WEBVTT - Second Date Update: YeeHaw or YeeNaw 0:00:00.130 --> 0:00:02.230 All right, we're doing it. A brand new episode today. 0:00:02.270 --> 0:00:05.080 Welcome to it. It is your official second day podcast 0:00:05.090 --> 0:00:07.200 with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Thanks for finding us. 0:00:07.660 --> 0:00:09.639 And we got some fun on the way. Yeah. What 0:00:09.660 --> 0:00:10.719 do you want to start with? A comment? 0:00:11.100 --> 0:00:12.580 I'm going to start with two comments, Brooke. 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:13.680 Oh, actually. 0:00:13.840 --> 0:00:14.940 Own the room, Alexis. 0:00:14.960 --> 0:00:15.250 I love it. 0:00:15.480 --> 0:00:17.720 Because they are from our. 0:00:17.340 --> 0:00:20.120 Pet food reviews yesterday that we posted. Oh, my gosh. 0:00:20.160 --> 0:00:20.520 Yes. 0:00:20.610 --> 0:00:23.230 If you haven't seen our YouTube, it's at Brooke and Jeffrey. 0:00:23.550 --> 0:00:23.750 And. 0:00:24.450 --> 0:00:26.470 Go see it. It was a dare challenge that we 0:00:26.510 --> 0:00:27.670 just couldn't turn down. 0:00:28.190 --> 0:00:29.790 Which is not fair, by the way. 0:00:29.810 --> 0:00:32.290 I didn't actually ever bring that up. They didn't bring 0:00:32.370 --> 0:00:34.990 us water at first. Who does that? 0:00:35.050 --> 0:00:36.269 Anyways. Okay. 0:00:36.550 --> 0:00:39.470 Darcy first said, as a pet care professional in Denver, 0:00:39.770 --> 0:00:41.930 I'm always listening to your show on my dog. 0:00:41.630 --> 0:00:45.019 Walks, but the pet food review had me literally crying. Oh, yeah. 0:00:46.300 --> 0:00:49.420 Then I got Erica who said, I ran to the 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.080 YouTube video of this as soon as Jeff said what 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:54.720 it was. I finished it five minutes ago and I'm 0:00:54.780 --> 0:00:57.950 still retching thanks to Jeff's full face in the bowl thing. 0:00:58.250 --> 0:00:58.650 Awful. 0:00:58.830 --> 0:01:00.310 I have not been able to watch the video. I 0:01:00.350 --> 0:01:03.170 tried to watch it back. I thought about this and 0:01:03.230 --> 0:01:06.170 I gagged still. Just thinking about the image of that 0:01:06.370 --> 0:01:07.369 crap in his bowl. 0:01:07.470 --> 0:01:09.770 Yeah, I haven't been able to make eye contact with Jeff. 0:01:10.130 --> 0:01:13.240 All right, let's get to it. A brand new second 0:01:13.260 --> 0:01:14.380 date update starts right now. 0:01:14.520 --> 0:01:16.000 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:01:16.020 --> 0:01:17.420 Second date update. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.440 You only get one chance at a first impression. 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:22.979 And that's the truth. 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:27.100 That's why I always wear tearaway pants wherever I go. 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:29.399 Because you just never know when you're going to need 0:01:29.420 --> 0:01:30.440 to impress somebody. 0:01:30.500 --> 0:01:31.560 That's a good point, Jeff. 0:01:31.780 --> 0:01:34.180 And one of our listeners emailed the show because she 0:01:34.260 --> 0:01:37.780 says she's a little remorseful about the first impression that 0:01:37.940 --> 0:01:40.860 she made when she met a guy. And she wants 0:01:40.900 --> 0:01:42.040 to get our help with it. 0:01:42.220 --> 0:01:44.200 You had regular pants on, didn't you, that are hard 0:01:44.220 --> 0:01:44.640 to get off? 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.500 That was the issue. Beth, welcome to the show. 0:01:48.220 --> 0:01:48.960 Hi. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.630 You don't normally get radio shows asking you about what 0:01:52.650 --> 0:01:53.530 kind of pants you're wearing? 0:01:54.370 --> 0:01:54.870 No. 0:01:57.050 --> 0:01:58.870 We're a different kind of morning show. 0:01:58.890 --> 0:02:00.770 Okay, well, yeah, we are kind of weird that way. 0:02:01.170 --> 0:02:03.060 And I don't know if pants did or didn't come 0:02:03.090 --> 0:02:04.800 into the equation here, but why don't you tell us 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:05.880 about this guy that you met? 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:09.560 Yeah, not pants. A hat, actually. 0:02:09.580 --> 0:02:13.020 Oh, Taraway hat. I don't even know what that looks like. 0:02:13.120 --> 0:02:15.340 Oh, maybe she pulled the old elementary school move where 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:16.180 she steals his hat. 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.530 Oh, yeah. 0:02:17.560 --> 0:02:18.370 Guys love that. 0:02:18.530 --> 0:02:19.090 Yeah. 0:02:19.110 --> 0:02:20.299 So, yeah, tell us about it. 0:02:20.970 --> 0:02:24.090 So, a couple weeks ago, I was at the bar 0:02:24.110 --> 0:02:26.570 with some of my friends, and I had just had 0:02:26.850 --> 0:02:28.109 a weird week at work. 0:02:28.570 --> 0:02:31.000 I was not feeling it. I was not in a 0:02:31.020 --> 0:02:31.419 good mood. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:35.460 Okay. And this guy came up to me. He was nice. 0:02:35.860 --> 0:02:37.880 I just wasn't in the mood to be hit on 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:38.300 that night. 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:40.420 Sometimes that does happen. 0:02:40.440 --> 0:02:44.100 Yeah. And this is the hat. He was wearing a 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:47.760 cowboy hat. And I was like, why are you wearing that? 0:02:47.940 --> 0:02:49.060 You're not a cowboy. 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:49.140 Oh. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:50.020 Oh. 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.940 You were really kind of mean. 0:02:52.970 --> 0:02:54.930 Some people like that. 0:02:54.990 --> 0:02:57.769 That was the stress from her work that was being 0:02:57.889 --> 0:02:59.350 mean to him, not her. 0:02:59.590 --> 0:03:01.989 I see. And how did you know he wasn't a cowboy? 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:07.860 Oh, come on. He was like, I saw it for 0:03:07.860 --> 0:03:09.220 $ 2 at a thrift store. I just bought it on 0:03:09.260 --> 0:03:11.070 a whim. He's still being really nice. 0:03:12.889 --> 0:03:13.590 He's like, you're right. 0:03:13.870 --> 0:03:18.390 It is stupid, and that's kind of why I'm doing it, 0:03:18.389 --> 0:03:21.010 because I'm a stupid guy. 0:03:22.870 --> 0:03:25.500 We started talking about thrift stores, and I told him 0:03:25.540 --> 0:03:27.000 that I love going to find deals. 0:03:27.020 --> 0:03:29.399 He said, you're. 0:03:32.130 --> 0:03:34.050 Oh, that is kind of nice. 0:03:34.090 --> 0:03:35.230 Yeah, girls love that combo. 0:03:35.290 --> 0:03:38.010 Are you turning at this point? Like, are you becoming 0:03:38.050 --> 0:03:39.870 a little more unfrozen towards him? 0:03:39.890 --> 0:03:40.589 No. Oh. 0:03:41.070 --> 0:03:44.690 I just wanted to hang with my girls. 0:03:45.070 --> 0:03:47.550 But you weren't saying, like, no, don't talk to me. 0:03:47.590 --> 0:03:51.320 You were still entertaining his conversation, just not being as 0:03:51.380 --> 0:03:51.980 flirty back. 0:03:52.040 --> 0:03:52.500 Not at all. 0:03:52.620 --> 0:03:53.940 I was polite. I was polite. 0:03:54.580 --> 0:03:57.690 And eventually he just asked me if I was free 0:03:57.850 --> 0:03:58.510 that Saturday. 0:03:58.530 --> 0:03:59.590 He just kept going. 0:03:59.630 --> 0:04:02.510 Really not getting the hints there, buddy. 0:04:02.530 --> 0:04:04.310 No, I mean, again, I wasn't being mean. Like I 0:04:04.330 --> 0:04:06.089 just was not, you know, I was turned off. 0:04:06.230 --> 0:04:07.900 What did you say to the Saturday offer? 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.240 So I like kind of panicked in the moment and 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:14.120 I lied because I told him, I said, I'm sorry, 0:04:14.140 --> 0:04:15.100 I have a boyfriend. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.980 Oh, yeah. 0:04:17.100 --> 0:04:18.860 I mean, that's always the easiest way to get rid 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:19.320 of a guy. 0:04:19.339 --> 0:04:19.849 That's the safe one. 0:04:19.860 --> 0:04:20.620 It should be. 0:04:21.500 --> 0:04:22.250 It should deter the guy. 0:04:22.260 --> 0:04:22.940 Yeah, it should be. 0:04:23.180 --> 0:04:23.500 Okay. 0:04:23.540 --> 0:04:23.960 It should be. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:24.719 Why do you say that? 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.560 So he paused and then he was like, why do 0:04:27.589 --> 0:04:29.970 you look so sad when you say that? Oh. Oh. 0:04:30.790 --> 0:04:32.690 He's trying to see if there's an opening still. 0:04:32.750 --> 0:04:34.870 Is there a crack in this relationship and I can 0:04:34.950 --> 0:04:35.990 chisel my way through? 0:04:36.029 --> 0:04:37.990 That's what I'm saying. The fact that he's still going 0:04:38.070 --> 0:04:38.610 is not. 0:04:38.690 --> 0:04:42.290 But it is funny. Yeah. If you said it like, oh, sorry. 0:04:43.380 --> 0:04:47.219 I have a boyfriend. Like, that kind of is like... 0:04:47.310 --> 0:04:48.229 It's a tone. 0:04:47.950 --> 0:04:48.770 Thing, I guess you're right. 0:04:48.810 --> 0:04:49.169 I don't know. 0:04:49.190 --> 0:04:50.969 Either way, it was not the answer that I expected. 0:04:51.050 --> 0:04:51.480 Yeah. 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:52.640 What did you say to him? 0:04:53.330 --> 0:04:55.220 Again, it was me trying to end it. So I 0:04:55.250 --> 0:04:56.700 was like, hey, that's rude. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:59.920 You don't have to undercut my relationship just because you're butthurt. 0:04:59.940 --> 0:05:00.620 I turned you down. 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:08.180 So you're defending your non-existent boyfriend. I like how. 0:05:07.720 --> 0:05:11.990 She insisted that she was nice throughout this. 0:05:12.330 --> 0:05:13.310 I was not nice here. 0:05:13.330 --> 0:05:16.150 Not my proudest moment. I stormed off to the bathroom. 0:05:17.930 --> 0:05:19.470 I just needed it to end, you know? 0:05:19.490 --> 0:05:20.810 And when I came back, he was gone. 0:05:23.310 --> 0:05:23.790 Okay, good. 0:05:23.930 --> 0:05:25.650 I'm glad. 0:05:25.690 --> 0:05:28.550 Why are you retelling this story? Obviously he was gone. 0:05:28.630 --> 0:05:30.589 Finally he was gone. 0:05:31.010 --> 0:05:33.310 He's like, I think maybe on the fifth or sixth try, 0:05:33.330 --> 0:05:34.770 she's going to break. 0:05:34.870 --> 0:05:37.570 And that should have been a fine ending for that. 0:05:37.610 --> 0:05:40.010 But all my friends were saying, why did you do that? Like, 0:05:40.029 --> 0:05:43.130 this guy was really nice. And of course, it's been 0:05:43.170 --> 0:05:43.990 some time now. 0:05:44.350 --> 0:05:47.170 And I keep thinking about him. 0:05:47.190 --> 0:05:50.359 And I feel like I should have maybe been more 0:05:50.540 --> 0:05:51.080 open to it. 0:05:51.620 --> 0:05:53.110 It was the cowboy hat, wasn't it? 0:05:54.620 --> 0:05:58.250 Cowboy hats are cute. Because where I grew up. 0:05:58.770 --> 0:06:00.950 And he was being silly about it. He was sweet. 0:06:01.029 --> 0:06:03.550 He was persistent. And this is the weird thing. 0:06:03.910 --> 0:06:05.750 One of my friends got his number that night and 0:06:05.770 --> 0:06:08.280 they gave it to me and said, you should text him. 0:06:08.710 --> 0:06:12.070 Oh, wait, hold on. So he also came on one 0:06:12.130 --> 0:06:13.630 of your friends in your friend group? 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.060 Like, no one else was, like, trying to swoop in. 0:06:16.100 --> 0:06:16.640 I know that. 0:06:16.960 --> 0:06:17.299 Okay. 0:06:17.339 --> 0:06:19.320 So she just said to tell him you're single. I 0:06:19.620 --> 0:06:21.600 just don't know how I do that now. 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.359 Oh, right, because now you have to come back and 0:06:23.380 --> 0:06:25.520 be like, oh, by the way, that boyfriend that I 0:06:25.560 --> 0:06:27.260 told you I had was a lie. 0:06:27.339 --> 0:06:28.200 Is not real. 0:06:28.220 --> 0:06:29.580 Oh, that would be good news for him. 0:06:29.820 --> 0:06:30.279 Yeah. 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.380 Hey, I'm a liar, but I swear I'm not normal. 0:06:34.950 --> 0:06:37.190 But that's it. That's like actually it. 0:06:38.450 --> 0:06:40.330 Tell more lies and say you broke up. 0:06:40.650 --> 0:06:47.320 Oh, no, no, no, no. So you've reached out to 0:06:47.560 --> 0:06:50.060 us in the hopes that you can finally come clean 0:06:50.440 --> 0:06:52.680 and be like, I actually am single. And I think you're, 0:06:53.100 --> 0:06:54.320 You were nice that night. 0:06:54.380 --> 0:06:55.600 This is a good call. 0:06:55.620 --> 0:06:57.580 You know, I never actually tried to reach out at 0:06:57.620 --> 0:07:00.210 all yet. It's not like I'm not getting an answer 0:07:00.230 --> 0:07:00.830 or anything. 0:07:00.850 --> 0:07:03.470 I just feel like it's so weird at this point. 0:07:03.490 --> 0:07:06.070 Might as well. Like I have nothing to lose, I guess. 0:07:06.370 --> 0:07:09.250 Yeah, you really don't. Cause I mean, you're probably not 0:07:09.300 --> 0:07:12.500 even on his radar at this point. You've just rejected him. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:16.400 He gave his number to your friend. And this is 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:18.550 going to come completely out of the blue when I 0:07:18.610 --> 0:07:22.090 tell him, hey, remember that girl that was kind of 0:07:22.150 --> 0:07:24.690 mean to you and brushed you off and told you 0:07:24.730 --> 0:07:28.690 she had a boyfriend? Well, actually, she doesn't have one 0:07:28.750 --> 0:07:31.510 and wants to hang out with you. That won't be weird, right? 0:07:31.550 --> 0:07:33.230 I was just having a bad day. 0:07:33.310 --> 0:07:35.960 You know, sometimes you're just so burnt, like you just 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:37.880 can't get out of whatever that hole is. 0:07:37.940 --> 0:07:38.540 I was there. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:40.480 Okay. Well, let's tell them that you crawled out of 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:44.640 that hole and you're ready to make yourself available. Come 0:07:44.780 --> 0:07:47.440 back and we do your second date update for Cowboy 0:07:47.490 --> 0:07:49.610 Hat Guy right after this. Hold on. 0:07:49.970 --> 0:07:51.370 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:07:51.390 --> 0:07:52.830 Second date update. 0:07:54.570 --> 0:07:57.090 If you missed part one of the second date update, 0:07:57.800 --> 0:08:01.300 Lots of recap there, because our listener, Beth, is a 0:08:01.300 --> 0:08:04.750 little bit remorseful about how her first meetup went with Eddie. 0:08:04.770 --> 0:08:06.270 Yeah, definitely regret. 0:08:07.050 --> 0:08:08.890 She was not in the mood to meet a guy 0:08:08.930 --> 0:08:12.390 that night, any guy. But then in walks Eddie with 0:08:12.430 --> 0:08:13.910 his $ 2 cowboy hat. 0:08:13.950 --> 0:08:15.410 He was nice. 0:08:15.830 --> 0:08:19.740 He was charming. He was very persistent. But she just 0:08:19.820 --> 0:08:22.480 wasn't wanting to meet anybody. So when he asked what 0:08:22.540 --> 0:08:25.720 she was doing that weekend, Beth said, sorry, I have 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:29.340 a boyfriend. Yes. To which Eddie responded with, why do 0:08:29.380 --> 0:08:30.940 you say that like you're sad? 0:08:31.580 --> 0:08:35.920 Eddie, weird question. Beth basically yelled at him and then 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:36.460 stormed out. 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:37.359 Yeah. 0:08:37.420 --> 0:08:39.380 So that was a cute ending, huh? 0:08:39.420 --> 0:08:43.700 But looking back, Beth says, I probably didn't react the 0:08:43.740 --> 0:08:47.120 right way. shouldn't have lied about having a boyfriend. 0:08:47.140 --> 0:08:49.470 I don't know why you didn't just tell him, like, look, man, 0:08:49.530 --> 0:08:51.709 I'm having a really bad day. I'm not in the 0:08:51.750 --> 0:08:53.410 mood to have this type of conversation. 0:08:53.429 --> 0:08:55.370 Because listen to him, Brooke, he would have stayed around longer. 0:08:55.390 --> 0:08:58.050 Yeah, he's like, you want to talk about it? He 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.420 probably would have pulled a blanket out and put it 0:09:00.500 --> 0:09:04.069 over your shoulders and hugged you, Beth. No. Blanket move, huh? 0:09:04.130 --> 0:09:04.590 Yeah. 0:09:04.610 --> 0:09:05.890 That's Jeff's signature. 0:09:05.950 --> 0:09:08.229 That's what guys with cowboy hats do. 0:09:08.250 --> 0:09:09.729 Is that what you need on a bad day? 0:09:09.750 --> 0:09:12.750 I would love that. But that's not how it went, 0:09:12.809 --> 0:09:15.490 and now she's looking back, wishing it had gone differently, 0:09:15.850 --> 0:09:17.970 and wants to get a hold of him and tell him, actually, 0:09:18.050 --> 0:09:20.530 I am single, and I'm sorry that I pushed you 0:09:20.590 --> 0:09:22.470 away that night. Yeah. 0:09:22.570 --> 0:09:23.890 This is a great phone call. 0:09:23.950 --> 0:09:25.430 I'm sorry. She doesn't want to do it. Beth, you 0:09:25.470 --> 0:09:26.510 want us to do it, right? 0:09:26.610 --> 0:09:26.970 Right, Beth? 0:09:27.710 --> 0:09:29.410 Yeah, please. 0:09:30.330 --> 0:09:31.910 Well, let's see where his head is at because I'm 0:09:31.929 --> 0:09:33.870 going to dial his number right now. Hopefully he picks 0:09:34.030 --> 0:09:35.689 up and we can talk to him. You ready to 0:09:35.730 --> 0:09:36.270 do this, Beth? 0:09:36.950 --> 0:09:37.970 Yes, I just need a mediator. 0:09:37.990 --> 0:09:38.470 This is good. 0:09:38.490 --> 0:09:38.710 Okay. 0:09:39.070 --> 0:09:40.230 Oh, we're the mediator. 0:09:40.410 --> 0:09:43.110 Mediator, but free of charge. So keep in mind, you 0:09:43.130 --> 0:09:44.130 get what you pay for, Beth. 0:09:45.130 --> 0:09:45.410 Great. 0:09:45.530 --> 0:09:47.320 Just like that discount cowboy hat. 0:09:47.360 --> 0:09:49.400 No promises, but I'm dialing it right now. Here we go. 0:09:56.860 --> 0:09:57.160 Hello? 0:09:57.820 --> 0:09:58.420 Hey, is this Eddie? 0:10:00.390 --> 0:10:00.750 Yeah. 0:10:01.170 --> 0:10:01.810 Who's this? 0:10:02.550 --> 0:10:04.770 Hey, man. My name is Jeff from a radio show 0:10:04.809 --> 0:10:06.490 called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:10:06.710 --> 0:10:07.209 Hey, Eddie. 0:10:07.309 --> 0:10:08.190 Good morning. 0:10:08.230 --> 0:10:09.630 A radio show. You're on right now. 0:10:10.110 --> 0:10:11.230 Welcome to our show, Eddie. 0:10:14.290 --> 0:10:15.210 I'm sorry, what's going on? 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:18.579 We don't want to barge in on you or anything 0:10:18.620 --> 0:10:20.199 like that, but we're doing a segment called. 0:10:20.220 --> 0:10:22.060 Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle of work, so 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:23.520 talk to me. 0:10:23.559 --> 0:10:25.000 Honestly, this won't take very long. 0:10:25.059 --> 0:10:27.420 So we're doing a segment here. It's called a second 0:10:27.480 --> 0:10:30.710 date update where we try to. 0:10:32.330 --> 0:10:33.330 How do I explain this for Andy? 0:10:33.350 --> 0:10:35.510 Well, this one's different because you didn't actually go on 0:10:35.570 --> 0:10:37.609 a date with anybody. You just hit on somebody at 0:10:37.670 --> 0:10:37.990 a bar. 0:10:38.010 --> 0:10:38.429 That's right. 0:10:39.610 --> 0:10:42.610 Okay which could be who knows i don't know you 0:10:42.730 --> 0:10:43.729 could be a myriad. 0:10:43.410 --> 0:10:46.450 Of people probably doesn't narrow it down but i don't 0:10:46.470 --> 0:10:48.510 know if you remember a couple weeks ago you went 0:10:48.630 --> 0:10:54.170 out and you met a woman named beth oh wow 0:10:54.190 --> 0:10:56.430 that was quite annoying yeah wearing. 0:10:56.170 --> 0:11:02.260 Your vintage cowboy hat eddie yeah ah yeah cowboy hat. 0:11:02.170 --> 0:11:05.640 Night right we're trying to figure out where's your head 0:11:05.700 --> 0:11:07.180 what did you think about beth. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:13.579 Well, this is a very random thing to call me about. Yeah, 0:11:13.620 --> 0:11:14.040 we know. 0:11:14.480 --> 0:11:14.960 Yeah. 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:20.479 She was really awesome, except for the boyfriend part. 0:11:20.940 --> 0:11:22.160 You know, that was unfortunate. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.120 That was. But you know what? Just for fun. Let's 0:11:26.179 --> 0:11:30.339 say that boyfriend was to like magically not exist anymore. 0:11:31.100 --> 0:11:32.860 Are you like a hit squad or something? 0:11:32.900 --> 0:11:34.020 No, no. 0:11:34.100 --> 0:11:35.920 I mean, we don't have that. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.500 Big bucks for that. Obviously gets caught easily if he's 0:11:39.540 --> 0:11:40.699 talking about it on the radio. 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:45.860 I'm just saying, let's say the boyfriend is not around anymore. 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:50.580 And let's say she had your phone number and was 0:11:50.740 --> 0:11:53.959 kind of interested in getting to know you more deep down. 0:11:55.050 --> 0:11:58.150 I mean, I'm not looking to be a rebounder or whatever, but. 0:11:58.470 --> 0:11:59.470 Whoa. 0:11:59.490 --> 0:12:00.929 I didn't expect that. 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:03.640 Even more good news about that piece. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:04.320 Yeah. 0:12:04.559 --> 0:12:04.939 Yeah. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.800 Let's go into specifics. Like, the boyfriend, decide, what did 0:12:07.820 --> 0:12:11.160 you think about Beth as a person? Oh, man. 0:12:11.800 --> 0:12:14.069 Like, yummy and wow and. 0:12:14.670 --> 0:12:14.990 Yummy. 0:12:15.010 --> 0:12:16.770 Like, classy and. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:19.920 Yummy and classy. Yummy and classy. That's quite the combo. 0:12:19.940 --> 0:12:20.860 Yummy is the first word. 0:12:20.980 --> 0:12:26.350 I mean, she just, she carried herself really well. 0:12:26.370 --> 0:12:26.990 That's a nice compliment. 0:12:27.010 --> 0:12:29.010 Like, you could tell that she knew who she was. 0:12:29.030 --> 0:12:30.510 Dude, that's awesome. 0:12:30.630 --> 0:12:32.570 And, I mean, she's a knockout, so. 0:12:32.590 --> 0:12:33.270 That's good. 0:12:33.290 --> 0:12:33.730 Okay. 0:12:33.929 --> 0:12:34.650 All right. 0:12:34.929 --> 0:12:37.550 So, you loved her personality. You loved her. The way 0:12:37.570 --> 0:12:38.090 she looked. 0:12:38.230 --> 0:12:38.730 Right. 0:12:39.010 --> 0:12:40.170 It was just the boyfriend part. 0:12:40.200 --> 0:12:41.300 Yeah, I bet you were pretty. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:42.440 Bummed, right? Yeah, yeah. 0:12:42.480 --> 0:12:44.000 And I was like, wow, lucky dude. 0:12:44.080 --> 0:12:47.500 And it was kind of funny that when she said it, 0:12:47.940 --> 0:12:49.320 she genuinely looked sad. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.460 And I was just like, what? 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:53.490 Okay, you're saying when you said, hey, do you want 0:12:53.500 --> 0:12:55.310 to hang out? And she was like, sorry, I have 0:12:55.330 --> 0:12:57.610 a boyfriend. You told her, oh, why are you so 0:12:57.650 --> 0:12:59.150 sad when you say that, right? 0:12:59.170 --> 0:13:02.490 He's like, why do you know my whole story? 0:13:02.530 --> 0:13:05.089 Yeah, we heard how it went. So we know it 0:13:05.130 --> 0:13:07.500 must have been pretty disappointing. But here's the thing. I 0:13:07.520 --> 0:13:09.079 do have some positive news. 0:13:09.100 --> 0:13:11.100 I hope you're sitting down, Eddie. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.380 Oh, yeah. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:16.600 There is a chance that she might be on the 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:21.440 phone right now with some interesting news to break to you. 0:13:21.480 --> 0:13:23.760 Oh, you're going to make her tell it. 0:13:23.780 --> 0:13:26.040 I feel like it's better coming from the source. 0:13:26.090 --> 0:13:26.470 That's good. 0:13:26.500 --> 0:13:28.150 That's mature. 0:13:29.150 --> 0:13:29.630 Wait. 0:13:29.970 --> 0:13:32.170 Yeah, because the way this segment works is we have 0:13:32.210 --> 0:13:33.550 Beth listening on the other line. 0:13:34.340 --> 0:13:35.760 You're not serious, are you? 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:37.920 I am serious. Beth, show him how serious we are. 0:13:39.500 --> 0:13:39.880 Oh. 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:44.120 Hi. Hi, Eddie. Hey. 0:13:44.140 --> 0:13:45.709 Hi. Hey, Beth. 0:13:46.730 --> 0:13:49.550 Yeah, I know this is weird. 0:13:49.570 --> 0:13:52.830 You should say that. 0:13:53.130 --> 0:13:54.440 There was nothing to lose, and. 0:13:56.090 --> 0:13:59.910 I'm sorry, but I just was not in a good 0:13:59.929 --> 0:14:02.230 place that night when we met, and I lied. 0:14:02.490 --> 0:14:03.370 I do not have a boyfriend. 0:14:03.750 --> 0:14:05.429 Good news. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.400 And I was just thinking about that night, and so 0:14:09.420 --> 0:14:10.679 this is what I did. 0:14:10.700 --> 0:14:13.420 I called the station, and here we are. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.480 Oh, wow. Mm-hmm. 0:14:17.750 --> 0:14:19.260 It doesn't sound like you're jumping up and down. 0:14:20.310 --> 0:14:22.930 Yeah, I mean, it's just, it's a little awkward right now. 0:14:22.950 --> 0:14:23.020 Why? 0:14:24.590 --> 0:14:26.230 Why? She doesn't have a boyfriend. Did you hear? 0:14:26.510 --> 0:14:27.430 Should be less awkward. 0:14:27.790 --> 0:14:28.170 Okay. 0:14:28.450 --> 0:14:31.230 I thought she had a boyfriend. I keep moving on. 0:14:31.670 --> 0:14:35.630 I go on dates, et cetera. And like, I've started 0:14:35.810 --> 0:14:37.010 kind of seeing someone. 0:14:37.030 --> 0:14:43.370 Oh, now he has a boyfriend. So you really, you 0:14:43.430 --> 0:14:46.470 met someone in two weeks? No. No. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:47.660 I didn't. 0:14:48.530 --> 0:14:48.670 What? 0:14:48.710 --> 0:14:50.170 But do you see how that feels? 0:14:50.830 --> 0:14:51.050 What? 0:14:51.110 --> 0:14:51.730 Wait. Oh, wait. 0:14:51.830 --> 0:14:56.530 You're lying. Oh, now you have a secret fake girlfriend? 0:14:56.550 --> 0:14:56.660 I see. 0:14:56.710 --> 0:14:58.570 But we can hear her heart. 0:14:58.770 --> 0:14:59.150 Yeah. Wow. 0:14:59.170 --> 0:14:59.350