Speaker 1: It's like my new favorite song right now. Roland, Roland,
Speaker 1: your TikTok beet is so insane.
Speaker 2: Yesterday was one of the first times you were sitting
Speaker 2: next to me and I wasn't on TikTok, but you were,
Speaker 2: and I was listening to everything on your timeline and
Speaker 2: it was genuinely freaking me out, talking to a different world.
Speaker 1: It's mostly basketball.
Speaker 3: And then it's just very normal content in between that.
Speaker 3: Sometimes unless it was just like it.
Speaker 1: Was an off day. Yeah, I have like a problem
Speaker 1: on TikTok where I like very single fucking video that
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 3: I know Drews likes every day. He has like forty
Speaker 3: new lights.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like it's not curated at all, but I
Speaker 1: interact with content. I want to see more on my feed,
Speaker 1: so the algorithm knows, Oh he likes this, let's put it.
Speaker 1: Put more in front of him.
Speaker 2: Oh you know a lot about curating your algorithm on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Oh, my god.
Speaker 3: Should I talk about the TikTok. I saw that. Literally
Speaker 3: I had to look up the I.
Speaker 2: Wish I saved the TikTok itself. But you know that
Speaker 2: guy was his name, Christian Walker. I saw a TikTok
Speaker 2: from Christian Walker, which is crazy that we've also seen
Speaker 2: the timeline of him going from crazy conservative to far
Speaker 2: left feminism, like all inclusive feminism talk on TikTok.
Speaker 3: It's so insane.
Speaker 1: I think he's like advanced, like Tricia Patus like. I
Speaker 1: think he like like obviously.
Speaker 3: He played it. He played the game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knew what he was doing most of the time.
Speaker 1: But like, obviously that does not like make anything he
Speaker 1: was saying better. But I think he's making up for
Speaker 1: all of his damages to society.
Speaker 2: He's right wrong, Yeah, yeah, but I saw a TikTok
Speaker 2: of him replying to the sky.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but why is there literally green sludge coming
Speaker 1: out of my mic right now?
Speaker 3: It's from your fuck stinky ass breath.
Speaker 1: Ew, motherfucker, there's literally green sludge oozing out of my mind.
Speaker 2: You know what's even grosser, like grocer than anything, is
Speaker 2: when that thing popped. I think that's been sitting on
Speaker 2: there forever. So that's where our black mold is coming from.
Speaker 4: Ew.
Speaker 1: That's why I have a fucking raging migraine right now.
Speaker 1: It's because the rotten watermelon kombucha.
Speaker 2: I know why we have migraines right now.
Speaker 3: We'll talk about that later.
Speaker 2: But he was talking about this dude who made a
Speaker 2: TikTok in reference to wanting real woman back, like men
Speaker 2: don't want Oh.
Speaker 3: It was it was a top.
Speaker 2: It was like conversation about how women are saying that
Speaker 2: men now just want a mother. They don't want a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: they want somebody to replace their mother, blah blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah.
Speaker 3: And Christian Walker quoted it. It was going in.
Speaker 1: On, oh, that's that's literally Tea, like you want a
Speaker 1: mother me whom me?
Speaker 3: I hate that I'm a mom. I like that of course, bro,
Speaker 3: Like that's like we could have all guessed that.
Speaker 2: But basically he's talking about men and like how men
Speaker 2: aren't real men these days. And then he says the
Speaker 2: term addicted to corn and I was high when I
Speaker 2: heard that, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, oh wow, I guess like we are addicted.
Speaker 2: To corn, always eating chips, always eating red forty Like
Speaker 2: yeah wow.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, weird thing to point out,
Speaker 3: like a diet, but okay.
Speaker 2: It's like addicted to corn and following three thousand other
Speaker 2: women on Instagram and I was like, whoa, what a
Speaker 2: weird jump like corn to Instagram Like, Okay, I guess
Speaker 2: I get that. But the more I watched it, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, he's saying corn instead of porn because
Speaker 2: of like how people on TikTok try to avoid words
Speaker 2: like suicide kill whenever unlive yourself.
Speaker 1: We all three need to un ourlive ourselves in a pact.
Speaker 3: I hate that, terf.
Speaker 1: Did you just take kill yourself?
Speaker 2: He I has to be a little smarter than we think,
Speaker 2: Like why do we actually think saying unlive is going
Speaker 2: under the rug versus suicide? Yeah, but I know that
Speaker 2: people aren't brave like me. Like I told you all
Speaker 2: the time, I'm like, kill yourself. I fucking hate you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's really scary and it puts me in
Speaker 1: a really dark place a lot of the time.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna keep doing it until I get what
Speaker 3: I want. Oh my god, but I love you. I
Speaker 3: love you.
Speaker 1: Hey, did you finish?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: The thought? But no, it was that was kind of it.
Speaker 2: It was literally just I'm actually fucking dumb as hell
Speaker 2: because I went to Drew's room and I didn't realize
Speaker 2: until I got in Drew's bed and I was about
Speaker 2: to tell him and talk about Christian Walker, and then I.
Speaker 3: Was thinking about it. I was like, why was he
Speaker 3: saying corn now? And then I realized it was we've
Speaker 3: been had snug racked.
Speaker 1: We've been like snuggling in my bed a lot recently,
Speaker 1: like and ironically you just like cruise over there because
Speaker 1: I don't show my face for fourteen hours and you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: where's Drew? And then you come in my room and
Speaker 1: I'm just laying in bed on some device. I'm not
Speaker 1: using the Apple Vision Pro as much as y'all fucking
Speaker 1: think I am. I watched one movie on it and
Speaker 1: then it was like, oh, he's trapped in there. New
Speaker 1: I used it what it was for. It died very
Speaker 1: quickly and I put it away, but I did KAI
Speaker 1: got a video of me. That's kind of embarrassing. We'll
Speaker 1: insert it now.
Speaker 4: What are you watching right now? But what are you watching?
Speaker 1: You don't watching the football player, No you're not.
Speaker 4: You're watching something else themselves, Drew. That sounds like fucking
Speaker 4: gay horn.
Speaker 1: Okay, dudes, dog corn themselves. It's the straightest thing ever.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 4: And you're sure you want me to, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind. It was just like I was
Speaker 1: watching the game on the TV. But I also had
Speaker 1: another football game of men like tackling, and that's why
Speaker 1: you hear all the grunts Like it's not because like, oh,
Speaker 1: like what like I'm not watching gay corn, Like I literally,
Speaker 1: I like was watching football, and that's what.
Speaker 3: The fuck is gay corn.
Speaker 1: Football is like homosexual for everybody.
Speaker 3: You don't have to take everything.
Speaker 1: So I don't know, like literally like what like no
Speaker 1: cords for everybody.
Speaker 2: Where you take the like rainbow and I are taking
Speaker 2: corn from us, like what am.
Speaker 1: I supposed to eat? But we me and Eiel woke
Speaker 1: up with rage and migraines today and like we won't
Speaker 1: get into too many details because I don't want people
Speaker 1: to think this is okay behavior.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to be a bad influence.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like halfway through the super Bowl yesterday, which
Speaker 1: go Chiefs, Shout out the Chiefs movie, was so happy
Speaker 1: that they won. Actually I literally don't give a fuck,
Speaker 1: but it was fun like rooting for a team that
Speaker 1: everybody hated, like everyone was like fuck them, like I
Speaker 1: hope they lose. But like also Patrick Mahoe, I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna get into it. I was just gonna say, Patrick,
Speaker 1: this top three. Yeah, literally top three quarterback of all
Speaker 1: time and he's like only like five years into his career.
Speaker 1: Like that's it's crazy. He's fifty. I know, it's really
Speaker 1: fucked up.
Speaker 3: How old or how old do you have to be
Speaker 3: to play football?
Speaker 1: It's actually I think you have to be twenty one,
Speaker 1: Like you have to play three years of college when
Speaker 1: he went when he won, which I just found out
Speaker 1: like a couple months ago, but I could be lying.
Speaker 1: But like in basketball, you can. You used to be
Speaker 1: able to just go from fucking high school to the NBA,
Speaker 1: but uh, they made it so you have to play
Speaker 1: like you have to be nineteen, so you have to
Speaker 1: play like collegiate ball, prep ball, whatever.
Speaker 3: But yeah, the twenty one thing makes sense.
Speaker 2: So when they win the game, they can all get
Speaker 2: naked and spray champions, you know exactly.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about that, Like imagine being a
Speaker 1: reporter in the locker room after like a game, like
Speaker 1: and all of these dudes are just getting butt ass
Speaker 1: naked in front of you, and it's just like, literally
Speaker 1: they don't care, like you're not supposed to care about Like.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, thank god, I'm wearing my ray band
Speaker 2: a Snapchat glasses right now.
Speaker 1: No, I'm like, thank god I'm wearing my skim's body
Speaker 1: suit because my boner would be showing everywhere my compression shorts.
Speaker 4: Drew is googling Travis Kelcey Bulge during the game.
Speaker 1: Well, it's trying to make a point.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's crazy to go after your ex's
Speaker 2: new man like that, Like that's so weird.
Speaker 4: Like Minority Report in the Apple Vision. He was like
Speaker 4: blowing it up with his hand.
Speaker 1: No, no, let me, let me defend myself. I was saying,
Speaker 1: it's crazy that they don't wear cups. And I could
Speaker 1: tell that they don't wear cups because you can see
Speaker 1: their full cock and ball outline. It will look like
Speaker 1: they're smuggling grapes out there, little baby acorns ay.
Speaker 3: It was like jumping around. I was like, oh, oh
Speaker 3: my god, oh wow.
Speaker 1: And that's why I'm like, oh, football is gay as fuck,
Speaker 1: because you know these men see that, and they just
Speaker 1: act like they don't see that, Like there's cock and
Speaker 1: balls flailing around as.
Speaker 2: They're piling on the thing might be happening that I
Speaker 2: do often when I see like two close best friends
Speaker 2: when they're like all over each other, like two girl
Speaker 2: bust friends. I'm like, that is such weird behavior like that,
Speaker 2: like you're literally gay. Me and O Ryan don't do that.
Speaker 2: And then I realize, oh, me and Ryan are like
Speaker 2: kind of gay, so that's why we don't do that.
Speaker 2: So you're doing that with before right now you're like,
Speaker 2: how are you not looking?
Speaker 1: And it's kai can't look me in the eyes today.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4: Because I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have like this aura, mysterious aura.
Speaker 4: I I can't well what the fuck like you said,
Speaker 4: I can.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna enter my mysterious aura arc like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: like shut down and no one's gonna know what I'm
Speaker 1: up to or where I'm going, and I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be like this being that everybody praised. I'm gonna be going.
Speaker 3: You would have to leave the house.
Speaker 1: No exact opposite. I locked myself inside.
Speaker 3: You already do that. You already every time I's like,
Speaker 3: where's your room?
Speaker 2: Like he's at home, and people always ask that, I'm
Speaker 2: just he's at home, and they keep asking about it.
Speaker 1: I noticed how people ask where's Drew. It's because I'm
Speaker 1: wanted and I'm a great person to be around. People
Speaker 1: want me in their life, but you know, I have
Speaker 1: to take time to myself because I don't want to
Speaker 1: spread myself too thin, and I just want to like
Speaker 1: have these like intimate moments with myself.
Speaker 2: I wish I could have a Spotify wrapped of how
Speaker 2: much time you spent sinking in your mattress?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, if you look at my mattress, there's a pit.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a fool.
Speaker 3: Do you say something so much?
Speaker 2: Because he has his bed source, he he can't let
Speaker 2: them heal. I know he needs to make sure he's
Speaker 2: working on those bedstorts.
Speaker 1: Nasty little bed sores. The day I do get a
Speaker 1: bed sort, I will leave the house. But until then
Speaker 1: I'm staying here. I'm not fucking leaving. Whoa Wolf of
Speaker 1: Wall Street? I've never seen that. That's from straight guys.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's for guys the movies rules.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's American psycho.
Speaker 3: I've seen that.
Speaker 4: I feel like I.
Speaker 3: Feel like, oh my god, Yeah, I was gonna say
Speaker 3: you better.
Speaker 4: Are you serious? No, it wasn't that wet.
Speaker 1: No, you your hands actually haven't been uh soggy at
Speaker 1: all recently.
Speaker 4: I've been a little bit.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, kay, I like tapped you up
Speaker 1: like four times yesterday and I was like and I
Speaker 1: was literally like, oh, he like got carpe dim or
Speaker 1: whatever on his hands. Carpay dim, dude, I don't think
Speaker 1: it's called carpet living. Let live.
Speaker 4: Carpet sees the dick, right, Oh.
Speaker 3: My god, you guys like actually need fuck out or
Speaker 3: sees the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a Freudian sl and slip there. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this is something that's been heavy on my mind.
Speaker 3: She couldn't even say what happened.
Speaker 1: During Oh oh we've gone so far off drug Well,
Speaker 1: in the middle of the super Bowl, we'll bleep it,
Speaker 1: uh or do we I don't know in the middle or.
Speaker 3: And bleep and let people decide what we decided to do.
Speaker 1: In the middle of the Super Bowl, we were like, okay,
Speaker 1: like we're gonna if the cheese win.
Speaker 2: Because mind you, we've had access to this thing for
Speaker 2: two months. But me and Drew, because I do think
Speaker 2: there is this idea online because of the way we
Speaker 2: talk about your childhood and your interaction with drugs and
Speaker 2: then my lack of care for interactions with drugs, that
Speaker 2: there is this idea that we are down for whatever
Speaker 2: and we do everything, but we literally don't because we
Speaker 2: have had access to this thing for two months and
Speaker 2: the person who gave it to us.
Speaker 3: Every time they come over, they're like, let's do it me,
Speaker 3: and you are.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, maybe not, Yeah, we're gonna do that kind
Speaker 1: of scary.
Speaker 3: I don't want to do that. And we both said
Speaker 3: that we would do it if the Chiefs won, with.
Speaker 2: The idea that they were going to lose, because it
Speaker 2: was before the second half, and we were like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: if they won, will definitely do that tonight, Like that's
Speaker 2: the libes.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to spoil it. It's black to our heroine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. It was really good though, so it's
Speaker 3: not yeah, like we have to bleep that. You can't
Speaker 3: just tell people.
Speaker 1: We do Maron also Okay, anyways, Chiefs one, we were zipping.
Speaker 1: I've shot a little vlog of us creating it and
Speaker 1: making the concoction and it was such a little vibe
Speaker 1: and it was so that was the.
Speaker 2: Most fun part, was like getting ready, but all of
Speaker 2: us were really scared because Drew did he does like
Speaker 2: extra research about everything, and he found a ready leak
Speaker 2: if somebody saying that it could possibly possibly make you nauseous,
Speaker 2: because now they've changed like formulas to avoid people usually
Speaker 2: using it recreationally.
Speaker 1: It's like a cedamnifen in like hydrocoding, Like there's five
Speaker 1: times the amount of a cedamnifin inside of a hydrocating pill,
Speaker 1: because if you take a lot of a seedamnifit, it's
Speaker 1: gonna melt your fucking liver. It's the same idea with this.
Speaker 1: There's another component inside of it that makes you extremely
Speaker 1: nauseous to exactly like what you said. So we kind
Speaker 1: of like were like chickening out. There were some other
Speaker 1: factors that were like we were like, I don't think
Speaker 1: we should do this, but anyways, we made it. We
Speaker 1: did the damn thing. It was such a little vibe.
Speaker 1: We drink it and absolutely felt nothing like it was horrible,
Speaker 1: it was boring. We were trying to convince ourselves and
Speaker 1: then I started getting like a raging migraine. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on with my head right now?
Speaker 1: And I even went to the bed or went to
Speaker 1: bed and got my like thera gun and was putting
Speaker 1: it on my temples and on the back of my head,
Speaker 1: which I had just found out that like there's a higher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: stroke rate recent, stroke rate recently because people are using
Speaker 1: thera guns on their neck and causing fucking blood clots
Speaker 1: and they're a Jorda or whatever the fuck. And I
Speaker 1: did it anyways because I was in so much pain
Speaker 1: and then I just like knocked the fuck out, had
Speaker 1: a great sleep, woke up, and my brain still feels
Speaker 1: like it's on fire, So yeah, I think right now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, we were.
Speaker 2: But it was such a vibe because we were watching
Speaker 2: the best stuff we've watched in a long fucking time.
Speaker 3: We were watching.
Speaker 2: Robot fights and school bus races and Derby's car demolition
Speaker 2: demolitions and car jumps and I need to go to
Speaker 2: a car demolition show, like a Derby show so bad.
Speaker 3: I need to go to a car launch.
Speaker 2: We were watching cars get launched off of a mountain
Speaker 2: and a bunch of people standing past one.
Speaker 1: One time, Yeah, I was like driving on my road
Speaker 1: trip from California to Texas and we drove through or
Speaker 1: fucking Idaho to Texas actually, and we drove through Colorado
Speaker 1: and there was this big mountain with like a pile
Speaker 1: of like skeletons of cars and like they were a
Speaker 1: bunch of them and we asked the gas station attendant
Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, they do the car launch
Speaker 1: and we were like, what the fuck is a car
Speaker 1: launch and they were like, oh, we drive cars off
Speaker 1: the cliff and I was like, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: This is like the most insane thing ever. Well insert
Speaker 1: a clip so you can see, but they literally launched
Speaker 1: cars off of the side of a fucking mountain. It's
Speaker 1: so beautiful. It's literally beautiful. Yeah, Like it's pretty as fuck.
Speaker 1: And then Battlebot's iconic, like if you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna give you a little taste of that.
Speaker 2: I was way too into that last night, Like I
Speaker 2: was the last one's left standing watching it on the TV.
Speaker 3: It was so fucking cool, and I wish I had
Speaker 3: any sliver of intelligence to make a robot to fight.
Speaker 1: It's like a lifetime passion, like I wish I had
Speaker 1: something like that that. I was just like, like wanted
Speaker 1: to hone this craft, and I was addicted to it,
Speaker 1: and it was one thing that I was really fucking
Speaker 1: great out. But instead I'm great at a lot of
Speaker 1: different things, so it's kind of hard.
Speaker 4: Like you're kind of like a jack off all trades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, jack off.
Speaker 3: He said, jack Off, that's what the jack Jack of
Speaker 3: all trades you guys are thinking of, like penis stuff again.
Speaker 4: Because it's like all I don't think so I feel
Speaker 4: like we're right.
Speaker 1: I think it is Jack of all trades.
Speaker 3: Kuy what yeah, jack Off?
Speaker 1: Why would you fucking say jack off of all trades?
Speaker 3: All grad?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I literally like I think I've stroked out,
Speaker 1: like and I think I have like a slow brain bleed,
Speaker 1: like am I Sarahbellum or some shit like whatever controls
Speaker 1: your speech because like the amount of words that I've
Speaker 1: been getting mixed up the last like three or four
Speaker 1: months has been horrifying. It's been really scary.
Speaker 3: It's because you need to read a book. Simple.
Speaker 1: I read articles on my phone.
Speaker 2: The articles tiktoks, tiktoks of people relaying articles.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, no, work smarter, not harder. Realistically, our
Speaker 1: parents would.
Speaker 2: Be I'm sure our parents did the same thing and
Speaker 2: would lie and say, oh yeah, I saw that in
Speaker 2: an article when they meant they watched the fucking news.
Speaker 1: How do you learn information? I'm not even gonna get
Speaker 1: into it. I have a whole shipiel about that. I
Speaker 1: don't want it. Did you see the letter from the
Speaker 1: I R S.
Speaker 3: No, don't. Why why do you bring that up? I
Speaker 3: didn't see that.
Speaker 1: We'll just move on.
Speaker 4: What the fuck I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Why bringing that up?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 1: Do you know about the glitter mystery?
Speaker 3: The glitter mystery? The fuck are you talking?
Speaker 1: It's a big conspiracy. It's it's it's a fun one.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's like when you get glitter everywhere and then never
Speaker 2: Oh that's.
Speaker 1: The hoopies of the craft and you're never getting rid
Speaker 1: of that. The glitter mystery. Shall we get into it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So I feel like it was like five or six
Speaker 1: years ago there was a New York Times article on
Speaker 1: glitter and the interviewer, you know what you're talking about? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the interviewer said, or asked what the biggest market for
Speaker 1: glitter is, and the person at this glitter company, Mega
Speaker 1: Glitter Corp. Literally almost instantly was like, no, I absolutely
Speaker 1: cannot talk about that, Like I'm not I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about our biggest buyer. She pushed back and like uh
Speaker 1: but she like pushed back, and the person was like,
Speaker 1: but you know what it is, and she said, oh god, yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, I'm literally so stupid.
Speaker 1: I should have done our research.
Speaker 4: You're smart, thank you.
Speaker 1: But basically the girl said, you know what it is,
Speaker 1: but you'd never ever be able to guess what our
Speaker 1: glitter is in, like you, you'd never ever ever know.
Speaker 1: And then this sparked like this huge conversation. They were like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is glittering? Like people were saying it
Speaker 1: was like obvious ones like boat paint and like.
Speaker 4: Blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Like people were saying like, oh, maybe they put it
Speaker 1: on in like resort beaches to make the sand more glittery,
Speaker 1: or like maybe for some reason they're putting it in
Speaker 1: our water supply and we just can't see it to
Speaker 1: make it more sparkly, like whatever it is, and people
Speaker 1: were just like guessing like crazy, like toothpaste, money, construction materials,
Speaker 1: like concrete, shit like that. Well, something popped up on
Speaker 1: my for you page recently, and I fear it is
Speaker 1: what the glitter is used for and it's military application.
Speaker 1: Duh would make sense, but it's called I think it's
Speaker 1: chafe or chaff chaff y'all listen to what this shit is.
Speaker 1: So DFW's like weather page posted this like radar, like
Speaker 1: weather radar, and there was like this big mass over
Speaker 1: La and it was like this long or over Fort
Speaker 1: Worth and it was like this long line and it
Speaker 1: looked like light rain. And they posted like you might
Speaker 1: have seen this on the time on your radar today,
Speaker 1: but it's not rain. It's chaff chaff or chaf or
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck it is or however you say. It
Speaker 1: is literally microplastics fiberglass and aluminum that the military drops
Speaker 1: out of planes to cover up the planes on the radar,
Speaker 1: so like they're dropping fiberglass all over the world. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, wait, what the fuck, Like what
Speaker 1: is fiberglass? And everyone was like wait, they're dropping fiberglass
Speaker 1: all over for Worth And it was like a big
Speaker 1: piece of the radar, Like it's a long fucking line,
Speaker 1: Like this is like Granberry all the way over to
Speaker 1: like fucking Cleburn, Like it's a long line. And then
Speaker 1: the Weather Channel like saw all the backlash and they
Speaker 1: were like, we've seen a lot of concern about our
Speaker 1: comments regarding chaff over DFW the other day. We want
Speaker 1: to report on what we know and can confirm what
Speaker 1: we mentioned in our posts. As forecasters, we don't typically
Speaker 1: or personally, no more information on the impact on wildlife, water,
Speaker 1: and people, whether radar representation is more our thing. We
Speaker 1: would love to answer some of your confern concerns. And
Speaker 1: basically they were like, the research on its effect on humans, nature,
Speaker 1: wildlife is very limited, and they kind of just are like, oh,
Speaker 1: like it should be fine, Like that's it, but they're
Speaker 1: dropping fiberglass out of the fucking sin.
Speaker 2: How could dropping fiberglass on humans be fine?
Speaker 1: Literally literally, And like I've been a.
Speaker 3: Has it been in use for a long time?
Speaker 1: Yes, I like went to this other website and it
Speaker 1: was a problem. Yeah, literally, but I went to this
Speaker 1: other website and it's like something from like the fucking
Speaker 1: eighty seventies or eighties that they have just been doing
Speaker 1: all the time, which I'm also like, girls, stop doing that.
Speaker 1: We have like technology that you don't need to drop
Speaker 1: fiberglass out of the sky as a military exercise to
Speaker 1: hide a fucking plane.
Speaker 2: Just get the same LEDs that we have on the
Speaker 2: sphere in Las Vegas and put it under the plane
Speaker 2: and have it be the sky like hello.
Speaker 1: Guys, hello, Hello. But yeah, I just like went on
Speaker 1: like a crazy deep dive and basically now I believe
Speaker 1: that that is where all the glitter is going.
Speaker 4: But I'm I'm done. I'm serious. I'm so tired of
Speaker 4: this ship. I'm so tired of it being like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's a pedophile island, and then being like, no, there's no,
Speaker 4: and then there is a pedophile island, and then it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: there's chem trails, and then it's like there are kim trails,
Speaker 4: and then fucking Biden posts the photo dude dude with
Speaker 4: the laser eyes saying I am a lizard or whatever.
Speaker 1: That I thought it. I thought he was hacked. I
Speaker 1: literally could not actually believe that photo. It says just
Speaker 1: like we drew Wait, hold on, Joe Biden. Joe Biden said,
Speaker 1: my fucking name. Keep my name out of your fucking mouth,
Speaker 1: you lizard person. I don't trust you with your laser
Speaker 1: beam eyes. Actually, I'm actually gonna get my lawyer on this.
Speaker 1: Like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: So so your your name also can be used as
Speaker 2: like a verb, and I don't think he means.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it like it's cool, like I'm cool. Also,
Speaker 1: this ship walk like they thought this ship was going
Speaker 1: to break the fucking Internet. No, it only has eight
Speaker 1: ninety five thousand, like it has less than a million likes.
Speaker 3: Give a million likes. Joe Biden's ig posts didn't get
Speaker 3: a million area.
Speaker 1: Literally flop, Like eighty six percent of America was like,
Speaker 1: he's too old to be fit for president. Eighty six
Speaker 1: percent think everyone thinks.
Speaker 4: Is he's one hundred and thirty years old.
Speaker 1: Is eighty eighty three?
Speaker 3: Maybe he looks eighty two.
Speaker 4: It's elder abused, abused, Oh he's eighty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine he won, he'd be eighty fucking five. All
Speaker 1: eighty five year olds that I know are literally withering
Speaker 1: away and turning.
Speaker 3: To twenty five year olds.
Speaker 2: I see you're on TikTok and it's somebody recording them,
Speaker 2: and it's like the saddest video I'm about.
Speaker 1: To seem exactly. It's like all timer show.
Speaker 4: That's crazy that the president of the United States could
Speaker 4: be three times the age of how the oldest you
Speaker 4: got in like the twenties was Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wait, what is like, why do you have to be
Speaker 1: three hundred years old to run for president? Isn't it
Speaker 1: like sixty five or something like that?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I thought it used to be thirty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, why aren't forty year old's not fucking right.
Speaker 4: My friend was talking about this and he thinks it's
Speaker 4: to be thirty five. Yeah, it could be a twin.
Speaker 2: Damn not me knowing more about y'all, like than y'all
Speaker 2: about politics and whatnot right now on the up and out,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, like literally, like, what's the point?
Speaker 3: So true mine?
Speaker 1: Ironically two sides of the same coin. They're both evil.
Speaker 4: My friend was basically saying that, like the cabal of
Speaker 4: seventy year old white people just want to like hold
Speaker 4: on to this. Did you part into the mic?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah he did, and it smells.
Speaker 3: It was like a wet far It wasn't.
Speaker 4: Oh that's gross. Well I'm not going to finish what
Speaker 4: I was gonna say because and I can taste it. Oh.
Speaker 4: He's basically saying like, there's like seventy year old white
Speaker 4: people that like have all this money and power and
Speaker 4: they're like they just refuse to give it up. So
Speaker 4: like they won't like Gavin Newsom run because he's of
Speaker 4: a different generation, Like it's a big enough generational divide
Speaker 4: that he would actually have like I actually different ideas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think it also is like the whole game of it is.
Speaker 2: You have to be in politics for so long for
Speaker 2: anybody to take you serious, and then by the time
Speaker 2: they take you serious, you're fucking haggarty and dying.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for the wealth transfer, the transfers, but
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen to me.
Speaker 4: You're gonna be up.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be up.
Speaker 2: And he's saying that I'm not a part of the
Speaker 2: one percent right now, because you would be lying, like, seriously,
Speaker 2: I'm free, were.
Speaker 1: Not a part of the one this person, babe, Okay,
Speaker 1: but what you are a part of is a new
Speaker 1: conspiracy that I'm forming on you on me, yes, because
Speaker 1: I saw the video of you on my feed.
Speaker 3: And I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: It was scary and I've been saying I think you're
Speaker 1: a plant in my life, You're a cyborg. You're like
Speaker 1: this NPC or something, and this video proved it for me.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Is this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is insane.
Speaker 3: I've seen this.
Speaker 1: Look at your eyes, Watch your eyes, watch your eyes. Everybody.
Speaker 3: The top comment was she has to take a peek
Speaker 3: at Drew.
Speaker 1: I saw someone the guys, is this mean her eyes
Speaker 1: are not like that? It was just like data glitching
Speaker 1: or something, but I thought it was so I was
Speaker 1: crying in bed alone and I was like, gonna run
Speaker 1: over there to show you, but I decided just to
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 3: I thought so many.
Speaker 1: Times, Okay, well, I was ter about about.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 1: I was terrorized by weight staff at a restaurant. I
Speaker 1: could not believe my girl. I got the whole squad laughing,
Speaker 1: keep going, bitch. I was terrorized at a restaurant. So
Speaker 1: our friend invited us to lunch and it was like
Speaker 1: the last rainy day in LA that's crucial for the story.
Speaker 1: And we went there and it was packed out the ass,
Speaker 1: like I've never been in a more packed environment. And
Speaker 1: it was like an interesting order concept, like you wait
Speaker 1: in this line and then you wait to get a table,
Speaker 1: and then you wait to sit down and get your
Speaker 1: food at the table. It was kind of inefficient, but
Speaker 1: I was like, whatever, it's packed. I'm not like, really,
Speaker 1: I don't really care that much because I just feel
Speaker 1: bad for the workers because they're like fucking running around. Well,
Speaker 1: I order an Enya's ordering behind me, but I like
Speaker 1: am overwhelmed in this fucking tiny ass little space because
Speaker 1: I'm like it's too close to many people around, So
Speaker 1: I go wait by the door. I'm the door's right here.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting right here, and the door can still open,
Speaker 1: people can still get in, like I'm not in the
Speaker 1: way of anything. And then one of the workers comes
Speaker 1: up to me and she's like, oh, can you follow
Speaker 1: me and wait over here? And I was like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like I'll do that. And she proceeds to open the
Speaker 1: door and then stand outside and like it was fully
Speaker 1: pouring down rain and it was freezing and pouring down rain,
Speaker 1: and she was like, can you wait right here? And
Speaker 1: I laughed, I literally like I actually laughed because I
Speaker 1: thought she was joking, Like I couldn't believe it. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, uh no, like can you actually wait
Speaker 1: right here, like it's for the safety like the door like,
Speaker 1: and I was like, are you kidding me? And so
Speaker 1: I actually like I did it anyways, and she was like,
Speaker 1: or you can wait under that umbrella and it was
Speaker 1: like it was like a giant garbage can, like an
Speaker 1: umbrella like that was open like a light pole and
Speaker 1: like a binch like I couldn't fit over there. So
Speaker 1: thank god I brought my APHX twin umbrella. Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actually use it but I know, you bitch just
Speaker 1: won it. And I was on that shit never man,
Speaker 1: never mind, Like y'all.
Speaker 2: Don't want you know you found out about Aphex twin
Speaker 2: because of the Fortnite skin the thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I got it. I opened my laptop,
Speaker 1: bought v Bucks, bought that fucking skin, closed my laptop,
Speaker 1: and didn't play a single fucking game cause and that's like,
Speaker 1: it was so scary for me to do that, Like
Speaker 1: I literally could not believe I just like spent money
Speaker 1: like that, like it fee felt so naughty. But anyways,
Speaker 1: I'm waiting outside literally in the rain, and.
Speaker 3: I know, and I turned to her friends.
Speaker 2: I was like, where's Drew And all of us were
Speaker 2: confused because they were like, yeah, he's standing outside.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 2: In my head, I was just like, oh, okay, baby,
Speaker 2: cause it's packed in here.
Speaker 3: He just wants to be outside. And then I go
Speaker 3: outside and Drew's literally standing there.
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, they literally fuck told me to stand outside.
Speaker 3: It was crazy.
Speaker 5: It was pouring down rain and freezing, and then the
Speaker 5: spot that I was standing in, two people went and
Speaker 5: stood there, and she literally was conversing with them and
Speaker 5: having a conversation with.
Speaker 1: Them and let them stand there, but she put me outside.
Speaker 1: I literally couldn't believe that I've never ever felt like
Speaker 1: this way in my life. I was like, so like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck like this it was? It was so crazy,
Speaker 1: It was so crazy, and I almost went full Karen mode,
Speaker 1: but I was like, she's stressed, Like she's just doing
Speaker 1: her fucking job. She's not the one that's hold me dad.
Speaker 2: Like ten minutes later, I think realize that it was
Speaker 2: crazy to make somebody wait outside in the freezing cold
Speaker 2: during a floodwak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she came out.
Speaker 2: She was like a I'm so sorry, like we're gonna
Speaker 2: get a table for you, it's okay, and you're just
Speaker 2: like it's okay, it's okay, and you were like sorry
Speaker 2: if I seemed upset or something, but like, yeah, I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I like didn't really speak much when she came out
Speaker 1: there because I honestly was a little offended and upset.
Speaker 1: But then when I was inside the restaurant, I felt
Speaker 1: really bad and I went up to her and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, by the way, like I'm sorry if
Speaker 1: I seemed upset or like made you like anxious or something,
Speaker 1: because I wasn't and I know, you're just doing your
Speaker 1: job and you're just dressed. And she's like, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for telling me that, and I was like, see,
Speaker 1: all it takes is to like communication, communicate. That's true, communicate.
Speaker 2: But if to be fair, if I saw you in
Speaker 2: any establishment and it was raining outside, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I need this.
Speaker 3: Man to stand in the rain.
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Why you just give that energy like
Speaker 1: you know, mysterious, like I might have a bomb. Oh,
Speaker 1: I bring a bomb with me everywhere I go.
Speaker 3: Just in case. It's for safety matches.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that happened to me, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. It was a movie.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that doesn't happen to me because I'm so
Speaker 2: pretty and people are just like I would hate if.
Speaker 1: She loves you.
Speaker 2: Literally usually tell me to go outside when the weather's gorgeous,
Speaker 2: and they're like, wow, I want her to like I
Speaker 2: want to see what she looks like in the direct sunlight.
Speaker 2: And then they'll tell me to stand outside, but they'll
Speaker 2: follow me and take a picture of me, and then
Speaker 2: I'll go back inside.
Speaker 1: I was the picture on the wall. I was sexually
Speaker 1: profiled in.
Speaker 3: That moment when she told you, I don't understand how.
Speaker 1: That she saw that I was presenting as a man
Speaker 1: and she put me out in that fucking ring.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, mother is mothering.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, Shut the fuck up, mother is mothering.
Speaker 3: Did you have to be like so brave to yell
Speaker 3: that at the most silent concept.
Speaker 1: I ever feels so bad for that girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's definitely under the age of twenty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I felt so bad for it, Like I would
Speaker 1: be mortified, Like it's like bombing on stage to stand up,
Speaker 1: like people thought, like if she thought people were gonna
Speaker 1: like ye, but everyone turned on her. It was so dark.
Speaker 1: We'll insert that.
Speaker 3: I have to post this again just because the crowd
Speaker 3: is so funny mother is mother.
Speaker 4: Video.
Speaker 3: She was like, shout out me viral, but like for
Speaker 3: good reason.
Speaker 1: Shout out her shout out then.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I was gonna say something after that. Never mind,
Speaker 2: it's gone, It's gone forever. It's fucking over.
Speaker 1: Well, I had a very very dark moment.
Speaker 3: Did you always have a dark moment like.
Speaker 4: What I did? There's like times where you'll say something
Speaker 4: and I know you're gonna turn and look directly in
Speaker 4: my eyes whenever you say I had a dark moment.
Speaker 4: Drew fucking flipped me off earlier. I don't know if
Speaker 4: anyone saw.
Speaker 3: That, but I didn't see that, so I.
Speaker 1: Don't believe it.
Speaker 2: And if it's on video, I still don't believe it
Speaker 2: because we're in a room and you're you're literally just
Speaker 2: being so self absorbed, thinking it's to you.
Speaker 3: It could be to anything in this I was.
Speaker 1: Literally flipping off the birds outside exactly. I was slipping the.
Speaker 4: Merger flip me off. I'll put it back in the camera.
Speaker 3: Okay, he was looking past you. You think people look
Speaker 3: at you.
Speaker 1: I was not recording that.
Speaker 3: You're so annoying.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck you, fuck you, oh fuck all of you.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's your dark moment?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't even want to like it. Actually it actually
Speaker 1: is embarrassing and ironic embarrassing, but it was it was
Speaker 1: really it was really dark. It was so gross And
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to say it, because
Speaker 1: there's implications to this. I won't get into it.
Speaker 3: Cut it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to. Should I say it?
Speaker 4: No, He's like farming engagement.
Speaker 2: It's like I feel like I'm watching you post on
Speaker 2: ID and the caption is something normal, but then it's
Speaker 2: like comment your favorite color.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm not going What do you guys think about this?
Speaker 3: What do you guys like Sundays?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 3: Okay, then don't. We'll move on.
Speaker 4: We don't care, dude, we actually don't.
Speaker 3: It like doesn't matter to us, guys.
Speaker 1: I fell asleep in the Apple Vision. I fell asleep
Speaker 1: inside of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you starting this episode by being like, I do
Speaker 2: not use it as much.
Speaker 3: As y'all think. You're all chirping, Well I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just use it for like thirty minutes before bed,
Speaker 1: and I fucking fell asleep in it, fully fucking clothed,
Speaker 1: with all of the.
Speaker 2: Lights of screen time.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that thing has screen time.
Speaker 2: Go get it, and let's look at the screen time,
Speaker 2: because it is much more than you think. Every time
Speaker 2: I have come home from being outside again, I go
Speaker 2: to Drew's room and it is on his face.
Speaker 1: How much do you think it is?
Speaker 3: I have not gone to your room and it hasn't
Speaker 3: been on your face?
Speaker 1: Do you think it is?
Speaker 3: It has to easily be twenty hours.
Speaker 1: There's absolutely no way.
Speaker 4: I'm just imagining Drew like opening his eyes from deep sleep,
Speaker 4: and it's just fourteen screens of grinds.
Speaker 2: What's worse is he didn't even realize he fell asleep.
Speaker 2: He probably only told us this because I walked in
Speaker 2: on him. I went to go say something to him,
Speaker 2: and he was literally turned over with it on his head,
Speaker 2: and I was like, hello, Hello, Drew, and he was like,
Speaker 2: oh no, and he tried to he tried to act
Speaker 2: like he wasn't sleeping. Also, he was like, oh sorry,
Speaker 2: I was yeah, and then he just like and then
Speaker 2: he pulled it off.
Speaker 4: Do you admit it that it's dark to be Oh
Speaker 4: my god, he has to put it on to check
Speaker 4: the screen.
Speaker 2: Oh I know the Apple logo showed when it turns on.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cunt. Okay, wait me when I'm a cyclops.
Speaker 1: There it goes. Okay, we're let me screen record.
Speaker 2: I'm really a non believer at the idea that everybody's
Speaker 2: gonna have one of these eventually.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think there's a way.
Speaker 1: There's not a way.
Speaker 3: Damn saved by the bell.
Speaker 1: I guess I only do have four hours on ear.
Speaker 3: There's no way, because you've watched like three movies in
Speaker 3: that thing already.
Speaker 1: No, No, I bet I've literally only logged like max
Speaker 1: twelve hours, and I would I would literally die on
Speaker 1: that hill, I straight up think I because I've only
Speaker 1: had it since Monday. I've and like the battery I've charged,
Speaker 1: I've gone like two full days, full days without using it.
Speaker 1: I've never used it. After the batteries died, I go
Speaker 1: and charge it and then I get on my phone.
Speaker 1: So but I'm not saying that my screen time isn't atrocious.
Speaker 1: But yeah, all right, we're back. We're back, and we're better.
Speaker 1: Do you have any topics you want to talk about?
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy is my I literally hear my topics.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, new game unlocked, y'all know, fucking game unlocked.
Speaker 2: I can't even talk said about Drew because I have
Speaker 2: clocked in over twenty hours at work though.
Speaker 3: That's the difference is.
Speaker 2: Like I'm working, Drew is just playing on his device.
Speaker 2: I am putting in work, like real hard work. I
Speaker 2: found this new game via TikTok called Contraband Police yep,
Speaker 2: and I became.
Speaker 3: I haven't been addicted to a.
Speaker 2: Game other than Fortnite in so long, and I'm fully
Speaker 2: back to it. I haven't let myself play it for
Speaker 2: like two days because within two days I clocked twenty
Speaker 2: hours of playing, which I wonder if it also clocks,
Speaker 2: because sometimes I would put it to sleep like in between, but.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make it any better when Josie was over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because when Josie was over, we would switch between
Speaker 2: playing Contramant Police to Fortnite and then back to Contraband
Speaker 2: Police like it was insane, but also the best day
Speaker 2: I've had in a long time. I love this game
Speaker 2: so much and I don't give a fuck. It is
Speaker 2: so fun. Also, it feels like a fun game because
Speaker 2: other than Fortnite, I feel like everybody can kind of
Speaker 2: play it and if it makes sense, even if y'all
Speaker 2: aren't like controlling the control, I.
Speaker 1: Don't forget this. Don't forget to check his registration. Oh
Speaker 1: he is not allowed to go, and you send him
Speaker 1: right back to where he fucking came from. You are
Speaker 1: not coming in my country. Someone's gonna clip that out
Speaker 1: of context emergency in or Tom Drew says, go back
Speaker 1: to your home country.
Speaker 3: But it's basically a game. It's basically what you're just said.
Speaker 2: Me and Drew and Josie were cracking up because we
Speaker 2: were talking about the idea that there's definitely people from
Speaker 2: the US who play this game who believe in border
Speaker 2: control in a crazy way, and they play this game
Speaker 2: to be like, yeah, exactly, that's exactly what I fucking do,
Speaker 2: Like I would do it the right way. But it's
Speaker 2: such a funny game because it's so fucking stupid, Like
Speaker 2: you're just I think it's in the middle of Russia. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not really sure where it's based, but you are
Speaker 2: literally that your border patrol and you have to check
Speaker 2: all these cars to see if they're like smuggling in contraband,
Speaker 2: if they're like if all their papers are right, and
Speaker 2: you approve or deny them, and you have to like
Speaker 2: build out your unit and upgrade everything. And I have
Speaker 2: become so it's literally like Sims with a job, Like
Speaker 2: that's what it feels like. And it is so fucking funny,
Speaker 2: and I love playing the game, and maybe I stream it,
Speaker 2: maybe I don't, But I actually played it for so
Speaker 2: long one day that by the time I went to bed,
Speaker 2: my body was experiencing like bitches who don't have a
Speaker 2: real job be like WHOA This day drained me, Like
Speaker 2: that's how I felt like I was taking off my
Speaker 2: clothes to get in bed, and I genuinely felt like
Speaker 2: I was taking off my uniform.
Speaker 3: Today drained me. It was a hard day too. We
Speaker 3: got a bunch of wanted people.
Speaker 1: Twice. We had to kill forty people thirty forty five people.
Speaker 1: They pull up on you like crazy.
Speaker 2: I know, literally you get attacked and then you have
Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty bullets for literally like eight hundred
Speaker 2: people that you have to get rid of. And it's
Speaker 2: such a fun game. But I am so addicted to it,
Speaker 2: and then I sit here and I wonder why my
Speaker 2: brain actually feels like a brain slushie.
Speaker 1: In your mouth and make a brain slush One. I'm
Speaker 1: cooler than you. Two, I'm more fun. Three I have
Speaker 1: more friends than you.
Speaker 3: We need to learn that and do it at karaoke.
Speaker 2: Yeah really, but yeah, that's That's one of my notes
Speaker 2: for this week.
Speaker 3: Is that's my update with.
Speaker 2: My life is I played so much Contraband Police and
Speaker 2: watched a bunch of.
Speaker 3: Is it Cassio or Caso?
Speaker 1: Caso?
Speaker 3: People say Caso. I thought his name was Cassio.
Speaker 1: No, it's case.
Speaker 2: Oh oh that makes sense, that makes sense. Casio was
Speaker 2: like a fucking piano brand, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but yeah, that's why I.
Speaker 2: Found the game, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this looks so fucking fun because I've just been trying
Speaker 2: to expand my video game usage other than Fortnite. But
Speaker 2: I played thirty seconds or sixty seconds Reanimized two because
Speaker 2: of rain, So I've been expanding. Guys, I've been expanding
Speaker 2: my lore, as if that's a good thing. What I
Speaker 2: should do is stop playing fucking games and start reading
Speaker 2: goddamn boo books. But I read like five pages of
Speaker 2: a book of a book every time we're.
Speaker 3: In the sauna, so I'm still reading and whatnot. I
Speaker 3: remember I used.
Speaker 2: To literally get in bed and read before bed, but
Speaker 2: I was still really fucking depressed and wanted to kill myself.
Speaker 2: So like, doesn't matter what I do, I can't escape
Speaker 2: the fear.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wait, Okay, last week I said that
Speaker 1: Keith Urban died. I actually meant Toby Keith, but you
Speaker 1: can see how I got those switched up.
Speaker 4: Toby Keith died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really Yeah, it's really sad. Keith Urban, though, is like, ye, fruitful.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he was like kind of old,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just wanted to clear the air. On
Speaker 1: that also, me and my landlord are flirting. We were flirting.
Speaker 4: Down that's actually where I thought you were joking, the
Speaker 4: like kind of roost her at her panties.
Speaker 1: I know I'm trying they get like our rent lowered
Speaker 1: like crazy. No. I fell asleep and I had a
Speaker 1: dream that my landlord was yelling at me and being
Speaker 1: really scary with me with money because it's always on
Speaker 1: my mind, like paying rent because we don't have it
Speaker 1: set up automatically, and she always texts me on like
Speaker 1: the seventh day of the month and is like, Philip,
Speaker 1: where's rent money? And it was on my mind and
Speaker 1: I forgot to pay it before bed, and I guess
Speaker 1: it was just something I was thinking about a lot. Well,
Speaker 1: she was really scary and evil in the dream, less
Speaker 1: you thank you? And I hit her up and or
Speaker 1: she I'm sorry. I woke up to a text from
Speaker 1: her saying, hi, Phillip's g period morning reminder for February
Speaker 1: rent comma period today is two dash eight parentheses twenty
Speaker 1: four period And I said, I woke up first thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's green now, I said, I woke up first thing
Speaker 1: this morning and started the transaction. We got busy over
Speaker 1: here and I forgot this and died earlier coma sorry. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is weird, but you were
Speaker 1: literally in my dream last night asking for a rent.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha. So I like kind of planted
Speaker 1: this seat. I wanted to feel her vibe. And then
Speaker 1: she said how's my face in you dream? Question? And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit, like this is crazy, and
Speaker 1: I said you were stunning? What And then she responded
Speaker 1: back six minutes later and said, you make me laughing
Speaker 1: crying laughing emoji better than angry. And then I was
Speaker 1: the end of our conversation. I just hearted it.
Speaker 3: You need to hit her up today and be like,
Speaker 3: how is your day?
Speaker 1: Well, no, I texted you. I text her because she
Speaker 1: called me at nine to thirty at night that day.
Speaker 1: She's trying to come over or something. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the vibe is god there, and I texted her.
Speaker 3: Yet so our landlord I think is like sixty five
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She texted me Yester and said I texted her
Speaker 1: at the thirty yesterday and said, hey, I saw you
Speaker 1: called what's up? She did not respond back, so.
Speaker 2: Damn it's because her husband looked through her phone it
Speaker 2: was like, who is this?
Speaker 1: I broke up?
Speaker 3: The real her husband who.
Speaker 2: Comes and fixes our drain every three days because this
Speaker 2: home is actually eight hundred years.
Speaker 1: Old, was falling about it.
Speaker 2: It was like, is that the person whose drain I've
Speaker 2: unclogged eighteen thousand times or what?
Speaker 3: Like why are you talking to him?
Speaker 1: Like exactly? They fixed our toilet a bunch because I
Speaker 1: don't know why never min, I'm not even gonna get
Speaker 1: into it, but that toilet over there is perma running.
Speaker 1: And then she hits me up and she's like, oh, like,
Speaker 1: y'all's water bill is so high, like what's going on?
Speaker 1: And I tell her every time the toilet is running
Speaker 1: literally twenty four to seven, and I can fix it
Speaker 1: so many times without getting fucking frostbite in my hand,
Speaker 1: and then I just give up because I'm like, it
Speaker 1: just is. It's unfixable, like I can't fix it with
Speaker 1: it just needs to be a new toilet in there.
Speaker 1: And she came and fixed it and it worked for
Speaker 1: a couple months, and then we had a bunch of
Speaker 1: friends over and that toilet was used a bunch and yeah, sucks,
Speaker 1: but that is the vibe.
Speaker 3: Drew's gonna have sex with the landlord.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only like the right thing to do, now.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I think she deserves it. She's been like pretty decent. Actually,
Speaker 2: she kind of fucking sucks. She literally sucks.
Speaker 3: Well, we have so.
Speaker 2: Many broken things that are borderline a hazard, and we
Speaker 2: tell her and she just ignores us. But that's a
Speaker 2: landlord's job. A landlord's job is to take your money.
Speaker 1: And ignore it and paint over bugs on the wall.
Speaker 3: But do you have a syg up corner?
Speaker 1: No? I don't surprisingly I did not collect any, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through my email and I'm gonna read
Speaker 1: the ones y'all submitted.
Speaker 4: I also made up another one.
Speaker 3: True side up corner.
Speaker 5: Drew sigh up corn.
Speaker 3: Are you saying you're seeing it like it's church?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm about to take you out of church
Speaker 1: with this one. Okay, this is from Kelsey should. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I can say this one. Bitches get
Speaker 1: twenty abortions and want their couchy eight bitch, get that
Speaker 1: cemetery out of my face.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is from Marianna Vibrator died, but thank god
Speaker 1: for this Amber alert.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Oh that's tweet is by I am bre Mia, I.
Speaker 3: Am Bree Larsen. I can't believe Bree Larsen said that, dude,
Speaker 3: that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is from Marina. Marianna, Marina. Bitches be so
Speaker 1: embarrassed to say that they Oh my god, I literally
Speaker 1: can't read. Oh my god, bitches be so embarrassed to
Speaker 1: say that. They listen to imagine dragons music, not me,
Speaker 1: radio active radio actic. And it's the shouting Elogi.
Speaker 3: This one's like two episodes ago.
Speaker 1: This is Iliah. All he do is make you cry, bitch,
Speaker 1: you dating an onion?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, tamber Alert one was crazy wild.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna give you all. I mean, I
Speaker 1: have a lot more, but I'm gonna say I'll just
Speaker 1: do one more.
Speaker 4: Um.
Speaker 1: This is from Pedro. He says here they say why
Speaker 1: badass kids always smell like syrup? Damn they sent a lot. Oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god, they said, my god, I'm locked in
Speaker 1: for the next two episodes. Shut out, Pedrow. Bitch you
Speaker 1: see you in public and just stare yes, bitch, it's
Speaker 1: me from the psych word.
Speaker 3: So stupid.
Speaker 2: What's crazy is even for media of the Week. I. Oh,
Speaker 2: actually I watched Fifth Elmet It was really good.
Speaker 1: Did you finish it?
Speaker 3: I have like twenty minutes left and I really need
Speaker 3: to see that.
Speaker 2: But I liked it. I just don't like sci fi
Speaker 2: like that. I enjoyed Bruce and the hospital. Both of
Speaker 2: them are so hot and I want to have sex
Speaker 2: with both of them raw.
Speaker 1: At the same time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Leelu, Hello, Leelu.
Speaker 1: We should go is Leelu and Bruce for Halloween.
Speaker 2: I really wanted to be Leelu when I had orange
Speaker 2: hair and blonde eyebrows.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you remember that.
Speaker 2: I would say that, but I had never seen the
Speaker 2: movie and I'm fucking annoying, and as if anybody would
Speaker 2: give a fuck or know that I haven't seen it.
Speaker 3: I was just like, I can't be a like, I
Speaker 3: shouldn't do that.
Speaker 2: But now I'll never be that again, because here I
Speaker 2: go spending the money on a fucking like.
Speaker 3: Wig to like have that. Never I'm never dying my
Speaker 3: hair again.
Speaker 1: I just dye of orange.
Speaker 3: Let's die Ronald McDonald's exactly.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say that about your fucking bunk ass hair, bitch,
Speaker 2: fuck you, but that's my visual media. Oh, and then
Speaker 2: I started watching Jojo Rabbit again last night, and I
Speaker 2: loved that movie.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch that ever again. It'll make me cry.
Speaker 3: My god. I love the updating.
Speaker 1: I updated my letterboxed top four and put the fifth
Speaker 1: element up there, and I took about fantastic Plastic Machine,
Speaker 1: whoa fantastic planet? Okay, I have been listening. I've been
Speaker 1: lesbian ing to all ambient music lately, and I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody cares at all, Like I really, I really
Speaker 1: don't think anybody cares about the ambient music I listened to.
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do is bitch never mind things
Speaker 1: in life. Dennis Brown, What a difference a day makes?
Speaker 1: Dino Washington At last, I am free, Robert.
Speaker 3: What are you thinking about that Whopper?
Speaker 2: Girl?
Speaker 1: Give me that wop? Give me that sloppy wop? Echoes
Speaker 1: answer broadcast Moonchild Shibamato, and we'll do a body Snatcher's radiohead.
Speaker 2: The only song I'm gonna give you all this week
Speaker 2: is you Get what You Give by New Radicals, because
Speaker 2: this song makes me literally crack up because of me
Speaker 2: and Drew's connection to it, like it literally have we
Speaker 2: told you about this car? We got like a script
Speaker 2: said to us once that like they wanted both of
Speaker 2: us to read for it because it was like in
Speaker 2: the script there was like two friends and they were like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's perfect, we really want you guys. It was like
Speaker 2: a comedy movie that it never even got made. So
Speaker 2: we really actually don't know how the self tapes went.
Speaker 2: We just never heard back in the movie never got made.
Speaker 2: This was like two years ago, and we went and
Speaker 2: we auditioned for it together, and leaving we were playing
Speaker 2: that song and we were like.
Speaker 1: Like we without saying a word to each other, both
Speaker 1: of us in that we were like, our life is
Speaker 1: about to change.
Speaker 3: We're about to be fucking movie.
Speaker 5: Stars, like and we both felt it so deeply.
Speaker 2: Either of us have ever felt that confident about anything
Speaker 2: we've done in our whole life.
Speaker 3: I usually am so pessimistic. I do everything. I'm like,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be bunk. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I have no joy because I'm so far depressed and
Speaker 2: like nothing makes me feel anything except video games and
Speaker 2: don't fucking touch me. Because you you always you say,
Speaker 2: oh it's to come for you, and then you ask.
Speaker 3: For my wop.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I want your walp and I want you happy.
Speaker 3: No, my wop is happy without.
Speaker 4: You that macaroni.
Speaker 1: Kai. You can't say we're gonna have to We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to, can We got a big laugh on the No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying we're gonna have to hook up later because
Speaker 1: she's not giving me her wap. In your must sloppy seconds.
Speaker 3: You are the second choices.
Speaker 4: I know. Why do I like it? Though? Why do
Speaker 4: I like being?
Speaker 1: Okay sizza? So are you saying that because the weekend?
Speaker 3: The song the weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh my stomach is growling. I need food really bad.
Speaker 1: Guys, God, you're big and greedy. You eat the whole
Speaker 1: eat the whole menu. Your belly is asking for so much.
Speaker 1: Already had two kids mules for breakfast.
Speaker 3: I had to talk about two nights in a row. Guys,
Speaker 3: I am down bad.
Speaker 1: In your defense, you did not eat enough taco bell
Speaker 1: for it to be bad for you. Actually, any amount
Speaker 1: of taco bell is bad for you.
Speaker 2: But you know, literally, a single bite of a Dorito's
Speaker 2: Locos taco like burns the lining, the like fourth layer
Speaker 2: of lining I have left.
Speaker 3: I have like no more stomach lining left.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, we didn't finish the song story oh yeah, but.
Speaker 2: We like listen to that song and we both thought, wow,
Speaker 2: this is our moment. And we didn't say anything to
Speaker 2: each other about it for like a week, and we
Speaker 2: were like.
Speaker 3: All right, how did you even come up?
Speaker 2: Oh? I think it was a la It was like
Speaker 2: a month later. I brought it up, and I like,
Speaker 2: I played the song again. I was like, remember when
Speaker 2: we both sat here in dead silence with each other.
Speaker 5: Like looking out the window, like like.
Speaker 3: Next time I drive down the street, my life will
Speaker 3: be a whole lot different. And we're still in the
Speaker 3: fucking kitchen, bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, but we cooking. Let us cook.
Speaker 3: That's actually why we can do the podcast in the kitchen, because.
Speaker 1: Because we're constantly cooking.
Speaker 2: Dude, we have like I'm not kidding, I feel like
Speaker 2: it is visually obvious my brain deterioration through the two
Speaker 2: and a half years of doing this podcast.
Speaker 1: The chair, Yeah, the chair.
Speaker 3: I come on here.
Speaker 1: Now and I have come on. What you can come? Girls?
Speaker 3: You know we can't like I've never done that, Like
Speaker 3: it's not possible to come. I don't even know. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't even know a girl who's done that before.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Yeah, I think you can medically induce an
Speaker 2: orgasm on a woman. Though I heard I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm just like holding out for prayers. I was kind
Speaker 2: of like an ask the hell, well, right right, all right, well, Kyle,
Speaker 2: were you.
Speaker 3: Going to say something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's your media and your.
Speaker 4: Oh? I was going to say that, Oh my is
Speaker 4: Drew's got that guy in him? Like Drew's got that
Speaker 4: dog in him, but it's a guy.
Speaker 1: Like am I being rareilled by a dude?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't fucking I don't find that shit funny because
Speaker 1: I don't, Like, I'm not gay totally.
Speaker 4: I don't either. Okay, I said that because you.
Speaker 3: See our ID posts. We're literally dating. Like my IG posts,
Speaker 3: we're dating. Oh, we were all over.
Speaker 1: Each other, y'all. Gotta cut that ship out. Also all
Speaker 1: the incestual Like I know, don't fucking you can't comment
Speaker 1: that on bram posts.
Speaker 2: I posted a brand posts and the comments are like,
Speaker 2: isn't this weird?
Speaker 3: He's a minor.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's that's an inside joke for us that
Speaker 1: we keep all of us, y'all. We keep that in
Speaker 1: the house, Yeah, keep that in the kitchen, in the
Speaker 1: comment section on YouTube, and.
Speaker 3: We keep you in the kitchen because you're probably a girl.
Speaker 4: Ehe got him.
Speaker 1: But thanks for the support.
Speaker 2: That's actually why we can't take the podcast out of
Speaker 2: the kitchen, because we would just have to find another
Speaker 2: kitchen for me to be in, because it's the only
Speaker 2: place I'm allowed to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you, like the only other place she's allowed
Speaker 1: to exist outside of the kitchen. And this is a
Speaker 1: very strict rule the hallway on the way to your bedroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had to move my ps vibe to the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Going back to like twenty fourteen, like make me a
Speaker 4: sandwich humor, it's.
Speaker 1: My favorite, and I like it's it's my new taste.
Speaker 1: Like I have to like just go to jokes and
Speaker 1: it's like gay jokes and fucking girl kitchen jokes, and
Speaker 1: I cannot shake them. They're like they're so in my.
Speaker 2: Brain, like gay jokes and being like fake offensive by
Speaker 2: saying things about women, like it's my crutch.
Speaker 3: Some people's crutches cursing no.
Speaker 2: Like some people's comedy crutch is saying fucking fucking Like
Speaker 2: in between everything, my crutch is calling.
Speaker 1: Drew gay and mine is saying get back to the kitchen.
Speaker 4: And mine is donating to charity?
Speaker 3: Why would that be funny?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 3: Why is that your comedy crack you think?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's funny?
Speaker 3: Some people need help.
Speaker 4: You guys swear and I donate.
Speaker 3: To I don't swear. I've never sort in my life.
Speaker 4: My meeting of the week is good Girl by Jockstrap
Speaker 4: and Greatest Hits by Jockstrap. That ship goes crazy.
Speaker 3: Like the job Strap.
Speaker 1: What was the last show to you donate it to?
Speaker 4: What is it? It was something like the Bottom Factory.
Speaker 3: There's a bar that's not donating, that's paying.
Speaker 1: For that paying for.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, tomato tomato, I guess what.
Speaker 3: Oh, we were talking.
Speaker 4: That's not that's not nice.
Speaker 3: Two friends can't talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're whispering.
Speaker 3: It's clear you're literally trying to break us apart. You're so.
Speaker 4: Include me.
Speaker 1: No please sis.
Speaker 2: Since you're so, oh, then donate to the to the
Speaker 2: I don't like my friend's whispering company.
Speaker 4: Oh there comes. I've been waiting for this. Oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, dud just hates clapping because he hurts his hands
Speaker 2: every time.
Speaker 1: It's like, literally, couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: Maybe one more.
Speaker 3: Adding dialogue?
Speaker 1: You hurt me that felt good, really good at that.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's because it's real.
Speaker 1: You're actually like a voice actor.
Speaker 2: All right, Thank y'all so much for watching. God bless
Speaker 2: your souls. If I seemed off, it's literally because.
Speaker 1: I had bacterial vaginosis we made.
Speaker 2: I've been BB free for years now, So guys, I'm up.
Speaker 3: I've been BV free for a long time.
Speaker 4: Why would a man be there A.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay your pipe?
Speaker 4: What is it? I don't know. I thought I'm gonna
Speaker 4: fix you
Speaker 1: All right, I'm done, all right,