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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's helping you get excited to

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Speaker 1: brush your teeth with Taco sauce toothpaste. It comes in mild, spicy,

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Speaker 1: and atomic mouth Fiesta. So set your gums on fire

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Speaker 1: with laser stories.

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Speaker 2: This segments, the segmentary mean.

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Speaker 1: Weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser. Those other dental diablos just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of California. You've probably

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Speaker 1: heard about people being caught using novelty license plates or

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Speaker 1: ones that were altered or faked.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay, like after you steal a car.

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Speaker 1: Uh no, no, just like weird ones that aren't like

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Speaker 1: technically allowed to be used.

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Speaker 2: This is new.

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Speaker 1: The California Highway Patrol stopped a driver earlier this month

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Speaker 1: who had an elaborate hand.

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Speaker 2: Drawn plate.

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Speaker 3: That's a sketchy all.

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Speaker 1: They tried to make it look legit by mimicking the

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Speaker 1: actual California script font at the top, and it included

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Speaker 1: a representation of the registration sticker and the DMV's website

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Speaker 1: down at the bottom.

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Speaker 3: I get it.

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Speaker 4: They didn't want to pay the fees for a real

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Speaker 4: license plate. I see in somebody's cousins like, man, I

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Speaker 4: can do it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: According to the deputy, the weird thing was the plate

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Speaker 1: number and tags were totally legit.

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Speaker 3: Wait what it was? Actually their plate number and tax.

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Speaker 2: The number was valid. Oh so when they ran legit?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the driver said they lost their actual plate

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Speaker 1: and were just trying to stay compliant.

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Speaker 2: It must have fallen It must have.

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Speaker 1: Fallen off at some point and they were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to get a new one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good, Hey why did you only put one screw in

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Speaker 4: that license plate when you put it on?

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Speaker 2: The officer said.

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Speaker 1: The driver got points for creativity, but they still received

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Speaker 1: a fine of one hundred and ninety seven dollars, which

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Speaker 1: is more than five times the cost of getting a

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Speaker 1: new plate that they could have ordered through the DMV

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Speaker 1: for just twenty seven bucks.

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Speaker 3: I don't think they should have got a ticket. It

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Speaker 3: should have got a forever morning man.

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Speaker 1: Miss next lazer shories out of courier's corner.

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Speaker 2: Boo felt appropriate.

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Speaker 1: People, But if you order a pizza, are you ever

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Speaker 1: worried about missing the delivery because you fell asleep?

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Speaker 3: No, dude, I've.

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Speaker 2: Done that once. I was drunk and I missed it.

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Speaker 2: It was awful.

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Speaker 3: You never fallen asleep, but I was hungry.

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Speaker 2: I was and I ordered food and I woke up

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Speaker 2: and I'm like no, and it was at the door.

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Speaker 1: If you said no, then you're probably not a college student,

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Speaker 1: because grub hub says seventy two percent of students have

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Speaker 1: missed a late night delivery order sometime in their college career.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, the late night isn't because they fell asleep

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Speaker 4: because they're drunk.

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Speaker 1: Like Jose said, well, it could be that they knotted

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Speaker 1: off studying or were so drunk that they forgot that they.

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Speaker 2: Even ordered it.

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Speaker 1: So because of that fact, grubhub is now coming out

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Speaker 1: with something they call snooze insurance.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you're a little sleepy while you order,

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Speaker 3: you just hit that and then you don't have to

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Speaker 3: pay for it.

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Speaker 1: No, you basically sign up ahead of time where if

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Speaker 1: you're a grubhub Plus student member, they're offering a makeup

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Speaker 1: meal to replace the.

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Speaker 2: One you slept through.

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Speaker 1: In order to take advantage of it, you have to

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Speaker 1: apply for a code over the next few weeks, which

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Speaker 1: will provide fifteen dollars off any future doover meal by

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Speaker 1: Can I.

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Speaker 2: Just say that's kind of nice.

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Speaker 4: Maybe I could pretend to be asleep take the pizza.

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Speaker 2: Is out broad.

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Speaker 1: Experts say it's basically just a marketing gimmick to advertise

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Speaker 1: their student membership accounts, which are free to join if

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Speaker 1: you're enrolled.

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Speaker 2: At participating schools.

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Speaker 1: That's still many college kids applaud the idea. One commented

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Speaker 1: saying he passed out on three separate occasions last month alone,

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Speaker 1: only to wake up and find.

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Speaker 2: His food was either cold or missing. Oh man, that

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Speaker 2: somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Too, get I feel like three times means you're the problem.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he says.

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Speaker 1: It's about time grubhub finally does something to fix this issue.

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Speaker 1: Blame it on grub Hub. This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of the cider circle. Okay, if anyone wants to

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Speaker 1: know the difference between the life of influencers and the

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Speaker 1: life of normal people, well here's your case study. There's

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Speaker 1: apparently a new trend of people taking carved out many

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Speaker 1: pumpkins to Starbucks and having the baristas fill them with

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Speaker 1: the drink that they order.

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Speaker 3: Stop it.

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Speaker 1: And the idea is because Starbucks normally lets people bring

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Speaker 1: their own mug and they'll fill that up, So why

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Speaker 1: not celebrate fall by using a hollowed out pumpkin as

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Speaker 1: your mug.

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Speaker 3: So that you can then take a picture of your pumpkins.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it tastes like pumpkin though, like and like. So

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Speaker 1: some buris does have heard of the trend and they're

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Speaker 1: willing to do it. Some are even enthusiastic about it,

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Speaker 1: but workers who've not heard of it are skept goal

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Speaker 1: and they'll just give the customer an actual coffee cup

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Speaker 1: so that they can pour it into their pumpkin themselves.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you suck.

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Speaker 3: Then they're wasting the cup though, I mean, just sive it.

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Speaker 4: Can I bring a bread bowl places, you know, like

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Speaker 4: maybe a gas station and fill it up with like

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Speaker 4: that fake cheese that they always.

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Speaker 3: Where you're going.

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Speaker 1: It's a sad day when you walk into a gas

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Speaker 1: station with a bread bowl and be like, help me out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds pretty good though. That's it is.

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Speaker 2: We'k over there and run.

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Speaker 1: Interestingly enough, the majority of commenters are asking people to

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Speaker 1: please not do this because it slows.

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Speaker 2: The entire line of orders down.

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Speaker 1: In any event, if you want to try it, Alexis,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing wrong with asking nicely to see if they're

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Speaker 1: cool with doing it. There's probably very little taste difference. Also,

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Speaker 1: it's just something to do. If you're willing to buy

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Speaker 1: a pumpkin to use for a cool little social media post.

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Speaker 4: Someone's gonna mess up and bring a full sized pumpkin

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Speaker 4: in instead of.

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Speaker 3: This.

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Speaker 1: Next Lazer stories out of Halloween Headquarters. Recently, a popular

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Speaker 1: sports betting site crunched the numbers to find the odds

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Speaker 1: of each type of candy landing in your kid's Halloween bucket.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and they did this by taking stats

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Speaker 1: from Instacart, door Dash, and other candy sellers. Here's what

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Speaker 1: they found. Brook's favorite, Reese's peanut buttercups. You got a

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Speaker 1: sixty seven percent chance of finding at least one.

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Speaker 2: In your bag. Yeah, the thought ninety nine percent.

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Speaker 1: If your kid doesn't deliver at least one peanut butter

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Speaker 1: cup to your face, then they have officially failed Halloween.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what's amazing? My kids don't like them.

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Speaker 1: No way, I've never heard of anyone them all.

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Speaker 2: They're not your kids. They're biologically not your children.

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Speaker 1: The second most popular is peanut m and M's at

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Speaker 1: sixty five percent. Regular Eminems are next at sixty two percent.

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Speaker 1: Kit Cats at sixty and then Snickers at fifty eight percent.

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Speaker 1: Snickers the top non chocolate candy with sour patch kids

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Speaker 1: fifty five percent chance of one of those ending up

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Speaker 1: in your kid's bag.

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Speaker 3: Nerd clusters are coming up. That's what all the kids

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Speaker 3: was so good.

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Speaker 1: And they also looked at three more things your kid

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Speaker 1: might not enjoy getting. There's a two percent chance they'll

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Speaker 1: get a toothbrush, a four percent chance they'll get a

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Speaker 1: box of raisins, and a twenty three percent chance of

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Speaker 1: finding some candy corn.

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Speaker 3: People still give it out.

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Speaker 4: Do we got some Halloween fruit snacks this year to

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Speaker 4: hand out. Interesting, Yeah, my son picked about He was

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Speaker 4: a cool mom.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Wellas for this guy, he doesn't even know if he'll

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Speaker 1: get to trigger treat this year. He's still counting his

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Speaker 1: candy from twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, he's a little flow. But you know he'll

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Speaker 2: get around to it.

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Speaker 1: Now these laser stories has come to an end for

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Speaker 1: the day.

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Speaker 2: We'll do it again the same time on Monday

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning