like, Philip,

0:44:23.800 --> 0:44:27.560
<v Speaker 1>where's rent money? And it was on my mind and

0:44:27.640 --> 0:44:29.319
<v Speaker 1>I forgot to pay it before bed, and I guess

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:32.000
<v Speaker 1>it was just something I was thinking about a lot. Well,

0:44:32.080 --> 0:44:34.479
<v Speaker 1>she was really scary and evil in the dream, less

0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:41.120
<v Speaker 1>you thank you? And I hit her up and or

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:44.160
<v Speaker 1>she I'm sorry. I woke up to a text from

0:44:44.239 --> 0:44:48.719
<v Speaker 1>her saying, hi, Phillip's g period morning reminder for February

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:54.880
<v Speaker 1>rent comma period today is two dash eight parentheses twenty

0:44:54.920 --> 0:44:58.879
<v Speaker 1>four period And I said, I woke up first thing. Yeah,

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.239
<v Speaker 1>she's green now, I said, I woke up first thing

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:03.759
<v Speaker 1>this morning and started the transaction. We got busy over

0:45:03.760 --> 0:45:06.920
<v Speaker 1>here and I forgot this and died earlier coma sorry. Also,

0:45:07.120 --> 0:45:08.759
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if this is weird, but you were

0:45:08.800 --> 0:45:11.400
<v Speaker 1>literally in my dream last night asking for a rent.

0:45:11.520 --> 0:45:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Ha ha ha ha. So I like kind of planted

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:15.879
<v Speaker 1>this seat. I wanted to feel her vibe. And then

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:21.600
<v Speaker 1>she said how's my face in you dream? Question? And

0:45:21.680 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh shit, like this is crazy, and

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 1>I said you were stunning? What And then she responded

0:45:27.880 --> 0:45:32.600
<v Speaker 1>back six minutes later and said, you make me laughing

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:38.160
<v Speaker 1>crying laughing emoji better than angry. And then I was

0:45:38.200 --> 0:45:39.960
<v Speaker 1>the end of our conversation. I just hearted it.

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:41.759
<v Speaker 3>You need to hit her up today and be like,

0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:42.560
<v Speaker 3>how is your day?

0:45:42.719 --> 0:45:45.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, no, I texted you. I text her because she

0:45:45.160 --> 0:45:49.080
<v Speaker 1>called me at nine to thirty at night that day.

0:45:49.160 --> 0:45:51.160
<v Speaker 1>She's trying to come over or something. I don't know

0:45:51.160 --> 0:45:53.759
<v Speaker 1>what the vibe is god there, and I texted her.

0:45:53.800 --> 0:45:56.239
<v Speaker 3>Yet so our landlord I think is like sixty five

0:45:56.320 --> 0:45:56.719
<v Speaker 3>years old.

0:45:56.840 --> 0:45:59.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She texted me Yester and said I texted her

0:45:59.719 --> 0:46:01.520
<v Speaker 1>at the thirty yesterday and said, hey, I saw you

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:05.200
<v Speaker 1>called what's up? She did not respond back, so.

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 2>Damn it's because her husband looked through her phone it

0:46:07.880 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 2>was like, who is this?

0:46:09.040 --> 0:46:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I broke up?

0:46:09.600 --> 0:46:11.000
<v Speaker 3>The real her husband who.

0:46:10.760 --> 0:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>Comes and fixes our drain every three days because this

0:46:13.840 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>home is actually eight hundred years.

0:46:15.920 --> 0:46:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Old, was falling about it.

0:46:17.760 --> 0:46:19.920
<v Speaker 2>It was like, is that the person whose drain I've

0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:21.759
<v Speaker 2>unclogged eighteen thousand times or what?

0:46:22.080 --> 0:46:23.239
<v Speaker 3>Like why are you talking to him?

0:46:23.280 --> 0:46:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Like exactly? They fixed our toilet a bunch because I

0:46:26.320 --> 0:46:29.160
<v Speaker 1>don't know why never min, I'm not even gonna get

0:46:29.200 --> 0:46:31.840
<v Speaker 1>into it, but that toilet over there is perma running.

0:46:31.880 --> 0:46:33.759
<v Speaker 1>And then she hits me up and she's like, oh, like,

0:46:33.840 --> 0:46:35.920
<v Speaker 1>y'all's water bill is so high, like what's going on?

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:38.320
<v Speaker 1>And I tell her every time the toilet is running

0:46:38.520 --> 0:46:41.279
<v Speaker 1>literally twenty four to seven, and I can fix it

0:46:41.320 --> 0:46:44.040
<v Speaker 1>so many times without getting fucking frostbite in my hand,

0:46:44.280 --> 0:46:46.200
<v Speaker 1>and then I just give up because I'm like, it

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:49.200
<v Speaker 1>just is. It's unfixable, like I can't fix it with

0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.120
<v Speaker 1>it just needs to be a new toilet in there.

0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>And she came and fixed it and it worked for

0:46:53.120 --> 0:46:55.080
<v Speaker 1>a couple months, and then we had a bunch of

0:46:55.120 --> 0:46:59.640
<v Speaker 1>friends over and that toilet was used a bunch and yeah, sucks,

0:46:59.760 --> 0:47:03.160
<v Speaker 1>but that is the vibe.

0:47:04.440 --> 0:47:06.000
<v Speaker 3>Drew's gonna have sex with the landlord.

0:47:06.239 --> 0:47:09.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's only like the right thing to do, now.

0:47:09.560 --> 0:47:09.799
<v Speaker 3>I know.

0:47:09.880 --> 0:47:12.600
<v Speaker 2>I think she deserves it. She's been like pretty decent. Actually,

0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:15.320
<v Speaker 2>she kind of fucking sucks. She literally sucks.

0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:16.399
<v Speaker 3>Well, we have so.

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Many broken things that are borderline a hazard, and we

0:47:21.560 --> 0:47:24.920
<v Speaker 2>tell her and she just ignores us. But that's a

0:47:25.000 --> 0:47:27.600
<v Speaker 2>landlord's job. A landlord's job is to take your money.

0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:29.480
<v Speaker 1>And ignore it and paint over bugs on the wall.

0:47:32.920 --> 0:47:34.520
<v Speaker 3>But do you have a syg up corner?

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.400
<v Speaker 1>No? I don't surprisingly I did not collect any, but

0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:40.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go through my email and I'm gonna read

0:47:40.640 --> 0:47:41.760
<v Speaker 1>the ones y'all submitted.

0:47:43.320 --> 0:47:45.120
<v Speaker 4>I also made up another one.

0:47:45.200 --> 0:47:50.040
<v Speaker 3>True side up corner.

0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:52.560
<v Speaker 5>Drew sigh up corn.

0:47:52.719 --> 0:47:54.680
<v Speaker 3>Are you saying you're seeing it like it's church?

0:47:55.239 --> 0:47:56.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I'm about to take you out of church

0:47:56.960 --> 0:48:03.759
<v Speaker 1>with this one. Okay, this is from Kelsey should. I

0:48:03.800 --> 0:48:06.759
<v Speaker 1>don't know if I can say this one. Bitches get

0:48:06.800 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 1>twenty abortions and want their couchy eight bitch, get that

0:48:10.320 --> 0:48:11.600
<v Speaker 1>cemetery out of my face.

0:48:12.120 --> 0:48:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Thank god.

0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:23.399
<v Speaker 1>Wow, this is from Marianna Vibrator died, but thank god

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:24.440
<v Speaker 1>for this Amber alert.

0:48:24.520 --> 0:48:29.919
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that's pretty good.

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's tweet is by I am bre Mia, I.

0:48:34.040 --> 0:48:38.239
<v Speaker 3>Am Bree Larsen. I can't believe Bree Larsen said that, dude,

0:48:38.280 --> 0:48:40.080
<v Speaker 3>that is so fucking funny.

0:48:40.800 --> 0:48:48.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is from Marina. Marianna, Marina. Bitches be so

0:48:48.120 --> 0:48:52.480
<v Speaker 1>embarrassed to say that they Oh my god, I literally

0:48:52.480 --> 0:48:59.120
<v Speaker 1>can't read. Oh my god, bitches be so embarrassed to

0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:02.279
<v Speaker 1>say that. They listen to imagine dragons music, not me,

0:49:02.640 --> 0:49:09.840
<v Speaker 1>radio active radio actic. And it's the shouting Elogi.

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:16.680
<v Speaker 3>This one's like two episodes ago.

0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:20.759
<v Speaker 1>This is Iliah. All he do is make you cry, bitch,

0:49:20.760 --> 0:49:21.680
<v Speaker 1>you dating an onion?

0:49:25.440 --> 0:49:30.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, tamber Alert one was crazy wild.

0:49:36.040 --> 0:49:37.480
<v Speaker 1>That's all I'm gonna give you all. I mean, I

0:49:37.520 --> 0:49:39.160
<v Speaker 1>have a lot more, but I'm gonna say I'll just

0:49:39.160 --> 0:49:39.840
<v Speaker 1>do one more.

0:49:40.840 --> 0:49:41.040
<v Speaker 4>Um.

0:49:45.080 --> 0:49:48.719
<v Speaker 1>This is from Pedro. He says here they say why

0:49:48.760 --> 0:50:00.279
<v Speaker 1>badass kids always smell like syrup? Damn they sent a lot. Oh,

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:03.200
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, they said, my god, I'm locked in

0:50:03.239 --> 0:50:07.400
<v Speaker 1>for the next two episodes. Shut out, Pedrow. Bitch you

0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:09.640
<v Speaker 1>see you in public and just stare yes, bitch, it's

0:50:09.640 --> 0:50:10.640
<v Speaker 1>me from the psych word.

0:50:12.160 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 3>So stupid.

0:50:15.440 --> 0:50:17.560
<v Speaker 2>What's crazy is even for media of the Week. I. Oh,

0:50:17.560 --> 0:50:20.200
<v Speaker 2>actually I watched Fifth Elmet It was really good.

0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Did you finish it?

0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:24.239
<v Speaker 3>I have like twenty minutes left and I really need

0:50:24.280 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 3>to see that.

0:50:24.840 --> 0:50:27.960
<v Speaker 2>But I liked it. I just don't like sci fi

0:50:28.880 --> 0:50:35.160
<v Speaker 2>like that. I enjoyed Bruce and the hospital. Both of

0:50:35.200 --> 0:50:38.040
<v Speaker 2>them are so hot and I want to have sex

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:40.000
<v Speaker 2>with both of them raw.

0:50:40.320 --> 0:50:41.080
<v Speaker 1>At the same time.

0:50:41.480 --> 0:50:43.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Leelu, Hello, Leelu.

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:47.600
<v Speaker 1>We should go is Leelu and Bruce for Halloween.

0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I really wanted to be Leelu when I had orange

0:50:50.360 --> 0:50:51.680
<v Speaker 2>hair and blonde eyebrows.

0:50:51.680 --> 0:50:52.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you remember that.

0:50:52.520 --> 0:50:54.120
<v Speaker 2>I would say that, but I had never seen the

0:50:54.120 --> 0:50:56.919
<v Speaker 2>movie and I'm fucking annoying, and as if anybody would

0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.080
<v Speaker 2>give a fuck or know that I haven't seen it.

0:50:59.120 --> 0:51:00.480
<v Speaker 3>I was just like, I can't be a like, I

0:51:00.480 --> 0:51:01.239
<v Speaker 3>shouldn't do that.

0:51:01.520 --> 0:51:03.440
<v Speaker 2>But now I'll never be that again, because here I

0:51:03.480 --> 0:51:05.279
<v Speaker 2>go spending the money on a fucking like.

0:51:06.719 --> 0:51:10.200
<v Speaker 3>Wig to like have that. Never I'm never dying my

0:51:10.239 --> 0:51:10.560
<v Speaker 3>hair again.

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:11.880
<v Speaker 1>I just dye of orange.

0:51:12.360 --> 0:51:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Let's die Ronald McDonald's exactly.

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:17.160
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say that about your fucking bunk ass hair, bitch,

0:51:17.200 --> 0:51:22.960
<v Speaker 2>fuck you, but that's my visual media. Oh, and then

0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:25.759
<v Speaker 2>I started watching Jojo Rabbit again last night, and I

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:26.720
<v Speaker 2>loved that movie.

0:51:26.760 --> 0:51:29.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna watch that ever again. It'll make me cry.

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:31.160
<v Speaker 3>My god. I love the updating.

0:51:31.520 --> 0:51:36.279
<v Speaker 1>I updated my letterboxed top four and put the fifth

0:51:36.320 --> 0:51:39.520
<v Speaker 1>element up there, and I took about fantastic Plastic Machine,

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:46.759
<v Speaker 1>whoa fantastic planet? Okay, I have been listening. I've been

0:51:46.880 --> 0:51:51.960
<v Speaker 1>lesbian ing to all ambient music lately, and I don't

0:51:52.000 --> 0:51:56.439
<v Speaker 1>think anybody cares at all, Like I really, I really

0:51:56.440 --> 0:51:59.799
<v Speaker 1>don't think anybody cares about the ambient music I listened to.

0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:10.120
<v Speaker 1>So what I'm gonna do is bitch never mind things

0:52:10.120 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 1>in life. Dennis Brown, What a difference a day makes?

0:52:13.360 --> 0:52:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Dino Washington At last, I am free, Robert.

0:52:17.920 --> 0:52:19.320
<v Speaker 3>What are you thinking about that Whopper?

0:52:20.280 --> 0:52:20.520
<v Speaker 2>Girl?

0:52:20.520 --> 0:52:25.760
<v Speaker 1>Give me that wop? Give me that sloppy wop? Echoes

0:52:25.800 --> 0:52:35.960
<v Speaker 1>answer broadcast Moonchild Shibamato, and we'll do a body Snatcher's radiohead.

0:52:36.239 --> 0:52:38.120
<v Speaker 2>The only song I'm gonna give you all this week

0:52:38.280 --> 0:52:40.640
<v Speaker 2>is you Get what You Give by New Radicals, because

0:52:40.640 --> 0:52:43.360
<v Speaker 2>this song makes me literally crack up because of me

0:52:43.440 --> 0:52:46.799
<v Speaker 2>and Drew's connection to it, like it literally have we

0:52:46.840 --> 0:52:52.240
<v Speaker 2>told you about this car? We got like a script

0:52:52.320 --> 0:52:54.680
<v Speaker 2>said to us once that like they wanted both of

0:52:54.760 --> 0:52:57.960
<v Speaker 2>us to read for it because it was like in

0:52:58.000 --> 0:53:00.359
<v Speaker 2>the script there was like two friends and they were like, oh,

0:53:00.400 --> 0:53:02.320
<v Speaker 2>that's perfect, we really want you guys. It was like

0:53:02.360 --> 0:53:04.759
<v Speaker 2>a comedy movie that it never even got made. So

0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:07.399
<v Speaker 2>we really actually don't know how the self tapes went.

0:53:07.440 --> 0:53:09.439
<v Speaker 2>We just never heard back in the movie never got made.

0:53:09.480 --> 0:53:13.000
<v Speaker 2>This was like two years ago, and we went and

0:53:13.040 --> 0:53:16.840
<v Speaker 2>we auditioned for it together, and leaving we were playing

0:53:16.880 --> 0:53:19.319
<v Speaker 2>that song and we were like.

0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:22.080
<v Speaker 1>Like we without saying a word to each other, both

0:53:22.120 --> 0:53:24.880
<v Speaker 1>of us in that we were like, our life is

0:53:24.920 --> 0:53:25.680
<v Speaker 1>about to change.

0:53:25.800 --> 0:53:27.400
<v Speaker 3>We're about to be fucking movie.

0:53:27.160 --> 0:53:31.840
<v Speaker 5>Stars, like and we both felt it so deeply.

0:53:32.560 --> 0:53:35.200
<v Speaker 2>Either of us have ever felt that confident about anything

0:53:35.200 --> 0:53:36.720
<v Speaker 2>we've done in our whole life.

0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:39.680
<v Speaker 3>I usually am so pessimistic. I do everything. I'm like,

0:53:39.719 --> 0:53:41.200
<v Speaker 3>this is gonna be bunk. I don't give a fuck.

0:53:41.360 --> 0:53:43.600
<v Speaker 2>I have no joy because I'm so far depressed and

0:53:43.640 --> 0:53:46.399
<v Speaker 2>like nothing makes me feel anything except video games and

0:53:46.640 --> 0:53:49.000
<v Speaker 2>don't fucking touch me. Because you you always you say,

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:51.000
<v Speaker 2>oh it's to come for you, and then you ask.

0:53:50.880 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 3>For my wop.

0:53:52.880 --> 0:53:56.439
<v Speaker 1>Okay, but I want your walp and I want you happy.

0:53:57.080 --> 0:53:58.799
<v Speaker 3>No, my wop is happy without.

0:53:58.520 --> 0:54:00.120
<v Speaker 4>You that macaroni.

0:54:01.520 --> 0:54:04.919
<v Speaker 1>Kai. You can't say we're gonna have to We're gonna

0:54:04.920 --> 0:54:08.520
<v Speaker 1>have to, can We got a big laugh on the No,

0:54:08.600 --> 0:54:11.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying we're gonna have to hook up later because

0:54:11.080 --> 0:54:14.040
<v Speaker 1>she's not giving me her wap. In your must sloppy seconds.

0:54:15.040 --> 0:54:16.480
<v Speaker 3>You are the second choices.

0:54:16.680 --> 0:54:18.560
<v Speaker 4>I know. Why do I like it? Though? Why do

0:54:18.600 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 4>I like being?

0:54:19.360 --> 0:54:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay sizza? So are you saying that because the weekend?

0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:27.040
<v Speaker 3>The song the weekend?

0:54:27.640 --> 0:54:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Yeah, stupid.

0:54:31.080 --> 0:54:33.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh my stomach is growling. I need food really bad.

0:54:33.120 --> 0:54:35.879
<v Speaker 1>Guys, God, you're big and greedy. You eat the whole

0:54:36.160 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 1>eat the whole menu. Your belly is asking for so much.

0:54:48.680 --> 0:54:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Already had two kids mules for breakfast.

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:57.840
<v Speaker 3>I had to talk about two nights in a row. Guys,

0:54:57.880 --> 0:54:58.880
<v Speaker 3>I am down bad.

0:54:59.239 --> 0:55:03.680
<v Speaker 1>In your defense, you did not eat enough taco bell

0:55:03.760 --> 0:55:05.800
<v Speaker 1>for it to be bad for you. Actually, any amount

0:55:05.840 --> 0:55:06.960
<v Speaker 1>of taco bell is bad for you.

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:09.560
<v Speaker 2>But you know, literally, a single bite of a Dorito's

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Locos taco like burns the lining, the like fourth layer

0:55:13.640 --> 0:55:14.760
<v Speaker 2>of lining I have left.

0:55:14.920 --> 0:55:16.799
<v Speaker 3>I have like no more stomach lining left.

0:55:16.960 --> 0:55:20.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, we didn't finish the song story oh yeah, but.

0:55:20.920 --> 0:55:23.600
<v Speaker 2>We like listen to that song and we both thought, wow,

0:55:23.719 --> 0:55:25.799
<v Speaker 2>this is our moment. And we didn't say anything to

0:55:25.840 --> 0:55:27.080
<v Speaker 2>each other about it for like a week, and we

0:55:27.080 --> 0:55:27.520
<v Speaker 2>were like.

0:55:28.200 --> 0:55:29.520
<v Speaker 3>All right, how did you even come up?

0:55:29.560 --> 0:55:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I think it was a la It was like

0:55:31.440 --> 0:55:33.600
<v Speaker 2>a month later. I brought it up, and I like,

0:55:33.640 --> 0:55:35.879
<v Speaker 2>I played the song again. I was like, remember when

0:55:35.880 --> 0:55:39.080
<v Speaker 2>we both sat here in dead silence with each other.

0:55:39.120 --> 0:55:43.080
<v Speaker 5>Like looking out the window, like like.

0:55:43.080 --> 0:55:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Next time I drive down the street, my life will

0:55:45.080 --> 0:55:48.080
<v Speaker 3>be a whole lot different. And we're still in the

0:55:48.080 --> 0:55:49.120
<v Speaker 3>fucking kitchen, bitch.

0:55:49.280 --> 0:55:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah right, but we cooking. Let us cook.

0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:56.200
<v Speaker 3>That's actually why we can do the podcast in the kitchen, because.

0:55:55.960 --> 0:55:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Because we're constantly cooking.

0:55:58.640 --> 0:56:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Dude, we have like I'm not kidding, I feel like

0:56:01.800 --> 0:56:06.239
<v Speaker 2>it is visually obvious my brain deterioration through the two

0:56:06.280 --> 0:56:08.600
<v Speaker 2>and a half years of doing this podcast.

0:56:08.600 --> 0:56:11.600
<v Speaker 1>The chair, Yeah, the chair.

0:56:11.880 --> 0:56:12.880
<v Speaker 3>I come on here.

0:56:12.719 --> 0:56:16.239
<v Speaker 1>Now and I have come on. What you can come? Girls?

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:18.960
<v Speaker 3>You know we can't like I've never done that, Like

0:56:19.000 --> 0:56:21.080
<v Speaker 3>it's not possible to come. I don't even know. Yeah,

0:56:21.080 --> 0:56:22.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't even know a girl who's done that before.

0:56:22.840 --> 0:56:27.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, Yeah, I think you can medically induce an

0:56:27.239 --> 0:56:30.719
<v Speaker 2>orgasm on a woman. Though I heard I don't know.

0:56:30.760 --> 0:56:32.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm just like holding out for prayers. I was kind

0:56:32.760 --> 0:56:42.839
<v Speaker 2>of like an ask the hell, well, right right, all right, well, Kyle,

0:56:42.880 --> 0:56:43.120
<v Speaker 2>were you.

0:56:43.080 --> 0:56:43.760
<v Speaker 3>Going to say something?

0:56:43.920 --> 0:56:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what's your media and your.

0:56:47.719 --> 0:56:50.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh? I was going to say that, Oh my is

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:56.080
<v Speaker 4>Drew's got that guy in him? Like Drew's got that

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:57.439
<v Speaker 4>dog in him, but it's a guy.

0:56:58.840 --> 0:57:00.880
<v Speaker 1>Like am I being rareilled by a dude?

0:57:01.800 --> 0:57:02.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:05.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't fucking I don't find that shit funny because

0:57:05.440 --> 0:57:07.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't, Like, I'm not gay totally.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't either. Okay, I said that because you.

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<v Speaker 3>See our ID posts. We're literally dating. Like my IG posts,

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<v Speaker 3>we're dating. Oh, we were all over.

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<v Speaker 1>Each other, y'all. Gotta cut that ship out. Also all

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<v Speaker 1>the incestual Like I know, don't fucking you can't comment

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<v Speaker 1>that on bram posts.

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<v Speaker 2>I posted a brand posts and the comments are like,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't this weird?

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<v Speaker 3>He's a minor.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's that's an inside joke for us that

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<v Speaker 1>we keep all of us, y'all. We keep that in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, Yeah, keep that in the kitchen, in the

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<v Speaker 1>comment section on YouTube, and.

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<v Speaker 3>We keep you in the kitchen because you're probably a girl.

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<v Speaker 4>Ehe got him.

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<v Speaker 1>But thanks for the support.

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<v Speaker 2>That's actually why we can't take the podcast out of

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen, because we would just have to find another

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen for me to be in, because it's the only

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<v Speaker 2>place I'm allowed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you, like the only other place she's allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to exist outside of the kitchen. And this is a

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<v Speaker 1>very strict rule the hallway on the way to your bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we had to move my ps vibe to the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Going back to like twenty fourteen, like make me a

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<v Speaker 4>sandwich humor, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite, and I like it's it's my new taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have to like just go to jokes and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like gay jokes and fucking girl kitchen jokes, and

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot shake them. They're like they're so in my.

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<v Speaker 2>Brain, like gay jokes and being like fake offensive by

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<v Speaker 2>saying things about women, like it's my crutch.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people's crutches cursing no.

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<v Speaker 2>Like some people's comedy crutch is saying fucking fucking Like

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<v Speaker 2>in between everything, my crutch is calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Drew gay and mine is saying get back to the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 4>And mine is donating to charity?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would that be funny?

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<v Speaker 2>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Why is that your comedy crack you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it's funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Some people need help.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys swear and I donate.

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<v Speaker 3>To I don't swear. I've never sort in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>My meeting of the week is good Girl by Jockstrap

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<v Speaker 4>and Greatest Hits by Jockstrap. That ship goes crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Like the job Strap.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the last show to you donate it to?

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<v Speaker 4>What is it? It was something like the Bottom Factory.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a bar that's not donating, that's paying.

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<v Speaker 1>For that paying for.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, well, tomato tomato, I guess what.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, we were talking.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not that's not nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Two friends can't talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you're whispering.

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<v Speaker 3>It's clear you're literally trying to break us apart. You're so.

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<v Speaker 4>Include me.

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<v Speaker 1>No please sis.

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<v Speaker 2>Since you're so, oh, then donate to the to the

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like my friend's whispering company.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh there comes. I've been waiting for this. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, dud just hates clapping because he hurts his hands

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<v Speaker 2>every time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, literally, couldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe one more.

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<v Speaker 3>Adding dialogue?

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<v Speaker 1>You hurt me that felt good, really good at that.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because it's real.

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<v Speaker 1>You're actually like a voice actor.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Thank y'all so much for watching. God bless

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<v Speaker 2>your souls. If I seemed off, it's literally because.

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<v Speaker 1>I had bacterial vaginosis we made.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been BB free for years now, So guys, I'm up.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been BV free for a long time.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would a man be there A.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna lay your pipe?

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<v Speaker 4>What is it? I don't know. I thought I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>fix you

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm done, all right,